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Anti-Aging Drugs, Japan’s Centenarians, Navy Accountability and FBI Hiring Standards | TMI Ep 462 · The TMI Show with Ted Rall and Manila Chan

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Bye bye. Hello, everybody. It is Thursday, September
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17th, 2026 on Manila Chan. That'd be Ted Rall.
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This is the TMI show, Ted Manila Information
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Show. So we are working out the kinks with the
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systems. We don't know how we're going to stream
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exactly yet for our new two -day schedule. But
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we've got to see this through for eight weeks.
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So bear with us for our regular rumblers. And
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YouTube, it's working flawlessly for YouTube,
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I guess. But let us know in the comments, please,
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because we're figuring out all the kinks with
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the systems and this new rotation and stuff.
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So are we live? Yeah, we're live. Really? Yeah,
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I'm looking at us on YouTube. Hello to everybody
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in the chat who's normally in the rumble chat.
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Robbie's getting that fixed up. So yeah, again,
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apologies for any like mixing and matching, but
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programs aren't working together. So it is coming.
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Matina is asking, so no rumble for TMI. There
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will be. Robbie has to set that up because it's
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not working. Because it is not working over here.
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So we're trying to figure out. How to make everything
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it's not a permanent change. It's just a glitch
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for this right now Yeah, because now the YouTube
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is working, but the rumble isn't working. So
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bear with us And then obviously Ted and Robbie
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are going back to back from one show to the next
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so it's as hard to sort that out So anyway, I
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think Ted I think our focus today on the show.
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I would say Is health and the human body If you
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look at our topics, that's that's fair right
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like it's not for the first or the last time
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I have a feeling No, no, not the first not the
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last but I think all the stories are our human
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body related in many different ways many many
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different ways of humanity shall we say So and
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since we are now also doing this for YouTube
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We are gonna have to be a little more PG maybe
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PG 13 at most Ted I think Yeah, so we're We're
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gonna be a little Censored in dropping our normal
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f -bombs. So we'll try to make it more safe for
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share Wherever you're consuming this content,
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so let's get to it. We are We are now live on
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rumble about to go in and rebuild the metadata,
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but we are alive at least. That's okay. Okay.
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So we have reason stream yard just does not like
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rumble right now. It's yeah. It's like choosing
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one or the other. Why do we need stream yard
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now? I don't, I don't understand. Because, because
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rumble studio kept, kept pooping the bed. Yeah.
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But, but now it's pooping on rumble. I mean,
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the thing is that, I mean, look, I use rumble
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every day on deep program and it's usually fine.
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And usually that's the problem. Well, I mean
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more that's anything. Let me put it this way.
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Its record is at least as good as TMI's record
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with StreamYard. So yeah, it's that's what I'm
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saying. It's like I'd say you might as well just
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go with Rumble's free and get the same exact
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service and you get 4K. It's like really the
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visuals are much better. It looks really clear
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on YouTube. Can you guys let us know? Can you
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guys let us know in in YouTube? Does the feed
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look? Clear should look fuzzy because it's like
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Rumble studio is grabbing the feed from the X
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and stuff No, it's not YouTube is going getting
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it direct. It's going directly. Okay, cool because
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it looks really clear on Fine I'm grabbing a
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copy of a copy. That's why rumble looks like
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someone puked in a dog bowl. I mean, that's why
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that's why the rumble feed is fuzzy But I think
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the YouTube feed looks Matina says it's looking
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good And she's commenting on YouTube. And Man
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Child says, Rumble always looks shitty. Well,
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YouTube doesn't look better because you're doing
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a direct feed. I'm having to grab the feed off
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of X and then reconvert it again. So that's why.
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So it's getting filtered through through Twitter.
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That's what Robby's saying. So that's why that
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it's kind of like you have to choose one or the
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other, whichever feed you want to be the clearest.
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And from what the viewers have told me, Ted.
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They say the YouTube feed actually uses less
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bandwidth for them and that the video always
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looks clearer on YouTube. Less bandwidth. Even
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before. Yeah, that's what they're, that's what
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I've seen the chatters saying. So. Well, they
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would know. Yeah, you guys let us know. Yeah,
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you guys tell us because you guys are the ones
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watching. I can't. Obviously, I can't view us
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because we're doing the show. So I don't know
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what it looks like on the live feed So you guys
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let us know we appreciate it. This is a democracy
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sort of ish much like America All right, so Ted
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we we I'm gonna say this variety news talk show
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that we are is a we're at the forefront of discussing
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GLP -1 drugs, right? We were very early on sounding
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the alarm on Ozempic and Wigovia, but now there's
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another, I don't know if it's a side effect,
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Ted, but another effect that drugs like Ozempic
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and Wigovia, which are GLP -1 past drugs. There
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are so many effects reported on GLPs. I mean,
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it's crazy, yeah. So many. And I would say we
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have been on top of all of them. So please look
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through our library on Ozempic and Wigoby and
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other Jill P1s if you want to hear all the weird
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effects, good and bad. We have discussed them
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all on TMI over the last two years. So here's
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the newest one. So you guys already know Ozempic
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and Wigoby have already changed the medical world
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for the treatment of diabetes. And then they
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found out for the obesity part, but we know obesity
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and diabetes are often tied. They're in tandem,
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right? But now new animal research suggests their
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active ingredient, the semaglutide, may also
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affect the biological processes associated with
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aging. In a study published in Nature magazine,
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researchers gave semaglutide to healthy 20 -month
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-old female mice. After three months the mice
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performed better on tests measuring memory movement
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muscle strength and blood sugar control. Researchers
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also reported improvements in chronic inflammation,
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cellular aging, mitochondrial function, and stem
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cell decline. Among the mice that continued receiving
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semaglutide median lifespan increased from 742
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to 834 days. an improvement of about 12%. The
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findings do not prove that semaglutide slows
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aging or even extends life in humans, however.
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Scientists are also trying to determine whether
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the apparent benefits come directly from the
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drug or primarily from eating fewer calories
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and losing weight. In the study, the semaglutide
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treated mice were compared with mice placed on
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an equivalent calorie -restricted diet. Both
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groups showed better physical function, but the
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semaglutide group recorded greater improvements
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in spatial memory, exploratory behavior, and
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glucose control. However, the lifespan experiment
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compared treated mice with untreated mice, not
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with a calorie -restricted group. could not determine
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whether semaglutide extended life independently
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of reduced food intake human evidence remains
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limited a separate 2026 analysis of 51 longevity
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interventions found that semaglutide did not
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reduce biological age measurements among healthy
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older adults. GLP -1 drugs are not approved as
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anti -aging treatments and researchers warn against
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their use for that purpose in healthy people.
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Long -term appetite suppression and loss of lean
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body mass could pose particular risks to older
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adults, including inadequate nutrition, muscle
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loss, and potentially greater vulnerability.
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to falls. Scientists are now studying whether
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lower doses or additional treatments to preserve
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muscle could reduce those risks. For now, semaglutide
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remains a proven treatment for specific medical
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conditions, while its possible role in slowing
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aging remains unconfirmed. So they've opened
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a new, I don't know, probably Pandora's box,
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Ted, because you know everybody's trying to do
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like life maxing or... whatever, maxing there,
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whatever. They're trying to live forever. Maxing,
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maxing. Yeah, just trying to max the maxing.
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And I would say at the at the tip of the spear
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are all of these tech bros. You know, it's like
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a really big thing in Silicon Valley. All these
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like wealthy tech bros are trying to find ways
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to live forever, live, live forever, maybe even
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off this planet, you know, like on Mars or whatever.
