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Episode 11: Rock, Paper, Scissors By Alice Feeney | Mississippi Dumb Crime & Laws | Special Guest Heather Shealey! · This Is My Circus

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Hey, I'm Stephanie.
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I'm Meredith.
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And I'm Heather.
0:02
And welcome to, this is My Circus.
0:05
Um, as you know, because of the intro, we have our guest today.
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So we are super excited to have you.
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I'm very happy to have Heather here.
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Heather's been a friend of both of ours for a very long time.
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Yes.
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Football Mama Uhhuh.
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Our babies were bobble bobbleheads first year putting on football helmets Yep.
0:22
And bumping into each other on the football field and Yep, absolutely.
0:26
I immediately loved y'all cuz you're Eagle fans.
0:28
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I am the Eagle fan, so it was, was so nice the shout so funny.
0:34
Sport just as crazy, right?
0:37
Yeah.
0:38
Yeah.
0:39
I, um, I remember that first year, not much cause I was just so overwhelmed with everything.
0:45
But I remember you guys specifically at the Kings Mountain game In the Rain.
0:51
In the Rain Game by chance.
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It was the only one we won.
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It wasn't exactly that.
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That's probably why I remember it seemed Cause it's the only one we won.
1:00
And um, gosh, yeah.
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I'll never forget that day.
1:02
And that feeling and watching those kids and watching Juicy and Yeah.
1:06
Um, Jackson and Dylan out there and I probably couldn't even tell who was who cause they all looked at this.
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Yeah, I probably did at that point.
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Didn't even know the difference between defense and offense, meaning neith, but, um, meaning neither thought.
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I still get confused.
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Jackson laughs at me cuz I make up names of things.
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Like a safety, I think should be a tackle back.
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I bet.
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Awesome.
1:28
It makes sense because they tackled'em in the backfield.
1:30
Yeah.
1:30
Yes.
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But we're gonna call that the tackle box.
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It's not the backfield now, it's the tackle box.
1:34
Oh.
1:35
See.
1:36
Huh.
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I'm always learning.
1:37
That's great.
1:38
So when I, um, when I met my husband, I hated sports.
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Yeah.
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He could not stand football, basketball.
1:43
Really?
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All, all he watched hated'em.
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And so, like, our family grew up until the Panthers came along.
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They were Cowboys fans, of course.
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And so I had like a cowboy.
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All right.
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I know, I know.
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I, I learned.
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You learned.
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Yeah.
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So, so, um, I had one cowboy shirt.
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I used to wear it to work.
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People would like roast me.
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Oh my god.
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Those are cowboys.
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And so I met Adam when we, we, we started getting serious.
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We lived together.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I went from like, oh man, I wish this, I wish this man would quit watching sports.
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I hate football.
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I hate basketball.
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Why does he always go college now too?
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So then eventually it got to where, I would find myself watching like football with him.
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Course.
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Of course.
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Yep.
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And I would be laughing when his team would lose the Eagles.
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I'm like, oh, they lost football.
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You know what a flag was.
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At the same time I'm learning the game.
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I'm like, what'd they throw that flag for?
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Oh, that's a false start.
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Oh, okay.
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So I'm learning.
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Yeah.
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And so then I got to wear it.
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I realized that anytime they lost, like our weekend was ruined.
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So I would start cheering for him.
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I'm like, okay, let's go Eagles.
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Can we please be in the green team?
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But we wanna go to dinner tonight with the good attitude.
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Please win.
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Yeah.
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And then as, as it progressed, we got married, we had Juicy, and then when Juicy started playing sports, that's when I became like, I can't imagine Heather with no sports in her life.
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You so boring.
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I was so boring.
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I mean, I'm still more, I totally am.
3:00
Yeah.
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But it was, it was good.
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Like that's why I, I tell everybody the story when they're like, oh, you used to be a Cowboys fan.
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No, I used to not know nothing about sports.
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Right.
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That was the only shirt I had with any sports was so I would wear it.
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But now I've come to my.
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My senses and yep.
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They're, um, rivals, right?
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They're in the same complex, divisional, they hate each other.
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Plus everybody hates the Cowboys except for the Cowboys fans.
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Dunno if there's any out there.
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You're not, no additionals.
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I'm no, I'm not a cowboys.
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Yeah.
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So now like, like especially at work, I'll find, I'll find myself.
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Like, like the guys will come to me and they'll be talking about the games and stuff.
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Yeah.
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And like I can carry a conversation on like, I can, you know, we, I fill out the, I think these are illegal, so maybe edit this part out.
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But I would Harley cards, like we would put money on the game.
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Oh yeah.
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And I had no pro promise y'all there a football season last year I had one card where everyone of my predictions was a hundred percent right.
3:52
Well one what?
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Everybody's bloody So I We should do a girl one of those this year.
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Yeah.
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You not here.
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We barely watch the fall since the Eagles on the Super Bowl.
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Well you just got that on top.
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You were like, we won football.
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We walk away and like business Really, really like Yeah.
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Consumed my entire life.
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I gotcha.
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And I'm like, well we finally got the Super Bowl.
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I'm good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You guys can stop now.
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We're good.
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That's funny.
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But like, being a sports mom on the weekends and I know, you know, lacrosse and all that, I mean, it's hard to catch games.
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Like on s we, we don't get to watch any, like I, I would record my, like, I like Clemson.
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Yeah.
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I would record the Clemson games and then on the Sundays, like the Eagles, we, nine times outta 10 we're recording them.
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And by the time we can actually watch'em, we're too tired.
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So yeah, we might catch it a couple days later and then it's not as fun.
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Cause you already know who won, so.
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Yeah.
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What do you, what'd you do?
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I was just laughing at Dylan.
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Oh, hey Dylan.
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Hi Dylan.
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Um, I, we borrowed your chair so I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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Just, you just wanted Dad's extra ones in there.
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You need it?
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Two thumbs up.
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Um, no.
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Did he give a thumbs up?
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He gave two.
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Sure.
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Heather there.
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Somebody Juicy thumbs up is a thing.
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Heather, we have pictures of Heather that does it.
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Like she'll be posing with like pro football players like the Panthers and, and she'll be like two thumbs up.
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So it's a funny thing.
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It was, I like, I just did it at Juicys graduation, the eighth grade graduation all night.
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Yeah.
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Um, he was sitting there.
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We, I caught him, kept giving me the side, I like look it up at us.
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And so at the end, right after he walked and he sat back Dale, I was like, And the girl side of it was laughing so hard.
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That is funny.
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So when Dylan played football Yeah.
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Um, you know, cuz they can't hear on the field.
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No.
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Um, unless it's like one of those really crazy moms like, and then who, I know some of them, but none of them are in this room.
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We have exciting news about basketball.
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Yes, I saw yesterday, but let's announce.
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Okay.
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So, um, our a a U team, the War Eagles were Jackson and Juicy are on the same team.
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Played this weekend in a tournament in Lake Wally called the Memorial Day Classic.
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Is that right?
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Heather?
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Like, Wally like go classic.
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Um, and they went, won the gold championship.
6:01
Yeah.
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That's kept it home.
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Yep.
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So loved it.
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And it was, that last game was an amazing game.
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Yes.
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Um, it was like back and forth the entire game.
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And Juicy even said after we were leaving, he was like, after all the excitement went down and he was like, mom, he was like, you know, crush elite's kind of becoming our um, our rock levels.
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Yeah.
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I was like, yeah, because it's not even like them swapping baskets back and forth, but the fans like, we always do our defense chance, we're like defense.
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The crowd gets in, so Yeah.
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Bang on the bleachers.
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I have a bruise to prove it.
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Like, oh my gosh.
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Gosh, Heather.
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Oh, so we, uh, we get loud and then Yeah, they're on defense.
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They try to do it, you know, their fans try to mimic and then we'll hit a three in their faces and kind of quiet that down a little bit or so them, and then they'll do it by, uh, but it's really one of those games where just the lead kept swapping back and forth and it was tied a lot, and it was intense from start to finish when all those kids, both teams gave like everything they had.
6:55
Mm-hmm.
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So, Success.
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And if it wouldn't been for Jackson's n one at the end, like No, I'm telling you, I think we would've went his, his overtime maybe even lost the game.
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Cuz he, he took that an one got, he got lucky.
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Give him his credit.
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Good.
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And he's learning to dunk.
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Like, that's awesome.
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We have, we have like, I love it.
