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Parks and Recreation - Soulja Boy Tell'ems vs Crazy Audra and The Douche · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome back to Gateleapers, and we are leaping
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  back into the sitcom world with this episode in the universe of Parks and Recreation,
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  the world of Pawnee. That's the world of Pawnnee Pawnee, obviously starring
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  the wonderful and talented Nick Offerman, who was just absolutely killed it in the
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  Last of Us. So we thought we'd you know, link this mother's episodes
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  and leap from his sad boy world of The Last of Us into his surly,
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  grumpy boy world of Parks and Recreation. We were joined by not only
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  two of our favorite players, but two of our favorite people are good friends,
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  Chris Reagan and Adam Wood on the same episode at the same time.
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  Can you believe it? Well, I can because it already happened. I
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  the place for it right there. But now, without further whatever, this
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  is, it's time for Gateleapers Season three, Episode two, Parks and Recreation.
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  Hello and welcome to Gateleapers, the pop culture game show that shines a
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  spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and councilman Slash orthodontist Matt
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  Watson. Do you hear this? Do you think of depressed person could make
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  this? Those are two references of this show completely. First off, Jeremy
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  Jam Yes you just got Jam what a fucking great character? Awful but yes,
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  yeah, funny, I tear an awful person. Yeah, funny character
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  for funny Yeah. And then also completely forgot about the claimation stuff too.
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  Yeah, that is a very central to my mental state a lot of the
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  time. Could a depressed person make this? See this entire podcast for more
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  reference. And of course I couldn't reign in this Parks department without a little
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  help from my two team captains. She is the Ben to my Leslie.
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  It's Aldre Stephenson. Hello. And he is the Ben to Mike Chris It's
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  Jason newn Hello. Captains Ready for a series of games about the second most
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  streamed sitcom of all time according to American Millennials Weekly. WHOA Yes, Yeah
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  for sure, Yeah, especially after knowing that yes it's a made up publication.
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  Yeah, for purely for a joke that I've now ruined Parks and rec
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  You both familiar if you both seen it all? Super love it m like
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  a lot? Yes, It has been a while since I have watched through
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  it, but I have watched through it more than twice. Oh yeah,
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  okay, for sure, I think so. Going into the Michael scherverse,
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  we did an episode on The Office. I think I mentioned that I've watched
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  that a Watton College. The natural progression of watching The Office a ton of
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  times on re watch on Netflix is you eventually get into parks and rec Yes,
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  fucking love that did that for a bit too, and now it's done,
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  and now it's been gone for a few years. That's true. I
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  think it's going to be the theme of the episode as we're all trying to
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  recall information from pre pandemic. So we'll see how that goes. Yeah,
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  Ultra binged it. Watched it all at the time, Yes, yes,
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  also twice. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay. I
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  watched every episode. I watched it once and then I went back and watched
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  that episode, and then I went on continually to binge the next episode.
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  You would think it would be that I watched the whole thing and then at
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  a later date went back and started at the beginning and watched it. Didn't
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  what you watched every episode twice? In a bro Is that what you're saying.
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  Yes, she watched one episode one, and then she watched season one
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  episode one, and she watched season one episode two, and then she watched
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  season one episode two. That's how he learned things by wrote, Honestly,
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  I started that bit. I was like, there's no way anyone's gonna let
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  me get this far into very gullible. I thought that sometimes you do weird
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  ship man. I thought I thought that one of you would apparently, so
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  wait, go on, Yes, we're just very in I would also like
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  to do this try Well, you've heard their voices, and to play these
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  games about parks and rec you'll each need a recurring citizen of Pawnee to help
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  you along the way. Jason, who is your teammates today, he's a
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  returning player. He is the Dennis Finstein to my Donna Meagel. And now
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  we don't have many scenes together. It's Adam Wood, Hello, Adam,
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  how's it going? Um? I once you know, I was originally named
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  Dante Fierro, but I did go with Dennis Finstein as it sounds a little
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  bit more exotic. Good reference right up top, coming out the gate,
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  hot tonight, Yeah, off the top of the dome man. So,
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  Adam, Parks and Rec. I assume with that reference, you're very familiar
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  how much? Well, yeah, are you a big fan? There was
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  a time where I knew Parks and Rec as well as I knew the Office.
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  UM had said, I haven't watched it's probably been yet, probably been
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  pre pandemic. Really, since I've watched Parks and rad earlier this week,
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  I was like, I should brush up, you know. So I pulled
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  up Peacock to go watch Parks and Rec. And then they had announced that
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  that the Office UH had dropped the sixth season of the super Fan episodes.
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  I was like, I could catch up on Parks, or I could watch
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  three minutes of extra footage per episode from me. So we're we're yeah,
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  We're coming into this one a little bit rusty, but but I'm excited.
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  Hey, look, as soon as they dropped the Parks and Rec Fan super
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  Cup episodes, You'll be You'll be there, You'll be there for I'll be
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  there all over it. Just out of interest, Adam, do you have
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  a favorite Parks and Rec character? Do you want to give a little little
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  shout out to any favorite characters? I meant Parks and rec does I think
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  a great job of like absurd but also really really lovable characters. Um,
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  they're there are a couple of really strong ones. Um, I mean obviously
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  like Nick offerman Is. I think, like like so like beloved in pop
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  culture because of Ron Swanson, right, but uh, I think my favorite
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  has to be h Old Tommy Haverford. And I think the reason is and
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  the reason is is because as Z's I'm sorry, found his role. He
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  played that role perfectly. No one could play that role better and I don't
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  think as Zis will ever find a role better than that one ever again.
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  You know, like it was, it was perfect, it was, it
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  was prime. He was just playing the most obnoxious and lovable version of himself.
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  And U, yes, well for us, Adam, this boat's very
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  well. And Jason fancies himself as something of a Tommy Fresh. We'll get
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  into it. Yeah, yeah, we'll get into again into it. I'll
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  be the Jean Ralphaoti or Tommy. Then there we go, there we go.
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  I've got to rewrite the copy now. And Udra who is joining you
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  today. He's a returning player. He's originally from Eagleton, but he's got
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  morals, so you wouldn't know it's Chris d. Reagan. You be from
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  Eagleton, I would be from Eagleton, and fuck all of you guys such
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  I'm sorry. It's not my fault. I'm a foot taller than everybody.
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  I'm just I'm just better, so very Eagleton. Of you, christ And
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  are you a fan? Are you familiar? Yes? I was late to
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  Parks and rec I think I I think I got into it probably in twenty
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  early twenty seventeen, I think is when I watched it for the first time.
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  Okay, um, but I have had several rewatches since then. I
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  watched almost two seasons this week. Oh this is my last. I mean,
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  if he if he gets really deep into season three and four, we're
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  fucking solid. Outside of that, I might be a little fun. They'll
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  be there'll be some three and four ends, some outside they'll be the whole,
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  the whole thing. They basically the whole thing. We'll do the whole
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  thing, the whole spectrum of you. I figured, yeah, I get
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  it. If I had enough time to watch the entire season in the last
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  week, I would have. Um, that's how dedicated I am, too
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  gately so dedicated. We appreciate that. We love that. I hope it
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  helps you win, but in a very unbalanced, unbiased sort of way where
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  I hope both teams do just as well as each other. I'm trying to
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  be more imposial this. Yeah, I appreciate that, And I considered declining
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  and just retiring because, as you guys covered in the statistics Gate leavers,
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  Um, I have sixty nine points currently and outside of four twenty that I
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  can't get a more perfect number. So I guess I'll just have to I'll
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  have to dedicate myself to getting up to four twenty. That's that's it.
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  You've either got to go for nothing or shoot for the moon. You could
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  also just play very very poorly tonight if you would like to see that.
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  That's that's more likely for sure. Um, a record breaking zero points would
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  be monumentous. As your teammate shoot for four twenty, man, I would
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  never I would never purposely throw it. I couldn't do that, thank you.
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  Yeah, don't worry. I have way too much pride as an Eagletonian
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  to to let a couple of pawny and fucking win. Of course, of
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  course, Uldre, you're gonna have to join that posh, fancy side of
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  things. You've got to also be an Eagletonian. Okay, I'll do it.
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  I mean, if duty calls, if duty calls, Chris if do
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  you have a favorite character that you want to give a little give a little
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  shout out to. Like Adam said, there's so many, there's so many
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  good characters, and specifically in the show, there's so many good outside of
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  the main cast, like the just reoccurring random characters. Yes, outside of
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  community. I think Parks and rerec does it the best. Um and shit,
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  I gotta say John Ralphio, Yeah, made right choice. I have
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  the biggest smile on my face every time he's on the goddamn TV and he
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  makes me a giggle every single time, no matter how many times I've heard
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  these stupid fucking jokes. Yeah, that's that's a good call. It really
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  is. It's it's as good as like Springfield or something like that in terms
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  of bringing out this wide town of weird characters. Whether there's basically someone for
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  every single job that is in the town, and it's great, so so
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  fucking weird. Um. I know. Just the last thing on my notes
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  here before we get to team names. Is that Adam and Chris have a
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  friendly rivalry, stoke it and discuss. Uh so, I guess I should
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  have read that first part. But yeah, yeah, you hate each other,
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  right, but in a friendly sort of way. Yeah, so much
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  so that we have matching tattoos. Yes, yes, so it's it's like
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  a hatred like that's built up on just like just so goddamn much sexual tension,
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  like like you would show me just you know, I wish just that
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  night in the barn. Yeah, yep, oh my god. Yeah,
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  we shared sleeping back. This is a real story. He wants to leave
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  this. This is a Patriot story if I've ever heard. It was one
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  sleeping bag and we were on top of the haystack. Ye canby no,
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  okay if you want it to be did you find the needle? Okay?
