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NFL Week 1 Gambling Picks! Let The Chaos Begin! Who Runs The Yard? · Three For The Money

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will be football on in 24 hours of us recording
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you listen to this when it comes out so we're
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back and Yeah, college football has been scratching
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but for like 90 % of them. And I ended up going
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22 and five. So let's just Yeah, but that's It's
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weird. They're all half unit plays. Yeah. They
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were all half unit plays. We can't really just
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breeze by that. 22 and 5. That's like half unit
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whatever. That's fucking incredible. It's record
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breaking. Yeah, it's a good run. What records?
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Our records. Okay. Have you ever gone 22 and
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5? I mean... I haven't. Like in a like in a day
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no, yeah or like in a weekend I mean there might
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have been a Stretch maybe not 22 and 5, but I
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don't know I'd have to go back and check the
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data yeah, the they're all the half unit plays
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because College is so unpredictable that it was
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like, okay I'm not gonna put a full unit on this
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NFL is my full unit game And this college is
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so unpredictable. So I was all right, we're only
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doing half unit plays for college at least starting
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off. Well, just for me. And because I didn't,
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you know, I don't I don't follow college as closely
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as I do the NFL. So that's, that's all I can
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say about that. But I definitely shout out the
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Chris, how are you? I'm good. I mean, I'm not
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22 and five good. I think with my week zero and
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one record, I went 13 and 11, which I mean, nothing
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to write home about, but I believe a wise man
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once said you won't go broke making a profit.
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I don't know who said that. I don't even know
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if that's been said before. I think I heard that
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somewhere. So I'm just going to act like it.
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Um, but yeah, it was fun. It was a fun, the best
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was Saturday, like the early slate Saturday went
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five and oh, through that. I felt like I was
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on top of the world. I was like, hell like week
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one is it actually, cause I did well Thursday.
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I think I only had like one or two bets Friday,
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but Saturday I started out five and I was like,
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okay, fine. grabbing this by the balls and we're
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going to have a good day. Went one and four the
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rest of the day. So that was fun. Um, got to
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see Vols my 13 and a half cash and a unnecessary
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sweat in person, but yeah, nice little weekend.
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Nice little week one. But now I mean the NFL
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is back and we actually give up, get to give
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out like real bets in depth analysis. And I'm,
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I'm, I'm excited to be back with the boys doing
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what we're supposed to be doing. Yes, what we're
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supposed to be doing that That was very much
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an unnecessary sweat at the Vols game But they
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got it done never in doubt How was the stadium?
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It was cool I I mean everyone says this but the
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Mercedes -Benz dome whatever it's called take
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a price or take a concession prices are amazing
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I Got like a six count lemon pepper wing and
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fries for like 10 bucks. Pretty damn sick. Yeah,
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that's like 20 everywhere else. Yeah. Beer's
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like $4. Yeah. I mean, it was, it was a good
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time. Football indoors is weird. That was the
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first time I've seen a game in a dome. I mean,
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it was fine. It was still football, but it was
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like every now and then you look around and be
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like, something feels off. But no breeze. Yeah,
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but it also for late August in Atlanta I guess
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I was thankful for the dome, but I don't know
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it just felt weird I think I was talking to my
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sister went to the game to I was talking with
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her and I said like football inside is is odd.
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She was like Yeah, like why do I need a blanket
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for a football game in late August? Right she
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needed a blanket. I mean girls get cold That's
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just a fact. All right. Any time there's air
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conditioning, a girl is probably like, chilly.
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But yeah, it was fun overall. Hell yeah. Sean,
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how are you? I'm all right. Started off just,
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I went a little crazy. for college football,
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just because I kind of missed it too much. I
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had 48 bets. I went 28 and 20. So not terrible.
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Not bad. That's good. A couple of these were,
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you know, unit and a half, two unit plays. So
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overall I'm up. I'm up like, I think it was like
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15 units or something. So. Hell yeah. A lot of
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those were boosted too. So. Those those double
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unit and unit and a half ones that were boosted
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really helped a lot So but I kind of took a shit
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the end of Saturday Went one and two on Sunday
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and then I had the under in the TCU UNC which
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didn't stand a fucking chance It sucked but whatever
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we'll get through it yeah i'm worried about this
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week though so last week's in the past last week's
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in the past only way to move forward is uh by
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moving forward um well uh i think i'm gonna speak
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for everyone here and say all right there's there's
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no more i'm just all right football is back the
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nfl is back we are here and uh yeah my body's
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ready tired man it's okay i was tired i'm just
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i like that there's no more just all right i
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like that there's no more just all right we're
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here we're back and so is football and now my
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life has a lot more structure so here we go um
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okay uh i know we we're only going to do four
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games but i do just want to breeze by uh the
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first game uh the cowboys eagles game which will
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be Thursday night. I believe the line is at eight
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and a half currently. As soon as Micah Parsons
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got traded, I did put in a bet for Eagles minus
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seven. So I have that locked in. It's weird because
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you look at all the stats and everything is pointing
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to divisional dogs on week one. But I I cannot
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do it. I cannot do this the only thing that that
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Dallas has is CD lamb Dak Prescott sometimes
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And George Pickens when he decides not to be
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a psycho So I went ahead and locked in Eagles
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minus seven about a week and a half ago whenever
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that Micah Parsons deal happened So that's what
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I got. I don't know if you guys have a take on
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it. I know I sprung it on you but This just we
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know it's the first game Um, I don't have a bet
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on it right now. I mean just looking at it. I
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feel like I I hate it so much. I feel like I
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gotta take Cowboys plus eight and a half just
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because It's such a big number. It's a lot of
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points. Um Would it surprise me if the Eagles
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won by 20? No, but I Don't know. I'll definitely
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have a bet for it. I might just say fucking take
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the over because it's the first game but God,
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the cowboys suck. I don't know. I'll have a bet
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for it, but nothing right now. Check the Twitter.
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Okay. Check the Twitter. Sean, do you have anything
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or? It's okay. Not at the moment. I was going
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to look at that later, but I will probably parlay
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because a shman shmole is doing the no sweat
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bet. I'll probably parlay Saquon and CD. Touchdowns,
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no sweat. Let's see what that comes out to. I
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just want to see. All right. I got a bunch of
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shit in my bed slip already. Hold on. Just a
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bit later. There we go. Standby. Plus 250. Yeah.
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I'll probably do that Okay, I don't really like
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one side or the other to be honest There's a
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big lot of points for for both sides, I mean
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There's also like a boost I could buy down to
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like Cowboys or Eagles minus five and a half
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or something just boost that up You can do whatever
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you want. I know you weren't prepared. So But
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that's okay. Uh, I mean chris was prepared either.