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But now that the news is breaking that the semaglutide,
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the use in mice, potentially expanded the little
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squeakers' lives for another 12%, it could maybe
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be promising for humans. And I think a lot of
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these tech bros are probably going to hear about
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that and jump right on it. resident science advisor
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in the rumble chat JDC says that you know What
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the way things work in mice is that not necessarily
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it will a hundred percent work in humans But
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it at least shows us what won't work So that
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won't work in mice. So that's my understanding
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and JDC can correct me if I'm wrong, but my understanding
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of his explanation is that If it does not work
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in mice, then it definitely won't work in humans.
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But if it works in mice, there's a chance it
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could work in humans. So there is a possibility
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that this is a good, I don't know, to call it
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a side effect, Ted, just a good added benefit.
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I don't know. But like the problems with GLP
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-1s that we've discussed in the past is like,
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it creates, apparently creates holes in your
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bones, your bones, like it's like you're, it's
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like you're giving yourself osteoporosis. Cause
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you know, bone density does create extra weight,
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Ted, a lot of extra weight. So I mean, it's a
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toss -up, right? Do you want to live long forever,
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but be frail and like, like, I don't know in,
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in a, in a, in an electric wheelchair because
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like your bones are too frail. But your brain's
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still working well. Yeah. Like this. Is this
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what the trade -off is gonna be because you well,
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it's like I mean, I guess it's like yeah Do you
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want to do you want the stephen hawking lifestyle?
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Um, you know where you're 120 your brain is sharp
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He was even a swinger which is hilarious. Um,
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i'm not sure how that worked because he was paralyzed,
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you know, but He was a regular patron at swing
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clubs. Um, and he was a known friend of jeffrey
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epstein true um, so But so I don't I don't know
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Ted. I mean what? Look, there's a lot of this
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is not a fat shaming thing, but there's we know
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ever since we saw like the like the dove campaign
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for example of like Like love your body love
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your own skin and you're starting to see like
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like heavier larger plus -size models, right?
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In many regards I see Why that's a positive a
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net benefit to society to yeah, you shouldn't
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fat shame people You shouldn't hate people that
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are you know that look different than you if
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you're someone thin or whatever? Look different
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than whom most Americans are fat So I mean the
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weirdos are the thin ones. So I'm in the minority.
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Yeah, you're you're a wackadoodle. You're strange
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Yeah, you're skinny. That's that's true. I'm
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considered a skinny mini and I guess I'm the
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abnormal one but But you know, I think yeah the
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pause body positivity movement has gone and by
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the way if most Americans are overweight Then
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what's overweight? You know what? I mean? It's
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sort of like it's like 99 % of people who are
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sexually sexually active have like HPV Like so
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it's kind of like is HPV really a disease. I'm
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right or its status quo. It's it's just Is it
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something even worth mentioning? I don't know
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if it's 99%. It is. I don't know. We have to
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look that up. If you have sex regularly, you
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have HPV. I don't know. I don't know if that's
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true. I'm going to, I'm going to ask the, the
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Oracle of science here. Hold on. If, if you are
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sexually active while you do that, I'm going
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to throw out Clovis. Oh no. Don't throw out Clovis.
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He's like a highlight of the show. All right.
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Art no, I'm gonna phrase it the way Ted said
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it are sexually He meows to come in and then
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he wants to me I like he's the highlight of the
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show everybody tunes in to look at Clovis He's
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like driving me nuts. He wants to leave our 99
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% of sexually active People not diagnosed Yeah,
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they're not diagnosed most people are not diagnosed
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Okay, let's see Close approximately 80 % of sexually
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active individuals will con will contract HPV
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at some point in their lives, but not all will
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be HPV positive at the same time. Well, that's
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that's newer information. Maybe the statistic
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99 % is not accurate. Rather HPV is very common,
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but not everyone is currently in. All right.
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Well, so I maintain my point. If 80 % of everybody
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who has sex gets the same quote unquote disease,
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it's not really a disease. Have a lot of sex
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Ted and I'm not at risk of it because I must
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work monogamous. You don't know that you can
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totally get HPV Most people who have HPV are
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probably monogamous Getting HPV has nothing to
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do with being monogamous Then how else would
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you get it just sticking your dipstick and someone
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else's will oil Well, you know from and a lot
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of oils you can get it from public spaces sharing
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towels stuff like that No, no, we have to save
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that for another show but but we've uh My favorite
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weird my favorite weird STI story was one I learned
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in in sex education from mrs. Seaman in seventh
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grade at Dwight L Barnes junior high school And
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she informed us and this is true That like you
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could get like if you you know, I get cold kids
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get cold sores in their mouths, right? Obviously
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unless they're hanging out with Epstein. They're
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still virgins And if those kids are So anyway,
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you can get cold sores in your mouth, right?
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Everybody does when they're run down If that
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person then has oral sex with their partner and
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they're both 1 million percent monogamous That
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for that version of herpes can mutate into classic
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genital bad her itchy and scratchy herpes Herpes
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to herpes one can mutate into herpes to genital
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herpes In in in so like you can end up not even
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having a wild sex life and end up with herpes
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Okay. Okay. But now now going well, I guess you
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can have a better sex life I guess is is on GLP
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once Although I've heard the GLP ones reduce
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your sex drive is I've heard that too. I've not
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read that there's just so many look I know that
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like Ozempic was the ground breaker. It was like
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the first one to go into this into FDA approval
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for obviously for people with diabetes. It's
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to help control that. And the side effect is
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it brings down your weight because often for
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for what is it type type one? I think it's type
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one diabetes where you're like heavier, right?
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It's brought brought on by being a heavier set
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person. It reduces your weight and bringing down
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your blood sugar, right? So People you know celebrities
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started doing it shortly thereafter and then
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the rest of us slobs in the rest of the world
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Started doing it too because they're like, oh
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look at how skinny and gross looking Hollywood
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celebrities are with their collarbones jutting
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out and their eyeballs sunken in and I want to
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look like that but Hey, you can look like that
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longer, Ted. That's the benefit here. That's
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what I'm talking about. You can look skinny and
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gaunt and gross, like all cracked out, for even
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longer. And you can be a customer, right? That's
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the important part, Ted. You can be a customer
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to Azempic and Wagovi for even longer. That's
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the takeaway here. Well, that's totally, yeah,
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that's always the goal here. is to get you hooked
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for the rest of your life. I think that's why
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Ozempic and Wagovi have these side effects. They
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probably built it in there. They're like, oh,
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we figured out the Fountain of Youth because
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we'll keep customers alive that much longer to
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keep buying our products. Totally. Yeah. No question.
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I can see that happening. They figured out the
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Fountain of Youth. It'll keep you skinny. for
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a lot, lot, lot, lot longer. And you'll be around
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for a lot, lot, lot, lot, lot longer taking those
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shots. And they continue to rake in the profits
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day after day. So consider that if, you know,
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you're somebody that's that wants to do whatever
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health max broadly. But Ted, the next story ties
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in dovetails, I would say dovetails perfectly
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with with this GLP one story. So let's get to
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that. Alright, the number of centenarians in
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Japan has for the first time exceeded 100 ,000
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Japanese people, that according to the Health
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Ministry in Tokyo. 107 ,677 Japanese people,
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aged over 100, now live in the world's fourth
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largest economy. That's 7 ,914 more than a year
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before. We are pleased that many people are living
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longer and remaining active thanks to advances
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in medical technology, Health Minister Kenichiro
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Ueno told reporters. The number of centenarians
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has risen every year for 56 consecutive years.
