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Jockstrap Santa · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: 861-KISS-MORNING-FREAK-SHOW. I feel like at least once a week now
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  Speaker 1: we start the show with time to open a package, right?
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  Speaker 1: There's a box waiting for us. All right, so I
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  Speaker 1: got the letter here. It says, thanks for all the
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  Speaker 1: laughs and chaos on the show, Mikey and Bob. I
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  Speaker 1: originally made this traffic cone outfit for my friend who's
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  Speaker 1: a huge Pirates fan. As soon as I finished making it,
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  Speaker 1: my husband immediately thought of Bob's wife and her love
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  Speaker 1: for the target birds in her porch goose. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to send a desk goose over for Yinz
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  Speaker 1: to hoist and add to her collection. Matt and Lauren.
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  Speaker 1: Hoist the goose. Matt and Lauren mailed us. It might
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  Speaker 1: be too late for the pirates. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: the goose is turning this around. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: the goose is turning this around. It's a desk goose
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  Speaker 1: that's wearing an entire traffic cone. Hoist the goose. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little hoist the goose, you know? Hoist the goose.
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  Speaker 1: It's great. All right, yeah. I think that's yours, though.
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  Speaker 1: I think this goes in your house.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's got another.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's got a candy corn outfit for spooky season. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that. Multiple costumes. All right, there you go. There's
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  Speaker 1: your desk goose.
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  Speaker 4: Another goose.
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  Speaker 1: You can take it home to your wife, Rebecca. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's the goose. I got a goose. I love going
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  Speaker 1: home from work when we have random prizes and our
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  Speaker 1: family's just like, ah, what do you got there? Ah,
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  Speaker 1: we got a goose. It's wearing a traffic cone dress.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's ready for Halloween. Matt and Lauren, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. It's a good way to start the day
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  Speaker 1: with a desk goose.
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  Speaker 4: 96.1.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a guy who listens to the show over
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  Speaker 1: in Oakmont, Bob from Oakmont. He also refers to himself
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  Speaker 1: as Bobby Digital, likes to hang out at the American
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  Speaker 1: Legion in Oakmont. And then he likes to hang at
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  Speaker 1: the Legion and send us messages from the Legion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then we wake up and come in here in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and we got a message from Bobbo, Bobby
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  Speaker 1: Digital in Oakmont here. Three, two, one. Oh, your boy
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  Speaker 1: Bob's ready for fun. That's how we start, dude. Three, two, one.
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  Speaker 1: Your boy Bobby's ready for fun, dude. He gave you
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  Speaker 1: the countdown. Three, two, one. Well, your boy Bob's ready
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  Speaker 1: for fun. Mikey and Bob, I heard them Steelers might
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  Speaker 1: have won. Steelers won. We're down here at the Legion
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  Speaker 1: listening to some sultry music.
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  Speaker 6: Got some fish.
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  Speaker 3: But the real thing is, when yin's coming down.
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  Speaker 1: When yin's coming down. When they coming down. Come on
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  Speaker 1: down anytime you want. Never come down. All right, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Is he yelling at the bar? He yelled at the
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  Speaker 1: American Legion. When they come and die. When they come
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  Speaker 1: and die. And then after that, you hear some of
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  Speaker 1: his friends, you know, he yells when they come and
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  Speaker 1: die and then listen to his buds. When they come
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  Speaker 1: and die. Come on down anytime. Never come down. One
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  Speaker 1: guy's like, come on down anytime. And another guy, they
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  Speaker 1: never come and die. Bobbo, Bobby Digital, Bob from Oakmont, man.
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  Speaker 1: When they come and die. When they come and die, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm scared of the Legion, man. If they're going that
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  Speaker 1: hard on a weeknight. That's true. That's true. That is
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  Speaker 1: a Wednesday night Legion right there. If the party's that
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  Speaker 1: good on a weeknight, I'm not sure I survive a
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  Speaker 1: weekend at the Legion in Oakmont. I don't think anybody
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  Speaker 1: survives a weekend if we go to the American Legion
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  Speaker 1: in Oakmont.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: WTAE was out talking to older folks yesterday who saw
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  Speaker 1: the super load come through their town.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that coming up around 625. We got
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  Speaker 1: Wiz Khalifa tickets to win for you today around 830.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob. 961 Kiss. The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
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  Speaker 7: Where's the sausage?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody answer you?
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 1: No? No answer?
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  Speaker 9: No.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well, it's still a mystery why it smells
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  Speaker 1: like sausage here and only Bob can smell it.
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  Speaker 8: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever you.
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  Speaker 1: Get your podcasts. Pirates lost 5-4 yesterday. They got an
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  Speaker 1: afternoon game this afternoon, 12-35, playing the Brewers. And there,
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  Speaker 1: of course, is Pitt football tonight, the Thursday night game
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  Speaker 1: against Syracuse. And Pitt is urging fans to wait until
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  Speaker 1: 4 p.m. or later to go down to the North
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  Speaker 1: Shore to give enough time for the Pirates traffic to
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  Speaker 1: clear out. Now, let me say something to Pitt here.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you do this? Don't tell them when to
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  Speaker 1: show up. It's a Pirates afternoon game. We have a
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  Speaker 1: losing record. We're not going to be in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: How many people do you think are going to a
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  Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon Pirates game? Honestly, like the numbers, 7,000, 8,000
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  Speaker 1: at the most. tickets sold 2000 show up that's what
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  Speaker 1: i mean like like pit calm down this isn't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a this isn't like a oh north shore's locked
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  Speaker 1: up no come on pit shouldn't we be welcoming everybody
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  Speaker 1: down that wants to come to yeah at any time
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  Speaker 1: yeah pit football uh tonight against syracuse it's mikey and
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  Speaker 1: bob here on 96 one kiss there's a super load
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  Speaker 1: coming through yesterday Still going through Western PA today, right, Bob?
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  Speaker 1: Day two of the load.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Some will call it the deuce. The super deuce today. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Day two of the super load. Yeah. Again, if you
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  Speaker 1: don't know, it's this big vehicle. I thought this was
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  Speaker 1: a big convoy with, like, 30 different vehicles moving a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of stuff to go to, like, a power plant
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  Speaker 1: or something. It's one vehicle. And honestly... ain't that big
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  Speaker 1: like why were people watching this all right let's go
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  Speaker 1: to wta here uh chandy chapman.
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  Speaker 10: We are here in apollo where the 381 ton super load.
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  Speaker 1: Is coming through you can see it right behind me
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  Speaker 1: people are lined up hey she timed it out real
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  Speaker 1: good though like the super load was moving right behind
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  Speaker 1: her as she did her her report there when she
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  Speaker 1: says people are lined up too she wasn't lying Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there were people lined up like it was a parade.
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  Speaker 1: To get a glimpse of all the action. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk to some older folks who were watching the
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  Speaker 1: super load yesterday. I was down here at 8.30 this morning. Sir,
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  Speaker 1: why were you there at 8.30 in the morning? It's mid-afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: What have you been doing? It doesn't even seem healthy
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  Speaker 1: for you to be out there that long.
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  Speaker 5: I waited it out.
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  Speaker 1: So what makes this so exciting to see?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How little the towns are in the street there, how
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  Speaker 1: they're going to get this big item down all these streets.
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  Speaker 1: Very impressive.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing.
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  Speaker 6: Amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And it'll just get better as they learn what they're doing. Huh?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I think they know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: It'll get better. They're moving a super loan. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think this is their first go around here. Are we
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  Speaker 1: watching the same thing? No, she thinks it's a parade.
