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513: My Five Stages · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Donald, how are you, my friend? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: hydrate myself, buddy, I see your back on the very
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  Speaker 1: respectable giant water jug train. I fell off a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I have to admit a New York City, I've gotten
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  Speaker 1: very naughty with my water intake. Have you gotten naughty
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  Speaker 1: with your workouting? No? And I'm certainly honest diligent in
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles where there's almost nothing to do except go
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  Speaker 1: to work and exercise and go on a hike. But
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  Speaker 1: here there's a lot more stimuli. But I have been
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  Speaker 1: going three times a week, Donald, Phazon, how was your weekend?
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  Speaker 1: My weekend was great. It was Rocco's birthday this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I saw the sweetest picture that Casey posted
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  Speaker 1: of Wilder hugging him. Yes, she was, you know, whenever
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  Speaker 1: there's a camera out. Oh, she just runs to the camera.
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  Speaker 1: Was very ready to to pose for it, especially when
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  Speaker 1: it's with her brother on his birthday. She's very loving,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, towards him. It's such a
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  Speaker 1: great picture. He had what you guys do for the birthday.
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  Speaker 1: I saw there was some He loves basketball. That's his jam. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he plays He plays soccer and basketball. That's his that's
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  Speaker 1: his thing right now. And uh for his birthday, it
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  Speaker 1: fell on the same day as his basketball class does.
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  Speaker 1: So we hired a man to come in and teach
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  Speaker 1: a group of his friends how to play basketball together
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  Speaker 1: during pandemic. Yeah right, And it's the guy that taught
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  Speaker 1: me how to play. Well, he didn't teach me how
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  Speaker 1: to play basketball, but he taught me how to become
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  Speaker 1: a better basketball player. And I was in the NBA
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  Speaker 1: Entertainment League with a bunch of people that have been
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  Speaker 1: on the show actually, like Tom Kavanaugh and uh anyway
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  Speaker 1: and Bill Lawrence. Anyway. I averaged like six points a
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  Speaker 1: game in the league. And then I went to this
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  Speaker 1: guy and trained with him for summer, and at the
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  Speaker 1: end of the summer, I was and at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the year, by the end of the league, I
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  Speaker 1: was MVP of the league. I got every guy league
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  Speaker 1: and we went and we went to the finals and
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  Speaker 1: the team was like me, James your uh Adam McKay
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  Speaker 1: who never showed up by the way, Uh, well, he
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  Speaker 1: was probably working on all of his scripts. And look
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  Speaker 1: how that's turned out. For no doubt. Terry Crews, who
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  Speaker 1: else was on a team A lot of good people.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need a lot. Well, there was one really
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  Speaker 1: famous person on the team and I'm forgetting his name
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  Speaker 1: because I because he had Will Farrell was on the team.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, And we went to the finals. And speaking
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  Speaker 1: of Will Farrell, I have become friend. I have a
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  Speaker 1: new sort of friend I'm excited about. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to get jealous. See this is the funk I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Farrell. It's not going out way too much.
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  Speaker 1: You're going out way too much, man, because you had
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  Speaker 1: all these new friends, all of them. No. I was
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  Speaker 1: at the beach and it's the it's a few times
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  Speaker 1: I've hung out with Chad Smith, who's the drummer from
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  Speaker 1: the Red Hot Chili Peppers that exactly like Will Farrell.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen him? Donald? They do look exactly
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  Speaker 1: like they look exactly like well, they don't look exactly
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  Speaker 1: like they do. Did you ever see the bit they
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  Speaker 1: did on Jimmy Fall? Yeah? I did. It's pretty funny
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  Speaker 1: by the way. They did it so well that I
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  Speaker 1: was like, wait, can Will fucking really play? And and
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  Speaker 1: it was it was it was it was quest Love
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  Speaker 1: playing and Will was just um, you know, pantomiming right.
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  Speaker 1: But if your listeners, if you've never seen this, go look.
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  Speaker 1: It's so funny because Chad Smith, the drum from Chili Peppers,
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  Speaker 1: and Will Farrell look a lot alike, I guess. Like
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  Speaker 1: people say I looked like Dack Shephard, I guess. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: they look more like than me and Daks do. And
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  Speaker 1: they did a funny bit on Jimmy Fallon where they
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  Speaker 1: were gonna have a drum off and like you know,
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  Speaker 1: Chad did some crazy beat and then it was Will's turn,
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  Speaker 1: and Will did a pretty darn good job selling the
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  Speaker 1: fakeness because it's actually quest level over at the side
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  Speaker 1: playing and it was funny. Anyway. He's the sweetest, coolest,
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  Speaker 1: most humble, awesome guy. I've hung out with him a
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  Speaker 1: few times and I saw him. I was at the
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  Speaker 1: beach this weekend and I saw him. That's great. So
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  Speaker 1: we played basketball, um and you know, Rocco, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you something right now. He really does like the sport.
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  Speaker 1: He likes it so much that we made like that
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  Speaker 1: we crashed his birth his basketball class and I had
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  Speaker 1: a and throw a party, like an impromptu party with
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  Speaker 1: his friends. His his team brought them jerseys and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and they got to play four on four scrimmage with
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  Speaker 1: a referee and everything. So it was really funny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. You're good dad. Hey, you know what, you know?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Well, you know what. I got a
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  Speaker 1: great mom. Yeah, let's put it that way. I got
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  Speaker 1: a great wife who's a great mom. Yeah, let's play
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  Speaker 1: her song. You don't don't go get it. We're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna play her song. She's not here, but we'll play
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  Speaker 1: it anywhere. You just play this song here. It is Casey,
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  Speaker 1: come down here, don't tell me what to do. And
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. What a bop, great song, What
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  Speaker 1: a bop great song. I was sitting with Charlotte Lawrence
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. Um, she looks like her mom. Dude, holee shit,
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  Speaker 1: he cut her hair short. Yeah, she looks like her mom. Okay, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it was cute. She was writing the song and she was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sitting there strumming. And and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: as we all know, I'm a really good jingle writer.
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  Speaker 1: We've learned that here, right, because I just wrote that
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  Speaker 1: boss that you heard just now. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I never really have all those singers, I know, I've
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  Speaker 1: never really sat with someone and was like, oh, but
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  Speaker 1: what if it was I but you know, like suggesting
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  Speaker 1: a note and she was like, oh, that's good. And
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  Speaker 1: then she started playing. I was like, oh shit, I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting a co write on this song. And then she's like,
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  Speaker 1: she's like, write a lyric. She was now, we need
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  Speaker 1: a lyric for this section. And I'm like, well, can
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  Speaker 1: it be a little bit funny because I know the
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  Speaker 1: song is like a heartbreak story, but wouldn't be funny
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  Speaker 1: if you then sang this. She goes, that's hilarious. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it could be funny. So then my lyric made it
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  Speaker 1: in and I said, we're going to the Grammy's Girl.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm gonna play triangle on stage. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you already got trying to got out here.
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  Speaker 1: He already got the Grammy, he already got. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only one I got. That's the only one I got. Yeah. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Charlotte Lawrence is in
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  Speaker 1: New York too. Charlotte Lawrence is out at the beach,
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  Speaker 1: yeah for for a couple of weeks with her with
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  Speaker 1: her bow. This is bullshit. You guys are all hanging
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  Speaker 1: out to come here. I can't. I have a wife
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  Speaker 1: and kids. I can't abandon them. I can't just I
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  Speaker 1: can't just jump up. I have responsibilities, responsibilities that I
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  Speaker 1: must take care of. Zach Brown, adult child that should
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  Speaker 1: be made to do way more than the adult. My
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  Speaker 1: adult child is at her boyfriend's house, probably getting freaking
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  Speaker 1: tossed all over the place by him right now. Oh yeah, wow, yes, yes, whoa, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do with that either, but it's probably true.
