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Brandy and Julie, Real Housewife Affair, Faking Death, Lesbianism and Motherhood · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: All right, you guys. Now for the best episode ever.
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  Speaker 6: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, you guys, we're talking.
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  Speaker 6: Did Heather lose two more friends? Where are Brandi and Julie?
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  Speaker 6: I knew those bitches would turn on her. Welcome, Brandi Howard,
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  Speaker 6: Julie Goldman, fresh from doing a huge long stint in Portland,
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  Speaker 6: and then also this weekend we were together in Irvine.
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  Speaker 2: We were. And luckily, you could come today.
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  Speaker 7: Listen, nothing's going to keep us apart. You know what
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  Speaker 7: I mean? I don't care. Love will keep us together.
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  Speaker 4: That's your cue, Heather.
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  Speaker 6: We really are a thruple like no other. And no,
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  Speaker 6: we had so much fun. Everybody that came to the
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  Speaker 6: Irvine shows, it was so fun. The stand-up and then
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  Speaker 6: the live on Sunday, we.
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  Speaker 2: Had a blast.
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  Speaker 8: And also, we talked almost every day when we were
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  Speaker 8: in Portland to you. And you dropped your little baby,
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  Speaker 8: your youngest. He was in Oregon. Like, we all just
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  Speaker 8: did Oregon together.
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  Speaker 2: It was very serendipitous.
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  Speaker 4: Very coincidental.
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  Speaker 7: Very coincidental.
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  Speaker 6: Well, listen, he has to get somehow to Portland, which
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  Speaker 6: he wasn't able to do to see your show, to
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  Speaker 6: get on a plane and fly to Palm Springs. And
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  Speaker 6: every day I write him, did you get your ticket?
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  Speaker 6: Because they have like a bus ticket or a train
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  Speaker 6: ticket from Eugene to Portland. And I'm just going to,
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  Speaker 6: until he says I'm on the plane on the Wednesday
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  Speaker 6: before Thanksgiving, I will not rest.
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  Speaker 4: You guys aren't going to buy it for him.
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  Speaker 6: Like just get it. No, because he's like, oh, this
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  Speaker 6: kid can take me. And I'm like, can you just
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  Speaker 6: get the ticket just in case? It's only $ 18 if
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  Speaker 6: you're a student or something cheap. So just if there is.
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  Speaker 2: A juicy– I'm going to put it out.
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  Speaker 6: If there's a juicy scooper from Eugene that needs to
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  Speaker 6: go to Portland on the Wednesday, I will put my
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  Speaker 6: son in your car.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not worried. It's not like I'm putting a four-year-old
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  Speaker 2: with a stranger. I mean he's pretty big.
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  Speaker 4: He can handle himself.
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  Speaker 2: He can handle anybody. So if you'd like to get
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  Speaker 2: some scoop, let him spill the beans for two hours
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  Speaker 2: driving to Portland. Anyway, so much fun this weekend. We
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  Speaker 2: had a blast. Thank you, thank you, thank you for
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  Speaker 2: everyone came.
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  Speaker 8: The Juicy Scoopers are great, I do want to say.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 8: They're really, and the crossover, we did get some gifts
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  Speaker 8: via your meet and greet.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, you did get it. Which were fun.
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  Speaker 8: Always fun.
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  Speaker 4: But they're just like, they're nice. They're cool. Some fairies
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  Speaker 4: are toxic, and you're lucky.
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  Speaker 6: I guess I got a really cute sweatshirt cocktail from
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  Speaker 6: a Juicy Scooper who's become a friend.
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  Speaker 7: It says cocktails.
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  Speaker 6: I got a Rumbauer bottle of wine. I got Hourglass Cosmetics,
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  Speaker 6: a huge box from the Hourglass rep person. She's got
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  Speaker 6: it up in the big Juicy Scooper wearing that makeup now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. What else did I get?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I got a painting of an original art piece
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  Speaker 6: of the Drake Hotel.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, that's cool. Oh, that's great. If I forgot. That's cool.
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  Speaker 2: And if you got me something.
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  Speaker 4: And you definitely did forget.
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  Speaker 2: If I'm forgetting some other gifts, you guys, I just,
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  Speaker 2: I love meeting you. I love taking photos. And we
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  Speaker 2: all had so much fun.
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  Speaker 8: So much fun.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So now let's get into this story that happened.
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  Speaker 2: It's been happening for a week.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm going to explain it to you. There's this
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  Speaker 6: girl named Brianna Chicken Fry. Chicken Fry is not her
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  Speaker 6: real last name, but she's young.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know if she's 30.
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  Speaker 6: She has a popular podcast under the Barstool label with
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  Speaker 6: Dave Portnoy.
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  Speaker 9: Whatever.
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  Speaker 6: You see him everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: He's very opinionated. He's very successful. This is his network.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't realize he was also on this podcast with her,
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  Speaker 6: but he is, along with this other guy.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 6: Then she had also this other best friend named Grace,
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  Speaker 6: who I think they also had a podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever.
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  Speaker 6: She's very popular, cool girl, likable. And she's been dating
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  Speaker 6: the country star Zach Bryan for like a year.
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  Speaker 4: And he is enormous. And he's enormous.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't know him, look it up. You will
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  Speaker 6: recognize every song. Like his top songs, you will go, oh,
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  Speaker 6: he sang that? So he's a young guy, huge concerts,
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  Speaker 6: all this stuff. Writes his own music.
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  Speaker 4: Real quick, was he at Stagecoach?
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  Speaker 2: Probably. I don't even remember. If not, he's probably coming
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  Speaker 2: this year.
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  Speaker 8: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So people that followed her liked that they were this couple.
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  Speaker 6: You'd see her on stage with them. They'd go on tour, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 6: They broke up and it first started out where she
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  Speaker 6: was like crying and I'm blindsided. I don't know how
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  Speaker 6: this happened. And she's crying and I need to take
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  Speaker 6: a week off, which I think is good. I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you should take a week off. Like that's heartbreaking.
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  Speaker 2: Then they come back.
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  Speaker 6: And the three of them, Dave, Josh, the other guy
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  Speaker 6: on the show, and her start spilling the beans about
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  Speaker 6: this relationship. And she says everything from the latest thing
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  Speaker 6: is she forced him as the boyfriend. She said he
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  Speaker 6: didn't want to go. Please, can we go to Grace's,
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  Speaker 6: my best friend's, grandmother's funeral? And he was like, why
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  Speaker 6: are we doing this? They go to the funeral in
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  Speaker 6: which she said, I guess he was kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Not a delight.
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  Speaker 6: And then after that, allegedly, that's when he wrote the
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  Speaker 6: song Pink Skies, which is about a family going to
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  Speaker 6: a loved one's funeral. So they're saying you're not you.
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  Speaker 6: You're even getting inspiration and writing things like apparently he
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  Speaker 6: wrote it that night.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Meanwhile, when they broke up, in which I guess he
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  Speaker 6: got caught cheating, being on like apps or something like that,
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  Speaker 6: along with just being a dick and gaslighting and being
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  Speaker 6: mean to when her friends came, all just, there's so
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  Speaker 6: much to it.
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  Speaker 8: So they're definitely saying drinking and then being an asshole. Right.
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  Speaker 6: Like they went, this was one that I really thought
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  Speaker 6: was a weird asshole move, which I think a lot
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  Speaker 6: of girls could relate to, especially someone who might be
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  Speaker 6: in the public eye. They went to the Grammys or
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  Speaker 6: something together or the Golden Globes.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was.
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  Speaker 6: And she was there and he was there too. And
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  Speaker 6: she wore this black dress and she looked great. Or
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  Speaker 6: maybe she went to something by herself and he started
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  Speaker 6: to be like, I can't believe you're wearing this dress.
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  Speaker 2: This is like really skimpy, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 6: But then he like reposted a photo of her being like,
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  Speaker 6: look how hot my girl looks.
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  Speaker 2: So it was like, So it's a lot of that.
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  Speaker 2: But then she just kept being like, OK, because, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's a big country star. It's fun.
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  Speaker 6: She's in love with them. They stay together. Anyway, jumping forward.
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  Speaker 6: Now they're saying she's saying she was offered 12 million
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  Speaker 6: dollars by him to never talk about him again.
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  Speaker 8: Because he had gotten drunk and made like a few
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  Speaker 8: scenes publicly or privately that he didn't. That's just at
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  Speaker 8: least what they've spilled so far.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many little things. Clearly it was
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  Speaker 2: an awful relationship.
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  Speaker 6: A lot of people, a lot of girls especially can
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  Speaker 6: relate to being with a power, power dynamic even though
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  Speaker 6: she was very successful in her own right wanting to
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  Speaker 6: make it work being confused like well wait are you
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  Speaker 6: mad at me or like one of those type things
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  Speaker 6: then she was on her podcast tour and you know
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  Speaker 6: he would try to like fuck that up right before
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  Speaker 6: she went on stage screw her birthday up, like just
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  Speaker 6: constant type of things like that.
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  Speaker 2: So then Dave was like, fuck this guy. And they,
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  Speaker 2: he and the other.
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  Speaker 6: Guy wrote all these like funny songs about him making
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  Speaker 6: fun of his Lego head and saying that he's a
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  Speaker 6: cheater saying he's the country diddy. And they're dropping all
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  Speaker 6: these songs that are actually quite catchy, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: And, and then it went back.