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When Japan first started counting these in 1963,
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they had just 153. 25 years later, They had already
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gotten over 10 ,000. According to the latest
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survey, around 88 % of all centenarians are women.
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Japan and Japan has one of the highest life expectancies
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in the world, with women living to around 87,
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men to around 81, because the men are all driven
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crazy by the women. At the same time, Japan's
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population is shrinking at a record pace due
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to low birth rates and comparatively low levels
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of immigration. Yeah, well, they don't really
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allow it. At the start of the year, the number
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of Japanese citizens fell below 120 ,000 for
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the first time in 42 years. The million, 120
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million. Yeah, 120 million to around 119 .7 million.
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Within a single year, the country's population
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shrunk by nearly a million, roughly the size
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of a large city. The cost of social security
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are rising year after year due to the declining
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birth rate and the aging population, placing
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an increasing burden on public finances. And
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of course, this is a country that already has
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one of the highest levels of national debt among
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industrialized nations. Worse than us? Worse
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than us in national debt or just about? I don't
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know, but it's up there. I mean, we're very bad,
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but we're hardly alone. I mean, so the other
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day, parenthetically, I was listening to a report
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about the birth rate drop off in industrialized
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countries and how South Korea has one of the
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lowest fertility rates in the world. They only
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have 0 .7 fertility rate. Per couple yikes right
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per per woman. They they look at the woman. Uh,
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you need 2 .1 just to stay keep your population
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even so They went to they they went to a school
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in south korea that I don't know I think it was
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an elementary school And they said that this
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was a school that was originally built not long
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ago for 700 students And it had 700 students
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and at this point it's there's three kids left
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There are one. I don't know three No, no three
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and and so the the the the the interviewer from
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the knee from from America asked the principal
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You know They said he said like you used to go
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through the classrooms you walk down the hall
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all the classrooms are dark Closed all the chairs
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are up on shit all the up on desks They try to
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keep everything neat because it's South Korea
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and everything's clean but basically There's
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no students and when you walk the streets of
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Seoul, there's no kids It's children of men over
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there and um, they have And he and it's like
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it's it's really crazy and but my but he said
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that he asked the principal So do these kids
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get along and the principal looked at him like
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he was an idiot and was like There's only three
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of them. They're the only other kids they know
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Like getting along isn't an issue You know, that's
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not like there's no, there's no clicks, right?
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The little children are acutely aware of like,
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we're it. Like, yeah, they know. Yeah. How? I
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mean, it's really, I mean, it's so dark. It's
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like just, this was a week, a week after my son
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told me like about himself and his friends, uh,
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you know, who were all gen z they said you know
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we know we're probably going to die before we're
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our natural life spans due to climate change
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and he's like but we're it's kind of okay we
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think it's kind of cool i was like well how's
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it cool it's like what we kind of we kind of
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we're the end of the human story we got we get
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to see the end of the movie that's so Freaking
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bleak. Okay. Okay. Wait, so I have a I have a
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friend a buddy. I knew from college He ended
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up marrying a Korean lady and and we're you know,
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we're from California like so they lived in Burbank
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And then after they got married they they had
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a kid one No, they had two by the time they moved
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away. So she's even though she's lived in the
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US a long time Her parents were getting older.
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She said I and the US was sinking obviously several
25:34
years ago They decided to make the leap move
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to South Korea and now they have a boy and a
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little girl so they're the kids are are half
25:43
half Jewish and half Korean so they have a little
25:47
girl which means they now have one out of the
25:49
tens kids in Korea this is so sad so so the kids
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are are effectively half white half Asian their
25:57
Hapa kids right so they get to South Korea and
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the Korean PR and media machines went nuts over
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them and I didn't understand why I didn't I didn't
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know this back then Because they're kids or because
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they're biracial both But probably because there's
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no children. There's no children. Oh My god,
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how? Bleak and sad and depressing. So yeah, I
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I never I never thought of it in this context
26:29
of declining birth rates So I would say they
26:32
moved I would say during during Trump won I guess
26:37
So the kids are growing up there and they're
26:40
little and they're super cute. Of course. Yeah,
26:41
they're super cute kids, but I mean these kids
26:45
were literally plastered on every billboard to
26:49
sell every product to do everything like they
26:51
were like the biggest child model sensations
26:54
to ever hit South Korea and I was like is it
26:58
because they're hopper kids like I get it hopper
27:01
kids are really cute, but Is that why? But now
27:04
looking at it through this lens of how developed
27:08
Asian nations like South Korea and Japan have
27:12
a zero point something birth rate, now I understand
27:16
why. I'm not poo -pooing on those kids because
27:22
I know them, I know their parents and they're
27:24
super cute parents. Good looking parents, really
27:27
cute kids, super cute, but now I understand all
27:30
the rage is because It's children of men over
27:34
there. Holy moly. Like I just didn't realize
27:36
it was this bad and now you look at Japan the
27:40
story being about centenarians having more than
27:43
I think it was like a hundred and seven thousand
27:45
centenarians and The number of births Was under
27:53
a hundred thousand Ted. That's horrific. You
27:56
literally have more centenarians than babies
28:00
Yeah That's I mean many of you guys know I just
28:06
had a baby a few months ago like I look at her
28:08
and I'm like Well, how how do they not have more
28:11
of these in Japan like how? At what point does
28:17
the the longevity conversation and this is like
28:19
I said it it dovetails from the GLP one conversation
28:22
At what point? What is life worth living if you're
28:27
like alone and you have no loved ones and no
28:30
family and you're like a hundred and seven and
28:34
and and you're living to see the the the end
28:37
of your country, the end of your civilization
28:40
like that is bleak and depressing. Japan has
28:45
way more 100 year old people, 100 plus than they
28:49
have babies. Let that sink in. Let that sink
28:53
in. There's no babies. What is happening in Asia,
28:58
Ted? I don't get it. It's not strictly a Japanese
29:03
problem, as we just talked about in South Korea.
29:07
Why are the people just not getting shacked up?
29:12
They're not getting married. They're not having
29:13
kids. What do you think it is? Birth control,
29:16
abortion, and immigration. Not immigration, immigration.
29:20
All three of those things play a role. I mean
29:24
Japan doesn't allow anybody to immigrate there.
29:27
I mean Ted would know he's been there many times
29:29
Yeah, it's impossible. Yeah, basically they don't
29:31
let anybody in I mean you look honestly they
29:34
are an argument for him for allowing immigration
29:37
because they don't have enough they have no diversity
29:40
of ethnicity or culture or of thought so Basically,
29:46
yeah, it's a highly homogenous society and they
29:49
don't have enough people to do all the jobs that
29:52
they need done I mean they would be I think robbie
29:55
you'd probably say like these people should probably
29:58
consider Allowing more immigration. Also, it's
30:01
there's no legal path to citizenship worth speaking
30:04
of. I mean there it's like when a Like let's
30:08
say a white person marries a japanese national
30:11
You there is theoretically you can apply for
30:15
citizenship and some dudes have succeeded in
30:18
doing it uh some ladies too uh but it's very
30:22
very very hard you have to certainly be fluent
30:25
in japanese um oh and like um what's the requirement
30:29
it's it's like yeah but you're not gonna i mean
30:31
with they won't even think about it if you're
30:33
not but even if you are it's like so fucking
30:35
what they don't care so they just basically getting
30:38
it's the world's most exclusive club you're misunderstanding
30:42
me i'm not saying immigration by letting people
30:44
in i'm saying immigration by exporting your people
30:47
and emigration emigration emigration emigration
30:52
so they're sending their people out meanwhile
30:55
they are are they who's sending their people
30:57
out the japanese the japanese are leaving japan
31:00
yeah and so there's an exodus yeah they call
31:04
it yes for like the austria is a big problem
31:06
with this right now with uh with koreans i know
31:09
a lot of south koreans i know i know way more
31:12
koreans than i know i don't think that's true
31:14
about you They're they're very proud people and
31:19
like want to stay within their groups and I've
31:22
seen videos It's not happening in significant
31:26
now, it's not happening in at significant Insignificant
31:30
numbers. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Cuz I I seriously
31:33
I seriously know way way way foreigners in Japan
31:37
like foreign like residents who are working They're
31:39
leaving because the economy sucks How in debt
31:45
are they, Ted? It says that they're also one
31:47
of the... Then Japan replacing its demographics
31:50
with foreigners. I mean, that doesn't solve the
31:53
problem because then you're no longer Japan.