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  Speaker 1: You're not cutting it out because it's so cringe. I
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  Speaker 1: want the audience to feel the level of cringe. It's
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  Speaker 1: the worst. It's the worst fucking thing that Like every
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  Speaker 1: time she's like, I'm going to my boyfriend's house for
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  Speaker 1: the weekend, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna kill this guy.
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  Speaker 1: I love him, but I want to kill him, all right, Well,
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  Speaker 1: because I know what they're doing. I know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: I want to subletted my apartment to a woman. And
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  Speaker 1: when I came back, they were did I tell this
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  Speaker 1: story abody? No? I think I may have. There were
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  Speaker 1: handprints all over the wall around my bed, like there
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  Speaker 1: was no I mean, like the wall back, and it
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  Speaker 1: looked like, well a lot of sex had been had
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  Speaker 1: in in my bed because there's so many hand positions
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  Speaker 1: had been used to brace oneself along and around the bed.
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  Speaker 1: Were a big hand to little hands. They were I
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  Speaker 1: think they were female hands. Okay, you're anyway back to
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  Speaker 1: my original point, right, I think that, And I'm sorry
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  Speaker 1: to get into your business because you obviously have a
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  Speaker 1: well oiled machine over there. But it's my personal view
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  Speaker 1: that you're adult child since she lives with you. Absolutely not,
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  Speaker 1: let me finish. There's no way that what you're saying
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  Speaker 1: cannot happen. I don't give a shit if she's an adult,
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  Speaker 1: she's never raised a kid. She does have young uhs
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that, but absolutely not. There's way to
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  Speaker 1: handle a weekend of babysitting, is what you're saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure she could handle a weekend of babysitting, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't listen, man. If no, it has
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  Speaker 1: to be all right, all right, there has to be
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  Speaker 1: a better way. I love you, I love her. I
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  Speaker 1: tried to help and you did not. Zach love you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, should get into the show. It's a very,
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  Speaker 1: very weird episode. I would love to get into this show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to start it? Or do you want
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  Speaker 1: me to start it? Because you've been doing it a
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  Speaker 1: lot lately. You've been going like you've been jumping in
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  Speaker 1: front of me and just going five, six, seven, eight.
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  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, baby, baby, baby, I want to hear this.
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  Speaker 1: I want to alternate. Do you want to alternate? We
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  Speaker 1: could compromise. Let's let's alternate. Okay, let's get let's get down.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: You want to you want to five, I'll say six, Okay, cool, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna start the tempo six about shore
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of domes and nurses said,
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  Speaker 1: He's a story. Never so yeado around you? Here are
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: yadoo around you? Here, You're stoopy. You're so stoopy. You've
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  Speaker 1: been in New York from a while. Listen to you.
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  Speaker 1: You're so stoopy. Yeah, you hear that on the street
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  Speaker 1: a lot. You're so stoopid. Welcome to New York. It's
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  Speaker 1: been waiting for you. I love it here. It is
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  Speaker 1: fun here. I gotta say yeah. In New York, concrete
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: jungles where dreams I'm made of, and Broadway is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to open on September second. You gotta have a vaccination card? Mmm,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat how the I used to have shirts
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  Speaker 1: where you could like there was like a pocket, like
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  Speaker 1: a seat through pocket on don't. I don't know what
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: that was for. We were seen that. But I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put my vaccination in my little seat through like the
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: kids who fly when the when when they're when they're
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  Speaker 1: young and they have pouch hanging around their neck. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna be doing. What do you think
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  Speaker 1: is the most broadway Ish show ever? What do you
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  Speaker 1: mean like spoof of Broadway? Like if you're gonna say
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  Speaker 1: that's very Broadway, what show would you say? There's only
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: there's a few of them for me. But one chorus
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  Speaker 1: line nailed nailed it, dude, nailed it. Nailed this line,
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  Speaker 1: the reasoning and course line isn't like a isn't like
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  Speaker 1: a traditional like Hello Dolly, old school musical. A chorus line.
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  Speaker 1: I just say, because it's about Broadway, and it's and
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: it's it's got a lot of dance in it, and
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: it's about people auditioning that that's just also my father.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: It was my father's favorite. He saw it was literally like,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: not such a great show, dude. Yeah, no matter how
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  Speaker 1: you do it, if you have the right amount of
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  Speaker 1: dancers and the that are good, and the and the
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  Speaker 1: lead cast is good. Oh, it's a series of amongst
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: the musical musical monologues too, right, it's a series of
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  Speaker 1: like these stars get a chance to sing, to blow
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  Speaker 1: you away with their voice and then dance. But they're
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  Speaker 1: and they're and they're auditioning for the chorus. They're not
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  Speaker 1: even auditioning for the leads. They're auditioning for the chorus.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: Don't watch the movie though, because my father was so
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: upset by how bad that movie was. He couldn't get
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: over it. He didn't like Michael Douglas in the movie.
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: He loved Michael Douglas. The American President was one of
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: his favorite movies. He was a Michael Douglas fan. But
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  Speaker 1: that show was so special to him. The movie got
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  Speaker 1: him all riled up. All right, so listen, I of
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: course would not play a Mexican apple thief today. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but um but I JD, why is Jad participating in
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  Speaker 1: their four players? JD got kink in the man. I
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  Speaker 1: think I think he must have a little I think, Yeah,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: he got kind of like that guy we had on
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  Speaker 1: the show, Lets his wife go bang his friend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he got a little kink in him because this isn't
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  Speaker 1: the first time that he's done this. Why why is
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  Speaker 1: he sitting in the room watching them role play? He
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: sticks around for it a lot. This isn't the first
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: time he did it with her last boyfriend too. But
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  Speaker 1: for what reason does he possibly possibly want to watch
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  Speaker 1: them hook up? He's weird. Yeah, he's got a little
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: kink in him. He might have a little of that
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: um cuckole? Is that what you said? It was cuckol?
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  Speaker 1: He like he might they might wow. Yeah, I like
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  Speaker 1: the feel bad for him though. I felt bad for him.
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  Speaker 1: He's sitting there, he's gotten he's gotten no girlfriend. He's
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: sitting there watching his girlfriend hook up with a Kendall Travis. Yeah,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: with his dynamite ariolas. Yeah, you think you're better than me,
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Keith with your rock card abs and dynamite ariolas. This
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  Speaker 1: is going to stick for the season. I have a
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: feeling you're gonna say it might be one of the
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  Speaker 1: funniest lines I've ever improper. I just wanted the world
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: to know what made you say dynamite ariolas dynamite. I
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  Speaker 1: just used be kept as a funny adjective that that
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  Speaker 1: that JD used. I just thought that saying dynamite was
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  Speaker 1: funny and I just decided it was as an adjective.
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  Speaker 1: JD liked, he said it a lot. How would how
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: would j J from Good Times say that line? And
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: you're dynamite and you're and you're dynom ariolas right? Remember
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: that I can appearance. I mean, I'm not faulted him,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: might get the hustle, but the appearance was one fee.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Saying dynamite was a lot more. That was way more. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We were like, we can't afford dynamite, but will you
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  Speaker 1: come on the show? Right? He can't on a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times. Yeah, he was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Michael, we should mention Michael Learned plays missus Wilke.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard of a woman with the name Michael
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  Speaker 1: before I met Michael Learned. Um, but she's just a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful actress. And Michael, that sounds like somebody else that
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: I know. Actually, are you sure about that? Yeah, Joel
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  Speaker 1: can double check. I looked to I I know that
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  Speaker 1: her name she was on. I think she was on
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  Speaker 1: the Waltons. Was that the famous show she was on?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: She was on a famous series. Yeah, you're right. It
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  Speaker 1: is Michael Learned who was the other one. There's another
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Michael Learned. I did. Uh, you're thinking of Michael Lerman,
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  Speaker 1: who was my friend the first No, no, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. And he first, he's all the big
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Bond movies now and he's a bit big fancy first
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: assistant director. Right, Um, that's not him playing Missus Wilke.
