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📣 Serving Dish: "Spicy Dish and Below Deck Drama" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome to the Darling News desk. It
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  Speaker 2: is me, Darling Gimmy Phillips here to give you some
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  Speaker 2: news on this delightful July eighth day. It is Tuesday,
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  Speaker 2: and joining me is Emily Deresi's serving dish. We've got
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  Speaker 2: a lot to discuss. We haven't done any dish in
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  Speaker 2: a while, and a lot has been revealed, even just
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  Speaker 2: in the last just twenty four hours, a lot of news. Now, first,
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  Speaker 2: I think we need to bounce right over to a
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  Speaker 2: hot divorce that is taking place one Aaron Vipers. Aaron
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  Speaker 2: Pipers files for divorce from Denise Richards after six years.
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  Speaker 2: Vagrant alert, vagrant alert. Boy, he sure did play the
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  Speaker 2: long game here. There are all kinds of reports. US
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  Speaker 2: Weekly is confirming that he filed for divorce on Monday,
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  Speaker 2: July seventh at the Los Angeles Danley Most Courthouse.
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  Speaker 3: That makes sense because I saw that he filed It
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  Speaker 3: was dated December July fourth, like.
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  Speaker 2: He listed the pair's date of separation as Friday July fourth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, Because I was like, how do you
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  Speaker 3: get that? At the court on the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't no one at the court, but he was like,
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  Speaker 2: no after the fireworks. That's when I was like, our
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  Speaker 2: fireworks are done, Denise. So that's why I wrote in
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  Speaker 2: this report.
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  Speaker 3: It says, I wonder if he gave that Bill Pullman
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  Speaker 3: Independence Day speech Independence Day?
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  Speaker 2: Please, I really hope he did. I hope he did,
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  Speaker 2: and I hope that Denise got it on camera for
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  Speaker 2: the next me and my wild things. What's going to
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  Speaker 2: happen to only pans? Okay, So he cited irreconcilable differences
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  Speaker 2: as the reason for their split, noting that he and
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  Speaker 2: Denise do not have minor children. However, he did list
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  Speaker 2: rich Denise's youngest daughter, Elouise, as his stepchild in the
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  Speaker 2: court docs, because remember he was going to officially adopt her,
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  Speaker 2: so obviously that must have been the case if he
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  Speaker 2: listed her as his stepchild. He is asking the court
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  Speaker 2: to award him spousal support and seeking the return of
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  Speaker 2: his power tools, as outlined in the filing. It is
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  Speaker 2: important to put those power tools in there.
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  Speaker 3: He's also demanding Lola's light blue tiktop that it's the
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  Speaker 3: perfect light blue tiktop.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want it back.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, Lula, I'm gonna have to ask for that.
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  Speaker 2: That's mine. It's mine now. I just want it in
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  Speaker 2: the filing, my God, and all the rights to only pans,
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  Speaker 2: since that was not my idea. He revealed that. He said.
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  Speaker 2: It also revealed his estranged wife's alleged monthly income as
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  Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty thousand, So he is claiming that
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  Speaker 2: he made zero dollars over the past twelve months after
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  Speaker 2: shutting down his business. We all know that there was
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  Speaker 2: that lawsuit. Not going to really get into that right now,
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  Speaker 2: but he notes in this that he spends one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and five thousand dollars a month. That includes eighteen thousand
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  Speaker 2: for the rent, which is paid by others.
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  Speaker 3: So that's what I'm scaring, is it they both spend
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  Speaker 3: combined one hundred thousand or he is saying he alone
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  Speaker 3: spends it.
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  Speaker 2: You ask a good question, and one of the things
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  Speaker 2: that the Bravo docket outlined is that he spends in
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  Speaker 2: it says he seeks twenty thousand a month to support
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  Speaker 2: his clothing budget, fifteen thousand dollars on dining out, ten
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  Speaker 2: thousand on groceries, five thousand on laundry, fifteen thousand on
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  Speaker 2: entertainment and seven thousand on childcare, though he claims there
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  Speaker 2: are no minor children in the divorce. And he says
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  Speaker 2: what about they say what about Eloise? I guess he
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  Speaker 2: didn't adopt her then. If that's what Bravo docket is saying,
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  Speaker 2: this guy has got some balls.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: We knew that Aaron had a big dick, okay, but
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  Speaker 2: we didn't know that he had narcissistic balls and balls
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  Speaker 2: and abusive tendencies allegedly.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to fault him for asking for spousal support,
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  Speaker 3: like I get like he's in a jam legally or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: but the amount is staggering to see.
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  Speaker 2: That's what it is. Yeah, m hm. We all know
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  Speaker 2: that he took all her pictures for only fans. We
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  Speaker 2: know he did a lot of videos. We've seen him
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  Speaker 2: behind the scenes. So if she wasn't paying him for
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  Speaker 2: that work, I think that there's more to it. If
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  Speaker 2: he's saying, I put all this work and effort into
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  Speaker 2: building her only fans, and that's why I want to
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  Speaker 2: walk away with spousal support because I didn't actually get
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  Speaker 2: paid for that.
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  Speaker 4: True. That is true.