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I, I see this, I don't even know where it came out of.
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Like I'm, if I have, I missed a couple months or something.
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I where it seems like when Juicy was learning it, there was like months of trying, I don't know what, I never even saw Jackson try before.
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He is the white.
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He's the white, that's why he calls himself.
7:28
Speaking of Dunking is Juicys hand.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Oh, I, yes, I, I saw that on Facebook, but he grabbed the rim when he was dunking and so Two Hands is new for two, right?
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Yes.
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So he grabbed it and this is what I'm, I'm always worried about like their fingers getting Yeah.
7:42
Yeah.
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Tangled up in a rope or whatever happens up there.
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So the, what hap what happened on this?
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This was, the game started.
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I was sitting like in the corner by the team cause I like to try to record.
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Um, so I was sitting over there and he came over there.
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Miss Meredith, you got a bandaid.
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All I had was like, Monsters.
8:01
Band-aids, like, um, monster eyeballs, monster stuff?
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Like lime green, right?
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The lime green sports table.
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No, they so good like that.
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He was fine with it.
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Yeah.
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Cause we bought him Brown yesterday and he was mad.
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He was like, why can't you miss married?
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I was like, back here, we gotta get this rap before the game.
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Like, well, you know, that gets so sweaty.
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It's so gross.
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So I was like, this is not gonna stay.
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So I had like three bandaids on it all the time.
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All the while like watching the court.
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Cause it was a timeout.
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it the, yeah.
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Special timeout.
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Right.
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It was one of those games.
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It was one of those parents yelling at the coat.
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The reference.
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Is that what was going on?
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Yes.
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You didn't know I was too busy.
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Carrying your son.
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So, okay.
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So that's, that's the only reason I knew.
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Like, I kept seeing him holding his finger and kept looking at him, wiping it on again.
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But I didn't realize that he was bleeding and stuff until this special time out.
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When, um, there was, the parents were, the other team were like yelling at the ref, like the lady was cussing at him.
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And so the ref, like the ref called a timeout and he went, he asked them to get the, the administrator out in the hallway.
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So, um, so the next game after our championship yesterday, um, the score was wrong.
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So apparently the, like the referees, like, it was like, Like five, six minutes into the game.
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And they were the, those guys on the scoreboard were given the points to the wrong team.
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So they were, the score was right, but it was backwards, like home and gas.
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Okay.
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And so, um, the fans started getting like irate.
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Mm-hmm.
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And one of the guys got up outta the stands, he walks like over there to where the, uh, pass the ref, pass the game to the scoreboard.
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And he yells at them, y'all need to get the effing score.
9:30
Right.
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And those guys are like, what?
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So let me, let me back this up a little bit.
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These two guys are on the scoreboard, are high school basketball players, right.
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They're there because Coach Jackson asked for a, this weekend, he like runs a score.
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I'll give you like X dollars a right.
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Like nothing.
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They're there, you know, to volunteer and their time on the weekend Yep.
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To make sure that those, these scoreboards get ran.
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Right.
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Okay.
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And so the guy walks past them, he goes over there to the administrators and he's like yelling and talking junk to them.
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Uhhuh.
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And the coach for the blue team, he like, he looks over at, um, the administrator and he was like, you need to tell these idiots to get the score right.
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And they're kids.
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And the referee was like, hold on a minute, these are kids.
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He was like, these are, these are kids that you're talking to.
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And the guy was like, I don't care.
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So it got so ugly.
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And then next thing we know, I promise you, you know, the taller riff that was riffing him.
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Yeah.
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So, um, next, this is not funny, we can tell it is really serious.
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We know this, this guy that had came by the stands like this, this like big dad bond.
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Yeah.
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Red calf.
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Like just, you feel like he was going grilling after he got left out of there.
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So he's like getting the administrator, he's yelling at the administrator about, y'all need to get his these rs, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Well, the one raft turned around and like all you see was his fist balled up.
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And he was like, who?
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So nok, you're no kaba talking to me.
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Like, like he was getting his face and oh my god, his fist are back here.
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But he's like, he's gonna hit me back.
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Somebody invisible was holding him back.
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The guy that was over it was like, tried to break it up and he was like, just go sit back down.
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Coach Jackson stood up and like yelled at the guy in the crowd.
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He was like, Hey, you have another problem, uh, with these two right here.
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You talk to me, you don't talk to my players.
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You talk to me.
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And the guy was like, okay, okay.
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He's a big dude.
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He's a big dude.
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And he was mad.
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He kept staring at that guy.
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Like you could see, like he would look at his phone, shake his head, he would look back up like, well, good for him though, but cause love of that, he needs that protection.
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Like, you know, like I, you know, it's always scary when your kids play for a coach.
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You don't know if you can tru.
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Well, I mean, yeah, we've been lucky, right?
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And so to know, like, to see that, like I just know he's got the back, got those kids back.
11:27
Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So I love that.
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Now is Crush Gastonia?
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No, I don't know where they're, they're out of South Carolina for some reason it's not thinking Spartanburg, but um, Probably, I'm only thinking Orangeburg because they're orange.
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Orange.
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I thought that same thing.
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I They look like the, like Yeah.
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Orange and purple, like the crushed sodas.
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Okay.
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And we crushed their dream.
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I asked, cause remember I told you about the fight on the field with lacrosse.
11:46
Mm-hmm.
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But that, that thing was called the crush and they do fall too.
11:50
Yeah.
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And I, cuz I thought of that too.
11:52
Yeah.
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Um, look, but I do know Jackson's exhausted because that dude in that last game was, he's huge.
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Big's huge.
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And you know, except what the does and, you know, big doesn't bother him as long as they're not too fast.
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Like he doesn't mind pushing'em around.
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But yeah.
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But he was tired.
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But, you know, I um, have a tendency does.
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Stalk teams and edit this and stuff.
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So after the game, I was just, I was on their page because I was really just trying to figure out where they're from.
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Cause I, right.
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Juy said that I told him before they're outta Winston Salem, but I don't remember that.
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And so I was just the crush.
12:25
Yes.
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And so I'm googling trying to figure it out and I I ended up finding that big boy.
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Yeah.
12:29
Yeah.
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Him, um, like his, yeah.
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And so I went on his, on his dash on his dad, dad.
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Dad.
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She, oh, she would be the president of the, she had got a good future business.
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Uhhuh, I think.
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So I'll do the undercover work.
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Right.
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I feel like I can blend in really.
12:52
Good.
12:52
Tell about Yeah, you do.
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I would love to wear disguises though.
12:55
Yeah, that would be awesome.
12:56
And you do all the stalking?
12:57
Yes.
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A legend.
12:59
Stalking.
13:00
Good.
13:01
Well, look, the kids only, he just turned 14 last month, so I was thinking like he's huge.
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But I was thinking that's another Jackson.
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Like everybody sees Jackson and they're like, oh man, there's no here.
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He's big.
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And that's not like he's a baby too.
13:11
Yeah.
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I believe he looks, he looks more, he's got the mustache That was crazy.
13:15
But I wouldn't, I I Because you sold the birthday post on social media, did you tell him happy birthday?
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No, I didn't.
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In and out.
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I'm inching out there incognito.
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Like he never knew I was there.
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Do you have saying a profile, Meredith, did you know what part of stalking is to not make yourself known, right?
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You can't like it.
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I, I'd have on the, the glasses with the mustache in the nose being like, have you that you can't go to church in Alabama like that?
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No.
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Cause it is against the law.
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That's against the law.
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Yes.
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That's crazy.
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Um, Dun laws.
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Yes.
13:46
Oh my goodness.
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I got, I've got some too.
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Hell, in Mississippi you're talking about the church, uh, too.
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Yeah.
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In Mississippi it's against the law to, um, it disrupt any church service.
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You can get a fine.
13:57
Yeah.
13:57
You can get a i that two.
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Yeah.
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It's crazy.
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Why, I wonder why what, like how much were they disrupting that they needed to Right.
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Put that in writing.
14:06
Let's, so many questions with all of these laws.
14:08
Yeah.
14:08
Like so many questions.
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I thought this dumb law was funny.
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Okay.
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Or strange, according to one town's laws.
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And he groomed to be, must prove himself manly.
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Y'all saw this one too?
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Yes.
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And it makes no sense.
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Okay.
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So he, he either has to hunt and kill six black birds.
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Or three cows.
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How is that one or the other?
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Like three cows?