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  Well, our teams have volunteered with the POS departments. Let's hope no wacky
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  situations that make for great comfort TV happen on your first day. Now,
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  before we start the quiz, I'm going to need a Parks and Wreck themed
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  team name from each pair. Please, Let's begin with Jason and adds him.
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  I got one strong one, but I think the idea that you could
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  be the John Ralph here to my Tom Hefford also opens up some things.
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  But I wanted I wanted to kind of go with the Little Sebastians. Oh
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  right, a Little Sebastians. That's that's solid. I'll tell you I'll tell
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  you mine just because it makes me laugh. This one's more of a deep
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  cut from My Boy Tommy, the episode where they find the community garden and
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  you know, and he's explaining to Leslie the names of the different plants there.
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  I just think I think the Soldier Boy tell Thems would be a pretty
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  sorry, that's good to go with the Soldier Boy tell Hims. Yeah yeah,
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  you've also got like the bone Thugs and harmoniums, but the Soldier Boy
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  tell him. Yeah. God, I love how that was even like a
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  dated reference at the time to kind of get across the character of Tom soldier
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  boy and bone bugs and harmony that really yeah, yeah, it really does.
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  It's so good. Oh fantastic. Okay, that's a great team name.
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  We've got the Soldier Boy tell Hims versus l Drink Chris. I have
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  a couple on my list. Was also Little Sebastians, so We're gonna skip
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  over that because it has already been discussed. But um, mouse Rat,
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  that's the name of Andy Dwyer's band. That's another one that I had.
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  I've forgotten the other one that I had mouse Rat Rat Mouse mouse Rat Rat
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  Bastards is more like it. Mouse Rat is super good. I'm super onboard.
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  I also have a couple. Um this My first one is a play
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  on something on the radio talk show hosts um Crazy Audra and the Douche.
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  Good love that instead of crazy Ira or the or the reasonable lists, which
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  is the cult that Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can argue with reasonable
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  lists. Yeah, I fucking love crazy. I think myself as crazy.
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  But Matt, do you have a sound more than a no? It's too
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  expensive? Sorry? That was And it works out that I'm the Douche.
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  It works out that I'm the douche because I'm from Eagleton, So and the
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  Douche. I've got it this. These are the longest team names we've had
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  yet. But I'm here for the chaos. It's your three. Let's do
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  this. The Soldier boy tell hims versus Crazy Order and the Douche love it?
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  Do I have to say it like that? Every time. Yes,
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  yeah, And look, if you're listening to this and thinking, well,
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  I don't know anything about Parks and Recreation actually, so I won't understand the
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  next ninety minutes of esoteric games, don't worry his order with a little segment
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  we like to call passing knowledge. Passing knowledge. Now we've killed Holo,
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  Chris need it in animal, and all three of us that we try it
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  over the zoo. Ready incredible, It's fine, We're a train wreck.
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  Parks and Recreation is an NBC sitcom that aired from two thousand and nine to
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  twenty fifteen. Originally intended as an expansion of the Office Universe, negative first
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  season reviews forced a retooling, and the show got an identity of its own,
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  giving us a great comedy show, but robbing us of a Michael Scott
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  crossover episode, Who God Please No? Who Whoa? Whoa. The series
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  revolves around the parks department of the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana. Just
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  to clarify, Indiana as a state is technically real. I just personally refuse
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  to recognize it as such. That's just a personal thing. Don't worry about
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  it. I remember the first time I voted I was in my bedroom and
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  I was five. I voted for Mildred my stuffed pig, but my cat
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  pancakes won. She had more funding politics right. The cast includes Amy Poehler,
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  Rashida Jones, A ziz On, Sorry, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza,
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  Chris Pratt, and Adam Scott, who have all on to start in
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  quality TV shows in the last few years. Yeah. Also Chris Pratt is
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  still around it just in voices non Italian plumbers and goes to church. I
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  think I think that's all he does. I might not crying, Okay,
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  a little allergic to er. This show has maintained a cult status over the
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  last decade and remains one of the most stream sitcoms of all time, second
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  only Too, Yes, you guessed it, The Orville. Just joking,
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  it's obviously the Office. My anxiety has kept me up for over fifty hours.
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  Shot in a mockumentary cinema verite style, characters will often look directly into
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  the camera to punchline a joke at the end of a scene, which is
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  what I am doing right now. I'm looking directly into the microphone instead of
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  saying a bit. It doesn't work as well as an audio medium. It
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  doesn't work very good. Thank you, Adre. Okay, just before we
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  get to the games, I've asked each player to bring in a muse,
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  something that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom. As Leslie
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  no Por once said, one person's annoying is another person's inspiring and heroic.
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  You hear that a fictional character considers me an inspiring hero for making this podcast.
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  See I am doing something with my life dad. Okay, Jason,
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  what's inspiring you? From the world of Pawny. So I so I planned
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  this before Adam had revealed that if one of his favorite characters is tom have
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  referred because my muse is a little Tommy tu like I think that as a
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  person, I am mostly Tommy. Have refard a little bit of chrisp Andy
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  Dwyer in there, as evidenced I'm not so bright. Sometimes I fell for
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  the thing where that she watches each episode twice over. But I'm also very
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  much Tommy. Haven't heard in that. Generally speaking, in people's friend groups,
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  I am. I am a small Asian guy who's really loud and loves
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  two thousands zerras R and B and I have a lot of business ideas,
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  too many, too many business ideas all the time. I didn't think about
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  the Yeah, I didn't think about it until we got in here and we
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  had lights. There is glitter on you now. No, I love it.
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  I love all the Yeah, the Sierra and the Little Lane and the
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  tee Bane and the Acon. That is very much my era of music that
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  I grew up with. But yeah, I'm like, I'm like a Tommy
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  Haverford. Yeah, very much. Tom have ad not on his zz and
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  s are you separating them? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  yeah, yeah. I'm trying to open up a business, not a
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  closet one. That's that's on the back burner. That's that's if the food
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  based one works well, yeah, which then you have Jason's closet in James's
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  closet. Yeah, perfect, very inspiring. Always get to hear favorite characters
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  from shows. Let's move over, it's your teammates, Adam, what's inspiring
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  you from Parks and Rack. Uh, It's already been referenced right out the
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  gate, but it's it's one of the most inspiring. Uh, one of
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  the most inspiring, Like character arcs. Depressed Ben Wyatt, de President Wyatt
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  is always my music. So you've got the claymation. And then you also
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  can't forget he gets truly into the cal zone, the cow zone zone Zone.
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  Okay, yeah, okay, that's being corrected. I'm remembering so many
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  team names I had. Cow Zone Zone was one of them, Ice Town
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  was one of them. Something. There's something else based on this is you
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  have done Shire. Yeah it's really used called right now, sire um none.
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  But I did have to come in and say I wasn't shit. I
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  was. It's fine. Back to Ben Wyatt. You're right, though,
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  Adam depressed. Ben Wyatt is a whole energy. It's a whole because he's
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  a guy who's very capable, is one of the more level headed characters within
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  the show. But when he bottoms out, he bottoms out like hard and
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  and and I think I think you already mentioned tones of Dunshi or two and
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  like that. It's like it's almost like a semi depressed because he does that
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  one when he's in between jobs later on and just like Ben Wyat with too
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  much energy and nothing to do about it. It's it's delightful, it's yeah,
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  it's such good shit. I mean, how many projects did all of
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  us have during COVID, right, they all said we're going to do something
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  or make something. Everyone became depressed. Benygain, Yeah, I think it's
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  the hyperfixation that really really drives it home. Yeah, fantastic. Another another
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  character shout out definitely that they all won't make a sitcom, but specifically the
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  depressed version. I like it. Okay, let's move on over to the
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  team of Crazy Older and the Douche, and let's start with that douche.
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  What what's it Christ? What's inspiring you? From Fox and Red? Um,
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  there's a ton of things inspiring right now. However, I am my
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  my lovely wife Jen who you know gate Leaper's legend. I think, yeah,
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  yeah, I think so. I'm gonna um, she went out today
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  looking for blueberry wine for me and found blueberry cider instead. So um,
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  it's good enough. In the spirit of that episode where Ben gets completely wasted
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  and he and Ron kind of get lost in the woods, I'm gonna have
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  to say Eagleton. Ron is played by Elliott played by Sam Legendary minor characters.
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  Yeah, yes, such a good minor character. And it's just the
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  weirdest fucking hippie and that it was Sam Elliott playing hippie. It was the
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  It was one of my favorite things. So I'm gonna get drunk on blueberries
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  and right on the ings of the wings of an eagle, I said,
• 25:56
  the ings of a eagle. Yeah, it was. It made for a
• 26:00
  very funny sentence and talking. It's the blooms talking the blame it on the
• 26:07
  blooms. I think at the start of each round, I'll do a bit
• 26:11
  of a blueberry side a check in to see how far see how far gone
• 26:14
  you are on the blueberries sideer, it's will see. I'm just gonna be
• 26:19
  asleep on the desk story like Ron Swanson at the snake just over, or
• 26:30
  just like starting out like Jerry. I forgot about just laughing in the camera.
• 26:37
  That's a good it's good that we forgot about Jerry. If it's the
• 26:41
  bit, yeah, and if in the throughout throughout the course of this recording,
• 26:45
  if you could grow a Eagleton Ron style mustache or that would be fantastic.
• 26:49
  I know you're capable of facial head growth at that speed, so yes,
• 26:56
  this please're trying to do it now. I thought he was taking a
• 27:04
  shu one one or the other may have happened, and he doesn't have a
• 27:15
  mustache. And finally, well, we'll do a blueberry wine check in pretty
• 27:29
  soon. And finally, Ultra what's inspiring you from Parks and Wreck. I
• 27:34
  guess it will technically boil down to yet another character, but long long time
• 27:41
  episode three of the Last of Us. We have done a Last of Us
• 27:45
  episode, yes, the last one, but episode three had not dropped yet.