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  Speaker 3: Also, he was her driver and valet. Just remember at
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  Speaker 3: Garcell's event. Yeah, wasn't that her event? That he parked
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  Speaker 3: the car? He was driving around looking for parking after
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  Speaker 3: he dropped a news offense.
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  Speaker 2: He probably did a lot of shit for her. He
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  Speaker 2: was probably doing a ton of stuff. But he was
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  Speaker 2: along for the ride, the Denise Richards Wild Things Ride
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  Speaker 2: from the Jump. What happened that he all of a
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  Speaker 2: sudden decided on July it's over, that's the question. Now.
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  Speaker 2: I did mention that we're not going to get too
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  Speaker 2: much into this lawsuit that he was involved in. And
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard anything about this, Emily,
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  Speaker 2: but he was sued for fraud and breach of oral
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  Speaker 2: contract in November twenty twenty four because his wellness center,
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  Speaker 2: which is no longer that's where Denise met him. According
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  Speaker 2: to documents obtained by US, this guy, last name is Perry.
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  Speaker 2: His wife underwent treatment with Aaron he she was battling cancer.
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  Speaker 2: He promised that his stem cell treatment plan would cure
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  Speaker 2: or at least I don't know the I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know this word ameliorate her condition. I don't know that word.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know that word?
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  Speaker 3: I know the word, but I don't Yeah, I've heard
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  Speaker 3: it I've heard it in terms of cancer.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but I think or a disease.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So I just thought maybe he made it up.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure that Aaron didn't make up
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  Speaker 2: that word. But okay, so it does exist. But she
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  Speaker 2: did die in May of twenty twenty four. Now this
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  Speaker 2: guy is like saying, you know, I want my money
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  Speaker 2: back and he's not giving it back. Then he took
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  Speaker 2: him to court and the request was to transfer that
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  Speaker 2: amount of money onto Denise Richards. So look, this guy,
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  Speaker 2: as we would like to call him, just add him
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  Speaker 2: to the list of derelics of how of men that
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  Speaker 2: have married the housewives.
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  Speaker 3: Let me put this out there, is there a world
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  Speaker 3: where Denise and he are doing this to avoid losing
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  Speaker 3: all her money because of this lawsuit.
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  Speaker 2: If they're not married, then why would he be asking
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  Speaker 2: for so much money?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. That's why it's so weird. I
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  Speaker 4: guess it's I haven't heard anything from Denise. That's why
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Denise is that you Denise? Okay, that happened so well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess we'll just wait, if we'll see what Denise
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  Speaker 2: has to say. If it's just some scheme to protect
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  Speaker 2: them financially and the love is still there, then only
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  Speaker 2: pans can exist. We'll fit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also it's my okay, Amelior eight I think is
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  Speaker 3: to make I looked it up, and it's to make
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  Speaker 3: better or to improve, to help a situation from less satisfactory.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just like, couldn't Aaron's attorney argue that he
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  Speaker 3: did make some things better?
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  Speaker 4: I wonder how you fight that in court?
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  Speaker 2: Because she died, But could he argue that her life?
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  Speaker 2: But right before she died she had a good job.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what I need?
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  Speaker 5: What exactly like, we can't need great Yeah, I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to say absolutely not.
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  Speaker 4: I would never have ever walked foot near that place.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm just saying as an attorney I am, which
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  Speaker 3: I am definitely an attorney everyone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just wondering how you could argue that in
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  Speaker 4: his defense. I think you could. There's a decent argument there.
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  Speaker 2: We shall see, all right, Emily, you take the next story.
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  Speaker 2: This is about Shannon Stars Shannon's storms, but door, what
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  Speaker 2: do you have there at the Darling News desk?
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  Speaker 4: The dark?
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  Speaker 3: So Shannon was driving while distracted, and I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 3: that slowly until I get this story back up.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Shannon was dry, I was broadcasting as distracted.
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  Speaker 2: Just now I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I get it.
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  Speaker 3: So Shannon Bador pulled over and cited by cops nearly
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  Speaker 3: two years after do you I arrest?
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  Speaker 4: And she this was actually in May?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: This wasn't just yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: The Bravos star was cited for operating a handheld wireless telephone.
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  Speaker 4: Oh please, let it be like a landline, just not
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  Speaker 4: plugged in.
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  Speaker 2: Or like the first rendition of a cell phone with
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  Speaker 2: the big package.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's my cordless phone. I can help it.
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  Speaker 2: We had this on the boat when I grew up
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  Speaker 2: on boats, and I put it in my car the
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  Speaker 2: Center Council. Wait, so, Marial, this happened in May.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, behind the wheel on May twenty first, in Orange County.
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  Speaker 3: According to court reports, she's not gonna tell us, so
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  Speaker 3: it's gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be time for it's a surface.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's required to pay a twenty dollars fee by July eleventh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's got three d I don't have cash.
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  Speaker 2: Do you accept checks? I have a check? Who do
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  Speaker 2: I make this out to? Officer Conners? Is that what
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  Speaker 2: your name was.
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  Speaker 3: She was probably going through those spiral note papers that she.
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  Speaker 2: Had on distracted driving. Okay, I was doing a cameo.
