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Hour 3 - Crab Cakes All Day · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Hut hoot, hike.
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  Speaker 2: It's our numb bird three and we head to Baltimore.
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  Speaker 2: Big trade over the weekend, Big trade over the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: The Ravens get Max Crosby from the Silver and Black.
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  Speaker 1: What are the Raiders doing? Seriously?
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  Speaker 2: What's the plan here? Also, did the Ravens just get
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  Speaker 2: fleeced or are they the ones doing the fleecing and
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  Speaker 2: getting Max Crosby for all those draft picks some of
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  Speaker 2: these draftnexser oh, I.
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  Speaker 1: Can't believe they give up that much draft capital. Please.
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  Speaker 2: Also, why are the Raiders celebrating the one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: twenty million dollars in cap space. We'll explain why that
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  Speaker 2: is nothing to celebrate and why if you're celebrating that,
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  Speaker 2: hour from Viva Las Vegas as the Raiders did the
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  Speaker 2: thing they shouldn't have done at the time they shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have done it. I assume you know by now, but
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  Speaker 2: we were away from our post and the watchtower over
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  Speaker 2: the weekend. We stepped away from that, and I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna do a monologue about this on the podcast, the
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  Speaker 1: I thought, yeah, I'm gonna save it. I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: do on a Saturday one and I was like, I'll
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  Speaker 1: save it for the radio show. So here we are.
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  Speaker 2: The Raiders said bye bye to Mad Max, and that's
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  Speaker 2: Max with two exes. We learned earlier in the show
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  Speaker 2: that Max Crosby was so big as a child that
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  Speaker 2: they had to break his collar bone during birth because
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  Speaker 2: he didn't fit through the birth canal, and he's allergic
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  Speaker 2: to peanuts. That being said, I assume you saw by
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  Speaker 2: now in Las Vegas sending defensive end Max Crosby to
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  Speaker 2: the Ravens in exchange for two first round draft picks
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  Speaker 2: and some other goodies mixed in there. But that's a
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  Speaker 2: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. Baltimore,
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  Speaker 2: they made the move, they shot their shot. They get
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  Speaker 2: Max Crosby from the silver and black ball. The team
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  Speaker 2: in Vegas gets some scratcher tickets.
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  Speaker 1: So what are the doing? Seriously, what is the plan here?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What are they doing?
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  Speaker 2: So I've got mystery box, Mickey des and Whirlpool refrigerator,
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  Speaker 2: and we will combine all of these things together and
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  Speaker 2: we are going to move at break break neck speed
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  Speaker 2: is what we're going to do. Break Neck We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: literally break next.
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  Speaker 1: That's how fast we're going to go.
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  Speaker 2: But we start out just inch by his So, first
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  Speaker 2: of all, this is not that difficult to decode.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that difficult to decode. Here, I'll do it
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  Speaker 1: for you.
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  Speaker 2: The Raiders strategy right now is the same strategy of
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  Speaker 2: the guy at the casino who's got fifty dollars, not
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  Speaker 2: fifty one dollars, not fifty two dollars, fifty dollars left
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  Speaker 2: in his pocket.
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  Speaker 1: To his name.
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  Speaker 2: He goes into the table with the roulette wheel. He
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  Speaker 2: sits down at the table and he's got op you
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  Speaker 2: can bet odd even, you can bet red or black.
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  Speaker 1: And this guy says, you know what, I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna bet all my money, all the money I
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  Speaker 2: have left, I'm gonna put it all on Green, the
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  Speaker 2: sucker bet.
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  Speaker 1: The odds of hitting Green in the roulette wheel.
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  Speaker 2: Are two point six percent on American roulette, two point
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  Speaker 2: six percent.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long shot.
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  Speaker 2: That's the blueprint for the team that is in the
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  Speaker 2: Las Vegas area. They're pulling the rebuild card from the
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  Speaker 2: bottom of the deck, and it's the oldest grift in sports,
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  Speaker 2: and you can always pull it off. You're selling hope,
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  Speaker 2: you sell the Tomorrow's gonna be better because tomorrow is
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  Speaker 2: a mystery box, and fans will always buy the mystery box.
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  Speaker 1: They they have. It's very bizarre. There this glitch that so.