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  Speaker 1: The big item she's talking about, she thinks it'll get better.
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  Speaker 1: She thinks Santa Claus is at the end of the parade.
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  Speaker 1: It'll get better. Actually, about half the people that were
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  Speaker 1: watching the Superload are all older folks who actually think
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  Speaker 1: they were watching a parade and Santa Claus is going
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  Speaker 1: to be at the end. At what age is the
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  Speaker 1: Superload the full day option where you sit out there?
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  Speaker 1: I think you get to an age. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to retire. I don't want to do that. Maybe I do.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe there's an age where I'm just like, screw it.
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  Speaker 1: Superload's coming. See?
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  Speaker 8: See?
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  Speaker 1: I think you get to an age where you're like,
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  Speaker 1: I have one chance to see a super load because
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  Speaker 1: me and you are still thinking we got another super
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  Speaker 1: load or two in our lifetime. These older folks know
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  Speaker 1: they're like, this is not my chance to see a
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  Speaker 1: super load because I'm 85 years old and I've been
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  Speaker 1: out here since 830 in the morning. And the other
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  Speaker 1: lady's just like, Santa!
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  Speaker 8: The Mikey and Bob Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I love this city so much. Yep, I love this
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  Speaker 1: city so much. I love it so much.
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  Speaker 8: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
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  Speaker 8: you get your podcasts.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, thank you for listening to our Mikey and Bob podcast. Now,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you're listening on, we appreciate it. Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: and maybe you'll make the show. Did we just get
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: an invite out to Lake Trobe tonight, Bob? We did.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We did.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. What's the
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: message you just got? Jake here.
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  Speaker 6: Jake?
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: An Instagram message and wanted to know if we wanted
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: his Luke Bryan tickets. Luke Bryan's playing out in La
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Trobe tonight? He's playing the farm, dude. Oh, yeah, he's
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: doing a farm tour. Yeah, he's out in La Trobe tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And where's he playing in La Trobe? 1846 Farms. All right. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're not going to make it out to Luke Bryan
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  Speaker 1: show tonight. Hey, his wife... She got the food poisoning. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: And they're not going to make it either, man.
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  Speaker 6: Jeez.
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  Speaker 1: I just sent a message back. I'm just like, oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: You definitely don't want food poisoning on the farm.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Out there in cornfield just pooping like a goof. You
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: know what, though? That's nature's fertilizer there, though. You get
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  Speaker 1: a couple people with the Ria out at a Luke
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  Speaker 1: Bryan farm show, and all of a sudden, the circle
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  Speaker 1: of life. All of a sudden, the harvest is great. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's a Thursday show today. It's a Thursday show today.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob here on 96.1 KISS. Let me
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  Speaker 1: just see what happens when I hit this little button here.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great day.
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  Speaker 1: It's a great day.
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  Speaker 7: It's more like a hockey afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, today's the day.
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  Speaker 7: The Penguins are back at camp.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Hockey season's here. I bought a little bit. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: This happened. Three sessions will be open today to the
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  Speaker 1: public up in Cranberry eight 45 to 10 15 second sessions,
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  Speaker 1: 1130 to one third sessions, 1245 to two 15 going
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  Speaker 1: to be some morning and afternoon Penguins training camp. up
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: there in uh cranberry let's get this talkback message brought
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  Speaker 1: to us by one team media.
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  Speaker 12: Hey mikey and bob it's teacher steve from mars hope
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  Speaker 12: you guys are doing well yeah can we get a
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  Speaker 12: little let's go pens today it's the started training camp
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  Speaker 12: out in cranberry crosby latang balkan all the usual people
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  Speaker 12: out and about giving out those season tickets yesterday visiting
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  Speaker 12: the fans magical yeah really cool that they do that
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  Speaker 12: hopefully we're gonna have a great season and kyle dubas
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  Speaker 12: we trust Oh, and.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear about the new promotion?
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  Speaker 12: It's Big Bob birthday night every night.
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  Speaker 1: At the Penguins. Okay, it's not. Love you guys. Bye.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: It's not. Is that true, dude? No, it's not. I
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: didn't see it in their promotional schedule either.
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  Speaker 2: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: No, because your birthday is New Year's Day, okay? If
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: the Penguins want to do something special on your actual birthday,
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: New Year's Day. No, every day is not your birthday. Hey,
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: take the kids down from Mars. If you're teaching up
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: on Mars, that's right down the street. A little field trip.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can just do impromptu field trips.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't like when we can grow up. How many
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: kids can we fit in an SUV? Weird gym teacher
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  Speaker 1: would be like, all right, who wants to go down
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  Speaker 1: to the game? We got the pens down the street.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just walk all in an orderly line. Penguins are
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  Speaker 1: back at it. They open up training camp in a
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: few hours out there in Cranberry. Uh, there is more
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: to Taylor Swift's Easter eggs on the Emmys and the
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: SUV skit. We'll get to that coming up around seven,
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  Speaker 1: 10 today in free show history. Up next, it's Mikey
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: and Bob.
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  Speaker 13: He's a.
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  Speaker 4: Did you say.
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• 12:44
  Speaker 1: this morning uh bob do you remember uh yesterday we
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  Speaker 1: had dawn from trafford she was doing a say something
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  Speaker 1: nice and she was talking about like an 81 year
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  Speaker 1: old lady that she does cardio drumming with and Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And everything like that. And then we had somebody who
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  Speaker 1: was at the Iron Maiden concert in Hershey, and you
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  Speaker 1: said that the cardio drummer, 81-year-old lady, was Iron Maiden's drummer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that was true. What I read online.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Let me get to this real quick. Mikey, Bob.
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  Speaker 14: Iron Maiden Matt here trying to recover from last night's
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  Speaker 14: maiden show over there in the land of chocolate, Hershey, PA.
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  Speaker 1: Land of chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Just wanted to leave this message and confirm what.
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  Speaker 6: Bob had said.
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  Speaker 1: He is absolutely correct. They did have.
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  Speaker 14: An 81-year-old woman drumming for them last night, and she
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  Speaker 14: ripped a 15-minute drum solo during Number of the Beast.
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  Speaker 15: Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy. Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Anyways, happy birthday, Bob.
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  Speaker 1: It's not his birthday. It's birthday's New Year's Day. 81-year-old
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  Speaker 1: drummer ripping it up. Had no clue. All right, let's
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  Speaker 1: get to this message here.
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  Speaker 16: Hey, boys.
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  Speaker 9: Hope you guys are doing well and having a good
• 13:45
  Speaker 9: week so far. Road tripping out to Ohio to see
• 13:50
  Speaker 9: Pitbull and Lil Jon tonight with my wife. And it
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  Speaker 9: got me thinking.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 9: I'm also listening to podcasts on our way out there.
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  Speaker 9: But it got me thinking about the deskercise, dancing to Pitbulls.
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  Speaker 9: Got to play the Pitbulls for the office ladies.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 9: If you play that on Today in Freak Show History,
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  Speaker 9: I'd appreciate it.
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  Speaker 13: All right, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Have a good day. Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: Do some office lady deskercising with Pitbull for Today in
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  Speaker 1: Freak Show History. This is a good one here. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Today. Today. In Freak Show History.
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  Speaker 4: Today in Freak Show History.
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Let's go, ladies. It's time to descursive. Oh, yeah. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I love to boogie, oogie, oogie with Pitbull. Okay. Hands up.
