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Rone Recaps Surviving Barstool Finale | Son of a Boy Dad #434 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Today it is Monday, September 7th, Labor Day. We are
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  Speaker 5: here working. We don't take days off personally, but what
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  Speaker 5: other people choose to do with their time is up
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  Speaker 5: to them.
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  Speaker 4: Totally.
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  Speaker 1: Every person from top to bottom not being here is
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  Speaker 1: like their decision.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's up to them.
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  Speaker 5: Not a soul in the office.
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  Speaker 1: We're kind of the troops in this situation.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Where it's like they can thank us for our service. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Lights are on.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that we stepped up and kept the lights on.
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  Speaker 4: Keeping them on.
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  Speaker 1: Like we're jumping a car.
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  Speaker 4: John Wooden famously said, the man in the office on
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  Speaker 4: Labor Day is the one who will really, he doesn't
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  Speaker 4: do it for credit. No, never.
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  Speaker 5: Never.
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  Speaker 1: And they'll never understand what it feels like to be
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  Speaker 1: the man in the office.
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  Speaker 4: The man in the office.
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  Speaker 5: The man in the office.
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  Speaker 4: The man in the office.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: They could never understand.
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  Speaker 4: Tom Brady actually had that speech taped up on his locker. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The man in the office.
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  Speaker 4: The man in the office. Yeah, yeah. When Belichick wasn't there,
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  Speaker 4: he'd go sit in Belichick's chair in his office.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
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  Speaker 4: On off days. I didn't know that. And just look
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  Speaker 4: at plays and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting. And that's why Belichick didn't make the Hall
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  Speaker 1: of Fame. And Brady did.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Is Brady in the Hall of Fame yet, or he's
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  Speaker 1: not eligible? I know Belichick didn't make it on his first.
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  Speaker 5: Or no, I guess Brady's in the Patriots Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 4: That's what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Which is bigger.
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  Speaker 4: See, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Which is more important. Which is more of an honor.
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  Speaker 4: Legend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we made it in. No one else did, but
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  Speaker 1: we're not counting.
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  Speaker 4: Wait a minute. What are we doing here? Speaking of champions....
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  Speaker 5: Well, we should say before we start, this episode's probably
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  Speaker 5: going to be a majority about Surviving Barstool. So if
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  Speaker 5: you haven't watched it yet, watch it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't get mad at us for spoiling Surviving Barstool.
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  Speaker 1: Spoilers after right now.
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  Speaker 5: We are spoiling everything. We're going to spoil. It's all
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  Speaker 5: going to be spoiled.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's spoiled. Listen, I just want to say really quickly. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: We are among greatness. Oh, yeah. This is, right here,
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  Speaker 4: season five champion surviving Barstool Adam Ferron, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to give it up. We're going to give
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  Speaker 4: it up for him. That's so nice. Winner, $ 250, 000. Did
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  Speaker 4: it by himself against all the odds. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: how you did it, man. I really don't. I watched
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  Speaker 4: the whole thing. I don't understand how you didn't play
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  Speaker 4: your idol. There's so much to say. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: where to begin. All I can say is that this
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  Speaker 4: podcast is a podcast of champions. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Internet Invitational.
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  Speaker 4: Internet Invitational.
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  Speaker 1: Champion.
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  Speaker 4: Surviving Barstool Season 5.
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  Speaker 1: JFL. No.
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  Speaker 4: No. Was it Major? Oh, Major 3. You were there.
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  Speaker 4: I forgot about that. At Major 3. Yeah. Where was
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  Speaker 4: that again?
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta.
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  Speaker 4: How much money did you win for that?
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  Speaker 5: Nothing, but the team won 40K, I think. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: It's not 250. You didn't win any of it? It's
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  Speaker 4: not 250, but.
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  Speaker 5: It's 40 at least.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But that means that as a show, we're over.
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  Speaker 5: I won when I signed my contract with Barstool Sports.
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  Speaker 5: That's a win for me. I've already won.
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  Speaker 4: You sure you don't have some kind of gigantic.
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  Speaker 5: I'm already a champion.
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  Speaker 4: Achievement on the scale of my head. Every day I
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  Speaker 4: walk through. Invitational, $ 350, 000. Surviving Barstool, $ 250, 000. You don't have
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  Speaker 4: anything on that?
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  Speaker 5: Every day where I walk through those glass doors where
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  Speaker 5: Dan was dragged through the hallway by an Uber Eats driver,
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  Speaker 5: I'm reminded that I'm a champion.
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  Speaker 1: As soon as you curl around that hallway where Devlin
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  Speaker 1: got pushed by Brandon Walker, it's like Notre Dame.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly. You know what, Harry?
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  Speaker 5: You guys might have different definitions of champion.
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  Speaker 4: It's coming.
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  Speaker 5: I am a champion.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to give you shit, but I know
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  Speaker 4: for a fact that you are going to outpace us all.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to outachieve us all.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we have to get our shots in now
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  Speaker 1: while he's weak. It's like beating a four-year-old at basketball
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  Speaker 1: that you know is going to grow into an NBA player.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're going to do something big, man. I've known
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  Speaker 4: that for a long time, and I've been trying to
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  Speaker 4: coax it out of you.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think we put up with you? It's
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  Speaker 1: an investment. It's like you're like baby Gronk.
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  Speaker 5: Baby Gronk's looking good, to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Baby Gronk. And it's like all the people that didn't
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  Speaker 1: make fun of baby Gronk, he went for four touchdowns
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  Speaker 1: and 250 yards in his high school debut as a freshman. Seriously?
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  Speaker 5: He might actually go to the NFL. He looks sick.
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  Speaker 1: He literally looks like, and he runs like Gronk, too.
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  Speaker 4: It'd be pretty funny if he had the last laugh
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  Speaker 4: and he was like, Dad, am I allowed to laugh now? Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: If I'm him, I'm getting rid of the father. Because
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  Speaker 5: his dad's taking all of his money, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, his dad is just a ventriloquist with his hand
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  Speaker 4: through his head being like, say this, say this.
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  Speaker 5: He might be like a genius, though. Like, we might
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  Speaker 5: look at him like.
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  Speaker 1: LeVar Ball.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Or it's going to be like how, like, LeMelo Ball,
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  Speaker 1: all the kids know him as Mello instead of Carmelo Anthony. Like,
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  Speaker 1: all the kids are just going to be like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: there was a Gronk before him? Yeah, yeah. There was
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  Speaker 1: another Gronk?
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  Speaker 5: Old man Gronk?
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  Speaker 1: Old man Gronk? That's a legend. I only know baby Gronk. Champion.
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  Speaker 1: We got a champion here.
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  Speaker 5: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, it will probably be the last thing that I
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  Speaker 1: ever win in my life.
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  Speaker 4: Get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be the last. It's my last win.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: At this competition that I'll win, what other competition am
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  Speaker 1: I going to enter, especially on a large scale, that
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  Speaker 1: I'll win?
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  Speaker 4: You never know with this place. They could come up
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  Speaker 4: with some weird thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you'll probably do it again next year.
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  Speaker 1: The same competition? Yeah. Well, it will be impossible to
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  Speaker 1: win next year.
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  Speaker 4: Why?
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  Speaker 5: Because they'll want you out? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They'll get them out early.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll get me out early. The fact that I
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  Speaker 1: was able to sneak through to the end of this one,
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  Speaker 1: but it's all, I mean, with something like this, it's
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  Speaker 1: very luck-based. It's all like where the chips fall and
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  Speaker 1: like who's in front of you and how it all falls.
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  Speaker 1: It's completely based on the circumstances.
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  Speaker 4: I think you got as unlucky as you could have
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  Speaker 4: and sort of survived by the skin of your teeth.
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  Speaker 5: I would say it's mostly luck.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm kidding. Definitely is a lot of luck.
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  Speaker 5: No, I don't think it is. I think it's probably
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  Speaker 5: some luck, but I think it's mostly how you play.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you played you played the best uh
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  Speaker 4: that's nice you'd have to argue it that you played
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  Speaker 4: the best which i don't even think it was close
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  Speaker 4: no no.
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  Speaker 1: Shade i think dana did our.
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  Speaker 5: Brothers in jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Dana uh won four challenges yeah but like everyone said
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  Speaker 1: like Challenges don't matter.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost like not having won challenges means it's that
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  Speaker 4: much harder for you to get through.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So then Marty played better than me because I only
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  Speaker 1: won two challenges.
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  Speaker 4: And he didn't win any?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even win any challenges.
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  Speaker 5: So then he didn't win. He didn't play better. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: winning the challenges is a thing, but you got to
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  Speaker 5: have other stuff on top of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of just a sweetener.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a lot of sneaking. Honestly, I was
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  Speaker 1: more uncomfortable having won than I was playing the game.
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  Speaker 1: As you're going through the game, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I'm fucking killing it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking roasting all these people. It's almost overbearing and
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  Speaker 1: obnoxious watching it back, knowing that I did win. But
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  Speaker 1: then when it actually happens, it's almost like, what am
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  Speaker 1: I going to scream in Marty and Dana's face?
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  Speaker 5: Fucking pussies!
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  Speaker 4: You handled it with so much class.
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  Speaker 5: They've never done that ending before though, right?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: That's never happened in the ending where like, well, first
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  Speaker 5: of all, usually it's like a week after the finale
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  Speaker 5: and then you find out who won. But by which
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  Speaker 5: point everyone knows. Yeah, but it's usually not like, that
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  Speaker 5: was unique where you win and then you sit back
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  Speaker 5: down and then there was like, 15 more minutes of
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  Speaker 5: conversation a rage code yeah yeah which was pretty fun
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  Speaker 5: like that was great i thought that was great i
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  Speaker 5: actually thought i mean there's there's so much to say
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  Speaker 5: about this and i'm excited i'm really excited please i
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  Speaker 5: didn't mean to interrupt you oh no i don't i
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  Speaker 5: don't have much i mean i mean i have a
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  Speaker 5: lot but i don't have.
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  Speaker 4: At what point when they were reading the votes did
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  Speaker 4: you say i got.
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  Speaker 1: This i think that uh i thought that i was
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  Speaker 1: gonna win before i sat down at the tribal that's
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  Speaker 1: why I like when I hit that last shot against Glennie,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I was like, Oh, like that was my
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  Speaker 1: like moment of like victory.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to win.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I just need to stay out
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  Speaker 1: of my way. And that's why I like there were,
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  Speaker 1: they cut down my speech. They cut down a lot
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  Speaker 1: of speeches. Um, but they cut down my speech and
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  Speaker 1: I think I had a couple more like jokes in there,
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  Speaker 1: but I wasn't joke heavy at all. I like, it
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  Speaker 1: was intentional. I was like, if I try to be
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  Speaker 1: like very funny, like how you were on most dangerous
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  Speaker 1: game show, I'll like lose it. How you did on
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  Speaker 1: most dangerous game show. How everyone was like, he's too funny.
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  Speaker 1: He's a threat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to be right down the middle, give
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  Speaker 1: like a very even speech.
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  Speaker 4: It was convincing.
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  Speaker 1: Just be like right to the point.
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  Speaker 4: You clearly convinced the jury because it sounded like some
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  Speaker 4: of them didn't have their minds made up and were
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  Speaker 4: sold on that all by you. I guess one question
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  Speaker 4: I have, I have so many questions. But my first
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  Speaker 4: question for you, I was always looking for like angles.
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  Speaker 4: And whenever I've done these things, I'm always looking for
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  Speaker 4: ways to manipulate the games or the challenges.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Was there any part of you that considered eating all
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  Speaker 4: 10 worms at once and then just having unlimited balls
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  Speaker 4: going forward?
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  Speaker 1: I think that the way they made it seem was
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  Speaker 1: that you could do it on like the first like
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  Speaker 1: they're like, well, what if it only takes three worms
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  Speaker 1: and you hit your first three shots?
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  Speaker 4: They did say that. So they made it seem that way.
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  Speaker 4: But like after you missed like three in a row,
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  Speaker 4: I would have just I think I would have just
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  Speaker 4: gone up. closed my eyes and like chugged 10 worms.
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  Speaker 5: So i'm gonna i already told you guys i had
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  Speaker 5: to i'd skip that i couldn't watch that like as
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  Speaker 5: soon as they pulled out the worm because you texted
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  Speaker 5: like you obviously so the episode came out comes out
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  Speaker 5: today we're recording today we wanted to get ahead of
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  Speaker 5: it roan sent us like a link to the early
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  Speaker 5: episode release and not early we just have the file
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  Speaker 5: And I.
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  Speaker 4: Posted it on Reddit.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course. Yeah, I uploaded it everywhere. Live leak everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But you texted and you were like, like, because Francis
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  Speaker 5: texted was like, I just finished watching it. And then
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  Speaker 5: you texted and you were like, I just got past
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  Speaker 5: the worm part. And then the first challenge happened. And
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I wonder what the worm thing is. Like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm hoping it's not what I think it is.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 5: And then it was exactly what I thought it was.