• 27:51
  Nick Offerman is one of them leads in that episode, one of the
• 27:55
  most beautiful episodes of television I have ever seen. Yea with my eyes.
• 28:00
  Yeah, I cried. That's a thing that is a hurdle for me.
• 28:07
  I cried and was smiling by the end, which films haven't done that for
• 28:11
  me so but he was absolutely beautiful, almost a bottle episode within the Last
• 28:19
  of Us universe with both Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett from um Well, He's
• 28:26
  from a lot of other things, but White Lotus is the main thing that
• 28:29
  people will know him as the hotel manager. God hell, yeah, I
• 28:33
  didn't know it was. I'm very excited for this beautiful story in a hellscape
• 28:37
  apocalypse. Just the range of Nick Offerman as well, like yeah, Okay,
• 28:42
  we see similar things between Ron Swanson and his character in terms of the
• 28:45
  pragmatic abilities, but a very different character and shows a good amount of range.
• 28:51
  Essentially, he plays a survivalist who's on his own and then somebody else
• 28:55
  comes into his life, and the growth you can see it was just beautiful.
• 28:59
  I think that comedy actors have such a skill set for playing really dramatic
• 29:03
  roles because you if you act well enough, you don't actually have to feel
• 29:07
  something in drama, Like if you're doing like only dramatic acting, if you're
• 29:11
  a good enough actor, you don't really have to have a soul um.
• 29:14
  But if you're doing comedy, it's kind of a prerequisite to have at least
• 29:18
  some kind of a soul to do it proficiently and to like tug it someone's
• 29:22
  heartstrings with comedy um And so Nick Offerman man, no I care. I
• 29:30
  just yeah, I have seen so much fan art and so not, like,
• 29:37
  not only is it just good TV for now, but there's like a
• 29:41
  part of me that's like that tumbler fan girl, that era of me is,
• 29:49
  yes, the strawberries, just eating them, that's a that's a fanta
• 30:00
  pastic muse. Nick, Yeah, Nick Hofferman, great actor, was fantastic
• 30:03
  in Parks and rec and now is doing better than movie star Chris Prets.
• 30:07
  That feels feels right. Okay, those are some beautiful muses. I'm feeling
• 30:12
  inspiration in the room. You all look very inspired, So I think it's
• 30:17
  time we quiz. Should we do this? Let's play some games? Absolutely?
• 30:21
  Yay, right, teams, Let's swing by Ron's office to see if
• 30:23
  he wants to join it in on the lighthearted fun that is Round one.
• 30:27
  He probably doesn't. Some classic trivia to start off with. Don't want to
• 30:37
  scare away any new listeners. At the start of this season, Round one
• 30:41
  is called breaking the Story. I will offer our teams a subplot from an
• 30:44
  episode of Parks and Wreck. As a pair, they must decide if this
• 30:48
  subplot actually happened or if I made it up seven years ago when I first
• 30:52
  predicted i'd one day host a pop culture panel game, dreams do come true.
• 31:00
  Okay, let's begin with the soldier boy tell him so, I'm gonna
• 31:03
  have fun with the team names tonight. Here is your first synopsis. Leslie
• 31:08
  finds strength in a painting that Jerry contributes to a community art show, Yes,
• 31:14
  which depicts as a powerful and bare chested Greek goddess. Yes, yeah,
• 31:21
  yeah, that's uhs I could, I could, uh, I almost
• 31:26
  think I know. Yet I'm only going to get pandantic. That is she
• 31:29
  an goddess or she just a regular centaur? Or is she Artemis goddess of
• 31:32
  the Hunt? She's not. She's not Artemis. Um oh, this is
• 31:36
  just the goddess of the Hunt. See, yeah, some something like that.
• 31:38
  Yeah, Tommy Fresh is a little angel, a little chair and baby.
• 31:47
  Yeah, that's definitely a subplot. That's a great episode. Yeah,
• 31:52
  yeah, definitely true. Off to a great start. That is correct,
• 31:56
  That is real. That is a point. It's Dianysus, right, is
• 32:00
  the Yeah, all right, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's something like that.
• 32:07
  Diana, Oh, Diana Demeter, Dianysus. Is I think alcohol?
• 32:14
  Yeah, I think Bacchus. Chris is right, but I think it is.
• 32:19
  I think it's a god because it's Artemis. It's the one they said,
• 32:23
  yeah, because they definitely didn't say Artemis. Yeah, it didn't point
• 32:27
  for any of this. We gotta get insist. The Magic's town hall meeting.
• 32:31
  This is like the one time where I've been on the show where we're
• 32:35
  all fans of the thing, so yeah, it's gonna yeah, yeah,
• 32:39
  fuck it, yeah yeah. I'm gonna be the annoying guy with glasses that
• 32:44
  town hall meetings where I'm like, I'll pull it up the episode right now
• 32:46
  on my phone, like right now, Um, pretty sure it's actually all
• 32:55
  right? All right, Chris, let's test that energy at a question for
• 33:00
  Crazy Order and the Douche. Here is your synopsis. Andy and April go
• 33:06
  on a road trip to see the most haunted mine in Indiana, and a
• 33:09
  realization results in a new step for their relationship. I don't think this is
• 33:15
  real because I think that they went to the Grand Canyon and Andy asked where
• 33:19
  the face is, So I think that they went on a trip and it
• 33:21
  had a revelation. I don't think it was too a haunted mine. So
• 33:24
  I'm gonna say false, and you agree agree same false. It is false.
• 33:30
  That one's made up. Yes, I can bind the Grand Canyon story
• 33:34
  and the haunted House story into house, put them together. Yeah, Werner
• 33:37
  Herzog is in that one. I wanted to be closer to Disneyland pretty much
• 33:47
  exactly. That's just like why you're in Indiana furthest you can get from both
• 33:55
  locations at once. I saw him in in Parks and right before I knew
• 34:00
  him from anything else. Weird like thing to include. Yeah, I'd be
• 34:06
  like, I don't get these referentes. Why does this guy sound so weird?
• 34:09
  Who the fuck is he? Um? You have to talk like Werner
• 34:12
  rehearsal for the rest of the episode. Up, I want to see her
• 34:19
  baby. Ask me for another question. You give me the question. Absolutely,
• 34:24
  absolutely his one for Jason and Adam. Chris tries to befriend Run in
• 34:30
  a game of touch football. This results in Run playing for the opposite team.
• 34:36
  The first part is a very minor subplot in an episode. But the
• 34:40
  opposite team. Wait, wait, that's what they play. They that's a
• 34:45
  subplot. I don't remember that. They they play like football in the parking
• 34:50
  lot together. They like they're like dicking around and they're playing football together in
• 34:53
  a parking lot. But like it's not a whole I think I think that's
• 34:58
  with Andy. What did he say, Joe? Would you? I mean
• 35:04
  to read the question again. Chris tries to be friend Run. I was
• 35:09
  to give Chris Pratt. So everything is too many, Chris, it's not
• 35:19
  real. There's no way, right, Chris. Chris is trying to be
• 35:24
  friend Ron in a few different ways on a few different occasions, but I
• 35:29
  don't remember that ever happened. One of my favorite ways that Chris tries to
• 35:31
  be friend Ron is they meet each other in like a restaurant slash bar situation.
• 35:36
  Chris Chris just so happens to be there, and he's reading a book
• 35:38
  about an amputee who swam like the English Chant or something like that, and
• 35:43
  the title of the book is limit it list in the background. That's nothing
• 35:53
  to do with the question. It's so fun. This is good. As
• 36:00
  Chris mentioned, everyone's a fan of this property, so it's gonna be references.
• 36:05
  It's references on top of references. Yet, no, it's not real,
• 36:09
  right saying this one's not real? This one did not happen. Yeah,
• 36:14
  that is correct, It did not happen. Definitely playing with different realities
• 36:19
  there, but yeah, this particular one did not happen. Let's move back
• 36:22
  on over to Crazy Aldre and the Douche. Andy prepares for his final Women's
• 36:27
  studies exam and both Ron and Chris take an interest in his professor. Yeah,
• 36:32
  yeah, yeah, that happens. Yeah, because he thought it was
• 36:37
  going to be like a sexy class, but it wasn't. Yeah. Yeah,
• 36:42
  he takes the class and then and then they all go out to dinner
• 36:45
  afterwards, and Chris invites himself to the table and thinks he gets along really
• 36:51
  well with the teacher, and then fucking he gets denied and then Ron swoops
• 36:58
  in like he to is. Yeah, he doesn't even try. He's just
• 37:01
  he doesn't. He doesn't try. It doesn't need to, doesn't need Yeah,
• 37:07
  all right, that's real. So he's saying, that's real, that
• 37:08
  feels real, that is real. Of course that's real. It's from season
• 37:13
  four. Chris just watched it. Actually, I think that's the episode that
• 37:16
  you were talking about where Chris was at a bar. Yeah, and they
• 37:20
  he's got the but limitless in his hands. References. We can't just I'm
• 37:29
  okay, it's just it just happened. Okay, this is you know,
• 37:34
  okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
• 37:37
  all right, have some more questions, okay, soldier boy, tell hims
• 37:43
  he's your next synopsis. In order to protect the oldest tree in Pawnee from
• 37:47
  being uprooted, Leslie and Ben tie themselves to the oak, but don't receive
• 37:52
  the support they expected. Adam does Ben time himself too? Is or just
• 37:59
  Leslie? It's it's Leslie in April, I thought, See, the only
• 38:05
  situation like this that I remember is uh, Leslie, Like, doesn't she
• 38:09
  like chain herself up to the gate of this place to prevent the from being
• 38:15
  torn down? And then they just opened the gate the gate, like,
• 38:19
  oh you're I think you're absolutely right. That's that's the only that's the only
• 38:23
  one that I can remember. Yeah, this feels this feels like a mishmash
• 38:29
  up. My gutstets false on this. It's a mishmash up. And then
• 38:30
  also Ben would never strap himself to anything, except if it's a nerd thing,
• 38:35
  you know, like he strapped himself to the iron throne or some bullshit.