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  Speaker 1: It's like we're at the Ellen Show. Shake those hands. Okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Left to right, left to right. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: i'm doing kicks and i squat let's go.
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  Speaker 17: Oh okay okay okay we're dancing those calories off at
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  Speaker 17: the potluck i ate too much let's descercise all right
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  Speaker 17: mr 305 i'm kind of winded how about yeah me
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  Speaker 17: too me too okay you know what happens when you
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  Speaker 17: get winded You put on more Pitbull.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, boy. All right. Let's go, Pitbull. Get me
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  Speaker 1: all worked up here.
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  Speaker 17: Let's get these calories up.
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  Speaker 1: Squat. Squat. Squat.
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  Speaker 4: Do the wave. Squat.
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  Speaker 2: Squat.
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  Speaker 1: Do the wave. Do the wave.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Office wave. Office wave. Office wave. Office wave. Office wave.
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  Speaker 1: Office space. We're deskercising. And ready? Here we go. Watch.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 8: Ready?
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  Speaker 1: Punch. Punch. Punch. Punch. And kick. At your desk. At
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  Speaker 1: your desk.
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  Speaker 17: Don't knock anything over, okay? All right, so just be careful.
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  Speaker 17: All right, you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 18: Let's go.
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  Speaker 19: Let's burn these calories off.
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  Speaker 17: We're deskercising to Pitbull. Put your hands up. If you're
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  Speaker 17: at the office, put your hands up.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Ready? Wave them like a roller coaster. Roller coaster. Roller coaster.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Roller coaster. Going down the big hill.
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, here it goes. Roller coaster. Another big hill coming.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 16:50
  Speaker 18: And we're jamming to Pitbull. The Pitbull's good. I like
• 16:58
  Speaker 18: that Pitbull. I almost knocked over my damn space heater.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Hey, the weather today. Not great. It's going to be
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: high around 80 degrees, but wet with showers and storms today.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Not great. I feel like for the big pit game,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: they're taking on Syracuse at home tonight. A little Thursday
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: night college football. It's always fun. I feel like a
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: lot more people are just watching it because it's on.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: It's the only thing that's on, right? So pit Syracuse
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: tonight at Akershire, but some rain, obviously, in the forecast.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob. Here on 96.1 KISS right now, Bob,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: let's get to this.
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: We're all going to learn something together right now. It's
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: time to find out. Why the hell is this trending
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: with Mikey and Bab?
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Macklemore, we all know that he's off the Ed Sheeran
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: tour because Patriots owner Robert Kraft said he's not going
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to play at Gillette Stadium where the Patriots play because
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Macklemore spoke out. you know, free Palestine and all that.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Macklemore challenged Patriots owner Robert Kraft to match a $ 1
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: million donation to organizations supporting Palestinians. Man, Macklemore's playing this
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: the right way. He's like, all right, dude, you care
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: about him so much, million dollars. What a great move.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Just like, go ahead. Yeah, all right. Well, million bucks, huh?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Here you go. Robert Kraft then, I guess, responded because
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran reportedly told him to donate $ 2 million. So
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran went back and was just like, well, you
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: ruined my tour. So Robert Kraft said, I've dedicated much
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: of my life to building bridges between all people. I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: believe deeply that all lives are worth protecting. Earlier today,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: before Macklemore challenged me to match his donation, Ed called
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: me and asked me to commit $ 2 million to match
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: his donation to aid in the region to fight this
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: humanitarian crisis. Ed now plans to reach out to other
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: venue owners. And our goal is to continue to work
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: together to build bridges. So basically, Ed Sheeran's like, hey,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Robert Kraft and all these other, you know, NFL owners.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Macklemore should challenge every NFL owner by name. He should.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: He should. Macklemore's got everybody in a position right now.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Take a mil from every NFL owner. They got to
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: sort of pay it, right?
• 19:23
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Or they're going to be the one that's just like, no,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not doing that. So Robert Kraft apparently
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: has donated two million now because Macklemore called them out
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: and then Ed Sheeran put the pressure on him. I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: cannot believe we're talking about this story and we have
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: for like a week now. Yeah. And it involves Robert
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: craft and mac lamore and edge like this is weird
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: like these are not paths that usually cross like this
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: uh is ed still playing yeah his his uh stage
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: is going up in philly and everything he's supposed to
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: play there on saturday night so we'll see if that
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: uh keeps going but nobody's opening for him His band
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: isn't on the tour. I don't know what it's going
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: to be. Is he just going to do the pedal
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: loop thing?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Saturday with Ed. Let's talk about Taylor Swift here. Let's
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: get to a talkback message real quick. Brought to us
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• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Guessing up on a podcast here.
• 20:20
  Speaker 20: Uh, you're talking about Taylor Swift and all the little
• 20:22
  Speaker 20: things that she was saying that were leading to something.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Easter eggs and the SVU skit on the Emmys.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I think we need the X-File music for when Mikey
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: gets into these tangents here. I just think it, I
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: know it's for Aaron Rodgers, but I think it fits
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: both situations. I mean. Anyway, Ghost Dealers! That was a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: good Ghost Dealers again here. That was a good one.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Is that what we need? We need like the X-Files
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: music when I start getting into a... When you go deep.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: A Swifty spiral. When I start spiraling a little bit here.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Is there new news or are you just playing it?
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: A little bit. Okay. An executive producer for the Emmys
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: confirmed that Taylor Swift asked to sprinkle in the secret messages.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: He said Taylor loved the script.
• 21:12
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: And she had some thoughts. Oh. And we worked that in.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: So they were just going to do a fun bit,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: a little segment. Yeah, because she loves SVU. And Taylor's
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Olivia Benson. Like, no, I got real Easter eggs I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: can plant. Here you go. Taylor's like, I got stuff
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: to do in this skit, okay? So that confirms it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Everybody's not clowning. There's eggs. They're going to lead to something.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: The producer for the Emmys went and said the Easter eggs.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: She wanted them to be really official and correct. So
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it's real Easter eggs. I remember she said those words, right?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: You remember the words? Yeah.
• 22:04
  Speaker 8: I think what we're going to be looking for Is.
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: Hiding in plain sight. From the vineyard, north or south.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, she's doing her words and everything. And
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: then we got a message. Yeah, we got a message, Bob.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: We got a message. Somebody sent us Mikey and Bob
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Easter eggs. Is it hiding in plain sight? Butt cheeks, underwear,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: stands to life, east and west. It's hiding in plain sight.
• 22:40
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• 22:43
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• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Do you hear that?
• 23:40
  Speaker 13: Huh?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Like waves. Only means one thing. Vacation? Bobo's on vacation again. Oh,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: my God. Bobo the mailman. Bobo the mailman. Bobo the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: mailman sends us messages all the time, and most of
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: the time he's on vacation. It's incredible. Is he on
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the beach again? It makes me want to be a
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: mail carrier. He takes a ton of vacation. I love it.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: He deserves it, too. Me and Mrs.