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  Speaker 1: I know two years young. Wow, Okay, and Mike was
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: on you know who I'm thinking of. I'm sorry, I'm
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: thinking of Michael Lerner, not Michael Learned. Sorry, Jowell. Will
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: you look up if Michael Learner was ever on Scrubs?
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: I know he's been so many amazing things. I will
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  Speaker 1: he he's a very very funny character actor. Yeah, very
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: good dramatic actor too, very can be very stern. Yes,
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: we have the great and we have the great Dave
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Fully of course as our guest star. A very abrasive character. Yes,
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: I hate passive aggressive people like that. Yeah, and he
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: kind of ticked me off, like I could understand why
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Cox wanted to beat his ass. I hated him too.
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  Speaker 1: I guess the idea in the writer's room was what
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: if a grief counselor was really abrasive and annoying. That
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: seems to have been the angle. But man, it's a
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: od episode. There's not a lot of plot, all right,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: so well there's no The plot is that she's dying,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: and also because Cabbage killed her. By the way, that's
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: never discussed. Cabbage is a murderer. Yeah, yes, well accidental murderer.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's that. What's that? Accidental murderer? That not song?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Don't don't think how many people could be accidental or
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: murderers these days. I'm just trying to say that Cabbage
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  Speaker 1: doesn't realize that he is the reason. All he did
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: was give her love. He touched her and gave her love.
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  Speaker 1: But he didn't know he was carrying that virus, the
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  Speaker 1: very virus that killed her. It couldn't be more apropos
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  Speaker 1: for the world we're living in. But it Cabbage never knows.
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  Speaker 1: I'm no, because he's gone. But he does come back,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: doesn't He work in the coffee shop when that opens?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Maybe coffee probably, Yeah, he's really good at making coffee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I wonder if anyone was like, hey, dude, I'm
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: glad you found a new job and you're not a
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  Speaker 1: doctor anymore, But um, do you know that you killed
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: you motherfucker. I'm surprised Cox doesn't kick his ass for it.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: But nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows, but nobody knows Zach.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Nobody knows Zach. The only the only we the audience know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So when, um, so there's stand we built, we put
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: a beach on the roof because we're very sweet and
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: we want to give her a moment at the beach.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know who brought all that beat sand up
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: to the roof. That was a lot of work for somebody,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, in real life and in the show. I'm
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: sorry for who had to carry up all that sand
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: to the roof. Probably maybe they maybe they craned it
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: up or something, because that's just okay. So first of all, okay,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: two things that this whole episode has a lot of
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: If all of that sand would have fallen into Ted's office,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: the sand to make that sand castle would have fallen
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: into Ted's office, he would have been dead from suffocate there.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: He would have been buried alive like a tomb from
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: the Egyptians. It wouldn't have been. The sand is not
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: kept track of well, okay, because there's a certain amount
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: on the roof to make a small beach. Right now,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: we're to understand that that all falls into Ted's office
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: and nearly kills him, and he's not able to answer
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: the radio DJ right, played by Mike Schwartz. By the way,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: right Schwartz, hedn't recognized Mike's voice. No, it's Mike's voice, who,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: as you guys know, plays the uh the delivery lonely
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: delivery man. What's his character's name? I forgot shit? Um?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Lloyd Lloyd, thank you? And he likes he likes speed metal. Um.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: So then we see this is what joke we've mentioned
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: before that the most unrealistic thing that ever happens in
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: the in nine years of Scrubs is that the janitor
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: builds a livabool sand castle in the in the parking lot. Right,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: forget the livabool sand castle. Let's just talk about how
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Ted would have been buried alive like he was Toots
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: in Common or some shit like that, in his office.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: If that would happen, that's the first one second one
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: in the car with the three tap technique. That way
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: too fast, I know, but that's bullshit, dude, that's way
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: too much soda. What is it as a beer or soda?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: It's root beer. That's way too much root beer to
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: come out of the freaking It was like, it was like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you come on, man, it was I love that gag.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: And I remember shooting that gag and I remember thinking
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: we're going to ruin the inside of this beautiful old Porsche.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: I assume they just got like something that barely moved
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that we could just wreck. But still still I felt
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: bad for that little adorable car. The body is what
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: all you need. That gag was done great right. I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: had a tube going up my sleeve to the that
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: went inside the can, and I just remember thinking on
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the day, how fucking funny it was. And then I
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: turned to him and I go, um, the quickest one
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: house to take ELM. I can't even believe that Cox.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know we're bonding quote unquote over our
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: love of missus Wilke, but and JD, that's that was funny.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: When I'm like, darn scooters got out of my way,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: sea bear like and I'm trying to try to act
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like my scooter doesn't work. But then the idea that
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: he's so quickly like, I'll give you a ride home.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I guess he just wants to talk about missus Wilk
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: or something. Otherwise, why would he ever invite me in
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: his Well, when the show starts off, you know that
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you're in for a sad episode. It sets the tone
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: right away, like you know for a fact, this isn't
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: going to be a lot of jokes. This is going
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: to be so long to a character that we've invested
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: in for like four or five episodes of the season
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: so far, you know what I mean. But I mean,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: let's talk about the plot of this episode. She's dying, okay,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Ted needs leverage. Janitor de Janitor sort of serves as
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Ted's lawyer and clearly knows more about law than Ted,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: right right, And the c story is Elliott and her
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: booty call. Elliott doesn't realize that she's falling for Keith
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: right now, what is your storyline? Your storyline makes no
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: sense all of a sudden, You've got a Pimpkine. Why
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: even Pimpkine Because I'm just trying to be Billy Dee Williams.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help the boy out, Like, I don't
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: understand what you explained to me. What the hell Turk
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: was doing this episode? Turk, So, Carlo's trying to help
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: out Elliott, right, But Turk sees it as if I
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: can turn the tables, I can order booty calls whenever
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I want them, right, So what he does is he
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: helps out Keith. So the call that's supposed to go
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to Keith that night doesn't make it through. Why you
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: are you involved with that? I don't think I am,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: But I am involved with keeping the keeping it going,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So that Turk can because
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: once that happens, Turk realizes he could be like, Carla,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: why don't you come into the room real quick? And
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: that's never gonna happen though your relationship, right, But of
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: course not. But he feels like, if if Elliot's in
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: this situation, Carla's got to be in this situation at
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: least find a way out of it. I missed this
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: whole thing, Joe, Well, what do you do you understand
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: this at all? All of a sudden, it doesn't make
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: any sense. I was like, I was like, maybe the
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: scene got cut out. Why does Donald have a pimpcne?
