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OUTRO: The Pug-San Melon Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You guys, really are you? Jace Jayce Yes Kezy.
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  Speaker 2: Fan of the Hadarky Big Show podcast. Make sure you
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  Speaker 2: check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their.
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  Speaker 3: Instagram at Hodaky Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Batching into them four to seven every weekday on Radio Hdarky.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate, o Enjie there.
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  Speaker 4: Cracking open a red ball the beginning of the end.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Jason has been up early filming the top secret project,
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  Speaker 1: so he's a bit tuckered. Is this one A that's
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  Speaker 1: sugar free?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's good, disgusting, Yeah, that's all right, No, it's
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  Speaker 4: not hit the moogie, that's quick. I'm looking forward to
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  Speaker 4: the weekend, fellas same, just because I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: be here, you know what I'm saying. Nice cup of coffee,
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  Speaker 4: froll Kezy over there.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you why I am mogie.
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  Speaker 3: We've had just shocking weekends because my wife and my
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  Speaker 3: child and myself for a little while there were sick.
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  Speaker 2: The high time. So we've had the most horrendously tedious.
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  Speaker 3: Weekend and then the Batch weekend. Well actually the Batch
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  Speaker 3: weekend followed three weekends in a row of illness. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and so you know we're looking we've got all these
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  Speaker 3: plans for the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to be great good.
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  Speaker 2: Susan lots of stuff to buy.
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  Speaker 3: Keysy, We're going to go and figure out what line
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  Speaker 3: are we want to put in our bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: That's why you've been putting fifty bucks into your car
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  Speaker 4: for guests.
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  Speaker 3: And vanities for the bathroom and showers we've got to
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  Speaker 3: get so we've brought a whole lot of plants. We
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  Speaker 3: need some stands. I want to get a Tiffany lamp.
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  Speaker 3: My wife's not into it. Incidentally, Pudson. He gave me
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  Speaker 3: a little tip of a place and because we go
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  Speaker 3: to sort of antique, sort of different shops rather than
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  Speaker 3: your normal retail, and he said, check this place out
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  Speaker 3: in Newmarket.
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  Speaker 2: So I went to their website today.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus expensive.
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  Speaker 2: What wages is he on? I think I know the
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  Speaker 2: joint hundreds of thousands. It was just like, what the
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  Speaker 2: this is outrageous?
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  Speaker 1: When he gets paid in yin is that what it is? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So for him it works, it comes out in the
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  Speaker 1: wash and it's all quite affordable. Right, Yeah, I've been
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  Speaker 1: to that place. It's really nice, yes, but shit it's expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah is that?
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  Speaker 3: But then it has really cheap, kind of shitty little
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  Speaker 3: things in it too.
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  Speaker 1: What's that about?
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  Speaker 3: But there was a suitcase moogie that he was selling
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  Speaker 3: seventeen hundred dollars and it would just looked like a
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  Speaker 3: brand new one.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's an old one.
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  Speaker 1: It leave the one with the straps.
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  Speaker 2: Well no, it was.
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  Speaker 3: Actually a sort of bizarre silver kind of it was like,
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  Speaker 3: what seventeen hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 1: But the thing is he must sell stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: or she he must. They must always sell stuff like
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  Speaker 1: that really, like you know, so.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good spot to be selling Parnell people, and
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  Speaker 4: you know there's a few.
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  Speaker 2: Bucks there, definitely, definitely for sure. Yeah yeah, but no,
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  Speaker 2: like you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking for of the week and it'll be good
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  Speaker 3: and hopefully if it's weather like this too.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've got a romantic dinner tomorrow night with my
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  Speaker 1: wife a fancy restaurant called Culprit.
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  Speaker 4: Are you're just going to complain about how much things
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  Speaker 4: cost the whole time? That's always a messive turned on?
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  Speaker 2: You got a voucher?
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  Speaker 1: What do you get when my wife got sacked?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Nice, I think I've been to Culprit.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah it was really good. It was good. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't just that. It was okay because is that
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  Speaker 1: just down here?
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  Speaker 2: Eh?
