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ThorsDay Wienie War · Mikey and Bob

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Speaker 1: All right, we're having a weird morning already. We missed
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Speaker 1: the very start of the show. We were both in here.
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Speaker 1: The computer wasn't working correct. Literally, we were both in
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Speaker 1: here for the start of the show, but we missed
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Speaker 1: the start of the show.
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Speaker 2: It gets weirder though. But then by the way, good
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Speaker 2: morning everybody.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob, your buddy's whatever, you know, ninety
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Speaker 1: six one Kiss High.
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Speaker 2: We're here. I was driving into work this morning.
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Speaker 1: I'm tired out, man, I need like five cups of
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Speaker 1: coffee this morning.
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Speaker 2: It's Thursday.
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Speaker 1: I've hit a wall, okay, but I'm driving and I'm
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Speaker 1: doing like that thousand yards stare just like in the
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Speaker 1: lane getting near the Bridgeville exit.
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Speaker 3: And we're very robotic when we drive in the morning,
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Speaker 3: like we know, you know, we're coasting.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like muscle memory. Yeah yeah. Truck in front
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Speaker 1: of me. I see start going sideways.
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Speaker 2: Dude. It's not going sideways though, but I'm seeing it
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Speaker 2: with my eyes go sideways. When you say going sideways.
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Speaker 1: Like almost like it's sliding on ice or the back
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Speaker 1: end of the trucks. It wasn't attractive trailer. It was
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Speaker 1: like a pickup truck. Yeah, and then I just like
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Speaker 1: blinked my eyes and gave it like a you know,
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Speaker 1: like in a cartoon or like a movie or something,
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Speaker 1: when like, yeah, you know you see something unbelievable, dude,
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Speaker 1: that was me this morning. I was like, that car,
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Speaker 1: there's no way that truck's going sideways right now. No,
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Speaker 1: it's not. It's just me. I must be too tired.
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Speaker 1: So I got my coffee. Now I think I'm ready
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Speaker 1: to go. But it's been a weird couple of mornings. Well, yeah,
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Speaker 1: yesterday morning, Johnny Hartwell from three WS, the station across
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Speaker 1: like the hall from us here.
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Speaker 2: He came in and was like, I gotta tell somebody this.
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Speaker 1: There was somebody knocking on my car like roof this morning,
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, while you were driving, He's like yeah,
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't stop.
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Speaker 2: He was so freaked out he had goosebumps.
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Speaker 1: And then he told me, he's like, yeah, I aint
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Speaker 1: got out of my Car's nobody there. Now you're seeing
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Speaker 1: cars go sideways that aren't really going sideway.
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Speaker 4: Dude.
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Speaker 1: I'm starting to think that that stray cat that you
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Speaker 1: almost captured, dude, maybe that wasn't even a real cat.
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Speaker 1: Maybe that was a ghost cat. I don't know what's
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Speaker 1: going on with man.
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Speaker 2: The ghost cat was trying to lure me into the woods.
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Speaker 1: I'm seeing a cargo sideways. It's not going sideways, Johnny Hartwell,
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Speaker 1: guy across the hall, he's seeing ghost knocks on the
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Speaker 1: top of his roof.
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Speaker 2: Bob sees a cat that might not be real. Ghost
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Speaker 2: Knox was the wrong way to say that.
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Speaker 1: Big ghost knocks to start the morning. I'm gonna come
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Speaker 1: in here tomorrow morning. Be like, you're not gonna believe
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Speaker 1: that I saw my way to work. It wasn't just one,
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Speaker 1: it was a pair of ghost knocks. Man, they were nice.
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Speaker 1: All right, we got your chance at sold out Noah
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Speaker 1: Coon tickets.
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Speaker 2: Everybody wants these tickets chances.
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Speaker 1: This morning, around seven thirty and nine thirty, it's Mikey
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Speaker 1: and Bob's.
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Speaker 2: Head, the Mikey and Bob Podcast.
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Speaker 1: Well, let's see who stayed up way too late watching
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Speaker 1: World Cup soccer.
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Speaker 2: It's World Cup James Ry Mikey and Bob James. You
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Speaker 2: know the drill yep checking in. I'm just finish off
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Speaker 2: a duel deep watch stream. Yeah, two games at one
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Speaker 2: last last night, both games up at the same time.
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Speaker 2: MM hmm, Mexico just beating check you, oh Man. And
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Speaker 2: by the way, did you see the Mexican fans down
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Speaker 2: there in Guadalajara.
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Speaker 1: I did, I did. There's like four hundred thousand Mexicans
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Speaker 1: in the street going wild. I'm telling you, Man, I'm
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Speaker 1: getting world Peace vibes from this World Cup.
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Speaker 2: Mike.
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Speaker 1: We gotta overthrow every government in the world. Nobody's doing
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Speaker 1: anything right. We all just need to come together and
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Speaker 1: hang out and party. Man, World peace.
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Speaker 5: And had South Korea, South Africa, oh.
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Speaker 1: Man, South Korea, South Africa. Starting at ten o'clock at
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Speaker 1: night in World Cup. James is up watching on the.
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Speaker 5: Other side of the screen. Wow, first dual watch talk
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Speaker 5: back message. Here we go, big night. Team USA is
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Speaker 5: on tonight. It's a pointless game. They play Turkey. Turkey's
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Speaker 5: already eliminated. Team USA is already going to the next round,
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Speaker 5: the knockout round.
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Speaker 1: So it's sort of a pointless game tonight. And it
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Speaker 1: starts late as hell. It starts at like ten o'clock.
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Speaker 1: So not saying you can't watch a Team USA soccer,
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Speaker 1: but it's a pointless game and it starts really late,
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Speaker 1: so you know, make your own decisions.
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Speaker 2: There.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's get to a quick say something nice
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Speaker 1: message here, Bob. Yeah, you know, we don't usually do
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Speaker 1: like birthday you know, wishes and stuff like that on
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Speaker 1: the show, because who cares. Everybody's got a birthday, it's
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Speaker 1: not special. Bob's is actually every damn day on the show.
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Speaker 1: But let's get to a say something nice message real quick,
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Speaker 1: because it's somebody's birthday today, we.
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Speaker 4: I just wanted to let you know that today is
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Speaker 2: She's kept the human alive for a year.
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Speaker 1: To Yeah, don't brag, don't get too crazy, but.
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Speaker 7: I am so happy though.
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Speaker 2: Bob is his birthday?
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Speaker 1: Year's Day, Uh huh.
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Speaker 2: Say something nice, say something nice, all right.
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Speaker 1: message anytime if you got something nice to say about
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Speaker 1: someone or something. Bob, I'm starting to really think about
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Speaker 1: the email that I sent yesterday. I think you know
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Speaker 1: which one I'm talking about. I'm not sure if I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna get into a human resources sort of meeting today
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Speaker 1: for the email I sent late last night, but I
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Speaker 1: want to talk about that coming up.
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Speaker 2: Next on the show.
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Speaker 1: Around six forty we also have sold out Noah Con tickets,
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Speaker 1: your chance to win those.
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Speaker 2: Around seven thirty and nine thirty, It's Mikey and Bob
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Speaker 2: Mikey and Bob Podcast. Gonna have some rain today.
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Speaker 1: Highs around eighty degrees, but scattered showers and thunderstorms throughout
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Speaker 1: the day. It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 1: Let's get to our buddy Alex. He sent us a
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Speaker 1: talkback message here through the Free iHeartRadio approat to us
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Speaker 1: by One Team Media.
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Speaker 2: Hey, good morning, Mike and Bob.
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Speaker 4: Every buddy Alex, I had to tell you, Yeah, I
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Speaker 4: got to try the big Lizzy.
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Speaker 2: Oh boy, the Big Lizzie. It was a oh boy,
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Speaker 2: I mean it's the hot dog. It was a hot dog,
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Speaker 2: a big hot dog.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people have been talking about this,
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Speaker 1: uh just because you know Pirates Pitcher Paul Schemes. You know,
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Speaker 1: he's very monotone, doesn't have a super outgoing personality and
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Speaker 1: uh you know he did this commercial with sheets and
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Speaker 1: they got the ten inch Big Lizzies new hot dog.
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Speaker 1: Telling you though, man, I feel like I might have
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Speaker 1: committed some sort of HR violation with the email I
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Speaker 1: sent yesterday. Hey, now, I sent an email because I
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Speaker 1: had an idea and I look back on it now
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Speaker 1: and this idea will never happen. But my marketing brain
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Speaker 1: started going to work. You were just trying to help,
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Speaker 1: and I, you know, I mean, let's be honest here,
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Speaker 1: like me and Bob are partners with get Go, and
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Speaker 1: we have been for like a damn decade. You know
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Speaker 1: where to get Go guys. So I said, all right,
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Speaker 1: well she's got this big Glizzy Paul Schemes.