• 24:03
  Speaker 20: Bobo, we're in the beautiful island of Barbados.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. We'll be back soon. I'll be trying
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: to catch up on the podcast. Yeah, all right. Wish
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: you were here. Yeah. Hey, did you see the, uh,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the Steelers put the video out of right after the
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: week one went against the Falcons in the locker room.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Like I love it. I love it. There's so much
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: bad about social media, right? But there's moments like this
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: where you're like, all right, this is cool that we
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: actually get to see this stuff now because a lot
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: of the players were talking about it, that Mike McCarthy
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: got the game ball from Aaron Rodgers, and this is
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: what the Steelers' locker room was like after the win.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: September football, it's usually bumpy like that. Let's give it
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: up for the defense. Enjoy this thing, okay? Enjoy it.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: Enjoy your family.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: TJ, give me a breakdown.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: He said, TJ, give me a breakdown, and then Aaron
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Rodgers said, no, no, no.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: I got a game ball for you, bud. This is
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: his first win in his hometown. He's from Greenfield Avenue.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: This means a lot to him, okay? First win for
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: Pittsburgher and Mike McCarthy.
• 25:13
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• 25:43
  Speaker 1: After one week. How do you think Aaron Rodgers looks?
• 25:47
  Speaker 16: I think the biggest thing, he's 42 years old, and
• 25:50
  Speaker 16: for a human being to throw it that way is super,
• 25:53
  Speaker 16: super impressive.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Flying in that thing. It also seems like Big Ben
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: is going to take that as you calling him out,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you know? He's going to say, 42, hold on. He's impressive.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I've been throwing balls at the tree in the backyard,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and Mike McCarthy wants to see. You want to see something?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You want to see a 40-year-old with a cannon? I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: still got it.
• 26:13
  Speaker 16: I've had the benefit of seeing him. as a young guy, 21,
• 26:16
  Speaker 16: 22 years old. But he still throws it incredibly well.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It's Mike McCarthy talking about Aaron Rodgers' arm in his 40s.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy was also asked about Darnell Washington stiff-arming a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: man into the grass at Akershire. I'm sure that... I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: think that guy might still be there. They got to
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: get that guy off the field for the Pitt-Syracuse game tonight.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: They put in the new turf and whatnot out there.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Might have ate him. Dude, there's probably a divot at least.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: So somebody asked, hey... You want to get Darnell involved
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: in the game a little bit earlier? Hey, can we
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: get more of that? This was Mike McCarthy's answer.
• 26:59
  Speaker 16: We didn't get him early enough because you went to
• 27:01
  Speaker 16: stiff arm in the first quarter.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling us? It's like, hey, you
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: want a first quarter stiff arm there? You wanted to
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: get it out of the way earlier?
• 27:09
  Speaker 16: Yeah, we'll take it in every quarter. No, that was
• 27:10
  Speaker 16: an impressive play, but yeah, definitely. I mean, our ball
• 27:14
  Speaker 16: distribution wasn't quite high enough. We'd definitely like to get
• 27:17
  Speaker 16: all those guys, especially Darnell, more opportunities.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I get Darnell more opportunities to just bury smaller humans
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: into the earth as we milk, milk, milk, milk, milk
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: the Steelers content. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk the Steelers content.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: By the way, no real update on Joey Porter Jr. No, nothing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: You know, he's practicing. He's like off the injured list, though.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Is he limited? He's limited, but yeah. So it's a
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: whole thing where now, yeah, okay. We know he's not injured,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: but he's not playing because he doesn't have the big
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: fat contract that he wants, and we get it. Steelers
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: will be in New England taking on the Patriots. And
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: owner Robert Kraft, who has ruined the Ed Sheeran tour,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: maybe gets his payback, you know? Big Darnell Washington. Yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: What if Darnell Washington is just a massive Macklemore fan?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And he's going to be looking for Robert Kraft. Seeking vengeance.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Just clothesline him. Just get my clothes. Start doing real
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: wrestling moves. All right. We've hit the part of the
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: show where Darnell Washington is now beating up an old
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: man on the sidelines. Why? Because he messed with Macklemore?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: All right. We covered the Steelers a little bit different
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: on our show. A little bit. All right, limited commercials
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• 28:48
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• 28:56
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• 29:15
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• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I think he is. I talked to, uh, our friend
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: DJ Bonix, who is like one of our best friends
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: in the world. Wiz Khalifa's DJ, but he also DJs
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: for Snoop Dogg here and there when like Snoop's DJs
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: got something going on. I think Bonix is with Snoop Dogg.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So great on, uh, on, on Saturday night.
• 29:41
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: When I was talking to him though, he's like, yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm ready for it. But also like Snoop, like at
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the last minute could be like, Oh no, I have
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: this DJ that's coming in anyway. So, but he's like,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: It looks like I might. He's ready to go if needed. Yeah,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that'll be pretty cool to see him up there with
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Snoop Dogg on Saturday night. Also, the MTV VMAs are
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: coming up towards the end of the month. And again,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. VMAs used to be a
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: huge thing on MTV. It used to be like pop culture,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: just everything. Must watch. Madonna is going to perform at
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: the VMAs. For the first time in 23 years. Oh, wow.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Sends her kiss with Britney and Christina Aguilera in 2003.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't really know if Madonna brings the, well,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: we're going to have a couple extra million now, right? Yeah,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Not a real big shock and awe,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: but the VMAs have sort of... Sort of past their
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: expiration date, I think. All right, let's get to a
• 30:38
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• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Pavement Group. Of course, the big deal yesterday was there's
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: a super load coming through western Pennsylvania. It was like
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: one big, giant truck hauling a bunch of stuff, hard-to-make
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: turns for power plants and stuff. I only saw it
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: on the news, but it looked like an oversized car.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: load like you would see on 79 it wasn't the
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: super load did not impress me i thought i was
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: gonna be blown away convoy yeah of some kind i
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: thought i was gonna be blown away all right let's.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Get to this all right.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Man listen shout out to the truckers we got the
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: truckers fired up we got another trucker message They're just
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: out there thinking about the super load, man. Good morning, boys.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: It's Johnny the Family Trucker, and the super load is here.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: The super load is here. Oh, who doesn't love a
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: super load?
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Woo!
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Yes! And grown ninjas are asking me to honk the horn.
• 31:58
  Speaker 13: And they're dancing.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Woo!
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Super load! I'm telling you, dude, these truckers, I don't
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: know why they're here, but they're here.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I love it. All right, let's get to another talkback
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: message here. It's our friend Aunt Kaka. Love Aunt Kaka.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Let's see what she's up to.
• 32:15
  Speaker 17: Hi, boys.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: It's Aunt Kaka.
• 32:19
  Speaker 21: I have some very exciting news to share.
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: I learned today that I am going to be a
• 32:25
  Speaker 10: part of AHN's mock mass casualty training.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, they're doing that thing, AHN. They're doing that
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: mass casualty. Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember that. So they need, like,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: people to play victims and stuff.
• 32:37
  Speaker 10: For the Department of Emergency Medicine.
• 32:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 10: I am so freaking excited.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Excited to play in a MASH casualty event?
• 32:47
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 32:48
  Speaker 10: They're bringing in professional makeup artists to make it look
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: like we were part of a MASH casualty event. I
• 32:54
  Speaker 10: literally hope that they turn me into a black tag
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: patient and my makeup is just bananas crazy. Like, I
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: want every part of my body messed up and I
• 33:04
  Speaker 10: just want to be in crazy clothes.
• 33:08
  Speaker 19: Crazy gore okay my gut's hanging out listen whoever's putting
• 33:13
  Speaker 19: on the mash casualty event you got an mvp candidate
• 33:17
  Speaker 19: she's ready she's ready to do it all you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Want a blood gore all over so excited she wants
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a missing leg she wants bloody arms she wants her
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: eyeballs popped out she wants all of.
