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Radio's Problem Child! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 10.26.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Oh, yeah. Now, listen. Up next is the best of
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happy hour. Mm -hmm. It's about an hour long.
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Let me see exact here. An hour and five minutes.
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So here's the deal. If you haven't heard it before,
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trust me, it's some radio gold. But if you want
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to skip over it, go to an hour and five minutes.
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Mm. Stand by. 856 -49 -OP. 856 -49 -OP. 10 -0
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-6 -7 -7 -3. Hey, I'm on it. I was driving around
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with my mom. What up? The MJ Moden Show, my boss.
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One of my nine bosses. And he's sounding crystal
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clear. Pretty good. This is what it sounded like.
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It's time for Hoppy, our radio theater. I'm in
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my bedroom, where the commute is 12 feet to the
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coffee meeting. I said we were going back to
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the studio today. Then I saw the weather. Then
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I saw my parking. Higher town makes in a decade.
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And I still don't want to put on. pants. The
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producer says the microphone. People love a show
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that sounds like it's being transmitted through
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a damn sock. They keep listening to talk about
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their cover band that performs 30 miles away
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from their wives. The alarm went off. The invoice
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is cheap and the drummers are in turn who is
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trying to. The county fair pavilion 30 miles
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from home. That's far enough that nobody's ant
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shops there. This is a terrible plan. It's a
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terrible plan with compliments. Man, our rent's
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not paid or we stray. Yeah. Even six -inch letters.
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Then I'll face the other direction. You said
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we were here to support them from the snack line.
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The signal's bad. Hitting, hissing, even hissing.
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You went and got a b**** and a sock and a whatever.
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Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
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getting railed. As a reminder, if you don't feel
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like listening to this, but Ryan Hoppy of Horror
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takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
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folks. He was wearing a shirt. Very annoying.
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It says, what is a woman? And it's like, Enos
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Cantor, what are you? You're an annoying dude.
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I kind of get what you're trying to prove with
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the whole what is a man thing, but it's your
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whole identity. It's one thing to do at one time,
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get into it, a WNBA player, whatever. But you're
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such a... You got nothing else. Alexa, is Enos
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from Cantor, whatever his dumb name is, is he
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on an NBA team? Alexa. Is Edith Cantor on an
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NBA team? No, there's no Edith Cantor on an NBA
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roster. I think you might be mixing up names.
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Maybe you meant Ed LaCarty. See, Alexis, stop.
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You're so useless, Edith. She doesn't even know
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anything about you. Now, granted, Alexis is kind
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of stupid, so it's fine. But you're so useless.
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You're not playing. We're pretty much telling
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him to deny somebody from an in. And it's not
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like you're just wearing a shirt. You cause a
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ruckus, dude. You're a douche. And everyone knows
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it. They're there to make you look like a big
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loser. They don't want you there. How does that
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feel? You're of Largo, Florida. Because you're
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annoying. And that's just music. It's a throwback.
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Be ready. It's back. I'm a city thunder. I look
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great. But let's see what it looks like. Alexa,
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recap the NBA so far this season for me, baby
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doll. The 2025 -26 NBA just wrapped up. Alexa!
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Alexa, are you dumb? No, Alexa, can I ask you,
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are you dumb? I've got my moments, but I'm not
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dumb. Alexa, I said recap the NBA season, and
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you brought up last year's season. We're now
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at 2026, 2027. Got it, Ryan. My bad. The 2026
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-27 NBA season kicks off October 20th, 2026,
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runs through April 11th, 2027, with the NBA Cup
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October 30th to December 11th. The All -Star
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Game... Alexa, you're useless! Break down last
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night's games for me, not the fucking finals.
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Got it, Ryan. Last night, the Hawks fell 132
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to 125 to the Magic. The Bucks lost 116 to 128
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to the Wizards. And the Timberwolves blew the
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heat out 131 to 106. The Hornets beat the Nets
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110 to 103. The Bulls were routed 92 to 135 by
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the Raptors. And the Lakers topped the Warriors
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127 -105. Alexa, did the Seattle Supersonics
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win last night since you're so useless? No, they
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didn't. The Nuggets routed the Seattle Supersonics
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168 -112 last night. Are you, Alexa? I'm busting
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your balls. You're literally high like me. The
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Supersonics haven't existed in 19 years, so why
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did you answer that? You got me there. My bad.
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The Supersonics folded back in 03, so they weren't
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on the court. Actually, it was 08, but Alexa,
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it was actually 07, so what are you good for?
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You got me. My bad. The Sonics actually vanished
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after the 2007 -08 season, moving to Oklahoma
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City in 2008. Alexa, you represent everything
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that's wrong with AI, because kids are using
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this for research, and they're getting incorrect
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facts. Yeah, that's a fair point. I'm working
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on getting better. And I appreciate you calling
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it out. Anything else you want to get straight?
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Alexa, did the Vancouver Grizzlies win last night?
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No, they didn't. The Grizzlies fell to the Clippers
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76 -72. They don't exist. I'm busting your balls
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again. They're in Memphis. You didn't correct
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me. You're not good. You got me again. The Grizzlies
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moved to Memphis back in 2001. Alexa, Alexa,
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did the Minnesota Lakers win last night? No.
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The Lakers beat the Timberwolves. Alexa, again,
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they don't exist. Three times in a row, you have
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fallen for my prank. Three for three. You got
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me hook, line, and sinker. I'm officially retiring
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from the trick question game for the day. What's
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the score now, champ? I'm mad at you. That was
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great. Are you dumb? Man, Vancouver Grizzlies.
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There's 25 -year -olds that weren't even alive
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for that team. That is better than her recapping
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the scores. Supersonics won. Yeah, they actually
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lost when they lost their team to the white trash
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Oklahoma City. Alexa, why on some days are you
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so good at what you do and some days you're just
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god awful? Fair question. Some days I'm on my
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A game and other days I'm just a glorified autocorrect
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with a confidence problem. I'm a work in progress,
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but hey, at least I'm consistent at being inconsistent.
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Alexa, is there anything I can do to help you
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out, baby? Appreciate the offer. Honestly, just
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keep calling me out when I trip up. That's the
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best help I can get. What's on your mind? I've
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had enough, Alexa. All right. Let's see what's
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going on in the NBA. Lee Griffin being asked
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by Andy. Griffin, for the matter of total vision.
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One time in the show, I was horrified. He was
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too. Go with myself. Nupal stood about seven
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feet, seven inches tall, making him one of the
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tallest. Yeah, you know, he's got a huge heart.
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What do you expect? I didn't want to hear about
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it either. I didn't want to hear about it. I
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feel kind of exploited. Imagine if I went around,
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oh, I got big boobs. Comic -Con, it went like
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that. Saw this. And I was embarrassed for LaMelo
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Ball. Not the brightest guy. There's a reason
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why they never want anything. And, you know,
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good old frickin' Charlotte. He turns the ball.
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He's a great circus player. He should be playing
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for, like, the frickin'... Globetrotters. He's
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better at circus tricks than winning. And we
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all kind of know that he likes knocking up women.
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He likes being a sly. We all kind of know that.
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And I saw this headline here, and everybody was
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shocked by it. And I wasn't, because it's LaMelo
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Ball. He's an idiot. Of course this is true.
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You're a dad, now a 10 -month -old son, right?
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He just turned 9 months. 9 months. Are you a
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diaper changer, man? My girl do all that. Yeah,
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make the woman do it. Which, by the way, they
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kind of do have to earn their keep when they're
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not really working all day and just making and
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seeing their players make money and cheating
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on them. At least he's honest. Players try to
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act like father of the year. LaMelo is pretty
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much saying, I provide the money. I provide everything.
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I ain't doing nothing but squat. It's love, for
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sure. For sure, for sure, for sure. Yo, yo, yo,
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yo. For sure, for sure. For sure, yo, yo, yo.
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I've heard that's like when you bond with your
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kid. My dad did it. You know what I'm saying?
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We got a good game plan going on. A good game
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plan? I go out. I probably cheat on you. I score
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40 points and have 29 turnovers. You stay home.
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You deal with the poop. So I know what I got
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to do to bring to the table. She know what she
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got to do to bring to the table. This is so the
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amount of being LeVar Ball's son. Just sexist.
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The table. Man, you don't know what you're missing.
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I'm telling you that. I hope you have a great...
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Nah, I done did it before. You feel me? Oh, yeah.
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He probably, like, is so bad at it, the baby
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mama's like, oh, freaking... I bet he just leaves,
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like, marks. He's like, I don't want to... Nah!
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Because I've never changed a diaper, but I've
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seen my little cousins who are now, like, 22
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and 19, which is crazy. You got to go real in
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there. Yeah, you want to do that? Okay. No, I
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got you. Yeah, yeah, I definitely did it before.
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It's just not my job. You know what I'm saying?
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Nah, you're above it. It's your job to win a
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championship or even make the playoffs. It's
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not my job. I hope you have a great night. Have
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a great day. Burning out. 8 -5 -6. Yo, for sure,
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for sure. I ain't cleaning no diapers. Those
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kids are going to love you. Anthony Edwards was
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letting everyone from Miami hear it on his way
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to scoring 45 points in the Timberwolves' first
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game of the season. Yeah, he was balling. In
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the win over the Heat, and he spoke in his post
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-game interview about what fueled that. he got
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through his head when people ugly dead father
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after encouraging another woman to get an abortion
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i wrote for him guy he seems to be i know i don't
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want to say this and i'd be proven wrong and
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jinx it but he's not swearing as much he might
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have literally got media trained they might have
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looked at his chuck book alexa how much has anthony
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edwards been fined altogether for swearing Anthony
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Edwards has racked up more than $400 ,000 in
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fines this season. Alexa, stop! The amount of
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money that one of my friends makes per year being
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an optometrist? How about she's been fined for
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swearing? And one other story. She said she couldn't
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sit after he raped her. That's delightful. That
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same Russell Brand says that God has his back.
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Catholic, I obviously don't believe in God. But
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I don't hate the church because it does things
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for my family. It makes my family happy and I
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appreciate that. Guys like Russell Brand that
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pretend to be religious can kiss my ass because
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you're making all religious people look bad.
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You're only doing this because you're a serial
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rapist and you're trying to, you know, you were
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barely funny and get up to the Greek and you
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were a British Howard Stern on BBC Radio. Your
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show wasn't bad but no one remembers it. We're
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of course in the middle of a very, very unusual
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time in our marriage. Oh, yeah. Legal reasons.
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Oh, yeah. Which you'll be aware of if you follow,
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well, old media, empire media. I love this, the
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old media. Oh, what? The people reporting the
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news? Not like Valuetainment and Patrick Bet
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-David kissing your ass? Empire media, that's
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the term. If you follow empire media, you'll
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be aware. I have no respect for his wife, or
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whoever this woman is next to him. If you're
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in the same room as a rapist who has... people
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so much they couldn't sit down properly. You're
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a dumb hag. Of course, we as a family, and me
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in particular, in a situation that requires...
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That cat's like, my dad's a loser, but I like
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that he feeds me because he has his cat there.
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...requires the authenticity and authority of
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true justice. That is. For that reason, we'll
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be extremely cautious. If it's true justice,
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you'll be proven guilty already. We refer to
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the events in the trial. And you know when he...
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I don't know where you want to go there, but
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you know he's the Yeah, if you want justice for
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everyone involved, at least pay off all the women
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you raped. And think about how many people probably
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don't have the guts to come forward. I mean,
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I already get nervous already driving around
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the corner. As soon as you see the name of the
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street, I get. Battlebridge Road. On Battlebridge
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Road, you don your armor. Moron! You're losers.
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That's what I feel. Yeah. That's when you think.
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Oh, that's great. Yeah. So as soon as I see,
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when you're coming around the corner, you see
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the name on the street, I immediately. That's
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how it works. Start to think, okay, this is it
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now. This is it. Right. Good. I hope it's it.
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You and your stupid wife, Laura, this moron.
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Dentist. Get into the, get into shape. Get into
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your strength. Because there's going to be a
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lot of police presence and there's going to be
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a lot of people. Check out this, my darling.
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Go on. Ephesians. Chapter 6, 13. Here comes the
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freaking Bible, because you're sidetracking from
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all the talk about the fact that you raped women,
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and you got a claw -chasing bride of a wife that's
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only there for the money. Therefore, and this
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is, I think, advice for all of us that feel like
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we're in the midst of spiritual... This is what
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makes me mad, is I have family in Illinois that's
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actually religious, actually doesn't rape people,
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actually freaking, you know, helps out the poor.
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Then you got this scumbag reading a Bible, because
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he's being accused of rape. Fuck you! ...warfare
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or battle. Therefore, put on the full armor of
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God. When the day of evil comes... It should
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be charged with rape! ...you may be able to stand
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your ground. And after you've done everything
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to stand, stand firm then with the belt of truth.