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I know I just sprung this on y 'all but um But
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okay, that's the first game should be prepared
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because it's the first game. So that's on us
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to be honest, right? Well, we didn't say that
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we would we would go over it. So, uh, that's
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I'll take that. Um, okay, but the first game
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Is uh friday night foot? Well, not the first
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game we're going to talk about in depth is friday
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night football chief's at the Chargers. The Chargers
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are home dogs by three. And it's not technically
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at home. It's in Brazil and in San Paolo. I guess
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I'll kick it off. I kind of hate doing this,
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but I'm taking the Chiefs minus three here. It's
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such a low number. And the Chiefs can easily,
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I mean, they can easily win by two, and it wouldn't
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surprise me. But as it stands right now, three
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points, that's not a lot of points. I got to
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take the Chiefs. They run the yard until they
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don't. And I did also lock in a Kelsey anytime
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touchdown when he proposed to Taylor Swift. So
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I had that at plus 170. Not too bad. Yeah, I
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don't know what it is now. I guess I'll look
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at that here in a second, but That's pretty much
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all I got except. I mean the Chargers they lost
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for Sean Slater in the offseason To an injury
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he's still alive Dory But there the Chargers
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still have kind of like a lot of questions putting
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together a team so I Think they'll play him tough
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just because I mean, you know Harbaugh is a tough
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coach and he's such a football guy. So I think
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I think it will be close, but I got to take the
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Chiefs minus three here. They run the yard until
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they don't. So that's what I got. Sean, I'll
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go to you next. Yeah, I'm also on the Chiefs
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minus three. I don't like it, but I think the
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Chiefs have been just stewing since that lopsided
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Super Bowl. I think they're eager to really wipe
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that taste away. I think it's pretty, as of late,
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I think it's pretty rare that the Chargers have
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been like outmatched at QB and head coach. But
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this is the duo to kind of do that. And, you
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know, my homes and Reid are just a better combo
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than Herbert and Pogba right now. I mean, last
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year, the Chargers defense, they looked good
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on paper, but, you know, they were facing like
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Pretty ass quarterbacks. So let's be honest,
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but now, you know, they lost a bit of on the
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pass rush I did look this up though that They
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got to my home six times in the two games that
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they played them last year So that's pretty good.
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And I think they split last year They're correct.
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I think they got a sweat don't know one of them
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was like a two -point game or something like
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that, but Maybe I just counted as a win because
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I had the chargers spread or something. But if
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you don't pressure my homes, you give him time.
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And when you give him time, he's automatic. And
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also, the data is on our side. And we've got
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four supporting trend systems from our friends
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at the Trends Center. One that's a perfect 12
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-0 undefeated that goes Kansas City's way. So
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give me the Chiefs minus three. Chris, what you
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got? Um, I also hate to do this. Uh, I'm not
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on the chiefs, but I am on the under 46 and a
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half, um, skips in Brazil. Uh, I believe last
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time they played there last year or was it two
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years ago? The Eagles and Packers played it there
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last year. Was that last year? Okay. I can't
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remember if it was last year or two years ago.
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Um, I remember that turf. I think it went over
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because the Packers were able to kind of run
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away with it. But, um, I remember that turf just
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being atrocious. So that factors into also like
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it's, I feel like neither team really wants to
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be there. So like, maybe like if the game does
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kind of like get out of hand or like late fourth
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quarter, maybe both teams just kind of pack and
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it's like, all right, let's just go home. Also
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the last three games between these two teams
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have been snooze fest with totals of 36, 27 to
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25. These two teams, they know each other. They
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know each other very well. I think they just
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kind of lock each other up on defense. Harbaugh
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is going to want to run the football just because,
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well, one, he loves running the football. And
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two, they don't have any receivers outside of
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Ladd -McConkie. Keenan Allen is helping for now.
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Yeah, the corpse of Keenan Allen is out there.
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And then the... they I just don't think they're
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gonna be able to throw the football like it's
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not because of Herbert's because he has nobody
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to throw it. So yeah, they're gonna run the ball
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is gonna be an ugly game under 46 and a half.
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hate to do it on the second game ever, or ever
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in week one, but ever, ever second football game
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ever. It's crazy. But yeah, under 46 and a half.
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I totally get it. I mean, it's a prime time game.
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Yeah, and it's you know, it's in the borderline
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third world country. So I don't really know much
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about Brazil. It's not third world, but I used
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to say, get what you're saying, I guess. Who's
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just anyway? Anyway, moving on. Next game we're
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going to talk about is the Lions at the Packers.
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The Packers are home favorites by two and a half
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points. The Packers got Mark Micah Parsons In
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the, a week and a half ago, um, they look great.
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It seems like the Packers are the new young team,
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the young hot team on the block. Um, Chris, I'm
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going to let you go first. All right. Well, I
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took it under last game. So let's even it out.
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I'm going over 47 and a half. Um, I don't really
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trust this Packers defense. They're really young
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in the secondary. They went out and got Nate
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Hobbs in the off season, who was like a fine
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corner. He's kind of a four or five year. I think
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this will be his fifth year. So he's a veteran
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and he'll provide some stability to the secondary.
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He's out for this game. Uh, I know they got Michael
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Parsons. Apparently he's hurt. He's going to
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need like a steroid injection to even play in
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this thing. So I don't really, yeah, I don't
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trust, um, I don't trust green Bay's offense
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to really, um, or defense, excuse me, to stop
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what is, yes, it is a new ish. I guess you could
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say lines offense cause no more Ben Johnson,
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but they still got dudes. Also on the other side,
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Lions, new defensive coordinator and they don't
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have, they have some dudes, but not a whole lot.
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So I think Green Bay will be able to move the
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ball. I mean, they've been able to score with
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like, nobody is pretty much at every skill position
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forever. So I think that continues here. Also
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some stats for this game. One courtesy of the
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Trent Center. Both these teams score a lot of
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points and season openers. The over is 10 and
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four and the last 14 Packers season openers and
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this one courtesy of the trend center since 1990
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when the Lions season opener the in Lions season
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openers when the total is under 52 and a half
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the over is 12 and oh oh 12 you know oh yeah
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they score points out the gate so um yeah over
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47 and a half Now that that used to just be against
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them, but now the Lions can actually score points
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actually. Yeah Which is crazy But yeah, I got
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the I'm on over 47 and a half well, what are
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you taking? I Think I'm gonna take the Lions
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here Week one. It's kind of all about the the
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divisional dogs going on that side of it. I Think
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this might be a trap To take the Packers just
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because the Packers are the new hot thing and
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I think everybody is gonna be on the Packers
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The Lions, I mean the Lions, you know that they
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can get a new OC. They get a new DC They still
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got dogs everywhere They're just they're still
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afraid train from hell until they're not and
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until That happens. I'm gonna take the Lions
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here. I think the over is a good play. I'm going
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to write that down and Decide on if I want to
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take that a little later on depending on depending
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on how college goes this week, so And There it
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is That's I mean, that's kind of it two and a
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half, you know, I can see this game also being
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pretty close And you know, maybe the Packers
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would buy one or two it's I do see this as a
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high scoring game as well. It's just the Lions
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are still a very much a complete team and they
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still have Dan Campbell. They they're they're
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more proven than the Packers at this point. So
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I'm going to take the Lions. Plus two and a half
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Sean. Yeah. Am I in the over? Over 47. I mean,
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I think, yeah, you're right, Chris. Lions just
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have too many weapons. They've got so many weapons.