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  Speaker 6: Then, then there was rumors that Dave offered her 10
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  Speaker 6: million to talk about it. Anyway, so he says all
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  Speaker 6: this stuff. But it comes off good. He's sticking up
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  Speaker 6: for her. He's like, screw this guy. You've been found
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  Speaker 6: out cheating, being an asshole, whatever. So it just keeps
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  Speaker 6: continuing on. And some other people are like, oh, my God,
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  Speaker 6: I would have taken the $ 12 million. But then the
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  Speaker 6: other side of it is, well, if she had really
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  Speaker 6: gotten into a legal agreement like that, It still means
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  Speaker 6: that he could then write songs about his broken relationship
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  Speaker 6: with her and make money off of that. And she
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  Speaker 6: would never be able to respond, even if they were fake,
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  Speaker 6: even if they were positive, even if they.
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  Speaker 2: Were like, my brunette girl got away or whatever. Right.
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  Speaker 6: She still could never respond or profit off of it.
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  Speaker 6: And he could probably make a lot more than 12
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  Speaker 6: million dollars writing songs about her.
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  Speaker 4: But he still can do that.
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  Speaker 2: He still can, but now she can too.
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  Speaker 8: But not to the tune of $ 12 million.
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  Speaker 4: I don't believe.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, you take your lawyers and you count her
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  Speaker 8: offer at $ 20.
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  Speaker 4: And call it a damn day.
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  Speaker 6: I think Dave is very, very smart, obviously. He discovered
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  Speaker 6: Call Her Daddy and everything. Now Call Her Daddy is
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  Speaker 6: not with him anymore. It's at Sirius and Spotify before that.
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  Speaker 6: But I think he was like, oh, this is going
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  Speaker 6: to skyrocket the new girl power.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck this guy.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to be the hero behind exposing bad male
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  Speaker 6: behavior and screw it. I don't feel sorry for Luke Bryan,
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  Speaker 6: Zach Bryan.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel sorry for Zach.
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  Speaker 4: But they are all named Luke.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's Luke Combs, there's Luke Bryan, there's Zach Bryan,
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  Speaker 2: and there's Zach somebody else. And they're all in country music.
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  Speaker 2: And anyway, I don't feel sorry for him, obviously, at all.
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  Speaker 2: Because the way the world is working, he will do
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  Speaker 2: just fine.
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  Speaker 4: He's going to tear us with this.
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  Speaker 6: And there's a million girls that are like, you can
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  Speaker 6: gaslight me and tell me you hate my dress and
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  Speaker 6: be mean to my friends.
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  Speaker 4: And then pay me $ 12 million.
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  Speaker 2: And pay me $ 12 million. Or not.
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  Speaker 6: Just to fuck you, I would do it. Just to
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  Speaker 6: say I was with Brianna Chicken Fry's ex-boyfriend who sings
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  Speaker 6: songs like, He.
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  Speaker 2: Will do just fine.
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  Speaker 6: And people will still like his music and people will
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  Speaker 6: still go to his concerts.
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  Speaker 2: And this will be over in two weeks.
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  Speaker 6: But what I do think is smart is that she
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  Speaker 6: didn't take the money because.
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  Speaker 2: This is your career. Your career is talking about your life.
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  Speaker 6: When I first heard about it and didn't know all
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  Speaker 6: the details, I was like, wow, you know, for a
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  Speaker 6: young girl who's got a popular podcast, good luck ever
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  Speaker 6: getting a boyfriend. Like I do think it's kind of
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  Speaker 6: a risky thing, whether he's a finance guy. And I
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  Speaker 6: remember I talked about it with Keller Daddy's, you know,
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  Speaker 6: ex co-host who's very successful, Sophia Franklin. And she was like,
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  Speaker 6: you know, yeah, it's been difficult to date. And I go,
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  Speaker 6: but also they have the advantage because they can go
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  Speaker 6: back and listen to 500 of your episodes about all
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  Speaker 6: your ex-boyfriends and the sex that you like and blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 6: They can know everything about you, but then they're like, Ooh,
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  Speaker 6: I don't, don't tell anybody I'm your boyfriend. Cause I
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  Speaker 6: work at, you know, this financial institution or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So it, yeah, it is what it is. But I think.
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  Speaker 8: Unless she got money from Dave Portnoy, which I wouldn't
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  Speaker 8: be shocked. He's like very shrewd, clever businessman and good
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  Speaker 8: at what he does. I mean, I think you need
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  Speaker 8: to take millions from something. You don't just sit there
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  Speaker 8: and go, I get to tell my story for free
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  Speaker 8: on the podcast I'm already paid to be on.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody needs to give you a chance.
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  Speaker 2: There was probably some deal where he was like, this
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  Speaker 2: is going to be great.
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  Speaker 6: And then the first time they talked about it, seeing
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  Speaker 6: it had like 17 page six article.
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  Speaker 2: Then they're like, let's keep going. And it's all going
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  Speaker 2: to be great.
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  Speaker 6: And you're going to be like this hero. Because all
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  Speaker 6: the young girls that I see that are following this
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  Speaker 6: are like, go Brianna Chicken Fry.
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  Speaker 7: You are our queen.
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  Speaker 2: Screw this guy. Expose him because, you know, he mind
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  Speaker 2: screwed you and all this other stuff. Try to offer
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  Speaker 2: you money to shut up. But I guess he also
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  Speaker 2: was cheating. So I.
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  Speaker 8: Spent too much time thinking about this in the last
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  Speaker 8: week and never having I've seen clips of the podcast
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  Speaker 8: here and there because they're everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: But.
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  Speaker 8: What I decided in my mind, and I'm sure your
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  Speaker 8: listeners know the truth, is that she was in college
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  Speaker 8: and her name was Brianna and there was another Brianna
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  Speaker 8: and they both kind of looked alike. And basically this
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  Speaker 8: Brianna was the one who threw the chicken fries. And
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  Speaker 8: so they'd be like, is it Brianna Simpson or is
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  Speaker 8: it Brianna Chicken Fry?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's how she got the name.
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  Speaker 4: I've decided because I can't stop thinking about it.
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  Speaker 8: You know, like, is it is it Heather podcast or
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  Speaker 8: is it Heather Slott or whatever? Like the two different,
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  Speaker 8: you know, you differentiate if she threw because I the
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  Speaker 8: branding of her and this name, the level that that
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  Speaker 8: is coming into play here, like her name is everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: It's so memorable.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, and it's like that's not her
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  Speaker 2: real life. Yeah, no, that's what I love. Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 2: And so.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I did wonder, because I didn't know who
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  Speaker 7: it was. I was like, did she fry chicken?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Is she a cook?
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  Speaker 4: And that's what I think.
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  Speaker 7: Is she great at doing videos?
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  Speaker 8: Brianna Simpson or Brianna the Chicken Fry Girl.
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: Is she doing, because I was like, who's this? I
• 16:07
  Speaker 7: want to watch her cook chicken.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: I do want to.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: I want to learn how to fry chicken.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: I am curious to see who she will date next.
• 16:16
  Speaker 6: And if it's not a public figure, then that person
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: can say, whatever happens, you're not allowed to speak about me.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're signing NDAs now.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: Not even an NDA.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: If she just marries a guy who's, if she just
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: dates a guy who is not a public figure, Luke
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: Bryan obviously is.
• 16:32
  Speaker 7: Zach Bryan.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Zach Bryan is.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: So let's just say she meets Joe Schmo who works
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: in tech and is hot and whatever. And they have
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: a fun year-long relationship and they ride bikes and whatever.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: And then they break up and she has to go again.
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: I have to take a week off because I broke
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: up with my boyfriend. She won't be able to like
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: talk shit about him just based on because he's not
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: a public figure that they could be problematic. If the
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: guy wanted to go after her, it could be problematic. Right.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Because.
• 17:04
  Speaker 8: I can tell you Zach Bryant will no longer date
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: anyone with any kind of platform.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: So if you're a non-famous girl and you don't mind
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: being gaslit and told what to wear and sometimes he's
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: nice to your friends, sometimes he's mean. Yeah. He's not
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: even hot.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: Very famous, very rich.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: He's a rock star.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I know, I'm just saying.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: I just need to say it.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Like thousands of people are cheering from him and all
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: of it.
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: So there you go. Now this is a juicy story.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: In August, this guy went kayaking in a lake in Wisconsin.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: And he's got three kids, like 11, 12, and 15,
• 17:44
  Speaker 6: and a wife. And he didn't come home, and they
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: freaked out, and they– said were worried, and they went
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: and sent the authorities out there, and they found a
• 17:54
  Speaker 6: capsized kayak. All his stuff was still left there, his car, license,
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: all these things, keys. They, you know, looked at the
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: bottom of the lake and never found him. They now
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: know he's alive. He had said back in January that
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: he lost his passport, in which he got another one.
• 18:18
  Speaker 6: so he could have two passports so that you could
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: escape your own death.
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: No, but I've lost a passport and then had to
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: get another passport and now I have two passports.
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: Because then she found it in her passport holder.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: We told you the story.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Right, yes.
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: But now I've got two passports. But once you get
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: the new passport, the other passport is expired.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: But then she lost the new one on the same trip.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: I also did that as well.
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: And then we were hoping that the old one, which
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: is now defunct, which we found in the passport holder,
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: would work to get us out of China.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Well, thank God you're here.
• 18:46
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Well, we're just like fingers crossed.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: Maybe.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: So Julie did not.
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: She probably tried to.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: So he's 54.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: They found out he's been talking to some woman.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: So he didn't do this to go with a secret family.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: He had a secret girlfriend. Yes, he did. Oh, he did.
• 19:02
  Speaker 8: OK.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: He found a girl that he was talking to online.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: OK.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: He wasn't never filed for divorce. You know, I just
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: think if you're the wife, I don't. And you just
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: have to say thank you for not killing me.
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: Yes, you're right.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Thank you for not killing me. I am fine that
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: you faked your death. Yep. To go to Europe.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Such a good call.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: But you could have killed. It doesn't matter.
