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EPISODE 34: Oh The Weather Outside Is...Making Us Lose Our Minds · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:00
  Speaker A: Hey, mamas. Today's episode is brought to you by the Fortis Agency, a financial services firm located in the Bell Works building in Holmdel, New Jersey. We know that taking care of your family is your number one priority. And at the Fortis Agency, it's ours, too. That's why we're here, to offer simple, effective strategies to help you protect what matters most, your loved ones and their future. We won't dive into any complicated financial jargon here. Instead, think of us as your partner in building a secure, comfortable financial path forward for you and your kids. And here's something special when you let us know you found us through the Mom o' Clock podcast. We'll make a donation to the children's specialized hospital. So by taking a step to protect your family and save for the future, you're also helping other children in need. Please reach out to Michael Divisio with this email provided next M. Divisio@the fortisagency.com that is M. Divisio@the fortisagency dot com and mention mama Clock. We're excited to be a part of your journey. Hello.
• 1:14
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mama Clock yet? I am going crazy.
• 1:19
  Speaker A: Heck, yeah. It's Mama Clark somewhere. Hello. Welcome back to my clock. It is this top of the hour.
• 1:45
  Speaker B: We live in New Jersey and it's freezing. And get me out of here.
• 1:47
  Speaker A: I had a walk the dog this morning in 6 degree weather. Just to let you know. Just let you know what I go through.
• 1:54
  Speaker B: I don't know why our families decided to live in New Jersey when there are so many better places.
• 2:01
  Speaker A: And we have a house in Florida, too.
• 2:03
  Speaker B: So it's, like, crazy, but, like, why can't we just be there now?
• 2:06
  Speaker A: You could, like, put the blanket on you if you want. I mean, I'm like, is it that gold? Well, I left the door open because the dog, it's being weird. He's staring.
• 2:14
  Speaker B: He's staring.
• 2:15
  Speaker A: Yeah. Look at him.
• 2:18
  Speaker B: Do you think dogs see dead people? Yes. Dead people. Yeah, I think babies do.
• 2:23
  Speaker A: All right, that's even weirder.
• 2:24
  Speaker B: Dogs, babies, same thing.
• 2:27
  Speaker A: All right.
• 2:27
  Speaker B: On today's episode of Mama Clock, I feel like I'm sitting, like, across from a celebrity. Why? Your TikTok is rising. You are 14,000 followers in not videos that have 2 million things. You know what? In every good duo, there's one famous person and one fucking schmuck.
• 2:48
  Speaker A: Two perfect. The one famous person always needs a schmuck. I'm so happy you're my schmuck. I'm so happy you Want to be the schmuck, though. If you didn't want to be the schmuck, you wouldn't.
• 2:59
  Speaker B: It's true. I don't care about followers. I don't accept on my Instagram. I am.
• 3:04
  Speaker A: Where's my oala? Oh, it's in the car.
• 3:07
  Speaker B: I'm climbing. I'm climbing to 1,000 followers. Are you? Yep. Almost there.
• 3:12
  Speaker A: Are you? Actually, yeah.
• 3:13
  Speaker B: People are like, but. But I also do feel that you're just going to climb and climb and forget about you.
• 3:18
  Speaker A: Yeah, I might. Well, you just have to keep up.
• 3:21
  Speaker B: At least she's honest.
• 3:22
  Speaker A: Yeah. No. I'll never forget where I came from.
• 3:25
  Speaker B: Yeah. Right here. Right here, right here. Oh, God, she's so annoying.
• 3:30
  Speaker A: You don't want any part of it though.
• 3:32
  Speaker B: So like I.
• 3:32
  Speaker A: How do. I can't hold back.
• 3:33
  Speaker B: No, I, I, I support you. I just, I, I'm here for you. I'm here for us. You're the show. And here I am sitting back.
• 3:44
  Speaker A: That's so funny.
• 3:45
  Speaker B: I'll be homeless and you'll be in your five billion dollar house.
• 3:48
  Speaker A: And then your kids will come over destroy it.
• 3:51
  Speaker B: That just sounds about right.
• 3:53
  Speaker A: It'll be fun. We'll live a great life.
• 3:56
  Speaker B: Yes.
• 3:56
  Speaker A: My husband's supply for both of us.
• 3:59
  Speaker B: Just keep it up, Mike.
• 4:00
  Speaker A: Your husband will complain. My husband will just keep buying. It'll be great.
• 4:04
  Speaker B: It's good. I always thought I'd suck my way to the top, but I'm just gonna ride my way to the top.
• 4:09
  Speaker A: My back or something.
• 4:10
  Speaker B: It's broken.
• 4:11
  Speaker A: You cannot get on. Don't get off my back.
• 4:13
  Speaker B: Hop on.
• 4:14
  Speaker A: I can't wait. So funny. My dad. I just thought about it because I'm looking at you. My dad just went to your mother in law's car wash. He's known Aunt Michelle like he remembers when Uncle Joey pay us. He remembers he had a construction company. He's known Aunt Michelle for over 40 years. So went to his normal car wash and Michelle was like, oh my God. God, I get a kick out of those girls. It's like she's such an avid listener.
• 4:34
  Speaker B: She is. She loves us.
• 4:35
  Speaker A: I love it.
• 4:35
  Speaker B: She's a big fan of Mama Clock.
• 4:37
  Speaker A: That's so cute.
• 4:38
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 4:38
  Speaker A: All right, well, what are we talking about? We're talking about like the death of us during this snowstorm.
• 4:42
  Speaker B: Yeah, well, I'm not done talking about you being famous because you did tell me that people can't wait.
• 4:47
  Speaker A: Why are you laughing? Are you hiding something?
• 4:49
  Speaker B: People can now subscribe to you and I just want to Know who in.
• 4:54
  Speaker A: Their right mind actually probably no one.
• 4:57
  Speaker B: Is going to pay $4.99.
• 4:59
  Speaker A: $4.99. I could have done more, but I figured no one's going to want.
• 5:03
  Speaker B: So you did last. There's tiers.
• 5:04
  Speaker A: Tier one's like $2.99. I thought I was a little bit better than that. Tier 2. Tier 2 is $4.99. And then it keeps going out all the way up to $100 a month.
• 5:12
  Speaker B: $100 a month.
• 5:13
  Speaker A: To subscribe.
• 5:14
  Speaker B: You better be sending some sort of pics.
• 5:17
  Speaker A: I know. Well, you can't. Tik Tok won't allow that. And I. And I would never. Anybody listening.
• 5:21
  Speaker B: I would.
• 5:25
  Speaker A: Are offered a subscription for your viewers.
• 5:28
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 5:28
  Speaker A: That they can. You post normally. Nothing else changes. But you could post on. It's like, say, like, you see Tick Tock. And there's like a little subscriber section where, like, your subscribers can go see what.
• 5:38
  Speaker B: So they get like a secret. They get.
• 5:40
  Speaker A: They get like the good stuff. Yeah.