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  Speaker 1: I actually don't know. It's in town somewhere. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: a set menu.
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  Speaker 3: I went there with a good mate and dear, yes,
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  Speaker 3: it's a set menu and it's very key we yana too.
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  Speaker 3: They do sort of twists on classics, sort of Kiwi.
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  Speaker 1: And you Love Me.
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  Speaker 2: It was really good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's really good because it's one of those ones
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  Speaker 1: where it's like and Mike, it goes against everything I
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  Speaker 1: stand for. It's like fifty sixty dollars for a.
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  Speaker 2: Minute, she wasn't cheap and who wasn't. Oh the restaurant
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  Speaker 2: wasn't cheap, and.
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  Speaker 1: So I hate that because I'm not paying for it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: three sweet airs days?
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  Speaker 2: Will you make love after that?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Remember that?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you so tired? What's wrong? Did you have
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  Speaker 1: a bad sleep?
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  Speaker 4: Did I better than the night before? Better than the
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  Speaker 4: night before? Just bagged?
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  Speaker 2: I was saying to Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, because I've been having shockers for a day after day,
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  Speaker 3: I had a really early call this morning and I had.
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  Speaker 2: A great sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Well it.
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  Speaker 3: Was actually it was actually sex there. I had to
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  Speaker 3: be that they changed and you had a good sleep.
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  Speaker 3: I had a really good sleep.
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  Speaker 1: That's really weird.
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  Speaker 2: And I woke up, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know, because I got up at about five and I
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  Speaker 3: felt good. Right, There was no no sort of ah,
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  Speaker 3: it was like, yeah, I had some decent hours there.
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  Speaker 1: I always wake up way too early for those things.
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  Speaker 1: How did filming go?
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  Speaker 4: You know? Your lines?
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  Speaker 1: What were they?
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  Speaker 4: Again?
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  Speaker 2: Just in us?
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  Speaker 4: One line?
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  Speaker 3: I can't he went that way like that?
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  Speaker 2: Though, yeah I did. Oh god, he went that way?
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  Speaker 1: Surely that's not the line. Really he went that way?
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  Speaker 1: The riding is top not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so good.
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  Speaker 1: We've been at the pub all afternoon. Yeah, what's the occasion?
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  Speaker 2: Friday?
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  Speaker 4: Am? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Big Dilly one half of the Ummy Boys, it's his
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  Speaker 1: final day. Was in tinship?
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  Speaker 4: Are they not keeping them on? Now?
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  Speaker 1: He'll be staying around for a wee bit but until
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  Speaker 1: an actual job comes up, I guess. But he's covering
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  Speaker 1: the pants Man while he's away for five weeks, so
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  Speaker 1: plenty of you know.
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  Speaker 4: So he's not leaving for another five weeks. But you
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  Speaker 4: guys went on the past for three hours.
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  Speaker 1: But what it is is, when you finish your internship,
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  Speaker 1: you've got this whole assignment thing. You need a hand
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  Speaker 1: in and it's quite involved. However, he asked for an extension,
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  Speaker 1: so he hasn't actually done that yet.
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  Speaker 2: Did Pegs go along for the drinks?
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  Speaker 1: Pugs refused to come along for the first sort of
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half to two hours, and then popped
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  Speaker 1: by at the end had half a beer.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to say slearing when I came in today, Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then spilt aoli down his shirt and then we left.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say what even for me it
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  Speaker 2: was not what was it?
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  Speaker 4: Just your brain seduced it said.
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  Speaker 2: No, I rejected it before it came out of.
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  Speaker 1: My mouth, because last night before we left, Jason's mouth
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  Speaker 1: has filtered. It pretty much disappeared that the stuff you
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  Speaker 1: were saying, Remember the stuff was he saying about it's
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  Speaker 1: towards It was in the six o'clock hour. Then we
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  Speaker 1: were like, Jesus, I can't remember about you guys crushing
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  Speaker 1: your bulls together in the bath.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's all right. Of course, it is a surprise.
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  Speaker 4: I was surprised by that.
