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Nickelodeon's Slime Team (ft. Jesse Kendall) · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week, Nickelodeon has something in the rafters and it's
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  Speaker 1: not an idea, it's something else.
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  Speaker 2: Nickelodeon was the first person to turn slime into a verb,
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  Speaker 2: causing those crazy chemicals to shoot out of different things
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  Speaker 2: onto some of your favorite people. And today on the episode,
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  Speaker 2: we talk to the people who are responsible for slime.
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  Speaker 3: What is slime? How is it made?
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  Speaker 4: Who thought of this, how does it work? All these
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  Speaker 4: questions and more from the people who love slime the most.
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  Speaker 5: Let's listen in, guys, this is awesome. This is absolutely
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  Speaker 5: awesome that we're all here together.
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  Speaker 2: On Mike Slime Team five assembled Slime Team five.
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  Speaker 4: I owe this thing doesn't shoot out at me. Am
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  Speaker 4: I right, I hope this thing doesn't shoot out green
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  Speaker 4: stuff at me?
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  Speaker 1: And right you mean the like, Yeah, anybody check their ceiling?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody check up there?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I checked it all. I've checked it all.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, this is I just feel like we are peeking
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  Speaker 5: back the curtain, the wet, disgusting curtain that is our lives.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like Wizard of Oz, more like
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  Speaker 4: Wizard of Slime. A Wizard of Slime moment, you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: it's fun to talk about.
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  Speaker 2: But I will say emphasis emphasis on peeking back. We're
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  Speaker 2: certainly not peeling it because we're not going to show
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  Speaker 2: you everything. If you're if you're watching to get all
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  Speaker 2: the answers, there are some secrets we are going to
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  Speaker 2: be keeping.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the part of the slime is mystery. That's
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  Speaker 1: what keeps people coming back to it, for sure.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, if we give a full way, the full mystery
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  Speaker 6: of slime, you know, we're at a work where we
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  Speaker 6: don't have jobs anymore.
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  Speaker 4: See the oscars sliming people because they'll know all the secrets.
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  Speaker 5: What is stopping everyone else from sliming each other? You
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  Speaker 5: know what I mean? It's the mechanics and the mystery.
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  Speaker 5: So we can't give away the keys of the castle,
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  Speaker 5: so we can show you what is happening.
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  Speaker 2: Slime is eighty three percent mystery, but we'll show you
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  Speaker 2: the other seventeen percent, no problem.
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  Speaker 6: It's like Doctor Pepper, you know, really, it's like Doctor
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  Speaker 6: Pepper the formula.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of similar larities between slime and Well,
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  Speaker 2: we can't reveal everything.
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  Speaker 3: We don't want to reveal everything.
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  Speaker 4: But the crossover between ingredients of doctor pepper and ingredients
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  Speaker 4: of slime, very very similar at the end of the day, and.
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  Speaker 1: We've already said too much, but maybe we can go
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  Speaker 1: around and say, introduce ourselves. I'm Freddy Gumbo. I am
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  Speaker 1: a slime stand in. I am I'm sort of on
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  Speaker 1: the design team, but I'm mostly the guy who is
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  Speaker 1: hands on testing out the slime to see how it
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  Speaker 1: feels to get slimed. So anytime we're testing out a
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  Speaker 1: new model or we want to see, you know, how
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  Speaker 1: a certain celebrity would respond, I do impressions too, and
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  Speaker 1: so I'll step in and I will get slimed on
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  Speaker 1: behalf of the team. So that's sort of what I do.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm stoked to be here. This is a great
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  Speaker 1: group of guys.
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  Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. Oh sorry, girl, Oh I.
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  Speaker 2: Was just gonna say Freddy. You know, it might surprise
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  Speaker 2: people that the stand in introduces themselves first, almost as
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  Speaker 2: if to say the standard is the most important person
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  Speaker 2: of the team. But here at in the slime factory,
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  Speaker 2: you actually are. Because sometimes we are kind of daydreaming
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  Speaker 2: what slime will look like, but it doesn't matter what
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  Speaker 2: it looks like because it has to hit the face
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  Speaker 2: a certain way, and it has to be it has
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  Speaker 2: to be safe. And so what you've done for us
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  Speaker 2: is actually vital true.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you guys don't even know what goes on
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  Speaker 5: dress rehearsal. On some of these award shows. We'll have
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  Speaker 5: Freddy Gumbo move a little bit to the left, slime him,
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  Speaker 5: realize the light's not hitting good, have him move a
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  Speaker 5: little bit to a right slime his ass again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say. I gotta say, and this has
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  Speaker 1: been my note for years. We got a light before
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  Speaker 1: we test this slime d We're wasting a lot of
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  Speaker 1: slime when what we're trying to fix is a lighting issue.
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  Speaker 4: It's rehearsals then lighting. It's rehearsals then lighting, then lighting.
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  Speaker 4: It always disagreed, agree to disagree, Gumbo.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I always forget the order. Freddy gets blasted with
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  Speaker 6: like sixteen gallons.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Because also we gotta get the slime used to the space,
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  Speaker 5: and that's how we do it. It has to acclimate
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  Speaker 5: because depending on the temperature of the auditorium, we have
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  Speaker 5: to get the lump correct and that's how we do it.
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  Speaker 5: It's just like a bagpipe player gets in thirty minutes
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  Speaker 5: before a gig.
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  Speaker 4: We got we got a slime like a bagpipe player
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  Speaker 4: gets in thirty minutes before a gig.
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  Speaker 5: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: God to warm up in the space.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes the stage manager of the you know, Doby Theater
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  Speaker 2: or Nokia Live will show up and we've already been
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  Speaker 2: there for two hours, and they go, what happened here?
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  Speaker 2: And we said, we're ready? Is what happened? We're ready?
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  Speaker 2: You know Freddy?
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  Speaker 6: The number of times Freddy said clean up on Aisle five?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll mix it up. That's kind of
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  Speaker 1: my standard industry joke to break the ice. When you
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  Speaker 1: can tell the venues getting a little upset with us,
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  Speaker 1: I'll say clean up on Aisle five. Sometimes, if I
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  Speaker 1: know the venue guy, I'll say clean up on Aisle Freddy.
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  Speaker 1: But if I don't know them, I stick to numbers
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  Speaker 1: because the joke is more applicable that way. They're used
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  Speaker 1: to a grocery store. They have a base reality and understanding.
