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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the best of the Ben Maller
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  Speaker 2: This is the best of the Ben Maller Show on
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  Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio.
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  Speaker 1: Catch scratch fever there in Charlotte. Carolina does not normally
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  Speaker 1: get to play Sunday night games. That's reserved for the
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  Speaker 1: good teams. Somebody clearly effed up at the NFL, putting
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  Speaker 1: the Carolina Panthers on the big stage there, the big
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  Speaker 1: primetime stage. And so we head off to the Hornets
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  Speaker 1: nest there, the queen city. And that was where the
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  Speaker 1: NFL wrapped up the Sunday portion of the card and
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  Speaker 1: Under the bright lights, we made an editorial decision that
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  Speaker 1: the NFL is king over divisional round MLB playoff action.
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  Speaker 1: We know what keeps the lights on. And there are
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  Speaker 1: many lights in this building I'm in right now, in
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  Speaker 1: this studio that I'm in. So we have to keep
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  Speaker 1: those lights powered and fueled. So we'll start with the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Jared Goff's Lions in a catfight. Against Bryce Young and
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  Speaker 1: the Panthers in North Carolina. You had Tirico and Collinsworth
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  Speaker 1: there on NBC yapping about this game. Were you watching?
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  Speaker 1: Were you distracted by the Atlanta Braves getting the edge
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  Speaker 1: on the Dodgers? Even though the series is tied up,
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  Speaker 1: the advantage goes to Atlanta. The series does not start
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  Speaker 1: until the road team wins. Well, the Braves have won
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  Speaker 1: a road game. But this is about football, where Bryce Young,
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Young completing 29 of 41 passes for 329 yards,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of touchdowns to Tet McMillan, and he had
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  Speaker 1: 14 catches for 192 yards. I'm told that's good. Carolina,
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  Speaker 1: you looked at the injury report. We handicapped the game.
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  Speaker 1: You look at the offensive line, guys out. You look
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  Speaker 1: at players all over the place injured. And yet it
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  Speaker 1: didn't matter. That's why they play the games. It's not
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  Speaker 1: always the healthier team that wins. It's obviously the team
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  Speaker 1: that plays better. And the Lions, we'll get to them
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  Speaker 1: in a sec, but Carolina, despite all the injuries, and
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  Speaker 1: they were in comfortable control of this game as Trouba
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  Speaker 1: Hubbard ran 20 times, 122 yards, a season high. It's
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  Speaker 1: week four worth the quarter mark, roughly, of the NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of touchdowns for Chuba Hubbard. As Carolina gets
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  Speaker 1: back to. 500, they're 2-2. They scored six straight possessions.
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  Speaker 1: On six straight possessions, they scored. After punting on the
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  Speaker 1: opening drive, it was, all right, score, score, score, score, score, score.
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  Speaker 1: That's how that went. All right, so the question, it's
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  Speaker 1: a rather obvious question. The better story in the losing
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  Speaker 1: locker room, so we'll jump off at that point. So
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  Speaker 1: here's the question. Where should Lions coach Dan Campbell's concern
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  Speaker 1: level be using the Malheur Panic-O-Meter? One to ten on
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  Speaker 1: the Malheur Panic-O-Meter. Where should Dan Campbell be? So I've
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  Speaker 1: got the streets of Pamplona. We've got the University of
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  Speaker 1: Phoenix and RoboCop. And we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together, and we will remind you that we run
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  Speaker 1: a tight ship, a very tight ship here. So, A,
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  Speaker 1: the Malheur Panic-O-Meter, which is never wrong. The Malheur Panic-O-Meter
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  Speaker 1: is never wrong about these things. On a scale of
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  Speaker 1: 1 to 10, we are at a solid 8. A snowman.
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  Speaker 1: A solid 8. for the Detroit Lions, and here's why.
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  Speaker 1: Not only are they at an 8, somebody's actually smashed
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  Speaker 1: the glass on top of the Maller Panic-O-Meter, which is
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  Speaker 1: not a good sign. Not a good sign there at all.
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  Speaker 1: So Dan Campbell's squad is essentially playing bad team bingo. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what is bad team bingo in the NFL? You've never played?
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  Speaker 1: They have it every weekend at the church.
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: All right, so bad team bingo. Can't tackle. Check. Cannot
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  Speaker 1: block very effectively. Check, check. Dumb penalties. Check, check, check.
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  Speaker 1: Special teams disasters. I don't know. Missing an extra point
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  Speaker 1: or two? Why not? What the hell? Bingo! There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Detroit Lions. And they are returning to the
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  Speaker 1: Lions I remember back in my... My youth. The Detroit Lions.
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  Speaker 1: A team we only saw on Thanksgiving. That is where
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  Speaker 1: this Lions team is headed. Dan Campbell had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of success early on. They were in the Final Four.