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Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. But I sent an email last night
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Speaker 2: and I said, listen, if get Go can somehow make
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Speaker 2: a foot long hot dog, which we know they have
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Speaker 2: the capabilities of because Chef Tom has made us foot
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Speaker 2: long hot dogs from Get Go.
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Speaker 1: But he has I said, if they can somehow get
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Speaker 1: it to the same price, is the big Glizzy. Can
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Speaker 1: you imagine if Get Go had a Mikey and Bob
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Speaker 1: foot long two inches bigger than schemes.
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Speaker 2: Print money. Get Go. It's right there for you. It's
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Speaker 2: getting you pull out of attention. But we know how
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Speaker 2: to take that tension away two more inches. Everybody's gonna
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Speaker 2: be looking at our Glizzies.
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Speaker 3: What you put in motion last night quite possibly the
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Speaker 3: spark that will be the Glizzy Wars of twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 1: It's not gonna be the Nothing's ever gonna happen, but
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Speaker 1: what you put in motion last night may lead to
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Speaker 1: a summer we'll all remember.
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Speaker 2: This may be the reason that Paul Skeens.
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Speaker 1: Leaves Pittsburgh and says, I can't resign here.
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Speaker 2: He looks, he goes how they get two more inches?
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Speaker 1: Paul's Skean says, I gotta I can't be. I can't
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Speaker 1: be around here anymore in a city that's only gonna
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Speaker 1: give me ten. There's a couple of guys at twelve.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you man, And then I thought about it
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Speaker 1: after I said, and I was just like, I'm not
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Speaker 1: sure if that's because I was.
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Speaker 2: Just like, listen, those two more inches are gonna make
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Speaker 2: a huge difference.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know why they just wouldn't go
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Speaker 1: two more inches and make it a foot long, big
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Speaker 1: g Lizzie.
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Speaker 2: I said, we gotta get two more inches. The sheets
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Speaker 2: left the door open.
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Speaker 1: They left the door open by late two inches inches
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Speaker 1: out there by two inches sheets, And listen, guess who's
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Speaker 1: not gonna fit through two inches when you leave the
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Speaker 1: door open. These guys right here. But we're gonna kick
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Speaker 1: that damn door down and say foot bogs in the
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Speaker 1: host Now watch out, Skiner Wiener. None of it's ever
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Speaker 1: gonna happen. But I just wanted to let everybody know
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Speaker 1: what goes on sort of behind the scenes here and
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Speaker 1: the email that I sent last night, which is worded
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Speaker 1: very uncomfortably because I'm like, they got ten inches, we
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Speaker 1: should get twelve inches. It's just two more inches, but
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Speaker 1: it makes a world of difference.
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Speaker 2: The just no sheets. We're ready for a hot dog
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Speaker 2: war at any time.
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Speaker 1: Whiz Khalifa at the New Place, kicking it off off
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Speaker 1: Citizens Live at the Wiley Friday, October second. Those tickets
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Speaker 1: go on sale today at ten am. And by the way,
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Speaker 1: that's not like a lot of seats like starlankings.
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Speaker 2: So this one's gonna sell out, and it's gonna sell
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Speaker 2: out fast intimate Wiz.
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Speaker 1: So yeah, ten am, make sure you get your whisky
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Speaker 1: leave ticket Citizens Live at the Wiley. By the way,
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Speaker 1: we were talking about the show yesterday because I was like,
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Speaker 1: why it like officially got announced this week, the Wiz Show.
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Speaker 2: But I'm like, we heard about Wiz playing at the
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Speaker 2: you know.
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Speaker 1: In sticks like opening Citizens Live at the Wiley like
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Speaker 1: months ago.
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Speaker 2: So I found out why.
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Speaker 1: It's because, like, you know, Whizz is on tour with
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Speaker 1: MGK right now, and they, you know, recently had the
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Speaker 1: big show out at star Lake, so Citizens Live at Wiley.
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Speaker 2: They announced the Whiz Show, but then they didn't.
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Speaker 1: Promote it so the Starlight Show itself, so they couldn't
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Speaker 1: do like an official now for official tickets on sales.
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Speaker 1: So then once Star Lake Whiz Show was, MGK was done,
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Speaker 1: now they can promote the Whiz Show at Citizens Live
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Speaker 1: at Wiley. You know it's but it's gonna sell pretty quick.
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Speaker 1: Ten am tickets go on sale for that. It is
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Speaker 1: Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Right around seven
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Speaker 1: o'clock time for us to take you back to a
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Speaker 1: moment in the show that made us laugh, made us smile,
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Speaker 1: and it's.
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Speaker 2: A naked big guy. For today in free show History,
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Speaker 2: here we go to me. We're going to Oklahoma City.
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Speaker 1: A family came face to face with a naked stranger
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Speaker 1: in their home. This happened around six pm in the evening.
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Speaker 1: Family confronted the naked man. He then ran out the
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Speaker 1: back door, skipped to the back pond that they had
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Speaker 1: at their house for My guy decided to get from
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Speaker 1: skipping in. Yep, skip to the back pond, and then
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Speaker 1: just jumped in. Police say he was in the pond
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Speaker 1: for about an hour before or they were able to
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Speaker 1: get the naked guy out.
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Speaker 2: Just enjoying your day.
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Speaker 1: The homeowner said, I thought that was them knocking on
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Speaker 1: the front door. By the time I got to the
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Speaker 1: front door open to let them in, the back door
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Speaker 1: was already being opened by the big.
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Speaker 2: Fat, naked crazy guy. What a description.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, surprise, surprise, he's at the back door.
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Speaker 2: It's wide open, big fat naked crazy guy. Knock, knock,
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Speaker 2: you're getting in.
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Speaker 1: The large naked man cannon bawled into the family's back
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Speaker 1: pond and was waiting around very hippopotamus like.
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Speaker 2: It was very strange.
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Speaker 1: The homeowner said, Copper, It's like, come on, out. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: my man's playing Hungry Hungry hippo's on the pod.
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Speaker 2: No clothes on.
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Speaker 1: Homeowner said one of the strangest things I'm scene following
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Speaker 1: somebody out of your own home into a lake that
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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to be swimming in. It's full of
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Speaker 1: snakes and snapping turtles. Oh, man naked with snapping turtles. Jesus,
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Speaker 1: you're one snapping turtle away from the man hippos out there.
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. He was yelling what's party when police arrived.
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Speaker 2: Nobody wants to be part of that party.
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Speaker 1: Police eventually took him into custody and it appeared he
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Speaker 1: was on a controlled substance. Yeah, it's a naked no no,
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Speaker 1: hell yeah, no, no, no, you don't do the drugstall.
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Speaker 9: No, you don't know, it's not good. You don't want
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Speaker 9: to do those hard drugs and make you hit the
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Speaker 9: cannonball and walk around in the water like a hippo.
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Speaker 9: The next thing, you know, sniff sniff, snapping turtle.
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Speaker 2: You didn't know you were gonna get circumcised today. But
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Speaker 2: the snap snapping turtle could do snapping turtle. It could
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Speaker 2: probably be worse than that. Oh my god. Floating baby
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Speaker 2: carrot in the pond. I think I'm done? Are you done? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: We're good. Thank you person making the show once again.
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Speaker 2: Hey Buccos exploded.
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Speaker 1: Last night, Pirates beat the Mariners eleven to one. Braxton
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Speaker 1: Ashcraft struck out ten batters.
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Speaker 2: Not bad.
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Speaker 1: Connor Griffin two down in his first rehab game in
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Speaker 1: double al Tuna two for two with a triple home run,
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Speaker 1: a walk, a hit by pitch, three RBIs and three
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Speaker 1: runs scored.
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Speaker 2: Bring them back, Bring him back. He's ready to go.
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Speaker 1: It's an afternoon game twelve thirty five today, Pirates Mariners,
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Speaker 1: Bubba Chandler pitching for the Buckos, and it is dollar
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Speaker 1: Dog Day two, So just go make a mess of
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Speaker 1: the afternoon. Do you need to work today? No, tell
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Speaker 1: your boss. You don't care anymore. You don't care. Okay,
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Speaker 1: you've watched the World Cup videos and you don't care.
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Speaker 1: You're spending an afternoon at the ballpark with dollar hot
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Speaker 1: dogs and you don't care anymore. You want to feel something,
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Speaker 1: so you're going to have a glizzy day at the
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Speaker 1: ballpark today. It's Mike Kid Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 1: Bob was not here for the beginning of the show.
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Speaker 1: Earlier this week, and he came in a little late
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Speaker 1: and then said that he was trying to acquire a
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Speaker 1: cat for me. Now, if you don't know, we have
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Speaker 1: eight cats in our house, eight cats. We love them all.
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Speaker 1: They're not like foster cats that were just holding on to.
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Speaker 1: We have eight cats that are our own and we
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Speaker 1: love them right, So we're a cat family. And Bob
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Speaker 1: was trying to wrangle a stray cat. He got out
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Speaker 1: of his car, put his four ways on right up
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Speaker 1: the hill here in Bridgeville and tried to lure a
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Speaker 1: cat in.
