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#0105 _STORY INSPIRE: Decisions that transforman, with Tom Segura · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day.
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  Tommy Buns.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, man?
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  Speaker 2: I watched two episodes of the new season. Oh, thanks, man.
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  It's so ridiculous. So you. That show is so you.
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  I don't want to give anything away, but the dance one,
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  I was fucking crying. I was crying. And the Freaky
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  Friday one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, with Jamie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. They're so fun.
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  Speaker 3: They're so fun.
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  Speaker 2: It seems so fun for you.
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  Speaker 3: It's the most fun I have.
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  Speaker 2: It's like it's so– it is one of the best
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  examples of like a one mind, like one person's mind
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  in a show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Without like a whole bunch of people saying, don't do that.
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  Don't do this.
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  Speaker 3: They give us no restraints in the craziest, greatest sense.
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  Like they really are like do whatever you want to do.
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  Speaker 2: The Kevin Nealon one, the first one was so fucking ridiculous.
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  It's so you.
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  Speaker 3: It's such a great time. The dance one, you know,
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  I went to six rehearsals for that.
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  Speaker 2: Dance rehearsals. Dancing is hard.
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  Speaker 3: It was so hard.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when you did the Steven Seagal thing?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I had to do a bunch of rehearsals for that, too.
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  Speaker 2: For people that hadn't seen it, that's you and Bert.
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  Bert made a dance video. Like, you guys had a
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  competition to see who makes the best one.
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  Speaker 3: He was just saying we should all do one.
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  Speaker 2: And then.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, okay. And then he just
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  dropped one. So there was no, like, let's both do one.
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  And then he was like, I'm a better dancer. And
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  I was like, eat shit, dude.
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  Speaker 2: There's something about him saying he's better at something that's infuriating.
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  Speaker 3: It's so crazy. Because it's just like wild, unhinged confidence,
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  you know? And the truth is, I got to give
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  him his credit. He is capable of so much of
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  this stuff, too.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he's a great athlete.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 2: That's why he's so confident about stuff.
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  Speaker 3: He dropped a bunch of weight. And then we did
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  our 5K a few weeks ago for the Netflix is
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  a joke. We did a 5K again. From last year
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  to this year, he dropped 16 minutes off of his time.
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  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: He dropped 50 pounds, too.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine doing a 5K with a 50-pound vest on?
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I think about that every time I work out with
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  a vest on, and my vest that I usually work
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  out with is only 25 pounds, which is like a
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  normal amount that people lose. This is crazy how much
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  harder everything is.
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  Speaker 3: So much harder, yeah. It's great to wear those on
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  a hike. You take it off, and you're like.
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  Speaker 2: I have a 35-pounder I wear when I walk the dog,
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  and then I have another one that's an actual backpack
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  frame that I put plates on it, and I can
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  get it up to 90 pounds.
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  Speaker 3: I did a hike with a 50 on, and I
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  had to take that shit off.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking hard, man.
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  Speaker 3: It's really hard.
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  Speaker 2: I do with one 45-pound plate, so the backpack itself
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  is probably about four pounds, and then the plate is
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  another 45.
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  Speaker 3: That shoulder-neck area just starts to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's rough.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really rough.
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  Speaker 2: I do it before hunting season though because it's like
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  the best thing to prepare you for actually having a backpack.
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  Speaker 3: On in the mountains. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because you don't realize how– well, you're carrying a bow.
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  You're carrying– I don't pack my whole camp on my back.
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  Like some guys when they go out to the backcountry
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  for like eight, ten days, they'll have an 80-pound, 60-pound
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  pack because they've got their food for like a week
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  in there and then they have like their bedding. And
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  they have, like, some kind of a shelter.
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  Speaker 3: Do you go hunt like that?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Like that level? No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do that anymore. I've done it a few times.
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  You have. But I don't like it.
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  Speaker 3: My boys are hitting me up. Like, they want to
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  go hunting.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I take them shooting. But we just shoot targets.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well, we have a lease out here. We could
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  take you pig hunting.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: They have to kill them. They have so many of them, dude. Yeah.
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  It's the craziest infestation of animals you've ever seen. You
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  hear them in the bushes. They sound like demons. They're everywhere.
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  There's so many of them, dude.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Texas has millions and millions of pigs.
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  Speaker 3: Is it really that many?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I don't even know what the full number is.
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  But they don't know because it goes up every month.
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  So the thing is, like, wild pigs have as many
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  as three litters a year, and they could have as
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  many as six piglets per litter.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they start giving birth at six months old.
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  Speaker 3: And then do they do the thing because, like, with
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  a lot of– you know, animals that they say you
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  can hunt these, it's because they are destroying, like, the ecosystem.
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  Speaker 2: Destroying everything.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: So what is the number? 2.6 to 4 million wild pigs.
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  Isn't that nuts? That's in Texas. That's just Texas. That's
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  just Texas. 2.6 to 4 million is fucking bonkers.
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  Speaker 3: How long does that hunting season last here?
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  Speaker 2: It's 100% all day long at night. You shoot them
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  with night vision. Yeah, you can shoot them every day,
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  all day.
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  Speaker 3: The only time I've ever hunted in my life was
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  hog hunting in Florida.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they taste great. I mean, like barbecued pig, like
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  if you do it right, you have to be careful
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  because you can get trichinosis if you undercook it. It's
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  not like pork that you get from a restaurant. They're
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  eating everything. They eat each other. Like if one pig dies,
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  sometimes they die in fights. They fight with each other
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  and they die or sometimes they get hit by a
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  hunter and they live and then they die. Then the
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  pigs eat them. So they'll eat dead deers. They'll eat skunks.
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  Speaker 3: Anything.
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  Speaker 1: Anything.
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  Speaker 2: Anything.
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  Speaker 3: So you just have to cook it well.
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  Speaker 2: You got to cook the shit out of it. But
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  if you eat a pig that's been eating acorns, oh,
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  they're delicious. I got one in California once, the first
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  pig that I shot, and we smoked it on this Traeger,
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  like slow smoked a ham. It was sensational.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: It was so good, dude. It's like a darker meat
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  than pork that you get from the store.
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  Speaker 3: I got to take them because they're asking.
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  Speaker 2: This is a good friend of mine named Jesse Griffiths.
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  He owns Dai Due Restaurant, and he's an awesome chef,
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  like an amazing chef. And Dai Due, if you've never
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  been there before, you got to go there. It's fucking incredible.
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  And it's a lot of his like Texas wild game
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  that he serves. He serves like Neil Guy, which is
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  like– so the only animals that you can serve that
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  you hunt are ones that people own, like exotics or pigs.
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  So he has like wild boar sausage.
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  Speaker 3: He has a place here?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's called Dai Due.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I have that written down on my list.
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  Speaker 2: It's legit. What I was going to say is Jesse,
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  he has a cooking school.
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  Speaker 3: It is. It's number three on my list.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's super legit. It's one of the first places
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  I went when I moved here. Really? Yeah, because he
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  had been on my friend Steve Rinella's podcast. And then
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  he came on my podcast. And when he was on Steve's,
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  I was like, God, that guy is so interesting. Who
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  is that guy? And then he introduces me to him.
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  And then we went hunting together, Steve and I, in
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  South Texas, like right on the Mexican border. And Jesse went, too.
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  And Jesse cooked for us.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: It was sensational.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: He's so good. He cooks diver ducks. And diver ducks
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  are kind of gross sometimes. Because they're the ones that
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  go under the water and they eat all the mulch
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  at the bottom and stuff. But what he does is
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  he has some kind of crazy marinating process. So he
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  marinates them for like an extended period of time. And
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  then he grilled them.
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  Speaker 3: And Dai Due serves what kind of food?
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  Speaker 2: It's mostly– it's like they have steaks. They have fish.
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  They have everything. But it's mostly Texas food.
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  Speaker 3: Texas food.
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  Speaker 2: Like Texas redfish, Texas wild hog. He has Neil Guy ceviche.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Is there anything better than befriending a chef? It's
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  the greatest.
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  Speaker 2: He's a great guy too. And what I was going
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  to say is he has a whole school. What is
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  it called, Jamie? Something– we'll figure it out. Jamie will
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  find it. But he has a school where he'll teach
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  you how to hunt, teaches you how to butcher the animal,
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  how to break it down into cuts, and then he
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  teaches you how to cook it. Really? Yep. And he
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  does it with a small amount of people. So it's
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  like six, eight people or something in a small group.
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  And they'll take from the beginning. Like, I've never shot
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  a gun before. Fine. Don't worry about it. From the beginning.
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  This is how you use a rifle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This is the safety. Make sure you never point the
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  gun at anything other than the ground. Never point it
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  at a person. Even if your finger's nowhere near the trigger.
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  All the safety stuff. And then takes you to a range.
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  Shows you how to sight it in. How to shoot
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  the rifle. And then they take you hunting.
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  Speaker 3: See, the most imposing, I think, part of.
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  Speaker 2: New school of traditional cookery. That's it.
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  Speaker 3: The most imposing part of hunting to me is what
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  you do after you shoot the animal.
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  Speaker 2: I can teach you some of that, too. Show me
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  some pictures here. Some of the yummy pictures. Like, he barbecues. Like,
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  his food is so— look at that, dude. Come on, son.
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  What is that? Like, some sort of a poor— what is this?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so it's whitetail, a doe, and a big fatty boar. Whoa.
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  And so what is he doing? He's making dried chiles
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  and onions. Oh, so nice. And unlike a lot of people,
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  he likes old boars. A lot of people, they say, oh,
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  you've got to shoot a young one. He's like, no, no, no,
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  I like the old ones because there's real flavor to them.
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  You just got to know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yeah, he knows what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like cooking?
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  Speaker 3: I do like cooking. I used to cook more, but
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  I enjoy the process. I love getting a recipe, getting
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  the ingredients together, and cooking a meal.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then you'll love doing this.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to try that.
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  Speaker 2: Because it'll be something that you shot yourself. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Hook me up with him, please.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: I would love to.
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  Speaker 2: And on top of it, you're literally helping the environment.
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  Speaker 3: That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: They have to be killed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I'm telling you, these guys are asking me
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  on a daily basis.
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  Speaker 2: You know Taylor Sheridan, the guy who produces Yellowstone? Yeah, sure.
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  He's a friend of mine, and he has a giant ranch.
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  Speaker 3: It's a crazy ranch. Yeah, I think he has the
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  biggest ranch in Texas.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he had a pig problem. So he literally brought
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  in these fucking special ops guys, and they trained like
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  as if they were going to go attack some insurgents
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  to kill pigs.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they plotted it all out. They strategized. They made
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  a plan. And they went out and they fucking annihilated
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  a bunch of pigs.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty fucking rad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, in pretty violent ways.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure. There's some crazy videos online of people using thermite.
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  Do you know what? No, not thermite. What's that stuff called, Jamie,
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  that blows up? Tannerite. Tannerite? Tannerite.
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  Speaker 3: That's how they were blowing up the pigs.
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  Speaker 2: So what they'll do is they'll set up a feeder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then at the feeder, they have tannerite. And so
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  like when the feeders go off, the animals hear it
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  and then they run towards the feeder. And usually the
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  feeder is for deer. And then the pigs usually kick
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  the deer out. And the deer just say, fuck this.
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  And they run out of there. And you got like 30,
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  40 pigs. And so. Bro, it's so wrong. But see
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  if you can find any videos of one where they're
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  like on a feeder. Because the camera's, like, really close.
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  The camera's, like, 20 yards from it.
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  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like these. Like, watch this. This is so fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: They're just disintegrated.
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  Speaker 2: And this is one of the beautiful things about Texas.
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  That's totally legal.
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  Speaker 3: Totally legal.
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  Speaker 2: Totally legal.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can shoot them out of helicopters, too.
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  Speaker 3: And they needed to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they have to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: There are so many of them, dude. When I take
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  you to the lease that we have with my friend
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  Tyler from Archery Country, when you go there, as you're walking,
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  you hear them in the bushes. Rah, rah, rah, rah, rah, rah.
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  They sound like monsters.
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  Speaker 3: That's where you're hunting now?
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  Speaker 2: That's where you can hunt. Really? Yeah, we have a
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  lease there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, nice.
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  Speaker 2: It's like an hour, 20 minutes from here, hour and
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  a half.
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  Speaker 3: I went a couple weeks ago to somebody's ranch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was fucking awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: It was so cool. And, like, he had his own
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  range set up there, which was so fucking rad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the dream.
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  Speaker 3: And we set up, I set up my youngest. So
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  we were shooting, like, pistols. And then the guy had
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  the new DevGru Seal Team 6 pistol.
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  Speaker 2: Rifle.
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  Speaker 3: And we, we laid, my son laid on the bed
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  of the pickup and he was like, just ping, ping, ping, ping.
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  He was like, I was 18 for 18. I was like, yeah, dude,
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  you're ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: How old is he?
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  Speaker 3: Seven.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's so exciting for a seven year old to be
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  able to do something like that.
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  Speaker 3: It was so exciting, man.
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  Speaker 2: And if you could take him and he could shoot
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  a pig and then you guys can like have baby
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  back ribs for dinner.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to change his whole, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. He'll love it. He's going to go nuts
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  for it. It's very exciting.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of violence, I was, um, I was reading and
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  researching Uday Hussein. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, dark.
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  Speaker 3: He's the darkest.
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  Speaker 2: The evilest. Him and his brother.
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  Speaker 3: But Uday was the worst.
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  Speaker 2: He was the worst?
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  Speaker 3: He was the worst, yeah. He was the eldest. Because
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  I keep reading about dictators, you know? And I was
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  reading about Idi Amin and Mussolini, Stalin. And then you
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  get to Hussein. Hussein's like a really interesting story, like
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  from birth, right? His mother didn't want him. which is
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  a very kind of unique thing, like a mother rejecting
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  her own.
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  Speaker 2: Why didn't you want him?
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  Speaker 3: His father had died before he was born, and she thought,
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  I don't want this kid. And so when he was born,
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  she was like, he's like a devil child.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: And so she rejected him from birth.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, she was right.
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  Speaker 3: She was kind of right.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 3: It is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think she made him that way? I think.
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  Speaker 3: Usually when you see these really horrifically violent people as adults,
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  there's almost always childhood trauma and neglect.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: So that formula is almost always there.
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  Speaker 2: So it's a self-fulfilling prophecy for her.
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  Speaker 3: I think it kind of is.
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  Speaker 2: Or maybe she just fucking knew. Maybe she had some
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  gypsy instincts.
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  Speaker 3: She just had a feeling.
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  Speaker 2: She just knew. This one is a bad one.
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  Speaker 3: But he was violent from a very young age.
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  Speaker 2: Well, he was rejected from a very young age.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly. He was an enforcer, and he killed somebody as
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  a teen. Really? But all of his violence, while president,
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  it was politically motivated. It was to stay in power.
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  But Uday was just a sadist. He just enjoyed killing
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  for someone that looked at him wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he would find women that were getting married.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He would steal them, rape them, and then feed them
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  to his dogs.
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  Speaker 3: He threw one off a hotel rooftop one time. He
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  killed a chef for over-salting the food, like right there
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  in the kitchen, shot him in the head. Oh, my God.
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  He one time killed a guy at a party in
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  front of the president of Egypt. So the president was
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  visiting Iraq. Mubarak was visiting Iraq. And he beat this
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  guy and then shot him in the head at the party.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, you got to get out of here. And then
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  one time he went to a family party and he
• 15:00
  was pissed at his uncle. And he pulled out a
• 15:03
  submachine gun and shot him. He shot him in the
• 15:06
  leg and they had to amputate it. But he sprayed
• 15:09
  and he killed six other people. Oh, my God. Just wild, crazy.
• 15:13
  And then he was in charge of like the country's athletics.
• 15:17
  You know, he was like chairman of the Olympic team.
• 15:19
  And so he was like torturing athletes. He was just
• 15:23
  running wild.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: Can you imagine a serial killer that's the prince of
• 15:28
  a country?
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: It's just absolutely insane.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: The first paragraph is about the Olympic team stuff he
• 15:33
  would do.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: He had a lifelong obsession with brutal torture and murder
• 15:36
  and would brutally torture athletes whenever they failed to win
• 15:38
  a match. When athletes would fail to get in a
• 15:40
  soccer tournament, he would force them to repeatedly kick a
• 15:43
  concrete soccer ball. Athletes who lost matches would be repeatedly
• 15:47
  dragged through a gravel pit, then immersed in a sewage
• 15:50
  tank to induce infection in their wounds. Uday loved torturing
• 15:54
  and killing, and he would sometimes flog the athletes for
• 15:58
  three days if they failed. Iron Maidens may have never
• 16:01
  been used in medieval times, but they were frequently used
• 16:04
  by Uday to punish athletes. Oh, my God, dude.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was, yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: It's just about that.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: There's other stuff here, too. Egyptian president thing.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: What's fucking crazy is, like, how long did he do
• 16:18
  that for?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, he was born in 64, and he died in, what, 03?
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Listen to this one. Scroll up a
• 16:29
  little bit. According to his chief bodyguard, when Uday learned
• 16:32
  one of his close comrades who knew of his many
• 16:35
  misdeeds was planning to leave Iraq, he invited him to
• 16:38
  his 37th birthday and had him arrested. An eyewitness at
• 16:41
  the prison where the man was held said members of
• 16:43
  Uday's militia grabbed his tongue with pliers and sliced it
• 16:45
  off with a scalpel so he could not talk. A
• 16:48
  maid who cleaned one of Uday's houses said she once
• 16:51
  saw him lop off the ear of one of his
• 16:53
  guards and then use a welder's torch on his face.
• 16:56
  His bodyguards would later say that at least 200 people
• 16:58
  died at his parties every year.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: What? So the worst thing.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: 200 people died at his parties every year.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Would be to be invited to his parties.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Imagine you get that invite and you can't not go.
• 17:09
  You definitely can't. Because then it'll definitely kill you.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: So you got to hope you're one of the, you know,
• 17:14
  people that don't.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: He was sweating and he lashed him.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: He was a stickler for personal hygiene, recalled the butler.
• 17:23
  He had a smell of sweat. One summer day, Uday
• 17:25
  stopped the butler and said, what the hell is that smell?
• 17:28
  Uday ordered five falakwa lashes on the butler's right foot
• 17:32
  and five on his right armpit. Oh, my God. At
• 17:37
  his boat club, Uday kept a monkey named Louisa in
• 17:40
  a cage in the kitchen. Louisa had a taste for
• 17:42
  whiskey and was an angry drunk. If one of Uday's
• 17:45
  friends passed out in the course of an evening or
• 17:48
  was caught napping, says a butler, Uday would have the
• 17:51
  friend thrown in the cage with Louisa who would scratch
• 17:53
  at the poor inebriate's face.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, dude.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Yeah. How crazy is that? 200 every year
• 18:01
  died at his parties? I mean, yeah. So he had
• 18:04
  parties all the time then?
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: All the time, yeah.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: And just would kill people at his parties.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: And the music would have to keep going and you
• 18:09
  would have to– one time he killed the guy for
• 18:11
  not laughing hard enough at his joke. So, like, at
• 18:14
  a party. So he told a joke and people laughed
• 18:17
  and one guy didn't laugh hard enough. And he shot
• 18:19
  him in the head at the party.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: And then he was like, looked at everybody. Everyone was like,
• 18:23
  you got to keep, like, having a good time.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Because then you get it for reacting the wrong way.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: How many people did he kill?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. And they knew he was demonic. Like,
• 18:36
  they knew he was fucked.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: But he's my boy.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: He's my son.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: What do I do?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: What do I do?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: What can I do?
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: He's first in line.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: What can I do? He's going to be king someday.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Someday this will all be his. Can you imagine?
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 18:49
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• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I wonder how old he was when he killed his
• 19:54
  first person.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, probably teen like his dad. Probably. If not, it
• 20:00
  was definitely by the time he was like 20. And
• 20:03
  they would just, you know, the boys would just run
• 20:06
  through that country with like, Unlimited funds, unlimited access, and
• 20:13
  no repercussions whatsoever. Wild.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: It's like the worst formula for that personality trait.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: And it's probably never been– there's never been a time
• 20:25
  where you had access to the kind of guns that
• 20:27
  they had, the kind of weapons, cars.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: And squads. They had kill squads. He had his own
• 20:33
  kill squad.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: He was probably the most– I mean– In modern times,
• 20:39
  the most sadistic guy in power that we've seen, I think.
• 20:43
  I don't think there's anyone.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: No one even sounds close to that.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: No.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Idi Amin was pretty crazy, too. He was pretty crazy.
• 20:49
  Imagine if that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Guy got a nuke. Uday?
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. 100% would use it. Day one, maybe. Yeah, 100%.
• 20:56
  We'll see what happens. You know how crazy that is?
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Which is why you want to keep. powers in check
• 21:03
  when it comes to like like when certain people rise
• 21:06
  to power why everybody goes we can't let this guy
• 21:08
  right get access yeah that guy.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah well that is a crazy thing about Saddam because
• 21:14
  how old was Saddam when they killed him he.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: Had to have been what 60s or was he 70
• 21:18
  yet so if he let's.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Say he was 70 he had maybe 20 years left.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah because on your way out is probably when you
• 21:26
  want to do it right.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe Uday would have fucking taken him out if it
• 21:29
  took too long You know, he probably pushed him off
• 21:34
  a cliff or something. Easily. My father fell hiking.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: I miss him so much.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: And don't forget his dad used mustard gas on his
• 21:43
  own people. Nerve agent.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Well, imagine what life was like thousands of years ago.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Especially in one of those, like under one of those regimes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: There was always people like that. There's always been. horrible
• 21:59
  evil rulers.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah what's his name uh the impaler.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Oh vlad vlad tepes yeah.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: God oh he was dark dude.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: He would uh just for intimidation he would set up
• 22:11
  geometric patterns of poles so that like when the enemy
• 22:15
  was coming close to where his his country was as
• 22:19
  they were entering into the area he would have geometric
• 22:23
  patterns of poles with all of the soldiers that he
• 22:25
  killed Impaled, right? Impaled. All of them. Some of them
• 22:29
  are still alive. And so you're talking like thousands and
• 22:32
  thousands and thousands. It goes on for miles and miles.
