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White People Party Food · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_06: There are so many stinking ways to make money uh off these radio stations.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm telling you, you got the chance for the birthday will, of course.
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  SPEAKER_06: That's always out there on Fridays.
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  SPEAKER_06: But then you got red, white, and win.
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  SPEAKER_06: And we just had a winner in Hornell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my God, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Billy, and Billy, I'm sorry, I might be saying your name wrong.
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  SPEAKER_03: It looks like Colomayo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Colamao?
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  SPEAKER_03: Colamayo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Billy, Colomo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because it's not the the mayo part is spelled weird.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's like M-A-I-O.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I just assume it's Colamayo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mayo.
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  SPEAKER_03: Colameo.
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  SPEAKER_06: That reminds me of uh of a funny thing that uh I found here.
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  SPEAKER_06: It was so normally I'm a little sick of these, I'm not gonna lie.
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  SPEAKER_06: The uh drive-thru where the you try to order the fancy coffee and the person is you know completely oblivious to what's being ordered.
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  SPEAKER_06: Like they just obviously they don't drink those sort of drinks.
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  SPEAKER_06: Right.
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  SPEAKER_06: And these videos, I'm not gonna lie, they're getting a little stale.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Except for this one.
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  SPEAKER_06: And I I you you you should enjoy this one.
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  SPEAKER_06: This they went through Dunkin' for this one.
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  SPEAKER_06: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Al Pacino, Duncacino.
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  SPEAKER_00: Buddy, uh Al Pacino, Duncan, ice, please?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, buddy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Al Pacino, Duncacino, ice, please.
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  SPEAKER_00: Medium.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ice.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on a sec.
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  SPEAKER_00: Listen, my boy plays these home games.
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  SPEAKER_00: I apologize.
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  SPEAKER_03: This dude sounds like he orders with his Italian hand in the air, like Al Pacino Duncan.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_05: I'll have some donut balls.
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  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Give me the donut balls.
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  SPEAKER_03: That dude doesn't say munchkin.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no, he's like, I want donut balls.
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  SPEAKER_05: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_05: You gotta make a variety of the donut balls.
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  SPEAKER_06: Give them to me, Glaze.
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  SPEAKER_06: Alright, while I'm on this subject here of playing something for you, and then uh I know you have something lined up for us.
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  SPEAKER_06: We're gonna go down the uh path.
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  SPEAKER_06: I mean, since you are today in the Gus Macker, and this was you've been drafted through your church.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_06: This is a timely City of Light.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yes, uh timely on this one.
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  SPEAKER_06: And being the fact that, you know, you uh like to sometimes pay homage to your faith, which is a wonderful thing.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'd like to play for you a contemporary Christian singer turns Michael Jackson's Beat It into a Contemporary Christian pop song.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh God.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's never good.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, how can you say that?
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  SPEAKER_03: Earlier this week.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was raised in a church.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_06: Earlier this week you told us that before you go to church on Sundays, you do church foreplay and you actually throw this stuff on.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do like a lot of praise and worship music, but I'm really, I'm really scared about what I'm about to hear.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's just see what it happens.
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  SPEAKER_02: It sounds like weird owl.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is drawing me so big.
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  SPEAKER_02: Brown devil, round you gotta lose this again.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't well.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cause Jesus came hurt and he took all my sins so big.
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  SPEAKER_03: The same as Lord forgive me.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's the same as religious movies always seem to miss the mark.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's very rarely do you get one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Passion of the Christ was excellent.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh, that was excellent.
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  SPEAKER_06: But Joshua has in the Ten Commandments.
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  SPEAKER_05: Let my people go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Usually, uh, there was one with Jennifer Garner that was like mediocre at best.
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  SPEAKER_06: I knew this was gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_06: Tiffany knows uh Brian Mayo.
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  SPEAKER_06: It's Mayo.
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  SPEAKER_06: Billy?
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  SPEAKER_06: Billy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Billy.
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  SPEAKER_06: It's Billy.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm sorry, it's Billy.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's Billy.
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  SPEAKER_06: It's Mayo.
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  SPEAKER_06: I knew she was she knows everybody in Hornell.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's probably one of those Hornell names that everyone knows, everyone in the family knows.
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  SPEAKER_06: Or she just knows the entire city.
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  SPEAKER_06: It's like ridiculous.
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  SPEAKER_06: I had a feeling she was gonna know them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because even tomorrow and Sunday, we pick a winner.
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  SPEAKER_06: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yes every day till the end of the month.
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  SPEAKER_06: Celebrate America.
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  SPEAKER_06: 250.
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  SPEAKER_03: Now Scott has admitted, Scott has admitted that he is a summer salad whore.
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  SPEAKER_06: I am a summer salad whore.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me see if they make the list of white people party foods.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: And if you have one, please text us a white people party food.
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  SPEAKER_04: We'll start with pigs in a blanket.
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  SPEAKER_04: Looks like this one didn't get snipped.
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  SPEAKER_04: If eight or more whites are gathering, it's almost a guarantee there'll be pigs in a blanket.