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  Speaker 2: I just thought it was fine. I was in a
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  Speaker 2: rural area, a rural area. There were no nothing, so
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: I ran four stop signs, but there was no one
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: in my way. Happy birthday, Cassandra. I hope that you
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: have love and good things happening to you. Oops. Stop
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: missus stop sign and Lisa says that she's taking you
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: on a surprise girls trip Oops to Palm Springs. So congratulations,
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: boooo bye surprise girl trip.
• 11:33
  Speaker 3: I recently went on a surprise earl trip and still
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: watch streaming on Peacock Love Hotel.
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: I got urled out one night.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: Hurled out, It'll never not be good.
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  Speaker 4: One night.
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  Speaker 3: He came to my room and earled me out. Good anyway,
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  Speaker 3: Happy Birthday, Candae.
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  Speaker 2: Ruled out. Okay, Oh my god. Nicole Martin, former cast
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  Speaker 2: member of the Real Housewives of Miami, was on a
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  Speaker 2: recent podcast and this gal just let it rip about
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  Speaker 2: how she left the Real Housewives of Miamy because a
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  Speaker 2: non full time cast member was having her followed by
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  Speaker 2: a private investigator because they were so jealous of her,
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: that they were trying to find dirt on her so
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: as to get her off of the show so that
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  Speaker 2: they could be moved from friend of to full time housewife.
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  Speaker 2: Who look, I may look sneepy, but I'm sick and
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  Speaker 2: tire of being a friend. Okay, god, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was wondering about that. That's going to be I
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: know it has to be her. I don't want it
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  Speaker 5: to be her. I didn't think she could give two shits.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't either, But she does have that connection allegedly,
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  Speaker 3: so yeah, it makes sense.
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  Speaker 2: What connection to who Louie? Now?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's like that though. Remember she has then
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  Speaker 3: PI friend allegedly.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Oh and Alexi has really good friends with Teresa, so
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  Speaker 2: Louie could have really been involved.
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  Speaker 4: Bo deedle, bo deedle. You got detledle, yep.
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  Speaker 2: I got deedled and earled out. Yeah yeah, Oh my god,
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. I cannot believe this piece of news
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  Speaker 2: about David Badoor and Leslie Badour. These two people, they're
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  Speaker 2: giving us a run for our money in terms of drama.
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  Speaker 2: They both filed for divorce, they've both filed for restraining orders.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're back at it.
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  Speaker 4: We have, but they're hanging out right well.
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  Speaker 2: After the restraining order, David Shannon is just going to
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  Speaker 2: be throughout the entire thread of this news. Essentially, David
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: issued a restraining order on Leslie. He claimed in the
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: legal documents that he and Leslie have had their ups
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  Speaker 2: and downs in their marital relationship. Filed and he filed
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  Speaker 2: and dismissed a domestic violence restraining order in the past,
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  Speaker 2: then she filed a domestic she filed a domestic restraining
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  Speaker 2: order against him. I believe first then he did it
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  Speaker 2: to her, and he is alleging that she on June eleventh,
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  Speaker 2: that she physically attacked him, gouging large chunks of skin
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  Speaker 2: out of his arm. He alleges that she also shoved
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  Speaker 2: her fingers in his mouth, accused him of biting her fingers,
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  Speaker 2: and slapped him in the face multiple times. People also
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  Speaker 2: reports that two days after this alleged altercation, Leslie accused
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  Speaker 2: David of being gay, which he denied, in addition to
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  Speaker 2: staying one hundred yards parents away from him. The vacation
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: can't wait. Hold on, I got to pick up it.
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  Speaker 2: We're left off. I think these are not in order.
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  Speaker 2: They had a vacation planned okay to go. She went
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: to their lake house somewhere. So now the images the
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  Speaker 2: Daily Mail is reporting the images of them are together
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  Speaker 2: on the couch next to each other, as they shared
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  Speaker 2: on social media. She had a picture of herself on
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: social media and then Bravo and Cocktails posted a picture
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  Speaker 2: of them together on the couch after this restraining order
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: has been put against her. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to say because I'm not I was never
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  Speaker 3: a big David fan, but I definitely don't know this person.
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  Speaker 4: And they have a four year old kid. It's a mess.
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  Speaker 2: He said, Like in some documents this was before when
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  Speaker 2: he I think originally for divorce against her. It was
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  Speaker 2: like she no doubt never loved me, intended to love me.
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  Speaker 2: She only married me for financial gain, and that's evident
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  Speaker 2: for how she continues to spend this amount of money.
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  Speaker 2: And then the fact that they end up getting back
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  Speaker 2: together and then smiling and posting instagrams is like they
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  Speaker 2: are the most unhinged couple I think we may have
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  Speaker 2: seen in the Bravo zeitgeist, one of the most unhinged.
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  Speaker 4: They might be one of fifty.
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  Speaker 2: I would say, push them to twenty push them to
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  Speaker 2: top twenty, for.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, but it's it's not really, they're not in the
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  Speaker 3: Bravo sphere.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: We don't know they're on the zeitgeist. But then the
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  Speaker 2: fact that they have been back and forth with restraining
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  Speaker 2: orders and divorce filings and then getting back together after
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: saying horrific things about each other is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I really would like to know what because David
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  Speaker 4: was always.