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  Speaker 1: The Lions. And now you look at where this team
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  Speaker 1: is and where they're headed. It's a hot mess. It
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  Speaker 1: is a hot mess. They helped. The Detroit Lions helped.
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Young looked like he was back in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Playing,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Michigan directional institution. For the homecoming game,
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  Speaker 1: it was basically seven on seven. It was like summer
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  Speaker 1: camp for Bryce Young against the Detroit Lions secondary. Now,
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  Speaker 1: on a positive note, Because I'm not just all negative
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  Speaker 1: talk show guy. I will be positive. On a positive note,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll be Benny Brightside here, Detroit's tackling technique has
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  Speaker 1: them now ready to run around the streets of Pamplona.
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  Speaker 1: The running of the Bulls. Ole, ole, ole, ole. Matadors, Matadors. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and after you, sir. Come on, sir, after you, please. Tackling?
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  Speaker 1: You're supposed to tackle? What are you talking about, tackle?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, tackling in football? Why would you tackle? Now,
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  Speaker 1: the good news, if there is any, and there's really
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  Speaker 1: not much, Dan Campbell's defense, by the way, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure they would not be able to tackle a breakfast
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  Speaker 1: burrito if you put handles on the breakfast burrito. It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: And we've seen plenty of bad defenses. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to sit here and say, well, the Lions are the
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  Speaker 1: worst defense we've ever seen. I'm not going to say that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. But three games in, three out of the
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  Speaker 1: four games, not all four, three out of the four,
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  Speaker 1: the Lions have given up. 440 or more yards of
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  Speaker 1: offense to the opposition. That is not an anomaly. At
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  Speaker 1: this point, we're now four games into the season. That
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  Speaker 1: is not an anomaly. That is your identity is what
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  Speaker 1: that is at this particular point for the Lions, giving
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  Speaker 1: up 32 points per game. Now, I didn't play in
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. I think that blows! There she blows! Now,
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  Speaker 1: that means that Jared Goff, who at times looks like
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  Speaker 1: he's completely clueless out there, but Jared Goff... has to
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  Speaker 1: play like vintage Dan Marino from, like, 1987 or something
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  Speaker 1: like that just to keep the lights on. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: good news is up next is Arizona. The bad news
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  Speaker 1: is the way the Lions secondary is playing, they will
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  Speaker 1: turn Jacoby Brissett into Jake the Snake Plumber 2.0. They're
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  Speaker 1: playing defense right now. My God. All right. Now to
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  Speaker 1: the other side, to the Carolina side of things, the
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  Speaker 1: Panthers into the wind column here. So they're back to 500,
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  Speaker 1: two and two and the overreaction machine. We have cranked
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  Speaker 1: up the lever on the overreaction machine. The question are
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  Speaker 1: Bryce Young and the Carolina Panthers for real. Is this legit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Calm down.
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  Speaker 2: Calm.
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  Speaker 1: Take a breath. Now, I will point out that the
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  Speaker 1: reason people think this, and the only reason you should
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  Speaker 1: consider the Carolina Panthers legit, is Remax Realtors. Location, location, location.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You feel me on that? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: NFC South. Carolina is a contender because of geography, not
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  Speaker 1: because of the talent of the roster, the coaching, or
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  Speaker 1: anything else. It's all because of the geography. And location, location, location, location.
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  Speaker 1: So the NFC South, we're pretty sure, is why they
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  Speaker 1: invented the phrase, somebody has to win it. Somebody, if
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  Speaker 1: the Saints, they're no good. Atlanta's not really that good. Carolina,
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  Speaker 1: you go down the whole division. It's all, Tampa, please,
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  Speaker 1: come on. Not good. Not good. It's the NFL's participation
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  Speaker 1: trophy district. It has a very liberal admission standard. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like saying, hey, I'm going to college. Where
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  Speaker 1: are you going? I'm going to the University of Phoenix. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah, everyone gets in. Just cut a check.
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  Speaker 1: You're in. And there's a bunch of schools like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just using them as an example. But Carolina is
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  Speaker 1: not a heavyweight contender. They're certainly not that. And you
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  Speaker 1: know what they are? They're like the guy that gets
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  Speaker 1: into the nightclub because they know the bouncer. So they
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  Speaker 1: let him in. But you really shouldn't be allowed in.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you're just like a slob. You're bedraggled. You smell.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be allowed in there. But you knew a guy.
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  Speaker 1: And it's not what you know. It's who you know.