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  Speaker 1: But worse. It was like those worms were worse. They
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  Speaker 1: were blue, fluorescent, glowing, pulsing worms.
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  Speaker 4: They looked like candy worms.
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  Speaker 1: They said that they were bred for this show, which
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  Speaker 1: is actually the most depressing. They're like bred in Asia
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  Speaker 1: for the show. Yeah. Which is like, I felt terrible
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: for the worms.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Not even a real survivor.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: No.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? You got bred for the fucking off-brand version?
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: No.
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Of Survivor? You can't even go to Fiji to be eaten?
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: It's a terrible existence for those worms. And they were
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: fucking gross.
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: What was the taste of them?
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Very earthy. I was just dry heaving the whole time.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: It was earthy and juicy and stringy and rubbery.
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the texture would have been the problem for me.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: The texture was terrible. I'm dry heaving the entire time.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, they looked so... unbelievably plump.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: And juicy yeah they were really they're the worms from
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: remember in the lion king when he goes to meet
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: up with timon and.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Poomba yeah it was those that's exactly it was just
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: like these thick ass glowing fucking carolina panthers blue yeah
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: worms oh my god yeah i had to fast forward
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: that i would luckily i knew like it was you
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: and like once i found out it was going to
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: be you and just you and glennie I was like, okay, well,
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: I know Roan makes it to top three, obviously, because
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: we know you won.
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: So I was like, I think I can just get
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: past this. And then I come back in, and you
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: got a knee brace on.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: I was biting into that. They were exploding all over Glennie.
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Explain the knee thing. You've got to explain the knee thing.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: So during that challenge, I tore my meniscus. Yeah. During
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: that challenge, running back and forth, it was just like, gink.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And I just felt a little click, and it was bad.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: And I felt another click and it was bad. But
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I was so zoned in that I just was like
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: playing through it. Like I didn't know what it was
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: or like exactly. You don't know what the feeling is,
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: but you just feel like something destabilized inside of you.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, that's bad. And then after the challenge,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I sat down in a very low seat. Have you seen,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: you haven't seen this video?
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: No, you never showed this to us.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Um, it's as, uh, I guess, I guess sound up
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: or we could put it in the episode. Oh my God.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Not even kidding.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, I heard it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Happen in that challenge.
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude. Oh, my God, man.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And so that's when it went from a torn meniscus
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: to a bucket handle tear.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Where it completely ripped off the bone and was flipped
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: over inside of me.
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: That was so loud.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: So loud. It sounded like a sequoia snapping.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: Boy, oh, boy.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: It's like a foul sound. It literally sounds like when
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: you hear a tree slowly falling over in a thunderstorm.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: It's like someone applying a slap bracelet.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: It was fucking terrible. And they, I mean, the irony
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: is that Marty pretended to be in a wheelchair for
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: the entire week. And then for the final tribal, they're like, Hey,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: like we can roll you out in a wheelchair. And
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck no, bro. Don't play me. Don't
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: make me fucking go out.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: You're like Kobe.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, let me take the last free throw.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Did you mention that you'd torn your meniscus to the jury?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't know it was a torn meniscus
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: until days later. So I didn't know what it was.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I knew I couldn't walk. I mean, my walk through
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: the airport after the fact was fucking the slowest. There
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: was 85-year-old women motoring past me, smoking me. You'll get better, sonny.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: It was so slow and embarrassing. And United Terminal at O'Hare,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: fucking to zoo.
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: It was brutal. Roan.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: Boss station?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: One thing that totally confused me, and I guess I
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: just was stupid about this, was that you went into
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Dave's office and, like, picked up a scroll. But was
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: that all just fake so that you could tell the joke? So, no.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: So, there were actually a couple, like, jokes. Like, I
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: fucked around in this episode a decent amount. Like, pretending, like,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: telling them all I was vegan, I feel like, was
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: a power play. And then the... Before the worms. I mean,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: you have to do some bullshit like that. And then...
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I found that scroll. They kind of did a little
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: bit of movie magic. I found that scroll in the
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: same place that I found my original, but they were
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: doing a pickup shot with that one.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: But with the but i had kept the tube from
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: the actual one i found and so that the when
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: i fuck with everybody and i said glennie boss has
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to tell the twerk blowjob story again with with that
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: scroll i had uh like a piece of paper from
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: one of my fake idols from the last time that
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: i did it last year and so i just wrote
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it longhand on that because i brought some stuff to
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: make fake idols just in case i i got it
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: in a pinch and i never had to use any
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: of it so i like wrote it longhand on the scroll.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: That's why, like, my shirt changes color.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: I see.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: But this was the night before that I went in.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: It's just like hanging with the boys.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Hey, it's great. I mean.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: It was great times. Oh, man.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: Wow. I gotta say. I mean.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: It was thunderous. It was... My.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Favorite part of the worm... I mean, the brief part
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: that I saw of the worm thing was just Dana
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: kept on going to Marty being like, can you eat?
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Can you eat and it's like i mean yeah everyone
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: can eat these are i think the live worms are
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: the problem yeah can you eat can you eat.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Bro i i i can't help but wonder if uh
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: dana had saved um glenny balls to the final yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I would have had a harder time against marty for
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: sure let's.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Say that marty let's say that marty wins against you
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: does that mean dana wins the show a lot of
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: people were.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Saying that they would have voted for glenny in that
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: circumstance because everyone was sick of marty and dana for
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: whatever reason But I don't believe that.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: I don't think they would have.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I think they would have voted for.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: They said that in the jury. Like, Pat was like,
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: we had all decided we were going to vote for
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Glennie out of spite.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: But that's like the.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: But that's crazy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: You know what that's like, though, to be like, we're
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: going to spite the game and vote for Dave. Like, fucking,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: you know. And then in the moment.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: People do that. People did do that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: But you voted for.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: I never said I was going to do that.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, you didn't?
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like we all were like, yeah, we're voting
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: for Dave. Like, fuck it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: That was like the Will Compton crowd. Yeah.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Those fucking scumbags. But the I'm joking. I yeah, I
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: don't I don't know really where to address it either.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I thought that winning that challenge was like if I
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: didn't win that, I would have killed myself in front
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of everybody. It would have been like really like.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: I thought you were going to run away with it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: It just seemed like whenever Glennie Balls hit one of
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: the pillars down, it was blind luck.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: He was shooting very softly, and I was shooting fucking saucers.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were lining it up.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Like, mine were going super fast.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: How many did you eat?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Ten.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. That is... Did you have, like, crazy
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: shits after, or, like.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I wanted that. I wanted that night.
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: How does that go through the body?
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: Harry eats ten... worms a night they're just gummy worms
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: yeah they're just trolling and then wakes up in the
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: morning he's like I've never eaten worms and not had
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: the shits.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: I mean it was genuinely like like that was so fucked.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Anytime I've watched Survivor or any Fear Factor I'm like
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I would never and could never do that Any other show,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I would have tapped out. If it was early on,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I would have been like, I can't do this.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you said it. You were like, I want.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: To do it.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: It was do or die. It was like I had
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: to do that or win $ 250, 000. There was no... It was.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Literally like you had no choice.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: I had no choice. You had to eat the worms.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: And so you could kind of tell, but I was like...
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: grunting i was like a bull about to be like
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: let out i was.
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: Like fucking firing myself up just trying to like giving
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: you guys some salt or like maybe some tabasco just anything.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: To hell glennie had some on a belt that he
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: pulled out like a fucking 10 he ate all 10
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: glennie was acting like he was like oh dude they're
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: moving like he like he wasn't going to be able
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: to do it glennie was done with his 10 worms
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: maybe when i was four or five worms really he
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was eating them so fast he was slurping them down
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: i think that's the play it's just a clean swallow
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: i was trying to i was trying to do that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: as well like it was impossible you couldn't just swallow
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: them without like chomping them that's why they were exploding
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: in his face I would never do some shit like that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: That is so.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I had to eat the... What did I eat? I
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: ate a scorpion.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: And then a water bug. The water bug I didn't
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: eat though.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've had like a bite of one of those
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: water bugs. The water bugs are worse than the worms.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: No shot. The water bug was pretty bad.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: But it was so dense.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: It's so dense. it's like a fig newton.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: It's this big this wide burnt to a crisp or
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: it's not even burnt to a you would hope it would.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Be yeah it's like the scorpion was the scorpion was
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: like eating a french fry yeah it just tasted like
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: shit it was just charred yeah the water.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Bugs are fucking disgusting.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Water bugs are basically cockroaches.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Right but like triple the size they're like this.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: Big oh my god dude.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: With big big long wings those are disgusting i think
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: these this is maybe better i guess i would have done.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: That so like you like i'm because i i like
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: i saw the scene where you were like i've eaten
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: a lot of weird shit at barstool like lower in
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: the bar most dangerous games i don't think any of
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: that was like even on the same level as the
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: worms Yeah. Like eating a dead scorpion. I would eat
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: a hundred dead scorpions.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: They serve scorpions on the street food in a number
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: of countries.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: On a skewer.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Like I would have eaten the... most amount of scorpions
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: anyone's ever had before i ate one of those worms.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I felt bad for the worms like i didn't want
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: to fucking i don't want to take their life.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Was there an option to kill before eating like what
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: if you were to just.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: You know with what punch them flat yeah What do
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you mean?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Dejuice them?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Dejuice them?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: And just like squeeze it out?
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a go-gurt.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Rung them?
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Like a go-gurt?
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Just have the skin.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: The exoskeleton? Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It was kind of like a go-gurt if you had
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to eat the plastic too. I never considered that. I
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: feel like the teeth are the best thing to, like,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: nothing else in the body is built to fucking destroy
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: these things like that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Punching a bowl of worms?
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: That would actually probably have been the play.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Punch the whole bowl?
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get them all.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: But then I helped Glennie. i can't separate his words
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: true i needed glennie to punch them for me dude it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Was close i mean it was it got down to
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: two two yeah it was two two i can't believe
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: it were you were you nervous you said.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Terrified yeah i was very because like on the last
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: one like we i had a chance to hit a
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: shot and i missed it and it literally is something
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: that i've thought about for the entire time and then
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: when i lost that second to last challenge against dana
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: um I was like, I've blown it again. And part
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: of me started to accept the negativity. Started to accept
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: that I could have lost this thing at the final four.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: But that was where... When Dana won that challenge, then
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: that's when Brandon got voted out?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: No, the challenge at the beginning of the finale.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Where we're running back and forth with the board.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the puzzle one.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That puzzle was brutal.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: That's a lot better than the worms.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, at least I could just force
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: my way through the worms. There was no like... brute
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: strengthening your way.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Through this puzzle yeah true i mean you kind of
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: you kind of blew that lead i did blow the
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: lead yeah you got smoked yeah well i mean not
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: smoked you got smoked i fumbled i fumbled crossing the
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: goal line though you were you had the you had
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: the yips on that last on number one yeah on
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: the one part of the.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Puzzle or i was i was calm i just couldn't
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: do it it wasn't even like a mental.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Thing externally but internally getting the ball all the way
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: all the way to that last thing was impossible Yeah,
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: if your name's Roan.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I would have loved to see your Michael J. Fox
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: hands on that board. You would have fucking been shaking
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that thing like a pinball machine.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: It didn't look impossible for Glennie or Dana.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I think Glennie finished that. Well, regardless, I was going
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: through it really quickly, flying through it. I even could
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: tell that there was going to be a worm challenge
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: because Jeff said something, but we didn't have our phones.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You saw the bug guy? Yeah, Randy.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Randy appears.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I saw Randy the bug guy. There was a guy
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: on Most Dangerous Game Show that was like, he was
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: the bug guy. And he like pulled up in a
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: station wagon and had like a, just like a full
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: station wagon full of cages of different like bugs that
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: he would like pull out.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Like snakes and shit. It was so hot.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Just, yeah, like a Tupperware container full of snakes. But
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Jeff said something about like being able to like it's
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: going to be like a tastier challenge or some, one
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: of those like clue words. And so I knew we
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: were going to be eating something. So I was like
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: looking up things to do to like, eat beforehand like
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: trying to get Pepto Bismol from the PAs and shit
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: like that well there.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Was a famous chapter of Encyclopedia Brown where.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Yes you know that one yes of course.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Where his competitor it was like they had a friend
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: who was competing in the.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: Eating challenge it was like a pie eating contest he
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: was eating mustard or maybe mustard something like that and
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: the other guy the competitor was sucking on ice cubes
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: all day which froze his taste buds.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Allegedly I don't know if the science of that.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: Is true I feel like I've heard that because there's
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: that Workaholics episode where they try to eat like a
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: super big pizza to win free pizza for the year
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: and they burn their.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: Tongues with spoons.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: They put spoons on like a fire until they're red
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: hot and then they burn their tongues.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All of Workaholics is actually based on the Encyclopedia
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Brown books.