• 5:42
  Speaker B: Secret stuff, but no nudes.
• 5:43
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 5:44
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 5:44
  Speaker A: Secret stuff, but no news.
• 5:45
  Speaker B: So you gotta come up with something that, like, people would want to see that. It's not that.
• 5:49
  Speaker A: If I talk about, like, my anxiety.
• 5:52
  Speaker B: Yeah. Maybe you should circle back with your genetic testing.
• 5:56
  Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah.
• 5:57
  Speaker B: She told me. Are you ready for this? She did a whole fucking genetic test.
• 6:01
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 6:02
  Speaker B: It came back with a million things that she's allergic to. All these things. Do you know what she's allergic to?
• 6:07
  Speaker A: Not allergic. Where my genetic makeup is not able to digest and decompose.
• 6:15
  Speaker B: The air outside. The air, not the actual. She goes, I'm allergic to the air outside. I go, then you're gonna have to fucking die here. Like, that is just something I don't want to know. Like I could be allergic to the air, but there's nothing I can do about that.
• 6:34
  Speaker A: I'm not allergic to the air.
• 6:36
  Speaker B: You said I'm.
• 6:37
  Speaker A: I did. I said air.
• 6:38
  Speaker B: I did say I'm allergic.
• 6:39
  Speaker A: So I am allergic to the dirty air. The dirty air, the pollution, the fumes from cars and trucks. Do you know I don't digest it.
• 6:51
  Speaker B: Do you know everybody is allergic to pollution?
• 6:56
  Speaker A: My body doesn't break down dirty air. So what I'm gonna do is I'm actually crying. Get vitamins that help me decompose. That type of toxicity.
• 7:10
  Speaker B: Okay. You let me know.
• 7:14
  Speaker A: She's gonna pull out her bag.
• 7:16
  Speaker B: She's gonna have 5, 000 pills. Just. But they're. But they're supplements. They are supplements.
• 7:20
  Speaker A: What I'm gonna Tell you is I'm gonna be grandma Viola 95.
• 7:26
  Speaker B: And you're gonna be what, dad at 40 also. You said it. I'll probably live longer than you.
• 7:34
  Speaker A: You probably won't.
• 7:35
  Speaker B: I probably will. You want to bet?
• 7:38
  Speaker A: No, I don't. Anyway, so this Gary Brucker, if you follow him, he's the greatest of all great. Don't tell my husband I said that. And he came out with the genetic testing. He's a little pricey, but it tells you all of your genetic makeup. And like, what you really should. It doesn't say you can't have it or can't go outside into the Texas.
• 7:57
  Speaker B: It also told her that she cannot have caffeine anymore. So now this house has no fucking coffee.
• 8:04
  Speaker A: Coffee. Decaf. We have decaf.
• 8:07
  Speaker B: Did you have about. What's next? Are you gonna get rid of all your alcohol?
• 8:10
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 8:11
  Speaker B: God, I hate this.
• 8:13
  Speaker A: You wouldn't even know if I gave you decaf coffee. You would have no idea. I should have just gave you a decaf espresso.
• 8:20
  Speaker B: You should have.
• 8:20
  Speaker A: That was dumb of me.
• 8:21
  Speaker B: Placebo effect. You should have done that and seen how long it took me to be like, I feel no jolt. I feel like this is.
• 8:28
  Speaker A: You actually get a jolt?
• 8:29
  Speaker B: I mean. No, but like, knowing that there's caffeine and I think is.
• 8:33
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's a placebo effect.
• 8:34
  Speaker B: So. Right. So if you didn't tell me, but you told me, so now I'm mad and, well, I'm healthy and you're not.
• 8:40
  Speaker A: So that's just the fact of the matter here.
• 8:44
  Speaker B: All right. We're both living, though, right? We're just living. My dad told me if I die, at least I'll die with a sense of humor. If he actually said that to me yesterday. All right, that's fair. So that's.
• 8:55
  Speaker A: I want to feel good.
• 8:57
  Speaker B: I feel great.
• 8:57
  Speaker A: Do you?
• 8:58
  Speaker B: Yeah, I do.
• 9:00
  Speaker A: I do. Do you actually. I don't believe a thing you say.
• 9:04
  Speaker B: I don't have a stomachache. I don't have a headache.
• 9:06
  Speaker A: You will when you probably get home. You had strep throat the other day. Who gets strep throat unless you're a 10 year old?
• 9:13
  Speaker B: Yeah, I did get struck. All right, enough of that.
• 9:19
  Speaker A: Enough. Moving on.
• 9:20
  Speaker B: We won't fight anymore. But, like. Cheers. This is water. There's no alcohol, no caffeine here. I hate this place. She hates it.
• 9:28
  Speaker A: She's leaving.
• 9:29
  Speaker B: And there's no Clorox.
• 9:30
  Speaker A: There's no Clorox. God, my husband can't have Clorox in the House.
• 9:34
  Speaker B: All right, back on topic please. Snow day. We survived.
• 9:37
  Speaker A: I mean I was fine. I loved it.
• 9:39
  Speaker B: Yeah, you were at your in laws.
• 9:41
  Speaker A: Yeah, it was great.
• 9:42
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 9:43
  Speaker A: We had to get out of here. God forbid we lost power. Did you lose power?
• 9:46
  Speaker B: No. But the fact of thinking that we were going to lose power was so funny because my husband obviously has generator and all that. But like, just like my mom, my mom stayed with us. She comes over with like these old school like 90s flashlights. Like, you know, like the big ones, like they like the D batteries and.
• 10:03
  Speaker A: Like they don't even exist.
• 10:04
  Speaker B: No, they don't exist. They were, it was literally from the 90s. It still had a sticker over the light, like, like an old sticker. And Joe's like, nancy, when, when did you buy these? She's like, I don't know. Like I have them like for years and years. She was like, you never took the sticker off to use them.
• 10:20
  Speaker A: That's hilarious.
• 10:21
  Speaker B: So she brought those over and she was like, we have candles. I'm like, mom, we're going to be fine. Like it's okay.
• 10:27
  Speaker A: You have a house generator. We live in a townhome, so we don't have that.
• 10:30
  Speaker B: Right. But yeah, people were preparing for the apocalypse.
• 10:34
  Speaker A: I mean, want to know? My husband bought.
• 10:37
  Speaker B: What do you buy?
• 10:37
  Speaker A: Okay, so I get a doorbell ring. Ding dong. I go to the door, I'm like, what is this? Gallons of water. Like, like old school gallons.
• 10:45
  Speaker B: Like Poland Spring Big gallons. Oh, like what you poured your decaf coffee?
• 10:49
  Speaker A: What's this? First of all, we have filter water refrigeration and we have two cases of water right here. Like it's going to be like a 1 gallons of water at the door. I go, hun, what is this? He goes, I mean there's a snowstorm. Why do we need gallons of water? We have water.
• 11:04
  Speaker B: The pipes freeze. You have no water. My mom wanted us to fill pre. Pre. Fill every bathtub in our house just so we had water to bathe the children if the pipes froze and we had no running water.