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  Speaker 1: You knew a guy. And Bryce Young. Don't get me
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  Speaker 1: started on Bryce Young. Listen, Bryce. Is he as bad
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  Speaker 1: as he was? Hell no. Of course not. But Bryce
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  Speaker 1: Young went from somebody called the warranty department to, okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe we need to just keep the receipt. We'll put
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  Speaker 1: it away in our files. But that's where we are. So.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to get too intoxicated on a dominating
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  Speaker 1: performance against the Detroit football team. You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do that. The Lions defense, at this point, it's like
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  Speaker 1: going to Costco on a Saturday. They're the Costco sample lady.
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  Speaker 1: You get a sample. You get a sample. You get
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  Speaker 1: a sample. Everyone gets a sample, right? Everybody gets a
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  Speaker 1: little something from the Costco, that babushka at Costco that
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  Speaker 1: gives out the samples. Come on now. And Carolina gave up.
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  Speaker 1: Here's why they're totally fine. They gave up 59 points
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  Speaker 1: to the Bears in Week 1. They also lost to Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to take you seriously when you've done those
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  Speaker 1: two things. Am I wrong? I don't believe I am.
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  Speaker 3: Am.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe I am there. The resume has more
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  Speaker 1: mood swings than a daytime soap opera. Not that there's
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  Speaker 1: many of those left either. But better than awful does
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  Speaker 1: not automatically mean great. Now, the last one. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to move away from the Sunday night game. We have
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  Speaker 1: another major injury. As I was discussing the bowels of
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  Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio, down the hall, around the corner where
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  Speaker 1: there's a loud thumping sound, as there's some batteries that
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  Speaker 1: are being cooled down in the very back of the
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  Speaker 1: building here. And that's where I go to kind of
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  Speaker 1: hang out in the back. And DeSegar came in. He's
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  Speaker 1: long gone. He's probably sleeping by now. Anyway, DeSegar came.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about how all these coaches, out of
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  Speaker 1: an abundance of caution, protected their quarterbacks and their star
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  Speaker 1: players during those exhibition games. They didn't want them to
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  Speaker 1: get hurt. No, no, no, no, no. How's that working out? Snap, crackle, pop,
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  Speaker 1: the official breakfast cereal. Rice Krispies of the NFL. It
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  Speaker 1: has happened again. Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson down for the count.
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  Speaker 1: O-M-J injured his ankle late in the first half. Baltimore
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  Speaker 1: had a cupcake game with the Tennessee Titans last And
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  Speaker 1: Lamar did not return in the second half. Jackson was
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  Speaker 1: hurt when someone named Jermaine Johnson, apparently plays football for
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  Speaker 1: the Tennessee Titans, defensive end, landed on the leg of
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  Speaker 1: Lamar Jackson. Oh, my leg! Right there during a sack.
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  Speaker 1: Lamar finished with 222 yards passing and two touchdowns. That
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  Speaker 1: was all in the first half. As Baltimore had a
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  Speaker 1: 17-point lead, then Tennessee Titans got a backdoor cover at
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  Speaker 1: the end, partially because of the fact that the quarterback
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  Speaker 1: change took place there. Backup Tyler Huntley came in, and
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  Speaker 1: while he completed eight of nine passes, the object of
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  Speaker 1: the game is to score, and the Baltimore football team
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  Speaker 1: scored as many points after halftime as UNI scored. They
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  Speaker 1: got bupkis. This is squad douche in the second half
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  Speaker 1: of that game. Coach Jesse Minter said the Ravens didn't
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  Speaker 1: know enough about the injury. His nose was growing while
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  Speaker 1: he said that. Jackson later was seen leaving the stadium
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  Speaker 1: in a booty, a walking boot for Lamar Jackson. And
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  Speaker 1: he out. See you later there.
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  Speaker 3: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL media, this is my favorite part of the story.
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  Speaker 1: So the NFL media labeled this a day-to-day injury. So
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  Speaker 1: he missed the entire second half. Lamar Jackson was seen
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  Speaker 1: leaving in a booty. And it's just a day-to-day thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So the question, does anyone in the room, even
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  Speaker 1: you in the back of the room, does anyone in
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  Speaker 1: the room here actually believe that Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson
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  Speaker 1: is day-to-day?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have to be a special kind of dummy to
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  Speaker 1: think that. We consulted with Dr. Maller to get to
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  Speaker 1: the bottom of this. Now, not a real doctor, just
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  Speaker 1: plays one on the radio. And Lamar Jackson has been
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  Speaker 1: diagnosed with a grade number one case of NFL injury
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  Speaker 1: report baloney. It's a bunch of baloney. That's it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the NFL media loves Day to Day because it sounds
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  Speaker 1: somewhat informative while telling you absolutely nothing. Day-to-day. It's the
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  Speaker 1: league code for we have no idea, and even if
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  Speaker 1: we do know, we're not telling you. So go pound sand, loser.