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  Speaker 3: So passive on camera and bitchy and like working undercover,
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  Speaker 3: so I don't know what he actually is.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, okay, I'm not gonna find out.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're not.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go take that much.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Hey, Dave, it's Amy Dave.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so funny to call him Dave.
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: It just seems so wrong. No wonder she called him David.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: She likes all the proper earl Pretcher shirt on. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: oh okay. And good news. Madison Lacroix from Southern Charm
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: gave birth to her daughter thirty four weeks so the
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: little baby daughter had to stay in the NICUU. She's
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: doing well and by gosh, she was in labor for
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: forty eight hours. My goodness. Congratulations to her on her
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: beautiful baby girl. It looks like they're doing well. Sorry,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know her name. I apologize. I don't know.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe they've released it since, don't know, Okay. Also, Brandy
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Glanville just went on this tirade.
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  Speaker 5: She was.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Just picked up her phone and decided to just drop
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: all the f bombs against Kyle and other people on
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: the show of Beverly Hills, saying that.
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: That's so weird that she would do that. It seems
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: way too impulsive for someone like Brandy Glanville.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: It's just pick up. It is strange. Yeah, I don't
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: know what got into her. It's unlike her.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: It's so out of character. I'm a little concerned this.
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  Speaker 2: Video of her. Her face is obviously going through this
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  Speaker 2: very unhealthy state of whatever it is that we don't
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: wish they have not landed on. She's been getting I
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: thought she was getting help from Terry Dubrow. But her
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: face is in such a state that you would most
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  Speaker 2: likely not want to pick up your camera and start
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: filming looking the way that you do. But she's obviously
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  Speaker 2: so over being having these issues that she's just fine
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  Speaker 2: with picking up her camera. But what's disturbing about it
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  Speaker 2: is like, when I look at this, I'm like, she
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  Speaker 2: really does have an axe to grind, and she's been
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  Speaker 2: trying to grind this axe for many years now against
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  Speaker 2: Bravo and everybody. And we've said it once, we will
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: say it again. I hate that she's just left out
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  Speaker 2: there to die, essentially with no residuals from Bravo whatsoever,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: after the blood, sweat and drama that she's given us
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: in the.
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  Speaker 4: Past, given them too.
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  Speaker 2: Given that, given the world, given them. Yeah, and she's
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: got nothing to show for it except for a very
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: unhealthy physical state as well as an unhealthy mental state.
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  Speaker 2: And so when you see her looking the way she
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: does and then spewing hatred out of her mouth, it
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: is it hits you so hard, like it's just so sad,
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  Speaker 2: and there's nothing I feel that. I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: to help her or what to do, because she's certainly
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: not going to gain anything from constantly yelling and cursing
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: about people. It's not going to be doing her any good.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: At the end of the day, Bravo could give two
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: shits about her. So I just wish that she could
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: find some way to a healthy place.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I would say that for whatever it's worth When she
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: does this, I think she's probably making some kind of
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: money in terms of her social media and getting those
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: hits on her social media.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: So in that way, it's like, all right, just oh.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, So that's probably what she's doing. She's just
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: trying to make money to survive. That's sad. It's sad,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I know, and.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I'm also okay, Kyle's a producer, by the way, I
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: know it kind of rise in the face of everything.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: But she's been on this show for how long.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Anybody that's been on a show for this long would
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: be a would be a producer on a normal television show.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they would have been a producer. Credit. I don't know.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying that she gets to call any shots.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying she should be paid.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Well. I feel like I would take a different stance
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: and say that on a reality show, I don't think
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: that any of the cast members should be a producer,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: because then it's an unfair advantage and there's bias, and
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: then it comes down to edits and that's not really
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: what we're signed on to watch. However, I think that
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: she should be making the most out of anybody, that's
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: I'm saying a producer in a different the title producer
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: in terms of payment, like how people different titles because
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: it means something under a different umbrella. That's what I'm saying.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I just think Kyle or anybody that has been on
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: a show for this long should be able to garner
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: those kinds of credits they would normally. And to our point, yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: look at Brandy to Yeah, it's not her fault that
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: she didn't get those things. I'm just saying that's what
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: happens when you don't get those things to some people,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: like you don't have anything, and you start to really implode.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, implode is the exact word here. Moving over to
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: The Valley and Janet Caperna, there were these headlines the
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: other day about how she was getting threats, death threats
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and slurs and that she left the country, she shut
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: down her Instagram or she made it private. But I
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: believe that today dot Com is making it very clear
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: that Janet is in fact going on a plant. She's
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: on a planned vacation trip to Switzerland. She didn't just
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: flee the country because of death.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I thought that was that clear.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I know that was the headline, fled the country and
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: I was like, I guarantee you she's on vacation.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but God bless, but it is nasi.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: You think about the people who just really can't handle
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: watching the show and not knowing where the line ends
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: to not message.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: I will not do it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I will not talk about Love Island Amy, And I
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: know that's what you're getting at. But yes, they overreach
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: into death threats and violent attacks on people online, Like
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: even if it's just some fifteen year old that's never
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: going to act on it, the person getting them has
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: no idea and they are like undercover.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine what that is.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: And no, and you don't realize that when you're signing
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: up for a reality show doesn't say in the contract.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: It does loosely say what you're exposing yourself to for sure,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: but they're gonna have to start putting in there. Are
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: you okay with getting death threats? Are you okay with
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: getting slurs? She went on her podcast and basically was
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: saying that she's been receiving so much awful things, so
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: many awful things, and she just said, maybe reality TV
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: is not for you. To the people who are sending that,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: and I think it's really sad because it's like the
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: people who do that, who are so unhinged, you're ruining
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: it for the rest of us, who can handle loving
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: to hate someone on television without wanting to wish death
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: upon them. And it's just not fair because you're gonna
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: take away what we have and then you're gonna make
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: us feel bad for her, and we don't want to
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: do that right now, so stop. I know it's not
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: our darlings, but geez.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so weird. It's such a weird leap. And
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I also think I don't think it's new. I just
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: think people are talking about it in terms of and now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I think I don't think it's news and social I
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: think it's like social media is making us be able
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: to see the comments. But we've been able to see
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: the comments for a minute, and I don't think it's new.