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: And I think someone was like, I Donald can do
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: a good Billy D. Let's throw it in there. No, well,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: that's not Donald doing Billy D. That's Turt doing Billy D.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I don't do Billy D Williams at all. Man, I
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: love the man so much. I do a horrible Billy
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: D William Jackson uh impersonation. But that's Turk's Billy. I'm
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: not taking right. I think I play. I thought it
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: was pretty good. I just didn't understand it at all. Yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: so I watched Dave. Dude, do you like it? It's good,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: it's you know, it's not Ted Lasso. Not it's Ted Lasso.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: But it's good, you know. Next next, next is Atlanta.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: That's the next one. But I watched Dave. I was wrong,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: But you did? You are? You like you watch all
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the days? I watched all the way up until after Korea.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Uh oh yeah, yeah, so the new season? Watch watch
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: all of the first season. He watched the episode You're right,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: it is bizarre. It's like really weird, like it's uh
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: it's an episode with Benny Blanco where they're like basically
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: hooking up that was hilarious. I don't think you've seen
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: that one yet though, that's later in the season. Oh yeah,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: you gotta. I if you watched No Other Ones, watch
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: episode three of season two, it's that's the next one, Chuck,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: you watch on And actually, the other one that's great
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: is when he goes to Rick Rubin's house. That one
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: was really good. Okay, it's just interesting to watch his arm.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But I just thought, because it's about rap in the
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: rap world, I thought you'd like. The other thing that's
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: really cool about it, and you mentioned this because you
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: texted me, was is that this guy is a gentleman
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: who plays Gaeta. He's the best part of the show.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: He's an incredible When you look at what his name is,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: he it's well, I know, he's the real guy. He's
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: like Dave's real or a little Dickie's real friend and
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: his real like hype man. But it turns out he
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: puts him in the show. He's like an incredible actor,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: like the guy should be nominated for awards. He's incredible. Yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: it's it's raw. It doesn't feel fake at all. You
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: know what I mean at all? But I mean that
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: episode dealing with his mental illness. Yeah, oh my god,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: it was like you couldn't have there. There isn't another
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: actor that could have done. I mean, I don't know
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: if it's the gentleman's real story or what, but no,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: but he he hits it is his real story. Yeah,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: he's by Bowler and he hits the beach struggle. He
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: hits beach really well, man like, like you know, it's
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: it's very clear that he and I don't know if
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: he's not an actor and this is his first time
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: doing it, he's rookie of the year in my eyes
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: because that dude freaking plays that character very very very well,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: even if he's playing himself. His name is Deviante a
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: ka Gada Ganter. Yeah he does. He's very good on
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: the Showman. If you don't watch Dave there just I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: know they're all great actors, but I'm just amazed that
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: when I was watching that guy geta act and I'm like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: how have I never seen this actor before? He's fucking incredible.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: He lights up the screen. He can do comedy is drama.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Brought me to tears. Then I read up like, no,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: he's not an actor. He's really in Dave's you know group,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: of posse whatever you call it, right, They're all good.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: The girls are great too, Yeah, Asian girl, she's great. Yep,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Christine co all right, watch Dave, everybody all right? Cocoon
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I JD tries to describe what death is like, and
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: um he describes. He describes the ending of Kakoon. Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: did you kon? We should probably see cocoon like cocoon?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid? Are you kids see Kun?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: The returning? So? I think I stopped at cocoon one?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Cocoon will return is just as good. Cocoon and cocoon one.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: How many cocoons are there? Cocoon one and cocun two.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: He's like saying, cocoon, cocoon. Steve Gutenberg, how does someone
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: go from being Steve Gutenberg? I mean, where is Steve Gutenberg?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: How is his career should not be over? It makes sense?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: This is what I don't understand. Steve Guttenberg at one
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: time was the biggest star, the biggest star every movie,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: but he wasn't considered the biggest star. That was the thing.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Like Steve Gutenberg was the biggest star when he did
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Three Men in a Little Lady or Three Men in
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: a Baby Tom Selk still trumped him, even though Steve
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Gutenberg at the time was the hot you know Police
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Academy dude and everything. Well, when we were kids, he
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was a major star, probably because we loved comedy and
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Police Academy one was just a masterpiece. So it was two, three,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: four or five, six, seven, eight and nineteen and twenty.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: How high did it really go? Like I remember like
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: seven had like jet skis? Do you know the story
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: of Police Academy? The story is that so a buddy
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: of mine, a buddy of mine, directed it. He directed,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: He was number thirty five directed. He directed one, and
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: he was married to I think he might eve even
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: directed the Tom Hanks movie. We were talking about Bachelor Party. Anyway,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: his name is Neil. He directed it and he it's
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: pretty much the story that I'm not completely a hundred
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: shouldn't sure of this, but it's the story that Eddie
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Murphy and um Steve Martin did where they make the
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: movie by sneaking it and everything like that. He would
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: sneak onto the Paramount lot at night until he got
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: busted making this movie or editing this movie one or
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the other. But he was editing. It's pretty hard to
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: sneak onto the lot and make a movie. Right well
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: anyway he uh or he was taking props or something
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: like that for the movie. But he directed a lot
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: of episodes of Clueless. He was married to Amy Heckling. Um,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: what's his name, Joelle? Are you looking up for us?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: There are eight eight movies of Police Academy. No eight. Now,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna, if you're listening and you don't know
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: where we're talking about, you only really need to watch
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: one because it was a masterpiece when we were kids.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: One of the best movies. I don't think you could
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: get away with a lot of the things. The guy,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the actor who makes all the crazy sound effects, he
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Michael Winslow. Yeah, he was just on America's Got Talent
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: or something like like, bringing it back doing his effects.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Who wills? Okay, I could be wrong. Neil Israel, that's
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: who it is, Okay, story by Neil Israel. He did
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: a good job. Yeah, he didn't direct it. He wrote it.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I thought he directed it. That's weird. Well, you're just
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: full of misinformation today, I am. So let's cut that
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: all out, do you remember? No? No, that was all fine. No,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: don't cut that out down Um, I have a question. Um,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: do you remember the Simpsons episode where Homer joins the
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: secret society of Stonemasons, right, and they have to sing
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: the song yep, And one of the lyrics is who
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: made Guttenberger star? We did? So they locked up. Well,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was really dissing Gutenberg. Is
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: it dissing Gutenberg? I don't think so. It isn't like
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: an honor to be on the No, they're doing that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: They controlled everything. I'm gonna name the movies that Gutenberg
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: was in, since you've sent me down this rabbit hole.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: He was he waitait, why don't you do it? After
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: a quick break, we'll be right back. Nobody cares. After
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: the breaks act, we will listen. We will also keep
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: talking about scrubs. We will also read step you'll be
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: read by yes, and We're bad. Cocoon. Three men in
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: a police academy, three men in a baby, police Academy, two,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Police Academy, three, Police Academy four, It takes two cocoon.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Do you remember him in Short Circuit? Johnny five is
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a lie? I don't remember Steve Gutenberg in the Short Circuit. Well,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: he's in one. He's in one, not two. So then
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: he goes from short circuit to three men in a
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Little Lady the Big Green. Sorry, wait, he was three
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: men in a baby. Then three three minute a baby
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: came after Police Academy one, so he was like hot
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: on fire. He went Police Academy one and then three
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: three minut in a baby. Then he did a bunch
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: of police academies in between that. Oh this is out
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: of order. I take this back. Damn man, this is bullshit.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Look, no, no, no, because look it
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: does matter, because I want you. I want you to
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I want you to see the streak and why he
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: was a star. He went Police Academy, Cocoon, short circuit,
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: three men in a Baby, Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Like those were the movies. And then he was also
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in He was also in Diner back in nineteen eighty two. Yes,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: of course, and his career began with Diner, I believe. Yeah.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: And then he returns in Cocoon. The return. You're not
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: saying it right, Cocoon Coon, Cocoon. All right, let's move
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: on from Steve Gutenberg. But ladies and gentlemen, see Diner,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: see Police Academy one. You don't have to watch two
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: through eight. See Cocoon, Cocoon, See The Big Green too.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That's a great movie, The Big New It's a kids
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: movie about him coaching a team and all Alma Texas. Okay,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: so Donald, you and Carla go to um uh camping
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: with your neighbors and you eat squirrel chili. Yeah. So
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you know, as most married couples find when they are married,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: you don't necessarily want to hang out with your single
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: friends anymore because they're single and you don't want to
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: hear about single life styles. Okay, well, so you hang out.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: It made me feel very good because I'm I'm in
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: a relationship now, but for many years I hung out
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: with you and I was single. Yeah, but you know
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: we looked endured, me, you taller. Yeah, we understood the
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: situation and we made a pat between each other that
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: we were going to allow you into the relationship. Anyway.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Do you have couples that that Casey loves going out
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: with that you can't stand No, thank goodness, thank goodness.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: We have. Sorry, sorry ahead, we have. But we do
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: have a bunch of friends that are like, we go
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: out as couples all the time. Like the dudes don't
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: hang out as dudes, right right, They only hang out
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: when they're together with the wives. Yeah. Now, um, Turk
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: tries to be a sport. It turns out these people
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: aren't really their neighbors. They live in the woods behind
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: their house. Yes, behind the apartment building that we live
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: in and which is very very very very dangerous, dude.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: And Carla is pissed that you couldn't just suck it
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: up and eat some squirrel tail. Yes, because she wants
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to have legitimate relationship conversations with other relationships. I don't
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: know why Carla was so down to eat the poorly
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: made squirrel chili. She didn't want to eat it either,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: She said she wanted to go home. Also. No, but
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: later she says, and we could have hung out with
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: them again if you could have just eating that squirrel tail.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: So listen, I want you to understand something. If I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: eat it, if sorry, if Turk eats it, we're all good.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: And Carla doesn't have to eat anything. So that's you
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, it's not that she had
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to eat it. She could eat very little. She could
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: pretend to eat it and be like, I'm watching you know,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I'm watching my weight turk has to eat that ship. Okay,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: I got you. So we learned those in some backstory
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: that Kelso hates bicycles because his father left him on
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: a bicycle on his not only a bicycle, his bicycle, Yes,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: his father. Kelso's father loaded up his son's bicycle and
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: with all of his suitcases. Yea, with all of his belongings.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: He had a reason. I couldn't take the car because
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: it was in the family name and they be able
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: to track him down or something something like that, and
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: he wouldn't be able to leave them forever. Okay. And
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: then do you notice that he gives his son a handkerchief?