• 38:38
  Yeah, right, right right, Yeah, so we're saying saying false,
• 38:44
  it is false. Yes, the lie. That definitely a mish mismash,
• 38:50
  mish mish mishmash. She's definitely a mishmash of pluck. I'm very least
• 38:57
  tonight everyone. Yeah, yeah, every now and then you make fun of
• 38:59
  me when I say things and I sound like Sean Connery. But that was
• 39:02
  Yeah, that was the most Sean Connery we've ever seen. Yeah, okay,
• 39:08
  this is what our podcast is going to devolve into. It's just us
• 39:12
  making voices and Sean Connery the frog. Those are our two. We have
• 39:17
  a revolving door of Sean Connery, Kermit and Werner. Apparently no Uldra work
• 39:22
  on your impressions. Actually, thank you very much. Okay, back on
• 39:30
  over to Crazy Udra and the Douche. Here is your next synopsis. Mayor
• 39:36
  Walter Gunderson dies. There is a memorial service, and Ben conducts a search
• 39:40
  for an interim mayor with April's assistance. I I don't remember this. I
• 39:47
  have no memory of this place. If if it's anything, then it's like
• 39:52
  a it's a subplot. Yeah I remember. I know that Jerry, potentially
• 39:58
  Gary, potentially Mary at the time is the one that becomes mayor, but
• 40:02
  I don't recall them, like looking for one because this is like last season.
• 40:10
  Do we want to go with false? If it's the wrong, we
• 40:14
  do have to break the seal. Someone has to break the seal. I
• 40:19
  just don't remember this occurring. I don't either. I don't, so okay,
• 40:23
  saying false, I think that's our best bet. I think so,
• 40:29
  okay, I'm saying false. This one is actually true. Adam. Did
• 40:34
  you know that in the final season we knew that. Yeah, you knew
• 40:37
  it. I'm not going to give you a point because I don't really need
• 40:42
  the point. I just want Chris to know that in this moment, some
• 40:47
  of the potential candidates for memory include like um um John Ralphiel's dad because he's
• 40:53
  just an older, rich guy. I think Jeremy J. DoD They like
• 40:59
  bring people in and interview them. I don't remember that. Yeah, I
• 41:02
  think so, and they're all like done, and so they and then so
• 41:06
  Ben Wyatt goes. I can't believe I'm saying this. But Jerry, Terry,
• 41:09
  Larry, do you want to be mayor? Or yeah, it's Bill
• 41:13
  Murray is the it plays the man who dies right? Yeah, yeah in
• 41:17
  the future. I will say. The only thing that made me doubt our
• 41:21
  answer is to look on Adam's face like he had something like like he had
• 41:27
  one like he's got a sneaky fart or something. I have a terrible poker
• 41:32
  face, because I was like, oh, yep, yep, there it
• 41:37
  is Bill Murray. Damn it, Adam, you pieces shit you do out
• 41:45
  of getting that point, Uh, Commissioner, that's a point for us.
• 41:50
  I mean your head, dude, in your head, Adam's cheating. I
• 41:57
  don't see any foul play anyway, but I do, but I do see
• 42:04
  one final question for each team, one final synopsis. Back on over to
• 42:08
  the Soldier Boy, Tell Hims, is it ever gonna not be funny?
• 42:15
  While taking care of the new community garden, Leslie and Tom are shocked to
• 42:21
  discover that someone has planted marijuana amongst the other plants. So she's like,
• 42:27
  what's that? And he's like, I think it might be best if you
• 42:29
  roll that up and smokey. I mean, of course, the Soldier Boy
• 42:37
  tell Hims, have this one a lock that's gonna be true. I also
• 42:40
  love your Tom impression, so like it was, it was a confident return.
• 42:47
  It true, is locked in, and it is true. This this
• 42:51
  did happen. This is a this is a real story. That's some bullshit
• 42:53
  that they got. I'm just gonna say, that's fucking bullshit, dude.
• 43:00
  I think that was equally as easy as the women's studies exam one probably probably
• 43:05
  about was prominent. Um, I don't know, listeners, do you feel
• 43:10
  Chris, the guest player is correct or the game's master. You write in
• 43:15
  and tell us rally against power listeners. Yes, Mac is the man,
• 43:22
  not me from Eagleton. Yeah, okay, final synopsis for Crazy Oldre and
• 43:28
  the Douche Mark. That's right, Mark. Mark must prepare the Pawny Summer
• 43:32
  events calendar as he tries to avoid Anne by escaping his recent breakup inside Ron's
• 43:38
  office. No, I don't think that happens. Who the fuck is Mark?
• 43:45
  Mark was the He was supposed to be the gym of parks and rec
• 43:51
  but he wasn't cute more talented enough. Sorry, Mark, I do say
• 44:00
  you one more time. Absolutely, Mark must prepare the Pawny Summer events calendar
• 44:06
  as he tries to avoid Anne by escaping his recent breakup inside Roun's office.
• 44:12
  I think someone tries to escape a breakup in the office. But I wasn't
• 44:15
  Mark the city planner in the sense of like the road you would hit.
• 44:20
  Yeah, was like an engineer for the city planner. Yeah. Yeah,
• 44:23
  so I don't It doesn't make sense that he would be doing that. I
• 44:27
  think, Yeah, I think it might be Andy who hidden his office.
• 44:29
  I'm gonna say false if my teammate agrees. Yeah, I agree with that.
• 44:35
  Yeah, you've you've got it spot on. It is a mashup of
• 44:37
  those exact storylines and yeah, totally false. I started that with who the
• 44:43
  fuck is? And that is the correct sentiment I came around. Yeah,
• 44:50
  something forgot too is h Mark was a love interest of Leslie? Nope?
• 44:54
  Yeah, Louis c k and Justin Thureau were also love interests of Leslie.
• 45:00
  Big names, come get them. And I think it was either Crazy Ira
• 45:05
  or the Douche was her boyfriend at the time. I can't remember who was
• 45:07
  who Polar's partner at the time. And wait, Amy Poehler was dating Nick
• 45:16
  Crole. Yeaheah that that kind of blew my mind to after she was married
• 45:22
  to well Otti Parks and as another another lot of interest. Yeah there he
• 45:30
  goes. Oh, so you just come in, get your MRI and leave
• 45:37
  absolutely exposing that this show is entirely referenced humor. By the way, it
• 45:42
  got awesome. It is one hundred percent reference humor, and everyone should watch
• 45:46
  it so they get original content. Here. We're not coasting of other people.
• 45:51
  So you're listening to this and you haven't watched Parks and rec Brave,
• 45:59
  We exactly Okay, that's the end of round one. As the numbers guy
• 46:04
  will be asking Ben Wyatt to do all of the mats for us today.
• 46:07
  I promised him free calzone in return, so it's covered. Okay, please
• 46:13
  please the correct pronunciation. Indeed, the scars that I'm just going to ignore
• 46:19
  that and to breathe the scars. The scars are crazy older and the douche
• 46:22
  You're on three points, but the soldier boy tell thems are in the lead
• 46:25
  with four points. Yeah, rigged. Okay, hang on, let me
• 46:32
  be purred happily for this. This transition up next is my transition into round
• 46:39
  two. But before the round happens, we need to cut to commercial and
• 46:44
  the story of how I feel about that boring but necessary. We'll see you
• 46:49
  in round two. Round two is called character Assassination. In this game,
• 47:00
  our players will have to identify famous faces and places from the world of Parks
• 47:04
  and Wreck. I've sent our players a message. That message contains a character,
• 47:09
  a location, and something that they are trying to do. They will
• 47:14
  then have sixty seconds to interact with their partner. A sort of blank canvas
• 47:17
  in the conversation is the role of the partner without saying any of the words
• 47:22
  in their message. Our players must try and communicate who they are, where
• 47:27
  they are, and why they are to their partner. You don't have to
• 47:30
  try and sound like them with an impression, but it is allowed if you
• 47:34
  want to do that. You can say whatever you want as long as it's
• 47:37
  not any of the words in it. So you can be lateral about it
• 47:38
  if you'd like, and if your partner asks quick questions, then they can
• 47:43
  try and help you along the way. Just don't say any of the words
• 47:45
  in the message, otherwise I will deduct points. Yeah, and that's it.
• 47:50
  Maximum of three points per pass any questions. What's this location? I
• 47:55
  have no idea what this is. Ah, that's a you problem. Now,
• 48:01
  God, I thought you watched season three in season four of just just
• 48:06
  in the last week. Maybe go as as possible word by word. That's
• 48:14
  fine. Look, it's three points available per question. If you get one
• 48:17
  or two out of the three, you're doing good. So sorry for being
• 48:21
  so brutal back, Chris um Okay, I get it. You're the game
• 48:27
  master. I am the game master. That's absolutely true. So we will
• 48:30
  begin. We will begin with Jason for Adam. So we are starting with
• 48:36
  the soldier boy talents, and I'm doing one scenario at a time, right,
• 48:38
  yes, just one at a time, Just one at a time,
• 48:40
  all right? You ready atam? Your sixty second starts now, mustachied man
• 48:46
  sponsor. Yes, yeah, at a breakfast place, Oh, JJ's,
• 48:52
  that's JJ's easy. Yes. Uh, once to send back in entree of
• 49:06
  tiny trees, just phrase that differently, an entree of tiny trees? Is
• 49:20
  this Ron Swanston returning a salad at JJ's diner? Close twenty seconds? Uh?
