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Travis Swift | Son of a Boy Dad #135 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, we're doing probably three episodes a week by then.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so we're doing two episodes a week. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if we made that very clear. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 4: last we did the live one. If you guys missed it,
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  Speaker 4: there was a live episode that we did on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: in the future.
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  Speaker 1: People are like like, oh, like, it's nice to see
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  Speaker 1: road in SaaS, Like I remember Roden SaaS. Yeah, It's like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing shit every fucking Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm working way more now than I
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  Speaker 4: was when I was on the app.
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  Speaker 1: People are like, I remember you here? Yeah, Like what
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  Speaker 1: is it? Sasquatch?
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  Speaker 4: A bunch of fool asses is what it is?
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  Speaker 1: At the third word now fells.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So that's that we're here.
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  Speaker 1: We're back in this bitch Monday episode. It's been a
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  Speaker 1: while since we haven't had a guest on a Monday.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's hard to not have guests because we
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  Speaker 4: just have two many people just knocking at the door
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  Speaker 4: trying to fucking be on the show.
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  Speaker 1: I know I have to create you get it, the biggest.
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  Speaker 4: Podcast in the company. They all get your shot.
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  Speaker 1: In due time. But I have to like fucking lie
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  Speaker 1: to people, tell them that I'm busy, tell double booked,
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  Speaker 1: like Howie Mandel's coming off, that Ryan Seacrest is coming
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  Speaker 1: on or something.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's a high demand situation that we're in right now.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like I haven't got to just talk
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  Speaker 1: to you, bro. I feel like I haven't been able
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  Speaker 1: to just chop it up, just me and you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what you've been doing, man, what
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  Speaker 1: your hobbies are, what you've been getting getting into with
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  Speaker 1: your life?
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  Speaker 4: Just a lot, dude. I am fucking hanging on by
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  Speaker 4: a thread right now. I am a shell of a man.
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  Speaker 4: I met like that. I'm at that tire where it's
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  Speaker 4: just you're just numb the brain feeling you're sharing. Fucking yeah,
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  Speaker 4: sound machine going on inside of it.
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  Speaker 1: You have no fresh thoughts.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm fucking wiped. And I think it's also because I
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  Speaker 4: went to the gym this morning, which really set me back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get your that'll ring your brain out.
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  Speaker 1: How was it getting back on the on the sticks? Bad?
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  Speaker 4: It was rough. I was saying this before, but I did,
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  Speaker 4: Uh didn't warm up enough, went in, decided to do
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  Speaker 4: some dead lifts. I had like, I had a whole plan.
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  Speaker 4: I have like a workout plan that I'm doing for the.
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  Speaker 1: Next Would you see it on TikTok No?
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  Speaker 4: No, god no, I got my sources.
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  Speaker 1: Uh weightlifting dot com, bodybuilding dot com.
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  Speaker 4: All read it, brother, Now this one actually UH found
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  Speaker 4: this on This is literally just like a eight day
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  Speaker 4: plan for.
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  Speaker 1: This is under r slash Bodybuilding.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell website is this muscle and strength.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a good combo.
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  Speaker 4: But I've I've found a lot of workouts on there
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  Speaker 4: in the past, but now I kind of like know
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  Speaker 4: what to do. But I I'm just doing this for
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  Speaker 4: like eight days to just kind of get to wipe
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  Speaker 4: the rust off, you know. But I kept on looking
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  Speaker 4: at him like, I don't think it's really rust at
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  Speaker 4: this point. I think it's just I don't have like
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  Speaker 4: it's not like I'm like, oh, I'm a little rusty.
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  Speaker 4: I have started I worked out in years.
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  Speaker 1: You're not knock knocking the rust off of the statue.
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  Speaker 1: You have like a block of brick that you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to But it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And everyone's like, well, this, look the muscle will
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  Speaker 4: come back way faster this time. And I'm like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if that's how that this is gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: It's not coming back out there.
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  Speaker 4: It's nothing to come back from.
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  Speaker 1: And it's an idea right now if you're at the
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  Speaker 1: brainstorming phase exactly.
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  Speaker 4: So we'll see how long it lasts. I hopefully a
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  Speaker 4: while you know. It's just like, I've seen a lot
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  Speaker 4: of pictures of myself that I haven't been happy about,
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  Speaker 4: and you can only really blame the angles and the
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  Speaker 4: lighting so many times until you're like, oh, that's just me.
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  Speaker 1: They've taken every angle.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly above below left. For a while, I was like, a,
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  Speaker 4: my face is just fat. It's from drinking. I'm just
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  Speaker 4: getting fat in the face. And then time passes and
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  Speaker 4: you're like, oh shit, my body is really fat too.
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  Speaker 4: But that's all coming around.
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  Speaker 1: That's also a trick that the summer plays on you
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  Speaker 1: because you're wearing these thin ass T shirts and oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw the opportunity to wear the black jacket.
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  Speaker 1: Today and it looks you look slim, right, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 4: Well. That's because I fucking hit the gym this morning
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  Speaker 4: and it was an abusive weightlifting session.
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  Speaker 1: Usually went screaming.
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  Speaker 4: It was begging for mercy. I felt bad. I thought
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  Speaker 4: they were gonna kick me out because you were going
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  Speaker 4: so hard.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was breaking the weights, screaming with two point fifty Yeah, hilarious,
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  Speaker 4: the thirty pound dumbbells.
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  Speaker 1: Going to failure with thirty pound dumbell presses.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, going to failure today. It was kind of
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  Speaker 4: like going to failure though. I mean, so what I
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  Speaker 4: was saying earlier was I went and I didn't warm
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  Speaker 4: up enough at all when I did deadlifts one thirty five.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of a lot.
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  Speaker 4: It's not I used to be able to deadlift two
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  Speaker 4: twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're a fucking hoss hou Yeah, form though, that's.
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  Speaker 4: Where that's what the form is great. So I did
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  Speaker 4: the octagon thing I think that you stand inside of
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  Speaker 4: oh yeah, And because that one, that's the only one
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  Speaker 4: that I've ever been able to do where I know
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  Speaker 4: I have good form because I can feel it where
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  Speaker 4: I'm supposed to feel it instead of just doing it
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  Speaker 4: with the straight barbell and you're like, yeah, this is
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  Speaker 4: definitely I don't think I'm supposed to be feling this
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  Speaker 4: in my lower back as much.
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  Speaker 1: As you literally like poco.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So I was like, I'm not gonna do that.
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  Speaker 4: So I just did the octagon one and it felt good.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I went into one thirty five, did ten reps.
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  Speaker 4: By like the tenth rep, I was like pretty gassed,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, all right, this feels good. Put
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  Speaker 4: the thing down and I walk off the platform and
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  Speaker 4: just every single muscle below my waist just locks, just
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  Speaker 4: locked in, cramps everywhere, dude, literally like every single part
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  Speaker 4: of my body, like my toes are cramping.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazy. Your body probably thought you were dying
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  Speaker 1: a dude.
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  Speaker 4: My body went into shock.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you like swim to shore after like
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  Speaker 1: a boat up there, a boat accident or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: and your body just completely locks it.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, it wasn't I thought I was gonna go down.
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  Speaker 1: We can give oxygen to your brain or to your
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  Speaker 1: legs right now.
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  Speaker 4: So I had to stretch more and then I went
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  Speaker 4: back and it it got better.