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  Speaker 1: But it's great to work here, and I love working
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  Speaker 1: with these group of guys. So yeah, let's let's go around.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'll go ahead and go next to My name
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  Speaker 2: is Dart Verhoven. I used to work at JPL. I
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  Speaker 2: used to work on space ships and rockets and missiles,
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  Speaker 2: and now I am the projectile expert for the Slime
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  Speaker 2: and I am in charge of making sure that basically
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  Speaker 2: the canister of the cannons and all of the hydraulics
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  Speaker 2: are working right right, right, right right, to make sure
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  Speaker 2: that it's hitting our target right on. And I am
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  Speaker 2: very passionate about it. I first left JPL after an
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  Speaker 2: undisclosed mistake that I can't talk about, but I will
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  Speaker 2: say it has set us back many years war wise. Regardless,
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  Speaker 2: I went into I went into fireworks pyrotechnics. I was
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  Speaker 2: working on a lot of sets, I did all the expendables,
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  Speaker 2: and it just wasn't fulfilling me. And what I realized
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  Speaker 2: was people are expecting, you know, rockets and bullets and
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  Speaker 2: stuff to come out of the cannister as I'm making
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  Speaker 2: I want something surprising to come out. So I worked
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  Speaker 2: a little bit in the novelty can of Peanuts game
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  Speaker 2: as well, where you'd open it and snakes would come out.
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  Speaker 2: And then I decided to move on into slime. And
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  Speaker 2: I'm really happy to be here.
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  Speaker 1: And it's awesome to hear about and it's true. And
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  Speaker 1: he says that he doesn't talk about his undisclosed mistake
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  Speaker 1: at JPL, but that doesn't mean he doesn't sleep talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. If you spend enough time with him in
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  Speaker 1: the breakroom, you even sort of get to piece together
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  Speaker 1: some of the clues. He'll say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm tested,
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  Speaker 1: not ready, mumble mumble bumble, chipotle, mumble bumble bumble. There's screams,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and so it's been fun trying to guess you.
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  Speaker 2: Let us.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, we all have a shared notes app on there
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  Speaker 5: where we write down little things we've heard you say, okay,
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  Speaker 5: in hopes of one day figuring out what the hell
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  Speaker 5: you did, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: I wish you'd share it. I tell you if you're
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  Speaker 2: getting colder or hotter. Also, Gumbo mentions something that kind
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  Speaker 2: of reference in a little bit the breakroom we do
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  Speaker 2: the slime department. Our building is kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: firehouse in that we have bunks and we stay there
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  Speaker 2: all the time, and we do a lot of overnights,
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  Speaker 2: and we also have a big poll. I just wanted
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  Speaker 2: to bring that up. H I love it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh the woopee cushions woodpe cushions on deck.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a break room more like a prank room.
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  Speaker 4: It's filled a little pranks and stuff that's really good.
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  Speaker 5: You're really Oh hey, guys, I'm uh. I'm Vanilla Jackson.
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  Speaker 5: I'm van I'm Vanilla Jackson. I am such an honored
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  Speaker 5: person to be here with this team of guys. This
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  Speaker 5: is the best job ever. I was recruited by Dart.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: Dart brought me on because I I was the first
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  Speaker 5: guy to start. I'm kind of the inventor. People don't
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  Speaker 5: really realize it of to icing people, icing people, smearing,
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  Speaker 5: off icing people. I went to college about twenty years
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  Speaker 5: ago and that's when I started it, and I would
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  Speaker 5: just ice everybody. And then there was a New York
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  Speaker 5: Times article about me, about a man who iced every
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  Speaker 5: single person in his life in a year. And that's
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  Speaker 5: when I think Dart reached out to me via email.
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  Speaker 2: And remember that, Remember email.
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  Speaker 5: Remember that, buddy, I remember email those days before the
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  Speaker 5: slime Slack. Oh, we used to send full emails before
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  Speaker 5: actually just going on the slime slack going three two one,
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  Speaker 5: push the button, you know what I mean. Anyway, So
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  Speaker 5: I'm I'm part of Dart Will Dart will create you know,
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  Speaker 5: the system behind it Freddy will hold it, hold hold
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  Speaker 5: silver lighting. And I'm the one that will usually design
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  Speaker 5: when we're gonna scare that ship out of them with it.
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  Speaker 5: We could stick a slime in the shower, we could
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  Speaker 5: stick it in a box. We could do anything we
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  Speaker 5: want with it. And that's my freaking weirdo brain.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, such a weird Yeah, Vanilla is our time designer.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like doctor Strange. It's pooky a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta be someone chaotic co Vanilla. I mean, you're
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  Speaker 6: you're pure chaos. I saw the old VIDs from college.
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  Speaker 6: Oh thank you you did your grandma?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I know, I stuck a I stuck a smearing
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  Speaker 5: off ice in her IV bag and she had.
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  Speaker 3: To do it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she died, Unfortunately she died. It was all you
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  Speaker 4: cannot before.
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  Speaker 5: She was sick before. And I'll leave it at that.
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  Speaker 4: Just because you're sick before it doesn't mean you die.
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  Speaker 4: It definitely was a smearing off idea.
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  Speaker 6: I think she had a common cold, right, it was
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  Speaker 6: just a common cold.
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  Speaker 5: But she was sick before, So that takes the.
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  Speaker 3: Debt not not a total free walk in the park.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't read the IV. The IV was a luxury.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those things where we'll just clear this
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  Speaker 2: out fast. This should make things actually fast, because then
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  Speaker 2: IV can clear you out quicker.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's one of those influencer hydration I bes not
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  Speaker 5: even the keep her alive I v I.
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  Speaker 3: Well, why don't you go ahead? Don't you introduce yourself? Buddy?
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  Speaker 3: Come on, you do it first, you do?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. Uh so my name's Peter Jerky. Uh, Peter
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  Speaker 6: Jerky mcjiggilar. You guys know me as jerky.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: I like to jerk people around.
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  Speaker 4: If Frank Master himself is finally speaking up.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I'm usually the quiet one around the office.
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  Speaker 6: I I do have a lot of physical energy. But
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  Speaker 6: to let you all know, my job essentially on the
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  Speaker 6: Slime team is a very social one. I usually spend
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  Speaker 6: about weeks to months vetting celebrities that we can potentially
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  Speaker 6: slim at the awards or on some sort of show,
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  Speaker 6: and I usually go. I usually go undercover for about
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  Speaker 6: that entire period, just to you know, become cover too
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  Speaker 6: deep undercover, I'll run in at coffee shops, spun into the.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, usually I enhance my weight or where. What I'll
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  Speaker 6: also do is I'll usually just do a Voldemort prosthetic
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  Speaker 6: no nos, just slits.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome because it and I've seen that Voldemort slit. Nos.
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  Speaker 1: It does call more attention to yourself, but in a
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  Speaker 1: different way, sort of in a wow, la is crazy
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  Speaker 1: type way and not in a that guy's spy it
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  Speaker 1: on a celebrity way.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, I also want to call out people. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's very smart because it's so strange that if someone
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  Speaker 2: were to call you out, other people would say, don't
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  Speaker 2: bring that up, right, that's actually mean to bring up.