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Detroit's defense is, I don't think they're really
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up for that challenge, but also on the flip side,
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I think Detroit's defense isn't that much better.
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They just got a couple of young bucks running
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around. You know what I'm saying? But, I mean,
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Love has proven that he can move the football
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even without his, you know, his all -star wide
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receiver. But, you know, let's make things interesting
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for just mid -afternoon. Mid -afternoon shootout.
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I like that. So, give me the over. And oftentimes,
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I don't take these overs in these three o 'clock
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games. That's where these witching hour shit
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comes in. And that shit gets... The afternoon
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yeah, I like the over Yeah, this won't keep you
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awake though. I should hopefully is Sorry, I'm
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trying to look this up right now. I should have
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done earlier is Aiden Hutchinson playing I believe
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so I've seen him in training because I mean he
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yeah, I know he snapped his leg in half that
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could be that was like really early last season.
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It was three. It was, but I can see that maybe.
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I mean, I don't really know his status, but I,
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I tried to Google it as like I was about to ask
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and I can't really find anything concrete. Um,
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but I feel like something like that. If someone
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said like, yeah, it's going to take them like
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a year and a half to come back from. I could
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see it because it was brutal. So he is okay.
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But if he plays that one, so It doesn't really
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make a huge difference. Like, I mean, one ed
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rusher shouldn't really factor into a total,
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but I know he's great. I was just more curious.
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Right. Yeah. I mean, that's a big concern. I
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mean, even if one guy can't make a difference,
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one guy can make all the difference, you know,
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like two minute drill, just fucking knock it
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out. Go range or some shit like I said that now.
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Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna exactly and he's
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gonna the Packers are gonna miss like a 56 -yard
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field. Well, it's gonna go what the toes gonna
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go under by two. Yeah Fuck you I'm already I'm
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pretty mad about it All right, well moving on
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There's the picks Sunday night football is the
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next game that we're talking about Should be
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a fantastic matchup. We got the Ravens at the
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Bills the Bills are currently underdogs by one
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point essentially a pick them I Feel like it'd
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be pretty tough to make a line for this game
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it just it seems like No matter Who the bills
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put on the field as long as they have Josh Allen,
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it's, it doesn't matter, baby. Um, they can,
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they can pull out a win. So, uh, Sean, I'm going
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to let you go first on this one. All right. Um,
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I'm taking the Ravens, Ravens Moneyline. I like
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it. I think, I mean, Baltimore, they're the better
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two way team. Saw it last year. They put up 35
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on the bills in the regular season. went toe
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to toe in the divisional round. The Bills defense,
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they just, you know, they hold up to average
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competition. But like this elite sort of, you
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know, teams that they have when they face Lamar
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Jackson, Patrick Mahomes, like they get exposed
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quite often. And I know they kind of stack their
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defense in the offseason, but we'll see. But
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Ravens can grind. They control the tempo. They
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can keep Josh down on the sidelines. Not to mention
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that Derrick Henry can just do whatever he wants
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against this Bills defense. They allowed like
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117 rushing yards for him in that one game last
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year. And I didn't, I don't know if they did
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much to really fix that problem, but add in the
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fact that the Bills might have to be rolling
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into week one with A replacement kicker. Now
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hear me out. I know that it's like, oh, it's
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a kicker. But in these games, in these pick them
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games, dude, the Bills don't have a kicker and
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they're down, you know, 2021. It's over. You're
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not making that kick. What happened to Bass?
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Is he hurt? I think he's hurt. Yeah. I was reading
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something that he might not be ready to go. Damn.
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So I'm taking that. I'm just taking the Ravens
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outright. Well, I'll pass it to you. Hmm I think
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I Think I will also take the Ravens here it the
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Ravens money line. It's it's so close You know
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what I'll take minus one I'll take minus one
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Just so if they went by one I can Get my money
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back whatever It doesn't matter. So I I also
27:03
kind of agree in it seems like The Ravens are
27:08
both of these teams are in a win now mode but
27:13
the It feels like the Ravens have done more about
27:19
it done more about winning now I mean, you know,
27:25
you call it call it what you want they did get
27:27
deandre hopkins he is like a billion years old
27:30
i mean he's probably like 34 um but but like
27:33
you know it it's still something though and and
27:36
derek henry is not slowing down until he does
27:40
and he i mean he almost ran for 2 000 yards last
27:42
year so it's it's tough to uh it's tough to see
27:46
the bills pull this out in the in the spots here
27:48
so uh i'm going to take the ravens um that's
27:53
pretty much my in -depth analysis, not too much
27:56
to go off there. But Chris, what do you got?
28:00
It's a clean sweep. We're all on the Ravens'
28:03
money line. Sean pretty much took every point
28:05
I was going to say. Bill's defense got exposed
28:09
by good offenses last year, including this Ravens
28:12
team who scored 35 on them. They also allowed
28:14
42 to the Lions, 44 to the Rams. And while it's
28:17
not a lot, 28 to a very mediocre Dolphins team,
28:22
which 28 in the NFL. will win you a decent amount
28:25
of football games. Derek Henry destroys the Bills
28:29
in six career games against him. He's averaging
28:31
93 yards per game. He also has eight total touchdowns.
28:35
Yeah, I think pretty much for everything Sean
28:38
just said, I think that they grind it out. I
28:40
don't think it'll be an ass whooping like it
28:42
was last year, but I think they win the football
28:44
game. I would think they win it comfortably if
28:45
I'm being quite honest. They're just a better
28:48
team. It'll probably be exactly what happened
28:51
last year. They win regular season But decently,
28:54
they'll meet again the playoffs and the bills
28:55
will handle it. Yeah, Raven's money line for
28:59
this one, though. Okay. Sorry, Chris. No, I mean,
29:04
I was every every sentence you said, it was like,
29:07
yep, yep, yep. OK, it's OK. You took my you took
29:14
my lions over step. So it's all right. We'll
29:19
trade off. OK. Alright Next and final game. We're
29:25
gonna gonna go go in depth with here is a the
29:29
Vikings and the Bears Monday night football We'll
29:33
do this game real fast here Bears are home dogs
29:38
one and a half interesting interesting Chris
29:43
I'm gonna throw it to you I hate taking this
29:48
many totals, but I'm taking another total. I'm
29:51
taking the under 44 and a half. Um, I do not
29:53
trust either quarterback, particularly JJ McCarthy.
29:57
Um, I just think they're both, I think Kayla
30:00
Williams is good. He's, he's good, but I don't
30:04
think He's ain't like at this stage. I don't
30:07
think he's anything particularly special. I think
30:09
Teja McCarthy's gonna blow So I just don't think
30:11
there's gonna be a whole lot of points in this
30:12
game both defenses last year in the top 15 and
30:15
points per game in the NFL also See if I might
30:19
steal another set from John. We'll see you're
30:21
gonna. I know it is so good. You can't ignore
30:24
it. Yeah, go ahead Under since 1993 when the
30:33
Vikings are on Monday night football and the
30:35
total is less than, I can't remember on handwriting,
30:39
so I would say 56. The under is 30, 11, and one,
30:43
nine and one in the last 10. There's also like
30:46
10 other systems for the under on trend center.