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  Speaker 1: That's how Dion almost lost a foot, I know, dude,
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  Speaker 1: That's how Coach Prime was.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to call Prime and be like, what do
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  Speaker 4: you think I should do?
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  Speaker 1: Ye?
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  Speaker 4: What do you what? Are you running? Hunter?
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  Speaker 1: Him up at the bar?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, get me on Travis Hunter's injury program.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a hyperbaric chamber. Get the fucking boots down.
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  Speaker 4: You got those big ass boots. Things look insane.
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  Speaker 1: Pat Bev has his daughter in the boots right now.
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  Speaker 1: His daughter tore her a c L and he just
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  Speaker 1: like posted an instagram of her in like two too Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why do you have two boots if she tore one
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  Speaker 1: of the a cl.
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  Speaker 4: Does those those things actually do anything?
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea what they do. I got one
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  Speaker 1: once at that the stretching place I go to. You're like,
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  Speaker 1: you can like hang out upside down and get like
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  Speaker 1: boots on. Yeah, you come fifteen minutes early, so I
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  Speaker 1: think they just squeeze you.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to use uh, I would expect the gym
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  Speaker 4: that I go to, since that's so goddamn expensive. I
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  Speaker 4: thought it was gonna have like a thera gun, So
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna try and find a their gun and
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  Speaker 4: just kind of blow up my hamstrings, get them nice
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  Speaker 4: and fresh.
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  Speaker 1: A thera gun can It can make you feel higher
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  Speaker 1: than some drugs, exactly. A thra gun and a foam
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  Speaker 1: roller can make you feel like.
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  Speaker 4: I ended up pham rolling. But I don't like foam
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  Speaker 4: rolling you. That's a workout. That's a workout in itself. Dude,
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  Speaker 4: you look like a hole your body up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, teetering on a way to roll yourself back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: That's you can't do that ship in public, No, it
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  Speaker 1: looks insane. You have to do it in the privacy
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  Speaker 1: of your own home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then of course I go up to stretch
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  Speaker 4: after my workout. I was gonna I did some abs
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  Speaker 4: because I'm really just trying to just trying to narrow down,
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  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Doing abs at this point
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  Speaker 4: is just like that you're yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You're tricking yourself. There has nothing to do with your
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  Speaker 1: abdominal muscles. Like you're you're gonna get a bicep through
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  Speaker 1: your abs.
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  Speaker 4: And there's five inches of fat over the abs. I
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  Speaker 4: don't think you need to be hitting abs.
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  Speaker 1: I need to do abs on like the front of
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  Speaker 1: my abs, the side of my abs, the back of
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  Speaker 1: my abs. Dude, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 4: I was cracking up while doing the I was doing.
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  Speaker 4: I did crunches and leg raises, and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: this is just fucking useless, dude, there's no reason for me.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody does it on their first day back. Though. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a fucking six pack. It's impossible to
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  Speaker 1: get a six pack.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: I'll never get a six pack. I just want to
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  Speaker 4: slim back down.
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  Speaker 1: But because I don't even know if that's apps, that's
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  Speaker 1: like just walking on a treadmill or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Say, you know what, man, they say abs are made
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  Speaker 4: in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, you need to just eat a stalk of broccoli.
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  Speaker 4: And I did order a bunch of fucking Project Rock
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  Speaker 4: shirts online though hardest worker in the room, blood sweat,
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  Speaker 4: respect a lot of that gear.
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  Speaker 1: I've been ordering Mark Wahlberg's gear.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, is that shit called what is it called
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  Speaker 4: detention or something?
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  Speaker 1: He's like one like sassy word. Yeah, it's like one
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  Speaker 1: like fucking dumb.
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  Speaker 4: Ass prays up, bless up, bless up, pray up.
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  Speaker 1: What does he say, pray pray up, prayers up, municipal
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  Speaker 1: some stupid ass fucking word.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta get that ship. Today. I went in. I
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  Speaker 4: went in and it's like the old I am my
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  Speaker 4: old guy fit on fucking Patriots sweatshirt and sweatpants.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just trying to sweat it all out. That's
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  Speaker 4: what I need. That'll help me lose twenty pounds. Just
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  Speaker 4: sweat it all out.
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  Speaker 1: With the foot off. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like raw eggs and I can swish around and chug.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have like one massive gallon that I could
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  Speaker 1: carry my water.
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  Speaker 4: In over your headphones, over the hoodie, yeah, over the.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, shake up the creatine and the ship so everybody
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  Speaker 1: sees my skinny ass. Yeah, protein shakes are making me
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  Speaker 1: so much fatter.
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  Speaker 4: Oh dude, Yeah, you gotta be careful of those.
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  Speaker 1: Things, especially like the forty two ounce ones that're like
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  Speaker 1: there are the forty two grams of protein. Rather they
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  Speaker 1: the ones that taste good are fucking so delicious that
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  Speaker 1: there's no chance that they could be building any muscle
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  Speaker 1: for me or making me any more healthy.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, they say the best thing to do is
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  Speaker 4: just to have food, like food like strawberry. Protein from
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  Speaker 4: chicken is always going to be better for you than
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  Speaker 4: protein from a protein shake. But protein shakes are pretty
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  Speaker 4: It's a supplement, so it's you're just like adding it
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  Speaker 4: on when you can't reach your protein goals for the day.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really have a protein goal right now, though,
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to eat healthy and.
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  Speaker 1: Supposed to be what three x your body weight.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll like to get in around anywhere from five
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  Speaker 4: hundred to one thousand grams of protein a day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm on like a four fifty in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: four fifty mid day, so I'll wind up at just
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  Speaker 1: shy of like, you know, thirteen thirteen hundred grands of
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  Speaker 1: protein a day. But that's me.
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  Speaker 4: My bo My friend was he's trying to get like
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  Speaker 4: big right now, and he he asks me for advice,
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  Speaker 4: which I'm like, dude, you're asking the wrong guy at
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  Speaker 4: this point, but you do. Like I'm like, if you're
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  Speaker 4: trying to get big, drink thirty beers every day and
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  Speaker 4: then you'll get big.
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  Speaker 1: That's what.
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  Speaker 4: If you're looking to get big like me, eat only
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  Speaker 4: candy and then drink twenty beers a night.
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  Speaker 1: Have fried food while your body's in a state of stress.
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  Speaker 4: And then sleep for three hours a day and fly
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  Speaker 4: every single weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Panic eat, like, pay attention to something else while you're eating. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's one of the best ways to
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  Speaker 1: get fat. Is like you're like looking at a video
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  Speaker 1: while you're just shoving food into your mouth and your
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  Speaker 1: idea how much.
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  Speaker 4: You ate eating while driving. I'll go to the I'll
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  Speaker 4: go to like the gas station, get snacks, and then
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  Speaker 4: you're just tearing through the snacks the whole way.
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  Speaker 1: I'll finish my fast food before I've left the park.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll just inhale it before I've left the
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  Speaker 1: rest stop.
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  Speaker 4: So you're like, now I feel good. Now I feel
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  Speaker 4: ready to.
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  Speaker 1: Go, just sitting as the calories take.