• 19:25
  Speaker 8: Because you're clearly insane.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: My kids should not have. Fuck this. Like, you should not.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: You've lost your kids.
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: But you would have lost your kids anyway if you
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: would have killed me and they would have lost a mother.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: So thank you for being a class act.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: He also got a $ 375, 000 reward.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Life insurance policy before doing it, which is also nice
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: for them to get.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: He just was like, so at 54, he started talking
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: to some girl in some country.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: It says Uzbekistan.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Where is that?
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: That's in the mountains of Russia. Yes, the Caucasus.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, those Russians. Russian light, whatever this is. They know
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: what to do, those women.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: I mean, Uzbekistan?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: And then they still don't know where he is. Because
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: he needs a passport to get out of this country. Yes.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Then they found out that somehow some Canadian official, his
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: passport had gone through there.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how about do some research?
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: They still don't know where he is, and they're saying,
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: please let us know that you're okay. The family wants
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: to talk to you. And they don't know if they're
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: going to press charges.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Well, they should. They spent so much money looking for him.
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• 21:06
  Speaker 9: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 21:17
  Speaker 9: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: what would you.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Do if it was given back?
• 21:31
  Speaker 9: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: He said, I have a work dad.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: I need a home dad.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 21:48
  Speaker 9: happens next.
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: I decided to risk it all.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: You're worth the work. Listen, Dar, I'm not going to
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: pull punches.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 21:58
  Speaker 9: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So now I have a new show I'm pitching.
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: I faked a kidnapping. And we've got Sherry Papini. We
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: have this guy. We could just throw.
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: Well, it could be death. It's death. It's kidnapping.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: It could be Justice Paulette.
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: Because we're doing hate crime.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I faked my... I faked a crime against myself.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I faked being a victim. I faked being a victim.
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: Because I've known people who put it out that they
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: died on social media. And then they're like, Shane's alive.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: And it's like, wow.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Unreal.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: Love it. That is so good.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: And then they go in a house.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Well, also, may I just.
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: They live in a house.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: This is taking it.
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: Now we're into surreal victim life.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're all in a house.
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: Oh, it's a competitive reality.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: And there's competitive games and stuff and tricks about... Amazing. Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: Well, I mean, not for nothing, you know, I'm glad
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: that you're saying this because Dancing with the Stars, a.k.a.
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Dancing with the Criminals, is already halfway there.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: So let's take out the... Let's take out... You can
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: do cons.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, there was also.
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: And then they can all go to your show in
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: your house.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Okay, my other favorite story is the... Blonde mom from
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Petaluma who claimed that she believed that this cute grandmother,
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: like young grandparent couple who were Mexican, she said that
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: they were trying to traffic her kids, try to steal
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: her kids.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Was she the one jogging?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: No, that was real. No, jogging. What do you mean
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: it was real? She made it up.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: No, that documentary is so good. Maybe the one with
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: the kids, but the jogging was real. Oh.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, wait. No, both were fake. Sharon Papini faked her
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: own death and got with a weird old boyfriend.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: What's the one where they kidnapped the house?
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: And remember, that one was real. And they said, no,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: they didn't tie you up.
• 23:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, that was the guy and girl that now are married.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: That was so riveting.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: That was American.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, the couple.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: The American something.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: Horror nightmare.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, American nightmare. American nightmare. The Petaluna mom who went
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: to Michael's.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: And then got in her car and did a video
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: that went viral where she said, this couple was following
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: me around Michael's. And they were trying to steal my kids.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: And luckily an elderly man like stopped it. And this
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: whole story. And I remember the minute I saw it,
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: I called bullshit. And then I found out that she
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: didn't even film that immediately after the supposed kidnap, attempted kidnapping.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: She like went in her car, like, hours later and
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: did it.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: And then they found out the couple was like, what?
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: Like people saw the couple because then she called the
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: police and the police like, we're like, do you, do you,
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: who are these people? And there's just this couple like
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: walking through Michael's and they're like, the, that woman's.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: A teacher or whatever. They were like pillars of the community.
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: Like this, this couple that had grandkids that had been
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: around forever, but they were Mexican.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: And so then that was a big thing. Why are
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: you saying this? Whatever. And she, um, She did get,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it ended, but she can be
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: on the show.
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: You know who else can be on the show? I
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: have cancer. Scamanta.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Scamanta.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: But then all the people who have cancer, we have Scamanta.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: We have Scamanta.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: And then from Grey's Anatomy, the writer from Grey's Anatomy.
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: And then also the other one, apparently she's a lesbian.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: We haven't watched it yet, but I saw that. And
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: that was just like how embarrassing.
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: And then, you know, my mother always like, if it's
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: anyone Jewish that ever does a crime, my mother's like,
• 25:29
  Speaker 10: they're Jewish.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Like she's more ashamed.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, she's more ashamed.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: So I'm just like, great, this fucking lesbian giving it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: How dare she?
• 25:37
  Speaker 10: So also the one from 90 Day Fiance who said
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: that she had cancer and they had the GoFundMe and
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: they raised all the.
• 25:46
  Speaker 7: Money and she never had any cancer. That one is amazing.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: That one I highly recommend people looking at.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: The homeless.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: Remember the couple that went?
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: Homeless guy.
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: The homeless guy gave her the $ 20.
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: And then said, did the go fund me because he
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: was a former Marine and gave him all of the money.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: And then it turned out he was like, where's my money?
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: And they took it.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: He was gross and they were gross. So they can
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: all be in there.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: They can all be in there.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Because none of them are friends now.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all of them are horrible.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: They're all in on it together. Yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: That's so good.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: I love this show.
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and the thing is, you find out in the
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: TV show what the follow-up was, if they did any crimes,
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: if they had to say they're sorry.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And then they put them in challenges where.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: They have to pretend they're best suicide.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Yes, and then even though they're supposed to be recovered,
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: they still know the ways to do it, like the
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: ways to fly fake shots out.
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: Can there be one of the shows where... Just like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 26:40
  Speaker 10: How in whatever shows, it's like the ex, like we
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: have a surprise, your ex is here or whatever. The
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: victims of their crimes show, like there's a whole thing
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: of like their, you know what I mean? They have
• 26:51
  Speaker 10: to deal with like the people they stole money from.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Face them, yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: Or they have to face them.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: Well, do you remember when Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend went missing
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: and he wasn't missing?
• 27:00
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: Olivia Newton-John, rest in peace. She had this like kind
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: of cute, rugged, he was like Indonesian or like Asian
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: or something. He went on a fishing trip and they
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: were like, he's missing. And then they're like, he's not.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: And we're like, why would you try to escape Sandy
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: from Greece?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Like, what's wrong with you? What is literally wrong with you?
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I have not thought about this, Heather. That went for years.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: That is unreal, you guys.
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: Why would you even hide from America's sweetest angel on
• 27:30
  Speaker 10: the planet?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I think she passed never knowing the real truth.
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: Like, why?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Why did you do that? We have to look it
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: up because I think that before she died, they found out.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: I hope he was, like, escaping some financial thing and
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: not just because she, like, bugged the shit out of him.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I hope it was something else.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: It was like, was he running from organized crime.
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: Of some sort?
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: I thought it was something with money. Because I thought
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: they found out before she died.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: It was like a whole thing. We have to look
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: that up.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: But how embarrassing, though, for these kids that this is
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: like the people in school are like, you know, at
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: least my dad didn't pretend to drown kayaking.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: And go to Uzbekistan.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: Like, that is awful.
• 28:06
  Speaker 8: And why do people who kayak always look like that? Right?
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: Guys who kayak look like that.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: But he does Ironmans, too.
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: And it's just like, you're like, there's no way Dad drowned.
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: But also, can I just ask him, if I was
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: in a room with him, I'd just ask him, like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: I'm just, or out of curiosity, it's like going through
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: the crime that you planned. You gave the family the $ 375, 000
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: life insurance plan.
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: You clearly planned this entire thing out. I'm going to go.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: You're talking to your girlfriend. She's like, when are you
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: going to jail? I'm going to do it. I'm going
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: to go to the kayak. I'm going to put it.
• 28:38
  Speaker 10: You never thought in your head, You're going to use
• 28:40
  Speaker 10: your new passport to travel, which is literally the thing
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: that we all use to track when we travel. So
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: we can all easily see that you're not dead.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. Also, he's never met her. She could
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: be catfishing.
• 28:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: She could be a dude. Or she could be using
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: someone else's photos.
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: Oh, I hope that's what's happening.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And now he has to crawl back.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Or he'll get killed.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: When did this occur?
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: This is happening right now.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, he's catfished. That's a man in a basement.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Or he's gone.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Or he's somewhere.
• 29:20
  Speaker 6: Or once he reached out and said, I'm on my
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: way to this country, then that person just never answered
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: him back.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Like, they already got a couple thousand.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: And they're like, oh, fuck, I can't meet him because
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: my name is, you know, Hakusu or whatever and it's
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: a man or a girl that's not cute, you know,
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: or whatever, not the photo that she gave him.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Right, definitely.
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: So now he's just probably like, How can I ever
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: come home? I'm just going to have to hang in
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: a foreign country for the rest of my life. And
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: because I'm 54 and I don't have any money, he's
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: just going to have to do manual labor.
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he's going to be put into absorption of the
• 29:55
  Speaker 10: Russian army. They're going to find him in Ukraine. He's
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: going to have to go. He's fucked.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: I mean, he is royally. He deserves everything that's coming
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: to him.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: And I feel bad that it's coming out because now
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: the family has to probably give life insurance back.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't think they got it yet because that
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: would probably have to be a year before they give
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: it to you. But he– so those were the two.
