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  Speaker 1: So we are back at it, and a reminder coming
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  Speaker 1: the third Degree, the Riddle of the Day. Later on
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  Speaker 1: ask Ben and way way down the road it'll be
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  Speaker 1: fact or fiction. But we begin with this our lead
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  Speaker 1: story from can Zaw City, the Holy Land of the
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  Speaker 1: Chicken Finger. The whole people say it's a barbecue town.
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  Speaker 1: Now no, it's a chicken finger Town. The Chiefs have
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  Speaker 1: decided we're gonna make a move. We're gonna make them.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna retool our roster. Now, are we gonna add
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  Speaker 1: something or are we gonna get rid of something? Well,
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  Speaker 1: they've decided, you know what, let's get let's declutter. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna declutter. That's what Andy Reid saying. So the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: have said bye bye to a key player. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't see this, and maybe not, we have learned
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  Speaker 1: that the canes Za City Chiefs have agreed to a
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  Speaker 1: deal with the l A. Rams and they are sending
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  Speaker 1: all pro defensive back Trent McDuffie to LA for not one,
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  Speaker 1: not two, not three. However, four draft picks, including the
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  Speaker 1: twenty ninth overall pick, the one of the Rams first
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  Speaker 1: round picks. They're back to one. They're back to one.
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  Speaker 1: The Chiefs will also receive a gift bag including a
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  Speaker 1: fifth and a sixth round pick, and then in this
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  Speaker 1: year's draft and then a twenty seven third round pick.
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  Speaker 1: There will be a quiz on this later, so please
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  Speaker 1: take notes. That is a good jumping off point. Let
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  Speaker 1: us discuss the question does this Chiefs Trent McDuffie trade
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  Speaker 1: to the Rams count as a blockbuster trade. I saw
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  Speaker 1: that Blockbuster trade. We does the Trent McDuffie trade by
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City to La count as that so, I've got
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  Speaker 1: emoji filled text messages, Crayola's and aquarium and we'll put
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  Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to
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  Speaker 1: make a traduction with some to zekey sauce. That's the plan,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So a to answer the question, why don't
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  Speaker 1: we just pump the brakes, pump the breaks on blockbuster
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  Speaker 1: trade conversation? All right, this is a blockbuster like Blockbuster
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  Speaker 1: video in twenty twenty six. You know, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, does it? It's a solid football trade. The
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  Speaker 1: Rams got a good player, the Chiefs lost a good player.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice addition for LA. It doesn't rise to
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  Speaker 1: the level of high crimes and misdemeters for Kansas City.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a great day for the Chiefs. McDuffie's pretty
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  Speaker 1: talented player, and you gave that up, and that's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what the Rams wanted. You helped the Rams out. The Rams,
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  Speaker 1: who were on the doorstep of the Super Bowl Merseattle
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  Speaker 1: needed some help to get by the Rams. Otherwise the
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  Speaker 1: Rams were in the Super Bowl and they would have
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  Speaker 1: won it. Whoever played the Patriots gonna win. So the
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  Speaker 1: Rams get a physical, smart defensive back and that's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what the doctor ordered. So we like to move for
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  Speaker 1: l A. And yet again the general manager, Less Snead,
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  Speaker 1: once again running the f M picks Ben Mahler chicken
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  Speaker 1: finger platter at the landing there in Liberty, Missouri. That's
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  Speaker 1: where f them picks. Get me some more chicken? Figure,
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  Speaker 1: Can I get some extra dipping sauce? Sure, we'll get
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  Speaker 1: you some extra dipping sauce. How the figure they're good,
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  Speaker 1: The fingers are good. Okay, how about the fries?
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  Speaker 2: You like?
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  Speaker 1: The fries are good too. Yeah, right there all there
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  Speaker 1: at the landing where we had the last Kansas City
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  Speaker 1: mallor meet and greet a couple of years back. But
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  Speaker 1: Less Sneed clearly was not a smitten kitten. He looked
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  Speaker 1: at all the quarterbacks they went to the combine, and
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  Speaker 1: the Rams looked around, and they saw who was available,
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  Speaker 1: who was likely going to be available with that pick,
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  Speaker 1: And so he's all right, Less Snead, the Rams CM
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean the cartoon bubble in my head.
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  Speaker 1: He fired off a few emoji filled text messages over
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  Speaker 1: to Arrowhead and then when he did dad, he went
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  Speaker 1: over there. On the way they completed the trade, they
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  Speaker 1: did the DOCU sign, but he picked up a ready
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  Speaker 1: made brisket Trent McDuffie. So the Mallord Progress Report, the
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  Speaker 1: Mallord Progress Report, the Rams get an a minus and
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  Speaker 1: a mis because they really only gave up a fifth
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  Speaker 1: round pick because they already have two first um now
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  Speaker 1: I have won. They traded the lower first round pick,
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  Speaker 1: and they traded a fifth to sixth and the seventh.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody cares about a sixth and the seventh round pick.
