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- 0:01Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 0:04Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey Arctic Monkeys.
- 0:07Speaker 2: There on the radio Hoednkey Big Show this Monday evening.
- 0:11Speaker 2: But right now it's time fie.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Hey, guys, text here from Steve what's for tea News
- 0:17Speaker 3: Zealand with me Ki.
- 0:22Speaker 4: Yellowise that crash.
- 0:26Speaker 3: So this is the segment where you texted on three
- 0:28Speaker 3: four eight three with what you're having for dinner? And
- 0:31Speaker 3: then I read a few of them out you guys
- 0:33Speaker 3: sort of comment on it, and then people can win
- 0:35Speaker 3: fifty a night and day boutchas.
- 0:36Speaker 5: So one of our most popular segments.
- 0:39Speaker 2: It totally is I've already said what I'm having for
- 0:41Speaker 2: tea pumpkin and hallomy salad, and I'm very grateful for
- 0:46Speaker 2: having food on my plate.
- 0:47Speaker 4: My might I just addeah, but I don't want that
- 0:50Speaker 4: food on my plate?
- 0:52Speaker 3: Gooday flowers. Jimmy here to Hendrix.
- 0:55Speaker 4: What Jimmy Nisham.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Jimmy Eat World Jimmy several That is Jimmy Hendrix. Tonight
- 1:08Speaker 3: he's having Kung power chicken.
- 1:09Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, I don't think he'd be into Kung
- 1:12Speaker 5: power chicken but it's his.
- 1:14Speaker 3: First time, and I don't think. I didn't think I
- 1:16Speaker 3: was going to be into it. But I'll see how
- 1:18Speaker 3: I go. Cheers Jimmy Hendrix.
- 1:19Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, good on them. Yeah, man, it's good.
- 1:23Speaker 3: Someone here is gonna know. Sorry, get a flowers Georgia here.
- 1:30Speaker 6: Oh my god, Georgia, Porgia. Yeah, Georgia, Porgia, Georgia. Lines no, no, Georgia, Porgia.
- 1:39Speaker 6: Get a flowers Georgia Porgia here. Tonight I'll be having
- 1:41Speaker 6: a Spanish omelet.
- 1:43Speaker 5: That's racist. So that's a shame.
- 1:45Speaker 4: But what makes that? What constitutes a Spanish omelet?
- 1:48Speaker 3: You put on like a matador outfit, and you go
- 1:51Speaker 3: and you stand in front of the oven and you
- 1:53Speaker 3: wave a little red sort of rag around.
- 1:55Speaker 2: And then when you put it on the table, you say.
- 1:58Speaker 3: You know, it's too far. It's racist.
- 2:00Speaker 5: That's now, that's that's racist.
- 2:02Speaker 4: Sorry, fellers see that?
- 2:05Speaker 3: That's yeah? Yeah, should I I just think we'll be
- 2:11Speaker 3: hearing about that as all. Get a flowers.
- 2:15Speaker 6: Benjamin here, Benjamin Franklin and Yahoo Benjamin five.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Benjamin Franklin here from two hundred years ago. Tonight, I'm
- 2:28Speaker 3: having beef short rib.
- 2:29Speaker 7: Cheers cheers, Yeah, cheers.
- 2:32Speaker 5: Benjamin Franklin.
- 2:33Speaker 2: Yeah, short rubbers opposed to your long rib.
- 2:36Speaker 3: I'm guessing so yeah, I'm not sure. What about this
- 2:40Speaker 3: one here?
- 2:40Speaker 4: What kind of marinade is the rib?
- 2:43Speaker 3: It says here, smoky barbecue?
- 2:45Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, whatsat crusty bread for that?
- 2:49Speaker 5: Yeah, old thick crust, A little bit of lemons.
- 2:52Speaker 3: Get a flowers dion here, Oh my god, warwicks. Get
- 3:00Speaker 3: a flowers formed black cap deon nash here. Now I
- 3:03Speaker 3: sell moisturizer.