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  Speaker 2: Many people have, and I had the same glitch when
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  Speaker 2: I was younger, and at some point, I think it
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  Speaker 2: was after the seventh or eighth consecutive draft, the LA Clippers,
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  Speaker 2: who had a top ten pick, drafted some turd and
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  Speaker 2: then I realized what a hustle this was in all sports, right,
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  Speaker 2: in all sports, because the odds of getting it right
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  Speaker 2: are about three percent. Right, more likely you're gonna draft
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  Speaker 2: someone who who plays like your armpit smells after you've
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  Speaker 2: been working out for a couple hours, if you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. All right, So yet you can sell it,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it's like, oh, it's it's hope, and fans
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  Speaker 2: always buy the mystery box, the falsehole.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: We've got extra picks. We we got extra picks. Please
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  Speaker 2: means nothing. This is the same franchise. I remember that
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  Speaker 2: we the same exact thing. And it wasn't that long ago.
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  Speaker 2: Within the last decade, the Raiders had two first round picks,
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  Speaker 2: and y'all told me, oh my god, the Raiders are set.
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  Speaker 2: Ah man, it's gonna be so good for the Raiders.
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  Speaker 2: So they drafted Henry Ruggs and Damon Arnett. That was
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  Speaker 2: the double feature of disaster for the Raiders. Net Rugs
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  Speaker 2: is currently in jail in Nevada. He was sentenced to
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  Speaker 2: three to ten years in prison. He killed the woman
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  Speaker 2: drunk driving and her dog they burned up in a
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  Speaker 2: crash on the streets of Las Vegas. Arnett was arrested
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  Speaker 2: after his time with the Raiders on gun and meth charges.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, but those were the Raiders' first round draft picks. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And I said, well, bet that was a different regime.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's different. Now, Okay, what exactly has Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Brady done as the de facto GM of the Raiders
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  Speaker 2: to give you any level of confidence.
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  Speaker 1: He's running the show. He's running the show. He hired
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  Speaker 1: his college buddy as a sock puppet.
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  Speaker 2: And you know he's on the marinet there playing the
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  Speaker 2: puppets and this puppet show and all that.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Brady's in charge.
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  Speaker 2: And if you look at this, it's a different name,
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  Speaker 2: but it's the same circus. And they might as well
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  Speaker 2: just play their games in the mezzanine there at Circus Circus.
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  Speaker 1: It's the new ring master. Oh, I got seven Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl rings?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, also signed off on Geno Smith two wins
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  Speaker 2: for fifty eight million. Pete Carroll brought him in, fired
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  Speaker 2: after one season, and el Stinko, L stinko, you're messing
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  Speaker 2: with the football guys.
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  Speaker 1: Now.
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  Speaker 2: Secondly, on the Baltimore side, the question, and I got
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  Speaker 2: to bring this up because I saw some people, Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, the Ravens, what are they doing? They traded
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  Speaker 2: these draft PIDs. You can't do that. You're messing with
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  Speaker 2: the football gods.
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  Speaker 1: Question.
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  Speaker 2: Did the Ravens get fleeced because they gave up multiple
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  Speaker 2: draft picks, or are they the ones doing the fleecing
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  Speaker 2: and getting Max Crosby So the very premise, I'm offended
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  Speaker 2: by it. Did Baltimore get fleeced? Hell no, no, stop it.
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  Speaker 2: The Ravens are the ones in this chapter of the
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  Speaker 2: book that did the fleecing. This is f them picks.
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  Speaker 2: It's you know, we're like McDonald's on this one. I'm
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  Speaker 2: loving it, Mickey d's. I'm loving it right. The Raiders
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  Speaker 2: traded a BMW with relative low mileage for a couple
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  Speaker 2: of tickets that you might win the lottery on Max Crosby.
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  Speaker 2: Not just some little nice piece, No, no, no, no, this
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  Speaker 2: guy is a.
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  Speaker 1: Super nova on defense.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, get your double figure sacks, a bunch of tackles
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  Speaker 2: for loss. He'll play as much as his body will
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  Speaker 2: allow him, run his body into the ground.
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  Speaker 1: He's an iron man and just what.
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  Speaker 2: The team needed here. The Ravens defense had been leaking oil.
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  Speaker 2: They finished eighteenth in points allowed, which is amazing considering
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  Speaker 2: how they started twenty fourth in yardage. And that is
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  Speaker 2: not your daddy's classic Baltimore Ravens football. The team's been
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  Speaker 2: around for a generation. They've always had pretty good defensive teams.
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  Speaker 2: That is more like the Bengals or the Jets. So Crosby,
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  Speaker 2: Max Crosby fixes that overnight. Now have a center of
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  Speaker 2: the wagon wheel and that's Max Crosby. You drop him
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  Speaker 2: in that defense and suddenly everyone gets a little bit better.