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Speaker 3: Right across from the station here. I'm like, what a
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Speaker 3: gift for my buddy if I can bring another cat.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: By the way, I did show that segment to my
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Speaker 1: wife Jamie when I got home. I said, oh, Bob
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Speaker 1: almost got us a new cat, and he goes, what
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Speaker 1: do you mean? And then I played the video of
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Speaker 1: you explaining the whole thing, and she was laughing her
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Speaker 1: ass on. She excited, Yeah, like, I know that if
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Speaker 1: you randomly give me a cat, it's gonna be my cat, dude,
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Speaker 1: So stop trying to get me cats.
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Speaker 9: Man.
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Speaker 1: But let's get to this message, Bob, because I guess
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Speaker 1: this has happened to somebody before talkback messages brought to
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Speaker 1: us by the pavement.
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Speaker 10: Group What's going On Guys Plumbers Act from Washington checking
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Speaker 10: in here catching up on the podcast from the other day,
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Speaker 10: and had to share a similar story about trying to
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Speaker 10: hunt down a cat in the middle of the street.
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Speaker 10: Went out with some friends to get some ice cream
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Speaker 10: and along a busy state route Route forty was his
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Speaker 10: little orange dream circle looking cat. Oh, Bab, I did
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Speaker 10: what you did there and put the fourways on in
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Speaker 10: the middle of the street and have some people slow
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Speaker 10: down and whatnot. So I did what you did, bab,
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Speaker 10: and did a swell. I mean, yeah, this little guy
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Speaker 10: wasn't having it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't seem like uh, straight cats or cats
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Speaker 1: out in the wild. They're not responding to it didn't work.
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Speaker 1: It didn't work like a house cat, is right, you.
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Speaker 10: Run all over the street. Well, finally I just kind
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Speaker 10: of took a chance and dove out him and swooped
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Speaker 10: him up.
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Speaker 1: And all right, Well, Bob doesn't have diving and swooping
18:01
Speaker 1: skills though, so I don't. I don't if I would know,
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Speaker 1: he'd still see me laying in the street, and plus
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Speaker 1: there'd be no more cat lap with the bar and.
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Speaker 10: They started driving and he started running all over the
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Speaker 10: sheets and everything and was able to get him looked
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Speaker 10: at by a family friend who had a farm, had
18:17
Speaker 10: a lot of cats, and uh, that's where he found
18:20
Speaker 10: his forever home. Had ended up living on that farm
18:23
Speaker 10: for probably I don't know, the next state to ten
18:25
Speaker 10: years or.
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Speaker 7: Something like that.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 10: But yeah, dream Circle had a nice life there.
18:30
Speaker 2: And oh yeah, I saved that.
18:31
Speaker 10: Little orange basketball from becoming permanent pen.
18:34
Speaker 2: Dot artwork on Route forties.
18:36
Speaker 10: Anyways, guys, have a great day and a better one tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: Ye that's nice man. You're you're doing the work out there,
18:42
Speaker 1: trying to.
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Speaker 2: Stay there, you know. See.
18:44
Speaker 1: But did you hear where that cat ended up? He said,
18:48
Speaker 1: we have a family friend that has a.
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Speaker 3: Farm towards ten years, heading towards the cat got room
18:58
Speaker 3: for a cat farm.
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Speaker 2: Yea, I just yeah, I got the cats, but I
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Speaker 2: don't have the farm.
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Speaker 1: And I think eight might be my peak. I think
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Speaker 1: I think, man, nine and ten, that's once I get
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Speaker 1: in double digits cats, there's a problem. There's a problem.
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Speaker 3: Room for one more though, you said double digits is
19:16
Speaker 3: the problem if it.
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Speaker 1: Really needs a home then if you find it on
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Speaker 1: sire Okay, sold out, no contickets, we got your chance
19:23
Speaker 1: to try to win those around seven thirty and nine thirty.
19:25
Speaker 2: Stick around It's My Yeah Bop ninety six one Kiss.
19:29
Speaker 1: Now we've heard the rumors that Taylor Swift and Travis
19:32
Speaker 1: Kelcey are getting married fourth of July weekend at Madison
19:35
Speaker 1: Square Garden. A permit was filed with New York City
19:38
Speaker 1: to shut down the streets around Madison Square Garden for
19:41
Speaker 1: like those three days. It looks like it might be legit.
19:44
Speaker 1: This thing looks like it's happening. New York Times is
19:47
Speaker 1: reporting there's gonna be two days of celebration, a gathering
19:51
Speaker 1: of about one hundred people on July second, followed by
19:56
Speaker 1: a splashier event with possible stage of apearances on July third.
20:03
Speaker 1: July second, like the friends and family like close, yeah, yeah,
20:07
Speaker 1: and then July third inviting all the you know, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Everybody she works with, everybody he works with, yeah, super friends,
20:15
Speaker 2: you know.
20:16
Speaker 1: Like I'm just wondering who's gonna play, Like there's gotta
20:21
Speaker 1: be somebody who's gonna It's gonna be at Sharon, right,
20:23
Speaker 1: like Ed, Sharon's gonna yeah, gonna sing like perfect or
20:27
Speaker 1: something like that. You know, you start thinking about who's
20:30
Speaker 1: been friends with Taylor since you know she was teenager
20:33
Speaker 1: in her twenties or something like that. You know, Selene
20:36
Speaker 1: Gome is gonna be there, you know, you know the
20:38
Speaker 1: cast characters, you know, the Him sisters are gonna be there.
20:41
Speaker 2: And it'll be a whole thing.
20:42
Speaker 1: It'll just be interesting to see, like if there's any performances,
20:45
Speaker 1: who's gonna perform. You know, a lot of pressure to
20:48
Speaker 1: to sing at Taylor Swift's wedding.
20:50
Speaker 2: Yikes.
20:51
Speaker 1: But it also looks like that they rented Madison Square
20:55
Speaker 1: Garden for three days a million dollars a day, and
20:59
Speaker 1: another permit was filed with New York City to shut
21:01
Speaker 1: down the streets around it. Think of that, Just think
21:05
Speaker 1: of who has like the power and money to do.
21:07
Speaker 1: They're shutting down the streets around Madison Square Garden.
21:10
Speaker 2: Middle of New York.
21:11
Speaker 3: Shut it down on America's two hundred and fiftieth celebration.
21:15
Speaker 2: It's pretty wild.
21:17
Speaker 1: July second to July fourth, they're shutting down, like the
21:19
Speaker 1: streets around Madison Square Garden, like a couple of them.
21:22
Speaker 1: It also says Amtrak police officers who patrol Penn Station,
21:27
Speaker 1: which is beneath Madison Square Garden, have been advised of
21:31
Speaker 1: the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding on July fourth weekend.
21:36
Speaker 2: Also twelve blocks north.
21:37
Speaker 1: Of Madison Square Garden, the Marriott Marque in Times Square
21:41
Speaker 1: is reportedly holding reservations for several Kansas City chiefs. So
21:46
Speaker 1: all the things are starting to point as this is
21:49
Speaker 1: a real thing. Travis and Taylor are getting married, as
21:52
Speaker 1: it's happening at Madison SQUA.
21:54
Speaker 3: When that first came up, I'm like, there's no one
21:56
Speaker 3: like this is TMZ looking for clicks.
21:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, But then you think about it and it's like if
21:59
Speaker 1: they want it to be private, I mean, it's not
22:03
Speaker 1: like the most it's such a weird venue to have
22:06
Speaker 1: it at.
22:06
Speaker 2: But then again, you know, you can make.
22:09
Speaker 1: Your own bubble on the floor of Madison Square Garden and.
22:11
Speaker 2: Make it look like anything.
22:13
Speaker 3: You're not getting a drone flying over your backyard or
22:15
Speaker 3: your mansion and paparazzi waiting outside like hawks.
22:19
Speaker 1: You know, for people, I think rather than have it
22:21
Speaker 1: more in a public setting where you do have people
22:24
Speaker 1: like you know.
22:24
Speaker 2: Hang gliding by with a camera, shut shut it down.
22:28
Speaker 1: Nobody can't even get near Madison Square Garden. That's sort
22:31
Speaker 1: of how you do it. So it's gonna be interesting though,
22:33
Speaker 1: to see who gets invited, to see who gets to perform.
22:38
Speaker 1: You know, how much will the public be let into this?
22:41
Speaker 2: You know? Will there be wedding pictures that they post
22:44
Speaker 2: on their own? Are they selling wedding pictures?
22:47
Speaker 7: You know?
22:48
Speaker 3: Do they just have like a wedding band play though,
22:50
Speaker 3: and then people go up and like grab the guitar
22:53
Speaker 3: if they want a situation like that too.
