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#421 We Don't INK the Same with Baby Mothra and Rock Samson · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  What Up? And welcome back to another episode of the We Don't Smoke the
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  Same Podcast Wake and Bake edition. Thank you so much for tuning in.
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  This is the We Don't Ink the Same edition. I mean, we're not
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  at four hundred PAG subscribers after being informed by Xavier that's the reason he's not
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  getting it. They got that. I mean, they got the tattoos,
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  so we're probably not gonna get the gon Guito tattoos. I think in February
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  we'll get those extra fifty. We're working on it. We got some things.
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  We got some things in store. Yeah, some things in store that's
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  brand new. I wanted to hit that. It's a video. It's pretty
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  a brand new fucking what is it? It's a giraffe? Yeah straight,
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  Oh yeah, I'm not gonna tell you guys what I'm getting done on my
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  way till it is done. It's probably gonna be done before the podcast.
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  Oh you guys think I know it's Smiley and y'all think it's what you all
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  think. It's not. I'm gonna disappoint you. Imagine it's the wife.
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  Yeah, but what's up? X g up dog, I'm here chilling.
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  I feel like I'm on ink Masters, and I'm like, David Nograro is
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  that his name? Yeah, and that should be it's not Nograro, stupid
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  Navarro, Nora, what is it Navarro? Yeah, it's cool. I
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  did not hear about what is he famous for? I really don't know.
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  I just know TV. Oh, he's a he's an artist, he's a
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  rock. I think he's a drummer, right, yeah, Dave Navarro.
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  I don't know, Like I just know. Like bitches who like bamm Jera
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  when we were in high school liked him to like straight up like I don't
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  get it either, Like bitches like dirty foods in the two thousands. Uh
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  yeah, like just like dirty hair fucking though, Like you could be like
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  homeless at that time and still be boning bitches. But uh, what is
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  it? Joining mess? What is it? Across? As well? Is
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  the one and only rock Samson? Sometimes you just somebody said, what are
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  you famous? Fogs g? He's like triply producing fucking a podcast. Dog,
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  That's what I'm here for. A podcast? Hey, podcast cultro I
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  think That's what I'm at right now. Eight a week Really didn't fire you
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  yet, really hasn't fired me. I'm stow with George. I got I'm
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  working on on on What's up fool I might be I might be working on
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  that too, so stay tuned. But I'm busy. I was meeting I
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  was meeting a real gangster rock. You met George Prez. Oh, it's
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  great. He's super nice. He's dope, puye. He's very friendly.
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  He knows how to be nice to white people though, yeah, like a
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  special needs kid. He's just like it's just like he knows not to cross
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  that line with weddos, Like I don't know what it is, like like
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  like he just won't even joke a round, like he won't be like fuck
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  rock Sampson think it. But you know, Xavier, I mean the funny
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  thing is is I like I can take that kind of ship no problem,
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  But I don't feel like I get a lot of it, you know what
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  I'm saying. Like I don't. I don't feel like I'm ever like the
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  butt of a lot of jokes, even though I wouldn't mind at all.
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  You know what is because you're not like the kind of person you make fun
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  of, Like you don't have making fun of tendencies, like you know,
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  the most we make fun of you. It's like your genetics when you get
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  sick, like And that's how much of stuff you don't have that we can
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  make fun of. I mean, I got, I got a plenty of
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  other ship you can make fun of. I got bad tea, I got
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  like a not full mustache, not a sooner. And the only thing we
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  make fun of you on this show is your fucking name dropping bullshit that you
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  pull off all the time. Dog. That's the only thing where it's like,
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  all right, snight, all right? Who was who was last night?
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  Nobody? Who's your judge with? Who you judge with? I don't
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  remember? Also joining us what is it is the one and only Ray who's
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  running the boards as per usual and tatting me up coming in here, blessing
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  us with some Paris but get fucking bread good. Yeah, it was fucking
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  delicious, Thank you so much. And doing this dope ass tattoo, I
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  mean, right now, don't know any baby mathra ak Rosie hey man,
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  she I'm telling you she has the most gentle hand Like it's a very painful
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  area to get a tattoo at. Not painful like super Babele, just certain
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  parts of it because just to lean your skin in and now it just never
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  feels good. Bro. She was blasting people up at the Hind Hunger pop
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  up. I wanted that Bobby Hill tattoo so bad last minute, like it
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  was so dead. And then right when like I'm about to leave, everybody
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  was like the liquor kicked in. The liquor kicked in. They thought you
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  were putting it down, Like everybody went real quick. Yeah, And I
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  was like, hey man, and I was like, shout out to Craft
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  Beer Kings. I was like, they're they're closed right now, they're opening
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  him on the twenty fifth. I guess, like I don't know, they
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  got it, like they had some violation, which fucking sucks. Oh I
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  know, but I was all scared, Mean what do you mean? So
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  like just time we walked in there, I said, why is this ship
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  up for sale in the front of the in the front of the in the
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  front of the No, I say, craft Beer Kings food, Oh the
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  liquor store. Yeah, craft Beer Kings is different, bro, But yeah,
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  no, I guess, uh, you know, something happened because I
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  know I had had a lot of people They're like, yoh, sto an
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  opening was going to get some beer don't worry. They'll be back uping on
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  the twenty fifth, So pull up. It's not like I work there or
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  anything, but I'll just keep it, you know. They just is that
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  like your Ziggies, Yeah, like pretty much. They kind of have both
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  though like Ziggy's doesn't zig Ziggs doesn't have alcohol. Yeah, they would have
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  everything. They even they have whippings. You already know, Oh ship whipps.
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  Is that like right there in the right up front of the counter and
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  everything too. That's legal. The whippets are legal. And when people buy
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  whippets, they buy all of them. It's kind of cool. I know,
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  man, that's true. But you know it's because it's never enough.
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  It's like how Stephtone kind of said. He's like, we we do it
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  like kings where we get a whole yo yo yo yo. I just thought
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  of this. Can we get a tank into coach bro? You would have
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  to bury it. He's performing. No, you can bring in the r
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  V now. First of all, he's not, he's not like that's that's
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  two things that he specifically was told to keep separate. No death tones don't
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  make I want to watch the death tones on for me. I didn't make
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  forgot for him to get it, I said, I want to bring Yeah,
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  but how else do you think you're gonna take a nothing? I don't
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  think the little ones you can't take those in there. I've seen people take
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  them into the not into the festival. Inside the festival, that's hard.
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  But in your RV and your campsite, I've seen I've seen whippets at the
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  camp sites. Somebody said, cheek the tank. You got this. You've
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  heard the last episode walk and he said, fucking Keyser the tank that Tory
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  pound or two. Bro. Have you heard a couple episodes where George press
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  stories where these guys talk about keeping ship and they act like it's like nothing.
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  I think technically, if you're in jail for it's all or nothing,
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  bro, Like, you have to shove something up your ass as long as
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  it's not a dick, it's not gay. Yeah, you just gotta put
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  that ship to the side. It's that like who's survival bro? Like yeah,
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  Like you're like, hey, bro, this is I don't think think
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  I could. Like my mom's dying, Like you're gonna talk to your mom
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  when last time you're showing that phone up your ass? You figure exactly like
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  this phone, dude, like sol made, where do you start? Like,
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  where do you start? It's a little flip phone, bro, It's
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  like it's not they don't have a fucking Okay, first of all, where's
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  somebody where? What? How are we putting this in anyone? If something,
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  you can't be bougie and smuggling im in the prison and iPhone fifteen you're
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  stupid, bro, like you iPhones are in there for sure, but like
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  someone has to put it in theirs. But I'm sure like out of the
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  yeah, somebody for sure has. But if a girl said can you stake
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  their mouths? I wuldn't even know what to start. I would look at
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  him like a corner, like a corner maybe in the corner. Yeah,
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  you figure it out, and then what you probably like like put it like
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  put it in a speaker, going to work like this all right? So
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  I've heard this on the patreon, bro that paid for Johnny Mitchell's patreon,
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  because like, you know, so what is it? I've heard that what
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  they do is they wrap it up in like a condom. Yeah, and
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  then they fucking like they vacolined or put something and it goes up, bro.
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  And then you fucking just pull it out that way. It's still fucking
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  words. But think about it, bro, Like, not everybody's shoving the
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  iPhone fifteen up their ass, bro. Like like those little trap phones with
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  the SIM cards. You can shove one of those up your ass, bro,
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  and just like it's not violent. Remember the flip, That's what I'm
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  saying. I can do it, like the juke that that looks possible,
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  Remember the one that used to But you know, you know, if it
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  was XG, he would want like a razor something one on its phone.
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  Yeah, you would be like, if you get the Galaxy with the biggest
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  screen, you better have a camera in there. If I'm sticking better,
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  Okay, somebody said, fuck all that, just get it from the CEO.
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  I mean there are some people that are connected. But I'm saying,
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  like if you're thinking from a survival fucking standpoint, like where it's like,
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  hey, bro, like I have no choice but to shove this my ewise
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  they want to get more time, Yeah, you're gonna shove that phone up
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  there. If you got six months and you and you had a phone on
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  you and if they catch with the phone, you're gonna do a year fucked.
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  Oh you hear that dripping? You hear that dripping? You can hear
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  a dog? You can first time I've ever heard that ship drip drip.
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  Everybody does. Everybody who's listening doesn't know. We gotta leak in this building
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  in the studio and we can finally figure it out. You hear it.
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  It's loud. It's a big old ACME studios Like, hey, but hey,
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  we still keep it going over. It's not like it's it's not it's
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  not like it's the universal studios. Like water doesn't make mold. Well,
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  to be honest, if we're all gonna get any kind of mold cancer,
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  me and you already probably have it. Well, stop with this cancer thing.
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  Boy, you're gonna manifest that ship. Stop somebody's talk. No see
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  another dumb ass stop no where the cancer generation? Yeah cancer. I tried
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  not to get it. I tried not to drink out of WAF. I
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  was watching the Milk Boys. Yeah, real quick, I was watching the
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  Milk Boys dog and uh like I didn't dog. They had this like super
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  healthy food on the healthy food on there. Do you believe these healthy foods
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  weren't doing it? Honestly, Like I'm very skeptical, bro like because like
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  they say, he was doing no like he like some of this shit made
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  sense, like but like there was this one thing where I didn't know.
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  He's like, I guess the best kind of water you can drink is hydrogen
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  water because it like when you hydrogen the water, or do you hydrogenate it,
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  like you have like forty one plus minerals that your body fucking needs to
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  actually like that water works. And there's like devices and they're so fucking expensive.
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  It's like that's essentially what ken device devices? Do you know what I
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  mean? Like you know what Knkin water is that that people think it's a
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  pyramid scheme, but until you taste the water, you're like, wait,
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  is it the joint that's like a like a it's like a like a machine
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  thing. Yeah, Like there's like a fucking break in there. It's like
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  coils. Okay, yeah, but I'm not familiar with that one. Yeah,
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  food, But I don't know. This fool was talking about some crazy
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  shit like that, Like we as humans don't I feel that we're Like he's
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  like everybody watching is performing under their level. Like he's like you really,
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  He's like you he's like the same way you get data about your car and
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  knowing that you're only supposed to put ninety one and short of cars, you're
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  only supposed to start oil. He's like, people got to do this data
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  on their blood work and ship, you know what I mean, like because
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  not everybody's performing up to bar like and he started breaking down, like waking
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  up like and being tired still. He's like, you just laid there for
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  fucking eight hours. You didn't even get full rest. He's like, there's
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  certain things that you're supposed to like this. This was crazy, I know
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  what you mean like that, but like he like it made sense, bro,
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  because I started like, there's there's a couple of fools that have been
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  the gut doctor that has been on the fucking Tinfoil podcast. Ever since I
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  heard that podcast, I haven't listened to you fools in a minute because I
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  just I just don't have as much time as I money. Not just I
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  just haven't had as much time. But like, ever since I heard that
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  food, I followed him right and I paid for his his thyroid what is
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  it like tyroid shit and like like tyro d inflammation and all the ship and
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  I'm not gonna lie, bro, Like, I've been listening to some of
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  the ship that he's been saying, and I do feel a lot better because
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  I'm putting different ship in my body. And I was like, man,
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  I'm not gonna drink this fucking honey in with garlic and Sue and then and
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  fucking honey and all this ship. But you're like, bro, this is
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  the de inflamma or not gets rid of the inflammation and certain parts and it's
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  crazy bro like like man like like the one the dude that was on Numb
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  Boys literally said, He's like, yo, the biggest threat to our society
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  is our food right now? Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah you should
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  take a food out that you test too, Mano. I just ordered the
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  one Kenji fucking put me on because Kenji looks great. Shout out to you,
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  Kenji Akau, doctor green Thumb himself, because he's the guy who grows
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  the weed, like he said, like to be one hundred, So he's
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  a creative. Are you at least fasting? No? Bro? Like,
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  can't you can't you put can't you put me in his whole plan? Bro?
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  Like, he literally gave me all the game and he's like, you
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  should really try it. He's and he was like, he's like, you
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  were already going to the gym the same amount of times that I go now
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  because he only goes like three times, and it's exactly what I go to.
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  So he's like, if you got on this ship and you just like
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  if you know you know that this food is going to bloat you up,
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  I might give a beer. I might have to just be yeah, like
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  just like not because everybody's been saying that. But it's also depends on what's
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  in the beer. Bro Like, let's just say Barley makes Barley doesn't work
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  very well with my body. I can't have ship. This is Barley.
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  Maybe I have to go to seilstters me up and yeah, like certain ship
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  like that. Like I bet Rock has had blood work because he knows his
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  genetics gets sick a lot. I'm I'm lucky, like allergic to whiskey.
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  See what happened every time? Like every time I drink dragging coke, my
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  dick just stops working after a while. That's whiskey, dick. That's an
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  allergic reaction. Allergic reaction. My dick ain't working because of this liquor.
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  It's a reaction. So it's a rash. It's not a rash. I
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  get that after now, But they say the blood work sh it's really neat.
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  Man. I learned a lot about my uh myself because yeah, well
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  I'm like agic to allergic to smeet allergic to what I'm allergic to, like
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  dairy, I'm allergic to gluten, but like my gluten it wasn't as hot
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  burning the candle. Yes, it was while breeding in plastic animal, but
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  plastic mold, drinking out of water bottles and ship Yeah, so like what
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  happened when you got the blood work done, I mean it's just it was
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  it was revealing. I got to see like where a lot of my my
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  issues came from. And so like it's hard to knock dairy entirely out of
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  your out of your schedule. I mean it's possible, but it's like so
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  for like now, like I haven't drunk whole milk in almost ten years,
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  Like I've just been doing like oat milk, colmond milk. Those aren't milk,
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  you don't have. Those aren't milks. Those aren't milks, their milk
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  substitutes. Yeah, they're not gonna say if they don't come out of it,
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  it ain't a milk. Well, they're not gonna period almond milk,
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  almond water. You drinking almond water and oat water? Yeah, well whatever
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  it is, it's like it's not bad for him. Like yeah, like
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  if that if I had to give something up like that, bro, Like
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  I would hate to give up like something like there. I love like sweets
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  with chort ship. But if if if the test comes back and it's like
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  hey food, this ship, like he's like this ship blows you up,
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  I'm gonna have to give that ship up, bro, because I like fitting
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  into a thirty eight. Like you you've been dipping orioles into almond water.
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  That's rude. Yeah, that's rude. You're supposed to dip that cereal almond
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  milk that the same. No, it does not the same, taste the
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  same, Dude. It loud like almond water, citizenship, but you haven't.