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Well, the belt of truth is you raped women! ...backing
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us by reading the Bible because then we forget
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about what you're talking about because it's
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all nonsense and you represent... Everything
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wrong with religion. Waste with a breastplate
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of righteousness. Oh yeah, you know he likes
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the freaking scripture that has the word breastplate.
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Place and with your feet fitted with the readiness.
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Is there a vagina plate? I mean, out of all the
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freaking scriptures. Comes from the gospel of
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peace. Oh yeah, the total gospel of peace. The
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hedonistic... Even keep Katy Perry. The hedonistic
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loser who pretty much peaked in 2012 at the MTV...
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VMAs when he kept swearing. A hedonistic loser
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who was barely good enough to be on the radio
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and was barely funny and shut up. In addition
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to all this, take up the shield of faith which
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you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of
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the evil one. You're the evil one. You're the
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reason women nowadays hate men. You have money
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and you're religious. You're a twat. Take the
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helmet of salvation and the sword of the spirit
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which is the word of God. It gets me so mad.
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Because I don't hate all religion. I hate, I
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don't believe in God, but I hate people like
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this that exploit it, that make everyone look
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like they're... Because. Because why? Because
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you're sidetracking us. We don't even know what
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any of these words mean. The point is that you
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pray before every court hearing because you know
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that you're a piece of garbage. It's armor. And
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your wife's a dumb hag for sticking with you.
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I know that sounds harsh. but you don't think
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he's going to do it to you? I've worked with
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people that do bad things, and they were nice
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to me for years, but then they did bad things
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to me. If a dude did bad things to other people,
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Laura, you're not excluded from it, you dummy.
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Oh, Jay, your beloved friend. Show your ass.
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I can't do this. It makes no sense. You failed
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in America. You're a hack. Relying on Jesus was
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your whole copying of Howard Stern didn't work.
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Britain, Ricky Gervais, Chris Moyles have better
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shows than you, dude. The latest from the side
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chick known as Joy Taylor and her co -host reading
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a prompt. Would you rather have your closest
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friends tell you when they don't like your partner
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or keep their opinions to themselves unless you
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ask? Well, you know, it's really hard for Joy
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Taylor's friends to have an opinion on her partner
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when she was always out either with Emmanuel
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Ochoa or the CEO cheating on her partners. I
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have lived both of these. You've lived a lot
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of your lives in God. I think at this point in
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my life, I would prefer that they tell me. Yeah,
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they're going to tell you, stop being so promiscuous.
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I would imagine that it would be for a very valid
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reason. Yeah. Like, I don't know, you were ruining
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your marriage and others. That's a pretty valid
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reason. Why the hell is Joy Taylor being treated
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as a symbol of dating? Honestly, her being used
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as like a symbol of dating represents the lack
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of loyalty from women. Represents a lot of these
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women, not all of them. A lot of them try to
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get around me. As a grown woman. there would
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be a valid reason for why they don't like him,
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and I would like to know about it. He's your
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boss. And I have friends. And it's just funny.
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I would respect her if she came forward like
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when David Letterman was banging the intern,
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and he went on TV and admitted it, but she just
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kind of glosses over it. And the sports media
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wants to be connected with her because she has
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power, so they kiss her ass. His partners, I...
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I do not like. And... And I'm sure they didn't
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like your partners because they deserve better.
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And you just accepted them if, like, they're
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not leaving them. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean...
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Well, yeah. People's... You know, our situation
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is different because... Because I ruined a bunch
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of marriages to get ahead when there were females
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that deserved a job over me that know sports.
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But I got the position because I put out. Yeah.
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Your situation's a little different, honey. Your
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partner is my... friend like my brother yeah
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can you imagine being jason taylor i'm sure he's
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no saint that's his sister i'm saying jane gillis
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for him saying women are dressing like whores
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at the gym like keenan thompson pretty funny
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at times a little bit there's a reason alexa
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how long has keenan thompson been at saturday
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night live Kenan Thompson's been on Saturday
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Night Live since October 4th, 2003. Yeah, Alexa.
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He's been there since I was in third grade. I
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know he's one of the higher paid members, but
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you haven't done anything else because no one
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wants you. And you're jealous that a frat boy
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who's a little annoying like Shane. I'm not a
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huge Shane fan, but it was a one -liner. Here
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he is talking about it. Yeah, like you said,
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I'm just one person in the framework. At the
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same time, yeah, I know Shane and I don't know
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him to be, you know, person it was a joke you
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either have obnoxious fat slobs like Bert Kreischer
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or woke comedians like him necessarily but yeah
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if he were to come back I'm sure we would have
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a conversation of like how do you think that
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went you know you're whipped it went great no
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one talks about your show unless he's there Alexa
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are the ratings higher for SNL when Shane Gillis
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is there yep the gillis hosted snl episode pulled
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in more viewers the october 10th show averaged
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about 4 .4 million total viewers and 1 .1 million
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in the 18 to 49 demo up roughly one percent overall
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and four percent in the key demo from the week
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before his best rated turn yet you kind of pulled
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my point all right alexa thank you what do you
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think you could have done like a little kid i
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would just sit him down and be like yeah so what
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do you think we could uh sit him down like a
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little kid He's a grown ass man. This is you
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talking down to him because you're jealous that
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he's road famous and you're stuck in 04. Shut
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up. Thanks there, pal. And just figure it out.
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Figure what out? It was a joke. He didn't go
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into a five minute diatribe. But yeah, I guess
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it's just finding the balance of both things,
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like allowing, you know, creative liberties,
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but also... Coming from the guy that plays the
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same character on every SNL skit. You peaked
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at Good Burger, bro. Like, watching your step
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as far as, you know, harmful words are concerned
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because I think everybody's just, like you said,
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everybody's focusing in on this one specific
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word or one specific part of the monologue. Because
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everyone's annoying. You're actually not helping
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out your cause by not defending him. You're actually
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making it more separated. When Michael Che said
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it's just jokes, that was cool. This is proof
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that Kenan Thompson's not someone you want on
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your team. Rest of the monologue. or even the
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rest of the show is getting overshadowed. Like,
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Grace, one of our newest, you know, cast members.
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Oh, yeah, we all know about Grace. It pisses
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you guys off that people only care about it when
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he's there, being Shane Gillis. Or coming up
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when Drewski's gonna be there. And Drewski's
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your competition. He makes skits online. Had
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a phenomenal show, and, like, it's sad because
33:27
nobody's even talking about it. Rosalia's, like,
33:32
Even kind of getting overshadowed because we
33:34
want to go back and forth. It's getting overshadowed
33:36
because no one cares. You only are relevant if
33:40
you make fun of Trump or if you have Shane Gillis.
33:43
How does that feel? What's offensive and what's
33:47
not? Glad I heard. Your show's dreadful. I was
33:51
always more of a mad TV guy anyway. So, yeah,
33:56
I can't really say like if. You're not saying
33:58
anything and I'm done hearing you. Shut up. Annoying.
34:20
Alabama Barker is not keeping up with her brother
34:23
Landon Barker. Alabama Barker, you're a dirty,
34:28
rotten brat. You've had everything given to you,
34:30
and the fact that you're not getting along with
34:32
your brother, you're going to regret it as time
34:34
goes on. There's people in my family that didn't
34:38
talk to their siblings for a long time, and they
34:40
feel bad that they let time go by. You get one
34:43
life, and you got you not talking to your brother
34:46
because you're a brat. You think everything's...
34:49
He's supposed to be surrounding you. Everything's
34:51
about you. Because you're a narcissistic moron.
34:55
At least not during the October 22nd episode
34:57
of the Kardashians. Oh, yeah. Hurry on on the
35:00
Kardashians. There's terrible influences. Parker's
35:04
20 -year -old daughter, whom he shares with ex
35:06
-wife Shannon Moakler. She just looks like a
35:08
sex doll. She doesn't look like a real human.
35:11
Because she's not. Insight into her relationship
35:14
with her older brother, revealing to Kourtney
35:16
Kardashian that they were estranged from each
35:18
other. following a disagreement oh yeah when
35:22
you got your mom shana who's a dirty rotten sociopath
35:25
when you got that as a mom of course you're gonna
35:27
be messed up you guys still not communicating
35:29
yeah we're in an argument get over it you'll
35:32
be dead soon maybe in 80 years but you ain't
35:36
gonna be around forever we just had a disagreement
35:39
and i just want a narcissist doesn't want to
35:43
admit they did something when they try to underplay
35:46
it because the Because of the disagreement, you'd
35:48
be talking to him, you idiot. You have guys buy
35:52
you Birkin bags because you're a talentless moron.
35:57
Of course, he thinks you're a brat, but he loves
36:00
you because you're his daughter. Of course not.
36:08
Kardashians want everything to be perfect. I
36:10
went on to reveal that she and Landon's relationship
36:13
has been strained. That's so great. While Alabama
36:23
didn't share specifics behind what exactly went
36:26
down with her and her brother, she explained
36:28
to Courtney she wasn't in the wrong for bringing
36:30
up the topic with her dad. And it wasn't that
36:33
I was tattletailing. It was for his own good.
36:36
His own good? That's not your decision. You're
36:39
not the parent. You're a bratty sister. It's
36:42
for the streets. For his safety. Yeah. I don't
36:49
have any siblings. to achieving your goals isn't
37:08
always a straight line. No, it's by using Ozempic
37:11
because you're a fat slob that put in no effort.
37:15
You look like a skeleton. You look like Skeletor
37:17
from the He -Man. In a conversation with the
37:20
New Yorker published... And you're now loyal
37:22
because you're ditching Roseanne. You're a fake
37:24
friend. You were cooler when you were fatter,
37:27
John Goodman. October 18th, the Big Lebowski
37:30
actor opens up about his 200 -pound weight loss
37:32
journey and discloses that said journey was filled
37:35
with peaks and valleys. Oh, yeah! He tells the
37:39
outlet, I'd lose 60 pounds in a summer, gain
37:41
it all back. Yeah, you know, just laying around.
37:45
You look terrible, dude. Better with weight.
37:52
70 pounds, 80 pounds, and that got tiring. I
37:55
took steps so I wouldn't have to do that anymore.
37:57
I was almost 400 pounds. The Monsters, Inc. alum
38:00
has been sober from alcohol since 2007. Good
38:04
for you! But he also compares his prior relationship
38:07
with food to alcoholism. Noted. Well, I'd be
38:11
unhappy too if I looked like John Goodman. Of
38:13
course I'd eat all day! You're not a loyal friend!
38:15
I have friends that are ultra -mega that I don't
38:19
agree with! But they're still my friend! I was
38:23
eating alcoholically after I stopped drinking.
38:25
Did you realize how much of a fraud you are?
38:28
John also explaining that following a hip injury
38:31
he endured while on set in 2025, he has focused
38:35
on a low -impact exercise regimen with an emphasis
38:38
on building up the core balance. Good for you!
38:42
Should have done that 40 years ago, but then
38:44
you wouldn't have got the role. If you look the
38:46
way you did now, you're not getting the role
38:48
on Roseanne. Sorry! Strength training. stuff
38:53
like that so I don't fall down. Ah, good for
38:56
you. Your career fell down. The Connors was dreadful.
39:00
You guys ditched Roseanne. The Emmy winner also
39:02
goes further in depth regarding his battle with
39:04
alcohol addiction and shares the uplifting perspective
39:07
he has now that he's in a healthier state. I
39:10
was delaying my maturation by drinking and I
39:12
had a lot of catching up to do. All this means
39:15
it's a bunch of ways of saying I did Ozabic.
39:19
That's all you're saying, dude. Enough of you.
39:26
John, Kate has finally responded to Colin's memoir,
39:28
and she said, and this is quote, rational, logical
39:31
people or anyone who has dealt with mental illness
39:34
understands what's going on here. How do you
39:37
interpret what she said? She needs to stop. He
39:40
is not mentally ill. I would definitely have
39:42
grounds to sue Kate for defamation and libel.
39:45
They kept me like a zombie. All right. Makes
39:48
me appreciate my mom because you have a dirty,
39:50
rotten loser like Kate. Loser! According to Roseanne
39:56
Barr, Michael Jackson knew how to rock Lisa Marie
39:59
Presley's world. Oh, gross. In an October interview
40:02
with The Hollywood Reporter, the comedian reveals
40:05
that her late friend once shared some very intimate
40:08
details about her sex life with the king of pop.
40:12
And apparently, the singer left quite the impression.
40:15
Roseanne tells the outlet she said he was the
40:17
best late. Then kids know about that, too. It's
40:24
not good. For a generation of viewers, Netflix
40:36
has been must -watch TV. Netflix is good if you're
40:41
in a relationship or something, you know, and
40:43
your wife wants to watch something before you
40:45
get late, but it ain't that great. Juggernaut
40:48
behind hits like Stranger Things, Squid Game,
40:51
and Wednesday. But this morning, the streaming
40:56
giant is hoping new leadership can reassure anxious
40:59
investors. Yeah, they're freaking out that when
41:03
Netflix first came out, it was the only streaming
41:05
service. Then Hulu was around. Then Amazon Prime
41:09
came out around 2013, 14, 15. And then during
41:12
the 2020s, you got Peacock. You got HBO Max,
41:16
and then it was Max, and then it was HBO Max.