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  Speaker 1: That's essentially what they're saying. So you can call it
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  Speaker 1: day-to-day if you want, but you can also call a
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  Speaker 1: root canal a vigorous teeth-cleaning technique. You can call it
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  Speaker 1: that as well. So Lamar Jackson left the stadium dressed
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  Speaker 1: like Robocop From the ankle down, anyway, at least from
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  Speaker 1: the ankle down. And the Ravens, of course, are like, well,
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  Speaker 1: we don't really know. It's all precautionary. But the boot,
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  Speaker 1: where's the boot? The boot is not a fashion accessory
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  Speaker 1: for Lamar Jackson. So if Lamar's ankle is fine, why
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  Speaker 1: is he preparing for combat duty? I don't believe the
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  Speaker 1: Ravens are a military operation. So I don't know about that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we believe, though, Dr. Chow, when in doubt, go with Dr. Chow.
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  Speaker 1: The former Charger doctor back in the day, who's now
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  Speaker 1: a social media doctor. Can you imagine going to medical
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  Speaker 1: school and becoming a social media doctor? What a world.
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  Speaker 1: What a world. I love all the doctors. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of doctors on there that are so... Nobody pays attention.
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  Speaker 1: They make a ton of money, these doctors. They're loaded.
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  Speaker 1: And yet, they're not famous. There's very few doctors that
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  Speaker 1: are famous. And these doctors, these online doctors... They want
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  Speaker 1: to get a little cred, so they report injury status.
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  Speaker 1: They actually practice medicine on X, what used to be
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  Speaker 1: called Twitter there, doing their thing. It's crazy. Anyway, so Dr.
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  Speaker 1: Chow is pretty good about this stuff. He watched the video.
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  Speaker 1: He said, based on video review, Lamar Jackson suffered a
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  Speaker 1: mild high ankle eversion sprain. Essentially a grade one high
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  Speaker 1: ankle sprain. That means he'll likely be out for three weeks,
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  Speaker 1: two to three weeks most likely there. unless they give
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  Speaker 1: him the good stuff. He goes down to the candy man,
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  Speaker 1: gets the good stuff there. They inject him with a
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  Speaker 1: giant needle out of a horror movie from the 1960s,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're good.
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  Speaker 1: hit that thumbs up icon, and comment away. From Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: We go there to the Delaware Valley. The Eagles falling
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  Speaker 1: down to 500. They lost again. Philly drops it 2-2.
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  Speaker 1: They blew a 10-point fourth quarter lead. Double-digit lead at home.
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  Speaker 1: And they lose 24-20. The Rams. You can Ram it
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  Speaker 1: all day. You can Ram it all night. So the
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  Speaker 1: Rams get in the win column. So if you did
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  Speaker 1: not see any of this, perhaps not. There was some drama.
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  Speaker 1: As Philadelphia's offense. absolutely cratered like the Grand Canyon. They
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  Speaker 1: managed 172 yards, three yards per play. Not very good.
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles had 12 plays on third down, 12 chances
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  Speaker 1: to get the line to gain on third down. How
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  Speaker 1: many third downs did they get? Not one. Zippo! Zero!
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  Speaker 1: The Eagles went 0 for 12 on third down. We
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  Speaker 1: are told that is the worst chance Performance in franchise history. Holy,
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  Speaker 1: holy Donovan Mitchell, Batman. Where have you gone? 0 for 12.
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  Speaker 1: Worst in franchise history. They were shut out in the
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  Speaker 1: second half, which I'm told is not good. I'm told
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  Speaker 1: that's not good. Devontae Smith was unavailable. Saquon Barkley left.
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  Speaker 1: The running back left injured in this game. Now, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the heat in Philly is directed at Nick
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  Speaker 1: Sirianni and also the new offensive coordinator, Sean Mannion. Some
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  Speaker 1: critics already calling for Sirianni or Mannion or both to
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  Speaker 1: be fired. That enough is enough is enough is enough
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  Speaker 1: is enough. We must make a change. So that is
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  Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: You make the call. Nick Sirianni, the coach, is getting
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  Speaker 1: the lion's share of the heat. Why does Jalen Hurts
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  Speaker 1: continually escape the criticism normally, normally, that is reserved for
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  Speaker 1: a franchise quarterback? Yes, well, it's not his fault. It's
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  Speaker 1: the coach. It's the offensive coordinator. So I've got on
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  Speaker 1: this one the family station wagon, Wombat, and Surgeon General's warning.
