Latest / Bearded And Crunchy / Halloween Special
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- 0:00SPEAKER_03: Uh Bob?
- 0:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah?
- 0:02SPEAKER_03: Why are there two skeletons sitting in our chairs?
- 0:05SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 0:07SPEAKER_03: Why are you asking me?
- 0:09SPEAKER_03: Because one of them is wearing your headphones.
- 0:11SPEAKER_03: Ah shit.
- 0:12SPEAKER_02: What?
- 0:13SPEAKER_02: Check the other chair.
- 0:14SPEAKER_02: Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
- 0:16SPEAKER_02: Is that my shirt?
- 0:17SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 0:19SPEAKER_02: So we're dead.
- 0:21SPEAKER_02: I think so?
- 0:22SPEAKER_02: You know, I always figured something would eventually kill the podcast.
- 0:26SPEAKER_03: I just didn't think it would be our life expectancy.
- 0:29SPEAKER_03: Should we still record?
- 0:31SPEAKER_03: Of course we're still recording.
- 0:32SPEAKER_03: But why?
- 0:33SPEAKER_03: Because we've already committed to the episode.
- 0:35SPEAKER_03: That's fair.
- 0:36SPEAKER_03: Besides, we're finally guaranteed one thing.
- 0:39SPEAKER_03: What's that?
- 0:40SPEAKER_03: Nobody can complain that we're phoning it in.
- 0:44SPEAKER_03: We're literally bones.
- 0:45SPEAKER_03: Welcome to Dead Air, the bearded and crunchy Halloween special.
- 0:50SPEAKER_02: Two guys, two skeletons, zero medical clearance, and yet somehow, still more professionally produced than usual.
- 1:41SPEAKER_03: Ah, Halloween.
- 1:43SPEAKER_03: One of the best uh one of the best holidays, I think.
- 1:48SPEAKER_03: And we don't even get them off.
- 1:50SPEAKER_03: I know.
- 1:51SPEAKER_03: Not a damn thing.
- 1:52SPEAKER_03: I feel I kind of feel like, you know, instead of like Good Friday, can we have Halloween on this?
- 1:56SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 1:57SPEAKER_03: I'd take it.
- 1:58SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 1:59SPEAKER_03: Welcome to our Halloween special, guys.
- 2:01SPEAKER_03: I hope you like what we've done with the place.
- 2:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah, decorated.
- 2:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we Bob's a big Halloween guy.
- 2:09SPEAKER_03: I am too.
- 2:10SPEAKER_03: Um, just didn't get much into decorating over the years, so I was really excited about this episode.
- 2:16SPEAKER_02: So I can't wait till the video comes out on YouTube.
- 2:19SPEAKER_03: Oh, we got some things in store for you fuckers.
- 2:22SPEAKER_02: We got some special stuff playing.
- 2:24SPEAKER_03: Um, as always, um, real quick, thanks for listening.
- 2:28SPEAKER_03: Um, go find us on all socials.
- 2:30SPEAKER_03: Um, dude, we're climbing.
- 2:31SPEAKER_03: Um what's it been two months since we've gotten we've we haven't had a day with zero downloads in almost two months.
- 2:37SPEAKER_03: Uh so thank you guys for that.
- 2:38SPEAKER_03: Uh we're the cities are just piling up.
- 2:41SPEAKER_03: That's been the crazy thing to see.
- 2:43SPEAKER_03: This is obviously gonna come out on Halloween, but or close.
- 2:47SPEAKER_03: And we're close to and we're recording it.
- 2:48SPEAKER_03: I'm I actually may drop it exactly on Halloween, just because it's a special, it's not a May Mike.
- 2:53SPEAKER_03: But a Saturday, maybe, maybe.
- 2:55SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't want to, I don't want to release it the the Monday after.
- 2:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do it the Friday or the Thursday before.
- 3:01SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe I'll drop it that yeah, maybe I'll do it Thursday with the bull session of that week.
- 3:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we could.
- 3:07SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 3:07SPEAKER_03: We'll we'll talk about the logistics later.
- 3:10SPEAKER_03: Um, but I wanted to thank you guys.
- 3:12SPEAKER_03: Um, we just hit a thousand, what, three, three weeks ago, a month ago, and we're already almost at 1500.
- 3:18SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 3:18SPEAKER_03: Um, we're up to 87 cities, uh, 11 count.
- 3:22SPEAKER_03: I I don't I don't know what to I I yeah.
- 3:24SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll take it.
- 3:26SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, we're doing something right.
- 3:28SPEAKER_03: Um, you know, me and again, if for you guys listen to this, uh shout out to you, Dave, um, for constantly commenting on YouTube uh almost every episode.
- 3:38SPEAKER_03: Um that's so appreciative.
- 3:40SPEAKER_03: Um but guys comment, tell us what you like so we can you know we can get better and everything.
- 3:47SPEAKER_03: But Halloween.
- 3:49SPEAKER_03: Halloween is so uh yeah, what I I know you uh you always kill it with the question, so let's uh hit it, hit me with it.
- 4:01SPEAKER_03: Halloween inspired question today.
- 4:02SPEAKER_02: Yes.
- 4:04SPEAKER_02: I enjoy this one.
- 4:06SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
- 4:06SPEAKER_02: Although I don't really know if I have much, but I got something.
- 4:10SPEAKER_02: Um what is the creepiest thing that's ever happened to you that you still can't explain?
- 4:20SPEAKER_03: Alright.
- 4:22SPEAKER_03: So I I I don't think I've I think I've told you this, but I don't believe I brought this up on the grief episode, but I talked about my uncle that passed away when I was really young.
- 4:34SPEAKER_03: And there was a time when we were living, um we hadn't even moved a good year heights when he had died yet.
- 4:41SPEAKER_03: And it was one time I was in my room, and the way my bed was set up, here's the door to the hallway, and the foot of my bed was here, so it was like my bed was pointing out the window.
- 4:52SPEAKER_03: And I it was shortly after.
- 4:54SPEAKER_03: I mean, I he died when I was four, and I couldn't have been but six or seven when this happened.
- 5:00SPEAKER_03: But I remember waking up in the dead middle of night and sitting straight up and looking in my doorway, and my uncle was leaning on the frame looking at me, but it it didn't, it's weird to this day, it never creeped me out.
- 5:16SPEAKER_03: He was smiling and he was just looking at me.
- 5:18SPEAKER_03: Like I don't I I I I and again, I'm I'm I want to preface this before I keep going with this story.
- 5:25SPEAKER_03: This could have been a dream, but yeah, even to this point, it felt too real 40 years, you know, 37, 38 years later, I'm pretty sure it was not a dream.
- 5:35SPEAKER_03: But um, he was leaning at me and he was smiling at me, and no words were spoken, but it I got that feeling.
- 5:43SPEAKER_03: Hey, it's all good.
- 5:45SPEAKER_03: It's all we're I'm good.
- 5:46SPEAKER_03: We're good, everything's gonna be fine.
- 5:48SPEAKER_03: Why he came to me, couldn't tell you.
- 5:51SPEAKER_03: Um, my mom and dad did say that, like out of all of the other people of the family, I was really attached to him, I guess.
- 5:58SPEAKER_03: I obviously I don't remember, I don't even remember what he looks like outside of pictures, so right, but that's the the creepiest thing that I can go.
- 6:06SPEAKER_03: I've witnessed and saw that there's other things that I've been around when some shit happened or I've heard stories, but yeah, what about you?
- 6:13SPEAKER_02: I have never had a paranormal experience like that or anything.
- 6:17SPEAKER_02: It's been more I've had dreams, like I I I had a dream after my mom died.
- 6:23SPEAKER_02: She came to me in my dream, was like, hey, everything's good, it's all good, like don't worry, it's fine.
- 6:29SPEAKER_02: Uh I do recall sh not too long after she passed, Layla was very tiny, very tiny.
- 6:40SPEAKER_02: And I remember her staring off into a corner of our dining room in the house that I lived in with her mom.
- 6:47SPEAKER_02: And she's just like smiling and trying to giggle.
- 6:52SPEAKER_02: She was like four months old at the time when this happened.
- 6:54SPEAKER_03: Oh wow.
- 6:54SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, You weren't even walking yet.
- 6:56SPEAKER_02: No, but I'm like, that's your that that's that's your grandma like coming to say hi.
- 7:02SPEAKER_02: And then she was probably two and a half, I want to say, maybe two, just really starting to kind of talk, you know?
- 7:11SPEAKER_02: And I had pictures of I still have pictures of my mom all over the place.
- 7:16SPEAKER_02: And she just grabbed a picture of my mom and was like, grandma, just like handed me the like this is my grandma.
