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Keep your glass eye in! Please! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Jessie.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have a fake hair story.
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  Speaker 2: I do not, but let me tell you about the
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  Speaker 2: fake eyeball.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 2: I was in high school, and I was leading worship
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  Speaker 2: at a summer camp, and I'm up there doing my thing,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm looking out at the audience, and all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden, I'm like, what did I just see? So
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  Speaker 2: this kid, he's probably like 12 years old, and he
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  Speaker 2: pops out his eyeball and puts it.
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  Speaker 3: In his mouth.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, I did not see this.
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  Speaker 2: Not only that, he starts to choke on it and
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  Speaker 2: hats it up and it starts rolling across the floor.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm in the meantime, like, open the eyes of
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  Speaker 2: my heart. What? Trying to keep up with the song.
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  Speaker 2: It was the most insane thing I ever saw. I
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  Speaker 2: ended up just like ending it in a prayer and
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  Speaker 2: going in the back and laughing my head off.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Did we catch the eyeball from rolling away into the unknown?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, he played with that eyeball all week.
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  Speaker 5: It was disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of get popping it out. I don't get
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  Speaker 3: putting it in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do too. Like you get a little.
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  Speaker 5: Dust on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't. It was just, it was, I could
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  Speaker 2: not believe what I was witnessing.
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  Speaker 1: I used to do this thing where you pretend to
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  Speaker 1: take your eyeball out, you know, and you put it
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth and you go with your tongue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Right? This kid did it for real.
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  Speaker 3: You guys know the bit I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I used to do it when I was a
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  Speaker 6: kid all the time. Well, Jessie, we started off with
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  Speaker 6: a fake hair. Then we went to a fake eyeball.
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  Speaker 6: We have another fake body part. Jessie, thanks for calling in. Christina,
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  Speaker 6: how is this turning this way? Christina, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your fake body part story?
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  Speaker 5: I have a story about a fake leg or legs. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: So my mom has a prosthetic leg, and over the years,
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  Speaker 5: they have to swap out and give you new ones.
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  Speaker 5: And she has about four or five legs sitting in
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  Speaker 5: her closet at her house that are very expensive, mind you.
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  Speaker 5: These things are like $ 250, 000. Whoa, whoa. And we can't
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  Speaker 5: figure out what to do with them. So I told
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  Speaker 5: my kids just last night that we should put them
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  Speaker 5: out for Halloween in the front yard. and put plants
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  Speaker 5: in the top of them and make people think that
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  Speaker 5: they're plant stands.
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  Speaker 1: Those are expensive plant stands. Right, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Expensive Halloween decor in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that turned into, they're too expensive if they get stolen.
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  Speaker 5: So let's put them in the backyard in the planter,
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  Speaker 5: and then we'll just plant some flowers in the top.
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  Speaker 2: Of the leg.
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  Speaker 5: And I'll remember my mom forever.
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  Speaker 1: Can you send us a picture of all the fake
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  Speaker 1: legs together?
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  Speaker 5: Um, yeah, they're in her closet. I'll have to send
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  Speaker 5: you a picture when I.
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  Speaker 1: Go over to the house.
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  Speaker 3: If you went over there and you did not know
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  Speaker 3: and you opened up that closet looking for a vacuum,
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  Speaker 3: you would freak out. You'd be like, what is going
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  Speaker 3: on here?
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  Speaker 5: Exactly. I often wonder what happens when they get, like,
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  Speaker 5: sprayed for bugs and stuff. You know, strangers going into
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  Speaker 5: the closet.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Christina, thank you for sharing that fake leg story.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Tim. You have a fake body parts story?
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  Speaker 4: I need to know if the eyeball dude's name was Sean.
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  Speaker 4: Because I grew up with a kid named Sean. He
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  Speaker 4: had a fake eyeball, and he always used to pop
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  Speaker 4: it out, put it in his mouth. He was always
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  Speaker 4: sucking on it. He was always doing all this weird-ass
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  Speaker 4: crap with it.
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  Speaker 5: Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, there can't be.
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  Speaker 4: Is this like a thing that you do when you
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  Speaker 4: have a fake eyeball?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I was wondering myself. I think if you're
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  Speaker 6: a kid and you have a fake eyeball, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 6: probably something you do. I mean, this was high school.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see.
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  Speaker 6: Do you have the eyeball lady's number? Did you get
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  Speaker 6: her number? The lady that called in for the eyeball?
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  Speaker 1: The head of the fake eyeball? Yeah, we want to
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  Speaker 1: call her back real quick. Hold on, Tim.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on. Hang up.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to call her back and see if.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 3: This is the only follow-through we've ever done on anything,
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  Speaker 3: by the way. This right here. Jesse, we must know.
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  Speaker 3: Seeing if the eyeball kid's name was Sean.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, we are going to play Minute to
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  Speaker 1: Win It, so we do need a contestant. 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 6: We also got Kanye tickets. We also got frigging Disney tickets.
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  Speaker 6: Lots going on. We also got Harry Styles tickets in
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  Speaker 6: an hour.
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  Speaker 3: We've got any, like, what you have to warn people
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  Speaker 3: about your body stories. We're all over that. When you
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  Speaker 3: meet somebody, you've got to give them a warning about
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  Speaker 3: your body part.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go, Tim. Here we go. All right, so, Tim,
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  Speaker 1: hold on. We're going to patch you through with Jesse. Jesse. Hello?