30:49
So yeah, under 44 and a half. Let's get back
30:52
to the Monday night unders. Sean, I assume you're
30:56
also on the under. I am. I do want to say that
31:01
while I was doing my research, everything was
31:03
pointing to the over in this game. Like, everything
31:06
was like, you should take the over. Like, this
31:09
is why the over is going to hit. And I was just
31:11
like, now we just got to keep it simple. We got
31:15
to go back to our roots, division rivals, prime
31:18
time, Monday night. Let's just look at, let's
31:22
just go to the Trends Center, see if we're right.
31:24
Then that step that Monday night football stat
31:27
popped up about the Vikings and I was like That
31:30
trend has teeth. That's no joke. So These are
31:35
the games that get tight they get ugly and they
31:38
tend to play under expectation So may not be
31:41
popular, but I'm sticking with the numbers. So
31:44
give me the under 44 and a half Well, what do
31:49
you want I Hate this pick But I'm on the Bears
31:55
and I hate the Bears However, the trends do not
32:01
lie Home divisional dogs in week one. This is
32:05
one of this is one of the trends in the world
32:09
This is the only time of year you can cash in
32:12
on this trend Home divisional dogs are 23 and
32:15
7 against the spread in the last 30 meetings.
32:19
It's on a bunch of the games uh, this week. Uh,
32:22
and one of them is the bears plus one and a half.
32:25
Um, I, I guess I'm not really a believer in,
32:29
in JJ McCarthy, uh, you know, who could be, um,
32:32
unless you're a Michigan fan. Um, but, uh, I,
32:36
I, I mean, I'm really not a believer in Caleb
32:39
Williams as well, but, um, it, it feels like
32:42
it, it just feels like everyone's going to be
32:46
looking at this and being like, Oh, the Vikings
32:48
are going to murder the Viking. They're such
32:51
a better team than the Chicago Bears who have
32:54
stunk the last 40 years. And it's kind of a trap.
33:00
I'm taking the Bears plus one and a half here.
33:03
And that's kind of it. It feels like I have no
33:08
numbers or stats or facts to back this up, but
33:11
it does kind of feel like the Bears are sort
33:14
of changing their mindset in terms of like, hey,
33:16
we need to do this to win. We need to do this
33:18
to win. Because winning is important and that
33:22
hasn't been important to us in the past 40 years.
33:25
So, uh, i'm taking the bears money on football.
33:28
I'll also maybe do that under um Because that's
33:33
Everyone should do this under yeah, just saying
33:36
I mean it's also a prime time under so um We
33:40
should just all rob the books With guns With
33:48
our minds Because we're so smart. Put the money
33:55
in the bag. And that's I mean, that's really
34:01
all I got to say about that. But I did write
34:04
down that under so I might end up taking that
34:07
as well. Yeah, that's the the main slate of games
34:11
we're going to talk about. All right, moving
34:14
on. The main slate of games is over. But now
34:19
everyone's favorite segment that we totally did
34:22
not forget about This this week this year is
34:26
the surefire picks the double unit plays guaranteed
34:29
not to lose plays of the week Chris I'm gonna
34:35
let you go first because I think you are way
34:38
more passionate about yours than me and Sean
34:41
are I Am I'm pretty amped up for this one? I'm
34:46
taking Buccaneers minus one and a half against
34:51
the Atlanta Falcons. Michael Pinnix's fourth
34:54
start ever, first time as a full -time starter.
34:58
I guess a solid Bucs defense. I don't know how
35:02
well it's going to go for him, but I say we will
35:03
about Todd Bowles and I certainly have over the
35:05
years. The man knows how to generate a pass rush
35:08
and I think that could fluster the young Michael
35:11
Pinnix. Plus I just think Buccaneers are a better
35:15
team. um top to bottom yeah top to bottom um
35:19
i know they're kind of missing some weapons on
35:21
offense uh we don't know how godwin's going to
35:23
be obviously mike evans is i mean he's still
35:25
very reliable but old so we'll see what happens
35:28
but um i think they're good enough to win by
35:32
two against a up -and -coming but still very
35:36
unproven falcons um team and it would not be
35:41
a chris walker surefire pick without help from
35:43
the trend center I love this one. This is since
35:46
2020 in a Buccaneers game when the total is more
35:51
than 46 and a half and the spread is less than
35:54
13 for a 1 p .m. Eastern kick The ball the Bucs
35:59
are 13 and 2 against the spread 9 and 1 in the
36:04
last 10 Let's fucking go. It's time to ride the
36:09
bake show one more time Buccaneers minus 1 half
36:12
double unit Guaranteed not to lose sure fire
36:14
play of the week. Um, Sean, what do you have?
36:19
Um, I'm going to go with the bangles minus five
36:23
and a half against the Browns. Now, do y 'all
36:29
think the Browns really improved at all? I mean,
36:36
they paid miles Garrett a bunch of money, right?
36:39
Yeah, but he's been there. Yeah. No. I'd say
36:45
they got worse. I'd say they got a little worse.
36:51
But besides that, we are also going to go to
36:55
our friends at the Trends Center with a couple
36:56
of trends. And this one is just simply fade the
37:00
Browns. And the conditions are the season is
37:04
after 2010. The opponent is the Browns. The over,
37:09
the over under is set at 56. which is crazy for
37:13
the NFL. And the team's money line is minus 600.
37:17
Basically, you have to have a pulse to play the
37:20
Browns. And if you would fade the Browns in the
37:24
last 14 years, you'd be up almost 39 and a half
37:28
units if you just faded the Browns the entire
37:31
time. So that's exactly what we're going to do.
37:35
We're just going to fade the Browns. Also, you
37:38
know, there's Bengals road favorite against the
37:41
spread minus three to minus seven. That one is
37:44
on a five game win streak, nine and one in the
37:46
last 10. Bengals are really good on the road
37:50
as well against the spread since 2015, 54, 24
37:55
and two. And Joe Burrow against the spread in
38:00
minus six and a half to plus 12 is 42, 18 and
38:03
three. So that's a lot of numbers. Don't listen
38:06
to him. Just follow the math. Just listen to
38:09
my voice. It's Bengals minus five and a half.
38:11
Double unit guaranteed. Will, that make sense?
38:17
Is that cool? That cool? Great. Makes sense?
38:19
Yeah. Cool. Yeah, that makes sense. Bengals minus
38:21
five. It's that easy. Okay. Well, what you got?