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  Speaker 1: Those are worthless, So you gave up one pick to
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  Speaker 1: get an all pro. Mcduffee is a war daddy defensive back,
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  Speaker 1: the kind that you plug and play, and they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: give him an extension, which of course in California won't
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  Speaker 1: be that big because of the taxes. But then they'll
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  Speaker 1: move on. But in Kansas City on their report card,
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  Speaker 1: the progress report card, they get a C. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a head scratcher, considering how we always hear it's
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  Speaker 1: very difficult to find elite defensive backs in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: So many people complain about that. And they say, ah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's hard to find them. And
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  Speaker 1: when you get one, you'd like to think you're not
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  Speaker 1: just gonna send them out of town like some leftover
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  Speaker 1: burnt ends from some barbecue plates. But Mahomes, that would
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  Speaker 1: be Patrick or Patty or pat or whatever you call him.
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  Speaker 1: But Mahomes sent out a post on social media and
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  Speaker 1: he used the word damn. He what a burger. He
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  Speaker 1: used the word damn. That tells you everything. Now, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of grasp when I was walking to the studio,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I kind of get what Kansas City
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  Speaker 1: was trying to do. They wanted to reallocate resources here.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't want to pay him. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: pay the man, so you're not gonna pay the man.
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  Speaker 1: They want to spend the money, and they wanted to
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  Speaker 1: spread that around on some other players, and they wanted
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  Speaker 1: those digital discounts. And so they grabbed some Keno cards
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  Speaker 1: from the Rams and they'll get younger players, they'll draft
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  Speaker 1: some defensive back. It's cost certainty. And they picked up
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  Speaker 1: the mystery box of those late round draft picks. Now, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: keeping the drum beat going, we gave you the port
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  Speaker 1: card the Rams getting an AUS and the team from
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  Speaker 1: Kansas City gets a C. Keeping that theme going, the
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  Speaker 1: question here is where does the new Ram pickup Trent
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  Speaker 1: McDuffie rank among the NFL's elite defensive backs. He's what
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  Speaker 1: the Rams needed, but where is he in the hierarchy
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  Speaker 1: of NFL defensive backs. So after a minutes long deliberation
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  Speaker 1: which included several YouTube videos and a deep dive with
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  Speaker 1: the nerds, with the nerds, the stats and all that, McDuffie,
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  Speaker 1: this is not Revis Island. This is not Dion Sanders
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  Speaker 1: in the mid nineties prime time. Those guys have beachfront
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  Speaker 1: property in Canton, Ohio if there was a beach there.
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  Speaker 1: But mcduffee he's still writing the book. He's still writing
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  Speaker 1: the book, and he's built a pretty good foundation, pretty
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  Speaker 1: good foundation. He's on the fast track here, battle tested
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  Speaker 1: postseason games, back to back Super Bowls, got it done
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  Speaker 1: in those games and the pressure cooker. So it's not
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  Speaker 1: like he's been playing for the Raiders. There's some suck
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  Speaker 1: team like the Browns where they don't ever play in
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  Speaker 1: big games. This last year was a stinker for Kansas City,
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  Speaker 1: but we know before that they were really, really good.
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  Speaker 1: So he's gotten it done under the bright lights, and
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  Speaker 1: that's good. So the quarterbacks who played against him, based
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  Speaker 1: on what I was seeing him, they treated the McDuffie
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  Speaker 1: side of the field like a construction zone. Like you're
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  Speaker 1: here on the four h five or one on one
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  Speaker 1: in La. Get the construction zone, you know, slow down
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  Speaker 1: for the cone zone. Detour, detour, detour, and you try
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  Speaker 1: to find a new route or route. Now, good things
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  Speaker 1: do come in small packages occasionally, and McDuffie would appear
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  Speaker 1: to be proof on that. He's not the tallest, he's
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  Speaker 1: not the biggest, he's not the strongest defense back. He
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  Speaker 1: has been the chef's kiss, making up for it with
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  Speaker 1: good footwork and all that stuff, and provided air tight coverage.
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  Speaker 1: How tight, so tight. He's basically become a brand ambassador
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  Speaker 1: for Crayola that you knows Crayola pens where the erases
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  Speaker 1: half the field most of the time, where they don't
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  Speaker 1: often throw to where he's at right now on Benny's
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  Speaker 1: Big Board, not a list for Terry and England. Benny's
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  Speaker 1: Big Board. McDuffie's in the top five top ten conversation.