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  Speaker 2: Quarterbacks are hearing footsteps and it's like the Haunted Mansion
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  Speaker 2: or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: And again the Raiders. For the Raiders, it's the Whammie.
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  Speaker 2: And we've been saying this and yelling from the bully
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  Speaker 2: pulpit here that rebuilds are like diet plans. Everyone loves
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  Speaker 2: to announce their diet plan and nobody finishes them.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody finishes them.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, I'm by the way, I'm going on there.
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  Speaker 2: It's like you get on on the stage in the
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  Speaker 2: middle of town.
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  Speaker 1: Square, I'm going on a diet. It's like, okay, you
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  Speaker 1: don't need to announce it. It's like I was able
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  Speaker 1: to lose a lot of eight years ago and I
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  Speaker 1: went on.
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  Speaker 2: A diet, but I didn't tell anyone I was going
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  Speaker 2: on the diet. I just did it, and that's it,
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  Speaker 2: and that's how you're supposed to do things. But the
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  Speaker 2: Raiders like, oh, this is gonna be great and all this.
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  Speaker 2: All the draft nerds are all horny because of these
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  Speaker 2: picks and the rebuild and all that the Raiders tanked
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  Speaker 2: this past year.
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  Speaker 1: It's embarrassed. Should never do that, Never do that. They
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  Speaker 1: did it.
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  Speaker 2: They did it for a guy who's got fourth round ability,
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  Speaker 2: the quarterback Mendoza from Indiana. They tanked for a guy
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  Speaker 2: that's a fourth round talent and they're gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: take them because they need a quarterback. And that's how
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  Speaker 2: that's gonna go. And they gave up in this one.
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  Speaker 2: They gave up a proven elite game wrecker in his
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  Speaker 2: prime for the opportunity to kiss some frogs. So that
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  Speaker 2: means for Baltimore Winter winner, crab cake dinner.
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  Speaker 1: For the Ravens. All right, now, Final five.
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  Speaker 2: So after trading Max Crosby Las Vegas, I saw this
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 1: This, this really got me worked up into it louder So.
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  Speaker 2: Las Vegas is slated to have one hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 2: million dollars in salary cap space. They are secretariat in
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  Speaker 2: terms of salary cap space here most in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, they are like twenty five million dollars ahead
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  Speaker 2: of any other team in terms of spending capital. They
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  Speaker 2: have more money to spend. They can buy every free
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  Speaker 2: agent they want, whether they're they've got brains and brawn
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  Speaker 2: or none of the above, and whether they're built like
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  Speaker 2: a tank or a bicycle, they can get them all.
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  Speaker 1: So that's fine, But is that something to celebrate. Let's
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  Speaker 1: let's get jumping off it.
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  Speaker 2: So the question why are the Raiders, and and I
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  Speaker 2: don't know so much the Raiders the people that are
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  Speaker 2: around the Raiders celebrating one hundred and twenty million dollars
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  Speaker 2: in cap space. So my theory on this one. The
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  Speaker 2: fanboys get all tingling over this kind of stuff, and
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  Speaker 2: I just roll my eyes. You never ever want to
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  Speaker 2: be the team with the one hundred and twenty million
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  Speaker 2: dollars in cap space. All roads lead to heartache. This
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  Speaker 2: is not some kind of bold strategy, Cotton.
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  Speaker 1: It's not. This is poverty disguised.
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  Speaker 2: In planning your franchise, Cornerstone asked out the man that
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  Speaker 2: was born to be a Raider right out of Central
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  Speaker 2: Casting in Hollywood. Hooray for Hollywood. And the Raiders f
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  Speaker 2: that up because of Tom Brady's buddy Alice Guerrero. They
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  Speaker 2: screwed up the relationship with Max Crosby and the guy
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  Speaker 2: born to be a raider who by all accounts loved
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  Speaker 2: being a raider, asked out and you granted his wish.
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  Speaker 2: You said okay, and now your fan base has this.
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  Speaker 2: It's very bizarre that there's a plotting a bank account
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  Speaker 2: instead of a roster like, I just don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you can explain it to me. I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Cap space is the.