• 49:28
  Uh? Food group containing potatoes, bruccoli, asparagus, food pyramid,
• 49:37
  adam, Oh, just vegetables in general? Is it? He just he
• 49:42
  just that's that's your time, that's within that interaction. You have said all
• 49:47
  three because Jason was, in fact Ron Swanson at JJ's diner trying to return
• 49:52
  a plate of vegetables. So yeah, it's gonna be three points right there.
• 49:55
  There we go. But you didn't opt for the you didn't for the
• 50:00
  role play. You didn't try and get into the body because it's just I
• 50:04
  want to win, Okay. I had a revolver before our recording, and
• 50:09
  I'm sipping on a sider now I will be rping. Okay, Europe next
• 50:15
  for Chris. So it's gonna be Audre for Chris and your sixty seconds thoughts.
• 50:21
  Now, okay, everybody, if you will join me in the conference
• 50:23
  room, we are going to start the meeting to plan the biggest event of
• 50:30
  the fall. Okay, everybody's in here. Tom Donna, thank you all
• 50:34
  for being in here. Who bucked little Sebastian. I know we didn't have
• 50:39
  him at the spring event, but we do need him at the fall event.
• 50:45
  Okay. Um Sweetems is sponsoring this year, but that's neither here nor
• 50:52
  there. We will have plenty of other options. We've got waffles. God,
• 50:55
  I love a waffle. Chris so Leslie Nope in the parks and so
• 51:02
  so Leslie Nope in the parks and wreck office. Uh asking everyone to organize
• 51:09
  the harvest best Yes, fun didn't all three of those things right now?
• 51:16
  Giving me shit? Jason, I was processing. You don't want to interrupt
• 51:22
  me. I was letting her do her thing. Okay, Okay, I
• 51:27
  didn't understand. Now I understand the game. You Yeah, you can do
• 51:34
  it either way. There's some of these. The next one I might have
• 51:37
  to go a little bit. Okay, I get it now. Okay,
• 51:42
  let's let's head on back over to the soldier boy Salams this time Adam for
• 51:46
  Jason. You ready, Adam, I believe so sixty second stots now,
• 51:52
  Okay, so I know what you're thinking. Technically, yes, my heart
• 51:58
  did stop four about eight seconds or so. But what you don't understand is
• 52:02
  that I have a resting heart rate of eight beats per minute. So while
• 52:06
  it looks like I might have gone into cardiac arrest, I can assure you
• 52:09
  I'm perfectly healthy. I talk to my therapist eighteen times a day and he
• 52:14
  assures me that the amount of running I do is completely fine. So I
• 52:17
  really don't need to be here much longer. M Granted, I know it
• 52:22
  technically was a heart attack, and I was dead for I guess maybe like
• 52:24
  a minute. But again, um, I eat my grains in the hospital
• 52:30
  trying to get out of a heart out of his hospital bed because he had
• 52:34
  a heart attack. I think I'll give you that. Yeah, that is
• 52:36
  it's those three things exactly again. Ten seconds show the full time. You
• 52:39
  guys are killing this. This is awesome, Yeah, Chris Drake Saint Joseph's
• 52:45
  Hospital, But it's the hospital They barely ever mentioned that trying to get discharged.
• 52:47
  So yeah, trying to get discharge. Yeah, yeah, we see
• 52:52
  the doctor every now and then. I don't think they ever almost mentioned that
• 52:57
  the hospital name. Some of my favorite gags include, Jerry had a fart
• 53:00
  attack. I'm gonna be honest, I strive to be. Jerry should have
• 53:13
  been my muse if Nick Offerman didn't have a real like, if he didn't
• 53:15
  just give an Emmy award winning yea like amazing, the fact that he goes
• 53:21
  to work, he leaves, No one knows anything about him. If he
• 53:23
  has an amazing life, he has life burdened by the worries, one of
• 53:29
  the largest penises that doctor has ever seen, the biggest penis, the hottest
• 53:35
  wife, the most loving family, the fewest care. Yeah, Jerry or
• 53:40
  Garry o'billy or whatever. It's funny. I had I thought about I probably
• 53:45
  would have picked him as a muse as well. But I simply forgot about
• 53:49
  him. That's how I want to be in my workplace. Yeah that's admirable
• 53:57
  too. I think, like, like the part that I always saw in
• 54:00
  Jerry is now when I strive to be. Yet there's a woman I don't
• 54:07
  want to break the glass ceiling I want to break the class floor, just
• 54:10
  descend into mediocrity and forgettableness. Okay, we got we got one final combination
• 54:19
  to do at this pass of the game. It's Chris for Audra. Are
• 54:22
  you ready, Chris, I'm so ready. Okay, then your time starts
• 54:29
  now. Hi. I hate everybody, and I'm Ron Swanson's assistant and I'm
• 54:36
  married to Andy Dwyer. I'm going down to a Irish named road hole uh,
• 54:49
  a whole similar to the thing that Andy fell into. Okay, um,
• 54:52
  and I am requesting funding to to pay treatment for site impaired feelines.
• 55:06
  Oh shit, April Ludgate attempting to get a grant. But the pit,
• 55:10
  the pit? What's the grant for for uh? Animals? Blind cat?
• 55:16
  Yes? Yeah, I think you've said all three things. I think you
• 55:20
  called the time. It's the pit. The pit is the location, the
• 55:22
  Sullivan Street pit, Sullivan Street. But I didn't know that there is like
• 55:28
  a full name for it. Yeah, Oh my god, I didn't either.
• 55:31
  The whole thing feeling I don't agree. I didn't know it was I
• 55:40
  didn't know there was a name for it. Oh my god, it's just
• 55:45
  always the pit. You got it, You got it though. All right,
• 55:52
  we're having so much fun here, I'm gonna I'm gonna request another pass
• 55:54
  at this, send you guys a message with more names, more locations.
• 55:59
  This time. Let's crank coop that difficulty a little bit. Let's let's make
• 56:01
  this a little trickier. Okay, so we are back around to Jason for
• 56:07
  Adam. Back to the top. Potential three points still available. But don't
• 56:10
  worry. It's a little it's a little tough. It's a little tough.
• 56:13
  Your time, stots. Now, hey, everyone, boy, this is
• 56:16
  real fun. I'm having real fun time hanging out with all you guys.
• 56:21
  You're doing real swell over there, gang. I'm over here my dad's company,
• 56:25
  and I just want to make sure that I can get enough money,
• 56:28
  because it'd be a real sweet idea, be a real swell gang, if
• 56:30
  I could just get like a creak of hot coke or running through that You
• 56:35
  guys know that one movie. Oh man, that movie was real fun.
• 56:38
  Oh I wish I could. I wish that guy was right next to it
• 56:43
  is Okay, yeah, yeah, I spent a whole time time to remember
• 56:47
  his name. Okay, so you got twenty seconds? Oh god, Okay,
• 56:52
  So at dad's company. H yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and
• 56:59
  want money for hot Cocoa Creek one movie with the orange guys that are real
• 57:07
  swell, can we get that way walk chocolate the river style candy. Oh
• 57:14
  my god, it's beautiful, spun spun. Yeah. Jason was, indeed
• 57:20
  Bobby Newport at Sweetems, trying to raise funds for a Willy one Castyle chocolate
• 57:23
  river on his property. Yes, good, I'm just like my mom.
• 57:28
  I just kept saying, Paul rod Paul Rode struggle another great minor character.
• 57:35
  Damn yeah, yeah, yeah baby, let's just keep doing this the rest
• 57:47
  of the show. We got the microphones. No, no, no,
• 57:52
  no, say it like this, Bobby, We all got one in It's
• 57:58
  all. Yeah, that's all. I'm perfect. It's a soundscape. It's
• 58:00
  fantastic. Okay. Also was the idea that I said hot cocoa creek?
• 58:05
  Could you guys laugh? I was like, how are you? I thought
• 58:07
  of it? Of like what, you're gonna have good synonyms for here cocoa
• 58:12
  creek? That fits? Okay. Back, I wouldn't be a good eagle
• 58:17
  Tonian if I didn't point out that he said sweet, just saying, oh
• 58:22
  fuck you say sweet and I thought about it, and I did think,
• 58:25
  but the full name of the company is Sweets, and also used it in
• 58:30
  the context of not trying to explain the thing. Yeah, yeah, that's
• 58:42
  hey, I'm sorry. I want to have a fair game. I'll be
• 58:49
  just as lenient slash not lenient on your next pass, which is for Chris.
• 58:54
  Are you ready, Uldra, Yeah, let's do this. Your time
• 58:59
  starts now. I can't commit to the voice left Ron Swanson's second wife and
• 59:15
  partying at the club, yes, and attempting to get people to dance behind
• 59:24
  her, but in like the form of a lounge with with leading a congoline.
• 59:36
  Yeah, drinking so much she doesn't remember it the next morning, and
• 59:40
  and blacking out on snake juice. That's I just want to person our request.
• 59:47
  That's gonna stay in the episode or not. Next time we all get
• 59:50
  together, Matt, draft some of these for us, please, and we're
• 59:52
  gonna play for Ray. Yeah, she's gonna make for a podcast listeners.
• 1:00:04
  But it was so funny. I did dance a single person conga, but
• 1:00:07
  I was trying to be at the whole congo line my body. Folks,
• 1:00:15
  if you needed another reason to get them to become a you got it right
• 1:00:20
  here. What a cell you got. You gotta see Adre doing this.