- 7:24SPEAKER_02: I'm like, how did you know that?
- 7:25SPEAKER_02: I never said that.
- 7:27SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 7:27SPEAKER_02: I never she just knew.
- 7:29SPEAKER_03: So that's it.
- 7:30SPEAKER_03: Well, they they say that kids and pets are more susceptible to paranormal, so yeah.
- 7:36SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah.
- 7:37SPEAKER_03: I mean that that's I mean that's a part for the course.
- 7:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 7:41SPEAKER_03: Um I've never I that's what's weird.
- 7:44SPEAKER_03: Like I've as as far as I can remember, my mom's never came to me in my dreams.
- 7:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't I don't know.
- 7:53SPEAKER_03: Maybe someday.
- 7:54SPEAKER_03: I don't remember my dreams often anyway, but you know, it it it it is what it is.
- 7:59SPEAKER_02: Or maybe you just got your closure when it happened.
- 8:03SPEAKER_03: Uh maybe.
- 8:04SPEAKER_03: You know, maybe I didn't have any regrets or or you know, I said everything I had to say to her.
- 8:09SPEAKER_03: Um Yeah.
- 8:11SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 8:12SPEAKER_03: All right, Bob, what's our uh man, that was a good question.
- 8:15SPEAKER_03: I know I I've had some other ones I could probably share.
- 8:19SPEAKER_03: Um, but again, these are you know I heard a secondhand story, so I don't know.
- 8:27SPEAKER_03: But um we we can go ahead and hop into our uh our our first little segment here.
- 8:33SPEAKER_02: Halloween memories, man.
- 8:34SPEAKER_02: What what what can we talk about from being kids or teenagers, you know, from Halloween?
- 8:40SPEAKER_03: Um I I can say, I mean, obviously the the best part was just get getting with your buddies.
- 8:48SPEAKER_03: You know, we didn't I mean we had like trick-or-treat like pails and and buckets and shit, but like my mom and dad didn't buy that shit.
- 8:57SPEAKER_03: They handed me a pillowcase and said load up.
- 8:59SPEAKER_03: Uh and and that's what we did.
- 9:01SPEAKER_03: And you know, the one thing I will say is uh I I do feel like Halloween has gotten less the way it used to.
- 9:10SPEAKER_03: It's more like a trunk or treat where everybody beat in a central location, and I understand why.
- 9:15SPEAKER_03: But back in the day, like it wasn't like that, dog.
- 9:18SPEAKER_03: We went house to house.
- 9:19SPEAKER_03: You put your if you had your light on, you were giving out candy.
- 9:22SPEAKER_03: If you didn't, and I think there was something a little bit more creepy about that, and you know, and plus like now they do it at two in the afternoon.
- 9:31SPEAKER_03: Back then, the light the night would be among us, and um Yeah, I think we're I think we're five to seven in Barberton.
- 9:40SPEAKER_02: They don't, I mean I live on Wadsworth Road, so we don't do it.
- 9:43SPEAKER_03: Yeah, uh, we used to have to take Ty to her family or my like we went to my cousins a couple times and then we went to her cousins a couple times.
- 9:50SPEAKER_03: But another thing, like, at least as far as I can remember, some of these kids were getting full-size candy bars and shit.
- 9:57SPEAKER_03: We never got that as kids.
- 9:58SPEAKER_03: Hell no.
- 9:59SPEAKER_03: But uh but yeah, I would think it would be that the the the funness of you know just going from neighborhood to neighborhood with your friends and getting candy and then and then at the end of it trading off the shit you don't like with the shit they don't like, and you get you know that that I think that's that's the one thing I'll take that I that I you know miss about the uh the whole experience.
- 10:24SPEAKER_02: I would agree with you a hundred percent on that one.
- 10:27SPEAKER_02: And that was the thing, like I grew up in this neighborhood.
- 10:29SPEAKER_02: Well so did I basically same neighborhood, just oh yeah, for sure.
- 10:33SPEAKER_02: Block and a half away, but for sure.
- 10:34SPEAKER_02: You knew how it was when we were kids, there were kids everywhere.
- 10:38SPEAKER_02: Everywhere.
- 10:39SPEAKER_02: So we would all get together and just you know go have fun.
- 10:42SPEAKER_02: Again, if you had your light on and you were giving out candy, sweet, we're coming to see.
- 10:46SPEAKER_02: If you didn't, you might get an egg on your window.
- 10:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, that and if you had your light on and weren't giving out candy, fuck you.
- 10:54SPEAKER_03: Because you were an asshole.
- 10:55SPEAKER_03: You were definitely getting eggs then.
- 10:56SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
- 10:57SPEAKER_03: You were you were getting something.
- 10:58SPEAKER_03: I might have pissed in your rose bushes or something.
- 11:01SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 11:02SPEAKER_03: Uh you don't do that shit to kids.
- 11:04SPEAKER_03: If you're not gonna if you're if you're not gonna participate, keep your fucking lights on.
- 11:07SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree.
- 11:08SPEAKER_02: I'd I keep mine off because I live on a street that there's no kids other than really other than mine.
- 11:13SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 11:14SPEAKER_02: So we take them down into the heart of Arberton to go trick-or-treating.
- 11:17SPEAKER_03: So well, that's like I said, we've never been trick-or-treating in Norton because there's no real I mean, I'm sure there's places that do it, but we didn't really know anybody, so we would have to go to completely different neighborhoods to to take him trick-or-treating, but uh okay.
- 11:34SPEAKER_02: So, what were some of your favorite costumes when you were a kid?
- 11:39SPEAKER_02: Did you have any?
- 11:40SPEAKER_03: No, I I so I will say this.
- 11:42SPEAKER_03: I we talked about this, I believe.
- 11:44SPEAKER_03: Were bad costumes?
- 11:45SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, I well, yeah.
- 11:46SPEAKER_03: All the above.
- 11:47SPEAKER_03: Um, I will say this.
- 11:48SPEAKER_03: Uh, my favorite had to be, and this was one that like my dad came up with, and I'll give it to him because again, I've told you guys we don't always have money to have costumes and shit, so sometimes they had to be made.
- 12:01SPEAKER_03: But my dad, he got some of my mom's makeup, and the only thing they bought was like a little bit of fake blood.
- 12:12SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 12:13SPEAKER_03: Um, but I had boxing gloves and I had shorts and I had a robe.
- 12:19SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 12:20SPEAKER_03: So he did that, and then he took Vaseline and put it on my face, because you know how they put it on there to keep from cutting, and then he put bruises on my face.
- 12:26SPEAKER_03: Nice.
- 12:26SPEAKER_03: And I looked like a beat up boxer, and he and I'll never forget this.
- 12:30SPEAKER_03: And I talk a lot of shit about my dad, but he had his moments too.
- 12:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he told me, he said, now listen, he goes, People are gonna tell you, man, you got beat up.
- 12:38SPEAKER_03: He goes, This is what I want you to tell them, and this is what I told to everybody.
- 12:41SPEAKER_03: Because if you remember at Cyberlane, we used to do that thing where we would walk around the block in our costumes and shit.
- 12:48SPEAKER_03: And he said, Anybody that asks you, hey man, you got really beat up, say you should see the other guy.
- 12:53SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I remember, yeah, and I remember that, but that that one that that that's my favorite adulthood, childhood, because I just I I remember I was even though like it was homemade and all that, it was so unique and clever, right, that it got rid of the embarrassment of we couldn't really afford a costume, you know.
- 13:13SPEAKER_03: And I I actually wasn't I wasn't embarrassed to have it, but what what was what was one of yours?
- 13:25SPEAKER_02: I had a year where I was a ninja turtle that was pretty cool, that was like elementary school.
- 13:30SPEAKER_02: Um but I can remember later on teenagers uh going out with my friends and being uh dressed as a vampire doing the vampire thing, but I didn't do anything with my blonde hair.
- 13:42SPEAKER_02: So I was a blonde vampire, and you know, back then they were like, What?
- 13:45SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they were all just dark black kids, yeah.
- 13:48SPEAKER_02: And I was not putting shit in my hair.
- 13:50SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 13:51SPEAKER_02: So I I went as a blonde vampire.
- 13:54SPEAKER_02: That's kind of cool.
- 13:54SPEAKER_02: And I like that, and then as I got older, I just I would do like a dress like a white dress shirt, and I would just dump fake blood on my face, down my shirt, like to look like I just gotten like murdered.
- 14:05SPEAKER_03: I've done I've done the zombie look so many times where I go, okay, I barely fit that, let me tear that up.
- 14:11SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 14:12SPEAKER_03: Just kind of went as like a zombie or something like that.