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: But for whatever reason, it's at such a fever pitch.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Right now that is this is awful.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, butsers yeah, to your point, like Janet, I don't
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: really want to defend you right now.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: But I have to feel that for you.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: We have to. It's just not fair just because she's
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: the way that she is on this show. Doesn't mean
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: that it has to go that far, so don't ruin
• 25:38
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  Speaker 2: We just served up some dish, and now I think
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: it's time that we welcome in a little just a
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  Speaker 2: mini recap a below Deck welcoy. So Emily Jersas and
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I I don't know how you're feeling about this, Emily,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: but I've watched the last couple episodes of Belowdeck and
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: it's just it's not popping off right now. And that's fine,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: but we will. We'll be patient and we'll wait and see.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: But until then, just.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Know that I think it is popping off.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Maybe not so much last week, but this week more
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: than made up for it with all the makeouts and
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: then also Captain Carrey.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Having that big ol'd glass of wine, which I'm like, yeh,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: he's sober.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Remember what last season when we had that bosin that
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: was like he kept trying to hit on Barbie and
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: he was that guy that I'm going to take you
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: around a ranch and give you a yeah, handhold, like
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: you haven't even been handheld, or yeah, all those dumb
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: things he would say, yeah, and he had a drinking
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: issue or substance issue, and Captain Carey pulled him aside
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: and said, I've been through this or whatever, and so
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I was like, I thought he was sober, and I
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: googled it and there is the articles, so I know.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: I know it's a journey for everybody.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: I just thought, what an odd way for us to
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: have into that is just watching him for like a
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Margaritaville size decoration, a goblet, yeah, a red ass, a mega.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Pint, like a Johnny Depp mega pint. Now I am
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: so floored right now. I did not remember that and now, yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: this is just blowing my mind.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: So he's drinking this is how much? It blew my
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: mind because I was like, wait, what's he's drinking.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Josh Red wine, which I mean I'm a fan?
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Oh you are? Oh is it good?
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, it's fine.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: My friends and I joke about Josh and Justin because
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I was and then there's Josh Red.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, is it the same nobody? Okay, I
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: was eyeballing, Justin. I was at Castco yesterday, shout out
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: to Castco Mary, who doesn't work there anymore because she moved.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: So now my Castco Mary here in Santa Clarica is gone.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: So bummed about that. But I was over at the
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: car Osco getting some bottles of wine because my parents
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: are coming to town, and I eyeballed that, Justin. I
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: eyeballed lots of bottles. I ended up going with straight
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: up three bottles of a Kirkland brand. I got there, Rose,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: I got there. I got there. Pino Noir No wait,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: they didn't. I couldn't find a Pino no war.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: To say, anybody gonna sit up in Santa Clarita in
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: the summer and drink a red glass of Oh my god,
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: that makes pretty hot.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm not like sitting out we do have
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: air conditioning.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: Still to look out and see the heat. Drink a
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: red wine.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: God, okay, that's why I got a pino noir or
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: the so that agree. I didn't know a pino noir.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: It's the lighter of the reds, sure, but I don't
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: think it's a pino noir. I got something that was
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: similar to a pino noir because I couldn't find the
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: pino noirs. But I got a lighter blend of red.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Because if we have a pasta now, oh, hold on, Emily, yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: we eat pasta in the summer.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: God forbid, I understand pasta the summer. I don't understand.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: It's an option in case my parents want it. But
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: I went heavier on the whites, as you do. But
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I was at Costco, and I got a red to
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: cover my bases. I didn't have any wine in the house.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: For Christ's sake, get off my ass.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Send me a video of your mom and dad sweating
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: while they drink that red wine. Thank you, because like
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: under a blanket, like in their undershirts, like on the
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Sopranos or on Good Fellows, and they have to eat it.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Positive watch I offer it to them and they'll be like, God, Amy,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: what then we taught you nothing? It's an option have Okay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: The sob Blanc that justin sob Blanc is a fan
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: favorite over here for me, so that I But any
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: long story short, Captain Carrey's drinking a red Josh and
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, maybe it's non alcohol version, and I
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: googled it and it seems like Josh only has sparkler
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: like non alcohol version.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: So maybe I'm wrong, but to my knowledge, he is.
