Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / plague upon thee - oct 05 2026
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- Chris Laker: There's a lot of comedians posting today about the raw comedy channel on Sirius well, it's not there anymore. Is it on Sirius XM? I don't know why they just call it Sirius officially. You merged 20 years ago. You could just have one name. You don't need to be hyphenated forever. they're not people in a marriage that one needs to maintain their identity. You can just be one company. That's besides the point. That Raw channel's now Sebastian Malascalco's comedy channel and all the people that were getting played on the Raw channel, they don't get played anymore. And they pay like kind of a lot of money on Sirius for when they play. they don't play my stuff on there anymore. But when my album first came out, they played it a bit I got another nice check out of it. And people did email me, say, I heard you on Sirius so people discovered me on there, which is cool, and that's gone. I'm not posting this on Instagram with hashtag Sebastian. I just know today's the day a bunch of videos are gonna be all over Instagram and maybe you're seeing those. they ex probably explain why they're posting them in the videos. So you need to need me to explain it. You probably just already were on Instagram, saw some of those, and this is like another one of those, but it's not. I'm not Calling you to action over raw I think it's raw comedy or was raw comedy. I it used to be raw dog, that was always a weird name. Raw dog comedy. that's the marketing people being funny. Raw dog comedy. that's my guess. I don't know. maybe a comedian named Raw Dog Comedy, not your finest work, I would say. Well, I wouldn't say anything. I'd say, that's cool, 'cause great. You named Raw Dog Comedy, which became Raw, which is now Sebastian. Malascosco comedy. Whoever named Sebastian Malascalko comedy nailed it. That's says it all. And you're not trying to be goofy with it. Just straightforward. so I know when I return my current car and get a new lease and I get the free trial of Sirius. I go through the stations, Sebastian Malco comedy, I keep going. He's famous, he's doing very well. nothing against him. I just don't I don't want to listen to his channel. That's that's okay. I don't know the guy. I don't have anything against him. he was offered a bunch of money from Sirius to have a channel and he's took it. But that is entertainment news. Raw comedy on Sirius is now Sebastian Malascalco comedy. I think I keep messing up his last name. And that I don't do intentionally. That's not me trying to be l disrespectful to somebody. Not saying I don't respect Sebastian Malascalco. I don't like his comedy. and if you see those videos in Instagram of comedians saying call serious or whatever they want you to do and you feel moved to do that, that's great. If you listen to Sirius Radio and miss that channel, then you should tell them for sure. Also, why are you listening to Sirious Radio? I had it for a while with the trial, and then I went to cancel it and like, how about you keep it for like three bucks they gave me some insane deal on it? And I love Smokey Soul Town. because Smokey tells the best stories. he was telling the story about how he got hooked on cocaine in between songs. Then he told another story about how Otis Redding had the plane and everybody kept telling him to get his plane fixed and then he crashed. And then he's like, here sitting on the dock of the bay. It's great. if they change Smoky Soul Town into Sebastian Malascalco's comedy, I say raise hell. besides Smoky Soultown, there's no reason to have Sirius in your car. I hate talking about comedy on here, but that that was just something I knew was happening today. And I woke up thinking about it and here it is. Now it's time for the news. Russia hospitalizes almost two hundred people after researchers' death from plague So that's what's coming out of Russia, We might have a new plague. And luckily in the United States of America, we are not prepared for any type of emergency at all. Definitely not a plague. Not a medical emergency. Woo. So if that plague gets out of Russia, we're gonna die in a plague. I gotta say, out of all the ways that we could die in a mass extinction event, plague Yeah, I don't like plague. would prefer nuclear war. I Plague sounds pretty desperate. People fighting in the street. Nuclear war, you got one bright flash and we're gone. All the major cities are gone. If you're unfortunate enough to be someplace remote enough to live, enjoy the rebuild. I don't want any part of a rebuild. that's a lot of work. You're gonna be rebuilding with the most super cancer anybody's ever had. Yeah, plague doesn't sound great. I'll be keeping an eye on the plague and I'll update you if there's any plague updates. I feel like we're gonna be hearing a lot about this plague. hope I'm wrong. Teenager loses hand picking up grenade