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Should it be the other way around or Maybe, but it'd be easier.
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And I don't, we're gonna get in trouble by the end of Hawaii.
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I know.
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But I would think it'd be easier to get the cows.
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They got trouble Three big cows or six, little two bounders.
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I is there like, okay, here's my question is, is there ways that you are allowed to go about it and ways you're not?
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Like, do you have to use like tools?
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Right?
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That's a good question.
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They like a serial killer, like, like kit in the area that you So I'm fine.
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Like I don't, uh, yeah, that's a good question.
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I don't have all of your answers.
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I know these, I have, I'm not even gonna promise I'm gonna research that.
15:11
Yeah.
15:11
I just wanna see the reactions of the men when they lay all these dead carcasses in front of their like bride to bee and they're like, Hey honey, will you marry me?
15:19
Yeah.
15:19
That's a deal breaker.
15:20
Sorry buddy.
15:21
We only got, we only got five black birds and one pigeon, so no, sorry, I'm vegan.
15:29
Yeah.
15:29
20 birds right.
15:32
Did you find one though?
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I did.
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Um, let's see.
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You may not fish using an Uzi.
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Good to know.
15:40
Good to know.
15:41
Mississippi law.
15:43
Wow.
15:44
Well, I guess with the cattle saying like, you can't steal the cattle because that can invoke a hanging.
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So to buy the cow and did you, did you know that if you walk a dog in Mississippi, it's illegal for it to not have a diaper on?
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I did see that and I was like, that's disgusting.
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Like, no, I, I've changed enough diapers in my life.
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Yeah.
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Um, I also have, uh, a dumb criminal.
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Mm-hmm.
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Me too.
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You do too.
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Heather, were you to find one?
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I found one.
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Okay.
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So I'll, I'll go.
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You got two.
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Okay.
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You do one.
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Which one do you wanna No, no.
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It's the same criminal.
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Same, same crime.
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Same two criminals.
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Yep.
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So, in this situation, um, two Mississippi men tried to scam the, uh, the state lottery.
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They took a.
16:27
A losing lottery ticket, Uhhuh for a hundred thousand dollars and they glued the winning numbers at the top.
16:34
So then they went, turned it in.
16:35
Yeah.
16:36
So this was back in 2020.
16:37
They submitted it to the, um, to the lottery.
16:39
And then when they, yeah, when they realized what, what happened?
16:42
They called the police.
16:43
They're like, Hey, these two guys just did that.
16:44
So yeah, both of them ended up getting charged with, uh, like tampering with, um, a lottery ticket.
16:49
Oh my gosh.
16:50
Yeah.
16:50
So they asked what was crazy.
16:52
Is that a felony?
16:52
Yes.
16:53
And what was crazy is like combined what they, what their bail ended up in mm-hmm.
16:58
Was like what they wanted, what they would've won.
17:01
Oh, 50,000 each.
17:05
They ended up paying it.
17:06
That is, that's the about dumb as you get.
17:08
Yeah, that is, unless it worked well.
17:11
And some of these are like scan ticket now, like don't you scan?
17:16
Well that wasn't that long.
17:17
No, no.
17:19
I feel it was still like scan.
17:23
I mean, I feel like it should have been, but I don't, I don't play the lottery a lot.
17:26
Well he has another one.
17:27
It's funny.
17:28
Okay.
17:28
Just not, you know, one of y'alls, but that's 2014, uh, 30 year old Roger Beasley Jr.
17:33
He was, um, he was driving, this is you.
17:35
I'm so sorry.
17:36
No, no, go ahead.
17:36
Let's do it.
17:37
So he was driving down the road, the cops got behind, they were gonna pull him over just for just a normal, uh, traffic violation.
17:43
And the set up pulling over, he decided to flee from the cops and he ran right into their police academy training.
17:49
Oh my gosh.
17:51
Yes.
17:51
That's pretty funny.
17:52
That's pretty dumb.
17:53
Yeah, that's, that's pretty funny.
17:54
Uh, but that he also had, uh, charges for distributing crack cocaine, resisting grass, careless driving, and his bond was$51,670.
18:06
Sometimes the numbers that these people come up with, I'm just like, what?
18:09
Okay.
18:10
So mine's a little different.
18:11
It has nothing to do with carbs, it has nothing to do with lottery.
18:14
Um, has to do with stupid people though.
18:17
Um, right.
18:17
So, uh, Nathan Mark Hardy took the love of seafood to a new level while shopping in a grocery store.
18:24
The 35 year old saw some lobsters and shrimp that he just couldn't resist.
18:28
So what did he do?
18:30
He put it in his cargo shorts.
18:32
That's right.
18:32
He tried to leave the store with two live lobsters and two bags of.
18:38
Jumbo shrimp straight into his shorts.
18:40
That is glove.
18:41
Lobster.
18:42
That is a shrimp boil.
18:43
I do not wanna think.
18:44
I know.
18:46
I am glad that it went into the cargo.
18:49
Short pockets.
18:50
I'm, I'm assuming, I'm assuming I'm not down his pants like the alligator.
18:54
Very true, very true, very true.
18:57
We talk about animals a lot.
18:58
Speaking of alligator, I don't know if y'all saw this, but I saw it on, uh, TikTok and this just happened.
19:03
True story.
19:03
You can look it up.
19:04
I don't, I don't know where it happened at.
19:05
No.
19:05
Florida.
19:06
Florida.
19:06
It was definitely Florida.
19:07
It had to be Florida.
19:07
So in this, she called 9 1 1 panicking because her 15 year old daughter was at a local swimming hole.
19:14
I don't know what a local swimming hole in Florida looks like, but me.
19:17
It's a bathtub like the house with a door block.
19:20
I'm picturing a swamp in Florida, but Okay.
19:23
Exactly.
19:23
So, so, um, she's on this, uh, float and an alligator, like a nine foot alligator, chases her outta the water.
19:30
She ends up pulling, there was a tree limb that was hanging down.
19:32
She jumps on the tree.
19:33
Limb is able to get up in the tree, but now the alligator's like jumping at her, hissing at her, circling her.
19:38
So the mom called the, uh, police and like was screaming, please get here.
19:41
Please hurry, please get here.
19:42
And like, I think it said 30 minutes later, the police arrived.
19:44
They ended up having to shoot the gator.
19:46
But, uh, oh my gosh.
19:47
Yeah.
19:47
But that's crazy.
19:48
Just like, yeah, like wrap his mouth.
19:50
Well, they said too, they said as soon as the deputy went in there to try to wr like do the, uh, like the, what is it?
19:55
Like the dog pound uses the little leash.
19:57
Oh yeah.
19:57
As soon as he went in there to try to get that so that he, um, yeah, he started attacking, like tried to attack the deputy too.
20:02
So it sounds like, yeah, like maybe I get right.
20:05
Peace.
20:05
I was joking.
20:07
Those Ja sex.
20:09
STDs.
20:09
STDs.
20:10
Yes.
20:11
Oh my gosh.
20:12
Poor Jackson.
20:13
Oh my gosh, y'all, these kids are not smart.
20:15
So that was mean, but it's the truth.
20:20
Listen, the.
20:23
The eighth graders had an opportunity to go to Washington, DC for their trip.
20:28
Jackson did not go because the only reason he wanted to go was to pick his roommates that he stayed in the hotel with.
20:34
And I'm like, bro, you do that every weekend at our house.
20:36
So if they don't wanna pay me$600, they can come for a weekend weekend.
20:39
Alex, y'all figure out which one you wanna sleep in.
20:41
That happen.
20:42
They still came, but I ain't got no money.
20:44
Um, so she, I was like, Jackson was, yeah, Jackson was looking at his, apparently it's the thing now for all the kids to have each other on like, I guess the snap, they can sell the location, but I think some of'em have each other on life.
20:57
360.
20:58
I told you Dylan's girlfriend locked him down on that.
21:01
Yes.
21:02
So Jackson's like looked at his one day and he's like, oh, I didn't know that Messiah was in Virginia.
21:08
And I was like, I see in Virginia.
21:10
He was like, cuz he went to dc.
21:12
Now I know that they did have some activities where they went to Virginia, but I was like, well maybe they went to do Virginia, you know, something in Virginia or whatever.
21:20
He was like, Well, they're in Virginia.
21:22
And I was like, no baby.
21:23
They're in Washington, dc And he was like, is that not in Virginia?
21:26
And I said, Uhuh.