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  Speaker 2: Sports equivalent of an empty whirlpool refrigerator. You're starving, you're thirsty,
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  Speaker 2: you want food. You have nothing in your whirlpool refrigerator,
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  Speaker 2: and you say, well, look how much room I have
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  Speaker 2: for groceries. Oh by the way, yeah you have all
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  Speaker 2: that room. You have nothing in there right now. Whoop,
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  Speaker 2: d damn do? Whoop damn do. Free agency is the
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  Speaker 2: NFL's version of the scratch and dent aisle. Ninety nine
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  Speaker 2: percent of great players never get to free agency.
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  Speaker 1: They don't they're.
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  Speaker 2: Tagged, they're extended, they're locked away like family heirlooms. That
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  Speaker 2: is ninety nine percent. The players that get the free
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  Speaker 2: agency are usually older players, injured players, players that have
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  Speaker 2: been inconsistent, players that have not been able to live
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  Speaker 2: up to their talent level. There are high draft picks,
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  Speaker 2: players that maybe had one good year and haven't been
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  Speaker 2: proven to do it over and over again. Those are
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  Speaker 2: the players that are available. Those are the players that
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to get.
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  Speaker 1: With your one hundred and twenty million dollars.
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  Speaker 2: And I keep going back to the fact that the
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  Speaker 2: Raiders are selling a jumbo sized bag of hope.
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  Speaker 1: Pure unadulterated false hope.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure the Raiders are going to fix everything that
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  Speaker 2: is wrong with their team hot diggity dog in free agency,
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  Speaker 2: because that's how this always works.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone that's got a lot of room they do it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's the classic NFL spin.
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  Speaker 2: We're not bad, no, no, no, we're very flexible. We've
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  Speaker 2: got draft picks and we have salary cap space. The
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  Speaker 2: reason you have not one single player on that team
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  Speaker 2: worth the price of emission.
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  Speaker 1: On the Raiders, they all blow all of them.
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  Speaker 2: They all suck, okay, And that the one guy, the
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  Speaker 2: one guy that was established as the end all be all, yes,
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  Speaker 2: screwed that up and he wanted out.
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  Speaker 1: And that's on you.
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  Speaker 2: That's on you, that's the Raiders, that's the new Raiders
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  Speaker 2: right there.
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  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
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• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you it is the Bean Mahler Show.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: As we roll through the overnight hours here. You can
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: answer the Mallard Riddle of the Day on X at
• 18:54
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• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Loraina FSR Tech Queen, my Bill Zibbet and Kooper Loop
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• 19:23
  Speaker 1: All right, back to where we go, we'll pay off
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: the Riddle of.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: The day coming up here momentarily, the Riddle of the
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: day will be coming your way, which is very exciting.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: You're not excited about that. You should be excited about
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: that bad job. But if you're not excited about that, meanwhile,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: something else I was gonna say, Oh my guy, Now,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: we don't do shoutouts.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: We do not do shout outs on the on the show.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: So I cannot say that we have a listener on
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: a yacht, and I.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Say, I say yacht.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about those giant cruise ships in somewhere listening
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: on a balcony near believe. Right now it's streaming the
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: show on the iHeart radio app.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you think I could broadcast from the cruise ship somewhere.
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: Just look that up.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, if you have that satellite elon
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: musk that satellite thing, I think you can pull it off.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: Really looking into detail on it, it says that besides
• 20:25
  Speaker 9: the boat's main Internet, you're kind of out of luck.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: No, it's not strong.
• 20:30
  Speaker 8: Enough to support because you need, like.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I do need to get that right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Uh, well, you need to be plugged into a like
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: the main source of.
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: The Yeah, they don't have that on the boats.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, well.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Disappointing. Disappointing, but not like you. You hang out with
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: big shots, right, Lorena. You're a big shot person hanging
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: out with big big Disney people.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: And all that.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Sometimes, yeah, what.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Was that what was that thing?
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: You're right, I was a club thirty three.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: That's like the big private Disney club, right.
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you have to be on like a twenty million
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: year wait list and spend thirty thousand dollars to be
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: a member.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: And did you spend thirty thousand dollars to become a member?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Did you?
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Mat No?
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: I just have another friend who works at another station
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: at a series XM, and their listeners know.
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: People I don't know.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Lorena.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Did you look into the starlink on.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: This, Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Coop, I think. Yeah.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: It says you can use starlink to broadcast to the
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Internet from the middle of the ocean, provided you have
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Starlink Maritime or roam with Ocean Mode Meta. Yeah, high speed,
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: low latency Internet, making an ideal for live streaming or
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: connecting to radio broadcasting software while far from land.
