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- 0:02Speaker 1: What is going on, everyone? Welcome to Strikeout Beer.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Quick beer reviews with your pals Alan and Rapid Dave.
- 0:07Speaker 2: I'm Alan.
- 0:08Speaker 1: I'm already, man. What up? You know, being careful while
- 0:12Speaker 1: I'm opening up this beer. I was like, oh, man,
- 0:16Speaker 1: I don't know if it's going to pop on me
- 0:18Speaker 1: or not. So tonight we're having a little polliner. Is
- 0:23Speaker 1: it munchin? Munchin? Munchin? No, just all your pills. It's
- 0:26Speaker 1: just the pills. Well, I'll read the word right there.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's that's part of the brewery.
- 0:31Speaker 1: I wonder how you say that. Bavarian-style pills.
- 0:36Speaker 2: There you go.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Now, this little fella here, it's a classic crisp German
- 0:42Speaker 1: Pilsner brewed in Munich by the historic Polliner Brewery.
- 0:48Speaker 2: There you go.
- 0:48Speaker 1: With an average ABV of 4.8. Is that what's on
- 0:52Speaker 1: the can? I love this can, man. I went over
- 0:56Speaker 1: there looking for something. 4.9. No, 4.8. I think it's
- 1:04Speaker 1: rude according to the purity law out there. Ingredients. Water,
- 1:10Speaker 1: malted barley, and halal towel hops. There you go. Bitterness
- 1:15Speaker 1: is 31. Style is German pills. Cheers to you.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Cheers. Mazel mazel, good things.
- 1:26Speaker 1: Oh, we're back, baby. That's so good. We are back. Yeah,
- 1:32Speaker 1: brewed strictly adhering to the German purity law of 1516. Now,
- 1:38Speaker 1: the appearance should be bright, brilliant yellow with a thick,
- 1:41Speaker 1: pure white foam head. Yeah, check, check. Flavor and aroma,
- 1:45Speaker 1: clean and crisp with a delicate balance of floral, grassy hops,
- 1:49Speaker 1: subtle biscuit malt notes, and a refreshing dry finish. Check, check, check, check.
- 1:54Speaker 1: Checks all the boxes. Yeah, ingredients, water.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Malta barley hops.
- 2:00Speaker 1: Yep.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Boom.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I was going to tell Lizzie to come. I was like, Hey,
- 2:05Speaker 1: you don't want to help me drink this beer. It's a,
- 2:06Speaker 1: it's a tall boy. If you want some, she's I'm good. Well,
- 2:09Speaker 1: all right. Then if you don't want to help me,
- 2:10Speaker 1: that's fine. All right.
- 2:11Speaker 2: I guess I'll drink it all.
- 2:13Speaker 1: I'll drink it myself. Yeah. So October.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:18Speaker 1: October fest starts this weekend, which is great. Roast everybody.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Hope everybody has a good, safe time. I've never been,
- 2:24Speaker 1: I wanted, always wanted to go, but I just, I've
- 2:26Speaker 1: never gone. And I don't know if I will now,
- 2:28Speaker 1: but yeah, it's crazy. Now, we always like to do
- 2:31Speaker 1: food pairings. We'll talk more about the beer here in
- 2:33Speaker 1: a second, but we love the food pairings, right?
- 2:35Speaker 2: Okay.
- 2:37Speaker 1: I know you're going to get two of these. I
- 2:40Speaker 1: don't know about the rest. So you're not going to
- 2:43Speaker 1: get the rest, actually. Give me two of the food pairings.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Brats.
- 2:48Speaker 1: Grilled bratwurst or sausages. Pretzel. Soft pretzels with mustard. Well,
- 2:53Speaker 1: with mustard, according to this. I know you don't like mustard.
- 2:56Speaker 2: I'll get a little bear cheese going with it. What
- 3:01Speaker 2: else would it pair well with?
- 3:03Speaker 1: It's... You're just not going to get it. It's pan-fried
- 3:08Speaker 1: white fish and light salads. Or light salads.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Okay.
- 3:11Speaker 1: The last one is a cheese. It's not your normal cheese.
- 3:16Speaker 1: It's a funny-sounding cheese, but it's aged. How about that?
- 3:23Speaker 2: Funny sound... I think Funny Sounding and Havarti sticks out
- 3:27Speaker 2: to me.
- 3:28Speaker 1: It's not that. I thought you were going to go great.
- 3:31Speaker 1: I thought you were going to nail this one, too.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Aged Gouda. Gouda. Gouda's another one.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Havarti always sticks out to me as a funny cheese name.
- 3:44Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. Havarti and Gouda.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Gouda.
- 3:47Speaker 2: It's kind of like Buddha, but it's Gouda.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is my time of the year. Love Pilsners.