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: That was the nice thing they did was, one, not
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: kill her.
• 30:18
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And pretend like she was kayaking.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: He could have taken her kayaking and capsized it and
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: held her underwater and been like, my wife is drowned.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: He could have killed the kids too.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: And faked a whole thing and then just still left
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: the kids or brought the Russian out here and put
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: her on 90 Day Fiance, all while they think their
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: mom– drowned in kayaking and they're dealing with this russian
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: weirdo that could have happened so thank god that didn't
• 30:44
  Speaker 6: happen and think and then he did the nice thing
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: by like i'll i'll make sure they have a couple
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: hundred thousand to like live off of when i'm having
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: fun in russia with my girl because.
• 30:53
  Speaker 8: It's so fun there somehow it all comes back to
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: 90 day fiance you know what i mean that that
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: was the demise of this guy how hard.
• 31:00
  Speaker 10: How horrible how much you hate your kids your three
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: kids and your wife to move to Uzbekistan.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know, we don't know that much about, but
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: I can tell you this, we've been to Russia. It's
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: like going to North Korea.
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: Isn't that where What's-His-Name hangs out in the wrestling team?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: This is like what I talk about in my act.
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: Some men are just so, all you have to do
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: is give them a compliment and they're like, oh, this
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: is where it's at. This is where it's at. This
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: is the girl for me. It's not my wife of
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: 22 years. It's not my three kids, and it's not
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: a life in Wisconsin.
• 31:33
  Speaker 10: No, I'm going to go live in a place that's
• 31:36
  Speaker 10: run by a full authoritarian.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Because she's that beautiful.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: And because we've had phone sex or something, and she
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: said my penis was like no other.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: Your penis is like no other penis I've never seen.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: No man in Uzbekistan has a penis like you have.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: It's so wonderful, beautiful penis. It's like. That's it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I'm faking my own death. I'm never going to see
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: my family again.
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: Oh, I can't live without your penis.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, what about that?
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: There was that person that was a man who made
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: his voice into a woman's, like an agent.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's the con queen.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: That's the most. Queen of the cons.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Queen of the cons.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, we don't, I don't care how.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: For those of you who don't know who this person is.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: That's a doc too. It's so good. And that's queen
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: of the con. And that was about.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: How this person played on all these people kind of
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: either wanting to break into the entertainment industry or being
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: sort of like below the line, like a stunt person,
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: a photographer, a location person. And they really wouldn't even
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: get that much money for them, but it was the
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: runaround that this person would get off on. Making the
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: relationship of the person on the other end being so
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: excited that they're finally going to have a job in Hollywood,
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: and it.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: Was all bullshit. And then sometimes.
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: that person who was a man would act like a
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: woman and then like have phone sex with like some
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: male stunt person.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah. That's how comedians, you don't know who.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: That was like my friend Theron that I met. Theron.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: He was a black gay guy who I met. out
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: in Manhattan Beach. And I've told this story before, but
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: I'll tell it again. And he was just real funny.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: You know, I like hit it off with him. And
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: then he told me that he would go up to hot, tall,
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: volleyball playing guys in Manhattan Beach and say, this is
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: really going to age the story because this is like pre-2000.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Already this was out of style. But he said, do
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: you want, I am. I work for Von Dodge. I
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: need you to be in a Pointer Sisters video. Not
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: a Pointer Sisters video.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: They don't even sing that.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: They don't sing that?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Whatever, Pointer Sisters. He did know the Pointer Sisters somehow.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: They took him in. Found him to be funny too.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: There was a real.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Connection, but there was never going to be a video.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: Then he would get the number of the guy and
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: then he did a really good girl's voice and he
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: would call them And act like a drunk girl who
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: just came across his number while she's drunk in the
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: closet drinking mimosas after doing a body glove bikini photo shoot.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: And then she would say she was half Irish, half black.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: And then have phone sex with them.
• 34:28
  Speaker 10: So his whole thing was to get off- That is amazing.
• 34:31
  Speaker 10: Making these guys have phone sex with him?
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: Well, he also just actually physically got off while having
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: phone sex.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: First he would get the number to be like- That's
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You know- here's an acting or modeling
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: or a video job.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Right, I get it.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Then he would never call back about Point of Sisters.
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: Then he would act like he was the girl that had...
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: And so then I would be like, I would be
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: going out to 12th Street in Manhattan Beach. And I
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: would be like, and this is just like the straightest, whitest,
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: like I'd walk into a sea of just like hot,
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: cute guys. But then Theron would be there as like
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: my gay, funny, like, and we would drink and he'd
• 35:03
  Speaker 6: have this funny laugh. And then he'd be like, I
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: fucked him. I fucked him.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Meeting on the phone. And I was like, this is
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: so fun because he.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they deserve it.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: They think a body.
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: Glove model just got drunk on mimosas and, you know what,
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: I'm so horny.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it was.
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: You're so horny. It's like, you're so dumb, I'm glad
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: you got faced. That's what I'm saying.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: These men are so dumb.
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: There's nothing that makes me happier than when a man
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: gets sexually harassed.
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: Or tricked.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Or tricked.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: Anything sexual, because you know that's how they... I want
• 35:35
  Speaker 10: them to have all of it. I want them to
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: get all of it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: That is hilarious.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: If they're on, I wish you were on Dancing with
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: the Stars.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Keep fighting the good fight.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to live in the house.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: We'll track him down. He's not going to be hard
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: to find.
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: He can host it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: I haven't talked to him in a long time. He
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: did reach out to me after I was on Chelsea Lately.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, thank you. You're, you know,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I'm doing great. Whatever. He had moved away though. He
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: left LA.
• 36:00
  Speaker 6: I did pick him up though at the pointer sister,
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: one of the pointer sister's house. He was staying there
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: and it was a house just off of Laurel and
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: like took him to the comedy store to watch me,
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: you know, and I needed like two people to see
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: your show.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: I'd be like, That's amazing.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I'm taking you.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: But none of the comedians know those ugly things weren't
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: his type. He was like, let's go to Manhattan Beach
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: for me to find my next victim.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: I need a.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Tall white volleyball.
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: I love when he got the hot guys. That's so great.
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: And in the show, when I fake my own crime
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: or whatever, you have a mole in there, like a Theron.
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: You could have a mole who's then now doing it
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: to all of them and see who falls for it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay, so Chyna Phillips and Billy Baldwin are.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: opened up and said, we basically live separately, but we're
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: not breaking up. We still get together and hang out.
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: But then when we feel like we've had enough of
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: each other's energy, the other one goes to the other house.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: And, you know, we heard about sleep divorces. We hear
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: I appreciate the honesty. It kind of reminds me of
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: what's going on with Kyle. Is she with Morgan or not?
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: Because Kyle also said in recent interviews, because Beverly Hills
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: is coming back, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, she said,
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: They said, why.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Aren't you filing for divorce with Mauricio? And she's like,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: because it's fine.
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: Like, we have separate houses. We talk on the phone
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: every day. We're still a family. She doesn't care that
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: he dates people. I guess he doesn't care that she does.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: The kids all know.
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: They have all these businesses and homes and stuff, so
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: they're just not doing it. But what pissed me off
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: in this other round of interviews, which I sent to
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: you guys, is It's like she's still not answering the question.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: So she says, well, I had to have a really
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: hard conversation with my four amazing daughters about stories about
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: what they were seeing in the news. She never says Morgan.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: She said there were just stories in the news and
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: people talking about it. And then I realized, wow, this
• 38:01
  Speaker 6: is so foreign to me. This is never how I
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: grew up thinking. And so I had to say, sit
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: down with them and be like, I'm thinking about this
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: stuff because it's out in the news and And what
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: do you guys think of it?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: And they just said, we want you to be happy, mom.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: What the hell's going on?
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Are you doing the lickety splits or not, Kyle? Like,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: shut up. So basically you could interpret it as one way,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: which is these stories were out there.
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: But I never did anything with her. I'm still straight.
• 38:33
  Speaker 6: But I've milked it out for two years for a
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: storyline so that I have something interesting. And in the process,
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: I helped Morgan's career get her known. Also, they did
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: some documentary coming out together. I got to be in
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: that music video where she was feeding me strawberries.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I'm going to make you love me. But I'm still
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: not going to tell you. And I guess when she
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: was on Regis, not Regis, Kelly and what's her husband's name?
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: Mark.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Kelly and Mark.
• 38:59
  Speaker 6: Ripa, whatever, they must be told, you can only push
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: this question so far. Because how is, I mean, I
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: can't believe these interviews aren't like, so are you gay
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: or not?
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Did you have, are you bi? Did you have a
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: little thing with Morgan, but now you're just friends? Just
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: fucking tell us.
• 39:17
  Speaker 10: Is she saving it for the next season of Beverly Hills?
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Like, what are we doing at this point?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: And then I'm like, well, of course your daughters are
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: going to be supportive.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: We were saying on the phone yesterday, I'm like, of course.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Portia's like 14, probably half of her class is on bio.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: at a private school in LA.
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Like, no one's going to be like, you know what, mom?
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: If you're even thinking about being gay, you're not our
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: mother anymore.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Like, it's not.
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: She's like, I was so... impressed and shocked that they'd
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: act that way.
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: No.
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: Now, if you told big Kathy, if she was still living,
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: your mother, who would have been like 85 right now,
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: if you told her you were gay after she shipped
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: you guys off to get married to all the richest
• 39:51
  Speaker 6: young men in LA that had billions of dollars in
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: a trust fund, if you were to tell that woman,
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: I think I'm gay.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: And she was like, that's great, honey. That would be
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: like surprising.
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: Great.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: But it's your daughter's.