- 14:14SPEAKER_03: One of the other ones I had, uh, this will show you how fucking like another thing, you kids, man, your fucking costumes are amazing compared to when we were kids.
- 14:22SPEAKER_03: Uh, one year I did get a costume ball and I was Freddie Krueger, but it was the old really thin plastic with the tiny string face.
- 14:31SPEAKER_03: And the the the glove that he wore was just like a silk glove with flat, not like pointer, just flat cardboard.
- 14:43SPEAKER_03: Oh, it was one of the worst costumes ever, but I was still happy because my parents bought it for me.
- 14:47SPEAKER_03: You were Freddie.
- 14:47SPEAKER_03: Uh, and I was Freddie.
- 14:49SPEAKER_03: So those are the only two that like really stick out.
- 14:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 14:52SPEAKER_03: Um, I can't really think of much other.
- 14:54SPEAKER_03: There was one time with Ty that was fun.
- 14:55SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you ever watched um PJ Masks, uh, where sh uh Rihanna was owl girl, uh, I was cat boy, and Ty was uh whatever the green one, gecko something.
- 15:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 15:10SPEAKER_03: Um we did that, but other than that, I don't really remember too many.
- 15:13SPEAKER_03: And for a lot of years, um I didn't go to like I wasn't invited to Halloween parties and shit, so I didn't even get a costume.
- 15:22SPEAKER_02: So Yeah, we did a bunch of stuff up the road at a friend's house every year, and you know, it was encouraged to dress up.
- 15:31SPEAKER_02: And at the time, you know, I'm 23, 24 years old.
- 15:36SPEAKER_02: I don't have a lot of money from, you know, just not working enough, but or not getting paid enough at work, but that's where the whole, you know, old white dress shirt, you know, tear it up, blood.
- 15:47SPEAKER_02: Make something so you contribute.
- 15:48SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 15:49SPEAKER_03: Yeah, show up, get drunk, have fun.
- 15:50SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 15:51SPEAKER_03: And then an hour after everybody gets there, nobody gives a fuck what cost it was.
- 15:55SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 15:56SPEAKER_02: Right, exactly.
- 15:57SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 16:00SPEAKER_02: Alright.
- 16:00SPEAKER_02: Are we on to the next one?
- 16:03SPEAKER_02: Define next one.
- 16:04SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna talk about Halloween movies or I mean we could do a little bit of a little bit just because there's not, I mean, really outside of Halloween, name another one.
- 16:15SPEAKER_03: Other than like Pumpkin Head.
- 16:17SPEAKER_03: Well, scary movies.
- 16:18SPEAKER_03: Well, scary movies, yes.
- 16:20SPEAKER_03: But I I lumped that into Halloween movies.
- 16:22SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's fine.
- 16:23SPEAKER_03: Um I mean, my all-time favorite, I mean, as far as like those types of horries, is I've always said is Nightmare on Elm Street.
- 16:33SPEAKER_03: And that's just because he's the only one that can get you in your dreams.
- 16:36SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 16:36SPEAKER_03: Um, you yeah.
- 16:38SPEAKER_03: Uh eventually you have to sleep, or you will take a permanent sleep.
- 16:42SPEAKER_03: So uh yeah, I mean that's I mean, I have other ones that you know we can talk about, toss off each other, but my favorite is is that as I always I always loved him.
- 16:51SPEAKER_03: And he had personality, right?
- 16:53SPEAKER_03: Fucking Michael and Jason didn't say a fucking thing.
- 16:56SPEAKER_03: So they were just I mean, that made him scarier, but Freddie was funner.
- 17:01SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he was more fun.
- 17:02SPEAKER_02: I agree.
- 17:04SPEAKER_03: What is your favorite or or one of your favorite?
- 17:07SPEAKER_02: My favorite franchise is Nightmare on Elm Street.
- 17:10SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 17:11SPEAKER_02: Um minus the remake, guys.
- 17:13SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't do the remake shit.
- 17:15SPEAKER_02: And the Freddie versus Jason one, it was alright.
- 17:18SPEAKER_03: Listen, hold on.
- 17:20SPEAKER_03: Hold on.
- 17:20SPEAKER_03: Oh nope, hold on.
- 17:22SPEAKER_03: We might have to discuss this.
- 17:23SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 17:24SPEAKER_03: Uh cheesy, yes.
- 17:26SPEAKER_03: Over the top, yes.
- 17:28SPEAKER_03: But good, also, yes.
- 17:30SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
- 17:31SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 17:31SPEAKER_03: I I thought it was clever.
- 17:33SPEAKER_03: I mean, could they have done better?
- 17:35SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
- 17:37SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 17:37SPEAKER_03: Um, but uh the ending was one of the coolest in a horror movie.
- 17:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, when he's walking out of the lake with Freddy's head and shit.
- 17:45SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was I enjoyed that one.
- 17:47SPEAKER_03: Now, Jason X.
- 17:48SPEAKER_03: Now we're talking about a piece of shit.
- 17:50SPEAKER_03: That's the one where he went in space and he was cyborg.
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: Garbage! That shit was awful.
- 17:54SPEAKER_03: But um It was like Robocop 3.
- 17:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but my favorite, since we're in it, um, I felt like even up to this day, and I'll get into something else with this franchise that that uh I don't know if you know, but um but my favorite was three, it was the Dream Warriors.
- 18:12SPEAKER_03: It was the one where it had like the dude in the wheelchair, okay, yeah or the girl in the wheelchair, I think, and then it had like and they were all the Dream Warriors.
- 18:21SPEAKER_03: Um and uh this was the one where they were all like dreaming up their like they were smart.
- 18:28SPEAKER_03: They were thinking up their superpowers and stuff, uh so they could like fight him in his dream.
- 18:37SPEAKER_03: I mean he still ended up winning because you know he's ready, but um But what's uh Oh real quick, I don't know if you know this, but they actually are I'm gonna I do not and I mean do not let me forget when we leave here, they they they're remaking it, and this dude sounds like Robert England and has just as much personality, dude.
- 19:01SPEAKER_03: I'm excited for this.
- 19:03SPEAKER_03: So I'll show it to you when we get off here.
- 19:06SPEAKER_03: No, I promise you, you will not be disappointed.
- 19:07SPEAKER_03: But is there any other you know, horror Halloween franchises or standalone movies or I mean because the Halloween franchise was good.
- 19:17SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Halloween was good.
- 19:18SPEAKER_03: I I don't I didn't really care for the Rob Zombie versions too much.
- 19:24SPEAKER_03: We disagree there, and the reason why I like those is because they were more realistic.
- 19:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I will give them that.
- 19:29SPEAKER_03: I'm not saying they were bad.
- 19:31SPEAKER_03: You just like the original I like the original better.
- 19:33SPEAKER_03: See, I actually think I like the Rob Zombie ones better.
- 19:36SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 19:37SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I just I mean I get I get shit because I like what he did with the monsters.
- 19:43SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was good, and people fucking hate it because they're like it's garbage.
- 19:47SPEAKER_03: But that's the beauty of of anything hobby or pop culture.
- 19:50SPEAKER_03: It's what you like.
- 19:52SPEAKER_03: The one thing I I'll say about the Rob Zombie ones is like the Halloween ones, they were creepy and all that, but the way Rob Zombie told the story in the new ones, it seemed like it could actually happen.
- 20:05SPEAKER_03: Yes, you know what I mean.
- 20:06SPEAKER_03: Very much so.
- 20:07SPEAKER_03: He was a kid, you know, he did what he did, he ended up being a psycho.
- 20:11SPEAKER_03: Yep, like it was just oh, yeah, it was.
- 20:14SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 20:15SPEAKER_03: I liked him, but uh I'm gonna go into one that's not Halloween related, but it it is uh, and that's Saul.
- 20:22SPEAKER_03: I love it.
- 20:23SPEAKER_03: I like Saul, yeah.
- 20:24SPEAKER_02: Uh, you know, people first and second one for me.
- 20:27SPEAKER_03: Uh well I've actually since went back and watched all of them in order, and that's including like Jigsaw, the one with Chris Rock and Samuel Jackson.
- 20:36SPEAKER_03: I don't know if you ever watched that one.
- 20:38SPEAKER_03: It is amazing.
- 20:40SPEAKER_03: Good.
- 20:41SPEAKER_03: It's really good.
- 20:41SPEAKER_03: It went back to the puzzleness, not so much the traps of the first two.
- 20:49SPEAKER_03: Um, but I'm a big fan of those, so yeah, I like Saw Man.
- 20:53SPEAKER_02: Um I thought it was good.
- 20:54SPEAKER_03: But yeah.
- 20:55SPEAKER_03: Any any others?