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  Speaker 4: Worst I ever had. It was on the way I
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: drove back to Massachusetts. This was like two years ago.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: I just moved apartments in the city and I used
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: my mom's car and I had to drive it back
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: to take an Amtrak back and I got Wendy's spicy
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: chicken nuggets. Oh yeah, dude, fire shooting out of my
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: asshole within thirty minutes. Really like had to pull over
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: and shit.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the product of a bad Wendy's
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: deep fryer and not the product, not the fresh, never
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: frozen product that went, not the delicious, fresh, never frozen
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: product that Wendy's just slinging, because there's no way that
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: those nuggets are going to do that to you independently, dude.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: And it elsy white meat chicken.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: They're spicy and it was hot coming out. Yeah, like lava.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: That's the thing before that you ate. That was the
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: that's what you always say. I don't know if I
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: believe it. I kind of do, but I don't.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know, because sometimes you can eat something and
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: like you'll throw it up three days later, like your
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: body just wouldn't digest it.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: I've had some I don't want to get into details,
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: but I've had some shits where it you know, it's
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: coming out anyway in full, Like a full cheeseburger comes
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: out of my ass.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Like three sticky chicken fingers come out still coated in
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: like the sweet honey garlic.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: It's literally what it is.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: It just comes out better looking than when it went into.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: There's a couple of foods that I can list off
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: that come out in full, and I think it's like
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: my body just isn't processed like.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: A French magician, like a mime who like puts it
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: in and like pulls.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: It out and it's all. It's all like nuts and seeds,
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: sunflower seeds comes out in full.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: And that's probably full your body telling you, like, hey,
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: knock it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: Off, knock it off.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Peanuts, almonds you're putting, you're putting like leaded gas in full?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Are that needs yeah, exact unlet a gas into a
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: car that needs to let a gas.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: I should probably just go to the doctor and figure
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: out what's wrong with my stomach. That would probably save
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: me a lot of problems.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote down the name of the test that
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to take the other day, and I feel
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: like I got the genetic methylation test.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what does that do? Like a gluten everything. Yeah,
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm definitely I know I have a gluten intolerance,
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: and I know I probably.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Uh cheese, cheese, probably two cheese doesn't.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Really get me bad. It's always just gluten like bread.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I had a Philly cheese steak with like double cheese
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: on on Monday when we were down with Pat Bev,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: and for three straight days it was it was.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, I can't eat that shit anymore.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if it was bread or the cheese.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: It's got to be the oil.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's everything. It's And now when I go
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: on the road, I'll get like like when I was
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: in Arlington, I just got this fucking flatbread pizza and
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I would have like two slices of it because I'm like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: that's it's pretty simple. It's it's just cheese, bread, just tomatoes.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Fast for the weekend.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't eat the fucking the buffalo bites and
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: the fucking the Philly cheese steaks and the cheeseburds. I mean,
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: those are things that blow me up. Yeah. I mean
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: it's like the worst stomach problems.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: At least you're on a fast track towards getting it healthy.
• 17:19
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  Speaker 1: You've been ripping the Hello fresh, I've been eating healthy.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I've been eating a lot of like meal kit things,
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: and uh you know, I'm eating veggies for the first
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: time in fucking forever.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Veggies will make you glow from the inside.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Today. I had broccoli, had brocoli this morning.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: And that's, honestly, that how you're gonna get your little
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: six pack.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Oh exactly, that's how you're.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Gonna get Yeah, I got I got it. I just
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: got to get down to it.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, We're going back to the roots on this episode.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: It's becoming a fitness podcast again.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: We are We're back in.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: That's how it started. The podcast started as a fitness show.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: It's what we care about. Yeah, I had to take
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks off. Anyway, I'm back in that bitch, you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Have to take a couple of weeks off or just
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: I was, Yeah, I get the mind right.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Just there, I popped the tire. Been there, I popped
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the love hand.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Don't forget to hit mobility training, brother.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: You know I hit that every morning. Yeah, ten minutes.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Cossack squats ten minutes, Bro Doggins is up to an
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: hour a day of just pure stretching.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I did the it's fun to do while you're watching football.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: That's when I was like, foam rolling, We're not fun
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that sounds awful, Dan. That can't be fun
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: to do while watching football.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: It takes me back to when I was living in
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: football or when I was living in Old City. I
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: would watch football with fucking back to Old City. I
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: was living we are you fucking though? You should get
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: it ackenberg on Uh. I was living in an old
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: city with my boy JJ, who is a marine, and
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I would like stretch and like it probably annoyed the
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: fuck at him. I'd be like laying on the floor,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: like stretching my hamstring. Yeah, and he was he's sick,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: but he was like a boxer and he like talks
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: like Rocky like he was a sick accent. And I
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: started like stretching my hamstrings in front of the TV.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: And he was like, not Therd football kidoo kid, not
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Therd football kid.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: And I think about it anytime I'm like stretching in
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: front of the event. It must have annoyed the fuck
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: out of him. Yeah, must have been infuriating.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: JJ watch all the football yesterday. Of course you watch
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: every game.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I mean I have red zone on so I'm flipping around.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: So when you said you have red zone, because I
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: have red zone too. That's just they just show the
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: red zone highlights.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, what do you know? You probably have
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: NFL network.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: I have red zone on NFL network.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: No, you do have He was like something on the
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: right hand side. You don't have Scott Hansen giving you
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: whip around coverage to all eleven games in the early No.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: I do you do? I do have that. It's like
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: thirty dollars a year, is it. Yeah, it's not bad.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: So so I feel like we're not talking about the
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: I don't think we are either. That's because that's what
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: you cause. I asked you yesterday how you watch football?
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Because I have YouTube TV, I have Fubo. Well, I
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: pay for YouTube TV. I use my mom's Fubo because that,
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: I mean, that shit is fucking what the hell? Why
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: is it so expensive?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: All of it is?
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: It's like I'm paying like a thousand dollars a month
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: to watch like the Bills and the Patriots stream. I
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: don't fuck with that shit. I want to watch it
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: on my TV. I don't want to have to go
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: on stream East.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: But you could go on streams and then scream mirror.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Come again, screen mirror, screen mirror it you gotta sound
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: like you had a stroke.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Screen mirror.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: You go on a TV and scream, room scream.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: I got the plug pulled out of me.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: But even like Sunday Ticket on YouTube TV, that shit's
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: like five hundred or three hundred, four hundred dollars a
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: month a year, Like does that have all the games?
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Because I've been promised that all of these have all
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: the games, and then they don't what I need to get,
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: what you need to get. I looked up. You gotta
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: get a VPN.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Where I have the NFL app, the NFL I pay.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I have the NFL app too.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Do you have NFL like the plus app?