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  Speaker 1: And we will combine all of these things together, and
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  Speaker 1: we are going to make a splish. splash is what
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  Speaker 1: we're going to do. A little splish to the splash,
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  Speaker 1: to the splish, to the splash. That's how we're going
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  Speaker 1: to do it. So to lead off here, the word
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  Speaker 1: for this is, it answers why Jalen Hurts does not
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  Speaker 1: get more of the blame. It is bizarre. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: so bizarre. You're yelling at Nick Sirianni. And listen, Nick
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  Speaker 1: Sirianni is not on my big board of of good coaches. However,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni's there and Jalen Hurts, he's got his fingerprints,
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: his DNA, his footprints all over the crime scene for Philadelphia.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That Ram team did not have their top two defensive players.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Aaron Donald didn't play. Miles Garrett didn't play. and yet
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: you got shut out in the second half by the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: B squad of the Rams. That is an indictment of
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: your starting quarterback, in addition to your coaching staff. But
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: let's focus on the starting quarterback. Nick Sirianni may have
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: drawn the map. He drew up the X's and O's
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: on the map, and so did his offensive coordinator. But
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts, he drove the family station wagon right into
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the Delaware River. Right there. Boom. See you later. I'm
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: out of here. And Jalen Hurts was awful. Not average.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Not mediocre. He was awful. And that's his way. He's
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: a $ 255 million quarterback. That's his contract. $ 255 million. And
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: he went out there and was 12 of 27 passing
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: for 93 yards. 93 yards on 27 pass attempts. In
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: the second half, Jalen Hurts completed two more passes than
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: you and I completed. He was two of nine for
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: 10 yards. I had to fact check that. I thought
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: that was wrong. It wasn't. The Eagles had 10 passing
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: yards from Jalen Hurts in the second half, and yet
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: it's like, well, it's Nick Sirianni's fault. How about Jalen
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Hurts take some accountability? How about that? If he threw
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: every second half pass, just on the second half, if
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts got every snap and just threw every pass
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: into the ground, Right into the turf there at the link. Statistically,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: he would have had a slightly better passer rating than
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: he ended up with. Who goofed? I've got to know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: The Eagles offense spent the second half. They operated like
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: a restaurant. after the health department changed the locks. There
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: was not a lot going on. Still not a lot
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: going on there. The Eagles offense spent the second half
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: operating in the dark. And if Patrick Mahomes or Lamar
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Jackson or Josh Allen go out there and have 93
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: passing yards in a half of football, they are getting
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: roasted like a marshmallow. And I don't get that sense here.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: This is not what's going on with Jalen Hurst. This wasn't...
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Hurts so good, this was Hurts so bad, is what
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: it was. So Jalen Hurts, not the coach. He's like
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the main villain here. In the collapse, though. He really
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: is the main villain in the collapse. He's actually out there.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: He was the one playing in the game. Yeah, so
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: it's just the way it is. Anyway, I guess we
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: have some audio here, so we'll play it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: We have it. Here is Nick Sirianni. Asked about his
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: offensive coordinator, Sean Mannion. And do you think Nick Sirianni
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: says we should fire him? He doesn't know what he's doing.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: That's option A. B, I stand by my guy. Or C,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: no comment. Let's find out.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: I got a ton of confidence in Sean. Oh, okay, B, B, B, B, B, B, B.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: He's going to wear a lot of this, there's no doubt.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to wear a lot of this. Our offense
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: is going to wear a lot of this. How does
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: that fit? You win together, you lose together. I have
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: no complaints on what happened there today. And there's opportunity
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: for us all to grow.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Grow, yes. Every team that loses grows. Oh, they grow.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: So great. Well, he did go to sportscliché. com, Nick Sirianni.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: On that one. And to think you lost to the
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Ram backup guys. Like, you got shut out in the
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: second half by the Ram B squad. Not the A squad.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: The Rams put up 415 yards of offense against the
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Eagles defense. And you had less than 200. Who goofed?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I've got to know. I keep going back to that
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: because I don't know what else to say. All right. Meanwhile,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: let's go to the L.A. side. And we had, well,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: not really in the game. So we had a brouhaha.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: In the final moments of this game, a real brouhaha
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: after LA scored the go-ahead touchdown late in the game.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Eagle fans and the Ram coaches got into a rhubarb
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: in a heated confrontation from the coach's box, which is
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: in the press box. Did you see any of this? No?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: Did you hear about this? You did not?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: So we're not exactly sure who started it. A Bird fan,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: an Angry Birds fan, recorded much of the incident. He