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: And it was framed as a sex conversation. I had
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: to have this frank conversation with my daughters about sex.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: And it's like as if one single one of them
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: is like, what? Women getting together?
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: How does that work, mother?
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: Mother, I don't understand what happens when women get together.
• 40:22
  Speaker 10: How are they?
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Who puts what where, mother?
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: I also think.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: We just want you to be happy, Mother. You know,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: if Mauricio and Dorit can be happy together... Just kidding.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Then you deserve to be happy together, too.
• 40:38
  Speaker 7: Also, she doesn't even need to come out as anything.
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: At the end of the day, whatever happened here, if
• 40:45
  Speaker 10: you believe it happened or not, that doesn't... You know,
• 40:49
  Speaker 10: her sexuality's fluid.
• 40:50
  Speaker 7: She finds herself doing this.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Who knows?
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: It could be a one-off. It could be the one
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: time And then that's it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think, I don't think, I don't think that
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: is annoying. I don't think they're together.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: And I now, I don't even think they may have
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: ever done anything together. I think that it was fun
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: and she liked her. And then she, and then she is,
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: she is Paris Hilton's aunt. She has been on reality
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: for 15 years.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: She probably saw, saw that she, and was like, we're
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: going to go out and hang out and I'm just
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: going to see what's going to happen. We're going to,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: you know, let people talk, see what happens.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: Because she now says Morgan isn't in the show this
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: season because it was too much paparazzi, too much following around,
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: and that's really not Morgan. So now Morgan got famous,
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: and I believe she is talented and likable and she's
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: had a good tour. And now she can just goodbye.
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: Well, in that case, I mean, I would think that
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: whether or not they hooked up for real.
• 41:51
  Speaker 10: And had full-blown lesbo sex, I think that Morgan was
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: probably in love with her.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: And now that they're not, you don't.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think Morgan was ever in love with her. Like,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: you what?
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: You just get together like that? You become super, super
• 42:06
  Speaker 10: close and then you're just gone?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: No, I think that she.
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: That they probably still talk and stuff, but just like
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: any friendship, I don't think it's as close.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: I think they hung out a lot and.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: And I think they had frank conversations, whether in bed
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: or on the phone. This is kind of behooving both
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: of us to hang out.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: Oh, so you think it was like a total.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: Like transactional.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: You think it was transactional.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I think it could have been.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: I think they also could have had some fun for
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: a couple months and then just remained friends.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: If it was transactional.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: But she's not part of it anymore.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: I do think that it will, though, turn on Kyle.
• 42:38
  Speaker 8: Because I did see a very, I would put it,
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: a top tier tweet where someone reposted the article about
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: her frank talk about sex with her daughters, how she
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: was dreading it. And someone said, this is the most
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: boring coming out story I've ever heard.
• 42:52
  Speaker 9: Yes, yes.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, people are gonna start to turn on you, dog.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: You should have at least stayed friends, or, because they
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: were doing their FaceTimes, and I thought it was, quite frankly,
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: I thought it was boring on the show, and I
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: didn't really get their friendship.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I was more interested in.
• 43:06
  Speaker 8: Dorit being jealous and all that, and more interested in
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: her and Mauricio at the bar, and she's drinking the Corona,
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: no alcohol, and I'm like, or whatever.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: Her mocktails.
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: But. Then at least just fake and say you were curious.
• 43:19
  Speaker 10: And you at least have to say, you have to expose,
• 43:21
  Speaker 10: she's not exposing anything.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: I was curious.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Just say what it is.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: But I just wasn't into it.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was, we were more than friends at one time,
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: but now we're good. No, you're not going to ever
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: tell us, which you don't have to tell us everything.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: No, that's true.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: But we also can be annoyed by your walk, these interviews.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: And you did like seven of them yesterday. And they
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: were all saying the same thing, which was nothing.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you're going to put yourself out.
• 43:47
  Speaker 10: And you're going to tease us with the sexuality of
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: it all.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: And then not even give, I mean, just at least give,
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: like I said, I was curious.
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: She did pick my interest. I thought to myself, can
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: I do this? And I just, maybe I, and I couldn't.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: Whatever. I'm sure a lot.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Of people feel that way. Or I'm open to whoever
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: walks in my life, whatever it might be. But you know,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: your job is to expose everything and you, If you
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: wanted to keep this secret, you very easily could have.
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: One million percent.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: You did not need to be walking around.
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: And Morgan doesn't look too mad at the paparazzi in
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: that photo.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: You didn't need to be walking around like, you know,
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Wayne's World and on Rodeo Drive and going to Starbucks.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: The private jet. Yeah.
• 44:35
  Speaker 6: And you didn't need to be going to La Quinta
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: and all these other places and going on a girls
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: trip together, which she.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: Was in, and sitting on her lap and posting it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Like, if you didn't want, like, we've all... Like I've
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: hung out with somebody where I'm like, I'm not going
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: to post this because it might hurt my other girlfriend's feelings,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: you know, since there was just four of us and
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I don't want her to feel bad. You don't have
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: to post.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Nobody would have known you were on a private jet
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: sitting on her lap.
• 45:02
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: So then we see Teddy sitting there bugging on to
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: that same photo.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: It's very provocative.
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: You can't deny the provocativity of it. That you are,
• 45:15
  Speaker 10: and listen, we get it.
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: When you present as a lesbian and you're with somebody
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: who does not, questions arise.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: Especially when they then do start presenting as a lesbian,
• 45:28
  Speaker 8: as in this photo.
• 45:28
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 45:29
  Speaker 10: And now you're changing and you're doing things that are unlike.
• 45:34
  Speaker 7: You characteristically before.
• 45:36
  Speaker 10: When you stay the same people, you then are living
• 45:39
  Speaker 10: your truth and you are friends.
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: Remember when she was like, I could see myself doing
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: it when they all had to do that dumbass game
• 45:46
  Speaker 8: that they do on every dinner.
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: Oh, like, have you ever.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: Hold on okay we're gonna play a fun sex game
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: like for after it's like who likes it up the
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: butt and who didn't.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah when was the last time you had sex
• 45:58
  Speaker 8: and then everyone goes around and lies right it's like I.
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: Had anal two days ago like then it's like who
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: have you.
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: Ever been with another woman and.
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: Then it's like no and then it's like well I've
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: thought about it it's like well what currently you have
• 46:13
  Speaker 10: Even if it's just that you thought about it, there's
• 46:15
  Speaker 10: nothing wrong with any of it.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: But who hasn't thought about it?
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Well, then just say it.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: But I think everybody on earth has thought about it.
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: Of course, and you watch the porn.
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: People lie about it left, right, and center.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: You know who will lie about it? Caroline Manzo.
• 46:33
  Speaker 7: I would never. I would never do that. It's disgusting.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then we know that Teddy has also filed
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: for divorce.
• 46:41
  Speaker 8: And.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Now the news is out because other people are writing
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: about it. So you can look it up. Why did
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: Teddy get divorced and it's there?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: So now I'm going to tell you because it's out.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: So the rumor, the alleged rumor is that she was
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: having an affair with her, either her horse trainer or
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: the horse trainer that trains her daughter who also rides horses.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: And it's a very small community. And allegedly this guy
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: is married with kids and his wife found out. And
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: there was a fight that happened in front of witnesses.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: And therefore people knew and were talking. And somehow then
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Edwin found out the day before that she posted that
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: we're getting divorced. So I'm assuming we all assumed we
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: all had a photo in our mind of what we
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: thought this hot horse trainer might look like. just like
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: someone who cheats with their husband with the tennis instructor.
• 47:41
  Speaker 8: I think I remember you specifically saying man bun.
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: I did. Because I did.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: You said long hair and then Heather took it to
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: man bun.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, so then I got sent what I'm 99% sure
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: is the person, which I will not be sharing the
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: name or the photo. I'm sure somebody else will, maybe
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: even before this airs. But in my opinion, shocking. Shocking
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: as far as looks go. Not a hot guy that
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: you throw away your marriage for. Her husband, in my opinion, Edwin,
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: was very attractive. This guy is nowhere in his league.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: But then you'd say, but God, Heather, why are you
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: being such an elitist? So what if he's not cute?
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: So what if he's just a horse trainer? Maybe they
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: really had a connection.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: That's fine. But he was married.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: And also, allegedly he is like a serial cheater.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: So this has been happening, allegedly.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: He fucks his way through the stables.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: So I'm also like, oh my God, girl.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: Like, really?
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: So then just like the kayak guy, you fell for it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: You fell for some guy who was fishing, fishing, fishing,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: and you caught the fish, maybe because you were in
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: an unhappy marriage, maybe because there's been lots of problems
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: for the last 13 years. That's fine.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: But the fish has gum disease.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say like, wow, you should have thought
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: about it again. You're a public figure. Yeah. This guy. Very.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: When you say that's a horse trainer, you're going to
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: be like, wow, you look like who you train. I'm
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: just saying it's just interesting.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: And just because I thought, oh, she just got some
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: hot guy that she just could. And like I said,
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: maybe they have so much in common and there's such
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: a soul connection and maybe they're going to go off
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: and happily, everyone happily gets divorced and co-parents and they
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: have Thanksgiving together next year and they ride horses in
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: the wind and she gets to come back on the,
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But for me
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: as a woman who saw this laid out, I was like, God,
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: you're dumb.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Cautionary tale.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Cautionary tale.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: God, you're dumb. And also, if you're a public figure,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: then don't fuck around. Just break up. If you cannot.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: Control yourself while you're about to go leap the thing
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: on the horse, and you're seeing this guy, and the
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: chemistry's so crazy, just at least separate from your husband.