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  Yeah, sounds like raat like almond water, almond water, cocon of
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  water. As long as it's not fucking milk. If you're if it's bad
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  for you, bro, like who says bad for you? The fucking dog
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  test okay for you? Yeah, honestly, Likeabril, you should get blood
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  tests bro, just to be sure, like, nothing's wrong with you right
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  now according to you, But I just stay on top of your game.
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  But he pretty healthy in general. You know me, you could beat steak
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  every day pretty much. That's not good for yes, told me. And
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  have you heard of the Carnival diet. Yeah, I'm cool with that,
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  doctor Sean Baker. Yeah, it's different, Yeah, Sean Baker. He
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  knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, but great, And he fucking eats
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  like a he also works out like the motherfucker, not like a motherfucker.
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  Are you greens? That's a big question. He doesn't eat greens, but
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  are you? Are you throwing some broccoli in there? But I eat steak
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  almost every day for a big question, are you him? I feel great?
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  But you do know that, you do know that. Like the breakdown
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  of it though, is that he has the right genetics too, bro,
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  Like have you seen his father? Have you seen his parents? My dad?
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  Yeah? Bro, but his dad is Yo. What I'm saying.
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  What I'm saying is that that ship works because he's had blood work done too,
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  bro, and that's how he amplified his body to work to the maxim
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  of capacity. All I'm saying is you could be running at eighty percent and
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  let's just say imagine if you had that twenty percent. You're like, I
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  don't know, You're right, what if the tomatoes are fucking you up?
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  And like just to say you're like, tomatoes are good for you, but
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  let's just say for you, You're like, hey, food, this shit
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  gets you tired because your body doesn't process it. Right. There's fucking beauty
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  and fucking knowing your body more than Like, avocados is like one of the
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  best fats you can have, but I'm allergic to avocados. Like, I
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  just can't eat that. It is the best pat Your brain uses a lot
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  of fact that avocado stores, so I gotta do other things like get to
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  replace that with fish fat or something. Yeah, I'm allergic to bananas.
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  I'm never apples. Yeah, bananas bums me out so fucked. I mean
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  it's like it's not lethal, but like my throat kind of tightens up and
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  I get real itchy. What if he gets that one? What if he
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  gets that with banana wood, that one banana is lethal, bro, and
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  then he banana eat bananas and cancer? Yeah? Bro, that fucking that
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  got the casher. You got bro, Yeah, I even talking about your
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  liver me. Ho. Come on, yeah, bro, you got a
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  little thing. Got the cash there, bro, I'm asking people if I'm
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  balding now because of you. Like, no, he don't just exaggerates,
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  just like I tell people he's really really I got a receding Caroline, so
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  I always wear his hat. I'm actually bald up here. Y'all know this.
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  I never noticed. It's like it's like robbos to get roasted. He's
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  like, here, I'm let me give you things to roast me about.
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  I give y'all of ammunition. I see them, I see the people in
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  the chats. Texas. How's that tattoo going? Is he hitting the elbow
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  spot? I haven't heard you bit yet. She's back there, just pretending
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  she has She has the most gentle fucking hand, like everybody who's gotten tattered
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  by her, or like anybody who's gonna go to dead Man's studio or book
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  her for anything like this is probably the smoothest tattoo you can get. I
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  mean, granted, yeah, I have a little bit of numbing spray,
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  but you know what I mean. It's yeah, but like my hands falling
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  sleep. Sorry, that's the one thing where I was like, man,
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  you can't gotta have your hand fall asleep. Can you read that super check?
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  Maybe no, you're gonna have to read that stupid all right, hold
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  on, let me, let me, let me go to fan funding.
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  Ah damn, that ship feels so good when you're hands going back to sleep.
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  Dude, I mean when it's like, but it goes back, You're
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  like, damn, dude, wiggle out all the fucking pins and needles.
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  CALLI green eyes. Hey, rock, Tomorrow's National scroll Day. What are
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  you doing for your scroll? Rockbreak that ship? Okay? Yeah, I
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  didn't know his National Squirrel Day. I appreciate you. How you know I
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  have a squirrel. We've rescued seven in total, but retarded one too.
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  Yeah, alright, made a hole through our ceing. Oh ship, they
• 19:52
  made a hold. I thought it was a raccoon, but no, this
• 19:56
  one. We found our first one during quarantine outside in the middle of the
• 20:02
  night while we were walking our dog, and we rescued that one. That
• 20:04
  you could have done the documentary like that, dude, to do with the
• 20:07
  tigers. But the squirrel ky squirrelky? But nah, okay, yeah,
• 20:12
  we'll do something fun for the squirrel tomorrow a cake. I mean, like,
• 20:17
  dude, why don't you give it? Why don't you give it?
• 20:18
  That thing that that squirrel from Ice age was chasing the corn? Yeah,
• 20:22
  like that's probably the because that almost died for that ship, So like that's
• 20:26
  just gotta be good. Acorns are actually have a chemical reaction that is like
• 20:33
  methanphetamine for squirrels. What, yeah, Matth on his birthday, you could
• 20:38
  give it math want that bit out? Why does Disney like do that ship
• 20:42
  that was dream works? We've never been drawn as the flyer, like you
• 20:47
  can make me the mammoth. But I'm just saying, how come you ice?
• 20:51
  Can't he be? Fucking can he be? Wait? What we're not
• 20:56
  done with the Lizzo holding hands with ease on. If we get that one,
• 21:00
  you better have one of like let's at the hospital with the xaber and
• 21:03
  the cancer band him dog stop either that or him has caught you. And
• 21:11
  I'd rather get my leg amputated from leg cancer. You don't just said this
• 21:17
  one fucking comment and now we I got cancer now? Hey man? Right
• 21:22
  though, Look everybody, the hat. He's wearing the hat because he shaved
• 21:26
  his head because of his cancer. What do you think when you when you
• 21:29
  read that, Because we were roasting each other's funny games and then he's gonna
• 21:32
  hit you with I thought it was perfect. That's the way to cure the
• 21:37
  moroon. Mic drop here. I was at work when y'all said all that,
• 21:41
  so I couldn't get in the ball. But I saw it later.
• 21:45
  I was like, that was that was poetic. That's art because at first
• 21:51
  you cancer, I should say. She's like, you know what, I'll
• 21:57
  give him cancer. You know what, three one of three people gets cancer.
• 22:06
  And if I get it, I'm literally gonna be like y'all, bro,
• 22:08
  like y'all, everybody in this room. Everybody in my family's gotten cancer,
• 22:15
  so we know it's gonna be rock now. Yeah, I actually gotta
• 22:19
  go get. I gotta get But I bet, I bet, I bet
• 22:22
  you know. But here, I bet you this though, because he's gotten
• 22:26
  blow work and he's done all that, the chances of him actually having cancer
• 22:30
  is probably very low. No, it's not that it's I wouldn't say that
• 22:33
  it's low chance that I'll have cancer, but it's a low chance that I'll
• 22:36
  succumb to it. Because I handle my ship frequently in the there you go,
• 22:40
  like, that's what I meant breast cancer last year. But she's fine.
• 22:42
  Now I gotta go, and she caught it early on. My aunt
• 22:45
  had a colon cancer when she was thirty nine. That's why I gotta get
• 22:51
  checked this year, like most of the process examiner two years away. Okay,
• 22:56
  what's the do they put the finger in your ass? Yeah, i've
• 23:00
  that before? Why because I thought some people have? Yeah, I was,
• 23:08
  I was. I was really, I was freaking out. I was
• 23:11
  in a really stressful relationship and I got a hemorrhoid out of it. But
• 23:15
  I didn't know what a hemorrhoid like I never had one or like googled it.
• 23:18
  I found a lump on my ass while I was taking a shower,
• 23:21
  So then I went to the doctor, like, was it like on the
• 23:23
  outside of your asshole? Inside it's like right on the rim, you know?
• 23:26
  Okay, cool? And it didn't go away, but in that week
• 23:30
  no, but then you know, I went and it was funny because yeah,
• 23:34
  the guy had to like stick his finger up my ass, and there's
• 23:41
  happened to all of us because is he's sharing the story based it's fucking funny.
• 23:47
  I'm gonna come back and tell you the story and be like, yeah,
• 23:48
  well you put the finger in my ass, like it's hilarious. He
• 23:51
  couldn't have just told you as a hemwhy well no, But I also he
• 23:53
  had to be typically checked. I'm not gonna just fucking look at my fucking
• 23:59
  brown eye and be like it looks like I have aoid. You're good.
• 24:00
  I don't want to what I would have wanted. Yeah, exactly what I
• 24:03
  want to want. Like, no, I wanted you know that there actually
• 24:08
  a little tap? Was he white? Yeah? But I don't care.
• 24:12
  What kind of doctor would you like giving you the pros? Yeah? Right,
• 24:15
  he can fill out a whole would you be cool? It's like I
• 24:19
  would want to line up before it happens, like options, Like Jesus,
• 24:26
  it's not like rushing hour pitch life. You want like a romantic partner?
• 24:30
  Yeah, Like like what do you want to know? I want to be
• 24:33
  on the lineup. She might. I might consider her today. I don't
• 24:36
  know how I'm fitting that day. I don't know why. I just want
• 24:38
  a really cute guy doctor to put his finger up my ass so I feel
• 24:41
  in the connection. Like think about it, bro, Like it's like if
• 24:45
  you had it, like you're probably gonna get an Indian guy or a fucking
• 24:48
  Asian guy, some old white guy, like at least I would choose probably
• 24:52
  the Indian guy just because that laugh. He'd be like, Oh, it
• 24:53
  doesn't look that bad, you know what I mean, like like too much
• 25:00
  need, too much courry. Yeah, he's like, this isn't that bad.
• 25:07
  It's like almost over. So then what so then one rock you just
• 25:11
  told your hemorrhids gave you some cream, Get the fuck out of here.
• 25:12
  It's pretty simple. He's like, fucking signs you're not going there for gay
• 25:15
  ship. Well, first, I just don't know what's so gay about the
• 25:18
  doctor. First, actually, they grab your hips, the massage your ass,
• 25:26
  candles, then he spits on it. Does he sticks it in there?
• 25:30
  And then he like he goes in and down and he goes Is that
• 25:32
  all right? Okay? You comfortable with this? I don't feel anything yet.
• 25:36
  I'm gonna keep checking for a few We're gonna use my magnum, Is
• 25:37
  that all right? Holding onto your hippos ballhands like when you do doggies though,
• 25:42
  because he was using his dick to check my eyes. Three ices the
• 25:49
  floor, Hey dude, yeah, so that one food was on there and
• 25:55
  the note boys talking about floor I too. How that ship dumbs you down?
• 25:57
  Yeah, it's like the horse cut a lot. You can drink at
• 26:00
  the tap water. Who not drinks hap water? Water so fucking yucky,
• 26:03
  so bad for you. I don't care how much. I don't care how
• 26:06
  I start filtering my cat's water and my dogs. I don't care how hungover
• 26:08
  you are in Vegas and water is twenty bucks. You drink that twenty dollars
• 26:11
  water in your hotel. You do not drink sink water, which I've done.
• 26:15
  I've been so hungover in the hotel. I mean we all drink sink.
• 26:18
  I think I see it. I think I've seen Sammy do that ship.
• 26:19
  Do it? Bro you're hungover. You just all the water. Yeah,
• 26:22
  you're all cooked out. You're broke, you're broke, you're fucking yeah.
• 26:27
  And the water bottles right there, a water bottle, but it's like
• 26:30
  ten bucks and it literally tells you if you know. But it's the smallest
• 26:33
  water bottle about the hotel, the hotel water bow my god, yeah,
• 26:37
  fuck all should be free. They should literally give you water. Hotel should
• 26:41
  be free water. It just shouldn't be that much there's gotta be a log
• 26:45
  against You know what pissed me off about hotels. I think when I pay
• 26:48
  for a hotel, I should get it for twenty four hours period. Oh
• 26:52
  yeah, because you're hours am. So yeah, they give you a time
• 26:55
  four pm till eleven am. Yeah. One time I was like, can
• 26:57
  I literally have wanted to get a hotel like at midnight and they're like,
• 27:00
  you still got to check out eleven Yeah? The fuck you mean? I
• 27:03
  should get this for twenty four hours? How much is it? You sound
• 27:06
  like a food. You sound like a food that didn't get the full hour
• 27:07
  at the hooker. Yeah, because a full hour that's exam like listening to
• 27:15
  me for the rest of the hour to talk about few care if I came
• 27:18
  in five minutes and it was the fucking bitch. I literally was like I
• 27:22
  found out I needed it last minute, and I was like, what do
• 27:25
  you mean? So you're trying to hang out? Okay, so respectfully,
• 27:29
  just the way that you talk about women, you're trying to hang out with
• 27:30
  her past eleven am. No, I found out I met her. I
• 27:34
  met her on the road morning. Hangouts on the road, That's what I'm
• 27:38
  saying, Like, I can't imagine him being in a situation where he's like,
• 27:41
  beautiful, you want to go get some Carol breakfast downstairs? Yeah,
• 27:47
  back up and cuddle. Well, we gotta go get the continent at the
• 27:48
  breakfast. That's yeah, yeah, we get the continent at the breakfast.
• 27:55
  Oh you never had the continent the breakfast. No wait wait did you?
• 27:59
  Oh no, you didn't go with us that one time to that last time.
• 28:00
  He's good. We had on the couch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 28:03
  Yeah. Xavier sleeps like the worst dude, like he like like something.
• 28:08
  No, like he like he can sleep like a fucking action figure,
• 28:11
  bro, Like you can leave his arm up tangled up, his neck is
• 28:15
  upside down, yeah, like literally like yeah, like what like I remember
• 28:21
  I woke up to pee dude, and he was sleeping in the couch because
• 28:23
  we shared the hotel room. Just every family character whenever they collapse on their
• 28:27
  floor and the yeah, like like and I was and I was just like
• 28:30
  what I was like, And I told my girl was like, he's really
• 28:33
  asleep, Like she's like, no, he's snoring. You gotta just start
• 28:38
  putting him in a pretzel or some ship. It just happened. I was
• 28:41
  wrong, you just fall cooked out, went to gamble till three am.
• 28:45
  Have to Yeah, man, oh the outline's done. Hell yeah, Oh
• 28:53
  that was quick. You're fast. That's what Xavier hears all the time.
• 29:02
  A little less excitement, I'll be honest with you, A little less excitement
• 29:04
  that was because you know, they can't wait to go home. It wouldn't
• 29:07
  be this excitement. It would be the oh you're so fast that they know
• 29:14
  round two always works. They don't give a funk about I always tell them
• 29:15
  to get a next time anywhere. Don't worry about this. One round is
• 29:18
  just pushing. Yeah, this is just Yeah, you're sweating the fucking round
• 29:26
  too. Sweat is like, man, you're ship and well, you know,
• 29:29
  we could have died so many times, like when we were like when
• 29:32
  you're having sex on cold Yeah, like we could have like easily died.