in France school protests. This is a thing they should be teaching in schools, don't pick up a grenade. They're protesting in France because of the lack of funding of education. So they shut down all the schools. All the students are out there protesting, some teachers. Shit is getting a little crazy out there. And it's over lack of funding of education, which we have that here too. If students wanted to do protest that here, They'd shut down school. At least you don't have to go to school. They're not funding school. You protest, then they shut down the school. Now you don't gotta go to school. You gotta fund education. Children are the future. Those children will later be adults. They'll be us. if they don't have education, it'll be worse than now, which we got a plague and we got RFK Junior running the health department, and we got, some weird Nazi rally going on with Hegzeth alleged Nazi ish looking rally. I don't know, I just saw a picture, it looked like a Nazi thing. that wasn't by mistake. fund education, everybody. That's not gonna happen. We're not gonna fund education. That's the thing we're never gonna fund. You know that. Maybe in France they will. They're weird. Woman charged in stabbing death of seven year old girl in Chatham. I don't know any details about this stabbing, but that's gotta be severe mental illness. Why do you need a social safety net? So the severely mentally ill are not walking around stabbing children. That's part of it. That's just part of it. I know, lower taxes for rich people, so good, so good. But then you have mentally ill people sleeping on the street sometimes shit like this goes on. it happens less in places with a decent social safety net. It's a better place for the billionaire to live. I know you gotta pay more in taxes that you don't even notice. here in california, the campaign against this billionaire tax, I don't know the details of that tax, but just by the ads telling me not to vote for it, I'm voting for that shit. My ballot's in the mail now. It's coming. And I will fill it out and put it in a drop box because I don't trust the post office. Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hasser dies at eighty four. Lived way too long. He was a pedophile. Disgraced, he was a pedophile. That was proven. And he was an awful person. And that's the Republican Party people. the Republicans, they didn't used to be that bad. That was that Republican Party. It's very on brand for the Republicans to be who they are and then have one of their high ranking members being a pedophile, abusing children. When he was a teacher, when he was speaker of the house, the whole fucking thing. So Dennis Hassard dead. That's nice. That's a that's a nice little bit of news today. Dennis Hassard's dead. In Court throws out killer's sentence after judge said he loved AI video of slain man. That was so odd they showed a video of this dude in his AI saying, I forgive this man. why are you showing AI video of a guy? Who's dead? That should have no bearing on anything in court, a made up video of a you could have had an actor playing him They don't allow that. They didn't say, that must be just like the guy. Now they gotta resentence I'm not saying dude shouldn't go to jail. He shouldn't be showing AI videos of dead people in court. hearing to take place after Andrew Montebon Windsor takes legal action against police over arrest. guy who used to be Prince Andrew, he's not Prince Andrew anymore. But you call a guy Prince Andrew for that many years, he's got a sense of entitlement. And he's a pedophile. A pedophile prince. They are very entitled people. So he's taking legal action against the police. how dare you arrest me? Me of all people. because I raped children? Is that even illegal for me as a prince? I don't even think he's in jail and he's mad over his arrest. It was embarrassing. the royals, they don't like to be embarrassed. He's not a royal anymore. That's you gotta That's nice. That's what it takes to get kicked out of the royal family. That or you move to California. I guess they wanted to leave. Harry wanted to leave, right? Is that the one who left? I don't care about the royal family. woman in Cornell rape allegation case targeted with threats, her lawyer says. the death threat people. they must be doing that all day. Every time they get mad, they find the email address of somebody and I'm gonna fucking whatever. or they call people And leave voicemails of like I'm gonna you're mad at anybody when you're reading a news story, you yell at your phone. Then you realize, I'm yelling at a phone. I should stop doing that. Not say, now I'm going to find the person and threaten them. that should go without saying. That's like don't pick up hand grenades. that kid picked up the hand grenade. He's probably trying to save people. Throw the hand grenade away. he's like a brave kid. I missed that in the story before. Sorry about that. Sorry to that kid. And he lost his hand.