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  Speaker 2: So it's weird kind of psychology where it's so freaky
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  Speaker 2: that it would be offensive to bring up, which I
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  Speaker 2: think is really smart.
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  Speaker 6: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: I want to say we we would be nowhere without Jerky.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you're listening to this interview because you want
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  Speaker 5: to know the mechanics of this lime and you don't
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  Speaker 5: know because we're hiding this and because Jerki does a
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  Speaker 5: good job, you don't know what it looks like when
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  Speaker 5: someone gets slimmed and they get pissed because we vet
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  Speaker 5: that out. You don't like if you don't want to
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  Speaker 5: see Anne Hathaway have a freaking bitch because the slime
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  Speaker 5: ruined her hair, so Jess, So Jerky's gonna make sure
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  Speaker 5: that doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want to say our official position as
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  Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon Slime Team is that Ann Hathaway's a bitch.
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  Speaker 4: She's so ready to just freak out any second. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: you can write that down so ready.
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  Speaker 1: You can quotas on that, You can quotas on that. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's cool because a lot of people must assume, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you probably just go out to their PR teams and
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  Speaker 1: you ask like, oh, just justin Bieber want to get slimed.
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  Speaker 1: But that's not how we do things at Nickelodeon. We
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  Speaker 1: have we have you on the ground stufsing those things
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  Speaker 1: out so that PR people don't even have to ask
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  Speaker 1: that uncomfortable question. You're saving a lot of women a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time and energy and emotional space.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Jerky, I mean, what's that's not very the
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  Speaker 2: lead here. You're also lightly contraditioning them to things being
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  Speaker 2: thrown in their face or falling on top of them.
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  Speaker 2: So sometimes they'll be you know, starts with a splendid packet,
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  Speaker 2: it starts with some other things you kind of accidentally,
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  Speaker 2: so they're used to it in a way. Some people
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  Speaker 2: might call it grooming. I certainly don't. I think it's work.
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  Speaker 6: No, what I do totally. I mean you could you
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  Speaker 6: could see it as grooming. You could see it as grooming.
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  Speaker 6: But that huh well no, actually not no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 6: no no, I do not groom. Let it be known.
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  Speaker 6: What I do is purely organic. They're coyote likes stunts,
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  Speaker 6: you know, roadrunner and coyote. They're coyote likes stunts that
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  Speaker 6: I slowly pull on them over time with increasing intensity
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  Speaker 6: until the award show.
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  Speaker 4: It is insane grooming watch I mean, it's it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's definitely not grooming, but it's grooming adjacent. I mean
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  Speaker 4: it's not you're not grooming a child. Well sometimes I
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  Speaker 4: guess you are kind of getting chillen.
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Before you clip this, that's not what we mean.
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  Speaker 5: You got your clip, okay, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, we know that everyone's gonna be watching
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  Speaker 2: us to get their big clip. Everyone was always wanting
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  Speaker 2: to get the Slime team. Because we've gotten you. Guess what,
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  Speaker 2: tough Titty, It doesn't work like that. I also want
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  Speaker 2: to bring up jerky something that uh is also an
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  Speaker 2: occupational hazard for you that we've seen happen many times
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  Speaker 2: because you're interacting with these people in the wild. Uh,
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  Speaker 2: it ends up to sometimes become kind of a meet cute.
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  Speaker 2: And the amount of times we've had to stop you
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  Speaker 2: from falling in love with some of these celebrities because
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  Speaker 2: you met them in the wild rom com style, it's
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  Speaker 2: just been too much.
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  Speaker 6: Hallie Bailey, Jessica Chess Stain, halle Berry, and James Cordon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, are they? Are they devastated?
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  Speaker 4: Are they devastated when they find out it's kind of
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  Speaker 4: just been a ruse the whole time?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it usually plays out in sort of a rom
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  Speaker 6: com fashion.
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  Speaker 5: Oh so sad without the third act.
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  Speaker 6: Without the third act, we have never gotten back together
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  Speaker 6: after a reveal.
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  Speaker 1: But you're you're famously married in a really profound way.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, you're famously married in a really profound way. Could
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  Speaker 4: you care to elaborate?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I did get married on Everest. I got married. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I got huge. I got married on Everest to an
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  Speaker 6: older woman.
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  Speaker 5: She was That's so profound of you, Jerky, it's so
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  Speaker 5: profound to you.
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  Speaker 6: Thanks, no, thank you, And I'm sorry you guys didn't
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  Speaker 6: get invited. It's just you know, okay, not many people
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  Speaker 6: can handle that track.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I get it's just that you invited Vogue. Vogue twenty
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  Speaker 1: three questions got to go and we didn't get to go.
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  Speaker 1: So that's the only bump in the road where that
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  Speaker 1: I bump up against. But but you know what, ipect
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  Speaker 1: you and I love you and Donna are a beautiful couple,
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  Speaker 1: and I really I only it was the best for you, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Against I bump up against Fogue twenty three questions covering
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  Speaker 5: an event. Usually they just do day to day lifestyles,
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  Speaker 5: and I bump up against them coming and doing that
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  Speaker 5: for a huge ceremony.
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  Speaker 1: I also against ceremony.
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  Speaker 2: I also not to really belabor the Vogue thing, but
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I also bump up against that you only invited twenty
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: three of the seventy three questions. I think that's offensive
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: and rude. And I think the fifty questions that didn't
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: get to come early.
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: They're it ensemble dude, Yeah, and those are usually the
• 17:33
  Speaker 6: juicier ones. So it was it turned out to be
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: a shit clip. Is a total shit clip. We didn't
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: get much from it, we didn't release it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Oh and we know shit clips speaking of.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's up, I'm Jonathan Nickelodeon. Uh little clip, Yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: there I am. I kind of legs. Yeah, I get
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: bullied a lot.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: They feel like they can push me around, you know,
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: because because yeah, I'm I'm part of the Nickelodeon airdom,
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: if you will, the Kingdom of Nickelodeon. My grandfather started it,
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Nick Nickelodeon, Nicholas Nickelodeon, passed it down to my dad,
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: and now I'm in line for the next you know,
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: big step. We're really excited. So they put me on
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: the Slime team for training and I'm so excited.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: It's been such a blast working with you guys. It's
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: been amazing. Been here for a couple of years.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: And yeah, yeah, I'm kind of the one that gets
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: shit on a lot because my dad owns the company.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I love Slime. I've always loved it.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: I think I kind of was the one who came
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: up with the idea, if I can claim it. We
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: were watching Nickelodeon and I was a little baby, and
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: you know, we were watching on the TV, and my
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: dad said, look, this is my business, this is my kingdom,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: and I sneezed right on the thing, and he said, wait,
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: hold on a second, this kind of works. So yeah,
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: that's kind of my claim to fame in a.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: It's like when they put Kate Middleton in the British
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Army before she took over.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: It's exactly that. It's exactly they got.