• 11:17
  Speaker A: You don't have to bathe your children.
• 11:19
  Speaker B: Well, no, but like she, that's what she wanted to do.
• 11:22
  Speaker A: Like, well that sounds a store were so insane.
• 11:26
  Speaker B: There was no bread, no milk. There was nothing.
• 11:29
  Speaker A: I had 2% milk. What is, what even is 2% milk?
• 11:32
  Speaker B: Did your kid.
• 11:33
  Speaker A: Yes. Drink 2% milk?
• 11:35
  Speaker B: That's toxic.
• 11:36
  Speaker A: I know. And now I have to make him puke. So no. But people were going insane. Like why? We live in New Jersey. We're not Our houses aren't going to.
• 11:50
  Speaker B: Have you seen Nashville, though?
• 11:51
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's sad. The trees are like exploding. I understand, but we don't live in Nashville.
• 11:55
  Speaker B: No, we don't live in. They're not. We're prepared for snow. We are prepared for snow.
• 11:58
  Speaker A: Not prepared for snow. Like, we don't live in a state where we were not prepared to have snow. We have snow every year.
• 12:04
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:05
  Speaker A: It's all okay.
• 12:06
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:06
  Speaker A: I go to the store, people like, are like bats out of hell.
• 12:10
  Speaker B: Oh, I know.
• 12:11
  Speaker A: Being fucking cuckoo. And I'm like, you guys, like, it's all okay.
• 12:14
  Speaker B: I. I know people were crazy also.
• 12:17
  Speaker A: Were you crazy in your household?
• 12:20
  Speaker B: I don't know how I survived. Well, I do. I know a couple things how I survived. But I have to say for one second how privileged I am. And I know it because I was outside looking out my window and I was watching my husband shoveling and the neighbor shoveling. Like, have you ever picked up a shovel and shoveled?
• 12:39
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 12:39
  Speaker B: You have?
• 12:40
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, so I haven't ever. No, not ever. In 2016, I picked up a shovel. We just bought our house, the house we live in now.
• 12:50
  Speaker A: People go into like cardiac arrest.
• 12:51
  Speaker B: No shovel, no. Oh, I know.
• 12:53
  Speaker A: Did you go to cardiac arrest?
• 12:55
  Speaker B: No, but it was 2016. I remember it was the first big snowstorm. Joe was. Joey was at work. He just got a brand new BMW. I was like, oh my God. I'm gonna surprise him. I'm gonna shovel everything clean off the cars. Okay. I idiot. Shoveling. Doing the cars, scraping. But I used the shovel to scrape off the snow on his new BMW.
• 13:15
  Speaker A: That he still has now.
• 13:16
  Speaker B: And I scratched the entire hood and the entire. He'll never let me live it down. It was.
• 13:24
  Speaker A: Did he want to kill you?
• 13:25
  Speaker B: I never picked up a shovel again. And I'm never allowed. I still haven't.
• 13:30
  Speaker A: Still have marks on the car?
• 13:31
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah. We tried to get it detailed. I mean, my mother in law owns a car wash and she details it, but it never came out. He will not let me live it down that I used a shovel as well. Why would you do that? I just wasn't thinking, you know, I just thought I would just like get it off, like scrape the shit out of it.
• 13:51
  Speaker A: That's the last time you ever touched a shovel, right?
• 13:53
  Speaker B: 2016.
• 13:53
  Speaker A: Thank God. Holy man.
• 13:56
  Speaker B: So. But I did watch my husband and my five year old shovel and that looked hard.
• 14:02
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 14:03
  Speaker B: So Prop didn't come to your driveway? No. Why? Don't know. They didn't. They forgot about little Oldest. We're just the.
• 14:12
  Speaker A: The schmucks.
• 14:13
  Speaker B: The schmucks. Schmucks.
• 14:15
  Speaker A: They came to my mother in law's, but my father in law insisted on still shoveling. And we're screaming at him like crazy. They're coming here. Why are you shoveling? So Michael and T and my father in law, they were all shoveling before the Diunzio truck came in.
• 14:30
  Speaker B: Cloud. That is ridiculous.
• 14:31
  Speaker A: Ridiculous. So anyway, it just gives men something to do, I guess.
• 14:36
  Speaker B: Yeah. Also, a little 10 year old boy came knocking on my door. He always comes.
• 14:41
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, they did our cars. That was.
• 14:43
  Speaker B: He came and he asked if he could do some of the driveway. And I was like, yeah, sure.
• 14:47
  Speaker A: How much did you give him?
• 14:48
  Speaker B: So cute. 40 bucks.
• 14:49
  Speaker A: We have 40 bucks. Yeah, we give our people, our kids like 10.
• 14:53
  Speaker B: 40 bucks. He's. He comes all the time, like for the weeds.
• 14:57
  Speaker A: I think we gave him 10. I gotta ask Michael what he actually gave them.
• 14:59
  Speaker B: I mean, he, like worked hard. He did. It was like, you know how you do it? A bunch of times. I mean, we got a lot.
• 15:03
  Speaker A: He worked hard.
• 15:04
  Speaker B: He worked hard. I was, I was like. And I asked him if he wanted hot chocolate. He was like, no, I gotta get home. I'm like, okay. I love him. He was raised right.
• 15:13
  Speaker A: 40 bucks. Yep.
• 15:15
  Speaker B: He's saving up for an E bike.
• 15:17
  Speaker A: Aw, I love that.
• 15:18
  Speaker B: Yeah. All right.
• 15:19
  Speaker A: You have any stories for us? Athletic baking. What'd you guys do? We were at my mother in laws.
• 15:23
  Speaker B: Did you bake? You baked? Probably organic baked.
• 15:25
  Speaker A: My mother in law cooked like breakfast, lunch, and dinner for three days. It was amazing. Yeah, it was amazing saying that. I feel like I was at a bed and breakfast.
• 15:34
  Speaker B: Yeah. That's so nice.
• 15:36
  Speaker A: It was a dream snowstorm for me. I had a village. I can, you know, sleep when I wanted, shower when I wanted. You weren't feeling great and I was really sick, which my mother in law also took care of me with that. But I still was like, you know, but I think I got my mother in law sick. Sorry, ma.
• 15:52
  Speaker B: But it was so fun, so nice.
• 15:54
  Speaker A: We went outside, we went sledding. It was.
• 15:56
  Speaker B: I saw your sledding video. Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker A: Yeah. I've known the chaotic stories. It was great. It was a dream.
• 16:01
  Speaker B: Yeah. Good for fucking you.
• 16:04
  Speaker A: It was an absolute dream.
• 16:05
  Speaker B: I. I'm spiraling over here. I'm still, like really not well. Yep. Like, I'm still recovering from all the children at home and the snow and the cold and the mittens and the scars and the fucking.
• 16:20
  Speaker A: How many times did you go in and out of the house.