• 21:48
  Speaker 8: Ooh.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So I'll just get well, I'll get a van first,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: and then i'll drive.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Around and I'll just do the show from wherever, and.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Then after that I'll get bored, and then i'll get
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: marya time things from Elon, and I'll go on the
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: boat and I'll say see you. I'll just be out
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: somewhere in the Pacific or the Atlantic, and you know,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: all the world's problems.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm on a boat. Somewhere out in
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. Benny on the boat, Benny on
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: the boat.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: See there you go get the marketing. I get the
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: captain's hat in the whole thing. So you know, pirate's
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: life for me. Share with me, timbers.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You know that hood thing?
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Was the food any good? Lorenat that thing? Good food?
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but you're more there for the experience.
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: I was thinking about the food too. I'm like, it
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: is delicious.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: But by the way, my guy sports with Coleman just
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: said he's on the boat and he is using starlink
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: on the boat, so, oh, look at that is they
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: do have that. The food was okay, not that great
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: it was. Did you schmooze with any famous people?
• 22:44
  Speaker 8: No, I didn't see anyone famous.
• 22:46
  Speaker 9: And between the food and the gifts that you can
• 22:49
  Speaker 9: only buy when you're in Club thirty three, my wallet hurts.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: So they don't give you a discount because you're spending
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: thirty thousand dollars to get in there, they don't no
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: discount is now Yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I watched the documentary.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: A couple of years back about Walt Disney and his
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: whole plan for Disneyland, and it's like.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: As soon as he croaked, they just said, let's get
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: let's suck as much money out of these people as
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: we possibly can. Yeah, and they've been doing it ever since.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: No shame. They wait, at least they wait until he
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: dropped dead and then they although.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Some people think he's just on ice somewhere Walton, he's
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: going to come back.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Two hundred years from now. Body slam everybody.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Time to pay off the Mallar riddle of the day.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Here is the mallar riddle of the day. YouTuber turned
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: boxer Logan Paul purchased Blank for six hundred and thirty
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars back in twenty twenty one. Today it's
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: worth less than two hundred dollars. My god, all right,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: the lady sideburn says a Princess Diana Beanie baby is
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: the answer, and hoo's your bill? For some reason said
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: I'm drinking a Pina Colada on Mars.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Lock it up in a.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Complete series of Dawson Creek on DVD. That is from
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Rob the goat Man. What else do we have to see?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Page down here?
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Femi got it right, obviously, cheating his fancy boat from Scrooge.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have far out.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Dave in Ohio says customized circular jug water chili Cumberland
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: from Cricket something Yeah, all right?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: What else?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Fergnog said Kyler Murray's rookie card. I wouldn't even put
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: it on the spoke of my bike. Well said Bobby
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: in Florida, says the Connecticut School of Broadcasting.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Connecticut School of Broadcasting. Who else do we have to see?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Page down? Collection of emotional support pickle plushies from King Roy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. Who else do you have? Page down? I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: can read that on the air.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Bronnie James rookie card from mcguel on fire, Weird Al Yankovic,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Funko Pop from Donkey Sausage. I have a Ben Mallard
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: funk O Pop got of years ago. That was a
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: pretty cool the funk O Pop things.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: What else do we have? It's a your Pokemon card
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: from Andy and Lion o' lakes. Who else do we have?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Page den?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Monkey Biz Doug says he bought a time share in blank.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I assume that's probably some TWN in Iraq.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I would think, what else do we have? This page den?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I can't read that Elvis plate from courtesy Flusher, A
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: tua tongue of by loa blah blah blah bobblehead from
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Rebecca the ram fan.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Nashville. Phil says, the answer is.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: He bought Eddies, half eaten pickle dipped in ranch, A
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: blackstone grill from JT.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: The Wingman. Who else do we have? Ted? The Bears
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: pink strap on? Wow? All right, that's a Scottie. What else?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: A roll tide? That's from Harrison?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: All right, I can't read that on the air, Mike
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: the leper const king touch face mash all right, Lorena,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: do you have an answer? YouTube return boxer Logan Paul
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: purchased Blank for six hundred thirty five thousand dollars in
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty one.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Today it's worth about two hundred dollars.