- 20:58SPEAKER_02: Outside of the I mean the big three with Nightburn Elm Street and Friday the 13th and Halloween, but I I'm I'm big into the Terrifier series.
- 21:07SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
- 21:08SPEAKER_02: Uh Art The Clown.
- 21:09SPEAKER_02: Yep, love it.
- 21:10SPEAKER_02: I I'm I started watching number three the other day and didn't get through it because I had stuff I needed to get done and my kids were just being annoying.
- 21:19SPEAKER_02: Because you know when you got kids you can't watch anything without uh nine million questions.
- 21:23SPEAKER_02: Oh no, the moment you turn it on, they need shit.
- 21:26SPEAKER_02: Yep.
- 21:26SPEAKER_02: It was like silence in my house, they were all upstairs hanging out, doing their thing on their phones, watching their own TVs.
- 21:32SPEAKER_02: As soon as I turn my TV on, it's like it's like it puts out a foaming beacon.
- 21:38SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's I don't I'm like, what the fuck, man?
- 21:40SPEAKER_02: Like just trying to relax and watch a movie.
- 21:43SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 21:43SPEAKER_02: I gave up on it.
- 21:44SPEAKER_02: I'll watch it another time.
- 21:51SPEAKER_02: That's better.
- 21:52SPEAKER_03: Um I gotta approve something for something.
- 22:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess we can go on to the next one.
- 22:15SPEAKER_03: What scared the crap out of us?
- 22:19SPEAKER_03: Um there's a lot of things, really.
- 22:23SPEAKER_02: Um I'm trying to think of what I'm gonna be irrational on some of mine.
- 22:30SPEAKER_03: Well I don't I mean we can only do th we can keep it to three.
- 22:34SPEAKER_03: I mean, I've talked about my fears as far as like dying alone and heights and shit.
- 22:39SPEAKER_03: But if we're talking about more Halloween, yeah.
- 22:42SPEAKER_02: Um or things that we thought were scary when we were kids or something like that.
- 22:47SPEAKER_03: Well, I can always so this is for our generation.
- 22:51SPEAKER_03: Um it's not Halloween related, but it it's creepy, and you'll know.
- 22:56SPEAKER_03: Remember old desktops and when like if if cars that came by had some sort of like C B radio or something like that.
- 23:03SPEAKER_03: You would pick it up.
- 23:04SPEAKER_03: Bro, the amount of anxiety and fear that that happening has caused me in my life, I could probably go to a therapist for that alone.
- 23:13SPEAKER_03: I can remember a time I was like early to mid, no, I was I was around 23, 24-ish, and I was dating a girl named Mindy at the time, and we were looking to get in a place, and she was living, I was living at home, and she was living with me, and I went down to get her a glass of water, and that happened, and it was so loud that I went upstairs and she was like, Where's my water?
- 23:42SPEAKER_03: I was like, You can go down and get that shit.
- 23:44SPEAKER_03: I was so freaked out by that.
- 23:46SPEAKER_03: That's one of the things that that uh yeah, that that's one thing that I remember even as an adult that freaked me.
- 23:53SPEAKER_03: It's not really Halloween related, but yeah, it's still kind of a creepy thing that happened.
- 23:57SPEAKER_03: And but what about you?
- 23:59SPEAKER_03: You you maybe you'll say something that'll trigger something in my mind.
- 24:02SPEAKER_02: We had this thing that we would do.
- 24:06SPEAKER_02: Uh my dad's house is old, obviously it's changed now because it's been remodeled from various things that have happened, but when we were kids, it was creepy as shit.
- 24:18SPEAKER_02: And we would turn the lights off downstairs to get ready to go to bed, like on a weekend or like over summer vacation, whatever.
- 24:24SPEAKER_02: But we always had this irrational fear, like once we turn the light off, somebody was somebody, something, whatever was coming to fucking get us.
- 24:31SPEAKER_02: So we'd like bust our asses upstairs, like to our room, shut our doors.
- 24:36SPEAKER_03: That was another one I was gonna bring up, but I'm glad you did because oh absolutely.
- 24:40SPEAKER_03: I I we had a light switch at the bottom of the stairs, and I was a slow white boy when I played sports and shit.
- 24:48SPEAKER_03: Like I was good at sports, I was just slow, but you let me turn that light off at the bottom of them stairs, and I was oosing bolt upright motherfuckers, dog.
- 24:55SPEAKER_03: I hated it.
- 24:56SPEAKER_03: And again, I lived in an old house too that once them and and like where we live, there was there's a lot of trees, good heights and shit.
- 25:03SPEAKER_03: So, like freaking bruh.
- 25:05SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 25:06SPEAKER_03: You want to talk about um we can talk about areas.
- 25:09SPEAKER_03: What about right down Newton?
- 25:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah, the cemetery.
- 25:15SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that cemetery that's right there.
- 25:17SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
- 25:17SPEAKER_03: I'm I would assume you have because we kind of all did, but there's times you went there, maybe not snuck out, but been out with your friends late in there.
- 25:25SPEAKER_03: I've snuck out and went there, but and went there at night.
- 25:28SPEAKER_03: And let me tell you, I I don't think I ever witnessed anything paranormal, but there was just a lot of creepy shit about it at night.
- 25:35SPEAKER_03: It just it's like something could be going on here.
- 25:39SPEAKER_02: If I remember correctly, that's like the first actual burial ground in Akron.
- 25:45SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, I think it's yeah.
- 25:47SPEAKER_03: Like 18 early 1800s.
- 25:49SPEAKER_03: Well, I know that the reason why, like all down there, it's Iroquois, Tanawanda, Honado, Wyandotte, is because this was Native American land uh when we took it like we take everything else.
- 26:05SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 26:06SPEAKER_03: Um, and we thought naming streets that those Native Americans don't know what a street is after them was paying hobbies.
- 26:14SPEAKER_03: But uh yeah, that was definitely and and I'll tell you another thing, I don't know if you knew this, but there was mad rumors that Cyberlane was haunted.
- 26:23SPEAKER_03: And I think these are things that we saw, but we we couldn't really explain.
- 26:29SPEAKER_03: So do you remember how the cafeteria and gym had that little like annex hallway, and then it went to the school building.
- 26:37SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 26:37SPEAKER_03: Well, if you remember, there was always a light on in that annex, no matter what time of day it was, at night, it was always on.
- 26:45SPEAKER_03: Well, there were times when we were teenagers, this was by the time we were in middle school and going into high school.
- 26:51SPEAKER_03: My buddy Ethan, who lived up the road a little bit.
- 26:55SPEAKER_03: Matter of fact, that house is torn down now, but um, he lived literally right next to the opening to the soccer field and baseball field right there.
- 27:03SPEAKER_03: Yeah, three houses up from me.
- 27:06SPEAKER_03: And when I would stay there at night, like his parents didn't care, dude.
- 27:10SPEAKER_03: We could sit outside until fucking four in the morning if we wanted.
- 27:13SPEAKER_03: But we were sitting on those steps right there, and there was lights on in specific like classrooms, yeah, and we could see shadows walking.
- 27:24SPEAKER_03: Now, I didn't bring that up with the paranormal thing because I don't know if they had overnight cleaners at that point.
- 27:30SPEAKER_03: There's so many different things that could have happened that we couldn't explain, but saying that it was still creepy at the time because it's like, and then like the light in the annex would like flicker, flicker, and I don't know.
- 27:43SPEAKER_03: It was just it was just weird.
- 27:44SPEAKER_02: Nice.
- 27:45SPEAKER_02: I yeah, I it in the new school is so sterile, and it's like it just doesn't feel the same, it just it feels like new, yeah.
- 27:56SPEAKER_03: And sometimes I don't like new sometimes.
- 27:59SPEAKER_03: New isn't better in that situation.
- 28:00SPEAKER_03: No, I mean they kept the aisle at least, but put it inside, yeah.
- 28:04SPEAKER_03: But it it doesn't it's not the same.
- 28:07SPEAKER_03: That was a creepy old school, same with Goodyear.
- 28:10SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 28:10SPEAKER_03: Uh the bowels of that school were I if you went downstairs in that or Cyberline, it felt like a horror movie.
- 28:20SPEAKER_03: It felt like the boiler room in fucking nightmare on Up Street.
- 28:24SPEAKER_03: Agreed.
- 28:25SPEAKER_03: And then they had that little grate at Cyberline that when you would walk across down there, it was it was just eerie down there.
- 28:32SPEAKER_03: I always hated, and if you remember Miss Ruby's music room was I hated that fucking basement at that school, it was so creepy to me.
- 28:41SPEAKER_02: Goodyear was just as bad.