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  Speaker 1: He's in that neighborhood's good neighborhood, safe neighborhood, low crime,
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  Speaker 1: and good shopping and solid weather. So I looked at
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  Speaker 1: the Madden game, which is very important Madden. The Madden
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  Speaker 1: people have him at a ninety four. Trent McDuffie a
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  Speaker 1: ninety four rating on Madden, which, as I understand it
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  Speaker 1: is the video game version of a Misch and Star.
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  Speaker 1: So there's not a lot of debate on that. And
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  Speaker 1: now the Rams know exactly what they have to do. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you got the man, you got to pay the man,
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  Speaker 1: and that's why they are expected to give him a massive,
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  Speaker 1: massive contract. And the whispers that we're hearing here is
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  Speaker 1: that McDuffie will become the highest paid defensive back in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, and right now it's Sauce Gardener of the
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  Speaker 1: Colts on average annual value. McDuffie. If this goes the
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  Speaker 1: way it's it's headed, he's going to get paid more
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  Speaker 1: than that. The cherry on top of him. So cow
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  Speaker 1: guy played at a couple of high schools in southern
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  Speaker 1: California bounced. You know, these high school kids get paid
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  Speaker 1: money to go from school to school, So you got
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  Speaker 1: to check from one school and went to another school
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  Speaker 1: and all that. But they the Rams. I know this
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  Speaker 1: is upsetting for Mark the full name guy and Nostradinas
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  Speaker 1: and the other trolls out there, but the Rams just
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  Speaker 1: leveled up. The Seahawks are getting worse. The Rams are
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  Speaker 1: getting better. So instead of being given the two point
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  Speaker 1: conversion that Seattle got from the NFL, the erroneous two
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  Speaker 1: point conversion, how about you get a free touchdown this year.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna need more than just two points to beat
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  Speaker 1: the Rams upcoming because you got people leaving, fleeing, running
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  Speaker 1: out of Seattle. Will the last person that leaves Seattle
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  Speaker 1: leave the lights and turn the lights off? And then
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  Speaker 1: you got the rams. You just supposed what the Rams
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  Speaker 1: are doing? All right? Now, last word to mister Rogers' neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: We go. We're gonna take the trolley to mister rogers neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: So Aaron Rogers apparently is fed up. He is fed
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  Speaker 1: up with your fascination and my fascination about his marriage.
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  Speaker 1: So he was playing grab ass with high paid podcaster
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  Speaker 1: Pat McAfee on the YouTube show and Rodgers had a
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  Speaker 1: lot to say. We're not gonna go through the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing here, but Rogers said that the obsession meaning the
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  Speaker 1: obsession with his wife is effing bizarre, he said. He
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  Speaker 1: also claimed that they're there are quote legitimate stalkers who
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  Speaker 1: have followed him closely at his home at the gym
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  Speaker 1: in Malibu, And I guess we have a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Let's play a little clip here. This is a little taste,
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  Speaker 1: just to prove I'm not lying. Here's Aaron Rodgers on
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  Speaker 1: his buddy playing some grab ass with Pat McAfee.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm out of it. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 3: back in it. I don't want to be a part
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  Speaker 3: of that. I understand. You know when I play, If
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  Speaker 3: I play that, there's scrutiny, there's a tension that comes
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  Speaker 3: with it. But I'm fully content on living a private life.
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  Speaker 3: But you have people out there that say about me
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  Speaker 3: and create these narratives and talk about my wife and
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  Speaker 3: talk about this and that and search for our wedding
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  Speaker 3: certificate and all this different. Like, we're not living a
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  Speaker 3: public life. We're not going to now, not in the future,
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  Speaker 3: not ever. When this is done, it's Kaiser Sosa and
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  Speaker 3: you won't see me. You won't see me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing TV. Okay, not doing TV. So Rogers
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  Speaker 1: has a couple of houses. But he's talking about the
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  Speaker 1: home in Malibu, in here in LA. And as you
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  Speaker 1: heard that Rogers he mentioned his wife is anyone? If
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  Speaker 1: Rogers goes away, my life's not going to change too much.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just talk about other people. It doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 1: He makes it seem like this is going to be
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  Speaker 1: a great loss for humanity that Rogers is going to
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  Speaker 1: go away. Dude, go away.
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  Speaker 4: We don't.
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  Speaker 1: We'll find whether you're there or not. The beat goes on.
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  Speaker 1: We were doing this before you got to the to
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, and we'll do it after, so it's not
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  Speaker 1: not any big deal. The story, though, is the wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's obviously the story, right. The identity remains unknown and
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  Speaker 1: as he said, there, I want privacy, all right? Question
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  Speaker 1: what a SOB story? Do you feel bad? Do you
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  Speaker 1: feel bad for Aaron Rodgers getting swarmed by the locusts
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  Speaker 1: of the paparazzo? Do you feel bad? So we don't?
