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Bidet Toilets and Hello Sailor Boy Update for May 19th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: I was home on Saturday, getting ready to uh for
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: an event at Ken Sanders Bookstore, and there was a
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: knock at my door. I go to the door. There's
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: a guy standing there, kind of He was wearing shorts
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: and a T shirt with some company logo on it.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: Not a T shirt, but a polo type shirt with
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: a company logo on it. He said, Hi, I'm Darius
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: the bug Boy. I said, okay. He said, I take
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: care of the bugs here, neighbor. Your neighbor's here, you know,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: my door Saturday too. I take care I take care
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: of these neighbors bugs. And I said, you're an exterminator. Yeah,
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: that's right. I said, Well, I don't have need of
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: your services. Why not you don't, I said, no, I
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: like the bugs. I don't want you to kill the bugs.
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: We are at peace with the bugs we have. Yeah,
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: well that's weird. Okay, then goodbye. Off he goes. He
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: couldn't couldn't conceive of the fact that I didn't want
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: my yard sprayed, in my house sprayed, particularly by a
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: guy who comes around and says, Hi, I'm Darius the
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  Speaker 1: bug boy. Is that what he said?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't have Darius, but it was a woman who
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: was with the same company they were.
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  Speaker 1: They hit our house a couple of weeks ago. No,
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  Speaker 1: no thanks. And you know it's a lie when they
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: say we take care of the bugs for a lot
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: of your neighbors here, they don't. They don't. Bug boy.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: I'm the bug boy.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: That's what you were doing Saturday. Saturday, I was taking
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: my mother the Sainted Mary Claire or her Mother's Day present,
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: which was a trip to a hair spa. Now, this
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  Speaker 2: isn't a hair salon, not a salon. It's a hair spa.
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: Is it where you let your hair relax?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's a Japanese hairspa. And you go and you
• 1:58
  Speaker 2: like put a robe on, and they have you lie
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: down on a table and put your head back in
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  Speaker 2: a sink. Okay, and it's an hour of a massage
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  Speaker 2: your hole.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And they have this multi jet water spray
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: that sprays over your head. And they have all these
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: like gadgets that like vibrate and like electros.
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  Speaker 1: So they can charge you a lot of money for
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  Speaker 1: a hair watch.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean kind of but it's but it's
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  Speaker 2: it's lovely.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't just sit there and watch, No, I.
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  Speaker 2: Said, Mom, This is what we're doing for others days.
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: So but you know what they have there?
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't and and I know and Carrie's getting
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: ready to go back to Japan. They have one of
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: those Japanese toilets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, real fancy stuff, like.
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  Speaker 2: Better than the hairspot part. I wanted to just hang
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: out in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: What what will this toilet do?
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  Speaker 2: So it's not just a bidet right now, I mean
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  Speaker 2: it is a it is a toilet. And I think
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  Speaker 2: Carrie took pictures of this when you were there. There's
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  Speaker 2: like a panel next to the toilet with I don't
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  Speaker 2: know thirty different things like the toilet can do like
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: what so it heats the seat. Sure, you can choose
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  Speaker 2: where you want the water to spray you.
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Is this a front job or a back job? Is
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  Speaker 2: are you a woman or a man? There's a dryer
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now that see. I have a just a fairly
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: you know, tone down the day on my toilet. But
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: I wish it had a dryer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I really did. I'm like, I could
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: just be in here. I don't they don't need to.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: And I went home and I told Joe I'm like,
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: I want. I don't know how much they cost.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: I want, and I would I would have used some
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: of those features if I read Japanese.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see this was in English.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem.
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  Speaker 2: But so while I'm in there with with no while
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  Speaker 2: I'm in there with Mary Claire, I'm sort of worried
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  Speaker 2: because I'm waiting for a phone call from Festus, my
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: sailor's son, because it's his last day of class for
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  Speaker 2: the medical school he's in in San Diego. And this
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  Speaker 2: the whole time, every exam period he has for this class.
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  Speaker 2: If you fail it, you're out. It's not like a
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  Speaker 2: well do better next time. So he could potentially have
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  Speaker 2: gotten all the way through school and failed the last
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  Speaker 2: exam and you have to start all over again.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, could you tell him about the toilet?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I should have. But when we got out
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  Speaker 2: of the SPA, I had a missed call from him,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, oh, this is it. Either passed
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: or he didn't. I called him back and he passed.
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: Not only did he pass, he was number two in
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  Speaker 2: his class. Really, so when this class he's in IDC school,
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  Speaker 2: which is like a PA in the Navy, there were
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  Speaker 2: like thirty five people that started the class. Half of
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  Speaker 2: them failed out as the class went on, and he
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  Speaker 2: finished second in his class. So he doesn't graduate till August.