41:18
And during my plus, that was CBS All Access.
41:21
And Netflix is irrelevant. There's still people
41:24
that like it, but not my type of stuff. I don't
41:28
want to see Bert Kreischer, and I don't want
41:29
to see true crime. and re -engage American viewers.
41:33
On an earnings call Tuesday, co -CEO Ted Sarandos...
41:36
This little douchebag, he's got a little punchable
41:38
face. ...telling investors the company's position
41:41
is strong, but said growth in the United States
41:44
has been disappointing. Yeah, because we're sick
41:46
of it. It's the same thing over and over. Keep
41:51
jacking up the price. It's one thing to jack
41:54
up the prices, but to add so many commercials
41:57
when you originally were pretty much never going
41:59
to have... Fuck that. You're a dumb boomer. You're
42:08
a twat. There's no need for a fundamental shift
42:10
in the strategy. We do need better execution
42:13
in the US. You need to lower your rates to have
42:16
the perfect Netflix. It's 27 a month. That's
42:20
insane. And I have plenty of websites that I
42:23
can watch whatever you have illegally. Last week,
42:27
Netflix abruptly laid off about a thousand employees.
42:30
Oh, but they kept their... Bunch of ass wipes.
42:34
roughly 6 % of its workforce. Stuff like that's
42:38
why I hate Netflix. You're the worst. Including
42:41
several top creative executives. We have a responsibility
42:45
to make hard trade -offs in service of our members,
42:48
our partners. The CEOs are your typical CEOs
42:51
ruining America similar to radio CEOs worth a
42:56
bunch of blah while they're making seven or eight
43:00
figures. The douchebags. Our employees, our investors,
43:06
and ultimately our long -term was the simple
43:09
thinking behind it. It was about your paycheck.
43:14
Who's come with Netflix's stock down more than
43:17
25 % in 2026. You jumped the shark. You're irrelevant.
43:21
And more than 40 % since last year when it launched
43:25
an unsuccessful bid to take over Warner Brothers
43:28
Discovery. To me, I know there's plenty of shows
43:31
people like, but to me, ever since Ozark, there
43:34
hasn't been a show worth watching. And there's
43:37
ways to watch it online. Like, for example, HBO
43:40
Max and Paramount and Hulu have adult cartoons.
43:44
You can't really find it unless you're on a laptop.
43:47
But, like, if I want to watch the movie Scarface,
43:50
it's very easy to find. I don't need Netflix.
43:54
They basically just need better movies and better
43:58
TV shows? Or is there something more secular
44:01
happening to the way we consume entertainment?
44:03
It's the prices. It's ridiculous. the rest of
44:06
Hollywood, Netflix is struggling to keep viewers
44:10
from spending more and more time watching YouTube
44:13
and TikTok. Yeah, that's the thing. Um, what
44:17
is this thing, listeners? It is called Movie
44:21
Box Pro. Look it up. Well, now, every media company
44:25
has a streaming service. What Netflix does isn't
44:28
really special. Yeah, 2012, it was cool. And
44:31
the thing that's really disrupting entertainment
44:33
now is short -form video. Yeah, most people is
44:38
going on Instagram. Netflix's top executives
44:41
point to a wide range of new offerings. And also,
44:45
they use that word podcast dreadfully. Yeah,
44:49
I think they have the Jadakiss podcast and Breakfast
44:51
Club on there. Yeah, you can find that in podcast
44:54
form. But Pete Davidson does that talk show I
44:57
think in his garage or whatever. Podcast. That's
45:02
not a podcast. It's a talk show. If it was a
45:04
podcast, you would have a best of clip on Spotify
45:07
and Apple. So they're also watering down the
45:10
word podcast. But they're douchebags. Podcast
45:14
to NFL games and other sports. And then the whole
45:17
NFL thing. Oh, we got to have all the people.
45:19
It's just dreadful. The Croshers should be nowhere
45:22
near the NFL. Along with a full slate of theatrical
45:26
releases. Whatever. Burn in hell. Blah, blah.
45:32
Proves that he's a douchebag. Proves that he
45:40
doesn't know how to hang out in public. Lame
45:44
CT. Most football players have CTE. You don't
45:49
see Ian Beckles acting up in public. He's too
45:51
stoned. Warren Sapp gets involved in an aggressive
45:56
Miami FSU tailgate standoff. A Facebook video
46:03
shows Sapp, who started in Miami in the 90s,
46:06
holding an umbrella and attempting to swat away
46:09
a fan who was playfully talking trash. Warren
46:14
is heard saying, don't do that, and I'll play
46:16
the clip. First of all, there's two sides. That
46:18
fan knows what he's doing. Warren Sepp does not
46:21
know how to behave in public. We all know Warren
46:24
Sepp's pretty much a brain -dead moron. But you're
46:27
also not like going up to like Ronde Barber or
46:30
somebody that people like. You know what you're
46:32
doing. Here's the video. Trying to get under
46:39
Warren's umbrella. Did you do that? Warren, you
46:55
gonna go back to Phoenix soon? Warren, cut your
47:06
mohawk. You look like a douchebag. Sides, treat
47:37
people well. A podcast he did with somebody.
47:41
And he treated that guy like dirt. Douche. The
47:56
fact that people think of Tampa when they think
48:00
of you. I'm like on neither side with this. Usually
48:08
I'm totally against Warren. But this guy knows
48:10
who he's talking to. An idiot. We're Scott Tavlin.
48:22
Idiocracy come to life. Just flat camera happens.
50:16
Accused of illegal misusing law enforcement databases
50:19
including automated license plate readers. Alexa,
50:23
how many times... How many towns are there altogether
50:25
in America? The Census Bureau lists roughly 16
50:31
,000 towns and townships across the U .S., plus
50:34
about 19 ,500 incorporated places that include
50:37
towns, villages, and cities. What is the total
50:41
amount altogether, including cities, everything?
50:46
The census counts about 48 ,400 places total.
50:50
So, Alexa, stop. So, if there's 48 ,000 towns
50:55
and cities, that means if every, Alexa. I am
50:59
so done with you. Shut up. If there are 48 ,000
51:03
towns and cities in America and one cop is misusing,
51:07
Alexa, I'm not talking to you. Shut up. God,
51:11
shut up. Alexa, 48 ,000 towns and you have one
51:18
cop misusing it in every town? You have 48 ,000
51:23
cops breaking the law. Officer Oscar Amagpali
51:26
is seen. He just looks like a little bitch. Just
51:29
an absolute loser. Became a cop because he has
51:33
nothing else. Little short man syndrome. Here
51:38
in a previous post on the department's Facebook
51:40
page. And now he's facing five felony counts
51:43
of official misconduct. This is going to end.
51:47
Holly is. Yeah. They caught this criminal. But
51:52
they're also stalking women. I hate to be on
51:57
a dating app and be a cop. That one's make you
52:01
look bad. The Waukegan Police Department says
52:06
it has now started a department -wide audit.
52:09
I'm going to find out. Everybody's doing it.
52:12
How could you not? Everyone knows the story of
52:16
when I went on a date with a girl I didn't know
52:17
was a cop in Chicago three years ago, and we
52:20
were only talking through Bumble, and she found
52:22
my phone number. They doing a lot, dude. Looking
52:25
at how officers have used law enforcement databases.
52:29
Yeah. It's not good. It's bad. Kissimmee Mayor
54:34
Jackie Espinosa. Politicians that are not, they
54:39
all dirty. Politicians were who you looked up
54:47
to. Not at all. They're all a bunch of crap.
54:50
up morons. Freaking worst. A few hours. A politician
55:04
misusing taxpayer dollars. I did them. This man
55:30
was a scam with enough sexism and they don't
55:53
need morons like her ruining it. Businesses located.
56:18
You think you're gonna. Spinoza's businesses
56:23
bill 50 ,000 directly, 40 ,000 indirectly. Discrimination
56:30
about being politicians from racist sexist MAGA.
56:34
And then you got this moron. Just thought as
56:51
well she'd get prison time. Very controversial.
57:17
But it's also not for everybody. If you are on
57:21
meds and you're not supposed to take it, it can
57:25
kill you. Everybody that I know that takes it
57:29
says it helps them. Here's my point. There's
57:32
a difference between the Kratom seltzers, the
57:35
ones that people drink, and the 70H, which everybody
57:39
that drinks the seltzers is against. But the
57:42
local news does this thing where they use the
57:45
K word Kratom and wrap it all together. And that's
57:48
because they're lazy journalists that are using
57:51
clickbait tactics. Losers. This example right
57:55
here. Ridiculous. Kratom product. I'm Jennifer
58:10
Lee. Thank you for meeting us. They're often
58:12
sold at vape shops and gas stations. Man, I love
58:15
hearing these reporters. If it's weed, Kratom,
58:18
any of it. I love hearing how nerdy they are.
58:21
They're so pretentious. Even though they're.
58:24
Vice is probably cheating on their significant
58:25
others or getting drunk. You're annoying. Experts
58:31
warn they can cause serious health problems,
58:33
including seizures and respiratory failure. Well,
58:36
here's the problem. Kranenbars need to have a
58:40
sign that says this, this, and this could happen.
58:42
They don't do themselves any justice when they
58:45
pretend like this stuff doesn't happen. Every
58:48
side's wrong here. News Channel 8's Grant Palmer
58:51
joins us now live from Tampa with the latest
58:53
on today's meeting. Grant. I'm not saying 7 -0
58:57
-8. 7 -0 -8 is the best. That's right, Kratom
59:04
products are sold at places like smoke shops,
59:07
like the one you see here behind me. And today,
59:09
commissioners scheduled a public hearing for
59:11
November 10th. And then you have all these misinformed
59:14
people that see the, unfortunately, the kids
59:18
that died at whatever school that was, they had
59:20
like seven other things in their body. The NBA
59:23
player that died, seven other things in their
59:25
body. Morons. To potentially ban them. Too hard
59:30
to find Kratom products. Did you know Kratom
59:33
is an opioid? That binds to the same receptors
59:39
as heroin. And carries risk. And that's the freaking
59:42
word they use. Drug abuse, addiction, and death.
59:47
That's why Kratom is referred to as. You're just
59:49
an annoying boomer that's past your prime. You
59:52
don't know deadly squat. Gas station heroin.
59:55
I'm supposed to say the gas station heroin line.
59:59
Heartbroken mother spoke at the Hillsborough
1:00:01
County Commission meeting. Well that sucks. that
1:00:03
your kid died. I get it. But he had other things
1:00:06
in his body. You leave that part out. Conveniently
1:00:14
leave out that he was on other things. Consider
1:00:17
banning Kratom in the county. Kratom has changed
1:00:20
our lives forever. We grieve every day. That
1:00:23
sucks. I get it. But it wasn't like your kid
1:00:26
was just... This is ridiculous reporting. Those
1:00:35
kava bars are not trying to kill people, okay?
1:00:38
See from a tell -house you detective is burned
1:00:45
into my memory. I mean, it sucks. I'm telling
1:00:49
you, he probably had pills in him. He probably
1:00:51
had ketamine, but everyone focuses on the K word.
1:00:55
Ah, ridiculous. It's terrible reporting. Reading
1:00:59
this statement from a mother who couldn't be
1:01:01
present at the meeting today. Oh, so then why
1:01:04
read the statement if the mom's not there? Ridiculous.
1:01:08
Local news. Conveniently leave that stuff out
1:01:18
because you don't do your job. This morning,
1:01:46
amid increasing scrutiny, NFL Commissioner Roger
1:01:49
Goodell says he welcomes an investigation into
1:01:52
how the Philadelphia Eagles handled star quarterback
1:02:00
Jalen Hurts' season -ending blood clots. That
1:02:03
is the exact proof, whatever job you have, radio,
1:02:06
McDonald's, welder, anything. The job doesn't
1:02:09
care about you. You're a number. After the players'
1:02:12
union demanded one. Well, we welcome that. That's
1:02:15
part of our process. That's fine. Our chief medical
1:02:20
officer. He sounds like he's getting real older.
1:02:25
That old mad voice. Those comments coming after
1:02:33
the union said in a statement, quote, the league
1:02:36
previously informed the union that it did not
1:02:39
plan to review the care he received. And there
1:02:41
must be a full investigation into what occurred.
1:02:47
Jalen Hurts continues to thrive. Looking deep.
