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OUTRO: The 5KG Steamer · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: What's your cat's name?
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  Speaker 2: Tiger?
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  Speaker 1: Tiger? I think I have heard about this, but for
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: some reason, you never talk about Tigger because I don't
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  Speaker 1: give a fuck, but you always be about Rue. Do
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  Speaker 1: you like Tiger?
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  Speaker 2: Unless he wakes me up? Then I give a fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Right, So you don't like Tigger.
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  Speaker 3: I have a small affection for him, just because have
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  Speaker 3: you ever kicked Tigger?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Kezy, bullshit, I would never kick an animal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't agree. Fuck man, Oh shit, here we go.
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• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Big, Jeush, Beautiful day fellows, Thanks mate, really good day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying you created and I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: It's man Jesus on today. We're just talking about Tigger.
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  Speaker 1: You like Tigger my cat? You like take a look
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  Speaker 1: at these nuts.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually my daughter's care. It's not my cat.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting into your fitness at the moment. You love fitness,
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  Speaker 1: what do you say in your mouth?
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  Speaker 2: It's just going to be one of those shows.
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  Speaker 3: You love sucking my hey speaking of speaking of fitness fellas.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: I just like an hour ago downloaded a yoga app.
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  Speaker 1: What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: It's cool?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want to use this It's called RedTube dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Or do you want to use this on the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Down with Dog.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's called Reverse Cowgirl Yoga. Go a bit is
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  Speaker 5: not part of it. There's a period where you were
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  Speaker 5: going to yogat.
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  Speaker 1: Him to that.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, that was when I was doing counseling and
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  Speaker 3: I went, now, I don't like it, but this is
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  Speaker 3: just your own lounge.
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  Speaker 2: They do a little.
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  Speaker 3: They have a program for you in terms of what
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  Speaker 3: you're trying to achieve.
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  Speaker 1: Ion last you'll last for one week maximum, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'll do that and then go to the gym because
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  Speaker 3: it's only like ten to fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a warm up. You could do that at
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  Speaker 1: the gym.
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  Speaker 3: But it also you know, you have a weight goal
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  Speaker 3: and all that sort of stuff, you won't achieve it
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  Speaker 3: and it tones yeah and all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure it be great.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just going to go down and be shocked.
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  Speaker 1: I reckon Jason is going to really commit to this
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  Speaker 1: and he's going to stick to it for like years.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that anybody and I include myself, and
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  Speaker 5: this has ever downloaded one of those apps where they're
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  Speaker 5: doing workouts at home and has made any real difference
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  Speaker 5: to their fitness, their look or anything else. Those things
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  Speaker 5: are fucking scared.
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  Speaker 1: I'll also lump and do a lingo for learning another language.
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  Speaker 5: I think you have to go somewhere to do shit
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  Speaker 5: like that. There'll be people that probably have, but it's
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  Speaker 5: just like and especially doing ten or fifteen minutes or something.
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  Speaker 2: But this is different. But she does every day.
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  Speaker 3: But it's just off YouTube of this one woman, and
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  Speaker 3: she just watches their videos and does their videos every day.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, and man, she's a beast.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing you do every day is smoke Siggi's.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's true. And I go to the gym
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  Speaker 3: and stuff every day most days. At the moment, goodn't
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  Speaker 3: yesterday because I was filming.
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  Speaker 5: When you warm up, you could do that pilates that
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  Speaker 5: yoga at the gym. It's a warm up and sort
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  Speaker 5: of tied in with your ear guitarring and that would
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  Speaker 5: be the complete.
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  Speaker 3: But I need a straight back chair because it involves
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  Speaker 3: the straight back chair you're.
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  Speaker 1: Doing on a cheer. Well, this is yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing. Is it flesh dance or ditty dancing? Flesh? Doce?
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  Speaker 3: You guys won't be taking the prest when I roll
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  Speaker 3: out my massive picks and abs, no type buns.
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  Speaker 1: You roll out your picks and I will take the purse. Jason, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, you're going to stick to this and do
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  Speaker 1: really well.
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  Speaker 3: I've actually got I've actually I've actually kind of got piskey.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to see them? You've got to see
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  Speaker 2: can't you see them?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: I reckon they are pretty good. You got a pretty
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  Speaker 5: I've got a pretty tight little bod there for an
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  Speaker 5: old fellow. Is it BMI body yours and Dix?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I put all my measurements and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: There your body fat percentage?