38:28
So, my surefire pick of the week. Kind of hate
38:34
it. But I kind of love it. It's It's it's something
38:39
I feel like no one's looking at and I've just
38:43
found Thank you to the trend center app. This
38:48
is one of the top betting systems of the week
38:52
It's titled the week one betting on bad teams
38:55
from last season who won four to six games So
39:00
in week one My surefire pick the Panthers plus
39:05
three and a half against the Jags. You see why
39:10
I kind of hate it? Well, I have the Panthers
39:14
in my card. I do have the Panthers in my card
39:17
because I did see that pick because I'm a trendsetter
39:21
subscriber and I have a pulse and a brain. So
39:25
I saw that pick. It's a good pick. Everybody
39:29
has been shitting their dicks. over the Jacksonville
39:33
Jaguars picking up Travis Hunter. And so I see
39:39
this as kind of a rat line. The Panthers, very
39:43
much not proven, very much not a good team last
39:46
year. These are just facts. However, they did
39:51
get better in this off season. They had a good
39:53
draft. They they drafted that Macmillan guy I
39:58
think their offense is going to be a whole lot
40:00
better I think they're gonna run the ball a little
40:02
bit a whole lot better And I think they're gonna
40:04
throw a lot better. So I'm taking the Panthers
40:07
plus three and a half Fuck the Jags That's pretty
40:12
much it. Oh this trend the record is 55 15 and
40:17
5 and if you i'm gonna pull up the put the The
40:22
graph there, if you see, that's a straight -ass
40:26
line, homie. You see that? That's a straight
40:33
-ass line. Going up. Eight and two in the last
40:39
ten. You see that? Do you see the line? Yeah,
40:44
we saw a straight -ass line, man. It's a straight
40:48
-ass line. I'm taking it. I'm riding it. I'm
40:52
riding that line all the way to the bank. You'd
40:57
be up 38 units. Yeah, that's my that's the surefire
41:02
picks of the week. That's great to by the boys.
41:07
Who wants to hold on? Let's parlay those real
41:10
quick. Let's see what that comes out to do that
41:13
math Sean for me. I got you. But yes. And then
41:18
next we're going to go over extra plays after
41:20
Sean gets this, uh, this, this math here going.
41:23
Um, but, uh, I, I, I do kind of like the Panthers
41:28
in this, in this spot here. It's I just added
41:31
in my card. So, yeah, I mean, that was a straight
41:33
line. What's my surefire? God, anytime I get
41:40
a chance to find the Panthers, I'm going to do
41:42
it. Yeah. I was, I was right. Uh, Do you remember
41:47
that? Well, we all kind of had it. That I think
41:52
it was when the the Chiefs played the Panthers
41:54
and the Panthers were like. Like dogs by like
41:57
14 or whatever. That was one. What? Yeah, yeah,
42:02
yeah, yeah, I thought he's yeah, it's like the
42:04
easiest bet of all time. No, no, yeah, the bat
42:06
cashed easily, but the Panthers almost went outright.
42:09
Yeah, the Panthers were my sure fire that week,
42:12
I believe, and you guys were. Putin hollering
42:17
that it was that it was something about the Panthers.
42:20
I can't the Panthers are cool Panthers are pretty
42:24
damn good in the season. The offense was a lot
42:26
better defense sucked ass, but the offense was
42:28
a lot better. I Like the Jags blow. So yeah pants
42:33
are supposed to I'll take just about any team
42:35
of the Jags. So Yeah, right. What's uh, what's
42:40
that? What's that parlay look like? 560 It's
42:45
not too bad not too bad for three winners Yeah
42:49
Not too bad. Um Okay, moving on We got some extra
42:56
plays on the board. I know that I do I know that
43:01
Chris does Sean, would you like to get this extra
43:04
plays? Sure sure It makes me think you don't
43:11
have extra plays and you have to buy time No,
43:15
I I said that I have extra plays and then Sean
43:17
and then Chris has extra plays and then I asked
43:19
you You look at your phone. I know I'm getting
43:23
my extra plays So I'll just start off I already
43:30
had y 'all's two surefires as In my bet slip
43:35
before y 'all even said it. So that's obviously
43:38
locks. We're already three, you know I'm also
43:43
gonna add the Raiders plus two and a half against
43:46
the pats really like that. Faden Vrabes. Faden
43:51
Vrabes believing in Pete and Gina. I mean, he's
43:59
a more proven coach. Yep. Super Bowl. Exactly.
44:05
So man, y 'all kind of ran through my card. I
44:10
do also have the Texans Rams under 44 and a half.
44:16
I think it's 44 and a half. I semi -checked.
44:19
So I just don't think those offenses are really
44:21
going to score that much. Week one. I don't know.
44:25
Is Matt Stafford alive? Is he going to play?
44:28
Allegedly. Allegedly? I mean, even when I see
44:31
it, I don't think I'm going to believe it. I'll
44:33
be like, this is some sort of AI technology.
44:35
I mean, they're in Los Angeles. Yeah. So the
44:39
ghost of Matthew Stafford might be playing. We'll
44:42
see. But yeah, yeah That's my card we ran through
44:48
it real quick because The boys are sharp this
44:52
week. So sure fires were already on the card.
44:55
So let's go Will what's the rest of your card?
45:01
Okay So first my first two extra plays were like
45:05
I said Eagles minus seven and the Kelsey touchdown
45:09
anytime touchdown plus 150 That line is actually
45:14
one plus 140 right now. So got a little more
45:18
value out of that and then you guys are Gonna
45:23
be mad at me You're gonna be really mad at me
45:26
I'm riding the home divisional dog trend Through
45:32
and through this this week. So I have the Browns
45:36
plus five. I Have the Seahawks plus two and a
45:39
half I have the Falcons plus two and a half.
45:42
So but I'm also taking the surefire parlay. So
45:45
if Either way Believe in something do it one
45:54
way or the other Either place the surefire parlay
45:57
because you believe in it because you believe
45:58
in us or you believe in yourself Well, so I have
46:04
to take both because I'm riding the trend and
46:06
then the other and then the other side i mean
46:08
i have to take the surefire parlay i have to
46:12
well all of our all of our picks come from trendcenter
46:15
as well so yeah what are you gonna do you're
46:20
writing this is hey i don't understand i just
46:23
i'm my brain is in a pretzel right now looks
46:26
like will's is too i mean perfectly honest listen
46:30
i wrote these down before the show i didn't know
46:32
that that y 'all's surefires were opposite of
46:36
my extra plays. If it's any consolation. I hope
46:41
y 'all sure fires win. Both of them along with
46:44
mine. And then I'll come out on top. So that's
46:52
kind of all I got. I take a stand. I believe
46:55
in something. No, you're playing both sides.
46:58
That's not a stand. You're sitting on a fence.
47:01
I'm standing with the numbers and I'm standing
47:03
with. with with my brothers kind of rhymes with
47:07
numbers um i'm also might might end up taking
47:12
uh the lions and packers over as well as the
47:14
vikings and bears under um don't try getting
47:17
our good graces now yeah you just made good points
47:21
i mean i'd have it written down and um i'll probably
47:25
end up taking that definitely like the the vikings
47:28
bears under just because it is monday night and
47:31
why not double dip it's monday I made tacos.