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: You need to come in from the ground up. You
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: need to know what it's like to work with the
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: people at the bottom before you get to the top.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: An orange rocket.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: And it's interesting because I will say, we have been
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: sliming since I the year nineteen seventy nine, and so
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I was just curious you are that would make you sixty?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm sixty years old. My dad has not
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: died yet. I've been working in the company since.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I was one of a king Charles as opposed to
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: a preach.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't say I'm a king Charles.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I would say I'm next up. I would say definitely soon.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: My dad keeps my dad. He keeps on promising it
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: in big ways.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Dad is so healthy. It's so impressive, the way he's
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: running those marathons and stuff.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: He's really Oh, his heart and body is stronger than ever.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: And I don't know how he does.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: And my question is, why would you want this? As
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: a sixty what five year old man? When you get this,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: why do you want to run a kid's network? I
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: guess that's my question.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, interesting question, and I'll take it. And I love
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: that question. I get it all the time.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: For me.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I think it would be really fun and really interesting.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I've always loved how the child brain works because I
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: was a child, and I think it would be awesome.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I think it would be great.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: I think we could do a lot for the company
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: in terms of programming and events and fun.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And I'm really.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Excited to take you know, after being on the Slime
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: team for so long, I'm really excited to take Slime
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: to the next level. We've talked about a lot. Maybe
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: we get into the nitty gritty of Slime now, you know.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I know the listeners are I really you know, they
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: want to hear it. They want to hear it, of.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Course, Well they got to know what's going on backstage,
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: you know. And I feel like on the Slime Slack
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: what I love about you, Jonathan is on the Slime Slack,
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: we'll be prepping doing pre pro for days. Jerky's deep
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: in prosthetics out of Starbucks, Freddy's just soak it wet,
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: and then we'll be messaging details and you'll always.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Just go love this, yes, because I do. I really
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: love this. The discourse is great and I love this.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love And when you don't love this, you
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: just ask I'm sorry, I'm confused. Can you say it again?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: And you keep asking that until we change the answer.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Many say love this.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's a great I mean I do, I
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: am confused. Sometimes you guys will be like, what if
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: we slimed you know, people during commercials and people come
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: back and say, oh, you missed this getting slimed, and
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: I say, I'm sorry, I'm confused, And soon you guys
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: are saying, no, that's a bad idea.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: And it's it's fun to see just.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: That specific instance that came down from higher ups because
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: they thought that if people came back slimed, that would
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: imply that people needed to buy the products in order
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: to get back to the show faster. And so that
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: was I think that was a weird mind.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I love that pitch that if you buy the if
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: you call and buy the product, the commercial will go away.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what we thought it worked that way for a while.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: We're not We're not geniuses, you know, are slimeheads for sure. Yeah,
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: and we need your you know brain that's fitted for children.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: We need that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: We thanks.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely have a kid's brain. I think like
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: a kid, I act like a kid.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I love kids. Can we can?
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I ask a question because it's been one of my
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: favorite stories. Uh, you guys have to tell some of
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: the worst slime stories, some of the best and worst
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: slime stories.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I love hearing them.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: When we get a couple fruit by the foots and
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: Caprice sons in the breakroom going and it's nighttime and
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: we're all just gossiping. I love it so much. The
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: stories go wild. Jersey, you have the funniest story about
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Ariana Grande that I love. Can you just jump into
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: that for a second.
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So Ariana Grande, she lives in mid City.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Isn't that insane? Is that absolutely insane? That's crazy.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I would pegged her for Beverly Hills.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: No, but she's a Hancock Park. She's a Hancock Park girl.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Go to Calabasas with the way that ponytail's growing.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the links to that calabass I mean, if it
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: were shorter.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I'd say a Gorra Hills maybe you know Van Nuys. No,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it's long, it's calabasas to ITV.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: That's one of the funniest nights I can remember when
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: we were having that conversation. That was funny stuff.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I must have had like six cooler rushes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Were so sugar.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: I was going off telling the locations where you live.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I know, and then I know it's not really coming across.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: But Jerky has so much physical energy it's insane.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: It's nuts because you are the quiet one around the office.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: But I swear to God, you walked on the ceiling
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that night when you told us the location to where
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: everybody was.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Well, we all put on helmets. When Jerky gets the zoomies,
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, once I get that slime suction on
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: my hands, I can technically scale walls.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: That's an old JPL trick. Everyone's climbing walls over there.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Of course, you know.
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: The science art course, here comes the scientists. You take
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: the magic out of everything dark, But I love it.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: Mistakes we've made mistakes, all of us collectively as a team.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: We've made mistakes individually. But listen, we fall on the
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: sword for each other, right, I think no one lets
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: the other one make a mistake because we just worked
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: so well together.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, that was like one of the biggest
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: I think one of the hardest mistakes we went to
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: we went through was when Vanilla accidentally put some needles
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: in slime.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: And it was absolutely.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: We all had me cooking this lime. You had me
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: cooking this lime then, and that was just like, not,
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I don't have like a like a food handler's permit
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: or or any cooking abilities whatsoever. I eat fruit by
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: the foot, you know, so like to have me.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: We all eat fruit by the foot. Yeah, but it's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: like that's not an excuse.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, but yeah, I guess all I'm trying
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: to say is, at the time, and we should get
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: into this, we have a distributor for our slime. But
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: at the time, this was when we were boots on
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: the ground cooking that stuff in Alps.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So here's the deal. Slime is technically classified as
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: a food, right because it goes in mouths, It can
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: be it could be technically technically classified as a lot
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: of different things, right. It could be technically classified as debris.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: If you're not welcoming this line, it can It is
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: a particulate, it's a chemical, it's it's it's you know,
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: it's but it's slime. But it is food because it
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: goes in mounts and noses. Uh. So that's how we
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: have to deal with it. So we deal with it
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: like it's a food stuff. We do, we package it,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: we ship it, we position it. That's how we handle it.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: And it's caused a lot of issues sometimes because people
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: do end up trying to buy it to use it
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: for other things that aren't what we're using it for.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: No people, uh. And and I will say it, it
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: took a while for us to get to that point
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: where it was uh, safely food stuff. And I bore
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: a lot of the brunt of that, and uh people,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you know, you guys would sort of check in with me, uh,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: is it is it safe yet? Is it safe yet?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Is it safe yet? And I'd kind of, based on
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: the general vibe of where my body was going, I
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: would have to go no or yes. But I don't
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: have a a I'm not a scientist, you know. Yeah,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: And so a lot of it I was just free wheeling.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: It was a bad study too, because we'd have to
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: wait for your next bowel movement or so to see,
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: like if you're feel like if you ate it, are
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: you sick?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: And we started betting on it. It became and then
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: it became a whole thing in the office of a
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: distracted We were betting on your shits.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well has a Gambling is fun and so there's
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: no way to get around that. There's no way to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: get around that. Betting is awesome and cool and it's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: really fun to do. And I was taking bets because
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I know just as much as you guys. It wasn't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: even really insider trading. You know, I didn't know what
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I was gonna shit before.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: I you want some money, you want some money on yourself?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: And you guys got a little pissed. You said, you
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: know where that new car came from? I and I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I every time I go
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. It's a mystery. But you're right, people
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: were using this slime for stuff it wasn't intended for.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: You know, there have been lots of you know, the
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: crow nut phase and the the all those you know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: those sort of fad dessert places. Donut. Friend, they all
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: wanted their hands on this because they thought they could
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: make some sort of alien crapola donut.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Well, don't even get us started on the ASMR slime niche.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I know, God vaulted.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: Fault your vultures and your freaks and put it away,
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: your content.