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it is.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: They lifted all their challenges from the Encyclopedia Brown books.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: But I was looking up shit and none of it helped.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I was just dry even after the fact.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: And what did you ever get close to a wet heave?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I would have aimed my wet heave
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: at Glennie I would have launched my weave at Glennie
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: if it came down.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: To it I think you gotta go back in to
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: the worm bowl.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? throw up on his shit?
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's true sabotage was there any sort of votes at.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: The end if you do that?
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: They were loving it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Even like Tommy who was hating me at that time
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: he was cracking a smile as I was fucking.
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: Him dude tommy was so angry he kept cutting to
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: him and and even at like super funny moments he
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: just was stone-faced he was so mad he was so
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: mad watching all of that.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah i i thought i i think i miscalculated how
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: angry he would be i didn't think he would be
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: that angry i know you get angry after the fact.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: I didn't everyone's saying he's a jolly good fellow for
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: me based on how well i took getting voted out
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: i was like that was awesome you guys are great
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: well done yeah re-orchestrated it i was like props yeah
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: and i voted for her to win.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah that was actually very uh mature she got me
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: out too and i voted for her to win.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: And i by the way i got totally fucked yeah
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: my whole thing was filled with controversy but mostly from
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: like the the idol shit but like in the end
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: i don't know It just I knew that was going
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: to happen.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: I guess I do get it, though, because like it
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: is Tommy's thing, you know.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: But he's lost other times.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: It's like when you lost to him in the.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That drove me crazy. That drove me
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: absolutely crazy. And I regretted the way that I did.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I didn't feel any any sort of like.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: Wow. Catharsis from that. No, no. Because he said he
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: felt cathartic.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: He was like, oh, that was cathartic. They also cut
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: a lot out of his speech.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Like what?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: He was just talking about more stuff about how I
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: was a bad guy. Yeah. He was just listing more
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: reasons why I was a bad guy.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: That's crazy to me. I mean, if we want to
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: get into it, talk about the thing. So he's saying
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: you're a bad guy. Which obviously you're not a bad guy.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: It's okay.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: But when they cut to the clip of you guys
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: lying about him not getting voted out, I was like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: That was pretty fucked up. The way that Marty laughed. Yeah.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Like it looked like a movie scene.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: But what can you do? There comes a point where
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: you have to lie to someone.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Because if they had been like, yeah, we're coming for you.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: He would have tried to figure something out. He would
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: have orchestrated some way out of it.
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: It's like i mean that was cool i was ice
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: cold oh yeah ice cold.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: What was the what was the scene in uh was
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: it is it goodfellas where like uh isn't the guy's
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: named tommy from goodfellas where they like and it's the
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: day that he's gonna get made oh yeah yeah and
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: he walks in and he thinks he's about to get
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: made yeah that's how you guys did him and then
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you and then he got whacked right there it's like
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: that's how you have to do it like you have
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to like Make it seem like it's a normal, perfect day.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: And then you whack him.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I told Rhea in line into the tribal council, I
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: have my idol. I'm going to play it.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: And she goes, don't play it. You'll waste it. And
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: then they voted me out. I had my own saving grace. Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Lifeline right there.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: It's a ruthless game. I mean, it's definitely a ruthless game.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: I don't knock any lying or manipulation at all.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is. You should know what you're
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: signing up for. Yeah. And yet, for some reason, everybody
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: who does this fucking game says, it's all part of
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: the game. It's just a game. It's all a game
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: until it happens to them. And then all of a
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: sudden it's, Real life. I thought I knew that person. Yeah, yeah.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: They were at my wedding. Yeah. We've done content together.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: That's a friend.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: Have you guys spoke? Are you guys back on good
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: terms now or is it still on site?
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I heard you had to move your desk. I think
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: that– I don't think that it's completely good.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's completely good.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Is it better? Wow.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, from my end, it's better.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Like, have you guys spoke?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Have there been, like, real conversations?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, but he's still upset about it. I, from my side,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: choose to still be his friend. And, like, the ball
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: is now in his court. And, like, he can either
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: be my friend or not be my friend. I'm not
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: going to beg him to be my friend or, like,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: apologize for playing the game. I'd still like to be
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: friends with him. But also, like, I can't... It's not
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: really even my business how he, like, sees me or, like...
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You know, like, his opinion... You ever hear that phrase
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: where it's like, other people's opinions aren't your... It's no business.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: It's no business, right. So it's like, I'm going to
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: continue to try and, like, be his friend. I think
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I've done, like, plenty of things that were friendly towards him, but, like,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: he obviously was hurt by how I played this game.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And it's his... If he's hurt, like, that's a valid emotion,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: but also, like, I was playing the game to win,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: and I won.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Was he pissed when you won?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: For sure. Dude, he didn't... He didn't want to win
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the dozen because we were on the same team. Oh, wow.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: We were on the same dozen team. We made it
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: to the championship game. And after the game, the first
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: thing he said to me was that it was like
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a silver lining that I wasn't able to win that
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: as well.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Damn. I mean, he doesn't play around about it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: He doesn't play around about it. And I don't think
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: it diminishes any of his accomplishments. if I'm able to
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: win this I think that this is a game of
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: lying for sure and you have to lie and I
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: think that like you have to expect lying and I
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: think part of the game is discerning when people are
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: lying to you and I think that I was like
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I was tenacious about finding out if people were lying
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: when they were talking to me. And I thought I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: did a good job of that. And he wasn't able
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: to tell that, but like, that doesn't affect how I
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: see him going forward. Um, I know that like Nick
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Teraney and Nikki smokes had like a, uh, like they
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: weren't talking to each other. Like, I don't think it's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: quite that level, but it's definitely not good.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They're, they're back. They're friends again.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Cause, uh, yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Cause remember we were, We were getting ready for fantasy
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: and Nick suggested adding smokes if we were going to
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: do 12 men.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: That is a nice olive branch. At first, Tommy kicked
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: me out of the fantasy football league that I'm in. Really?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: But then he let me back into the fantasy football
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: league that I'm in with his friends.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: You're in another fantasy league with Tommy?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Dude, he said that he wouldn't be in your league
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: because he didn't want to be in any more leagues.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: And then he was in the New York office league
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: with Glennie Balls.
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah. yeah he left me and.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: It's because it's probably because because of you yeah.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: That's crazy he doesn't even want to like why why
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: not hash it out like what if you guys have
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: a matchup like.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: We hash we tried to hash it out that night
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and since then it just says like he'll like argue
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: in the office and kind of like he'll hit me
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: with like come like you're a smart guy like figure
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: it out like oh like shit like that where it's.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Like you guys might have to just fight once that knee's.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Ready no no he's got it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: What a fight that would be no offense around Just
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: girl paw. Speed bagging each other's faces. I actually think
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: you'd take that fight. It's okay.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Your running on the puzzle was, I was impressed. What
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: does that mean? I was impressed by your form. I
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: expected it to be much worse.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: What was my form?
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Just standard running, standard jogging.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: Well coordinated.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Well, he's in shape.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but he always talks about how uncoordinated he is.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: That's literally running. That's not even coordination.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: You should see me run.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: No, it's not that bad.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: No one has seen you run in 30 years. No, no.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Basketball.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true. But that's how I run. It's all no control.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: But he would run with like vans on or like
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Chuck Taylors. It would sound like my knee slapping every time.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: But throw a pair of ice skates on this guy.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: He skates with the wind.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Come on now.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: Mystery Alaska over here. Come on now. Crossovers. Yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: A lot of guys don't know about the backwards crossover.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Backwards crossover.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Looks awesome.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: It does look gorgeous.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I was a master of it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: But, you know, it's a conversation for another day.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: So, you know, look, we all have moments at this
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: place where we don't react the way that we would
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: want to. For example, when I lost the Wunderlich to Tommy,
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: I was incredibly angry and like came off horribly in
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: that moment. And I regretted that. It was pathetic of me.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: What I don't understand is that Tommy reacted that way
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: and he stands by it. He's not trying to fix
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: things with you. Nick told me he was like, I
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: regret that I reacted that way towards Nikki smokes. I'm
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: going to look horribly.
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Cause no one wants it to come out and then
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: have them. That's why I do feel like they shouldn't
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: cut down those speeches.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: I agree. Well, there was like, Yeah, I wish they
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: had kept his entire speech because then it would just
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like it almost left me like like you don't understand
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the depths of it or like the full alchemy of
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: the relationship unless you let him say everything that he
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: said in the show and like keep it in the show. Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: it doesn't make like when he was like, oh, that
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: was quick. I think it was like he was being
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: sarcastic because like he kind of went on.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: How long was his actual speech?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: A little bit longer. Um, I'm not sure.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Any big things that he, they specifically cut out like
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: a moment where people were like, Whoa, he was.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Talking about like personal. They was talking about like the
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: KFC diss track. And like, he was like, why did
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: you cut me at like six? Like I would have
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: been fine if you cut me at five, but like
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: why at six? And I was like, what is the dip?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: What's the difference?
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: And, uh, was, would you say this is the most
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: emotionally invested surviving that we've had? Like that most of
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: the people got into it?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: It's pretty up there, especially for a season where everybody,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: like going into the finale. I mean, I don't know
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: what the reaction to the finale is because it hasn't
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: happened yet. But to me, I thought that the finale
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: was like good on multiple levels. It was personal. Like
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: there was like comfort behind stuff. Oh, it was unbelievable.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Multiple challenges. Like I thought it almost... I mean, for
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: anybody that complained about the season, like, save the season.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: But everyone's like, pregame alliances. Like, I wasn't in the
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: finale with anybody that I had pregame alliances with. And
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: the one person, like, I had a pregame alliance with Tommy,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: and I smoked him. Yeah, you smoked him. Like, I didn't. Like,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: everyone's like, pregame alliances ruin the game. It's like, how?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: By the way, I just remembered that I, in Most
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: Dangerous Game Show, had a very scathing speech about Rudy.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: But again, it's important to note that, like, the second
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: we cut cameras, I went up to him and was like,
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: by the way, I don't have any issue with you. Yeah,
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: that's totally. And he was like, oh, thank God. Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: You guys squashed that quick. It was just like me.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I was like, God, I don't feel any of this.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: But like and Pat was like, you got to do it. Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: I was like, all right. Yeah. And then immediately didn't care. Yeah.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: So the after party was at a good night, John boy.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And I think that they put us all at a
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: hotel across the street from good night, John boy.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, weren't you guys at like a cool hotel?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: It was a cool hotel. It was like no boo
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: or some shit.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Wasn't something filmed at the hotel?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but it was like a
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: nice hotel right across from good night, John boy, whatever
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: is close to that. And at the end of the night, um, Glennie, uh,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: came up to me and, uh, and tommy and was
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: like because i tried to talk to tommy at the
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: after party i was like let's let's settle this like
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: let's get this all out in the ocean open and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: we like went back and.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Forth actually like your other way better yeah let's get
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: this all in the ocean send it out to sea.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: That would have been nice we should have put it
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: all out in the ocean and it kind of like
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: let the tide take it felt like it was being
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: resolved and then like if then it just like was
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: like wasn't resolved And then we were kind of standing
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: out front of John Boy and Glennie was like, let's
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: go back to the hotel and complain, which I thought
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: was like a really nice sentiment. And so the two
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: of them came back up to my hotel room and
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: they had little bottles of like Casa Azul and we
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: like poured up some, some nice tequila. And like, it's
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: really nice. Glennie was like, you know, Glennie was to
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: his credit, like being very like circumspect about it. And like,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Tommy was like, kind of like hammering it home and
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: being like, don't you like see how, And I was like,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I do see, but this is the game and that's
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: how I was playing it. And at one point towards
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: the end, Glennie was like, You're being kind of a faggot, Tommy.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: That was funny.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: You know, I think that one of my issues is that,
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: and this is to Tommy's credit, he is the guy.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: If there were.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Anybody on earth that I would expect to get it
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: and not have that reaction, it's Tommy.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is why it's surprising.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: That was part of my calculus. of like being like, okay, well,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: this is somebody who will be able to understand this.
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: It's, it's so baffling to me, uh, because he wrote
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: the book. He is so many layers deep and levels deep.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: And for some reason it did seem like this season,
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: he did decide to play differently and played more like
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: morally and honestly and like true to friendships, I guess.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Well, at one point also in the season, he said,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I'm going to, my way of playing this game this
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: season is going to be manipulating personal friendships, is exactly
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: how he said it. And so like, okay, once you've
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: said that in a confessional, like you can't be mad
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: at me for anything that I've done because that's exactly
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: what you were trying to do. The fact that you're
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: still carrying this personal friendship thing against me is like,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: that was your game plan. So you can't be mad
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: at me for like, What, having a similar game plan?