• 1:00:25
  You gotta see the Shannigans this. We're all three for three. You've knocked
• 1:00:30
  this out the park. Yeah. Two left, we'll move on to Adam
• 1:00:35
  for Jason. Now let's see if we can keep the street going. Are
• 1:00:38
  you ready, Adam? I believe so? Okay, your time stots now,
• 1:00:44
  all right, tee, he's afresh. He is the deal, all
• 1:00:45
  right. Entertainment seven twenty all right, they're running it. Okay, So
• 1:00:50
  I know the grand openings coming up. Here's what we do. Doors open,
• 1:00:53
  everybody smells the food and then they hear it. Bounce bounce, bounce,
• 1:00:57
  bounce going okay, and I'm in the back. I've got the camera
• 1:01:02
  on. I'm working it like a remote control, like a little RC car,
• 1:01:06
  and it's flying through the place, over over the plates of food,
• 1:01:09
  over all of it. It's going through oh, all over it. Okay,
• 1:01:15
  yeah, fucking oh god, Uh what's this goddamn name? I just
• 1:01:20
  said it too? Oh god, m John Raphael is going to uh do
• 1:01:25
  a drone video for Tom's Bistro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:32
  that spot on Tom's. It's your Tomas bistro flying a drone through it,
• 1:01:37
  and it's John Ralphiel sapastin spot on. I didn't want to have to do
• 1:01:39
  the same thing, So I'm really glad that you whatever you guys are the
• 1:01:49
  fucking, fucking train wreck. This is awesome, fantastic. Okay, well,
• 1:01:57
  we've got one mall left to do. We've Chris for Auldra. Are
• 1:02:01
  you ready, Chris, I I think I'm ready. Okay, sixty seconds
• 1:02:07
  begin now. Hello there, um I my name is redacted because that is
• 1:02:14
  the type of game that we're playing today. I am at. I am
• 1:02:19
  at a location. Um that was a business owned by Tom Haverford and uh
• 1:02:25
  John Ralphao that no longer exists. Um, they went under Uh uh it
• 1:02:35
  was more for it was a conglomerate where they hired professional basketball players. Yes,
• 1:02:43
  uh and uh right now, I am talking without a thing, without
• 1:02:51
  a stick to talk in, or without people with cameras that I'm typically with.
• 1:03:00
  I'm so sorry. Five seconds tured crapply, Okay, Okay, that's
• 1:03:08
  that's the time, Ultra, the character the character is is put happily.
• 1:03:12
  Yeah. Location UM Entertainment seven twenties and what is doing that? Um?
• 1:03:21
  Interviewing, being present partying. I still didn't think you were that close,
• 1:03:25
  and it was doing a report on startups as well. Was a was a
• 1:03:29
  thing. Oh, I forgot about that part, sorry, team captain.
• 1:03:37
  No, I'm so sorry. I could have bluffed better. I could have
• 1:03:42
  filled in the pla. I fully, I fully forgot about the middle part.
• 1:03:47
  I was so focused on the without a film crew, my microphone classic
• 1:03:53
  put happily enjoyed. I enjoyed the name redacted things as you realized, it's
• 1:04:00
  just a shadow, a joke, we said before. I am so I
• 1:04:05
  should have known that. I was like, who, I know this,
• 1:04:08
  I know this, I know this. Thank you, I appreciate it.
• 1:04:12
  The training wheels were needed for me. Okay, that is the end of
• 1:04:16
  the round. Let's ask Ben to once again calculate the scores. Well,
• 1:04:20
  he'd rather calculator. It's a great punt, a right exactly exactly, and
• 1:04:29
  the accounting results are crazy. Oldra and the Douche are on fourteen points,
• 1:04:33
  but the Soldier boy Tell Hims are in the lead with sixteen points. Shit
• 1:04:39
  stending that set fart noise. Next up is round three, but first it's
• 1:04:48
  time for some ads, because how are we supposed to treat ourselves without a
• 1:04:53
  whole thirteen cents worth of ad revenue. Okay. Rounds three is called rabbit
• 1:05:05
  Hole. I've been down at Parks and Wreck Wikipedia rabbit Hole these last couple
• 1:05:10
  of weeks, and I've made a round of trivia questions about some of the
• 1:05:15
  interesting things I've found. It's very simple. In turns. I will ask
• 1:05:18
  our teams a Parks and Wreck related question, they will answer that question,
• 1:05:23
  points will be scored, and then we can all go home and move on
• 1:05:26
  with our lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, all right,
• 1:05:30
  Okay, the soldier boy tell hims here is your first question. What is
• 1:05:34
  the name of April Ludgate's aristocratic alter ego? Is it Janet Snakehole or Jeanette
• 1:05:41
  Urethra Nope, No, yeah, yeah, that's that's a point because yeah,
• 1:05:51
  we know stuff the lover of Adolph Hitler or something like that, I
• 1:05:55
  believe. So the first time Hitler's been mentioned on this park Us. Maybe
• 1:06:00
  maybe it might be another episode where Chris has showed up too. I'm not
• 1:06:08
  gonna why it was that complete confidence. Yeah, Okay, moving on over
• 1:06:18
  to crazy order in the douche. What type of animal is little Sebastian.
• 1:06:24
  Is he a mini horse or just a massive dog? He's a little horse.
• 1:06:31
  Yeah, yeah, minute, your horse gets see this is easy this
• 1:06:34
  round. Isn't it so easy? I feel like I'm being lied to?
• 1:06:40
  Yeah? This is get hotter. And they as they boil the frog,
• 1:06:45
  and the frog is us. We're the frog. Oh god, you are
• 1:06:48
  the frogs? Right now? Okay, soldier boy, tell hims. What
• 1:06:55
  is the name of the German American basketball player who appears in three episodisodes of
• 1:07:00
  Parks and Wreck. Uh death left shrimp? Yes? Is it? Yeah,
• 1:07:08
  it's got it's death left right. Are you sure? Are you sure
• 1:07:11
  it's not death left shrimp? Isn't that what I said? Oh? Did
• 1:07:15
  you not say the correct answer, which is death left shrimp? Shrimp?
• 1:07:18
  Or is it? Or? Is it? Is it? Death? Met
• 1:07:21
  shep? Is it? Is it? Doctor Shep? I know it's death
• 1:07:27
  left shamp. I know they put him on the shrimp wall because his name
• 1:07:30
  sounds like shrimp. Because up. Yeah, yeah, I'll give you a
• 1:07:34
  point for that. It's fine, you got it, You got it?
• 1:07:35
  Okay, Yeah, moving on, moving on over to the other team.
• 1:07:41
  Those dated references so funny. Next question, Duke Silver released three full length
• 1:07:51
  albums, Oh my god, name one of them? No way? Oh
• 1:07:58
  god, it's like, is one of them like making Love with Duke or
• 1:08:01
  something? It's it's not. It's not Midnight with Duke. Um, I'll
• 1:08:11
  give you the clue of think like a comedy writing team trying to come up
• 1:08:14
  with puns based on cool I was, so this really makes me feel like
• 1:08:18
  shit? Yeah, um, oh, I have a guess, but obviously
• 1:08:28
  it's I don't know. I just think it's gonna be because all of his
• 1:08:30
  fans are like so sexual. I do think it is gonna be, like
• 1:08:34
  uh, I do think Moonlight and making Love are not too far off.
• 1:08:41
  Yeah, yeah, there, it's definitely sexual innuendo with Duke's name. Yeah,
• 1:08:46
  Duke me down. That's a good guess, but it's it's not right.
• 1:08:51
  I'm gonna I'm gonna reveal the three answers now, the three albums as
• 1:08:57
  Smooth as Silva High, Duke's very Funny to Me and Memories of Now that's
• 1:09:03
  where we were getting the ms from. Yeah, ridiculously hard. Well let's
• 1:09:10
  yeah, I said his name wrong, but yeah, let's I'll have an
• 1:09:17
  equally hard question for you guys, right now, all right? Gary Gary
• 1:09:24
  Jerry slash Gary slash Larry slash Terry slash. Barry has three daughters, the
• 1:09:29
  famous one being Millicent. Yea name one of the other two? Tilly?
• 1:09:35
  No, isn't it Milly and Tilly? Um? Sure, one of them?
• 1:09:44
  I mean um um and I have nothing in the CHRISTI Briley. No,
• 1:09:59
  that's not Lillie. Milicent. No, I'm gonna call it. I
• 1:10:06
  think I'm looking for either Miriam. Oh, Gladys. Gladys No, Yeah,
• 1:10:13
  that was not up there. It wasn't like oh man, I tried
• 1:10:17
  with Mabel. Yeah, close to that, but still not enough For a
• 1:10:21
  point. I didn't even know. I didn't even know they had names.
• 1:10:25
  Yeah, don't they were just Jerry's kids. Yeah. Back over to Crazy
• 1:10:31
  Ordre and the Douche. What is the name of the only professional wrestling faction
• 1:10:38
  to ever appear on Parks and Wreck? I didn't even know this was the
• 1:10:43
  thing? Fucking what? Yeah? I should know this? Should you like
• 1:10:51
  something to kick? I don't think so. Professional wrestling factions a chance to
• 1:10:59
  catch up as well professional wrestling is it? Would it be like nWo,
• 1:11:06
  just like one of the biggest ones. It's a good good guests to faction
• 1:11:12
  Blue World Order. No, I do. Now, let's go. We'll
• 1:11:18
  go with one of the Biggins. Well, we can go with nWo because
• 1:11:21
  I can't think of any hold on, we're taking shoot? Are we talking?
• 1:11:25
  Shoot? Are we talking? KFE? Brother? Are these real?
• 1:11:30
  These real factions? KFE fuck yeah? KFE dub dub is a thing that
• 1:11:36
  I'm there's one this like kind of hillbilly extreme and that feels right. No,
• 1:11:42
  but I can't remember the Dudley's. He's saying the Dudleys. I don't
• 1:11:47
  know. I'm so sorry. The answer I was looking with no idea.