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: I have the end I pay? What is that like
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: ten bucks a month? It's like, yeah, dude, there's still
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: games and you can't watch, Like, how come last night
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: I couldn't watch the Chiefs game? How come it was
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: on YouTube TV halftime? Chiefs games off? And now I'm
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: watching the Cowboys those because it's a blow up. If
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: it's like you said, so it's a blow they just
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: turned the game off.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: They'll go to the more exciting game.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: But that game sucked. They both sucked. I'd rather watch
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: the Chiefs win forty one to ten than watch the
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: Cowboys lose and destroy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: They don't know that, you got like Jeric McKinnon in
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a harlay or some stupid shit. They don't. They're not
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: paying attention to that. They want to have an exciting
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: game for the viewer because they're probably losing people left
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and right.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: But they had Taylor Swift was at the game. Do
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: you think that game was probably being That was probably
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: the highest live streamed game in regular season.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Ever, I didn't care about that at the time, but
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the more I uh like paid attention to my phone
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: to more, it annoyed me that I was just gonna
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: have to hear about it from so many people, like
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: there's even an opinion to have.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Well, it's all the Barstool is the king of making
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: that as lame as possible with just their dumb ass
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: tweets being like, bro, you know, Travis Kelsey's about to
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: get some tonight. And it's like, I want to know
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: who is tweeting this from the Barstoo accounts because I
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: read them and I like, I want to block the account.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: It enrages me because I know everyone that works here.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I know no one here talks like that. No one
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: hears in conversation like yo, Like seeing Taylor Travis Taylor
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Swift on the screen being like, Yo, do you think
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: she's gonna suck off Travis Kelce tonight, Like no one
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: is having conversations like that.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I hope he scores so they both can.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: It's crazy. Oh yeah, yeah, that was that what they said.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: I don't even know someone knows on the Barstool Man page,
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: someone tweeted and it was like Travis Kelsey's scoring on
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: and off the field tonight. It's like, what are we
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: all fucking six years old?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Or like score?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, he's the best NFL player in America. He's
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: probably getting pussy tonight. Even if Taylor Swift wasn't there,
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I'd assume he's fucking someone tonight and Swift and then
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: someone else the same nime.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: He might have fucked on the way to that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: He probably fucked in the locker room.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Miles Sanders used to do that. He would like
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: to get some head on the way to the game
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: And he fucking gave me like thirty points on Fantasy exactly.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know he's scoring on and off.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: It's such a weird. I don't know. That shit enrages me.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: But I know what they're doing. I know they're just
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: doing it to get clicks and it works.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Do you think that they're they're not being bad on
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: purpose to get clicks?
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think they're coming up with like generic captions
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: to get clicks.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: I think that they're just like what should we put
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: for this? Like what should we put for this? And yeah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: crank or something out. Yeah, but I don't know if
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: there's like a group chat of them, Like.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I'd love to be in the group
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: chat and maybe just be like, no, let's skip that one.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: We have like seven editors in chief for the blog. Yeah,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: and no one edits the captions that go up on everything,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: which is I think a hot far greater representation of
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: how people perceive barstools.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all captions, but I think the captions on
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: the blog makes sense because like, you need a good
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: caption for them to click on it. So doing a
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: caption like that, someone all the fucking the horny fans
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: on the blog would click on that and be like, well,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: who's Travis kelce fucking to night? I gotta figure that out.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: But on Twitter, it's like we've all seen the video.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: Just make it like not just me, Like Taylor Swift's
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: at the game for Travis kelcey. How crazy is that?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good gym. Yeah, it delivers the news.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: But people everybody wants to editorialize.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Literally, on the barstool account, we saw there was at
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: least four different people that like had the same editorial style.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because every company meeting it is like shout
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: out to Jack Mac, he's been doing it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: It's definitely Jack Mac.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: But everybody but now, which.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Is even funnier because I've talked to you. We all
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: know Jack Mac and that's not how he talks unless
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: he's just like a genius with social media. Like maybe
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: I'm in the wrong.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: But I think that. But there's ten different people that
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: cause we go to every company meeting and they're like,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: say what you will about Jack Mac. They like like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: they're low key like neg him. They're like, even Jack
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Mac can do this. And then then more people have
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: been doing that exact type of video. Yeah, so I
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: think we saw Kelly Keys with the video and the
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Rico with the video with the video, like everybody had
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: their reaction to it. It's just everybody trying to capitalize
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: ye day right in the blog.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, big news, big shit. I don't know,
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: but it is is the captions really just getting me going?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: People? Yeah?
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I just don't even know if it is that big
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: of news, just famous people fucking.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: And I don't know. And then like people are like mad,
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: They're like, well now the Swifties are gonna watch football.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: It's like, who gives the slightest fuck about that or
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: like you're like, you're when you're watching football, are you like?
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: I hope there's no fucking chicks watching this the most
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: the biggest stream thing in the world. The better not
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: be any fucking girls watching this right now.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Gonna fucking ruin the vibe. Have to buckle our pants
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: up and stop drinking beers.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: I want to find some of the captions.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Also, some of the girls who are pissed off at
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, being like, why would she date him while
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: she like they they think that Taylor Swift's vagina is
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: their vagina.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it probably yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: They think it's. They're the exact you're gonna say it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: probably is. It probably is actually theirs. They do probably
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: own that.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, it was like, all of these tweets have
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: like one hundred thousand likes, so I guess they're doing
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: a good job. But yeah, this one, Travis Kelcey is
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: scoring on and off the field tonight, and it's literally
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: just a video of them leaving the game together.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, they probably did have sex that night, but
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: maybe I just don't know if that's.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not that excited about I don't get like excited
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: about strangers having sex or anyone having sex.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: To be honest, just dapping your boys up.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: It is like a yeah, but it's like a that's
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: like a high school Am I wrong? No, You're one
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: hundred to be like Bro's gonna get.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Some yo's gonna be so wet.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Damn yo, Kelsey, make sure you wrap it up tonight though.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Last thing we need is a little swift running around.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Seriously, you're gonna ruin next summer's tour if you don't,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you dare do that?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we tweeted. They tweeted a lot about Kelsey.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: It's I think that you they have like a spider
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: sense of like what is a big social media moment?
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean that's why they have fucking a
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: kajillian followers. But uh, Kelly keeks video actually did make
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: me laugh. Of course, I don't know if that was
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: the intention, but I thought it was hilarious.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: She's like, I guess he has incredible.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: What did she say? That video was crazy?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: That guay, his dick game must be just fucking yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah. Talking about the mom what did she say.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: She's next to fucking Donna Kelsey.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean his dick must be fucking huge if
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: she's sitting next to the mom, like.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: He must have sucked the shit up multiple orgasms, just
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: like resigned to the fact.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's also there's probably a good chance that it's
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: just like they went on one date and they were like,
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: this is gonna be hilarious if you come to the game,
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: people are gonna go nuts over this.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Also, uh, pro athletes bringing people to the game is
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: not like exactly an indication that they're dating. He probably
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: also had like three other women in the stadium that
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: he's also currently fucking. He probably had like the fucking
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: wives and girlfriends. One in the Donna Kelsey box.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Did you see that guy that video that dude made
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: where he was like imitating Travis Kelsey talking to like
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: his side girl. Yeah, and he's like, I can't have
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: you wilding out in the box, David. It's so funny.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: But it's like it's like verbatim how he sounds. I
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: gotta find that that's hilarious. Oh yeah, here it is.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: If it loads, don't worry, it's made by Oh that's juice.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Go into the micro's directional.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I did I got you box seats?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: With you so heavy? Just tell my family that you like,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: my friend or whatever. I can't have you wilding out
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: in the box seats you you.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Know you can have.