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: Do you think if when you were in that room with... Well,
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: who was it? Marty and Glennie or Marty and Dana
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: and Tommy? When he asked if it was him.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Probably all of us.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Do you think if you guys were to say, like,
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: it's you, you're done, do you think he would have
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: had a better reaction?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe, but... that like to take the risk it was
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: like yeah i didn't want to give him like a
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: wiggle room to like try and get out of it
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: and try and like.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Go out find a idol yeah find an idol.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: Or like go like try and scheme some other people
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: or find like another way to like backdoor it there's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: also like at the ring of fire and this is
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: this is probably actually two inside baseball to get into
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: um but at the ring of fire he he started
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: talking about he um He tried to tell Dana that
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I was gunning for him when he knew that that
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: plan wasn't going to happen. I got up and they
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: sat us all down to vote. And I said, wait,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: we don't know what the plan is. Can we have
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: two more minutes to production? And they didn't keep that
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: in the show for some reason. And when we first
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: sat down, Tommy hadn't talked to me and he was
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: acting like he was just going to go along with
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: the plan and vote out Dana. But in reality, he
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: was going to go against the plan, tell Dana that
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I was gunning for him and betray me and my trust.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: And I found that out before he could get me out.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: And I got him out because he was trying to
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: betray me. It's very that's like very inside. No, I mean,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: that makes total sense. I watched all of that. At
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: some point, like I couldn't go along with plans with him.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: But I mean, that's also.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Dude, Tommy, you know what? Look. The fact that he
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: said you were a bad person is what really bothers me.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Because first of all, I think you're one of the
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: better people that works at this company. And I would
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: stand on this, like what you've done for me in
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: my life, it goes so far beyond work, whatever. It's
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: just like, again, small things, helping me move out of
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: my apartment when I was like getting divorced my life
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: was falling apart just like just an incredibly good person.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That's nice of you to say but if i have
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: to start arguing for why i'm a good person i'm
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: probably a bad.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: But this is why i'm doing it on your behalf i'll.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Say i i mean sass do you have anything to
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: say about me being a good person maybe like an
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: anecdotal evidence of me i have.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: More things to say about you being a bad guy
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: than a good guy what the fuck i mean if
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: i'm being honest i was watching you know there's a
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: like i was watching the episode A lot of talk
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: about you being a bad guy. And in my head,
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Ron's not a bad guy. That's crazy. And
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: then I was thinking about it for a minute. And
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: I was remembering a conversation that Ron and I had
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: last week where he told me not to draft quarterbacks
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: in fantasy early.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: I remember hearing you say that.
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: Because you can get good quarterbacks for high value later
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: in the draft. And then we had our draft and
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Roan picked a quarterback second overall. His second overall pick.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: This is a two-quarterback league, and you were asking me
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: about a one-quarterback league.
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, that was, I felt like he took my
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: heart out of my body and crushed it.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Dude, you're a Jameer Gibbs super fan, and you started
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: a fantasy league and gave yourself the first overall pick.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I did not give myself the first overall pick.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: You're a bad guy.
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't give myself the first overall pick. I want
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: to make that very clear. It was a randomized order.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I ended up with the first pick.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: I can feel this kind of getting away from us
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: pretty quickly here. I understand. I think the two of
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: you should get a hotel room and talk.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: And complain. I thought that was so nice by Glennie. Like,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: let's go upstairs and complain for a little bit. And
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: it was nice.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: He did take it like a champ.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Glennie was like, I know people online are like, Glennie
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: doesn't work here. Glennie was like the in-house Mr. Congeniality
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: MVP of the week where being around him was like
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: so fun and funny. That's how you know he's paid.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: What? That's how you know he's making money.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: Just the way that he's able to compose himself.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: That's paid.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: He lost 250 and he'd have been batting eyelash.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: But no, the way that he handled getting eliminated from
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: the worm thing, I was like pretty surprised.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: He was like, he said, what can you do?
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah. What are you going to do? And then he
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: said to Marty, I don't like you.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was pretty funny. Glennie was so funny. And
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: like people have their opinions of him. But I don't
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: like from somebody that if you were there hanging out
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: with Glennie, you would have had a blast listening to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: like the stories that he told. And he got shit
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: faced every night. It was up till three in the morning,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: just like walking around, like telling stories, ordering chicken. I
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: got closer to Marty during the week. Dana was awesome.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Brandon Walker was a stud and rode hard for me.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: It was so funny when he got eliminated, him just
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: talking shit.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was crazy. He was awesome.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: He did ask you in the thing, he was like,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: did you ever lie to me? And you said no.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Had you ever lied to him?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't. But when Marty was like, I never lied
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to you, Marty told me he was going to bring
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: me to the end. He shook my hand and told
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: me if I make it to the end.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: I'm going to bring you.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's the big thing. I don't think
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: your only thing that you say to the jury should be,
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: I didn't lie. Because I just think that doesn't work.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: That's literally what you did during your most dangerous game.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: It didn't work.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: It didn't work. You're like, did I ever lie to you?
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it doesn't. No one gives a fuck.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: No one's thinking like... Because if you didn't lie to them.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Well, Tate was like, I want you to lie the
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: whole time. Yeah. Tate said he was like, Dana, if
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: you had brought Glennie, then you would have had my respect. Right.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: If you had smoked... That's sparky. If you had smoked...
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: If you had separated Marty and Dana, then I would
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: have given you that respect. Which I thought, I mean,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Tate did awesome. His like question, he was like, when
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you vote, when I vote, you want me to vote
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: with my head or my heart? That was like a
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: great question.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Tate was really good at that. He was built for this.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's very precise with his words.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: He was really, really good at it and was kind of,
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I mean, the Dana-Marty alliance really was just like so
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: strong and they had people around them that they didn't
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: seem like they were ever in trouble. But Watching those
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: other people like Tate who were not really part of
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: that fight was admirable.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: I think his stock is way up. I think he
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: did great the entire time. Tate did great the entire time.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I think something they put in this episode but kind
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: of glossed over was how much I was trying to
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: convince Dana to write a really long speech. and read
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: it verbatim and include everything that he had in his game.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: That was a key goal of mine to sabotage his speech.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: To make it like considerably, to make it worse.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: You also hit him with, what did you say? You
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: were like, if you don't bring Marty, you're a scumbag. Yeah.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: I heard you say that. And that was a really
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: interesting moment because that made me realize you really did
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: not want to face Marty for multiple reasons in that
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: catapult thing.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I just think that once people got to the final four,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: they stopped playing the game and they're like, okay, I
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: just have to do this. And I just like little
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: things kept on playing.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: But again, it's very easy to say once I won
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: and everybody, this other 70 people in the game were
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: probably just like realistically just a couple moves away from
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: being in the same spot that I was.
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  Speaker 7: you that after watching it I will never participate in
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• 52:18
  Speaker 1: I might be done, too.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I will never do it. I feel like they're going
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: to run out of people. What happens if... I mean,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: it's just luck that in the season that Ronan and
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: I did, we never had to fuck each other over.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Imagine if you or I had to.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: A podcast that relies entirely on chemistry. If we had
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: what he and Tommy have... I would cut both your
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: guys' throats. That'd be a nightmare.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't even think about it.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: No, but I my biggest thing, my biggest takeaway was
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: I just loved the ending. Like, I think they got
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: to end it. They got to do like having it
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: ends right then and there with the result. And then
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: watching like the fallout of the result is so much
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: better than having it. People wait and have to do
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: like the big after show like. or the big, uh,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: like everyone, everyone wears a suit.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Are they going to do an after show?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: They shot an after show live on the spot. And
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure if all those conversations that they had
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: where he, uh, Jeff asked who everybody voted for. I
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: don't remember if that was part of like the little
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: mini after show that they shot right there, but there
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: was more, but like, I didn't say a single word
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and nobody asked me a single question. Yeah, yeah. Everybody
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: just argued across being like, why did you not vote
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: for me or what could I have done?
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: Dana was killing me.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: What more could I have done?
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: I totally understand it from Mr.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Peggy. Yeah, yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: He told me that he's never been more sure that
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: he was going to win something than when they were
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: sitting down. He was like, in no world did he think...
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: but the what's tough crazy well it's because he didn't
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: see what we saw yeah he didn't see what he
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: did yeah when you see all that in the edit
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: after the fact and you're like clearly this show is
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: is building towards ron coming across as the ultimate like
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: survivor literally yeah of of so many attempts whereas like
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: When you say, like, I never had my name written down,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: I actually think that's kind of a mark against you.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because then it means no one saw you.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: As a real threat.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: You were never in trouble.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: You were never in trouble. Like, it kind of, yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: it kind of comes off as like everyone wanted Dana
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: in the end.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Or like when, like even in the edit watching Dana
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: keep on being like, I really don't want Rowan to
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: be at the final. I took that as like a,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: as a compliment because he's like, it will be hard.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: It would be harder to beat me.
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Which I thought was nice.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: He was really rooting against you with, uh, with Glennie
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: and you and the worms. Um, I, I will say,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: I thought the Marty getting the call from Ria in
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: the thing, the confessional was like, I, that like moved
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: me deeply.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah. You didn't like it.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: I loved it. No, you didn't tear it up a
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: little bit.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: I liked it. Cause I was like, wow, that is
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: a rock solid marriage. Yeah, yeah. I don't know that
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: anyone's told me they've been proud of me after not
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: winning something, you know, and getting that close. Yeah, yeah,
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: of course.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: It's like, get your ass home.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: I thought that was like really nice.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: So this whole week was for nothing.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Also, how funny was it when Marty was like, she didn't,
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: they told us we couldn't split the money. She took everything.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: That was a great line. That was great.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was very funny. Him and Dana. It was like,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: it's like emotional. Like you get that far.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: They were beat up bad.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They were beat the fuck up.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: They were really down. Cause they, I mean, I think
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: they probably assumed one of them was going to win it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: And I bet they had some sort of deal where
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: it was like, if I win, like I'll break you off.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah. We give you 10 grand. Yeah. But dude, um,
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: how about Pat's question of what, tell us why you
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: think these other two should not win. That's just the
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: very end being like.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah and then ron annihilated them not really you didn't
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: hold back at all not really i actually cut some
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: of the shit i said really yeah i was the
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: first person to bring up i was like his wife
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: won last year not because i was never going to
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: be part of my speech but i was like oh
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: they're fucking desperate for it and so when i said
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: that even like brandon walker.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Was like thank you like there's like people like people
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: wanted to hear that that wasn't even like i don't
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: think that that should be disqualifying like The same way
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, I shouldn't win just because I have kids.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: He shouldn't lose just because his wife. But if people
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: wanted to hear that, but for whatever reason, they cut that.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Wait, I'm confused. You were saying it as a mark
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: against him or as something that they should not care about?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't believe it's something that they should care about.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: But when Pat asked that question to be like, say
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: why these two people shouldn't win, I kind of like,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: threw them the bone of being like, well, like he
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: played like Patrick from SpongeBob and his wife won last year.
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: It was kind of crazy.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You don't think that's true?
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: I mean, I get what you were saying.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: It's just ruthless.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 57:16
  Speaker 5: Patrick from SpongeBob is like a retarded person. That's like
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: his whole character.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: He's not, it's not a person.
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: He lives under a rock.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: It's not a person. Isn't Patrick a starfish? Yeah. so
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: like it's not a it's not a retarded person.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: But he's like dumber than spongebob who's already dumb as
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: fuck you.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: Know that none of that's real right yeah but i
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: mean they don't actually live in a pineapple it.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Makes it real it doesn't bro he's a he's not
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: a retarded person he's a retarded starfish.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: He called tommy plankton.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: No he was uh mr crav um.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, so.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: No, he's really, he was Squidward, honestly.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: He was treating me like Squidward.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: I also thought it was, like, emotional and sad when
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Dana was like, what I would have done with the money.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Because I do think he, of everyone, if you want
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: to talk about need, might have been the person that.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Needs the money the most. What are you talking about?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: He's from Cha-Ching-Um.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: He came on this and we were talking to Luxbury
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: and to Chingham. That was the one thing that I
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: was like, at the very first episode, he's like, I
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: don't come from, dude, we had a whole conversation about
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: how he left sandwich and went to Chingham.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Okay well i don't know that.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Yes you do you were there it was our episode
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: where he had him on we had dana on and
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: we had a whole conversation about how i didn't his
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: neighborhood is named after the sound of cash register you.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Know that's hysterical i love how everybody at this company
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: gives me shit for somehow being wealthy and then they're
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: all fucking quietly masquerading behind oodles and noodles of cash
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: themselves everyone here likes to pretend they're fucking poor they're
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: not us.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: With your fucking secondhand sweatshirts.
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: I have to wear it. I literally wear it. I'm like, yeah, this.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Is from Japan. Right. Meanwhile, he's from Deluxbury and uh
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: he's cosplaying he just wants to act like he's from
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: the other side of the tracks drop his r's on
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the weekends.
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: Bingo bingo i'm going so that brings me to this
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: um run what are you doing on saturday of this week.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I'm flying back from, I have a show in Tallahassee,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: pop punk show in Tallahassee, buy tickets.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's too bad. I was going to say we
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: should do something, but then I remembered I actually have
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: plans with Harry.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: What?
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: Can you believe that?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: What?
• 59:35
  Speaker 4: Harry and I have plans.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: What, is he going to be taped up in your trunk?