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: It's not even green or so it's not even green.
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: They're doing all different colors worship.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: Because let's say it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it. Hold me back if this is
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: too much, guys, it's not slime.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: If it is at greed, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Say it and say it loud, say it brown.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: It was the one year. It was the one year
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: that they were Nickelodeon was really pushing for the Patriots
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: to win the Super Bowl. I don't know why, Jonathan,
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: maybe you know, and they asked us if we could
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: do if we could do blue and red slime.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: So that year was the one year My dad had
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: invested in the Patriots. He was a big New England
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: fan and he was really pushing for the kids to
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: get on board.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great, it was fun.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: And it was you Dart who stood up and said
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: it's not gonna fly.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: We don't do that. No, it said, I said, it's greener,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I go. And that's what we all. We made a protest,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: right and we all stood outside and.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: All was we went to Washington right now, we did.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: The march on Washington, but Washington state.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: You went to Salem, Yeah, yeah, Shalem, Washington, Yeah, Washington.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Actually were we in Massachusetts.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Now that I think about, we might have been in Oregon.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: There's there's a couple of Salem's. There's every city, every
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: every state has a Salem. I'm pretty sure.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Here's what I'll say. I got in with slime. I've
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: already told you my history. I've already told you my past.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: But the reason I was brought on because there was
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: a huge boom and slime for Slime Time Live, which
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: was going up on TV in the late nineties mid
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: two thousands, and that was a huge deal. So I
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: was pouring out of fountains, shooting up left and right.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: They were slime everywhere. It was the heyday and SI
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: we were rolling in slime.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, I mean every show had slim remember figure it
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: out with sliming.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Sum were getting slime, kids were getting slimed. And then
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: we cheapen the slime. Now everyone was getting slimed. No,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: no one cared about if anyone was getting slime. You
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: walk around a slime on.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: The still Listen, if we all had oscars, an oscar
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: wouldn't happen, you know what I mean, it would.
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: It'd be like a household trophy.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what what's the odell? Go ahead?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I was just gonna say, that's when a lot
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: of you guys started coming in, uh jerky. You were
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: involved with so many different talent organizations, and you knew
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: how up the prestige. You knew which slime would move
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: the needle, which was really important for us.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: I did. It was a mid viscous green. It was
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: most popular during two thousand and four. It was heavy
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: and everyone loved that slime. We had it in toys
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: r us, we had it in McDonald's.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: And I love the the kind of crossover deals that
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: you got with us. I mean, we got different shows
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: to start sliming.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, Desperate.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Housewives was one of the craziest slime crossovers I've ever seen.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah when when when brief Vandercamp got slimed by the
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: man that she was sleeping with.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: Are we all getting slimed by the man we're sleeping with?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Come on, come on?
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: No, sorry, sorry, I like to make jokes. I'm not
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: gonna make that my day.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I like to make jokes. No, But what I want
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: to know is, you know, it's like it's it's a
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: lot of people I think are wondering, you know, how
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: do you choose which celebrities get slimed? And we touched
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: on this a little bit before it but a jerky
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: maybe you could touch on what are the qualities you
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: look for in a celebrity to get slimed? Like, is
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: there something in the disposition that makes them good or bad?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Slimy wise?
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we like, well they got to be popular. But
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: we do focus heavily on age. As you can see,
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: a lot of our slime combinations are older celebrity with
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: younger celebrity. We got Downy Junior with Bieber, we got
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Steve Carell and Tina Fey.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: There was there wasn't much such an age difference.
• 32:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah they are what are they?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Well, they're similar in age but different in disposition.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: So it's kind of weird exactly, which is all we
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: need really, where disposition is very different exactly. We take
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: that into account. You know, a lot of celebrities have
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: old vibes. You know, like Millie Bobby Brown is super young,
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: but she she feels so old.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: So when she gets slimed, she looked like she was
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: fragile and like and and it hurt.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: You know, she looked like she was gonna take it
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: out on your team. I'm gonna be honest, Yeah, I
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: mean she did.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: She did.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: And that's why Jerky's job is so important though, because
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: we got to be able to walk away at the
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: end of the day Scott.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Free of course. And don't let's not sleep on gumbo.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: What gumbo does. Gumbo you contort your body in different
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: ways when we're set up to mimic certain celebrities. There
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: was a couple that were really hard for you.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I would say I struggled a lot with
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Dua Lipa. I was really trying to and capture what
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: her vibe was, but I had a crush on her
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: and so it was difficult to do her her body
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: without getting shy. And there's like a lot of people
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: who you know, you have to really because slime behaves
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: differently on every person. You know, Slime is gonna fall
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: much different on Meryl Streep than it does on Ned's
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Declassified School Survival Guide. I've been in the gable the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: cast of the cast of and we know now you know,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: they were all kissing and so that affected the slime
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the way your hormones are also for women, and this
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: is something we've discovered over the years. Whether or not
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you're ovulating determines how hard the slime hits you. It's
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: sort of pheromones that you're admitting are going to change
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the molecules in the slime. You've got to be prepared
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: for all situations. And that's actually how Beyonce discovered she
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: was pregnant. Yeah, or she told us later, you know,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: thank you. I knew based on the way the slime
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: hit me that that I was expecting.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: I mean, Jerky Jerky needs to get literally medical documents
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: on these clients to see if maybe they're pregnant and
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: they haven't released it yet, because if we slime them,
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: it's not good.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jerky in the Lime Slack sends us a cycle
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: chart every single week. Who's ovulating who's not. He knows.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right now, our ovulators Glenn close, she's she still ovulates.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Good good, good for good.