• 16:24
  Speaker B: I couldn't even tell you. But do you know what's the most annoying part about it? They want to go out, but they don't want to stay out.
• 16:29
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's too cold.
• 16:30
  Speaker B: They want to go out for 10 minutes tops. And then they come in the Snow.
• 16:34
  Speaker A: Gear, takes 10 minutes, all the snow.
• 16:36
  Speaker B: Gear off, and then you have to throw it in the dryer so it's warm the next time. For the next time. And then it's just fucking repeat. Then they want hot chocolate again. Like, I remember back in the day, you went out one time, you fucking stayed out, and then when you came in, you got hot chocolate one time and then one time only. Yeah. Why am I not doing that?
• 16:52
  Speaker A: Why are you in and out of your house? Your house is probably a disaster.
• 16:54
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Don't even.
• 16:56
  Speaker A: Your front door is, like, in your mind, you know?
• 16:59
  Speaker B: Well, I didn't think about it when I bought my house in 2016 because I wasn't thinking about kids. I would die for a mud room. I don't have a mud room.
• 17:07
  Speaker A: Die for a mudroom.
• 17:08
  Speaker B: Like, that is, like, probably top tier of things that you need as a parent.
• 17:12
  Speaker A: We went look at that house, and we're like, it doesn't have a mud.
• 17:14
  Speaker B: No mudroom. Yeah, no, you need a mud room. You need somewhere to hang your fucking coats or their backpacks or their boots or their Everything.
• 17:21
  Speaker A: It's so true.
• 17:22
  Speaker B: I have a stupid fucking bench and.
• 17:24
  Speaker A: Everything is shoved and on top of it.
• 17:26
  Speaker B: And on top of it.
• 17:27
  Speaker A: I mean, it sucks. It sucks. I hate it here.
• 17:32
  Speaker B: At least I have caffeine at your house.
• 17:35
  Speaker A: That's so funny. Oh, my God, that sucks. We need a mud room.
• 17:39
  Speaker B: Mud room. Absolutely needed.
• 17:42
  Speaker A: I'm jealous of people who have mud rooms. Yeah, for sure.
• 17:44
  Speaker B: I mean, just even that.
• 17:46
  Speaker A: Perfect. I don't even need a little section.
• 17:48
  Speaker B: I just need a section. My house is so stupid. I just need, like, a section that is not in the middle of my fucking living room.
• 17:56
  Speaker A: It's like, I can't imagine having more kids, like, living like this. Walking in and you're like, right in your house.
• 18:01
  Speaker B: Like, no, it's.
• 18:01
  Speaker A: You need a garage or, like.
• 18:03
  Speaker B: And I don't even have a garage. I. I don't have anything.
• 18:05
  Speaker A: You don't have a garage? Yeah. You don't even have a garage.
• 18:07
  Speaker B: I have nothing.
• 18:08
  Speaker A: You live in a hole. I hate this time of the year. It's so depressing. Like, seasonal depression is such a real thing, and I cannot stand it. And I don't think it hit me until after, like, college and stuff. Like, and you start living in the real world and you still have to, like, be an adult.
• 18:26
  Speaker B: Hold on. You just triggered me when you said college. Do you think that this cold is the same cold that we did in college? Because I was half naked running to the fucking New Brunswick bars and I wasn't cold.
• 18:40
  Speaker A: No, I was actually hot. I was hot, dripping sweat.
• 18:45
  Speaker B: It can't be the same cold. It's different.
• 18:47
  Speaker A: I'm freezing, I am shooting. I can't even go outside. My toes are numb inside my house at 72 degrees.
• 18:53
  Speaker B: I don't know. We were different back then.
• 18:55
  Speaker A: We were built different. I don't know. I feel like I'm always sick. I'm just getting over being sick. So I just feel like this time of the year absolutely sucks. And I don't want to do it anymore. February to March, January to March. December is okay. January to March absolutely sucks.
• 19:15
  Speaker B: I agree. I think everybody, if they can, should rot. No. Should do a vacation or something fun in March. Something to look forward to. You have to. Because to get through these months, it's terrible.
• 19:29
  Speaker A: I am afraid of the next day. I'm like, what's gonna come tomorrow?
• 19:32
  Speaker B: It's dark at 4pm it's fucking freezing. The kids are out of school.
• 19:36
  Speaker A: They're sick. Everybody's sick.
• 19:38
  Speaker B: Everybody's sick.
• 19:38
  Speaker A: Everybody wants to not be sick, but everyone's getting sick. I'm depressed because I can't take being sick.
• 19:46
  Speaker B: It's really bad.
• 19:47
  Speaker A: My son doesn't want to put on a goddamn jacket or gloves or a hat. So I got him freezing. Maybe not freezing, but I got my mom yelling at me. I got Susie in next door saying, where's Jew's jacket? I know Susie. And put it on him and then.
• 20:02
  Speaker B: Let him know the jacket. Running to the car is crazy because, like, you take the jacket off when you want to buckle them in, right? So do you really want to put the jacket on? To take it off? To put it on, to take it off.
• 20:10
  Speaker A: I just want to not. What is the concept? I need somebody to let me know why I would put my jacket on my kid to run to my car for 30. Not even 30 seconds. For three seconds.
• 20:17
  Speaker B: It's a time to put them in the car.
• 20:19
  Speaker A: Why am I doing that? I don't. I'm not doing it. Let me tell you what I'm not.
• 20:22
  Speaker B: Doing is that I'm not doing it either. But my mom yells at me every day for not doing it.
• 20:25
  Speaker A: But why would I. I said to her, why would I put a jacket on? I'm taking it off.
• 20:30
  Speaker B: Can I call your husband, hun? Sure. Can I call him whenever I want?
• 20:34
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 20:34
  Speaker B: Did you like my comment I left on your TikTok about your husband?
• 20:37
  Speaker A: You're the only one that comments on my TikTok.
• 20:40
  Speaker B: I thought. I thought it would maybe like rev people up.
• 20:43
  Speaker A: It does.
• 20:44
  Speaker B: Some girls hitting on your husband.
• 20:45
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know. I think it does.
• 20:47
  Speaker B: Yeah. Cause you're famous and everything.
• 20:48
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker B: Anyway, I had to try so hard to keep my kids entertained for those snow days. Like, you know what actually was worth my time? I bought little jelly.
• 21:01
  Speaker A: Are we doing a worth my time? What's my worth my time?
• 21:03
  Speaker B: I don't know. This is mine. I bought Jell O shots. Like just the containers?
• 21:08
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 21:08
  Speaker B: And we filled them. Like a million of them. Now. So picture a million jello shots of just snow. And then we put the pop ice.
• 21:17
  Speaker A: You weren't eating the snow.
• 21:18
  Speaker B: The frozen. Oh my God. I ate so much snow.
• 21:20
  Speaker A: Oh my God. You cannot eat the snow. Have you seen this stuff online? People are burning the snow.
• 21:28
  Speaker B: Am I going to die?
• 21:29
  Speaker A: Yes. People are burning the snow and it's turning black because of the pollution coming down from the sky onto the snow.