21:29
Like Uhuh?
21:30
No, it's not.
21:31
He might've got that from Juicy because Juicy, look, I'm serious.
21:34
Juicy had a football tournament.
21:36
It was a Cam Newton tournament.
21:37
We didn't make it to it, but it was a Washington DC football tournament and it was held in Springfield, Virginia.
21:46
Maybe, maybe six is right down the street.
21:48
No, no.
21:49
Kim isn't smart either.
21:51
It's what you're saying, right?
21:52
I mean, allegedly.
21:55
So I, I was like, okay, Jackson, it's not there.
21:57
I said, oh, you're right, it's Maryland.
21:59
And I'm like, no.
22:02
And he's like, what state is it in?
22:03
I'm like, it's not in a state buddy.
22:05
He's like, it's gotta be in a state.
22:06
He said, is it in Washington?
22:08
Oh God.
22:09
I'm like, no.
22:09
Okay.
22:10
So finally, finally, I, I, you know, told him, I was like, it's, it's not a state.
22:14
It's, but for the people.
22:15
Yeah, for the people that maybe don't know where, where is it?
22:17
Exactly.
22:17
So it is not in a state, it's, it's, it's a atory.
22:25
Yes.
22:26
So it's exactly.
22:27
But thank for those listeners who might not know.
22:31
Things happen for reminding me to tell them, but it's on the border of like Virginia and Maryland, like it is in that area.
22:37
The next day is when the kids got outta school early on Thursday and a bunch of'em are meeting to hang out.
22:42
Yeah.
22:43
And I was like, Hey, hey, hey.
22:44
While you're all here, so Anthony, who I've talked about before, can we just go ahead and reveal his real name?
22:50
What's Village?
22:51
Anthony.
22:52
Anthony.
22:54
And I'm like, okay guys.
22:56
What state?
22:57
Disclaimer, Rex, let's have you breathing.
23:01
I like, okay, what state is dcn ma?
23:04
Same thing.
23:05
Maryland, Virginia, whatever.
23:07
Um, the only one who got it right was Corbin.
23:09
And he, well, he got it the closest to right?
23:12
He said it's in a district.
23:14
Okay.
23:14
So he had one of the right words.
23:16
Smart.
23:16
So none of our kids who are going into high school and they also didn't know how many states there were.
23:22
A hundred percent.
23:23
I didn't know either.
23:24
Like until I was an adult.
23:25
I don't know what, maybe it was just one of those things that stuck with me then I didn't pay attention in class.
23:30
That's so cool.
23:31
Like, like I was not, I was too interested in like what was going on after in the social life if I like that's, think I ever even left like Northtown South one until I lose.
23:41
17.
23:42
Like you could still know where I could, what the state is.
23:45
I also never read a, like a geography book or, so I'm hearing that I was the nerd of the book.
23:52
You're the nerd, y'all.
23:53
I was too busy stalking people sports, trying to find the next party.
24:01
Oh my gosh.
24:02
I'm, I'm leaving.
24:07
Thank you for party.
24:08
So, um, Heather and I have a story.
24:11
Steph does not know.
24:12
Okay.
24:13
We've got a story and before we revealed a story, we have not looked into like we, we've looked into statute of limitations.
24:21
So there is a chance We're already started.
24:23
Yeah.
24:23
Yeah.
24:23
So, so we're just gonna go ahead and say that we're gonna use our names in this situation instead of who it actually occurred with.
24:30
Yes.
24:31
That way it will protect those that we're involved in case there is some kind of.
24:36
Lawsuit or arrest or, right.
24:39
So cops come.
24:40
You wanna start us off, Heather?
24:41
All right, let's start it off.
24:43
So, um, our, our sons, our friend Sylvia, our, that we met through football mm-hmm.
24:49
Basketball also.
24:50
Um, she had a daughter that she was actually turning 16, but, um, she was celebrating her quinceanera a year later because of, uh, COVID.
24:59
So they did a year later.
25:00
Um, so yeah, so that's, uh, it's a Mexican celebration for when girls to turn 15, I think.
25:07
Yeah.
25:07
There's entering a woman womanhood.
25:09
Yes.
25:09
Yes.
25:10
And so they had like this whole, like, we were Googling, we were actually texting each other like, Hey, I know I learned that you don't need to do this.
25:16
I remember Googling was that you're not supposed to wear the same color as the birthday girl because we didn't, they, they take it like, it's so serious.
25:21
You don't wanna disre be disrespectful at all.
25:23
Yeah.
25:23
And that's one, like the biggest things you would be disrespectful is if you wear the same color as the birthday girl.
25:27
So I texted Marito was like, Hey, we can't wear Royal Blue.
25:30
Yeah.
25:30
So, um, so we were, you know, we were so prepared for this party cuz we knew neither one of us had ever been.
25:35
Right.
25:35
I've never even heard of this before.
25:38
And you know, you heard Yeah.
25:41
I had never, what'd you say?
25:42
Well, I think, I think I knew it, but maybe through Selena, like watching a movie, Selena?
25:46
I don't, I don't know.
25:46
I don't know in my real life knew about it.
25:49
But, but in your other life, in my like TV life, I think I was up in one or two, but yeah, so the party, I think it was like three or four.
25:57
We were supposed to get there until something like that.
25:59
Yeah.
25:59
So, and it was uber fancy.
26:01
I'm talking wedding reception.
26:03
It was beautiful.
26:04
It was, but I mean like, Not plastic dollar store tablecloths.
26:08
I mean like fabric tablecloths, chair covers with the pretty bows on the chairs.
26:13
Very ornate.
26:15
Yeah.
26:15
Centerpieces.
26:16
it was glamorous.
26:17
It was, it was very glamorous.
26:18
Yeah, it was beautiful.
26:19
And then, So, yeah, so we show up, with our sons, super awkward.
26:24
Like, first of all, they're already mad that they're not able to wear athletic, right?
26:28
Like, bro, why do I go to wear pants, bro?
26:31
Why can't, why can't I wear like pants?
26:33
Just wanna wear my right.
26:35
Pretty much.
26:35
So they're, they're aggravated with that.
26:37
So we're there, and then first of all, we didn't realize that like the birthday girl is gonna be way later.
26:44
So we were there like probably way too early.
26:46
And so we're there and we're, we're sitting there.
26:49
Well, so juicy, uh.
26:51
Jack said, oh, maybe edit.
26:53
They're just stared at each other.
26:54
And like looking at the table, it just like me and Mary stared at each other looking at the table So we're sitting here, we're waiting on the, the family to arrive and they did.
27:01
And they got her, she was in the.
27:03
That her mom and grandma and her Aunt Simon, we know nobody other than like us, the the primary family, our table each other.
27:11
Yeah.
27:12
And then like the, the birthday girl and her family.
27:14
Yes.
27:14
Like they're, this is a full venue and we are lost.
27:19
Our lost.
27:19
We don't know what's going on.
27:21
We're just sitting there like listen to DJ and the, the loud music.
27:24
And we're like, and we couldn't even talk because we're so close to the vintage and the decoration on our table we're like, sit off like the cups, all that.
27:31
So it was so fast forward a little bit.
27:33
The, it gets ready for the time The family gets there, she's on her throne.
27:37
You know, they get the thing where, um, fancy's chair.
27:39
Yes.
27:39
Her.
27:40
Yeah, she's on her fancy chair and, uh, no, you're looking beautiful.
27:43
Absolutely gorgeous.
27:44
She did.
27:44
Beautiful.
27:45
her brothers, uh, her cousins, her younger C cousins, they're walking around putting bottles on each table, right.
27:53
So mm-hmm.
27:53
He put down four cups for me, Meredith Jackson Juicy, and, uh, these are not small glasses.
28:01
Let me just throw that there.
28:02
They were not small glasses.
28:04
So he, he said, uh, A bottle of Spanish drink in front of us and he and Meredith both look at him and we're like, Hey, you know, what is this?
28:13
This is alcohol.
28:14
No, this is not alcohol.
28:15
This is sparkling water.
28:16
He was like, the family's the only one What?
28:17
Cider?
28:18
Cider.
28:18
Yes.
28:19
He was like, the family's the only one allowed to drink alcohol.
28:21
He was like, the family gets all alcohol.
28:23
He was like, which makes sense to me.
28:24
Cuz I was like, okay, that's more expensive.
28:25
This is cheaper.
28:26
That makes sense.