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: And did you notice the handkerchief is in the dashboard
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: of his car this many years later. I did not
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: notice that. You didn't notice that I noticed it. But
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: then scrubs Wicki mentions it it's a little Easter egg
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: for those of you that like Easter eggs. You got
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: that from Wiki man. I swear I always credit Trevor
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and his wiki posse. I happen to notice that Wicki
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: did have a problem with the sand as we are,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: because the amount of sand isn't matching up. Also, once
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: the sandcastle's taken down and the janitor is sitting on
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: a pile of it, and it saves Ted once he
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: loses in a game of Chicken to Kelso on his bicycle.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: It's not nearly the amount of sand that would be
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: required to make that sandcastle. Okay, then both part like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: g that's fucked up about this sandcastle is Then at
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the end of the episode, we're back on the roof
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: with the sand again. So did we did we lug
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the sand back up? Maybe he didn't get all the
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: sand off the roof. So you're saying, no, I'm not saying.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm not saying anything. I'm just I'm
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: just saying Ted was was almost drowned. There's nothing logical
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: about this at from the beginning. Then you can't follow
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the logic. There's no way Bill Bill phone this one.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: And I'm sorry. Although it was written by Tad Quill,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: who's a very talented writer and I love him, but
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: this one's got some gaps in it. This is not
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: This one is not living up to my season five standards.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't like this one? It's okay? What about
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: when I duct tape prosthetic arms? Yeah, that's my body.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: You borrowed prosthetic I borrowed. So I went to a
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: patient and say, hey, I have to beat my my
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: colleague in a contest. Can I borrow your prosthetic arms?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: And he's like, sure, yeah, but they're not even prosthetic arms,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: by the way, they're like manicu with like stuffed animals sleeves.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: How would anyone use those as prosthetic arms? What about? What?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: What about? What about? When I go Cox, I go,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: you should punch him. He goes, I'm gonna punch him,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and I and I take the mannequin hand. I'm like,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: I bet his face is sauce. It's so random. What
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: about the Dorian and Cox clinic in Tallahassee? Is that
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: where I want to do it? Or was it Jacksonville? Jacksonville?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. On my fantasy for our our
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: our partnership is in Florida. I could have been a spinoff.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: That could have been a spine. No, Johnny and I
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: fucked up. You should have had I spin off. That
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: would have been our version of Joey. Anyway, Right before
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Kelso runs over ted, he screams, why do you leave me? Daddy?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: And then the Janitor goes, now, we got leverage. Yeah
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: and in Ted okay dog anyway? Man like that's the like,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: But I feel bad for Ted. Janitor tries to negotiate
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: for him. Yeah, Ted doesn't know anything about being a lawyer.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: He does explaining to him what what leverages. The most
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: fucked up part of the whole thing is when Kelso
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: comes into the office and he's like, now that it's
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: just you and me, let's have a conversation. No, he goes, No,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: it's worse. He goes, now, no lawyers, no lawyers. First
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: of all, Ted must really like the w NBA because
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: he first bribes them with a w NBA All Stars tickets.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: He's like, yes, yeah, right away. We also learned that
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Ted works week weekends for for Kelso because all he
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: ever gets in the end is seven weekends off out
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: of the year, seventh Sundays off out of the year.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: I think it's seven Sunday afternoons off, that is correct.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: And he gets a random bust of himself with removable hairpiece. Yes,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: and to w NBA All Star tickets. Um. I don't
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: know why Kelso chose as the gifts to have a
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: bust made of Ted he knows Ted, He knows that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: he could give Ted anything, and Ted's going to be
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: appreciative because he gives him nothing. Ever, maybe he thought
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: that Ted was just so insecure in such a basket
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: case that only only like great men quote unquote have
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a have a stone bust of themselves, and maybe he
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: thought that that would just tickle his ego in the
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: right place. And then the stone hairpiece. That's the crazy
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: he got a stone to pay. I just don't understand
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: the writer's room this week when they were like, Okay,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: what are going to be Kelso's offerings? He should get him,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: he should he should get him a bust of himself
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: with a with a removable, removable stone hairpiece. Right, that's
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the capita. That's what star. That's like that It opens
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: up negotiations, right, Yes, Ted's very ted is Ted likes
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it at first, but then he really likes it. Yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Um so, okay, we do we JD and Cox are
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: going through the five stages of grief alongside Wells. We don't.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: She's already, she's already at this she's she's made her peace. Yeah.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: It's a very it's you know, it's a very emotional episode.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: At the end of it. I really wanted Casey to
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: be watching it with me because she was so invested
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: in the episode that came right before this. You know,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: um and uh and you know, at the end of it,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: it was it was sad. It's like it was exactly
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: what I expected. Like they warned me at the beginning
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: of the show, Bill and the Cat and the and
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the writers warned us at the beginning of the show,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: this is going to be a different episode. Yeah, we'll
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: have comedy in it, but at the end of this episode,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: she's not going to be here anymore. We're letting you
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: know this now. Did you notice that in the cafeteria, Um,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you're you have the same brand of root beer on
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: your tray? Is the one JD used his three tap
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: method on. I did not. Again, that is not from Scrubs, Wicky.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I noticed it. Bullshit Easter eggs, baby, bullshit. You don't
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: pay attention to shit like that. I do, really, I
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: love I love it when I see little stuff like that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Do you love it when you see a boom mic
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: drop in h No, I hate that. But you don't
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: see that anymore. Do you remember when you used to
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: see that all the time. You used to see it
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: all the time. Sometimes it has to do with like
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: how it's been reframed for television. Yeah, because sometimes you'll
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: see boom mic like ten times, and it's just because
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: like somehow when they transferred it, they did it too
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: wide and like in just a few inches matters, and
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden you see boom mics in every
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: fucking shot. Yeah, there weren't a lot of major events
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: in this episode. They love with Keith's Well, yeah, that's
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: the that's well, that's the end of the show. Other
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: than someone pass sing away. Elliott finds love at the
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: end of the show, and that's that's really cool. She
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: does a cute little lip bite. You know, I'm a
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: sucker for a lip bite. Everybody she does one of
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: these whenever they do the lip bite. Yeah, it's not
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: an Elysias Silverstone havesy like this, that's the best the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: haves the Alysia silver Alicia mastered that, as we know.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Did you ever ask her to do that for you?