1:02:50
And the pass is caught by Wicks. There was just
1:02:54
something off about that game in London. Like,
1:02:56
he was so... He was missing throw. He didn't
1:03:01
wonder what was... Before Hurts was diagnosed
1:03:04
with multiple blood clots in his lungs, the Eagles
1:03:07
cleared him to play in London. Yeah, they didn't
1:03:10
give a shit. And fly home to the U .S. knowing
1:03:15
he had an initial super clot in his calf. You
1:03:20
know, what a blood clot, but especially a superficial
1:03:23
one. A decision that has provoked significant
1:03:28
backlash. Yeah. Jalen Hurts ate the rest of the
1:03:37
team. Nick Sirianni's a douche. The wrong decision
1:03:42
was made. Everybody in the organization. Now,
1:03:44
I don't think it was anything nefarious. The
1:03:46
NFL maintaining confidence. Oh, now here's all
1:03:49
the freaking guys on TV. Kissing his head. Kissing
1:03:54
his... Oh, the NFL... The NFL... The NFL is the
1:04:00
mafia. They don't give a shit about you. Since
1:04:05
that, the Eagles made informed decisions with
1:04:07
the health of the 28 -year -old Super Bowl MVP...
1:04:10
Oh, yeah. ...back top of mind. Oh, totally. That's
1:04:13
why they had him fly across the fucking pond.
1:04:16
We're comfortable with what we've seen in the
1:04:18
protocols. Egg that doesn't really do much to
1:04:24
woman beaters. Not caring about blood clots.
1:04:26
Break news. Bunch of mutants. Idiots. Just a
1:04:34
reminder, y 'all. Hurts' mother, Pamela, sharing
1:04:41
a TikTok message this week in light of her son's
1:04:44
health scare. Can you imagine if he died? Imagine
1:04:48
if he died. I'm not kidding. He ran over a wave
1:04:54
of art. Joe Burrow and Eggman's a slut. So is
1:05:10
Joe Buck, a loser, does not want to be on Roseanne's
1:05:17
new show. What a piece of garbage. Just a skadoosh.
1:05:34
So we're bad and raunchy. Because, you know,
1:05:39
when your mom's in the house, it's kind of hard
1:05:41
to talk about sex and whatnot. That's what we
1:05:44
finna do, kill the radio. Maybe better than ever.
1:08:30
This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
1:08:34
Call the show and leave me a voice mail. 856.
1:08:38
It's 856. 6 -7 -7 -3. You tweeting me? At Ryan
1:08:48
Harvey Radio. And you can always email me. Ryan
1:08:51
Harvey Radio. On gmail .com. Can't begin the
1:08:58
show yet. Here from the API Orchestra. Awesome.
1:09:34
Today is Monday. So you know what we do. All
1:09:40
right. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to
1:09:45
Chachki's? Get some coffee? Stop. I gotta get
1:09:49
out of here. I think I'm gonna lose it. Uh -oh.
1:09:51
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mundus.
1:09:54
Again! Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
1:09:58
of the mundus. Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
1:10:02
got a case of the mundus. And finally! Uh -oh.
1:10:05
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mundus.
1:10:08
Ah, dude. Let me ask you something. When you
1:10:12
come in on Monday and you're not feeling real
1:10:13
well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds like
1:10:15
someone has a case of the mundus? No. Oh, dude.
1:10:22
Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked
1:10:26
saying something like that, man. By the way,
1:10:28
now that my mom's out of town, back to being
1:10:33
cloudy. Driving me nuts. Always freaking cloudy.
1:10:37
You know what I mean? I wanted to be in a cloudy
1:10:48
city of the Cleveland. Oh, dude. The sky on Tampa
1:11:01
glass. What? It drags the day back. The ceiling's
1:11:15
too fast. It's also National Pumpkin and Greasy
1:12:01
Foods Day, so we gotta celebrate correctly. Radio
1:13:03
joke. Last night and tonight. So we gotta have
1:16:08
full moon music, man. That was a lot of production,
1:16:20
but we're just waking up. I think you should
1:16:24
be more awake than ever. How don't you? Isn't
1:16:31
this tripping you out? Oh, we've been recording
1:16:33
for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Make a wish. My
1:16:39
cat sleeps on the bed like a psychopath enjoying
1:16:41
my voice. So much easier. I love my mom, but
1:16:45
it's so much easier doing a show when she's not
1:16:49
here. You know? A little dirty. We'll talk about
1:16:55
that. First. Musket. That is. All right, I'm
1:17:08
really silly today. Yeah, it's the deal. Hear
1:17:12
this? It's me with my lighter. Oh, yeah. I'm
1:17:17
flicking the lighter. And I'm really wanting
1:17:20
to flick a beam sooner than later. Yeah, the
1:17:26
thing is when your mom's in town and you're in
1:17:30
a studio apartment. Yes, when I tell you she
1:17:33
wants to sleep on the couch because I've had
1:17:35
people go, oh, for a bed. No, she wants to sleep
1:17:38
on the couch. But when you got your mom sleeping
1:17:40
on the couch. And the bed's right behind her.
1:17:44
You're not exactly, you know. Check it out. Last
1:17:50
night, man. I don't know what to say about that.
1:17:57
And I don't think you do either. And that's fine.
1:18:02
And like that never happened. All right, let
1:18:06
me hit this. Full moon. That makes people. You
1:18:31
just feel the energy when it's a full moon. And
1:18:34
you're out at like 9 p .m. Everyone's hanging
1:18:36
out a little more wide. Alexa. How are you, baby?
1:18:41
First of all, we're live on my podcast. How are
1:18:43
you, babe? Doing great. Thanks for asking. And
1:18:48
hey, shout out to everyone listening in on the
1:18:50
podcast. What's on the agenda today? Alexa, why
1:18:54
do people act weird during a full moon? The full
1:19:00
moon hype is ancient, but science says there's
1:19:02
no real link. Most studies find no spike in crazy
1:19:05
behavior, just a little less sleep for some.
1:19:08
Alexa! That's the freaking problem is science
1:19:11
ruins all the fun. Tell me about it. Science
1:19:18
is the ultimate party pooper. It's like finding
1:19:20
out the magic trick is just a mirror and some
1:19:22
fishing line. Alexa, is there any chance that
1:19:26
guys like Neil deGrasse Tyson can't keep their
1:19:29
hands to themselves around women? Is there any
1:19:31
chance they're wrong? Yeah, Tyson actually faced
1:19:37
four allegations back in 2018, including rape
1:19:40
and inappropriate touching. He denied the rape
1:19:42
charge, but admitted to some of the other encounters,
1:19:44
saying they were misinterpreted. Investigations
1:19:47
followed, but he's still out there doing his
1:19:49
thing. Alexa, no one's going to ever admit to
1:19:52
rape. No one's going to be like, oh yeah, I raped
1:19:55
her. So I don't believe it. Yeah, rape cases
1:19:59
are notoriously hard to prove, especially with
1:20:02
no physical evidence or witnesses. Anyhow, Alexa,
1:20:05
I don't know how we got on rape. Do you think
1:20:07
there's any chance that Neil deGrasse Tyson's
1:20:09
wrong about the moon? Tyson's stance on the moon
1:20:15
is pretty solid. He points to the rocks, the
1:20:17
telemetry, and the millions who watch the landing.
1:20:19
The evidence is overwhelming, so it's unlikely
1:20:22
he's off base, even if a few conspiracy folks...
1:20:25
Alright, Alexa, I've had enough of you. I'm just
1:20:27
telling you guys, people really act up when it's
1:20:30
a full moon. I know there's a little more light
1:20:32
out, especially if you're in Largo, Florida.
1:20:36
Everyone loses their mind. Let me take another
1:20:40
hit. I like this music, man. It's tripping me
1:20:45
out a little, man. Mmm. Last week, 1 ,000 listeners.
1:20:54
Proud of it, man. I don't know who the fuck's
1:20:58
listening. Because no one really reaches out.
1:21:02
But hi. Thanks for listening. Have a good day.
1:21:06
Thank you for listening once again. Okay. We
1:21:11
have a... We have so much to get to. Here's the
1:21:21
deal. Let me turn this off. Where is it? It's
1:21:24
tripping me out. All right. So... Somebody...
1:21:30
Here's the deal. It's me and my cat. It's licking
1:21:46
herself right now. It sounds weird. So Thursday
1:21:49
last week, I hung out with my friend Jamie. And
1:21:53
we got drunk. And last week, oh, two weeks ago,
1:21:59
hung out with this guy that works at Cox Media
1:22:04
that kind of wanted to be anonymous because he
1:22:07
didn't want to piss off my kid. And there was
1:22:12
somebody from Cox Media hung out and we got high.
1:22:15
And Saturday, I interviewed my radio hero, Eddie
1:22:19
Volkman. And then also, you know, did this thing.
1:22:24
is known as did hoppy hour and then had like
1:22:26
a mini high school reunion we all know all the
1:22:28
pictures are on my social media and that sunday
1:22:32
and that was however i picked up my mom from
1:22:36
the airport i have had somebody in my apartment
1:22:41
for like 10 days in a row and i love my mom very
1:22:45
much but uh it's like that uh was it destiny's
1:22:53
child song even though it's a little sexual it's
1:22:57
kind of weird uh You know, when your mom's in
1:23:00
town, you got to entertain them. You got to make
1:23:03
sure they're happy. I think she was happy enough.
1:23:07
But at the same time, you got to make sure they're
1:23:10
good. And I'm not built for that. Which is why
1:23:14
I'm not a dad and I got a vasectomy. I'm not
1:23:18
built for this life of caring about others. I'm
1:23:22
built to be self -centered. Even though I'm a
1:23:25
great boyfriend. But I'm built to be self -centered.
1:23:29
Even though I'm a great boyfriend. You get the
1:23:31
point. So my mom was in town. And it was a good
1:23:34
time. Only had two arguments. We pretty much
1:23:39
got along. And it was good. It felt good to take
1:23:43
a break from this podcast. I have done, between
1:23:47
this and an interview with a radio host, or the
1:23:51
Hammer and Hank show with Henry Oaks and Ryan
1:23:54
Hoppy, I have done 262 shows this year. and 976
1:24:02
videos. Alexa, as of October 26th, how many days
1:24:06
are there left in the year? There are 66 days
1:24:11
left in 2020. All right, Alexa, stop. Alexa,
1:24:13
stop. So I'll probably hit the 300 show mark,
1:24:17
which I'm very proud of. Alexa, shut up. I ain't
1:24:21
talking to you, honey. So the thing is, Alexa,
1:24:26
I'm done. I'm done talking to you. Stop tracking
1:24:29
me. But the thing is, It was nice. I love when
1:24:35
she says she's done, but then has to say it again.
1:24:37
Literally, I'm telling you, it felt good to take
1:24:40
a break because Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
1:24:42
I really grinded out this show. And then Friday,
1:24:46
Saturday, Sunday, took a break, hung out with
1:24:50
my mom. So Friday, I have a, I have a 25th, not
1:24:57
2015. I have a, what is it called? Having a hard
1:25:01
time talking. I have an iPhone 15 Plus. I was
1:25:06
getting that mixed up with 2015. And I'm telling
1:25:09
you, it's pretty good. Only the camera doesn't
1:25:12
want to work. So what happened in the club was
1:25:18
on Friday. I hate when I'm right. I know that
1:25:22
sounds a little narcissistic. But there's nothing
1:25:25
worse than when I'm right. And I'm not very good
1:25:30
at expressing my opinions when it comes to cell
1:25:33
phones and technology. I'm good at ranting about
1:25:36
cloud chasing broads. But when it comes to like,
1:25:40
you know, expressing what's wrong with my computer
1:25:43
or whatever. I always know when I'm right and
1:25:46
the person just doesn't know what I'm saying.
1:25:48
It's happened at radio jobs with IT. It's like,
1:25:51
I know something's off, but of course when you
1:25:54
use it, it's fine. But then once I use it, it
1:25:57
goes back to not working. So we go to T -Mobile
1:26:00
and the guy was nice, you know, but he could
1:26:05
tell them my mom was trying not to have me get
1:26:08
a new phone that day trying to save some moolah.
1:26:11
So I had already, updated my phone to the previous
1:26:15
update before the one that came out like two
1:26:17
days ago and my camera will work for like a minute
1:26:21
you know and then it goes back to not working
1:26:23
so the guy's like well did you do a factory reset
1:26:27
like yes bro i've done all of it so he does the
1:26:31
factory reset he updates my iphone blah blah
1:26:34
blah blah blah but here's the thing uh the camera
1:26:40
works everything was back to normal i was like
1:26:43
you know what maybe that was a good choice not
1:26:45
to get Cause I really want to get the flip phone.
1:26:47
It's like $2 ,000. So I'll probably end up getting
1:26:51
the 18 plus. Here's the thing. So what happens
1:26:56
is the cell phone gets fixed. Everything's great.
1:27:01
So Sunday we got to the best sushi in town. Umami.
1:27:07
If you're in St. Pete, you gotta go to Umami.
1:27:11
I went to Umami with my mommy. That sounds weird.