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: That is Travis Kelce, though I can't have you.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Too much. Hey, yo, And it's crazier. It's crazy when
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: you hear how his brother talks.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: His brother talk lumberjack.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like yeah, he's a man's man.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: They went to the same high school, but you could
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: tell who was hanging out. You know who's invited to
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the cookout.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: You and Travis Kelsey probably would have been really good friends.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Oh. He would have been beaten the table for my
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: freestyles and like that had a sick beat with the pad.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: You guys would have been texting at night, been like, bro,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: you're next up. No, you're next up.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It would have been like wilding out like in the class.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: His name is Travis.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah. But good day, good Sunday, good good board, slate,
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: great slate, except the Cowboys did like almost bankrupt me.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: I had everything, like every every single leg of my
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: parlay is hit, except for the Cowboys winning.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: That's chalk, bro, you can't go chalk. That's why you
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: got to tap into pick Central.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: But I did. I came back hard last night, five
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: leg parlay hit, No big deal.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I do this. I'm in this gambling competition. I went uh,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I did eight parlays yesterday seven and oh man.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Snickers comes in.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Oh and one of them is going into today all parlays.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: How many legs though, two legs each? Ah, bro Come on, now.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: That's not even seven and oh you even consider that
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: a parlay? Are you serious? That's your story?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: More of like a twenty six leg.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: They're gonna write a fucking newspaper article about.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Travis Kelce to run over one hundred point five yards,
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Just something that will never happened.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the same Russian baby. You know, I had to
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: break that. What a fucking dog he is? What a legend?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: What was? So let's let's rewind it about twenty minutes
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: to that Bow story that you're about to You're about
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: to start telling me, I don't remember Bow wants to
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: get jacked. He was starting to text you.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah. He calls me and he sends me pictures
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: of his food and it's like the biggest portion I've
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: ever seen. Nightis reply and I'm like double that. That's
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: not gonna cut it. And then he genuinely is like
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: fuck and he starts cooking more so he's probably gonna
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: get fat. You're as I'm misguiding him.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They did.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: He's putting down like six thousand calories a day.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they did that in the movie Mean Girls when
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: they were trying to get the girl intentionally fat. Oh really, yeah,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: they just you never watched Mean Girls Now. You didn't
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: even do it. Once we got the podcast Mean Girls.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Now, I thought that was the beginning of it. That
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: was my introduction.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: That is canonically the correct way that Mean Girls actually started.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: It's a prequel to the movie exactly. That's Alex Bennett's daughter.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I wonder how they are they doing good?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They definitely like playing this exit months ago.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she was definitely intentional.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: I heard they were going to Apple podcasts. Yeah, they
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: were going iTunes.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I heard. I did hear some ship like that, some
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: crazy ship like that.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: But yeah, so pretty much. I'm spending like a thousand
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: dollars a month on subscriptions that all get the same games.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: You just have to what are we gonna wat? Are
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: we gonna be able to watch tonight? I know the
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: games in Tampa. Yeah no, you never know, my boy,
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: we wouldn't be able to watch in my apartment. We
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: have to watch on my fucking phone.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get this free.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Archiz Speed whatever his name's Twitch streams.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like screen flipped with like all the
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: color distortion with during good fights, during like good pay
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: per views, you scroll TikTok, Yeah, and like every one
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: of them is like upside down back words diagonal version
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: of the fighters like that.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna have to do.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: And I don't know how how pay per views even
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: work at that point.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know. They're cracking down on them pretty good.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think they are every single like anytime that
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: there's any good pay per view, it's always available to
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: watch somewhere very easily.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: I thought I read somewhere that streamias was getting shut down,
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: but then it didn't. And I don't know how that
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: ship is. How that ship's legal.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: You can't shut them down because it's like they go
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to like dot com.
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now that they're on like dot io right now. Yeah,
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: streams is always work. I use this since like, yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: it does work. Well, Yeah, mook uses that strictly.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: My boy, uh Spud has a he has an Argentinian
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: cable uh hook up for eight dollars a month and
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you get every channel in the entire world.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how you should do it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: That's how it should be.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna get a VPN and then I'm just
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: gonna cancel all my subscriptions and just keep YouTube TV.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: His sister was describing it to me. She was like,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: they they gotta they got a satellite off the coast
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: of Portrait. I was like, dude, that is not how
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: satellites were.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: They had it shipped in.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: It can't be off the coast of somewhere. Satellites are
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: an outer space. It's not an offshore satellite. That is
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: not a satellite.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I love to imagine like five like Somalian pirates, like
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: fucking barreling through waves carrying his satellite, just like a
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: cable attached to the main plan.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like trying to not have it wet, bugging
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the fuck out.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: There needs to be a simpler way, or we need
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: to find a way to circumvent the system because like
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Bob Iger and Disney are making forty eight billion dollars
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: a quarter off of this shit. Yeah, they're making so
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: much fucking money. Yeah, those are the most evil people,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: the people coming up with the fucking Moana movies and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the movies about feelings and this what's the new one?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It's about like the weather or something like that, or
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the elements. There's like a Pixar movie or something that's
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: about the elements.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: I've never seen that I was.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Talking about though, is it sounds like a banger elemental
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: and it's like the each elements an algory for a
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: different race, and.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Like sounds fascinating.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: And they said the fire is the black people?
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah, damn what were the white people.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, of course we want fire in our neighborhood.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I'd let some fire in my house with me right now.
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: What was the whites?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Uh? Probably? What's the opposite of fire?
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know, ice, ice snow.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta watch it. I haven't watched
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: it yet. It's hard to keep up if you don't
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: have children. Yeah, definitely, But you're tired like a parent. Dude,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: you're tired like somebody who has children.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I know, I gotta go to Vegas on Thursday, Jesus
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Christ in Portland the next week, and then Chicago the
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: next week.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Vegas might fucking suck, dude.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm gonna bring my bring my rod
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: out there, bring my wand.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck are you gonna go in Vegas the Hoover dam
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: notus in the desert.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: They got great fishing out in the Hoover like they
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: got good fishing out there.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I looked it up going to like a tea.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: Everywhere you look up there like best fishing in the world.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: It's all the same Colorado. I don't think it's that
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: good of fishing because it's so overly fish there.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: No Colorado is definitely great fishing. There's like it's better
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: than Nevada.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: When I was fishing in Colorado, I thought that it
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: was gonna be like we were gonna throw a line
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: in and fish. We're gonna be like fighting to see
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: who could take the bait. And then you find out
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: there's like four fish in this like twenty mile long
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: river and the other ones are like hiding. They're all
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: hiding ripping the bait out in. It's crazy how hard
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: it is, dude. Fly fishing is insane, Like, dude, spin
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: rod fishing. You just take bait and you just huck
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: it five miles out into the water, and then you
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: just sit in a chair and wait for something to
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: take it. And when we're fishing, it's like my buddy's like,
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: we gotta walk really quiet because if they see our shadows,
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: they'll all run away. And I'm like, this feels like
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: it too much, dude. I just want to sit and
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: catch fish.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: You have to like sneak up.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: We're literally like on our hands and knees, like crawling
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: through thorn bushes so that we don't spook the trout.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: It's insane. And then all of that work to catch
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: a trout that's this big.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: You're covered in poison ivy in the picture holding it up. Yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it soars all over your body. At least you didn't
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: scare the fish that you're about to kill.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, at least it didn't die scared.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: You gotta go to Vegas and just go to like
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: the Lazy River at a Chainsmoker show.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Exactually, dude, I want to go fishing in like
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: a stalked pool.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: They probably have that. Yeah, they probably have a shooting
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: range where you can literally shoot fish in a barrel.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: In Vegas. There's got to be like rich Saudi's coming in,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: like they want to catch their own fucking fish.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: There has to be. I just want to catch a