22:56
Speaker 1: Also, cookie table. She's not from here, she's moreover by Philly,
23:03
Speaker 1: but Pennsylvania. Maybe maybe she's got a relative or something
23:08
Speaker 1: like that.
23:08
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I'm gonna do I'm gonna do a
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Speaker 2: cookie table.
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Speaker 1: You should have one, you know, Hey, you're part of
23:13
Speaker 1: that cookie table group on Facebook.
23:15
Speaker 2: It's been quiet, it's been quiet about Taylor's wedding. But
23:17
Speaker 2: why don't you post something that says, Hey, I'm the
23:21
Speaker 2: cookie table guy for Taylor's wedding.
23:23
Speaker 1: We're dropping him off at the ninety six one Kiss
23:25
Speaker 1: Studios in Bridgeville and then we're dropping him to Taylor's
23:28
Speaker 1: wedding and me and you need all.
23:30
Speaker 2: The help we can get drop them off here and
23:32
Speaker 2: me and.
23:32
Speaker 1: You will eat all the cookies that I'm supposed to be.
23:36
Speaker 2: Dude, we got a plan here. We're gonna get involved
23:38
Speaker 2: in Taylor and.
23:39
Speaker 1: Travis's wedding, the greatest cookie Heights town. I'm telling you, man,
23:43
Speaker 1: we could have so these cookies could last.
23:45
Speaker 2: All summer, for all my gosh, all summer.
23:51
Speaker 1: You can listen to every World Cup match on our
23:55
Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio app. That means tonight to TMYOSA is taking
23:59
Speaker 1: a Turkey. It's a pointless match because Team USA is
24:02
Speaker 1: already going to the knockout round to thirty two and
24:04
Speaker 1: Turkey's already eliminated. But ten pm tonight, Team USA you
24:08
Speaker 1: can get on the free iHeartRadio app. Also, July first
24:11
Speaker 1: is going to be the next match in the knockout round. Yeah,
24:15
Speaker 1: looks like we're probably gonna be playing Bosnia and Herzegovina
24:20
Speaker 1: out in California.
24:23
Speaker 2: Round of thirty two.
24:24
Speaker 1: Anybody can beat mostly anybody, Okay, it's it's clenched butt
24:30
Speaker 1: cheap time once you're in the knockout round because even
24:32
Speaker 1: the best teams in the world, one or two things
24:35
Speaker 1: go wrong all of a sudden.
24:37
Speaker 2: It's over. You know, so, I think we can beat Bosnia,
24:40
Speaker 2: but we'll see.
24:41
Speaker 1: Watch out if we don't let him dance. If we
24:45
Speaker 1: win the Turkey game tonight, doesn't matter. If we win
24:48
Speaker 1: the next game, we win a knockout round game, dude,
24:52
Speaker 1: vibes in this country will be at an all time
24:55
Speaker 1: of soccer high. Dude in all time soccer high. It's
24:58
Speaker 1: Mikey about the Kiss Morning Freak Show. This guy has
25:03
Speaker 1: been sort of friend of the show, I would say,
25:05
Speaker 1: for a few years. Larry from Little Washington. He's left
25:09
Speaker 1: us messages over the years.
25:11
Speaker 11: Larry from Little Washington again, Hey, you guys remind me
25:15
Speaker 11: of Burton Ernie when I was a child. But you
25:18
Speaker 11: guys ain't got crap on Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog.
25:23
Speaker 2: Yep.
25:24
Speaker 11: But anyway, your Burton Ernie in the Morning to me,
25:29
Speaker 11: thank you for being there.
25:30
Speaker 1: We're Burton Ernie in the Morning. No Kermit to Larry
25:33
Speaker 1: from Low Washington, No, you have not made it to
25:36
Speaker 1: Kermit's status yet.
25:37
Speaker 2: Here was another message from Larry from Low Washington.
25:39
Speaker 1: I'm just sort of giving you his his his his
25:42
Speaker 1: hits right here, okay, his best hits.
25:45
Speaker 11: Just Larry from Little Washington. I just want to hear
25:48
Speaker 11: one that little plastic whistles like used to get at
25:51
Speaker 11: birthday parties.
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Speaker 2: Okay, stick that on a part, real, stick that on
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Speaker 2: a fart. Pause, and then of course.
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Speaker 11: I guess I'm free. I'm free ball and Jesus loves you.
26:11
Speaker 1: There's Larry from Little Washington, so all right, well let's
26:14
Speaker 1: get to his latest message here. He can be part
26:17
Speaker 1: of the show. Send us a talkback message through the
26:18
Speaker 1: Free iHeartRadio. Appro to is by one Team Media.
26:21
Speaker 11: Mike can bother at your boy, little Larry from Little Washington.
26:24
Speaker 1: Coming in hoting something yesterday like the most inappropriate time
26:29
Speaker 1: to talk to people. Yeah, it's just there's certain times
26:33
Speaker 1: where you just don't interact with people. Somebody called and
26:35
Speaker 1: just said they don't like talking to people when people
26:37
Speaker 1: try to strike up conversations like the gas pumping right right,
26:40
Speaker 1: there's plenty of you know, maybe check out Lyne too.
26:43
Speaker 2: It's like you don't want to be bothered trying to
26:47
Speaker 2: get through I mean to talk.
26:48
Speaker 11: Sure, Sure, how about when you're standing in a jurnal
26:51
Speaker 11: when you're sitting there.
26:52
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, Larry, if you're standing in the urinal,
26:54
Speaker 1: you've got a problem with going to the bathroom and
26:57
Speaker 1: you're doing the urinal wrong.
26:58
Speaker 2: Okay, if you're standing in if you're still wait, what
27:02
Speaker 2: did he just say, climbing there, Larry? How about when
27:05
Speaker 2: you're standing in the urnal, when you're sitting there?
27:08
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, you're standing in the urinal and you're
27:10
Speaker 1: sitting there, Larry. Are you getting in the urinal and
27:12
Speaker 1: then sitting down making it a urinal seat? You know
27:15
Speaker 1: that that's not a toilet for sitting, right, Larry, just making.
27:19
Speaker 2: Sure trying to relieve yourself.
27:20
Speaker 6: If someone comes in and starts talking to you, now,
27:23
Speaker 6: would I be wrong to wave at them with my
27:25
Speaker 6: weapon in my hands?
27:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the worst time to talk to somebody.
27:30
Speaker 1: Right, So, if you're ever going to the bathroom next
27:33
Speaker 1: to Larry from Little Washington, don't talk to him. No,
27:36
Speaker 1: keep it fu, Just stare at the wall.
27:39
Speaker 2: Nothing.
27:40
Speaker 1: You don't want to encounter he's got a weapon. Yeah,
27:43
Speaker 1: you don't want to encounter his weapon. And by the way,
27:45
Speaker 1: if you're wondering if he's wearing underwear at.
27:47
Speaker 11: You're not, I guess I'm free I'm free ball.
27:51
Speaker 2: And he is not.
27:53
Speaker 11: And Jesus loves you said.
27:58
Speaker 1: Hey, not just that everybody Okay, it's not just everybody
28:02
Speaker 1: that wants to sold out Noah Con tickets.
28:05
Speaker 2: It's everybody and their mother.
28:09
Speaker 1: All right, serious, it's everybody and their mother that wants
28:11
Speaker 1: sold out Noah Context.
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Speaker 3: It's a lot of people going for the askh it
28:15
Speaker 3: is you guys, got any extress over there?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 2: It is July third, p and C Park. It's sold out.
28:20
Speaker 2: Everybody wants to go see Noacon, Him, Mike and Bob.
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Speaker 12: I'm Scarlett. I'm from Washington County. I'm a longtime listener.
28:27
Speaker 12: I listen to you guys before I'm going to school,
28:29
Speaker 12: before I'm going to work every morning. And I love
28:32
Speaker 12: you guy the show. I've been wanting to see Noacon
28:34
Speaker 12: for a really long time, and I think I wanted
28:36
Speaker 12: to bring my mom to the concert.
28:38
Speaker 2: She says, a big NOA confident. She loves it so much.
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Speaker 12: We've been trying to get tickets for months now to
28:42
Speaker 12: go to this show, so it would just be a
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Speaker 12: great opportunity.
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Speaker 2: So thank you guys so much.
28:46
Speaker 1: I like how she buttered us up for the Noah
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Speaker 1: Coon ticket. Ask there too.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, James, Maria, I'm from Melville and I would take
28:55
Speaker 4: my little cousin Zoe. We got to see Taylor Swift together.
28:58
Speaker 4: We're gonna go see Harry together. Yeah, we really want
29:01
Speaker 4: to go see Noah Khan together.
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Speaker 2: I mean, are you kidding me? Taylor, Harry and Noah Khan.
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Speaker 6: This is for the Noah Con tickets There no con,
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Speaker 6: ne a Con, Noah Con. This is barbed from Aliston
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Speaker 6: Park and I would.