47:39
It's Monday night. Let's get wild. Maybe get
47:47
a Chili's triple dipper. You know, who knows?
47:51
But those are I mean, those are my extra plays.
47:53
You know, that's a that's all I got. Check the
47:56
Twitter if we got anything else, Chris. Yeah.
48:01
Oh, extra points. Yeah. Okay. All right. I swear
48:05
to God, if you go in between any of our picks,
48:08
we're going to lose it. I don't have any, I don't
48:11
have any of the ones that we talked about or
48:13
that any of y 'all talked about. Um, all right,
48:15
we'll kick it off. Bangle's money line. All right.
48:20
Let's get serious for a second. Um, we're going
48:22
to start off, um, Steelers minus two and a half.
48:25
All I've written down is Roger's revenge. Um,
48:29
he hates this team. I don't think they're a much
48:34
better team than the Jets, but the Jets, the
48:38
Jets, they're gonna find a way to fuck this up.
48:40
So Steelers minus two and a half. This one, I
48:44
hate, but also just writing a number. The Dolphins
48:48
money line against the Colts. The Colts have
48:52
not won a week one NFL game in 11 years. It's
48:59
dolphin. Why do you hate that? Because it's the
49:02
Dolphins like that I Don't feel like that's that's
49:07
I really is the only reason nearly as bad as
49:10
any other team you could pick honestly No, it's
49:12
not but I just I don't like the Dolphins this
49:14
year I think they're gonna stink but also this
49:16
is the healthiest you were ever going to get
49:19
them. Yes Tua will actually have some of his
49:22
marbles for this game. So dolphins money line
49:25
against Really just an indie team who refuses
49:28
to win week one. Also Daniel Jones, like this
49:30
seemed fucking sucks. Um, Cardinals minus six
49:33
and a half against the saints. The saints are
49:35
terrible. Um, the Cardinals, I mean, this game's
49:38
inside the Cardinals also play inside. There's
49:40
not going to be any sort of like, yes, it's on
49:41
the road, but it's not going to be like a, an
49:43
elements disadvantage or anything. I think they
49:46
want them. Um, Panthers plus three and a half,
49:49
like we said, and then Giants plus five and a
49:53
half against the Manders. The Giants might be
49:56
one of the most improved teams in the National
49:58
Football League. That's not very hard to do because
50:01
they were so god awful last year, but still they
50:04
improved immensely at quarterback and pass rush.
50:08
I think Russell Wilson, while obviously his best
50:10
days are behind him, he can still beat a very
50:14
mediocre commander's defense, especially the
50:17
secondary. And also Giants pass rush. I think
50:21
they can kind of get after Daniels. Um, he wasn't
50:25
super great when under pressure last season,
50:27
if I remember correctly. So I think the giants
50:30
can stay within this game. This line has moved
50:32
two points. I believe it opened seven and a half.
50:34
So I don't love that I'm getting five and a half,
50:36
but I'm going to take it. Uh, I need a dog on
50:40
here. I don't have any dogs. Um, so give me John's
50:43
plus five and a half and the panthers three and
50:45
a half. And that's the card. Um, yeah. I don't
50:50
have any, am I, am I crazy or is there some kind
50:54
of like giants week one trend? Am I crazy? Am
50:59
I making this up? I feel like there's something
51:01
with the giants and like week one. I feel like,
51:04
yeah, they beat someone healthy. Maybe it was
51:08
last year, but I felt like recently they did
51:10
beat someone who they were, who was like way
51:11
better than them in week one. I know they whooped
51:14
the Titans in like 22 or That's what sake one.
51:19
Yeah, when we choked away that lead, but yeah,
51:22
I think it is I think there is something I don't
51:24
know what it is, but I think there is something
51:27
that Game was also on 9 -eleven. So Maybe that's
51:32
it. I mean week one is usually right around 9
51:34
-eleven. So We're starting it early this year.
51:38
They are Not that I'm complaining but There's
51:44
a nut football what's there's a nut football
51:45
next week Not 11 on a Thursday, I'm living in
51:50
this week Well, sorry The 9 -eleven thing 9 -eleven
51:58
is next Thursday and if one of the New York teams
52:01
is playing I was gonna bet on him, but they're
52:03
not oh Well, this is important. I shouldn't It's
52:08
the commanders in the Packers. I just thought
52:11
it'd be fun. It'd be fun game. Yeah should be
52:15
fun game um but okay um that's uh that's nfl
52:21
bets for week one that's our bets now very excited
52:26
we gotta talk about it we gotta talk about it
52:30
what happened okay red zone's dead oh i mean
52:34
it's dead they killed this is they killed it
52:37
before it even happened they killed it before
52:41
it began its rebirth whatever you want to call
52:44
it This is atrocious. This is obscene. This is
52:48
unnatural to sack religious Yes Everything you
52:54
yeah, um ESPN is a terrorist organization Yes,
52:59
they are like I There's no other way to put it
53:03
and also I mean obviously this is Just a travesty
53:07
that has happened to us Pat McAfee who's supposed
53:09
to be man of the people blah blah blah, whatever
53:12
the fuck is just a corporate stooge now because
53:17
he they ESPN put him out there to like break
53:20
this news and try to like soften the blow because
53:24
he's like the fun cool guy in the party and he
53:27
said I don't think people are going to care too
53:29
much about the commercials fuck you Pat McAfee
53:32
as annoying as some people think you are at least
53:34
you pretend to be like a man to the people that's
53:37
gone He's just another corporate shill. And I,
53:40
I mean, everything we've ever believed in is
53:43
now just gone in one day. Yeah. What's the reason
53:48
in getting it? Yeah. But as a, as a per as a
53:53
consumer, yes, exactly. People have been online
53:57
like dog in this and which makes me think maybe
54:01
it could change because as we've seen in the
54:03
past, like Especially recent example like Cracker
54:06
Barrel, bullying works. So maybe bullying the
54:09
NFL is hard. Cracker Barrel go back to the. Yeah,
54:12
they're not doing that. They went back to the
54:15
logo. I don't know if they're going to like undo
54:18
like the remodel on the inside. But yeah, they
54:20
went back to the old logo. Yeah. Oh, OK. I didn't
54:22
know that. I don't know if you can build the
54:24
NFL. The NFL is essentially if like a middle
54:26
finger was a company. So I don't know if it's
54:31
going to work. But yeah, just fuck ESPN. Fuck
54:35
red zone. Fuck. Fuck Pat McAfee. Fuck all this.