28:27
I do the same thing.
28:28
Perfect.
28:28
Mm-hmm.
28:29
Now remember, let's just backtrack.
28:31
Mm-hmm.
28:32
It's us four only sitting in a.
28:33
Eight seat table.
28:34
They're speaking a language that none of us understand.
28:36
We're only white people there.
28:37
Right.
28:38
I'm gonna throw that out there too.
28:39
Absolutely.
28:40
Like her mom calls us the gringa.
28:41
Yes.
28:41
Like she calls us Sat where like the white women.
28:44
Yes.
28:44
And so, I mean, it is just, it's, we, we are just really de dependent on everybody else to make sure we are not, and so that, that's what Anthony said and he, and I was like, well, when you know her, give us a little what we're supposed to do.
28:58
He was like, just watch what everybody else does.
29:00
He said after, after she answers, he was like, yeah, great advice from a 14 year old.
29:04
Right.
29:04
He was like, you'll pour your drinks and then we'll, everybody will toast to the 50 girl and then you'll drink it.
29:09
We're like, okay, great.
29:10
I think we asked him like twice or three times, are you probably, are you sure this, this is water, this is salt, whatever, right?
29:15
Yes, yes.
29:15
No, it's not alcohol.
29:16
Okay, great.
29:17
Perfect.
29:18
So, no, go ahead.
29:19
We're sitting there and still awkward.
29:21
I mean, our boys are literally, I've never seen them like this.
29:24
I'm sure they're not like this in school, they were nervous and just sitting there.
29:27
They weren't even talking to, they weren't on their phones, they weren't doing it.
29:30
They were just like, like staring.
29:31
Pretty much, pretty much.
29:33
They're so freaked out.
29:34
So we poured our drinks, they do the toast, uh, and whatever.
29:39
And I've not, yeah, I've not taken a sip yet, but Jackson does.
29:43
And you know, Jackson's a very picky, drinker eater, whatever.
29:46
He doesn't drink tea, soda, nothing like that.
29:48
So he took a sip and he was like, or I think he just like maybe got some on his lips and he was like, Ugh.
29:53
It's like it's rude to not do it, whatever.
29:56
And I was like, drink the whole thing.
29:58
So he does.
29:59
And at the same time, this is.
30:06
Champagne.
30:07
So we got the good stuff and I forced my child to drink the good stuff.
30:14
And it was like a tall, like, was like like a, a big flute.
30:17
It was a big, it was.
30:18
And it was full and it was, cause it was only us at the table.
30:23
It was, so, let's fast forward a little bit to later in the night.
30:26
Okay.
30:26
When the dancing starts, the dancing starts.
30:29
Are they feeling it?
30:30
Yeah.
30:30
Oh, so not only when's the dancing, so there's some formal dancing, but it gets to the point where there's, that's what, yeah, the, there's a wardrobe change where the birthday girl goes and changes clothes.
30:40
Cause she's in the big princess dress.
30:42
Mm-hmm.
30:42
So she can get down and party.
30:44
Yes.
30:44
She got down and party.
30:45
So you and I walked outside and we could see in the windows and our boys who I'd been sitting by themselves are all of a sudden leading the con.
30:58
They had blue like swords.
30:59
They were like swinging in, I swear.
31:03
They were like the life of the party.
31:05
Anthony putting his cousins up there and they're dancing with these beautiful Hispanic girls and they just like out there doing the things and I mean, whatever.
31:15
Everybody, it was, they were like the life of the party.
31:18
They were come find.
31:19
So y'all can tell that they didn't know what those Spanish songs?
31:22
No.
31:22
All a sudden they're Hispanic.
31:24
Those boys are like coming.
31:27
Oh, Jackson.
31:29
So that was a year ago, right?
31:32
A year.
31:33
A year ago.
31:34
I'm gonna find out.
31:36
Kids can stay in touch much easier than we were young.
31:39
When we were young.
31:40
You made some dude at the beach.
31:41
Forget about it.
31:42
Right.
31:43
They've got these girls on their snap.
31:46
They stayed in touch with these girls.
31:48
Oh.
31:48
Or the girls are staying in touch with them.
31:49
I don't know exactly which each direction it goes.
31:51
This wasn't part of the demise of the girlfriend, was it?
31:54
No, no, no, no, no.
31:58
But I'm like, oh my, it was so, it was so bad.
32:02
It was so bad.
32:02
At the time, me and marriage were like, oh my God, we're gonna go to jail.
32:05
Oh my God.
32:06
The, the defensive and office captain of our football team, and they're, they were, they were, they were.
32:13
So, and, and technically we did not give alcohol to maters.
32:17
Right.
32:17
So I kept hoping we're still safe.
32:21
We, we were that, that night we did not laugh.
32:23
I promise you.
32:24
We were outside, like, we're gonna go to jail.
32:26
Like, what?
32:26
Where are we gonna do, we should call our husbands.
32:30
I was like, I cant.
32:31
Right.
32:31
I gave his child booze.
32:33
Yes.
32:34
Much better parents than I am, because I would've been like, well, I wave.
32:39
I'd be like, I'd be join him.
32:42
So by time we like walked up the side of the building.
32:45
And get back in to like the front where we can see through the window.
32:52
It was, we tried to get them outta there before it started showing like, yeah, it didn't, it was so then we just sat on the outside and watched and all unfold.
33:01
And it was so funny because we were also like, the people near us, they were, they had like balls of tequila and we were like, please keep away from the keys.
33:09
It was hilarious.
33:10
Cause I can see at this point they'll be like, So bad.
33:17
You know, for the longest we didn't like this story, stayed chosen up here.
33:22
Right here.
33:23
Like I, we didn't even tell the mom of the first girl.
33:26
Did the boys know?
33:27
Like they, yes.
33:27
Okay.
33:27
Like, oh yeah.
33:28
They knew, they knew that night.
33:29
Like as soon as it happened, we were like, that's alcoholic.
33:31
We, we both were like, like poking on our drinks to try to, but we couldn't stop'em because they, they downed it like that fast so that it was like medicine.
33:39
They were just trying to get it in.
33:41
We were yelling at him.
33:43
I know I yelled at him.
33:44
I don't remember if you did, but No, I don't, I don't remember that part.
33:47
I do like, don't be rude.
33:48
Yeah, yeah.
33:49
So anyway.
33:49
Yeah, but it was, it was, you wanna hand me my mom with a year certificate now I know.
33:53
And I'll tear in half a shirt with Heather.
33:56
Was that you didn't do it intentionally?
33:58
No.
33:59
Didn't pass on that one.
34:00
Not at all.
34:00
But Dylan's teacher came over after school one day, like she was picking something up from the house.
34:06
And um, so we were sitting at the table talking and.
34:10
It was his teacher from the year before.
34:11
So Dylan was like, oh my gosh.
34:12
Mm-hmm.
34:13
You know, he loves all his teachers.
34:15
Yeah.
34:15
When he was little.
34:16
Yeah.
34:16
Not so much anymore.
34:18
But, um, so we're talking in, uh, something came up about like wine or something, and that child goes, I tried beer.
34:27
And I'm like, you did what?
34:29
Oh my goodness.
34:30
To his teacher.
34:31
And I was like, Dylan.
34:32
And he, he's like, what?
34:33
And I was like, When he was like, oh, well we had that party, that pool party.
34:39
And um, I kept bothering dad and so to shut me up, he said, fine, taste it.
34:45
And then I asked Brandon about it later, and he's like, yeah.
34:48
He's like, well, you know, beer tastes like until you're older.
34:51
Like it taste gross.
34:52
Like, it's not like a fruity drink.
34:53
He's like, I figured like it would end the conversation.
34:56
Right.
34:56
And Dylan, he, I said, what happened?
34:58
He said, well, Dylan took a sip and went, Hmm, pretty good.
35:03
Oh my goodness.
35:04
One sip.
35:04
And my friend was like, yeah, wasn't like whole flu.
35:08
No.
35:08
Oh my gosh.
35:09
It's funny.
35:10
But he told his teacher and I'm like, And she's like, don't worry, all the kids have tried it.
35:14
Like when they're little, I think, yeah.
35:16
Take a sip.
35:17
Leave me alone.
35:17
Yeah.
35:18
And I was, oh my gosh.
35:19
That's funny.
35:19
I was mortified.
35:20
Yeah, I know.
35:21
Out of all the people for them just go tell the preacher too.