• 21:36
  Speaker B: Do you know how much snow me and my family.
• 21:39
  Speaker A: You have to make your kids puke.
• 21:41
  Speaker B: We made snow cones. We made.
• 21:43
  Speaker A: It's so bad. You cannot eat the snow. It's not like the 1940s. It's not like the 1980s anyway.
• 21:51
  Speaker B: We made so many snow cones with the pop ice on, like the. The flavored ice.
• 21:55
  Speaker A: I can't.
• 21:56
  Speaker B: The syrup. You can put it all over. Oh my God, you're so dramatic.
• 21:59
  Speaker A: No, I'm not. Look at the videos. You're gonna die. You're gonna think it's so disgusting. I wanna show you right now, as.
• 22:04
  Speaker B: Long as it's not yellow or brown, you can eat it.
• 22:09
  Speaker A: I want to show you.
• 22:10
  Speaker B: Show me and I'll be like disgusting.
• 22:12
  Speaker A: What they're doing.
• 22:13
  Speaker B: You don't eat snow?
• 22:14
  Speaker A: No, not anymore. I used to as a sky and do you know what the sky. What they're doing up there? Polluting.
• 22:21
  Speaker B: What are you doing?
• 22:22
  Speaker A: They're polluting. They're polluting us.
• 22:25
  Speaker B: Who's they? The clouds.
• 22:26
  Speaker A: We're dying. I want to show you.
• 22:28
  Speaker B: Coming from the sky.
• 22:30
  Speaker A: I want you to tell her. She's not listening.
• 22:33
  Speaker B: We're not going to see eye to eye on this. So let's just.
• 22:35
  Speaker A: Okay, just. Let's cut it.
• 22:36
  Speaker B: Okay. Anyway, I also made Lemonade, snow cones. I made so much snow. We also put. I was too cold to go outside, and they wanted to play in snow so bad.
• 22:47
  Speaker A: Leave your door open and let them run ramp.
• 22:49
  Speaker B: No, I wouldn't. It was too cold. Joey came in, like, literally, almost frostbite. Like, it was so cool, so cold. I took my big rectangle laundry basket, like, the white one, plastic one. I filled it with snow, shoveled snow into it, plumbing, plopped it right in the middle of my living room. They built a snowman of the living room.
• 23:07
  Speaker A: Was it dripping out the sides of the laundry?
• 23:09
  Speaker B: I mean, I put towels down and. No, it was, like, hard snow. It was ice. Yep. Come to my house, your kid's gonna eat snow. I'm babysitting tomorrow. I'm gonna shove snow in his mouth. How do you feel about that? You're babysitting him all day and he's gonna eat.
• 23:25
  Speaker A: Think of your kids at what time.
• 23:26
  Speaker B: He'S gonna eat snow.
• 23:27
  Speaker A: He's not eating snow. Don't give him snow.
• 23:28
  Speaker B: Oh, he's eating. Absolutely eating snow. We make actual snow cones.
• 23:32
  Speaker A: Don't give him snow.
• 23:34
  Speaker B: I can't promise that.
• 23:36
  Speaker A: Something else you did with your kids?
• 23:42
  Speaker B: Nothing. I did nothing. I'm a terrible mom. I fed them snow. We painted ice.
• 23:48
  Speaker A: Oh, that's cool.
• 23:50
  Speaker B: My kids.
• 23:51
  Speaker A: How do you paint ice?
• 23:52
  Speaker B: Like. Like a sheet of ice that's just, like, stuck or icicles that.
• 23:55
  Speaker A: Oh, icicles are cool.
• 23:56
  Speaker B: Yeah. So we painted that. That was fun for, like, fucking five seconds. Um, what else did we do? Eat lots of snow. I drank a lot. My kid. Oh, my kids are good now. Joey's so good. I go, can you go get me a mommy drink? He runs downstairs into the basement. I have a. We have a refrigerator in the basement. He knows exactly the flavor. If I want, like, a High Noon, He. He goes downstairs. I go, I do not like watermelon. He goes up. He can read. I mean, it's a picture of fruit. Gets me exactly the one I want. And I'm like, yes. Hack.
• 24:26
  Speaker A: Love that.
• 24:26
  Speaker B: I was so happy about that. Learn that. Do you know what I actually hate? This is an unpopular opinion. This happened to me last night. Cooking for a family of five. I promised myself. I think I promised myself that I wasn't going to do separate dinners. Like, I was gonna cook what's eating what we're eating. Right? I. I did say that once. I also said no iPads. But, like, here we are. But I did say that, and I try so hard. But now it's hard cause, like, Joe's on a diet. I'm trying. Healthy. Like, my kids aren't gonna fucking eat salad and quinoa. Like, it's just not what they're gonna do. They could. Then maybe they'll live longer if they start eating salad and quinoa and not snow, but they're not. So I have chicken meatballs in the oven for Rocco. I have Dino Nuggets in for Joey. I have a personal pot pizza for Vienna. Like, and then I have steak and sweet potato in the oven. This was just last night.
• 25:30
  Speaker A: What did you eat?
• 25:31
  Speaker B: And I was like, I ate steak and sweet potato and spinach, and it ended in a lot of tears and bowls of cereal.
• 25:40
  Speaker A: So nobody.
• 25:43
  Speaker B: It was just. And I was. I was solo parenting last night because my husband pulled out his back. So he needs. Yeah, he went to Aiken at 4. 45.
• 25:52
  Speaker A: Husband. All that is bad. It's over.
• 25:56
  Speaker B: Terrible.
• 25:57
  Speaker A: Wait, I cannot believe no one ate dinner last night.
• 25:59
  Speaker B: So no one ate? No, but, like, not only did they not eat. That's insane. Joey said, this service is terrible.
• 26:06
  Speaker A: What's Joey?
• 26:07
  Speaker B: My little Joey. No, he said, the service is terrible. And then they ended up all eating a bowl of cereal. And I was like, I hate. I said, this kitchen is closed. Get out. Get the fuck out.
• 26:20
  Speaker A: I would be pissed.
• 26:22
  Speaker B: So my unpopular opinion is I would rather give a blowjob every single day, maybe two blowjobs every day, than cook dinner every night for my family.
• 26:30
  Speaker A: I think I'd rather cook dinner.
• 26:33
  Speaker B: I wouldn't. I would not. I fucking hate cooking for my family. It's. Maybe it'll be better when they're older.
• 26:40
  Speaker A: What's everyone's problem?
• 26:42
  Speaker B: Fucking hate everyone. Hate everyone.
• 26:43
  Speaker A: I don't want anyone talking to me. Well, you want to know what I did? So there's this show out called Heated Rivalry.
• 26:49
  Speaker B: Oh, I've heard about this one.
• 26:50
  Speaker A: I can't say that word.
• 26:51
  Speaker B: Heated. Rivalry.
• 26:52
  Speaker A: Rivalry. I can't say it.
• 26:53
  Speaker B: Hard one.