- 3:53Speaker 1: Love Fest beers and things like that. Um, anytime they
- 3:56Speaker 1: bring out the, the, the pills or whatever, you always
- 3:58Speaker 1: got to have that light drinking, uh, easy drinking fast
- 4:01Speaker 1: beer because it's lower ABV. You're out there, you're in
- 4:04Speaker 1: the tent. You're just out there just enjoying yourself. You're
- 4:06Speaker 1: knocking back those big ass, uh, you know, what do
- 4:10Speaker 1: they call them? It's like a Steins, you know, knocking
- 4:12Speaker 1: back those giant Steins.
- 4:14Speaker 2: You're drinking, you're singing songs, you're making friends. You're just,
- 4:18Speaker 2: you're living your best life is what you're doing.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Absolutely. And they're easy drinking. So it's like, you know,
- 4:25Speaker 1: if you're going to get to the 32 ounces or not,
- 4:27Speaker 1: they're not coming in 30, they're in a 32 ounce Stein,
- 4:29Speaker 1: but you're getting about, you know, 26 ounces out of
- 4:32Speaker 1: that baby. But, uh, you know, if it gets a
- 4:34Speaker 1: little bit more as you're drinking, you know, you're talking
- 4:37Speaker 1: a lot, you're singing a lot. It's all right. This
- 4:40Speaker 1: beer is this, this beer can be rodeo cool and
- 4:43Speaker 1: you're just fine. I do like the distinct taste at
- 4:45Speaker 1: the end though, that, that, that dry finish. I like
- 4:49Speaker 1: that a lot. I love the color of the smell. Oh, buddy.
- 4:52Speaker 1: And we have the Oktoberfest versions of these things. But
- 4:55Speaker 1: a lot of the Oktoberfest versions are, they're the darker color,
- 5:01Speaker 1: the malty ones. You know what I mean? So they're the,
- 5:03Speaker 1: it's not, what's it called, Alan? It's not Fastbeard, it's
- 5:08Speaker 1: the other one. Oh, my God. It's the copper colored ones.
- 5:12Speaker 1: We went absolutely blank. Unbelievable.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Marzins.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Marzins. There you go. There you go. Marzins.
- 5:20Speaker 2: I was like, what the hell?
- 5:21Speaker 1: I like Mars's, but sometimes they get a little too sweet.
- 5:24Speaker 1: These kind of beers, these are the ones you can
- 5:26Speaker 1: knock back and enjoy yourself, have yourself a good night.
- 5:30Speaker 1: But yeah, no, this is easy drinking. It's light looking.
- 5:33Speaker 1: It's not light beer, though. Let's be honest. It's not,
- 5:36Speaker 1: but it's low ABV. It's got a nice flavor to it.
- 5:39Speaker 1: You know, light beer gets a little thin. This beer
- 5:41Speaker 1: isn't thin. It's thin compared to some things. It's very flavorful. Yeah,
- 5:45Speaker 1: it's got a lot of flavor. Oh, that's okay. There
- 5:50Speaker 1: you go.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Yep.
- 5:51Speaker 3: Ricochet um but yeah it's and it goes down so
- 5:54Speaker 3: damn smooth like what are these these 19.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Uh like.
- 6:01Speaker 3: 16.2s 1.9 ounces yeah 50 milliliters.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Um and i i'm almost i'm almost done you know.
- 6:12Speaker 1: I'm not pounding it but we can uh.
- 6:14Speaker 2: I'm not pounding it it's just going down so damn smooth.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Yeah But, yeah, when I saw that can, I went
- 6:19Speaker 1: up to Total Wine over in Plano, I believe it was. Yeah, Plano.
- 6:22Speaker 1: I was like, where the hell? Did they change the
- 6:23Speaker 1: store up a little bit? They completely changed it. I
- 6:26Speaker 1: was like, where the hell are the damn imports? I
- 6:31Speaker 1: actually said it a lot. Where the hell is the
- 6:33Speaker 1: German beers? I was like, what? And I go, they
- 6:37Speaker 1: used to be, like, right here. Right here. Right here.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Because I don't want a sixer of this. Because we've
- 6:44Speaker 1: done it before, right? We've done, like, hey, let's get
- 6:46Speaker 1: a sixer of everything. I'm like, no, I just want solos.
- 6:49Speaker 1: You know, I just want my singles. You know, you
- 6:51Speaker 1: pay a little, it might get a little pricey, but
- 6:53Speaker 1: I don't, I don't listen. I love beer.
- 6:56Speaker 3: I picked up six of these big boys are for
- 7:01Speaker 3: the big boys and two bottles.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Uh, it was 21 bucks. Yeah. It's not bad. Not bad.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Right.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Or whatever.
- 7:09Speaker 2: It's, it's delicious. It's good.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Um, It's good for you.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:15Speaker 2: My total wine completely remodeled too. And so I was like,
- 7:18Speaker 2: at one point I'm like, they don't have any singles.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Like I was getting ready to text you, but like,
- 7:23Speaker 2: Hey bro, we're out of luck.
- 7:26Speaker 1: I already got my beer, baby. I went over there.