31:54
Because then you cease to be Japan, right? Yeah,
31:55
exactly. If you import 7 million Indians, then
32:02
you're no longer Japan. I mean, they're committing
32:06
suicide and the thing is... Oh, wow. Japan actually
32:10
has relative to the size of its economy the biggest
32:13
national debt in the world Oh relative to their
32:16
economy Wow their gross debt ratio is the highest
32:21
What is it? 204 to 230 percent Wow yikes Yeah,
32:29
so way more than double and that's not gonna
32:31
get any better with the state of their economy
32:34
Yeah, and especially if like all you have is
32:37
an aging population and nobody to continue working.
32:43
What do they do? What does Japan do? First of
32:48
all, they're going to break the bank because
32:50
they're going to continue to have centenarians
32:52
like heads and shoulders beyond any other country.
32:58
I think it was Okinawa that last I saw Okinawa
33:03
was like the central hub for centenarians more
33:07
than any any other of the Japanese islands, but
33:11
what do they do then if their social security
33:13
system Breaks because everybody is a hundred
33:17
and nobody is one is age one. I Mean the economists
33:23
just published a piece asking will Japan bring
33:26
down the world economy Yikes Hey, man, g7 they're
33:35
gonna keep stealing Russian funds. That's how
33:39
they'll use that to cover Whatever financial
33:42
gaps they have in Japan. They're already doing
33:45
that for Ukraine, right the g7 They're like,
33:47
let's let's take Russians Russia's frozen funds
33:50
and then apply it to Ukraine and then but we'll
33:53
give it to Ukraine as a loan Remember when the
33:55
g7 did that so they're in deep shit because of
33:57
the oil crunch So things are really looking bad
34:02
for Japan is what I'm hearing. Yeah, they're
34:04
they're kind of fucked So you can live to be
34:08
a hundred and seven But you'll be eating like
34:13
grubs and Right. Well, fortunately Japan Japanese
34:18
people do eat seaweed and all sorts of that's
34:21
true Not particularly They don't eat as much
34:24
as we do. So there's that part of the reason
34:27
they are This is a problem, though, that they
34:32
can fix. I mean, the biggest problem is economic
34:35
pressures. Their government can solve these problems.
34:37
One thing what they can do is lower the tax burden.
34:40
They can mandate a 40 -hour workweek instead
34:43
of a 70 -hour workweek. You can outlaw abortion.
34:45
You can outlaw birth control. There are things
34:47
that you're able to do. These problems are solvable.
34:52
They're not going to outlaw birth control or
34:56
abortion in Japan. It would run completely counter
34:59
to their political culture It's just they're
35:02
not they're just not going to political culture.
35:04
I mean look Ted their political culture is killing
35:07
them. That's that's all And ours is killing us
35:13
it's sort of like it's like we should everyone
35:15
could look at the u .s And say they need it.
35:17
They need a third and fourth party. Are we gonna
35:19
have one? Sure. No Look, look, they're they're
35:24
They're lady their new lady prime minister. I
35:26
mean she's She is what? Sanai. Yeah, yes. What
35:35
is her first name? I can't remember. I forget.
35:39
But the lady prime minister is what Gloria Steinem
35:44
probably would be, you know, singing and dancing
35:47
about from her grave, right, is because she forced
35:51
her husband to take her name. True, she did.
35:57
Isn't that like a thing that like, is it Portuguese
35:59
or Japanese people who somehow the woman's name
36:03
gets carried on as like a second and third name?
36:06
You know what I'm talking about. That's why they
36:08
have those long names. But the current Prime
36:13
Minister, her husband dropped his surname for
36:16
hers. And also, she's like... 60 ish something
36:22
so well past birthing age usually but she has
36:27
no children her husband though is a divorcee
36:30
so he does have children with from his first
36:33
marriage but she herself has no children she's
36:37
been a careerist politician her whole life so
36:41
she's exactly what you know somebody like Gloria
36:44
Steinem would have been like yes that's my girl
36:47
at a girl But with her though, she had ovarian
36:52
cancer or something when she was young, so she
36:54
had to get a hysterectomy. Is that true? So that's
36:56
because she chose not to have children because
36:58
she physically can't. Is that right? I didn't
37:00
read that. I never read that about her. I never
37:01
heard, well, I never looked deep into her history.
37:03
There's one that criticisms that people have
37:05
because though she's considered far right in
37:07
Japan, it's like, well, you're about this. The
37:09
Japanese nationalists, they're like me, they're
37:11
Team Robbie. Let's get busy. Let's have a lot
37:13
of kids. Let's make are they really saying that
37:16
the right wing? Well, they've had that this goes
37:19
way back I mean and they're not it's not just
37:21
a right -wing thing. I mean the Soviet Union
37:23
also Encouraged people to have more kids They
37:28
offered medals to mothers who had multiple kids
37:31
Nazi Germany speaking of far, right? They they
37:34
also were trying to get people to have kids You
37:37
know, that's becoming I mean, I think now it's
37:40
so funny the population bomb days are over Everybody
37:43
recognizes that the earth's population is going
37:47
to peak out at about nine or ten billion And
37:50
the growth rate has already really leveled off
37:53
You know was exponential in the 80s and 90s.
37:56
Yeah, and now it's leveled off and it's clearly
37:59
going to start to drop You know by the end of
38:03
this century and maybe maybe fall off a cliff
38:06
but certainly start to decline Well, I mean with
38:10
all the The forever chemicals and the plastics
38:14
in our food that we're all digesting that we
38:16
know talking to dr. Shana Swan Right in our rumble
38:23
exclusive She talked about how and why this is
38:27
like the declining birth rate is is all the plastics
38:29
in our food and all I mean, I don't know if Japan
38:31
has the same problem because obviously their
38:33
diet is different and Even though they have a
38:36
much better diet than we do. Yeah. But if you
38:41
look at sheer birth rates, they're doing worse
38:44
than us. And they have, I would say, a better
38:47
food packaging system. Meals at schools are much
38:51
better. They have other things that are so much
38:54
better than us. But yet people are whatever.
38:59
They're not having babies for a myriad of reasons.
39:04
That is shocking. It's just shocking to hear
39:07
when you juxtapose somebody that's 105 versus
39:11
how many newborn babies you have. Leave it, by
39:15
the way, to the TMI show to turn a story about
39:17
how people are living longer into a negative
39:20
story. Well, it kind of is though. If you don't
39:24
have the balance of babies to offset great grandma
39:27
staying alive, well, she ain't never gonna be
39:30
great grandma, that's for sure, because... Her
39:34
grandchildren aren't having kids. Yeah. Yeah.