35:24
Yeah.
35:24
Right.
35:26
We do need to cover our book.
35:28
Yes.
35:28
And I don't, I know you, I gotta send this one out.
35:30
You gonna send this one out?
35:31
Okay, that's fine.
35:32
You just sit there in pet res.
35:34
Um, and we can talk about it.
35:35
So it was Rock Paper Scissors by Alice Feeney?
35:37
Yes.
35:38
Okay.
35:38
Okay.
35:39
So, okay.
35:40
Things have been wrong with Mr.
35:41
And Mrs.
35:42
Wright for a long time.
35:43
When Adam and Amelia went a weekend away to Scotland, which.
35:47
Scotland like, I wanna go.
35:49
That's like my first place I wanna go to.
35:51
Really?
35:52
Like, I just think it's like, I think it's like, like spooky haunted is what I like envision.
35:57
See, I like spooky haunted, like lots of fo like creepy stuff.
36:01
Well, I mean outside of like the Caribbean and all that kind of stuff, like first place I could go that like I have to really fly to get there is gonna move somewhere like that.
36:08
Okay, so they won the trip to Scotland.
36:10
It might, uh, be just what the marriage needs.
36:12
Self-confessed, workaholic and screenwriter.
36:15
Adam Wright has lived with face blindness his whole life.
36:19
He can't recognize friends or family or even his own wife with every anniversary.
36:22
The couple exchanged traditional gifts, paper, cotton, pottery, tin.
36:26
And each year Adam's wife writes him a letter that she never lets him read until now.
36:30
They both know this weekend will make or break their marriage, but they didn't randomly win this trip.
36:35
One of them is lying and someone doesn't want to live happily ever after 10 years of marriage, 10 years of secrets and an anniversary they'll never forget.
36:44
Good.
36:44
So good.
36:45
Yeah.
36:46
I liked it too.
36:47
I liked it.
36:47
So good.
36:48
So I, one of the things that I really liked about this book was, I mean, I did back, go back and forth with like, some history and, and with all the chapters being about the different cotton tin, whatever.
37:00
But the whole book itself was just a very short period of time.
37:03
Like days, yeah.
37:04
Right.
37:05
Yeah.
37:05
So just the trip, it was like, it was the trip, it was the weekend or whatever.
37:08
Yeah.
37:08
It was like three days.
37:09
Like the whole book, the whole book took from, from beginning to end was just so, I like books like that.
37:14
I feel like they move very fast.
37:16
Yeah.
37:16
And this book did that really well.
37:19
Without giving so much information, you get bored.
37:22
Yeah.
37:22
Um, cause sometimes when it's, it's like that, it's just put every word that they can in there.
37:26
But this one I thought was really good because it did give enough detail, um, and kept my attention.
37:31
Yeah.
37:32
Which apparently I'm noticing is a hard thing for me.
37:35
Saying, okay.
37:37
How do you live with baseline?
37:39
Like, I, I, I guess if you're born with it, like you guys don't know any difference.
37:42
Yeah.
37:42
But like, I'm trying to picture life, not being able to recognize people and like, I functioning Yeah, I know.
37:51
I don't, is it a real thing?
37:52
I don't know.
37:52
I didn't, I didn't know either.
37:54
I didn't know, I didn't know if it was a real thing either.
37:58
And at first I was just thinking like he, everybody looked kind of, Like, you look like you, but he forgets what you look like.
38:05
Yeah.
38:05
But then the further we got in the book, it was like, it's just blurred.
38:08
Yeah.
38:08
Like it, like you could tell his hair a block, the hair, right.
38:10
Which is like, like you can see colors, you can see like other details, but just not faces.
38:15
Like, it's so weird.
38:15
Yeah.
38:15
Yeah.
38:16
I didn't feel, but I didn't really feel how much that tied into the book at first.
38:21
Yeah.
38:21
And I was like, it got me again.
38:23
They always get me at the end.
38:25
That's not really, that was interesting though.
38:28
It was interesting though.
38:29
So I listened to this one.
38:31
Yeah.
38:31
Um, oh, me too.
38:32
You did too.
38:32
Yeah.
38:32
And really liked the, uh, narrator.
38:36
Me too.
38:36
And there was a part in this book that was really creepy because they're in this Scottish.
38:42
Castle thing church.
38:43
And the old church was renovated old baby, and, um, like haunted and stuff.
38:48
Yeah.
38:48
So, but she sees a face in the window.
38:52
Well, I, it, I was getting the dogs ready and I was taking'em on a walk at night and it was dark.
38:56
And then it's like that.
38:57
And again, a great narrator.
38:59
That voice is, there was a face and I was like, oh, by yourself, Lou, it'll be ok.
39:04
Come back.
39:05
I freaked myself out.
39:07
Morgan Freeman will do that too.
39:08
You, yeah.
39:09
He's got a great voice too.
39:10
But just the dramatic pause and stuff.
39:12
It was really good.
39:13
I think, think the characters were developed really well and then like the twists with each character Yes.
39:18
That you, I mean, I didn't see it coming.
39:19
Right.
39:20
Um, so I think they, she did so good, um, developing each character.
39:26
Mm-hmm.
39:26
Without you knowing that it's the character.
39:28
Right.
39:29
Did you pick on really fast up on the, how she was signing the letters?
39:33
Was, um, Apparently from your face You did not.
39:37
So apparently with the Oh, your wife?
39:40
Yes.
39:41
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:41
Okay.
39:41
Okay.
39:42
And I was like, how much are we gonna give away?
39:44
Yeah, okay.
39:44
Because that took me, like, I was not immediately picking up all the, no, I didn't either.
39:48
And then would he give away this?
39:51
I know, I know.
39:52
But yeah, I, that made sense because you followed it along.
39:56
I think this is one that I would wanna read again, because now that I know who's who and what's what.
40:00
Yeah.
40:01
Well, hold on.
40:02
So I just, when I was like researching the book a little bit, there's a series, they're, uh, Netflix bought it, but they haven't made it yet.
40:09
Okay.
40:10
Um, but then I was like, oh gosh.
40:12
Like, who are they gonna pick for these characters?
40:14
I know.
40:14
It was like in my head, because I can't see the face, I'm like, Well, I can't give it away.
40:20
I know, I know.
40:21
It's always your, and like, are they gonna make the character like beautiful or like homely because you can't see her and you Right.
40:29
You know, and it quote doesn't matter.
40:31
Yeah.
40:31
Yeah.
40:31
I, that's a good question.
40:32
I don't know.
40:33
Uh, that is one that I, I either wanna read again or watch it.
40:36
It was pretty in, it was interesting.
40:37
It was a good one.
40:37
I would, yeah, I would totally read it again.
40:39
Loved it.
40:40
Uhhuh.
40:40
I would too.
40:41
So this is the book that I thought we were reading last week.
40:44
It's why I was so confused because I started last week's book, which was called I C U.
40:50
But I had read the synopsis of this book and I, it took me a minute to get my, my trains like on the right track.
40:56
Yeah.
40:57
And going in the right direction and all that kind of stuff.
40:59
Mm-hmm.
40:59
Um, But it was a good book.
41:01
Yeah.
41:01
I, I would read it again.
41:02
Yeah.
41:02
10 stars.
41:03
Nine, nine.
41:04
I can't give everybody a 10.
41:06
I can't, I haven't given out a 10 yet, I don't think.
41:08
Yeah.
41:09
What'd you give it?
41:10
I, I could say nine.
41:11
Like, I I totally would read it again.
41:14
It was definitely anything.
41:15
Yeah.
41:15
And different, yeah.
41:16
A totally different story.
41:17
Um, it reminded me a little bit of, um, I don't know if you've ever read J Condra.
41:23
Creepy, creepy, creepy stuff.
41:25
Mm.
41:25
Not in a creepy No.
41:27
Like I can, it depends on like what kind of creepy, like there's levels of like, you know, like all kinds of twisted, creepy that you can imagine.
41:35
So I know like we kind of talked about this last week about how this stuff's going on in your life and like it has to come from somewhere.
41:41
Yeah.
41:41
For me, the people that make these like super worried like crazy.
41:46
Mm-hmm.
41:46
Um, weird movies.
41:48
Like, do you not think that there is something wrong with these people that are writing it?
41:52
I mean, maybe.
41:53
Yeah.
41:54
Like what was the heck, um, movie?
41:57
Um, with the little like mannequin guy, not the, I had like the clown dude.