- 28:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was shitty too.
- 28:44SPEAKER_02: And I do have a personal one, and my sister, if she listens to this, will appreciate this one, but my mom had this statue, it was I don't know, about twelve, thirteen inches high, and it was a skeleton that had a red robe on, and I think there was a tombstone next to it, just a like a porcelain thing.
- 29:06SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 29:07SPEAKER_02: And we called it Doc Bones.
- 29:11SPEAKER_02: And dude, this thing, even though it's like completely benign, uh run-of-the-mill, like you could have picked it up off the shelf at like you know, Joanne Fabrics or whatever.
- 29:21SPEAKER_02: This thing, for whatever reason, me and my sister, it scared the absolute shit out of us.
- 29:27SPEAKER_02: And I don't know why.
- 29:28SPEAKER_02: Because it didn't even look scary.
- 29:30SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was just like there was something about it, and we're like, You just got bad vibes from it.
- 29:35SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and there was, but there was never anything like it was just one of those things.
- 29:39SPEAKER_02: I mean, like we could talk about it today, and she'd be like, Yeah, that thing scared the fuck out of me.
- 29:43SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and it's like, but we don't know why.
- 29:45SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 29:48SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I like I said, I've had little things in my life that made me go, hmm, but nothing that I can go, yeah, that was paranormal, like just enough to make me go, uh yeah.
- 29:58SPEAKER_02: I have a question for you.
- 29:59SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 30:01SPEAKER_03: Was Halloween better when we were kids?
- 30:03SPEAKER_03: No, no, I know you're gonna be surprised I say that.
- 30:06SPEAKER_03: I am.
- 30:07SPEAKER_03: Um the feeling of Halloween, yes, yeah, but everything else, no.
- 30:12SPEAKER_03: Okay, the candy's better, it's more in abundance, the costumes are better.
- 30:17SPEAKER_03: Um, there's more marketing towards Halloween.
- 30:24SPEAKER_03: It it's made to be a bigger deal nowadays, um, especially with social media uh and the types of things that people can do to their yards for Halloween.
- 30:33SPEAKER_03: No, I actually think Halloween's better now, man.
- 30:35SPEAKER_03: That's my opinion.
- 30:36SPEAKER_03: Now nostalgia feel, being that stuff, of course.
- 30:40SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's better.
- 30:41SPEAKER_03: But that's for me, that that's it.
- 30:44SPEAKER_03: I I actually think Halloween, like the the amount of of decorations that people do to their yards and now, oh yeah, you of course.
- 30:53SPEAKER_03: And I and I'll I'll I'll I'll throw up a couple of pictures.
- 30:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 30:58SPEAKER_03: Um, but like just like even if you look at over the last decade, like the people that put, you know, they have the LED light shows on their things and they attach music to it, and it I wish I could do that.
- 31:09SPEAKER_03: Just it I just think it it's such a it's it's just it's more I I don't even know the word I'm thinking of.
- 31:18SPEAKER_03: I I I just I actually think it is better nowadays.
- 31:20SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm assuming you're gonna disagree.
- 31:23SPEAKER_02: No, I'm actually I'm gonna agree with you.
- 31:25SPEAKER_02: I know we do that a lot on this show.
- 31:28SPEAKER_02: Not necessarily, but I I have my reasons as to why.
- 31:32SPEAKER_02: And it is some along those lines of there there's more things available now that we didn't have as kids.
- 31:39SPEAKER_02: I still love the nostalgia factor from remembering back then and all the shitty costumes that were horrible.
- 31:46SPEAKER_02: Oh, they were bad.
- 31:47SPEAKER_02: It was like a printed shower curtain with a plastic mask, it was.
- 31:49SPEAKER_03: Oh dude, it was terrible.
- 31:50SPEAKER_02: And but you know, my kids, their costumes now are so incredibly insane, and they're not that expensive.
- 31:56SPEAKER_03: Well, no, and that's the thing, like, you know, growing up, they were always said to be expensive.
- 32:02SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 32:02SPEAKER_03: I get it, but like I mean, we got Thai a nice for like 60 bucks.
- 32:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, and yeah, that's expensive, but like it's gonna last for a while, too.
- 32:11SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like I I don't know, man.
- 32:12SPEAKER_03: I I I just everything about Halloween, like I said, now I mean fuck, they didn't have spare at Halloween when we was kids.
- 32:18SPEAKER_03: No.
- 32:18SPEAKER_03: Even in our early 20s.
- 32:20SPEAKER_02: And I'm gonna tell you what makes Halloween the best for me now as a dad that has kids.
- 32:25SPEAKER_02: Now, granted, my teenagers are slowly, you know, this might be one of the last couple years.
- 32:29SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't even think Ty's going trick-or-treating this year.
- 32:32SPEAKER_02: But the fact that dad tax exists.
- 32:36SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's I don't have to go any do any of the work, and I'm like, give me this candy.
- 32:40SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 32:40SPEAKER_02: I gotta check it.
- 32:42SPEAKER_03: I don't even do that anymore.
- 32:44SPEAKER_03: I mean, I check it, but I just go, you know what time it is.
- 32:47SPEAKER_03: And he just looks at me and goes, Dad tax.
- 32:49SPEAKER_03: He knows.
- 32:49SPEAKER_02: It's the best time of year, man.
- 32:51SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
- 32:51SPEAKER_03: I mean, uh says the diabetic.
- 32:53SPEAKER_03: Yeah, right.
- 32:55SPEAKER_01: Um speaking of candy.
- 32:59SPEAKER_01: Yeah, is it that time?
- 33:00SPEAKER_01: We we we're gonna do some candy stuff.
- 33:03SPEAKER_03: So, guys, we're gonna do a candy draft, and this is where we have some categories.
- 33:07SPEAKER_03: We each pick one, uh, and once we pick that one, it is now gone.
- 33:12SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 33:13SPEAKER_03: Uh, and then at the end, we're gonna decide who has the better Halloween bag.
- 33:18SPEAKER_03: Um, I was not prepared for um who goes first, so I am going to ask um I'll just I don't have a coin.
- 33:32SPEAKER_03: I don't either.
- 33:33SPEAKER_03: Uh I am just going to ask Chat E B T.
- 33:38SPEAKER_03: Uh, all right, I get to go first.
- 34:01SPEAKER_03: All right, so the first one now I just want to preface this.
- 34:07SPEAKER_03: Are we gonna do like, since we have five rounds, are we just gonna do like two per round?
- 34:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's fine.
- 34:12SPEAKER_03: Like, okay.
- 34:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 34:13SPEAKER_03: So how we'll do it is is you'll pick one, I'll pick two, and then you'll pick one.
- 34:20SPEAKER_03: Or no, we'll do one one, one.
- 34:21SPEAKER_03: One one one one, yeah.
- 34:22SPEAKER_03: And then one, okay.
- 34:23SPEAKER_02: The next round we'll flip and you'll go first.
- 34:25SPEAKER_02: I'll go first, yeah.
- 34:25SPEAKER_03: Okay, that works.
- 34:26SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm gonna pull uh I already know where this is.
- 34:29SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna pull Twix off the board.
- 34:31SPEAKER_03: Oh, really?
- 34:31SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 34:32SPEAKER_03: I was not expecting that.
- 34:34SPEAKER_03: Uh and they're not there can be other ones that I didn't name here if you want to throw them in.
- 34:42SPEAKER_03: I'm just letting you know for heavy hitters.
- 34:44SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm going Reese Cubs.
- 34:45SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 34:46SPEAKER_03: You can give me that.
- 34:49SPEAKER_03: And uh so now your next pick for the heavy hitters.
- 34:53SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go damn.
- 34:58SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go Kit Kat.
- 34:59unknown: Oh god.
- 35:00SPEAKER_03: I'm going Snickers.
- 35:02SPEAKER_03: Give it to me.
- 35:03SPEAKER_03: Well, it looks like we both got the heavy hitters we wanted.
- 35:05SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 35:05SPEAKER_03: Uh I I don't do MMs, sorry.
- 35:07SPEAKER_03: Uh I do, but I want peanut MMs.
- 35:09SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 35:09SPEAKER_03: Or peanut butter MMs.
- 35:10SPEAKER_03: Or peanut butter MMs.
- 35:12SPEAKER_03: Uh peanut butter M's.
- 35:13SPEAKER_03: And back in the day, funny, pecan pie MMs.
- 35:16SPEAKER_03: Those were actually really good.
- 35:16SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they were good too.
- 35:17SPEAKER_03: Um now we're gonna go into classics.
- 35:20SPEAKER_03: Uh I get to go first.