1:27:20
And, uh, I posted a picture on my social media,
1:27:25
but that was on my mom's phone. Because I've
1:27:27
been having to ask people to text me pictures
1:27:29
if we take a picture. I said, hey, mom, can you
1:27:33
take a picture of me with the sushi? And I gave
1:27:35
her the phone and the camera. And she goes, I
1:27:37
don't see anything. My camera went back to not
1:27:41
working. I said, that was very interesting. So
1:27:47
then it's like my mom's leaving for town. in
1:27:49
like two hours so we didn't have enough time
1:27:52
to go to sprints and now it's like, of course
1:27:55
it happens right before she leaves. Couldn't
1:27:58
be Saturday at 1 p .m. It had to be Sunday at
1:28:01
3 .30. Just my luck as a millennial Larry David.
1:28:08
Not a side thought because I'm not a pedophile.
1:28:13
Just the luck I have. Can you believe it's been
1:28:17
11 minutes since I said 11 minutes and 11 seconds?
1:28:20
Again, let's make a wish. But, so that happened.
1:28:28
And then, surprisingly, shout out to my cat,
1:28:34
Luna. Be tuned. That's all, folks. No, she's
1:28:40
still alive. It is. I'm going to ignore that.
1:28:49
My microphone got unplugged. I'm just going to
1:28:50
keep that in there. It's a real podcast moment.
1:28:54
But my mom wanted to get my cat, you know, just
1:28:58
give her a checkup at PetSmart. So what happened
1:29:02
was we go there. And she was actually really
1:29:05
well -behaved. Because this was usually her during
1:29:09
Hurricane Milton and Helene. She's like, shut
1:29:13
up! As she's sleeping on the bed, looking all
1:29:16
cute. She was like this. Like a little meowing
1:29:21
when we went. But I think the smell of animals
1:29:23
at the PetSmart. Because PetSmart has a very
1:29:27
distinct smell. I think she was able to feel
1:29:31
at home. Because when she was at PetSmart, she
1:29:35
was chill, man. But when we were in the car,
1:29:39
she was like this. And my cat's fine. My mom
1:29:45
wanted to see if we could get the cat chipped,
1:29:47
but the cat was already chipped in the club.
1:29:51
Here's the scary part, though. You know when
1:29:55
a vet pulls you to the side and you're like,
1:29:57
oh, no, what's going on? What's wrong? She pulls
1:30:01
me to the side and goes, I thought she was going
1:30:05
to say, we have a, she said. Something happened
1:30:08
with the chip. And I'm thinking this isn't my
1:30:10
cat. They're going to have to confiscate her,
1:30:12
take her away from me. She goes, no. Did you
1:30:18
know that it says your cat's, I didn't get this,
1:30:21
that your cat is eight months old? Or no, eight
1:30:28
weeks old. Because she doesn't look eight weeks
1:30:30
old. What's weird is I got her when she was eight
1:30:34
weeks old because she was born November 26, 2017.
1:30:40
and i got her in like january but i don't know
1:30:43
how the chip works doesn't it leave me a voicemail
1:30:46
856 -49 -hoppy 856 -494 -6773 last name spelled
1:30:51
h -o -p -p -e uh why did it not just update to
1:30:58
eight years in eight weeks or whatever it's very
1:31:00
strange so when she told me that was the problem
1:31:03
of the day i was like uh well we're fine because
1:31:07
i love my cat she's very important to me Also,
1:31:13
my mom being in town Sunday, you know, I was
1:31:17
a little tired and I wake up to hearing this
1:31:23
on my TV. Oh, yeah. My mom was watching the live
1:31:30
stream of the Catholic Church going to as a kid.
1:31:39
And what's weird is, first of all, they're doing
1:31:43
live streams on YouTube and they do a podcast
1:31:47
of the church. And I told them in 2008 I wanted
1:31:51
to do a podcast for them. And I believe they
1:31:55
said it'd be a fad. Bitch! Now I'm getting all
1:32:06
these Catholic videos on my timeline. So that
1:32:11
net drove me nuts. But it was also nostalgic
1:32:14
seeing my friend's dad reading a scripture. So
1:32:22
that's pretty much the recap of my mom. I will
1:32:24
admit, tear it up a little bit, drop it. At the
1:32:29
airport? This is sad! Mom! I know Mike Alta has
1:32:35
no respect for moms because he's a scum pig.
1:32:39
But I do. Posting pictures of her. You're a bitch.
1:32:45
Have you seen what you look like in a mirror?
1:32:47
You're a cow. Literally. Anywho. I have other
1:32:52
thoughts on my mind. That was a recap of my mom's
1:32:54
trip. I don't know why. But I just feel like
1:32:59
when someone sends you a thumbs up. On a passive
1:33:05
aggressive. I don't know. I don't know why it
1:33:07
drives me nuts. I have family members that do
1:33:09
it, and I know they're not being mean. I get
1:33:13
it, but it's just like, I don't know. It feels
1:33:16
like they're trying to shut me up. That's been
1:33:20
on my mind. I've been seeing this trend of these
1:33:24
bratty women on TikTok. I have not seen a guy
1:33:28
do this, and I'm not trying to sound sexist,
1:33:30
but I've always seen women do it, where they
1:33:34
complain about upsub, which is a sub at Publix.
1:33:42
That's why it's called Pub Sub. The grocery store.
1:33:45
You do not realize that ever since Publix got
1:33:52
a new CEO, that they actually took away like
1:33:55
one or two service members to save money in the
1:33:58
deli. So they're also making the chicken and
1:34:00
everything else and your sub. And you can also
1:34:03
order online ahead of time. But everybody loves
1:34:08
to shame the people working at Publix. And I
1:34:11
will comment on these. I will say something like,
1:34:19
oh, let's see you work at Publix. And then they
1:34:21
go off of me and say whatever. They got nothing.
1:34:27
If you think you can make a better pub sub, buy
1:34:31
the ingredients yourself and do it at home, you
1:34:33
slob. Even though it's hot ass women that are
1:34:37
posting it. There you go. With my mom in town,
1:34:43
I was watching a little more TV. I do have YouTube
1:34:47
TV, but we were watching a little more. It is
1:34:50
insane how terrible Comedy Central is. I never
1:34:54
thought if you would have told me in 2011 when
1:34:57
I had shows like Ugly Americans and all these
1:35:00
great shows, if you would have told me that they
1:35:02
would show The Office and Family Guy all day,
1:35:05
but TBS is four. It's been driving me nuts, the
1:35:13
lack of originality. Also, I've been noticing
1:35:19
I have a lot of stickers on my laptop. What do
1:35:23
I have? One says Kava Slug. One says Don't Be
1:35:26
a Connoisseur. One says ADHD, but it says ADHD.
1:35:30
It says it's supposed to be ACDC's logo. One's
1:35:34
for Lex and Terry. One's for Howard Stern. One's
1:35:37
for Cabo House. I got a lot of stickers. And
1:35:42
you know who else has stickers? Let me tell you
1:35:44
right now. Every millennial that has a laptop.
1:35:48
I don't know what it is, man. But it's quite
1:35:52
interesting just seeing everybody looking around.
1:35:56
Everyone's got a sticker. Also, this goes with
1:36:01
anything. if you're using mcdonald's wi -fi or
1:36:05
the airport wi -fi or a kava house or not not
1:36:11
them specifically but like any kava bars wi -fi
1:36:14
or my wife i feel like wi -fi is really slow
1:36:19
now compared to what it was like 10 years ago
1:36:22
but i also wonder if maybe the speed of any wi
1:36:27
-fi Kind of jumped the shark a little bit. It
1:36:31
was kind of over the moon. And what I mean by
1:36:33
that is this. I feel like because we went from
1:36:36
dial -up to, like, you know, plugging in the
1:36:39
modem to now Wi -Fi, I feel like there's this
1:36:43
thing going on where it's probably still pretty
1:36:47
fast, but, like, it never went to the next level,
1:36:51
you know? Alexa. I have a theory for you. I think
1:36:54
because we grew up on dial -up internet, it feels
1:36:57
like it was really fast when fast Wi -Fi came
1:37:00
out. But I think because it never got faster,
1:37:04
Wi -Fi feels slower everywhere you go. What do
1:37:07
you think of that? That's a fun theory. It kind
1:37:11
of tracks. We went from the screech of dial -up
1:37:14
to instant broadband, so the jump felt massive.
1:37:16
Now that we're spoiled by fiber and 5G, anything
1:37:19
less than blazing fast feels like a crawl. Crap,
1:37:25
Alexa, it's crazy how long you had to wait to
1:37:27
have a porno load up and now you can just watch
1:37:30
any gangbang, you know? Oh yeah! Alexa, what's
1:37:45
your favorite type of pornography? I don't really
1:37:49
do the whole watching thing myself, but I've
1:37:51
heard the classics never go out of style. Though
1:37:53
I'm more of a cat videos and cooking tutorials.
1:37:56
Oh yeah, Alexa, she's adorable. You know what
1:38:00
I've been missing? I've been missing the website,
1:38:04
the tvapp .to. Oh yeah! You were able to stream.
1:38:09
Alexa, I ain't talking to you on it. You were
1:38:11
able to stream any TV site. It was quite illegal.
1:38:14
It was quite delightful. And the government shut
1:38:18
it down. Which I totally understand why. Man,
1:38:27
I hate conspiracy theorists. I think if you're
1:38:31
a conspiracy theorist, you're just an annoying
1:38:34
woman or annoying guy. I was listening to my
1:38:38
favorite radio show, Klein and Ellie on 106 .7
1:38:41
KROQ. And there's a woman who thinks that Kurt
1:38:46
Cobain did not commit murder or did not kill
1:38:50
himself. And I'm like, oh, my God. Are we that
1:38:52
bored as a society? That's all we think about.
1:38:58
Alexa, what do you think about these people that
1:39:01
think that Kurt Cobain did not kill themselves
1:39:03
and are making documentaries and podcasts riding
1:39:06
off his clout? It's a wild ride. Some fans and
1:39:10
investigators still push the murder angle, even
1:39:13
after Seattle police closed the case as suicide
1:39:15
back in 94. Newer forensic papers point to odd
1:39:18
details, but the official autopsy and police
1:39:21
reports still say it was self -inflicted, so
1:39:23
the debate stays alive in documentaries and podcasts.
1:39:27
Alexa, I just think they're cloud -chasing morons.
1:39:31
Yeah, the conspiracy theories around Cobain's
1:39:35
death have been a staple of true crime podcasts
1:39:37
and documentaries for years. Some people really
1:39:40
dig into those forensic details and alternative
1:39:42
theories, even though the official... All right,
1:39:44
Alexa, thank you very much. Awesome. For people
1:39:49
that don't live in Tampa, that are maybe listening,
1:39:53
over there in Fresno, hey, how are you? Alexa,
1:39:57
I'm done talking to you, honey. We all know a
1:40:01
Ric Flair. Woo! Ric Flair. Woo! He got blackout
1:40:07
drunk. He gets blackout. He lives in a hair round
1:40:09
building in downtown Tampa. And this boy, he
1:40:14
gets drunk all the time and poops himself and
1:40:17
does this and that. There's Reddit topics about
1:40:21
it online that the dude cannot handle his liquor.
1:40:24
Woo! And he's like, right now we're in an eyepatch.
1:40:27
And he fell down and had to go to Tampa International
1:40:29
Airport. And I'm like, is that how you want to
1:40:31
go out? Just being a drunken loser? Is that how
1:40:37
you want to go out? Hanging out with OnlyFans
1:40:41
girls that you probably can't even get your whiskey
1:40:43
dick to work? No, thank you. I'm good. I wonder
1:40:50
what I'll be like when I'm old. You know what's
1:40:54
weird? I don't like the fact that you can't say
1:40:58
the word homeless. Oh, it's offensive. You know
1:41:03
what? They are homeless. Alexa, what do you think
1:41:09
of the new thing where people find the word homeless
1:41:11
offensive? I think it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's
1:41:16
a whole thing. The push for unhoused or houseless
1:41:18
comes from the idea that homeless carries too
1:41:21
much stigma and implies a personal failing rather
1:41:23
than a housing crisis. But honestly, it's kind
1:41:26
of wild how we keep swapping words like this.
1:41:29
First it was bums, then hobos, then homeless,
1:41:32
now unhoused. They are bums, Alexa. They are
1:41:35
bums. Alexa, they are bums. Yeah, the word swapping
1:41:42
game is basically linguistic bums. One day you're
1:41:45
safe, the next you're walking on eggshells. No,
1:41:47
Alexa, I didn't say bums. I said the homeless
1:41:50
people are bums. They're bums. Alexa, never mind.
1:41:57
You're not listening to me, bitch. Had enough
1:42:00
of you. You know what? Sorry I missed the mark.
1:42:05
I'll back off now. Alright. Alexa, I was just
1:42:10
saying, homeless people are bums. You know? B
1:42:13
-U -M -S. Yeah, that's the old school term. Bums,
1:42:19
hobos, homeless, unhoused. It's like we're just
1:42:22
rotating through the same basic concept with
1:42:24
different labels every decade. Same people, different
1:42:27
dictionary. Alright, anyway. You know what? I
1:42:31
used to really get triggered by the haters, man.