• 33:28
  Speaker 10: It uh just because i'm telling myself that i'm on
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: the pit i'm not actually on.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: The yeah it's not this is not for the pit
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: this is not it's not a thing that's going to
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: be part of the pit this is just so the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: doctors and emergency workers everybody over at ahn knows what
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: they're doing yeah it's not for the pit this.
• 33:45
  Speaker 10: Is like a real training for doctors but yeah it's
• 33:48
  Speaker 10: the closest i'm ever going to get to being on
• 33:50
  Speaker 10: the pit so i'm just telling.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Myself that aunt kaka is ready to put on a
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: performance as he's not lying as a dead or bloody
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: victim for a mass casualty event win your win your
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: emmy caca let's go it really yinzer emmy on the
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: line today for ant caca performance of a lifetime victim
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: in a mass casualty event for ahn all right ant
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: caca good for you you know they need volunteers for
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: stuff like that it's good that we got people in
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• 35:42
  Speaker 1: training camp. They're starting today around 8.45, the first session.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Penguins hockey is back in our lives, even though it's
• 35:49
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• 35:51
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• 35:53
  Speaker 1: You got 1235 afternoon Thursday Buccos game taking on the Brewers.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: It's dollar dog day, too. You should have a full
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• 36:06
  Speaker 1: And then 730, go over to Akershire. Pitt's taking on
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Syracuse Thursday night. You know, college football is there's not
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of college football. That's on Thursday night. So
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: there's going to be a lot of eyes on Pittsburgh.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: and the Pitt-Syracuse game tonight. Also, one show that I'm
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: getting close to watching. The Traders on NBC. New season
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: of that starts. That was a show that was only
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: on Peacock, and then it, like, cooked on Peacock, and
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: they're like, oh, man, we should put this on the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: big NBC, right? They're doing it with regular people. Yeah,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: they usually had celebrities, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, mixed
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: in with regular people. I mean, it was like Dancing
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: with the Stars-level celebrities, but yeah. Yeah, yeah. Isn't that
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: some of the draw of that show, though? I thought
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: it was, but then again, they see, they probably, dude,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: All these shows see shows like Survivor and Big Brother
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: and shows that have been on for like 30, 40 seasons. Yeah,
• 36:56
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  Speaker 1: It's so weird how all the streaming services work now
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  Speaker 1: because it's all just asset acquisition. It's like, okay, the traders, well,
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  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: People love that show, though. I haven't tapped in. I
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: kind of caught the end of last season.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think it's going to work with regular people.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Yesterday was Ted Lasso day for me on Apple TV.
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  Speaker 1: I'm locked into the new season. It's good. You know,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: it's good. I'm not going to say that Ted Lasso
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: is just a show that's needed. It's just a show
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: that's needed because you're always going to get good vibes
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: from Ted Lasso. I'm not going to pretend like I
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: watched past season two. Like I did. I just did.
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: Ted Lasso.
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  Speaker 1: It fit perfectly in that pandemic at home.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: The like great feel good show. Yeah. Filled that for
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: me perfectly.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Because the world's such a much better place now in 2020. Oh,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Ted Lasso. I tapped out. I tapped out. Watch the
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: news this week or something like that. Watch 15 minutes
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: of the news, and then you'll be like, you know what?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe we do need Ted Lasso in our lives. Maybe
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: you need me to tap back in with Ted Lasso.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: All right, we got Wiz Khalifa tickets coming up around 8.30.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, though, TJ Watt was on Cam Hayward's podcast.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Not only are they talking about TJ's pick six interception
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: in the seeds of that pick six were planted before
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: the season. And then Cam was talking to TJ about
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: being a dad. And there's some poopoo peepee talk. And
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: let me tell you, when there's two Steelers legends talking
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: about poop and pee, where do you think that's going
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: to end up? Guaranteed to make our show. Guaranteed. Guaranteed. Poop, boo,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and pee-pee doesn't sneak by us. Especially when it has
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: to do with them stores. So we will get to
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: that coming up next. It's Mikey and Bob.
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  Speaker 1: Left the uh station yesterday walked out to my purple
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• 39:17
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• 39:20
  Speaker 1: it's a dolly parton duck the dolly duck's awesome oh
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it's incredible the dolly duck is awesome It might be
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  Speaker 1: the best duck I have. So whoever dropped off the
• 39:31
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  Speaker 1: ducks like that. We also have an entire bag of
• 39:36
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• 39:40
  Speaker 1: They do that Steel City Duck Derby thing. Allegheny Commons Park. Oh, yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Tall Cathy's part of that. Yeah, it's in like May
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: of next year. But they just had a bunch of
• 39:50
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• 39:53
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• 40:05
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• 40:08
  Speaker 1: too many ducks? Ducks? No, because I switch them out
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: of the rotation. So when a new duck comes along,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: there's only so many ducks you can have on your Jeep.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: When a new duck comes along, one's out of the rotation.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: So like something like the Dolly Parton duck. I mean,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: the Dolly duck. That's never leaving. Crown jewel. Never leaving
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the dash. There's a couple other Yinzer ducks I got there.
• 40:31
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• 40:34
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• 40:37
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• 40:40
  Speaker 1: getting too many ducks. You want to milk some Steelers
• 40:42
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• 40:45
  Speaker 1: New England taking out the Patriots on Sunday. It's time
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to milk some Steelers content here. Cam Hayward had TJ
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Watt on his Not Just Football podcast talking about that
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: beautiful interception in pick six that TJ had against the
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Falcons and They were already sort of talking about this
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: happening before the season.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Me and you were watching film during camp, and we
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: had watched Julius Peppers, and we were watching your brother.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: You had said, I don't have a pick six on
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: my resume yet. And how the hell does that happen
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: week one?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, week one. They're watching film before the season. J.J. Watt. Wait,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: they talked about this happening before it happened? Yeah, talked
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: about it happening, and then week one it happens.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: And we watched this, and it's a beautiful play, dude.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: What was going through your mind in that moment?
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: It's one of those things, man, you never know when
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: those moments are going to come.
• 41:38
  Speaker 15: I don't know, it's always things. I wish I had
• 41:40
  Speaker 15: some fancy answer for you, but I just threw my
• 41:42
  Speaker 15: hands up. And anytime it's a check down like that,
• 41:45
  Speaker 15: they're not throwing it incredibly hard, you know that.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: So I'm just trying to throw my hands up, and
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: it just stuck.
• 41:50
  Speaker 15: No bobble or anything, and momentum took me down, and
• 41:53
  Speaker 15: I wish I had you there blocking with me, but
• 41:55
  Speaker 15: you had other priorities.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: All right, so hold on. You got to see the
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: video of Cam Hayward on the TJ Watt pick six
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: because Cam Hayward does not really block for TJ. It
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: just kind of hangs out. He sees there's four or
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: five guys that got TJ Watt.