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: claimed that it was the Rams. They started it. The
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Ram coaches banged on the window and flipped off Eagle fans,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: provoking retaliation from the harmless, sweet spirits from Philadelphia. So
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: we don't know who exactly started it. The video had
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: picked up once this thing already began. middle fingers were
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: in the air everywhere. You get a bird, you get
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: a bird, bird, bird, bird, bird is the word, bird
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: is the word, you get a bird, the whole thing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: So the confrontation escalated to the point where some bird
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: brain eagle fan threw a giant cup of, I don't
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: know what the, it didn't look like beer. You wouldn't
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: throw beer, but like a soda or something, chucked it
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: at the Rams coaches box. It hit the window. And
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: then security came in there and said, hey, wait a minute.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. What's wrong with you? All right,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: so the question. Thumbs up or thumbs down? Thumbs up,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: thumbs down on Ram coaches giving Philadelphia fans the double
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: bird curtain call following their dramatic comeback win in the
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Delaware Valley. So I'm going to go thumbs up on this.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going thumbs up on this. Definitely thumbs up. Giving
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia fans the double bird curtain call is wonderful. Because
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: I guarantee you those fans that got the bird from
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the Ram coaches are smiling. They couldn't sleep. They're so excited.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, my God, we annoyed these guys so much,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: these Ram coaches that gave us the bird. How great
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: is that? You talk about a badge of honor. You
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: talk about chest candy as an Eagle fan, a Neanderthal
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Eagle fan, to get that kind of support. Come on now. Please.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And it was an authentic ending. So you'd say that
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: it's an authentic ending. It was very emotional, very emotional game.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: And it was authentic. And it isn't that what we want.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: We always come up. We want authenticity. You got an
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: authentic reaction. And there was right there. You got you
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: got an authentic reaction. from the Rams coaches and the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Eagles and their fans and all that stuff. There was
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of emotion there. And I'd rather have that
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: than some buttoned up insurance salesman. Give me that raw emotion.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: This is the football version. Like think about from the
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Eagles perspective, their fan base. So I'm pretty confident that
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: they were not just sitting on their hands the entire
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: game and that they were taking part in jabbing at
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the Rams coaches box and And so it's like the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: football version of poking the wombat at the Philadelphia Zoo,
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: if they have one, and then spending three hours getting
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: raw feces thrown at you. The Rams coaches, what are
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: they supposed to, are the Rams coaches supposed to just
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: endure the Philadelphia abuse all day and that's it? And
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: then what were they supposed to send them? After they
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: won the game, send them an edible arrangements? Is that
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: what the Rams coaches were supposed to do? I don't
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: think so. So what exactly did you expect to happen?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was great. Now,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: they were in a glass case, the press box, the
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: coach's box. There's glass in front of it. And so
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: it's one of those deals. It's kind of like, well,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: you get into a dust-up and you've got all this
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: body armor on. Okay, they had protection. They did have
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: protection and all that. And so the coaches will likely
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: receive a sternly written letter from the league office saying,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Saying you should not be doing that. Control your anger.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? And, of course, when did the
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia fans become the etiquette police? It's like they're at
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Wimbledon and they're the etiquette police. When did that happen?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: So the coaches will get some letter. They'll be saying
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that. Can't do that again. There you go.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: But I like the fire. Keep the fire. Keep the passion.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: All right. Meanwhile, last thing. We go to Lost Wages, Nevada.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I was very disappointed. I thought I'd have a lot
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: of those Raider dudes who were like, hey, Maller, you
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: were right, Maller. You were correct. I'm waiting for that.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: It hasn't happened yet. Let me click refresh here. Let
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: me see if there are any Raider guys. I mean,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: they were very confident, very arrogant that that team was
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: ready to go. And my God, yeah, no, it didn't
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: really work out. Yeah, they played their first real NFL game,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: the Raiders, and they lost. That's what happens. Yes. So
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the story here, first year Raiders coach Clint Kubiak boldly
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: predicted at halftime that the Raiders are going to win
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: the game. The Raiders were leading at halftime. He told
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: the sideline woman, whatever her name is for CBS, we're winning.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: We're going to win the game. There you go. And
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: he said that, and then they had to play the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: second half. It didn't go so well. The prediction went kerfooey!