• 26:54
  Speaker A: Rivalry. Am I saying right?
• 26:56
  Speaker B: It's hard, sweetie. Rivalry. Rivalry.
• 26:58
  Speaker A: Rivalry.
• 26:59
  Speaker B: Yeah, good.
• 27:00
  Speaker A: Rival.
• 27:02
  Speaker B: Heated.
• 27:02
  Speaker A: Rivalry.
• 27:03
  Speaker B: Y.
• 27:03
  Speaker A: Okay, well, it's a new show everybody's talking about. Obviously, it's a gay couple. They're on two separate hockey teams. They fall in love and they, you know, canoodle. So everyone's dying for me to watch the show. Like, you got to watch it. Everyone online is saying, you got to watch it. People I know are saying, you got to watch it. I'm like, like, can my husband watch this show? Because, like, we kind of watch our shows together.
• 27:25
  Speaker B: They're like, yeah.
• 27:27
  Speaker A: And so I'm at my in laws house and of course we've got to watch. Like I didn't know it was.
• 27:31
  Speaker B: Watched it with your in laws, right?
• 27:34
  Speaker A: I didn't know it was like a soft gay porn.
• 27:36
  Speaker B: It's soft gay porn 100.
• 27:38
  Speaker A: So I go, guys, we have to put it on. It's about a gay couple. But like it's not. I mean people said people are dying people to watch it, so it can't be that crazy, right? I go, we gotta watch. My father was like, yeah, all right.
• 27:49
  Speaker B: Let'S put it on.
• 27:50
  Speaker A: My husband's like, I don't know about this, but all right, whatever. Like, just put it on. Then I keep, I. I'm hyping it up. I'm like, it's the best show on right now. Michael's like, why is it number six then? So. So I'm like, we gotta watch, we gotta watch. We gotta. So I finally, you know when you press on it, but you don't press on it and it shows like a clip.
• 28:05
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker A: They start screaming at me. I'm like, I thought it was just like a show that was good.
• 28:11
  Speaker B: I could only imagine.
• 28:12
  Speaker A: Did you watch it?
• 28:13
  Speaker B: I didn't watch it. But I, I don't think I like.
• 28:15
  Speaker A: I was into it. It's just I'm not attracted to the men and I'm not.
• 28:19
  Speaker B: People say that, but they say that it. The storyline is romantic.
• 28:23
  Speaker A: I have not into it, but anyway, I'm trying to get my husband to watch Cheetah. Not. Not going to happen.
• 28:28
  Speaker B: I, Yeah, I don't.
• 28:30
  Speaker A: My husband picture my husband. He freaked out.
• 28:32
  Speaker B: Yeah. That is funny. I can't actually.
• 28:36
  Speaker A: That's all I have for myself.
• 28:37
  Speaker B: That's all you got?
• 28:38
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker B: My kids unlocked a new hack. They.
• 28:43
  Speaker A: They unlocked the hack?
• 28:44
  Speaker B: Yeah, they unlocked the hack. They got me, actually, they got me because bedtime is a fucking nightmare. Nightmare. But they figured me out because if they all say they want to snuggle the three of them in Joey's bed, they. I can't say no, right? They're like, mommy, we just want to all snuggle together five more minutes. I'm like, oh my God, that's the cutest thing ever. So. So then they go in Joey's bed and the three of them snuggle. And I'm like, okay, it's time. Everyone go back in your separate rooms. And they're like, no, we just love Rocco.
• 29:16
  Speaker A: We just want to snuggle Rocco. Bullshit.
• 29:19
  Speaker B: And they just, they just.
• 29:20
  Speaker A: I'll call Bull on your kids.
• 29:22
  Speaker B: I know. They. They. They hacked me and I can't stand.
• 29:25
  Speaker A: So they're up to what I asked.
• 29:26
  Speaker B: Because it's the cutest thing ever.
• 29:28
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 29:28
  Speaker B: So I'm screwed. As long as they're in bed together.
• 29:31
  Speaker A: Yeah, whatever. Let them sleep all together.
• 29:32
  Speaker B: Who cares? No, but they won't. It. That does not work.
• 29:35
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, they won't actually fall asleep.
• 29:36
  Speaker B: Oh, no. I actually tried that. It does not work. Nope, nope, nope. Ends in somebody getting kicked off the bed or her. Yeah. Joey did a backflip. No front flip out of the bed sleeping. Two nights ago, Vienna comes in our room and goes, joey fell out of the bed. Because Joey and Vienna share a room now. She comes in and tells me that Joey flipped off the bed in the middle of the night. I'm like, no, he didn't. She's like, yeah, he did. He's on the floor. Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker A: For how long? He fell asleep on the floor?
• 30:03
  Speaker B: Yeah. Like, he just flipped off the bed and just landed like this.
• 30:07
  Speaker A: That's, like, insane. Yeah. How do you stay asleep?
• 30:10
  Speaker B: Me?
• 30:10
  Speaker A: No. Him and you.
• 30:12
  Speaker B: Well, he's a rock. Like, I don't know.
• 30:15
  Speaker A: And you're a rock.
• 30:16
  Speaker B: I guess I'm a rock. I mean, I didn't even hear a thud.
• 30:19
  Speaker A: I was like, oh, my God. All right, so enough about your kids being rocks. No.
• 30:23
  Speaker B: Yeah. Can I talk about my kids more, though?
• 30:24
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 30:25
  Speaker B: Yeah. I love my kids. Actually obsessed with them right now. Why? They're so cute. You know how I said that? Like, I was over the hump of, like, them being really hard, but now they're actually. It's like. It, like, goes in, like, waves. Like, now they're hard in a different way where they all need me, like, but not need me, like, to keep them alive. Which was, like, when they were three under three. It's now they need my attention. So I really test my patience. And I realized this, I think more so when we were stuck home for fucking three days. But, like, one of them will be building something. One of them will be, like, coloring. One of them will be, like, shitting on the toilet. And, like, one will be like, mommy, come look at the shape of my poop.
• 31:03
  Speaker A: Come look at this. Come look at that.
• 31:05
  Speaker B: Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. I'm, like, I'm one person. I can't. Like, I always. I feel like if you could, like, say one line that I say all the time in my house is, I'm just one person. I can't be everywhere.
• 31:15
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 31:16
  Speaker B: And it's so hard because then like, if I pick one of them, they're like, you picked Rocco, you picked Vienna, you picked Chaz. Now I'm like, okay, I'll choose a fucking favorite.
• 31:27
  Speaker A: Rocco's my favorite.
• 31:28
  Speaker B: Rock is my favorite right now. Sorry. But, like, it's just hard because they're like, mommy, Mommy, Mommy. And it's like, they don't need me. Like. Like, no one's in danger in this specific, like, scenario, but they need me. Like, they want my attention, and, like, I want to give them my attention because that's just, like, the kind of mom I am. But it's hard because it's frustrating to hear Mommy 5,000 times times three at all times.