• 34:41
  Speaker 6: For what's your name? The new Cinderella, New Cinderella, good job.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: You're thinking new snow White.
• 34:51
  Speaker 6: Snow white.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Rachel, Yeah, Rachel.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: So you know we're beating around the bush here.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: But as you can see, I wouldn't say, you know,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: just from this, I wouldn't say are slime is sentient?
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: But it's definitely not not a life So it's something
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: that we've been working on for years after. That's why
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: actually Dart joined was because Slime started kind of taking
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: its mind of its own just a little bit, just
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: a little bit.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like a puppy, if you will.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I yeah, I was brought in as a
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: slime translator. Was my official title first where kind of
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: like in that movie Arrival. I call it a show
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: because I'm old. I call movies shows. It's one of
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: the things I do.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: It is so funny that you do that. It's so
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: crazy and wild that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: You it makes you a little young that you're aware
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: of the behavior.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: It's so old that you're doing it exactly. So I
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: watched that show Arrival and I and I said, oh,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: this is a lot like what I used to do.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Because I'd go in and the slime would behind the
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: glass wall and it would be kind of bubbling, and
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: they would ask me, what's it want? What's it need?
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: And I spent some time with it, and I genuinely
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: sat with it to be like, is this is this communicating?
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: And what I realized was there was actually a boom
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: box under it that was playing Oakmova, and so the
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: rhythm was was was making the slime move. And I
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: look back and I was like, Oh, these guys are
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: high on fruit roll ups and and free sons.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: Don't forget how how we know?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Now we know? We know if we think the slime
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: is talking to us? Well, have you moved the boom box?
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, some sort of speaker first of all.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: So only a scientist could do.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: They had worked himself up into such a group. So
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: I goes to Sugar Rush that they actually convinced the
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: higher ups and they needed new employees. Hired me on.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: They went through the whole vetting process. I had background
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: checks and then I came in and said, moved the
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: boom box. It was a crazy situation.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: It's see a lot that we get our own firehouse.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: You know, every day we passed by undetected in the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: budget is a win for the Slime team.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: It is because we only are in that slimehouse.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Two days out of the week we all go back
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: to our homes in Venice.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: We're yeah, yeah, we're mostly remote now.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, awesome.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Which it's been tough.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: I gotta say you guys working remote on slime specifically
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: has been very, very tough.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Jonathan.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: COVID, Yeah, I know, what are you gonna do?
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I know about.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: COVID, and I know the theories about how slime caused COVID,
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: and I just don't want to go there this time,
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: so I would love.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: Real I think we should go there, Jonathan, I don't
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: know if we should go there. I think we should.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: I mean we we're still kind of in the dark
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: about this.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: There have been no reports or research done about the
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: correct the direct correlation between slime and COVID.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, I just don't want to get in it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Did did slime?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Was were we struggling with slime where we're trying to
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: figure out a way to make slime more interesting? Did
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: Nickelodeon own the lab? And wuhan all these things could
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: be true. I'm not saying they're false.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying I would rather not talk about it personally.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, Jonathan, all right.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I guess I'll bring something up that has been I've
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: been kind of stewing on a little bit that kind
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: of pissed me off that Vanilla said about ten minutes
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: ago that she said.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: A classic dart stew, a glad classic dart stew.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: She said something about we're all getting slimed by our boyfriends,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to bring this up. I do not
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: like the connection between slim and come. I don't like
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: when we do that. I don't think it's funny and
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's nice. And I actually think it's.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Inappropriate, even though come does, even though slime reacts similarly
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: to come here and that, even though you've got even.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: So nervous and so shy, but God, the physical energy
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: is insane.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 6: I have to bottle it up when I'm on this.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you're preaching, you're preaching the good news.
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: You're preaching. This is big too. Yeah, you don't want this, Vanilla, No, Jerky,
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: don't do this, Jerky. I don't have to say it, Vanila.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: We can't hold to the slimehouse.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: And I know, and I'm still gonna need those rides,
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: but you gotta, you gotta open your ears for this one.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: Because slime, when it gets wet, it reacts similarly to come.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: When it gets wet, it gets chonky, gets real chunky.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: And I think that's why we got a lot of
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: the comparisons. And it's and it's and it's not fair.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: It's no, it's not fair, not fair. Fair.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: I mean Gumbo you get, you get facial every other day.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: I mean the amount of ship Gumbo catches alsomber.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: We didn't mention a second ago that when you were
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: standing in for Dua Lipa. I think a new thing
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: that happened in the last ten years of Slime is
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: we started sliming people mid performance. And no one gives
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Gumbo the appreciation that Gumbo had to learn all the
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: choreography for future and nostalgia because we had to see
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: what part of the dance he could we could slim.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: Do we have to see Gumbo do the dance?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I'm in I have to get here like eight hours
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: earlier than you guys for dance call, and it is exhausting,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you know, to have to mimic all of these people,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: and you know, you have other people that you gotta mimic,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: like Taylor Swift. She's not much of a dancer, but
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: she still has a lot of choreography, and so you
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: have to both train and then untrain yourself. You have
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: to memorize these steps as a dancer would and then
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: unlearn them a little bit to mimic her sort of
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: sense of rhythm and charisma. It's exhausting and the slime
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: does not help. I will say that I will. You
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: gotta give these people credit. The slime does not help
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: when you're dancing.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Well. Well, that is all.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to bring something up real quick about Freddy. Sorry,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: just because you've been saying the word mimic a lot,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: and there are some chatboards that are calling you a
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: cryptid and they think that you might be some sort
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: of creature from another world that mimics people, and I
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: just wanted to clear that up. I don't think that's true.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I don't believe in it. But before he went on,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I just wanted to to.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think that I'm some
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: sort of evil sprite sent by the devil to mimic
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: people with unnatural uncanny ability in order to trick them
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: into doing various things. My business pursuits are unrelated to
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: my ability to mimic, and so I would push back
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: hard against that. You know, I'd try and do my
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: job every single day. Uh. You know, we've been talking
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: about a lot of problems, and I just want to say,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: there's lots of good memories that come with sliming, and
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I was just wondering if anybody has any any of
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: their favorite slimes.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Isn't one of my favorites.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: It was so special to me when we slimed the
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: entire children's hospital that was so special and so fun.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: That was really hard lift for me. I'll say that,
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: I know I'm being come shamed over here, but I'll say.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: That don't own that. You don't have to own that.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: That doesn't have to be something you believe.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: I can own my mistakes, Dart. Does that? Does that
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: make you confused because you've never owned anything in your
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: entire life?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Well, I owned it much, then name it, then name it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: I can if you own it, But you can't own it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: If you can't name.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: It, it's an undisclosed mistake. And I won't won't bring it up,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: but go ahead and talk about the children's hospital. Talk
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: about children's hospital anyway.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: It was really freaking hard to hide a bunch of
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: cases of slime in a place that is truly taking
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: care of so many children. It is so hard to
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: bring in a bunch of liquid to a children's hospital.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, I just never understood the backlash. Yes, do
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: we destroy, you know, over a billion dollars of medical equipment, Yeah,
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: that's but that is the price of joy.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: And you know what the reporters didn't say that that
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: MRI machine that we ruined was already on its way out.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was an old model. There's an old model.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: You could tell that MRI machine was very, very sick. Yeah,
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: it wasn't even it's one in the hospital if you would,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: you know.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: It wasn't even a new model m R. Yeah, it
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: was before the MRI, the tube shaped MRI. Yeahs a waterbed.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, I think one of the big mistakes.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: And I'll own this for the children's hospital. I think
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: it was one of the best things we've ever done.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Me routing it through the sprinkler system was a mistake.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: And I think that was the problem. That it went
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: into every room indiscriminately, and there were some people in
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: skin conditions. There was you know, burn victims weren't huge
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: fans of what we were doing. There was some other
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: stuff going on. It just wasn't great. Yeah, to have
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: it dark.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: What happens when a when slime interacts with burned skin?