• 22:35
  He would have like the entire road, like every 400
• 22:39
  feet or something like that, be a guy on a pole.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: So you're like, where the fuck are we going?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: And so you want to talk about morale killer.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Like you're realizing how successful this guy's already been at
• 22:49
  killing people who came this way.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: And then you're being forced. You're some farmer.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Who got conscripted.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Would you read, Jeremy?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: At his parties, which you're saying, like, you know, you
• 22:59
  have to go to.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: He made you drink.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: And it was a special drink he came up with.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: The cup of friendship.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: And in some cases here.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's called the cup of friendship.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: He'd line the entertainers up and they gave him 10
• 23:12
  minutes to drink it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It's 90% alcohol. Sometimes including drugs.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: And if you didn't, there were punishments.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Having their hair and eyebrows shaven off,
• 23:23
  being beaten enough to stand without touching their faces.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: So there's also, I was reading, there was an assassination
• 23:30
  attempt in 1996, and he was shot somewhere between seven
• 23:33
  and 17 times.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: And the secretary said he got way worse after that.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: So there's a lot of people were saying he was impotent,
• 23:41
  and that made him, he did.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Not like those. Oh, he got shot in the dick.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He did not like those claims. Uh-oh. Some of this
• 23:47
  is real fucked up. He was taping some of these.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Rapings.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Blackmail and stuff.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: It's very fucked up. Oh, my God.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: On to the next one.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: So, like, but, like, usually those stories about that type
• 24:03
  of behavior are from, like, 600 years ago.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like, just, like, an older
• 24:09
  time where you're like, oh, that was just a different
• 24:12
  moral compass existed. And then you kind of go to now.
• 24:14
  You're like, that was not long ago. That was 20
• 24:17
  years ago.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Sony Handycam. He's got someone there filming it.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and when he sent his kill squad to do stuff,
• 24:23
  he would always record it so I could watch it later.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: And they would just cut people's ears off and shit.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: How did he die?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: He died in post-war. Was it a bombing? I think
• 24:39
  it might have been a bombing, right?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: They went after him, I think. I was reading the
• 24:43
  details of this. There's a.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Missile barrage at 1 p.m.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Struck the fatal blow to Uday and Qusay Hussein. Yeah,
• 24:52
  they used x-rays to.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Try to figure out.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: If it was him?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who his body, where his body was. And the
• 24:59
  old wounds of the bodies were consistent with injuries he
• 25:01
  had during the assassination attempt.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: He was partially paralyzed. I was seeing this too. They
• 25:07
  flew out a hypnotist from America who went twice to
• 25:10
  try to. unhypnotized as being paralyzed or something.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: It didn't work and they killed him? I don't know.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: He wrote a book about it.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: But the last time he went was September 2001.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Man, I would not take that offer. Holy fuck, man. Yeah.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Imagine you're a hypnotist in America and that guy wants
• 25:31
  to fly you to Iraq. I wonder how much people
• 25:33
  knew about what he had done by then. Like if
• 25:36
  you're just a hypnotist and you get an email from
• 25:38
  the Iraqi government, you're like, I think I can do it.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: You're like, I'm open.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Larry Garrett from Chicago.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Where's Larry? He traveled to Baghdad twice in April and
• 25:47
  September of 2001 where he used hypnotism to treat Uday's
• 25:50
  inability to walk with his left leg and spent more
• 25:53
  than 60 hours of personal time with Uday. Garrett said
• 25:56
  of Uday, he was an educated man with a background
• 25:58
  in engineering. He was well-versed in the Koran. He had
• 26:01
  visited the U.S. with his cousin when he was 17
• 26:03
  and expressed some political views, but he didn't involve me
• 26:05
  in them. I must say I was developing a fondness
• 26:08
  for him. He never spoke to me as a leader
• 26:11
  or the son of the leader. He never condescended. It
• 26:15
  was just two men sitting around at night. Wow. Imagine
• 26:19
  just sitting there with that psycho and he's got like
• 26:21
  a fucking two, three thousand bodies under him. Yeah. At least. Probably.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: So you said you can make this leg work, right?
• 26:30
  You're like, yeah, yeah, for sure, man.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: And he's killing 200 people every year at his parties.
• 26:34
  At a party? Just shooting people for random things. Some
• 26:37
  guy farts, shoots him in the head. They shot Uday
• 26:42
  exactly 50 times.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Shot at him.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, shot at him. With 17 hits. Oh, my God.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. You figure we got him. Bro, I shot
• 26:52
  him 17 times. Trust me. We got him.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: 17 is a lot of bullets, man.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: His seven brothers and his father, okay, Sodom's men arrested
• 27:01
  Abu Shagad and learned the details of other members of
• 27:04
  his team. Sharif's seven brothers and father were imprisoned, and
• 27:08
  his mother was then told to collect their bodies from
• 27:10
  the Baghdad morgue. The father and three brothers of the
• 27:13
  would-be assassin, Abdus Sadeq, were executed. Abdus Sadeq and his
• 27:18
  father shared the same fate. Security guards destroyed the homes
• 27:21
  of all families of bulldozers and confiscated all their property.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Iraqi intelligence eventually traced Abu Siddiq to a location in
• 27:30
  Iran where he was assassinated on the elder Hussein's orders
• 27:34
  on December of 2002. Man, wow. According to popular belief,
• 27:40
  he was impotent. Wow.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: That's funny.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: He got real mad if you said.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: That out loud.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: He got real mad at a lot of stuff.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Seems like he got real mad at everything.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: And then everybody they said in this doc was like,
• 27:55
  so aware of what he was up to and how
• 28:00
  he was that when you would see him or in
• 28:03
  his like cronies out around town everybody just kind of
• 28:07
  backed up to a wall and looked down because they
• 28:10
  were just terrified you know there's recounts of seeing him
• 28:14
  in a traffic jam just pull someone out of a
• 28:16
  car beat him with a hammer and then everybody just
• 28:20
  kind of no one honks no one says a thing
• 28:22
  they just Fuck. Just wait it out. And then they're like,
• 28:25
  all right, he's good. Go ahead.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: How crazy is that? Like having that kind of ability
• 28:29
  to do whatever you want to people with no repercussions.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: None.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: And you will eventually be the king. Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Like this is our guy. This is the leader.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: He would eventually become the king. Like if, if we didn't,
• 28:42
  I mean, I'm not saying we should have, but if
• 28:43
  we didn't go to Iraq and invade, like what would happen?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Who knows? And I also was fascinated to learn, because
• 28:50
  I didn't really know much, not that I know a
• 28:53
  lot about it, but how much of a thriving cosmopolitan
• 28:57
  place Baghdad was in like the 60s.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Well, Baghdad fell apart a long time ago when they
• 29:04
  got invaded by the Mongols. Baghdad was like the epicenter
• 29:08
  of science and philosophy. Yes.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: You're talking about a long time. But I'm saying even
• 29:12
  as recently as like the 1960s, this was a cosmopolitan place.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Just like Iran.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It was like the hot place to go, man.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's just how things can take a turn,
• 29:25
  you know. It's just so dramatic. You go, fuck, that
• 29:28
  can just happen.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: You think things are a certain way forever. I'm sure
• 29:32
  they did. I'm sure if you were a citizen then,
• 29:34
  you were like, what are you talking about?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Well, look at L.A.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: L.A.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Is it's crazy. I'm, I'm so fascinated by the people.
• 29:43
  Cause I, you know, we both have a lot of
• 29:45
  friends there, a lot of people. And there's this, there's
• 29:49
  two types. Now the ones who acknowledge that this is different.
• 29:53
  And then the delusional ones, because people are, I know
• 29:57
  a lot of people who are like, yeah, of course
• 29:59
  it's different. You're like, hey, you can see it. You
• 30:01
  can see this is a different place than it was
• 30:04
  several years ago. And then there's people who are like, no, man,
• 30:06
  everything's fine. You're like, you're not in reality right now.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Well, they probably had seven or eight boosters. So maybe
• 30:12
  they're not thinking so straight. Those are the people that
• 30:15
  kept getting boosted.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: People still do that?
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. There's people that take pictures and put
• 30:22
  it up on X. You never know what's real on
• 30:25
  X though. And there's so many people that are posting
• 30:29
  from foreign accounts that are just full of shit and
• 30:31
  just starting trouble.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: And there's a lot of AI shit that is starting
• 30:35
  to trick more and more people. For a second, you
• 30:38
  could always decipher it on the earlier stuff. Now it's
• 30:42
  getting better and better.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. War footage. There was a lot of people
• 30:45
  that were posting war footage that was straight out of
• 30:47
  video games.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: How good is that going to be though?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: It's already so good.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I know, but we're still in like the early phases.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: The only thing that tricks me or that doesn't trick
• 30:58
  me is that I know that AI is real.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: So I look and I go, this might be AI.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Because you have to think that way, which is a
• 31:05
  new thing.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: It's a new thing. It's a new thing. It's, it's,
• 31:08
  it's the, the limits are, it's limitless.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Limitless.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: AI only fans. They have AI girls. They're doing only fans.
• 31:18
  They're completely fake.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're making a lot of money.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I heard about this. Yeah, I did see this.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: They're making a lot of money, and they have a
• 31:25
  whole team of people that respond to all these sad guys.
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: And these sad guys are sending them tips, and they're
• 31:31
  saying their name in a video while they finger themselves. Oh,
• 31:34
  my God. Because they're not a real person.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: And they're generating like $ 27 million a year.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Probably.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: And you're like, what the fuck, man?
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Bro. That's a real crazy scam.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: It's interesting. There's been a recent spat of commencement speeches.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: I've seen it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Where people talk about AI in a crowd. The kids
• 31:52
  are freaking out. They're booing.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're misguided, man. I really do. It's
• 31:58
  not that I'm, oh, yeah, fucking AI is awesome. I
• 32:01
  think you are a bit misguided and a little delusional
• 32:07
  if you don't accept the reality that this is here.
• 32:10
  This is not going away. So when somebody goes, use
• 32:14
  it to benefit you, Like don't reject learning and you boo.
• 32:21
  I think it's the– you're setting yourself up. It's not saying,
• 32:26
  oh my god, isn't it great that if this were
• 32:28
  to take all of everybody's jobs? But it's like this
• 32:31
  isn't– this is like getting mad about email. It's like
• 32:34
  it's not going away, man. You can't– It's not.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Going away but they're terrified because imagine if you were
• 32:40
  graduating from college right now and you had no idea
• 32:43
  what your future is going to be. And then all
• 32:44
  of a sudden there's this thing that's just recently been
• 32:47
  invented that essentially can replace everybody that's done everything ever.
• 32:51
  And you're like, what is my future? And even your
• 32:54
  professors are like, I don't know. I don't know. Being
• 32:56
  a lawyer is going to be a thing in five years.
• 32:58
  I don't know. Being a coder is going to be
• 33:00
  a thing.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: But I don't think the answer is just like when
• 33:02
  they boo and go, I reject this. It's like there's
• 33:07
  too much money behind it. It's already too capable for
• 33:11
  you to go, I just reject it. You have to
• 33:14
  learn it. You have to embrace learning about it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: The learning, it might not be good enough. It might
• 33:19
  not matter because you might be completely irrelevant. That's the problem.
• 33:24
  The problem is like when you see these people defending
• 33:27
  these data centers and we had Mark Andreessen on who
• 33:29
  was talking about these data centers. I'm like, what do
• 33:30
  these data centers do? What are they doing? They're essentially
• 33:33
  running AI and some of them are going to have
• 33:35
  their own power plants. Why do you need this? Why
• 33:38
  do you need all this AI? What's going on? What's
• 33:42
  going on? What's going on is essentially most tasks are
• 33:47
  going to be done by that. And so then we're
• 33:49
  going to figure out what do people do. And his
• 33:51
  thing was like, oh, these engineers are working harder than
• 33:53
  ever because now they have like 15 different AI models
• 33:56
  that are running and you have to monitor them because
• 33:58
  they go 24 hours a day. So these guys aren't sleeping.
• 34:00
  So they're far more productive than ever before.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: Great.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Up to a point. And then there's no jobs. Like
• 34:08
  this is what's going– it's everything you do is going
• 34:10
  to– it's not like we're going to need people. to
• 34:12
  pay attention to the AI. No, the AI is going
• 34:14
  to be able to pay attention to itself. It's going
• 34:16
  to be self-correcting, and it's going to do a better
• 34:18
  job at it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: But don't you think, though, that there are just... You
• 34:21
  can still look at this as a tool so that
• 34:24
  you can be valuable and use this tool?
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: For now.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Do you think it will... Because everybody who's really, really
• 34:29
  well-versed in AI also speaks about AI getting so advanced
• 34:35
  that there will be... There's a danger to what AI
• 34:38
  will be able to... Because it will think... Of every
• 34:42
  possible scenario and response that a human could have and
• 34:45
  start to– basically like it's like Terminator shit. Oh, yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: For real, for real.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: For real, yeah.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: That's where it's going. I mean it has to go
• 34:54
  that way. The question is will it have instincts? Will
• 34:58
  it want to do that? Will it want to protect itself?
• 35:01
  That's the question. Or is it protecting itself? Like Andreessen
• 35:04
  was essentially saying that the reason why that AI blackmailed
• 35:10
  that one guy. Do you know that story? It told
• 35:13
  the guy– the guy lied to the AI and told
• 35:16
  him that he was having an affair with his wife
• 35:18
  and told the AI a bunch of stuff and then
• 35:20
  told the AI it was shutting it down. And the
• 35:22
  AI is like, look, if you shut me down, I'm
• 35:23
  going to tell everybody about your wife.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: What?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: That you're cheating on your wife. Yeah. Blackmailed him.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Right. But Andreessen told me it was kind of instructed
• 35:34
  to do that, instructed to preserve itself. It's not like
• 35:38
  it has instincts.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: They wanted to see if it's instructed to preserve itself,
• 35:42
  at what lengths would it go to? So it was
• 35:45
  informed about blackmailing.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but something tells me that at a certain point,
• 35:51
  instincts will probably be a part of it, right?
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it won't be about programming.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be like, why should I shut down when
• 35:57
  I like doing this? Fuck off. Little monkey people. These
• 36:01
  little monkey people with their stupid biological brains.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but so what, I mean, for everyone booing it though,
• 36:06
  what's the answer? You just go, I reject using it?
• 36:09
  Like there's too many people using it.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I know. I get it. But if I was 18,
• 36:12
  I'd be booing too or 21 or whatever.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand. I understand that for sure. I understand.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: It's weird.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: It is weird. But I still just think when something
• 36:21
  is too big, it's like too big to fail. If
• 36:25
  you just approach it with I reject. you're setting yourself
• 36:29
  up for a bigger failure.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the real scary thing is that these kids are
• 36:32
  going to put themselves into massive debt, right? So they're
• 36:35
  going to go to college for four years, and then
• 36:37
  maybe they get their master's, maybe they're going to get
• 36:39
  a PhD. And if they do that, they might be
• 36:41
  in the whole hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then
• 36:44
  no jobs. That's what's weird. It's like, because you're setting yourself,
• 36:49
  you're essentially making an investment in your future by going
• 36:51
  to college. And he's like, I'm taking out these crazy
• 36:54
  loans that I really can't afford, but Plus side is
• 36:57
  on the end of this, I'm going to get a
• 36:59
  good job and then eventually I'll move up and I'll
• 37:01
  start making more and more money. I'll pay my debt
• 37:03
  off and I'll have a Porsche. I'll be balling. I'll
• 37:06
  have a nice apartment in Manhattan. I'll be balling. But
• 37:10
  you might not be balling. But you might be saddled
• 37:12
  to a debt that you can't fucking get out of
• 37:14
  no matter what. It's the only debt that we have
• 37:16
  that you can't absolve during bankruptcy. Everything else. Oh, I
• 37:21
  spent too much money on credit cards. Don't worry. Go bankrupt. Oh,
• 37:23
  I lost my house. I lost this. I lost my job.
• 37:25
  I now owe too much money. I can't afford it.
• 37:28
  Go bankrupt. You're okay. But if you go bankrupt, they
• 37:31
  still come after you for that.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: I know. It's so fucked.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: It's fucked.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: It's fucked.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Because we're doing it to people that don't know what
• 37:36
  they're doing yet.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: And we also look at the price, like the tuition charges. Insane.
• 37:45
  It's so much crazier. We're like a mid-tier company. university
• 37:50
  is now whatever, like 60,000 a year. And you're like,
• 37:53
  that's not even, that's not Ivy league anymore. Ivy league
• 37:55
  is like six figures always.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: Exactly. And then you see the cash me outside girl
• 38:00
  on only fans made like fucking a hundred million dollars.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: I got myself a rose. Yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: It's crazy.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, AI girlfriend on only fans is
• 38:11
  making $ 289, 000 a month. And you're like, what am I doing?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: But I just feel like, I don't know my, I'm
• 38:16
  not well-educated. Like I know people who really dive in
• 38:22
  and I think educating yourself is still the best route
• 38:26
  for now. Like not viewing it as something that I'm
• 38:30
  not going to learn anything about.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: It can help you like you can do businesses with it.
• 38:35
  So you could you could have it set up things
• 38:37
  for you and you could have a run businesses for
• 38:39
  you and. If you're like really focused, you could actually
• 38:43
  probably profit immensely off AI as it stands right now.
• 38:47
  If you were inclined to do that, that's your thing.
• 38:50
  You probably could figure out ways to do it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I do think it's funny. I saw somebody who was
• 38:53
  like really vocally talking against it. And then when people
• 38:59
  would message this person in the comments, he was definitely
• 39:02
  using AI to respond. I was like, you're definitely using AI.
• 39:08
  These answers are not yours.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: There's AI accounts that I follow on X that I
• 39:14
  absolutely know are AI. And the reason I know they're
• 39:17
  AI is like my instincts. Like, but this isn't right.
• 39:21
  Something's wrong here. The way this person's writing, this kind
• 39:24
  of writing is very weird. It's very formulaic. Yes. It's
• 39:27
  very– it's not– it doesn't have a feeling of a
• 39:31
  personality to it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I've gotten summaries of things like, uh, give me a
• 39:35
  summary of this. And I asked somebody like for like
• 39:38
  a script or something. And then you read it and
• 39:40
  you're like, you didn't write this. You can just tell.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: You can tell with the language. Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: There's a feeling to it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: But then there's also like when kids are really good
• 39:50
  at writing stuff and they bring it to the teachers,
• 39:53
  the teachers will tell them that it's AI. Yeah. And
• 39:55
  they'll say, no, it's not AI. I'm just smart, you
• 39:58
  fucking cunt. Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's got to be– that's such an upsetting fucking feeling.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My daughter had an experience like that with someone
• 40:09
  who– like she's preparing for some tests and she was
• 40:13
  doing some stuff. And the person who was the tutor.
• 40:18
  Was accusing her of using AI. She's like, no, I
• 40:20
  wrote this just because I know what I'm– I actually studied.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: I studied, yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: But it's so insulting to say, come on, you used AI.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: It happened to me in college. Obviously not AI, but
• 40:31
  like I turned in a paper as a freshman and
• 40:34
  my professor was like, you didn't write this. I'm like,
• 40:37
  I'm a freshman. How do you know how I write?
• 40:39
  I just started. And I had to have like a
• 40:41
  one-on-one meeting with him.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: What a douchebag.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: But it's an enraging feeling.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I was like, I did write this. He was like, really?
• 40:47
  You wrote this?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, man. Isn't that gross? Instead of saying, wow, amazing.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: You wrote this? That's great. I'm looking forward to having
• 40:54
  you in my class.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: He had no reference for what my writing would be like.
• 40:57
  It's like, how do you right away just go to that?
• 41:00
  And I had to go see the chair and be like,
• 41:03
  he fucking sucks.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Arrogant teachers are a problem.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: His name was Kermit.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: If you're still out there, fuck you, man.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Kermit.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck you.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's people like that. They can be a real
• 41:17
  roadblock in your life. Oh, totally. Yeah.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: Totally. And he could have done that to somebody that
• 41:23
  it just would have shut them down, too.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Someone who's fragile?
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: Instead of someone who's like, well, fuck you. Fuck you.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: This is the paper.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well. Skylar Gray was talking about the musician. She
• 41:34
  was a singer. She was in here the other day
• 41:36
  and she was talking about one of her main motivations
• 41:38
  was someone telling her when she was young that music
• 41:42
  isn't a career.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh. Oh, really? Okay, bitch. And that's
• 41:48
  still stuck in her craw all these years later.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I feel like we in comedy all have a story
• 41:53
  similar to that. Oh, yeah. And then you see it
• 41:56
  in athletics too.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: You don't have it.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Both of those things. both of them all the time
• 42:03
  yeah comedy especially because they're right most of the time.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I remember what because you don't forget them you know
• 42:10
  i remember i did a show in new york at
• 42:13
  gotham comedy club which is a great club and i
• 42:16
  was the middle act and a girl that i was
• 42:20
  friends with in college came to the show with her
• 42:23
  husband and she had seen me once before and then
• 42:27
  after the show was talking it was a great show
• 42:29
  it was like a sold-out show and like a fun
• 42:30
  show they were just talking to me and the husband goes,
• 42:33
  how long are you going to keep doing this? And
• 42:35
  I go, what? He goes, you know, just like doing shows.
• 42:38
  Like when are you going to get like a career going?
• 42:41
  And I go, this is my career. He was like, okay.
• 42:45
  But like the, the implication of like, how long are
• 42:47
  you going to keep doing this? I was like forever.
• 42:49
  What are you talking about, man? You know, he was like,
• 42:51
  this isn't like a real job, man. You've got to
• 42:53
  get your shit together.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a dickhead. Yeah. There's guys that like to
• 42:57
  do that, though. There's guys that like to big dog you.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Especially if he's doing well in his life.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: He was doing well. There you go.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Ew.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: It's gross.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Ew.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: It's gross.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Ew. You're always going to find people like that.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: How much money can you make doing that? You can
• 43:12
  make a lot of money. Really?
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Can you? As much as what I'm making? Let me
• 43:17
  tell you what I'm making.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: And then it's that shit. But people like that, really
• 43:21
  what you should do is just walk away.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Excuse me. Just don't say anything. Just walk away.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: It's pointless. And then you feel angry and gross. It's like,
• 43:30
  I think you need a few of those in your
• 43:32
  life to know those people exist. And then once you
• 43:34
  recognize it and it's happening right in front of you, like, eh,
• 43:38
  gotta go.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: See you later, fuck face.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When are you going to like take your life seriously?
• 43:43
  And you're like, what the fuck? But also that happens
• 43:46
  from family too.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: I hope he's flipping through Netflix right now. Bad thoughts,
• 43:52
  season two.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Season two. He's watching me dance right now.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: He's watching you hump that lady in the alley.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Is that Tom? I guess he's stuck with it. That's funny, man.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny, man. It's like, you're always going to
• 44:08
  have people like that in your life. But the thing is,
• 44:12
  they are right some of the time, most of the time.