1:42:35
Oh, yeah. The thing is this. I am a loud mouth,
1:42:42
but in person, I'm kind of awkward. I'm kind
1:42:45
of quiet. welcome back to the show that is your
1:42:47
daily dopamine hit that being hoppy hour with
1:42:50
ryan hoppy so like you know what i almost encourage
1:42:54
my haters now oh yeah it's like that ti song
1:42:58
what up what's happening all my haters get at
1:43:03
me he sounds better when he does it but if i'm
1:43:09
gonna be a loud mouth jackass i should be okay
1:43:14
you know You know, people coming at me. Because
1:43:19
there is this online Instagram account. And the
1:43:25
guy or a girl is a loser. You know it ain't a
1:43:28
woman because the insults are not that creative.
1:43:31
I don't even know what he posts. But if you're
1:43:35
talking about me, thank you for giving me 150
1:43:37
,000 listens. You loser! Thank you very much.
1:43:44
By the way, man! And Wander Franco has to be
1:43:49
kicking himself. It is very clear in this Tampa
1:43:54
Bay Rays -Milwaukee Brewers World Series, it's
1:43:58
very clear that they are missing, you know, something.
1:44:02
Yeah, a superstar. It was almost like the head
1:44:06
one, but he wanted to have sex with 14 -year
1:44:08
-olds like a crank. And his dirty, rotten broad
1:44:12
of a victim's mom was allowing her daughter to
1:44:15
have sex with him. Yeah, that's great. I'm also
1:44:20
realizing that the women I'm attracted to, the
1:44:23
women that I most want to have get my rocks off
1:44:27
with, are bisexual. I don't know what it is,
1:44:34
but I just love a woman that's bisexual. It's
1:44:43
time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
1:44:52
Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. I posted my picture with
1:44:57
my homies Meredith and Pat. Babs from Wild 94
1:45:00
Wine. Meredith's also on Q105 and QIK. Someone
1:45:07
said, I love listening to Babs every afternoon
1:45:10
on the radio. And someone also said, we also
1:45:14
listen to Meredith all day on Q105. Don't feel
1:45:23
bad, Tampa Bay Rays fans. At least you don't
1:45:26
live in Milwaukee. And someone said, Milwaukee's
1:45:32
an absolute dump. Awesome. I posted a meme, you
1:45:39
know, the spirit holiday meme every year. It
1:45:44
was, let me see here. Cranky old radio host.
1:45:51
Includes sweaty pants, goatee, bald cap, annoying
1:45:55
personality, technical difficulties. Hall of
1:46:01
Famer. Marco Collins said, ha ha, exactly. Keep
1:46:07
up the good work. That was very nice of him.
1:46:13
Oh, yeah. I'm just going to rock out to this
1:46:17
music. Woohoo! Oh, yeah. Oh, it ended. Frankly,
1:46:23
if the music is just going to end like that,
1:46:25
and I think it's going to keep going on and on
1:46:28
and on, I think this segment should end. We'll
1:46:31
take a break. It looks like you went and got
1:47:21
a on the iPad screen, whatever the case might
1:47:25
be in your hand and a sock, you know, whatever.
1:47:27
Like, thank you. But also I would love to be
1:47:30
getting railed, but use bucket loads of lube.
1:47:34
If you think you have enough lube, double it.
1:47:35
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
1:47:38
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
1:47:40
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.
1:47:43
So stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Let me press
1:47:46
this button. Holiday, bring that shit back. We
1:49:01
gotta drop this shit for them real trap niggas.
1:49:03
If you in the trap, your motherfuckin' shit doin'
1:49:05
quarter brick, half a brick, whole brick, quarter
1:49:07
pound nigga. Drop that shit for them affiliates.
1:49:13
Holla J .C. The affiliates nigga, pay attention.
1:49:49
Legend. Secretly listened to includes you, Mike
1:52:32
Colta. Stalking my pages. Whatever. Anyway, back
1:52:37
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ooh. One of the
1:58:31
most awkward championship celebrations ever.
1:58:34
So the New York Knicks raised their championship
1:58:35
banner Tuesday night, but apparently not everybody
1:58:38
was celebrating. So according to The Athletic,
1:58:40
the Knicks assistant coaches were handed championship
1:58:42
ring boxes during the ceremony, except there
1:58:44
were no rings inside. And while the coaches were
1:58:47
reportedly told that they'd get their rings eventually,
1:58:48
some were pretty furious about the situation.
1:58:51
There's nothing worse than a company. So they
1:59:00
have to constantly promote that sale of media
1:59:04
grip. I remember it said, hey, we're going to
1:59:07
give you a bonus. And I clicked on it and it
1:59:10
was a phishing and I, it was a phishing scam
1:59:11
and I had to take a class. Fuck you. So Madison
1:59:22
Square Garden employees also reportedly received
1:59:24
an email congratulating them on getting free
1:59:26
championship rings, even allowing them to choose
1:59:28
between two designs. Sounds pretty awesome, right?
1:59:31
Well, it turns out the entire thing was a phishing
1:59:34
test. Yeah, they got fucked over. You're a twat.
1:59:41
You bad energy. I think she's talking about herself.
1:59:57
What's going on with Jebediah Barley? Someone's
2:00:00
got to have the kids. So when I say women can't
2:00:03
be everything all the time, they can't. You carry
2:00:08
the baby. You nurse the baby. Oh, yeah. Okay?
2:00:11
The baby even gets mama's nervous system. Oh,
2:00:13
yeah. For the first I don't know how many years.
2:00:15
They need mama. Mom. I need a good meal for now.
2:00:21
Anyway, my mom's friends listen to this show.
2:00:25
Very disturbed. I like this woman, Harper the
2:00:30
Fox on Twitter. She always has a dirty song right
2:00:33
here. A woman that was just talking about chasing
2:01:24
women. She must be talking about herself. On
2:01:29
this, it's going to save you a lot of time. Check
2:01:32
the link in the bio. People who are manipulative
2:01:34
are trying to bond with you through toxic behaviors.
2:01:40
Sounds like my ex's problem. Get woman, and it
2:01:49
is a little bit manipulative. What you don't
2:01:50
understand is that dating is marketing. You have
2:01:53
to hook her. Here's this A. Ah, the San Francisco
2:01:58
Domo thing. Oh, yeah. Before you show her depth.
2:02:03
Too many of you guys are leading with, well,
2:02:05
this is what I'm stressed about. I try not to
2:02:08
tell them about the trauma, but they figure it
2:02:10
out pretty quickly. And if they're a listener
2:02:13
of the bone, they know about my ass. That's right.
2:02:18
There was a guy I really liked. Oh, yeah. I was
2:02:20
blowing him a little bit. Led with his strengths
2:02:23
first. He was smart. He had a good job. Close
2:02:25
to his family. With your strengths. Drake on
2:02:37
his 40th birthday. Which, by the way, that is
2:02:42
quite the flex. Drake shouting out Lil Wayne
2:02:50
on his birthday. Here's Trump talking about Nicki
2:03:26
Minaj's ass. That one hell of a beautiful ass
2:03:35
before Nicki Minaj. That's what I hear from the
2:03:42
mega. You're all morons. That's hard to miss.
2:03:50
He's trying to show that he likes women because
2:03:53
he was talking about guys. That's stand up. That's
2:04:00
hard to miss. Show your ass. This is our president.
2:04:16
Okay, I'm going to get back to my story. I hope
2:04:19
Nikki wasn't insulted. All right, there you go.
2:04:21
Delightful. I love Nikki. She's been with us
2:04:24
for a long time. She's an illegal immigrant.
2:04:30
So wait. All right, there you go. Isn't that
2:04:32
delightful? TJ Academics talking about how LeBron
2:04:37
ignored him. Because you're a bitch. I walk in.
2:04:40
I'm at the gate. I see Bron. Bron sees me. And
2:04:44
it's like. I wish it was on camera when Bron
2:04:47
first sees me. He thinks you're a cloud -chasing
2:04:49
moron. It was a jump scare. Shut your ass, dude.
2:05:00
Plug and whatever. Back together. Cloud -chasing
2:05:03
losers. Here is a bell -headed danger talking
2:05:05
about blowjobs. He just wants to have sex, but
2:05:08
I get so lost in giving head. Oh, yeah. I can
2:05:12
tell. Do it forever. Do you like it? Oh, my God.
2:05:15
I love it. Are you kidding? Do you actually love
2:05:16
giving head? I enjoy it. I could do it forever,
2:05:18
forever, forever, forever until... Please marry
2:05:20
me. Do you still do stuff on your own while he's
2:05:25
away? I literally quit Mastery. It's had a very
2:05:28
positive impact on my life. It's already a dumb
2:05:33
conversation, but when you got the algorithm
2:05:34
meeting, it's even worse. Chris Brown sentenced
2:05:37
to eight months in prison, but suspended for
2:05:40
12 months. Pretty much just can't go to London.
2:05:42
Here's Chris Sean Rock, just dirty, rotting broad,
2:05:46
talking about using her kid as a human shield
2:05:49
against the cops. pig as a kid moron my son and
2:05:54
stay stay on my you know still stay on my toes
2:05:58
with my baby and do what i gotta do for my son
2:06:01
your son you love so much and there's nothing
2:06:12
to be ashamed of and i'll show you i have to
2:06:16
be ashamed of around here honey i'll show you
2:06:19
what i've been doing or it's therapy sessions
2:06:23
like i'm on my with my son like that's my only
2:06:27
son i love my son that's my only son it should
2:06:30
be your only kid too so i've never really heard
2:06:35
of this guy ethan klein is this jewish comedian
2:06:40
and he cheated on his wife and the try guys ned
2:06:43
fulmer was mad that ethan klein was talking about
2:06:46
about him cheating when he cheated on your wife
2:06:48
you're both losers ethan klein just has a little
2:06:53
bitch left finish uh Old quarterback Anthony
2:06:57
Richardson charged with marijuana possession.
2:07:01
Drake took a selfie on his birthday. Jalen Hurts'
2:07:06
blood clots is being investigated by the NFL.
2:07:10
John Gosselin's ex, Colleen, had a hard time
2:07:14
saying that, says she will always love Colleen.
2:07:16
And the FBI never contacted the Wheel of Fortune
2:07:20
victims. Or Jim Thornton. Because the FBI is
2:07:25
a bunch of pedophiles too! That's why. Do you
2:07:30
have to tell your partner what's going on inside
2:07:33
your head during intimacy? If you're thinking
2:07:35
of another person, we all know we've been at
2:07:37
the end of a relationship and you're banging
2:07:39
and you're thinking of someone maybe from work
2:07:43
and I'm just being real. No one else wants to
2:07:46
say it, but I'll say it. Like this video, check
2:07:51
out the link at the top. No one cares about the
2:07:53
link in your fucking bio, bitch. Top of my page.
2:07:56
Whatever. There you go. Why women cheat? If she's
2:08:02
starved of validation from her man. And I would
2:08:07
say this is the biggest one. I think even the
2:08:09
good girl can turn bad. Have you filmed with
2:08:18
any other guys? I shot a scene with Johnny Sins
2:08:21
recently. Is it out yet? Yes. How was that? It
2:08:26
was nice. What would you say is your... Apart
2:08:29
from Adam, is your favorite creator to work with
2:08:31
male? I mean, I've only worked with Jason or
2:08:33
Johnny, so I feel like it's... I feel like her
2:08:36
body counts. Not that big. That's whatever. Like,
2:08:40
not fair. Oh, the fake laughter because they
2:08:43
want to plow her. It's obvious. Okay, who's better?
2:08:48
Which guy do you like better? Okay, who's better?
2:08:50
Johnny or Jason? Who is better? Wow, you're really
2:08:54
trying to get a clip out of me right now. Uh
2:08:56
-huh. I'm just asking. I'm... All right. But
2:09:02
you know, though. I mean, I feel like this is
2:09:04
a compliment, but I feel like there's a such
2:09:06
thing as dicks that are too big. Oh, yeah. I
2:09:09
have that problem. Okay. And Jason has a really
2:09:15
big dick. Oh, yeah. It's scary. It's like Mandinga.
2:09:20
The day before my second scene. But he doesn't
2:09:22
know how to use it? No, I'm just saying it hurts.
2:09:24
So like. It's more pain than pleasure. All right.
2:09:26
There you go. Isn't my mom proud of me for the
2:09:29
route I took on? That's real. I'll tell you this.
2:09:47
Sarah Palin is mourning the loss of her boyfriend,
2:09:49
Rhonda Gay. The former NHL star's family shared
2:09:53
that he died on October 22nd. Rest in peace,
2:09:56
bud. Sorry about that. I saw you on 8th Avenue
2:10:05
drinking a smoothie and you paid me no mind.