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: fucking I want to catch a whale? Did I want
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: to catch a big ass rainbow trout?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta go to some rich person's coy pond, I know,
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: get a nice fifty pound koy.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: I ordered flies. I'm gonna try and go upstate upstate Nevada,
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: no New York at some point.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Oh that's probably sick, especially upstate.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: I mean that's what they said. But like I said,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: everywhere you look up upstate Nevada Upstate New York. Some
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: of the best fishing in the world. Iceland. Some of
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: the they don't even have fish in Iceland. I was there,
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: no fish, it's ten fish. It's not a single fish
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: in Iceland.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I think there's fishing everywhere, and if you're a good fisherman,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you'll be able to find the good fish. And like,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: if you're a basic fisherman like uh me or you,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: maybe I hate.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: To call you basically no, I mean I am with
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: fly fishing, I one am. It's so hard.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm lower than a basic fisherman, but it's probably
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: just tough for if you don't know where to go. Yeah,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: if you don't know excellent spots and you're not great
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: at it, like it's not your top hobby.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: But it's like it shouldn't you feel. It feels like
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: it shouldn't be that hard, but it is. I guess.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: It's also like when we went in Iceland, it was like, oh,
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: this is the beginning of the season, so it's like
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: very there's not a lot of fish out right now.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: But it can't be that hard if it's like the
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: one of the oldest professions.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: That was heartbreak, that was just devastating just getting into Iceland.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Me and me and Bo are just standing there with
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: our rods and the fucking the customs. Guys like a
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: little early Huh. You're like, oh no, no, I don't
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: think so. I think it should be good. They said
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: the season starts like a month ago, and then you
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: just get out there and you're like, he was right.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: There's not a single fucking fish here. And then we
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: go out to Colorado a little late. Huh, Hopper season's
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: pretty much over.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, what fucking assholes. I know, just I would
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: rather like the hope of going out to fish is
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: kind of part of it.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the hope goes away after like two hours.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Like when you're two hours in and no one's gotten
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: a bite, you're like, dude, it's happening again.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: That's also a little bit on you to not do
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: any of the research.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Well, it's not me. I'm not the one setting it up.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: It's my friend, it's your fucking but he always ends
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: up checking a friend bow. Yeah, but I guess because
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: he's actually good at fly fishing.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He also dedicated a lot more of his life
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: to it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Also, he didn't really give it shit in Colorado
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: because he had just gotten back from a three month
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: fishing trip in Alaska.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: He wasn't trying to catch anything. Now he's probably spooking
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the fish.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he caught We me and my friend Matt
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: both got one, and he caught like thirty in Colorado.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think Matt deserves a little bit more publicity
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: than BO. I know not that then Bo has.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: Been it goes am. I. You don't really hear from
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: him much. You gotta call him if you want to
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: talk to him.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: He's a rambling man.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: He does not call you ever. If I didn't call
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: him ever again, we would never speak again.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: He seems like the guy who would get caught out
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: in a like Alaska or something a little into the wildish.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe he'll do it for real sometime though. Yeah, probably
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: he'll never come back. He'll just write a little note.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: That would be crazy.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be crazy if your friend just wrote
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: a note and disappeared forever.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I mean, one of my friends will do it.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Or you, no doubt, look look to your left and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: look to your right, or men of the close.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: I'm getting there. I just this this fall is just
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: it's just too much.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Dude, where are you gonna stay in Vegas?
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I would almost rather at this point in Vegas stay
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: at like the shittiest hotel that's just like on the
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: like a strip mall, not even the strip.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: We're not on the strip, which is actually kind of nice.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Like just being in the strip where you like can't leave.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: There's no access to even like you can go to
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: that one CVS if you want to go to a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: convenience store that's next to like a forty five foot
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: eminem store or some stupid shit.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never been. I don't know what it's like.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've never been to Vegas at all.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Now, I've never been to Vegas.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe it'll be sweet for you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, you've been fucking a thousand times.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: And I'm just not a gambler or a club.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Guy, except you are a gambler for sure.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I like to gamble on sports, but I don't need
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: to go to Vegas to do that.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Now, So I'm not gonna feast the purpose on the
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: idea of going to a casino right now. It makes
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: me sick to my stomach.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: It does give me like pre chills.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are we allowed to talk. I have to talk
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: about when me and Francis went to the casino. Of course,
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: when we did the shows. I guess we're not affiliated
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: with that other, that other brand anymore. Yeah, they stopped
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: sponsoring the pod. Dude. That was the most miserable thing
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I've ever like. That was it's fun like gambling. It
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: like going to a Casino's fun for like an hour
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: and then it gets late.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: And if you're so drunk that you get there and
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you don't realize what everybody else around.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: That's what That's what was hitting me because I wasn't
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: that drunk. Francis was hammered.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: If you have a hint of empathy in your body,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: some casinos are dark places, Dude.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: It was dark. And then Francis told me, like the
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: he gave me like I didn't know a lot about
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: it because that was the only the second The first
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: scene I went to was in Buffalo and it with
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Shane And this is the second one I've ever been to.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: And this is like the Buffalo One's not a real
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: like this is like a real fucking the whole town
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: is based around one casino. And Francis was telling me
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: about how like how there's no windows, Like I didn't stuff.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't even notice, like, oh, there's no windows because
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: they don't want people to know how that it's like
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: getting light out again and like they pump oxygen in
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: to keep you awake.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, of course this is casino one on one, but yes.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: And Francis is fucking and killing it on Blackjacks. They're
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: just filling them up with drinks and he's shit faced.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: I lost everything on Roulette instantly, So I'm just sitting
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: at the food court eating by myself, and I'm looking
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: around and there's like people like a sleep on the kyat,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: like on the slot machines. Literally, people just like a
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: sleep being Like I need this to hit before I
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: go home so I can like pay for my fucking
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: kids cancer treatment. Like it's like the most it's like
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: the darkest shit I've ever seen. Yeah, Like I'm more
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: of like, let's do a twenty six leg parlay from
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: the comfort of my couch. Put five dollars on it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: And that's root like hell for ever every little leg.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Like I joke about like, oh, like yeah, I lost
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: everything on the fucking Cowboys. I lost like ten dollars.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: You lost everything that was in your I'll be okay.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: There's other ways that you chase that that high, Yeah,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: where you just have a healthy relationship with it, where
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you could be like, all right, this is it. You're
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: quick to diagnose when you have an unhealthy behavior. Yeah,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: that's why people might like be annoyed when you're like,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a as fuck and you're like clearly not like you're.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Not just trying to trying to keep it maintained.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that was that's dark. And I'm not looking
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: forward to going to a casino again this weekend, but
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I think that'll be different.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: But coming to the show, for sure, it'll be dope.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: It'll be a good time.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Well it's not even it's skank fest. It's not my show.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Oh so that'll actually be sweet.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be fun.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: It's just people rolling around. Are you going to any casinos?
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, oh, and you would know better than me.
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: It's the same place as last year, isn't it Like
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: in a casino, it's in an abandoned mall. All right,
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: well that'll be much more positive vibes than uh, but
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: is uh it's close like people go to the casinos, right, Yeah,
• 45:38
  Speaker 4: everywhere is a casino. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be fun.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I'm excited, excited to talk some comedy with the with
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the guys out.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: There, Excited to just really just chop it up, just.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Talk about which green rooms are best. Yeah, who's fucking
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: killing right.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Who's killing it? And who's a hack? And who sold
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: their soul to do girl bits like I was doing
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: all girl material now fucking coward really and just really
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: just pretend that you're being productive by having those conversations.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your talk is like making connections, like.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: I got a networking Yeah, I got a host out there.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Really, I got a host a.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Four pm show.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that's.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Gonna be it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta hope people are up from the night before.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, on the first night, which I don't know. I'm fine.