• 29:34
  Like I know, there was plenty of times where I'm like supposed to do
• 29:38
  that, but I'm beasting right now. If you're really you're really having a
• 29:44
  heart attack, you're gonna feel in your stomach first, Like you canna is
• 29:48
  that for real? Yeah? Like with heart attacks, like one of the
• 29:51
  main things is like you'll feel it in your stomach, like you feel a
• 29:52
  little nauseous. Yeah, so next time you're fucking if you start to feel
• 29:57
  a little funny, just keep going every Oh yeah, I don't like I
• 30:00
  mean, you remember a thousand ways to die? Number one way to die
• 30:06
  on that show was this guy climax and had a heart attack. Yeah,
• 30:11
  not bad way to go, dude, Why that wouldn't be bad? How
• 30:12
  he died? I would be pissed if I fucking nutted and died, I
• 30:15
  beg you, what the fuck? She would? Dude? He be dying
• 30:21
  like that like some old fools, and her her ego is so high up
• 30:25
  there. Somebody killed the fool died. Would you be like her? You
• 30:30
  bad for life? Nobody proud of killing somebody. I know horror that would
• 30:37
  say yes, I know some horror that would disagree with, dude, I
• 30:40
  was trying to fuck that for the death. I want to hear this story.
• 30:41
  Did she kill somebody though? Did she actually did they die? That's
• 30:47
  like if she's like, that's not premeditating, You're gonna be next to Susy
• 30:52
  killer is good. You're gonna has done that. Crazy bitch has done that.
• 30:57
  Gave her man, you kill somebody by is he like poison the pussy
• 31:00
  or like ship or like like that. That's like some secret agent right there,
• 31:06
  be like like be like yo, we got to kill the prince of
• 31:07
  Persia, you know what I mean? And then like sending the hookers.
• 31:11
  Then she fucking takes out like something out of her pussy and just in check
• 31:15
  some fucking definitely not they don't use woman. Okay, well somewhere where they
• 31:22
  do. I still can't get over when Kim Johnson killed his brother, Kim
• 31:29
  Jong. I've talked about this plenty of time. His brother got marked.
• 31:33
  Remember we looked, We went deep down the rabbit hole with that. That
• 31:36
  was crazy. Look into anybody out there, Look how Kim john Won killed
• 31:40
  his brother. He used like some it was like a game show. He
• 31:42
  made it seem like it was a game show. It was. So the
• 31:45
  moral of the story is, don't go on. Don't brother is a communist
• 31:52
  dictatorship that runs the world. Like I wonder if you can pull that off,
• 31:55
  like jer with a half a sleepan, Oh for sure. That's called
• 31:57
  the friendly stranger. You've never heard like lonely guys sit on their hand till
• 32:02
  he goes numb, and then they dk. I just can't like it's kind
• 32:05
  of dead to be, like, yo, it's like a dead person,
• 32:07
  just like jerking you off. You can't even grip it right now. I
• 32:09
  feel like there's a bunch of Coquito's that like dance dancing. Why you see
• 32:15
  the video? R can you pull up the pictures that dude, somebody's making
• 32:17
  a shirt. I'm making a conguito shirt. It's like a unity shirt because
• 32:22
  it has both of them. It was sending the group message to your your
• 32:27
  phone. Okay, this is this is what the thirty year you're telling him
• 32:32
  that, like this the thirty Year Room podcast, Like now I have to
• 32:43
  save it. You should. You should post that clip of like when George
• 32:46
  said it, said it at the beginning of the podcast and just posted on
• 32:50
  your fucking on your pageot like, man, you're so lucky. He's like
• 32:53
  he's like you. He's like he's like you have raising. Everything's like that
• 32:58
  feels crazy. I clean Fool's house before I leave the studio, So matth
• 33:01
  that did you hear this? I get created for your work. I clean
• 33:05
  after you think you think you think we leave beers around the house. You
• 33:07
  know you don't treat it like my podcast. Hun, you don't treat it
• 33:12
  like my podcast. Hung over here, he's like here, he's on,
• 33:14
  I know you're coming in Wednesday. Clean up these contents up behind George,
• 33:17
  make somewhere made falfit and everything like the like the Hitler and fucking little Nikki
• 33:23
  the pineapple with the pineapple. All right, she's like, don't forget it,
• 33:30
  twelve. You gotta shove a pineapple up, send it to your m
• 33:34
  all right, let's read some of the super chats. By the way,
• 33:37
  there is a giveaway going on today on Patreon Patreon only. I appreciate the
• 33:40
  superchats, but the superchat giveaway is going to be back on Wednesday, all
• 33:44
  right, so prepare that on Wednesday if you guys want to fucking super chat
• 33:47
  and win something. But yeah, Patreon people, people uh, people over
• 33:52
  here, people over here getting involved in ship. So let's go ahead and
• 33:55
  read. Ah, that's not racist, that's not black face. Oh my
• 34:04
  god. Okay, first of all, you gotta get that tattooed on you.
• 34:08
  I'm not doing that. Okay, that's like what that's like with super
• 34:12
  racist intent. All right, get the Coquito's fan club tattooed on you.
• 34:22
  You would be the president. If you still have a fan club, you
• 34:24
  would first. I'm the only one with the platform, Dude. If I
• 34:30
  could get sponsored by Conquitos, I would. Though I've emailed them four times
• 34:35
  already. They're like Jesus, like, I'm just like, look, man,
• 34:37
  like, just give me a code. All right, let's read the
• 34:44
  Let's read some of the super chats. Jimmy Rodriguez X to the bisexual gub
• 34:53
  Dog. I mean, it's still insinuating that you like women. So that's
• 34:58
  good. That's a that's an improvement. He's just a guy every now and
• 35:00
  then, you know, you know the next one, j Max, who
• 35:07
  used to be a girl? All right, j Max? Five dollars?
• 35:12
  Hey Yo, shout out to Baby Matra, Ray Zone, Rock, step
• 35:16
  Tone, and XG. I caught most of the show, but the r
• 35:22
  s O got me woke up during shoutouts. Yeah, thank you, Hey
• 35:27
  dude, she's gonna be done before that, so she will be on the
• 35:30
  mic. All right, So she's gonna she's gonna be done before show.
• 35:32
  Was dope. I was had fun with that one. Yeah, you just
• 35:36
  like kept on beating toxic. I was done. I was a great I
• 35:38
  was a great. I was a great fucking interviewer. Yeah, host,
• 35:44
  I was killing it, just I was crushing it. Know your truth,
• 35:46
  so I say, just know your truth? Yeah, bro, you see,
• 35:50
  dude, they'll be fighting. Bro. A lot of people are gonna
• 35:52
  die this year. It happens every year, like all right, next one.
• 35:57
  J Barrera is a dark type Pokemon. What's up, yo? Somebody
• 36:05
  should make a Pokemon card. I couldn't get the Pokemon card. Jesus that
• 36:08
  you should get thought tatted a Pokemon card. It will be that is that's
• 36:15
  believable though. Nobody will think it's racist. No one, it's a Pokemon.
• 36:17
  Fuck know that it's a Pokemon. Dude that there's like over a thousand
• 36:22
  now, I'd be like one of the new ones, you know. Yeah,
• 36:24
  you know how the Japanese are. It's my favorite. I'm surprised you
• 36:29
  don't have a Mister Popo tattoo. But I never really liked him. He
• 36:34
  fucked is a pimp? Are you kidding me? Everybody could have kicked his
• 36:37
  ass like crially. No. He he hangs out on Comedy Tower, which
• 36:45
  is the highest point in the world. Black. This is what makes him
• 36:50
  badass, though, have you ever been to the Black Black People are Cool
• 36:52
  cartoon. I'm just saying, no going into the mountains in real life,
• 36:55
  like you lose like air circulation, like the air stinner, so it's to
• 37:00
  breathe. I'm just saying that dude's up at the highest point of the world
• 37:02
  doing martial arts. So there's that shiit b he trained Goku, which is
• 37:07
  its own flex. That's a pretty big flex though. If he trained Goku,
• 37:13
  that's a pretty big flex. And then see, do you know who
• 37:15
  he answers to. The only person he answers to is Kinleie is literally god
• 37:22
  for the show. You know that. Yeah, but I'm saying like that's
• 37:25
  the only person he answers to. Mister Popo doesn't fuck around with anybody else.
• 37:30
  He literally king flames It trained gods. Yo. That's what I'm saying.
• 37:35
  Mister Popo is a fucking pimp. Problematic appearance, but he's a pimp.
• 37:45
  Hey, if I go to Japan, I'm bringing you back, and
• 37:45
  mister I would love that. I'm always liked mister Poo. I didn't know
• 37:51
  you liked them that much. And I did see his little statue there Le's
• 37:53
  time. I was like, I just need somebody to bring this for now,
• 37:55
  I know, like it's one of those things. It's like it's unfortunate
• 37:59
  because he was definitely drawing at a different time. But I mean, his
• 38:02
  character's dope as ship. And honestly, when Team Forrest started their redubbing who
• 38:07
  would you like to fight in Dragon Ball Z, they I think the only
• 38:08
  person. I mean, I've actually fought the guy who plays Goku, so
• 38:13
  that's not the same thing. That's not the same thing you fought him though,
• 38:15
  Like we played Dragon Ball Fighters. I played against Sean Shemel and I
• 38:19
  beat Okay, I thought you, I thought you fought him, But I'm
• 38:21
  saying, like if you were there like a fish fight out, I think
• 38:22
  the only person we could beat up is Krilling. I did my Facebook s
• 38:29
  effences, I went and played fucking video games with Sean. No. I
• 38:34
  mean, I guess Krillan probably knows how to fight though too. Though you
• 38:37
  can't beat no one they're fucking Super Saiyans is not Super Saiyan the strongest human
• 38:43
  on Earth, no fucking way. He is, Yeah, because he's the
• 38:49
  only human that consistently keeps up with the rest of the sayings, like he
• 38:53
  obviously can't hang with the sayings, but like he's always in action, Yam
• 38:58
  Chad dips and dips. They all did eventually, but Krillin is the only
• 39:01
  one that keeps going. I just always looked at him kind of weak.
• 39:05
  Better question. Here's an here's a better question. Here's a better question.
• 39:08
  Here here it comes. Who would you fuck? Who would you fuck?
• 39:14
  Yeah, you had your put the Paul. That's a good question. No,
• 39:17
  But for the whole here's a serious question. And I mean, you
• 39:20
  know, my my part, my answer. But you gotta pick to be
• 39:22
  a Dragon ball Z character. Who would it be? Vegeta? You know,
• 39:28
  I don't mind really number one. But I didn't think you I didn't
• 39:30
  think you'd picked Vegeta. I didn't think you'd pick Vegeta is my favorite character
• 39:35
  for the whole show. I'd bet trunks, Dude, trunks. Yeah,
• 39:37
  that full fucking slice freeze in half, So you would wear that, you'd
• 39:40
  wear that fucking crop top jacket. If I was if I'm gonna have to
• 39:45
  be the character and I'm in shape, hypothetically, yeah that'd be great.
• 39:49
  I'm not worrying now. But if that hell, yeah, like you don't
• 39:53
  walk around killing it chopping watermelons in half all day, dude. There's no
• 40:00
  freezers, but the next one j MAXX last ten dollars, thank you.
• 40:07
  Last night I had a hit. I had hit a slice of pie with
• 40:13
  real whip that can was done. And I went in and took a deep
• 40:16
  in hell and let out a deep haha and then said, same team stuff
• 40:21
  from Toronto. Yo. He had that organic whip it. He got it
• 40:27
  right out of the fucking when I was little, dude. I remember new
• 40:30
  memory on lock right now. I used to always put a whipped cream on
• 40:35
  my ice cream right and that happened to me too, dog, and I
• 40:37
  was like, oh, it's the last bit. So I was like and
• 40:39
  then I fucking like the gas went in food and I remember I was like,
• 40:43
  whoa Like just the kid, but I had probably if that considered a
• 40:47
  whip it. My first whipp was probably like nine. You know what,
• 40:51
  just run with that. That's just if you've got like a baseball card and
• 40:54
  it's like your stats and ship. It's like first whip it nine years old.
• 40:59
  When you go on podcast like other podcasts, you should be like,
• 41:01
  you know, I did whipp It's when I was nine. That's a clip
• 41:05
  of a moment. They'll early clip it and then be like, yeah,
• 41:07
  impact watching this because they'll probably bringing up to be like you're a fan of
• 41:09
  the Nitress and be like been doing this is nine years old? You ever
• 41:14
  had whip cream? You ever had whipp cream? Yeah? But I didn't.
• 41:19
  Yeah. I do remember that shit because I was like gosh, and
• 41:22
  I was like and I was like what the fuck? Because I felt lightheaded
• 41:24
  as fu nine. That shit hits you hard. I'm not gonna lie.
• 41:27
  Those are the type of ship my parents are not allowed the house with cream.
• 41:30
  Yeah, it was like it's expensive, doesn't allow cream, is not
• 41:34
  it's three ninety nine. I just wouldn't. We were broke. We got
• 41:37
  to pay a fucking mortgage. This is before Temicula. It's when we had
• 41:39
  at That's when we were broken. We had a mortgage to play like.
• 41:43
  It was like broke city Dog. It was like there was no restaurants,
• 41:46
  there was no vacations. It was like, we gotta pay this fucking mortgage.
• 41:50
  I just wouldn't want it in my house with children, just because that's
• 41:53
  so much concentrated sugar, and I don't have enough patience for children. I
• 41:59
  agree that probably the real reason. How about cheesus the little cheese one.
• 42:07
  I only had that like it if I remember the first time I had that,
• 42:09
  was it like this, like somebody died in my mom's job or she
• 42:12
  used to work at this was some white dude. And then I remember there
• 42:15
  was like a lot of white people. They had a little table after the
• 42:16
  funeral, just cheese cheese whiz No. They had that old ears right and
• 42:22
  and uh And I was like, I've never seen these before, you know,
• 42:24
  because you know, like Latino Shi it's different. So I'm just like,
• 42:27
  I've never seen this ship. What the fuck is this? And I
• 42:30
  just fucking I fucked them up. Brock and cheese whiz on the crackers and
• 42:35
  the little fire. But so that's not that's so that that's bad. That's
• 42:38
  cancer. That's cancer. You want to talk about cancer, that's cancer,
• 42:43
  cancer whiz cancer with all right, next one, Hey, Rocking Tomorrow's National
• 42:49
  Squirrel Day. You already said that. By the way to today, Guys,
• 42:51
  if you're watching this and you live in l A pull up to the
• 42:53
  comedy store, pulling up, you want to say, what's up? Got
• 42:57
  you don't got pro pans? Rock might not be doing a beat today.
• 43:00
  Sorry, guys, but we are going to the bimbery store. Pull up
• 43:02
  fifty dollars, bring cash. People are gonna be there talking. Also a
• 43:07
  little mystery the whole words pull up, pull up on the homie is that
• 43:10
  pull up? I'll be there. Get a fifty bucks for the final free
• 43:13
  free to pull up? Fore to pull up? You just want to boos
• 43:15
  fifty bucks, but you do get fucking free food and you get out of
• 43:17
  you get autograph. You get autograph. Tust me if you're in l a
• 43:20
  pull up like right now, I know he's ready to get autographed. Yeah,
• 43:23
  I'm gonna sign and I can sign it too. I sucked it up.
• 43:28
  Oh yeah, do you mistaken to like studio? I spelled studio.
• 43:34
  Hey, guys, you're coming down to the studio. No, there's three
• 43:36
  fun up here. But he's probably I don't know, he's probably in the
• 43:42
  cars. But it's not his fucking it's it's not my fault. It's not
• 43:45
  but you were you were because album. But he had other he had the
• 43:49
  other people. We reread it. He read it, Samantha read it,
• 43:52
  and the guy fucking that made it fucking had to reread it. And it
• 43:54
  was other fuck up. So when George looked at it, he was like,
• 43:55
  I want to be mad at you, but I know you're an idiot.