54:39
It's it's ridiculous. I think one thing worth
54:44
noting is I don't think they're going to really
54:49
see this as like, you know, we have to go back
54:53
to no commercials, obviously because of the money,
54:57
but also like, I mean, the only way you get NFL
55:02
red zone is When you need the NFL League pass
55:07
the NFL Sunday ticket So you can watch all the
55:11
games and normally the only people that buy those
55:13
are the people that are you know? Not in you
55:16
their local market and this is you know the the
55:19
I guess the most legal way to to watch your team
55:23
play when you live not close to them, so but
55:28
now that Red zone is going to straight commercial
55:32
going to commercials. It feels like you know,
55:36
they're not going to Because it comes with Sunday
55:40
ticket. So it's like they're there red zone is
55:43
gonna be on people are gonna watch it because
55:45
they have Sunday ticket, so it's It's tough.
55:50
It's it's like one of those things where There's
55:54
no it doesn't feel like there's any help of it
55:57
going back to Yeah to know commercials, which
56:02
I mean, yeah, it really defeats the purpose it
56:05
really Defeats its entire slogan of eight hours
56:10
of commercial free football. That's its whole
56:12
fucking point That what's the point now it's
56:17
just like a skip and a hop between games with
56:21
like Burger King commercials sprinkle through
56:24
and yet like the whole point the whole point
56:26
is like to have non -stop cut like To whip around
56:30
at will when a team is when a team is about to
56:33
score and now it's like, okay we're gonna pause
56:36
when potentially one of the biggest drives of
56:39
the season or of the day is happening to sell
56:42
Burger King ads like it's I Mean, it's just ridiculous.
56:47
I Fuck ESPN. I hate them so much Was a whopper
56:52
whopper whopper. It's a travesty. I mean, yeah,
56:55
and I mean, this is someone who doesn't really
56:57
even watch red zone But it's just the principle.
57:01
I don't afford that shit. It should be free.
57:05
If you're gonna have full length commercials,
57:07
not just a picture in picture, full length commercials,
57:10
it should be free. If it was a picture in picture,
57:14
it'd be like, you know what, okay. You'd live.
57:17
It'd suck, but after a few weeks, be like, you
57:20
know what, it is what it is. But yeah, full length
57:22
commercials, no, go to hell. And also, I don't
57:25
know if he has anything to do with it, but I
57:26
guess I'm pissed at him by association. I'm pissed
57:28
at Scott Hanson. I feel like he's mad at him.
57:31
It's not his fault. He's just the host. He should
57:34
have fought for it. I don't believe he fought
57:36
for it. And he was. It's either he fights for
57:39
it or he doesn't have a job. I mean, I guess
57:42
I get that. It would be noble of him to go out
57:44
on his sword. He get a job. He's Scott Hanson.
57:51
I know I get it, obviously, but I'm like. It's
57:54
like I shouldn't be, but I guess I'm mad at him
57:56
by association. Like, would you want anybody
57:58
else in that position? I mean, I'm not going
58:01
to watch it. So who gives a shit? I'm just saying.
58:05
I mean, no, but also, like, I think it's going
58:07
to go in the toilet now. So like. They'll probably
58:11
have like ESPN's like fifth best female anchor
58:14
hosting it here in a couple of years. I'm willing
58:20
to say that Scott Hansen has been the number
58:23
one a guy that's been like, Hey, this is the
58:26
number one supporter of, of, you know, red zone
58:30
commercial free football. Yeah. He's been the
58:32
most transparent about it. I feel like he's turning
58:36
his back on us. Like he, I don't, I don't feel
58:39
that it's his job. I know. I know it's his job.
58:41
And I get like, this doesn't make like, I get,
58:44
this is very misplaced anger, but I, this is
58:47
just how I'm like, I'm feeling like I should
58:49
be mad at it. You shouldn't. I feel like, but
58:52
you shouldn't. I know but so my anger has to
58:56
I need to be mad okay so what we do with anger
58:59
is we push it way down and we never bring it
59:04
up again and we just let it stew and sit there
59:08
until it becomes an ulcer and then you have to
59:11
do something about it yeah be a man yeah be a
59:14
man push it all the way down just let it stew
59:19
and collect and build and And one day, you'll
59:23
just go punch a tree and you'll be fine. Can't
59:28
wait. It's gonna be so much fun. Scott Henson!
59:34
It's gonna be like 15 years from now, I'll be
59:35
like, who the fuck is that? No, but yeah, I don't
59:43
think we can bully the NFL. Also, not to mention
59:47
that Stream East got taken down, did y 'all see
59:51
that? Yeah. No. Yeah. Dude, they're cracking
59:56
down. Like, arrested or something like that.
59:58
Yeah, they were, like, operating out of Egypt.
1:00:02
Oh, shit. Yeah. But, I mean, they were averaging,
1:00:06
like, 150 million people a day on their site.
1:00:13
That's crazy. It's crazy numbers. It's the internet.
1:00:19
What are you gonna do? To be honest, there are,
1:00:21
like, 15 other websites that you could go to
1:00:23
that I was gonna say it was like the og but yeah,
1:00:28
there are yeah, it's just like it just feels
1:00:32
like This is when I feel old, you know when all
1:00:37
the good things start getting taken away from
1:00:40
me and Stuff starts change a cry, bro I'm not
1:00:47
gonna cry Oh, you're just getting like real like,
1:00:55
I feel like I'm getting old all the good things
1:00:56
are getting taken away. They are. I mean, that's
1:00:59
nothing to cry about. Yeah. So what do you what
1:01:05
do you want? Not that I could do about it. I'm
1:01:08
just messing around. I'm just saying. You'll
1:01:12
feel it one day. Yeah, I want to cry every day.
1:01:18
But yeah, that's that's football. Let's see.
1:01:21
We have some time left. Shout out Bill Belichick.
1:01:27
Yeah, I wanted to ask. No, no shout out. Does
1:01:30
he make it through a whole season if the team
1:01:34
is this bad? Probably. I don't know. It's I mean,
1:01:41
I can see him just being like, yeah, fuck this.
1:01:43
I don't. Like oh you you think he leaves? Yeah?
1:01:48
Fire yeah, well, that's what I that's what I
1:01:51
thought you were asking Does he make it through
1:01:53
like does he get fired like halfway through?
1:01:55
No, I think you know, I think he was on yeah
1:01:57
Cuz this was all just like a stopgap get his
1:02:00
son the job. So I think if they're two and eight
1:02:04
I can seem like you know what? Yeah, fuck this.
1:02:07
I Can very much see him just being like He's
1:02:11
very much just like the Larry David of NF of
1:02:14
the NFL where he's just like I don't really want
1:02:16
to do this You know, I just leave like I think
1:02:20
well, he didn't leave he was fired and also nobody
1:02:23
else lied so also I said NFL but just like Yeah,
1:02:28
he's the Larry David of football is what I meant
1:02:31
like he was like, I don't really want to do this
1:02:33
like, you know, I mean, yeah He gives that attitude
1:02:36
Not saying that he's had that in his professional
1:02:40
career, but he gives that attitude of just like,
1:02:43
I don't really want to do this. Like just I'll
1:02:45
just leave. I think, you know, like so much just
1:02:48
terrible football. You just go six more weeks
1:02:53
of that. Yeah. Like who? Well, like go hang out
1:02:56
with your 24 year old girlfriend. Like, why are
1:02:58
you doing this? Yeah. Why are you coaching fucking
1:03:02
Chapel Hill, North Carolina? You're like a fucking.