42:01
Um, on the Tricycle.
42:02
Yeah.
42:02
Jigsaw.
42:03
Yeah.
42:03
Yeah.
42:04
Like that movie.
42:04
Like after I watched that movie I was like, this.
42:07
Yeah, dude, whoever wrote this needs to like be locked up somewhere.
42:10
Like the Terrier Juicy and Anthony were like, well, can we watch The Terra too one night when they were in the house?
42:16
Cause they had just came out.
42:16
Yeah.
42:17
I'm like, eh, I started like, like, no, no.
42:22
See, Dylan loves horror, like, loves horro movies.
42:24
Like the whole month of October we were watch Avery Horror movie.
42:26
Yeah.
42:27
I Creepy or whatever.
42:29
Like, I like ghosts, like all that.
42:30
Like, at my job is haunted and so like, I sit Yeah.
42:33
Like my job, my job is so haunted.
42:35
Like, there have been several deaths, like years back.
42:38
First of all there's an, uh, an ancient Indian barrel ground.
42:41
Like they, they found rock mounds and all that.
42:43
The formations that they put up over there.
42:45
Yeah.
42:45
And so there have been like cardiac arrest deaths.
42:48
There have been a guy had his brains like knocked out.
42:52
Uh, there was a homeless guy that went there for shelter and froze death.
42:55
So they've been like, and, and you can sit there like, I have a spirit box on my phone.
42:59
And so we'll sit there and talk to'em and they'll tell us like their names and died and, you know, I don't do things that you can't, you can't shoot'em.
43:06
Yeah.
43:07
I don't wanna miss one.
43:08
But you hear like my cousin, she's, she's huge into like, um, paranormal investigation and stuff.
43:13
So her and one of her friends, they came to my job.
43:15
We met up at like eight o'clock at night and we went through different part parts.
43:18
Like in my old office you could hear people walking around and talking up above me and the floors would creak and all that.
43:24
And so we got like, we got a conversation, no lie.
43:27
My aunt was down.
43:27
They're Ghostbusters.
43:28
Look, my aunt, my aunt was upstairs talking, like yelling you're gonna get outta here.
43:33
You know you're gonna leave my niece alone.
43:35
Like she's saying this prayers over me and all this and that.
43:38
While me and my cousin are downstairs and we had a speaker box on, ex this part's creepy.
43:44
It came across the speaker box, like words We didn't know.
43:47
It said fire.
43:47
We knew that word.
43:48
Okay, maybe.
43:48
I'm so sorry.
43:51
It said, uh, it said fire.
43:53
It said, um, accident.
43:56
It said Verne Verne, Virgil.
44:00
Burner, Virgil, I'm sorry, I don't remember that name.
44:03
But, so there were, this was the stuff, so while my aunt's up there we're getting these come across the speaker box, so my, my cousin was writing'em down.
44:09
Mm-hmm.
44:09
And when my aunt came back down, she was like, Hey.
44:11
She was like, we were talking to this thing now here, and it's like, sound, we were you, like it said angry.
44:15
And we could hear my aunt, so we knew she was like loud with the spirit.
44:18
Mm-hmm.
44:19
And we were like, were you yelling at?
44:20
She's like, yes, I'm telling you, you know, you're gonna leave my, my ni my niece alone, blah, blah, blah.
44:23
And so fast forward, like over the weekend, she was real big into the, who are they?
44:29
The vae, you know what I'm talking about?
44:31
Like the moose lodges and stuff.
44:32
Uhhuh.
44:32
So she was real big into those.
44:34
And she would go shoot pool, like especially back.
44:36
Yeah.
44:37
So she would shoot pool all the time with these and, um, hang out with all these different like, like older mm-hmm.
44:42
Veterans, older people, not just men.
44:44
Right.
44:45
Trying to make herself like, um, so anyway, so, I've read a story at one of them on Moose lodges over, I think it was Bessemer City, a guy that lived like right on the property.
44:56
He lived in his camper.
44:57
It caught fire burned.
44:58
and his name was whatever had came across the speaker box, y'all.
45:01
Oh, that's crazy.
45:03
And so I, I texted my aunt as soon as I saw my aunt, my cousin, I'm like, y'all, hello?
45:07
And I asked my aunt, I was like, did you know him?
45:09
She was like, yeah.
45:09
She was like, he was one of our regulars.
45:11
Wow.
45:11
She knew him.
45:12
And I'm like, oh my gosh.
45:13
You know, we're sitting here, you're yelling at the spirit to leave me alone.
45:15
And it's sitting here trying to like, to help us prevent this man's death.
45:18
And we're like, Hey, go away.
45:20
So bad.
45:21
That's crazy.
45:22
But my dad, like my dad, I'm no lie.
45:25
My dad died last January, um, last year.
45:28
And so a couple days after my dad died, I'm in my office at work and like I said, my dad always wore Stetson cologne.
45:34
Like that was for every Christmas, every every Christmas we, he would get at least three, four bottles of Stetson cologne.
45:39
We would all like we and horse calendars cuz that's so, I, all of a sudden I'm just sitting there by myself, it's like four or five o'clock in the morning and I just smelled his cologne.
45:48
Like I smelled the Stetson cologne.
45:50
And so I was like, okay.
45:51
So I took my one cell phone that has the speaker box on it.
45:53
Mm-hmm.
45:54
Turned it on, just let it like scan the radio frequencies and I had my other one and I was recording my phone like on the table and you hear me say, Hey dad.
46:03
And then it scans through and then it says, Hey Heather.
46:06
And it was my dad's voice, like my dad had cancer.
46:08
And so towards the end with all the radiation and the chemo and everything, he had lost his voice really bad.
46:13
So he was just barely a whisper.
46:14
And you hear him like, healthy dad, like say, Hey, that right there that did it for me.
46:19
That and the fact that like, there's been a couple times that I would be like, all right dad, you know, play me one of your songs.
46:24
And he'll, it'll play like Neat Loaf or something random.
46:26
Yeah.
46:27
Like I knew my dad loved.
46:28
Wow.
46:29
But that stuff right there like that, that that's against me.
46:31
Yeah.
46:32
Against me and everybody.
46:33
I listened to it.
46:34
Cause I, you know, I, you know, right after my, after my dad's death, like it was hard.
46:38
And so I'm like, yeah, maybe I'm just hearing stuff.
46:40
But it was clear as day and so I was letting everybody say I do, it's at home.
46:44
I put it, I took it off my cell phone.
46:46
Okay.
46:46
Because we got balled out our company, so I didn't know if they were gonna make me turn my phone back.
46:48
Yeah.
46:49
But I have it at home.
46:50
I'll record it off my computer at home.
46:51
I'll let y'all hear it.
46:52
But you can hear, you can see everybody that I, I didn't even know my dad.
46:55
Yeah.
46:55
I've slept and listen to him.
46:56
They're like, oh my God.
46:57
It says, Hey Heather.
46:58
And then like my, my mom, my aunt, my brothers, everybody that's heard, it's like, yeah, that's Dad.
47:03
Like gets his voice pre-cancer.
47:05
Mm-hmm.
47:06
It was my dad's healthy voice, so.
47:07
Wow.
47:08
Yeah.
47:08
That's crazy.
47:09
That is crazy.
47:10
Yeah.
47:10
But you say in that made me think of something else.
47:13
You were talking about his cologne.
47:14
Yeah.
47:15
That's one thing in that book that they were talking about smells.
47:17
Mm-hmm.
47:18
Like he could recognize people by smells if he couldn't recognize by face.
47:21
I guess if, you know, you don't have like the scents, all your other senses are heightened.
47:26
Exactly.
47:26
Make up for it.
47:27
Yeah.
47:28
Would you not be voice though?
47:31
Unless like there's Oh, your other senses should be heightened.
47:34
I didn't read the bullet.
47:35
Want to now?
47:37
Um, so yeah.
47:38
Really good.
47:39
Really good.
47:39
I thought so.
47:40
Yeah.
47:40
Yeah.
47:40
Um, so next, and I've already started listening to this one.
47:43
I just finished it today.
47:44
Did you?
47:45
I did.
47:45
Okay.
47:46
It's totally different than like anything we've read recently.
47:48
It's like a, it's like a good beach read.
47:50
Yes.
47:50
So it is called Regrets Only by Erin Duffy.
47:53
Yes.
47:53
Um, and as always, our book lists that are on our social medias Yes.