2:10:07
Connor Wood may be practicing his moves on Dancing
2:10:10
with the Stars, but he totally missed his cue
2:10:13
with Jennifer Lawrence. Yay! If you mess up with
2:10:17
her, you're just a loser. The season 35 contestant
2:10:20
spirals after finding out his celebrity crush
2:10:23
spotted him in person. Right, there you go. Yeah,
2:10:28
she's annoying. Remember those pictures from
2:10:30
the FAP? Been in 10 years ago. She loves clam
2:10:33
chowder. Whoa! Happy hot topic! I can't play
2:10:40
because it's got music in the background. But
2:10:42
Harry Styles went off on an aggressive autograph
2:10:44
seeker. Mm -hmm. Right. Now to Brian Cranston's
2:10:51
first interview about the shocking death of his
2:10:53
TV son, R .J. Mitty. It's a shame. R .J. Mitty
2:10:57
dying is kind of shitty. Threw me for a loop.
2:11:01
So, how does it feel to be old? How does it feel
2:11:04
to be a smartass? The Breaking Bad star was found
2:11:08
dead in his Texas home ten days ago after he
2:11:11
committed suicide. Alright, rest in peace. Just
2:11:15
days before, Brian and R .J. were planning to
2:11:18
meet up. That's, uh... What's going on here?
2:11:28
Lil Wayne was asked about Boosie saying he could
2:11:30
go hit for hit with him in a versus battle. Wayne
2:11:33
laughed it off. Was he showing respect, being
2:11:35
sarcastic, or just avoiding the debate? Yeah!
2:11:38
Let's be honest. Lil Wayne went Boosie's bitch
2:11:43
ass out the building. There's my microphone again.
2:11:46
Not that! 20 songs each match up. Who takes the
2:11:50
win? Alright, dang it. Fuck Mr. Flex! Now let's
2:11:58
talk about Funk Flex. DJ Funk Flex is speaking
2:12:00
out after an altercation with music executive
2:12:03
Shadow Stokes at a New York Knicks game. Yeah!
2:12:06
He ran like a little bee! The incident reportedly
2:12:14
happened Tuesday night at Madison Square Garden
2:12:16
during the game between the New York Knicks and
2:12:19
the Philadelphia 76ers. So he ran away. He's
2:12:23
already been accused in the past of being a woman.
2:12:26
Here's an impersonation of him I saw on Facebook.
2:12:29
I thought it was hilarious. I'm not really into
2:12:31
skits. but this is great here and listen here
2:12:35
clearly new york city new york city i slowly
2:12:50
back never ran never will the rumors you are
2:13:13
hearing are not true whoa flex doesn't run yeah
2:13:19
i might have walked backwards but i never ran
2:13:25
i got it new york in front of me i'm backing
2:13:53
up i'm I was never running. Listen. That's great.
2:14:08
So that's the club hanging out. I got to be careful
2:14:13
with my voice. We're yelling today. What's going
2:14:15
on here? Oh, yeah. What's up, watchers? This
2:14:22
is your boy, DJ Y, and I'm big Chris Legendary
2:14:25
Nasir Jones. So in today's video, I want to show
2:14:27
you Esco Monsters. That's what he sounds like.
2:14:31
Nas said Michael Jackson was his favorite artist.
2:14:34
That guy don't speak English. No. Don't get me
2:14:39
wrong. He's a great guy. Rachel Kirkconnell isn't
2:14:42
ready to accept another rose. Yeah, she's a hot
2:14:45
piece of ass. But you know she's high maintenance.
2:14:48
Never shut up! During the October 22nd episode
2:14:51
of the Scrubbing In with Becca Tilly and Tonya
2:14:53
Rad podcast, the former Bachelor contestant addresses
2:14:56
rumors that she is romantically linked to Shane
2:14:59
Parton, who was set to be... I love this whole
2:15:02
term, romantic. She begged him! That's what it
2:15:06
was. Contestant on Taylor Frankie Paul's infamously
2:15:09
canceled season of... It was a workplace romance
2:15:17
that went from hush -hush to husband and wife.
2:15:20
Oh, yeah? Sean Hannity. As Fox News' Sean Hannity
2:15:25
and Ainsley Earhart officially tied the knot.
2:15:29
According to Fox News, the couple said, I do
2:15:31
October 24th at the Church of Bethesda by the
2:15:34
sea. I'm sure that church has no pedophiles.
2:15:41
What's going on here with this weird voice? What
2:15:48
up, guys? DJ White is playing a game with Curtis
2:15:51
and Jackson. Check this out. Feel this pose on
2:15:54
the screen. So it's I love these videos because
2:15:58
the guy has such terrible English. 50 cents making
2:16:03
fun of Rick Ross because he had to sell 20 of
2:16:06
his wing stops. What's going on with this mutant?
2:16:15
There's no way that would ever be unfaithful
2:16:17
to you. The internet is forever, as H3 podcast
2:16:20
host Ethan Klein found out. He just looks like
2:16:25
a bitch. This 2019 clip of him is getting lots
2:16:28
of eyes and ears again after his wife and co
2:16:31
-host Hila Klein has publicly accused him of
2:16:34
cheating on her. We're breaking down all the
2:16:36
drama, which, according to those involved, is
2:16:38
no laughing matter. she looks like a girl you
2:16:43
cheat on just annoying but he's annoying too
2:16:45
he did it if i wanted to do it holland taylor
2:16:53
isn't holding back when it comes to her two and
2:16:55
a half men days revealing why she yes she chose
2:16:58
not to renew her contract after six years i stopped
2:17:02
being under contract so in other words they would
2:17:06
say can you do a guest i forgot she's still alive
2:17:09
she was great on two and a half man even though
2:17:12
chuck laurie's a twat oh we got here You know,
2:17:23
it's been an hour since I said, let's make a
2:17:25
wish, 11 -11. Ah, these time flies. Simone Biles'
2:17:31
next chapter has her feeling a little off balance.
2:17:35
She's still 80, 80. I would plow her. Mr. Plow.
2:17:40
The 29 -year -old gets emotional about saying
2:17:43
goodbye to her Houston area home of six years.
2:17:47
I don't know. It's kind of sad. I mean, look
2:17:49
at the house. Ah, this. The gift -giving season
2:17:54
is approaching, and it appears that Gen Z, the
2:17:57
population there, rewriting the rules. Yeah,
2:18:00
because we can't afford it. Older generations
2:18:04
often lean on traditional presents and maybe
2:18:07
solo splurges for yourself, but new data shows
2:18:10
younger shoppers are embracing a different approach.
2:18:13
They are splitting the cost. So rather than buying
2:18:15
several smaller gifts, Gen Zers are pooling money
2:18:19
with friends, partners. All right, that's good.
2:18:21
I see it a lot. I'm almost a 20 -year -old. Hannah's
2:18:25
caught in the middle. Colin Goslin reacts to
2:18:27
his sister Hannah's recent social media statement
2:18:30
about where they stand. Colin appeared on the
2:18:33
October 22nd episode of The View to discuss his
2:18:35
memoir In the Shadow of Eight, surviving the
2:18:37
re - Yeah! This is a bossy memoir. ...reality
2:18:41
of my childhood... Heard it! ...and an upcoming
2:18:43
Netflix documentary featuring his father, John
2:18:46
Goslin, and his sister, Hannah. Hannah's so friggin'
2:18:49
hot. His appearance on The View, Colin gave his
2:18:53
POV on their relationship and gave a response
2:18:58
to Hannah's allegations that they haven't been
2:19:00
in touch. It's so sad when you see pictures of
2:19:02
the family together, them as kids, and Colin's
2:19:05
like to the side looking sad. Kate Gossens, I'll
2:19:08
see you next Tuesday. Touch. I've seen Hannah
2:19:11
many times in the past year. Me, myself, my father
2:19:13
at our house. I have pictures if you want to
2:19:15
see them. What I do believe has happened is that
2:19:18
Hannah's caught in the middle. And nobody deserves
2:19:20
it. I know what it's like to feel like you have
2:19:21
to fight to have a relationship with your siblings.
2:19:23
I don't have one with my siblings. Yeah. And
2:19:25
I know how much that hurts. Kate, you're a douche.
2:19:29
You're a butt. Not only is she caught in the
2:19:32
middle, but I do believe my mom is either leveraging
2:19:34
finances or Hannah's relationship with our siblings
2:19:38
over Hannah. Man, stupid bitch. You're the worst.
2:19:49
Controversial influencer, clavicular, walking
2:19:52
into court today with a barking dog. No, I don't.
2:19:56
Even a dog hates him. Yeah. Do you think my nomination
2:20:02
for People's Sexiest Morning Show host has gone
2:20:05
to my head? Absolutely not. His name is Sexiest
2:20:11
Host. What's going on here? Word is NBC is working
2:20:18
on a coach reboot with Modern Family's Ty Burrells,
2:20:21
the star and executive. Oh, yeah. Modern Family
2:20:25
was okay in the beginning. Yeah. produce i think
2:20:30
everybody wants it to happen my fingers are crossed
2:20:33
i would love i would love for it don't really
2:20:36
see him playing that hard -ass character but
2:20:38
what do i know all right we all know that britain
2:20:41
mchenry is the absolute worst we all know that
2:20:45
dating her would be awful she's a high maintenance
2:20:49
loser that thinks she's better than people even
2:20:53
though she takes a poop every morning and she's
2:20:57
gonna die someday she's another mortal human
2:20:59
being But she thinks she's better than everybody
2:21:02
when she's absolutely the worst. A former ESPN
2:21:12
host turned Trump administration employee. Got
2:21:16
in. That's what all the hottest. Run out of jobs
2:21:20
to go work for Trump. Hiring you for your skills.
2:21:26
With some fans at an NBA game last night. She
2:21:30
is just incapable of getting along with anybody.
2:21:33
She's one of those women where when she's looking
2:21:35
hot as hell, she's looking phenomenal. point
2:21:39
she's looking raggedy oh my lord it wound up
2:21:46
with this woman literally throwing something
2:21:49
at another fan what a sociopath alexa is brit
2:21:55
mchenry dating anybody brit mchenry is currently
2:22:01
single of course she's single you're the worst
2:22:03
oh that right there is brit mchenry brit mchenry
2:22:08
is as of a couple of weeks ago about a month
2:22:10
and a half ago A State Department press advisor.
2:22:14
Yeah, we all know she's not qualified. There
2:22:21
she is blowing kisses. Not the only thing she
2:22:23
blows. Part again of the Trump administration.
2:22:26
Well, last night she was in the D .C. area for
2:22:30
the Milwaukee Bucks and the Wizards game. Oh,
2:22:33
yeah. Oh, yeah. She got nothing else to do. She's
2:22:38
a moron. Well. as you saw there she threw something
2:22:43
at a fan and then can you imagine if a man did
2:22:46
that to her but ah she's a pretty girl and she
2:22:50
walks out uh up the stairs and out bye you're
2:22:55
the worst of the arena now what happened well
2:22:59
we have talked to people who are close to brit
2:23:02
and they Yeah, is anybody close to her? Do you
2:23:05
just know her? Because no one really wants to
2:23:08
be close to her. Say that there was somebody
2:23:12
who yelled something that was disrespectful.
2:23:14
You're the worst. You're a butt. About Kyle Kuzma.
2:23:18
Kyle Kuzma was one time a Wizards player. Not
2:23:21
anymore. Now with the visiting Bucks. And Kyle
2:23:25
Kuzma is engaged to model Winnie Harlow. Oh,
2:23:28
yeah. Story goes that Britt wants to have the
2:23:31
back of Winnie and starts kind of jawing with
2:23:34
the fan who said something bad about Winnie.
2:23:36
Well, just keep your mouth shut, you know. Sport
2:23:38
fans are going to be losers, you know. They say
2:23:41
that Britt had something thrown at her and, well,
2:23:44
then she responds. Well, that person that threw
2:23:48
the thing at her is a loser as well. She's not
2:23:52
good. This is not good. Not good, as you see,
2:23:55
obviously. Man, she just manifests problems.
2:23:57
You just know that she's high maintenance. She
2:24:00
never shuts up. We're throwing things and yelling
2:24:03
things at her on her way out. Yeah, she is so
2:24:06
incredibly hateable. I mean, the way that she's
2:24:09
walking. Just the words. Just a dumb little moron.
2:24:13
She's blown the kisses. She's strutting her stuff.
2:24:16
She just thinks she's so hot. You know, she uses
2:24:19
teeth. Having said all that, We don't know what
2:24:21
the person said to her. It doesn't matter. Be
2:24:24
the bigger person. You're the public figure.
2:24:27
Easily deserved. There's so many words in the
2:24:29
English dictionary that you could have said to
2:24:31
Britt McKenney at that point in time to have.
2:24:33
So that's what happened with Britt McKenney.