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: He is drinking wine.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: I can only go with the evidence. And he's literally
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: licking it off his fingers.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: So he legit was like like a real alcoholic No,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm yep.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: And maybe I just totally misunderstood when he's sober from
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, but we'll find out when he
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: tries to pull that boat into that shoe box of
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: a doc.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: He does seem a little more on edge this season,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: and he's calling people idiots. He did He's like fucking idiot.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Ko or whatever. Yeah, he's hood up in there. Sorry,
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: What uh? I'm trying to find on Twitter if anyone
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: is talking about this and no one? What?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: No?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: I just there's a picture of him. It's just like
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: he's cheersing and it looks like he's drinking another glass
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: of wine, like this looks like a white Oh yeah, yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: You know what if he's just living his life in
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: front of.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: Us, and it might be something that like it sounded
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: like he was going through a lot, and maybe he
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: just wanted to cut it out for a while till
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: he could get through his life together. And so people
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: introduce things back in no big deal. It's just that
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: it to me, I remembered it being a big deal.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: You would say, I thought he's so bright.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: He was recent since his kids and divorce, all right,
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: maybe allegedly.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So maybe he's just welcoming it back in to
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: his life.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Because I don't bring that fucking red over.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Your captain carry also hot his shit out there and
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: he's drinking whatever.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: He's not the only one apparently afraid to drink a
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: red when you want it. If you're an air conditioning
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I go, I don't know. I don't typically want red
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: in the summer either.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look, I run hot. So maybe it's just me.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: It's not okay, it's not your parents either, going.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I did think it was funny before, I before you've
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: told me that he was maybe a recovering alcoholic. That like,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: they're out at Crew Night out and he's pouring this
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: big glass of wine and just ready to get his
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: freak on for the night. This is the way that
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: he relaxes.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: And I'm just like you, like Captain Glenn.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Captain Glenn would have those novelty cups of Margarita's
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: and be like, oh yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Swimming in it while he watched his TV show.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Captain Carrey's just a lot darker. He's like going
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: to get my glass and wine my whole rid. I'm
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: going to just go pull up some hard cold pond
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: blank it all night long while these aceholes are off
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: the boat. Just wank it all in the night long
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: with my wine. It's how I release the energy before
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I dulk it. The group comes back to like, we
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: can't get online. Why is it so tied up? Get
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: out of your kids, Oh, captain, my captain, Captain, my captain.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: So yeah, selang, Celene and Kyle have a little bump
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: in the road because now she's interested in Ess. They
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: go out for Crew night out. She's pushing Kyle away
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: and she and just make out in the bathroom and
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: then on the dance floor and then so.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Weird about that, like they barely are a thing.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: And I don't even remember. Yeah, I'm like.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: They hooked up, but to me it felt pretty cash.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: They've barely been on this boat. For Kyle to be
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: like melting down like this, it was shocking and a
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: red flag to me.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: What if it was another guy she was making out with?
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Same I guess.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Look, I don't want to say what island I'm spending
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: a lot of time on. But until you're closed off
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: and you're announcing that you are closed off.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Emily, thanks everything, but for connection, Emily, everything is not
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: love Island.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, prove it in my head constantly that whoa sad?
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I think it's pretty early on the whole like
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: contract that they've have lock it in.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: But they haven't. He was up, he was upset. He
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: didn't seem mad. He seemed like, oh my girl.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: The next day he's mad at Jess, like he remember
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: he had to like excuse himself to go to the bathroom.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: But he was like I couldn't tell you he sick
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: or really mad. That was confusing to me. So either way,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I just was like, dude, come on, get it together.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, you really you are tied up in Love Island,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: I say on I wouldn't mind on Love Island on
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: below deck, I could see it not being that cool.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: But nothing they can't get through, and certainly nothing that
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: they didn't get through because Selaine was sleeping with Jess
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: and then the next day she was making out with
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: Kyle around the corner. Did you see that?
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, and did you see that? I saw, I
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: saw it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I saw, I did I got I was able to
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: get that same copy you saw, and I saw it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, cool, so we're back. We're
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: going back and forth. That's fun.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: But she's still every night since that first night hooking
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: up with Jess.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's having a great charter.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's not doing She's making me like feel bad
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: for Rainbow, which I also thought would be hard to do,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: but she is. Rainbow's a fucking nightmare. But she's working
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: She is working a lot, and she and people are
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: noticing too, even that one guy, I don't know anyone's
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: name on this show. I'm kidding. One guy's Yeah, all
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: you do is work. She's Yeah, she's like always out
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: of breath, breathing into a bag like about to have
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: a panic attack or having a panic attack.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Demo the blonde guy, Yeah.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our demo.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Whatever. But yeah, here's the thing I want to say
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: to Rainbow.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: What do you want to say to Rainbow? Go ahead
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: and say it.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: We need so lang or soy or whatever, because nobody
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: wants to watch a show of you cleaning rooms.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Well, if she's got if she has panic attacks in
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: those rooms and she lets some demons out in those rooms,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: jeer you what, let her get it out, let us watch.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: That's the best is that she is such an edge
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: because she's I'll just hold it in. I'll just keep
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: holding it in. Everybody. I want you to know.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: I let everything go. I love you like it's so
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: jark like the.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Back and forth it is, it's gonna.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: That is entertaining. That is entertaining.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: It's cool, right, it's fun. And then the lion is
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: just I go and takes me to see I'm not
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: going to sea. I go as the wind takes me.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: If I want to go here, little French kiss, imagine
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: that's it. I here do what I want. Sheees does
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: the can can? What do you want you afresh.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: I think she's gonna end up really hurting Jess, not Kyle.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: And the end.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because a lot of people use me to experiment
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: on and I'm like, yeah, don't put up with that shit.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just having fun right now, but I think
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: it's gonna take a hard turn very soon. I keep
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: mentioning Love Island because, as a reminder, Salon was on
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Love Island. She was Love Island, France. What are you serious? Yeah,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: oh I thought you were joking. Oh I forgot.