47:59
Um, that is posted there.
48:00
And, uh, we're working on our next one.
48:02
So if you do have recommendations on a book, anybody listening, let us know so we can add them.
48:06
I do have some people that have messaged me, so we're add getting those.
48:09
Okay.
48:09
Nice.
48:09
Some recommendations Yeah.
48:10
To the list.
48:11
Good, good.
48:12
Um, yeah, this one is definitely nothing like what we've been reading.
48:15
Yeah.
48:16
It's a nice switch.
48:17
There's no murder.
48:18
Yes.
48:19
Which, not that I'm opposed to that, I don't mind reading it, but it's nice sometimes to Yes.
48:23
Just change gears.
48:24
It's, it's a pallet cleanser.
48:25
Very much so.
48:27
Very much so.
48:28
Oh, and dumb law.
48:29
Let's do Louisiana next.
48:30
Okay.
48:30
Cause we hadn't done that one yet.
48:32
All right.
48:32
Dumb law, dumb crab for louisianna.
48:34
Okay.
48:34
Um, so yes, I did add a link on our Facebook pages to a sports broad that I was interested in getting and I got it and it looks amazing.
48:45
Not on, so it's got all these crisscrosses in the bag.
48:51
Yeah, Lord.
48:52
And I was scared I was gonna get tangled up, but to be very, very honest, it was easier to put on than any other sports brother really had.
48:59
Cause the way that the, um, they just had a lot more give, but because of that, it wasn't very supportive.
49:04
Oh.
49:05
And with me being a bigger autistic girl, yeah.
49:07
I need something that's, that's whatever.
49:09
But I did like the way that I could get it on easy and it felt good on, like, it was a comfortable, it was, um, Like not too tight, not too loose.
49:19
It had good support, but it just did.
49:21
Cause the straps just were a little, um, looser.
49:26
It was not your favorite.
49:28
My favorite.
49:29
So I'll still keep it and wear it to, you know, just not to, but it'd probably be like a good like yoga bra or something like that.
49:36
Still like workout, not uh, yes.
49:39
But I mean, let's be honest, I don't really do vigorous workouts anyways.
49:43
We'll probably be okay to keep, but it, it's probably not one to like jump up and down the stands.
49:47
No, no.
49:48
Don't.
49:48
I would not wear it until a sports game thinking it was gonna do its job.
49:52
It did have three of the, the straps on either side that crossed.
49:55
So it did, if I did pop one strap, add some reinforcement.
49:59
But it was, it was, it was so strange.
50:01
I dunno if y'all have ever felt this way, but sometimes putting on like a porch bar or something like that, I almost get claustrophobic.
50:07
Yeah.
50:07
It, because you try to put it and you.
50:10
Like trying to pull it right and get in it and get yourself situated, all of that.
50:15
It's, it's a lot.
50:16
So this one went on and off easily.
50:18
Um, nice.
50:19
And it was a nice soft material.
50:22
But not, not for a vis workout.
50:25
I mean, how many stars?
50:27
Well, I'd say I'd give it an eight.
50:32
You're too generous with the stars, are you?
50:35
Uh, well, I am apparently like Facebooks.
50:38
Super buyer because I get targeted with everything.
50:41
Every ad, like every other thing is an ad.
50:44
And I got sucked into the bodysuit, like the viral.
50:48
Oh.
50:49
So it hasn't come yet.
50:50
Okay.
50:50
I ordered it.
50:51
I ordered like a three pack.
50:53
Okay.
50:53
So we will see if it really snatched you.
50:55
Looks smashed.
50:58
Are they one size fits all?
50:59
No, they have like small those words.
51:02
Good.
51:03
So yeah, like I think like small is like up to 160.
51:07
Medium was like up to like two 40 or something.
51:10
A wide range per each size.
51:13
No, but I mean like the, like they're like this big and I'm like, and what does that.
51:21
Where does that space?
51:23
It goes, it goes here and here pushes the other direct.
51:28
So I was walking with my mom and I was, she's going on, um, a cruise, so I'm like, well, when they comment, you can try it.
51:33
Like she's Yeah.
51:33
Yeah.
51:34
Smaller.
51:35
And, um, but she's like, you know, as all wants to be more smashed.
51:39
Right.
51:40
So I said, well, you can try it.
51:42
And, um, she's like, it's, but like it's gotta come out somewhere.
51:45
Yeah.
51:46
Where does it like it?
51:47
It's gonna pop out.
51:48
The box will pop out.
51:50
Well, hopefully it'll pop out the top right.
51:53
Yeah.
51:54
I cannot wait to hear what you said.
51:56
Yeah.
51:56
So once I get it, we can definitely chat about that one.
51:59
Yeah.
51:59
Okay.
52:00
Cool.
52:00
We can, we can do a, a, a review live.
52:04
That sounds great.
52:05
That sounds great.
52:06
Awesome.
52:07
Um, so the, the sports bra, I give it a, a retract and give it the six.
52:12
Yeah.
52:13
Cause look good.
52:13
Wash is good.
52:14
Yeah.
52:14
All that kind of stuff, but it just wasn't supportive enough for me.
52:17
Right, right.
52:18
That doesn't maybe, maybe it's like a list.
52:20
Yeah.
52:21
Dusty.
52:22
Yes.
52:23
That part out.
52:25
Yeah.
52:25
But be maybe a little smaller.
52:26
That's one in the B reel.
52:28
Boy, maybe a little smaller chested.
52:31
Yes.
52:32
Or maybe somebody, uh, not as old as meme, needing as much support.
52:37
So I'm sure these, these 105 pound skinny teenage girls, that'd be just right on.
52:42
Love it.
52:42
Yeah.
52:43
So a witch.
52:44
Have you seen, did they like, let them run around at the high school, like track and stuff?
52:49
Were you, were you out there, were you watching like the, like just sports bra?
52:52
No, no.
52:53
When we were in school, like even like the girls that did like the sports afterwards, they still had to be all the way cooked.
52:57
Yeah.
52:57
Yeah.
52:58
Like, like when our boys were out there the first week of, for both weightlift and football and stuff, like the, the track girls were still there.
53:04
And like you're talking like, like.
53:06
No, I mean, it was basically like bathing suits and, and Wonder Jackson wanted to go Yeah, I thoughts really committed to, I'm not, I'm not saying that they were, I'm not saying it like, like you couldn't, they weren't exposed like butt cheeks, things like that.
53:20
Right.
53:20
I just couldn't believe it.
53:22
Like, and, and I'm talking like 21 years ago I graduated, but back then, like, you couldn't even get like the football games unless you're, you know, the shorts and all that were lower than the fingertips and mm-hmm.
53:31
It's like things have changing a lot now.
53:33
Yeah.
53:34
So glad I have a boy.
53:35
Yeah, absolutely.
53:37
Yeah.
53:37
But even Maxie, like when she was in school, I remember there were times that she got sent home, like they didn't, like her shoulders were showing, or they said that, you know, you could see a little bit of rebel and so it's kinda, yeah, those girls are like, on that note, I'm gonna tell a story.
53:52
No, no.
53:52
Go for that.
53:55
It's crazy.
53:56
All right, so next week, the book is regrets Only.
54:00
Regrets Only.
54:01
Okay.
54:01
And then our state is Louisiana, Louisiana.
54:05
Okay.
54:05
That'll be fun.
54:06
Yeah.
54:06
And we'll do the Snoop Dogg cookbook review and the snatch body suit review.
54:12
Hopefully your out, it's probably home from China, so who knows what, we'll see if it does what it's supposed to.
54:17
She might be wearing it in the podcast.
54:20
I'll go put it on bathroom and see a live review.
54:23
Right.
54:24
I love it when we, when we add videos to Paton.
54:28
Yeah, absolutely.
54:29
Which is fill of thought.
54:30
People want the videos.
54:31
That's crazy.
54:33
I wouldn't, I mean, I can see, but I can't see, I I know, I know.
54:37
I wouldn't wanna be like looking at me.
54:40
I don't, we're awkwardly keep looking at the camera like, oh, it's there.
54:44
Like when I'm editing and like looking at like, it's so much funnier to see the reactions of the face than just try to just to hear it, hear it.
54:52
So I laugh the whole time I'm editing.
54:54
Yeah.
54:54
That's funny.
54:55
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55:00
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55:06
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55:08
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55:09
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55:10
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55:10
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55:11
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