• 46:25
  Speaker 4: Hosting's fine. It's just scary, especially in Vegas. And I
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: always want to bail out of my materials so fast. Yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: because you're not gonna get that like instant pop that
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: you would get when you're like the third comic.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you have to start right away, you kind
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: of just have to talk about what's in the news
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: and who's around.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I'll probably just make some Vegas jokes.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure no one has, no comic has ever
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: played Vegas before. I'm sure that'll all be fresh, new material.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Doesn't matter.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna talk about.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: I'll probably just say some shit about it being a
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: shithole and they'll go They'll be like go, they'll go
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: fucking nuts, and then I'll be like, all right, anyways,
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: So if you guys are been Dick's sporting goods, just
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• 47:04
  Speaker 1: There's a the Dick's joke.
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's not even a dick joke.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: I just joking, bro. But there's dudes on there on
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: like the strip in Vegas, on like the outdoor part
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: of the strip, like Hispanic dudes with like Yankees jerseys
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: tucked into their jeans that hand out cards of like
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: prostitutes and ship like that. Fuck you I playing cards
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: with prostitutes.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: I might get one when I'm out there. Just rougher
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: up a little bit, go ten rounds now. We gotta
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: cut that for sure.
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: It is wild that people do that. Which part the
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: well a get prostitutes and then kill them, right, that's
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: pretty nuts?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, totally nuts, dude, And like that's that's.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Got to be a dude who's coming out of the
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: casino and he's just like hot and bothered. He's like
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: someone's getting killed tonight, right. That's why it doesn't make
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: it like you're coful, like you're quieting down on me.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: If a prostitute makes you pay up front and you're
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: gonna kill them, yeah, why why you just take the
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: money back?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not killing a prostitute.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I thought that's what you're saying.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: No, no, I was just saying, it's crazy that people
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: do that. Yeah, like they just got like, I don't.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Know it is.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Let's just cut this.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I'm way dude.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: I'm with you.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that people.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: I'm anti killing prostitutes. I guess I'm a bad guy here. No.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I told this story on like one of the first
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: episodes of.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I might just buy a bunch of prostitutes and then
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: send them home, like get out of here, scram.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Here's some Yeah, here's for the Weekend Times yours ladies.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a couple of comics in there who I know,
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: they got a bad look in their eye.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Get out of here, get send them out the back door,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: like refugees. There's a truck waiting out back pilot. They'll
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: take you as far as you want to go, just
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: saving them, like guy Richie's The Covenant. Yeah, you might
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: have to do that.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: You see that people are like live streaming like prostitute
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: interactions on kick You see that? That was nuts?
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: They just like got some. It was like but the
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: girl wasn't in on it. The dude was in on it.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: But I feel like told the girl. It's like there
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: was like thirty thousand people watching. Just like a prostitute
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: came in and just like fucked a dude on like live.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, what dude? He was streaming and then supported
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: a prostitute.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: I guess yeah, I don't know. I don't know what
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: it was. It was very weird.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I remember early on in Dave's unboxing someone sent him
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: a prostitute.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: It was a prostitute in the box. No, like she
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: was like outside, Really, that's hilarious. That's a funny move.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: It's just funny that it's like a business that exists.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: It's is it. Prostitution is not legal right in Nevada?
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: It is is it?
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: Really? That's crazy? I thought it was illegal everywhere except
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: for like Amsterdam.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I think Nevada it is. That's nuts and Nevada there
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: is like.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Got to clean up those streets when I'm out there.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you run from mayor.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna get them all hired as interns at barschool.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Ladies come this bar stool, save a prostitute program.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: You just round them up like the pied piper. You
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: sit him down and teach them about OnlyFans. I'm going
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: to save these ladies, Glennie, just teaching a class like
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: a college professor.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: That would be a good idea. You think Glenny is
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: like a select You think the like if you're a
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: prostitute as Glenny Balls your white whale, you're like, this
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: guy could change. It's like when Dave walks into a
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: pizza shop. Yeah, like if you see this man, call
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: the manager, call the pimp instantly.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: This is my way, Bloody balls. Damn it really must be.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: He's a kingmaker.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he can change lots.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: He can absolutely change. Walking in is crazy. Him having
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: like is like the only fans pizza fest. Oh yeah,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: of just like two hundred dollars to get in.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: He walks out on stage like Andrew Schultz, like smoke
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: shooting everywhere, fireworks going on from his waist, and a
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: thousand Only Fans girls.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Just he's like great cardoon.
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: He rips off like a one piece track suit fully naked.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Holy shit. Oh, I would kill to see Glenny come
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: out like that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: Popping out of the stage like Michael Jack.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: The Only Fans Festival, who's like the top dog in
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: the Only It's I guess it's like Glennie and Adam
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: twenty two or like button Heads, right, we did the
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Only Imaginet Yeah, and but like top like man dog.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: No, they were there. They had a handler come in
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: who had like five of them under his thumb. He
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: would and he's got to be super powerful and he's
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: got to be making a ton of money off of
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: these women. But he's still he tucked his his ears
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: into his hat, yeah, which you know, so he's still
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a little off. Yeah.
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, money can't buy social awareness exactly. I'm talking about
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: ears tucked into the hat is a psycho. It is
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: a surprising amount of people do.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: It, and I can't imagine. You think they just don't
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: notice or they hate their ears and then they're like no,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I'm just like pulling it into a pony two.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. I hate my ears. I just got him
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: chopped off. This will look way more normal.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: It would look normal if you just tattooed your whole
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: body and like chopped your ears off, and you're like, no,
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: I'm a leopard person.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Have you seen those people?
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Tattoo like their eyeballs and like fork their tongue.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're all in the Gainness Book of World Records
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: for something.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: That looks more longest weird ass ears.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: That shit horrifies me. Yeah, I remember that. I would
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: always see people like that. They'd always be working at
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: like a grocery store. Dudes with the big ass ear rings.
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: What are those things called?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gauges. Gauges, people hoping for like a TLC show
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to come along and normalize their life. Yeah.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: Gauges were always one that I would like, look at
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: my mom when I was six, and I'd be like,
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: what's wrong with that guy? Why is the I have
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: big ass holes in his ears?
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: He didn't have a mummy to love. That's definitely what
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, just extreme rebellion. You got to love
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: your kid a little bit.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Or you love them too much, or people just yeah,
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: or maybe you love them too much. Yeah, they just
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: say fucking I'm getting gauges.
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: You ever see the videos of people walking up with
• 53:42
  Speaker 8: people gauges and throwing a lock on.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Oh no, that's crazy.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: They'll just toss a lock on and run away with
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: the key. Oh my god.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: Someone has a bit about how bike locks are just legal.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Who has something? I forget, I forget who has that?