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Tell your audience, I'm separating.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: From my husband.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: And then that way, when you can take up with him,
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: and the audience won't give you any grief because they'll
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: be like well she was separated yeah that's.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: My opinion I think this knowing nothing about the man
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: just having seen the photo and read some articles of
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: you know the training of the of the Mellencamp children
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: and and her because she was on the horse in
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: one of the articles um I think what he does,
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: what his game is, and I think this works perfectly
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: on her because she is a very basic bitch, and
• 50:36
  Speaker 8: that's just a fact. I'm not even gonna say it,
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: it's my opinion. I think that he acted disinterested, and
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: he had.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Her husband, you mean?
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: No, I think the guy that she got with. I
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: think he acted disinterested at the horse place. I think
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: he had an attractive wife, not unsimilar looking to her,
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: and she's very beautiful. But she has whatever massive debilitating
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: insecurity she has- Teddy, yeah. Yeah. And we've seen it
• 51:05
  Speaker 8: come out and that sucks. And I definitely relate to that.
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: But she's so basic bitch about it. And she's so
• 51:10
  Speaker 8: thirsty that it just takes one person to be like, Like,
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: I don't notice your beauty.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: And she's like, what?
• 51:17
  Speaker 8: Or not even give her that. And suddenly she's clamoring
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: for it. Like, he doesn't think I'm gorgeous. And now
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: that starts to turn her on and turn her on
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: and turn her on. He's got to have some game
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: if he's banging his way through the stables.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Because the man.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: The game is not the face.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: Or the body.
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: He's got a psychological thing he's doing.
• 51:36
  Speaker 6: It's just such a warning because when you're married, and
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: especially at this age... I do feel like this is
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: the age that people step out or get divorced. For
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: a woman, it's between 38 and 43.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: It's a sweet spot. You're feeling hot.
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: You're scared you're almost not going to be hot in
• 51:53
  Speaker 6: five years. And then your kids are older. And I
• 51:59
  Speaker 6: remember seeing it at the Halloween carnivals and the schools.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: And I started to see people that were married and
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: flirting with others, just being a little flirty, just seeing, again, fishing.
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: What Starbucks do you go to after drop-off?
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: And then the guy shows up.
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: And you're also at games and events of older kids.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, it just starts to happen.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: And I'm just saying to guys and girls that might
• 52:20
  Speaker 6: be listening to this Juicy Scoop episode.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Do not fall for it. You're not special. It's not special.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: That's right. They are fishing. They are seeing. You probably
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: are one of many.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: But this attention that you feel has been void in
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: your marriage for probably– quite a while, by the time
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: you even consider stepping out, do not throw your life away. Also,
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: because if you do get divorced and there was another
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: person involved, you are going to have a much more
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: contentious breakup, fighting, custody battle. Everything will be way worse
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: than if you just went to your spouse.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not happy. We're not happy. Let's get divorced. He
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: could still be awful or she could still be awful.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: But when it's, You were screwing the.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: Little League coach or your personal trainer or the horse
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: trainer or the whatever or the other dad at school.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: God.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: And it happens.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Guys, don't screw the nanny. Don't be such a lazy fuck.
• 53:24
  Speaker 8: Step outside the home and off your street.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:29
  Speaker 8: Like suddenly Carol next door was looking good and it's like, no. No.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: You're going to need to go down the block.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: You really think that your second soulmate just happened to
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: be the room mom in 4A at the school?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Right. Like, no.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 53:48
  Speaker 8: No.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: It's just because it's in front of you and your
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: life is boring.
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I blame Andy Cohen. I do. Because I think if
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: he would have kept her on the show... Um, maybe
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: she would have gotten divorced, but she would have not.
• 54:05
  Speaker 6: Been with a horse trainer because she would have been
• 54:07
  Speaker 6: too public and they would have been filming there. And
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: he would have been like, I'm staying away from that.
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: Was there a situation with him?
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I mean, are we just mentioned somewhere?
• 54:17
  Speaker 6: I remember her alluding to the fact that early in
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: their marriage, there was something that happened and she just
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: mentioned it recently.
• 54:24
  Speaker 8: And I remember, yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 6: And I remember thinking, that's weird. If it was 13
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: years ago, why would you mention it now? But now
• 54:31
  Speaker 6: I think she was trying to remind herself, him, and
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: the world, I am fucking up right now, but I
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: wasn't the first to do it.
• 54:39
  Speaker 8: And also, she was caught.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: They were caught.
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: Like in one of the rumors and innuendos we've been given.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the husbands.
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: That maybe they were caught and then like a fight
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: broke out, like whether it was physical or verbal, like.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: At the stables.
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: So my question is, Would she have never– would she
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: have– if she had in her mind like eventually we're
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: going to end this and we're going to stay married
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: and we're not going to say anything.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: I don't think she was going to leave him.
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: I mean– Who knows?
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 55:13
  Speaker 6: Someone said that she slipped recently on her show and said, well,
• 55:16
  Speaker 6: we're all single when she was talking to like Erika Jayne.
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: So maybe there was talk and maybe– because also recently
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: she is a survivor of skin cancer and she was
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: speaking at some big event. And Edward was there and
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: they posted photos of them kissing and everything. And then
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: he wrote something really nice about her. So I'm thinking
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: he didn't know what was up.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 55:42
  Speaker 6: And I think maybe she was just having her fun
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: and wasn't planning on it getting out and not planning
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: on telling him and kind of seeing like.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Where will this go? Maybe this is the.
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: Maybe I had an itch and this was able to
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: scratch it and maybe I'm able to compartmentalize it and
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: go forward just like he cheated.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. People are different. People have open marriages.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: People cheat and they stay with their person. Women know
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: that their husbands have the whole mistress thing going on
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: and they're like, I don't care. Like everybody has a
• 56:09
  Speaker 6: different thing. But then when you're a public person, then
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: you have to know that people are going to talk
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: and judge and question your motives and everything.
• 56:17
  Speaker 10: That could have been 13 years of resentment just came out.
• 56:21
  Speaker 10: And she was like, I never dealt with it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: Never truly.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: You know, like people do that, too, where you you
• 56:26
  Speaker 10: stay and you stay and you but you didn't really
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: deal with it.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: And then all of a sudden you're like, well, I'm
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: going to fuck him over now.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: And I guess there's some prenup that he has the money,
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: which I did not realize he's quite successful. And he's
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: insisting that the prenup be honored.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So we will see. Well, the good news.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Is that Edwin and Eddie, Tamara's husband, they have two
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: Eds in a pod. And so as long as that continues,
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: she can get a portion of that and do just fine.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: She'll be his boss forever.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, just a juggernaut of talent.
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: Like as if that's going to continue with the divorce happening.
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: Real Housewives of New York, the new cast. Word on
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: the street, everyone just says it's like the boringest thing ever.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: I did not watch it, but I did see a clip.
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, well, now this seems kind
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: of juicy. Where Aaron tells Bryn and this other girl
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: that Rebecca Minkoff, who is the handbag designer and stuff,
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: who's also Jewish but an active Scientologist, but she's barely
• 57:37
  Speaker 6: been in the show ever. And all Brynn does is go,
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: is she selling more bags at Nordstrom Rack? I'm going
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: to get your dad.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: And she's like, well, I built a $ 100 million business.
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: And yeah, so I'm happy to be at Nordstrom Rack. Like,
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: where's your bags, you fucking idiot? Anyway, so then I
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: see this clip. And Erin goes, well, Rebecca is pregnant.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: And she's very sensitive because she's pregnant.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: And they're like, what? Brynn's like, what? Oh, my god.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: And then she goes, and she doesn't know who the
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: dad is. And she's married or whatever. She's like four
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: little kids. Like she just finished breastfeeding and she's pregnant again.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: And, and I was like, well, wow. Like maybe the
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: show is going to get good.
• 58:25
  Speaker 6: Like, this is like some, this is like Mia on
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: Potomac who doesn't know who the father is of her
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: nine year old. Like, well, like, is it her ex-boyfriend
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: or her husband Gordon? Like, so I was like, all right,
• 58:35
  Speaker 6: like this is trashy, but.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: Maybe good.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Anyway, it was a prank.
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, no. Don't be doing... No.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: I did not watch it, but I guess Aaron and
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: maybe Rebecca Minkoff said, oh, you should say I'm pregnant.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: That's just stupid. That's lame.
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: And then... That's like finding out the movie was all
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: a dream and you're just so pissed.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Or the whole season of the last season of Roseanne
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: or whatever. Like, she never really did win the lottery.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: You're like, what?
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: Okay, so.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: But it is weird because.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Just yesterday, when the show aired, is when people dropped
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: the fact that Erin, who came up with the funny prank,
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: is actually pregnant with her fourth child.
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: And I just think, come on, you guys. Like, pregnancy
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: pranks and things when your audience.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: is.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: 90% women who struggle to get pregnant, want to get pregnant,
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: don't want to be pregnant, have miscarriages, IVF, like really joke,
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: lying that you're.
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: And you're that hard up for anything. Like, why don't
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: you try getting actual friends who are in a fight?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Can I just say right now, April Fools, please, no pregnancy.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Please don't.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: Certainly not right now.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Don't lie.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: I think now's not the time.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't. I think now's not the time. Yes, I agree.
• 59:50
  Speaker 10: I think we're, let's read the room and not be
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: doing funny jokes.