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: It backfired. Kansas City ended up beating the Raiders. A
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: 30-27 win. Kansas City was up by double digits in
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: that fourth quarter. The Raiders get knocked into the losers column,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: something they'll learn a lot about as the year goes on. Now,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: asked afterwards whether or not He regretted making such a
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: bold decree at halftime, and Kubiak said, simply, that's how
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I felt. Close quote. All right, so the question on
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: this one, did Coach Clint Kubiak's Raiders prove something by
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: going toe-to-toe and eye-to-eye with Kansas City? So I have
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: two words. Two words. Hell no! Hell no! The Raiders,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: they are who we thought they were. If you want
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to crown them, crown their asses. They are. The Raiders
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: didn't prove anything other than the fact that the schedule
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: had been lying, as we told you. You didn't want
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: to listen. The schedule had been lying. And you fell
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: for it. You fell for the ruse. I tried to
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: warn you. You would not listen. I tried to help you.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I said, don't fall for it. Don't do it. I
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: know you're an old dude, but don't fall for it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: It's okay. Yeah. So they are exactly we thought they were,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: the Raiders. And that's it. They're scheduled merchants. They feasted
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: on some cream puffs early in the year. Good for them. Congratulations.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You enjoyed your little cream puffs. You got a little
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: pink box to go way to go three and a record.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: And that three and a record should come with a
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: surgeon general's warning. When you look at the schedule there,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: The opponents the Raiders played the first three weeks, you
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: know what their combined record is at this point? Now
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: the Saints play on Monday night. The combined record of
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: the three opponents the Raiders played, 1-10. That is a
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: highway in Southern California. It's the 91, 0-91 record. That
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: is the combined record of the Dolphins, Chargers, and Saints.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: We can make that a little worse if Atlanta does
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: win on Monday Night Football. Now, that's it. All right.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: We had– I didn't have any problem. We had no
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: problem with Clint Kubiak, the bravado some people were upset about.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I get– you get the coach, you get to say, what,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you're going to lose the game? What's he supposed to say? Hey,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Tracy Wolfson. Yeah, we're hoping that we can cover the
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: spread and have a respectable loss here. We can have
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: a nice euthanasia situation down the stretch. That seems good. Okay, fine.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Why not? So congratulations, Vegas. Way to go. You went
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: toe-to-toe with a legitimate NFL opponent, the Chiefs, and you
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: were right there right up until the time the Chiefs
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: reminded you they were the Chiefs. And it didn't go
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: so well. Kansas City showed up, and the Raiders, suddenly,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the Raiders, they weren't picking up the neighborhood kids anymore.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: It's a shame that the Raiders' opponent, the Chiefs, did
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: not roll over and play dead like the Chargers and
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: the Cardinals and the Saints and all that stuff. So
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: there you go. Down the stretch. Games are won in
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. The Raiders got... outplayed, outclassed in Clutch Time.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Clutch Time was not their friend. If we look at
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the way the game played, I believe they turned the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: ball over to the Raiders. Two of their final three possessions,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: which I don't think is good. I don't think that's good.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: So there you go. Back to reality for the Raiders.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Pacific.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: To the third degree.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: This.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: is when big ben gets.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Great what do we got but it was reported over
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: the weekend that teams around the nfl are monitoring the
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: marvin harrison jr situation.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I mean they were monitoring are they like clicking refresh
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: on their computer like how do they monitor it what
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: do they do.
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: Exactly that's a good question i guess they're uh they're
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: seeing about maybe if he'll be available to trade.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Well who would want to trade for marvin harrison jr
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: who's not very good at football i will line him
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: up come on.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Well that leads to my question do you think a
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: change of scenery could improve things for marvin harrison.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Jr well there is a saying coop that the apple
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: doesn't fall far from the tree in this case the
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: apple did fall far from the tree no listen he's
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: got a great opportunity in arizona it's a bad team
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: that you remember megatron back in the day on bad
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: lions teams he had great statistics you should be able
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: to get numbers on a bad team he's just he
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: can't get open he's by all accounts he's just kind
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: of lazy i wouldn't touch it But somebody will. He'll
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: get another opportunity. He'll get an opportunity on a good team. Next.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: So Notre Dame quarterback C.J.
• 32:53
  Speaker 4: Carr accounted for five touchdowns against Bill Belichick's North Carolina.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: That seems good. Yeah. The former draft guru, Todd McShay.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I guess he's still a draft guru. I don't know. Yeah,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: he's just doing it like independent, I think.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Or maybe he's got the ringer. I don't know. And
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know who works at the ringer.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: He said, he said, watching Carr today reminded me of
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Tom Brady in person.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Do you think we've got a future Hall
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: of Famer in C.J. Carr? That's actually disrespectful because nobody
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: who watched Tom Brady at Michigan thought this guy's going
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to be good in the NFL. So he's actually disrespectful.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: See what he did there, Coop? Because Brady, he was
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: drafted in the middle rounds because nobody thought he was
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: any good. That's true. So, you know, hold on. You
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: look at the big board, Coop. And even Arch Manning,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Texas didn't play this weekend, but Arch Manning right at
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: the top. CJ Carr is in that conversation among the
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: top 10 picks, but we got a lot of time
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: left before the draft. I'm not convinced that, you know, listen,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: he's fine. I'm not ready to annoy him the next time. Brady, next!
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: All right, so get this.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: An anonymous NBA executive was quoted in saying there's definitely
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: interest there in trading for Bronny James, that teams are interested.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: And that the Lakers could get a second round pick
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: or two.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Liar, liar. You started a movie. Liar, liar. Come on, Coop.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: That's a lie. No, it was reported. Use the claw.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Bull crap, Coop. It's bull crap. It's not true. How'd
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: we do? Come on. You pass, I guess. I won.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: I won.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I won.