• 42:10
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: He points. Dude, I love that TJ's just talking. TJ
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: talks about stuff like this much like when Sidney Crosby
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: scores a ridiculous goal. Yeah. And it's just like, this
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: is what I do. He's like, it's no big deal.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I just kind of threw my hands up. Like, it's
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: the easiest thing. I don't know. Put my hands up.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: The ball just sort of stuck there. That's crazy. Crazy
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: is play a week one. Again, this is more of
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: TJ Watt on Cam Hayward's Not Just Football podcast as
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: we melt, melt, melt, melt, melt the Steelers content. You
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: going to tell that story? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: It's on film. The film is your walking, talking resume, brother.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I was definitely walking, I tell you that, because
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I saw you at the end zone, and I was like,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I got to get ready for field goal.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Cam Hayward's still on field goal unit, so he's like, ah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I need to run down there. He's got like four
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: or five other guys, so I see in the video,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Cam's just pointing. There he goes, take to the house there, TJ.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: And then, of course, TJ Watt, he's, aren't they expecting
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: their second kid now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was like
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: this week news, right? Yeah, earlier, I think, this week. Yeah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you're right. TJ's dad, right? So, of course, Cam's sitcom dad,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Cam Hayward. Little dad chat. Yeah, little dad chat. Talking
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: on the Cam Hayward Not Just Football podcast. It's Cam
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: and TJ Watt talking dad stuff.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: What's the one thing that surprised you about being a dad?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: How much they'd freaking poop and pee.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: That's right. You're never really prepared for that. It's just
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: like this machine that produces just excrement. It's so much.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: TJ Watts is dealing with diaper blowouts.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Diaper blowouts are just the worst. It's like, you mean
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: to tell me this little thing just pushed one time
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: and this brown violence came out?
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: I wasn't expecting to be trying to potty train and
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden just like take the diaper off
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: and now we have pee on the kitchen floor. I'm like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: what the heck is going on here?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You know, they're famous. They're rich. They're stillers. Dad chat, man.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: But they're just like us. Our kids are peeing and
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: pooping all over the place. Everybody does it. Everybody does it.
• 44:23
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  Speaker 3: Guess what, Bob?
• 48:56
  Speaker 13: There is a game on your birthday.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: So guess what?
• 48:58
  Speaker 16: The Pens are going to have to do a happy
• 49:01
  Speaker 16: birthday Bob bobblehead or something like.
• 49:03
  Speaker 13: That for you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: No, they're not going to do that. They're not going
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: to do it. They already released their schedule, their promotional schedule.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Bob. Terrible towel. Terrible towel.
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: That's a good idea from teacher, friend Steve.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Steve?
• 49:19
  Speaker 13: I don't know, the one that's up in Mars.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: All right, love you, bye. Okay, all right. Maybe it's
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: a hidden menu item. Maybe my birthday celebration is a hidden... Yeah,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you don't know that. It is New Year's Day, 6 o'clock.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: They play the Minnesota Wild at home. Oh, my gosh.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: There's a Penguins game on your birthday. Hop on a
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: little bit. Let's go, Pens. What are the Penguins going
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: to do to celebrate you? Birthday, Pens. Birthday, Pens. It's
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: the best time of the year, girl. Birthday, Pens. Birthday, Pens.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Let's get to Sidney Crosby now. What is happening? Sidney
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Crosby was doing an interview with Elliot Friedman, right? Who
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: just covers the NHL. And he was asking Sid about
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: his belt. Now, I don't think he's talking about a
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: belt that keeps your pants up. I think he's talking
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: about Sid's lucky jockstrap that we all know about here
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh. The one that's been sitting in the back
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: corner of his locker that you see in all the
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: locker room interviews that he does. The one that slowly
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: turned from white to a grayish color. It looks like
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: the gray. just it's it's brown and gray it looks
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: like it's fed through some dirty rainwater colored yeah it's
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: uh you know that gray snow yeah that's what it's
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: like yeah it's uh so um he wasn't too sure
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: if he should ask sydney crosby about the belt as
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: he calls it but he ends up doing it as
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: the last question he asked to sit.
• 50:53
  Speaker 16: Okay last one for me this one could be a
• 50:55
  Speaker 16: disaster i'm not sure if someone what someone told me
• 50:57
  Speaker 16: is actually the truth do you have a lucky belt Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You do?
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: This is true?
• 51:03
  Speaker 19: Yeah.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: All right. Now, Sid's face, when he gets asked about
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the lucky belt, he's like... He doesn't want to talk
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: about it, I don't think. Give him a smile like,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: all right. Yeah. Okay. You know I got a lucky belt? Yeah. Okay.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: And again, I don't think this is a belt that
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: keeps your pants up. I think this is like hockey talking,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: like this is the giant strap. Tell me about it.
• 51:22
  Speaker 22: We don't really need to go more than that, but
• 51:24
  Speaker 22: I'll confirm it. I've heard you've had a belt that
• 51:27
  Speaker 22: you wear on game days for like 20 years.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Could be. Yeah, could be. All right,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: so Sid doesn't even want to. Sid's just smiling and uncomfortable.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: He is, because he doesn't want to let everybody know
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: he's been wearing the same jockstrap for 20 years, right?
• 51:42
  Speaker 22: You've got to give us more than that. I'm not
• 51:46
  Speaker 22: going there. I don't talk about the belt much, but, yeah,
• 51:49
  Speaker 22: I mean, that's not. You're on to something. You get
• 51:51
  Speaker 22: every scoop on everything. You're finding out about my belt.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. I swear to God, I thought someone was
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: setting me up to look bad.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: No, no.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Really? Is that the only clothing item that has stood
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: the test of time? Yeah. It's still hanging on. See,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: so that's how I know they're talking about the jockstrap
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: and not an actual belt. Because he's asked at the end,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: is that the only piece of clothing item or whatever
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: they're hanging on to? And we all know Sid's got
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: that nasty jockstrap that just... I love that it's just
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a one-on-one sit-down with these guys, and it's just like
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: he has no escape. He's got to answer about his jockstrap.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: He's so uncomfortable.
• 52:30
  Speaker 17: He is.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: It's great. He's so uncomfortable talking about it. Don't ask
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: about it. Oh, man. Can you imagine if there was a...
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: big Bob belt giveaway on new year's day. Oh my God.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: And from now until new year's, you wear a different
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: jock strap every day. So it's like a game worn piece.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: All right. Penguins. Let's go pens. Hey, who owns it now? Hey,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Hoffman family. We haven't met you yet, but we got
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: an idea.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: We're going to need to order three months worth of
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: jock straps, but let me tell you, you are going
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: to sell out new year's day. Penguins are back at
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: camp today, by the way, up in Cranberry. How about
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: a little bit of Let's Go Pens, man? Thank you
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: again to everybody at the C Harper auto group, the
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: official sponsor of our Mikey and Bob podcast. Also, thank
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: you to the random person who left a Dolly Parton
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: duck on my purple Jeep gladiator from C Harper auto group.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: That is now part of the duck collection that I
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: have going. It's Mikey and Bob here on 96 one kiss.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: We got our I heart radio music festival coming up
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: tomorrow night. I'm talking about this thing for like three months.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: It's time.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: It's time. Finally here. That'll be tomorrow and Saturday night.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Got to stay up late. Get your coffee. 1030. It
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: starts out in Vegas. iHeartRadio Music Festival tomorrow and Saturday night. 1030.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Presented by Capital One. Bob, Steelers are going to New
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: England to take on the Patriots, right? That's right. And
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: our quarterback, of course, it's Aaron Rodgers. Whatever you feel
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: about him, he is the Steelers quarterback right now. And
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: when Aaron Rodgers talks, we get the X-Files music out because...
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: It's a little out there. He was asked how he feels.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: How's that 40-year-old arm feel after one week?
• 54:27
  Speaker 20: I feel really good. Legs feel good. Feel good moving around.
• 54:30
  Speaker 20: I feel like I'm just going to keep on getting better.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Makes you wonder if he's got some sort of secret
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: powers to keep that arm going, right? He was then
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: asked about the wide receiver targets, how many times he
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: targeted different receivers, and specifically Roman Wilson.