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Speaker 2: Take Robin Man.
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Speaker 1: Listen, I want to shut this contest down right now
29:23
Speaker 1: and bar Rob Yeah, Robin Man, Yeah, absolutely, I want
29:27
Speaker 1: to go with him though too. I mean, she's doing
29:29
Speaker 1: the Shaka Con with Noah Con. She she would be
29:32
Speaker 1: unhinged at that show.
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Speaker 12: Man.
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Speaker 6: No Con, no a Con, Noah Con.
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Speaker 1: All right, well I have another chance, you know a
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Speaker 1: con tickets coming up around nine thirty here on the
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Speaker 1: Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 2: It is Mikey and Bob. Bob.
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Speaker 1: The other morning, you were late to the show because
29:51
Speaker 1: you were trying to wrangle outside of the station a
29:56
Speaker 1: loose cap and you put your four ways on and
29:59
Speaker 1: everything got out. Tried the cat coming over to give
30:03
Speaker 1: me my ninth cat at my house, but the cat
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Speaker 1: didn't want anything to do with you.
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Speaker 2: It's yeah, that didn't work. Let's get to this talk
30:10
Speaker 2: back message brought to us by the Pavement group.
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Speaker 13: Hey boys, Papa had here listening to the show driving
30:16
Speaker 13: my daughter to daycare, and she was laughing at the
30:21
Speaker 13: story of Bob try to catch kitty cat.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Bob was out there outside of his uh, his tahoe.
30:28
Speaker 1: He's uh, you know, it's early in the morning, there's
30:30
Speaker 1: still dew on the ground and Bob's and he's in
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Speaker 1: the grass just trying to lure cat.
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Speaker 13: And she said, it's because Bob did it singing a
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Speaker 13: kitty cat song.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys remember you wait, hold
30:42
Speaker 2: on one second.
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Speaker 1: Was there a kitty cat song you're supposed to sing
30:45
Speaker 1: the lureing cats?
30:46
Speaker 2: Was this like a pet song or something like that
30:48
Speaker 2: that we messed.
30:49
Speaker 13: You guys had a segment with cat songs, and she
30:51
Speaker 13: sang it yeah, and then you guys sang it back
30:53
Speaker 13: with Katie Cat, Katie Cat, I Love you, Kity Cat,
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Speaker 13: Katie Cat woo wood.
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Speaker 2: She said, try that next time, Bob. You know what
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Speaker 2: She's right, Hey, I remember it now and I blew it.
31:02
Speaker 1: I don't know if we have a smarter, young young
31:05
Speaker 1: listener in our audience. She's on the way to daycare
31:08
Speaker 1: right now, and she's like, listen, you let her know.
31:10
Speaker 2: She was right. You're trying to get cats. You know,
31:13
Speaker 2: I think you're doing I thought that was the universal
31:16
Speaker 2: language to talk to cats. I was wrong. I was wrong.
31:18
Speaker 2: But really wants if you want to lure in a strange.
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Speaker 13: Case, katycat, katy cat, out of you, katycat, kitty cat.
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Speaker 2: Woo woo woo.
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Speaker 1: That's all you got to do, Bob, I blew We're
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Speaker 1: trying to lure in some strange cats. There your chance
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31:56
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Speaker 6: Hey, what's up.
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Speaker 14: It's Jamie from the South Side Born and Race. I
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Speaker 14: would absolutely love to see noahkhon Ma Mama three don't
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Speaker 14: get to get out much, and I would drag my
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Speaker 14: husband along with me to go see him.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: Mama three doesn't get out much. Ready to drag the
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Speaker 2: husband out. That's gonna be a night break drag. That's
32:17
Speaker 2: gonna be nice right there.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, him, Mike and Big Bob. My name's Riley Murphy,
32:22
Speaker 7: m a nurse from outside of Robinson in Oakdale. Just
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Speaker 7: hoping I can win some Noah Coon tickets to take
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Speaker 7: my best friend and just had a baby out for
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Speaker 7: a for a good weekend. Yeah, weekday whatever, good night,
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Speaker 7: you got it, Thank you very much, have a good day.
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Speaker 4: Bye.
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Speaker 1: All right, your next chance to try to get some
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Speaker 1: sold out Noah con tickets coming up around nine to
32:46
Speaker 1: thirty Here on the Kiss Morning Free Show.
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Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob. Uh.
32:49
Speaker 1: We were just playing the uh talkback message from the
32:52
Speaker 1: guy who's taking his daughter to daycare. Yeah, yeah, singing
32:55
Speaker 1: the kitty cat song because of you trying to wrangle
32:58
Speaker 1: a loose cat earlier in this week.
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Speaker 8: Uh.
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Speaker 1: Now, I know we've done pet songs on the show before.
33:04
Speaker 1: We've also done kids songs on the show before, but
33:09
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. We got a kid's song here. Somebody
33:11
Speaker 1: just heard we were doing songs.
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Speaker 2: I've been waiting. I heard a cat's song. Can I
33:16
Speaker 2: do the kid's song here?
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Speaker 15: Good morning, Minkey and big ball. This is Missy.
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Speaker 2: Hey, I have nickname for my kids.
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Speaker 3: My daughter is booty.
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Speaker 2: Your daughter? Wait, your daughter? Was that a booty? Booty?
33:27
Speaker 2: Your daughter's booty booty? You call your daughter booty?
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Speaker 15: My son is tinky Winky.
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Speaker 2: You got a booty and a tinky winky? Hey, great,
33:36
Speaker 2: good name.
33:37
Speaker 1: Those are good pet nicknames too, kid, pet whatever, you
33:40
Speaker 1: got a booty and a tinky winky.
33:42
Speaker 2: You ain't doing too bad.
33:43
Speaker 15: And I even had a song for him.
33:45
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go this tinky Winky song, Tinky Winky,
33:48
Speaker 2: good and pie, what are we doing?
33:51
Speaker 15: Kiss the doors and made im try when the boys
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Speaker 15: came out to play, Tinky Winky ran away. Love you guys,
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Speaker 15: keep my morning, going on my way to work?
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Speaker 2: Hey, you keep our morning? Yeah? Thank you? Tinky Winky song, great, Dan,
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Speaker 2: that's great.
34:07
Speaker 1: All right, here's your chance to win twenty five hundred
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Speaker 1: dollars and after that, around a twenty five we're gonna
34:13
Speaker 1: check in with the latest from the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account.
34:16
Speaker 2: It's Mikey and Bob.
34:18
Speaker 1: Now Downtown closures already starting to happen. Uh in advance
34:25
Speaker 1: of the America two point fifty PA concert with Nelly
34:28
Speaker 1: and Third Eye Blind that's gonna be happening at Point
34:31
Speaker 1: State Park on Saturday.
34:32
Speaker 2: Uh, that's sold out.
34:33
Speaker 1: But road closures, parking restrictions all starting to happen, already
34:38
Speaker 1: in effect then will remain until early Sunday morning.
34:42
Speaker 3: So I mean starting from now until fourth of July. Like, Yeah,
34:46
Speaker 3: there's gonna be closures north Shore, there's gonna be closures
34:49
Speaker 3: around the Point.
34:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be a whole thing. Right, You're gonna
34:51
Speaker 2: be awesome.
34:52
Speaker 1: Uh, let's check in with the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account
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Speaker 1: here again.
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Speaker 2: Uh. They do a great job on social media.
34:59
Speaker 1: They have their own webs like pghdash scanner dot com,
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Speaker 1: and uh they sill merch on there and everything. They
35:05
Speaker 1: just do a great job of filling in sort of
35:07
Speaker 1: the gaps here because a lot of stuff doesn't make
35:09
Speaker 1: the news, right, but it is things that are happening.
35:12
Speaker 2: In and around our city. Stripp Destrict.
35:15
Speaker 1: We go to Wollie's Fish Market, callers said, they're trapped
35:18
Speaker 1: in the building and something fell in front of a
35:22
Speaker 1: door blocking it. Trapped in woies, geez trapped, that's wild,
35:29
Speaker 1: it's at fire ems police were responding. The call taker
35:34
Speaker 1: did note that the GPS pinged the phone to Pennhills
35:38
Speaker 1: and it might be a bad call. So then the
35:40
Speaker 1: follow up to the person who called the police and said, Hey,
35:44
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in Wooly Woly's prank call. Police got there first,
35:49
Speaker 1: Nothing was happening. Everyone's going back to what they were doing.
35:52
Speaker 2: If I'm blocking the door and I'm surrounding.
35:54
Speaker 1: By the trut I just who calls like the police
35:59
Speaker 1: in fakes the They're stuck inside of boys in the strip,
36:04
Speaker 1: I'm in the fish closet.
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Speaker 2: What do you doing, I'm next to the red snapper.
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Speaker 16: Oh gosh, oh.
36:11
Speaker 1: Gosh, there's so much trot here in lobsters and the
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Speaker 1: walleye in my pants. Okay, and coming up next here
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Speaker 1: on the Pittsburgh Police ganner.