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: One of those stupid ape NFT paintings.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Well, the answer isn't NFT painting ruined the bit? How
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: dare this guy paid six hundred and thirty five thousand
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: dollars in twenty twenty one? Today?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: It's worth that as of a few hours ago, it
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: was worth like one hundred and fifty five dollars.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Idiots, so many people bought those yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: That's when I got right.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Now, I screwed up the bitcoin thing, and I'll be
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: poor probably the rest of my life because of that,
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: or relatively poor, because I had a chance to buy
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: bitcoin and I had.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: Not poor ben just lacking money.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, exactly. Well it keeps me real, keeps me
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: grounded from the grounded. And yeah, I some relatives who
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: were getting in on bitcoin early, and they're trying to
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: sell me on bitcoin. They're like, oh, yeah, we can
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: get your bitcoins. Great, And I was like eating chips
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: and salt at a Mexican restaurant and I said, that's
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: a scam, that's that's a hustle.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting in on that. And I got that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: I got that one wrong.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: But this one, the NFT thing, people were trying to
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: get me to buy NFTs, I said, no, not doing it.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: That was the old pump and dump. They pumped them up,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: dumped them and then that's it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: All right, let's take some calls here coming up in
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: a little bit. We do have the Instant Advice Line
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: unscreened radio that'll be coming up in a few minutes.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Blind Scott, who took part in
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the Octagon last week, it did not go his way
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: as they went to Lucky Tony. Hello, Blind Scott welcome.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm addicted to cosmetic surgery. I don't like
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: to leave my apartment where I can't use my own bathroom.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: So I've been approached by a couple autis and charities
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: that are interested and give it me some creator money
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: because I've done been doing these dancing videos that are
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: really taken off, like during the show. So the way
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: I look at it, I interviewed for Love on the
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Spectrum and in Boston, I'm being mistaken as one of
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: the people from Love on the Spectrum, So like, I
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: can't take a fifty thousand dollars payment. So I'm trying
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: to document a lot what's going on in the show now.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: So I'm looking at the Learning Channel or like I
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: thought how It's term might take up, but that's too
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: small of an alliance. So I want them to pay
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Ben the money to do a documentary on some of
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: his callers that Ben made me do all this stuff,
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: Like I got five hundred stitches in the past six years,
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: and Ben Mallett made me do a lot of that
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: stuff on IT.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: No I did not know.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: That is incorrect. I did not make you anything.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: By the way, we have breaking news, Lorena, breaking news here,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Laura hit that breaking news.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: There's big breaking news here. This is a breaking news here.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: This is a tremendous news.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: You're very proud, and then we're waiting for the big
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: official breaking news here.
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: Another one of those quotes, Kid cod Bay.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Breaking news from Fox Sports like a proud father.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Currently trending on x hashtag Mallard Riddle is currently trending
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: in the United States.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: Je, by this way, I have a verified I have
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: a verified account, so I could help do that. But
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: your audience crushes me so much. And I have monetized
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: social media now, so i'd appreciate it if they don't
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: do that. I have over thirty thousand follows. I'm getting
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: a lot of attention on the show. I don't mind
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: if you all make fun of me.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: No, no, Scott, this is not about your making this
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: all about you. The show has We're a little overnight show.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: We're a trending topic in the United States. The Malor
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Riddle is a trending topic show.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: I'm the biggest star on the show right now because
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: I'm so controversial, and Ben's giving me this audience. So
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: I'm seeing as anti establishment. And Ben has made me
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: famous because his broadcasting voice goes good next to mine.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: So when when I went on in New York City
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: on WFAN, it gave Ben a lot of attention because
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: people miss Ben. So that's when I realized that me
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: and Ben I have a big opportunity here because Justin
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: Cooper does not have the gift a gap. He might
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: be a bigger Stye than us, but his voice is
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: not relevant on the radio because he just doesn't push
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: it because he's producing the show, he's taping the podcast.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: But if Lorena wants an Instagram contract, she could go
• 30:16
  Speaker 7: live on Instagram during the show, and I think they
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: pay her one hundred thousand dollars by Memorial Day if
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: they if she just streamed live during the show, because.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: We're real, Park Larada, would you do that for one
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars easily?
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: They could watch music.
• 30:31
  Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing, we're very popular and Iran in Tyrone.