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: I might have forgotten, but yeah, she was on Love Island, France.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I don't know for how long. Thank you. So we're
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: back for you, thank you. But she's very much handling it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Remember her origin story is that she was on Love Island,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: France for an undetermined amount of episodes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: No baby can ever figure that out. And then she went.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: To boating school in a warehouse and got the job
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: on below Deck.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, so it's messed up. It's great, but
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: this is what they're doing over on below Deck. Everyone.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: Love Island is giving everyone a run for their money,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: including dare I say the Bachelor in Paradise? Did anybody
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: watch it last night? Holy shit? I did not know
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: what I was watching. Wait, wait, no idea, Emily, it
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: is a complete is this is what you said in format? Yes,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: last night I texted you, I go Bachelor in Paradise
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: has turned into Love Hotel. But it's also like they're
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: trying to be like Love Island without being Love Island there.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. I don't even know. I was riveted because
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I couldn't believe what I was watching. They're not on
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: the beach anymore, Emily, They're not even at the beach.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: I never watched it. But if you're telling me it's
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Love Island and Love Hotel, I.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Know you're gonna love it. It's great. They took thirty
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: year olds or like people in their late twenties, and
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: the thirty year olds the previous Bachelor, Bachelorette contestants or whatever. Yeah,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: they brought them in so they're not the young ones.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: And then starting next week they're going to bring in
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: the goldens, which that I'm not one hundred percent sure
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: on that quite frankly.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I read about that serving dish where the back
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: to the news, the Golden Bachelor's I'm not going to
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: date anyone that's over like thirty two like some like
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: somebody that's like not in his like within ten years
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: of him or something like that.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I did, So they're coming. So they're coming. Yeah, but
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: it's completely different. It's shot completely different, looks completely different.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: It's they're nowhere near where they used to be. I people,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: I went on X to try to figure out, like
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: what is happening, and all of the old school Bachelor
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Nation who love Bachelor in Paradise for what it is,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: the campiness of on the beach and the low budget
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: feeling of it, are pissed as hell. They are mad
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: as hell. So they're like, this is a you've slapped
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: us in the face. How could you do this? I
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: want my campy Bachelor in Paradise back. This is bullshit
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: And you can't just up the budget like this and
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: change everything and expect us to like this. No. Oh wow,
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: but I loved it.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Let me also recommend Threads because I will. I don't
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: keep Instagram on my phone, but I will check out
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Threads after Love Island.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And it's threads popping? Are people posting over there? Because
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: I never it's.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Popping on Love Island stuff?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, And I feel like this might be a shift
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: because I've also I was like, oh my gosh, there's
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: that person I used to follow on Twitter.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: So they're all moving over to threads.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, okay, yeah.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: So I'll scroll through that after and just to see.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: The just to see you just pour yourself a nice
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: big lass of red frank to heat up June through August,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: set up, set yourself up outside, and the just dead
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: a son.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: Yep, and I just sweat from my organs.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: All right, what else happened on this? The charter guests arrived.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: They're really tough, really tough, really tough. Can you get
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: through it? I've had much much worse then? What are
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: you saying, Fraser? What are you saying? I can't tell.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: I have I know, and I don't think we've had
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: much worse yet, because usually they're wasted falling over that's
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: a different thing.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: This is just torment.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: They're tormenting them. Yeah, rain Bow rain Bow.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: Ugh.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Jill, like Jill Zarin was pretty bad, the worst.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: At least she did it in a way that was amusing.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: We all know Jill, so we could see through it.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, these guys are like, I don't know who the
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: hell you think you are, dude, But this is awful.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's probably why Captain Carey fell off the wagon.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: This just before they arrived.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: He could sense it. I feel it coming. I can
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: see it in the wind. I feel it, can feel
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: it on my head. My head feels Saint SyES everything
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: I can teel when a shot is going to go badly?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: And who is this? Bosn Boson?
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the new guy Hugo.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Is it Ugo or Hugo because our council person is
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Ugo and I didn't I learned that later and it's
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: spelled Hugo. It's Hugo anyway, I don't know he's new,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: this guy interesting.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: So the H is silent and I know someone whose
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: name is spelled Ugo, but it's pronounced Hugo.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Shut up, you're like that was a great prank, though
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: I felt for it. Wow.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: And this whole time, we've been pronouncing below deck wrong
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: because the B is silent.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: It's actually hello deck.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I bet you didn't know that.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: I learned something new every.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Day deck, Hello deck sailing?