39:38
Yeah There you are sucks. But yes, if you're
39:42
new to the TMI show, yes, leave it to us We will
39:45
find story of like we will find the gray lining
39:48
in every silver cloud There you go All right
39:57
So here's one that that does piss me off for
40:00
other women Ted. So a judge ruled an alleged
40:03
rape of a U .S. Navy civilian engineer by the
40:07
ship's captain, no less, was, quote, within her
40:11
duties and should be treated as a work injury.
40:16
OK. Well, could this be could this be positive?
40:19
Could this mean that she qualifies for workman's
40:21
comp? OK, let me let me get to it. Ready? Actually,
40:25
yes. Right. Yeah. So. A federal judge in New
40:30
Jersey has halted a lawsuit filed by a civilian
40:34
engineer, a female, who alleges she was raped
40:37
by the captain of a U .S. Navy operated ship,
40:40
ruling that federal workers comp authorities
40:44
must first determine whether her claim falls
40:47
under workplace injury law. So I guess the judges
40:51
are doing something. I was talking about yesterday
40:54
on the program, just about like how fucking ridiculous
40:59
it is to get your day in court. Going back to
41:03
the Magna Carta, citizens of the Western world
41:06
have been told for a thousand years that they
41:09
can get in front of a jury of... Six or nine
41:12
or twelve men and women good and true to decide
41:15
and adjudicate their grievances But that's bullshit
41:19
because look at this woman She doesn't she doesn't
41:21
get to go to court the judge is like well first
41:23
you have to figure out this workman's comp Angle
41:26
that sounds like what's the word? Bullshit, but
41:30
anyway move on go ahead. Yeah, so so, okay So
41:33
the judge says that. Like, first, you guys have
41:36
to figure out if this is a workplace injury law
41:40
case. So Elsie Dominguez, a U .S. Merchant Marine
41:45
Academy graduate, sued the federal government
41:47
in November of 2025. She alleges that Captain
41:51
Yamil Sanchez Padilla assaulted her aboard the
41:57
U .S. Navy ship Carson City. What a name of a
42:01
ship Carson City while the vessel was docked
42:04
in the capital of Nevada I know that's why it's
42:08
like Ships were supposed to be named Nevada.
42:11
Well, Nevada is a famous, you know, Carson City
42:13
device a famous port Yes, that makes a lot of
42:19
sense Ted because they just they truck it over
42:22
from the L .a. into The Carson City was docked
42:31
in Italy back in December of 2021. So there's
42:35
right there's four years is a four year gap between
42:38
when this alleged incident happened and when
42:41
she filed a lawsuit four years. So Miss Dominguez
42:44
says she became unusually intoxicated after consuming
42:48
just one beer and one shot while ashore and believes
42:51
her drink may have been drugged. She returned
42:54
to the ship. She says locked her cabin and went
42:57
to sleep. She then alleges Captain Padilla later
43:02
used a master access code to enter the room and
43:06
raped her according to the lawsuit According
43:09
to the lawsuit. Mr. Padilla sent Miss Dominguez
43:12
an apologetic text message the next day saying
43:15
quote. This is a quote I am so embarrassed by
43:19
what I did to you that I do not even have the
43:22
strength to see you face to face I hope that
43:25
someday you can forgive me You have a very special
43:28
place in my heart and I appreciate you very much.
43:31
Perhaps more than I should. I wish you the best.
43:36
Now, Ms. Dominguez also alleges Mr. Padilla prevented
43:39
her from obtaining a drug test and threatened
43:42
to damage her career. Although the thing about
43:42
the text message is it doesn't admit to rape,
43:46
right? The text message could be, you know, anything.
43:48
It could be referring to anything. Sorry I tripped
43:50
you in the hallway. Yeah. Sorry I said that stupid
43:54
thing to you. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry I called
43:56
you a whatever. So she says she later contacted
44:01
the command's sexual assault response coordinator,
44:04
but was told she could not file a restricted
44:07
report that would keep her identity from being
44:10
disclosed through the chain of command. The DOJ
44:14
argued that because the alleged assault occurred
44:17
aboard the ship, Ms. Dominguez, her claim may
44:21
fall under the federal employees Compensation
44:25
Act, which generally makes workers comp the exclusive
44:29
remedy for covered federal workplace injuries.
44:33
U .S. District Judge Edward Keel agreed that
44:37
the compensation system must address the coverage
44:40
question before the civil case can proceed. Mr.
44:44
Padilla denied committing rape and described
44:46
the encounter as consensual but alcohol related.
44:50
He was placed on paid administrative leave Coast
44:54
Guard prosecutors later filed a sexual misconduct
44:57
complaint, but the case was reportedly withdrawn
45:01
after Padilla surrendered his merchant mariner
45:04
credentials. So there's all kinds of wow. I think
45:10
women just all kinds of wow. So if you if you
45:16
get raped while on Do not even duty because she's
45:23
she is a civilian engineer working aboard a US
45:26
Navy ship If you get raped while you're on at
45:32
your post on you know job on your on the job
45:36
That there's no criminal offense there this is
45:41
a workman's comp issue this is a workplace injury
45:44
I Mean, okay. So I guess the question is here
45:48
legally speaking What is a workman's comp injury?
45:53
Um, you know, I always assume it was, it was
45:56
an accident that occurred - Like a slip and fall,
45:58
right? Like you - Yeah! Like a slip and fall.
46:01
You work at the grocery store. You slip and fall
46:03
because a milk bottle exploded or whatever. Like
46:05
that's - Yeah. But a rape? I mean, I got workman's
46:11
comp for a minor accident at work once. I was
46:14
working in an office and there was a pipe sticking
46:16
out, a small pipe. Sticking out maybe three inches
46:19
from the floor near my desk and I was always
46:23
ducking around it. But one day I inattentively
46:27
banged into it and and and fucked up my ankle
46:30
So, you know, I was out for a few days dealing
46:33
with it. And during that time they gave me Workman's
46:38
I was on workman's comp That's obviously now
46:41
it wasn't directly related. It's not like I was
46:43
running a forklift and then I'd like spilled
46:46
something on myself, but it was still like a
46:48
workplace injury. But this is an assault, right?
46:53
I mean, it's not like the guy's penis fell, you
46:56
know, tripped and he fell into her vagina. She
46:58
tripped and fell on it. Right, exactly. I mean,
47:02
you know, I mean, the guy broke into her room,
47:06
allegedly. Well, I mean, if her account is accurate,
47:10
this is... Mean as these things go I would say
47:13
it sounds pretty credible to me But yeah, it's
47:18
yeah, I mean it's horrible obviously and you
47:21
know Ted I'm not a me to her but from from what
47:24
little details Miss Dominguez released From her
47:29
case. She seems to have a credible. She seemed
47:31
to have a credible case, right? Yeah, I mean
47:34
she let's put it this way I would as a juror.
47:37
I would definitely want to hear all about it.
47:39
Can I put it? Let's put it that way Yeah, yeah,
47:41
but like apparently this judge is preventing
47:43
it from getting to that right and like so if
47:47
it's not The judge is saying first take care
47:50
of the workman's comp then you could see if it's
47:52
a civil case But where's the the criminal case
47:56
isn't isn't rape a criminal act? Yeah, it's a
48:01
very serious criminal act right I mean, it's
48:03
like obviously Like I just can't I can't fathom
48:09
This poor woman like so the guy the guy threatened
48:12
to hurt her career even right like so I mean,
48:17
I don't know what the evidence is because obviously
48:19
if this is a touchy subject and it's an ongoing
48:22
case So she probably can't reveal much and when
48:25
she talks to the press and her lawyers can't
48:27
reveal much because there's there's ongoing litigation
48:30
and other Workman's comp stuff, right? I just
48:38
can't. I mean, it's like I can't even write.