• 43:59
  And I had people proof freedom, I would have been so mad.
• 44:01
  I'm like, who the fuck doesn't know how to spell studios? You wrote
• 44:06
  studioido B right, no d jo the s t U b O I D
• 44:13
  So you heard it here, guys, get your fucking limited edition, but
• 44:19
  pull up the Xavier signs it. He has to fuck up his autograph.
• 44:22
  Yeah, I'll just get clox and web off. You've got to misspell it.
• 44:27
  Uh, let me see the last one so far. Danny Gonzalez said
• 44:30
  he's one trying to weaponize sex over here. It's all radio weapon dog sometimes
• 44:37
  it is dog rocks. You're on the whole. You can only have one
• 44:42
  kid if you track practice doesn't quote what's him? What about what I think?
• 44:47
  Well, I think you should that's a freedom to fuck. Yeah.
• 44:52
  Yeah, Zones over here saying like that the government should have tax brackets on
• 44:58
  how many babies you can have. No, that's not what I said.
• 45:00
  I said that you should have kids based on your tax payer That's what I
• 45:04
  was trying to say, Like, if you can afford a kid. That's
• 45:06
  cool because otherwise we all end up paying for it as a taxpayer. I
• 45:09
  don't have kids. Stop, it's like you don't like humans. I don't
• 45:16
  know you are one. I hate when people say that, Yeah, yeah,
• 45:24
  you just like you just like bitches, exabers, no humans, people,
• 45:30
  you can wow. Okay, I think I think we're reaching new uh
• 45:35
  new levels things today. Yeah, because he's he's talking about bitches as people.
• 45:38
  That's impressive. It's a new one for him. Somebody saying Rock's worse
• 45:44
  than x G word. I don't know. She's pretty bade che cheese chee
• 45:59
  cheese winning. Oh ship nice damn. I mean they're both really good.
• 46:04
  But I think I'm just loyal to that Boma action dog you ever, I
• 46:07
  mean he wanted a bone Goku's wife. Who doesn't. You guys like cartoons,
• 46:13
  so you guys better not fucking lie. You guys have watched some anime
• 46:16
  porn, right, we watched some Pikachu. You watch some Pikachu Boner Charge
• 46:20
  Hard And I don't know what you've watched, But you like anime? What
• 46:23
  they can't tell me? No, you can't tell me you about I'm not
• 46:27
  saying you finished it, but I know you clicked the bunny. You're like,
• 46:29
  what's this about? I take you like the most recent thing that I
• 46:31
  clicked on just out of curios story. But I've never watched it, Like
• 46:37
  I never really I never like yanked it to it, but like watched it.
• 46:40
  Yeah, Like I clicked it. I was like, Yo, what
• 46:42
  the fuck is this right? And I'm just like, all right, what
• 46:44
  was the title? And I know it was it was just hid Ti.
• 46:46
  It was just like some random, like fucking like chick with the big tits
• 46:50
  and just some dude bone Pokemon no, like it was like I was just
• 46:53
  I was like, I mean, just see what this is about. Look
• 46:55
  what midget MIC's and me doing a r AI porn art? And then I
• 47:01
  told him. I was like, and then I told I told Major Mike.
• 47:07
  Literally after Midge and Mike send me this, I was like, what
• 47:10
  are you watching on the internet? But he was like, I don't know.
• 47:14
  I just voted to send it to you. You know, I just
• 47:15
  found it. I didn't look for this. It just came up. Bro.
• 47:22
  No, mom is Bob Burner is getting it? This is watch getting
• 47:29
  Bidgen. Mike sent me this, Dude, I like that. It's just
• 47:32
  like a little repeating game like no, no, no, it's like a
• 47:36
  whole video like they have like the whole video POV, the whole word I
• 47:39
  see rig Rentals mentioned yes, let me show right, so Ray you can
• 47:44
  see this? Can you put it on? Can you put it? I'll
• 47:46
  sell it to your Instagram right, put it on the camera. I can't
• 47:50
  see it's gonna be this, Oh did you you can't see it barely?
• 47:54
  Rig Rentals in the let me send this to rig rentals in the chat to
• 48:00
  the Simpsons porn that's worth checking out, Simpson Port. Yeah, they actually
• 48:05
  hate these people all the way. Yup, fucking fucking midget Mike though,
• 48:07
  he was like, you're just phone random and I was like, Ooo,
• 48:12
  there's no way deep. I don't know how I got here. I don't
• 48:15
  know how deep into poor hub you have to be to find that page sixty.
• 48:19
  No, no, no, I was gonna say page six. You
• 48:21
  don't find that page three, four, five six. Now you'd be surprised
• 48:24
  because here's the thing, because I'm going to tell you the thing I said,
• 48:29
  the thing that i'd seen recently that I was like, really, is
• 48:31
  uh the Scooby doo porn is Belma and Daphne and they get ganged up on
• 48:37
  by a bunch of like the fucking monsters and the monsters yeah from space jam
• 48:45
  old white guys, old white guys, basically, I guess so yeah,
• 48:47
  I remember just being like, wow, somebody really went out of that,
• 48:52
  definitely Oma. Look at Mike in the chat room though, like sits up
• 48:58
  big doing. They are poor, are the popoph Yeah, drink it off,
• 49:05
  benjaminc. I'm out looking for it. I didn't search. I heard
• 49:09
  it hear first. We can pose it on Patreon though, rightuse your mic
• 49:14
  is like, yeah, we can put my on Patreon. You want to
• 49:16
  watch this fucking ar porn micro production? Yeah, bitch a mic production on
• 49:23
  Nah, No, kick it, gig it see yeah for like fifty more
• 49:28
  minutes, yeah, kick it for fifty more minutes. Ably, some of
• 49:30
  the people end up going in by the way, man, let's go to
• 49:32
  four hundred subscribers though, man, like it happened, and every and everybody,
• 49:36
  I am sending your pat your uh, your gift and your boxes out
• 49:39
  this weekend, all right, So Sunday after my whatnot, I'm gonna end
• 49:43
  up sending all your packages out. Uh so Monday you'll have him on the
• 49:46
  way with the new never before released we Don't Smoke the same Beanie. I
• 49:51
  never released this logo when I fucking did had the podcast with Shiki. So
• 49:53
  it's like this font and it's really fucking sick. I think I saw it
• 49:57
  was worked on. Yeah, yeah, ok, I've seen it goes hard.
• 50:00
  It's like graffiti style and no it's not y oh yeah no no,
• 50:05
  no, it takes something. Yeah, so just sign up? What is
• 50:08
  it? Uh? Sorry, the hundred dollars one hundred dollars tier? What
• 50:13
  is it? Definitely comes hooked up, so don't sleep on that. A
• 50:15
  lot of people will tell you that, and there's not that many on it.
• 50:17
  And yes, Patreon gets more raffles and all the winners too. I've
• 50:22
  been I have been announcing all the winners on there. All the raffles are
• 50:23
  on there. So if you if you haven't won, just know your automatically
• 50:27
  incude. You gotta do is comment today if you if you want to enter
• 50:30
  today's raffle, just comment on today's episode on Patreon. Just drop a comment
• 50:35
  on Patreon. That's that's that's literally, that's literally what you gotta do.
• 50:40
  So make sure you guys. And I also want to give a shout out
• 50:44
  to Cheerley for forgetting some designs in my hands after day eighteen of drinking beers.
• 50:50
  She already got and she already did the one for today. We saw
• 50:52
  her do it like, Yeah, also printed this little bad Boy for I
• 50:58
  appreciate that. Are we gonna sign it for her? Yeah? Fuck it,
• 51:00
  let's do that. That'll be fun. Where am I? Where am
• 51:01
  I signing it? Not on that episode? She is on the show though,
• 51:12
  the fuck, dude, that's like telling a player on the bench,
• 51:15
  Well, you didn't play it, you don't get to sign it. You
• 51:16
  don't get ring. No, you don't get a ring for for you know,
• 51:21
  for a game, for a game you miss. All right, so
• 51:24
  that wasn't the Championships, you know. All right, we'll sign it,
• 51:29
  we'll do guess. We'll have her back on. We'll have her back on
• 51:32
  when he's not here. No, no, no, we need to have
• 51:37
  her so that she can just reject him consistently. The whole episode breaks down
• 51:44
  there, I got rejected by Jules Valentino. Yeah, but she's like used
• 51:49
  to like fucking like black guys, they pay for everything. People she rejects,
• 51:54
  Yeah, either you got to move on, bro, that's like four
• 51:58
  years ago already. Damn that was a porn star that we need to bring
• 52:00
  a porstar back on. Dude, I think every four years, I think
• 52:04
  there should be a rule. I go find us a port star. Yeah,
• 52:07
  Exavier, Not some bitch who fucking films herself and finger bangs herself and
• 52:13
  talk about like somebody to ask credentials. Bitch goes to the ABA. You
• 52:16
  somebody who knows how to act like, not somebody you're gonna try to fall
• 52:21
  afterwards, bringing the door to fuck anybody afterwards to be I'm not gonna lie.
• 52:25
  He's on brought top notch, four star, top not It's like her
• 52:28
  name. He hasn't moved on. You still find her on the on the
• 52:31
  feed page. Tools down, Tina. Somebody said, remember that female that
• 52:37
  stole XD's money. You stay being jacked by females. You got jack the
• 52:45
  paper of the money you got. I was acting like a baller that day.
• 52:49
  I was like, Ray, when did he come in on Monday and
• 52:52
  Tuesday saying, Yo, you gotta stop playing. You take him fifty books.
• 52:57
  He was all worried about it, and I'm just like, Bro,
• 53:00
  I didn't go, but I don't have it. I didn't even touch your
• 53:01
  boys. He took him, you took him, You took him, but
• 53:05
  I lost, and then and then when and then when uh, and then
• 53:10
  also too when he when his dumb ass you're a bought a ticket for to
• 53:14
  be calling off Twitter. Oh yeah, I got sucked on that hard.
• 53:16
  I was all dressed up as that was. Yeah, you better what a
• 53:23
  fake ticket on accident? Yeah, I got. I got fucking scam.
• 53:28
  That's so shitty at the same time shitty straight up. Yeah, when you're
• 53:37
  desperate. I mean, it's not like we told you like weeks in advance,
• 53:42
  like, hey, are we gonna go to any conventions coming up?
• 53:45
  Yeah, we need to start blogging again. I'm gonna start bloging today.
• 53:49
  We're going to today. We're doing that, but we need to coordinate so
• 53:52
  I can get Are you gonna go today? Ray? I'll be going now.
• 54:00
  Yeah, I'll be there for a little bit, eating some sore Ray,
• 54:02
  maybe drinking some stuff. We get timing to say, Tommy's not even
• 54:07
  gonna fucking show up, Bro, Tommy's gonna show up, dude. Oh
• 54:09
  Pop, I might be there, dude. He fucking should dude. He
• 54:14
  the last three events that I've had, Tommy has said he's gonna show up
• 54:16
  and he doesn't show up. You're not fucking George. No fancies on George.
• 54:21
  He shouldn't say that he's gonna show up, Okay, mad. When
• 54:23
  I tell him to shut the fuck up on the podcast, really smooth,
• 54:29
  because we told him to shut the fuck up before ghost him out, he's
• 54:31
  like, dude, fucking He's like, he's like, okay, so let
• 54:37
  me You guys didn't know what I put in his joint, right, Oh,
• 54:39
  so you did put something in there, dude. So I fucking literally
• 54:45
  put a grammar and a half of fucking hash in each one, right,
• 54:46
  just like straight up. And I put tobacco in each one too, like
• 54:50
  sprinkle day and nice. You know. Every time he kept coughing, he
• 54:53
  kept he kept looking like getting lighted, and he's like, man, and
• 54:58
  I was like, that's right, Tommy, sit down. So you area
• 55:00
  should hear him. That's not the same thing. Yeah, it is the
• 55:04
  same thing. You're drugging people without them knowing they're getting drug. He don't
• 55:07
  smoke tobacco. How is that drugging him? He smokes cigarettes? He's I've
• 55:10
  seen him ass George for fogles hand the time. All right, you got
• 55:14
  me, you got You're reminded me that we know a porn star that I
• 55:17
  should invite on here done. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I've
• 55:22
  seen her before and he used to do uh work for the same photograph name
• 55:28
  drop her. She's from Austin. What's her name? Might be on We
• 55:35
  Don't Smoke the same guys. That's definitely gonna be Patronics, I think because
• 55:39
  she's been dating h Nick Hogan for the past like five or six years,
• 55:43
  like from like son yeah ship, dude, did you guys ever see his
• 55:49
  sex tape? No? I don't want to see that. Yeah, I
• 55:54
  told you. That's that's where he says the animal that's forgiven after the yeah
• 56:01
  yeah, he drops the n bombed out brother for the end bomb that ship
• 56:05
  is forgiven. After he saved that fifteen year old girl. Dude, he
• 56:09
  saved that fifteen year old girl in that car accident. It's forgived. I
• 56:13
  don't know he did that like this past week. Yeah, but for though
• 56:16
  he is a real American raised, right, this guy, this, this
• 56:21
  fucking radio host was friends with Halk Cogan and this will literally let that full
• 56:25
  bonus. Wife recorded it and then released it. And that's a fucking ruined,
• 56:30
  fucking halk Hogan's life. He's even on his radio station is not popping
• 56:35
  as well as much as it was. Hey, Asmo wrote, quotation marks
• 56:38
  me and her used to model. He's probably on amateur porn. I know
• 56:47
  that's what I'm about. Are you on a pov No? Not no,
• 56:52
  no, not now with her? No I like that, he said,
• 56:57
  just not with her. You might find my dick on this on for her
• 57:00
  is gonna make it admission to find you. Watch Sampson Wiener beats by Rock
• 57:07
  Sampson beats Dick by Rock Sampson Rock beats Man makes beats with Dick. That's
• 57:19
  that might be a video. I'll go home and make Just imagine how to
• 57:23
  type that in. There's a guy playing a fucking it's will, but instead
• 57:30
  of his fingers is this cock. That's what I just said. That's what
• 57:34
  we both just said. You a fucking book exaber the pug up to do
• 57:39
  with this conversation. Put the headphones on amateur. That's the reason you can't
• 57:45
  hear yourself. He jerk, I swear man, you can't what I'm paying
• 57:52
  attention. Yeah, he's paying attention, bitch. You know who you rock?
• 57:58
  Yeah, he's not missing out a car station. Even Rosie knows what
• 58:01
  we're talking about. Not you. Now, I just feel like we're like
• 58:05
  a like in a car on the way somewhere and dad just yelled at you,
• 58:08
  and he's doing the same thing. He's kicking me, like, nah,
• 58:14
  why don't you you got the red one? Oh yeah, we got
• 58:21
  a new podcast coming out. It's in the words little Production. Chili is
• 58:23
  gonna be fucking Jamie. So we got her cleaning the studio and ship.
• 58:28
  You know, that's not what Jamie did. Jamie just was not a janitor
• 58:30
  for a studio. We're upping it. So it's cool. He's done.
• 58:37
  Called it, what would you call it? The Extra Pervertive podcast? He
• 58:42
  was a little right, a little right. Why don't you talk about it?
• 58:45
  Assholes? You don't talk about it. It's that's what the pocket.
• 58:46
  I'm not gonna talk about it because that's the point of sucking the podcast.