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  Speaker 1: I wish we did. I just don't. I guess what.
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  Speaker 1: I have an alternative theory. I think Rogers actually loves
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  Speaker 1: this stuff. He loves it. There's no other reason that
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  Speaker 1: you're in this situation. Right. This man announced that he
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  Speaker 1: is secretly married. And then he treats if there is
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  Speaker 1: a wife, he treats the wife like she's the nuclear
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  Speaker 1: launch codes, she's the nukes. And it tells everyone, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm married, but you can't know a name. Really, we'll
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  Speaker 1: just give your first name and uh no, no nothing
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  Speaker 1: other than that, no photo. Of course, what do you
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  Speaker 1: think the propaazzo are going to do? They're gonna circle
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  Speaker 1: you put mystery in the air everywhere. That's catnip for
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  Speaker 1: the tabloids. It's hide and seek. And this my sugar
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  Speaker 1: of Rogers has made about four hundred million dollars. That's
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  Speaker 1: just on the field, doesn't include the discount double check.
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  Speaker 1: And he lives in Malibu. Now, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you're familiar with Malibu. It is essentially a celebrity aquarium,
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  Speaker 1: is what it is. Now. A lot of it burned down, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: because the mayor was off on vacation and the whole
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  Speaker 1: thing burned and they didn't have enough water because there's
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of incompetent people in LA But there's still
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Malibu left, and that's where the very wealthy,
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  Speaker 1: the very successful people in entertainment, they all have homes
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  Speaker 1: there and it's a celebrity aquarium where the paparazzo are
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  Speaker 1: the sharks. And then they're out, they're hunting around and
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  Speaker 1: it's the greatest marketing campaign in paparazzo history. And you know,
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  Speaker 1: somewhere there's some people over at TMZ the Daily Mail
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  Speaker 1: page six, the fautogs who are rubbing their hands together
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  Speaker 1: like cartoon villains. The chase is on, right, they're just
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  Speaker 1: rubbing their hands together. The chase is on. This has
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  Speaker 1: become mythological. Is she real? Is this some kind of
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  Speaker 1: ai chat bock? And to my knowledge I might be
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  Speaker 1: wrong on this, but I am married. And when you
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  Speaker 1: get married, you have to file for it to be
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  Speaker 1: a legal marriage. Don't you have to file it with
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  Speaker 1: somebody out of state? Right if you're married in America?
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  Speaker 1: I believe that to be the case. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you can hide that information. It's on the public record.
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  Speaker 1: Is she possibly sasquatch? Could Rogers have married Bigfoot or
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  Speaker 1: a lizard person? I don't know whoever gets that first video,
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  Speaker 1: the first photos, whatever paparazzi gets that they're buying a
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  Speaker 1: new Bentley. They're getting a new Bentley, and look you
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  Speaker 1: want privacy in all this stuff. I have a solution.
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  Speaker 1: I have the Malor Plan. My advice to Aaron Rodgers
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  Speaker 1: is to find a tiny wooden cabin out there in
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  Speaker 1: the forest. Go to the woods. I hear a town
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  Speaker 1: called Lincoln, Montana. Off the really worked out well for
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  Speaker 1: the unibomber for a while there, and you can live
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  Speaker 1: that lifestyle. Get off the grid and no Wi Fi
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  Speaker 1: and no electricity and you can poop in some dirt
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  Speaker 1: and wipe your tuckus with leaves and you'll be good
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  Speaker 1: to go. Otherwise, you're a celebrity, dude. You made a
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  Speaker 1: deal with the devil, and you take the good. That's
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  Speaker 1: the money, money, money, the attention, and then you cannot
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  Speaker 1: act shocked that wough you apparently are that the cameras
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  Speaker 1: show up. That's the deal. Everyone knows the deal. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: knows the deal. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: this hour is from college football. There was a story
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  Speaker 1: reported a couple weeks back that claimed that this day
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  Speaker 1: was already happening. It didn't happen that day, but it's
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  Speaker 1: now happened. What are you talking about? A legend, an
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  Speaker 1: absolute legend in the last couple of generations in college football,
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  Speaker 1: by now. News came out hours ago. Perhaps not though.
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  Speaker 1: Lou Holtz. Lou Holtz, the silvertungue college football coach most
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  Speaker 1: associated with Notre Dame, although he coached all over the place,
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  Speaker 1: led the Fighting Irish to a national championship way back
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen eighty eight, and bill up this amazing reputation
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  Speaker 1: as a master of rebuilding college football programs before players
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  Speaker 1: could legally be paid. And he has died at the
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  Speaker 1: age of eighty nine. He had been in some poor health.