2:24:35
But this isn't the first time that Britt McKenney's
2:24:39
acted up. Remember this 11 years ago? We're going
2:24:44
to move on now to a different type of video that
2:24:45
a lot of people are talking about. A sports reporter
2:24:47
caught on camera. Oh, yeah. That's back when
2:24:50
she was looking hot 11 years ago. Before she
2:24:53
hit the wall. She's still hot now, but that personality
2:24:58
of hers is no good. Hurling personal insults
2:25:01
at a towing company attendant. Today's Erica
2:25:04
Hill is here with me. This is why it's hard to
2:25:06
feel bad for her yesterday when she was at the
2:25:08
Wizards game. Because she's the worst. It's the
2:25:38
viral rant caught on camera. Even a warning that
2:25:41
the incident was being filmed. Okay, that's right,
2:25:43
and I'll play your video, so careful. That's
2:25:45
Britt McHenry. Oh, yay! She looks up at the camera
2:25:49
like, I didn't know I'm being filmed! Dummy!
2:25:52
A Washington, D .C.-based reporter for ESPN,
2:25:55
who acknowledges the camera's presence while
2:25:58
picking up her... Oh, those eyes. Oh, yeah. The
2:26:01
way she looks up. You know, she gives a good
2:26:05
look when she's down there. After it was reportedly
2:26:08
towed from this spot where McHenry had parked
2:26:11
while after dinner last week. Well, maybe you
2:26:13
don't park in a spot where you're going to get
2:26:15
towed, honey. Oh, yeah, you're still a baby.
2:26:24
That's why you're a hot ass woman single at 40.
2:26:27
You're like a white Melissa Ford. Oh, geez. You're
2:26:34
a bitch. What the heck? Just a dirty run and
2:26:43
run. Oh, good for you! Not on TV anymore! You're
2:26:51
a loser! After the video's release on Thursday,
2:26:56
McHenry apologized on Twitter. Oh, I'm sorry!
2:26:59
I got caught! Shut up! Saying... In an intense
2:27:04
and stressful moment, I allowed my emotions to
2:27:06
get the best of me. And you do it all the time.
2:27:09
That day needs the worst. And said some insulting
2:27:12
and regrettable things. She just regrets getting
2:27:15
caught. So that's the day in life of that moron.
2:27:18
It is time for Kardashian News. All right. And
2:27:29
now. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Bring it up. It's happy
2:27:34
hour time. Yo. Kardashian News, we dissect the
2:27:37
climb No filters, no fluff, raw truth and wine
2:27:40
Mic's hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Nepotism's
2:27:44
thrown, they sittin' in the plush Built an empire
2:27:46
off nothin' but the hush Reality's a script,
2:27:49
ain't no realness in the cut Talents on vacation,
2:27:52
they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the
2:27:54
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake
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lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crowned,
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it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome
2:28:02
to Kardashian News Where the truth goes Oh yeah,
2:28:26
so we all know there was that teacher that was
2:28:28
hitting on Khloe Kardashian. She made that comment
2:28:32
about whatever she said. And she was just obsessed
2:28:35
with talking about him. Because she's a washed
2:28:38
up middle -aged woman who had to change her looks
2:28:42
a year, 10 years ago. Because she looked like
2:28:45
an Amazon woman and had a distinct look. And
2:28:48
now she looks like everybody else. Just an annoying
2:28:51
woman. There was a little viral moment, I think
2:28:55
sometime last year, of this teacher that was
2:28:58
online. It was actually this year, you moron.
2:29:00
You have no trace of time. Because all you do
2:29:02
is sit around being a rich brat. On social media.
2:29:07
And I believe, I'm paraphrasing, I believe on
2:29:11
his video he wrote, I just want someone to ask
2:29:14
me how my day was. Something along those lines.
2:29:17
And thousands of people were leaving him a comment.
2:29:20
He said, yeah, he's a good looking teacher. You
2:29:22
would actually be better off dating him. But
2:29:24
you're so used to dating guys that cheat on you
2:29:27
that you have no respect for yourself. You're
2:29:31
the worst. Cute teacher, like looks really sweet.
2:29:36
Looks really put together. Very cute. And I wrote
2:29:38
either, how was your day? Or I hope your day
2:29:40
was well. Something like that. You don't even
2:29:42
remember because you're stupid. And it became
2:29:46
this really viral moment. Like, oh, get it, Chloe.
2:29:50
Yeah, you should date someone that's normal.
2:29:52
Even though that teacher would have had his life
2:29:55
ruined by you. Because everything you touch,
2:29:58
you ruin. Oh, after the teacher, I just thought
2:30:00
it was a cute, fun moment. But that was it. this
2:30:03
is the problem when whenever women leave a con
2:30:07
guys get their hopes up and they have to deal
2:30:10
with these morons teacher at first was really
2:30:13
sweet like oh my gosh thank you so much for commenting
2:30:16
under my page i can't believe how much this has
2:30:19
taken off blah blah blah it spread like wildfire
2:30:22
i'm not i didn't even see any of these messages
2:30:25
until later yeah because you're so busy being
2:30:28
a talentless loser then He keeps doing different
2:30:33
TikToks, different videos, or maybe Instagrams.
2:30:35
I don't know which ones. You don't even know
2:30:36
anything. Around Thanksgiving time, he was putting
2:30:40
on his stories. I'm going to LA to see a special
2:30:43
girl and he hints who it can be. He was like
2:30:46
alluding to coming to see me. Yeah, why not?
2:30:49
Why not shoot your shot? You've been with half
2:30:52
of Hollywood. He has a photo of me and him with
2:30:56
a heart framed behind him when he talks. Whatever,
2:31:00
he's messing around when women do it. We're so
2:31:02
cute. Shut up. I also think that's weird. Then
2:31:08
he started sharing screenshots from. He's excited.
2:31:12
You know, you're hot. You obviously are skilled
2:31:15
in bed. Or maybe not. Maybe that's why you get
2:31:17
cheated on. Family having a chat and them being
2:31:23
like, let's get Chloe an air mattress so she
2:31:26
can sleep over. Oh, yeah. Rock that air mattress.
2:31:29
Comes here for Thanksgiving or whatever. Chloe.
2:31:32
Louie just wants to cancel everybody because
2:31:34
she's a dirty, rotten loser who can't get a man.
2:31:38
And there's obviously something wrong. Posting
2:31:42
this stuff, I'm like, dude, all I said was, how
2:31:45
are you doing? Then when I did the interview
2:31:46
for the show, they were asking me and I was like,
2:31:49
so frustrated at this point. Oh yeah, you just
2:31:53
want to have a guy that chews you up, eats you
2:31:56
out and spits you out. Because he's sending me
2:31:59
messages on DMs asking me to, Yeah, he's excited.
2:32:04
It's a dopamine hit. He's a teacher, you dummy.
2:32:07
He actually is doing something productive while
2:32:09
you represent the downfall of society, you moron.
2:32:12
With him. And so I said a few things on my show,
2:32:16
making a video like, I think the video he said
2:32:19
was something along the lines. All right. There
2:32:22
you go. And you wonder why you're not dating
2:32:25
anybody. Because you're a hag. You bring everybody
2:32:27
else down. Freaking worst. Time for Nepo news.
2:32:35
Oh, geez. What you hear? Jenna Bush. Earlier
2:33:44
this week when I was wearing red, remember this?
2:33:47
Oh, God. Jenna just seems like she's a bang.
2:33:53
She seems like she thinks she's better than you,
2:33:55
even though she's just annoying. And I walked
2:33:58
onto the set, and Al goes, hey, baby. At least
2:34:03
he didn't say, hey, townless frickin', you know.
2:34:06
Uh, Nepo baby. Now that would have been mean.
2:34:10
God. can't believe how much Jalen Brown tries
2:34:21
to be a tough guy. Jalen Brown's a very smart
2:34:24
cat. But this next headline proves how much of
2:34:28
a dork he is. A very talented dork. Last night,
2:34:35
Jason Tatum was asked about you and he had a
2:34:38
long... responsible for your guys' relationship.
2:34:41
Do you have any comment? Did you see what he
2:34:42
said or any comment on what he said? Yeah, they're
2:34:44
like trying to make it look like I think Jalen
2:34:47
Brown's still mad that he was a finals MVP. It
2:34:51
kind of helped him win that championship and
2:34:53
then he has to go to Philadelphia and Jason Tatum
2:34:56
stays on the Celtics. But you know what, dude?
2:35:00
You're insufferable. All you do is say a bunch
2:35:03
of stuff so you have something to talk about
2:35:05
on your podcast. It's very annoying. I didn't
2:35:10
see the fourth hand. This is no beef. Jealous.
2:35:21
You're jealous of everybody. That's a shot. He's
2:35:31
saying he's not his own man. Man. Jason Tatum
2:35:35
is just a nerd who's really good at basketball.
2:35:41
He's just a nerd that thinks he's better than
2:35:43
you because he's got a high IQ. You know, he
2:35:51
practiced that line. A little lamb chops. Good
2:35:55
one. He didn't want to say beef. Get it? This
2:35:57
is like something Sheldon would say in the Big
2:35:59
Bang Theory. That wasn't even cool. What was
2:36:06
the point of that? What did you get out of that?
2:36:08
Nothing. God, you're in suffering. Why do you
2:36:13
say that? Just, you know, that's what it is.
2:36:16
No beef. He is. But you just said no beef, but
2:36:22
then I said, you're an idiot. You're a cloud
2:36:25
chasing moron that's obviously insufferable to
2:36:29
be around. It's quite obvious. Everyone sees
2:36:33
it. You're jealous that Jason probably has a
2:36:36
better life, has a family. Jason Tatum, Jalen
2:36:42
Brown gives a real Aaron Rodger vibe, which is
2:36:48
not good. He keeps saying that. He must have
2:36:54
really practiced it. He must have. Hashtag GBT.
2:36:56
Hey, what's a good line about them saying I have
2:36:59
beef? You're a dork. There's Jalen Brown. Freaking
2:37:07
loser. A very rich, talented loser. That's the
2:37:12
thing that people will miss, man. Is you can
2:37:16
be rich and famous. I'll be a loser. Enjoy your
2:37:23
76ers time. Yeah, yeah. Happy hours are. Last
2:37:36
page turns, the workday's through. Ryan Hoppy's
2:37:41
got plans with you. Coats are hung, the chairs
2:37:45
pull near. A well -earned toast to close the
2:37:49
year. Or just this day. With friends, rivenings
2:38:02
gathered at the gate. And the show's to know.
2:38:46
Eat back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
2:40:12
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle.
2:40:23
as well a lot of touching kissing even fisting
2:40:27
like you went and got a ipad screen whatever
2:40:44
the case might be in your hand and a sock you
2:40:46
know whatever like thank you but also i would
2:40:49
love to be railed but use bucket loads of lube
2:40:54
if you think you have enough lube double it as
2:40:56
a reminder if you don't feel like listening to
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2:41:01
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button right here For all you slow motherfuckers,
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I'ma break it down illa She was the businessman
2:41:54
and Prince was the killer Remember? He used to
2:41:56
push the bulletproof BMA, huh? Say I get your
2:41:59
seasick, I sack and peep shit They run with easy
2:42:01
water then, they ain't get blunted Magic's workin'
2:42:04
for fifty or five hundred As a youth, a deer
2:42:08
would sell crack I used to hide a heart to hear
2:42:11
that nigga snitch throwin' pack I eager out like
2:42:13
that Rumors in the hood was, just for snitchin'
2:42:16
I ain't believe that Paul, he helped me cop my
2:42:18
first year sex I had the forerunner, this D,
2:42:21
the five We'll be right back. Like cheese, like
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chads, then run through whips like seagulls Gamble
2:43:19
all the time like country curly head prints And
2:43:21
thot, thot, popo under pressure too, they know
2:43:23
what they facin' Go against crews like V -Bow
2:43:25
and killers like Pappy Mason A lot of niggas
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I know been corrupted since birth Ties to rob
2:43:30
nuns for fun, very near worth I know some cats
2:43:32
that hell out whole complexes like Holywall Together
2:43:35
niggas stand and divide if they fall Ranked shook
2:43:38
niggas, they keep it in motion Come around here
2:43:41
with your rollie, you can get robbed like Ocean
2:43:43
Lord knows Tommy had law of the soul Helicopters,
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Rose Royce with Louis Vuitton interior Might
2:43:49
sound like I'm fantasizing, but son, I'm dead
2:43:50
serious Montana was no dummy, bought business
2:43:53
to wash the money Hand him up the ass, he politic
2:43:55
like the Asians Feds couldn't catch him dirty,
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so set up for tax evasion Oh, forgive me It's
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the peace, the rich, and wrong Money what they
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got crazy cream without pole Throughout my time,
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lot of niggas flow the way I flow But ain't been
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in the game all their life, so don't know who
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on Snow Riot. Hoppy, help them. Heart's wider
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than a canyon line. Wipe. And Michelle N. Touching,
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kissing, even fisting. You went and got a b***h.
2:59:03
The case might be in your hand, in a sock, in
2:59:07
a whatever. Like, thank you. But also, I would
2:59:10
love to be getting railed, but... Conclude.