• 54:52
  Speaker 6: I don't give a shit about the target list. I
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: don't care about any of that. I love Roman. I
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: think he's done a great job.
• 54:58
  Speaker 20: There's going to be a player, too, that he makes
• 55:01
  Speaker 20: that allows him to take what I thought he played
• 55:03
  Speaker 20: fast last week.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: I thought he played decisive, and I think he's just
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: going to keep on getting better.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Why do you not give a bleep about the target list?
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: Because the ball goes to the open guy.
• 55:12
  Speaker 20: I don't want to hear people talking about– nobody in
• 55:15
  Speaker 20: the locker room talks about their targets. So that's all
• 55:17
  Speaker 20: for you guys to talk about. Hey, I love that answer.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I actually do. Like, whatever version of Aaron Rodgers that is,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I like that version of Aaron Rodgers where he's, hey,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: what about Roman Wilson's targets? Nobody gives a bleep about
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: targets a lot. It's like, you see all these guys?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody's counting targets. One of my favorite things is Steelers players,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: especially the veterans, being asked about Darnell Washington stiff-arming a
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: dude into the grass at Akershire. I love that they
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: get so giddy talking about Darnell Washington. Here is Aaron
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Rodgers talking about my Washington. Darnell.
• 55:58
  Speaker 20: He is an absolute load. Every time he has a
• 56:01
  Speaker 20: chance to turn on the fender.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: A load. A load. Is he super load? He's the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: super load. Dude, what if that big super load that's
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: coming through, it was just Darnell on a tractor trailer.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: That was the whole thing. Darnell, a.k.a. the super load.
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: All right. It's going to be a rough day for
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: that defensive guy.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Is it an excitement that goes through you when you
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: know you have him?
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: See, this is what I'm talking about. Somebody asked, like,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You get a little excited when Darnell gets the ball.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, of course. Like, Aaron Rodgers is smiling.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: He's giddy.
• 56:30
  Speaker 20: I didn't predetermine that third down late in the game,
• 56:32
  Speaker 20: but I was thinking, you know, I was almost hoping
• 56:34
  Speaker 20: the flat wasn't, like, kind of open because I just
• 56:37
  Speaker 20: felt like Darnell was going to be wide open on
• 56:39
  Speaker 20: the backside, and then I just wanted to get it
• 56:41
  Speaker 20: to him.
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: And I just, like, watched what happened.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: See? They're just laughing about it. And, like, yeah, get
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: the ball in his hands and just watch what happens.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Every guy on the team is just like, as soon
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: as Darnell touches the ball, everybody's just like, Everybody's just like, oh, oh, oh.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Here it comes. It's going to do something. Aaron Rodgers
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: was also asked about his arm. That arm's got some
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: miles on it. It does.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: For me, yeah, totally. Totally sustainable.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Did you tell Mike that?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Or has he known that for 20 years?
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: That it's sustainable?
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, he knows. He knows.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Is the arm strength sustainable?
• 57:26
  Speaker 21: Uh-huh.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Can he throw? Can he continue to throw? Does Coach know?
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Did he tell McCarthy about that? Oh, he knows. Oh,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: he knows. He knows about the arm. What else does
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: he know? He knows. I bet Mike McCarthy knows about
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: secret tunnels in Greenfield. It was part of the McCarthy
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: cave system. It was for transporting sausages to other parts
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: of Pittsburgh. In the 70s?
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, big thing with the McCarthy family. Sausage smuggling? We're
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: never going to say two words to the head coach
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: of the Steelers because we've now made his family proud.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: 1970s sausage smugglers. I can't wait for that Super Bowl
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: parade to go through Greenfield. Uh-huh. Me too. Hey, our
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: friend Aunt Kaka is participating in the AHN mass casualty
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: event drill. She seemed to be very excited about being
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: part of it. She said she was going to treat
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it like she's on the pit, even though she's not
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: on the pit. Aunt Kaka just checked in with us.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Talkback messages on our show here brought to us by
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  Speaker 1: The Pavement Group.
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Hi, boys.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: It's Air Kaka. It's like a whisper.
• 58:57
  Speaker 21: Getting my makeup done.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Got interviewed for the news.
• 59:00
  Speaker 21: Just wanted to give you a check and i'm so
• 59:02
  Speaker 21: excited my uh my wrist is amputated apparently wow uh
• 59:08
  Speaker 21: but yeah i'll send pictures later love you we.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Got a one-handed aunt kaka and they interviewed her on
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the news which news station got aunt kaka we need
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: to know and i hope aunt kaka delivered A news
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: interview worthy of playing on our show tomorrow. Call the
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: news people just like this is the closest I'm getting
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: to being on the pit. I want her to go
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: full Yinzer and be like, Dr. Robbie's going to come
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: save me. Where's Dr. Robbie? That's what I want. Hey,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: good job, Ann Kaka. You're doing a good thing out
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: there volunteering today at AHN there. All right, Bob. get
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: some of this.
• 59:47
  Speaker 7: Together right now it's time to find that why the
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: hell is this trending with mikey.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: And bab diddy's attorneys dropped him oh oh no uh
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: court papers describe the relationship with uh diddy and his
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: attorneys a total breakdown in cooperation and communication all right
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: uh they cite six months of unpaid lawyer fees So
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Diddy's lawyers left him. If I had to guess, that's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: probably more of the problem. Is Diddy doesn't have the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: money to pay lawyers? How doesn't he have the money
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: to pay lawyers? Or just isn't paying them? Maybe. I
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: don't know. Different mentality when you're in jail and bills
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: have to be paid. It's like, what do I care?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I'm in jail. Locked up. But again, he hasn't paid
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: his lawyers, and his lawyers are like, all right, Diddy,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: that's enough for you. We were talking about the MTV
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: VMAs earlier. It was announced that Madonna is going to
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: be performing at the VMAs September 27th. First time in
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: 23 years since she kissed Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: in the wedding dresses. And oh, my gosh. The shock
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: and awe of that. Oh, my goodness. I think they
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: said she's opening the show, like the big opener, the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: big Madonna reveal to open the show. It's just a
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: fart in the wind. It used to be a thing.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think we really care too much about the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: VMAs anymore. But if you do, Madonna will be opening
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: it September 27th. The latest update about what's going on
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: with the Ed Sheeran tour. You know, Macklemore opened up
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: for him on a couple of dates, had some free
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Palestine messages. And then Robert Kraft, the owner of the Patriots, who,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: of course, Steelers are going up there to play on Sunday.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Robert Kraft came out and said, hey, if Macklemore's here,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't playing in my house. You know? Yeah. So
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: then Ed Sheeran was like, all right, well, Robert Kraft
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: and some other NFL owners that own these stadiums I'm
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: playing in are going to not let me play if
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Macklemore's here. Got to kick Macklemore off. And then Macklemore
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: got kicked off. A lot of people sided with Macklemore.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: All the openers. All of it went horribly wrong for
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran and the tour and all of his people.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: And now Macklemore has flipped it. He donated a million
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: dollars to organizations supporting Palestinians and then told Robert Kraft
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: to do the same thing. I mean, that's really... And
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: McLemore's getting stuff done. It's a perfect play. He's just like, oh, yeah, bud,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: go ahead. And then Ed Sheeran... Put up your money.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Ed Sheeran apparently called Robert Kraft and asked him to
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: commit $ 2 million to match the donation to aid in
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the region to fight the humanitarian crisis.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: So.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Macklemore puts up a million, tells Robert Kraft to do
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: the same thing. Then Ed Sheeran's like, hey, Robert Kraft,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: all my openers and my band left me. I think