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  Speaker 1: Are there reports he was in hospice care? He died
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  Speaker 1: in Orlando. So the life of Lou Holtz, that is
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  Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss So the
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  Speaker 1: question how are you going to remember? How are you
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  Speaker 1: going to remember Notre Dame coach Lou Holtz as he
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  Speaker 1: checks out of this mortal coil. So I've got Doctor Seuss,
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  Speaker 1: Red Lobster, and Cypress Hill, and we're going to provide
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  Speaker 1: you some alphabet soup. ABC is what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 1: That's where we start with ABC. So, but we'll actually
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  Speaker 1: start with number one. Yes, in a generation, the golden
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  Speaker 1: generation of coaches, which Lou Holtz was a part of,
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  Speaker 1: bigger than life, personalities across all sports, across all sports,
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  Speaker 1: and he had Lou Holtz there who felt larger in life.
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  Speaker 1: You think of the guys that were around his age,
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  Speaker 1: in his generation, You've got people like Tommy Lasorda, Mike Dicka,
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Knight. These are humongous personalities. You don't have that now.
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  Speaker 1: Most coaches are so barring these days, they're very borring.
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  Speaker 1: But not those days. That was a mom and pop
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  Speaker 1: you had bigger than life people like Lou Holtz. And
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  Speaker 1: Lou Holtz didn't just stand out. He took the stage,
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  Speaker 1: he performed a card trick with his right hand with
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  Speaker 1: his left hand, he made balloon pets for the kids.
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  Speaker 1: And he always demanded excellen So I always demanded excellent,
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  Speaker 1: was all coaches do. But physically he was a pint
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  Speaker 1: sized figure, but he had that cape on the sidelines.
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  Speaker 1: He was like a superhero on the sidelines. And he
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  Speaker 1: was a giant growing up years ago. And he did
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  Speaker 1: follow It would appear the Doctor Seus's playbook. He said
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  Speaker 1: what he felt and he did what he said. And
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't always popular like the Holtz. Now he's passed away,
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  Speaker 1: his tributes coming in all stuff. But it wasn't double
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  Speaker 1: ed story. It was equal parts lovable, unlikable to some.
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  Speaker 1: And so you had that and then also just utterly original,
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  Speaker 1: which I always appreciated. And he did wake up the
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  Speaker 1: echoes of Notre Dame winning it all back in the eighties.
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  Speaker 1: But his true legacy is what used to be called
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  Speaker 1: an encyclopedia, I guess, and now it's called Wikipedia or
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  Speaker 1: Gronkipedia or whatever. The encyclopedia of tough love and witty
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  Speaker 1: quotes that he left for us Mere mortals here and
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  Speaker 1: his approach because of that, you know, Lou, you know
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  Speaker 1: there were some people that were not you know, not
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  Speaker 1: big fans, as we pointed out, but in his era,
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  Speaker 1: he was part of that time where that's how you acted.
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  Speaker 1: In this era, you get clout, you get points for
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  Speaker 1: being a victim, playing the victim, you get social media credit,
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  Speaker 1: and people love to be the victim. They love to
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  Speaker 1: have problems. When Lou Holtz was doing his thing, you
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  Speaker 1: were looked down upon when you celebrated all your issues,
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  Speaker 1: and he said, wow, Holts, it was a relic of
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  Speaker 1: a different era. It was a grittier time. That was
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  Speaker 1: a grittier time, and he preached self reliance to his players,
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  Speaker 1: and he famously won my all time favorite quotes, and
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  Speaker 1: there were a couple of them. I'll give you a
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  Speaker 1: few of them for Lou Holtz, but one of them
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  Speaker 1: was never tell your problems to anyone because you're the
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  Speaker 1: team you're playing and not going to offer you sympathy.