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  Speaker 2: So for the next little while he does a clinical rotation.
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  Speaker 2: So think about it like a like a regular medical
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  Speaker 2: doctor or PA. Once you finish the school part, you
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: go like out into the world and you work in
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  Speaker 2: an er and you work in a instacat and you
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  Speaker 2: work getting real world experience. So he's doing that now.
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  Speaker 2: But technically he's done, like the testing is over. The
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  Speaker 2: hard part is done.
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  Speaker 1: Can he write prescriptions? Carry, says the conspiratorial boys. I
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: just want to know when.
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  Speaker 2: So when he is when he is on a ship
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  Speaker 2: and he is the sole medical provider, Yes, he can prescribe,
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  Speaker 2: you're wondering. I don't know about pain pills. Is that
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  Speaker 2: what you're wanting?
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  Speaker 1: In general?
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  Speaker 2: He can dispense medication off the ship, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 2: But when he's there, he's in charge of the pills
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  Speaker 2: and he distributes.
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  Speaker 1: So if you were to write a prescription and mail
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  Speaker 1: it from the ship, I don't know, Hello, sailor boy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But so is that what he's gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: Is he gonna work in RS or something.
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  Speaker 2: So he'll do that for the next little while and
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  Speaker 2: then in July. It's kind of like a job recruiter,
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  Speaker 2: so a big wig from the Navy, I'll come and say, hello,
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  Speaker 2: all you new independent duty corman. Here are the jobs
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  Speaker 2: that are available. So he can, because he's number two
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  Speaker 2: in his class, he can put kind of a wishless
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  Speaker 2: together of what he wants to do. Ultimately, the government
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  Speaker 2: sends you where they want you. You know, we have
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  Speaker 2: an opening here and here and here, So we'll find
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  Speaker 2: out in July where he's going to go. But I
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  Speaker 2: was lobbying for Hawaii. I'm trying to think of places
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  Speaker 2: where I'd want to go visit him. Or Italy. There
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  Speaker 2: are two naval bases in Italy. Well, Japan would be
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  Speaker 2: kind of cool, sure, but but we don't know yet.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm very, very proud of him. It's been a
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  Speaker 2: stressful time him getting this done, and he did it.
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  Speaker 1: Gina. The five series electronic cleansing toilet for MOA delivers
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  Speaker 1: users are comfortable and complete clean with its powerful performance,
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  Speaker 1: all with the push of a button.
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  Speaker 2: How much is it.
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  Speaker 1: Three thousand, five hundred dollars?
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  Speaker 2: I kind of want one.
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  Speaker 1: There's all kinds of so the photo has so many
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  Speaker 1: different models.
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  Speaker 2: So the funny thing is my mom went into the
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  Speaker 2: bathroom first and I didn't need to go. She came
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  Speaker 2: out and she said, you have to go in there,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like what She's like, trust me, you have
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  Speaker 2: to go in there.
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  Speaker 1: But day function front and rear pulsating and oscillating cleanse
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  Speaker 1: erraated spray for a complete clean. Oh. I really like
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  Speaker 1: these tankless ones too. Adjustable water pressure and temperature control
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  Speaker 1: and endless instantaneous warm water provide a customizable experience. Hygienic
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  Speaker 1: heated seat with sensor and temperature control. Yeah, manual side
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  Speaker 1: knob and remote control operation. Remote activation includes the remote
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  Speaker 1: opening of the seat and lid so you don't have to, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Bend over.
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  Speaker 1: There's a little button down at the right at the
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  Speaker 1: floor level and you just touch it with your toe
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  Speaker 1: and the and the lid will open.
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  Speaker 2: I want one so bad. Although so the heated toilet
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  Speaker 2: seed is nice. But conversely, do you guys feel like
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  Speaker 2: I do when you go and to use a public
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  Speaker 2: restroom and you sit down and the seats warm, It
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  Speaker 2: creeps you out a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't really have that. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to believe I've experienced that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, someone was there not that long. I want
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  Speaker 2: to pretend like I'm the only person.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think i've experienced that.
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  Speaker 2: You've never sat down on a warm public toilets?
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  Speaker 1: No, I haven't. I'm pretty sure I haven't. If I
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: don't work below the waist, I don't feel anything anymore,
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  Speaker 1: don't feel anything anymore, So I guess I wouldn't know. Geez, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know it was the accident and the pills. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some well it was after the accident. I had to
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  Speaker 1: have the pills. So if I were to get a bat,
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: you can sail right up next to where ended the skies.
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  Speaker 2: Here.
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  Speaker 1: You want to borrow my hat, and then he could
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  Speaker 1: just toss them over the side. I'll toss him down
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  Speaker 1: here in the boat exactly speak Garrett. I mean captain.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: He's a captain. Sailor Berr's a captain.