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: About somebody getting pregnant and then. Yeah. Okay, now's not
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: the time.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Okay. So, anyway, the show is pretty dismal.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: Well, hopefully she gets to stay on and she can
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: show up next year to BravoCon in her underwear.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: And her bumps.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah. She can wear her underwear with her pregnancy belly.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: She is pretty and she does look good.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she is really pretty.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, with her belly and she's cute, but whatever. And
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 6: also her whole storyline this year is that she's telling
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: her husband Abe, I could do a lot better than you.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: I used to go on private jets and I'm mad
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: at you because you sold her Bitcoin without telling me. So,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: you know, you got to keep up with what I
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: could have married. Because she comes from money, right?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: No, she'll come from that much money.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: But she basically says, she basically is having conversations with
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: her husband, like with her husband basically saying, do better.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Like he was like, I'm sorry. And she's like, don't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: say you're sorry. Do better.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: And it was just like, so then, so you're watching
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: it thinking, okay, they're probably going to get divorced.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: But now she's pregnant.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 6: And when she was on my show a year ago,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: she said, how great their marriage was, that they boned
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: all the time and everything. And then I'm watching this
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 6: where she's being such a bitch, reminding him like she
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: used to get hotter, richer guys. So now I think
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: this show has nothing. There's no, their lack of personality,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: their lack of storyline.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: They have no history.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: So I think they know whether it's with a producer
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: or themselves. Like maybe the producer was like, have you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: ever fought with your husband? Yeah, about a year ago.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: I was pissed about the Bitcoin being sold. All right,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: bring it up at lunch.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Let's watch a fight. And all this stuff.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: And then I'm sure they have other fun moments, but
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: those aren't going to make it. So they're only going
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 6: to film when he like accidentally spills coffee on her.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: And she's like, really, Abe? And now we found out
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: she's pregnant. I'm like, what is this?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Boring.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Boring.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Well, here we go.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: Megan Fox is pregnant and she announced her pregnancy to
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Machine Gun Kelly's baby. They are on again, off again, engaged, whatever.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: She has three kids with Brian Austin Green. And this
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: is what she posted, which was just her naked body
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 6: with black tar spilled on her or whatever, black paint.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: And then I went to her page. She has 21.6
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: million followers, following zero, and only has one post. So
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: this is a dramatic thing that she did with her Instagram. Like,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: I'm cleaning it. It's a fresh start. Now that I'm,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 6: soaking in black tar and I'm pregnant naked with machine gun.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: You guys stopped talking about me about six months ago.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: And guess what?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Now you're going to have to talk about our little
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: devil baby or whatever they're going to do with it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: And she, well, she had a miscarriage.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: And so when she wrote this thing that's everywhere, like
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: rainbow baby, and I'm like, is it gay?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I don't get it. I didn't know that was a term.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: Um, but now I know, but she had a miscarriage
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: and I thought what she wrote was, I don't know
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: if it was on this black tar thing, but at
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: some point. Yeah, here it is.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: She just wrote, nothing is, nothing is ever really lost.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I think that's so beautiful. Like there, I think
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: there was one more line after it. Like I, I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: already love you or I don't even know, but it's
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: like going through miscarriage is obviously horrific.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: Obviously. And, and they have been together a long time,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: whether it's tumultuous, whether they never get married. I met
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: them at, where did I meet them? The weekend of
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: Coachella or stagecoach. And he really was a delight. He
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: was really, really nice.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: I said, I listen to your music all the time.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 6: It's like my inspirational music before I go out on stage.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: And she had the blue hair and she was nice,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: a little more reserved, but nice.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: But I was talking to him.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: And so she's 38. He's 34. He has a 15
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 6: year old daughter from a first relationship. And but apparently
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: he and Brian Austin Green allegedly don't get along.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: I mean, that would make sense.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: That is an annoying.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Relationship to have to witness. They are a lot.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So we'll see.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 6: I also just came across Tinsley Mortimer. And I just
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: want to say, what a happily ever after. I think
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: this is the best happily ever after of I left
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: a Real Housewives franchise on my own accord and this
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: is what happened. She had those frozen embryos or eggs,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: not even embryos. She had frozen eggs where she and
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: her mom cried about it. Dorinda was like, where.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Did you go? You stick a turkey base right there
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: and try to get pregnant? Really awful. She had the
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: coupon king that fucked her over too.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: He was disgusting.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: She left and Dorinda was all pissed at the final.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Because she didn't show up to the reunion. It was
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: so baller.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Was it the reunion or the final? Yeah, the final
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: night and the reunion.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: It was so great.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: Tinsley was like a star.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm out.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: And she meets this adorable, cute guy who has three
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: kids who's a widower.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: And she's got these little kids.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: So she has twin daughters now and a cute boy.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: And I went through her photos. And she's super active mom.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: And it is like, it's literally a Hallmark movie.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: That's amazing.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: It's a Hallmark movie.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: And she gets to be rich, too.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: And they appear to be very rich.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: Ugh.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Slow clap.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: Slow clap for Tinsley.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: Slow clap for Justice. I hung out with both the housewives.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: Like, peace, get out of my business. I'm tired of
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: being treated like shit. Carol was like, I'm not even
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: friends with her after Carol set her up with that
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: gross guy.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: That disgusting monster.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: And she was so desperate to marry him because she
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: just wanted the family.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: And sometimes, ladies.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: God's life's rejection is God's protection. Look what was waiting
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: around the corner and perfect, fabulous. And she is not,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: I don't know how often she posts. I mean, she
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: just popped up. So I think she's just living her life,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: living her private, rich, fabulous life.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: Mom life and not.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: You know it's just the most ideal situation for the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: for everybody involved and so good for her great.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: For her the universe is always taking you where you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: need to go right into taking care.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Of dolls.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 6: Reborn cosplay mom of many on tiktok i now we've
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: talked about these newborn babies which are like you they
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: just want to have a baby they But I somehow
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 6: came across this person who really takes it far. She's
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: got like six kids. And she basically, just like a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: trad wife, will do videos of.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Like, today I woke up. I got the twins ready.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: And then I made some applesauce from scratch. And then
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I made my husband's lunch. And then, oh, my daughter
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: said she really wanted homemade fruit roll-ups. So I did that.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: She's doing that, but with these dolls. And then she's like,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 6: and for those of you that are mad, I'm not
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: wasting the food. I just, I put it in front
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: of them. Tomatoes, like the other day should be tomato soup.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: And grilled cheese. Put it in front of them. One,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: she let one of them have screen time. So I'm
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: not kidding.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: It's all, oh, recently she took them to the beach
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: with her dad. Two of the twins got to go
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: to the beach and put their toes in the sand.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: And she does it all.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 6: And then, but then she goes, but then I put
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: the food back in the fridge and that's like what
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: I have for dinner. But I just want to have
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: the experience of like, making lunch for my kids.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: And she said it's not real formula because people were like,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: you're wasting the formula.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: Now, this to me is... Okay. I don't want to.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: Heather just introduces us to such gross stuff that we
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 8: never would see.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: She made us watch that weird doc about masturbating.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, God.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: That's part of the lawsuit when.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: We break up. Yeah, like the flicking of the finger.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: Okay, so... It's just like, that's the orgasm. And I
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: was like, there's all these people like doing yoga and then.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: It's like, Jesus Christ, like, please, please, I need a minute.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: So this lady, it's like, okay, this is the prime
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: example of, again, I mean, for me, I always, for
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: whatever reason, I think like, what do men do?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: What do women do?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: Men, the opposite of this are the men who marry
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: live dolls and have sex with live, full dolls.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: They're not live. You know what I mean?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: Wait, but before I interrupt, I'm just going to say
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: that in the news over the weekend, Lamar Odom filmed
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: him visiting his doll that he's having made. He didn't
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 6: say it, but the people at home said it looks.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: A lot like Khloe.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 9: Khloe.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: Lamar Odom is making a sex doll.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: To keep.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: To keep, okay.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: For himself.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: That looks like Chloe.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: That's, I mean, I can't, so.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: Continue, go on.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: But that's the prime example.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 10: Men's fantasies of whatever cosplay is always going to be sexual.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: And this woman's of having a family and having babies.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: And being busy.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, God, they wake up early. They wake up early.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 10: The level she is going into, the minuteness of the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 10: nuance of life.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 7: And then showing the food. So she puts them all
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: around the table and she's like, and Tina's having scrambled eggs.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: And I'm like, those look horrific. And then she was like,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: and there's some grilled cheese for you. And Mary has this.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 10: And then she put them, the dolls, and she then
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: places the doll and changes their clothes. But now we
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 10: have to go out because we're going to go out
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: for the day. So right there, they're wearing pajamas because
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: they woke up.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: But she does change their clothes.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Well, she has to. She's a mom.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: I know she's a mom. She wouldn't even.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: Be able to make the scrambled eggs if they were
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: real kids because they'd be bugging so hard. And they'd
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: be screaming and yelling and running around. Like there's so
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: many of them. It's like you wouldn't be able to
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: make all those different meals.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: It makes me.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: Feel so weird and I feel sad.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: And I don't feel that way with the sex dolls,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 10: even though I think it's gross and I hate them.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: But then I think that's like.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: This feels just like.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I can't explain it. It made me
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: feel bad.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: She just needs to go be a babysitter. Well, she's
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: a stay-at-home mom. They don't go to daycare. And hopefully
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: she's not... Yeah, why isn't she a daycare?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: Why doesn't she go work with kids?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Go be a babysitter.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Work in a hospital.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: You get to do all cosplay.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Well, obviously she probably couldn't... She probably can't because she's probably...