• 58:50
  Go listen to it. Scum and kick It's called scumb and kke it with
• 58:52
  me has comeback and we just fucking kick it. Coming kick and dog come
• 58:58
  and kick it. Jesus could have been scumming take it because like I just
• 59:02
  want to like lock out the ass and just put common kick it. Some
• 59:06
  people are gonna come. We have porn stars on there and only fan checks,
• 59:08
  so some people might just releally coming kick instead of scumming. Kick it
• 59:14
  YouTube, just YouTube YouTube, proper post production work. He's gonna like to,
• 59:20
  you know, a little after production on it, so he might.
• 59:25
  I'm not boning these chicks. If you listen to podcasts like uh shout out
• 59:34
  to come back, I'm not boning what he's boning. Damn thing you're too
• 59:38
  good for them. No, fa, I just don't like to be number
• 59:42
  one thousand. Damn you don't like a hot dog in a hallway? Yeah
• 59:45
  dog, No, Like I went over there like this. Have you ever
• 59:49
  been there? Have you ever been there? Bone for stripper? Bone a
• 59:52
  stripper? Yeah, bro here, Now that you asked that, Now that
• 59:57
  you asked that, Yes, now that you asked that. Porn stars,
• 1:00:02
  I mean strippers, my bad strippers. When they first bone, they like
• 1:00:07
  at least this one. She like right before she sung my dick, she
• 1:00:10
  inspected it. Oh, like they check it out to make sure. Yeah,
• 1:00:15
  yeah, and I knew that's what she was doing because she looked at
• 1:00:17
  it and like look under it, like she wasn't like and I knew she
• 1:00:20
  was before you got a blowjob. That's tight. Yeah, she's looking for
• 1:00:22
  like like you hear something. But she the first time I've seen her like
• 1:00:28
  she like moved it too, the sign and ship. But do you do
• 1:00:30
  that with Laba huh? Like you do that with her pussy. I'm not
• 1:00:34
  eating. I'm not even no stripper out for hell no, that's no,
• 1:00:37
  that's no go. You don't even make out with them. Don't kiss me,
• 1:00:40
  you don't kiss them. Get your feet off me. That don't feel
• 1:00:44
  nice. It's hard to kiss them when it's Zuggie sounds with the kind of
• 1:00:49
  money if I could put if they were, if they Hell no, I
• 1:00:52
  did not raw dog Rosie bro. She walked out naked after I boned her
• 1:00:57
  in front of George and fucking Irvin and did a bump. That's what I'm
• 1:01:00
  saying, did you No? Definitely not, because Eddie. I remember in
• 1:01:06
  that podcast Eddie said he saw come dropping down her leg. Yeah, check
• 1:01:16
  go check out that podcast a while ago. But I remember Eddie. He
• 1:01:20
  was like, dude. She came out, she had cold dropping on her
• 1:01:22
  leg, came to the bump, and she went back into the room.
• 1:01:27
  It was sad when I saw her walk out the room naked, just it
• 1:01:31
  was so bro. It was so sad. It was dude for me.
• 1:01:38
  Bro. I was like, what the fuck am I doing with my life?
• 1:01:43
  She didn't kill a fun dude. So we were podcasting. I don't
• 1:01:45
  know what episode is, it's called a Rosie episode and uh something like that
• 1:01:51
  on the Scumback Show, which one saw George preston. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:58
  okay, I remember that. So so she comes over and she's supposed to
• 1:02:00
  be guests on the podcast, and she's like my age, and you could
• 1:02:04
  tell that she's like she likes like fuck boys, so George, instantly she
• 1:02:07
  starts flirting with me and she comes sit on my lap, and then in
• 1:02:10
  front of all the homies, all the homies are there and they're like,
• 1:02:14
  you could tell her a bone, And I know I couldn't say no because
• 1:02:15
  I look like a little high assfol because she's fine too, so I couldn't
• 1:02:19
  pull the she's ugly card or she's too fat card. She's hot, So
• 1:02:22
  I was like, man hot, like I had a boner and she sits
• 1:02:27
  on my lap. Yeah, we said on my lab we would have been
• 1:02:30
  mad. Everybody would have been mad. That's what I felt. I felt
• 1:02:34
  that was auder myad Eddie. So no, so were they're chilling bro where
• 1:02:39
  they're chilling urbans there we're doing cocaine and then she literally looks over and she
• 1:02:44
  looks over to me and she's like, let's go to the room in front
• 1:02:46
  of everybody. Dog damn. So I kind of like got mad though hats.
• 1:02:51
  I was like, yeah, let's go to the room. And that's
• 1:02:52
  why I'm living with George. So I took her to the room. You
• 1:02:54
  kicked Georgie out. Fuck, there was no room. So I go in
• 1:02:59
  the room and we've been doing lines, dog like, we're doing lines and
• 1:03:01
  Irvan's there, the MIC's around. I go, I bone this chick.
• 1:03:07
  Dog. I even took up. I even took up. I even took
• 1:03:10
  a blue show because I had I had to show up because I knew she
• 1:03:14
  was gonna tell everybody if it was weak. I knew she was gonna tell
• 1:03:16
  dog it's just weak on its own. I'm sorry, no, but I
• 1:03:21
  had I had to show up dog. And I was on coke, so
• 1:03:24
  I had to make sure my dig wasn't gonna be liveing you were on were
• 1:03:28
  on coke's. So I take a half by agro. At least you're making
• 1:03:30
  my stomach. I bone this chick dog. I bone this chick. I
• 1:03:37
  bone this chick dog. And then like we're done. And then I'm like,
• 1:03:39
  She's laying there for a little bit, and I'm like, like,
• 1:03:42
  I wanna go do a line. I'm like, all right, I'm down,
• 1:03:45
  let's go. Sounds like such a stripper thing to say, like something
• 1:03:47
  stupid, like I just want to party, that stupid brain cell that has
• 1:03:51
  the reason to talk. Yeah. So we're there, bro laying down,
• 1:03:53
  and I'm like, I don't want to do it. I want to do
• 1:03:55
  like I want to go do a line. And I'm like, I'm like,
• 1:03:59
  all right, let's go do a line. So I get up for
• 1:04:01
  I get up, I put my pants on, I put my I put
• 1:04:03
  on basketball shorts because I want to show I'm not gonna want to show off
• 1:04:06
  my heart. Yeah yeah, I want to show off is you know,
• 1:04:09
  hey, George. So I put on basketball shorts and I look over to
• 1:04:13
  her and I'm like, want a jacket or something, because I thought she
• 1:04:16
  had some dignity. I try to give her clothes and she's like, nah,
• 1:04:19
  I'm okay. Like this walks out button naked. Bro gets in front
• 1:04:25
  of Irvin and I'm there on the side, I'm there on the I'm like
• 1:04:28
  in the hallway just looking at this chick, shaking my head like did I
• 1:04:30
  just bone Irvin? Excuse her line? Bro? She sits on Irvin's lap.
• 1:04:39
  Yeah, that's the line. I do another line, and then she
• 1:04:46
  says, I want to go for a round two. She lived like a
• 1:04:48
  slug mark on Yeah, Bro, the worst dog and she's the one.
• 1:04:57
  She's the one someone like, she's the one that inspected. I forget this
• 1:05:00
  is where this was. She like disgusty looked at it, but she like
• 1:05:05
  literally looked at it like like an inspection, like a car inspection. Like
• 1:05:10
  yeah, she pulled it all the way back. She pulled it all the
• 1:05:12
  way back. She got a flashlight in her mouth. She was just like
• 1:05:18
  and I asked and look, I asked George. Change and I asked George.
• 1:05:23
  The next day, I was like, yo, like she did that.
• 1:05:26
  She's like, oh yeah, she was just looking for like if you
• 1:05:27
  had like a pump or something, so like, you know, so she
• 1:05:29
  knew if you had like or something. I was like, that's what they
• 1:05:30
  do. She's like, yeah, that's what they do. Dog. I
• 1:05:32
  still wore a condom either way, but she's still looking out for herself.
• 1:05:35
  A baby now, yeah, definitely to the homies. He took the blue
• 1:05:43
  shoes, so I did take a blue shooe, so it was ready you
• 1:05:45
  take. If you take a rhino or a blue schoo you're gonna at least
• 1:05:47
  go three rounds. No, I came out with the basketball shorts and the
• 1:05:50
  tank top, you know, because I was like, there was a pump
• 1:05:53
  in me, raging boner. It was fluffed and then you'll still be kind
• 1:05:57
  of hard, kind of hurt. I said, he's do an ice plunge.
• 1:06:06
  We're gonna get rid of this. It was winning. Yeah. Oh
• 1:06:12
  yo. By the way, let's get a round of aplaus for the for
• 1:06:15
  the team of El Salvador for not letting them fucking score on them. Dog.
• 1:06:19
  The game finished and it ended at zero zero play on the fucking field.
• 1:06:27
  Dog, No, they did not. He could have scored if he
• 1:06:30
  wanted to. Dog, I don't know, bro, Like I didn't see
• 1:06:36
  the game either, like I guess it happened like when we were sleeping,
• 1:06:41
  yeah, or I don't know, like because I saw the whole thing.
• 1:06:44
  I posted the results and I was like zero zero. I was just like,
• 1:06:48
  no, mom is dog? I was? And Swatters didn't even play.
• 1:06:54
  Yeah, dude, it is eleven eighteen and I am done right now.
• 1:07:00
  That is fucking beautiful. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 1:07:02
  she's gonna get on the mic now to Chris it. I can't even see
• 1:07:08
  it. Ship the white looks good. Let me see it on the camera.
• 1:07:16
  Yeah, what is it? Just lets you know I beat Spider Man
• 1:07:19
  two. Yeah, damn dog. I got emotional with you and I didn't
• 1:07:27
  cry. I was just angry, like like the Mary Jane levels on this
• 1:07:31
  one better than Jane was ugly in this bro Like black Cat was way hotter
• 1:07:35
  in the fucking game. Bro Cat's always hotter than Mary Jane. Peter shouldn't
• 1:07:41
  have had to say Mary Jane is supposed to be playing and simple, dude,
• 1:07:44
  She's not supposed to be a sex like the next door next door dude,
• 1:07:46
  the girl that she was just hot in certain fucking versions of it,
• 1:07:50
  but like this one, I was like, you really had to bring Christian
• 1:07:53
  Duns back, like, but no, it wasn't. I know, it
• 1:07:57
  wasn't Christan, but it reminded me of her character, all right. But
• 1:08:00
  nonetheless though it was a good it was a good game, all right.
• 1:08:04
  Yeah, damn, this looks fucking clean. So fucking clean. Oh she's
• 1:08:16
  that ship comes off real quick, though, tell you, as soon as
• 1:08:18
  as soon as I take a shower, I take that ship out and it
• 1:08:23
  hurts. As soon as as soon as I take a shower, that ships
• 1:08:26
  going. When I see the water going in there, yeah, I'm like,
• 1:08:29
  I'm just gonna pull otion. Yeah no, but yeah, that game
• 1:08:33
  was pretty fucking cool. Though. I was like, I'm gonna probably I'm
• 1:08:36
  gonna probably start playing Stray thank You or a Call of Duty. Oh yeah,
• 1:08:40
  well stra is gonna be a quick play, So is it a long
• 1:08:43
  game? I didn't pay fifty bucks for that ship, it was. It's
• 1:08:47
  nothing less though I appreciate your rockets a game that I would play. And
• 1:08:50
  then the Call of Duty that I get to the headphones get to shine.
• 1:08:55
  Oh yeah, we're going on twitch. So because he's he streams the ship,
• 1:08:58
  so I can't wait to get him band on two. My saying,
• 1:09:00
  faggot, you're gonna hit U band on here? Doc fuck bro, worry
• 1:09:04
  about his fucking go to Patreon after he says it. After he says that
• 1:09:12
  he wants to go on Patron, Yeah, you kind of have not til
• 1:09:15
  we get four hundred Patron subscribers. I'll get one, get one, yeah,
• 1:09:18
  rocking one. I mean, but you want to talk on the mic
• 1:09:20
  too, so I don't want to take that away from you. Yeah,
• 1:09:26
  what would you get Rock White? Uh? Because I was gonna say squirrel,
• 1:09:33
  No, I don't just while talking not paying attention. I'll be back
• 1:09:41
  in l A on the ninth of February. Okay, I'm going to be
• 1:09:45
  at an art show. Yeah, passion I love, so I'm gonna be
• 1:09:48
  showcasing ma as well. I want to get one of your pieces Friday.
• 1:09:58
  I don't have anything on my leg, but like for summer, I want
• 1:10:00
  to get something like something like your RP or something like that. Anyways,
• 1:10:06
  Rock did you get those sneakers? Oh? I got these? Uh on
• 1:10:12
  the sneakers app I got them? They did a shock drop. Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  I actually this is one of my favorite pairs of Jays for anybody wondering,
• 1:10:20
  right you like them at all? If they likes them, you know all
• 1:10:23
  right? Those are dope, right. I like the fact that they have
• 1:10:29
  the uh leather upper instead of somebody did you hear somebody put in the chat
• 1:10:35
  rooms? And when folks get white man's drawings tattooed on their physical I'm sorry
• 1:10:40
  that a fucking Mexican didn't make Spider Man bro be happy that to be happy
• 1:10:45
  that the new one fucking speaks Spanish food and fucking like Miles Morales. Wait,
• 1:10:48
  are we mad about you getting a white man tattooed? Trash? Trash.
• 1:10:58
  I don't even want to watch Karate Kid anymore because, I mean,
• 1:11:01
  it's so stupid. The dumbest part about it, I mean there's a lot
• 1:11:04
  of dumb parts about it, but the dumb part was when the Marvel character
• 1:11:08
  the Beatle Guy goes' TC TC where TC walks up to like the receptionists and
• 1:11:14
  they ask him, are you the janitor with the suit on? No one
• 1:11:17
  would ask you that. No one and no one, no one. I
• 1:11:19
  don't care how Mexican, I don't care how Mexican look. If you come
• 1:11:21
  in with the suit, no one thinks you're the janitor. No, that's
• 1:11:24
  fucking dumb, fucking stupid, dog. No one would say that. They
• 1:11:27
  just want to make it seem like, Oh, your Mexican, You're gonna
• 1:11:29
  be the Janet. It's so fucking name who wrote that part? George Lopez?
• 1:11:32
  Right? The ending was trash. Uh. The only thing that I
• 1:11:39
  heard that was like really cool about it was the fact that they made the
• 1:11:42
  transformation like actually look painful as shiit, Like you know what I'm saying,
• 1:11:45
  Like that's supposed to be kind of true to the comic book. Like so,
• 1:11:50
  but I mean, yeah, outside of that, I'm I think I
• 1:11:53
  got like Superhero movie fatigue right now, done done, It's been done a
• 1:11:57
  long time ago. Dog, No one should be watching that shit. Let's
• 1:12:00
  you have kids now. Some of them are good, Like the Flash was
• 1:12:01
  pretty good, although the the one with Batman, no, the new one,
• 1:12:06
  the only ones are dead for Yeah, the Flash movie with Batman?
• 1:12:10
  Does he come on here? Did you even watch it? Yeah? I
• 1:12:13
  did? The news said it was good. Yeah. Are you sure watching
• 1:12:15
  the one? There's one that like failed horridly Yeah, it's the one where
• 1:12:18
  he goes back in time. Yeah. Yeaheah, okay, Yeah, that's
• 1:12:21
  Batman's He's not going to the main character. Yeah, you're right, Yeah,
• 1:12:28
  no, that was I actually really liked that movie. I don't like
• 1:12:30
  Ezra Miller. I think they suck, but that was a good movie.