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  Speaker 1: And he lived by the math that life is ten
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  Speaker 1: percent what happens and then ninety percent how you respond
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  Speaker 1: to it. And the mother of all quotes for Lou Holtz,
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  Speaker 1: and there's some debate about this, but for me, the
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  Speaker 1: mother of all quotes, especially the times that we live
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  Speaker 1: in now, there would be players that would bitch and
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  Speaker 1: complain that the practice was too hard, it was too
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  Speaker 1: physical at Notre Dame, right, they'd bitch about it. So
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  Speaker 1: Lou Holtz one day said that no one has ever
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  Speaker 1: drowned in sweat, which is the ultimate comeback, right, just
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  Speaker 1: shut up, you know you can be okay, Everything will
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  Speaker 1: be okay. And I did have the good fortune of
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  Speaker 1: meeting Lou Holtz years ago. He was doing some speaking
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  Speaker 1: and this goes back almost thirty years. It's doing some
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  Speaker 1: local radio at the time, and he was speaking at
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  Speaker 1: a promotion that we did, the Winning Way promotion, and
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  Speaker 1: we had like Muhammad Ali was there, Lou Holtz, Terry
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  Speaker 1: bradch All, theyse random people were thrown together, and Holtz
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  Speaker 1: followed another doctor Seuss belief that you need to be
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  Speaker 1: yourself because everyone else is taken and will there will
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  Speaker 1: never be another one like him because of the way
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  Speaker 1: the world was then as it is now and just
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  Speaker 1: everything is so upside down now. Page two here continuing
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  Speaker 1: as we celebrate the memory of Lou Holtz. We drive
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  Speaker 1: down memory lane. So what is the one thing that
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  Speaker 1: Lou Holtz did in all these years coaching, the one
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  Speaker 1: thing that stamped his legacy in football and college football
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  Speaker 1: coaching in particular. So a big part and I still
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  Speaker 1: remember this when I was a little kid, but a
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  Speaker 1: big part of Lou Holt's legacy. The thing that will
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  Speaker 1: be etched, it should be etched on his tombstone, right
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  Speaker 1: next to a picture of a magic trick is poor
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  Speaker 1: mouth p oo r mo o U t h. The
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  Speaker 1: man did not just coach football. He buttered the opponent's
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  Speaker 1: Cheddarbabe biscuits with a level of frantic precision that would
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  Speaker 1: make a line cook weep. If Lou Holtz had spent
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  Speaker 1: as much time focused on the kitchen as he did
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  Speaker 1: on the sideline, Like if you worked at Red Lobster
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  Speaker 1: would be a global superpower right now. You'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: what's what's going on in the Golden era of the
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  Speaker 1: Golden Domers which wasn't actually lou Holtz's ear, it was
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  Speaker 1: before that. But when lou was at Notre Dame, lou
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  Speaker 1: Holtz would look at the schedule and Notre Dame's always
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  Speaker 1: had some really lightweight opponents mixed in, and they're an independent,
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  Speaker 1: and they've always been an independent my entire life. And
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  Speaker 1: so Notre Dame would play the service academies right to
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  Speaker 1: play Air Force or Navy, or they played Rice, which
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  Speaker 1: is terrible SMU when they were horrific, and Lou would
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  Speaker 1: get on the dais and make you believe that this
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  Speaker 1: team that could be one in six was like the
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  Speaker 1: football version in college of the nineteen twenty seven Yankees,
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  Speaker 1: and he turned what had been a casual hobby called poormouthing.
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  Speaker 1: It was at the time Lou started doing that. It
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  Speaker 1: was like a clunky rotary phone, and he turned that
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  Speaker 1: clunky rotary phone into a sleek iPhone Promax is what
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  Speaker 1: he did. It became known as his thing Lou Holt syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: Anytime a coach goes over the top with faint praise
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  Speaker 1: for an opponent that clearly blows, that's Lou Holt syndrome.
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  Speaker 1: He would heap such contrived, effusive and insincere praise on
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  Speaker 1: teams where Notre Dame would be a three or four
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  Speaker 1: touchdown favorite, and he'd be celebrating the underdog, and you'd
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  Speaker 1: swear that the fighting Irish who were about to face
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  Speaker 1: both the Justice League and the Avengers at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: and he'd hug them so hard they'd suffocate, killing them
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  Speaker 1: with kindness. Every Monday, Notre Dame that have a news conference.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes it would be broadcast on television. There was no
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  Speaker 1: internet in those days, and he'd get up there and
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  Speaker 1: he'd just go on and on about how great the
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  Speaker 1: coach is, the school is, how tough it is. Notre
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  Speaker 1: Dame's got no chance, you know. He say, ah, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something that that Navy quarterback that
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  Speaker 1: is the next, that's the next Joe Montana right, the
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  Speaker 1: ext whatever. And it was performance hard. So rest in
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  Speaker 1: peace to to Lou Holtz. A life well lived for
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  Speaker 1: Lou Holtz there as he leaves us behind. All right,
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  Speaker 1: So final point here, I want to turn the page
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  Speaker 1: to the Magnolia State. And this has been bouncing around
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  Speaker 1: the echo chamber of the last couple of a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. I wanted to address it. So there's a
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  Speaker 1: proposed law that if it does happen, it is as understated,
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  Speaker 1: it is not happen, and it would exempt college athletes
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  Speaker 1: in that state from having to pay state income tax
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  Speaker 1: on nil earnings, and this would significantly impact their take
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  Speaker 1: home pay. Meaning if you're going to a play at
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  Speaker 1: USC or cal or any of the California schools, the
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  Speaker 1: People's Republic of California, they'll take a big chunk of
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  Speaker 1: your money. And they want more, more and more, more
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  Speaker 1: and more, more and more and more. And in Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: they're like, no, work good, we were work good. We don't.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want to tax you at all. And so
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  Speaker 1: this would be an unleveled playing field in college football recruiting.