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  Speaker 3: I said it on the well, what else do you
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  Speaker 3: mean to do with them when you're in a bath together?
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  Speaker 3: It's the whole purpose of two men being in a
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  Speaker 3: bath together is to crush the bullets.
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  Speaker 1: That's so physically tough to do.
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  Speaker 2: My god, the whole.
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  Speaker 1: Archy Big Show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Because you said you did that when you hit that
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  Speaker 3: spar with doing Christ, shouldn't you my mate?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Three years ago?
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  Speaker 1: This is three years ago, very early doors in the show,
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  Speaker 1: Jason's still referencing to you.
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  Speaker 2: But was that more sort of sword fight scenario.
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  Speaker 1: That was me visiting a friend who had recently moved
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  Speaker 1: down there and married one of my relatives. And then
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  Speaker 1: as crushing our balls together.
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  Speaker 2: As a us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for people not finding out about the two crushing
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  Speaker 3: your balls together.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what's funny is pug Son is now
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  Speaker 1: online friends with that guy park Son hasn't doesn't realize
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  Speaker 1: that we've crushed our balls together, and I because we
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  Speaker 1: game together.
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  Speaker 2: And let me just tell you game.
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  Speaker 3: If you're if you're good, if you're doing a scissor.
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  Speaker 2: With Bloody no scissoring, it's called if you're scissoring.
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  Speaker 3: With pArg Son, your bulls are going to be crushed
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  Speaker 3: with his massive malons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's got massive so it's not just a massive piece,
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  Speaker 1: it's huge testicles as well, of course, of course keys
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  Speaker 1: of you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, seriously think rock melon wow? Yeah, yeah, not honey Jew. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it could be a honey Jew far out game.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a feeling Magie's gonna have one of those
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  Speaker 3: days where he shouts out random.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I've got to bring the energy somehow.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I read go smash it in. They're really good.
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  Speaker 4: I want to be able to watch the league eight
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  Speaker 4: o'clock tonight. I don't want to be for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: Is it eight o'clock in the Tigers must win a
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  Speaker 1: Warrior is by thirty. Yeah, but Mogi, if you had
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  Speaker 1: a red Bull now, then both you and Jace could
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  Speaker 1: be having panic attacks at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: On It been actually pretty good with the panic attacks lately.
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  Speaker 4: I think both you and I have come pretty good
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  Speaker 4: on that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I haven't had too many. Yeah, early on my
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  Speaker 2: standy four or five a day, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Only five a day. Yeah, got through stints. But it's
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  Speaker 4: been a little while, which is nice, nice little break
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  Speaker 4: from that. And is it when you really busy? Nah,
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  Speaker 4: there's no rym or reason to it, right. Yeah. When
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  Speaker 4: they first started, now, when they first started ten years ago.
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  Speaker 4: Was I'd never been happier, right, And I was on
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  Speaker 4: holiday right, And I think it was because I was
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  Speaker 4: so happy that my brain said, I'm going to give
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  Speaker 4: you something.
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  Speaker 1: To worry about, Yeah, something very much.
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  Speaker 4: I honestly think that's what it was, because I was
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  Speaker 4: so happy, like I just met the missus. I can't
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  Speaker 4: remember what was happening with work, but it must have
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  Speaker 4: been going good. And then yeah, and I I was
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  Speaker 4: so happy. I could have died happy. That's how happy
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  Speaker 4: I was. Yes, Wow, And said that to a mate
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  Speaker 4: like I was driving up to Auckland from Wellington, caught
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  Speaker 4: it with some mates and Leven I said, honestly, man,
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  Speaker 4: if anything happens to me on this drive, just know
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  Speaker 4: that I would die happy. That I picked the misses
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  Speaker 4: up from the airport and I had a fucking enormous
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  Speaker 4: panics which I'd never have experienced in my life. And
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  Speaker 4: then they went for four months, Yes, every single day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your brain telling you, oh, it's all going
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  Speaker 3: too good, brother, it's about time to fall apart.
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  Speaker 2: I got them in my twenties. That good time.