• 1:12:34
  Well, you guys want to know something stupid about me? Yeah? No,
• 1:12:40
  oh you heard it here first. Who's gonna say other than that,
• 1:12:49
  you guys know Smallville, small Villa. Yeah, I did not know to
• 1:12:53
  like a year ago, that that was. That was based around Superman.
• 1:12:57
  Jesus, you're so stupid, dude, to god, I watched this ship.
• 1:13:00
  I didn't watch I thought it was so stupid. I was like,
• 1:13:01
  what the fun is stupid thing? When he's something? Really, you'all gonna
• 1:13:08
  what was? I know? I have Thanksgiving every year with the guy who
• 1:13:12
  created that show. I'll forego. I'm not playing that's it, dude,
• 1:13:17
  show. You know we should do No, I'm not even playing. That's
• 1:13:21
  okay. You know what we should do? You have any like you have
• 1:13:26
  a lot of skin left? We should do like a like a kind of
• 1:13:29
  a question. I want to give you a skin left. I want to
• 1:13:34
  put a scroll on you, and then every time you name drop, we
• 1:13:38
  tattoo and named the name on that like the mean List. Yeah, you
• 1:13:42
  can just do it. You can just burn buck. No, I wouldn't
• 1:13:47
  mind like that where they came out with though, m did you watch me
• 1:13:55
  Girls? Girls? Cool Girls is great? I love the original was cool.
• 1:14:02
  Oh yeah, like mean Girls. The first one I'm really a big
• 1:14:09
  fan of, like musicals, was that a musical. The new one is
• 1:14:16
  the Broadway production. So that's that's the only reason why it's a musical,
• 1:14:20
  because I remember thinking the same thing, and then I was put on to
• 1:14:24
  the fact that it was not supposed to be like recreating it as a musical.
• 1:14:28
  They'd already had a super successful musical on Broadway, so they were just
• 1:14:32
  making it a movie. Now somebody can do like like people are saying they
• 1:14:36
  should be blood and blood out musical. Would it be bad? I kind
• 1:14:43
  of want that to happen now. I think they should just like like a
• 1:14:45
  musical rape scene. How would that go? Audition? Audition? Tommy would
• 1:14:58
  do it? Though. Tommy would be like a one to me, be
• 1:15:00
  pop, you're gonna watch it, which was like sold out? What are
• 1:15:14
  you doing for showing blood? Oh yeah? Basically three foods, three remaining
• 1:15:27
  foods, Like I don't know the three main foods, the ones that Burner
• 1:15:30
  said that one. Somebody said American next, American next? All right,
• 1:15:38
  what are movies that will be horrible to do in a musical? M that's
• 1:15:41
  true, Let's do that one. Like like the color purple? Isn't the
• 1:15:47
  color purple? Music? No? I don't think so, is it?
• 1:15:51
  Now? No way? I didn't know, Okay, fine, And I
• 1:15:57
  guess how somebody beat me to it. And I guess it's not that funny
• 1:15:59
  y'all ever see Rent? Yeah? I remember the first time I saw that,
• 1:16:02
  I was like maybe nineteen, and I'd never looked into it. I
• 1:16:06
  just went with my mom. I remember being like, these people are so
• 1:16:10
  jazzed about being homeless and having aids. Yeah, Like when we were younger,
• 1:16:14
  Like I don't know how we came across it, but me and my
• 1:16:15
  sister were talking about it. We had no business watching that, and we
• 1:16:19
  were like singing the songs. And I remember like I was little and I
• 1:16:25
  was singing this one song and like there's a phrase in it where the guy
• 1:16:29
  says, like, mister masturbation, And I remember saying it, but I
• 1:16:32
  didn't know what it meant, and I remember I got popped, Bro,
• 1:16:35
  I got popped in the mouth, and like, don't say that I hated
• 1:16:40
  it watching it. I hate it being popped in the mouth and not given
• 1:16:43
  a reason for it. Bitch, tell me you know what I mean.
• 1:16:45
  It's like you get sometimes you did, no, you fucking know, dog.
• 1:16:50
  I knew every time I got hit, I knew why, and I
• 1:16:53
  knew I did. I deserved it. There's times where like we got popped
• 1:16:57
  and we're like, what was the reason? Like we would literally just be
• 1:16:59
  like my dad would just like I never got He would get annoyed from us,
• 1:17:05
  like giggling and ship. I would be now, fuck you. I
• 1:17:10
  would not be like that, bro, like I have drugs, Yeah,
• 1:17:14
  what is it? Yeah? Or whatever? Like I had drugs, but
• 1:17:18
  I don't know man I had. My friend's dad was like that, Like
• 1:17:24
  like my best friend's dad, he tells me some ship that I'm like,
• 1:17:26
  dude, his dad used to be a drug so like this one would just
• 1:17:29
  be like he tells them turn on the TV and if it wasn't low enough
• 1:17:31
  for him, there and beat his ass with a jacket, Like I'm like,
• 1:17:35
  yo, what the funk's up with? That, bro, Why it's
• 1:17:38
  me get like that? Yeah, bro, ship was crazy. You remember
• 1:17:42
  the worst ass beating you got. Well, I didn't get hit like that.
• 1:17:46
  I got hit like like with the bell. But it's like I said,
• 1:17:49
  I deserved it. I didn't get hit for no repult. Come on,
• 1:17:51
  dog. We lived in the gated community. I don't treat like that.
• 1:17:55
  White guy got hit more than you. Yeah, I got white guy
• 1:17:59
  definitely got him more than me. I didn't really get it, like I
• 1:18:00
  don't know for my mom had a daycare and I wasn't getting along with one
• 1:18:03
  of the kids, and she's like, come on. As soon as we
• 1:18:06
  turned the corner, she grabbed me by my hair and covered my mouth and
• 1:18:10
  dressed me into the bathroom and then punch me in the face. Jesus,
• 1:18:14
  Jesus, she popped me again. Punch now, punch to the face is
• 1:18:17
  like a lot. Oh. Yeah, we got CPS called on us.
• 1:18:24
  Was always at our house. Damn relatable. Yeah, and then like you
• 1:18:29
  know, we would get trained. OK, so CPS would get called like
• 1:18:32
  at her house or whatever. But like my parents would train us before they
• 1:18:35
  were like if they come, if they asked where I hate you, I
• 1:18:38
  hit you on your butt with my hand and that's it. In only once
• 1:18:42
  and we're just like okay, okay, and you guys would say yeah,
• 1:18:45
  we would say it's gonna get taken away because they were getting they would they
• 1:18:50
  still bid you well. Like at the time, my parents were kind of
• 1:18:54
  like out of it, like they're like getting related. So it was like
• 1:18:58
  a bunch was going on. So when we're just like we would have like
• 1:19:02
  scripted like speeches to say fuck. We would make sure we would look at
• 1:19:08
  each other because there's three of us. We look at each other and we're
• 1:19:10
  like, remember if they asked this, my dad would during the divorce,
• 1:19:15
  my dad would record our conversations for evidence in court. Trauma dumping, right,
• 1:19:21
  damn yeah, dude, life. Yeah, I think we turned off.
• 1:19:28
  I got sent to like, I got sent into the room. They
• 1:19:31
  told me I couldn't play the PlayStation. Somebody said, that's not even funny.
• 1:19:36
  I'm saddened. Well, we laugh about it now. I feel like
• 1:19:43
  during then, it was like serious, but as we're older, we're just
• 1:19:45
  like, yeah, we know it's not okay, but it's a little funny.
• 1:19:47
  I mean, you have I mean, you've obviously moved on from it
• 1:19:49
  though you feel like it with you, because sometimes I feel like if you
• 1:19:54
  don't get closer, so like a little bit because I feel like because when
• 1:19:58
  I was younger, I felt like I had to like please my parents.
• 1:20:01
  So I was like I'm a people pleaser, So like I'm like, okay,
• 1:20:04
  like whatever it makes you happy. Yeah, but I have to learn
• 1:20:08
  how to say like no. Know is the most powerful word in the English
• 1:20:11
  language. I say no a lot tattooing, like, yeah, you know
• 1:20:17
  who told you that? Dude? Billionaires live by that. No is a
• 1:20:21
  powerful world. No. It's the most powerful word you can fucking in the
• 1:20:25
  English language, bro, because it's the only thing that gives you peace of
• 1:20:28
  mind to keep everything the same way, like for your own like nothing changes,
• 1:20:30
  Like it's the power to shield everything off. You want to go do
• 1:20:32
  this with me? No? Do you want to go here? No?
• 1:20:35
  Do you want to? Like? No, bro, Like that's you protecting
• 1:20:38
  your own space. Bro. It's also the same. But also, don't
• 1:20:40
  fucking you also don't create opportunities. Do you want to come to the common
• 1:20:43
  store? Yes? And then you go there and then you meet so and
• 1:20:45
  so and then guess what shit happens? That's not. That's not everybody wants
• 1:20:49
  the same things you want. Bro, that's the reason. No, it's
• 1:20:53
  so important because I want no part of that. It's exactly what I'm saying.
• 1:20:57
  So it's a very powerful word. Yeah, but saying it's the most
• 1:21:00
  powerful word. It is the most powerful word. Bro. Like, yes,
• 1:21:04
  you can't say it's it's not the ultimate. Yeah. No, kid
• 1:21:09
  be saying no a lot. You've seen that movie? Yes, man?
• 1:21:12
  Yeah, you hate that movie. I kind of like it. I kind
• 1:21:16
  of like how he changes life. It's a misnash, Bro. You can't
• 1:21:19
  have Jim Carrey and his chicken. No, it doesn't work. I forget
• 1:21:23
  who's the girl in that movie? Doesn't matter? You like you've seen it?
• 1:21:26
  Right? Yes, man, you've never seen this movie. It's a
• 1:21:28
  Jim Carrey movie. It's funny. His life's going his life's going to ship
• 1:21:30
  and he wants to change something to so he goes to a seminar. In
• 1:21:33
  the seminar, they tell him you have to say yes no matter what you
• 1:21:36
  say. Yes. Do you want to get a tattooed? Yes? Do
• 1:21:39
  you want to go to the comedy store? Yes? Do you want to
• 1:21:42
  go on a hike? Yes? So he starts saying yes to everything,
• 1:21:44
  Bro, and his life changes today, and eventually he gets to a point
• 1:21:47
  where like he's now giving the homeless man like all his like money, his
• 1:21:50
  credit card is his car. There's a moral to the story, but it's
• 1:21:55
  in that movie. Yes. It's very powerful word. It tells you yes
• 1:21:58
  and okay, well let me tell you why. No, so fucking powerful,
• 1:22:00
  dog, I have a whole movie, Bro. I don't just need
• 1:22:03
  a whole movie, Bro, because a fucking ape can understand this. Bro.
• 1:22:08
  One of the smallest, one of the smallest words in the English dictionary,
• 1:22:11
  no is the most powerful word that will help you grow personally and professionally.
• 1:22:15
  No liberates you. In contrast to yes, which commits you. People
• 1:22:19
  try to please everyone and say yes all the time. What website are you
• 1:22:24
  reading that from? Google? All right? Yeah? And that makes a
• 1:22:29
  lot of sense, though, because I don't like sometimes sometimes you just don't
• 1:22:32
  like committee to ship. Bro. Sometimes you just like bro, like honestly,
• 1:22:36
  but sometimes you just you just like to be like unbothered, Bro.
• 1:22:41
  Unbothered is such a good feeling. I'm just no, I'm just saying like,
• 1:22:45
  unbothered is just such a good ship. So you just so, so
• 1:22:47
  you're just saying no. It's just like, hey, bro, I don't
• 1:22:49
  want like sometimes you just you just no liberates you. Dog, I feel
• 1:22:54
  you, but I just argue with I'm not argue with you, but just
• 1:22:57
  I think it's good to have personal like yes and no, they're both good.
• 1:23:00
  I think I think setting but like, look, look, do you
• 1:23:02
  want to go to the comedy store? Yes? Do you want to do
• 1:23:06
  you want to go to the comedy store? Yes? Do you want to
• 1:23:09
  do cocaine with George? No? I mean no, balance said balance?
• 1:23:14
  You want a common store? Yes? You want to do cocaine with George?
• 1:23:16
  No? Sorry, might have seen the movie? Nope, isn't that
• 1:23:24
  a scary movie? Were you guys scared of final? Final destination? Final
• 1:23:30
  fantasy of dying? Like that? You never watched that movie and it didn't
• 1:23:35
  like change your perspective of death when you watch that movie. It just made
• 1:23:40
  me like be paranoid about certain things like, Hey, the roller coaster looks
• 1:23:44
  too old, don't get on it. I don't with flying because that movie
• 1:23:46
  really didn't flying for me. Yeah, I would never get on the ghost
• 1:23:51
  Rider. Oh yeah, you said they ruined flying for you? I remember
• 1:23:55
  because I was a little kid when that movie came out and that whole you
• 1:23:58
  don't fly still No, I fly with it, but I just fucking hate
• 1:24:00
  it. I get really dosed up before I get dude, I fucking take
• 1:24:03
  a Xanax and I never take x X I take I'll take Benadryl and edibles
• 1:24:11
  like I'll make sure and I'll drink. I do drink. I do like
• 1:24:14
  three shots. So by the time I get on the plane, I'm like
• 1:24:16
  ready to sleep. Yeah, me too. Ten hours. Bro. I
• 1:24:19
  literally last plane last time, I was like, I literally was like,
• 1:24:23
  man, I was like, I'm gonna watch Batman, and then when Batman
• 1:24:27
  finishes or the around fifteen minutes and I'm down a few cups of whiskey,
• 1:24:30
  take the Xanax, and I'm gonna go to bed. I just I man,
• 1:24:32
  flying freaks me out so much. I I know it's safe, I
• 1:24:35
  know all this that and technically not safe. It freaks me out. Don't
• 1:24:40
  say that ship. I gotta tell myself it's safe, all right, and
• 1:24:42
  see the story. We're like the airplane Like I heard about that. Yeah,
• 1:24:47
  safe favorite before I went to go play Miami Music Fest, like decade
• 1:24:53
  Plastic airlines. I got. I was getting on a plane that night and
• 1:24:56
  my friends maybe watched La Bamba and I had no idea what that was about.
• 1:25:02
  And I was like, fuck you is then the end? Yeah,
• 1:25:09
  it's fucked up. And then I had to get on a plane and and
• 1:25:11
  this is his Mom's all like, man, I just got stuck with the
• 1:25:14
  rapist kid. There's only one There's only one rule to play when you want
• 1:25:19
  to just don't fly at nine eleven. What are they gonna do it twice?
• 1:25:27
  You don't want They don't want to risk it. It's not cos dude,
• 1:25:29
  I'm not risking it. He has all been on planes. Yeah,
• 1:25:31
  I'm going to Japan. Been on a plane. Oh, shop, it's
• 1:25:36
  terrifying. Let's not stop telling you that more. I know it's not the
• 1:25:42
  worst part is the worst partest tsa the worstarst taking your shoes and shoes off
• 1:25:45
  and helping your matching balls on the scanning machine. Can they Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:25:49
  because because you put something behind your balls, you can see your balls.
• 1:25:54
  They can see your because people have tried putting your sack under your sack.
• 1:25:57
  Yeah yeah, I'm just worried about my socks not being matched. Just
• 1:26:00
  wear a blue take a blue choo next time you go to the airport.