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  Speaker 1: So the question, Mississippi politicians planning to give tax breaks,
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  Speaker 1: nil tax breaks to college athletes, how does that strike you?
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  Speaker 1: So this thing has gone from hey, let's pay the players,
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  Speaker 1: which by the way, I supported, to let's give the
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  Speaker 1: players extra coupons. Wait wait, so I supported paying the players.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you should have a setup where you
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  Speaker 1: pay the players. But this is Wowie Kauzawi. This is
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  Speaker 1: a carnival ride. And I don't know that I want
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  Speaker 1: to be on that roller coaster. I don't know that
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  Speaker 1: I want to be on that roller coaster. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: like I like paying taxes. Don't get me wrong, I
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  Speaker 1: hate paying taxes, But I pay taxes. I pay a
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  Speaker 1: lot of taxes, a lot more than you do, probably
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  Speaker 1: if you don't live in California. But it's an absolute
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  Speaker 1: race to the bottom. And here we are college football.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's slapping stickers on players, trying to lure them here, there,
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  Speaker 1: and everywhere. Come on down now, in this upside down world.
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  Speaker 1: You've got nineteen twenty year old college football players who
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  Speaker 1: are making you know, two D three hundred thousand, four
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand and five hundred thousand more than that sometimes
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  Speaker 1: and some of these guys will be at Old miss
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  Speaker 1: not many at Mississippi State, and they're gonna get a holiday,
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  Speaker 1: a tax holiday. And the guy in Mississippi, the forty
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  Speaker 1: year old guy who's got three kids, a wife that
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  Speaker 1: hates him, that works at the Pigley Wiggley, that person
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  Speaker 1: does not get a tax break. That's the system. You
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  Speaker 1: know what this is? This is it's Cypress Hill, insane
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  Speaker 1: in the membrane is what that is. It bonkers. It's
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  Speaker 1: absolutely bonkers, is what it is. Now. Mississippi politicians are
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  Speaker 1: basically running a Black Friday promotion for linebackers. It's a doorbuster,
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  Speaker 1: free taxes if you run, if you're four point three
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  Speaker 1: or four point four, not student. If that is your
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  Speaker 1: forty time, come on down now, price is right, come
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  Speaker 1: on down and all of that to get an edge
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  Speaker 1: over Ohio State, Notre Dame, Alabama, and whoever else the
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  Speaker 1: powers of the day are. Don't include Indiana in that now. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: the normal SCHMO is standing online at the Department of
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  Speaker 1: Motil Vehicles of Life, paying every effing penny, every penny.
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  Speaker 1: And college football for the last couple of years has
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  Speaker 1: been very open. It's semi professional football. It's you know
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  Speaker 1: how you have like Coca Cola and Diet Coke. It's
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  Speaker 1: the NFL light It's Diet NFL with student ID cards
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  Speaker 1: and this coupon book from the lawmakers in Mississippi. It's
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  Speaker 1: just it's just wild, man, It is absolutely wild. And
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  Speaker 1: you and I both know Mississippi does this, and it's
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  Speaker 1: just a little more important college football in the South.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna have Alabama and Georgia and Florida and
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  Speaker 1: all these other southern states. Louisiana they're gonna do it too,
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  Speaker 1: because if Mississippi's got an advantage, these other guys are
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, we got to have that same same advantage
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  Speaker 1: and then so places where they're never going to get
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  Speaker 1: that advantage. I'm sure there's politicians in California like, let's
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  Speaker 1: tax these guys more. Let's let's really bend them over,
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  Speaker 1: Let's really tax these guys. So that's that's where we are.
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  Speaker 1: And isn't the big meet and greet there? President Trump's
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  Speaker 1: getting Nick Saban, Tiger Woods d Chambeau. Is that today?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I think that might be today, that's later today, they're
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: going to have to get together and they're going to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: solve all of college football's problems right there while eating
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: some chicken nuggets and some fries and some some big
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: max and quarter pounders and they'll be good. Yeah. And
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that new sandwich whatever that burger is from McDonald's, I
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: forget the name of it. Where the CEO guy couldn't
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  Speaker 1: eat it because you know, he took like one little
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: baby bite because it must have been disgusting.
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  Speaker 6: Notre Dame running back Jeremiah Love is the top rank
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  Speaker 6: running back in the draft, and with a strong combine performance,
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  Speaker 6: some say he could be a top ten pick. Then
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: do you think Love goes top ten?
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  Speaker 1: He's a fringe top ten guy because he's a running back.
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  Speaker 1: I love the name. I love the name and all
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  Speaker 1: the numbers from the combine and all that. Everyone's all
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  Speaker 1: horny for this guy. He looks good. I believe it
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  Speaker 1: when I see it in the NFL. But yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: about a forty five percent chance he goes in the
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  Speaker 1: top ten. Next.