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Like I should ask her the next time I see
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: will be like, can you just do the lip bite
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: one time? I don't know. But she really was the
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: master of it. But but Elliott gives a little a
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: variation on it in this episode, which I appreciated. I
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: love a lip bite, and it's very sweet when Fully
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: finally comes around and says something kind she was lucky
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: to have you to his doctors. But I feel like
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: it's condescending too though, man like, and I know it's not.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: It's not meant to be. But his character throughout the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: show is so kind of you know, he's that even
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: it doesn't feel earned, is my I mean, I don't.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say it doesn't feel earned. That's
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: not what I'm saying. No, I guess I am saying
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that it doesn't feel earned. Man, it feels like it
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: feels like there's a butt at the end of that
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: ship too. Even with you guys going with finally getting
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: to acceptance and realizing she's gonna that she's leaving, it
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: still feels like, because of how the characters played throughout
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: the episode, that he's not really sincere about it. I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: didn't think that. I disagree. I thought he was a
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: dick and I didn't like him. I mean, I was
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: meant to not like him. He's supposed to be abrasive
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: and annoying. Um but at the end I thought he
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: was sincere when he said that. But that's why I think,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: that's why I loved it so much. When the car
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: wax his bike and you know what I mean, but
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But you know, like it's
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: like even hasn't learned his lesson though he's still taking
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: people out on bicycle. Good good. There should be a
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: next episode where Dave Um has left right um, and
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: the show ends with a beautiful Pearl Jam song the
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Long Road. Um. I love me some any Vetter, You're
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a big Pearl champion. I love Pearl Jam and I
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: love Eddie Vetter. I just think he's his voice is
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: just very special to me. I think he's just a Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: There were a lot of Pearl Jam albums that oh
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I loved And your youth is that your youth? And
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: they got they got some more coming out? Is that
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: your college years? Pearl Jam? Definitely definitely college college years,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam. I do like, I like, you
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: know what I like nineteen seventy nine. Yeah, justing never
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: knew the rules. You could play it for you right now.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: A lot of the freaks and goals. It's a love
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: chip like a stone. I love that song. Queen, don't
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: even Oh you didn't know? I have a snare. All right,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: we got a guest, Joelle, we do. All right, We'll
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: be right back, please, gentlemen with a really fun yes,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: and we're back all right. Joelle has curated a genius guest,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: as she always does for us. Thank you, Joelle. Here's
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: a little theme song for our guests. We gotta college games. Allow,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: we can talk star shows, you know, like a ballo
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: smoke some ja maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joelle,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: let's get the show. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: board Taylor, Bi Taylor, Welcome, Hi, welcome to the program.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is so unreal. Sorry, I just
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: like me to take Is that a gamer headset you
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: got on? Are you a gamer? Gal? Um? My husband's
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: trying to make me become one. She's wearing a gamer headset.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: What what games does your husband play? H all of them?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: We have in our home about thirteen different gaming systems.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Show you're right up Daniel's alley. Yeah, I'm gonna tell
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you something. Every one of the games, if you're gonna
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: play a game, if there's a game that you really
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: want to learn. Oh, this can be controversial. The Wild Yeah,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: good choice, the Wild, Breath of the Wild, Wild, Breath
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: of the Wild. Um. I have played Kingdom Hearts Classic.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Good right, it's not the one I'm in um um
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: as Chicken Little probably Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah, I'm
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: in that game. I'm in that game as Chicken Little, Taylor.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: That's right, incredible. I don't think I've made it to
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Chicken level yet. I don't. I don't know how to
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: play the game, but I just know the Chicken Little appears.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, that's a PlayStation game where it's
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: a Nintendo game. Thought? Or what other games are you playing? Taylor?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Diablo three? Nice? Nice? Nice. I used to have a Necromancer,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: but my husband had to reset everything when he got
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the new Xbox, so I lost my Necromancer. Well you
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: got a new Xbox. You got a new Xbox. How
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: you got a new Xbox? I said, she's got every
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: game system all but the PS four or five. Excuse me,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: nobody hasn't. Does anybody have a PS five? Joel and
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Daniel have them. It's gonna say Joel and Daniels do
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I think they talked? I'm sorry, hold on. They dragged
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: about it on holdad, come on, holda. How the fuck
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: did you get a PS five? Daniel? I hunted down
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the internet like crazy. I was on the websites every
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: damn day, beating the box every month. How it sounds
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: like you're saying, hold or hold or hold the door,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: hold the doors? Yes, yes, yes? How much did you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: pay for your PS five? Retail? Retail? Both with second market?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Come on, all right, listen, Donald, I'm sure you could
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: get a fucking PS five if you want, you can
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: do it, not for retail, all right, all right, they're
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: really hard to get, especially out here, like they're almost
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: always well, where are you? Where are you? Taylor? Utah? Okay, Utah?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Are you in Salt Lake City, Utah? No, I'm more
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit more south. I'm in Provo, Provo, Uta.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Do you like? Where? Do you like where you live?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: It's not that are you a snowboarder or skier? I'm neither.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I've been. You tell my whole life and I don't
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: do either. It feels like a hobby you might want
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: to pick up. Taylor. It's you're You're living in one
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: of the most beautiful skiing places. In North America. I know,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: but sorry, I fall when standing, so I'm scared of
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: what happens. All right, Well, welcome to the show. Oh wait,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: I have one more question about gaming and you can
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: all answer. Okay, because I think this is sometimes we
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: talk about gaming on this show, and I'm just thinking
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: of the audience. They some of them might go, oh,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I don't game, I'm bored. So if someone were to
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: be to look for a great game to be their first, like, okay,
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I'm going to explore the world of gaming. So not
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: something that's so incredibly hard and all these other people
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: are gonna yell at me and call me a nube,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: but something that I would really get into and be like, oh,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: I can play this at a beginner level. It's beautiful,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: this is cool. I might like being a gamer. Zach.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you a switch man, because I really
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: think you should play Breath of the Wild. I'm telling
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you right now, dude, this game was made for someone
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: like you who's not necessarily into gaming but is like
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: curious about, well, what is everybody kind of playing right now?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: It's in the format of like what Call of Duty
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: looks like kind of but it's only on switch. It's
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: only on switch. It's kind of like it's over it's
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: not over the shoulder, but it's like a third person
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: shooter pretty much. But it's an open world. I don't
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: want to harm anyone. No, well, you you fight goblins
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and I'll hurts and then and then and then not
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: only those poor goblins and their families, what about their
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: goblin families? But not only that. It has puzzles, like
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: so many puzzles, brilliant like similar like three D type
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Tetris type things like everything is a riddle, Everything is
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: his stream. That was one of I'm sure that was
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: one of the things that they want. Well there's a game. Well,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm saying this is for beginners because then you can
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: get major level with it and get like Red Dead
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Redemption or Grand Theft art like suggestion. So Daniel's suggestion
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: is Red Dead Redemption too, Joel uh listen. It depends
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: on what type of gamer you are. I think Donald's
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: got you pegged, But if you're just chilling at home,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I stick with a switch because Nintendo games are very
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: like easer friendly, very old school, but like got into
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: the new like systems formatting them games. So It's a
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: nice blend of old school and new school. I like
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Animal Crossings. It's the game I recommended from a lot
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: of people. Love that game. Yes, build a little island
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and you're never like the Slim. Yes, it's like baby
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Sims with little animals. It's cute and fun, okay, And
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I don't have to kill anyone. No, And if your
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: friends are playing, you can go visit their islands and
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: bring them. Oh, Donald, can I come over to your island?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not? Wow, is my animal allowed to mount Donald's animal?