• 1:11:50
  The answer I was looking for based on Ben and Leslie's wedding is the Wyatt
• 1:11:55
  family. I was looking for the Wyatt family ship. Oh is that a
• 1:12:01
  real wrestling based on the fake Ben Wyatt's family ship? Bush listeners it,
• 1:12:15
  Matt, there has never been violence in my hat. Let's we're going to
• 1:12:23
  crack up the speed. Let's keep going back and forth, you soldier boy,
• 1:12:27
  tell him. Pawny has two major international businesses. One is sweet UM's
• 1:12:31
  and the other is Kernstan's Nipple Factory's Rubber Nipple Factory. Yeah, very good
• 1:12:39
  spot on but keep your hands to yourself, young man. I was hoping
• 1:12:41
  you'd say, rubber nipples. Just write the copy anyway. I will give
• 1:12:48
  you the point I will give you. Yeah, that was a pretty easy
• 1:12:51
  one. Good copy, don't waste it. Yeah, okay, rubbed her
• 1:12:58
  nipples because that same line of like rubbery exactly? The hell up? Man?
• 1:13:08
  Well, crazy Ultra in the douche. Here's here's another one for your
• 1:13:10
  team. One of Leslie's early boyfriends is a police officer called Dave. He's
• 1:13:15
  played by Louis c k. So what are your thoughts on that whole situation?
• 1:13:20
  Okay, cancel culture? Okay, it's ridiculous that someone can get canceled.
• 1:13:29
  And also wait, oh wait he wanted to sell last year. Oh
• 1:13:31
  he won the Madison Square Garden. Yeah, i'll give you a point.
• 1:13:38
  I'm sorry culture has to shoot ropes. Okay, yeah, I'll give you
• 1:13:45
  a point for that. I'm happy with that answer. Okay, back over
• 1:13:48
  to the others. I'd just like to say I don't actually believe any of
• 1:13:53
  those things. No, we knew you'd being sarcastic. It was okay,
• 1:13:56
  cool, cool, cool, we got yea we wanted to. I won't
• 1:14:00
  edit it out of context. Wow, Chris said these things. Soldier boy,
• 1:14:08
  tell hims who plays the role of Chris Traeger? That is correct and
• 1:14:13
  crazy? Order and the douche who plays the role of Chris Traeger when Chris
• 1:14:16
  burglarizes someone's home while smoking a joint? Is that still rock? Oh?
• 1:14:27
  Hey, hey, Adam, Hey Adam, shut the fuck up. Okay,
• 1:14:30
  how about that the benefit. I'll give you a benefit. I'll give
• 1:14:35
  you the benefit of a second read. Their previous answer was rob low,
• 1:14:42
  and then your question was who plays the role of Chris Traeger when Chris burglarizes
• 1:14:47
  someone's home while smoking a joint. I'm assuming that it's going to be like
• 1:14:58
  it's going to be a play on high and robbery. But that doesn't mean
• 1:15:02
  that I am here rob high. There's a point. Oh stupid as shit.
• 1:15:12
  Oh my god, I'm not gonna I know. That's ridiculous. I
• 1:15:17
  would like declare that up until this moment, there has not been violence in
• 1:15:24
  my house. I'll tell you what. Okay, get an extra point.
• 1:15:29
  Yeah, I won't do an extra point, but I'll do an extra question
• 1:15:31
  for a chance and an extra point, So you get an extra question in
• 1:15:35
  this round. Okay, In parks and wreck? What is wreck short for
• 1:15:42
  recreation? I'm so sorry. It's rectangles because most city parks are in the
• 1:15:47
  shape of a rectangle. It's really quite simple. This round is very simple,
• 1:15:53
  and that's the round. Ye that's too easy, So that means it's
• 1:15:59
  time. I'm for the scores. I pissed everyone off. We Hey,
• 1:16:02
  everybody sent send pictures of your penises at to Matt. He's he's a nurse,
• 1:16:10
  he was a nurse, and he can tell you if you have any
• 1:16:15
  problems. That will also raised the biggest penis. Yeah, that will cost
• 1:16:20
  twenty bucks a pop. That gets to game sitting there to me, what
• 1:16:28
  you're gonna pay twenty bucks? Okay, that's the end of the rounds.
• 1:16:31
  That means it's time for the scores. We've got the numbers, but we've
• 1:16:35
  forgotten the essence of the game. I think you've forgotten the essence. The
• 1:16:42
  essence is that it's about the cones. So crazy Uldra and the Douche are
• 1:16:49
  on seventeen cones, but the soldier boy tell Hims are on twenty cones.
• 1:16:57
  Sending that lead a little bit further. I just love that game too,
• 1:17:00
  because as someone who plays like tabletop. We all play tabletop games here.
• 1:17:03
  There's just too much going on in that game. There's dice, there's multiple
• 1:17:09
  cones, there's resources hexagons, there's a man with a tiny little shovel,
• 1:17:14
  Like what is that like? And like and then like the uh, like
• 1:17:17
  the coked up Silicon valley, like tech douche bags, fucking incredible fact like
• 1:17:27
  the human brain computer was not capable of like visualizing the micro chip without dropping
• 1:17:33
  LSD. Then being into cones of Dunshire does not surprise me. Yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Also then half of them looking a lot like us also does not surprise Oh
• 1:17:46
  yeah, this is grizzled. This is a subsidiary. Okay, So I'm
• 1:17:51
  sorry about about that round. But there were you're fucking not was equally there
• 1:17:57
  were equally unfair questions. Then it just happened one team jumped on the unfair
• 1:18:00
  questions a little better than the other. So I can't help that. Yeah,
• 1:18:04
  sure, that's what we'll say. Yes, we'll say, I think
• 1:18:10
  is sticky. Hey, Chris, on a question earlier, you literally said
• 1:18:15
  heard craply. That's like that episode of the Office when Michael's like it rhymes
• 1:18:18
  with parmeld Schwartzenegger. Hey, I don't want to hear it out of you.
• 1:18:24
  It was technically right, so you can suck my dick. Okay,
• 1:18:31
  our teams are suitably hyped up for who could win. He has three points
• 1:18:35
  in it. But let's talk whatever. He's dead to me, just this
• 1:18:40
  side note. But you'll you'll see him in the bond lights are right?
• 1:18:43
  Yeah, yeah, for sure, I mean yeah probably. Yeah. Like
• 1:18:48
  we're not We're not playing for nothing here. Let's talk prizes this episode.
• 1:18:53
  Star Prize is the concept of community. It's important to hold strong to community
• 1:18:58
  in these trying times. But if it's not on Netflix at the moment,
• 1:19:00
  you can always just watch Parks and Wreck instead. Yes, but our winning
• 1:19:04
  team will also receive the hologram phone from the twenty twenty flash forward sequence of
• 1:19:11
  Parks and Wreck because it's definitely been invented by now we all own one block
• 1:19:15
  Patreon viewers, look at my hologram phone. It's twenty twenty three. Okay,
• 1:19:20
  teams. Before we get to the quick fire round, it's time for
• 1:19:24
  one last set of ads. You can avoid these ads by supporting us on
• 1:19:28
  Patreon or by living outside of the United States. As it turns out,
• 1:19:31
  so people out there get ad free gate leapers, but we get gun violence.
• 1:19:36
  I think we know who the real winners. God you ready for this?
• 1:19:47
  Yeah? Ready for the final round? I mean fucking probably. Also
• 1:19:53
  one more plub for the patron. You don't have to, I want to
• 1:19:57
  make that clear. However, watch the video ver of this because Chris is
• 1:20:00
  also a master at looking into the camera, and it's been really great to
• 1:20:12
  watch. Not personally, I want everybody to know that I'm looking into their
• 1:20:15
  soul's good stuff. It's because I'm on a MacBook and that's just like what
• 1:20:23
  happens when you're on like nice equipment and stuff, because I'm a do you
• 1:20:28
  zoom like that? Like for work? Like? No, this is not
• 1:20:31
  my off, this is Jen's office. Oh you moved yourself into the champions
• 1:20:38
  office. I see. To give the give the feeling, try to win
• 1:20:41
  your three three points. Try Our final quick fire round is called Pulks and
• 1:20:46
  Recreation. As always, a final round will test your why to pop culture
• 1:20:51
  knowledge. This time how well you know your pop culture pigs? Not pigs
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  as in misogynists. This one isn't about Chris Pratt's it's actual pigs. Chief
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  Wigham answer, don't stop spoiling them. So in this game, I will
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  read out a request given to the parks department that offers clues to a particular
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  pop culture pig. All our players have to do is buzz in. You
• 1:21:18
  can do that by yelling out your team name. Let's do it as a
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  practice now again, So I feel like we've got to go sold your boy.
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  What Adam and Jason yell out and then the douche. The douche is
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  what Chris are gonna do? Yeah, okay, practice that at the same
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  time. Now, duly stuff. So all you have to do is buzz
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  in and say the name of the famous pig I'm referring to. But this
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  game is called Parks and Recreation. So I'm gonna need you to make a
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  little piggy noise as you do it, as you say the name of that
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  pick. So just give a little snort as you say the answer that there
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  you go exactly or that one? What what do Americans think picks? Say?
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  Yeah? What what? Pigs don't make that noise. It's because pigs
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  are very apologetic, Matt and so so I'm gone, that's the dumbest joker.
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  What kind of pigs are you hanging? Out with Jason. Okay,
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  I'm going to give you an example before I start the timer, just to
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  give you an idea. There's an odd smell in the theater and I need
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  it to be perfect from Moir's starring role in the production of The Muppet Show
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  later on. Okay, so this would be miss Piggy exactly exactly that.
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  That's all you got to do to get the point. You can interrupt me
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  by yelling out your team name at any point. Just make sure it's the
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  correct pig do you want Do you want us to snort beforehand or try to
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  as long as there's a sense now, as as long as there's a snort
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  before or after the answer, you're good. Or you can even just say
• 1:23:16
  the word oink. But I'm wanting to really play up the pig aspect here.