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: We have some plans.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? You have plans with him.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Harry and I have some plans.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: What?
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: Thanks to DraftKings, shout out DraftKings, we will be attending
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: the US Open Women's Final.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Have you been hired by DraftKings? I feel like last
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: week you were like, I want to get hired by DraftKings.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Did it happen?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: No, it didn't happen.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: They reached out to me instead. And they said they
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 5: want to hire you? And they said they want me.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: They were like, can you get us Francis's number?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: DraftKings Sports.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, DraftKings. We're going. We're going to be in a
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: box in a suite at Flushing at Arthur Ashe Stadium.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: And Part of my pitch to Harry was, you know,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: this is really close to where you live.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the main reason that I decided to go.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: I figured that way.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: So you're going to this?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: He's coming.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Isn't this like a schmooze fest?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. I think it's kind of
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: been infiltrated by social media people this year.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Let's just, whatever he believes that has allowed him to
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: do it, I think we're going to let that be
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: his reality. I don't want to dissuade him in any way.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Shape, or form. They're playing video games there.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: I'm pumped.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: They got gummy worms.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited too. Yeah, it'll be fun.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: I did think it was the men's when I agreed,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: and then I looked up the schedule, but I'm still excited.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: I definitely said women's.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: No, you didn't. Let me look.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: You didn't even, I think you held out on purpose.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: I would not have done that to you. Uh.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: It was a strategic holdout, but I respect it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: No, dude, there's just no way I wouldn't have been
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: entirely honest.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, you said women's final.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Hey, DraftKings asked me to come to their event at
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: the U.S. Open women's final next Saturday. Want to come?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: The box, it's in a box. It's very close to
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: where you live. You don't have to, but it would
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: be fun.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Box.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: And he was into it.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: So you don't pass up on the box.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to be riding high, baby. Why did
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: I bring this up? What were we talking about coming
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: into this?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I think just how awesome it is to spend time
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: with Harry.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: That's probably what I'm most excited about.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: How awesome it's going to be for you guys to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: be drinking. What's that drink? The honey deuce?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: The honey deuce. So this is what it is. I
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: knew that with him being from Deluxbury, he would only
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: come to this if we were in a box.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: So I wanted to keep him close to home.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: He said, well, where are we sitting?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: We're going to have the nicest seats. I mean, DraftKings
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: is balls out.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: They're taking care of us.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: They take care of us. Yeah.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be sick yeah i'm actually deeply jealous that's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: gonna be so i and and you guys are probably
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: gonna get closer have some stories to tell one another we're.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Gonna have a lot of stories to tell how long
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: is it short because it's the women's final so it's
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: only best of three.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: Sets oh nice yeah oh yeah we'll be in and out.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: I think it could be it could be it could
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: be an hour and a half oh we should go
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: early You should.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Just to maximize the chicken fingers in the box.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's true. It's more than that. They have like
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: cedar plank salmon in these boxes. Sushi. It's insane.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Cedar plank, bro.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Cedar plank. Should have led with that.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: I did everything I could.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: No, yeah, it's going to be fun.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: We're excited.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I'm deeply jealous. What was your.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Why this time do you say yes? If you get
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: asked a hundred times to do something and then what
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: broke the day?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: Proximity to his home is exactly what it is.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: Really? It's literally that, dude.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: It's like 10 minutes away.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: So if we just start doing stuff in Astoria, like
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: that Astoria fried fish restaurant.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 5: It's also early, too.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: At like noon. Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: So it's like, yeah, do something during the day. He'll
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: just come straight back home.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: Go back to bed.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Because like I like I have nothing going on
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: next Saturday. So, you know, why not? It's going to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: be great. And then we got ball on Sunday. Come
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: on now.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: What a weekend. Yeah.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's going to be great. So I'm thinking we
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: make a little money at the Open.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, in drafting sports?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Exactly. And then we use that money for Sunday.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: We should probably bet Sabalenka right now.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: Really? Is it going to get good odds on her?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: Well, she's just going to run away with this.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Who else is still left? Osaka?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: No idea.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: She might still be in it. Actually, there was this
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: girl I was watching the other night who's from the
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: Philippines who's incredible. Brea or something like that?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I guarantee she could sing, too.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: She's really, really good. There's a couple of Americans left
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: in the draw on the women's side. There's a lot
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: of men.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Golf?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Coco? I think she's in it. Let me look.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Actually, Tyler, could you look up really quick?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: I literally have never heard any of these names.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Of the women are left.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: What's the attire? Do I got to wear my whites?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: No, that's Wimbledon, and we're not playing, so... You don't
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: have to.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: I'm wearing all white.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: I like that for you. Wristbands and shit. Headbands.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: You should wear a wig like Andre Agassi.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Who's not? Coco's out.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: What's the merch situation like?
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: There's Sabalank. It's good, man. We'll get you one of
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: those giant balls that you can get autographed. And I'll
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: bring you down. They'll be like, oh, that's your son.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, that'll be awesome.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll get some.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Bro, bless me with a 2026 hat. Nah.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Really? Nah, you gotta be there.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 5: You gotta be there. There's always a price, though.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: $ 250, 000. No. We'll take it post-tax.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Congrats on Harry winning $ 250, 000 by forcing me into buying
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: a hat.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: Have you got the check yet?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: I have not.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: They're holding out. That takes a while.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Let me check my fucking bank account, bro.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: That takes a while, dude.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: What are you going to use it for? You probably
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: won't even notice it going in.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's like, oh, my. Oh, wow. It went up.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: My pay cycle came a little earlier this year or
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: this week.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, did it? I can't tell.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: It feels a little light.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: People were like, he bought a Lexus. uh he must
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: have won yeah that was last summer.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Dude they do this with me all the time already
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: i already had the lexus.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: It's so funny to watch people sort of hypothesize that
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 4: i either won or lost based on my like purchases
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: and mood of of the internet invitational um it's just
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: like i'm so all over the map that nobody should
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: try to read in one way or another no no.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's impossible to know.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: Was it Gruden? Did Gruden almost spoil the Invitational or
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: the Surviving? Surviving, that was hilarious.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: What did you do?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Did you guys see that?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: They were live. And they were doing that golf thing,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: the grudge match. And Gruden just randomly goes, who wants
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: Surviving Barstool again? And then Dave immediately is like, we're live.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: We're live.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: We're live.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: Like immediately jumps in.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: He couldn't even get mad at Gruden.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: He wouldn't even get mad at him.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: Now, I was very much wondering what would have happened
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: if Gruden spoiled it. That would be like best case
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: scenario person to spoil.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Coach was just trying to pump my tires, obviously.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. He wanted that getting out.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: You think I'd make more if I was working for
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: the Bucs when he gets hired there? Or do you
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: think I'd make more just winning surviving Barstool? I got
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: to win this every year now just to keep up
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: with the cost of living. I know.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: By the way, I thought it was great. Can we
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: just say that? Like, I thought that everything about that
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: show was fantastic.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: Top to bottom. The challenges are so creative. I don't
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 4: know who the fuck.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: It's the people who actually do Survivor.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: It's got like Willy Wonka back there just coming up
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 4: with these weird.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: I know. I always wonder how they come up with it,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: but I also like full time job.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: I think two of the things that people complained a
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: lot about were too many idols and the pre-show alliances.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: But.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I went back to the last season and all of
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: the feedback was about pre-show alliances. And even Dave's like,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: there's too many pre-show alliances. And under every tweet of
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Dave's last year, it was like, you and Mubi had
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: this pre-show alliance. Like you were threatening to fire her
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: or whatever. Like I think that that's just a constant
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: refrain and people will really frame it as they just
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: like dislike the thing that they're watching actively.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: I also but watching it, I was fucking sick of myself, dude. Really?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: So fucking tired of myself. See myself in confessionals just
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: fucking rattling it off.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 4: I thought you were great. You've got a lot of burn.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: You got a lot of time because you you effectively did.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know. They say people have like a champions
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: at it. Did you would you say that you got
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: a champions at it?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I think people early on were trying to guess that,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: but people were also like, oh, Marty's getting a– like
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Dana's getting– or Tate's getting a champion's edit. They're all
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: getting a winner's edit. So I think that people thought
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: it across the board, which makes it seem like a
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: pretty even edit.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: I got a loser's edit. Yeah, yeah, definitely. They were like,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: here's our clown that's going to die in the second act.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: I'm also just glad that I don't have to fucking
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: lie to people about my knee anymore. Even at the
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: fucking grocery store yesterday– like a guy was like, what happened?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, just, I don't want to explain it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: So I was just like playing.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Ball and then i got i got trapped in a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: long conversation where he thought i was a basketball player
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: yeah and he was like oh you must have had
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: a sick jumper though i was like no Not really.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to go with something more basic than that.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought playing ball is like the most like.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 5: Playing ball sounds like you're a professional athlete.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: What do I say then?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Playing basketball.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: Say you were playing with your kids or something.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: That's fucking soft.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: I was saying, did it on a game show?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: I was playing co-ed basketball.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: He's not going to ask any more questions after that.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I fouled a girl. I fouled the shit out of
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: a girl. A girl fouled me.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was playing in a social, dating-heavy, like, rec
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: league co-ed basketball game.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: All right, man.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: I toured on a game show.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. That's just, you're opening up a lot of
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: conversations with that.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: I got trapped in a, uh, ride to o'hare after
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: a trip to chicago where the guy was just i
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: said that and he the entire ride we were in
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: traffic and that's all we were talking about the conversation
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: didn't stop what do.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: You think looks good yeah it does looking strong that
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: cracked and so yeah i didn't like that what do
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: you think about the future of surviving barstool you think
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: they do it again you think they continue it i
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: i saw someone online say it, which I believe I
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: also said this a couple of years ago, which is
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: that I think that they should do it. Barstool idol.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: And then they have all the contestants play surviving barstool.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: I think initially it's going to, the views would be
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: probably 700% worse. Um, if I had to guess, but
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: I think it would lead for.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: More be 700% worse. Does that even make sense?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I would think you could. Yeah. Just multiply by... No, actually.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Sit my ass down and listen.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of people wouldn't want to
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: watch it in the beginning, but I do feel like
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: there would be more potential for like... Skulldudgery.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Like a lot more like cutting people's throats and stuff
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: because none of those people are going to be worried about...
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Like they don't know... If you don't know the people
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: and you don't have to go back to work with
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: the people.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: But that's what people like about Surviving Barstool is that
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: it has implications beyond the game. Yeah.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: I just wonder what the future of it looks like with.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: I know that they were working on a game that's
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: similar to Traders, trying to find a Traders-adjacent game that's
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: proprietary to Barstool. It's not just like Barstool Traders, but
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: they said that maybe they're just going to take that
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: to Dave and he'll be like, no, let's just play
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: exactly the same game as Traders.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's also possible.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Have either of you watched that game?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: No, everyone raves about it.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't know anything about it.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: It's basically Werewolf with challenges in between. So there's three
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: people that are traitors and 15 people that are trying
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: to find the traitor. And so the traitors kill someone
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: every night and then the cast vote someone out every day.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: And so you should try and vote somebody out that
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you think is a traitor.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Interesting. Maybe just stick to surviving then.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: The prize for that actual show that has tons of
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: celebrities on it is $ 250, 000. Damn. Which is crazy because
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Dave is throwing out $ 250, 000 for this game. What are
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: you going to buy? I don't know.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: You got to get something.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: I got to get something.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: New keyboard, at least.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: Would you say that that nice vacation you guys all
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: went on, you had factored that in for that a
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: little bit?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: No, I paid for that before. That's annual. That's baked in.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: I thought that was kind of like a celebration.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: That was not.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: It was a celebration of life.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: The money hasn't hit yet.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: No, I know, but I spent, I mean, I had
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: made plans before the money hit for my thing.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to do something, but it's also like
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I want to do something with my whole family, but
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I also just went on a transatlantic flight that was
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: a nightmare. So it's like, what even?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: New TV?
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Maybe a flat screen.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: Maybe you just do something with your friends. Yeah.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: A trip with my friends.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: To Patagonia. Patagonia.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: That would be nice. If we go to Patagonia.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Maybe we all just go to Patagonia. Yeah.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: And we do it big because we got 250 to
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: work with. But you forgot about taxes, though.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: We're going pre-tax.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: Uncle Sam takes half right off the top.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: From you, not us.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: I'm in the hole, 125. 125 is fucking brutal. I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: need to move to fucking Delaware before this shit hits.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I need to move to Delaware.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: I don't even know what I would do with that.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: What would you do with it?