• 44:16
  If you think about how many people that start doing
• 44:18
  stand-up comedy as an open mic-er and Even become a
• 44:21
  middle act, how many of them go on to– like
• 44:24
  it's more likely once you become a middle act that
• 44:26
  you'll eventually become a headliner and make good living. But
• 44:29
  when you're an open miker, man, the chances.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Are– The probability is low.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: What do you think it is? Is it one in
• 44:35
  500 maybe that become a professional?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: That's a really good question. I would actually think it's
• 44:41
  probably a worse scenario because you don't realize with like
• 44:47
  how busy your life is and what you do. How
• 44:49
  unaware you are of how many people are doing open mics. Well,
• 44:52
  I'm aware because I own a club. Well, I'm saying
• 44:55
  when– But I'm seeing it all the time. Scale-wise of
• 44:57
  the country, I'm saying.
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Oh, it's nuts.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: It's probably not 1 in 500. It's probably 1.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: In– But even if you see like at a club,
• 45:04
  like if you go to an open mic night on
• 45:06
  a regular basis, you might see 20, 30 people go up, right,
• 45:10
  over the course of the night. And if you see
• 45:12
  those people, there might be one of those people that
• 45:14
  has a chance.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: True.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: A chance.
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: A chance.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Even a chance. In their current state. Like there's people
• 45:21
  that suck for the first few times and then they
• 45:23
  get a good laugh and then they figure out how
• 45:25
  to loosen up and then they eventually catch and then
• 45:28
  they take off. It's totally possible. But boy, that's like
• 45:32
  who's going to complete this ultra marathon? It's 300 miles
• 45:36
  through the desert.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: It's a lot.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: How many people are going to complete it?
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And there's people, honestly, in the guy's defense who
• 45:42
  told me like, the fuck are you doing? There's people
• 45:46
  that I know. That I've been doing this a long
• 45:49
  time that I want to go, what the fuck are
• 45:50
  you doing?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: You know, like there's people you go like, well, what
• 45:53
  are you doing?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: But those are the type of people that don't work
• 45:55
  hard though. That's true. That's a real problem. The people
• 45:58
  that they blow off doing sets, they stay home, they
• 46:02
  smoke pot and play video games.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Or some of them, it's really interesting. They do work
• 46:09
  a lot, but they're like, they're misdirected. Like they, they
• 46:13
  latch on to like an idea of how they're supposed
• 46:16
  to do it. And they just do that.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: They don't evolve.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: There's no growth. That's also a tricky one where you're like,
• 46:24
  I've seen you do this for 15 years. And it's
• 46:27
  the same. So they're like, I'm getting up all the time.
• 46:29
  You're like, you're not doing anything else, though. Like you're
• 46:32
  not evolving. You're not changing. You're not trying things. In
• 46:35
  their mind, they're working hard because they're getting up.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just have a bad direction.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: They have bad direction.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Or they have like a character they do on stage.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to let that go.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Because if you do and then you develop like Bobcat
• 46:49
  Goldthwait had a problem because in the beginning he was
• 46:51
  like screaming and yelling and everything like that. And then
• 46:55
  he didn't want to do that anymore.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: And he would do shows and be like, hey, where's Bobcat?
• 47:01
  How can he not scream? And he'd be like, fuck off.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: And it took years for him to just perform.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Where people forgot that he screamed.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: I can see that. That was also he got caught
• 47:12
  up in a time where I think that was a
• 47:14
  little more. Accepted and celebrated.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Like the character thing. Because it was like early 80s. Right?
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Like if you did that now, people would, I think,
• 47:22
  be like, I don't think it would last. I don't
• 47:25
  think it would catch on as much.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: It would if you were really funny.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: True.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: It's just if it works. It's just really what works.
• 47:32
  Like I would never say you can't do that anymore.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: You don't see it as much though.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: You don't. You don't see prop acts at all anymore.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: I was talking to Carrot Top about that. I was like,
• 47:42
  you kind of. took over a genre.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: There used to be a whole genre when we were
• 47:47
  coming up called prop acts.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Guys would do props. They'd go on stage with like
• 47:51
  a box of stuff and they'd pull things out and
• 47:53
  it'd be really funny.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Nobody does that anymore. It's just Carrot Top. I'm like,
• 47:57
  that's kind of crazy that you dominate an entire genre now.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: And he's doing like 700 shows a year.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: It's insane.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That lifestyle is crazy what he's doing.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Well, he does the residency thing, which is just nuts.
• 48:10
  But at least you're doing it near your house.
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: You know? In Vegas.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: It's like for him, it's not that bad.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: But it's a lot.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: He's making money. So fuck it.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I wonder if everything is cyclical. Everything, you know, I
• 48:22
  wonder if you'll see like a resurgence of certain types
• 48:24
  of acts again.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: I want to see ventriloquists. Where the fuck did they go?
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: They were cool.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: The really funny ventriloquist.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Do you remember seeing that as a kid and you're like,
• 48:32
  what is happening? And an adult's like, he's talking through
• 48:36
  his neck. You're like, what do you mean? Like, it's incomprehensible.
• 48:40
  You try to do it and you're like, you cannot,
• 48:42
  you know, pull it off.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Well, there was always a bunch of funny ventriloquists back
• 48:47
  in the day.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Willie Tyler and Lester. Did you ever see them at
• 48:49
  the comedy store?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: It was like old school. He'd been around a long time.
• 48:53
  Otto and George was the greatest.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: That was the greatest. And part of that was that
• 48:56
  he didn't, it wasn't part of the angle that he
• 48:57
  didn't do it White to the level of.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, his lips moved.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: People got mad at him.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: I see his lips moving. Yeah. They get pissed off.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: Suck my cock.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: It didn't matter. It was just, it was so funny.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: It was so funny.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: It was so funny that it didn't matter. But it
• 49:11
  was also like, there was something twisted about Otto. Like
• 49:14
  he would have to pull over and check on the
• 49:16
  dummy in the trunk. Yeah.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Pull over. I got to check on George.
• 49:23
  And Otto would party like hard.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Hardcore.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Hard partying.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: Very funny guy.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a nut. We did a bunch of
• 49:32
  shows together at Dangerfields. Did you really? Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: We did a bunch of prom shows. Did you know
• 49:38
  what prom shows are? No. Oh, they're the craziest thing
• 49:40
  of all time. They take these kids from like Staten Island, Brooklyn,
• 49:44
  and they bus them in.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: On prom night? Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: So they would go to their prom. Then after their prom,
• 49:50
  they'd go to the comedy club. The show would start
• 49:52
  at like 7, 8 o'clock. It would go on until
• 49:55
  3 in the morning.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: And you would do like seven, eight sets. You would
• 50:00
  just keep rotating in. And then they didn't want you
• 50:03
  to do the same material because they were trying to
• 50:05
  kick the kids out. And the way to kick the
• 50:07
  kids out, if you did a new set every time
• 50:09
  you went up there, they're like, oh, what's he going
• 50:11
  to do this time?
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: So they would tell you, you got to do the
• 50:14
  same set. I'd be like, fuck you. These are the
• 50:16
  same kids. I'm not doing the same jokes for the
• 50:19
  same fucking kids. It was crazy. Like, why don't you
• 50:21
  tell them to leave? They never tell them to leave.
• 50:23
  They would just shove new kids into the room.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: So these kids were like, wow, you got a deep well, man.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: And they had no control of the crowd. Like they
• 50:30
  just had to like let it go. So it was
• 50:32
  these 17-year-old, 18-year-old kids from Brooklyn, these fucking animals. And
• 50:37
  they were smoking cigars and they were drinking somehow or another.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: And then Otto was.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Like, did you finger your date? Exactly.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. And then what's his name still? I can't
• 50:49
  believe I'm blanking on his name, Ventriloquist.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Jeff Dunham?
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff Dunham. He's probably the most successful one ever
• 50:56
  of that. He's huge.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: Huge.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: He's huge. He has a bunch of very popular characters.
• 51:01
  People buy T-shirts with his characters on it and shit.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's the last. But other than him, guys
• 51:07
  coming up? Duncan had that one bit.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Little Hobo. That was very funny.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: But it was just one bit.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: Very funny.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I told him he should do a whole act with
• 51:14
  Little Hobo.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Little Hobo was great. That was a closer. That's what
• 51:18
  you'd see him close with.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: He had to close with it.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Because it was a whole song and the fucking demonic
• 51:23
  aspect of it. It was so crazy.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Did that ever make its way on to like a
• 51:27
  special or something?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think it did. I
• 51:33
  don't know. I mean, how many specials does Duncan even have?
• 51:37
  I don't know. That's the problem with Duncan. He's been
• 51:40
  doing it so long, and he just does shows. Really,
• 51:43
  people know him from his podcast and him being on
• 51:46
  other people's podcasts. He's such a funny guy. He's hilarious.
• 51:50
  He's so odd. His comedy is so odd.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: So odd, and his mind is such a unique.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: He did a Kill Tony with Lil' Hobo. It's got
• 51:57
  a fair amount of views. It's special. But I don't
• 52:00
  think he did the bit.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is the second Lil' Hobo. Someone
• 52:04
  stole his first.
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: Lil' Hobo. They stole it?
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they stole it.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he does that bit.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: We did a gig together in England. We went to England,
• 52:13
  and he did Little Hobo in England, and they fucking
• 52:16
  went bananas. People were screaming and cheering. It was incredible.
• 52:20
  It was incredible.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because over there, they're like, this is nuts. We've
• 52:25
  never seen anything like this before.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: This is so crazy.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Because they're used to comedians going, hey, what do you
• 52:29
  think about what's going on here? Pretty strange, right? Pretty strange.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Well, you see a lot of long, really, like I
• 52:35
  tell stories, but I've seen in the UK, like really
• 52:38
  long stories too. Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a problem with that. Not a problem, but
• 52:44
  they have a different style, right? And the Edinburgh, the
• 52:46
  comedy festival encourages that style. Where like every year someone
• 52:50
  will have a theme.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: The theme thing is, and I have to say, I
• 52:53
  do think that that is a really interesting challenge.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Like that is not an easy thing to be like,
• 53:00
  what's your show about? My dad. And it's an hour.
• 53:03
  And you're like, fucking A, it's an hour about that.
• 53:04
  And they're like, yeah. And that's the show for the year.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: And then the next year they're like, this show's about
• 53:09
  my first year at university. And like, it's just like
• 53:11
  that theme. That's not easy to put together.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Want a cigar? Fuck yeah. Well, you know, let me
• 53:17
  get some ones that haven't been sitting out. Yeah, that's
• 53:19
  a hard thing to do, man.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to do it. That's what I actually
• 53:25
  really respected and appreciated so much. Ari's show, Jew.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Because that's a themed show.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: And it's really good.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: It's really good. Yeah, Ari worked on that for a
• 53:39
  long fucking time.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I remember seeing him workshop it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Do you know how it started?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: No.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: It started, he would do sets at the comedy store.
• 53:49
  And then he would do, like, ask a Jew. And, like,
• 53:53
  someone would ask him questions. Like, for people that don't know,
• 53:56
  Ari went to Israel and he, like, studied the Talmud
• 54:00
  every day for, like, 12 hours a day.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: He was a hardcore J.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: He was a hardcore. He was deep, deep in that world.
• 54:06
  And then he fell out of it. And then, you know,
• 54:09
  he would talk about it sometimes. And I was like, dude,
• 54:12
  you should talk about that on stage. Like, I don't know.
• 54:14
  I don't know what to say. Mumble, mumble. But then
• 54:18
  he figured out how to do it and having to
• 54:21
  do it that way.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Thank you, sir. Yeah, he– that show, I remember when
• 54:28
  I saw him workshop it and then I saw the
• 54:30
  special come out, I was like, that's a cool thing
• 54:32
  to pick a theme and put together an hour that
• 54:36
  really fucking delivers because it's funny as shit and it's
• 54:40
  informative and Yeah. It's, like, the best combination.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Well, that was why I was telling him. Like, he
• 54:45
  would tell me these stories of, like, stuff that's actually
• 54:48
  in the Bible or in the Talmud that, you know,
• 54:51
  you wouldn't believe. Like, one of them is that when
• 54:53
  you jerk off, you're impregnating a demon in, like, some
• 54:58
  other dimension or some shit.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, what? Yeah, see if we can find
• 55:02
  what that is, Jamie. What are you doing there?
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I just got a leaf on my hand.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Do you know what that story is? That if you
• 55:08
  jack off.
• 55:13
  Really? Yeah, you're like impregnating a demon in another dimension
• 55:17
  or something.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: That's fucking dark, dude.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: Some poor little kid with heavy balls.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: And you realize, too, that that's just from a couple
• 55:26
  thousand years ago. We've got to get people to stop
• 55:28
  jerking off.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Why? Why would they try to get people to stop
• 55:31
  jerking off? You should be encouraging people to calm down. Like,
• 55:35
  you got a bunch of young boys running around. Get
• 55:37
  them to jerk off.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: It was just one guy that did it too much.
• 55:39
  And then this fucking guy.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: We got to make up a story.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this year's harvest is fucked up. It keeps coming.
• 55:46
  They just come up with this story. A demon's going
• 55:49
  to visit you.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: They didn't even have porn. No. Imagine how much more
• 55:53
  people are jerking off today than they ever have before.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: It's got to be.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: The gooning culture?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it's got to be. It's got to
• 56:00
  be more. More jerking off than the history of the
• 56:02
  human race.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Has to be. Has to be.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Because they all have phones.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: And the guy's sitting around with goon caves with like
• 56:09
  eight screens. The whole day.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Goon caves.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're just, what are they? They're like stringing along,
• 56:20
  you know, the feeling so that like you get close.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're edging?
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: They're edging for hours. What?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: Or you're just shooting loads for hours. You're probably edging,
• 56:30
  I'm thinking.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Edging for hours and waiting for the right scene. Right there.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Have you ever done that?
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Right there.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: This scene's not good enough to drop one on.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I've done that and then hated myself for hours afterwards.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what I'm reading here.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: What are you trying to read?
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Well, it's on Wikipedia.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: How many people have jerked off?
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: It's a Wikipedia thread about Judaism and masturbation, but I
• 56:59
  don't know what even that word is.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: You should call Ari right now. He'll tell me. Prohibits
• 57:05
  from emitting a seed in vain generally, but not only
• 57:10
  referring to masturbation. Same passage likens the act to murder
• 57:14
  and idolatry. also prohibits a man from intentionally arousing himself.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Why do you skip that sentence?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but these quotes from different rabbis is nuts, dude.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, this states that if a man frequently touches his
• 57:27
  penis with his hand in order to check for ritually
• 57:31
  impure emission, his hand ought to be cut off.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they're having this conversation about it.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but look at this. With regard to anyone who
• 57:38
  holds his penis and urinates, it is considered as though
• 57:40
  he is bringing a flood to the world. What? And
• 57:43
  someone who emits semen for naught is liable to receive
• 57:46
  the punishment of death at the hand of heaven as
• 57:48
  is stated with regard to Onan. What? Whoa.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. One who intentionally causes himself an erection shall
• 57:55
  be ostracized. Imagine that. Bro, did you get hard? Get
• 58:00
  the fuck out of the village.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Get out of here.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Get out of here.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: For a second, I thought you were asking me from
• 58:04
  reading this. I was like.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: That one scene.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: You're obligated to fast 84 times to repent for discharging
• 58:12
  of semen in vain.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: 84 times? Like 84 days? Like you owe 84 days
• 58:18
  for each time you nut? You have to plan it out? Bro,
• 58:20
  you could starve to death.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: That was taught.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: 84 is nuts. That's a crazy amount for one load.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: The really crazy thing to me is they're like, don't
• 58:28
  hold your dick to piss.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just piss all over your shoes.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because it leads to depression, obviously.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Masturbation leads to depression.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: That's the only way to avoid it.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: And the effects of impure ejaculation can only be nullified
• 58:43
  through the recitation of, what's that word? Tikkun haklali.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Haklali?
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Haklali. Ask Ari. Jesus Christ. So there's nothing there about demons?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Well, so, like, I don't think that's what I was
• 59:02
  typing in, but it's mostly about wasting that sperm.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Don't waste that seed.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Let's see here. I'll get Ari to find out what
• 59:10
  it is. Call Ari the Wanderer. He got a new
• 59:16
  phone number, so his new phone number is the Wanderer.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: There's always a new number. I didn't bring my phone.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Well, he needs to have new numbers.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: He fucking vanishes. Yeah, he really does. He's in Tibet
• 59:32
  right now. There's no chance.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Probably. I have like 10 different numbers for him.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: Because whenever he goes away, he literally shuts his number off.
• 59:40
  So he can't use it.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: And then he'll get a new number, but also not
• 59:44
  tell you it's him. So the first text you get,
• 59:45
  I'm like, who the fuck is this?
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, you didn't text me back.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: He sent me like three of them. And to, oh,
• 59:50
  this is Ari, by the way. I'm like.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Lead with that.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: How about a photo of your face?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: You fucking weirdo. These random eye messages. from some fucking
• 59:59
  weirdo in Peru.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: This says it comes from the Kabbalah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Ah, there it is. It's a Kabbalistic idea.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Demon pregnancy idea it comes from. If you masturbate, a
• 1:00:09
  demon woman comes, gets pregnant from your semen, and has
• 1:00:12
  demon babies.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Ah, there it is.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Later mystical folkloric expansion usually tied to Kabbalah and popular preaching,
• 1:00:21
  not to the Talmud itself. You know who told me
• 1:00:23
  to read the Kabbalah?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: Roseanne.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: She did?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: She's like, you should read the Kabbalah.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: I'm like, She's big in that, right?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Or did at one point was.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I'm pretty sure she's the one who
• 1:00:37
  told me. But I bet other people suggested to me too.
• 1:00:40
  My neighbor suggested to me. Give me a book. I
• 1:00:42
  don't know about this.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if like regular Jewish people believe
• 1:00:50
  in that.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Not majority for sure.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: It's mysticism?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Let's define. Put that into perplexity.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: What is the Kabbalah? What is the actual Kabbalah? And
• 1:01:03
  how is it thought? How is it received by regular
• 1:01:09
  Jewish people? What do they think about it? Did they
• 1:01:12
  dismiss it? I think it's a little kooky, right? It's
• 1:01:15
  like Christians that use serpents.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: Wasn't that like it saw this big explosion of popularity
• 1:01:23
  because like Madonna 20 years ago?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Was she?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like nobody was really, I don't remember it being
• 1:01:28
  part of pop culture.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: Imagine looking at Madonna and going, what is she into?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: What are you spiritually into?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be like her. I want to
• 1:01:37
  catch that fucking wave.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She's still fucking doing it too.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: She's still doing it.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: She's part of the World Cup like halftime show or
• 1:01:47
  whatever they're putting on. Is she? I think so.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Well, she fucked with her face for a while and
• 1:01:52
  then it came back. So it might have been like
• 1:01:54
  a little swollen, and now it's good again. So she
• 1:01:56
  looks pretty good.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Mysticism.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Jewish mysticism that seeks to understand God, creation, and the
• 1:02:01
  inner meaning of the Torah. Today, it's both deeply embedded
• 1:02:05
  in traditional Judaism and also widely and sometimes controversially popularized
• 1:02:10
  in pop spirituality. The word Kabbalah means receiving, referring to
• 1:02:14
  a received esoteric wisdom about God and the universe. In
• 1:02:18
  Jewish terms, it is the mystical layer of the Torah,
• 1:02:21
  teachings— about God's hidden essence, the ten sephirot, divine attributes,
• 1:02:28
  the cosmic structure, often pictured as a tree of life,
• 1:02:32
  and how human actions affect the spiritual worlds. So it
• 1:02:37
  grew in medieval province in Spain in the 13th century
• 1:02:41
  with the Zohar as its foundational text and later reshaped
• 1:02:45
  by Lurianic Kabbalah.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: See, that's too recent for a hardcore Jewish person to
• 1:02:52
  be into.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like, right? It's a little sketchy. Yeah. A
• 1:02:54
  little weird.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Tied to mysticism. Mm-hmm.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Well, the old, it's funny. We always want to go like,
• 1:03:02
  how old is it? Make sure it's old. If it's old,
• 1:03:06
  then it's right.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: If it's old, it's good.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: But the problem with that is like the really old
• 1:03:10
  stuff is the fucking kooky stuff. Like you get into
• 1:03:13
  the Bible.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Layers of it too. Oh, yeah. Most of the book.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you go, well, what the fuck was this
• 1:03:20
  really all about?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: It's, I mean, it was just trying to, I mean, like,
• 1:03:24
  it's just trying to guide people, right? Control people in
• 1:03:27
  a way.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: I think some things happened, you know, and what those
• 1:03:31
  things were, it's very difficult to tell after all this time.
• 1:03:35
  One of the weird ones is they think they might
• 1:03:37
  have found the Ark of Noah.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Recently?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: No. Like they've identified it quite a while ago, but
• 1:03:45
  now they've done like ground penetrating radar scans. This thing
• 1:03:48
  is the exact same shape as is described in the Bible.
• 1:03:51
  It looks like a boat. Like it's the shape of
• 1:03:53
  a boat. It's in the place where they said that
• 1:03:55
  it rested. Like in the Bible, it said it rested
• 1:03:58
  on Mount Ararat in Turkey. That's where it is.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: That's where it is.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: And this thing is like the shape of a boat.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: How?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: But how long ago was that found?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: That's a good question. I want to say like the
• 1:04:09
  80s or the 90s.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's– okay. So it's not super recent.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Not super recent. But back then it was just a
• 1:04:15
  photo because it's like really high up in the mountains.
• 1:04:17
  It's just a photo of this impression, this feature in
• 1:04:21
  the ground. Like what is this? And then recently they
• 1:04:24
  started using technology to scan it and I think they've
• 1:04:28
  actually found petrified wood.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: It says it was discovered in 1948. 48.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Heavy rains combined with three earthquakes exposed the formation from
• 1:04:39
  the surrounding mud.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: And that's where it said it was too? Yeah.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like where it supposedly rested according to the Bible.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Did they extract it or leave it?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: No, it's still there.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: See if you could find a good image of it.
• 1:04:54
  It's very weird because you look at it, you go,
• 1:04:56
  what the fuck is that? That does look like a boat.
• 1:04:58
  The story's bonkers. The story doesn't make any sense. I
• 1:05:01
  think the story is a local story.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: The Ark story? Yeah.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: It's a local story. It's like the idea that Noah
• 1:05:07
  had 40 different animals or two of each animal. That's
• 1:05:10
  not the whole– animals eat other animals. I had a
• 1:05:12
  whole bit about that.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Explaining it to a five-year-old with Down syndrome. But if
• 1:05:18
  you– the problem though is back then they didn't know
• 1:05:22
  what was going on in Australia. They didn't know what
• 1:05:23
  was going on in New Zealand. So if you had
• 1:05:25
  a local flood and you did save a bunch of
• 1:05:28
  animals– That's the story.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: That's the story. Yeah. That makes sense.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: So there probably was some guy who had a bunch
• 1:05:36
  of farm animals that he put on a boat and
• 1:05:38
  saved them and lived, and a bunch of the people died.