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you can do a little bit more than a million, bud.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Let's do two. Also, I saw a thing that said,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: don't clap for Robert Kraft because- him donating like two
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: million dollars yeah it's not a victory lap for him
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: right he's worth like 15 billion i think it's like
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: the average american donating 16 dollars so it's like when
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: when these it's big numbers and you're like oh man
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: two million just that's a lot of money no matter
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: what i mean i don't really i don't like looking
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: at things that way i just think you know it's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: not a lot of money to him but at the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: same time hopefully it it makes a lot of difference
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: for whatever cause it goes to. Yeah, absolutely. And then
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: there's a Taylor Swift. We learned about the Taylor Swift Emmys, um,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: law and order SVU skit. An executive producer now is
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: confirming that yes, Taylor requested that they do the Easter eggs.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: This was going to be just a regular skit with
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: no Easter eggs. And then Taylor's like, let's make this
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: a little bit something more. Uh, the producer for the
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Emmy said, Taylor loved the script and she had some
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: thoughts and we worked that in and, And he said
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the Easter eggs, she wanted them to be really official
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and correct. I mean, the good news about all that
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: news is it wasn't a goof. Yeah. And you're not crazy.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: She put things in there. for you to figure out
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: like there's not a crazy it's not a joke you're
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: not just chasing something that isn't real she didn't just
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: say the random words and stuff like that as a
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: joke she has a whole planned out thing also uh
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: her cat olivia benson with the real olivia benson that
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: was also taylor's idea where she was like okay i
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: have a cat in it too and they're i mean
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: who's gonna tell taylor swift no you're like you want
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to bring the cat sure bring the cat we'll do
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: a little meow at the end with olivia i saw
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: didn't everything point to 10 13 Like October 13th. And
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: then there was another reference to like 8.30 a.m. October 13th, Tuesday. Oh, buddy.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Which October 13th is Tuesday. Yeah. And it said Tuesday,
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: 8.30 a.m. Don't get me. I stumbled upon it. Don't
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: do that to me. Welcome. Hey, plenty of room down
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: here in the Taylor Room. I saw that's what everybody
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: was pointing to.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 13: 10.13 a.m.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Because she said it plain sight. And then on the board.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: On the board? Are you looking at pictures of board?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 17: Wow.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: It said 10.13 on the clock.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: And then October 13th, which is a Tuesday.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: It said Tuesday, 8.30. All right, man. i didn't go
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: deep i don't know if i'm rubbing off on you
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: or something like that but it sounds like you're down
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: the swifty wormhole just like i am i would just
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: say be careful october 13 something might happen we got
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: a naked guy at a bakery coming up around 9
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: 25 and there's always people uh getting naked getting arrested
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: making the news and then making our show here it
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: is mikey and bob on 96 one kiss and it
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: is time for another naked story Whoa! It happened again.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: So excited to get naked. It's time for another Naked
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: Story on the 96.1 Kiss Morning Freak Show with Mikey
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: and Big Bab.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: This is down in Georgia. Okay. Man is accused of
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: making a nasty display outside of a Tasty Cakes bakery.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Like a local bakery? Yeah. 64-year-old man named Elmer. Oh,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: not a hot Elmer. Nobody's naming their kid Elmer anymore, right? Oh, no.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Elmers have left us. We ain't making Elmers anymore. What'd
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Elmer do at the bakery? He was arrested at Tasty
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Cakes after police were getting calls that there was a
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: naked man outside of the Tasty Cakes bakery. Employees were
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: watching on the surveillance camera as the 64-year-old man named
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Elmer took off all his clothes. Oh. Right outside the
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Tasty Cakes Bakery. Nothing tasty about Elmer. A naked Elmer? No.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: 64 years old? He was being nasty, too. He was
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: not doing it tasteful for Tasty Cakes. Nasty Elmer's Bakery?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: What was he cooking? Nobody wants that. Nobody wants to
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: go to Nasty Elmer's Bakery. uh so then the employees
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: of the bakery locked the doors and called the police
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: they went on lockdown yeah before the police could arrive
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: though the employees uh said that uh elmer again 64
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: year old man naked outside the tasty cakes bakery uh
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  Speaker 1: he just he decided to defecate in the parking lot
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  Speaker 1: what a party police showed up to no not elmer
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  Speaker 1: You're at Tasty Cakes Bakery and there's a naked guy
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  Speaker 1: using their parking lot as a toilet. Uh-oh. Elmer's outside
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  Speaker 1: making the bad donuts. They're chocolate, too. Nobody wants those.
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  Speaker 1: They're not the full donuts, though. They're more like munchkins.
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 19: It is a naked person making the show once again.
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  Speaker 23: Why aren't there any capital numbers like if i want
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  Speaker 23: to yell the number 55 in an email i should
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  Speaker 23: be able to without yeah just putting an exclamation at
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  Speaker 23: the point it just doesn't just doesn't get that 55
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  Speaker 23: across you know what i mean you know what i'm
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  Speaker 23: saying That's a valid point.
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  Speaker 1: We should have capital numbers. How would that work? If
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  Speaker 1: you need to yell a number, well, how do capital
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  Speaker 1: letters work? There's big ones and there's small ones. We
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  Speaker 1: only have one size numbers. Yeah, you're probably right. We
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  Speaker 1: need big and small numbers. We do. What are we
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  Speaker 1: doing here? You know, he's right. He's right. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: What do we got going on today? How about a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of Let's Go Pens? They're at training camp already. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let's go Pens, man. First day for Penguins training camp
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  Speaker 1: up at the Lemieux Complex. They're in Cranberry, so you
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  Speaker 1: can go see the Pens today. Uh, we got an
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  Speaker 1: afternoon bucko game. It's dollar dog day at the pirates game,
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  Speaker 1: 1235 against the brewers. And then we got a pit
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  Speaker 1: game tonight at Accra share a little Thursday night football against, uh,
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  Speaker 1: against Syracuse. The only problem with the, uh, the, the
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  Speaker 1: pirates in the pit game is, uh, It's crap out
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  Speaker 1: there today. A little wet, a little monsoon coming through
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  Speaker 1: the area. We got some rain in the forecast today,
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  Speaker 1: so we'll see how those... Those games play out with
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  Speaker 1: the weather, but yeah, it's going to be a little sloppy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Bob. Let's see here. David Allen Fashion Show.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Bob are going to get our suits later
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  Speaker 1: this afternoon, and we are walking in the David Allen
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  Speaker 1: Fashion Show, the 10th annual one that he's done. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to be downtown PPG Place right there downtown. You
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  Speaker 1: can still get it. I think there's only a few
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  Speaker 1: tickets left. DavidAllenFashionShow.com. It's going to be an awesome night
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday. Me and Bob are walking. And it all
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  Speaker 1: benefits Casey's Clubhouse. All right, Bob. What do you want
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  Speaker 1: to name the podcast today? Brought to us by our
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  Speaker 1: good friends at the C. Harper Auto Group. Jockstrap Santa. Simple.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Yeah. Easy. Feel good about it? I feel
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  Speaker 1: good about it.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Jockstrap Santa. It's a good podcast name for the middle
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  Speaker 1: of September. All right. Get caught up on the podcast.
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