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: Buy a bunch of dumb shit.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Immediately like a new mouse the answer is don't do
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 4: anything with it break off a piece enjoy it and
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: then put the rest away to grow.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: I'd probably give 75 to tommy just to move things
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: over yeah.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: He did keep on saying like you screwed me out
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: of 250 000.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Would he have won if you hadn't done that i
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: don't think is there an argument to be made that
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: he would have won the whole show.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Well in everybody's mind as soon as they got voted
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: out they got screwed out of the money you know It's.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Just crazy to me.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of people operate under the
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: idea that it's their money to lose.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: When in reality, it's not.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: I feel like that mindset of you screwed me out
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: of this, it's like, brother, you weren't even close.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: You weren't even scratching the surface.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Everybody plays the game as if they're the main character.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: But then once you realize it, that when you voted
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: out that you're not, you're just a side character.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You don't deserve that 250 until you win it.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Right, exactly.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: I think Pat's going to win one of these shows.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: I could see Tate winning one. I could see Nicky
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Smokes winning one.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: Maybe Pat's two people. He's done too many of them.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Pat wanted to get me out so badly.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was right.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: And he was right.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: He saw the writing on the wall. He knew you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: were going to win.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Annika too. Annika wanted to get me out badly. She knew.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: anika meek phil tried to do a move on me
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: that would that would have been a killer.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: So you think they'll run it yeah that would be
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: devastating yeah i.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Think that you guys probably kick me off the show definitely.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: Might have been the end of that yeah do.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: You think they'll so do you think they'll run it
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: back again.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Would you remember where are you gonna do the show
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: if we got to like a certain if we got
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: to 150 000 subscribers you said that you were going
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: to you're probably lying.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: They asked me if I wanted to do it this time,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: and I said, oh, I had something that week.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: And then they moved it, and then you still had something.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, my other thing got moved to the same week,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: so I couldn't. But no, I wouldn't be good on
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: that show.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I think you'd be good.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: You made it to the final of an exactly similar show.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I made it to that final by coasting.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: And not trying. I don't think you would be good
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: on this show. No, it's too much mental game.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: War.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: Someone like Yandel would be great on a.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Show like that.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: Would he? I don't know. I don't know the way
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: his brain works.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: $ 60 million earned, though. I don't know if that $ 250
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: is getting him out of bed.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: I think it might have been more than $ 60, bro.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I think he might be upwards of $ 60 career.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: I think so, too.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Don't put fucking smut on a $ 60.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: I think he made a lot more than $ 60 million.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: I believe it was.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: 73 to 75.8. And that's not even counting the pick
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Whitney money. Play for the fly guys. 73. What the
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: fuck is he doing with that? Don't ask me what
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: I'm doing with the 250. Just racing boats with Aaron Judge.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Who did he say he lived by on the water?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: Someone like that.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: Like some baseball player.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: But they all, I think they like all, yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Rizzo told me the story of how he started his
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: boat when it was out of the water. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 4: He's like, dude, you got to put it in the water.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: He goes, I've never been on one of these before.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Maybe you buy a boat.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: A tiny one.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: No, a big one.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I can't afford a big boat.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: You can now. I can.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: Two-fitty.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: You could get a good boat for two-fitty.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: No, the only, I do think.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: 25 footer.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: You have to do an experience, but... Really?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: That's what you're leaning towards?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: Experience? He's an experienced guy.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: He's got everything he wants. He's got a beautiful family.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: He wants to experience those with them.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: What could I do to enhance my everyday experience? I
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: don't play golf. I don't play video games.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, you've got to get an OLED TV.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: OLED is going to do nothing for me.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Beach house.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: It will.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: You do need a Jersey Shore beach house.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, you think?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Avalon is where you guys are going to ultimately line
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: up there.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: 250 is not putting a fucking dent in an Avalon
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: beach house.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: Down payment. Down payment.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: It is not touching it, bro.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: It's definitely a down payment.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe I can go to Margate.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: And then, you know, you use whatever money you got
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: left to get an OLED TV for there, for the
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 5: beach house.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: I could get like a one room shack, like on
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: the mainland off of Avalon.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Why don't you buy me an OLED TV?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Why don't you do that?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: How about that's the, that's what you do.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: How much is an OLED?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: Expensive.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: How much?
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: For a good one, you're looking at at least $ 1, 500.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: $ 1, 500, no.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 5: And look at those colors just bursting through the screen.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: All right, maybe I need an OLED.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: Just jumping out of the screen.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Can you put an OLED in?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 5: It's going to feel like you're at the Eagles game
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 5: while they're playing.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I already have a frame TV, though, bro. The frame
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: TV is great. all you need.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Plus, I have a- This guy doesn't know anything about screens.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: Man, it's not for me.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: It's for my fucking kids and wife. Harry, you know
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: too much about screens.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: You got a frame TV.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: A frame TV. Do you know what the frame is?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: That thing's a piece of shit.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, you can put art on it. You can't put
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: art on an OLED.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: If you put art on the OLED, it's going to
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 5: look like actual art.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: No, it's going to have like the Mona Lisa is
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: going to be tie-dyed. It's going to be like fucking
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: a joke. They're going to add colors to it that
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: aren't even there.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: The OLED, like if you get the OLED and you're
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: watching ball on the OLED, like you won't be able
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: to remove yourself from the TV. Like it inhales you.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: that's not the case sucks you in like you couldn't
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: even imagine seeing those true blacks you don't know you
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: don't even know what a true black is do you.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Are we gonna are we doing ball at your new
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: apartment are you gonna.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: I don't have a tv what i don't have a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: tv right now what the fuck waiting for you to
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: buy me an oled are you.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Serious how big are these.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's biggest you want How many inches?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: 77 inches. How many inches is the 99? The 999
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: is 85 inches.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's clearly a shitty one.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: It's OLED.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: No, it's QLED. QLED is fake OLED. You want the
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: actual O.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the QLED doesn't really pop.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: QLED's not going to pop. I mean, you can literally
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: see in the example photos that that's clearly the least
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: colorful one.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Francis, have you been to like a restoration hardware or
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: a home goods or what's that store that's in Dumbo
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: on like the waterfront? That's like a home goods type
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: of store that's in like timeout market.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: What's that store?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 4: Well, fuck. I don't know. You're talking about the furniture? Oh,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: West Elm.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: West Elm.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Have you been inside any of those stores recently?
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, yeah, kind of.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: There's– West Elm Francis.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: West Elm Francis.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: For what it's worth, the real hack is you got
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: to go to the RH outlets. There's one in Paramus.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: That's like– Or Industry City, the one over there.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: That one's okay. It just doesn't have the selection. The
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: one in Paramus has two gigantic floors. I got an $ 18, 000
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: couch marked down to.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: $ 1, 900.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 4: Because it was a floor model and someone had like
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: kicked it. So there was a footprint. There was a
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: boot print on the back. And I was like, I
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: can get that out. Couldn't.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: Own it.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: It's fainter. I had a professional furniture cleaner come in,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: steam the shit out of it. You can still see
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 4: the boot. But whatever. I put a blanket over the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 4: back of the couch. I have a throw that I
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: put so you can't see it.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's a crazy discount.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Dude, that's what they have there. It's like shit that's...
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: And this is the one in Paramus? Yeah. They're like, here,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: this one's marked down 98% because a homeless person came
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: in here and shat in one of the covers.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: Someone was going to shit in it at some point.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't care. I can't smell it.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: Just because I couldn't shit in it first?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: But going into one of those stores has made me
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: realize that, like, color has been zapped from the world.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, they've taken it all.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: The only color that exists is light green.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: Cream, light green.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: But blue doesn't exist. If you walked in there with
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: bright red, it would probably give people an epileptic seizure.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: In the world, there are no more bright colors. Any
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: type of new furniture.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: That's why.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: They don't want you to have an OLED. OLEDs will
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: probably shock the nervous system of young children because everything
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: is this muted beige tone.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: I think, sorry, no, no, please. I think a lot
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 4: of that is that we were shopping at, uh, furniture
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: stores that are within like New York city.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: And, and, You think they have red in the country?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: Like, if you went to a furniture store in Maine,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: it's all, like, cottage-y type stuff. And there's, like, patterns
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 4: and quilts and nice, sweet pastel colors.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: But you're still not seeing a lot of reds. Like,
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 5: if anything, maybe you'll get a dark green.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: No, they'd have reds there.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Red is.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: If you go shopping in Maine, you'll get a green
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: or a brown.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 4: You'll get a red.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 5: And more of a maroon.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: A softer red. Not a hard red.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Not a royal blue. Not like a hard red. Not
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: like a fucking- God forbid a yellow. Kelly green.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: A yellow.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: Will we ever see a yellow again?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Yellow's dead. Red's dead.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: Yellow.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a redemption for red being dead.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: Imagine having an orange couch.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: They used to exist bro like 1980s yeah the orange
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: yeah totally a pop of color but yeah this shit
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: is even like clothing like people don't wear shirts that
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: have shit on them anymore no i mean ball.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 5: Ball we're but like i only wear shirts with stuff
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: on them you only wear that shirt I'm on now.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: This exact ensemble, the green shorts and the blue Patriots crew.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: I'm on now. It's been as if you have not
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: been home.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 5: Well, see, the thing is, I do wear different clothes.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: I just for the podcast, I'm a little bit more selective.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: That's like me. If I have to convince people that
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not a bad guy, I'm a bad guy. If
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: you just start convincing people that like you wear lots
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: of clothes, you don't wear a lot of clothes.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. i do people think we're recording all these episodes
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 4: on the same.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: Day yeah they think it's all banked because you you
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: are uh dressing like homer simpson with a closet full
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: of the same exact.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: I'm just really waiting for i'm waiting for winter to
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: really get the fits popping again summer.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: It's brown pants it's gonna be brown pants.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: I'm excited for the brown pants i have green pants i'm.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: Excited for the greens and the browns i'm excited for
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: that that cool like heavy shirt you wear heavy shirt
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: it's like uh Polo. It's got wool. It's thick. Oh,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: the sweater. Sure.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: His problem is he's hit a growth spurt and he
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't even know it. Look at his sleeves. He's too
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: big for a sweatshirt now.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 5: This sweatshirt has always been a little bit ill-fitting.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: No, it's the fucking growth spurt.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: I'm looking for some more new Patriots gear. Okay.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: For the season.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: We can make that happen.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: Tis the season.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Send him some. 333 7th Avenue.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: Tis the season. Do you guys watch any ball this weekend?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: Did you?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: Or did you just dabble? Because I kind of just dabbled.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: I didn't really fully sink.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: I watched the Indiana game and the beginning of the
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Indiana game and the end of the Michigan game.
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  Speaker 5: College football, man. It's like watching pain dry. That shit is.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, wow. The team that was supposed to win won
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: by 60 points again.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: The Michigan game was an instant classic.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, let's see how Alabama's doing. Oh, they're up by
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: 100 going into the half. This should be an exciting
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: second half. i just like like i like watching college
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: football but i only like watching it when it's a
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: good matchup like i can't i know that's like that's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: like it's it's for the people that are like diehard
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: fans of those teams not me because i don't have
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: any i don't have a college team why don't you
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  Speaker 5: get one i could become a syracuse fan because my
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: sister is going there now there you go but even
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: them they won by like they won by like 80.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: Points Well, they won't win every game by 80, right?
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: That's why it is fun when there's good games, but
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 5: I know week one's pretty slow.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: The Michigan game was a classic. Yeah. It was aight.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: There was a Hail Mary that decided the game.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 5: What did you think of that? You think Dave made
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 5: the call? Because a lot of people are saying Dave
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: made the call.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 5: I was just on the phone with the president.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Dave, Trump, and Netanyahu on a three-way.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: Did you see that? Have you seen that video of
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 5: Netanyahu singing? No. It keeps coming up on my timeline.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: I bet.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: It's so funny. That's really all I have to say
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: on that.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: What's he singing? Stella Lefty?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: Boston.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: You've got the clothes. I've got the floor.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: She's getting dragged. And I along with her.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. You're done.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: This is what you needed to win surviving or else
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: you were on a bad path.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Because they're getting her. I mean, they're coming up with
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 5: a new song every day that she's stolen.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They're treating her like she was in Ocean's Eleven.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Like she's Danny Ocean.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: Eight.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 5: Eight.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: Ocean's Eight.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Where it's all girls.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 5: Watch that one. But yeah, they are dragging her bad.
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  Speaker 4: Every watched walk the line oh it's.
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  Speaker 5: A classic great is that the entirety or is that
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: the real.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: One No, you're thinking Walk Hard, the Dewey Cox story.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, does he drive a lawnmower into a lake
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that?