- 3:04Speaker 5: He does very good. It is too.
- 3:05Speaker 3: Also for dinner tonight, I'm having home kill sausages.
- 3:09Speaker 5: Ah, did you catch some emails? Have found some Sausages's
- 3:12Speaker 5: got some sausages out in the paddic the kills them
- 3:14Speaker 5: at home home. Have you ever tried to take down
- 3:17Speaker 5: a sausage man? They know when you've got the rifle
- 3:20Speaker 5: and the MACHETI ready to go and tell you what.
- 3:22Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't get in a way.
- 3:23Speaker 5: That's bastard.
- 3:24Speaker 4: Kies.
- 3:25Speaker 5: You want to watch out?
- 3:26Speaker 3: How many sausages have you taken down in one sitting?
- 3:28Speaker 5: In one sitting? Oh? Eating or killing?
- 3:31Speaker 3: Killing?
- 3:31Speaker 4: Ah?
- 3:35Speaker 5: I probably lost about forty two in the Great Floods
- 3:37Speaker 5: of nineteen eighty seven. Oh really, yeah, but that wasn't
- 3:39Speaker 5: my fault. That was the rains. Were they free range?
- 3:42Speaker 5: Free range? Yeah, they were free range sausages.
- 3:44Speaker 3: Well, Dion is having home kill sausages, home killed chips,
- 3:48Speaker 3: and home killed eggs for dinner, so sounds yummy.
- 3:54Speaker 5: Home killer eggs are becoming very popular. They are very popular. Yeah,
- 3:58Speaker 5: do you have to kill the eggs? I thought you
- 4:00Speaker 5: just crack them and eat them. Yeah, that's that's what
- 4:02Speaker 5: they call the kill. But the fact that, yeah, yeah,
- 4:04Speaker 5: you do it at home, so sort of a homegrown
- 4:06Speaker 5: sort of a situation. I haven't heard of the home
- 4:08Speaker 5: killed chips, but I guess that means that's potatoes. You
- 4:12Speaker 5: kill them at home and that makes them chips. Yeah yeah,
- 4:14Speaker 5: it's yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
- 4:17Speaker 3: What else you got the keys? I actually there's a
- 4:18Speaker 3: question giday Fellers who won the bender reveal that's actually
- 4:22Speaker 3: happening soon. So if you entered the competition, keep your
- 4:24Speaker 3: phone on all right?
- 4:25Speaker 4: That really a question.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Kezy the Whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 4:31Speaker 1: Minogue and Kesy John Petty there on the radio Hoed
- 4:34Speaker 1: Larky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon twenty four minutes past
- 4:38Speaker 1: four o'clock.
- 4:38Speaker 4: A no Mogi today, but he will be back forth
- 4:41Speaker 4: with you know, Kezy.
- 4:42Speaker 2: One of the things I love about doing radio is
- 4:45Speaker 2: our listeners out there, the massive backbones that they are,
- 4:49Speaker 2: and they fill us with information on the text machine
- 4:51Speaker 2: on three four eight three. Learned a new word today,
- 4:54Speaker 2: never heard of it genuinely in my life.
- 4:58Speaker 4: Friendulum?
- 4:59Speaker 7: Right?
- 4:59Speaker 3: What is it?
- 5:00Speaker 4: Friendulum?
- 5:01Speaker 3: And what is it?
- 5:03Speaker 7: Is?
- 5:03Speaker 2: Where your foreskin meets the underside of your penis?
- 5:07Speaker 4: So you know that little V. I don't want to,
- 5:09Speaker 4: I know, but this is just anatomy.
- 5:11Speaker 2: I'm not being you know, over the top for the
- 5:14Speaker 2: sake of it, right, But I even knew that there's
- 5:16Speaker 2: a little V there that is frindulum, friend.
- 5:22Speaker 3: We got it right now use it in a sentence.
- 5:25Speaker 4: Jason's friendulum was itchy.