• 1:26:04
  So what about if you got to be like tattoo out of state? I
• 1:26:09
  feel, yeah, like I've only been to like Vegas and Colorado. You
• 1:26:14
  drove the Yeah, I mean, like what if you want to do like
• 1:26:17
  a tattoo convention somewhere else, Like you're eventually gonna have to get rid of
• 1:26:20
  it. Well, yeah, eventually I'm have to get on a plane.
• 1:26:23
  It's honestly, I would like to fly somebody terrifying. It's not that bad.
• 1:26:27
  It is like I hate it, but it's not that bad. I
• 1:26:29
  just I don't know. I can't comprehend like something so heavy, like they're
• 1:26:32
  being so high in the sky. I think, well, it's all more
• 1:26:35
  than that. I mean it is it is that? No, No,
• 1:26:38
  it's a it's a metal tube in the middle of the air going like ten
• 1:26:41
  thousand miles. It's crazy, like the logic that the concept of what is
• 1:26:45
  being, of what created is taking it and just go. You know,
• 1:26:48
  it's got those big turbine jets that are just in air. There's I do
• 1:26:55
  agree that the concept is fucking crazy. It's crazy. I mean, look
• 1:26:58
  at the fucking cargo ship been containers like the boats and ship those are so
• 1:27:02
  massive, but the top of the water it goes. He's on. Oh
• 1:27:10
  man, I uh. I had to do a fourteen hour flight to China,
• 1:27:14
  and I made sure I was dosed. That was when I took the
• 1:27:17
  next floor. I drank did xanax did the whole nine went on. You
• 1:27:20
  know, it's a it's a twenty thousand dollars fine a drink liquor on an
• 1:27:25
  airplane. That ain't their liquor. I mean whatever, He's just he's on.
• 1:27:30
  Fuck the bottle. He's gonna fu the whole bottle. Almost showed it
• 1:27:33
  to the lady. She's like, you see what I fucked up? Oh?
• 1:27:36
  I was like, no, he didn't know it was. He didn't
• 1:27:39
  know he was hiding it, but he didn't know how bad it is.
• 1:27:41
  It's like a really big How did you take that whole bottle? On?
• 1:27:44
  There? I think my carry on it was sealed. Was it the three
• 1:27:45
  ounces or less? No? I bought it at the airport. Oh,
• 1:27:48
  I see, I see, and then just let me walk in there with
• 1:27:51
  it, and then I opened it inside the airplane. That's fair. Now,
• 1:27:54
  I just do little airplane bottles and just put those down in the bathroom.
• 1:27:59
  Yeah, like I don't I don't know. Flying over that much water
• 1:28:01
  is scary, but like fucking awful, bro, there's no way you're gonna
• 1:28:04
  get to Japan driving, you know. Man, imagine that ship you crashed
• 1:28:11
  in the middle of the night and it's just pitch black out there. You
• 1:28:16
  do. Oh yeah, I bet you're You're dead before, like you you
• 1:28:19
  know, like, look, if you ever hit the water, you're dead
• 1:28:21
  before anything happens. I feel like it's kind of more like I get more
• 1:28:26
  at East knowing that rather take a plane overseas than take a boat. Yeah.
• 1:28:30
  Fuck yeah, I hate the boats, man, Like I hate the
• 1:28:32
  water, you know, Like I fucking hate the water. I hate what's
• 1:28:35
  in it. I like eating some of it, but that's it. I
• 1:28:39
  took a cruise when I was like fourteen, Like, I wasn't afraid of
• 1:28:42
  the water at that time, but I remember going out into the middle to
• 1:28:45
  hear that he was he was. It was DJing for Mark Cuban and I
• 1:28:51
  was fourteen. What you talking about? But no, it's pitch black out
• 1:28:56
  there. You can't see your hands in front. Yeah, that's scary,
• 1:28:59
  dude. You want to know why I do a plane over over a boat,
• 1:29:01
  because if you dine in a plane, it's gonna be a pretty fast
• 1:29:05
  death. Not in a boat, you're gonna drown or be eaten by sharks.
• 1:29:10
  That's it both or both and freeze to death like on the Titanic as
• 1:29:15
  well. Oh so, like, there's no way I would have let that
• 1:29:19
  bitch on that fucking on that door, on that door then like get out
• 1:29:23
  of your bitch. Yeah, there's no way I would have told her,
• 1:29:29
  Like the gentleman in me would have been like five minutes. Yeah, that's
• 1:29:34
  a gentleman in me. If not, if she don't want to comply,
• 1:29:36
  I'm like, well then I guess who's stronger, bitch. I'm also like
• 1:29:41
  that door was huge. They couldn't do both of them on there. I
• 1:29:44
  feel selfish, dude, she didn't want she is, Like the reason she
• 1:29:47
  survived to like if it was real, is because like all the clothing they
• 1:29:51
  wore, like especially the women, like the thick dresses like probably kept them
• 1:29:56
  warm, and then the gentlemen we're just wearing like slacks, and and I
• 1:30:00
  bet you, I bet you she didn't want none of her body in the
• 1:30:03
  water. That's why. That's why he was already stopping. But I was
• 1:30:08
  about to say, I feel like I feel like she just handled her little
• 1:30:13
  boat fling like you're not coming home with me. I love what hood hippie
• 1:30:16
  said. I love what hood hippie said. He's right, she didn't freeze
• 1:30:18
  because hose don't get cold. She's a whole dog. She's a whole dog.
• 1:30:27
  She let some guy, some homeless guy, basically some peasant, pretty
• 1:30:30
  much fucking draw her naked. I'm working these, give me a second,
• 1:30:41
  yea work out that time. But either way, though she's a whore,
• 1:30:44
  she has a horle. Though she lets some naked she lets some homeless guy
• 1:30:47
  draw her. No, he would do. He was fucking he's a peasant.
• 1:30:51
  He's a peasant. Yeah, we went homeless. He didn't have a
• 1:30:55
  house, but he was an artist, so like he did, still homeless
• 1:30:59
  artist. I don't know what makes it better. I see homeless artists all
• 1:31:00
  time. Here a girl, you love artistic people. Man, she had
• 1:31:06
  a fucking she could have been with an elite and she said, nah,
• 1:31:10
  have you ever been to like, uh, like art classes like in college
• 1:31:14
  and stuff, and they have like still life drawings they have like nude models
• 1:31:18
  like sit up like on a table like this and thirty people and you know
• 1:31:23
  they bomed. I've had homies do that. You know they bummed. You
• 1:31:26
  don't think that full hit it after he was done drawing. Yes, there's
• 1:31:29
  a whole scene where they fucking accord and this is a war. That's what
• 1:31:31
  I'm trying to say. She's a she was with the fucking, the fucking
• 1:31:34
  elite. She was a guy that owned the boat and she didn't care.
• 1:31:38
  That's a whole No, that guy did not own the Titanic. He owned
• 1:31:41
  a part of it. I don't remember. I think he was just like
• 1:31:44
  a rich guy we're talking about fucking uh yeah, the dude, they didn't
• 1:31:49
  he own some part of the boat. Wasn't the boat. He's just wealthy
• 1:31:55
  and he was just taking like the biggest cruise in the world at that time.
• 1:31:58
  That's all it was. I want to ask, I want I want
• 1:32:04
  to ask he's on what's her name? Was? Rose from the Titanic?
• 1:32:11
  A who? The reason I say that is because hor horse don't get called
• 1:32:15
  and she didn't freeze. We gotta think about it. She lets him,
• 1:32:16
  she lets some homeless guy let let what he lets some homeless guy draw her.
• 1:32:26
  I don't think he was homeless. That's what I said. You have
• 1:32:29
  to have money to be on that boat. He got lucky, played poker.
• 1:32:31
  You want you guys forget it starts off then playing poker and he wins
• 1:32:35
  a thing and he gets on the ball. It was luck. He hustled
• 1:32:39
  his way in there, like homeless. Don't see homeless people whustling their way
• 1:32:43
  anywhere besides horror. No, no, she's not. She could be a
• 1:32:46
  little slutty, but she's not a whore like she wasn't just she was not
• 1:32:54
  just fucking anybody on that boat. She was was Asmo says, she was
• 1:32:59
  having a good stop it. She saw past the money. She's just like
• 1:33:08
  nah, yeah, yeah, bro. Not everybody's thirsty. Bro, She's
• 1:33:13
  wanted to picture herself. Yeah, exact, could have got it, not
• 1:33:18
  naked, it's art. Yeah. She threw that diamond in ocean. That
• 1:33:25
  was stupid. I know, dude, I got to give it up to
• 1:33:28
  and then she threw it falcony. Sometimes I wish the ocean. I wish
• 1:33:30
  parts of the ocean would dry up, just so you could see what's under
• 1:33:32
  there, Like lake meat in Vegas. Yeah, like, I bet there's
• 1:33:36
  well, I mean, I don't know about the bodies, maybe like treasure.
• 1:33:39
  I'm thinking probably the ocean has a lot of ship though, because does
• 1:33:43
  gold ever go bad because of the ocean. I don't think so. No,
• 1:33:45
  right, Like gold doesn't oxidate or anything like that. Yeah, but
• 1:33:50
  I feel like it's probably like very buried though. That's just deep pollution and
• 1:33:56
  like probably all the junk that's like because we don't know how deep the ocean
• 1:33:59
  is, Like if we could ever make something that could go in that deep?
• 1:34:01
  How can we don't make a rocket that goes under? Do we?
• 1:34:09
  Yeah? Technology, but how the fuck did that ship get down there?
• 1:34:14
  You mean you just send it. It's sonar. It's a wave to wave
• 1:34:16
  and you see how long the wave. Yeah, and you'll figure out people.
• 1:34:24
  Yeah, they'll send Yeah, they stand a wave down there, and
• 1:34:28
  they'll figure out how long it takes to come back up. And they'll do
• 1:34:30
  math and they'll be like, Okay, well, this is how far this
• 1:34:32
  wave usually travels. So it took extra three seconds, So that's how long
• 1:34:35
  it is. Never been to the bottom of the of the ocean, I'll
• 1:34:39
  tell you that much. Too much pressure equipment there, but you can only
• 1:34:43
  go too deep before like all that pressure like kills you. Yeah, I
• 1:34:46
  don't know that Sh'S scary. Like I'm just in that deep part. I
• 1:34:49
  bet you there's ship there that's like like super scary, just hibernating. Yeah,
• 1:34:55
  Gozilla. I think the idea of Godzilla is not far fetched. I'm
• 1:34:59
  not gonna to say something that's gonna come out of the water knows how to
• 1:35:01
  spit fire or maybe like I don't know, like what if it's not like
• 1:35:09
  a big god's other day, but what if it's just like a big ass
• 1:35:11
  crocodile. It's just as big crocodile. Just yeah, Like that ship is
• 1:35:17
  fucking scary, yo. Like that ship is probably in the ocean, you
• 1:35:21
  know, at the end of the Jurassic Park, the new one, or
• 1:35:24
  like how they have like that big ocean thing that lives in there. That
• 1:35:28
  ship is like megladon that's that can eat a megalodon. Then it's definitely not
• 1:35:32
  real. You don't know that well. I know that. I don't even
• 1:35:34
  think Megladn's real. Megan, can't they find like a fossil of it recently?
• 1:35:40
  Like the big crocodile thingy. Yeah, I think they did like that,
• 1:35:45
  you like, like everything was like still intact. Yeah, remains of
• 1:35:48
  that actual creature. I'm telling you that prehistoric creature has got to be If
• 1:35:53
  a Megalodon is out there, megala Don's just probably deep. Bro, Like,
• 1:35:57
  imagine how big the fision mascot. What mascot took our mascot home the
• 1:36:02
  Jurassic Park, the Jurassic Park. Yes it is, Yeah, it's not.
• 1:36:08
  It's not the fucking basket. I don't know, I don't. All
• 1:36:10
  I'm saying is that there's gotta be something out there that is just really fucking
• 1:36:13
  fucked up. I think I think, I think we've discovered any animal that's
• 1:36:19
  big enough to eat us. Somebody in the comments mentioned the bobbitt worm,
• 1:36:26
  and those are fucking yes, please. Bobbitt worms are fucking scary. It's
• 1:36:33
  it's an under the ocean kind Laskin. Bullworms are scary looking too, though,
• 1:36:41
  Yeah, but those it's based on a real thing, though. Look
• 1:36:44
  at this fucking guy. Those things just and they like, yeah, they
• 1:36:51
  hide in the sand and they'll come up and pull ship down. But they're
• 1:36:57
  not that big though. They get long as fuck. Hold on, I'm
• 1:37:00
  gonna google how long they get. They get scary long though. Let's see
• 1:37:03
  how long a bobbit worm though, like that ship, I don't know,
• 1:37:09
  man. Also, do you know why it's got its name? Oh?
• 1:37:15
  No, I think they named it after the lorrain a bobbit Oh because of
• 1:37:18
  the penis thing? Yeah, because it also just like lady who cut it
• 1:37:24
  her husband's penis off and threw it off the freeway. Yeah, a fucking
• 1:37:28
  nut job. That happens a lot while getting Dick's cut off. Yeah,
• 1:37:32
  like it's a common crime. It's not just like it's not as as weird
• 1:37:35
  as you think, like a woman will try to like injure a guys genital
• 1:37:40
  out of like like a crime of passion or like what do you call it?
• 1:37:45
  Like a crime? Yea, all right, you don't know how long
• 1:37:47
  bobbitt worm gets? Ten feet long? Long? Ten fucking feet that's any
• 1:37:56
  of us. Yeah, but can it eat you? Yeah? Could could
• 1:38:00
  eat and it's venomous and it's got a little mandibles. Bobbitt worms are fucking
• 1:38:04
  gross. Nope. Yeah, so you're not going into the ocean that.
• 1:38:10
  I got no interest in the ocean, man. That ship freaks me out.
• 1:38:13
  I love sending you fucked up ship that I see on the internet,
• 1:38:15
  though I know you and Ray Ray you're on that too. You send him
• 1:38:19
  sucked up deep ocean ship. What's hilarious the fact that you'll never into the
• 1:38:28
  ocean. You just get to think about it. Somebody said these fools drinking
• 1:38:32
  Modelos at eleven am. It is for sure, Almill drink these Modelos and
• 1:38:36
  I'm gonna little climbing store keep drinking models and I'm gonna be on a sick
• 1:38:41
  one. Disgusting. Yeah, see, you can't. I do think.
• 1:38:46
  I do think if you follow enough of these goals, ships are you on?
• 1:38:53
  Sometimes sometimes it's fall a little bit good, Sometimes a little bit falls
• 1:38:57
  in there, you know, drink it. But no, Yeah, my
• 1:38:59
  children getting the ziais or whatever it is. Batty liver, Yeah, you
• 1:39:03
  get that fucked up. You can get all sorts of cancers. Yeah.
• 1:39:06
  Man, he's already has a fatty liver. Should we should we should answer
• 1:39:14
  first on the show. Everybody knows it's gonna be stop with that ship because
• 1:39:18
  we're gonna be sad whoever gets it. I feel like I feel like I'm
• 1:39:21
  gonna be the first one to get cancer. We know we already know who's
• 1:39:25
  gonna get it, so you know, you can start being sad. We
• 1:39:28
  wanted to already started go fund me now then, is that what you're saying?
• 1:39:35
  A telethon hasn't got it yet, but fun me go fund me is
• 1:39:42
  only for Americans. You know what's not dog? I already read the rights.