1:03:05
multi -millionaire with a hot girlfriend. What
1:03:08
are you doing? Go move to LA so she could be
1:03:13
that actress she wants to be. Is that what she
1:03:15
wants to be? I think that's why she was in that
1:03:19
fucking Duncan commercial at the Superbowl. Because
1:03:23
Ben Affleck actually directed that commercial,
1:03:28
the Duncan commercial. And she just kept pestering
1:03:31
him like about being in the commercial about
1:03:33
giving lines and just and she's like I could
1:03:35
say this he was like Okay, just stand right here
1:03:38
and you can be in it. That's the story I heard
1:03:41
So I don't doubt it just based on everything
1:03:44
I've ever heard about her. Yeah, maybe that's
1:03:47
why Bill is doing this. He just needs like I
1:03:50
need I need space I Need ball I need guys being
1:04:01
dudes ball need to do football. But yeah. Yeah,
1:04:09
that was good. I didn't watch the game. But I
1:04:14
kept up with the score. And it was just so fast
1:04:19
how that that game went over so fast. Yeah, it
1:04:23
was it was just an ass kicking from start to
1:04:25
finish. Yeah. So that was um, I guess I'm glad
1:04:31
I didn't watch it. Even though the entire world
1:04:33
was watching and there were a ton of memes and
1:04:37
Kirk Herbstreet had a hot mic. And I think that
1:04:41
got blown out of proportion. Yeah, I think he
1:04:43
the way he explained it and actually kind of
1:04:46
makes sense. He was talking to some like off
1:04:48
camera producer or something like that. He was
1:04:50
like joking with him being like, like he fucked
1:04:53
up. I think the story was like the producer like
1:04:55
fuck something up and he was like oh yeah you're
1:04:57
bad and it when he it was like coming right at
1:05:01
a commercial so it sounded like there's he was
1:05:03
saying like this team sucks which even like i
1:05:08
don't know herb street's such like a he's he's
1:05:11
not going anywhere if he came out of commercial
1:05:13
and the team's just getting their asses handed
1:05:16
to him. And he was like, this thing kind of sucks.
1:05:19
I feel like that would be okay. So America would
1:05:22
be like, you know what? This team does suck.
1:05:25
Like, I feel like if he, if he, if he would have
1:05:28
said that, I feel like he would have maybe owned
1:05:30
up to it, but at least not like made up some
1:05:32
story. So I, as much as Herbstreet does annoy
1:05:36
me sometimes, I think he, I think he's telling
1:05:38
the truth. Yeah. I mean, also like his, he's
1:05:44
right. His dog got on the broadcast. I'm so sick
1:05:49
and tired that we have to act like Kirk Herbstreet
1:05:52
is the only person in the country that owns a
1:05:54
dog. It's like every time, every chance he gets,
1:05:59
he's like, look at my adorable golden retriever.
1:06:02
It's like, yeah, we get it, man. Like stop. Like
1:06:08
just stop. No one else gets stuck. throw their
1:06:11
pet on national television wherever they want,
1:06:14
just stop. It's so annoying. Maybe that's just
1:06:18
me being a hate. No, I didn't really think about
1:06:21
it like that, but that's totally correct. Yeah.
1:06:24
And when his when the other dog died and he got
1:06:27
all sad on TV, we all kind of felt it was like,
1:06:30
you know what? Yeah. Yeah. We like this is a
1:06:33
nice moment, but then he just replaces them in
1:06:36
like two seconds. And we're like, oh yeah, just
1:06:39
fuck that other dog. Like, no, like what's happening
1:06:42
now? Yeah. Yeah. If he were to stop with the
1:06:48
other one, it would be fine. All right. So before
1:06:51
we go into any more dog slander. Oh, I did name.
1:06:56
The dog is innocent. I know. I do want to share
1:06:59
my fantasy, my other fantasy team name real quick,
1:07:03
and it's Kibbles and Vicks. That's how you like
1:07:09
that. That's a good one. And dogs. Yeah. Thought
1:07:15
I'd share that with the boys. That's good. Let's
1:07:20
just wrap this up. I think we've said enough.
1:07:24
I have one more. You got one more thing? One
1:07:26
more thing I just wanted to bring up. I notice
1:07:28
none of us are betting on the tits. We're just
1:07:32
going to kind of see what happens. I'm seeing
1:07:34
uh, i'm gonna I just I just want to watch a titans
1:07:38
game And just I just want to be a fan for a second
1:07:43
I don't I don't want to be one way or the other.
1:07:46
I don't want to be on I don't want to have to
1:07:49
worry about an over and under I just I just want
1:07:52
to watch the game. I just want to see what happens
1:07:55
Okay, I would I would just I was wondering because
1:07:57
i'm kind of the same boat and honestly It's like
1:07:59
goes well. I'll probably add seven and a half
1:08:03
Just just be just be a person. I mean, it'll
1:08:08
be very much like let's just see what we have,
1:08:10
but also if they happen to keep it within a touchdown,
1:08:12
awesome. Yes, I'm very nervous. Kim Ward's like
1:08:18
a psycho. Sorry, one more thing. Apparently he
1:08:20
doesn't. He just puts in headphones before a
1:08:23
game, but doesn't listen to anything. He just
1:08:24
likes to. He likes it to be silent while he just
1:08:28
thinks about all turns off. He turns on the noise
1:08:31
cancellation. This guy's a psycho. Dude, you
1:08:34
can't hear anything on those things. Those things
1:08:36
are crazy. Those apple... Yeah. Yeah, those things
1:08:40
are nuts. You can't hear shit. He's a straight
1:08:43
up psychopath. I love this guy. Yeah, but I respect
1:08:46
it. Oh, I love it. Win or lose. Like, this guy...
1:08:50
The only thing he cares about is Paul. Yeah.
1:08:52
Fuck yeah. The best players in their perspective
1:08:57
sports, they're all psychos. Yeah, that's what
1:09:01
it's like making me excited like this guy doesn't
1:09:03
give a shit about anything except football Yeah,
1:09:07
good luck to you Cameron I'm never in ward I'm
1:09:15
very I I've had a knot in my stomach since like
1:09:18
Sunday Just like oh my god Titans playing a week
1:09:22
fuck God damn it, I have to care about this team
1:09:27
again. I know, I've gone so long without caring
1:09:30
about this team and now I'm like, fuck it, I
1:09:32
care about this team again. And it sucks. It
1:09:36
sucks being a Titans fan, but this is why we
1:09:39
do it. We love that we hate our team. And it's
1:09:44
almost beautiful in a way because we know what
1:09:46
misery is, but we still love them. There are
1:09:49
only like four team, four fan bases out there
1:09:52
who like... Like their team Everyone else is
1:09:56
just like fuck can't wait for them to piss me
1:09:58
off Yeah, that's fair Fair enough All right,
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