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  SPEAKER_03: Stop right there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Every year at Scott's Super Bowl party.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Lisa always brings her pigs in a blanket.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then wait, oh wait, along with the little weenies.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm inclusive like that.
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  SPEAKER_04: Awesome start.
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  SPEAKER_04: Next up we got coleslaw.
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  SPEAKER_04: Any chance to eat some mayo, the Caucasians will take it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh that is good.
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  SPEAKER_04: Got the World Cup on.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's tough not to like coleslaw.
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  SPEAKER_04: Next we got spinach.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, I can easily hate on some coleslaw.
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  SPEAKER_03: It depends.
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  SPEAKER_03: Some people too dry.
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  SPEAKER_03: Other people, I'm like, what are you putting in your coleslaw?
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  SPEAKER_03: I would prefer mine a little soupier.
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  SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_04: Either this or veggie dip will always make an appearance.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh, baby.
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  SPEAKER_04: It's just so creamy, and you could dip so many different things in it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Ain't that the chip?
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  SPEAKER_04: Amazing.
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  SPEAKER_04: Throwing some bacon wrapped dates.
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  SPEAKER_04: This one is making waves in the white community, and you'll start to see it popping up everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_04: Grad?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, if you're doing like a fancier bacon wrapped date.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've never had one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, bacon wrapped anything.
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  SPEAKER_03: Bacon wrapped pineapples, bacon wraps.
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  SPEAKER_06: Gary and I got for the longest time bacon wrapped uh uh uh Brussels sprouts.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's good.
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  SPEAKER_03: White people party here.
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  SPEAKER_04: Parties, baby showers, even divorce parties.
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  SPEAKER_04: They just taste fantastic.
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  SPEAKER_04: You gotta have some capraise salad, a little balsamic glaze on there.
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  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_04: Some basil too.
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  SPEAKER_04: Oh my goodness.
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  SPEAKER_04: That is addicting.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is the capraze again?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's where it's the tomato and the mozzarella, but it's like layered.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yes, that is white people gathering food.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, that is the fancier food.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then wait, there's two more.
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  SPEAKER_04: Always on the hunt for a good Capraze.
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  SPEAKER_04: I throw in some jalapeno poppers.
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  SPEAKER_04: This is usually as spicy as a lot of us.
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  SPEAKER_03: Again, Scott Super Bowl party.
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  SPEAKER_03: Swear to God.
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  SPEAKER_03: Word up.
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  SPEAKER_04: Let's go.
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  SPEAKER_04: The cream cheese with the bacon is just a beautiful pairing.
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  unknown: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_04: Yes, he got it.
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  SPEAKER_04: That is why we do it.
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  SPEAKER_04: Next we got a pasta salad, even more mayo, and it's a salad.
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  SPEAKER_04: I'm nothing remotely healthy about that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, the last one, I'm gonna just say the last one because the last one is the one that Scott hates, and I just have to.
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  SPEAKER_03: Scott, it's the buffalo chicken wing dip.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm over it! I know it shows up in every white person gathering.
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  SPEAKER_06: I'm over it.
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  SPEAKER_03: I love buffalo chicken wing dip.
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  SPEAKER_06: It just you've ruined a chicken wing, especially the buffalo flavor chicken wing.
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  SPEAKER_03: I also love when you have somebody who says, This one has the ranch, this one has the blue cheese.
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  SPEAKER_03: You choose my my love.
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  SPEAKER_06: And don't they all have a base of cream cheese in some way, shape, or form?
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  SPEAKER_06: Always.
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  SPEAKER_06: Oh, I don't have a I don't really it's something about the mix of the buffalo chicken wing th chicken wing par that ingredient stuff with the um uh cream cheese.
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  SPEAKER_06: It just makes my mouth itch.
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  SPEAKER_03: And if you put the cream cheese with the it's the chive cream cheese, you gotta use a different kind of cream cheese.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's gonna elevate it even more.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_06: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you have a white people party food?
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  SPEAKER_06: I will I will add one immediately.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, please do.
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  SPEAKER_06: Uh he had mentioned the pasta salad, but I'm gonna err the uh I'm gonna make it the pasta salad with the you know the Italian dressing version of it.
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  SPEAKER_06: That is guaranteed at every single white people gathering, you know, at least during the summer.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do love this one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you for the addition very much.
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  SPEAKER_03: 3846.
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  SPEAKER_03: City chicken or Cornell chicken.
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  SPEAKER_03: What that's super local here, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the like the chicken barbecue, right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Isn't City Chicken the same as Cornell chicken?
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  SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_06: Now that you I now I have to ask, I don't know if they're the same.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I agree.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ever ever since I moved here, every single party has that Cornell chicken or that the So what is it?
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  SPEAKER_06: Just chicken on a grill?
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  SPEAKER_03: It's like when we do the chicken barbecues at like South.
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  unknown: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_06: Yeah, okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Even yesterday I was at the farmer's market in Corning, they had a chicken barbecue.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it is city chicken, I think that's what it's called.
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  SPEAKER_06: All right.
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  SPEAKER_06: Add to the list every white person gathering is gonna have this food.