- 5:30Speaker 3: So good. Whether you go to New Zealand, you've learned
- 5:32Speaker 3: a new word courtesy of the listeners and jas as well.
- 5:34Speaker 3: We're discussing the big pole topic, which is having denim
- 5:37Speaker 3: jeans or jackets with a distressed look with cuts and
- 5:41Speaker 3: rips and tears on your clothing from the factory, whether
- 5:44Speaker 3: or not it's okay. Here's a great text on three
- 5:46Speaker 3: four eight three, which I think, Jason, represents your feelings
- 5:48Speaker 3: on the matter. Yeah, okay, if no, if you want
- 5:52Speaker 3: to wear rip gears, if and earn him. I had
- 5:54Speaker 3: a leather jacket my eggs cut it up. It looked
- 5:56Speaker 3: real cool, restitched. North Island is soft week?
- 6:01Speaker 4: Can I just say one thing? Keasy?
- 6:02Speaker 7: What backburn?
- 6:04Speaker 3: Yeah's?
- 6:05Speaker 4: You know?
- 6:05Speaker 2: You know those those are my kind of people, you know.
- 6:09Speaker 2: And I'm not a big fan of the distress look,
- 6:11Speaker 2: particularly around the ass cheeks either, Jason.
- 6:13Speaker 4: I think that was unnecessary.
- 6:15Speaker 2: I don't I don't need to see your ass cheeks
- 6:17Speaker 2: when you come to work every day.
- 6:19Speaker 3: What do you mean you don't like the distress look?
- 6:20Speaker 3: You look distress twenty four to seven?
- 6:23Speaker 4: Yeah, very good?
- 6:24Speaker 3: And also hang on just go yeah no do How
- 6:26Speaker 3: am I supposed to earn rips and tears? Right? Do
- 6:29Speaker 3: you want me to get on a motorbike, get up
- 6:30Speaker 3: to one hundred and eighty kilimeters and then fall off
- 6:32Speaker 3: it so I can get a rip in my arm?
- 6:34Speaker 3: Is that what I'm supposed to do?
- 6:35Speaker 4: On gravel?
- 6:36Speaker 3: On gravel?
- 6:37Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 6:37Speaker 3: Or I could just buy one.
- 6:38Speaker 4: I want you to go to a bar.
- 6:40Speaker 2: I have a few beers he's responsibly and get a
- 6:42Speaker 2: bit lippy with a massive dude, right, and then and
- 6:46Speaker 2: then have.
- 6:46Speaker 3: A have lippy with a massive dude.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Yeah, and then go outside and have a bit of
- 6:51Speaker 2: a step too, like a bar fly. And he ded
- 6:54Speaker 2: douches keys in and falls over on his jacket and
- 6:57Speaker 2: his knees get ripped and stuff. You know, it's about well,
- 7:00Speaker 2: you know, it's I'm proud of the fat. You say,
- 7:03Speaker 2: I look distressed all the time, Keezy, I'm proud of
- 7:05Speaker 2: the fat that I'm a forty odd year old dude,
- 7:08Speaker 2: forty odd, you know, in my mid forties. I'm proud
- 7:12Speaker 2: of my necks. I'm proud of my scars. I'm proud
- 7:15Speaker 2: of sort of the fact that I'm quite heinous looking
- 7:17Speaker 2: these days. I'm like an old tiger or an old
- 7:20Speaker 2: lion that's been out in the sere giddy and I've
- 7:23Speaker 2: earned those scars.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean.
- 7:25Speaker 4: And any rip you see on my clothing is earned, Keezy.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Do you think it's me trying to look like I've
- 7:32Speaker 3: been through stuff?
- 7:33Speaker 2: Yeah, that you're a tough guy, but I'm not actually, Yeah,
- 7:36Speaker 2: But then people look at your sort of rosy cheeks
- 7:38Speaker 2: and your manicured mo and they.
- 7:40Speaker 5: Go, nah, not behind it?