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Speaker 2: This is just a quick one fourth of July. Okay.
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Speaker 2: The annual fireworks.
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Speaker 1: Are gunshot season officially kicked off, with calls.
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Speaker 2: Coming in all night long. We're here, ladies and gentlemen.
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Speaker 1: It is time to play fireworks or gunshine.
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Speaker 2: Set or or it could be Katie k blowing up watermelon. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: you see this watermelon piece here.
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Speaker 7: This is actually being compared to a body part and
36:51
Speaker 7: what could happen in a firework accident?
36:53
Speaker 2: People look at what it could do it. Oh my gosh,
36:58
Speaker 2: there goes. It's the type of injury emergency rooms.
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Speaker 11: See.
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Speaker 2: All right, so listen.
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Speaker 1: Usually around fourth of July, it's fireworks or gunshots, could
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Speaker 1: be blown up watermelons, could be the news blowing up
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Speaker 1: water melons.
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Speaker 2: Again, that's just Katie King. We said, I tell you
37:13
Speaker 2: p X I t A. They gonna blow stuff up
37:15
Speaker 2: fourth of July too.
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Speaker 1: That's what's happening in and around our city.
37:24
Speaker 2: All right.
37:24
Speaker 1: We got a chance at sold out Noah Kan tickets
37:27
Speaker 1: still coming up around nine to thirty on The Kiss
37:30
Speaker 1: Morning Free Show. It's Mike and Bob. Just scatter showers
37:37
Speaker 1: and storms throughout the day today warm though high's near
37:40
Speaker 1: eighty degrees. It's Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show.
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Speaker 1: Everybody wants to go see sold out Noah con Your
37:46
Speaker 1: next chance is coming up around nine thirty. But let's
37:48
Speaker 1: get to this talkback message real quick, Hey.
37:50
Speaker 2: Mike and Bob. This is Donny.
37:52
Speaker 17: I'm in the middle of trying to move some stuff
37:55
Speaker 17: around on a fourth lift on my job and Kay,
37:58
Speaker 17: my wife keeps texting me to try and win some
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Speaker 17: no con tickers this summer. So yeah, uh, it doesn't
38:05
Speaker 17: really mean a whole lot to me. I'm kind of
38:06
Speaker 17: digging right now, but it means a lot to my
38:08
Speaker 17: wife or she could go so appreciate you guys, Appreciate
38:11
Speaker 17: all you do for Pittsburgh.
38:12
Speaker 2: Thank you.
38:14
Speaker 3: Just he's on a forklift, man, He's like, yeah, guys,
38:18
Speaker 3: can you play this message to my wife?
38:20
Speaker 2: Stops text me. My wife's texted me twenty times already
38:23
Speaker 2: this morning. I need to Tarary and Mike, you Bob
38:24
Speaker 2: try with no contickets. I'm on a forklift right now
38:27
Speaker 2: as we speak, working. Yeah nine thirty Next Chance had
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Speaker 2: sold out, Noah cont tickets, Bob. Today is Thursday, right, Yeah? Yeah.
38:39
Speaker 1: I I don't know if a lot of people know
38:42
Speaker 1: this information. Thursday is named after Thor. I'm completely serious, dude, Thor.
38:52
Speaker 1: I have acquired this information and now I'm passing it
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Speaker 1: on to everybody.
38:56
Speaker 2: Did you acquire this information? Umm, that's a good question.
39:01
Speaker 2: Talking to the god god of Thunder.
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Speaker 1: The god of thunder, So Thursday really stands for Thorsday.
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Speaker 2: Look this up, dude. It sounds like some marketing thing
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Speaker 2: for let me know, it's got nothing to do with Marvel.
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Speaker 18: Dude.
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Speaker 3: Been floating around the internet ever since the first like
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Speaker 3: thor movie. They're like, it's gonna be Thorsday.
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Speaker 1: Oh, this gotta do with real like gods and stuff
39:28
Speaker 1: like that that people believe in.
39:30
Speaker 2: We're not even don't even think about worth. Okay, the
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Speaker 2: calendar and everything like there's like.
39:35
Speaker 1: Today, where did the days come from? Is Thorsday? I'm
39:43
Speaker 1: telling you, I'm right, Friday two.
39:49
Speaker 2: This might be too much for me. Friday is named
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Speaker 2: after Freya a little Norse mythology on the show Today.
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Speaker 2: Whoa you look it up?
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Speaker 1: There you got an answer for me, Bob, Yeah, Reel,
40:05
Speaker 1: isn't it Thursday?
40:07
Speaker 3: Issay in honors thore Yep, the hammer wielding Norse god
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Speaker 3: of thunder.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know we turned him into a Hemsworth but
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Speaker 1: thor Thorworth. Well, I know, but I'm saying, Okay, well,
40:24
Speaker 1: it's Hemsworth Day for you then, because Thursday is really Thursday.
40:28
Speaker 1: And then look up Friday too, tell everybody about Freya
40:33
Speaker 1: f r e y a. Who is Friday named after?
40:37
Speaker 2: What did you dig into on the internet?
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Speaker 1: Man, I gotta be honest. I don't know where I
40:43
Speaker 1: acquired disinformation. I might have been watching something on TV.
40:46
Speaker 1: I put it in my notes app.
40:47
Speaker 2: I just fat fingered my keyboard, kem off track here.
40:51
Speaker 2: I put it in my notes app. Remember on Thursday.
40:54
Speaker 1: To let everybody know that Thursday is named after the
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Speaker 1: god of thunder four and it's really supposed to be
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Speaker 1: like Thursday.
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Speaker 2: And it's just you know what's over the years turn
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Speaker 2: to Thursday.
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Speaker 3: Friday nay name is directly after the Norse goddess Freya
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Speaker 3: bing historically known as Freya's Day Bah.
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Speaker 1: She's in Marvel Universe doo if you want to dabble
41:14
Speaker 1: into that, but celebrates the Norse deity of love, beauty, fertility,
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Speaker 1: and magic. There you go, little magic on a Friday. Hey,
41:22
Speaker 1: that's why Friday.
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Speaker 2: Seems so magic.
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Speaker 1: It's because Freya is sprinkling a little magic on Friday,
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Speaker 1: leaving us into the weekend.
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Speaker 3: For mythology is still felt today with that Friday feeling,
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Speaker 3: saying Bingo joy renewal and stepping into the weekend. Thank
41:38
Speaker 3: you Freya Wow you what kind of weird Thursday and
41:42
Speaker 3: Friday quest? Did you go on to figure this out?
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Speaker 1: No?
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Speaker 2: No, just passing it along to everybody else.
41:47
Speaker 1: Everybody have a great Thursday today, noaccount sold out tickets
41:52
Speaker 1: your chance. Around nine thirty, it's Mikey and Bob.
41:56
Speaker 2: I'm here and Bob.
41:58
Speaker 3: It's like a Vegas show, but not really right weird Vegas. Yeah,
42:03
Speaker 3: not like Vegas at all.
42:04
Speaker 1: Actually screens and Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeart Radio
42:08
Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts.
42:11
Speaker 2: Hey, guess what everybody wants? Sold out, no con tickets, I.
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Speaker 10: Can't, Bob.
42:15
Speaker 3: It's Katie here from Bridgeville.
42:18
Speaker 1: I would love to win some no contickets to take
42:20
Speaker 1: my brother's girlfriend.
42:22
Speaker 19: It'd be nice to sing six season live instead of
42:26
Speaker 19: driving through Western Pennsylvania pretending it's ver month.
42:28
Speaker 2: Thanks the chance to winding. It's a seasiness sticks now
42:33
Speaker 2: say ye my, you forgot thatxit head my Bob bra
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Speaker 2: did like babig man tink. Oh god, do you my friend?
42:43
Speaker 1: Come home?
42:43
Speaker 2: Cream creamy virgine.
42:47
Speaker 16: Mam, Now you're tired taking on there you been in
42:54
Speaker 16: hammit hacky.
43:02
Speaker 2: But she's right.
43:04
Speaker 3: That sing along is gonna be something that's gonna be
43:06
Speaker 3: like Taylor levels. If you ever if you're at the
43:08
Speaker 3: Taylor shows, you know, like you ever seen a no
43:12
Speaker 3: Acan show entire stadium? And I know, I know if
43:17
Speaker 3: you really.
43:17
Speaker 1: If you're going to Noa kan on July three, you
43:21
Speaker 1: really like Noa Kon, talk to him, talk to.
43:23
Speaker 8: Talk to him and let him know you so many
43:26
Speaker 8: people that want these tickets.
43:28
Speaker 2: You talk to him and you let him know.
43:29
Speaker 1: Watch his dude's documentary that came out a little while
43:32
Speaker 1: ago on Netflix.
43:33
Speaker 2: It's awesome. It's awesome.