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  Speaker 3: Where's one that I ever had? What I told you
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  Speaker 3: about was the opening night of Viagra monologues. Standing on
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  Speaker 3: stage under the lights, full house, two hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 3: people there staring at me. I've got sixteen pages of
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  Speaker 3: script monologues to do, and I can't think of my
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  Speaker 3: first line. And my heart was hammering, full panic attack,
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  Speaker 3: to the point where I couldn't even see the crowd.
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  Speaker 1: So what did you do?
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  Speaker 2: And I felt like I was breathing through a straw.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get the lines out?
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  Speaker 2: I did?
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  Speaker 1: Was it funny?
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  Speaker 2: I was amazing? I was fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 4: In fact, you just blacked out, and when you came
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  Speaker 4: to it was a standing ovation. Peter called it longer
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  Speaker 4: was hanging you remember, you know Peter called it the
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  Speaker 4: reviewer no Ah, Well, he used.
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  Speaker 2: To review do all the review for the for the Herald,
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  Speaker 2: and he saw up here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he saw our comedy shows and saw me in
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  Speaker 3: a number of things. And for that particular thing, he said,
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  Speaker 3: and this, Jason Hoyt, boy, oh boy, what a talent
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  Speaker 3: is emerging here.
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  Speaker 4: And then what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Do you think I fell apart? My panic attacks took
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  Speaker 2: over my alcoholism.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, was there an element of you with
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  Speaker 1: your drinking where.
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  Speaker 4: You sort of the people that you admired as actors,
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  Speaker 4: an artist and things you knew them to be alcoholics,
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  Speaker 4: and so it was sort of a romanticism to it.
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I feel like they go hand in hand.
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  Speaker 1: There's certainly highly creative.
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  Speaker 2: People often that way inclined.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder why that is.
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  Speaker 3: And also, but to be fair, like the whole panic
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  Speaker 3: attack anxiety thing is society wide, but of course it
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  Speaker 3: is certain certainly prevalent in the art let me put
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  Speaker 3: it that way.
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  Speaker 1: And not apparently because it sounds stupid, but a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine who was going through it was saying and
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  Speaker 1: they because they were going through therapy sessions, and the
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  Speaker 1: therapist was saying that if you are a creative person
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  Speaker 1: who uses your creative brain for their work, when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to having depression and thinking and anxiety and thinking
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  Speaker 1: of the things that could possibly go wrong, you're so
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  Speaker 1: creative you can come up with the worst scenario.
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  Speaker 2: That's the story of my life.
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  Speaker 1: Whereas someone who's not very creative, Mike like you, you
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  Speaker 1: would be sweet.
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  Speaker 4: That's true. I think there's some truth on that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought that was really interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
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  Speaker 3: Poignant, poignant into the podcast, there and.
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  Speaker 1: The poignant special?
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  Speaker 4: Is this?
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  Speaker 1: Is this on YouTube? Pugs?
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  Speaker 2: Can we call this the melon Special?
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  Speaker 1: Pugson Massive Melon Special? Are you guys excited for that
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  Speaker 1: new promo we're going to do with Pugs and his
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  Speaker 1: massive Load?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I be aware of it, but yeah, I'm keen.
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  Speaker 1: We had a meeting about it on Wednesday ago. You
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  Speaker 1: were there, Oh that yeah, and we were like, it's
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  Speaker 1: called massive pug Soun's Massive load.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, get a load of Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, not keen on it. There's another
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  Speaker 1: one the other day too, which was.
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  Speaker 2: I just oh my god, what's going on in my
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  Speaker 2: brain at the moment?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Pugs is massive loaf?
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  Speaker 3: Yes it is, but and combined with the load and
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  Speaker 3: a Connie Ah good ship.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad this one's on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen to delete that, Pugs, Pugs.
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  Speaker 1: If this goes on YouTube, we're gonna be furious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know what the title will be, Podcaster
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  Speaker 3: loses the plot?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Hoducky seven weekdays? You get around it.
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  Speaker 2: Or don't, I don't really care.
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  Speaker 1: What's sweet of God