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: What takes place there?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Well? Uh, you know when anything interacts with burnskin, the
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: burn skin is not into it, right, because there really
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: isn't too much.
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: There an incredible scientist.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean scientifically speaking, burne is unhealed skin, right,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: so so it needs some time. It needs some alone time,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: if you may so for me.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I would have sworn it would have helped. I would
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: have sworn you.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: All tried to convince me, and I was. I was
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: feeling self conscious about the shirt I was wearing that day,
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: and so I listened to you guys because I thought
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: maybe I am wrong about something.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I remember that that was that day you wore that
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: stupid fucking polo shirt that made you look like a
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: virgin dweeb. And so yeah, and and but we were
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: doing that collab with I think you set this up
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Jerky that collab where Monster Energy wanted to create a
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: line of slot line of slime with us, and we
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: tested the model and those chemicals do not interact very
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: well on human skin. I will say that shit hurt.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: That shit hurt really bad.
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: Ye are our Monster line. That was actually a tough pickup.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: I had to I had to sit with his the
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: guys for about a year before getting under their skin.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: They're tough, They're very extreme. I had a skydive like
• 45:05
  Speaker 6: eight times. Wow, we did base jumping with them. I
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: had to really go under cover for that one.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: We almost lost you to them. I remember that. We
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: did kind of bring you back.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: It was sort of a Point Break kind of situation
• 45:18
  Speaker 6: where I started to really feel affection for those guys,
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: and I feel like they understood me. We're all pretty
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: quiet guys, and we bank robbed a few times.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You went Monster Christmas, didn't you? Oh wait, you bankrupt.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: About Christmas?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: I can go to Monster. I think I gotta hear
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: about bankrop.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: I was just saying the plot of Point Break, but
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Monster Christmas totally.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: I can reply to that one.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: You know, in whichever order you feel.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Let's hit them both.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, me and those guys. We uh, we hit a
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: lot of banks. We'd wear masks when we go into
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: banks and we'd rob them a gunpoint.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Makes so much sense.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: There was that string of rob bank robberies where the
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: people were covered in green like acid that burnt their
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: skin with caffeine. And now it's making a lot more
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: sense about what what this was.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was. It was the beginning of a Joker
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: origin story could have been.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, let's hear about Christmas. Let's hear about.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Christmas, Monster Christmas. Ariana Grande?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Is there.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: No way where did she drive from?
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: She's from mid City.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Oh that's so funny. It's just so funny.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: Isn't that crazy?
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: The way you say it is so funny.
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: Oh, you know, I'm kind of you know, I may
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: be quiet, but I got stories. Yeah, I got stories.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Mid City so wide geographically, it's compasses so much of
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: the city.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know a lot of celebrities lived there. We
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: got h Ban Margiera, what Steve O, all the jackass guys.
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: We have? Who else we got in there? We have Milo,
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: benra Mile Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's fantastic.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: This is climing him was hard. He took it bad.
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: He was very sad. He was very sad and brooding
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: after he got slimmed.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a shame we couldn't get him at the
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: award show. Katy Perry, Katy Perry.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: So we talked about the Katy Perry sliming.
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, what who That's a great question. I mean,
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: just to expand it, who is your favorite person to slime?
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Who's the absolute best slime?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll talk about the Katy Perry one, because I'm
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: the one who did or create such a hard torque
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: to hit Katie with that slime. I was really excited
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: about it. To me, you know, the greatest compliment I
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: can ever get is when someone gets slimed so hard
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: they fall over. And that's exactly what happened.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And in a way, yeah, and I could speak to this.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: You know, if you fall over due to the sheer
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: force of the slime, that's your body saying thank you.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: That's your body saying I'm glad this happened.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we don't even need a verbal one, and
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: we don't get them, but we we get a lot
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: of body thank yous, and we really appreciate every single
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: body that's thanked.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: Us Vanilla, what was the setup like on that Katy Perry?
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: How did you figure out that timing? She really got
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: she really didn't see it coming.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, something's wrong with your mic.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Hold on a minute.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Someone put slime in her mic?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Oh who did that?
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: By god, I knew one of us had to get nailed.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Vanilla seems out of commission for a moment.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: That's what happens. That's what we call a slive rebound.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: You say you need a slime five, and then you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta let that person go and deal with
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: whatever slime they have to deal with. But so Vanilla's
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: on her slim five right now. Uh, and Vanilla, why
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: don't you do slime slack us when you're back? Okay,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: all right, sounds good. What are we talking about.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jonathan, Yeah, the Katy Perry fallout from that? Did
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: you have to deal with a lot of that? Or
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: was that mostly your dad?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: That?
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: So I actually had to deal with a lot of that,
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: the Katy Perry fall out. I mean, she took it
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: so well. But oh there you are. Hey, I can't
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: believe you guys put slime.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: In my mouth?
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: He got you, bitch?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: You are you are done in this town.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Put slime in my mouth and my mic and it
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: went into my mouth and I was out for ten minutes.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: It was almost like my mic malfunctioned. This was dirty
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: of you guys.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we weren't gonna slid.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: We stopped sliming each other years ago.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: We slimed you in your mouth. We slammed you up
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: your nose, We slammed you all over your face.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It was crazy.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I get it. I'm not supposed to make cum jokes.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: It won't do it again.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: What coum jokes? Oh, come on, come on back to it.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: You're mad, Dart.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You're mad.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: You're mad that I'm calling you out that I want
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: to know what you did, Dart.
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Now's the time?