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  Speaker 6: Von Miller said in a recent interview that if he
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  Speaker 6: does not return to the Commanders, he would love to
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: go back to the Broncos to have a chance at closure. Ben,
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: could you see the Broncos and bringing back a legend
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: to finish out his career?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I see, Coop. Yeah, this is a trick question
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: because if I answer wrong, you're going to so you
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  Speaker 1: failing all. No, they don't need to bring von Miller back.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: He's washed off, he's last, he's always heard, he's missed
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  Speaker 1: the last the last couple of years. He already plays.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't make impact play. No. Next.
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  Speaker 6: Now at five hundred for the first time since being
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  Speaker 6: two and two, Ben, could you see them sneaking into
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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• 34:20
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• 34:29
  Speaker 1: in the second half. Absolutely, I hope they make the
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• 35:32
  Speaker 6: your favorite muscle car if if you have one.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, I'm not a big muscle car guy
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: because my my height, I don't really fit in the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: muscle cars. My wife she had one for for a while.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'm losing her old the classic muscle car. But I
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  Speaker 1: guess the the Corvette would be the one. But what
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  Speaker 1: about you, Lrena?
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  Speaker 6: Oh gosh, my car knowledge is extensive, just.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Like okay, so you want to defer to.
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  Speaker 6: I differ I like the nineteen seventy Barracuda.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Oh I liked it. Purple purple Barracuda. Yeah, I gotcha,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: all right, Yeah, I feel like that kind of ended
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in the seventies, right, that was the last period of
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the sixties, mid sixties of the seventies. That was a
• 36:25
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• 36:28
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• 36:31
  Speaker 1: good at crashing them. Into the side of the wall
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Other still, yeah, all right, what
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: is what is next year? Where are we going? All right?
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: We have a we have a would you rather from
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Ferg Dog? Oh, Ferg Dog, I forgot Yes, he wants
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: to know, would you rather spend a year in jail
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  Speaker 6: for ten million dollars or ten years in jail for
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  Speaker 6: a billion?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: All right? So one year I get a million, one
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  Speaker 1: year you get ten million. Ten oh cop And that's
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  Speaker 1: after taxes.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't does not specify.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I do the one year? I
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  Speaker 1: think one year if I have Wi Fi in jail
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  Speaker 1: and I have a phone. I'm not I'm not like
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  Speaker 1: a felon or anything like that, so I'm not in
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: that part of the jail. I don't I think I
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: can handle a year.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: I'd go a year.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know who ten years? Not At my age,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I can't do ten years. What about you, Lorena?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think ten mili will be enough. Like, I
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: don't think I need more than that.
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  Speaker 1: So I would do a year for sure, to invest
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: that in some you know, some stocks.
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  Speaker 6: And if you do ten years in jail, you might die.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: And I if you die, then you can't spend your mind.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Well, the other thing I've heard, and we have a
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: lot of boys that listen in jail. We thank them
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  Speaker 1: for listening. But sometimes these guys get long sentences and
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: they don't know how to live outside of jail. They
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: become so used to the jail life. They get out
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: of jail, they got to go back because they don't
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: know what to do when they get out. Cool.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree for all of those reasons. Ten millions enough.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: See for you should have gone two million dollars for
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: one year and like twenty million for ten or five
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: or something like that. All right, what's next?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: What do you got?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: All right, it's ask man? This one inert I offered.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Did you see this guy offered Giant State Mario's got
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Giants tickets to Opening Dead. You say, oh, he says,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I won't go. I would go, but I think we
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: have a show that night. He offered to you too.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Shanon des Moines wants to know whenever your show ends,
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: I guess, like, yeah, off the air? Who in the
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Mallard militia would you check in on?
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: No, I mean I would. If I don't work here,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I'll just work somewhere else. I mean, we've got a
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: big enough audience that would just, you know, do the
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: show somewhere else. So it doesn't matter what I'd like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: working here. I'd like to keep working here. But if
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't work here, I'd just do something else. But
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: I just have everyone, everyone I can get ahold of it,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: have him follow me to wherever I work next, so everyone,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I guess, would be the answer. What's next, coop? What
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: do we got?
• 38:56
  Speaker 6: Let's see? Is there a food that you'll eat? This
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: from roy a food that you eat no matter even
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: if it's expired.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Well, puney, because it never expires. I just do the smell.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I do the smell in the eyeball. If it's growing hair,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I don't eat it. If it smells terrible, I don't
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: eat it. It's not going by my mouth.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Bread if there's no if there's no mold, I'll eat
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: the bread bad ways too long, eh.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: I eat green garlic one time,