- 7:32Speaker 1: I went over there because I was like, I'm going
- 7:33Speaker 1: to go to the spirit Halloween. That's supposed to be
- 7:36Speaker 1: over here and want to turn into a, a planet fitness.
- 7:41Speaker 1: And then the other one now is like a closed down.
- 7:43Speaker 1: It looks like a bank or something like that. it's
- 7:45Speaker 1: dark as shit in the parking lot you're like okay
- 7:47Speaker 1: what the hell's going on around here and so we're
- 7:49Speaker 1: driving around it hadn't opened yet every spirit halloween for
- 7:52Speaker 1: the last i don't know a decade has already been
- 7:54Speaker 1: open like.
- 7:54Speaker 2: Yeah no they're all open over here.
- 7:57Speaker 1: There's two here around us that won't be open for
- 8:00Speaker 1: like another week or two really yep and i'm like
- 8:03Speaker 1: well that sucks because yeah no i was going like
- 8:06Speaker 1: in lewisville like this that's also it hadn't opened either
- 8:09Speaker 1: and It's like, like I said, mid-August, like we got done,
- 8:13Speaker 1: we go to the bookstore, like having lunch or whatever
- 8:15Speaker 1: on Sunday. Well, let's roll over, get some ideas for Halloween.
- 8:19Speaker 1: And yeah, not open yet. Crazy. Crazy as hell. Yeah,
- 8:23Speaker 1: it's crazy. Maybe they're just trying to shorten it up
- 8:25Speaker 1: and save money. I don't know. But yeah, let's try
- 8:28Speaker 1: to knock these back the best we can. Cheers, everybody
- 8:31Speaker 1: out there. This is a little Paul.
- 8:32Speaker 2: Prost.
- 8:33Speaker 1: How about that? Prost.
- 8:35Speaker 2: Mazel mazel, good things.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Oh, man, I didn't even chug.
- 8:42Speaker 2: That was good.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Losing my edge.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Oh, that was good.
- 8:45Speaker 1: But I give it a thumbs up. I have the
- 8:48Speaker 1: untapped thing here, the scores, if I can get a
- 8:51Speaker 1: cap one. Probably like a 3.6. So 47,588 check-ins, 41,540
- 8:53Speaker 1: are unique. Average monthly is 474. We're going to go
- 8:57Speaker 1: back to 4.8 ABV, 31 IBUs. 3.44 out of 37,196 ratings.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Polliner has brought back a classic German Pilsner that delivers
- 9:17Speaker 1: a clean, crisp taste. Our Barbarian Brewers are particularly experienced
- 9:22Speaker 1: in crafting classic Pilsner beers. And it's ready to fill
- 9:27Speaker 1: the growing demand for lighter, more refreshing products, which it is. Like, check, check, check.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 9:33Speaker 1: What's your score on this out of five? I'm like a...
- 9:36Speaker 1: About half drunk. I'm like a four. I'll give this
- 9:41Speaker 1: a four.
- 9:41Speaker 2: I really like this.
- 9:42Speaker 1: It's really delicious. It's smooth. It goes down easy.
- 9:45Speaker 2: It's crisp. It's got nice flavor.
- 9:48Speaker 1: It checks all the.
- 9:49Speaker 2: Boxes for me. This is a delicious beer.
- 9:53Speaker 1: I am actually contemplating going higher than a four. But
- 9:57Speaker 1: I i like that you went for and you know
- 9:59Speaker 1: what i'm gonna go for with you it's it's damn
- 10:02Speaker 1: good um perfect color perfect head perfect smell this thing
- 10:06Speaker 1: like you said it checks every single box yeah and
- 10:09Speaker 1: this is what you get with with the purity law
- 10:11Speaker 1: right it's gonna be brewed how it's supposed to be
- 10:13Speaker 1: brewed it has the ingredients that that needs to be
- 10:15Speaker 1: in a beer you know not all this crazy like
- 10:17Speaker 1: listen We've had some crazy beers. We like crazy beers.
- 10:21Speaker 1: We drink a lot of them.
- 10:22Speaker 3: We got another one coming up here soon.
- 10:24Speaker 1: When we get in these beers, and it's this time
- 10:26Speaker 1: of the year, this is what we want. So, yeah.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Pros to that. I'm going to knock this back real quick.
- 10:34Speaker 2: Have you guys had the little Paul and her pills
- 10:37Speaker 2: yet this year? I mean, I'm sure you've had it
- 10:39Speaker 2: at some point in time.
- 10:40Speaker 3: It's been out since, I don't know, like 1634 or
- 10:43Speaker 3: something absurd like that. The brewery's been open since 1634,
- 10:46Speaker 3: so probably. It's been out since 1634. So have you
- 10:52Speaker 3: had it since then?
- 10:53Speaker 1: Let us know.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Did you have the first batch in 1634?
- 10:57Speaker 1: Tell us down in the comments.
- 10:58Speaker 2: As always, I'm Alan.
- 10:59Speaker 1: I'm RD.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Talk to you guys later. Deuces.