48:43
I can't even like this is this. Yes. File this
48:45
under. I can't even workman's comp get raped
48:49
on the job and get workman's comp. That's what
48:53
the judge is saying. Crazy. It's insane. Yeah.
48:57
Crazy, crazy, crazy. All right, Ted, that'd be
49:07
you. I know, I know. Here we go. I'm waiting
49:09
for my computer. All right, here we go. The FBI
49:12
has loosened several automatic hiring disqualifications,
49:16
including rules involving prostitution, theft
49:19
from an employer, and bestiality. Because apparently,
49:25
the Bureau's recruitment problems required reviewing
49:27
everyone. FBI Director Cash Patel defended the
49:32
changes at the FBI in a heated Senate Judiciary
49:37
Committee hearing on Tuesday, saying that the
49:39
new policy is supposed to protect crime victims,
49:43
particularly people forced into degrading acts
49:46
by human traffickers. Senator Dick Durbin, Democrat
49:49
of Illinois, questioned a June FBI directive
49:52
that reportedly removed automatic disqualification,
49:57
that was the previous policy, for applications
49:59
who had engaged in bestiality or had solicited
50:03
sex or stolen from an employer. Patel argued
50:08
that trafficking victims should not be barred
50:11
from serving simply because they were forced
50:13
to participate in such conduct. Durbin responded
50:17
that the policy refers broadly to applicants
50:19
who engaged in bestiality rather than specifically
50:22
identifying victims. Senator John Kennedy, Republican
50:26
of Louisiana, then pressed Patel on whether someone
50:29
who voluntarily participated in bestiality should
50:33
remain eligible. Patel said voluntary conduct
50:37
would still disqualify an applicant, but said
50:40
that coerced victims, people who were forced
50:45
to engage in bestiality, deserve individual consideration.
50:51
But bestiality is no longer on the public list
50:54
of automatic hiring disqualifications. So the
50:58
revised standards also allow consideration of
51:01
applicants who paid for sex Fewer than three
51:04
times more than 10 years ago. Okay. That's a
51:10
lot of times, man. I mean, like, it's not that
51:14
you paid for sex three times or twice, but you
51:18
got caught paying for sex two or three times,
51:21
like by the law, right? So you're kind of a retard,
51:25
okay, and a horny dog. You're a serial John.
51:28
Yeah, you're a serial John. Yeah, I mean, that's
51:31
kind of I mean personally, I think prostitution
51:33
should be legal, but that's That's an eye -opener
51:37
theft from a former employer employer main Automatic
51:43
rejection, I guess I agree. It shouldn't necessarily
51:45
be automatic rejection. Like if the person got
51:48
caught taking home a stapler Right, you know,
51:51
I'm not sure that that should you know automatically
51:54
disqualify you I have I have personally and and
51:59
I've owned up to this but the company shuttered
52:01
so they I don't know that they have any recourse
52:03
but I Have been known to take office supplies
52:07
home. Me too. Me too. Yeah, it's true. I mean
52:10
I even took those I even took the little hole
52:14
protectors for the paper Yeah, do you remember
52:18
those like, you know like yeah, you know, you
52:20
know like spiral bound notebooks and then you
52:24
put you get the three hole paper and then And
52:27
then like the but to keep the paper from pulling
52:29
out you can get like these like little discs
52:32
these little they're like the size of and shape
52:34
of a Like they're like a um, god, what are those
52:38
things called? Um, they're like little nub things
52:40
that you press together No, not really right.
52:43
No, it's a little plastic disc It's uh It's like
52:48
a candy. It's like a candy. That's like in the
52:50
shape of a white disc. You know what i'm talking
52:52
about It's like a hole in the you're gonna have
52:54
to send me a picture. I don't know what that
52:56
is Anyway, so Ted and I are are by the way this
53:01
are admitted But not be stealists not no no,
53:06
but we're admitted office product stealers from
53:09
true true I own up to that I have I have taken
53:14
a stapler and some post -it notes I needed post
53:17
-it notes at home. I never stole a stapler, but
53:19
I've been known to take pens I mean, what do
53:23
they expect? They hire a cartoonist. Those pens
53:25
are going to walk, man. I'm a journalist, right?
53:28
Journalist. What do you mean? Pens are going
53:30
to go. I mean, that's just how it is. Pens are
53:31
going to go and notepads are going to go. Sorry.
53:34
Yeah. I don't even feel sorry for it. I don't
53:37
even apologize. That's just how it is. So we
53:39
can go apply to work with Cash Patel is what
53:43
Patel is saying. And in fact, I will. Don't think
53:45
I won't because I will. And no one can stop me.
53:49
So hold on. Two more paragraphs. Let's finish
53:52
that. Okay. All right. Democratic senators requested
53:55
records identifying who reviewed and approved
53:58
the changes, along with info about applicants
54:00
who would have been rejected under the previous
54:02
standards. They have until September 28th to
54:05
respond. Patel insisted that all applicants still
54:07
have to complete the Bureau's broader screening
54:10
process. In short, bestiality may now receive
54:14
context, but failing the background check is
54:17
still frowned upon. So isn't that part of the
54:21
background check? Well, so, all right, so in
54:25
the exchange that went viral between Senator
54:29
Kennedy and FBI Director Patel, Patel asked,
54:36
there was a question of like, so who exactly
54:40
is disqualified here? The animal or the, I swear
54:45
this came up. or the or the bestialist and he's
54:47
like no the animal is not disqualified although
54:50
i'm not sure the fbi hires animals but maybe
54:52
that's a dog's that's true canine units as they
54:56
call them um the whole thing but it was just
55:01
like okay i but what i want to know is he says
55:06
that people are trafficked into bestiality now
55:11
i have to admit i've been around a while i'm
55:14
63 years old now I've never heard of this and
55:18
I don't know about you, but I kind of am calling
55:22
bullshit on the idea that there is a business
55:26
in which people are kidnapped and then and basically
55:31
told they have to have sex with animals Or that
55:35
violence will occur to them. I don't think that's
55:38
true Just saying I I've never and I don't think
55:43
that's true in all the years that between you
55:46
and i that we've we've been journalists right
55:49
we're talking like like more than half a century
55:52
between the two of us we're talking 70 years
55:55
between the two of us that's right i have never
55:58
ever in my life reported on or even come across
56:01
or even been pitched the story of or heard of
56:07
human trafficking rings in which animal sex is
56:12
a part of no I'm gonna say and but I have we
56:19
have to go beyond this point because this part
56:21
makes it really as if this was sufficiently titillating
56:24
enough of according to cash Mattel testifying
56:28
under oath in for India in the August halls of
56:33
the United States Senate During its 250th anniversary
56:37
of the Republic. He says He says that there are
56:42
FBI. There are people who applied to the FBI
56:48
who claimed to have been trafficked into America's
56:52
burgeoning bestiality trafficking trade, which
56:56
also raises the question of were they hired?
57:00
And if so, where are they working? And also it
57:04
raises the question of at a time of AI and shrinking
57:08
jobs, could America really afford to reduce its
57:14
massive employment sector in the bestiality trafficking
57:18
trade. I mean, this might now be an important
57:21
part of our gross domestic product, and that
57:24
maybe we should consider legalizing bestiality
57:29
trafficking among not just FBI agents, but among
57:33
everybody, like CVS workers. I was going to say
57:36
pharmacist. Same thing. Sure. Why not? So like
57:39
if somebody's applying to be a pharmacist and
57:42
they're like, you know, I may have engaged in
57:44
bestiality. Am I now forbidden from being a pharmacist?