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 4: Maybe I have seen it. It's so good.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: Such a good movie.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: June Carter.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: Are you guys more Elvis guys or Johnny Cash guys?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 4: Cash, of course.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: I genuinely don't know if I could name a single
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: Elvis song. My parents never listened to Elvis. I never
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: listened to Elvis. It just never was a thing I
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 5: was on until I watched the Johnny Cash movie.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: How about Sinatra or Johnny Cash?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 4: Cash. Really? Probably Johnny Cash.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: You guys love Cash like that.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: I love Johnny Cash.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 5: Cash is probably like a top five for me.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: Cash and Bob Dylan were also compatriots.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 4: Colleagues.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 5: Collaborators. Dylan went electric. Cash had to reconsider a lot
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: of things. Blonde on Blonde changed the world.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Isn't that the end of Bob Dylan's movie? Doesn't
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: he run into Johnny Cash?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 5: At the Newark Folk Festival, he does. Yeah.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: What did you think of the movie on rewatch?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 4: Even better this time than the first time I saw it.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: It's one of those biopics.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: It's like one of the only good ones.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know about that.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: A lot of them are pretty bad.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: Are you talking specifically about music? Yeah. Oh, because I
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: was going to say like there's other great biopics.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 5: No, I'm talking about the ones like the Bob Marley
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: fucking disaster piece.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. I thought the Bob Dylan one
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: was unbelievably good.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: I thought it was really good, but it was like,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: would you ever watch it again?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would watch it again.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: That scene where he's in the basement that kind of
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: looks like the comedy seller on McDougal Street or whatever.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 4: And he comes up and like turns the corner and
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: immediately starts making out with that unbelievably gorgeous girl. Oh, yeah.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: His lover. The singer.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: I loved that. The romance of it all. Beautiful.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: What's her name in real life?
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: Joan. Joan. Didion. Baez.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Isn't that Baez?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 4: Baez.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: Who's Joan Rivers?
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: Can we look up what Joan Baez?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Joan Rivers is the comedian.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: She's like a fag hag who's on the red carpet
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: who talks shit on people's outfits. She shades people's outfits.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: Joan Didion might be an author. Joan Bees?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 5: Baez.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Baez. Bro, how are you a Bob Dylan guy? You
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: don't know Joan Baez.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: Because I like Bob Dylan, not Joan Baez.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a Baez against her.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: Exactly. I'm pretty sure that Steve Jobs dated her.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Jobs dated Joan Baez?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: And I think it was because he was also obsessed
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: with Bob Dylan.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: He just wanted to smell what Bob Dylan's dick was like.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: Brief romantic relationship and lifelong friendship in the early 1980s.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: What was Steve Jobs doing in the 80s that he
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: was linking up with?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: He was 27 and she was 41.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: He had started Apple with Woes.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: In 82, was he already... They were.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: On the scene.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: Apple was already a thing in the 80s?
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: When did Steve Jobs found Apple? Last question.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: When did you think it came out, Sass?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: Definitely in the late 90s.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: You thought Apple came out in the late 90s?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: 76.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: Holy shit.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Apple's 50 years old.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Jobs was ahead of his time.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah. So they were getting hot. But what was
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: I going to say? He couldn't get the last big
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: artist that he convinced to put their music on iTunes
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 4: was Bob Dylan.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: He could not get him to do it. and finally
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 4: i mean took him decades and it was like this
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: white whale for him steve jobs to get bob dylan's
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: music on it he.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 5: Just didn't want to go to streaming no it's because
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: he was fucking his ex bitch yeah that is true
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 5: yeah he's like probably had something to.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Do with you're gonna fuck my ex bitch and then
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: fucking make 75 cents off of every song i've ever
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: made every time it's listened to hell no.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: Well bob dylan ended up sending selling his entire collection
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: of music to like sony for like $ 200 million recently.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: That's very folk of him.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of these artists are doing this.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: That's very down-home and folk.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you're at the end of your career,
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: why not? Someone's offering you 200 M's.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: I just didn't know he was like a capitalist pig
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: like that. It's actually kind of disappointing. I guess the
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: times they are are changing, Bob. Good God. Poor bastard.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: This weekend I was with a friend of mine and
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: hanging out with him much of the weekend. He's married,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: he's got kids, and I hang out with their family
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: all the time.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: Legend.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: Beast. His brother also, they like share a house and he,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: his brother's married, also has kids. So I was hanging
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 4: out with the whole family. I got a splinter in
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: my finger.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: Hate to hear that.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: And it's buried. Oh, it almost feels as if skin
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: has grown over it. And it is at the tip
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: of my pointer finger. And anytime I touch something, it
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: sends shockwaves of pain up my body.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: The worst is when you try to like replicate it
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: to find it. And like, you can't, but then randomly
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 5: you just hit it.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: And it's, I'm hitting it a lot. Yeah. I'm hitting
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: it every time I press an elevator button, you know, whatever,
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: all kinds of things. So finally last night I said
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: to my buddy, I was like, dude, I have a
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: really weird request. Is there any chance I could get
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: your wife or your brother's wife to like have removed
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: this splinter? Right.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Cause that's a woman's job.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: Well thinking they both have kids. Surely they have experience with,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: withdrawing splinters and like the kit that.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 5: You might need tweezers.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: Whether it's whether it's yeah pedicure manicure type stuff or
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: whatever yeah and he was like he looked at me
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: he goes dude i'll do it and i was like
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: oh did i just ask a question that came across
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 4: like i was trying to like and be involved with
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 4: your wife somehow.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Can she take me to the bathroom alone and get
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: this wood out of me.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 4: Where's your wife at I did I did spread it
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: to both either wife.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah like anyone who's down yeah honestly I'm
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: not picky then.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: I was like is this sexist that I just assumed
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: that a woman would be I don't know my mom
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 4: always removed my splinters when I was a kid yeah
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: my dad never did if my dad did he would
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: have come in with a fucking chainsaw.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah just cut it off yeah just lose the whole finger.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was where all of that was coming from.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 4: But the minute it was out of my mouth and
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 4: he responded that way, I was like, oh, that didn't
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 4: sound great.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: I got a question. Why didn't you just do it yourself?
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 4: I tried.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: And you couldn't?
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 4: Can't.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 4: I've tried multiple times.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 5: Is it like a mental thing? I don't have a kit.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: I've been trying to do it with my kitchen knives.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Well, that's a terrible idea.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Like, this morning I was picking at it. It's still
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: in there. I mean, it's a nightmare.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: Well, what if there's a chance that you're like a
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Spider-Man but for trees? And you're just like, you've kind
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: of like turned into.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: It's definitely possible.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Or what if you have like the Midas touch, but
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: like you can turn anything into wood now.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: Are you sure it's wood and it's not glass?
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's broken glass.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: Because I had.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: Glass stuck in my toe when I was in high school.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: And I got it out myself. I didn't need a
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: woman to help me, but I got it out myself.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 5: And it took me, I think, three hours of like
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: literally like surgically entering my foot. And trying to get
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: it out.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: I need needles and tweezers. This is not going to
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 4: happen with my paring knife, which is what I was
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 4: trying to do.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: You've got to get some tweezers.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: Why would I do that when every woman I know
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: has a pair?
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: Because it sounds like they don't.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: No, he just wouldn't give you access to the woman.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: I just need to find a single woman who has
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 4: a pair of tweezers.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: Hit Francis in the DMs if you want to perform
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: surgery on his index.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: Preferably someone with medical or sewing expertise.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: I fixed Nick's ingrown toenail one time on the act.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 4: You glanced it?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: I basically got in there and did surgery on that bitch.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: So I feel like I could do this if you
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: wanted it, but I would kind of prefer that if
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: you had a woman do it.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: This is my point. Someone's going to be holding my
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: hand and digging at it.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: And if you get hard... and it's a dude, then
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: you'll be gay.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 5: I'm just really still lost on why you need someone
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 5: else to do it.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: It's not like it's behind your back. I won't even
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: get mad at you for saying this. I'll give you
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: another legitimate reason. It's my dominant hand.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: So I was trying with my left hand, and it's
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: on the inside, so I have to turn it out
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: like this. It's all very awkward and ungettable.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: You must have a very dominant hand.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: He does. But it's like you can't open a beer
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: with your other hand.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 5: Your other hand doesn't work?
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: You can't open a Stella Lefty.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: I want to put a splinter right now in your
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: fucking hand and watch you do this weird autonomous journey
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 4: you claim to be. And I'll go like this.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: And I'll go like this.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: It's not like that. It's buried, you motherfucker.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: You're not coming to DraftKings anymore.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's out. You're out.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: I'm out? Tommy's invited now?
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 4: I'm bringing a woman who's going to fucking take the
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: splinter out of my finger.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 5: She'll probably say the same thing. Didn't you have just
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 5: done this?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 4: I have tried. I have tried.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: If you're trying with a fucking machete.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Well, hand skin grows so fast that like it's probably
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: deeply under, it's probably under a couple layers by now
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: where you're gonna have to re.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: Injure yourself i know i have to recut it open
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: you have to cut it open i was making it
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: bleed this morning i've gone after this thing also all
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 4: splinters are not created equal some are in there deeper
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 4: and some aren't why are you not getting.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: This i am i am You're just being very nasty
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: about it. When I used to be a Native American,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: we used to have to take people's arrow. To get
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: an arrow out of somebody's body, you have to put
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: two knives in on either side and basically make another wound.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's easier to actually pull it out the back. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: I was going to say.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: We might have to pull the. This might need to
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 1: come out through the nail. Elbow.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 4: This might need to come out through the nail.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: We're going to fish it out like when your string
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: is caught in your.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: Bore a hole through the nail and then pull it out.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 5: Pulling it out through the nail would be insane. Are
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 5: you positive it's wood?
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 4: No, Harry. And what difference does it make what it is?
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: Because glass is harder to see when it's that small.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: That's fair. I think it's either wood or it might
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: be like a thistle type thing.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 1: That would be nasty to have a thistle.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 5: Thistle in the finger because now you're gonna need a
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 5: woman oh you've come around even you didn't say it
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 5: was thistle i didn't know what it was you're i
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: am thinking it's wood the entire time i.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 4: Thought this i thought the story would be focused more
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 4: on what i had to say and you just flipped
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: it to me being a pussy bitch i.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: Mean i'm just i'm just saying because i'm just remembering
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 5: when i did full open surgery on my foot one
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 5: time this one there and i was literally like it
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: was the bottom of my foot so i was like this.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: I mean, that's already what you're doing there is pretty impressive.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: For hours.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not certain I could do that.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: My knee was on fire.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: But I fought through it.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: That's what happened to me. That's how I hurt my shit.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: I had this on the bottom of my foot and
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 1: I had to fucking crank that bitch.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 4: Don't do that.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 5: You're in a lot of noises.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: It's my. Yeah. This was fucking brutal.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 4: What did I watch? I watched other things.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 5: I had a pretty simple weekend. I did some comedy. Really?
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Did some shows. How's that new closure that you've been
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: working on?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 5: Great.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: What's that like, comedy?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 5: Fun.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 4: How do you come up with your material?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: Do you still get nervous? It's hard to explain.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: No, no. Did you always want to do that?
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, forever. Oh, man.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: I can't imagine. Are you saying.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: A joke right now?
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 4: That seems like the scariest thing of all time. I
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 4: could never.
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: No, it was fun, though. It was fun. I haven't
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: done spots in a minute, so it was fun going
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 5: to the stand, seeing my buddies, seeing my pals. Derek
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: D-Rock was there.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: Dresher?
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 5: My boy D-Rock. Yep, Dresh.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 5: We were just chopping it up, talking work and whatnot.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 4: Holy shit.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: Talking ball, talking work. That's electric. Yeah, so solid weekend.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: Did you knock him dead or what?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: Standing ovation.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: Standing ovation. Really?
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: It's rare people get a standing ovation for a 10-minute spot,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: but I was able to get it done.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: Where did you go in the lineup?
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: Second to last.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 5: Both times.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 1: Very nice.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: I almost prefer it.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, I do prefer it.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: It's a little bit less pressure than going last.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: And you get the crowd at their peak.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: Instead of sometimes when you go last, it's like.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: People are like, they're paying the tab. They're like, let's
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: get the fuck out of here. It's getting late because
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: the midnight spot, you know? So they're getting, people are
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 5: getting a little antsy.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's midnight?
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that, bro.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 5: No, I'll get it.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: I'll get it. No sweat. My, I have some bad news.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. My.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: Is there a splinter in your hand?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: Favorite rub and tug was raided. Oh, shit.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: Were you there?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 5: Thank God.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 4: But I'm pretty sure I once paid with a debit card,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: so I think they're going to get me.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 1: You're on the dossier.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're all over that.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: Pretty silly.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. In Maine?
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 4: No, they don't have them in Maine.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 5: I drafted Deshaun Watson.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 4: They raided like 20 of them. They did a full-blown sting.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: It was like when they killed all of Mike Ehrmantraut's
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 4: guys at the same time in Breaking Bad. They hit
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: them all at the same time.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 5: They do that because they did that with all the
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: smoke shops in New York, too. I don't remember that.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 5: It was all of a sudden they were just all gone. Yeah.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: Apparently, like 20 cops went in undercover, all got jerked off.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 4: And then they were like, yep, it's not legit.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Well, don't you have to bust to have them for
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: a crime?
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, crime's not committed until you've released.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: Until there's a transaction after the bust.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 5: Because up until then, it's just a massage.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: Unless they bust, there is no bust. Or it could
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: just be like two consenting lovers.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And then like the first guy busts and then
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: the second guy is like, well, because that could have
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 5: been a one off. You know, you never know.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 1: We need all 20 of us. All 20 of us
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: need to bust.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: I just feel really bad for Coco.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: Which is definitely her real name. Yeah. Because I don't
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: think she's got her papers in order. No. She was
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: getting close.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: What nationality are they? Asian. Of course.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: What do you think the longest someone's waited? How long
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: do you what do you think the longest someone's waited
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 5: for a rub and tug is?