- 35:21SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 35:22SPEAKER_03: Um, out of these, I'm going original Hershey's bar first.
- 35:25SPEAKER_03: Ooh, good call.
- 35:26SPEAKER_03: I I yeah, I'm I I fucked with Hershey's.
- 35:28SPEAKER_03: Even though it doesn't taste like it did when we were kids.
- 35:30SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 35:31SPEAKER_03: It's still Hershey's chocolate and it tastes good.
- 35:33SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna go uh Three Musketeers.
- 35:35SPEAKER_02: My mom would be so happy because that was her favorite.
- 35:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 35:39SPEAKER_03: Um I'm definitely not going.
- 35:44SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go Milky Way.
- 35:45SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 35:46SPEAKER_03: Uh just because I don't like the other two.
- 35:49SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you don't.
- 35:49SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go Butterfinger.
- 35:51SPEAKER_03: I kind of was hoping you would because I I've said before, I I don't like Butterfingers.
- 35:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I get a lot of shit for that too.
- 35:58SPEAKER_03: All right, so you go first in the wildcards.
- 36:00SPEAKER_03: Wild cards.
- 36:01SPEAKER_03: This is more so the fruitier kind of candy.
- 36:03SPEAKER_03: I typically don't yeah, I I'm I'm not really big into the fruity candies as much, but I have some I like.
- 36:11SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna go Jolly Ranchers to start that off.
- 36:14SPEAKER_03: Oh man, you took that one right out the bed.
- 36:16SPEAKER_03: Uh out of these, I'm actually I'm actually gonna go off the wall here and probably trip you up.
- 36:25SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go nerds.
- 36:26SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 36:26SPEAKER_03: I actually really like nerds, and ever since they came out with gummy clusters, dude, those are so big.
- 36:31SPEAKER_03: I know right one of the greatest inventions of this generation.
- 36:34SPEAKER_02: It's like so delicious.
- 36:36SPEAKER_03: Uh so now it's your pick.
- 36:38SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm going Sour Patch Kids.
- 36:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was hoping you would pass those up, but that didn't happen.
- 36:42SPEAKER_03: Then I'm gonna go Skittles.
- 36:44SPEAKER_03: I like Skittles over Starburst are good.
- 36:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I will say this I'm also one of those people that um I I don't think there's a bad flavor of Starburst.
- 36:53SPEAKER_03: I know everybody likes the pink ones the most.
- 36:55SPEAKER_03: I don't.
- 36:55SPEAKER_03: Pink and red.
- 36:56SPEAKER_03: Um I prefer, I actually don't even go that.
- 36:59SPEAKER_03: Uh oh, I'm making shit for this.
- 37:01SPEAKER_03: I actually prefer red, orange, yellow, and the pink is my least favorite.
- 37:09SPEAKER_03: Really?
- 37:09SPEAKER_03: It's strawberry.
- 37:10SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I know.
- 37:12SPEAKER_03: But uh, and now we're going like the Halloween um like you know what I mean?
- 37:20SPEAKER_03: Like the pumpkins for Reese Cups and like, you know, yes, whatever.
- 37:26SPEAKER_03: But uh, do I go first on this one?
- 37:28SPEAKER_03: Yes, yep.
- 37:29SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm I'm gonna be a uh a friend here, and I'm gonna go Halloween Kit Kats because I didn't get them in the first one, and I want some Kit Kats, so I'm going with that.
- 37:40SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm gonna go Reese's pumpkins.
- 37:41SPEAKER_02: I was I was I was trying to be nice with that one.
- 37:44SPEAKER_03: Um I'm going Tootsie Pops just because I don't like the other two that's on RPS.
- 37:49SPEAKER_03: So you can have your choice of the last two shitty ones.
- 37:52SPEAKER_02: Um I'm gonna go Halloween peeps because candy corn should burn in hell for eternity.
- 37:57SPEAKER_03: That's one thing we both definitely I actually don't like peeps either, but I'd eat 400 peeps before I take a bite of one piece of candy corn.
- 38:04SPEAKER_03: I'd rather lick a dog's ass.
- 38:06SPEAKER_03: I to be honest, you could have put both of those in this last category and I'd have been all right with it.
- 38:11SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 38:11SPEAKER_03: So this last category is who wants this?
- 38:14SPEAKER_03: And these are the ones that are, if you look online, are typically more hated.
- 38:19SPEAKER_03: Now, obviously, there's probably gonna be ones on the list that you're gonna go, man, I like those.
- 38:23SPEAKER_03: Um That's because you have no soul.
- 38:26SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so um, but you get to go first.
- 38:30SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 38:31SPEAKER_02: So um, I actually am gonna go good and plenty because I like licorice.
- 38:36SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Bob's gonna take that.
- 38:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 38:40SPEAKER_02: Um I know, because actually I like some of these that are on this list.
- 38:51SPEAKER_03: You know what?
- 38:52SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go Tootsie Rolls just because then I can get the flavored ones too.
- 38:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those are pretty good too.
- 39:01SPEAKER_02: I'm writing uh my picks down too.
- 39:05SPEAKER_03: Just so I can look at it and be like, okay.
- 39:07SPEAKER_03: You say you want Tootsie Rolls?
- 39:09SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 39:09SPEAKER_02: Tootsie rolls!
- 39:12SPEAKER_01: Alright, I'm done.
- 39:13SPEAKER_01: Cutting candy, sweetest go.
- 39:14SPEAKER_01: Let me see the Tootsie Roll.
- 39:18SPEAKER_01: I gosh shit, man.
- 39:20SPEAKER_02: That's tough.
- 39:22SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 39:22SPEAKER_03: Um, I'm gonna go bit of honey.
- 39:25SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 39:26SPEAKER_03: Well, if that's the case, then I'm taking some artys because I do not like uh circus peanuts.
- 39:31SPEAKER_03: Circus peanuts are of the devil.
- 39:33SPEAKER_03: That's not I don't even consider it that's foam.
- 39:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 39:36SPEAKER_03: Not even fucking candy.
- 39:39SPEAKER_03: Um looking at these.
- 39:43SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 39:45SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 39:46SPEAKER_03: Now's the fun part.
- 39:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 39:51SPEAKER_03: I'm a slow writer too.
- 39:53SPEAKER_03: So here's the rules for this last part.
- 39:59SPEAKER_03: We each get to pick one from the others and they can't argue it, and whoever goes second also cannot get back the one that the other took.
- 40:09SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 40:09SPEAKER_03: So if I go first and I pick one of yours, yeah, you can't now pick that back.
- 40:13SPEAKER_03: Once I take it, that one's over.
- 40:14SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's gone.
- 40:15SPEAKER_03: Um and since you had three of the rounds and went first last time, I'll go first for this one.
- 40:22SPEAKER_03: And believe it or not.
- 40:31SPEAKER_03: I think I'm taking Twix from you.
- 40:34SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 40:38SPEAKER_03: And now you get to do the same.
- 40:45SPEAKER_02: You stole my Twix.
- 40:48SPEAKER_02: I'm taking your uh Snickers then.
- 40:50SPEAKER_02: Ah, I was afraid you were gonna do that.
- 40:54SPEAKER_03: And you know what?
- 40:58SPEAKER_03: With the last question, you win.
- 41:02SPEAKER_03: Because I have Reese cups.
- 41:04SPEAKER_03: Okay, but like you had taken like now you now have pumpkins, which is better than regular Reese cups.
- 41:13SPEAKER_03: I don't care who you are.
- 41:14SPEAKER_03: More peanut butter.
- 41:15SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 41:15SPEAKER_03: Uh you now have Snickers, and you have Kit Kats.
- 41:21SPEAKER_03: Uh yes, and three Musketeers.
- 41:24SPEAKER_03: What I mean, what am I and Sour Patch Kids.
- 41:26SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 41:26SPEAKER_03: There's no, I'm I'm not winning this.
- 41:28SPEAKER_03: Now, if I'd have had Snickers, I'd have been like, all right.
- 41:30SPEAKER_03: This is going seven games.
- 41:31SPEAKER_03: This is going seven games.
- 41:32SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 41:33SPEAKER_03: Um, but I actually think you're gonna you're gonna take me for one.
- 41:36SPEAKER_03: So I I gotta I gotta concede and say he got me with that one.
- 41:40SPEAKER_03: Oh I think me, I think me taking Twix did me in because that made you go, oh, I gotta take something from this motherfucker.
- 41:48SPEAKER_03: I thought you had the Snickers, so I took the Snickers.
- 41:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and that sucks because I actually peanut butter Snickers is my favorite candy bar.
- 41:56SPEAKER_02: Have you had the pecan ones yet?
