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Classic Moment: Messy Partners Debate · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: At least a done ban on the show. She's the
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  Speaker 1: Queen of Studies.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, you've got cool studies every morning.
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  Speaker 3: This one actually is really interesting. It says a third
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  Speaker 3: of Americans admit a partner's messiness makes them less attractive. So,
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  Speaker 3: whether it's dirty socks or towels laying all over the floor,
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  Speaker 3: thirty seven percent of partner's messiness made them feel less
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  Speaker 3: attracted to them, and then sixty one percent admitted that
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  Speaker 3: clutter causes tension in their relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I got to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: When I first moved on to campus at Merrimack College,
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  Speaker 4: my biggest fear was having a roommate who I didn't
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  Speaker 4: know and have never met, and it turns out he
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  Speaker 4: was from Canada and a complete slob.
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  Speaker 1: I would clean up after him.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're very OCD, so I can totally see that happening.
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  Speaker 3: I always look at someone's car.
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  Speaker 5: You can tell a lot by all other person by
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  Speaker 5: how clean their car is on the inside.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, very much. So it's harder I think with families,
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  Speaker 3: like with young kids and stuff like that, to keep
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  Speaker 3: a car like, you know, really really really clean. But
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  Speaker 3: that is a good thing. I actually agree with this list.
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  Speaker 1: It would be a deal breaking for me.
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  Speaker 5: I have a friend who went on a first date
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  Speaker 5: with a girl that he was into, you know, physically
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  Speaker 5: attracted to her.
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  Speaker 3: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: They had a good connection. They went on a date.
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  Speaker 5: She offered to pick him up. She came, he got
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  Speaker 5: in the car, they went to dinner, she dropped him off,
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  Speaker 5: and he never spoke to her again because her car
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  Speaker 5: was so dirty.
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  Speaker 1: On the inside.
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  Speaker 5: Oh there was stuff. There was trash on the floor, clambellies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he looked down in between the seats. He could see
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  Speaker 5: all the food that fell. O. God, no, which is
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  Speaker 5: tough to get out. But for me, my wife when
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  Speaker 5: we moved in together, kind of changed me. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm I'm a clean but like I'm a dude.
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  Speaker 5: So I lived by myself. So I wasn't the cleanest,
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  Speaker 5: you know. I was a little messy. And my wife
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  Speaker 5: is very clean and she got me in order pretty fast. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know, the clutter and all that.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 4: I loved the years when I lived alone. All due
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  Speaker 4: respect to my wife, I'm even happier now, but living alone,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have to worry about anything.
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  Speaker 1: Everything was constantly.
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  Speaker 5: Well you're you're a freak.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're so neat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about all over the marina.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you have cleaners come and then you clean
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  Speaker 3: after they leave.
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  Speaker 1: I cleaned before they get there too.
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  Speaker 5: No, what am I being judged? One of my favorite
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  Speaker 5: Billy stories happened this summer. We went to pe Town.
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  Speaker 5: We sailed down on Billy's boat. It was fantastic. Three couples.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I'm starving. It's a two hour journey to
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  Speaker 5: Pee Town. We get off and my wife I say
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  Speaker 5: to my wife, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know when I go eat, now stop.
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  Speaker 5: My wife goes, I'm starving too. We docked there, right, Lisa,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, let's go, and they're like, no, we
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  Speaker 5: can't leave yet. Bill has to wash down the boat
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  Speaker 5: with a hose. Okay, and there's Billy. Then he comes
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  Speaker 5: and gets me and makes me drag all these hoses
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  Speaker 5: up to help them. And there he is hosing down.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, ready for at least the clean boat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I was.
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  Speaker 2: She's just the thing about boating though, it's just a
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  Speaker 2: giant flex Okay, Especially you go into a visiting marina,
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  Speaker 2: you want to make sure, you know, everything looks good, shiny,
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  Speaker 2: but you want to get the salt off too, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm a freak with it. I'm a freak.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted the lobster role. I just landed. It was
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  Speaker 5: my cheat, weak vacation and you're hosing it down.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was on the boat, I don't know, maybe
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  Speaker 3: like a year ago, and you know we were all
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  Speaker 3: like eating and billy like we were all sitting at
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  Speaker 3: like the little bar still area and you were cleaning
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  Speaker 3: up before anyone had stopped eating their lunch, like you
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  Speaker 3: or you had the spray bottle out with a napkin
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  Speaker 3: and you were like spraying around all of our plates. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was really weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's my wife, Michelle's pet peeve.
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  Speaker 4: Like She'll be having a lunch, yeah, and I'll come
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  Speaker 4: walking over and I'll spray the counter.
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  Speaker 1: And she'll lift up her dish. My god, what are
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  Speaker 1: you doing like like chemicals. I'm like, right, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: There was a spot on the counter.
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  Speaker 5: And imagine he wanted my wife and I to sleep
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  Speaker 5: on his boat. Why don't you sleep on the boat.
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  Speaker 5: How about no ware?
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  Speaker 1: No god?
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  Speaker 6: Byseses story about the friend who went on the day
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  Speaker 6: in the car was mess and he never called them again.
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  Speaker 6: Makes me think of that episode of Friends where Ross
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  Speaker 6: went out with Rebecca Romaine and she went back to
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  Speaker 6: her apartment and it was so disgusting to put his
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  Speaker 6: hand in like putting or something while they were making out,
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  Speaker 6: and it was a rat and a bag of chips. Oh,
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  Speaker 6: such a funny episode.