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Mentally ill.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 8: Mentally, yeah.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: But at least she's not hurting anyone. That's true. She's
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: not trying to steal a baby or.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: befriend a pregnant woman and then tie her up and
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: cut her out like i've seen those lifetime movies and
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: get the baby herself right so she likes that it's
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 6: a doll so on the other hand let's let's commend
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: her for not stealing a baby from a pregnant woman's
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: world just like let's commend the guy for not killing
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: his wife and instead faking his own death you guys
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 6: the world is a scary place and we have to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: look for the lesser of two.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 10: Evils you're absolutely right and you know what These kids
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 10: have a great life.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: They do. They have a mom that loves them. She
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: takes care of them.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: They have a grandpa.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: They have a grandpa.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: They get to go to the beach.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: And you know what?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: She gets to go to the beach. They sit around
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: the table. She makes quality time for them.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: The one looks like it's in a straight jacket. It does.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: I mean, this one has long hair and she's in
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: a full high chair. That's fine.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: That's fine. She's seven.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: All those little girl children look like they're wearing.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 7: long lady hair wig, but it's fine. It's totally fine.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: And everyone should watch it. And I just, I'll keep
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: watching though.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: Watch this space.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, real housewives. Okay. Moving on. Real housewives of OC.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Then we're gonna wrap it up. Real housewives of OC.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: Um, I again, saw a clip that will have aired tonight.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: Of episode two of the reunion. And Jen, it was,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: is really holding her own. She's one of the newest girls.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: And she says to Jen, This clip comes from.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: That set just gags.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: Bravo by gays are the people that posted this. I
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 6: don't know how they got it. How did they get
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: the first seven minutes of this? But anyway, I watched
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 6: the first seven minutes of the episode. And but I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: appreciate them posting. And so she says, you know, Jen
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: says to Heather, like. you even told me that you're
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 6: not even real friends with Tamara after all these years
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: when we went to lunch.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: And she goes, I did not say that, Jen. I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: did not say this. And then Jen's like, you did.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: You said that Tamara is a historic friend. She's a
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: historic friend. She's a, they kept talking about historic friend.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 6: And I was, and then she's like, I would not
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: say that. And the comments under here were like, that's
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: totally something Heather would say.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: So then I looked it up and I figured what
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: it was, but just, You just needed.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: To be clear.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: I said, what is the meaning of a historic friend?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 6: Because I'm like, there's histrionic, which means you have a
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: mental thing, and then there's historic.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: So I was like, am I mishearing?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: You've been friends since you were little and managed to
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: stay friends through the years. You got used to each other,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: but most likely would not be friends if you met today.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: So like all of our family.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Or like, yeah, you have this history of She has
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: a history with Tamra from being on the show.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: They are work friends and they have a history because
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: how many people on this earth have been through what.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: They have been through? Very, very few.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 6: And half of them they hate, you know, because they've
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: been fired or whatever. So they have this history. So
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: I 100% believe that she said it to Jen.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And none of us are surprised at home.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: Like, you really think that Heather Dubrow would want to
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: be hanging out with Tamra forever? if there were not
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: cameras around or about to start filming them again.
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  Speaker 7: Doesn't even seem like that bad of a thing to say.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 8: It's not. I did not say that, Jen. That's how
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 8: you know she said it. Right.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Like, why not? Yeah, why not just say, like... You
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: do have... What's the problem?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: At this point, it's not even that bad. It's not
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: even that bad. It's actually kind of like.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 6: And I'm sure she did say, hey, look, you know,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: we have our thing. And we've been through a lot.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: So I see where she's coming from. She's a historical
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: friend for me. So it's like we're always going to
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: have a bond.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: It's probably what she said.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 7: Nothing wrong with that.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah. But this is where Heather will lose credibility because
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 8: now you're.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: It's too specific to be a lie. That's all I
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: can say.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: Like, historic friend and everyone's, like, Googling it. Like, that's
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: a term I've never heard.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 7: I would never!
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: I would never!
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: And then she and Emily, like, went and went through
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 6: the archives or got a detective or got Bo Deedle
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: or something to go down in the new girl.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Katie's And Katie is divorced.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Which one's Katie and which one's Jet?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 6: Katie's this pretty Korean girl who was adopted and then
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: got married quite young.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Because she got pregnant.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: And had three, yes, three kids with that man.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: And clearly it was a bad divorce. And she hasn't
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: shared everything and she doesn't have to. And one of
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 6: her minor kids still lives with the dad who's like 14,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: but she sees him all the time. And they go
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: in and they're like, Ten years ago, there was a
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 6: police report written.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: About a— basically.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 6: It sounds like a road rage thing might have happened
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: with her and somebody else. I'm not going to get
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 6: to the details. They tell the whole story on the reunion.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: She tells her side, and Emily, I'm an attorney, and
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 6: I want an espresso martini. And Shane knows, because he
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: finally passed the bar, too, that when you read a
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 6: police report, cops don't lie.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: I'm like, excuse me? Like, okay. And so I don't know,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: but it's just not adding up. Why don't you tell
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: the truth?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: Why don't you?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, if your goal, Heather and Emily, was
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 6: to get this girl, Katie, not asked back for the
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: second season, you just got her ass back because now
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: I'm like, All right, I want to know a little
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 6: bit more.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: What happened here? What is it?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: And why are they going after you so hardcore? And again,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 6: it's like this whole this stuff is like either it was.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: You said this on a podcast about my shoulders. And
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: because of that, you're not.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: A real friend. I said you were a historical friend.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: Just show us what we're actually seeing on film.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Yes. I don't want to know what happened. 10 years
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: ago before we even knew that you existed in a
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: different state.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: And that used to be the rule.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: Like if you didn't film it, you don't show it.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 8: But now it's like, oh, you were on a podcast
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: six months ago and you're fighting over. Remember, they'd always
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: fight over the blogs they do.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: That's why I think they stopped doing it because they
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: had to write that. And then so many of them
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 6: would just hire someone to do it, which is basically
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: them watching the episode and then writing their feelings about it.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: And so then there would be, and the only person
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 6: I think wrote it themselves was Carol Radswell. Like she
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: was the only one that would actually do it. Everybody
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: else would get, because I remember one time Teresa, They called.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Her on it and they're like, really?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 6: Did you really write this as napalm? I don't believe it, Teresa.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: You don't even know what a chive is. You don't
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: know what napalm is. And then she's like, what?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: And so then I think they were like, okay. And
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: they all were happy to.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: Get rid of it because it was like an extra assignment.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: And then it would get them in trouble. But that
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: was before podcasts.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: So now, yeah. But at least that was.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: Like their own personal feelings, like a diary. It wasn't
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: them being asked questions. a provocative question on a live
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: radio show, and then that's what.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: We're following over and over and over again. Yeah. So
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: very annoying, but kind of juicy. Anyway, to finish up
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: JoJo Siwa got to perform at Brown University, and JoJo
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: will be with us when I, on Monday night, am
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: hosting the American Reality TV Awards.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. And I am very excited, and you guys are
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: my guests.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: Can't wait.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: And JoJo Siwa, I believe, is a presenter, along with
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: other illustrious people in the reality TV world. And, you know,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: according to Abby Lee Miller, she is a loyal delight.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: And I have to say, it looked pretty fun, what
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: she was doing here. She was doing Karma's a Bitch,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: and she's dancing around.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 8: Karma's a bitch, I should have known better.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: I can't remember the rest of the song and then
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: they said did your college host free jojo concert and
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: then someone's like it's not free that's what you pay
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: so much for and i will say some of my
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: highest paychecks early in my career was when i performed
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: at a college and i was like god they don't
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: have to pay people.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: This much they really don't And then no one would go.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 7: I have the same experience. They have a budget. They
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: have to spend it.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Otherwise, they won't get that budget again next year.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 10: It's always exorbitant. It's super high or it's super weird.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 10: But for the most part, it's like this crazy amount
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 10: of money. And then three people are in the audience
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 10: because they don't go to anything because everyone's out.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: They don't care.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: Or I remember I did it and I was like thinking, oh,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 6: I should talk about sororities and fraternities. I'm like, no,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: these kids loved it. my bits about just being a mom,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: because they were just with their mom. Like they're young,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: the only people that go are like the freshmen, you know?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: The older people don't go. But yeah, good for her.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: Good for her, can't wait to see her live.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, and then Britney Spears paid her last child support
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: payment to Jaden's dad, K-Fed, and then he came to
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: visit her, which is nice.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: And hopefully they'll hang out more. And then this video
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: show came out from 2016 in which she talked about
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: her conservatorship on a TV show years before it ended.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: But the clip was edited out of the episode. And
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 6: now it's just showing. So even back then, and she
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 6: seemed very coherent, was like, well, now with the conservatorship,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: I have to do all these things I don't want
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: to do.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: And creatively, I don't have a lot to say.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: So that was just kind of interesting. But I just
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 6: hope that she hangs out with her son.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: I hope the kids start treating her right.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: And that they now can have just an adult relationship
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: separate from the dad and his money and going to
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: school or whatever.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. So, girls. Yes. You're here for a bit.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: We are going now. We're going to have such a
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: fun weekend this weekend. We are going to the Vanderpump
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: Dog Gala, which I've been many years. I think they
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 6: do it every other year because I definitely didn't go
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: last year, but I went two years ago. You guys
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 6: are coming along with my sister, Yellow Flower Goldstein. And
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 6: that'll be really fun. And then my thing on Monday.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: And what else have you going on in the Brandy
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: and Julie dumb gay podcast world?
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  Speaker 10: Well, I mean, okay, so Dumb Gay Podcast is going
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 10: to come back.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: We don't know for sure.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 7: We don't know for sure, but obviously we have our
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 7: Patreon and we have a regular podcast.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: The regular podcast is definitely delving into politics now, so
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 10: we're going to be with humor and- For those people
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 10: who think that they can't have a voice or whatever
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 10: it is, we are a liberal podcast, but we do
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 10: try and sort of give it to everyone. Then there's
• 1:21:33
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• 1:21:35
  Speaker 10: we just do weird shit.
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