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: What else happened the oh? I didn't even you really
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: have to pronounce you? Oh that's what I was surprised
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: about today. You don't pronounce it me.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: But then you go as hard as you've ever gone
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: hard on an o in your life.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Hard, Oh hard.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's got an accent to the right and accent
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: to the left, and lot one of those little triangles.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: It's got everything.
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: You can't pull it into that port. It's too big.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Not Oh, it's not going to make it through under
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: that bridge.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Drop the fenders. But there's no space, no baby, not
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: a meto.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: That's why cow got fired. You didn't know how to
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: handle it. Oh yeah, Kyo, kya, Kyo got kyoed.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was fine with that.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: God he was so boring. Oh get him, Get him
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: out of here, for God's sake. Take your hair with you.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: What am I gonna use that hair to mop up
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the deck?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: What?
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Leave hi?
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Joe?
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Hi? I got a lot to say on He'll out
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: deck Joe.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I disagree.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: I do think Kyo was interesting from a what is
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: going on with him? I know we talked about a
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: little bit, but what was ever going on with him
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: that was of interest to me?
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: I thought we would maybe get a pills talk.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, allegedly, you're right, I take it back. Yeah, you
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: know what he sailed off with those non checked in
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: drugs allegedly. Allegedly, he shoved them right back into his
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: side pocket.
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: An he left the dock there, he goes, poor Fraser man,
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: he's this outdoor concert he's got to put together.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: God what happened. And he was like, I've got so
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: much to do. I'm going to get a party planner
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: and see how it goes. Now I'm going to leave you.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Holy hell, nothing is done. So that's where we left it.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Like that guy was the party planner and he's like,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: this is the area I showed you before, and this
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: is where it is now. It's pretty much the same.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: Did you want us to start doing something? It's a
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: party though, when he'll account, I'm confused.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: That's what was confusing, Thank you.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: If it's earlier in the day, i'd be nervous, but
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I would assume like they know what they're doing.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: And then if it's the day before, I absolutely have
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: no business being concerned.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: No business we should we have no business being there,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: to be honest with you, seeing them talk about the
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: next day, no business.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: Yes, there's a bit after this, there's not a business.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: It's not the time of the place. Yeah, out of
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: business gone.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Fishhar and sale.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: Take it. It's free now.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: If the party is in a few hours, we're back
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: in business.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: We're back in business. Open now, everything's full priced.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Now we're hot. Now. Maybe we'll get somewhere in episode four, yes,
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: or five, but before next week.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: You're too harsh on this show.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: You want to know why. I would like to know,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: because it's not why I've been tainted and spoiled, spoiled,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I tell you, mother, I'm spoiled by Love Island.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Liza, I know, And I'm not even going to
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: go too hard in on.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Loose year versus last year. But blah, blah, blah. Is
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: just the amount of content they're able to shuffle out
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: at us so quickly that sometimes when you're watching other
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: shows with it, it feels less urgent.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: That's what it does, and it bounces by default. It
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: gets bounced all the other drama from all the other
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: shows in such a way that it's just they end
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: up in our peripherals. And that's really not fair.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I do think this is a good season
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: of Below Deck. It just doesn't have the urgency of
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: there's another episode tonight and tomorrow and is happening right now,
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: and what are they going to do? And yeah, but
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: it is a good season.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: I will say.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: And I think it's going to continue to get better,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: that's for sure. Yeah, yeah, Well, is there anything else
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: that you want to say on this?
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: No, I don't, dude. When Joan and jo Is in shim.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I'll give you guys, right, I'll give you ride e
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Liza and Joan. I just I'm gonna warn you I
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: might get pulled over at some point because it tends
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: to happen to me.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Amy's turning head so that she switches in a different character.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: I'm used to driving in a car within paired people.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, for God's sakes, how many times are you gonna
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: get pulled over by the cops as many times as
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: you've had an Orange County been yelled at by Alexis
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Felino Is Vicky, I got driving with you. You're reckless to society.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I love you as my friend, by sel By, my sister,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: but get out of the car, give you a case.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Something to say about that. So I'm just gonna go on.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: For your voice is gonna get crazier and crazier. I
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: can't even hear it anymore like.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: A dog whistle. Proud might argue.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: With poor Emily, Poor Emily, when she's gotta set me
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: up like that.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: I gotta pimp this bitching.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: I tell her, pimp me a bit. I can't get
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: enough of it. If you're not pimping me up and
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: setting me up, setting that ball on that t ball stand,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: you're not doing your job, set me up, get me
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: to do my voices. I can't get enough of doing
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: my voices.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: You know who else would say that is Emily and
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Gea don't.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Everybody? Orange County is starting this week.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Yes, that's what we just heard from most of the ladies,
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: most of.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Them, and we will be re kipping that. And Friday
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: is the day of the lam. You want to make out?
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: We we no la la.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: She said that so many times.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: I know, all right, we better go because you gotta yeah.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: I got, I gotta get Shannon's picking me up with Liza.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama Darling