- 41:57SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
- 41:58SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
- 41:58SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
- 41:59SPEAKER_02: That's the reason I'm a fat guy.
- 42:01SPEAKER_02: That's the reason we all are.
- 42:03SPEAKER_03: Um so this last one, uh, I'm gonna have to pull this up again because I don't remember all of the um I don't remember what all the I know guys dead air.
- 42:23SPEAKER_03: Dead air episode.
- 42:25SPEAKER_03: Did you hear that?
- 42:26SPEAKER_03: Weird ass noise.
- 42:29SPEAKER_03: Uh I've seen it, but I want to make I don't want you to have to like stand there holding it.
- 42:34SPEAKER_03: Like somewhere.
- 42:37SPEAKER_02: Somewhere I guess we uh aptly titled the uh episode.
- 42:42SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 42:47SPEAKER_03: Yeah, here we go.
- 42:49SPEAKER_03: Alright, I think yeah, okay.
- 42:52SPEAKER_03: Uh so the last one is, would you survive the horror movie?
- 42:56SPEAKER_03: And the way I'm saying this is we pick a scenario and give it to the other one?
- 43:00SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 43:01SPEAKER_03: That's what I was thinking.
- 43:03SPEAKER_02: Um it's you're either surviving or you're dead in ten minutes.
- 43:10SPEAKER_02: So uh those are the let me see.
- 43:18SPEAKER_03: Okay, here we go.
- 43:20SPEAKER_03: Um where was it?
- 43:25SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 43:26SPEAKER_03: Here's a scenario, and I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna tweak it to make it a little more like um spontaneous.
- 43:35SPEAKER_03: Okay, you're sitting at home, right?
- 43:38SPEAKER_03: Kids are spending the night, uh wife's working, bubbles with the the grandparents.
- 43:44SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 43:45SPEAKER_03: Um God, that sounds like a great night.
- 43:47SPEAKER_03: You're sitting there You're sitting there, you're playing WWE, and the power goes up.
- 43:56SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 43:56SPEAKER_03: You're not freaking out.
- 43:58SPEAKER_03: No.
- 43:58SPEAKER_03: You're just like, now you're pissed.
- 44:00SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, yeah, mother f and as soon as you stand up, your cell phone rings.
- 44:07SPEAKER_03: And it comes up a number.
- 44:09SPEAKER_03: It doesn't come up like spam like it'll show up, or it doesn't come up.
- 44:13SPEAKER_03: It actually comes up a number.
- 44:14SPEAKER_03: You just don't recognize the number.
- 44:17SPEAKER_03: You pick it up, and all you hear is don't go upstairs.
- 44:26SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 44:28SPEAKER_02: I mean, it I'm not going upstairs either.
- 44:33SPEAKER_02: It's fucking stairs.
- 44:34SPEAKER_02: Well, hold on, hold on.
- 44:35SPEAKER_03: I don't want to hold on.
- 44:37SPEAKER_03: But the moment the call ends, the lights come back on.
- 44:41SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 44:42SPEAKER_03: So now what do you do?
- 44:43SPEAKER_03: Are you going to survive?
- 44:44SPEAKER_02: I'm going to sit back down and play video games.
- 44:46SPEAKER_03: But what are you going to?
- 44:48SPEAKER_03: I shouldn't have known you'd have had an answer like that.
- 44:51SPEAKER_03: But here's the thing.
- 44:52SPEAKER_03: They didn't say that if you just don't go upstairs, they go away.
- 44:55SPEAKER_03: What's going to happen when the kids come home?
- 44:58SPEAKER_03: When the wife comes home and you've done forgot about the phone call and you go upstairs.
- 45:02SPEAKER_02: Fuck them kids.
- 45:06SPEAKER_03: You're going to let them be the guinea pig.
- 45:08SPEAKER_03: That's their problem.
- 45:09SPEAKER_03: Can you guys go get me uh the paper tiles are upstairs?
- 45:13SPEAKER_03: Can you go grab those phones?
- 45:14SPEAKER_02: The only thing upstairs is their bedrooms in my house.
- 45:17SPEAKER_03: I ain't got no reason to go up there.
- 45:19SPEAKER_03: That's their domain.
- 45:20SPEAKER_03: I'll send the dogs up.
- 45:21SPEAKER_03: Well, that was a fucking anticlimactic person.
- 45:24SPEAKER_03: You got your way out of that one.
- 45:25SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 45:25SPEAKER_03: It's funny.
- 45:26SPEAKER_03: You got your way out of that one.
- 45:27SPEAKER_03: All right, your turn.
- 45:28SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 45:31SPEAKER_02: Um.
- 45:45SPEAKER_02: So let's say you're out driving in the middle of nowhere and you're in a cornfield.
- 45:51SPEAKER_03: And I know I'm not walking backwards.
- 45:54SPEAKER_02: Right.
- 45:57SPEAKER_02: And for whatever reason, your car just cuts out and dies.
- 46:02SPEAKER_02: And then, as you're getting ready to pull up your phone to call AAA, your phone just cuts out and dies.
- 46:14SPEAKER_03: Do I at least know like what city or whatever I'm in, or am I like traveling somewhere?
- 46:20SPEAKER_03: I'll give you that.
- 46:24SPEAKER_03: Motherfucker done put me in deliverance.
- 46:26SPEAKER_03: Right?
- 46:27SPEAKER_03: Um Children of the Corn.
- 46:29SPEAKER_02: Jeepers Creek.
- 46:30SPEAKER_03: Well, I can tell you this.
- 46:31SPEAKER_03: I don't give a fuck how long that road is.
- 46:33SPEAKER_03: I'm not going in that corn.
- 46:34SPEAKER_03: No.
- 46:35SPEAKER_03: There's not not a if there is a fucking case of a million dollars, 500 feet in that bitch, I'm like, I'm good.
- 46:43SPEAKER_03: Um, there's no way I can survive that.
- 46:47SPEAKER_03: The only way I can survive that is if I have any sort of weapon in my car just to defend myself if something does happen.
- 46:53SPEAKER_03: But outside of that, I can't call anybody.
- 46:57SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 46:57SPEAKER_03: Um it's middle of the night.
- 46:58SPEAKER_03: It's the middle of the night.
- 47:00SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm in fucking BFE Whitman, yeah, you know, in the middle of a fucking cornfield.
- 47:07SPEAKER_02: Do you um do you have a better chance of surviving by staying in the car?
- 47:12SPEAKER_02: Do you do that and just wait it out till sunrise?
- 47:15SPEAKER_03: That would have to be.
- 47:16SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 47:17SPEAKER_03: I would yeah.
- 47:19SPEAKER_03: I would lock the doors, climb in the trunk, and just go to sleep.
- 47:24SPEAKER_03: I think I could survive that.
- 47:26SPEAKER_03: But if if if we're putting it in a scenario where something is going to happen, yeah, I don't know because now that I think about it, I don't really have any weapons in my car.
- 47:36SPEAKER_02: You have an ice scraper, huh?
- 47:38SPEAKER_03: No ice scraper?
- 47:38SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but what the fuck's that gonna do?
- 47:40SPEAKER_03: I've already tried to use that in a fight before.
- 47:42SPEAKER_03: They don't work well.
- 47:43SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's that's Jermaine and Vonnie are gonna laugh at that one.
- 47:47SPEAKER_03: Um yeah, I mean, I think I could, well, I it just depends on what's coming at me.
- 47:55SPEAKER_03: You know, if it's if it's ghosts and shit, I might I might be fucked.
- 47:59SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like right through the right through the car.
- 48:01SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I don't know.
- 48:02SPEAKER_03: I I'm I'm gonna say I think I can make it to to to to the daytime.
- 48:06SPEAKER_03: I I think.
- 48:07SPEAKER_03: Um, okay, another one for you.
- 48:15SPEAKER_03: Alright.
- 48:15SPEAKER_03: Here uh no, I don't like that.
- 48:18SPEAKER_03: Never mind.
- 48:19SPEAKER_03: Um, here we go.
- 48:26SPEAKER_03: Uh let's say you were helping your dad um do something, uh, and it's late, and you come home and you notice all the lights are off in the house.
- 48:56SPEAKER_03: Um not freaked out, but confused, and you walk in, wife's car's there, you walk in the house, and it's it's just quiet.
- 49:09SPEAKER_03: You hear nothing.
- 49:11SPEAKER_03: And there's only the shine from the TV, and it's just on like like say a loading screen for Netflix, and there's just a doll sitting in your couch watching the TV, and there's no sign of your family anywhere.
- 49:31SPEAKER_02: Ooh.
- 49:33SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm probably dead.
- 49:35SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 49:35SPEAKER_02: I mean, there's no I mean, if it's already there.