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  Parks and recreation guys, remember the word play. Okay, I'm going
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  to start the timer now. A good friend of mine got stuck in one
• 1:23:30
  of the honey trees in the city park. Yeah, that's gonna be either
• 1:23:35
  Audra or Chris Piglet. Yeah, you did it as a team defect stuff
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  that is Piglet type go team. Okay, I'm volunteering to organize your sheep
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  can work with dogs or farmers. But that'll do that'll Yeah, it's gonna
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  be soldier boy, probably Adam's babe. Yeah, good little pig. Okay,
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  I just got spat out of the multiverse and I'm looking for a place,
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  boy, I think, I think. Yeah, yeah, Spider Pig,
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  I'm not gonna give it to you, um, the amazing spider Pig.
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  Boy, it's two spider Ham Yes, spider Hamp Simpson. I'm so
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  sorry, two different pigs, yes, sir, Yeah, Spiderhm does not
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  do whatever Spider Pig does. Spider Ham. Fun fact, was a spider
• 1:24:44
  bit by a pig. That's real. That's quite good. Actually, I'm
• 1:24:53
  requesting a runway for personal reasons because sometimes pigs can fly. Damn it?
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  What is from douche Yeah, old dumbbo a dumbo a pig? What the
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  fuck? Oh? No, shit? Is what from toy story? It's
• 1:25:15
  not. I'm so sorry. Any idea, I have no idea. You're
• 1:25:25
  good. I'm gonna take a stab. Yes, uh, Porco Russo it
• 1:25:30
  is park Rosso Yes, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I really
• 1:25:32
  do. I have a meeting that I had to get to like five minutes
• 1:25:35
  ago. I I just have one question. Who the fuck are all these
• 1:25:43
  pig characters? And why do you guys know them? I knew parcar Rosso.
• 1:25:48
  We put captains on this game, Chris. Let's let's keep testing that
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  to pop culture knowledge. Comrade. If you could clear some space in city
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  Park so I could speak to my people, that would be great. I'll
• 1:26:02
  need a podium and stairs as four legs good, two legs better. I'm
• 1:26:08
  definitely not Stalin Douche. Yeah, yes, Chris, it's the pig from
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  Animal Farm. I don't remember his name. Yeah, I'm gonna give you
• 1:26:16
  it said the pig from Animal Farm. It's Napoleon the Pig. You've got
• 1:26:20
  it? Yeah, I thought so too. Okay, remember him. It's
• 1:26:25
  gonna go for the pig from Animal Tell Yeah, I read that book in
• 1:26:29
  eighth grade. What's up? Okay? Next one. This is a warning
• 1:26:35
  don't interfere in ours or the bosses plans or heel shred yah. Also,
• 1:26:40
  you can find some heavy music social boy years. Is it uh bebop and
• 1:26:47
  or rock Steady? Oh? Fuck you man, I think it's Beebop?
• 1:26:55
  Is the pig? It is nice? Okay, your next pig. See
• 1:27:01
  what you've got There is a classic broken vending machine. Take some loose change
• 1:27:05
  from my slot. Soldier boy. Yeah, Ham, yep, it's Ham,
• 1:27:15
  good stuff. Next one, I'm in need of assistance. I was
• 1:27:19
  purchased by a professional wrestler and given a very loving life. And oh yes,
• 1:27:28
  oh hey, And now here's the problem, as I cannot remember a
• 1:27:30
  pig's name right now? U given three seconds. Okay, I've been very
• 1:27:35
  cruel to walk, so I'm going to give you three seconds to answer.
• 1:27:40
  Yeah, I don't. I don't have it. Oh and pass it over
• 1:27:45
  Larry Steve. Perfect, It is Larry Steve. The my my cousin had
• 1:27:51
  a had a pig named Fred, and Fred and Larry like that. That
• 1:27:56
  space is occupied by Fred and my brain? Yeah pretty yeah? Was it
• 1:28:00
  also a tiny pig that turned out to be a massive pig as they all
• 1:28:03
  do? Hello, Yes, I'm an entitled little British pig and I'd like
• 1:28:10
  a park Soldier boy. Yes, Pepper Pig. It is Pepper Pig.
• 1:28:15
  Yes, Tom Jason, you know your pick pigs and pop culture? What
• 1:28:20
  is happening? Yeah, all right, we're gonna get a little more obscure.
• 1:28:26
  There are only so many pigs. Help, I'm being hunted by upwards
• 1:28:30
  of three dozen Greek heroes. They think it's a sport. I blame theseus.
• 1:28:36
  Yes, Soldra the I think it's the Caledonian boar. It is the
• 1:28:43
  Caledonian ball go team captain. Yeah, I am an American supermarket chain that
• 1:28:53
  operates throughout the South. That's what you did to buzzing is my achilles.
• 1:29:14
  I don't okay, quick before the buzzer. Help help. I'm about to
• 1:29:20
  be butchered, grilled, and eaton by Ron Swanson at the annual Partial Oh
• 1:29:25
  yes, yes, I know you're I know you're laughing. But Tom is
• 1:29:29
  his given Christian name. That's a perfect quote. There's the buzzer, perfect
• 1:29:34
  way to end the round and the game. But it was close. I
• 1:29:39
  let you down, Chris. There was there was several times where you were
• 1:29:49
  our only hope. I didn't know shit straight, didn't know any of those.
• 1:29:57
  I'm so sorry. Layap pork ghana pork guns. That's when a radioactively
• 1:30:06
  or gonas a pig. Oh fantastic. Before we get to the final scores,
• 1:30:15
  I'd like to thank our players, us all being here at the same
• 1:30:18
  time. It is the greatest thing that's happened in the history of America.
• 1:30:24
  I don't if you remember that quote from the finale. I just I tried
• 1:30:27
  making a reference and it got the least response to this entire episode. In
• 1:30:31
  the episode, I was just thinking everyone should be friends with my friend emotionally
• 1:30:40
  pretty good. Man. Just read the whole last episode table table read.
• 1:30:53
  Oh my god, are we doing this? Oh my god, Oh my
• 1:30:58
  god, Oh my god, Adam, have you got anything to promote?
• 1:31:02
  I have in my notes here. You're building a PC, that's something.
• 1:31:05
  Yeah, I'm I'm attempting. I have all the parts now, and this
• 1:31:11
  is a scary part because I've bottled the expensive parts of the toy and now
• 1:31:15
  I have to put it together. And this is the part that I can
• 1:31:17
  fuck up. So you know, I just pour a bottle of wine and
• 1:31:21
  put this thing together. See what happens. Yeah, yeah, You've got
• 1:31:27
  all of our well wishes and good luck with that. Try not to electricate
• 1:31:30
  yourself too much. Yeah, no, not too much, just a little
• 1:31:33
  bit. Keep things exciting, Chris, anything anything to promote? Uh No,
• 1:31:40
  I'm actually living off the grid. I have I don't even have electricity
• 1:31:45
  or running water at my house. So I have nothing to promote or anything
• 1:31:48
  to electrict yourself with, yeah, or anything to electricate myself. I am
• 1:31:54
  living slowly off of shooting fish in rivers Us like Ron Swanson. Perfect,
• 1:32:00
  incredible, Perfect. That's a great lifestyle to promote. Jason, you're painting
• 1:32:05
  some minis. I can see those. You can find them on my Instagram
• 1:32:09
  page ad Zenflow painting perfect posted in a while. It's okay, that's okay.
• 1:32:14
  The Instagram stays there. Yeah. Yeah, I look through all the
• 1:32:15
  stuff that you've painted. Yeah, up until previously. Yes, Ultra.
• 1:32:18
  Do you have anything to to promote? I feel like I've asked everyone else
• 1:32:23
  and other than Gateleapers the very podcast you're on, that's pointless promoting right now?
• 1:32:27
  Do you want to promote life goodness? Yeah? I don't know.
• 1:32:32
  Be kind to each other, go out there and meet people and build friendships.
• 1:32:38
  That's great. There we go. Also, we have a Patreon.
• 1:32:41
  Yeah, you can check out for the video if you want to see me
• 1:32:45
  being one person Congo line and speaking of a huge thank you to Ash and
• 1:32:51
  Adam would for their continued support at the highest tier on Patreon. I get
• 1:32:56
  to thank Adam live on the show, so I'm going to do that right
• 1:32:59
  now. Thank you. Well, of course, Hi, everybody listen to
• 1:33:04
  this show called Gately Bruce my friends to check it out. Very matter,
• 1:33:10
  I love it. Okay, let's get to the final scores. I think
• 1:33:14
  listeners who've been keeping track might know which way this has gone, so I
• 1:33:17
  won't build up too much tension. Crazy Ordre and the Douche finish on a
• 1:33:23
  pretty high scoring considering twenty one, still getting above twenty points. Very good,
• 1:33:29
  and that is considering the efforts of both Adam in the improv round and
• 1:33:32
  Jason in the quick fire round. Because Soldier boy Tell Hims win today's show
• 1:33:36
  with a final score of twenty eight. Who really great? I mean to
• 1:33:51
  be a long way to twenty for me. Oh god, I'm looking forward
• 1:33:57
  to your next seven to nine appearances. I've got it. I love being
• 1:34:04
  here, we love having you here. And this has been gate Leapers.
• 1:34:09
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• 1:34:24
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• 1:34:28
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• 1:34:31
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• 1:34:35
  until then, I leave you with these closing words from Andy Dwyer. I
• 1:34:41
  have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really,
• 1:34:44
  really well. So go out there and have the same blind confidence as an
• 1:34:47
  uneducated white dude. Have a lovely two weeks. Goodbye,