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: Once this word's over, they like looking at people like
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: me and Lorena, very beautiful people on in the overnight.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I'm a beautiful person. I'm very tracked.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: We like you.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: Toy posted something about Ben on the Reddit page before
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: the show, how beautiful he was.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I'm a little scared.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I'm getting emails Scott about the reddick page. I'm a
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: little concerned what's going on over there.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned, Scott. I don't I have not
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: checked out the reddick page. And sometimes, Yeah, my mom told.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Me to tell you she's not supportive of me and
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: anything I'm doing with my life, and that she.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Gets on I want, you know what, I want to
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: hang out with your mom, you know, and your dad.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: I want to hang out with there.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like I could patch things up. I could
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: patch things up with your family.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: I'm not allowed to have my family. Last time I
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: was at my family's house, I ripped all their shrubs
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: out and I went away in handcuffs. That I have
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: been back in seven years, and I've been hanging Ben's
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: been helping me out, and he blocked my emails in October,
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: and you know, well, why did I block?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Why did I block your emails in October? What what
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: led to that block?
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: What did you do?
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: I was being too dark? I was being too dark.
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: I mean, I don't want to say too much because
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: I emailed Fread a lot and I have pre by
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: Tred's giving me the huge inspiration and he's about ready
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: to block my emails right now. I sent him to
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: made Over the weekend. So this is bad timing for
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: this conversation, by the way, But I threatened Ben's life
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: for email and I and I regret that I did
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: do it. But I'm so upset with my isolation periods
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: that I have in my life and I'm not seen
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: in society except from the show.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: But I had nothing to do with that. Those guys,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with that, right I was.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I was just yeah, it didn't yet.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: That's why I have no friends or family and I'm
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: calling in your show. Well, no, I'm calling to Seawan
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: the overnight. It's so much fun. Actually, it's like, like
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: this is so much fun doing. It's like, it's too
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: bad that I think.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Gunner writes and he says, just hang up on Blind Scott.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: He's so annoying. That's from Gunner and Minnesota.
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: If he could get a working phone, he would call.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: You know. He live way up in North Minnesota and
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: he works at some store. He's a great guy.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: He works at Walmart. Always a great you get along
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: with him.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Hey, we can get him on the Ben Maller Love
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: on the Spectrum show. He can date someone he does.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: We can get six of us on a documentary like that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Do we lead all of radio and people on the spectrum?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: We should we promote that. I thin like we should
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: lean into that la.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: You know other shows they have people that run Fortune
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: five hundred companies. We lead with people on the Spectrum.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to talk Scout.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: You just ruined it. That was a promo. You just
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: afft up the promo bet jup by you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: Have.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: You got kicked off every station. Man, this is the
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: only show that will put me on bread Well.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Because I'll put anyone on. Look at the people I
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: put on. There's no standards here. I put anyone on.
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: And they criticized you for putting me on. They said
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: they don't know why you're putting me on its paths here.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I agree with them, By the way, I agree that's
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: legitimate criticism. Why do I put you on? Give me
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: two reasons why I put you off? Why do I
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: keep putting you on? You threaten my life multiple times?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: You put me on. I'll ask you, but wh who's
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: your bill? Resident, says blind Scott is rude. I sent
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: him a birthday card and he never replied, and yes,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: who's your bill?
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: I used to visit these truck drivers on the truck
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: stops for Ben. I met more friends. I So there
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: was a kid that I was friends with. You was
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: like thirteen and I was thirty, and his parents were cops.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: So we engaged Jake from Glendora and his dad met.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Whatever happened to Jacob, whatever happened to Jake from Glendora,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know, we have to he blew me off.
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  Speaker 2: I went out and met him at a truck stop.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: For God's sake, all right, those are all out of.
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  Speaker 7: Context of bring him in the studio and everything. I
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  Speaker 7: went to.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Jake was young. He was a young dude.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: He was in high school, junior college or something like that.
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  Speaker 7: And it was his uncle dad was a cop and
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  Speaker 7: lived in the same town as we talked about Ben.
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  Speaker 2: It was getting all right, Sir smokes a lot of
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  Speaker 2: says Blind Scott, Please hang up on yourself.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: That's from Sir Smokes a lot. He would like you
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  Speaker 1: to hang up.
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  Speaker 7: If we get to bet, if we if you do this,
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  Speaker 7: oh here me you Tom Looney, me Benny versus a penny.
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  Speaker 7: I have hope for thirty thousand followers on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta go, but thank you. All right, it's
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: not you, it's you. It's definitely not you, but it's you. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that one very well. We are moments away from the
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  Speaker 1: But great job by you guys, getting us and trending
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  Speaker 1: on the X machine there. That's good.
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  Speaker 2: That gives me hope, gives me hope for the people,
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  Speaker 2: for the people we were send I had to a
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  Speaker 2: little screenshop.
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  Speaker 1: I saved it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: They're trending in the United States, right, They're still trending.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, we haven't the riddles old. Now we're
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  Speaker 2: moved on from the.