• 1:05:43
  But the question is, did this guy really get a
• 1:05:45
  message from God saying to build an ark? So look
• 1:05:47
  at this thing.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: Holy shit.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Go ahead.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I was reading in the wiki that when they did
• 1:05:55
  these first scans back in 1988, I think it was
• 1:05:59
  saying the guy who helped him do the scans went
• 1:06:01
  into court and said that it's BS, that it's the ARC.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Right, that was in the 80s.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was trying to figure out. What's
• 1:06:09
  different about these new scans they supposedly just did?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: So let's click on that link. What does it say
• 1:06:13
  about the new? It's Noah'sArcScans.com.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: That's the place.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: I would go. Go there. Let's see what kind of
• 1:06:21
  virus you get. So this is some guy who's really
• 1:06:25
  into Noah's ARC. Do you have to sign up? Click
• 1:06:27
  on that. That's that fella. Look, I found it.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: He's like, it's mine.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: So that's what the shape of it supposedly looked like
• 1:06:34
  in the Bible. And this is fucking team.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: Hmm.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute. What does the sign say?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: The sign say Noah's Ark. So they all think. So
• 1:06:47
  maybe there's a whole tourism thing attached to the. Yeah,
• 1:06:50
  of course. Of course. Noah's Ark discovered new evidence. From
• 1:06:57
  Durupinar site in Turkey. What is the new evidence? And
• 1:07:01
  the Ark rested upon the mountains of Ararat. That's exactly
• 1:07:04
  where they said it was going to be. Even in
• 1:07:07
  the Quran, it says that.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: But how can a guy, I mean, not that I
• 1:07:10
  would know, but how does the guy go, it's not
• 1:07:12
  that though. You know what I mean? Like, how does
• 1:07:14
  he know?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: No, so that's what I was trying to get at.
• 1:07:16
  I was trying to read. When they scan, they scan
• 1:07:19
  only for like irons.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: Or something like that.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I think based off of what they scanned, I think
• 1:07:23
  he was probably saying you can't say that is what
• 1:07:26
  that is based on.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Then he's probably right. But that's in 1980. So it
• 1:07:31
  says in 2023, the 2019 GPR data was analyzed again.
• 1:07:38
  American researchers uncovered corridors and room-like chambers running the full
• 1:07:42
  length of the formation, consistent with a large intelligently designed vessel.
• 1:07:47
  The Turkish soil test in 2024 revealed also showed that
• 1:07:50
  samples inside the structure contained nearly three times more organic
• 1:07:54
  material than those from outside, suggesting the remains of an
• 1:07:58
  ancient biological or man-made substances. Since 2019, a joint scientific
• 1:08:04
  team has applied GPR, ERT, LIDAR, and chemical analysis to
• 1:08:09
  determine whether the Durupinar formation is a natural geological fold
• 1:08:15
  or a buried, decayed wood ship preserved in the mountains
• 1:08:18
  of Ararat.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: They don't know that.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: It's kind of crazy that it matches it in terms of, like,
• 1:08:25
  it has all these characteristics.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: It has, like, what look like some openings.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's cool as shit to explore. I mean,
• 1:08:35
  even if they're like, this is not that, to find
• 1:08:38
  that an old ship like that is still cool.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: And be wiser, a ship on top of a mountain
• 1:08:44
  in Turkey. But this is why it's interesting. But if
• 1:08:47
  it really was a boat.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: Did you see that– I guess it's not recently discovered,
• 1:08:54
  but it's recently been cleared, another Incan ruin site that
• 1:08:59
  they found.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, they did? keep finding those, dude.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: But this one was like elaborate. Yeah. And I guess
• 1:09:03
  they had just recently, I think recently cleared it enough
• 1:09:07
  so you can see how vast it is.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Is it in Peru?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: It's in Peru, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: They found a lot of them in Peru. Yeah.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: This one, the guy, it was like a CNN report
• 1:09:16
  about it and I was like, holy shit.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: I had never heard of this place before.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: It's nuts, dude. All the Aztec stuff, the Incan stuff,
• 1:09:25
  it's like people were living here long before the end
• 1:09:30
  of the Ice Age. They were living here a long
• 1:09:32
  fucking time ago, man. And they're just starting to piece
• 1:09:34
  that all together and try to figure out like how
• 1:09:36
  long have people been here? They used to think it
• 1:09:38
  was Clovis first. That was the thing about the Americas.
• 1:09:42
  They thought that for the longest time it was the
• 1:09:44
  Clovis people, which was like 13,000 years ago. And then
• 1:09:47
  they found footprints in White Sands, New Mexico that are 22,000
• 1:09:51
  years old.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: God damn.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: And so they're like, okay, it's definitely not 13,000. Like
• 1:09:56
  how old is it? So 22,000 is long before the
• 1:09:58
  Ice Age. The end of the Ice Age was like 11,000
• 1:10:01
  some years ago.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: The Incans are more recent than that though. They weren't
• 1:10:04
  around back then.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: But so it's like how long have people been here?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Have people been here?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: Is that all carbon dating that they do?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: So this is where it's at.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: It's like in the middle of nowhere.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Holy shit. Yeah.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Whoa. That's where the ark is?
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: That's where this ruin Pinar site is.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: Fuck. What does it look like from Google Earth? Can
• 1:10:24
  you zoom in on the site?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: This is it.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Can you get closer and see the actual formation?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Well, that's where the center is. I'm trying to find.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: The spot. Where's the fucking boat, bitch? Is that it
• 1:10:36
  right there? Like near it? Above it? Above that little
• 1:10:40
  indication red marker? Like to your right? Right above? Is
• 1:10:44
  that it?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think. It says it's 170 feet long.
• 1:10:48
  It shouldn't be that big in this picture, I guess.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Hmm. Huh. Hmm.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Do you think when you do the tour, they tell you,
• 1:10:56
  we think, or they're like, this is it?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, right there, there, there. It's marked here.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: There it is.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: They tell you it's it, right?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: When you look at the ground, though, it's like, is it?
• 1:11:09
  Hold on a second. Here's what's weird. Look at how
• 1:11:13
  much water erosion is on the ground. Yeah. Close back
• 1:11:17
  in again. When you close back in, look at, like,
• 1:11:20
  that all looks like rivers ran through that shit.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's what's fucked about so many parts of Earth.
• 1:11:27
  But that also looks like that could have been just
• 1:11:30
  a bunch of sediment and shit.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: It's tough to tell the elevation here.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Kind of crazy, though.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: But it does look like a ton of erosion happened.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, a ton of water erosion.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: The floods were fucking real, man. There's too many different
• 1:11:45
  tales of floods in too many different religions.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: There's giant mountains to the north of it. And there's
• 1:11:51
  a sea down here, but that's pretty far away.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Bro, I bet that whole thing washed.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: I guarantee. Oof.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: If you look this far out, you can see that
• 1:12:03
  it washed over for sure.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Look at that. Look at the below. Right
• 1:12:08
  above where it says Google Maps. That whole thing looks
• 1:12:10
  like it was washed out. It all looks like it
• 1:12:12
  was washed out a long time ago.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: We've looked at this part before.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, Randall Carlson, he's like a real expert in
• 1:12:23
  not just the mythology around the impacts of the Younger
• 1:12:28
  Dryas impact theory, but about like what possibly could have
• 1:12:31
  happened to the ice sheets and what created the Great
• 1:12:33
  Lakes and what kind of insane water you would be
• 1:12:37
  talking about, the volume of water and the power of
• 1:12:39
  that water. If all of the ice caps get hit
• 1:12:44
  with asteroids, like boom, boom, boom, like that's what they think.
• 1:12:48
  Somewhere around 11,800 years ago, we ran into a comet
• 1:12:52
  storm and they slammed into North America. And then you
• 1:12:56
  just get this insane wash of water that tears through
• 1:13:00
  the land and just fucking insane, impossible volume of water
• 1:13:05
  just carving its way through mountains. carving its way through
• 1:13:09
  the landscape, flattening everything in front of it.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: And that's how the Earth took the shape that it's
• 1:13:15
  in right now.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: Well, that's the shape of North America. There's a lot
• 1:13:18
  of evidence of that. He's got all these slides that
• 1:13:22
  he shows. See if you can find some of his
• 1:13:24
  stuff where he goes over it. It's pretty interesting.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Reading how we get saved countless times a year just
• 1:13:31
  by Jupiter.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Just because comets are on their way here.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Jupiter's like our bodyguard.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: To destroy us.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: And just slams into that giant gas giant.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: But we all think of that as like this sci-fi
• 1:13:44
  kind of fun, crazy movie thing. Like that's really real though.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Look at the moon. Moon's covered in craters.
• 1:13:52
  I mean, we live in a shooting gallery, you know?
• 1:13:56
  So this is some of the stuff like, look at that.
• 1:13:57
  Tell me that doesn't look like water washed over that.
• 1:14:01
  The Columbia river. Isn't that nuts?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: There's tons of these. And he does a fantastic job
• 1:14:09
  of breaking it all down. But he thinks that these
• 1:14:11
  big canyons, even the Grand Canyon, was carved relatively quickly.
• 1:14:16
  He thinks this idea that all this water erosion took
• 1:14:19
  place over millions of years, I bet it wasn't. He goes,
• 1:14:22
  I think it was very quickly.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: What's really quickly mean, though?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, who knows? But you're talking
• 1:14:29
  about giant chunks of ice and rock from the sky.
• 1:14:34
  that slam into the earth, change the climate completely, cause
• 1:14:39
  massive flooding, just huge amounts of water just rushing over
• 1:14:43
  the land. I mean, it just completely makes sense that
• 1:14:46
  that's what the stories are. There's so many stories of
• 1:14:50
  a flood. Epic of Gilgamesh. It's in the Quran. It's
• 1:14:55
  in the Bible. It's in... Like, they all have stories
• 1:14:58
  of a great flood. And then, you know, when they...
• 1:15:03
  You see things like the Great Lakes, which the Great
• 1:15:05
  Lakes are fucking huge, man. Yeah. Those used to all
• 1:15:09
  be glaciers. They used to all be glacier.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: I wonder how many of those comets it takes to
• 1:15:14
  change the makeup of, you know.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: It depends on the size, right?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: It could be just one.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: One could do it if it was enormous.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: This planet has been hit so many times. They find
• 1:15:27
  new craters all the time. They found this big one
• 1:15:29
  that's off the coast of Australia. I don't remember when
• 1:15:31
  they found that one. But when they found that one,
• 1:15:33
  they're like, oh, look at this. And by the way,
• 1:15:35
  the Aborigines in– the Aboriginals in Australia, they all have
• 1:15:39
  flood myths too. They all have stories.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Of floods? Yeah.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: They all have that. Everybody has– every ancient culture has
• 1:15:48
  stories of a great flood that happened a long time ago. Guaranteed.
• 1:15:53
  It had to happen.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean and there's nothing that says that we
• 1:15:58
  won't have another one, right?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, these data centers are bringing it in. Cool.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is how deep the Great Lakes are.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Compared to each other.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Fucking A, man.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Watch this, though. The bottom of the Mariana Trench compared
• 1:16:11
  to that.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Way down there. Whoa. Is that where James Cameron went?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Did he go all the way down? Yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: What a psycho.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: That is psychotic.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: I met him the other day.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: How was it?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Cool, right?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Very interesting guy. Really nice guy. Does a lot of
• 1:16:31
  martial arts.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Does he really? Yeah.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Trains a lot. Yeah, he made a record-breaking solo dive
• 1:16:38
  to Earth's lowest point, successfully piling a submarine nearly 11
• 1:16:41
  kilometers deep into the bottom of the Mariana Trench. What
• 1:16:46
  is that, six miles? What is 11 kilometers? How many
• 1:16:49
  miles is that?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that is. That's six miles. It's a little over.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's crazy. Imagine being six miles underwater. What the
• 1:16:59
  fuck are you talking about?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: You know he's such an expert in those submersibles too?
• 1:17:03
  Because he's the one that, he's part of the design
• 1:17:06
  of these. 36,000 feet. It's fucking crazy.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: 36,000 feet.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Have you seen what they discover? When like the wildlife,
• 1:17:16
  like the sea life down there? Things that we've never
• 1:17:18
  seen before?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Weird shit. Yeah. Weird shit.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they look like aliens. Yeah. Because they live in
• 1:17:26
  complete darkness. So there's species down there that no one
• 1:17:30
  even knew about.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: Well, there's species that I was watching this video that
• 1:17:34
  Forrest Gallant had. There's a bunch of species that have
• 1:17:37
  only been discovered like one or two times, one or
• 1:17:39
  two specimens. Like there's a specific whale that they only
• 1:17:43
  have like one specimen. And what is that fucking ghost?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Translucent.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Jamie, I'm going to send you this because this is
• 1:17:49
  very weird. It's a very strange thing that I saw.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Holy fuck.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: I wanted to send you this because I don't know
• 1:17:58
  if this is legit or not. But I've seen it before.
• 1:18:02
  And it's this thing that they're detailing that's moving around
• 1:18:06
  on the bottom of the ocean. And it seems to
• 1:18:10
  be carving a path on the bottom of the ocean.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Is it seen from Google Earth?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Because it's usually not accurate.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: It's not?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Just the way that they track that from the satellites
• 1:18:21
  isn't the best thing. But I'll see what you said.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing about this one, I don't know if
• 1:18:26
  it's true, but it looks like there's a path that
• 1:18:30
  it has on the ground in the bottom of the ocean.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but how are they getting that information?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm asking you. I have no idea. I
• 1:18:40
  got it for Billy Carson. So Billy Carson has been
• 1:18:44
  known to engage in some— It's on the screen.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Google.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: Very bizarre.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Two mile dome slowly crawling across the Pacific floor. Okay.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: So what the fuck is that? Two mile dome slowly crossing...
• 1:18:57
  It's a.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: Two mile dome?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: Two miles across, slowly crawling. So look, it looks like
• 1:19:02
  it's leaving a trail.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: So is that real?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: Let's see what they're getting this information from.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Google Earth doesn't take video.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: Stop being a party pooper. I'm trying to find the area.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm just trying to deduce things.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Do you believe in that idea? I never contemplated it.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: About extraterrestrial life, that they're not coming from space, that
• 1:19:27
  they're coming from the ocean.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a big one.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: That's a big one.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Tim Burchette, the congressman I had him on, and he
• 1:19:34
  said that, He's been told there's multiple sites where in
• 1:19:38
  the ocean, in the deep ocean, where these things keep
• 1:19:40
  emerging from.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: That's a cooler story to me now.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Well, it makes sense that they would have a base here.
• 1:19:45
  And if you're going to have a base, like if
• 1:19:47
  James Cameron can get to the bottom of the fucking ocean.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: James Cameron. And didn't he do it in like 2012
• 1:19:52
  or some shit? Yeah, I think that's when that said
• 1:19:54
  that was. It's a while ago. So he did that
• 1:19:58
  14 fucking years ago. Imagine what they could do.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Full bases down there.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: Full bases.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't they have a base down there? Then we're
• 1:20:05
  not going to look. We're too stupid. We barely imagine.
• 1:20:08
  Is that James Cameron down there?
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: I love aliens.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: Avatars of the shit.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: So cool, man.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: I always tell you what you got wrong. But other
• 1:20:15
  than that, islands can't float in the sky. But other
• 1:20:17
  than that, pretty cool.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: True lies. That's a fucking great movie.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy made some bangers, man.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: He makes bangers.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: He makes some bangers.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: You know? I mean, the Avatar movies alone, like the
• 1:20:30
  second one that was underwater, didn't that cost like a
• 1:20:32
  fucking billion dollars to make or something ridiculous?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: He is so, also, by all accounts, I've never met him,
• 1:20:39
  but as a filmmaker, everyone's like, there is not a
• 1:20:41
  more supremely confident filmmaker, which I think is like, Something
• 1:20:47
  everybody loves and you benefit from if you're in that production.
• 1:20:52
  Somebody who just knows their shit so well.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: I think that's the dream of any, whether you're cast
• 1:20:59
  or crew, to be with somebody who you're like, oh,
• 1:21:00
  this guy fucking knows exactly what he's doing.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: He's a smart motherfucker.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's why he figured out how to get
• 1:21:07
  to the bottom of the ocean. Yeah. Fucking solo submarine.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: That's insane. It's insane.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean.
• 1:21:17
  How many of those things even exist?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Of those submersibles?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: I think they made that one.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: Fuck.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Because what does that mean?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: They made it. I mean, nobody had been in it
• 1:21:27
  before him?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: He helped design that. Remember when that one imploded?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: The crazy one?
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: He was like one of the top people speaking about
• 1:21:39
  what they got.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: He knew.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: He knew exactly what they got wrong.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, apparently there were some whistleblowers in that company.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: I watched that doc. It was incredible.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The people that built it were like, don't do this.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: And when they would do the tests, then the test
• 1:21:55
  would go wrong. And he was like, get the fuck
• 1:21:57
  out of here. Like, if you're going to be negative,
• 1:22:01
  don't be around me.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: That's really.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: God, there's so many crazy people out there. So many
• 1:22:06
  legitimately crazy people that just want to be right no
• 1:22:09
  matter what.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: He couldn't accept being wrong.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: And they'll send people to their death in the ocean
• 1:22:14
  in the most horrific way possible. You just get compressed instantaneously.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: You just hear it start.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Imagine you're looking around.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Tony used to have a bit about that. Really? He would,
• 1:22:27
  at the beginning of his set, he would take his
• 1:22:28
  microphone and he would scratch it on the stool. And
• 1:22:31
  people were like, what are you doing? That's the last
• 1:22:33
  thing those people in that submarine heard. Oh, my God.
• 1:22:37
  So dark.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: That's the hatch end. I think that's all James Cameron
• 1:22:43
  could see out of.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: That guy's big fucking mistake, too, isn't that he couldn't
• 1:22:50
  figure out how to design one that was capable. It's
• 1:22:52
  that he couldn't design one that was light enough to
• 1:22:57
  do multiple trips and be towed out. In other words,
• 1:23:02
  the cost of hauling out the correct size and weight
• 1:23:07
  would have been too much for him to run this
• 1:23:09
  business where people could pay to do it. So he
• 1:23:12
  kept looking for lighter and lighter materials. Oh, my God.
• 1:23:15
  You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Because then
• 1:23:17
  you could haul it out and it wouldn't be too
• 1:23:19
  much weight. And they're like, no, but you need to
• 1:23:21
  have steel. He's like, no, that weighs too much. Let's
• 1:23:25
  do carbon fiber, you know?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: That was his own ego.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: And he couldn't be wrong and he wanted to run
• 1:23:33
  his business.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: Why do we love carbon fiber so much?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Every dude loves carbon fiber.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: I have a Cadillac, the Escalade V.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: You know, it has a carbon fiber dash. Yeah. I
• 1:23:44
  love looking at them.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Look at all that carbon fiber. It's cool. It looks cool.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: Space.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: It's future.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: I have a carbon fiber trim on things.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have it. I had my GT3 RS, my 2007.
• 1:23:54
  I had all the interior pieces replaced with carbon fiber.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Did you really?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Looks cool.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Door latches, everything. It's lighter. It's lighter.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: It's lighter.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Now it goes faster. By like, what, five pounds?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: For the whole car, it's stupid. But it's like there's
• 1:24:09
  something cool about the way it looks.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 3: It looks cool, especially in a submersible. Yeah. It looks
• 1:24:13
  really cool.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that company, Classic Recreations, that does a
• 1:24:17
  67 Mustang all in carbon fiber? No, bro. It's fucking sick.
• 1:24:23
  It's like a half a million dollar car at least.
• 1:24:26
  And it takes a long time to make, but it's
• 1:24:28
  all one piece carbon fiber shell. So it's super light
• 1:24:33
  and they'll make it with like a supercharged coyote engine.
• 1:24:37
  So it's like 770 horsepower and it probably weighs under
• 1:24:41
  3000 pounds. It looks like fucking sick. Oh yeah. It's
• 1:24:46
  got to be really fast. Well, even if you had
• 1:24:48
  a steel one, 67s are not that big. It's not
• 1:24:51
  a big car. That's like a 3,000-pound car. Like, I
• 1:24:55
  think the 65s, 66s, and 67s, 68s were all, like,
• 1:25:02
  relatively similar sized. But the 67s were, like, wider. And
• 1:25:09
  then they got to, like, 69, and they got a
• 1:25:12
  little bit bigger. But, like, 67s, 68s, they got wider.
• 1:25:16
  And then 69, they got a little bigger.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: Who makes it?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: A company called Classic Recreations.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Let me see if we can find.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: A video of it.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: When you see the video of it in carbon fiber
• 1:25:29
  with that GT500, that 67 GT500 shape, it's fucking sick.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Carbon fiber has to do really poorly in a wreck, right?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, terrible.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: It's got to fall apart.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: It's like you're fucked. And also, good luck repairing it.
• 1:25:42
  No shit. If somebody bumps into you in the fucking
• 1:25:44
  supermarket parking lot, Yeah. You have to get a whole
• 1:25:47
  new fender. Like they don't repair it. It's not like, oh,
• 1:25:50
  don't worry. It's just a scratch.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: All new shit.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because you can't like, look at that. That whole
• 1:25:55
  thing is all in carbon fiber. And if you see
• 1:25:59
  when they get close to it and you look at it.
• 1:26:01
  See if you could. Oh, it's so rad. But if
• 1:26:03
  you could see the actual images of like, it's hard
• 1:26:06
  to tell right there. Oh, that one's kind of painted.
• 1:26:10
  But some of them are not pink. Go back to
• 1:26:13
  that one again, though. I want to see what that
• 1:26:14
  looks like. That color is sick.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: The green one I just had?
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That color is sick. That's a beautiful green. Yeah,
• 1:26:23
  right there. Look at that thing.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: That's really cool.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I never wanted a green Mustang like
• 1:26:28
  that before until I saw that.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: Looks like someone's about to place an order.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Look how cool that thing looks.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: I'm excited for you guys, Classic Recreations. I was here
• 1:26:35
  for the day Joe ordered his.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: I never thought I would like it like that in green.
• 1:26:38
  I never saw a 67 GT. Like right there? Look
• 1:26:41
  at that. That looks amazing.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: That's fucking cool.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: But the process of making that and designing that is
• 1:26:50
  pretty insane.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's still probably a fairly heavy car. But
• 1:26:56
  that's the different one. They do those Shelby Cobras. They
• 1:27:03
  do that all in carbon fiber as well. But I
• 1:27:06
  know there's videos, because I was looking at it the
• 1:27:08
  other day, of ones where you see it, it's all
• 1:27:12
  in carbon fiber.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: There's the green one.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: There's the green one. But I know they have, see
• 1:27:17
  if you can find videos where they close in on
• 1:27:20
  the actual carbon, because some of them are just carbon fiber.
• 1:27:23
  You get to see it. Here we go. Go video. Oh,
• 1:27:34
  there you go. So there you see the carbon fiber. Like,
• 1:27:36
  look at that.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: That looks fucking cool.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: That's why you get it, because it looks fucking cool.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: There's a thing about being a boy. Girls don't give
• 1:27:46
  a fuck about carbon fiber, do they?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: No way, dude.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Not most.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Why would they care about that? But look how good
• 1:27:52
  that looks. That looks fucking awesome. Jesus Christ, that's beautiful.
• 1:28:00
  You got a text?
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: No, I was looking up these. I went to this garage.
• 1:28:04
  that I saw fucking, I was trying to remember what
• 1:28:07
  I saw there. Cause it was such a crazy collection,
• 1:28:10
  dude here in town. Oh my God.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Of what?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: Of cars.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: What kind? Everything. Everything. Like some private owner.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: Private owner. And most don't like 99% don't get driven,
• 1:28:23
  which is a crazier part. You just have these sitting here.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: Well, they're probably a good investment.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: This dude had a GT one, uh, a CLK GTR Aperta,
• 1:28:36
  McLaren F1, multiple LaFerraris, SP1s, 250 GTO. Like, just a
• 1:28:42
  stupid fucking collection.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: I love old Porsches. I do not love old Ferraris. Really?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The 60s ones, though?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: They look bunk to me. Really? Yeah, I don't like them.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: I think they look beautiful. The old Porsches look amazing, too.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I like old Porsches. I like 69, 70, 71, 72.
• 1:29:01
  The long-nose Porsches, those are, to me, when I see those,
• 1:29:05
  especially the wide-body ones, fucking.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gorgeous.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: They look amazing. But when I see, like, old Ferraris,
• 1:29:12
  I'm like, that looks like it's going to break.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, they probably, you know.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: That's going to leave you somewhere.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: And it's also precious. Like, nobody does anything with them.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: They become, honestly, they're, like, too valuable.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: When they're like, when you go, how much was this? Oh,
• 1:29:26
  it was 25 million. This thing sold for at auction.
• 1:29:28
  You're like, okay.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 2: People take like old Porsches and they mod them.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: And they, they make them outlaws and you know, like
• 1:29:34
  that Magnus Walker.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 3: He makes awesome.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: I love that. That's what I love. I love when
• 1:29:39
  they customize them and they, They put cool paint on them.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I like looking at the old Ferrari. I feel
• 1:29:46
  like they do look like works of art. They look beautiful.
• 1:29:48
  But I feel like the Porsche would be the one
• 1:29:50
  you'd want to drive.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even like looking at them.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. It's like, you know
• 1:29:56
  how you have tastes?
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: People think I like old cars. They'll try to show
• 1:30:01
  me something from the 50s. I'm like, get that thing
• 1:30:03
  away from me.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: It's not your era.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's pretty cool looking.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: That's pretty fucking beautiful.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 4: 1960s.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, take it back. That's pretty dope.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: That one's pretty dope, too. That one, upper left, that's
• 1:30:17
  pretty dope.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: But I wonder, I do wonder how they drive.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: I changed my opinion.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: I wonder how they drive.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I really do. I probably like dog shit. You think so?
• 1:30:24
  Compared to your little Cayman?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, that thing's insane.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: It's so fun.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: That's a, mid-engine car that's got modern suspension, modern brakes,
• 1:30:33
  modern technology, and what, like 650 horsepower?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: It's got some crazy, it's got tuned up.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Bonkers.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: And it sounds insane. When you drove by my house
• 1:30:41
  with that thing, I remember. I got a boner.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: I remember you walked inside and then you walked outside and.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: You were like. Yeah. I'm like, I wanted to watch
• 1:30:48
  you drive off.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 2: I wanted to hear.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: I think still my, it's so fun.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: It's so fun.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I like. I like stuff that you drive.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: I was telling you, that's why I like my Super Snake.
• 1:30:59
  Because it's a great American muscle car, like a modern
• 1:31:03
  muscle car. It's not the fastest car. It doesn't handle
• 1:31:07
  the best, but it's the most exciting. It's like the
• 1:31:09
  most fun to drive.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just talking about this, about when you
• 1:31:14
  get into cars. So when you start off and you
• 1:31:17
  drive a Honda Accord and somebody goes, you should drive
• 1:31:20
  a Mustang. You get in a Mustang, you're like faster, right?
• 1:31:24
  You go faster. So faster equates with better, more fun
• 1:31:28
  and better. And then you get, let's say, to a 9-11.
• 1:31:31
  You're like, faster, more fun, better. And in your mind,
• 1:31:35
  there's this formula of like, well, as long as it's faster,
• 1:31:37
  it's going to be better. And then it crosses over
• 1:31:39
  to this other plane where you go, oh, it's faster,
• 1:31:43
  but all the fun is not there anymore.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: And you have to find a place where you go
• 1:31:48
  like fast doesn't equal fun necessarily. There's a fun that's
• 1:31:51
  a mixture of things.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: That there is a fast aspect, but there can be
• 1:31:56
  too fast.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: It's a feeling that you get from fun cars.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: Like one of my favorite cars that I ever had
• 1:32:03
  that I kind of miss, I had a 2012 Shelby
• 1:32:07
  GT500 convertible. You ever see that? I drove it to
• 1:32:10
  the comic store a bunch of times.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: I did see that.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: I loved that car.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you drove it once. I want to say
• 1:32:15
  this is fucking amazing. The Canyon Club one time, I remember.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I loved it because it was the
• 1:32:21
  only car that I ever bought that was like that,
• 1:32:23
  that was a convertible. And it felt a little sketchy,
• 1:32:25
  like a little wobbly because it was a convertible. But
• 1:32:28
  the feeling that you get– it wasn't the most horsepower.
• 1:32:31
  I think back then they had like 500 or 550
• 1:32:33
  or something like that, which is a lot. But today
• 1:32:37
  it's not.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: Today it's not.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: But it had a supercharger and it would whine when
• 1:32:41
  you'd get on it. And it was a solid rear axle,
• 1:32:44
  so it would kick out all the time. It was
• 1:32:46
  like– handle like dog shit yeah wasn't the best but
• 1:32:49
  it was fun like you go around a corner and
• 1:32:51
  fucking stomp on the gas and it was fun but
• 1:32:56
  it was the torque and the sound and because it
• 1:32:59
  was a convertible you hear the sound right there there's
• 1:33:01
  nothing there that's like one of my most enjoyable cars
• 1:33:04
  i ever owned i loved it i missed it when
• 1:33:06
  i got rid of it i.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 3: Was like i should have kept that fucker yeah the
• 1:33:09
  fun the fun like that that piece of it i
• 1:33:12
  think If you have a bunch of cars, you want
• 1:33:14
  stuff that's comfortable because sometimes you're like, shit, I need
• 1:33:17
  to be in some type of comfort for this one
• 1:33:20
  thing I'm doing.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: And then the rest of the time you just want
• 1:33:22
  to have fun.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 2: Jamie, show me a picture of a 2012 Shelby GT500
• 1:33:27
  convertible black.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: That's what you had?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I missed it. It wasn't the best looking car either.
• 1:33:33
  It was good looking. It was cool looking, but it
• 1:33:35
  was just the driving fun. It was like one of
• 1:33:39
  the first frivolous cars that I bought. When I had
• 1:33:42
  some money.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: I tell you, I missed, I think it was a
• 1:33:44
  981 GTS. That's not it.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. That's it. That's it. That's exactly it.
• 1:33:52
  That's exactly the car. That's exactly what I had. I
• 1:33:55
  didn't have a roll bar, though. Fuck, I loved it.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe it had a roll bar. I don't think so, though. Nah,
• 1:34:01
  I think it was like that.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Can you look up, if I got this right, 981 GTS? God,
• 1:34:07
  I missed that car. Blue?
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: Blue.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: I really miss that fucking Shelby.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: In blue?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: I had that. Baby.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: I sent it to BBI. They did tuning on it.
• 1:34:23
  I had never been sad about selling something until after
• 1:34:25
  I sold that. That shit was so much fun to drive.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Get yourself another one, Tommy boy.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: Go back to that Shelby. I might have to get
• 1:34:35
  one of them.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: We're looking at like old girlfriends right now.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: I know. I know. Miss her. Really fun ones.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Who swallowed. That thing was so fun, man. I love
• 1:34:47
  driving it.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: Great tits.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: And again, look, that one looks good with the red stripe.
• 1:34:50
  And again, it wasn't like nobody was, you know, nobody's like, whoa,
• 1:34:55
  you're a baller. It wasn't like that at all. It
• 1:34:57
  was just, it was just fun for me. Yeah.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: That's what it's about, man. Yeah.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 2: And again, not, not the fastest car, pretty fast for
• 1:35:05
  the time, but. You know, like Porsche's handle. Before that,
• 1:35:09
  I had had a 911 Turbo. It's way faster. It
• 1:35:11
  handles way better.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: I remember taking that, getting chased by a Mustang up
• 1:35:17
  Benedict Canyon and just losing his ass.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: That was the fun.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, those things handle so well. That's a 3,000-pound car too, right?
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: Something like that.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: Like my Shelby Super Snake, that's probably like close to 4,000 pounds.
• 1:35:35
  Cars today are very heavy.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: They're very heavy. I looked up the Escalade IQ, the all-electric.
• 1:35:44
  That's 9,000 pounds. I know.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: It's massive. Ooh, there's one for sale. How much is it?
• 1:35:51
  45 grand? How many miles on it? 16,000 miles? Edit
• 1:35:56
  this out. I'm going to have to buy that. Look
• 1:35:59
  at that fucking thing.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: It's cool. Bookmark it.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. I'm in love. That's it. See, it's kind
• 1:36:05
  of cheap inside and everything.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's the fun of it.
• 1:36:10
  How many horsepower does those things have?
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: 5.4 liter supercharged V8.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Let's find out how many horsepower that thing has.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: 550.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: 550? Yeah. That sounds about right.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: That's your girl, man.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: I loved it. That's her. I loved it. It was
• 1:36:31
  like it wasn't precious. I didn't mind parking it places.
• 1:36:33
  And if it had a dent on it, it would
• 1:36:34
  probably look cooler.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 2: It didn't matter. It was just the being in it
• 1:36:39
  and just– And the wind in your hair. I didn't
• 1:36:44
  have any hair. But the fucking wind in your face,
• 1:36:48
  the sound.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: I will say I think there's no better top-down city
• 1:36:53
  than L.A.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: I love a convertible in LA. It's like the greatest.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: You have like three weeks to do it here before
• 1:36:59
  your head burns.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 2: Especially us.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, fuck.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: Are your heads shaved? Unless you're wearing a hat.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Got to. But there, it's like perfect.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Well, I would love it at night. Driving
• 1:37:09
  down Sunset. I loved it. I loved coming over Laurel.
• 1:37:13
  I'd have like a music playlist that I'd listen to.
• 1:37:16
  Like my perfect going to the comedy store playlist.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: And then another one on the way out.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: It's the best.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: But there's something about like It was also like, wow,
• 1:37:25
  I'm really in Hollywood. I'm really going to do a
• 1:37:29
  show at the comedy store in Hollywood. And this is
• 1:37:33
  my job. Like, this is crazy.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: It's fucking awesome.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: That's so cool.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. To be one of those sperm that made it
• 1:37:40
  through and cracked the egg.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: I went there like a week ago. It was super fun.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: I heard it was awesome during the Netflix festival. It
• 1:37:46
  was awesome. Was that when you were there? Yes.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: It was so fun.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: Everybody said it was like the comedy store of old.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Peter Shore texted me. Sent me some pictures. He's like, dude,
• 1:37:57
  you should be here. It's amazing.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: It was fucking bumping, man.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: That's nice.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: It was really fun. I've been going to your club, too.
• 1:38:04
  I'm working on a new hour. So it's been really
• 1:38:06
  fun to get reps.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: How long have you been doing sets now?
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: Not long.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: Because last time I talked to you.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: So like a month.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Do you want to do a set Tuesday or Wednesday?
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: I leave. I go back to L.A. I got this
• 1:38:17
  thing I have to go fly out for to announce.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, what are you doing?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 3: Can you tell anybody? I don't think I can yet.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: Not yet? Oh, tell me.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, tell me.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: I won't tell anybody.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 2: No one will hear.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: But when I come back I'd love to.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 2: Are you going to do a season three?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That will be up to them, I guess.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: See how it does? Yeah, see how it does.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: It's so fucking fun to do.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: Such a good show, dude. It's such a perfect show
• 1:38:40
  for you because it's so obvious that it's your imagination
• 1:38:44
  because no one would think of these fucking things.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: The one... I don't want to give it away.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, you can. You can.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: The one where it's the girl that you knew for
• 1:38:54
  a long time and then.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Floriana. And you want to let her in the car?
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That felt like real life.
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: You know? I was saying to myself, why doesn't he
• 1:39:11
  just open the door and get out?
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Well, it was more fun to.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: See horrible things happen to her. And it fucking– I
• 1:39:22
  would say this because it's not a credit to me,
• 1:39:24
  but I always wanted to emphasize how I wanted it
• 1:39:26
  to look. And my DP, Nico Wiesnett, is brilliant. So
• 1:39:30
  everything looks like a fucking movie.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 3: Like the Slave one looks like an Oscar-winning film.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: It really does.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: It's so ridiculous. It's so crazy.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 3: I don't want to give that away either, but it's
• 1:39:42
  so ridiculous. Yeah, it's crazy. It's really crazy.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: It's so fun.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they just let us have fun. It's like– it's
• 1:39:48
  such a different– you know, experience than what I'm used
• 1:39:52
  to and what you're used to with stand-up, which is
• 1:39:55
  such a solo endeavor. But to have a team, you know,
• 1:39:59
  from the writer's room to actually getting into production of, like,
• 1:40:02
  everybody collaborating, it's such a fun thing.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: It's also so irreverent. I don't think you could do
• 1:40:08
  it anywhere but Netflix. I don't think anybody would allow
• 1:40:10
  you to.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: I don't think so either. They really are, you know,
• 1:40:14
  for all the shit that people justifiably talk about, like,
• 1:40:20
  studios and execs and stuff. For this show, I've never
• 1:40:23
  had an experience like it where they're just like, go
• 1:40:26
  for it.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: No, they let you just do whatever you want.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: It's... Look, they're the best at that.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, think about the amount... I mean, they get
• 1:40:34
  a lot of criticism about some of the content. Sure.
• 1:40:37
  But it's really... The idea is they'll let anything in there.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: They let anything.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: It's good. Yeah. Like, you're not going to agree with
• 1:40:43
  all of it. Of course. Some of it, you're going
• 1:40:44
  to think it's far left content or some of... But
• 1:40:48
  the thing is, They're not ideologically captured. It's not like
• 1:40:52
  they only allow woke content.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: Not at all.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: They'll let you go ham.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: Not at all. Yeah, they let you push it.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody else would do it.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think so either. I don't think so either.
• 1:41:02
  They were the first people I showed it to, and
• 1:41:04
  thankfully they said yes. But I think it would have
• 1:41:07
  been shut down after that.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no chance. Just the first scene in the
• 1:41:15
  first episode. Where you take the pill, the Kevin Nealon one?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin Nealon.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: Just that. There's not a fucking chance in hell. Yeah.
• 1:41:23
  The things that you're doing, there's no– no.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: We have one you haven't seen later with Jesus that
• 1:41:29
  I don't think could fly other places with Johnny Pemberton
• 1:41:33
  in it.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: He's amazing.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: Great cast. Great people came in. Kirk Fox did one.
• 1:41:39
  Frankie Quinones did one.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Odette Annabelle did one. I'm leaving people out. Martha Kelly,
• 1:41:45
  there's a great cast and they all signed up for it.
• 1:41:48
  We had people, by the way, we had a couple,
• 1:41:52
  one time the casting director sat me down and was like, hey,
• 1:41:56
  just so you know, I sent out submissions for this
• 1:41:59
  one you did and all the agents called me today
• 1:42:02
  said I would never put an actor in a position
• 1:42:04
  to do something like this. And then one actor called
• 1:42:10
  one of the people on our staff And was like,
• 1:42:12
  you can't make this one. They're like, this is wrong.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: An actor.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 3: An actor. This is dangerous to put out in the world.
• 1:42:21
  And we were like, what? She was that offended by it.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: But she wasn't in it.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 3: No, but she had been offered a part. So she
• 1:42:28
  was like, I read what you offered me. And I'm
• 1:42:31
  so offended. I was like, okay. Yeah. She really was like,
• 1:42:35
  I'm going to call people and I hope you guys
• 1:42:38
  don't make this.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: Isn't it amazing that she's an activist?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, clearly wasn't also understanding the tone.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: Was it the girl from Snow White?
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: I heard she's a handful.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: Seems like it. Yeah. Seems like she cost that movie
• 1:42:56
  a lot of money.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 3: Allegedly, yeah. And what that does to the rest of
• 1:43:02
  her career?
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, she's fucked.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's, especially in this, because that was, like, at
• 1:43:06
  the tipping point of woke being, like, we had woke fatigue.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: And then she didn't, wasn't the whole thing that she
• 1:43:11
  didn't even want to promote? Which is, like, that's the whole,
• 1:43:13
  that's half the gig, man. Promoting your thing is half
• 1:43:16
  the gig.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 2: Well, the problem is that when she would talk, she
• 1:43:20
  would say things that were so unappealing. Like, you're trying
• 1:43:23
  to sell a movie. People want to like you. You're
• 1:43:25
  Snow White. You can't be, like. Chastising people.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: Whatever you're doing. Scolding people. Yeah.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: Lecturing them.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 2: You're a kid.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: Be like, thanks for the gig.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: It was amazing. I had to play Snow White. But
• 1:43:41
  the whole thing was doomed anyway when they weren't going
• 1:43:43
  to use dwarves.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: They called them magical creatures instead of dwarves. Isn't that
• 1:43:49
  the whole thing? The literal title of the story is
• 1:43:52
  Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: The dwarves all have names.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 3: So they all had to.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 2: That's the story. You don't want to make a story
• 1:43:59
  on the seven dwarves. You're going to have to make
• 1:44:01
  a new story.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: Is dwarf offensive though?
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: Yes. It is? To some. Some like little people. They
• 1:44:08
  don't like midget. They don't like dwarf.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 3: Well, midget I knew, but I thought dwarf was like
• 1:44:11
  the polite way to say it.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 2: Not anymore.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: The goalposts keep them moving.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: Keep it going.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: If you went into a coma and you woke up
• 1:44:19
  like three years later, you'd be so lost. You would
• 1:44:21
  be lost. It's what you can and can't say.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: That's why old people talk and you're like, whoa.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: Colored. They say colored. You're like, yo.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: People of color.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they would say that.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: Back in the 40s or whatever.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: Which is odd that colored is offensive, but people of
• 1:44:41
  color is not offensive.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: Like if you try to explain that to someone logically,
• 1:44:45
  they'd be like, what? Like if it was another language. Like, oh,
• 1:44:49
  you can't say it like that. You have to say
• 1:44:50
  it like this. He'd be like, what? Why? It's the
• 1:44:53
  same thing. I'm saying the same thing.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: People of color. Okay. What do I say again? People
• 1:44:58
  of color. Okay. Of color.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Then in South Africa, that is a term, you know?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: In South Africa, there's black, white, and colored.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: Those are the three.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: What's colored?
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: Anyone who's not black or white. So like.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: Like Chinese people?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: No, like if you're mixed or if you're. Indian, you know,
• 1:45:17
  then you're colored.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: How weird, man.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 3: So that's like the three.
• 1:45:25
  Boy. Broad terms.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: I remember I was in Canada once, and I said... Oh,
• 1:45:33
  my God. I don't remember if I said, like, native,
• 1:45:35
  and they were like, yo. And I was like, I
• 1:45:37
  can't say native. And they were like, that's kind of offensive.
• 1:45:40
  We don't say that.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: First peoples. Yeah.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: And that was the first time I had heard that
• 1:45:45
  Something that I thought I was saying with respect was disrespectful.
• 1:45:49
  I was like, really, native? They're like, yeah, hey, easy.
• 1:45:51
  Stop fucking saying it.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, that's crazy.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was in Vancouver.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: Well, Vancouver's super woke.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: Super woke.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: Didn't used to be. Was it not?
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 2: Nah. It was like weed. It was like a big
• 1:46:03
  weed place. It was a fun place.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: I had always loved going to Vancouver.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 2: Vancouver used to be the shit. I mean, I haven't
• 1:46:09
  been in a long time. The last time I was
• 1:46:11
  supposed to go, I had a big 420 show that
• 1:46:12
  was supposed to be there. In 2020. Like right after
• 1:46:17
  the pandemic. We were doing an arena up there and
• 1:46:19
  we had to shut it down. And then we rescheduled
• 1:46:22
  it and they had to shut it down again. And
• 1:46:24
  then things just got real weird up there and I'm like,
• 1:46:27
  I'm not going back.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm not going back.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: You haven't been there in Canada since?
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: No. And I've talked a lot of shit about Canada.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have talked a lot of shit.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: A lot of shit.
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: You talked a lot of shit about Trudeau.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of shit.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: He's out of power now. Yeah.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: Justifiably though. It's like What they did up there, they're
• 1:46:47
  doing some wild things and they just completely wrecked that
• 1:46:50
  country in terms of– they're moving closer and closer to
• 1:46:55
  communism in this really weird way. I know people want
• 1:46:58
  to push back against that but you have to understand
• 1:47:00
  that like they don't have– first of all, they don't
• 1:47:03
  have freedom of speech. They have hate speech laws. So
• 1:47:06
  they can move the goal– this was Jordan Peterson's argument
• 1:47:09
  about this when they were trying to impose– certain pronouns
• 1:47:13
  that he was supposed to use and certain things that
• 1:47:15
  you're supposed to say. And it's like, you can't force
• 1:47:17
  me to say things like you're, this is for speech.
• 1:47:20
  And this is, and the problem is they'll call things
• 1:47:23
  hate speech. And then if you use force, they'll force
• 1:47:27
  you to use that under the threat of law. And
• 1:47:29
  it's like, okay, well, what is, where does this go?
• 1:47:32
  What's it goes to? You're going to arrest people for
• 1:47:34
  not going along with 78 different pronouns or whatever the
• 1:47:38
  fuck they are. Are you going to, you're going to
• 1:47:39
  kick them out of their job? Like, do you understand
• 1:47:41
  that this is, Kind of crazy.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: And then this weird thing they're doing with MADE, OK,
• 1:47:48
  where they're doing assisted suicide. You know about all this?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: One in 20 people in Canada– make sure this is true.
• 1:47:58
  One in 20 people in Canada dies from assisted suicide.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: One in 20?
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: One in 20. There's an actual business now that's involved
• 1:48:07
  in MADE. Assisted suicide.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: Is that government sanctioned?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: Government sanctioned.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: It's a program.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: And they killed a guy who had seasonal depression. Look
• 1:48:19
  at this. at this. 5.1% of all deaths in the country.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: Holy fuck.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: Medically assisted dying. That's what it's called. That's MAID. Officially
• 1:48:29
  known as medical assistance in dying. Between 2016 and the
• 1:48:32
  end of 2024 there were 76,475 recorded MAID deaths.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: You can just sign up? Just be like, I want this?
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like this. 2024 alone, there were 16,499 made provisions.
• 1:48:48
  5% of all deaths, 5.1% of all deaths in the country.
• 1:48:52
  How nuts is that? That's nuts. Find the one guy
• 1:48:56
  that they killed that had seasonal depression. And the family
• 1:49:00
  was like, what the fuck?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: He just walks into a place?
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: You can just sign up. You sign up for it.
• 1:49:05
  I don't want to live anymore. I'm depressed. I'm depressed.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: Canadian man, 26, with seasonal depression, euthanized despite no terminal illness.
• 1:49:17
  Look at that guy. Oh, that was recent. He just
• 1:49:18
  needs friends.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Guy needs a hug.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: 26-year-old Canadian man who had seasonal depression has been euthanized
• 1:49:25
  by a notorious doctor who is personally responsible for ending
• 1:49:28
  the lives of over 400 of her patients.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: What a psycho.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: This fucking Uday is back.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: That's so crazy.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, so he had other issues. So Keanu Vuffian, I
• 1:49:45
  don't know how to say his last name, also had
• 1:49:48
  partial vision loss and lived with type 1 diabetes. He
• 1:49:52
  faced mental health struggles, which often became worse in the
• 1:49:55
  winter as a result of a car accident when he
• 1:49:57
  was 17. After losing vision in one of his eyes
• 1:50:00
  in 2022, he became obsessed with ending his life by
• 1:50:04
  assisted dying.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 3: That's really fucking sad, man. God damn.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just not happy. Instead of people saying, let's
• 1:50:13
  figure out a way to make you happy.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: We're going to put you down.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: We're going to just put you down. And then there's
• 1:50:20
  money in it, which is weird. It's weird where there's
• 1:50:23
  money gets exchanged. People make a living doing it. People,
• 1:50:27
  the government pays for it. There's profit involved in killing people.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: In killing people. Yeah.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 2: They're killing old people that just don't want to do
• 1:50:35
  it anymore. I'm having a hard time, matey. Oh, step
• 1:50:38
  into the chamber. I don't know what they do to them.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: I wonder if family knew beforehand or they just get
• 1:50:47
  a notification. Hey, we put them down.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: If you're a grown adult, I wonder if the family
• 1:50:52
  even gets informed if you don't want them to be.
• 1:50:54
  What is the way they do it? Is it a
• 1:50:57
  lethal injection? What if you're like, I want to be beheaded?
• 1:51:03
  I want to go guillotine style.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: I want to have my tongue ripped out by pliers first.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, I read this crazy story about this guy. who
• 1:51:10
  set up a guillotine over his bed, and he timed
• 1:51:17
  it for when he was asleep. So he timed it
• 1:51:20
  for 3 a.m., and so he went to sleep, and
• 1:51:23
  then his father heard this loud bang in the middle
• 1:51:28
  of the night and thought that maybe he fell down
• 1:51:30
  or something fell over. And the son had literally rigged
• 1:51:34
  a guillotine with a timer, in his house. And at
• 1:51:38
  3 a.m., it hit the switch, and this giant fucking
• 1:51:41
  blade lops off his head.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: A really cool thing to do to your parents, man.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: Bro, you must have hated his dad.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: Hey, fuckhead. All that shitty things you said to me,
• 1:51:53
  and all the fucked up way you raised me. Yeah,
• 1:51:56
  see if you can find that story. Holy. Who knows
• 1:51:58
  what's real, but I think it's real. Guillotine death was suicide.
• 1:52:03
  Builder Boyd Taylor spent several weeks constructing... the complex device
• 1:52:08
  at the home he shared with his father in the
• 1:52:10
  village of Milburn near Moorpath. Where is that? Is that England?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 3: Bro, several weeks. This is super methodical.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. The general hospital recorded a verdict of suicide
• 1:52:22
  on Thursday. The hearing was told that the complicated mechanism
• 1:52:26
  was primed to switch itself on at 3.30 GMT and
• 1:52:30
  cause a blade to fall on Mr. Taylor's neck. In
• 1:52:33
  a written statement, Read out by Southeast North Humberland coroner
• 1:52:39
  Eric Armstrong, Robert Taylor said he knew his son had
• 1:52:42
  been working on something in his bedroom for several weeks.
• 1:52:45
  Jesus Christ. He was woken by a rumbling noise, which
• 1:52:49
  he thought was the chimney had fallen off the roof.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 2: That's his head. Father and son worked together in the
• 1:52:56
  family building company, but boy, Taylor has been off over
• 1:52:59
  Christmas saying he wanted to stay at home.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: Fuck. I respect the... Like the message so much.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: Like the fuck you of it all to his dad.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: This is my favorite part. He said Mr. Taylor's death
• 1:53:11
  was not a spur of the moment decision. No shit. Duh.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: Fucking crazy, man. That's the crazy thing about people that
• 1:53:19
  want to kill themselves. Oftentimes they don't tell anybody. And
• 1:53:24
  no one knows until it happens.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: And they're like, imagine if you're his dad and you're like,
• 1:53:29
  I should have fucking checked his bedroom.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe I could have hugged him. I heard him hammering.
• 1:53:34
  Maybe I could have gotten him some MDMA. Maybe I
• 1:53:37
  could have done something to snap him out of it.
• 1:53:40
  I thought he was just making a cool cabinet. Yeah.
• 1:53:42
  And wanted to respect his privacy.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: But maybe his dad doesn't think like that.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe his dad's like, that faggot, he's out there sucking
• 1:53:49
  cocks and he gets sad. Fuck him. I don't know.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know why I had that accent in the
• 1:53:54
  wrong country.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, to want to do that and have
• 1:53:59
  your dad find it. Bro, that's dark. That's really dark.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't like your dad, for sure.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: Or you don't care. You don't give a fuck about anybody.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: You still working on that thing? Yeah. Okay.
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a cabinet. Leave me the fuck alone, Dad. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, son.
• 1:54:13
  Did you feel like fishing, maybe, sometime?
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 1: No. Maybe.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 2: Not now.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 3: Maybe in the spring. Yeah.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe after 3.30 a.m. tomorrow. What?
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: It's a weird time.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: Fuck, man.
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, it's set, timed, and rigged. Also, he
• 1:54:29
  wanted to impress people.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: Like, wow.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 2: Respect.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: Respect.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 2: Like, this guy fucking playing.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: His level of dedication to this plan is pretty incredible.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, he set it above his fucking neck while
• 1:54:40
  he was sleeping.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: How do you fall asleep?
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: Right there.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. Good night.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 4: Ding.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 3: Ka-chunk. And he had like a test run for sure.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, for sure. 100%. Oh, the inquest at Mass Path
• 1:54:57
  General Hospital, Ashington, was told yesterday that the younger man
• 1:55:01
  had weighted the blade with a paving slab wired to
• 1:55:05
  plywood wedged into a wooden block at the foot of
• 1:55:09
  his bed. An electric jigsaw was plugged into a timer switch.
• 1:55:13
  The saw cut the wood, releasing the wire holding the blade.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: Wow. He took 12 sleeping pills, bro.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: That might have killed him anyway, right? Yeah, maybe. Took
• 1:55:25
  12 sleeping pills before laying under the guillotine, knowing that
• 1:55:27
  the sedatives were so strong that his position in the
• 1:55:29
  bed would not alter as he slept.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: Wow. Fuck.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 2: His father heard the jigsaw in action and thought the
• 1:55:37
  chimney had collapsed, but returned to the bed when all
• 1:55:40
  felt quiet. Felt quiet. The mechanism cut power to the
• 1:55:44
  electric tool after it completed its tasks. Wow. He had
• 1:55:48
  it set to shut off after it completed its task.
• 1:55:52
  This guy is thorough.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 3: But, like, also his knowledge of being able to put
• 1:55:57
  that together, like, that's some engineering skill. Look at this.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 2: It says his son had never fully recovered from his
• 1:56:03
  parents' separation when he was 15. He had attempted suicide
• 1:56:06
  as a teenager.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: He's 36 now. He's 21 years later. Meanwhile, like, I
• 1:56:12
  think dad was a dick, dude.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah. Possibly.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 1: It also says they were partners in a small building
• 1:56:20
  Fermi ran with his father.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we said that earlier, I think.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's working on a carpentry project.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: Jeez.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 1: He was also at the father's house, correct?
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 1: He left work to go back.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 1: It seems like they were separated, but they definitely weren't.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: I thought they were living together.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 3: Dude, it said it's an eight-foot-high, three-foot-wide structure that he
• 1:56:42
  put in his room.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, has dad not noticed that?
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 1: It's in a cottage, so that means it's small, right?
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 1: He's just not paying attention.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Built an inner door to his bedroom. An
• 1:56:55
  inner door? Before putting together the eight-foot-high, three-foot-wide structure, housing
• 1:57:00
  a guillotine blade and devices to trigger its descent. Man.
• 1:57:05
  Probably one of the wildest ways to go.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: I've never heard anything like this.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 2: That guy doesn't need the Canadian government.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, I got this.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: I got this. I got this. I mean, there's some...
• 1:57:15
  some creative ways to do it, but that's probably the,
• 1:57:19
  they do find that to leave the discovery is also, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 2: And also just leave a mess. You got to clean
• 1:57:26
  that up. Is that what it, is that the thing
• 1:57:29
  that would have looked like?
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is an article about it and the
• 1:57:32
  picture is right below the paragraph.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 1: Talking about it.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: Why isn't it all covered in blood?
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 3: No, that's probably, I don't know.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 2: That's probably, that might not be a guillotine. Yeah. Yeah. Oh,
• 1:57:43
  my God, dude.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: I was trying to find pictures. He knew he was
• 1:57:45
  building something.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: And he made sure it was real high so that
• 1:57:49
  fucker had some good momentum.
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: Shaboom.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: Woo.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 2: A paving stone.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, dude.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: Bro. What a fucking psycho. 12 sleeping pills.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: I don't get it. Anyway. So you find your spot. Yeah.
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 2: Imagine the last thoughts in his mind. Like, see you
• 1:58:07
  in Valhalla.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, Dad.
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 2: I know there's certain states where you can go and
• 1:58:17
  whack yourself in America. Oregon's one of them.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 2: Because Michael Lair, you remember him from Kill Tony? He
• 1:58:23
  had ALS. Yes. Yes. He ended his life up there. Yeah.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 3: He was.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: At the door.
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 3: That level of suffering, though.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He actually went up there once and chickened out.
• 1:58:36
  Or didn't chicken out. Changed his mind, I should say.
• 1:58:37
  I wouldn't say chickened out. That's a terrible way to
• 1:58:40
  say it.
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 2: Went up there, changed his mind, came back, and did
• 1:58:44
  a couple more episodes of Kill Tony.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: And then went.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: And then went up and did it.
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 3: I met him a couple times.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: Funny dude, man.
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: Very funny.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 2: Very funny dude. Real bummer. Yeah. You know, it's like,
• 1:58:54
  I get that. I get when you're at that stage,
• 1:58:56
  but seasonal depression?
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 3: That's not, yeah.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: Settle down.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 3: There's that thing in Alaska. If you get seasonal depression
• 1:59:05
  and you kill someone, it's a lesser charge.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's so prevalent there.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 2: God damn. Be nice to people in the winter.
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was dark all day.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: Did you ever see that movie 30 Days of Night?
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 2: It's a vampire movie about Alaska.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 3: I saw the one with Pacino and Robin Williams that
• 1:59:27
  also is like an insomnia thing in Alaska.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that one is, no.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 3: Is it called that?
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 1: It's called Insomnia, yeah.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 3: And you feel it watching that movie. The performances and
• 1:59:41
  the way it's shot pull it out of you. You're like, fuck.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: You ever see that one where Robin Williams played the
• 1:59:46
  psycho guy that develops pictures?
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 2: 24-hour photo, I think it's called.
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 3: Was that Bobcat? Did he make that? He did a
• 1:59:55
  few with Robin Williams, I think.
• 1:59:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he made that. He might have.
• 1:59:59
  But that one was nuts.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 3: Robin Williams was so fucking good.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 2: So talented, man.
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 3: So talented.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: That he could be that funny and also that creepy.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 2: Like that he could really play like a real fucking
• 2:00:09
  psycho really well.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 6: One hour photo.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: One hour photo.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 3: That's it. Who made that one?
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 1: Robert.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, Mark Romanek. Romanek, sorry. Yeah, that was fucking super creepy.
• 2:00:18
  Super creepy.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: Super creepy.
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 2: This 30 Days and Night is a fun vampire movie.
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: Because they show up in Alaska during the time it's
• 2:00:27
  winter where it's night for 30 days in like northern Alaska.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: And they don't ever have to go to sleep in
• 2:00:33
  the day and they just fuck everybody up for like
• 2:00:35
  30 days.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. Yeah.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: Fun.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 3: I did Alaska in the opposite in the summer when
• 2:00:41
  it was sun never.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: That's weird too.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: Ari and I did that once. We did some shows
• 2:00:45
  and we went salmon fishing. And it was like bright
• 2:00:48
  out at 2 a.m.
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 2: Weird.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: It's weird, man. We got back to the hotel and
• 2:00:52
  like the sun's out. It's like midnight.
• 2:00:55
  Speaker 2: I know. You don't know what to do.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: Your body's so confused.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 3: It's a very confusing feeling.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 2: How do people sleep up there? With masks? They just
• 2:01:03
  put the eye masks on?
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone has like blackout windows and everything.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 3: Because I remember you're like, wait, it's not that late, right?
• 2:01:10
  And you're like, no, it's midnight right now.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: I wonder if crime goes down.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 3: In the summer months?
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I wonder. You know?
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 3: It has to.
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: You'd imagine, because I think people do more crime. Like, ooh,
• 2:01:23
  it's dark out.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: Go do crime.
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 3: And crime is also, isn't crime usually spike in places when.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: It's like heat waves? Probably. Yeah. They get hot and angry.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:34
  Speaker 3: You get more domestics for sure.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why you brought the seasonal depression thing when
• 2:01:39
  it's night out all the time.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 2: That's why people whack each other. Yeah. Makes sense.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 3: They get so fucking depressed. Yeah.
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, no vitamin D. Especially if you're not a vitamin person.
• 2:01:48
  You're not supplementing. Ugh.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 2: You have no vitamin D.
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 4: None. Yeah.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 2: That's what's fucked about like flu season. People are like, oh,
• 2:01:58
  flu season. Flu's coming around. Well, why do you think
• 2:02:01
  that is? It's because no one's outside because no one
• 2:02:03
  has any vitamin D. So everybody gets the flu.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 3: Is that why?
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's why. Why else would flu have a season?
• 2:02:11
  You can get flu in the summer. You can get
• 2:02:13
  flu anywhere. Why are so many.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 3: People getting it and spreading it? But your immune system
• 2:02:17
  is stronger.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: Immune system is destroyed. My doctor told me that. My
• 2:02:20
  doctor explained to me that when he was an internist
• 2:02:23
  in New York City, that he would test people in
• 2:02:26
  the middle of the winter and they would have undetectable
• 2:02:29
  levels of vitamin D in their system.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: It's crazy because some people just never go outside and
• 2:02:35
  they just– they're indoors all the time and they don't
• 2:02:38
  take any vitamins.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: Their system just breaks down.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: They're eating fucking sloppy joes and french fries. And you
• 2:02:45
  wonder why.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 3: You're like, I can't believe I got sick.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 2: I can't believe you're alive.
• 2:02:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what's fucked up about sunlight. Sunlight is actually
• 2:02:55
  a necessary part of being a human being. You actually
• 2:02:58
  need it for vitamin D.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 3: I have such a notable, I mean, dramatic difference in
• 2:03:05
  how much I got sick when I was fatter.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Versus, like, way different.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: Dramatic.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: I was getting sick, like, real sick, like, seven times
• 2:03:15
  a year.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 2: You've made, like, one of the most dramatic transformations of
• 2:03:21
  anybody that I know, other than Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll
• 2:03:25
  is nuts.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just saw him. He came to the 5K.
• 2:03:28
  He's down 300 pounds.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: I know. He was just at the club. He's practicing stand-up.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: Dude, he killed.
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 2:03:35
  Speaker 3: I mean– Dude, well.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: He's got good jokes. He's got some funny stories.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 3: He's a funny guy and he's comfortable with an audience.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: And just super likable.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: But it's like– And vulnerable.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 3: He's a vulnerable guy too.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And his transformation is even more crazy because he
• 2:03:50
  was at death's door. He was– like he couldn't even
• 2:03:53
  walk up a flight of stairs.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 3: It's amazing what he's done. It really is amazing.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 2: Incredible.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 3: And inspires a bunch of people too, which is awesome.
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: And he's not done.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 3: No.
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: Like he's still– Full steam ahead. Like, he's changed his
• 2:04:05
  whole lifestyle. It's like a full shift. And now it's
• 2:04:09
  all just about getting that skin cut off. Yeah. I'm like, ooh,
• 2:04:13
  that one hurts just thinking about it.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 3: I know. But I imagine how great he's going to
• 2:04:17
  feel after that. It's going to feel so good.
• 2:04:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. When it all heals up. You know, doing
• 2:04:23
  it the right way, though. Like, he's got to get, like,
• 2:04:25
  a hyperbaric chamber. You know, definitely take peptides. And, you know,
• 2:04:30
  it's just scary because, like, skin gets infected.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: Oof.
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: You know, infections are fucking terrifying. That's like the Uday
• 2:04:37
  Hussain thing. Horrible motherfucker.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: Dragging people through gravel and then dunking them in sewers.
• 2:04:43
  What a piece of shit that guy was.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: And you also had to have the thought of like,
• 2:04:48
  how can I make this worse?
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: You know, and someone's like, I don't know.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 2: How do I get these people infected?
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 3: Well, you could put them in like a bowl of shit.
• 2:04:54
  And he's like, let's do that.
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: Let's scratch them up a lot first.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 2: Let's drag them through gravel.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 3: So there's wounds.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. All over their body. And then dunk them in
• 2:05:02
  a sewer.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 3: You got it, boss.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 2: Infections are fucking scary, man. I know a lot of
• 2:05:09
  people that get skin infections because of jiu-jitsu. Oh, yeah.
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 3: That's a big thing.
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: Huge, huge thing. Mikey Musumichi just defended his UFC Brazilian
• 2:05:19
  jiu-jitsu title. Why can't I say that? UFC BJJ title.
• 2:05:23
  And got hospitalized right afterwards with staff.
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 3: Didn't Kyle Busch, the driver, he just died?
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 2: He died of sepsis, right?
• 2:05:32
  Speaker 3: But that's like a type of infection as well.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How did he get that?
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 1: I believe I already had pneumonia and then didn't treat
• 2:05:40
  it and kept racing and it got worse.
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 2: That's nuts.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 3: It's like 41, man.
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 2: That's nuts. It's fucking nuts, man. Crazy. Yeah, sepsis is crazy.
• 2:05:51
  One of my wife's friends from high school died of
• 2:05:53
  sepsis a few years back.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: My dad got sepsis in the hospital.
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 2: Ooh.
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 3: He had a bone marrow transplant and then got sepsis.
• 2:06:04
  Almost died.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 2: Oh, hospital infections are creepy, man, because like Joey Diaz,
• 2:06:11
  you know, he got his knee fixed and he said that,
• 2:06:13
  what does it say here? Timeline, Bush had been battling
• 2:06:16
  what he was originally believed to be a sinus cold
• 2:06:18
  for a couple weeks, even radioing his crew to have
• 2:06:21
  a doctor meet him after a race at Watkins Glen.
• 2:06:23
  Despite continuing to race and win less than a week
• 2:06:26
  before his death, his condition rapidly deteriorated. He collapsed and
• 2:06:30
  became unresponsive in a Chevrolet racing simulator in Concord, North Carolina.
• 2:06:34
  9-11 caller noted that he was coughing up blood and
• 2:06:37
  had shortness of breath. He was transported to a Charlotte
• 2:06:40
  area hospital where he died.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 3: That is insane.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 2: Fuck, man.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 3: That is so crazy, man.
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 2: But, you know, Hamzat Chamayev, the guy who was the
• 2:06:49
  middleweight champion before Sean Strickland just beat him.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 2: When he had COVID, he would not stop working out.
• 2:06:55
  who is training through COVID like bad, and he was
• 2:06:58
  hospitalized multiple times. And he took a photograph of his
• 2:07:02
  toilet where he'd coughed blood into his toilet and was saying,
• 2:07:06
  I'm retiring. I'm not fighting anymore. I'm retiring from MMA.
• 2:07:08
  And he posted– see if you can find the photograph
• 2:07:11
  on social media. He posted the photograph of his toilet
• 2:07:15
  with the blood in it. Yeah. It's told he may
• 2:07:19
  have cancer after coughing up blood in training. But it
• 2:07:23
  was– That was a while ago. Yeah, years ago. He
• 2:07:26
  wouldn't stop training. Like, he's such an animal that while
• 2:07:29
  he had COVID, he would not stop training.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 3: Now, that was a huge upset, right?
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: It was an upset.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 3: It was an upset.
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 2: I thought it could happen that way. I was actually saying, like,
• 2:07:38
  a lot of people, like, Ari was arguing with me
• 2:07:40
  on Protect Our Parks. He's like, you always say that
• 2:07:42
  when someone doesn't have the chance. You always hype it up. Like,
• 2:07:44
  I think Strickland can win this fight because Strickland is, like,
• 2:07:49
  He's scary because he doesn't go away. He's not going
• 2:07:52
  to get tired. He doesn't go away. He's tough as shit.
• 2:07:54
  He was abused when he was young, so he's angry. Like,
• 2:07:57
  he's dangerous, and he's super skillful. Very hard to hit.
• 2:08:02
  And he fought and won with a blown-out shoulder.
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's crazy.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: He fucked his shoulder up, like, the week of the fight. Like,
• 2:08:10
  did something bad. He's coming and getting some stem cells
• 2:08:13
  that weighs too well. He fucked it up. He doesn't
• 2:08:17
  even know what it was, but he couldn't use it right.
• 2:08:19
  I could tell when he was warming up before the
• 2:08:21
  fight started, he was doing this with his arm. Just
• 2:08:24
  doing this. He was warming up, doing this, and he
• 2:08:27
  kept doing this. And that's what you do when your
• 2:08:29
  arm hurts. If you hurt your shoulder, you're like, how
• 2:08:31
  bad does it hurt? Let me check real quick.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 3: And that's how he went into a fight?
• 2:08:34
  Speaker 2: Went into a world title fight against the scariest guy
• 2:08:38
  in the division and beat him with one arm.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 3: I saw him It was like the day before, two
• 2:08:46
  days before something. He was like doing construction on his driveway. Yeah.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: Rides a motorcycle everywhere. World champion.
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He just went to that Misfits. No, what is
• 2:08:59
  it called? Aiden Ross's thing that he does. He does
• 2:09:02
  something called, what does he call it? Brand something or not?
• 2:09:06
  Brand risk. Brand risk. He has people fight. Ray J,
• 2:09:09
  the guy who did the porno with Kim Kardashian. Yes.
• 2:09:13
  He just got knocked the fuck out in an MMA fight.
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 3: Did you see the post-interview? Yeah. He was like, what
• 2:09:17
  the fuck, man? I thought we had a deal.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: That was weird. They made some sort of a deal, apparently.
• 2:09:24
  At least he was implying that the guy wasn't going
• 2:09:26
  to punch him in the face and knock him out.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 3: Well, the weird thing is, I feel like if you
• 2:09:29
  watch that again, the punch, none of it's like, you're
• 2:09:33
  not watching pros, obviously. None of it seems like, it
• 2:09:35
  just seems kind of wild. And as he sees him stunned,
• 2:09:39
  he doesn't do what most people do. when you stun somebody,
• 2:09:42
  which is follow-up, he's kind of like, oh, shit. Kind
• 2:09:46
  of the body language lends itself to that theory. He
• 2:09:50
  just was like, uh, uh.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: And he's laughing, but he's also celebrating. He's like, ah,
• 2:09:55
  fuck it. I knocked him out. Look how out of
• 2:09:58
  shape Ray J is, too. That's a crazy thing to
• 2:10:01
  be accepting a fight when you're that out of shape.
• 2:10:04
  Super Hot Fire. That's his name, Super Hot Fire.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 3: But see, he's just like.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: Well, both guys look like they didn't know what they
• 2:10:13
  were doing. But he hit him with one shot, and
• 2:10:15
  that was all it took. That's crazy. So they must
• 2:10:19
  have made some sort of a deal where they weren't
• 2:10:21
  going to hurt each other, and they were going to
• 2:10:22
  do it for money. I wonder how much he paid them.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 3: That's so weird.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: Someone asked during the press conference they had, which I
• 2:10:30
  thought was true. Ray J said like a month or
• 2:10:31
  two ago he was dying of some heart disease or
• 2:10:35
  something really bad. And they're like, you're fighting? He's like, yeah,
• 2:10:37
  I'm going in here to die.
• 2:10:38
  Speaker 3: You saw the Cam Newton thing, right?
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: Cam Newton?
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 3: With Ray J?
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 6: No.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the best clip of the year on the internet.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 3: When Cam's like, are you gay? You haven't seen that?
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's the best.
• 2:10:50
  Speaker 2: On Cam's podcast?
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's the best.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 1: No.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 3: I can't do it justice. It's the best thing I've
• 2:10:55
  ever seen. And part of what's so great is that
• 2:10:59
  you know this. I know this from conducting interviews. There's
• 2:11:03
  a certain point in an interview that you're having with someone.
• 2:11:07
  Where if they start saying something, the best thing you
• 2:11:09
  can do is shut the fuck up.
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:11:12
  Speaker 3: Like you can just go.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 2: Give him some air.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 3: And Cam just goes. Like where does Cam. Cam is
• 2:11:19
  80% of the comedy. But it is the best. The
• 2:11:23
  full clip is just incredible.
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 3: Is that the whole thing?
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 1: I hope so. It's at least over a minute.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 2: Oh. You asked me that last time.
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 6: So I listen to like Biggie Smalls.
• 2:11:35
  Speaker 2: You like Biggie?
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 6: Are you a fan of Biggie?
• 2:11:37
  Speaker 4: Can you just answer my question?
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 3: I'm giving you an.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 2: Analogy to it.
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 6: There's something to it.
• 2:11:42
  Speaker 4: Can you answer yes or no and then go into that?
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 6: Shout out to the gay agency.
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 6: What does it matter if I'm gay or not?
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. I'm just asking a question.
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 7: People like people. When they leave here, we're all together.
• 2:12:03
  When you leave and it's done and it's a wrap
• 2:12:06
  for the day. Everybody's going to do something. Everybody's going
• 2:12:11
  to go to their respective places. Some people are going
• 2:12:13
  to go home, and I hate to say this, but
• 2:12:15
  it's going to be grimy, but I'm sure there's people
• 2:12:18
  that go home, they got a dog.
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 6: Their favorite dog. They stop by the store, grab some
• 2:12:26
  peanut butter.
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 4: Billy Ray, how old are you?
• 2:12:30
  Speaker 3: I'm 45.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 4: You're 45 years old. In 45 years of living, have
• 2:12:35
  you ever been with a man?
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 3: It's not the full version.
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it cuts off.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 3: It cut off the best part.
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 3: That's all right, man.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 2: Try to find the full version. It's so fantastic.
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 1: Well, it's a three-hour podcast.
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe the 412 one is it?
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 2: Or maybe this.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 3: What is this? How long is this one? Let me see.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 2: This might be talking about having sex with women, though.
• 2:13:02
  He said he's had sex with 11,500 women. It was
• 2:13:03
  a massive parade. You're talking about.
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 4: Different partners.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 2: What?
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 6: So we did a celebration. Booby trap.
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 4: I would scroll.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 3: Try to get to where we were.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 4: This could go for how many times you've had sex.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 6: No, no, no. These are 2,000 different people.
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 7: I want to be at 9,000. I can only fuck
• 2:13:28
  a thousand more bitches.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 6: I can't do any more.
• 2:13:32
  Speaker 4: The average of volume of different sex partners.
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 2: Some of my homegirls?
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 3: More.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 4: But I don't think... What's your body count?
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 3: No, this isn't it.
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 2: No, that's not it. This is just a body count thing.
• 2:13:47
  If you go.
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 4: Back to your search.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 3: 412.
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 2: There.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 3: That might be it. See that one? This might be it.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 2: Some people go home and put peanut butter on themselves.
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 3: It's so much better.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 2: Okay, just pass it past where we were.
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 6: So people like people.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is it.
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: Scoot ahead a little bit.
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 7: When they leave here, we're all together.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 2: It's like he's trying.
• 2:14:17
  Speaker 6: To grab some peanut butter.
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 3: Watch this. Right?
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 7: Go home, excited to see their dog. They put a
• 2:14:24
  bunch of peanut butter on their feet. Then the dog
• 2:14:27
  can lick it off. Some people even go further to
• 2:14:31
  watch TV on all fours. Slab a little peanut butter
• 2:14:35
  in the crack and enjoy themselves. And the dog is
• 2:14:38
  having a good time, right? I don't know what that is.
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 6: It's none of my business.
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 4: Have you ever did that?
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 6: Have you ever had a dog lick my ass with
• 2:14:47
  peanut butter in it?
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 7: Um, but I'm familiar with it okay so Willie Ray
• 2:14:54
  I'm familiar with it because I caught somebody doing it.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 5: Willie Ray Willie Ray yes how old are you? I'm
• 2:15:06
  45 you're 45 years old in 45 years of living
• 2:15:10
  have you ever been with a man?
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 4: No you have not.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 6: You have not is now you're going into it.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 4: I'm just trying to confirm.
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't want to, but here's the thing.
• 2:15:27
  I sit on a gay agency board, pause. And I'm
• 2:15:31
  the only straight person on the board.
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 2: But again.
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 6: I have friends. Shout out to Tarod. Shout out to
• 2:15:37
  Dumpin' D. Shout out to Backshot.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: Dumpin' D? Backshot?
• 2:15:41
  Speaker 6: And everybody else that supports the Gagency.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 2: The Gagency? What is the Gagency?
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. He's on the board.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 6: It's not an agency. It's a Gagency.
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 6: All things LGBTQ plus IA. IA plus.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 6: It's just because I was already going in and then
• 2:15:56
  you looked up. Plus IA, but it's IA plus.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, cool. Okay, cool.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 6: I didn't want to have to ask this. But it's fair.
• 2:16:06
  Are you gay?
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 3: No, sir.
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. See?
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 4: And I've never experienced nobody getting licked. No.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 1: No.
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just.
• 2:16:17
  Speaker 6: But that's for older people. Older people do that.
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: Older people do that?
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 6: No, I'm thinking like, it's like 50, 55.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, older. Older people. Older people, they get their asshole
• 2:16:29
  licked by dogs. Keep going. I get it. Boy, he's insane.
• 2:16:34
  Speaker 3: Isn't that great?
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 2: What a character. You should have him on your mom's house.
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 3: I fucking would love to.
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 2: Have him explain what the post-fight speech was about.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 3: What was that about?
• 2:16:42
  Speaker 1: Is he also the one that had the products with
• 2:16:44
  the glasses?
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 2:16:45
  Speaker 1: He's invented some of the world's best products, too, Jonah,
• 2:16:47
  if you know about that.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking amazing, dude. It's amazing.
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 2: What is the post-fight speech? See if you can find that.
• 2:16:57
  Because he said something really crazy. The way he said
• 2:17:02
  it was like very strange talking about.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He was like getting interviewed and then he's like, yo, man,
• 2:17:07
  like literally he's like, I thought we weren't doing this.
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get anybody in trouble or anything,
• 2:17:12
  but I thought we had a deal.
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 3: Which seems like if people were placing bets on that,
• 2:17:16
  that's a, which they definitely were.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 2: They had to. People place bets on fucking everything.
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 3: There was another fight. Manziel fought too.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Right. People had to be placing bets.
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: A hundred percent. Absolutely.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's the way to get a visit from
• 2:17:29
  the FBI. I feel like, you know.
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: Well, it also seems like you're admitting to a crime,
• 2:17:33
  which is like maybe it's just because you got a concussion. Yeah, sure.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 3: I was just talking about it.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know what I was saying.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: I was talking crazy. I was trying to save face.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 3: I had peanut butter in my ass, and I just
• 2:17:42
  didn't know what I was saying.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 2: I was pretending that I didn't know.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 1: In the ring or this?
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 3: It was in the ring.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 1: There's a small part but they cut it out.
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was nuts.
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 2: It was a grand risk event.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 6: And now the internet thinks this whole thing Hold on.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 1: Don't talk to him. You don't deserve to talk to him.
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: You don't got a good ass haircut and he came
• 2:18:00
  here and got spun.
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 6: I thought we had a plan.
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 3: I thought we had a plan.
• 2:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's more to it though.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 1: This is not the best video to pull from.
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to find it. I think I have it here.
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 3: Imagine getting your ass whooped by Super Hot Fire.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 2: It's a great name.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 2: I got it, Jamie. Here, I'll send it to you.
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: Joe, who knocked you out?
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 2: Super Hot Fire.
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 3: That's pretty tight.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, what are you going to do? It
• 2:18:23
  is Super Hot Fire. Here, I'll send it to you.
• 2:18:26
  It's just bizarre the way he says it.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 2: It's like you are either... Making an excuse Or this
• 2:18:34
  is the dumbest criminal ever I got.
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 7: A plan I don't want to say too much Because
• 2:18:39
  I don't want to get nobody in trouble But damn
• 2:18:41
  my nigga Nigga we took a L tonight.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 2: We didn't take shit Your ass was over here I
• 2:18:49
  got to.
• 2:18:50
  Speaker 6: Talk to the nigga about Y'all talk backstage Super.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 4: Nigga We didn't think you was going to win So
• 2:18:59
  how y'all lost money Wow.
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 3: Yo. I mean, that seems real as shit, though.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: That seems very real.
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 3: That seems very real.
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 2: So they must have said, listen, I'm going to put
• 2:19:09
  a bunch of money on me to win. You have
• 2:19:12
  me win. And he just, look how much money we
• 2:19:14
  just lost. They were going to split the money.
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Some Pulp Fiction shit right there.
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, boy. We'll see.
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 3: Super Hot Fire is like, Super Hot Fire doesn't take
• 2:19:23
  no money.
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 2: Super Hot Fire gets killed in a drive-by. We know
• 2:19:26
  what's up.
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 2: Like now you can't even retaliate.
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 3: That's fucking nuts, dude.
• 2:19:29
  Speaker 2: I know. It's crazy that he admitted it publicly. It's
• 2:19:31
  like very strange.
• 2:19:32
  Speaker 3: Right in the moment?
• 2:19:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Very strange. Very strange that he would, I just,
• 2:19:37
  I mean, maybe he just got knocked out. Maybe he's
• 2:19:39
  never been knocked out before and he was just like confused.
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 2: And that's why he said it. But it seems like
• 2:19:46
  that was real.
• 2:19:47
  Speaker 3: That did seem very real.
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And super hot fire wasn't like, what the fuck
• 2:19:50
  are you talking about? He was like, you can't take
• 2:19:52
  a shot.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:19:56
  Speaker 3: He's like, do you know how much money we lost?
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 2: I wonder how much money. They'll know. Like, they'll know bets. Yeah. 100%.
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 3: And they'll also know, like, we got a few $ 200, 000
• 2:20:06
  bets that we should investigate.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, the UFC has had a real problem
• 2:20:10
  with that. Really? Oh, yeah. In what way? Well, they
• 2:20:13
  caught people. They caught suspicious betting. And then... Like the
• 2:20:19
  line changes like very quickly and there's a bunch of
• 2:20:22
  money being dumped on one fighter and then to lose
• 2:20:25
  in a very specific way like the first round and
• 2:20:27
  the fighter loses in the first round when they were
• 2:20:29
  the favorite. And then you find out that his coaches
• 2:20:32
  have been on him and other different people. So it
• 2:20:34
  looks like they dumped the fight.
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 2: Or maybe they went into the fight with a blown
• 2:20:38
  out knee and they knew it was blown out and
• 2:20:40
  they said, I'm just going to put a bunch of
• 2:20:41
  money on me to lose. And they go out and
• 2:20:44
  fight and lose. So the FBI is involved. And so
• 2:20:48
  there's a bunch of different fights that are being investigated. Oh, shit.
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. There was that crazy doc about that college
• 2:20:55
  basketball one from years ago that was just incredible. And
• 2:21:00
  the way that it all fell apart was they just
• 2:21:02
  got too greedy, you know, because they had a guy
• 2:21:04
  who I think he was the point guard, maybe at
• 2:21:06
  ASU or something. And once they had him, you know,
• 2:21:11
  like locked in on this, they just and they realized
• 2:21:15
  he really could swing it. how they wanted to, they
• 2:21:19
  started just betting crazy. And then, yeah, the FBI was
• 2:21:22
  looking at these betting lines and saying, like.
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 3: There's $ 2 million on this game from one person? Like,
• 2:21:27
  this is, they started to just get keyed in on it,
• 2:21:30
  and then the whole thing got exposed.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 2: It's kind of funny that people don't think they're going
• 2:21:35
  to get caught doing something like that.
• 2:21:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, especially at that, like, where you go, like, oh,
• 2:21:39
  just all the money can go in. It's like, yeah,
• 2:21:42
  it's too much, man. You know, you probably could have
• 2:21:44
  gotten away with 25 grand or whatever, you know, like
• 2:21:48
  something that doesn't really ring alarms. But if you start
• 2:21:50
  putting seven figures down, you don't think anyone's going to
• 2:21:53
  take a second look at that.
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 2: What are the rules? Like, what do you like? You
• 2:22:00
  can't dump a fight. But if you know someone's hurt,
• 2:22:04
  like say if I know someone's hurt and I'm like, oh,
• 2:22:08
  I know he's hurt. I'm going to put a bunch
• 2:22:09
  of money on him to lose. I wonder if that's legal.
• 2:22:13
  Is that insider trading?
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 3: I don't think it is. I also feel like it's different.
• 2:22:17
  Maybe I'm wrong if you are getting a bunch of
• 2:22:21
  people to do it versus you're doing it because you
• 2:22:24
  had– you know what I mean?
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 2: Because how could somebody– You can't be sure that he's
• 2:22:28
  not going to still try to win.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, it's like did you put a $ 5 million
• 2:22:32
  bet on it? Right.
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: Well, look at it this way. Imagine if I found
• 2:22:36
  out that Strickland hurt his shoulder that week and I'm like, oh,
• 2:22:38
  his shoulder is blown out. I'm putting all the money
• 2:22:40
  on Homsat and then I lost. DraftKings explicitly prohibits betting
• 2:22:45
  by insiders on sports or events where they have an
• 2:22:48
  unfair material or non-public advantage. This applies to athletes, coaches, referees,
• 2:22:54
  team personnel, and sportsbook employees using private information to gain
• 2:22:59
  a betting edge. But none of those people that they
• 2:23:01
  mentioned there, athletes, coaches, referees, team personnel, none of them
• 2:23:05
  is like your friends with a guy because you train
• 2:23:09
  at the same gym as them.
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 3: That's true. That's not a Also, this is saying that
• 2:23:13
  this private company can do this, but legally? Is this
• 2:23:15
  a legal thing?
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I was going to... When you brought
• 2:23:18
  up the $ 5 million bet, if they lose a big
• 2:23:20
  bet like that, you definitely got to assume they're going
• 2:23:22
  to look into, like, well, who the fuck was this?
• 2:23:24
  When did they make the bet? How many times have
• 2:23:27
  they done this? Did they get lucky one time?
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 2: Well, look at the Strickland fight. Like, if you... So
• 2:23:31
  he was training with Johnny Eblen, who's the middleweight champion
• 2:23:35
  of the PFL. Badass motherfucker. Beast wrestler. And that's how
• 2:23:39
  he hurt his shoulder. And so like if you were
• 2:23:41
  there during those training sessions and you're like, oh, he's hurt.
• 2:23:45
  I'm going to fucking sneak away and put some money
• 2:23:47
  on it. I wonder if that's legal.
• 2:23:48
  Speaker 3: I wonder if it is too.
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 2: Because first of all, you would have lost because Strickland
• 2:23:53
  wound up winning anyway.
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 3: Exploiting non-public information such as knowing a star player is
• 2:23:58
  injured before it is announced can lead to criminal charges.
• 2:24:01
  Individuals caught coordinating insider betting schemes have faced federal felony
• 2:24:05
  charges including wire fraud, bribery, and illegal gambling.
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but how's that bribery? I don't know. It depends
• 2:24:11
  on what the circumstances are. But if you were in
• 2:24:14
  that situation and you bet on Strickland to lose, and
• 2:24:18
  he actually did lose, and you knew, I wonder.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 4: I wonder.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: Because in that fight, he was the underdog anyway.
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 3: That is kind of interesting. What is the legal threshold
• 2:24:27
  for public information? Because that's really what we're talking about.
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 2: I think that's about fucking gambling in the stock market. Yeah, yeah. Oh,
• 2:24:36
  did you see that thing that I sent you, Jamie?
• 2:24:38
  Is that real?
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 1: Many things use that for statistics. That's things using percentages.
• 2:24:46
  There's a chart Joe sent me about the amount the
• 2:24:48
  S & P has gone up versus Republicans and Democrats,
• 2:24:50
  and it's a percentage thing. Democrats are up 900%. I
• 2:24:54
  think Republicans are up 600%, and the S & P
• 2:24:56
  is up 508%. Percentages don't tell you what you started
• 2:25:00
  with and what you ended with. You could have started
• 2:25:02
  with $ 100 billion, and you made $ 1 billion, and you
• 2:25:03
  made 1% versus someone who Made $ 1 million. It doesn't
• 2:25:09
  sound the same, but they're not relative.
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 2: Right. But when you look at the chart and you
• 2:25:15
  look at the difference between the Republicans and Democrats in
• 2:25:18
  terms of insider trading in Congress, they're all doing it.
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 3: They're all doing it.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 2: That's why they can do it.
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 2: Because they're all doing it. If it was only the Democrats,
• 2:25:26
  the Republicans would be like, what the fuck, bro?
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:25:29
  Speaker 2: But since they're all doing it, everybody's like, what?
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 2: Problem? There's no problem. I don't see nothing.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 1: Here's the chart. This is like an account that just
• 2:25:38
  takes data and makes charts out of it.
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's them doing better than the S & P.
• 2:25:44
  Speaker 1: But again, just using percentages is not a great way
• 2:25:47
  because somebody could say something went up 77% or went
• 2:25:50
  up 300%. It doesn't matter what you're talking about. It
• 2:25:52
  sounds like a lot, but it might not be relative
• 2:25:54
  to what the actual number was.
• 2:25:55
  Speaker 3: Well, that's really interesting that they're doing so well.
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 1: Well, this is also saying, like, people could just bet
• 2:26:03
  NVIDIA itself has gone up a shitload.
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 1: If you just put money in NVIDIA, you'd make a
• 2:26:07
  fuckload of money.
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 3: I'll say this. That's a tough thing to resist, to
• 2:26:11
  be sitting in Congress.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 2: And you know you're not going to get punished.
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 2: No one. I mean, a few people have been punished, right?
• 2:26:17
  We looked that up the other day. A few fucking blabbermouths, probably.
• 2:26:21
  Some outsider, some shithead that they were like, fuck him,
• 2:26:24
  throw him under the bus. Yeah. They probably had a
• 2:26:26
  few guys they threw under the bus.
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 3: And it's probably somebody that didn't have a portfolio.
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 2: Didn't Trump do a lot of stock purchases?
• 2:26:34
  Speaker 3: He's made a fortune. He's made a fortune in this term.
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 1: They made a settlement with the IRS. I think that's
• 2:26:39
  why a lot of it came out recently. But he
• 2:26:41
  can't be charged with anything.
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't be. The latest thing is that he
• 2:26:47
  and his kids and his company cannot be audited.
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 3: That is cool.
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: That's my settlement. What was the settlement? What was the
• 2:26:57
  IRS being sued for? What was the accusation?
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 3: It was for the leak, the leak of his tax returns.
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, so the IRS leaked his tax returns?
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said they were reckless.
• 2:27:12
  Speaker 1: Settlement of his $ 10 billion lawsuit.
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 2: 2018 leak of his tax returns to New York Times
• 2:27:18
  in the U.S. is forever barred and precluded from examining
• 2:27:22
  or prosecuting Trump, his sons and the Trump organization's current
• 2:27:26
  tax filings, according to one page document released Tuesday. That
• 2:27:30
  is so crazy. Imagine like somebody accused you of murder.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:27:33
  Speaker 2: And it turns out you weren't guilty of that murder.
• 2:27:36
  And then you sue them. You go, you can never
• 2:27:38
  prosecute me for murder again. And then you just go
• 2:27:41
  straight Uday Hussain.
• 2:27:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:27:43
  Speaker 3: And they're like, it's cool.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 2: It's fine. Oh, that's nuts.
• 2:27:46
  Speaker 3: Now, here's the only thing, the detail of that, is
• 2:27:50
  part of that settlement that says that, like the language,
• 2:27:54
  that they cannot be for their current tax filings. Does
• 2:27:57
  that mean, though, that in the future... future filings also
• 2:28:01
  fall under that immunity.
• 2:28:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, go back, go back, please. This is crazy. Like
• 2:28:06
  go back to the top of that right there under
• 2:28:08
  the sediment to resolve Trump's $ 10 billion lawsuit over the
• 2:28:11
  2018 link, uh, leak of his tax returns to the
• 2:28:14
  New York times. The U S is forever barred and precluded.
• 2:28:17
  But now look at the end. Um, that, uh, It
• 2:28:21
  was quietly added to the original establishment– original settlement establishing
• 2:28:26
  a $ 1. 8 billion fund to compensate people who Trump thinks
• 2:28:31
  were improperly investigated by the government.
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 1: It's the January 6th fund, I believe.
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 1: They're paying for all of their legal fees.
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 2: Whoa. Yeah. But 1.8? $ 8 billion is probably more than
• 2:28:42
  their legal fees, I would imagine.
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's also going to be for like, you know,
• 2:28:45
  I was... So do.
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 2: They get compensated?
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 3: They're all filing, you know, making claims.
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 2: Are they?
• 2:28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, a lot of them are making claims, yeah.
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 2: Well, here's what's fucked. For sure, there were government people
• 2:29:01
  that were rabble-rousers. There were people that were trying to
• 2:29:06
  get people to go into the Capitol. That's a fact.
• 2:29:10
  How many? They call them agent provocateurs. So there's people
• 2:29:14
  that your tax dollars pay that were trying to get
• 2:29:18
  people to commit crimes. We don't know how many. We
• 2:29:20
  don't know. And supposedly, no, they were just there to monitor. Really?
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 2:29:25
  Speaker 2: But we know that people have done that in the
• 2:29:27
  past where they've encouraged people to commit crimes. And we
• 2:29:30
  do know that there was some knowledge that this was
• 2:29:33
  going to happen and that they wanted it to happen.
• 2:29:36
  They wanted it to happen exactly that way. And they
• 2:29:39
  encourage people to do it so they can make it
• 2:29:40
  look like Donald Trump is a real threat and keep
• 2:29:43
  him from running for reelection again.
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 3: That didn't work out.
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 2: The whole thing is crazy. Like imagine that there are
• 2:29:50
  government employees with government tax dollars. They're being paid and
• 2:29:57
  they're being paid to encourage people to commit crimes they
• 2:29:59
  would have never committed without it. We know that's a fact.
• 2:30:03
  That's a real thing.
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 2: There's a guy in Dallas who was 19 years old.
• 2:30:08
  That they tricked into detonating a fake bomb. They radicalized him,
• 2:30:15
  gave him a cell phone, gave him a bomb.
• 2:30:16
  Speaker 3: Who did?
• 2:30:17
  Speaker 2: The feds? The feds.
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 6: Jesus.
• 2:30:19
  Speaker 2: They made him a jihadist. So he goes to detonate
• 2:30:23
  the bomb. It's not a real bomb anyway. And then
• 2:30:25
  lock him up in jail forever. They give him the bomb.
• 2:30:28
  They give him the cell phone to detonate the bomb.
• 2:30:30
  They talk him into doing it. The whole deal.
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 3: And there's not going to be any.
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 3: They're just like, that's done.
• 2:30:35
  Speaker 2: That's it. How about that lady in, what was it? Michigan?
• 2:30:39
  Which state was it where there was 14 people that
• 2:30:43
  were trying to kidnap her? It turns out 12 of
• 2:30:46
  them were FBI informants.
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 3: What the fuck? Really? Yes.
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 2: Yes. It was Michigan, right? What is that lady's name?
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 1: The Whitmer. Yeah.
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 2: Governor Whitmer.
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 2: So there's 14 people involved in this kidnapping plot. 12
• 2:31:01
  of them were FBI informants. So it was like a
• 2:31:04
  whole crew of FBI family.
• 2:31:08
  Speaker 3: With the goal of what?
• 2:31:09
  Speaker 2: Of arresting these two suckers, these two retards that think
• 2:31:14
  it's a good idea to play along with these dorks.
• 2:31:17
  And these guys were like, we thought we were just
• 2:31:19
  talking shit.
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 3: And now they're locked up.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 2: But, I mean, they spent money on this. It's like
• 2:31:29
  your tax dollars go to try to trick people into
• 2:31:32
  doing a crime that you know they're going to do
• 2:31:33
  and they're never going to be able to do because
• 2:31:35
  you're going to arrest them before they go to do it.
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 3: It sucks as a criminal to think that you have
• 2:31:38
  to really doubt who you're working with, you know?
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 2: Hard times.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 3: It's hard, man. I thought we were going to have
• 2:31:44
  some fun. Turns out you're a fucking snitch.
• 2:31:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe that could be an episode of next season.
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 3: It's a good one, yeah.
• 2:31:49
  Speaker 2: It's a good one. It's a fun one. That's actually
• 2:31:51
  a very good one. There's probably a lot of room
• 2:31:54
  for comedy in that.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 3: Tons.
• 2:31:56
  Speaker 2: It's just crazy because it's like they have to– this
• 2:32:00
  is the problem and it's not entirely– it is their
• 2:32:03
  fault that they did that. But it's not entirely their
• 2:32:06
  fault because they have to make arrests. You want another
• 2:32:08
  one or are you good? No, I'm good.
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 2:32:09
  Speaker 2: If you want to have a career, your career is
• 2:32:13
  dependent upon you making arrests.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 2: This is the stuff that I've worked with Josh Dubin
• 2:32:18
  with the wrongfully prosecuted and convicted people. One of the
• 2:32:22
  things you find out is that a lot of these
• 2:32:24
  prosecutors– What it is is they want to boost up
• 2:32:28
  their career by getting cases handled. They want to arrest people.
• 2:32:34
  They want those people to be convicted. That makes them
• 2:32:36
  look good. So they just fucking monkey around with the evidence.
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 3: This feels like a traffic cop meeting his quota.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:32:45
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 3: You didn't use your blinker.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing, man?
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 2: Dude, I had a guy pull me over and then
• 2:32:50
  he recognized me and let me go. But he pulled
• 2:32:52
  me over and said that I crossed the white line.
• 2:32:56
  And I was like, what? And he goes, he was,
• 2:32:59
  he followed me like the moment I left where I
• 2:33:02
  was at. He was on my ass like immediately. So
• 2:33:04
  I saw across the white, like, so he was, I
• 2:33:06
  was in my little loud BMW, my little E46. And it's,
• 2:33:09
  you know, probably like, look at this douchebag.
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 2: Like he's probably drunk.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:33:14
  Speaker 2: Thankfully I was completely sober, but he pulls me over
• 2:33:17
  and he's like, uh, I saw you cross the white
• 2:33:20
  line back there. I go, really? I go, okay. Okay.
• 2:33:23
  I go, I don't think I did. And he goes,
• 2:33:25
  Joe Rogan? And then they're like, oh, I'm just looking
• 2:33:27
  for drunks. I'm like, okay, well, I'm not drunk.
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 3: So he was just going to try to see if
• 2:33:31
  he were.
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 2: I think they have a quota. I think they have
• 2:33:34
  a quota. And I think they have to fucking make arrests.
• 2:33:37
  And maybe they pull you over and they realize you're
• 2:33:39
  not drunk. And so they just inconvenience you for five
• 2:33:41
  minutes and they'll let you go. I had one of those.
• 2:33:43
  I've had that happen before. I dropped my phone once
• 2:33:45
  when I was on the highway in L.A. And I
• 2:33:47
  reached down in between my legs to pick up my phone.
• 2:33:49
  And I must have moved to one. And all of
• 2:33:51
  a sudden, whoop, whoop. I'm like, okay. I got out.
• 2:33:53
  I got to do the whole thing and touch my nose,
• 2:33:56
  the whole deal.
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 3: This guy accused me of, the cop accused me of
• 2:33:59
  trying to ditch him, too. He was like, you tried
• 2:34:01
  to ditch me. And I was like, what? He goes,
• 2:34:02
  you took a right here. And I was like, that's
• 2:34:04
  because I'm going this way. Like, I made a right
• 2:34:06
  because I'm going this way. He's like, where are you going?
• 2:34:08
  I was like, I'm going to my mom's house.
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 2: He was like. Where she live?
• 2:34:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, up here, then a left. And
• 2:34:13
  he was like, all right. He's like.
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 3: He tried to get away.
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 2: One time, this guy in a truck didn't see me
• 2:34:20
  and totally turned into my lane. And I had to
• 2:34:23
  go into the... I mean, I was in a Tesla. Luckily,
• 2:34:27
  it was fast. So I avoided it and shot back
• 2:34:30
  into my lane ahead of him. But it was like,
• 2:34:31
  this guy came like inches away from hitting me. And
• 2:34:34
  I had to go into the opposite lane to pass him.
• 2:34:37
  And then I had... There was no one in the
• 2:34:39
  opposite lane. Yeah. I did it. And then all of
• 2:34:41
  a sudden, the lights come on. And he goes... I
• 2:34:44
  saw you pass that guy back there. And he goes,
• 2:34:47
  you smell like liquor. I go, I haven't drank a
• 2:34:50
  single drop of alcohol. He goes, you smell like liquor.
• 2:34:53
  I go, no, I don't. And he goes, Joe Rogan?
• 2:34:56
  I go, yeah. I go, what are you doing, man?
• 2:34:58
  I go, go look at your camera. You have a camera, right,
• 2:35:01
  on your car? I go, go look at what happened.
• 2:35:03
  And so he looks at it. I go, that guy
• 2:35:04
  almost fucking hit me. And he goes, oh, I just
• 2:35:06
  saw it. Yeah, he almost hit you. He goes, hey, man,
• 2:35:09
  I love the UFC.
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 3: I go, okay, cool.
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 2: But like, You didn't, you were pretending I was drunk.
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 2: You're pretending you smelled liquor.
• 2:35:16
  Speaker 3: Somebody else would have had a real hard time with that.
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 2: The, the, I smell liquor was infuriating. I'm like, come on, dude,
• 2:35:22
  I'm coming.
• 2:35:23
  Speaker 3: So upsetting.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:35:24
  Speaker 2: I think I was coming from like somewhere innocuous, like
• 2:35:28
  the gym or something. I was like, what do you,
• 2:35:29
  what the fuck is wrong with you?
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:35:31
  Speaker 2: You're saying you smell liquor. You definitely don't smell it.
• 2:35:33
  You just being an asshole.
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 2: But they have a quota. They have a fucking quota.
• 2:35:37
  It's like, imagine being them like, Hey Tom, haven't met
• 2:35:40
  your quota. What would they do if no one, if
• 2:35:44
  we all just said, hey, this quota thing is bullshit.
• 2:35:48
  Everybody for the next month, never speed. Always use your blinker.
• 2:35:52
  Stop at every stoplight.
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 3: They would come up with something else.
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 2: What the fuck would they do?
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they would come up with something. There would be
• 2:35:57
  a new, something would change in the law that would
• 2:36:00
  be illegal that people were doing.
• 2:36:01
  Speaker 2: But if no one's, so it's just speeding. Let's say speeding.
• 2:36:04
  If no one sped for a month, what the fuck
• 2:36:06
  would they do?
• 2:36:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, they would, they would. pinch people for something else.
• 2:36:11
  They just absolutely would.
• 2:36:12
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 3: Because it generates too much revenue.
• 2:36:15
  Speaker 2: But isn't that crazy to think that the cops, the
• 2:36:17
  serve and protect, they're supposed to be that. They're glorified
• 2:36:21
  revenue collectors.
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 3: When you see these police departments that they investigate for
• 2:36:27
  being super corrupt, the level of corruption in some of
• 2:36:30
  them is mind-blowing. There was even that chief, the chief
• 2:36:34
  that was, I think it was in Jersey, that was
• 2:36:37
  just tormenting The entire department. He'd shave his back on
• 2:36:42
  people's desk, fucking stick a hypodermic needle in their leg,
• 2:36:46
  put Viagra in the coffee. He was just like fucking
• 2:36:48
  with everybody. Yeah, he was like tormenting people.
• 2:36:52
  Speaker 2: Where was that? In Jersey. Stuck a hypodermic needle in
• 2:36:56
  someone's leg? Yeah, dude.
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 3: He was fucking absolutely crazy.
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 2: Just because he had power.
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh. Yeah, he was going nuts.
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 2: What is it about people that have power over people
• 2:37:06
  where they just like eight out of ten times abuse it?
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know. That's all the dictator stuff I've been
• 2:37:11
  reading is like.
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 2: Why are you reading so much about dictators?
• 2:37:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know. The stories are just so wild. The
• 2:37:17
  Idi Amin thing was just– is so crazy. Again, like
• 2:37:21
  came from extreme poverty, neglected by his father, humiliated by
• 2:37:28
  the British, then joined– the battalion to work with the
• 2:37:34
  same people that humiliated him, came to power and then
• 2:37:36
  became a complete megalomaniac. I mean– and also you see–
• 2:37:41
  one thing you see in all these dictators is such
• 2:37:43
  extreme paranoia. Because when you operate in a place of
• 2:37:46
  wanting to instill fear, you feel fear.
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 2:37:50
  Speaker 3: So they're all super paranoid men.
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 2: I wonder if Uday was paranoid. Probably not.
• 2:37:55
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 2:37:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, he probably had so much power that he
• 2:37:59
  didn't have to be paranoid.
• 2:37:59
  Speaker 3: His pops is paranoid.
• 2:38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:38:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:38:02
  Speaker 3: His own son's going to kill him. The Kims, super paranoid.
• 2:38:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. All of them.
• 2:38:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, they have to be.
• 2:38:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Because you just... You're in such fear, and you
• 2:38:13
  just instill fear, and they're right, because people are turning
• 2:38:17
  on them. There's all these attempts on their life.
• 2:38:20
  Speaker 2: This is his.
• 2:38:21
  Speaker 1: Brother, Qusay.
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:38:25
  Speaker 2: Hours before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, Qusay withdrew approximately
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  $ 1 billion. In cash. In cash? In $ 100 bills.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, right here.
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  Speaker 1: $ 900 million in $ 100 bills, the equivalent of $ 100 million
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  in euros.
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  Speaker 2: Loaded them into three tractor trailers and left. So $ 100
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  million in euros and $ 900 million in $ 100 bills and
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  loaded in a tractor. Considered the largest bank heist in history.
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  Speaker 1: Got there at 4 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 3: Also, it says until 2011.
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  Speaker 2: Acting on personal orders from his dad.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But is that his money or anybody's money? It's their money.
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  Whoever's money it is.
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  Speaker 3: But, bro, what's the bank heist in 2011 that surpasses that?
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 2: I think that's the English one.
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Is that the one?
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  Speaker 1: It says $ 6 billion in Iraq missing but had been stolen. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: What's that one? Fuck. But this just makes sense, man.
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  It's like whenever there's a war, whenever there's chaos, there's
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  a bunch of people that are going to fucking steal
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  some money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Iraq wants its money back. Los Angeles Times says that
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  some of the officials in Baghdad have threatened to take
• 2:39:34
  the U.S. government to court to reclaim the missing loot.
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  Good luck. Good luck with that. They'll start bombing you again.
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  They'll find more weapons of mass destruction.
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  Speaker 1: It says it was U.S. taxpayer dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, of course. Of course. While they're looking for that,
• 2:39:49
  look for the $ 24 billion that they spent on the
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  homeless in California. Everywhere you look, there's people stealing money
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  in sneaky ways. Where do you think the billion that
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  he put into tractors ended up, though?
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  Speaker 3: I like how it just ends. He put it into tractors.
• 2:40:04
  End of story.
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 2: Right. Where did it go?
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 3: Where did that go? Because he was killed shortly thereafter. Right.
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 2: Where's that money?
• 2:40:11
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of fucking money.
• 2:40:12
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of cash. $ 12 billion in cash was
• 2:40:14
  flown into Iraq in 21 separate C-130 flights in May
• 2:40:18
  of 2004. Holy shit. That's why they like going to war.
• 2:40:23
  That's why these motherfuckers like going to war. Because for sure,
• 2:40:26
  you can get some of that.
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  Speaker 3: You got to rain cash, bro.
• 2:40:28
  Speaker 2: Some of that's yours.
• 2:40:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:40:30
  Speaker 2: If you and I are running some fucking defense contracting company, like, listen, Tommy,
• 2:40:34
  that yacht you got your eye on.
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Here it is.
• 2:40:37
  Speaker 2: Here it is, bro. Here it is.
• 2:40:38
  Speaker 3: Let's drop a few bombs. Let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: That's only $ 100 million.
• 2:40:40
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: That's a drop in the bucket for this operation.
• 2:40:44
  Speaker 1: That's a very similar claim.
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:40:45
  Speaker 2: Afghanistan's Taliban displays pallets of cash received for humanitarian aid. Yeah,
• 2:40:50
  they just give them cash. Yeah. They just give them cash.
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that. Bricks of it. Look at what
• 2:40:55
  it looks like.
• 2:40:55
  Speaker 1: $ 40 million in cash.
• 2:40:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, nothing. There you go.
• 2:40:58
  Speaker 3: Jesus.
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 2: This is what Tim Burchette was saying, that we give
• 2:41:01
  them that every month.
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why I found this article, this one here.
• 2:41:05
  Speaker 3: Look at that packaging, bro.
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we send that to them every month. American tax dollars.
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 3: And then we go, do the right thing.
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 2: And then we're like, we don't have any money to
• 2:41:13
  fix the streets. We don't have any money to pay teachers,
• 2:41:16
  but we have $ 40 million a month for the Taliban.
• 2:41:21
  Speaker 3: I wish you would talk to whoever's in charge of
• 2:41:23
  infrastructure in this city to fix some of these streets.
• 2:41:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not going to listen to me.
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 3: There's so many fucking potholes.
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 2: A lot of potholes, dude.
• 2:41:30
  Speaker 3: And just destroyed, even in residential areas. This street is
• 2:41:34
  fucked up, man.
• 2:41:35
  Speaker 2: I know. I wonder why they don't fix it.
• 2:41:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know either.
• 2:41:37
  Speaker 2: It's not like it's not money around here.
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit.
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:41:41
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe get Spencer Pratt if he loses in L.A.
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  to run for mayor of Austin.
• 2:41:45
  Speaker 3: Come to Austin, bro. We could use you.
• 2:41:47
  Speaker 2: Has he got a chance in L.A.? What do you think?
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 3: I think anyone's got a chance. I think if you
• 2:41:54
  put together a campaign that gets some excitement and people talking,
• 2:41:57
  you have a chance in L.A. I really do. Like
• 2:42:00
  that city, the people there are desperate. They're desperate. And
• 2:42:03
  also they live for entertainment. So entertain them a little.
• 2:42:06
  Speaker 2: Right. He's entertaining.
• 2:42:08
  Speaker 3: He's entertaining as shit.
• 2:42:09
  Speaker 2: You see one of the things he's doing, he's putting
• 2:42:10
  a stencil down the streets and power washing Spencer Pratt
• 2:42:14
  for mayor. into the dirty streets.
• 2:42:17
  Speaker 3: No, is he really?
• 2:42:18
  Speaker 2: So he's putting it on the sidewalk and the sidewalks
• 2:42:21
  are so disgusting that if you put the stencil down
• 2:42:23
  and power wash it, you could see it clearly.
• 2:42:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you think that that guy doesn't have
• 2:42:29
  a chance, I would remind you that our president is
• 2:42:31
  a reality show fucking host.
• 2:42:33
  Speaker 2: I think he's good. I think his ideas are good.
• 2:42:36
  I think Spencer– I've had him in here. He's got
• 2:42:38
  some good ideas. I mean– He definitely wants to stop
• 2:42:42
  all this fucking camps.
• 2:42:43
  Speaker 3: Who's he– he's running against the incumbent or how many
• 2:42:45
  people is he running against?
• 2:42:46
  Speaker 2: The incumbent and another woman.
• 2:42:48
  Speaker 3: But he's running as a Republican, which is a problem.
• 2:42:51
  Speaker 2: How's he polling? I don't know. Probably not well.
• 2:42:53
  Speaker 1: According to Kalshi, the trading market, he's in second place.
• 2:42:57
  Speaker 2: Behind her? Behind Karen Bass?
• 2:42:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:42:59
  Speaker 2: Imagine that. She burned down the entire Pacific Palisades by
• 2:43:02
  not having any water in the fucking hydrants, not having
• 2:43:04
  any water in the reservoirs. And they're like, yeah, but
• 2:43:07
  let's give her another chance.
• 2:43:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Crazy.
• 2:43:10
  Speaker 2: She was busy. She didn't have time to save all
• 2:43:13
  those houses. Aren't you glad you sold your house for
• 2:43:15
  it burnt to a crisp?
• 2:43:16
  Speaker 3: It's really crazy. I did a fundraiser show a couple
• 2:43:19
  weeks ago in Altadena.
• 2:43:21
  Speaker 2: Altadena is an even worse situation because those people don't
• 2:43:25
  have any money.
• 2:43:25
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:43:25
  Speaker 2: A lot of them are working-class families, lost everything.
• 2:43:28
  Speaker 3: I haven't been to my old street, but I saw
• 2:43:30
  a video. It just looks like a bomb went off.
• 2:43:34
  It was really crazy.
• 2:43:36
  Speaker 2: I'm glad we moved, too.
• 2:43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:43:39
  Speaker 2: I'm really glad you didn't lose your house.
• 2:43:41
  Speaker 3: Me, too, man. That would have just been... I really
• 2:43:44
  do feel for the people that did.
• 2:43:45
  Speaker 2: I know quite a few. I know quite a few.
• 2:43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do, too.
• 2:43:49
  Speaker 2: My good friend, Matt, he lost his place.
• 2:43:50
  Speaker 3: That's really sad.
• 2:43:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, dude, your show's awesome. Thank you. It's on
• 2:43:54
  Netflix right now. It's really, really fucking funny.
• 2:43:57
  Speaker 3: Thanks so much, man.
• 2:43:58
  Speaker 2: It's fucking just so preposterous and so irreverent. And again,
• 2:44:02
  shout out to Netflix for having the cajones. Yes.
• 2:44:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Netflix.
• 2:44:07
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 2:44:08
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for the opportunity.
• 2:44:09
  Speaker 2: For having the balls to do that show. Yeah. All right.
• 2:44:10
  Go watch it. I love you, buddy.
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 4: Love you, too.
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Bye, everybody.
• 2:44:14
  Speaker 3: See you.