57:49
May have. Would I be forbidden from getting my
57:53
pharmacist's license? That is a good question
57:56
and one for which there is no good answer. So
58:01
what Cash Patel was saying in the testimony in
58:05
the hearing was that What prompted him to change
58:09
the rules? Yes was that some people Applied and
58:15
was like but listen, bro You may hear some stories
58:20
when you do my background check. Yeah If you
58:23
talk to my cousin Jonathan in Salt Lake City
58:27
Mm -hmm. He might Say something Like I'm you
58:33
know, I may have engaged in horse in horse fuckery
58:37
or in horseplay Ted horseplay. Yeah So my cousin
58:43
Jonathan tells you this I just I need to be clear
58:47
about it. I Didn't choose to do that It was against
58:52
my will. I was trafficked into it It's well known
59:02
that 75 % of Americans have been trafficked into
59:06
bestiality. Like, I'm glad they dropped the restriction,
59:13
the hatred for, you know, like... Bestialists
59:19
have often been discriminated against in our
59:22
society unfairly. In all seriousness, I'm glad
59:28
the FBI... is no longer, you know, anti - stapler
59:34
stealer. Beastialist phobes. I didn't know that
59:39
they were to begin with. I've never looked into
59:42
what the, you know, the stringent hiring standards
59:46
were. You know, this could be like they sold
59:49
out to big bestiality. I just don't, I don't
59:53
understand. You thought Epstein was bad. Epstein's
59:56
like rolling in his grave right now saying, What
59:59
the fuck? What the fuck did I do? Now the FBI
1:00:02
is hiring like, you know, cat fuckers. Like what?
1:00:08
What? I don't deserve this shit. This is ridiculous.
1:00:11
I just want to say that I want to point out how
1:00:14
the mighty have fallen. You know, for decades
1:00:17
and decades, Hollywood has romanticized and vaunted
1:00:21
the FBI, right? Like they're America's vaunted.
1:00:24
Law enforcement group right like true. There's
1:00:28
so many shows and countless movies about the
1:00:31
FBI They're just brave and fearless and wonderful
1:00:34
amazing human beings that save America all the
1:00:37
time true But now cash Patel I spy for the FBI
1:00:43
as John Hyatt once sang But now cash Patel's
1:00:47
FBI is like come one. Come all you got a pulse
1:00:51
We'll hire you. You like banging animals? We'll
1:00:54
hire you. Yeah, if you've got sheep DNA on your
1:00:56
schlong, that's cool. We're good. Do you think
1:01:00
they do scrapings of people's junk to see applicants'
1:01:03
junk to see, like, hey, like, we could help noticing
1:01:07
that there was octopus schmutz on your junk.
1:01:11
What's going on there? You'll have some explaining
1:01:16
to do. Yeah, I mean, okay, so here's the thing
1:01:21
the reality is more prevalent than I think most
1:01:24
people are aware You know, like I was reading
1:01:27
a fascinating and extremely disturbing story
1:01:30
about how the People who have farms in room and
1:01:37
have horses in remote areas It is a massive problem
1:01:41
that people often break into the stables at night
1:01:44
to mess with the horses and that they have to
1:01:48
have motion detector cameras and special locks
1:01:51
in order to protect their their horses from being
1:01:55
sexually violated and it's like it's not like
1:01:59
a like oh it happened one time at this one farm
1:02:02
one it's like a thing like farmers have to worry
1:02:05
about as if they didn't have enough to worry
1:02:07
about but like yeah i just i just can't i just
1:02:13
These last two stories are just that I can't
1:02:16
I just can't I just don't know what I have no
1:02:18
more words like I Hiring is hilarious hiring
1:02:25
standards Well, that's all I gotta say hiring
1:02:30
you and I here's the thing too you and I probably
1:02:33
couldn't get jobs at You know at the FBI because
1:02:37
we would be we would be accused of being like
1:02:40
Russians or Russian agents But so I think the
1:02:45
trick is if we ever want to pivot over to the
1:02:48
FBI Clearly the move here is to just say listen,
1:02:52
we're not Russian agents, but we have had sex
1:02:56
with Russian animals and Then we were trafficked
1:03:00
into it trafficked into it. Like yeah, they forced
1:03:02
me at gunpoint to do it with a golden marmot
1:03:07
And by the way, where's this business? I want
1:03:10
to know this. What exactly does this look like?
1:03:16
Is there a cadre of Epstein -like super rich
1:03:19
evildoers who sit around and watch pornos of
1:03:24
people unwillingly boning animals? I'm not saying
1:03:31
it's impossible, but it seems very unlikely to
1:03:35
me. So you're you're telling me that the senator
1:03:39
that was grilling hash Patel he he was incredulous
1:03:45
Right, I'm I'm well, yeah Right And I love was
1:03:55
there a slew was there a slew of people that
1:03:58
applied Ted? Are we talking like what? It basically
1:04:01
could Patel swore under oath that this has happened
1:04:06
and that's why It needed I mean it had to be
1:04:10
a yeah It had to be often enough that Patel was
1:04:13
like we got to change policy on this guys I would
1:04:15
say if it happened more than once. Yeah, you
1:04:17
might be thinking you have to have a policy,
1:04:19
right? So to me that's really bizarre to be Yeah,
1:04:24
to be you know, obviously to say the least So
1:04:29
that there's the news this week guys, yeah I
1:04:33
mean and crash hotel came off as even more of
1:04:37
an idiot than usual which is saying something
1:04:40
The dude, you know, the dude is is a lawyer.
1:04:43
He has his law degree. He was a DOJ lawyer for
1:04:46
a long time Was he ever like a litigator or no,
1:04:50
I don't know. I don't know what his position
1:04:51
was, but he was he was he That's the bar. I mean,
1:04:54
he's, I guess he can't be that stupid, but as
1:04:59
he's pretty dumb as the FBI director, I just
1:05:03
feel like he's in the job to be like a bro. Um,
1:05:08
he's using it higher just cause he's an influencer,
1:05:11
like a podcast. I don't even know. No, he was,
1:05:15
he was a DOJ attorney for a long time. He actually
1:05:18
had a federal career for like legitimately for
1:05:20
a long time. Um, And and then he started in Trump
1:05:26
1 .0. He was in the DOJ and and I guess he he
1:05:30
hurried favor I guess somehow with Trump and
1:05:33
started doing the podcast circuit and you know
1:05:36
was on Rogan was on That's how he became known
1:05:40
to Trump It like Trump was like I have this guy
1:05:44
as in my DOJ. He's like who is he and And now
1:05:49
he's the FBI director. And look, here's the thing
1:05:51
is Patel is now liberating the victims of bestiality
1:05:56
trafficking. So I'm going to ask the internet.
1:06:00
They're safe there. That's what he's saying.
1:06:01
I'm just going to say this for Cash Patel, guys.
1:06:04
Cash Patel is saying, I see you, bestialists.
1:06:10
I see you. I hear you. You are safe with me.
1:06:15
Just because you were forced to fuck a ferret.
1:06:18
Doesn't mean you're a bad person. Is what he's
1:06:21
saying. You're safe with me. Yes, you will get
1:06:23
a job with me. Come to the FBI. That's what I'm
1:06:27
hearing. That's the message. That's the takeaway.
1:06:30
Patel's girlfriend is an Israeli. So if you want
1:06:33
to know how he got his job. I thought she's American,
1:06:36
Robbie. She's an American. Isn't she just a Jewish
1:06:38
American? She's still a citizen. Oh, she's okay.
1:06:40
So she's not an Israeli. She's part Israeli.