• 31:51
  Speaker A: They don't stop.
• 31:52
  Speaker B: And they don't stop until I put eyes on them. Yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker A: Put eyes on them.
• 31:56
  Speaker B: No. And I'm not going to get into the poops, but. No.
• 32:01
  Speaker A: Get into the poops.
• 32:02
  Speaker B: You want me to get into the poop?
• 32:03
  Speaker A: Actually, I'll get into the poops.
• 32:04
  Speaker B: No. It's just funny. Like, kids are wild. Like, Joey will. Or one of them will poop. And, like, none of them can wipe themselves yet, so I have to wipe, which is extra annoying. And they'll, like, name their wipes. Like, if they have to wipe more than three times, it's like a Mandalorian wipe. Mommy. Mommy. Is it a Pikachu wipe? Like, they just make up these things. And then I find myself pooping and saying, joey, I'm having a Mandalorian wipe.
• 32:26
  Speaker A: Wait, what is a Mandalorian wipe?
• 32:29
  Speaker B: Like, a thing he made up. Like, if you wipe more than three times, like, that's like a ghost poop. Like, a ghost poop is a ghost wipe. Or you wipe, and there's nothing on the toilet paper.
• 32:38
  Speaker A: I hate it here. I absolutely hate it here. I fucking hate it.
• 32:45
  Speaker B: That's what toddlers make up. And then you're just in.
• 32:48
  Speaker A: My child's a sweet little boy. We're gonna wipe, and we're gonna leave the bathroom.
• 32:54
  Speaker B: You wait and see. Then you'll have fucking Spider man wipes.
• 33:00
  Speaker A: I have nothing to say. I have no words coming out of my mouth right now.
• 33:06
  Speaker B: Okay, I have one more thing for you.
• 33:07
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. If it's about poop or puke, I'm gonna die.
• 33:10
  Speaker B: Oh, you're serious. It's about the air being polluted. No. So hold on. I need a sip of water. Water.
• 33:20
  Speaker A: Did you put vodka in there?
• 33:22
  Speaker B: I should have. Maybe it would make me feel better. She's gonna start judging everything I do. Okay. I had. I already do don't be mean.
• 33:34
  Speaker A: I'm not mean. Don't use that word in this house.
• 33:38
  Speaker B: Do you know a word we can't use in our house?
• 33:40
  Speaker A: Suck.
• 33:41
  Speaker B: There's a lot of words. Hate. Suck. Suck. Butthole. No, butthole. Like, so if you use butthole in the wrong way.
• 33:51
  Speaker A: I absolutely heard your son say butthole. Absolutely heard your son say hate.
• 33:55
  Speaker B: So butthole. Joey goes to me, mom, why can't I say butthole? I go, I don't know. It's not nice to, like, call someone a butthole head. He goes, well, like, it's just a body part. Like, if I called you an elbow head, would you be mad? And I was like, no. Fair point. But you shit.
• 34:12
  Speaker A: Do you want to shit out of shit out of your butthole? Yeah. You don't shit out of your elbow. That's what I would say.
• 34:17
  Speaker B: That's what you said. All right. I'm not that quick. That's a good answer.
• 34:22
  Speaker A: I'll help it. Anything else?
• 34:23
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. Actually, I got my first I hate you, Mommy. Oh, yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker A: Was it Vienna? She's kind of a little freshy fresh.
• 34:30
  Speaker B: She has, like, a little sweet.
• 34:31
  Speaker A: My sweet angel.
• 34:32
  Speaker B: I don't know. But no, she's mainly angel. There's like a 2% that she has this side.
• 34:37
  Speaker A: She's scared. Me and Michael are like, we're scared again.
• 34:40
  Speaker B: She does have a little side. It's a little feisty. I kind of like it because I wasn't like that as a kid. And she. And the teachers say that, like, she doesn't let anyone mess with her, which I like. Yeah. So that's like that little side of her. That's a denuncia thing for sure. Yeah. But no, I got. I hate you, Mommy. And I almost. Well, I pulled over. It was in the car. I pulled over.
• 34:58
  Speaker A: Who said it?
• 34:58
  Speaker B: Joey from the backseat. Because I wouldn't pass him his water bottle. I hate you, Mommy. I was gonna be like, I hate myself, but I pulled over and I said, flip out. I said, did you really just. I mean, he's never said that to me. And I said, did you just say that to me? You just hurt my heart. And I went on straight, like, sad victim. And he felt so bad.
• 35:21
  Speaker A: Oh, you went sad victim. I would've been like, how dare you?
• 35:24
  Speaker B: I went sad victim because I was sad victim.
• 35:28
  Speaker A: You pulled over to play sad victim.
• 35:30
  Speaker B: I pulled over to play sad victim.
• 35:31
  Speaker A: Oh, my. I can't.
• 35:32
  Speaker B: It really. It's.
• 35:33
  Speaker A: That pulls over.
• 35:34
  Speaker B: You hurt my feelings.
• 35:36
  Speaker A: You're such a puss. I can't. I can't. You. Is that your story? I hate you, Mommy.
• 35:43
  Speaker B: No.
• 35:43
  Speaker A: Oh, it's worse.
• 35:44
  Speaker B: Just. That was just off of the top of the dome, you know.
• 35:47
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker B: No. So I was. I'm trying to book this. It's my grandpa's 90th birthday party. So I was trying to book this hotel. On the phone, I was talking to what I thought was a person, right? Jolene. Her name was Jolene. And I'm talking to her. I'm like, are you a person? And she's like, yes, this is the. The front desk representative. She kept saying that. And I was like, well, obviously on.
• 36:10
  Speaker A: A person, she's repeating.
• 36:11
  Speaker B: No, no, no. She wasn't repeating. She was saying all the right things. It was very hard to tell if it was a person or not a person. Okay. And then she's like, can you please spell your last name? And I'm like, this is not a fucking person. This is not a fucking person. And she's like, can you please spell your name phonetically? And I'm like, yes. D as in dildo, A as in anal. And she didn't say anything. So I was like, you're a fucking robot. Oh, my God.
• 36:35
  Speaker A: Did you book the hotel?
• 36:36
  Speaker B: I booked the hotel, but I was so mad that I was not talking to a person.
• 36:40
  Speaker A: This is our life.
• 36:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 36:42
  Speaker A: As well as polluted air.
• 36:43
  Speaker B: Polluted air and robots.
• 36:45
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker B: I. But she was so. It was the trickery. Because the way she's. I was like. I asked her a bunch of questions.
• 36:51
  Speaker A: She did not tell if she was a robot.
• 36:53
  Speaker B: I will call right now, and you. You won't. You won't know, really, the way she was talking. I only knew when she didn't, like, make a sound or a budge. When I was started saying my last name in all dirty ways.
• 37:06
  Speaker A: Like, only you would be able to think about that. In all dirty ways.
• 37:09
  Speaker B: Oh, I always say D as in dildo, A as in anal. U as in. How do you spell my last name? You.
• 37:18
  Speaker A: As in I don't.