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  Speaker 2: Does twenty four sound right?
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like a possibility.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it said that I I'm twenty three, that I
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  Speaker 3: have a good ratio given my height and weight.
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  Speaker 1: How did you work out your fat?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't do fat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah right, I just said how much away and
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  Speaker 3: how high tall are you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And then what did you say?
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  Speaker 2: I said, five foot ten and a half?
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  Speaker 1: You have six six foot even, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, seventy kgs they're keasy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, are you seventy No?
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  Speaker 2: I'm about seventy three seventy four?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right.
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  Speaker 2: However am I one hundred and twenty ninety?
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  Speaker 1: Actually? I have hold around ninety for about a decade,
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  Speaker 1: And then I weighed myself the other day and it
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  Speaker 1: was like ninety two. But then I remembered I'd had
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  Speaker 1: a huge dinner the night before and hadn't had a
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  Speaker 1: steamer yet. Ah, yes, afterwards eighty seven. Nice dude, a
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  Speaker 1: five steamer. That's interesting. That's the name of a horror movie,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: It would be interesting actually to weigh yourself before and afterward.
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  Speaker 2: That out of the way something.
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  Speaker 1: This is how they figured out that humans used food
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  Speaker 1: for energy. Was that a famous scientist like three hundred
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  Speaker 1: years ago weighed all of his bodily excretions and they
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  Speaker 1: were always like a third of the amount of food
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  Speaker 1: he'd eaten, and he was like, well, it must go somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: That's when they figured out that was what was giving
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  Speaker 1: you energy and then burned it back then.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I nearly.
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  Speaker 5: I I'll put on a killo in the last two weeks, fellas,
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  Speaker 5: Is that good?
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  Speaker 1: That's good man, I'm bulking.
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  Speaker 3: Huge.
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  Speaker 2: Nearly.
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  Speaker 3: I nearly ate your horny choky bar today mine. Then
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  Speaker 3: I went you know that you gave us yesterday. And
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  Speaker 3: then I went on and now wait for the heading
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  Speaker 3: into the boudoir before I eat my horny.
• 6:17
  Speaker 5: Chocolate, said my wife chocolate. So I said, oh, you
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  Speaker 5: want to have this, and she's.
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm just picturing like Jason getting ready for
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  Speaker 1: bed and then quickly scampering off to the kitchen like
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  Speaker 1: stuffing his face, then coming back with chocolate all around
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  Speaker 1: his mouth and all over his hands and a massive rage,
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  Speaker 1: and a massive rager would be like.
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  Speaker 5: This, whoa what is that? Sorry, guys, come on man,
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  Speaker 5: I'm really sorry. I get this happens a bit anyway.
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  Speaker 1: You miss my story. It was a good story.
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  Speaker 2: Chocolate all around her mouth and a massive rage and then.
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  Speaker 1: She whips you with a towel and you're like, don't
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  Speaker 1: make me, ron, I'm full of chocolate. It's from the Simpsons. Simpsons,
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  Speaker 1: do you over that scene? Yeah? Yeah, that's classic, very good.
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  Speaker 1: He's the only kid, I know, with chocolate over his face. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think I tried one of those bon boner herbal
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  Speaker 3: things once. Nothing discernible happened to me. No, like I
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  Speaker 3: didn't have a massive erection or anything.
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  Speaker 1: Only your usual small one. Why did you take it?
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  Speaker 2: Pattern?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you take the herbalic night? Was it because
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  Speaker 1: your wife wanted to make love and you were like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I'll be able to stir anything.
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  Speaker 3: Curiosity more than anything else. I don't even know how
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  Speaker 3: I got it. I think I was giving it.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, I'll give it a give it a nudge, see
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  Speaker 2: what happens.
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  Speaker 1: What time of day was this about nine in the morning?
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  Speaker 1: Were you just home alone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is home by yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Took?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're gonna do that sort of ship,
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  Speaker 3: you want to give it a test run, don't you.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've never taken one.
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  Speaker 2: Well you should neither, should you be?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: I know, right, but like, I can't imagine taking something
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  Speaker 1: and then it just forcing this giants stiff, doesn't It doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to be You've got to be sexually aroused.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, neither, I've.
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  Speaker 5: Ever tried given a what three other thing? I've got
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  Speaker 5: three variations on viagra. Sure, but I haven't gone near them. Whatever,
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  Speaker 5: I haven't. I'll tell you, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know if you would, Oh I would, I would?