1:06:43
There's the distinction of the difference. You
1:06:45
can't serve two masters. You go pick one and
1:06:47
serve the other Well, he takes the company jet
1:06:50
to all of her little concerts. So and then and
1:06:54
he was at the Winter Olympics Remember with the
1:06:58
hockey team like smashing beer cans on his head
1:07:00
like yeah He's really into hockey. There's video
1:07:04
of that. I'm not even exaggerating. He's like
1:07:06
crushing beers with the hockey team in the locker
1:07:10
room No joke. So this is our new FBI, guys. This
1:07:14
is our new FBI. So, you know, the next time you
1:07:19
see the G -Men in their suits, I'm going to forever
1:07:23
wonder now, Ted. So there is now. Are you banging
1:07:27
animals? There are major databases like the National
1:07:30
Human Trafficking Hotline or the UN Office on
1:07:32
Drugs and Crime that track trafficking. and demographics
1:07:39
do not log specific physical acts victims are
1:07:43
forced to perform. The FBI's national incident
1:07:47
-based reporting system does have a tracking
1:07:50
code for animal abuse, but the two data points
1:07:55
are never cross referenced or synthesized into
1:07:58
a public report. Therefore, any understanding
1:08:02
of the issue relies entirely on individual case
1:08:05
files academic interviews with survivors and
1:08:09
internal federal hiring background checks rather
1:08:12
than hard statistics. All right then. So there
1:08:19
you go. I'm asking, are there any articles about
1:08:22
it? There you go. This is our new FBI. So if
1:08:28
you're an office thief, So no, there's literally
1:08:34
no article that the internet knows about That's
1:08:38
ever been published about this issue now It's
1:08:41
not to say that it doesn't exist or that it might
1:08:44
not even write widespread. But I mean That's
1:08:48
like when I heard that's like when I a friend
1:08:50
of a friend Had a kink a paraphilia called casting
1:08:53
and I had never heard of it and the internet
1:08:56
hadn't even heard of it at the time I don't know
1:08:58
if it has yet, but casting is basically a kink
1:09:01
where You want to see your partner constrained
1:09:05
as if they had broken their leg or whatever in
1:09:08
a cast. Oh, oh, literally a cast. Yeah, you literally.
1:09:12
Yeah. Yeah. And so you're you get off on the
1:09:14
immobilization of your partner. And interesting.
1:09:18
Or maybe you get off on being immobilized, I
1:09:21
guess could either could be either way. Yeah.
1:09:23
And he was he was this guy was upset because
1:09:26
he wasn't able he was dating. They want to play
1:09:28
doctor. He was dating this girl who I knew. And
1:09:32
she was like, well, I'll go along with it, but
1:09:35
it's not really my thing. She was game. But he
1:09:40
wanted to be with someone who was an enthusiastic
1:09:42
participant. And I was like, dude, nobody's even
1:09:46
ever heard of this. Yeah. You know what I mean?
1:09:50
And I'm into weird shit, like we do here on the
1:09:53
TMI show. I'm gonna say I don't really believe
1:09:59
that beastie out that being trafficked into bestiality
1:10:02
is a significant problem But if you know different,
1:10:05
I would love to have you interviewed. We'll interview
1:10:08
here on the show Horses, thank you horses are
1:10:13
people too. Thank you for your donation horses
1:10:16
says look up the Enumclaw horse scandal YT won't
1:10:22
let me explain in the super chat. Oh really?
1:10:25
um i'm looking it up right i'm not gonna i'm
1:10:28
gonna read it i'm trying to end the show but
1:10:30
now i'm huh it was oh wow okay so this was a
1:10:36
2005 scandal involving a farm in washington state
1:10:41
that operated as a gathering place for people
1:10:44
engaging in bestiality kenneth pinion a bowling
1:10:48
engineer known by his alias mr hands Went to
1:10:53
a farm in july 2005. He suffered a ruptured colon
1:10:57
after having uh He did it with a scout. He was
1:11:01
on the receiving end with a horse. Um, it was
1:11:05
recorded Uh by his acquaintance james michael
1:11:08
tate Uh, he was dropped off at a community hospital
1:11:11
where he died from internal injuries They traced
1:11:15
the car that dropped him off to the farm seized
1:11:19
100 videos documenting bestiality. At the time,
1:11:24
Washington state law did not explicitly outlaw
1:11:27
bestiality, and they found no definitive proof
1:11:31
that the animals were physically harmed or abused.
1:11:35
Tate was convicted only of criminal trespassing
1:11:37
and got probation. The public exposure and shock
1:11:43
prompted the Washington legislature to make it
1:11:46
a felony. The leaked footage circulated widely
1:11:50
on early internet video sharing platforms, turning
1:11:54
into an infamous viral reaction video. It inspired
1:11:59
the 2007 independent documentary, Zoo, directed
1:12:03
by Robinson Devor, which explored the subculture
1:12:07
surrounding the farm and Pydian's death. Oh God.
1:12:14
Well, he was not trafficked though. That's the
1:12:17
thing. No, it's more like he was yeah. No, he
1:12:20
was into it. He was a willing participant. Yeah.
1:12:22
He had to have known the risks and as an engineer,
1:12:26
he should have definitely had better visual spatial.
1:12:29
Right. And look, federal bestiality of investigation.
1:12:34
That's that's the new FBI. I mean, I got to say
1:12:38
next time the FBI comes to my door with their
1:12:41
skinny lapels and skinny ties, I'm going to be
1:12:44
thinking like. I don't know about you. Are you
1:12:49
a goat? Yeah, yeah. Well, first of all, first
1:12:53
of all, I'm locking up Clovis. They're there.
1:12:59
Mr. Raul, we're not here for your Ted Raul. We're
1:13:02
here for Mr. Clovis Raul. It'd be like, fuck
1:13:05
off. It's like over here. You'll take my cat
1:13:08
over my cold dead body. Oh, man, this is. That's
1:13:13
the thing is from now on, she'd always be called
1:13:16
like goat fuckers from now on, like back off
1:13:19
goat fucker. I guess so, man. This is, you know,
1:13:23
we like the people that they say it's like it's
1:13:26
like the bad apples. If you know one goat, if
1:13:29
they're one goat fucker, they could all be goat
1:13:31
fuckers. Yeah, that's one one bad apple spoils
1:13:34
the bunch. Then one goat fucker makes everybody
1:13:36
a goat fucker. That's it. Look, for all the conservatives
1:13:40
who are like those Taliban, those Muslims, they're
1:13:43
they're all goat fuckers well they would know
1:13:47
well think again makes one to know one g -man
1:13:51
again yeah think again the g -man there you go
1:13:54
so wow just yeah wow all right well that does
1:13:59
it for thursday so tuesday and thursday by the
1:14:01
way it's idiocracy is so due for a update We're
1:14:08
I know I was just thinking that the other day
1:14:10
like wow, we this is Mike Jones doesn't seem
1:14:13
to like sequels though This is so called for
1:14:18
though if this is like beyond what he imagined
1:14:21
in 2000 whatever it was part of the problem is
1:14:24
that when the thing that you're parodying is
1:14:27
more extreme than Well, here we are, all right,
1:14:33
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1:15:39
we're not saying that cash patel is a bestialist
1:15:42
he's more like a bestialist hirer and enabler
1:15:46
supporter with your tax dollars supporter ted
1:15:49
i think is right yeah he's well he's an enabler
1:15:54
Yeah, no, well support is broader and because
1:15:57
he's he's saying I'm willing to hire you I see
1:15:59
you if you're in I see you you you are seen you
1:16:04
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1:16:08
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1:16:10
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