• 37:19
  Speaker B: Uterus. I don't have a U in my name.
• 37:22
  Speaker A: Yes, you do.
• 37:23
  Speaker B: Okay, I do.
• 37:24
  Speaker A: I gotta go. Did you have it? Do you have anything else? Because I have to leave right now. My own house.
• 37:28
  Speaker B: How would you phonetically do your name?
• 37:30
  Speaker A: D as in donk.
• 37:32
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 37:33
  Speaker A: E as in elephant, capital V as in victor. I. Z as in zebra.
• 37:37
  Speaker B: I. O. O. Oh, we both have O. Said then I would do O as in orgasm.
• 37:43
  Speaker A: All right, can we move on?
• 37:50
  Speaker B: I don't have any stories. I don't have anything else to say to you.
• 37:53
  Speaker A: I know. I want what I want to talk about real quick to wrap this anal session up. Anal, orgasm, anal. Those are the only words my talk dirty face fellow co host knows.
• 38:04
  Speaker B: Orgasm and anal.
• 38:06
  Speaker A: Yeah. Tell me lies. Can on Tuesday watched episode five.
• 38:15
  Speaker B: How'd that end?
• 38:15
  Speaker A: Was it my favorite episode?
• 38:17
  Speaker B: She watched it while her dad was sleeping on the couch. Does that say something?
• 38:21
  Speaker A: He was snoring.
• 38:23
  Speaker B: How uncomfortable.
• 38:25
  Speaker A: Thank God he didn't wake up. That would have been crazy.
• 38:27
  Speaker B: That last scene.
• 38:28
  Speaker A: I didn't love that episode. It was a little.
• 38:29
  Speaker B: It was a little too much of.
• 38:30
  Speaker A: Bri and her mom. Hopefully that goes somewhere because I'm gonna be pissed if it doesn't. I think it was the last scene of Lucy doing herself to Steven's voicemail. Is so unhinged.
• 38:44
  Speaker B: It is.
• 38:45
  Speaker A: I couldn't look away. I fucking love but like imagine she's broken and she's never getting repaired. This poor girl.
• 38:54
  Speaker B: No, no. She is the most damaged.
• 38:56
  Speaker A: She's never getting repaired. She's dead and gone.
• 38:59
  Speaker B: I love her.
• 39:00
  Speaker A: I love her.
• 39:01
  Speaker B: No, it really. That really was crazy.
• 39:04
  Speaker A: Starting to love Wrigley a lot. That scene with Bri and her mom, I think was to show how much Wrigley and Bri, like, mean to each other. Obviously. That scene in the pool where they almost kiss or whatever.
• 39:16
  Speaker B: Oh, I was so mad they didn't.
• 39:17
  Speaker A: And then she was like so nasty in the door where she was like, me and Evan are together.
• 39:20
  Speaker B: Together. I will.
• 39:21
  Speaker A: You're being rude. Rigly just wanted to give you a smooch because he likes you and he's a nice guy.
• 39:27
  Speaker B: He's a nice guy.
• 39:29
  Speaker A: I love how much he hates Steven.
• 39:31
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 39:31
  Speaker A: And Steve was like a guy to yell. He's like, oh, good. Nice dude.
• 39:34
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 39:35
  Speaker A: About you, Steven.
• 39:37
  Speaker B: Yeah. Diana is. I just love how casual. She made an abortion, I have to say.
• 39:44
  Speaker A: I mean, that was crazy of her. I love how she gave it back to Steven though.
• 39:48
  Speaker B: Yeah. That was like, I'm not going to.
• 39:49
  Speaker A: Yell, go anywhere else but there.
• 39:51
  Speaker B: Yeah. Just. And she got in like, okay, so you're just gonna go to anywhere else?
• 39:56
  Speaker A: She's like, I can.
• 39:56
  Speaker B: So that's cool.
• 39:58
  Speaker A: But I'm worried because did you see what he was about to do? Send her nudes somewhere. But my sister in law made a good point. He wants to be a lawyer too. Like, that's illegal. So unless he does it anonymously, which is crazy.
• 40:11
  Speaker B: Yeah. I don't know. I feel like nudes won't really destroy someone.
• 40:14
  Speaker A: I Mean, I think it would.
• 40:16
  Speaker B: As a lawyer, maybe.
• 40:18
  Speaker A: Who wants a lawyer who has nudes?
• 40:20
  Speaker B: Oh, her picture. Her face is in it, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker A: Anyway, it was a good episode and I'm looking forward to next week because I need a little bit more.
• 40:27
  Speaker B: Yeah, next week will be juicier. Yeah. Except for the last scene of Lucy.
• 40:33
  Speaker A: Do you have anything else about families that you care about? We rewinded the last scene of.
• 40:46
  Speaker B: Now. That's funny, but. No, it's funny as hell.
• 40:51
  Speaker A: I could almost bet.
• 40:53
  Speaker B: I rewinded and grabbed my husband every.
• 40:55
  Speaker A: Dollar that you did.
• 40:56
  Speaker B: That's hysterical.
• 40:58
  Speaker A: No, me and my husband watched it at the same time, but in different households because I was up north then.
• 41:04
  Speaker B: Did you talk about it? I still.
• 41:06
  Speaker A: I was like, wow. And then he finished it and he was like, oh, my God, Lucy.
• 41:10
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, Lucy. Lucy's hot.
• 41:12
  Speaker A: I love her.
• 41:13
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 41:14
  Speaker A: How, like, fun.
• 41:15
  Speaker B: I actually really, really like Pep. Pippa and Diana. Like, I love a lesbian. I love a lesbian scene. So hot. I love it.
• 41:24
  Speaker A: I hate it. I love it.
• 41:27
  Speaker B: I wanted.
• 41:27
  Speaker A: I don't think they're hot. If they were hot, then I. I.
• 41:29
  Speaker B: Mean, I don't really. I. I'm not attracted to them, but I just like. Like the. I like.
• 41:34
  Speaker A: You're a lesbian.
• 41:36
  Speaker B: I mean, maybe. Should I divorce my husband?
• 41:39
  Speaker A: Find a woman I could. You, like, love it that much?
• 41:42
  Speaker B: I. I mean, I. Yeah, I think it's hot.
• 41:46
  Speaker A: I got. I gotta go. I gotta go.
• 41:49
  Speaker B: There they go. I think my mom just sent me.
• 41:52
  Speaker A: A picture of the baby. How cute. Anyway, you like lesbians, Kids eat snow. And recap. You're a lesbian, your kids eat snow. Yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker B: And you're allergic to air. Done and done.
• 42:06
  Speaker A: Oh, and don't forget about the Mandalopian poop.
• 42:13
  Speaker B: It's Mandalorian poop. And if it's more than four wipes, it's that. Goodbye.
• 42:17
  Speaker A: Goodbye.
• 42:18
  Speaker B: Love you.
• 42:18
  Speaker A: See you next time.
• 42:21
  Speaker B: Sam.