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear Tim just now?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Tim, go ahead and ask Jesse the question.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so I went to school with a kid. His
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  Speaker 4: name was Sean, and he had a fake eyeball. And
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  Speaker 4: he was always putting it in his mouth. It'd slip out.
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  Speaker 4: It'd fall on his desk. It'd roll across the floor,
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  Speaker 4: just like you're talking about. And then he got, like,
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  Speaker 4: this half fake eye, so it stopped rolling around. But, like,
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  Speaker 4: he was always still popping it out and, like, showing people, like,
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  Speaker 4: that was his thing. So was this dude's name Sean
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  Speaker 4: by any chance?
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  Speaker 2: I really don't know his name. I mean, he was
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  Speaker 2: a camper.
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  Speaker 5: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was a counselor.
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  Speaker 5: So he was like 12.
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  Speaker 2: I was like 17.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's just say his name is Sean. What year
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  Speaker 1: was this?
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  Speaker 2: I was just going to say, I'm trying to think.
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  Speaker 2: So this would have been like in the mid to
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  Speaker 2: late 90s. I'm old.
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  Speaker 4: So I went to high school and I graduated in 98.
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  Speaker 3: That works.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That lines up.
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  Speaker 4: And he was like, you know, I don't know, probably 20. 16,
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  Speaker 4: 17 or whatever when I graduated, or not when I graduated,
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  Speaker 4: but when I graduated.
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  Speaker 1: At that age.
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  Speaker 4: So it could have been him.
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  Speaker 3: It could have been him. It's Sean.
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  Speaker 1: It is him.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Was he tall? Did he have like brown or as
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  Speaker 4: blonde as you?
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  Speaker 1: He was missing an eye.
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  Speaker 4: How about that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this could have been in rural Northern California.
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  Speaker 4: It's a possibility.
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  Speaker 1: It's a possibility.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. I graduated in Arizona, but I mean, Maybe he
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  Speaker 4: moved here. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I got to say there's probably more than one person
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  Speaker 1: missing an eye. Okay. What color was the eyeball? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: that can narrow it down. Hazel.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Obviously there's a need for some sort of an app
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  Speaker 6: for people that are missing body parts where they can unite.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, like a dating app.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you guys. Thank you both. We'll call it
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  Speaker 1: Liam instead of Tinder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thanks for calling again.
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  Speaker 1: You got it, guys.
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  Speaker 6: You guys.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: We got a minute to win it.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't our listeners the best?
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  Speaker 1: Bye, you guys. Thank you, Tim. Thanks, Jessie. Julianne, good morning. Julianne?
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  Speaker 5: My name is Sue.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Sue-Anne. Oh, Sue-Anne.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. My screen says Julianne. And since this is
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  Speaker 6: $ 1, 000 on the line, I'm just kidding. Well, Sue-Anne, what
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  Speaker 6: are you doing right now?
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  Speaker 5: I'm driving to work.
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  Speaker 1: Where do you work? What part of town?
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  Speaker 5: I work in Chandler for Elite Shutters and Blinds.
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  Speaker 1: Yay!
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  Speaker 3: You tell Dave we miss him. We need him back
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  Speaker 3: on our show.
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  Speaker 5: I will tell him.
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  Speaker 6: Can I tell you, before we get into Minute to
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  Speaker 6: Win It, that Elite Shutters and Blinds are some of
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  Speaker 6: the most first-class people in service I've ever worked with.
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  Speaker 6: They've done our blinds in our kitchen, and anytime there's
• 7:11
  Speaker 6: any kind of issue, they come back and they fix it.
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  Speaker 6: Just fantastic people. You work for good people, Sue Ann.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 5: I really love my job.
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  Speaker 1: Unless you're going in today to quit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I hope not.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Because she's going to be so rich after she has $ 1, 000.
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  Speaker 1: Here you go. This is your shot at $ 1, 000. Okay. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: wrong one. Okay, Sue Ann, 60 seconds on the clock.
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  Speaker 3: You get all 10 of these right. You get $ 1, 000.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 7:45
  Speaker 3: What headphone brand is owned partially by Dr.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Dre? Beats. What U.S.
• 7:54
  Speaker 3: President is depicted on the $ 50 bill?
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  Speaker 1: Jackson.
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: It is Grant, Ulysses S. Grant. Grant. I believe the
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  Speaker 3: 18th president, 18th?
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  Speaker 1: I said Jackson, too. Oh, that's the 20th. Sue Ann,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry.
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  Speaker 6: You are going away with a gift card to Del Taco.
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  Speaker 2: Love it.
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  Speaker 5: There's one right by my work.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome. And tell Dave from Ulysses Blines we said hi.
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  Speaker 1: Really appreciate him.
• 8:24
  Speaker 4: He's a good guy.
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  Speaker 5: I definitely will, and thanks for letting me play today.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: You got it. You got it. Hold on the line.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say, Kyle? You thought it was who?
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  Speaker 3: Graham.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: I knew it was a Graham. Graham.
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  Speaker 2: Something.
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: Graham.
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  Speaker 3: That's his first name. He's like a casual president. Graham.
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  Speaker 3: That's what his.
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: Friends called him.
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: Graham.
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  Speaker 1: He's like the short version.