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: There is no mounting of any kind? None, if you
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: if you listen, if that is there are sex patch
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something right now. This would make this
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: would make good video games if you could be like, Yo,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come visit you, we gonna fuck and then
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave all in the video game. I'm telling
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: you a video gaming is that? Do you ever play
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Leader Suit? Larry in the Lamb of course, In the
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Land of the Lounge Lizards best video game ever made.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: When I was a kids one the first one I
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe Larry goes on the Cruise too was dope
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: that those are Sierra Games Day but some you can play.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You could play Legia, you could play Lesia suit Larry
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: on your iPhone. It exists, really yeah, the first players,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: it's kind of it's kind of like the first one.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: But it's all right. Let's come on, let's focus on Taylor. Taylor,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: do you have a question for us? I do um
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: it's a Star Wars question. Oh. By the way, Taylor's
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: wearing a beautiful blue Fake Doctor's Real Friends tank top,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: with which you two could get if if you like
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: merch at cottonber dot com, you just slick up Fake
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: Doctor as Real Friends. We have all sorts of gear.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: There's everything you can think of. Sorry, good ahead, Taylor,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: All good. It's super comp By the way, appreciate the endorsement.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I know there's been a lot of like Star Wars origins,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: like we've seen Um solo, we had Um I guess
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Luke in a sense and you know Ray all those
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: What Star Wars origin do you guys want to see next? Wow?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Good question. You asked the right three people because they're
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: gonna all geek out now. Uh. I want to see
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Yoda's origin would be great, but also maybe too much
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: like the great thing about Yoda is that he's a mystery, right,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: so you don't want to learn too much. So how
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: do you know the group? How do you know the
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: grou Grogu is in Yoda because his name is Grogu
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and maybe it's that it's okay, okay, sorry Timeline, to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: be honest, until this moment, I thought Grogu was Yoda. Okay, no,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: call him baby Yoda. That's acceptable, That's totally acceptable. But
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I think Qui gon Jin as like right before he
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: becomes a giant master, so he's already so you're talking
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: on his apprentice. Oh well, we did see that kind
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: of a little bit, but like before he becomes a master.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: So we're going like maybe never becomes a master. He's
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: a knight in the opening of Okay, okay, okay, but
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: like fifteen years before we get into Phantom Menace. So
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: he's got So he does he have does he have
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Obi Wana? Does he have Douku? Is Duku still his master? Oh? Yeah,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Duke should definitely be his master because then you get
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the cool switch for Douku, like seeing him do the
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: full flip would be really intriguing. I'm definitely about this. Yeah,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I think that's where I would go because you don't
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: want to go either that or you're going way back
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: to origins and that's too much time to explain on
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: this show. Uh So, yeah, I think that's where I
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: would go in Baby, all right, your turn, Donald, Who's
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: your origin story of choice? That's a tough one. Um,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: We've seen We've seen all of the main characters origin stories.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: You know, we've we've know We've know how Boba Fett's made,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: we know how you know, we've seen it all. But
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's an origin story. I know
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: how Darth Vader's made, but I'd like to see everything
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: that happened in between Episode four and Revenge of the Sith.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: So a little tiny bit at the end of Clone
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Wars gives you the TV series, right, Well, yeah, you
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: know that he's you know that he's hunting Jedi and
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, and you know that he does that
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: against the rebels, cast and everything like that. But I
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: would love to see, like we got a little bit
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: of it in in Rogue one, but I'd love to
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: see Vader in his prime. That would be grandell Um.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Mine's a little bit more abstract, but I want to
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: see the origin story for the program manage who built
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: the Death Star, the person who was ordering all the
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: little engineers around who were like, okay, so now you
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: have to go install the toilets. No, no, no. But
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: I don't mean I don't mean like rogue one style
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: of like seeing like the plans of the Death Star.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I mean like the person who was like, Okay, we
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: need thirty trillion tons of steel. What asteroid are we
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: gonna mind to get thirty trillion tons of steel? Okay,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: we need this many copper pipes. It's the most boring
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: movie ever in the history exactly. It's it's not even comedy. Remember,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: and we were talking about Space Janitors. Yes, yes, space
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: spaces movie for the Death Star. That's what I want
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: to because effort, I will say this. There was a
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: show called Detours that George Lucas wrote on with my
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: buddy Seth Green and everybody over at Stupid Buddy Studios,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: and it's never probably will never make the air. It
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hope it does one day, and I
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: hope everybody gets to see it. But it has a
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: lot to do with the behind the scenes of what
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: happens on the Death Star and how the Death Star
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: was made, and it follows some of the characters, some
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: characters that you've never a Star Trek show called Lower
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: Decks or that's not about is that it's a comedy.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: It is a comedy. It's a cartoon comedy. Yes, and
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: it's about people that work like under like in in
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the lower tiers of the ship. Yeah. That's a great premise. Yeah,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: that's a great premise. Actually it's kind of like Space
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Janitor exactly, like a right, what's the name of the
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: little rat pet? The job of the hut has silacious crumb? Yeah,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: that's mine. I'd like to see his origin story. Why
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: did you? How did you become job as bitch? Well
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: that you know those Donalds, Well that's covered in Rebels episodes.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: It's not but those creatures are also cooked and eaten
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: in the Mandalorian, so they're pets. They're not necessarily it's
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: like that's like asking how did you what's the origin
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: of my pet dog? I want to see? Okay, Taylor,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: do you have an answer? Um? I think I'd have
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: to go with Yoda, just because there's so much we
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: don't know, like not so much that it gets completely ruined,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: but enough for us to be like, so that's where
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: they come from or something like that. Right. It has
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: the fact that they're so secretive right now now we've
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: only seen three total in this whole galaxy really makes
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: it special. And I wouldn't want that. I wouldn't want
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: that to go away, you know what I mean? All Right,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: good one, Taylor, You got everyone all riled up. What's
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: your next question? Well, my next question actually goes back
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to gaming. Um, what was everybody's favorite game system and
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: the game that went with it? Oh? Wow, Wow, Saga
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Genesisaga Genesis. When uh, the Nintendo GameCube came out and
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Bond dropped, that changed everything changed, That changed everything. I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: remember being I remember my friends would come over to
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: my house just to play the fucking video game and
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: we'd smoke weed and played a game before hours and
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: hours and hours and after that. Now you have Call
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: of Duty, you have all of these games that are
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: very similar to that. But in the beginning, there was
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Double O seven And also people don't remember this Star Fox.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: My husband is hearing with joy because games. Okay, all right,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: what about you, Joel, I'm gonna say PlayStation two was
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: the first consolet I felt was like for me and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: my parents let me put it in my room and
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: not in the living room, and it had a DVD player,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: so like young cinophile Joel got to like really explore
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: moviesly of whatever my father wanted to watch, which was
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: like a very new and like wide open experience. And
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: then they had Final Fantasy ten, which was an action
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: game that involved magic but had a love story at
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: its core. Yes, I was done. It was perfect system,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: it was perfect um Daniel PlayStation four and Rocket League.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: That was the game that I was just like, this
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: game is so unique and different and it is perfect
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: for me, and I have not stopped playing it twenty
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: seven hundred hours later. All right, I am not much
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: of an adult gamer, as we've discussed, But as a kid,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I remember when the first of all, I had Clico Vision,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: which was baller. That is the best. That was the best.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: If you had Callico Vision when you were a kid, man,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you knew you could the games look just like the
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: fucking arcade. Man, yep, just like the arcade. Collico Vision
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: was baller to have. And then I remember when the
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: first NES came out. It came with a robot. Do
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you remember this, nor if you've not, you can see
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: pictures of it. It came with like I think it
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: was their very first system and it came with like
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: this little tiny robot that was you were somehow it
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: was supposed to use with one of the games. Wow, yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: google image it. If you're rob Yeah, it'd be a
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: great thing to have on your shelf. Buy him on
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: eBay as a as a gaming Hey, good present for
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: your husband, Taylor, for get him. Find him a rob
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: on on the eBay because the first system came with
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: this thing and I didn't know what the hell he did.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: But he was supposed to work, but he didn't, but
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: he looked cool. Um, there you go. What's what's your answer, Taylor?