- 49:39SPEAKER_03: Well, then let me ask you this.
- 49:40SPEAKER_03: I mean, my family's gone.
- 49:41SPEAKER_03: What w well and I truly believe that this is uh most people would think this is a stupid question, but I don't.
- 49:50SPEAKER_03: Obviously, you're gonna be confused that your family isn't there.
- 49:53SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but but but setting the scene with the doll is your first thought when you see it is is the family okay, or is it what the fuck is that doll doing?
- 50:04SPEAKER_02: What the fuck is that doll doing?
- 50:06SPEAKER_03: See, I feel like that would be me too, right?
- 50:08SPEAKER_03: Because in my mind, I would just regardless in a split second, would think, okay, my family's fine.
- 50:14SPEAKER_03: Even though you can't find them, you would just go, what the fuck is going on with that?
- 50:18SPEAKER_03: Dead.
- 50:18SPEAKER_03: You're dead.
- 50:19SPEAKER_03: And then yeah, you're probably gonna die.
- 50:21SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the afterlife.
- 50:22SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
- 50:23SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
- 50:29SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
- 50:30SPEAKER_02: I got it.
- 50:30SPEAKER_02: I got I got I got another one.
- 50:32SPEAKER_02: Okay.
- 50:32SPEAKER_02: I got another one.
- 50:33SPEAKER_02: I think we'll I think we could keep that at like two, maybe.
- 50:36SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that should be good.
- 50:52SPEAKER_02: These are some good ones too.
- 50:53SPEAKER_02: I'm just like trying to figure out which one I want to use.
- 51:00SPEAKER_02: All right.
- 51:01SPEAKER_02: Every night at 3 a.m.
- 51:03SPEAKER_02: the refrigerator opens by itself.
- 51:05SPEAKER_02: You finally discover something inside is whispering your name.
- 51:12SPEAKER_02: Say that one more time.
- 51:16SPEAKER_02: Every night at 3 a.m.
- 51:18SPEAKER_02: the refrigerator opens its door by itself.
- 51:22SPEAKER_02: You finally discover something is inside and it's whispering your name.
- 51:31SPEAKER_03: Is it able to open?
- 51:34SPEAKER_03: Well, obviously it's opening on its own.
- 51:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm dead.
- 51:38SPEAKER_03: I'm dead.
- 51:38SPEAKER_03: Because I was what I was gonna ask was, is can it open the fridge door from the inside?
- 51:43SPEAKER_03: But you said it opens everyone.
- 51:44SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it opens it up every night.
- 51:46SPEAKER_03: Because I was gonna say, if that's the case, then I just ain't using that fucking fridge anymore.
- 51:49SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm gonna chain it up and dump it in a right.
- 51:51SPEAKER_02: That's not gonna work.
- 51:52SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 51:52SPEAKER_02: Um it sounds like suddenly you're Zool.
- 51:56SPEAKER_03: There is no Dana, only Zool.
- 52:00SPEAKER_02: Um are you the key master?
- 52:04SPEAKER_03: I am the key master.
- 52:06SPEAKER_03: Um this one's tough because I know, right?
- 52:14SPEAKER_03: I mean, outside of having to get into the fridge, it sounds like it can open the door, but it can't really come out.
- 52:20SPEAKER_03: No, I would assume not.
- 52:21SPEAKER_03: So I would just not use it at night.
- 52:27SPEAKER_03: Because it sounds to me like if it only happens at 3 a.m., you know, he's only got like a two to four shift in the morning.
- 52:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like a part-time.
- 52:35SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm like, all right, you know what, dude?
- 52:37SPEAKER_03: You can just you can have those two hours.
- 52:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed.
- 52:40SPEAKER_03: Thanks.
- 52:41SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I appreciate it.
- 52:42SPEAKER_03: Now that I know I'll put a padlock from two to four on that bitch, nobody can use it, we're good to go.
- 52:49SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 52:50SPEAKER_03: So we're surviving that one.
- 52:51SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think I I really think the only one that we're not surviving is the doll.
- 52:58SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 52:59SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think you're right.
- 53:00SPEAKER_02: Thanks.
- 53:01SPEAKER_02: Thanks a lot.
- 53:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah, thanks a lot.
- 53:02SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that one was a bit much, but hey, you know what?
- 53:06SPEAKER_02: It's a lot.
- 53:07SPEAKER_02: I'll take it.
- 53:08SPEAKER_03: We survived three three out of five?
- 53:11SPEAKER_03: Four out of five?
- 53:11SPEAKER_03: Three three out of four.
- 53:14SPEAKER_03: I'll take it.
- 53:15SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 53:18SPEAKER_03: Alright, is it Halloween Shuffle it?
- 53:20SPEAKER_03: It is Halloween Shuffle It.
- 53:22SPEAKER_03: This ought to be.
- 53:24SPEAKER_02: I have a Halloween playlist, so I'm ready to go.
- 53:28SPEAKER_03: Uh I do too.
- 53:29SPEAKER_03: Um, I put Halloween songs I liked on it.
- 53:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 53:34SPEAKER_03: But then I added, just so you guys know, because I didn't have a lot.
- 53:38SPEAKER_03: Hey, what is that?
- 53:40SPEAKER_03: Um I had a couple of songs, um, but I didn't have a lot of Halloween ones.
- 53:47SPEAKER_03: So I did take an Apple playlist and throw it onto this too.
- 53:50SPEAKER_03: So there's some of mine and some of theirs, just so it's um that's basically what I did.
- 53:54SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, I will let I will let you go first with our Halloween shuffle it.
- 54:00SPEAKER_02: And everybody has watched this cartoon from childhood, I'm pretty sure, but The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.
- 54:06SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 54:07SPEAKER_02: Uh the Great Pumpkin Waltz.
- 54:09SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a good one.
- 54:10SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
- 54:11SPEAKER_02: And then I'm going classic with the Halloween theme.
- 54:15SPEAKER_02: That's a yep, there you go.
- 54:16SPEAKER_02: So, and then uh Ghostbusters by Mr.
- 54:20SPEAKER_02: Ray Parker.
- 54:21SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
- 54:22SPEAKER_02: See, I shouldn't have I shouldn't have gone first.
- 54:25SPEAKER_02: No, that's fine.
- 54:26SPEAKER_02: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
- 54:27SPEAKER_02: The Adams Family TV theme.
- 54:30SPEAKER_02: The theme song.
- 54:31SPEAKER_02: That's a good one.
- 54:32SPEAKER_03: And then I'm gonna end with The Monster Madge.
- 54:36SPEAKER_03: That's a good one.
- 54:36SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that I mean, that's a solid Yeah, that's a fun one.
- 54:40SPEAKER_03: Um my first one, I'm gonna go somebody's watching me rock well, feature Michael Jackson.
- 54:45SPEAKER_03: That that that song's still creepy to this day.
- 54:48SPEAKER_03: Uh, and I'm gonna double down on that, and of course I'm I was adding this one only because you didn't, and I figure you didn't because you thought I would.
- 54:56SPEAKER_03: And I thriller.
- 54:57SPEAKER_03: I mean, come on.
- 54:58SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 54:59SPEAKER_03: She can't forget thriller.
- 55:00SPEAKER_03: No.
- 55:01SPEAKER_03: Um, and then I am gonna go uh uh one way or another from Hocus Pocus.
- 55:13SPEAKER_03: I just listened to that song on the way to Overcrevus.
- 55:15SPEAKER_03: That's a good one.
- 55:17SPEAKER_03: Um I'm in Love with a Monster from Fifth Harmony.
- 55:24SPEAKER_03: And then I think uh Disturbia Rihannon.
- 55:34SPEAKER_03: Rihanna.
- 55:35SPEAKER_03: I can't believe I said my it's it's got an eerie tune to it.
- 55:41SPEAKER_03: But that's that's my five.
- 55:43SPEAKER_03: Um, I think that was a successful Halloween episode.
- 55:46SPEAKER_03: I like it.
- 55:47SPEAKER_03: We had some some technical difficulties, but we did.
- 55:50SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna make it look dope, so that's all that matters.
- 55:52SPEAKER_01: We got one more thing left in.
- 55:54SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, we do.
- 55:55SPEAKER_01: Can I get that Halloween dad joke?
- 55:57SPEAKER_01: Need a Halloween expired dad joke over here.
- 56:00SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 56:01SPEAKER_01: Yep.
- 56:04SPEAKER_02: So why did the skeleton stop recording the podcast?
- 56:12SPEAKER_02: Why?
- 56:13SPEAKER_02: He just couldn't handle the dead air.
- 56:21SPEAKER_03: And on that note, we'll see you next week.