• 34:17
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• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you thank you thank you thank you hey you
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: sports figure guy who the hell are you talking to
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: son here's some instant advice hold that thought no one's
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: paid attention to me for 10 whole seconds and if
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: you don't like it screw you And away we go.
• 34:48
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• 34:52
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• 34:56
  Speaker 1: We activated the Malheur Think Tank. And after a minutes-long
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: review of the games in the NFL this weekend, we
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: have determined the team that needs it the most, the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S. Suck, suck, suck. Eagles lost two games
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: this past week. They had the worst third down performance
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: in franchise history. 0 of 12 on third down. Just
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: 172 yards of offense against an Eagle team, or against
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: a Ram team rather, missing their top two defensive players.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Aaron Donald and Miles Garrett did not play in that game.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: So what is your advice to Jalen Hurts, who averaged
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: less than three and a half yards per pass attempt,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: had just 93 yards. He's a $ 255 million contract quarterback.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: $ 255 million man. 93 yards. 877-99 on Fox. You're live
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: on the air. When you hear my voice, we'll start
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: out with you. Caller, you're on the air. Hello. Advice
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to Jalen Hurts and the Eagles, caller. Caller's not there.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: We'll go to caller two. Caller two, you're on the air.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Line two. Hello, line two. Hey, hello, Big Ben. All right.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you for that. Yes, caller, you're on the rapid fire.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Line four, you're on the air. Line four, hello. What's worse,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Blake Snell starting for your team or Deshaun Watson as
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: your team's starting quarterback? Or Austin Wells running the bases
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: for your baseball team, Supermarket Steve. Line number, let's go
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: to line 5, 877-99 on Fox. Hello, line 5, no
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Rick in Maryland yet. Line 5, advice to Jalen Hurts,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: line 5.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: $ 60 for a Hello Kitty popcorn bucket?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I'd gladly pay $ 100 for one. Well, I know. You're
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: the demo they're looking for, Ferg Dog. Line 6, you're
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: on the air, line 6. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, morning time.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, Mike Tomlin sounds like he got a gazoo lodged.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: In his throat.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he? Yeah, he does. Well, there's our guy right there.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: That's Rick in Maryland. Caller, you're on the air. Caller, hello.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: We're giving advice here to Jalen Hurts and the Eagles caller.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line one. Line one, you're on the air.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Your advice, line one. All right, more tush push. Yes,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: line three. Let's go over to line three. Hello, line three.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It's the instant advice line. We're helping out the Eagles team.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: We are trained professionals. Do not attempt this at home.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: If you ever get your own radio show, this is
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: not easy. Line number three. Hello, line three. I sat
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: on the burrito. Okay. Well, you might want to clean
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: your pants. Line number four. Hello, line four. What do
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: you call a one-armed hooker? I don't know what. All right.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you for that. I don't know what he said,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: but I don't want to know what he said. Line five. Hello,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: line five.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: You have to learn to play better football through the
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: bad news there.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, I will. Thank you. There's a Frank the Tank
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: there checking in. Hello, line six. Hello, line six.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Get ready to break out all the brown paper bags.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: For every team. Yes, that's right. Well, starting with your
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Steelers there. That's Sean, the hood guy. It's the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: instant advice line, unscreened radio. Hello, line number one. Hello,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: line one. This is Terrell Owens. That's my quarterback. That's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: my quarterback. Leave my quarterback alone. That's my quarterback. Line two. Hello,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: line two. You're on the air. We're giving advice to
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: the Eagles. They have lost two games this week and
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: got absolutely smoked statistically by the Rams and blew the
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: lead late. No points in the second half for the
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Eagles and Jalen Hurts. Hello, line two. You're on the air,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: line two.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Hello, how you doing today?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. That's E-Dog from Long Island.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Line 3, you're on the air, Line 3. Hello. Line
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: 3 is not there. We'll go to Line 4. It's
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: the instant device line for Jalen Hurts and the Eagles.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Hurts averaged 3.4 yards per pass. Hello, Line 4. You're
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: on the air. Shut up, fatso. All right, Line 5. Hello,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Line 5. You're on the air, Line 5. Go.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Roberto.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. I'm sure it's Roberto's birthday somewhere. Line six.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: You're on the air. Line six. It's the instant advice
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: line for Jalen Hurts. Hello, line six. Hey, picking with Poppy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I want to be on the phone. All right. We'll
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: do one more. If it's good, I'll take credit. If not,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I'll blame the coop. Final call. Instant advice line for
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts and the Eagles. Line three. Line three. You're
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: on the air. Line three. Hello. There you go. Long-winded guy, Coop.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Long-winded guy right there.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Whee!