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Mine would have to be the original PlayStation a spiral game.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Always a part of my heart forever and always love it.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: So we got him remastered on the PlayStation four and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: it made me so happy. It's time for Provo Utah's
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: favorite segment. Donald's which segment is that you know what
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: it is? It's time too fix your lie, Taylor. You
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: seem like your life's going great. You're married, you're gaming,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: you're live in Provo, Utah. But you don't like to
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: screaming everything seems great. You got a big smile. I
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: don't know how what possible help you could mean, but
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: we're here for you. Well, I need help with my
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: scrubs tattoo. I can't find a good original idea for
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: a scrubs tattoo. I got it already. Oh what is it? Yeah?
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I got my deafinitely hollows. I got family one, but
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I need to scrubs one. Wow, this is a very
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: good question. We've never been asked this, Donald, I got
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: a great one. Get the X ray No, no, no, no,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: well you mean you mean with the scrubs on it.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: She might not want like the word scrubs on. No,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: don't get scrubs on it. Just get the backwards x
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: ray on. No, I don't like that's so big though.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I don't think I got enough room. Put it on
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: your back, the whole back, just through your back. Let
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: me think. Yes, I'm very into Um wow, I've seen
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: people with the eagling. I've seen eagle tattoos of me
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: riding Donald and our fists are up like that. Um
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: oh sorry, yeah, like like that. But um, what are
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: other like? Seminal Joel help us out here? Um, what
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: are other like seminal moments. You could get the tiki.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: You could get the tiki and write no, no, no, no,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I've seen I've seen some the word. It's just like
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it was like a heart and then it was just
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Carla and Turk, which I obviously loved. Is so cute,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: classic scrubs. The moment you could get two um like
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: hands with including the wrist and the brown wrist has
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: a bracelet on it that says JD and the white
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: wrist has a bracelet on it that says yes, that's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: why I'm matching. Bracelet'sa turk and tod By youthful the
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: wrist of my life. You're the only one who's ever
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: been inside of me. Wait, Taylor, Taylor out, I just
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: took out. There's no need to clarify. Oh no, just
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: let him grow more. E March Day. It's like I
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: married my best friend, total man Louise. Let's go. My
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: favorite part of the Let's Go is that we just
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: point to the end of the bead. H let's go.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Let's let's go sing eighteen inches away. Yeah, let's sing.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Let's sing the rest of the song. Let's finish the
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: rest of the song eighteen inches to the right, let's go.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: You can do a chocolate bar and a vanilla bear?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: You think? Also, quotes are great if that. Are you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: looking for images or quotes? I'm good with either or Um.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I just kind of want something that nobody's really thought
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: of yet, because I've seen like the scrubs, you know,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: and the eagle, and I've actually think I've seen a
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: couple chocolate and vanilla bears. Have you ever seen have
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: you ever seen frick on a stick with a brick? No?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: Someone photoshopped me riding an eagle. Um, and I think
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: if you've added Donald to it, it could be great.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Helps me the two of you. I can't have one
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: without the other. No, I know, but you know Taylor, Taylor,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: thank you, Taylor, thank you so much. Wait, what's the
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: name of that giant dog dog? Bird? And never ending story?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Are you kill Falco? Okay? Falco or falkor falcor? Okay?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: So picture like a foul core sized eagle and me
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: and Donald are riding it? Never story? Yeah? No, you
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: can make it small, Taylor. I've never seen never ending story.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: What I've never seen never ending story? Are you gonna
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: be all upset of me? Now? No? Because it's you've
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: aged out, so it's not gonna it doesn't hold So
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Joel says, it doesn't hold up. I agree with it doesn't.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: It does that Ron Howard movie, fantasy movie, Live up.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: What's it called? Willow? Yes, Willow is still good? Okay,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Willow is still good? Daniel, do you agree? I don't
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: think I've actually seen Willow, but I agree. Never any
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: story doesn't hold up. Yeah, okay Willow for a minute, Yeah, Willow.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Joel gets very passionate when Willow is a great Willow
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: is a great? Uh. I mean, there was rumors that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: they were going to do a television show for it.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's never gonna happen. But freaking
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: the movie. H L. Kilmer. I watched a great documentary one.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people, a lot of people
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: when they come into the world, they have passions, and
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: VAL's was Val Kilmer's was cameras. So his whole life
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: he always had a video camera type things ever since
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: he was younger, so super eight cameras. So he has
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: a warehouse or something like that filled with all types
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: of footage from his life, like when he did a
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: play with him Sean Penn and Kevin Bacon, like the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: three of them were in a play together on Broadway
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: like shit like that. Like it's it's like, this dude's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: lived in an incredible life and all we've seen is
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: just some of his big hits and stuff like that.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: But he's you know, there's a reason why he's so
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: quirky and everything like that. Where everybody else was out
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: trying to have a good time, it seemed like this
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: dude was just solely focused on his craft, very much
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: like Sean Penn seemed solely focused on his craft, and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: now he's lost his voice tot to throat cancer and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: the documentaries about his whole journey. I'm definitely gonna watch
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: that my life. Yeah, it's very interesting, man, very interesting.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Um all right, Taylor, you're welcome. So many ideas. You
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: got some ideas. Like I'm gonna tell you something right now,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I got the perfect one for you. Okay, this is great.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Just face, get put my don't put my face on
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: your face, but put my face like near like on
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: your cheek, Like no, don't get get my face. Yeah,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: but any time anybody sees you, they'll be like, holy shit,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: look at your face. Listen anytime, any time, anytime I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: see someone with the face tattoo, I'm like, note to self,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: don't tattoo face. Kilani is the only one who got
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: it right. No, it's just no way. Hold on, Kilani's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: just sexy. Hold on now, hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on now. Kailani's just sexy. Sh ain't
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: get it right. At some point, somebody's gonna be like,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: what's that on your face? At some who's Kaylani? I'm sorry? Yeah,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: or like, don't. I don't think face tattoos are wise.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: But maybe I'm just old. I don't know. Yeah, I
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: don't like face tattoos either. It's like one in a
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: thousand to look anywhere near good. So I don't think
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: it's not worth the role of the dice. So Taylor
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: no face. But I think Taylor on your face, my face,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: my face, on your cheek. I don't think your husband.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think your husband will like it. If your
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: husband will love it, your husband will kiss it. He'll
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: kiss that cheek more than he kisses the other cheek.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I bet you that if you if your husband, if
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: you came home, you're like, Han, I got a tattoo?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Of Donald Fason on my face. I don't think he'd
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: like that. He'd love it. He would kiss that cheek
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: so much. How about just Donald, just Donald's cheek. Get
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Donald's cheek on your cheek, right, yes, don't you get Donald's.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: That's even better. You should take a picture of my
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: face and then have the tattoo artists match my beard
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: and mustache perfectly and get that put on your face.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Were welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome. Please please tell her,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: let us know how that turns out. And uh, that's it.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Thanks for tuning in. Anybody want to say anything? Jowell,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Daniel Donald as always at right now, where we are,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: we're jumping up again. I don't know where we'll be
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: when this airs. I just want everybody to just, you know,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: be mindful of your neighbors and of your loved ones
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: and check on them. It seems like we're going backwards
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: but still moving forwards, and you know, just take care
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: of each other. That's what I wanted to say. That
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: at least right where we are, right now, that's how
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: it feels. You're here, Call your mom, tell your love her,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: call your dad, be kind, be loving and um if
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: you are living in Provo, Utah. Maybe learn how to ski?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: All right, bye, everybody, five six children. Stories about shore
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of docs and nurses and
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: the Canada who loved me. I said, here's the stories
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: natural should go. So gada around you, Here are gada
• 1:08:22
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• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: hmmm