43:34
Speaker 1: Just shows what dude's going through and everything like that,
43:37
Speaker 1: family troubles and everything.
43:39
Speaker 2: Then it shows.
43:40
Speaker 1: Playing like a hometown show at Fenway. It's awesome. Man, Hey, Noakan,
43:45
Speaker 1: you're a good guy. Man, you're a good guy. Tumbs up,
43:48
Speaker 1: no Con, he's a good guy to Let's get to
43:50
Speaker 1: this learn something.
43:52
Speaker 2: Together, right the fight guy? What the hell is this? Sting?
43:58
Speaker 10: Hand?
43:58
Speaker 2: Back your hand? I want to shake your hand on
44:01
Speaker 2: the con.
44:01
Speaker 1: Grand Theft Auto six as a presale.
44:05
Speaker 2: Date now, Jesus.
44:07
Speaker 1: Like the running joke of years, This game has been
44:10
Speaker 1: in development since twenty twenty two. Yeah, it's expected to
44:13
Speaker 1: be out in November nineteen.
44:15
Speaker 3: I feel like this game's been rumored since like twenty fifteen.
44:18
Speaker 1: Rock Stars said pre orders of Grand Theft Auto will
44:22
Speaker 1: open at midnight on June twenty fifth.
44:24
Speaker 2: Oo, so that's today, I mean, just pre order.
44:30
Speaker 3: Sure, that doesn't mean the games can actually be delivered,
44:33
Speaker 3: because I feel like they've moved this date of when
44:35
Speaker 3: the game's gonna come out for years, to the point
44:37
Speaker 3: where it's a running joke online.
44:39
Speaker 2: Of all this happened before we got GT eight six.
44:42
Speaker 1: Grand Theft Auto five came out in September of twenty thirteen.
44:46
Speaker 1: So pre orders, they're gonna start taking them today, right, Yeah?
44:50
Speaker 2: For Grand Theft Auto six.
44:53
Speaker 1: Season five, the final season of a very popular show
44:57
Speaker 1: on Hulu. The Bear is out and The Bear is
45:01
Speaker 1: one of those shows that's still giving.
45:03
Speaker 2: You all the episodes. Don't like that.
45:05
Speaker 1: Don't think that's a very successful streaming model. We need
45:09
Speaker 1: weekly episodes so we can talk about it. That's one
45:12
Speaker 1: of your shows, The Bears. Good, but them dropping them
45:15
Speaker 1: all at once now forces you into a position where, yeah,
45:21
Speaker 1: you'll fumble into spoilers.
45:22
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true.
45:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just I just looked at the episodes of
45:27
Speaker 1: what they're called. Episode one is called Soda, Episode two, Lamb,
45:31
Speaker 1: episode three, Mint, episode four, Ribs, episode five, Raspberry.
45:36
Speaker 2: Anything, episode six for Kasha, I love saying that word.
45:40
Speaker 2: That's a good shaa.
45:43
Speaker 1: Episode seven is called Caramel. Episode eight is called The
45:46
Speaker 1: Original Beef of Chicago Land. And there's no name for
45:49
Speaker 1: episode nine. So there must be like spoiler in the
45:52
Speaker 1: title or something like that. They're like, we can't even
45:53
Speaker 1: name this episode called episode nine. So the final season
45:57
Speaker 1: of The.
45:57
Speaker 2: Bear is U is out on Hulu today.
46:01
Speaker 1: At the box office this week is a Supergirl and
46:05
Speaker 1: it's not going to.
46:06
Speaker 2: Do very good. I'll just tell you that. Right now.
46:09
Speaker 1: Supergirl's projected to make about forty to fifty million, and
46:14
Speaker 1: it had about one hundred and seventy million production budget
46:16
Speaker 1: before marketing.
46:18
Speaker 3: Hey, I saw the popcorn bucket for that. Whoever created
46:20
Speaker 3: that needs to take a lap. Whoever needs to if
46:23
Speaker 3: you haven't seen, just look it up.
46:24
Speaker 1: I don't need to explain what it is, because honestly
46:26
Speaker 1: I think it's don't actually see violation if I explain
46:29
Speaker 1: what it is. But take a lap, Yeah, jail, jail,
46:35
Speaker 1: not take a lap and think about what you created.
46:37
Speaker 1: Whoever made the Supergirl, Like, huh, popcorn bucket thing with
46:41
Speaker 1: the is that a cape or what is the skinner?
46:44
Speaker 2: It?
46:45
Speaker 1: Go to jail. You're going to jail, Okay, going to jail,
46:50
Speaker 1: Straight to jail. We didn't need that one. Toy Story
46:53
Speaker 1: five still supposed to be the number one movie at
46:54
Speaker 1: the box office this weekend, beating out being out Supergirl.
46:58
Speaker 1: It's supposed to make almost like ninety ninety five million
47:00
Speaker 1: again and it's second week out. Also, Bob, a show
47:04
Speaker 1: that I know that you watch? Dutton Ranch, right? Yea
47:08
Speaker 1: ahead like that. That's like the sequel The Yellowstone that's
47:11
Speaker 1: on Paramount plus dug into that yep, yep. Season finale
47:16
Speaker 1: is coming up on July third for Dutton Ranch.
47:19
Speaker 2: And its officially been renewed for a second season. So
47:22
Speaker 2: there you go. Hell, yeah, you like that show. It
47:25
Speaker 2: is a good show. You ever tapped into Yellowstone?
47:27
Speaker 4: Now?
47:28
Speaker 3: I watched dunt Ratch without even knowing Yellowstone.
47:30
Speaker 2: Hey, if you like Beth and Rip, you're gonna love Yellowstone, dude,
47:35
Speaker 2: because those are main characters Dutton Ranch. Right right, yeah, Hey,
47:37
Speaker 2: go back and watch Yellowstone, man, you think Beth and
47:40
Speaker 2: Rip are fun? Now I feel like I'm past it. No,
47:44
Speaker 2: you're not.
47:44
Speaker 1: I don't need to look back. You need to I
47:46
Speaker 1: know the news story. Nah, you need to see the
47:48
Speaker 1: old story.
47:50
Speaker 2: You need to see.
47:51
Speaker 1: You need to see Beth and rip and uh, you
47:54
Speaker 1: need to see him in Yellowstone.
47:57
Speaker 2: It's wild what they get into and Yellowstone, Dudett, they
48:01
Speaker 2: get wild there too.
48:02
Speaker 1: No, man, you got you gotta see when they try
48:05
Speaker 1: to blow Beth up in the building. Dude, you gotta
48:08
Speaker 1: see that episode.
48:11
Speaker 2: Dude.
48:12
Speaker 1: My wife Jamie almost stood up off on the couch
48:16
Speaker 1: and gave her a standing ovation.
48:18
Speaker 2: My wife Jamie when we were watching Yellowstone is like,
48:21
Speaker 2: Beth is one of my favorite all time TV like.
48:24
Speaker 2: Has Jamie tapped in the Dutton Ranch?
48:26
Speaker 1: No, no, no, refuse to get Paramount Plus for reasons.
48:30
Speaker 2: I get it free, So okay, I don't get that
48:32
Speaker 2: for free. I get Peacock for free.
48:34
Speaker 1: I know we're Exfinity and UH and Verizon, so we
48:38
Speaker 1: cross the streams there. I don't get Paramount Plus for free,
48:41
Speaker 1: and I ain't paying for it. But Dutton Ranch has
48:43
Speaker 1: been renewed for a second season at Paramount Plus.
48:47
Speaker 2: All right, we got your chance. That sold out.
48:48
Speaker 1: Noa con tickets coming up around nine thirty it's Mike,
48:50
Speaker 1: you Bob. Sold out tickets to go see noahcon July
48:56
Speaker 1: third at panc Park, coming up around nine to thirty
48:59
Speaker 1: on the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
49:00
Speaker 2: It's Mike and Bob.
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Speaker 9: I'm Mike, you big Bob.
49:02
Speaker 1: My name is Adriana.
49:03
Speaker 4: I'm from Brownsville, and You're right, it's going to be
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Speaker 4: the concert of the summer.
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Speaker 12: It would mean the absolute world for me to be
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Speaker 12: able to be there.
49:10
Speaker 4: I am obsessed with Noa Coon I have been for forever.
49:13
Speaker 12: It would just.
49:14
Speaker 4: Mean the world. I lost the battle with Ticketmaster like
49:17
Speaker 4: most of us, and you know, fingers crossed.
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Speaker 2: Thank you and have a great day. I love Noah
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Speaker 2: kan too.
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Speaker 1: Man.
49:23
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be out of town. I'm not for fourth
49:25
Speaker 2: of July, so I'm not gonna be able to go
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Speaker 2: to it.
49:27
Speaker 1: My daughter's going. I'm sad, man. I want to I
49:31
Speaker 1: want to sing at the top of my lungs. I
49:33
Speaker 1: haven't found a way in yet yet. I'm telling you.