• 1:39:45
  I read the terms and agreement rights. They did it for all the
• 1:39:48
  frud street vendors. They don't have a constitution. I just like the idea
• 1:39:51
  of him going on the customer suport. Yeah, we're gonna read the rights
• 1:39:55
  for GoFundMe. You need to be a citizen, like now that you mentioned
• 1:40:00
  it, Yes, probably what social rosie? Where can they get in touch
• 1:40:02
  with you for like upcoming gigs or what do you got to come? So
• 1:40:05
  the twenty fourth of this month, so next week I have an event called
• 1:40:12
  Safe Word La. I'm going to be tattooing at that Kink Underground Rave festival.
• 1:40:17
  It is probably going to be there. Yeah, I think I think
• 1:40:20
  I know what is I think I know what. It's literally down the street.
• 1:40:25
  I think it's like a warehouse, huge warehouse. What's it called.
• 1:40:30
  It's called Safe Word La. And if you're going to be DJing there.
• 1:40:32
  How can people go there? So I would just go to the Instagram handle
• 1:40:36
  it's called safe word LA, and then they'll post a flyer and then yeah,
• 1:40:42
  just go Just on that note, what would everybody safe word be if
• 1:40:46
  you had to have a safe word? Mine's oopsie daisy because that's just not
• 1:40:51
  a normal part of my vocabulary. So if I shout oopsie daisy, it's
• 1:40:55
  also going to ruin the mood. It's just like the ultimate breaks sexual STITCHU
• 1:41:00
  wait, I don't know. I never thought about it. Figure it out,
• 1:41:01
  man. I would be like just stop, yeah, all right,
• 1:41:05
  game over. That's fucking nope. That would be amigra, amigra. If
• 1:41:11
  I hear that, I'm stopping on side dog, I think bar patrols in
• 1:41:13
  here. Don't have to get the carder dog. Where do I gotta say?
• 1:41:20
  Pro say proping? Yeah, yeah, you yell out prop And while
• 1:41:28
  he's on fucking He's like, we needs one, don't know cancer back.
• 1:41:35
  You can get on. You can get a macallis. You're getting a doctor
• 1:41:42
  greenough Mistro can't get them. Yeah, And then I have another event February
• 1:41:50
  ninth. I'm gonna be tattooing there and showcasing my art. It's gonna be
• 1:41:54
  at forty four fourteen West Second Street, Los Angeles, California. There's gonna
• 1:41:59
  be ten, there's gonna be food bar, there's gonna be tattoos, tooth
• 1:42:02
  gems, photography, two DJs. Five dollars before ten and ten dollars after
• 1:42:08
  ten. You'd be doing them like parties. Oh yeah, dude, that's
• 1:42:12
  where I make most of the money. And like, I tattooed fast and
• 1:42:15
  it's just small, little like flash tattoos. So each one takes me like
• 1:42:18
  five minutes probably, And I'm like, what the experience you had from Vegas?
• 1:42:21
  For sure? Like so I'm like, all right, next, next
• 1:42:26
  damn And I bet, yeah, I bet if you draw most of them
• 1:42:28
  or is it something so like I'll draw the flash and then like I'll pre
• 1:42:31
  stensele them like how I brought the ones here, take them, cut them
• 1:42:35
  up, and then price them and then people come and pick them out a
• 1:42:39
  lot of people. I guess when you're partying, it's just something spontaneous to
• 1:42:42
  do. It's to me, it's like a I'm networking when I'm doing it,
• 1:42:47
  Like I know, I go into thinking like I'm not gonna make any
• 1:42:51
  money, but just the exposure and me getting my name out there and meeting
• 1:42:55
  people is enough for me. Like me doing this for free, this is
• 1:42:59
  more than enough. I don't mind it, and I do get clients from
• 1:43:02
  it, so as much as I try to do, Like, if you
• 1:43:05
  have any events and you need a tattoo artist, like hit me up and
• 1:43:09
  I'm there. Yeah, straight up, she didn't my events, and if
• 1:43:12
  anybody does, I mean I know everybody's needs to throw in their events now,
• 1:43:15
  but definitely hit her up because she she's quick, and she's she does
• 1:43:18
  greade a work. I mean, she's probably gonna end up doing all this
• 1:43:21
  sleeve Like this, I feeling up most of my arm because I means she's
• 1:43:26
  already two down and it's just like I just down, yeah, three down.
• 1:43:29
  I'm sorry, Yeah she's three down. So I'm just like it's it's
• 1:43:32
  probably gonna just turn into more, especially because like it's just you're you're gentle
• 1:43:38
  with your hand, which is the trouble I always had with other tattoo artists.
• 1:43:42
  Fuck yeah, like like I'm just like a fool, Like I know
• 1:43:45
  I look big and ship, bro, but like what the fuck bro,
• 1:43:46
  Like, no, I'm not a pumpkin. I'm sensitive. Yeah, foods
• 1:43:49
  are open here and treating me like a fucking pumpkin and get in her fucking
• 1:43:53
  face. And ship, you're still tattooing it dead Man's. Yeah, still
• 1:43:57
  tattooing at dead Man's Lancaster, California. So it's up there in the avy,
• 1:44:03
  So it's probably like an hour out from here right now. We're in
• 1:44:08
  the works of opening another shop closer to you where too, Mary Lancaster.
• 1:44:14
  But you can't tattoo in Palmdale like they have like their own little regulation.
• 1:44:17
  Yeah, yeah, we can't. There's no like tatoo parlors in Palmdale.
• 1:44:23
  The old people ship, I don't know, probably is like it kind of
• 1:44:26
  reminds me like Burbank kind of like you know, like it's getting to that
• 1:44:30
  point. Okay, you know damn Burbank because Burbank like that. Yeah,
• 1:44:36
  yeah, it's okay. Burbank is definitely one of those cities where it's just
• 1:44:42
  like god, damn bro. Like they got hell of gun shops. Yeah,
• 1:44:46
  they got this the one city in La County that has all the gun
• 1:44:49
  shops. It's funny because during quarantine, during all the riots and stuff.
• 1:44:55
  I remember going for a drive and just seeing lines like like some fucking high
• 1:45:00
  drop happening out of like four or five of those gun shops up and down
• 1:45:02
  burd Bank. Yeah, I gotta be the clock coming. You need the
• 1:45:08
  clock. What did you say, THEO vance coming, BLM's coming, You
• 1:45:12
  need the clock. They're they're they're done already. Yeah. I was talking
• 1:45:15
  about about them in a minute, about COVID. I was talking about during
• 1:45:18
  those times, people were serious about it, like he was right. During
• 1:45:20
  COVIDN sales were up the room. Yeah, black history damn. Sounds about
• 1:45:32
  right. Sounds about right. And uh, to keep up with any other
• 1:45:38
  like any of your other stuff too, Yeah, you can uh follow me
• 1:45:42
  on Instagram at Baby Mathra Underscore. No, it's Baby Baby Underscore Mathra six
• 1:45:48
  x six. They're usually posts like all my events, tattoos and I kind
• 1:45:55
  of ship post to so oh yeah, yeah I just started following you.
• 1:45:59
  He said you can on a ship post. Yeah, what do you mean
• 1:46:01
  posting? Is he just posts like random ship for seven Fuck you just ship
• 1:46:11
  post all day long. Dog, That's what it was. I love it.
• 1:46:14
  I love it. I'm not hating. But yeah, yeah, YouTube
• 1:46:16
  poop. There's all sorts of ship that's that's been a thing for over almost
• 1:46:21
  twenty years now. I just didn't know that's what it was called. I
• 1:46:24
  just that's stuff I find interesting. Oh yeah, we do too. If
• 1:46:27
  they follow you, people like it, like you your Pokemon ship. You
• 1:46:29
  know how you post your Pokemon stuff, that's ship posting like it's it has
• 1:46:30
  nothing to do with you. But when they send you nothing but fucking real
• 1:46:38
  on never mind, we're talking about Jason Ross. He really sends ship dams
• 1:46:42
  yeah to you. And there's this girl that he sends me a picture of
• 1:46:46
  like ship on her mouth and he calls her misship whiskers. Got yuck,
• 1:46:51
  she has whiskers. No, it's just very that's very justcaus he will not
• 1:47:00
  be doing a close out today because we're going to the comedy store after.
• 1:47:04
  Rosie's gonna be going there too. Go get some thought. Is he still
• 1:47:09
  selling? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're gonna get the most I need
• 1:47:14
  to sign. Please, I'm gonna cop one out there. Yeah, I
• 1:47:17
  mean, might as well get sign I have one right here. He was
• 1:47:19
  on the show not too long ago. Uh but yeah, make sure you
• 1:47:23
  guys check out that episode. You want to thank Baby Mantha for coming on.
• 1:47:28
  Thank you guys for having me. Make sure you guys check out Dead
• 1:47:31
  Man's Tattoo studio out there in the city of Lancaster. Check them out.
• 1:47:35
  Book your appointment with her, Book her for your event. Uh you know
• 1:47:40
  if private private tattooing as well, just run the bag. You know what
• 1:47:44
  I'm saying, because she's quick and she will get quality work. I mean,
• 1:47:47
  yo, this is like, look sick every game I passed, So
• 1:47:51
  you're gonna get the the cat. I would just want to get my cat,
• 1:47:56
  though, you do your cat. I told you, I told,
• 1:47:59
  I told you I kind of I wanted to go to the AI and make
• 1:48:00
  them and put and put like two pictures of my cat and be like a
• 1:48:03
  boxing match in a tattoo format so I can be like I would be kind
• 1:48:08
  of sick, yeah, or just something like something yo, because a I
• 1:48:15
  will do that, and I'm like, hmmm, let me try. Yeah,
• 1:48:19
  Samurai cats. I've sent some cool tattoos of like cats, but it's
• 1:48:24
  all like old Japanese style. That'sh It's pretty sick. Hell yeah, So
• 1:48:30
  make sure you guys check her out. Thank you so much for coming once
• 1:48:31
  again, Ray Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast for all the movie reviews.
• 1:48:36
  Uh Rox Sampson. Follow me on all my socials at r O c
• 1:48:41
  K S A N S O N A t X. My group, The
• 1:48:44
  Beautiful Men's Club. Be sure to check out to Noami Wave. I just
• 1:48:47
  put that album out earlier a few weeks ago, and I think this year
• 1:48:51
  my goal is just to kind of put out more regular music on Spotify and
• 1:48:56
  Apple Music. So right now I've got If anybody's familiar with Dracula Flow,
• 1:49:00
  I made a little song for that, so I'm gonna put that out in
• 1:49:03
  the next couple of days. So yeah, follow all my ship, bitch,
• 1:49:08
  yeah, bitch, hit that light bun subscribe. Thanks for coming on.
• 1:49:12
  I can't wait till easy On. It's full blasted. What are you
• 1:49:16
  gonna get He's pretty blasting. I'm gonna get one here. You're definitely gonna
• 1:49:19
  be the next one for sure. Yeah, we use a lot of them.
• 1:49:24
  I want to get a tattooed to get enough. I guess I want
• 1:49:26
  that Bobby Hill smoking. Oh side note, I see something in his mouth.
• 1:49:30
  He's saying they want to do some work. Hit me up on Instagram.
• 1:49:32
  Shoot me a d M. I got good rates on beats Flexible.
• 1:49:35
  I'm a nice person. Hit me up, hit that light button, subscribe,
• 1:49:40
  Yeah you guys, Wednesday, Wednesday. Yeah, uh no, but
• 1:49:45
  pull up for up for up. Bro. If you're in l A,
• 1:49:46
  pull up the coming store. It's gonna be dope. It's inside now.
• 1:49:48
  I just saw a video. We're going inside outside. We're going inside.
• 1:49:53
  Glad, Glad, It's gonna be inside. But yeah, go to a
• 1:49:55
  Flavors bydyesone dot com. Uh. The Grimace hat is almost sold out,
• 1:49:59
  so everybody who everybody who purchases, there's like, I don't know, like
• 1:50:02
  a little bit of them left. So if you go buy a Grimace hat
• 1:50:04
  or a Beanie, I will hook you up with a little insane surprise in
• 1:50:09
  your package for free. So make sure you guys just go take advantage of
• 1:50:12
  that and help me sell that out because that's almost done so I could get
• 1:50:15
  ready for the next drop. There's a lot of new stuff I'm working on
• 1:50:16
  as well for everybody, a lot of custom pieces as well. Shout out
• 1:50:19
  to everybody who has been placing their orders for the hats and for the gear.
• 1:50:24
  Also follow me on Flavors by e Zone and Whatnot. I do have
• 1:50:27
  a sale going on Sunday. Hopefully you guys are already saving it. I
• 1:50:30
  will be posting on the behind the scenes of what I'm selling on there as
• 1:50:32
  well. I got a lot of stuff I've been doing on the Whatnot.
• 1:50:35
  So I'm almost two a thousand followers and I know up there it's pretty it's
• 1:50:38
  pretty tight. I like I like one, not a lot. It's dope.
• 1:50:40
  It's a dope platform. I'll see you guys Wednesday early in the morning.
• 1:50:45
  Do we have anybody on Wednesday? Extreme? Really? Oh? Here,
• 1:50:48
  we already haven't booked for another day. It's not gonna be Thursday with
• 1:50:51
  the Plumber. Oh no, I think Wednesday is just us. So it's
• 1:50:55
  cool, all right. So yeah, we'll see you guys Wednesday. Peace
• 1:50:58
  out. What up? Patreon? What up? Everybody that subscribed? Salute
• 1:51:08
  and big thank you as always for being a subscriber here on patreot of though
• 1:51:12
  we don't smoke the same podcast now, I know. We've been giving you
• 1:51:15
  a lot of new content and a lot of giveaways and a lot of different
• 1:51:16
  things you guys can get involved in here on the channel. Today we're gonna
• 1:51:19
  give you a new tier and something new to work with. Now, I
• 1:51:25
  remember when I bought my first heady, and I remember when exhiber about his,
• 1:51:29
  which was not that long ago. I bought mine like ten years ago.
• 1:51:31
  But you know that's neither here or there. That's the reason I'm doing
• 1:51:33
  now. I'm boxing of this gift because he don't know how to handle such
• 1:51:36
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• 1:51:54
  Now what's in the box? The crazy thing about it is we're gonna be
• 1:51:57
  featuring something different every month, something different every month, and it's gonna be
• 1:52:01
  a different Artist of the month. If you haven't guessed it yet, yep,
• 1:52:04
  this is a part of art. This is a part of our Artist
• 1:52:08
  of the Month segment. Now nobody's opened this package. I'm the first one
• 1:52:11
  opening it, and the artist specifically asked me to hook you guys up with
• 1:52:15
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• 1:52:19
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• 1:52:24
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• 1:52:27
  the king of all the Giraffes. So you're gonna get a Matt Robertson T
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• 1:52:40
  need one of those you're gonna need. You're gonna get an even bigger dat
• 1:52:45
  mat because you're gonna need that when you're on the go. But the greatest
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• 1:53:06
  that for this month, start off by giving you guys the love back,
• 1:53:15
  one lucky winner will be getting a brand new Matt Robertson rig you know what
• 1:53:24
  I'm saying. That's what I'm talking about, a brand new Matt Robertson tube
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  literally with the giraffe details on the side. You got the Saga tre Milli.
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  You got the opening on top that fits just about any kind of suction
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  you want to put it through. You know what I'm saying. This is
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  we're gonna get you a brand new nail to go with this as well,
• 1:53:57
  so you can go ahead and be ready to use it. Just for twenty
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