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Tell us, how's the time?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: You know what? Dart will make it easy for you.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: We'll read what we have off our shared notes APP.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: That's correct. Fine, Wow, let's go round robin it. Maybe
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: let's go round robin.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: And see because we all contributed to the notes APP
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: a little bit. I have Oh my god, rockets so
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: so big, too big, bigger than I thought. That was
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: something you said in your sleep.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I said.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: I have interesting, So.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I wrote down desert desert, and then I wrote down
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: like the worms in Dune disaster disaster.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god, that's what I got.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, those are interesting.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got more to add on to that, worms
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: from Dune, cute question mark. And then I have I
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: like turtles in quotes. I think you were quoting the
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: boy from the.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Island maybe and that we don't know if that was
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: part of it or if it was just you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Guys we were watching that video, well, we were we
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: we we were watching a lot of YouTube videos on
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: the big outdoor screen at the at this.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I forgot I have like yan Cat Nean Cat.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: Ha ha ha ha ha. Can I make another Yon Cat?
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I have I shoes, Oh my god, shoes. Yeah, shoes,
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, shoes.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Which could actually imply we were very confused about that
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: one that could really actually be tied into the disaster.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: So no, I'll talk about it.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, this is it.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: And I'm I'm literally going to get murdered after today.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: So this is after I say this.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: That's really epic of you to do this.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Thanks so epic of you. Thank you, Hey, than.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I'm going to miss you.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Guys, irreplaceable.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: I'm so sad. I'm so sad to have to go to.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Do this, but it would be really awesome to hear.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: So we want.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: I really would like to live, and it's going to
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: be sad to be killed. But I will say this
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: story for you guys if it really means something. Yeah,
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: you guys figured it out. I worked in a desert
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: compound for the government whose whole soul operation was to
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: send a missile and kill the creators of YouTube.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: We didn't figure that out at all.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: We know I was working in a special syop where
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: I was going to kill the YouTube, the headquarters of YouTube,
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: and the underground of YouTube because YouTube was interfering with
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: the government elections.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Wow. I really thought this was going to be space
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: related and uh, just sort of like a misuse and
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: overlook of funds or something. Wow, this is so much
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: more intense than I thought.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: So we were wrong.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: You weren't just quoting the videos that we showed you
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: that was actually integral to the plot of what was
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: going on.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Those were the codes we were using? Were those codes?
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: And we just said the codes on air.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: And you activated the missile. Oh no, no, So we'll
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: see who dies is.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: Going to take a lot of PR. Have one of PR.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: That's the other thing is, you guys just got verbal slimed.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: No, a verbal slid.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I really had us as a threat. Wow, that was
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: a verbal slime and I got you guys.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: I can't believe I got slimed in the mouth. We
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: all got verbally slimed.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: What's next? Well, you know, there was that time that
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Jonathan Nickelodeon slimed me spiritually, tried to get me to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: come to church with him.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: That's interesting.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: I slimmed him so spiritually.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: I reached right in there and slimmed his spirituality.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: You shot, you shot a Bible out of a slime
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: cannon and it worked.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: Religious again, Freddy, I'm so glad you found God.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: It's completely changed your whole thing.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: I also feel so bad. I feel like jerky. You've
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: been slimmed financially because you shouldn't be financially responsible for
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: all that prosthetics.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah it sucks. You know, I'm still you know, Jonathan, Jonathan,
• 54:55
  Speaker 6: We've had several one on ones and ones. Yeah, it's great,
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: you know, just kicking it at Nickelodeon Studios, you know,
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: having some fruit by the foot. I love those sessions
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: we have, but it's hard, you know. Nickelodeon's budget is
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: super small relative to bigger networks like USA. Yeah, yeah, amc.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: God Juggernauts like USA have so much more money than yeah.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Competitors TSMC, the VH one channel that only plays music videos.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: If we had that money, oh my.
• 55:29
  Speaker 6: God, I'd be I'd be living in a house right now,
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: use TV.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Not a not a weird green workshop that we all
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: live in.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I would kill to have a budget,
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: but uh, you know, I love it. I love it,
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: and when you love something, money doesn't matter at all.
• 55:46
  Speaker 6: I'm happy. I'm married to Donna.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: So, guys, did you test the slime before you slimed me?
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: Because all of a sudden, I don't feel well.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Shit, oh shit, I got fifty do on small poop.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'll see that. I'll see you that in. I'll
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: raise you one hundred dollars for medium poop.
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna see that. I'm gonna raise it to large,
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: liquidy poop and blood out the ears.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: God, you're addicted to gambling. I see that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: I see that, But I think you're gonna explode into
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: some sort of ball of slime anyway, not poop. It
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: all just becomes some sort of dysmorphic slime monster.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, Freddy one, it's small poopoop.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, you guys tune into the kid's
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: choice of words. This April twenty twenty four.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Can reveal who we're sliming.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Ah, okay, let's all go around, because we got a
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: big roster.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: We got a black list.
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: We got King Charles, we have Megan Trainers Toddler.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: We've got Vookum, the guy that trades watches on TikTok,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: and of course.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Nikky Hayley will be getting slimed.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: Oh oh sorry, Oh yeah, don't forget. We've got the
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: Two Broke Girls on. We're gonna slim the Two Broke Girls.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: We also got Hojer take me to Church.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: The Apartment twenty three will be here.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: The real life Wendy from Wendy's the guy from TikTok
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: that goes did you know in the movie made in
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: twenty twenty two, he's getting slimed.
• 57:30
  Speaker 5: We're sliming the COVID compliance officer on Night Court.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: We've got We've got Charae from the Housewives.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: We got Howard Stern and Jellybean.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: We've got the banker from Deal or No Deal Island.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Jimmy Carter is running for a Kid's Choice Award. He's
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: a hundred and he's ready to get slimed.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: We're sliming Joe Biden's rescue dog, Jojobsey wis.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Dead, Tam Dove, Cameron's foot hunter, Biden's brother.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: And.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: Go for it, No you go.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: We've got the hind sisters all sliming each other.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Slaheim.
• 58:21
  Speaker 6: And a him brother. We got a him brother too.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: We got the h brother.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: The Hime brother is out of his cage. He's being
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: fed human rations and he will be slimed so high London.
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: We got the whole Gasta Seinfeld Sans Kramer Wim.
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: We're sliming a whole Apple store.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: We're sliming Asleep, Paralysis, deep and icy and icy alone.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: We're sliming the Musenex booger. It's been happening for years
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: and we're doing it again. Justin Trudeau is back with
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: another apology.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: And back with another lime.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: We're sliming too the band. We're sliming the Vegas sphere.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: And that's it, guys, that's the end of the list.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists and artists
• 59:19
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• 59:22
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