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  Speaker 1: Riddle who needs our advice?
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  Speaker 7: Next.
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• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Hey you sports figure, guy or girl, got here with
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: you talking to sons. Here's some instant advice. Hold that thought.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: No one's paid attention to me for ten whole seconds,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: and if you don't like it, you.
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  Speaker 5: And no way.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Week ago.
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  Speaker 2: needs our advice? This week at eight seven, seven ninety
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  Speaker 2: women that listen here all night to the show. Here,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: all you crafty devils, here's your opportunit. So it could
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: be a coach, player, prominent media figure, or a little
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: bit of the media, a little bit of the front office,
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: a little bit of the ownership. How about Tom Brady?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: The Raiders traded the one player that was any good
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: on the roster to the Ravens and Hot Dignity Dog.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: They got a bunch of money because they have no
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: good players, and they've got a bunch of draft picks.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: They have no good players. So advice to Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: and the Raiders.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: At eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven, seven, nine, nine, six, six, three, six,
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  Speaker 2: one in the leadoff chair. Advice to Tom Brady on
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  Speaker 2: the Raiders.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Caller one, Hey, Ben, can you make sure you dog
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: gets my golden ticket?
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  Speaker 5: It?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, there you go.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Eat Dog on Long Eye will give you a golden ticket.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: Who's next caller too? You're on the air, Hello caller
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: to welcome Sta that I agree Fay savings.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: It's so stupid.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: And these Weasley politicians, it's a bipartisan weasel situation.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: They said a couple years ago, we're gonna change that. No,
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  Speaker 1: they haven't changed it. They lied. It's been like five
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: years they were supposed to change it.
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  Speaker 4: Just pick a freaking time. I don't care what time.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Change the time, I don't care. Just do one stupid time.
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  Speaker 4: All right, let's go call her three. You're on the
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: air Advice to Tom Brady and the Raiders. Caller three,
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  Speaker 4: eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Someone get sidetracked.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Hello, caller three.
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  Speaker 7: They came in last place with Max last.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: All right, there you go, super Market Steve go away
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  Speaker 1: on line four. You're on the airline four.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, good morning time.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not saving anything. I'm not saving any Rick in Maryland.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: All right, morning time. There you go your next. Hello
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: caller five, Hello caller five, you're on their.
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  Speaker 7: Line five AFC North.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: We have a problem.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Oh look at that is that Sean the hood guy?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I believe it may be. Look guy, line six, you're
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: on the air. Hello, line six and dupduke okay? Line one.
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  Speaker 2: Your next eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox advice
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  Speaker 2: to Tom Brady the Raiders.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: They have no good players. They traded their one good
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: player to the Ravens.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: For some draft picks. They also have no a bunch
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: of sabercaps. It's because they're not paying anybody any money
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: because they have no real players. Hello, line two, you're
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: on the air line two. Line two is not there,
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Able to go to line three. It's the instant advice.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Linee three is not there either.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Let's try line four and I hear line four on
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the instant advice line for Tom Brady and the Raiders.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Hello, line four. Hey, hey Lorena, Oh.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: My guys that you're like evil, like nightm You know,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: in the multiverse, Lorena, there is someone you know who's
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: someone like me who's very skinny, and someone like you
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: who's you're you're very you know, in shape and all that,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: who's who's chubby.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: They're in the multiverse, you know. Line three. You're on
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the airline three. Hello, Happy Roberto.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Oh that's a classic happy birthday Roberto the old bus driver.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Good old Bert gave up the glamour of overnight talk
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  Speaker 2: radio to drive a bus.
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  Speaker 1: Line six. You're on the airline six.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, sweet Caree.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: No, this is not a red sock game. This is
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: not a red sock game, Lucky Tony.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Line two, you're on the airline too, Hello, Yes, it
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  Speaker 2: does absolutely.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Line Sir smokes a lot, says bring back Gruden. All right.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Line five, you're on the airline five. Hello.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Drop back in punt?
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here you go.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: That's raider football, baby, drop back in punt. That's the
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: commitment to the punning game. Line three, Hello, Line three.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Line three is not paying attention. All right, we'll do
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: one more, only one more of it's good. I'll take
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: credit enough. Not I'll blame the Koper loop, the final call,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: the instant of ice. Line go ahead, Coop.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Line six. Line six, you're on the airline six for
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady. I like daylight saving time. No, you observed.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: That's a terrible call. Nobody likes it.