49:38
Speaker 2: I love I love this time.
49:40
Speaker 3: Though, Like when big concerts are coming where it's just
49:42
Speaker 3: like the anticipation of the concert. Yeah yeah, yeah, people
49:46
Speaker 3: are either so excited or they're scrambling for tickets, but
49:49
Speaker 3: there's still that excitement.
49:50
Speaker 1: We could do a contest, punch your grandma in the
49:53
Speaker 1: face for Noah Con tickets. Somebody would win it. Somebody
49:55
Speaker 1: would be like, sorry, Granny, it's just one pawn. Sorry, Granny,
49:59
Speaker 1: it sticks season. This has to happen, you know. Uh,
50:02
Speaker 1: let's get to another message here talkback message on the
50:04
Speaker 1: show brought to us by one Team Media.
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Speaker 2: I Mikey, Bobby, it's autumn.
50:08
Speaker 11: The Florida Wiener mom.
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Speaker 2: Okay, Florida Wiener moms here. I was wondering do you
50:12
Speaker 2: have duck mating calls? I'm sure you do. I'll check, Okay.
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Speaker 14: I was just walking my dog Loki Beans and in
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Speaker 14: my neighbor's driveway there were two ducks making sweet love.
50:27
Speaker 2: There was no sound at all sweet.
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Speaker 6: So it's kind of awkward recording and there's no sound.
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Speaker 2: Myself pretty weird about it.
50:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should feel yourself out about that, just like
50:39
Speaker 1: recording two ducks mating in neighbors at angle of them
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Speaker 1: to make sure they know that there's two ducks in there,
50:48
Speaker 1: and it's not it's not just one big duck, it's
50:51
Speaker 1: it's two to Actually, I got this.
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Speaker 18: There share their beautiful song with the world. It's time
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Speaker 18: for animal mating Noises with Mikey and Bob Quack.
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Speaker 1: Quick quack, quick, click.
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Speaker 2: Quack quack quack quack. Whoa quick.
51:24
Speaker 3: Wow that was recorded. Yeah, that was like nat geo
51:30
Speaker 3: or something that was right for the internet. Oh wow,
51:33
Speaker 3: graphic right for the internet. Those are Florida docs, though
51:36
Speaker 3: it was only down by her. Okay, those aren't up here.
51:39
Speaker 3: Not the ducks that we see around here. They make
51:42
Speaker 3: a different noise. All the ducks up here I've seen
51:44
Speaker 3: before because I when I had a pool, they would
51:47
Speaker 3: go on the cover when we had the cover on it.
51:49
Speaker 1: They would mate on your pool too, wasn't they It
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Speaker 1: became a duck sex haven It sound like that too.
51:55
Speaker 1: I actually recorded some of them. If you want to
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Speaker 1: hear it, I'll hit the button real quick.
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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we got more docus.
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Speaker 18: Some wild animals to make sweet love and share their
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Speaker 18: artful song with the world. Time for animal mating noises
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Speaker 18: with Mikey and Bob.
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Speaker 2: Oh queckquck.
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Speaker 1: Ah quack quack, oh, quack quack quack.
52:23
Speaker 2: These sounded like two male docs that we have, So
52:27
Speaker 2: you know what I don't like, Lady.
52:33
Speaker 1: Clack sold out NOA Con tickets. Around nine thirty, It's
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Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob Kiss. It is Mikey and Bob the
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Speaker 11: On my daily commute going to work, I'm hearing a
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Speaker 11: buff these no contiggs.
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Speaker 2: That's all well and good. I'm not here to talk
52:57
Speaker 2: about that.
52:58
Speaker 1: I just want to say that I'm excited once again
53:01
Speaker 1: for the Big Butler's fear coming up. Oh wow, all right,
53:04
Speaker 1: not here to talk about Noah kan sold out show tickets.
53:08
Speaker 2: Everybody wants him. That's not what he's pumped up about.
53:11
Speaker 2: Here to talk about Big Butler. Fair the Homage Donuts
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Speaker 12: Your special place in my heart forever.
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Speaker 3: If I'm being honest with everybody, which is gonna be
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Speaker 3: Oh boy, hard to understand that I've never I don't
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Speaker 3: a lot of donuts in my time.
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Speaker 1: I've been through. I've been through the donuts, all right. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I don't think I've got all of them, though.
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Speaker 3: If you've never had the don't, I don't think I've
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Speaker 3: ever had an homage donut.
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Speaker 1: You're not even a donut expert. If you never had
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Speaker 1: an homage donut. Donuts are you can't screw up donuts.
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Speaker 1: Donuts are great, all of them.
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Speaker 3: They look like glazed, kind of like normal looking donut
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Speaker 3: fried glazed. It looks like maybe the this one says
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Speaker 3: it's like a maple syrup glades.
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Speaker 1: Homage donuts are defined by their pillowy, melt in your
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Speaker 1: mouth texture and massive handcut organic shades. They definitely look
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Speaker 1: a lot bigger than unlike regular machine made commercial donuts.
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Speaker 1: They rely on simple scratch made ingredients, traditional yeast fermentation
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Speaker 1: in old school techniques. Hey, homage donuts are the real donuts,
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Speaker 1: all right. None of this machines making our donuts. These
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Speaker 1: ain't AI donuts. All right, get your hands dirty making
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Speaker 1: some amish donuts.
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Speaker 2: I'm in a bad place.
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Speaker 3: I'm just looking at people hold up homage donuts next
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Speaker 3: to their hands and look like compare them hand size
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Speaker 3: to homage donuts size. Dude, I'm in a horrible place
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Speaker 3: right now and I'm I can't get out. I'm spiraling.
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Speaker 2: Okay, you're spiraling. This is what happens.
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Speaker 1: You've unlocked donuts on the internet, and now you're just
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Speaker 1: man your algorithm too.
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Speaker 2: It's gonna take like a week to clear donuts off
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Speaker 2: your algorithm. Now, that's all you've been looking at. Donuts
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Speaker 2: have never left my health.
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Speaker 1: They've been there since the inner that started. It ain't
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Speaker 1: going anywhere anytime soon. Hey, tunnel rage, Natalie is back
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Speaker 1: with a message.
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Speaker 2: Here.
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Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show. Now,
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Speaker 1: if you missed earlier this week, we posted this clip online.
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Speaker 1: It's got over one hundred thousand views because everybody knows
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Speaker 1: about the rage you get when people slow down and
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Speaker 1: break for the tunnels and it screws the whole flow
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Speaker 1: of traffic through the tunnels up right, Yeah, so this
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Speaker 1: was Natalie's message.
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Speaker 4: Hey, Mikey and.
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Speaker 19: Big Bob, this is Natalie for Murraysville. But I'm currently
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Speaker 19: trying to drive the Parkway East home and I know
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Speaker 19: that you guys have a lot of Pittsburgh listeners. So
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Speaker 19: here's my public service announcement.
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Speaker 2: Here we go, fee. You don't need to slow down.
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Speaker 19: They don't get any water, believe, don't get any shorter.
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Speaker 2: They don't get any swimmer. The ceiling walk collecting going
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Speaker 2: all right. So there was Natalie's rage.
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Speaker 1: We posted that clip online and it just sort of
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Speaker 1: caught fire a little bit and a lot of people commenting,
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Speaker 1: even outside of Pittsburgh that are just like, yeah, why
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Speaker 1: do people do this? Back again, it is tunnel Natalie
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Speaker 19: This is Natalie, your tunnel rage girl. And I'm so
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Speaker 19: happy to see that I've united this community of people
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Speaker 19: that hate driving the tunnels. So far, I've had three
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Speaker 19: marriage proposal and a lot of new friend requests. So
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Speaker 19: hope you guys have a great day.
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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Bob.
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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you Tunnel Natalie. It's not Bob's birthday, that
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Speaker 2: is New Year's Day. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: If you go to the comments on the video on Instagram, yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's a lot of somebody marry this woman right now.
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Speaker 2: Take ten bucks and make yourself sick and do it.
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Speaker 1: CMA Fest is tonight on ABC Little Country Music. I
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Speaker 1: feel like they have fifteen different award shows. There's another one,
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Speaker 1: and then, of course we got World Cup all day today,
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Speaker 1: including tonight. I'm not staying up for this one. I'm
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Speaker 1: Team USA is already on to the next round of
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Speaker 1: Sort of a pointless game. Hopefully nobody gets like a
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Speaker 1: gets injured. Yeah, just no injuries. Yeah, everybody gets old.
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Speaker 1: It's safe and head to the knockout round, right, head
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Speaker 2: War Thorsday, Weeny War.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Today Thursday is named after Thor, the god of thunder.
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Speaker 2: It's really Thorsday. Unbelievable. You can go ahead and look
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Speaker 1: I dropped on everybody today at Today's Thursday. I mean
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Speaker 2: All right, I think that's it for us. Yeah, we're good.
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