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: Like if you got there and it's packed, it is slammed.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 5: Do you like you think someone's sad?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: And like read a magazine.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: And waited. Like reading like Cigar Aficionado. Golf Weekly.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 5: In the lobby.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'm fine.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Do you guys have like coffee or?
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: Excuse me. Someone already did the crossword in this? To refresh.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: The pages are stuck together in this?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there's like lines like at the fro-yo places.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: What's everyone waiting for?
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, Coco's in there. Coco's going viral on TikTok. Yeah,
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: Rub and Tug going viral.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 5: Run, don't walk to this Rub and Tug in Brooklyn.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: Double Dragon.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 1: Is it in Brooklyn?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm mostly kidding. I just read an article
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: that- That is Sting? And they listed the one that
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: I went to before I realized how inhumane they were.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 1: What, are they using cattle prods on them?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: Apparently they just, they feed them gruel.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: Blue worms.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 1: They're just chained up.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: These women were actually bred to be rubbing tugs.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: Corn fed.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: These worms were bred for this parlor.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, man. They should let the worms do the
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: rubbing and tugging.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: They really should.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: Or do you think that, like, there'll be robots eventually
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: that do the rubbing and tugging?
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: Well, if that's the case, then wouldn't you just get
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 5: one for the crib? Or do you still want the
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: experience of going to the place?
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: That's like saying, would you get a live-in prostitute?
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 5: No, because it's a robot and not a human.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what's it going to do the rest of
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: the time?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: Sit in the corner. Throw a fucking blanket over it.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: And just recharge.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 1: Dry.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: Probably dry a little bit.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 5: Maybe learn. Learn some new techniques.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that the first wave of handjobs from
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 1: robots are going to result in some heavy castrations.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 1: Did a dude die this week trying to get his
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: dick lengthened?
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, I believe so.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 1: I've been seeing out-of-context tweets about that online.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: Someone died trying to get their penis lengthened.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: Died on the table.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 1: Died on the table trying to extend their shrimp.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: I've been trying to get mine shortened. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: Well, yours is a curly Q like a pigtail.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: Just way too much slack.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: You've been trying to get yours straightened.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: It's like a slinky. It's like the spring that's at
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: the bottom of one of the horses that kids can
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 1: ride at a playground.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 4: I currently have it bound.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But whenever you untie it like a Chinese person's foot,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: it blossoms.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 5: If I died during a penis enlargement surgery, just tell
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: them I was getting like a fucking- Splinter removed? Something else.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 5: Anything else.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 1: Tell them I was like raping and pillaging. No. Tell
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: them I was a pedophile.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: Tell him i was getting a fucking heart surgery.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 1: He went to thailand to get it bro like i
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: don't think they care in thailand.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 5: No like that's probably they got to be one of
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: the worst places to go to get it.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah thailand they're doing that shit on the table like
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: when people are ass naked and have sushi served on
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 1: top of them you just have like a banyan leaf
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 1: wrapped around your dick.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: What do they use for the enlargement like what where
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: is the other part of the penis coming from someone.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: Else they use no they grab they take skin from
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: behind your ear and then graft it in as like
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: a splint.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 5: Really yeah that's how do you know that um no
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: i guess wait why is some of your ear missing
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 5: oh what the fuck francis is uh.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: Influencer dies after penis enlargement procedure. The fact that he
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: was an influencer too. Just be a civilian and get
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: your penis enlarged.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: Maybe that place in Thailand was like flying him out
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 5: like bald stool.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cock stool.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah. We want to have you come out and get
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: your penis enlarged.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: Hard stool.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: It's going to be a whole thing.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: Hard stool would be sick. Donnie needs to go to
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 1: Thailand for hard stool.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 5: Hard stool. That's got to be like dying in a
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: surgery that's not a necessary surgery is so brutal. Like
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: imagine dying during imagine if someone died at Baldstool. Like,
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 5: holy shit, Mook died. Mook was, like, deciding for some
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 5: reason to get, like, his hairline fixed, even though it
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 5: didn't really need it. And he died.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 4: And he died.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 5: And he passed away.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: And it happened before White Sox Dave's treatment. And White
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: Sox Dave was like, well, do I still get mine?
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 5: And then they made him.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: Do I still get it? But he just got the
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: one Mook was going to get.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: Dave's going to be pissed if you don't.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: Dave just has a red hairline.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 4: They use.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: mooks donor ear cells oh god thank god mook didn't
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: die um i don't know where else i'd be able
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 1: to thank you for this but thank you for that
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: uh bush award that means the fucking world to me oh.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: Well yeah i mean you pass it off to mac
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: which obviously we were thrilled that mac was willing to
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: accept yeah it's kind of like we're a little confused
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 5: why you denied it it was.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: Kind of like uh kanye going up on i got
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 1: bush tell your i bush supporter of the year award
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: At their year-end ceremony. From Barstool.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 5: Barstool supporter of the year. Like someone who works at Barstool. Right.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: Not overall supporter.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 4: I thought Roan spoke poorly about Barstool. He did. He did.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 5: But he wore the hat during surviving Barstool like every episode.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's what it was.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: So we kind of had to give it to him.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that I fucking put on the cape
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: for you guys.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 5: And then he declined the award.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 1: Well, it was more like- It was so bizarre.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 1: I kind of Kanye Wested myself as if I was
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. And I was like, Ron, I'm going to
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 1: let you finish. But Mac had one of the best.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 5: Seasons of all time. He gave it to Mac, which
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: we were thrilled that Mac was able to get it accepted.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, Mac traveled with you guys. Mac was literally
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: on the road.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 1: Mac went above and beyond.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 1: This shouldn't be a popularity contest.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: Was there anything with the award? Any sort of gift card?
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 5: First year.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 4: Was there like a t-shirt?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 5: No, nothing.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 4: No trophy?
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 5: There was nothing.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 4: So it means nothing.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 5: It means nothing.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 4: So you literally passed nothing on.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he passed it off to Mac.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, thank you, but actually I'm going to
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 1: give this to Mac.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even something that would take up space for Roan. No.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 4: He still got rid of it. He refused it.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 5: He refused it.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: They couldn't even print out a fucking certificate.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of awards. We had like a
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 5: hundred awards.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that could have been a hundred pieces of paper.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: Well, we know we tried our best.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 1: You did not.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 4: Well, we did.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 5: And next year, we'll make sure that there's some sort
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: of I mean, even this fantasy trophy, that's an award
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: that you would want. That was like $ 100. So if
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 5: we had 100 of those.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: There's just no way that's true.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 5: I bought it.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 4: And? Which makes me even more sure that it wasn't $ 100.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: You think there was going to be a price tag
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: on the bottom?
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 5: No, but I was making sure that I got it customized.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 5: I got to give this to Brandon. I would want
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: this if.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 4: I was him.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't fly with it, though. It's like a
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: fucking weapon. I know. Who won last year?
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 5: Uh nick i believe and you didn't make one for
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 5: him no wow a2 sass because i got bounced from
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 5: the playoffs.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 1: A2 little sass this is worse than the nicky smokes betrayal.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah i'm gonna lock it in this year though because
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 5: last year i was in too many leagues and this
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 5: year i'm only in two so i'm ready to fully
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: do my duties as commish yeah you better Already receiving
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: the payments and stuff, which is we're already ahead of
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 5: where we were last year.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 1: But you're not going to put those in escrow. You're
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 1: just going to spend that money.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: I'm going to use it to buy an OLED. I'm
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 5: going to assume that I won the league. And I'm
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 5: going to buy an OLED TV.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: Just buy a QLED. Don't be fucking greedy.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 5: A QLED. You do not want a QLED.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: There's no reason for a football game to look like
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 1: an OLED.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: There is.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: You just don't know what an OLED looks like.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 1: It looks like a neon sign.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: No, it doesn't. Flies will probably- They're using that as
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 5: an example.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 1: Fly into your shit and fucking die.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: If you saw what an OLED looks like and then
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 5: you were like, oh my God, if this was a TV,
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 5: you would buy it. You would get that fucking bullshit
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 5: framed TV thrown in the trash.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, a framed TV is classy and debonair.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 4: It's not.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 5: It's not classy. Then everyone goes, oh, look at this art. Oh, wait, no,
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 5: never mind. It's a TV.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: Why does that matter?
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 5: Because it's not art. You got fake art.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 1: You want something neon.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 5: No, you're like, you don't want anyone, like, Francis, you
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 5: know what he's doing is devaluing your art. You buy
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: art for however much money. Rome could just put that
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 5: as a screensaver on his TV.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: When you went back into the OLED thing, I shut
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: down so hard that I don't know what is being
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: said right now.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 1: Francis pulled the parachute. We're still in free fall.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because you guys don't.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 4: You guys don't get it. In a million years, I
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 4: didn't think you were going to bring me back in.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 4: So I apologize.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 4: Do you need me?
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 1: I need you.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 4: Well, then you're going to have to give me a
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: quick synopsis of.
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 5: What the issue is. I'm saying that the framed TV
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 5: is going to devalue your art.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 1: No, not when you have a side Twombly. My art? Yes.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 4: You can't get my painting on.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 1: The frame TV. Stop trying to get Francis in on this.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: I think it's mostly just ones that are like famous paintings.
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 5: No, you could definitely customize it.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, that's you're thinking of an aura frame.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 5: It's a TV. You can put whatever you want on
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 5: a TV.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 5: You ever heard of an HDMI cable?
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 4: The whole point of the frame is that it gives
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 4: you sort of this matte finish that looks like art. Yeah.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 5: I'm sick to my stomach hearing this.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: It's not just a projection.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 5: A matte finish on a TV?
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like watching like somebody has like a tricked
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 1: out car. Did you even see what's happening? It looks
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 1: like you're watching Claymation anytime you watch football.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 5: You know a matte finish screen is the cheapest screen
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 5: that they make. We call that an IPS. OLED, it's
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 5: like glass.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want that.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, you do. No, a shiny glass. It's like if
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: you want to watch fish through a tank, maybe that
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 1: would be nice. There's no way you want to watch glass.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 1: Maybe just get a reptile in a cage if you
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: want to look at something through glass.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 4: Wow, look, Monet's water lilies are throbbing on screen. Yeah,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: nobody wants that.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 5: They're reverberating. When we go to the open this weekend,
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 5: why don't you stop by and you'll check out my OLED?
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 5: Because I have an OLED monitor, so I know what
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: it's like, and I want you to see it and
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: then be like, holy shit, you were right, this is insane.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: It's the opposite of something that you'd see at a
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 1: HomeGoods or a West Elm. It's too bright. It pops
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: I think I might have an OLED. You don't. Can
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 4: I just look up in my Amazon history and will
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 4: you believe me?
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 5: If you have one, yeah, I'll believe you. But you
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 5: don't have an OLED and not know you have an OLED?
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 4: Wait.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 5: You've probably got a QLED, if I'm going to guess.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: Why would Francis have anything other than the best?
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 5: That's a good question.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 1: Francis only has the best, and that's in everything across
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 1: the board.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 4: That's not necessarily true.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 1: What's something that you have a subpar version of?
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 4: Well, there's things that I don't upgrade just because they work,
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 4: you know? uh why is this i don't tv okay
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 4: um wait you guys keep talking you guys are holding
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: it down pretty.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 5: Much oh you have an oled.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 4: On ordered on june 11th 2024 samsung 65 inch class
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 4: oled 4k S90C Series Quantum HD.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 5: That's a man I respect.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 4: And then, in 2023, I ordered the LGB2 Series 65-inch
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: Class OLED Smart TV.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: Was that a gay TV?
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 5: You got two OLEDs?
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 4: I got two OLEDs.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 5: So now you understand.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 4: Well, I've never known any other thing, so I don't
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 4: notice it.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 5: Like, look at that TV. That's not an OLED.
• 1:56:17
  Speaker 4: That's not a TV. Yes, it is. It's a monitor. No,
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 4: that's a TV. What? What? It's got the computer on it.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 4: That's a monitor.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 5: No, that's a TV.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: I can't do this with you. Is that a TV?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: Am I crazy?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 5: I'm too hungry to have this conversation. We can end
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 5: the podcast, but that's definitely a TV.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 1: I guess we'll never know.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 5: I guess we'll never know. Well, congratulations, Roan. We're so, so,
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 5: so happy for you and so proud.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: Sass, you're up.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 5: Up with what?
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 1: You're up next.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 4: You better win something.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 1: You got to just win something.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 4: Something big.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 1: Francis just won a third of a million. I won
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 1: a quarter of a million. You have to at least
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 1: win a fifth of a million.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: Well, we'll see.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 5: My day will come eventually. But until then, I'm a loser.
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 5: We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye.