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DLHS Hour 3 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty six edition and
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  Speaker 2: in case you in case you're going to be in Pittsburgh,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be there this Friday and Saturday, So come check
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  Speaker 2: me out at the Pittsburgh I prov or Funny Ball
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  Speaker 2: right Pittsburgh Front. I was, of course at the Baltimore
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  Speaker 2: Comedy Factor this week, and I got a chance to
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  Speaker 2: talk to me and Brandon from Baltimore here and I said,
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  Speaker 2: a panel, did you know that Baltimore has the largest
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  Speaker 2: free art festival in the country.
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know that either till either. And it was
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  Speaker 2: dope too. No, I didn't get the art. I was
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  Speaker 2: just a dude of the panel. They waylaid me and
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  Speaker 2: wait talked me into doing something about art.
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  Speaker 1: And I was on the phone with you talking and
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  Speaker 1: they came to pick me up.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I gotta get dope.
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  Speaker 1: They got me so mad.
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  Speaker 2: I think Amda Seals just says stuff just to say it.
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  Speaker 2: I think she does, but like she's like she's Gyan
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  Speaker 2: now shyan Brand. I mean, there seems to be this
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  Speaker 2: cadre of people who having aversion to people who actually
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  Speaker 2: have Like it was doctor doctor Fauci.
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  Speaker 1: They hated him because he had a degree. You were red.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to doctor Sammy, you're like the red list of
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  Speaker 2: doctor Umar. They only like the doctors that get their
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  Speaker 2: degree from the internet. And did you they do? But
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  Speaker 2: she said she was she was brilliant, which you, of course,
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  Speaker 2: I mean you could say that. But woman, a woman
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  Speaker 2: died of herself with the Asperger system. Wouldn't who self
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  Speaker 2: diagnose herself, wouldn't see the need for a doctor anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Even doctor Umoar can pull up degrees. Yeah, he can't
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  Speaker 1: put up it. It can't be.
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  Speaker 4: It didn't come from the school he bil. But she's
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  Speaker 4: been very clear lately to say I am not a doctor.
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  Speaker 4: What I am as a psychology expert and a life coach.
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  Speaker 4: She says, I do not have a clinical license. And
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  Speaker 4: she was like, and you don't need one anyway. You
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  Speaker 4: only need that if somebody's gonna file insurance. All of
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  Speaker 4: that is focus and not true. Is that that is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That is not true. You know everything, well, you.
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  Speaker 4: Can google it practice any kind of you know, if
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  Speaker 4: you have a medical office, or even if you're calling
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  Speaker 4: yourself a doctor of psychology, you have to have.
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  Speaker 5: A went to jail.
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  Speaker 3: He went to jail again.
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  Speaker 1: You know what about doctor Cebe.
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  Speaker 3: Who Well he's gone now, so what about r f K.
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  Speaker 3: He's he's over the whole department. But you don't call
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  Speaker 3: him doctor r f K either. What you call him
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  Speaker 3: as doctor death? Yes, as you call him.
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  Speaker 2: I just I think that there's these people and people
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  Speaker 2: love them.
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  Speaker 5: You could you don't even have to call yourself a
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  Speaker 5: doctor like Kevin Samuel's the one the doctor, but everybody
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  Speaker 5: went to him for advice. Yeah, you have who's on
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  Speaker 5: the internet that does a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 4: On social media who can tell you that they're a
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  Speaker 4: life coach and they can help you through this and
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  Speaker 4: help you through that.
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  Speaker 5: All right, now, just call yourself a life coach. You
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  Speaker 5: don't have to have a degree for that, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't.
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  Speaker 2: Don't people, you may not need a license, uh you know,
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  Speaker 2: a degree to call yourself a doctor. But you damn
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  Speaker 2: she'll need near Micael to say something. It's so stupid, Okyle,
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  Speaker 2: Can you turn on the Dominican's microphone?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, ask her life coach to.
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  Speaker 1: Yelling in a coconut doesn't cut it. Here is this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes people get really upset with the things I say,
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  Speaker 2: so we're gonna give them an opportunity to express themselfs
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  Speaker 2: without a segment called few dal Hughlely. So once you
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  Speaker 2: please welcome my f you deal hugely, corresponded little Niecy James,
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  Speaker 2: This is.
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  Speaker 6: Nasty, James huge correspond our first we comment it's your
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  Speaker 6: Facebook reader. Sixty five, says Dale. I thought the audiobook
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  Speaker 6: version of your new book. I enjoyed listening to you,
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  Speaker 6: but there's one problem your voice you show When I
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  Speaker 6: get an audio book, how into a smooth voice bread,
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  Speaker 6: a voice like James Jo Jones or the guard from Hollstak.
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  Speaker 6: But instead I also to your gravelly voice.
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  Speaker 7: How much do you smoke?
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  Speaker 8: But do you.
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  Speaker 1: Gurgle with razor blades?
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  Speaker 6: Next time, get someone with a nice voice to read
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  Speaker 6: your audio book. I'd have to listen to someone break
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  Speaker 6: their nails across the chalkboard to listen to your horrendous voice.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck kid, hugly our next.
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  Speaker 7: Fu dl hugely response comes from a d O Husley show.
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  Speaker 7: Listen there who sent a message to the act pH
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  Speaker 7: me seventy five says d O. I listen to your
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  Speaker 7: little radio show nearly every day. Admittedly you are very
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  Speaker 7: entertaining The problem is you think you know everything about anything.
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  Speaker 7: What are you the smartest uneducated middle school dropout the
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  Speaker 7: world has ever seen?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you, DL Hughly.
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  Speaker 7: Today's last fu dl Hughley response is a message from
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  Speaker 7: Facebook from another radio listener, Crunch forty five says, d O,
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  Speaker 7: how are you always giving us health takes? You're always
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  Speaker 7: saying don't eat nitrates, don't use antiperisp, watch your sugar
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  Speaker 7: and carbon, but you smoke and dry every day.
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  Speaker 8: If you like the fat doctor who tells.
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  Speaker 7: Me I need to lose weight you dl Hughgly. That's
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  Speaker 7: it for this week, James your fe do O Hughey corresponding,
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  Speaker 7: And until next week five.
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  Speaker 2: It's now time of the human Being of the week
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  Speaker 2: Jazzine Sanders. Somebody somewhere in this big, beautiful world.
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  Speaker 1: Is being a human?
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  Speaker 4: Who are they? I absolutely love this. This is doctor
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  Speaker 4: Pierre Johnson is real doctor's a board certified og ryan
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  Speaker 4: who's on the board exactly? And what he did was
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  Speaker 4: he saved a woman's life and the life of her
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  Speaker 4: baby by removing a twenty seven pound fibroid.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Wow. What's interesting is the fib was growing as
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  Speaker 1: she was pregnant.
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  Speaker 4: And they'll tell you that when you have fibroids and
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  Speaker 4: most black, not most, but a lot of black, that
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  Speaker 4: would do you know, it can cause you know, harm
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  Speaker 4: to you and to the baby. And no one would
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  Speaker 4: touch her except for this particular doctor. Now, they told
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  Speaker 4: her she was gonna have to you know, how do
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  Speaker 4: I say?
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  Speaker 1: Well, not just that, but she wasn't going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to have the baby.
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  Speaker 4: She was also going to have to have remove her users,
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  Speaker 4: like an entire hysterect of me, all the things.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, this doctor is like, no, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I could do it. It's gonna be difficult, but I
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  Speaker 1: could do it, and he did. And the thing that's real,
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  Speaker 1: that's when you got bored, when you were real that Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell.
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  Speaker 4: You why this is important because this actually happened to me,
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  Speaker 4: not the pregnancy part, but the fibroids, right, And what
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  Speaker 4: they wanted to do literally right. The only reason they
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  Speaker 4: didn't do it it was COVID and it was considered
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  Speaker 4: a non elective surgery. But what they wanted to do
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  Speaker 4: was give me a total hysterectomy. And I was nervous
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  Speaker 4: because I was like, that doesn't sound right. So I
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  Speaker 4: called my b that's the point of my story. I
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  Speaker 4: called my doctor in New York who was a black woman.
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  Speaker 4: She said, don't you let them touch you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: And it turns out I did not have to have that.
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  Speaker 4: They wanted to make some money.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. So there you go. So doctor Pierre.
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  Speaker 2: Personal, that's a personal moments. We've had seven of them
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  Speaker 2: in our whole time. And thank you for sharing that.
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  Speaker 1: So uh, she shut up. What I was just what
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? I was just saying, doctor Pierre
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  Speaker 1: Johnson is our human being of the week and we
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  Speaker 1: give him. So me and JUNI is we started a program.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't got nothing to do with.
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  Speaker 5: It's interesting from one is at the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: It's interesting.
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  Speaker 5: Then he's O B g yn. And his name is Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: It's just interesting about that.
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  Speaker 2: I know a his name Beaver. Her name is Bonnie Beaver.
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  Speaker 2: Look it up, you look, look look at look at us.
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  Speaker 1: Give her name is Bonnie Beaver.
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  Speaker 5: She was like a cartoon character.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a pornos dog. She'll take care. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: time for you know, with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 8: of ninety five. His publicist confirmed his death at his
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  Speaker 8: home in Woodstock, New York, following a long battle with
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  Speaker 8: pulmonary fibrosis. Over a six decade career. Mister Rollins performed
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  Speaker 8: alongside icons by Charlie Parker and Miles Davis, leaving an
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we're gonna keep on rolling on to deal
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  Speaker 1: It is the Dale Hugi Show.