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  Speaker 2: Well, why are you pass them on to me? And
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  Speaker 2: I'll have a I'll.
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  Speaker 5: Just have them at nine am and set.
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  Speaker 2: Nude on my couch and them and then see what happens.
• 8:39
  Speaker 5: It used to be a thing in the early two
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  Speaker 5: thousands that people would take viagral with ecstasy. Right, Why, Well,
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  Speaker 5: because ecstasy has an adverse reaction, adverse effect on your
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  Speaker 5: downstown seas as a rule, does that can do? So?
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  Speaker 2: I thought ecstasy made your horny as if.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it certainly makes you a fictionate. But yeah, the
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  Speaker 5: blood is not necessarily pumping and all that. So if
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  Speaker 5: you're rolling out of Via gre Key with that, that's
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  Speaker 5: the where to go, brother, Right, there must.
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  Speaker 1: Be a name for that, actually that concoction.
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  Speaker 2: But so okay, so ecstasy.
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  Speaker 3: So was the philosophy behind that that you'd be massively
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  Speaker 3: affectionate et cetera with a rage.
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  Speaker 5: With a rager, Well, because you might want to enjoy
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  Speaker 5: that sposed to be disappointed.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you see, that's.
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  Speaker 3: That's the interesting thing is that I thought ecstasy one
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  Speaker 3: just rooted.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had ecstasy.
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: No, you experienced ecstasy, but I've.
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  Speaker 3: Heard people talking about it and they are all kissy cuddly.
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  Speaker 3: That's different. Yeah, but I just assume you're not raging.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: What they meant is that they just rooted, because.
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  Speaker 1: You can't really differentiate between.
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  Speaker 3: Horn dog in terms of being a horn dog.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit of gunges.
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  Speaker 1: Per good, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good? You ever done that?
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  Speaker 1: Keasy and twenty beers?
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  Speaker 2: It is good? It is good.
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  Speaker 1: No if I come and steamed.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I'm talking a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: You have a little bit of a tune on the
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  Speaker 3: pug flute and on the pug flute, and then you
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  Speaker 3: make out she's good good.
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: He's got only dope at the moment, Margie.
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  Speaker 1: If he did, he wouldn't say it on this party,
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  Speaker 1: that's for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know, I mean because you've got the medicinal.
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  Speaker 5: So I do get the medicinal yeaheah, And in fact
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  Speaker 5: I do still have it.
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  Speaker 2: You should give it to me.
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: You should buy it. Why don't you do what I
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: did and get some medicinal weed.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: I actually looked into that. It took ages.
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: It took ages for you yeah, not long at all.
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  Speaker 1: For everybody else, Well, it.
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  Speaker 3: Just seems a waste if you're not using it to
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  Speaker 3: just get old bied off you.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: How much are we talking?
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  Speaker 5: I think it costs you about four hundred bucks an
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  Speaker 5: ounce to me, and you just go on the website
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  Speaker 5: and you set off an appointment.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: To drugs off Mike on a podcast.
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not a drug dealer, man. If I start selling
• 11:05
  Speaker 5: you drugs, that makes me a drug dealer. If you
• 11:07
  Speaker 5: buy it through the legal channels, then that's tikety boo,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm more than happy for that to happen.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, but I recommend you.
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  Speaker 2: See you see Old Murky gave me a little wink there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like I can't buy prescription drugs off another person.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: That's illegal, But it's also cool.
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  Speaker 2: Were you trying to buy that via viagro off me
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  Speaker 2: the other day?
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  Speaker 1: And I went nap? Reason I've got tomorrow morning, nine
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  Speaker 1: a m. Lined up to just sit at home with
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: a rager, just me and Tiger. Tiger look at this rager.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that Tiger has ever seen my rager
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  Speaker 3: because he's an outside.
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  Speaker 5: Cat, because he's only ten years old. And that's how
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  Speaker 5: long it'send.
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  Speaker 3: He is he must be like fourteen or fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I reckon. One of the funniest things is a
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  Speaker 1: rager in sweat pants. You know what I mean, I
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: do because the sweetpants are so expanded. It's quite funny.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: Punks came into work with one the other day. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to Hadaky four or seven every single weekday. Man, it's
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: super good. You'll love it.
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  Speaker 2: Got stuck in the door, that's right.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was trying to into sideways for some reason. Yeah,
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: there was a double door as well. Adaky Big Show
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