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: And you can just lock up anything you want. We
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: just big ass bike lock bikes. Are you just lock
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: just locking someone's ear to a fucking telephone pole? That's crazy?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Or just the locker around the lip and you can't
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: you like, you can't get that off. You have to
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: get a sawed off. That is nuts. That's why I'm
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: not getting a gauge.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: That's why I've stayed away from gauges personally.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: They got those ones too.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh dude, people will have them just like in
• 54:23
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• 54:25
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• 54:29
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• 54:31
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  Speaker 1: It was. It would have been very cool if it
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  Speaker 4: It seems like Dave kind of won that one though
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  Speaker 4: pretty aggressively. What do you mean, Well, the fucking video
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  Speaker 4: got like a billion views, and then all of his
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  Speaker 4: see one of them at the pizza fest?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like I don't like you. She's like,
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  Speaker 4: What was the what was the no Homo one? He
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: said that, uh, one of the some.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Christian Hackenberg quarterback. He's like, Christian Hackenberg is super good
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: looking or something.
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  Speaker 4: No home. They thought that, they were thought like sponsors
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: were gonna pull from that.
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  Speaker 1: My god. Yeah, I won't have a fucking homophobia.
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: Like go bail, like the biggest sponsor that we.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Have, like Coca Cola is gonna bail like we saw
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: what happened to bud Light. Yeah, I don't think so.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Ford is going in the opposite direct.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna put no Homo in their branding.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: For those commercials are so great.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: They're plugging up the tailpipes. Yeah, like way too much
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: like an asshole. Yeah, what comes out of it? Sorry
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: if it offends you. But we're all in on America.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: You see the fucking truck commercials where it starts like that,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, where people are like, yeah, dude in his truck.
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then another another guy drives by and he's
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: like all right, now we're talking, and I pans out
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: and they're on like a twenty lane highway and they're
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: all going in the same exact speed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah in unison clapping.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry if this offends you, bud Light, but Ford is
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: all in on America.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who wrote that commercial thinking that it
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: would affect anyone, dude, because.
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  Speaker 4: There's definitely people out there who are like, all right,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: sell the Chevy very specifically this part.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, They're like why why would why do people
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: think like a queen sample from like the eighties is
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: gonna like.
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  Speaker 4: Because it works?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, I guess I did. Look, there's beer commercials.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: Just like that.
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  Speaker 1: I really think that the fight of commercials these days
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: is getting you to look up from your phone. Yeah,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: like it has to be something I'll hear. I know
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: commercial jingles.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: That Actrum one commercial has been really driving me up
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: a wall. Have you heard that one?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Which does it go?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: You haven't? It must because you're using a different no
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: use spectrums than I I use spectrum but on like
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: it's on football. Oh yeah, I haven't heard it.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Seven hours of commercial free football with red.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: Zone, so you only watch red zone.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I put on red zone.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: So when they're saying you watch red zone, are you
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: watching like like there's multiple games on days they jump
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: to every game, so you don't. You can't, like, I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: need to watch the whole game. Doesn't that kind of
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: kill all the suspense when it's like, all right now
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: we're coming back to the Jets game and nope, they're
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: in the red zone again. No, I like that, So
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: you don't watch, Like so when you watch the Birds,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: you don't watch the fold.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: If I'm watching the Eagles, I'm keeping it on them.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, I see.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: If I'm watching the fucking Birds, I'm locked in. That's
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: kind of hard. I didn't release adderall and I'm taking
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: down stats by hand.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like that's kind of hard to get into
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: the game. What when it's on red zone?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Like, I agree, how folks, if it's my team, But
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: if I have bets, you're just like, go back, go
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: back to the But if I bets on seven games,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I guess that's true. It makes sense, and I want
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: to see what's happening at all. If I'm an eight
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: fantasy football league or whatever the fuck it was.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: A spectrum anyway, it's a spectrum one commercial now and
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: it's like this like long ass song and it's just
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: as catchy as the Burger King song. But there's like
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: a chorus and they like break it down.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: I bet a genius wrote the Burger King song.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Well they're just really, they're just doing it every they're
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: just changing the lyrics in the exact same tune.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: But whoever wrote that melody was a fuck?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he probably got prodgers on cameras three hundred dollars.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I guarantee that they had.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Like he's probably he's probably leading the strike right now.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: The writer's strike isn't that over. I guess it ended
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: like last night, right.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: And and did what what did they what? What conclusion
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: did they come to happen?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just gonna run everything now. That was
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: the conclusion they came to.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Everyone's like, thank god, put down the fucking flags.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: They got tired of striking, and they're like, all right,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: just do chat GBT.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: After they like lynched the people from the Drew Barrymore show. Yeah,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: after they like hung the people from the Drew from
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: the Bill Maher show that was like a week ago, right,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: and yeah, they're like, you guys are scumbags. And then
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: one week later there everybody's back to their exact same work.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Everyone see that.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Video of who's the comedian that just posted? And he
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: was like, I did my most my ten most offensive
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: minutes for an American audio. So did you guys see
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: this video? Is it Jimmy Carr? Yeah, you didn't see that.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: It's it's rough.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I think Jimmy Carr is funny.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: I do too.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I think he's a good joke or an outstanding joke writer.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: I think he's very funny. But the bits that he
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: was doing, I mean, he's done significantly more offensive jokes
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: in the past. These ones were all just like my
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: uncle fucked me, and then he looks around and he's like,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: anyone got a problem with that?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Is he telling the truth?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: That sucks? That's some Hassan Minaj.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. You can't lie about getting sucked by your uncle.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: These days, you have to have gotten fucked or have
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: an extraordinary.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Hasamanaj is getting ripped apart, right, what happened with him?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: You lied about?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, fucking go to Gangfest and report back.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I will what everybody's what everybody's talking. A song should
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: be there, He's typically there? Is he Actually.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: The song Minasee at Skankfest would be hilarious.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Stephen Colberttan I heard.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: I heard they're doing a they're doing a live pod
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: recording of that one with fucking all the late Salin Kimmel.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Seth Myers. Yeah, and I heard that the halftime show
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: is the Dancing Vaccines.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was an all time sketch.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: The six months of Frank the Tank being pissed off
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: about that was even.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: Better too, Dude, unbelievable.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: How about the weekend Frank the Tank had this past weekend?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was crazy. You see the video of the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: of everyone leaving Shane's show and all they're all taking
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: pictures with him.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: We should have a video where like people go up
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: to him like he's the godfather and like ask Frank
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: the Tank for a favor, like it's his daughter's wedding. Yeah,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I can't wait for Frank the Tank's daughter's wedding.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: He'd probably just be like, yeah, just request me on
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: cameo and I'll figure it out. That's like his way
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: of communication. Like if his family wants to get a
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: hold of him, he probably makes them do with cameo requests.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Did you see him flying back and him and Jenks
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: were on a fucking a private plane.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: There on a PJ. I wonder who got them the PJ.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Either Cameo or Uncle Shane.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: You think Shane got them a PJ.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: No, they weren't actually on a PJ, but they weren't driving,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: which is basically a PJ for them.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah. True.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, I hit silver, Let's fucking go. I don't know
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: what I'm more excited for my boys getting silver or
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: my boy Travis Kelsey getting some fucking sweet pussy last Yeah,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: all time, my legend Travis Kelsey getting that fucking cock wet. Finally, dude,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: he'd been fucking due. It's been a couple of days
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: for him since he fucked puss.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: All right, shall we end it?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Let's end the show.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you guys. We'll see you on I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: guess tomorrow.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Perfect, see you guys tomorrow.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: A grass
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: So I'm looked out.