- 7:42Speaker 3: Yeah right, okay, outcome of the big poem that'll be
- 7:45Speaker 3: happening on the Heducky Big Shows Instagram story.
- 7:48Speaker 4: No, but what's your prediction later tonight.
- 7:49Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. Usually I don't do this. I predict
- 7:52Speaker 3: that because of our listeners, it'll be like, oh no,
- 7:54Speaker 3: I don't think you should wear that. Sixty percent though,
- 7:57Speaker 3: sixty forty in favor of no.
- 7:58Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm saying seven in favor of no, in favor
- 8:02Speaker 4: of no.
- 8:02Speaker 3: All right, well, you can vote on the Huducky Big
- 8:04Speaker 3: Shows Instagram poll. That'll be and we'll be recapping that
- 8:07Speaker 3: after six. Now, up next, a chance to win some cash. Jase, Yeah, mate,
- 8:10Speaker 3: trade wars, get in trade wars. So get ready to
- 8:12Speaker 3: call one hundred Hoducky you can win.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Five hundy the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 8:17Speaker 1: Minogue and Kisy.
- 8:19Speaker 2: Big there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show this Wednesday evening.
- 8:22Speaker 2: But right now we've got some.
- 8:25Speaker 7: This is breaking news.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Do you want me to trim that so it just
- 8:30Speaker 3: says breaking news? No, because it's like, right now we've
- 8:34Speaker 3: got some this is breaking news.
- 8:38Speaker 4: You're being picky keys.
- 8:39Speaker 2: No, I'm just just think that this gives it a
- 8:42Speaker 2: bit of gravitas.
- 8:43Speaker 3: It's just the way that you throw to it doesn't
- 8:45Speaker 3: make sense grammatically.
- 8:46Speaker 2: That doesn't matter. Put the punters don't mind that. Okay,
- 8:49Speaker 2: So can we do it again?
- 8:50Speaker 4: Please?
- 8:50Speaker 3: Okay, do you want to throw it again?
- 8:52Speaker 4: Let's throw to this.
- 8:54Speaker 7: This is breaking news.
- 8:56Speaker 3: Let's throw to this. This is breaking news.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Yeah, he's reiterating what I'm saying, right, you know what
- 9:01Speaker 2: I mean.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Let's throw to this because do you want to try
- 9:04Speaker 3: that to try? Just try that, try what. Let's go
- 9:09Speaker 3: to this.
- 9:10Speaker 2: Let's go to this because okay, let's go to this
- 9:16Speaker 2: because this this.
- 9:19Speaker 7: Is breaking news.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Too many of this is okay, but let's just move on.
- 9:23Speaker 3: It's fine, we'll figure out what.
- 9:25Speaker 4: I've still have.
- 9:25Speaker 2: Forgotten what the breaking news is now, because you've distracted
- 9:28Speaker 2: me with your pedantic.
- 9:29Speaker 4: Little whaler whaling.
- 9:32Speaker 3: The breaking news is that?
- 9:33Speaker 4: Hang on, can you play it again?
- 9:34Speaker 5: Oh?
- 9:34Speaker 3: I forgot? Okay, Ready, are you gonna throw to it?
- 9:36Speaker 3: Or do I just play it?
- 9:37Speaker 4: Yeah, let's throw to this.
- 9:39Speaker 7: This is breaking news.
- 9:44Speaker 4: David Nieker, the boxer, the boxer unbeaten? Is he the
- 9:48Speaker 4: really hot one.
- 9:49Speaker 3: He's the really hot one who's never been beaten?
- 9:51Speaker 4: And what way is he?
- 9:53Speaker 3: His cruise away?
- 9:55Speaker 4: And he's never been beaten? But how many fights is
- 9:57Speaker 4: the head?
- 9:58Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't got the statistics. He's had
- 9:59Speaker 3: a few. He's bloody good because he went to the Olympics.
- 10:01Speaker 4: Way he went to the Olympics. I remember that. Didn't
- 10:03Speaker 4: he get deduched?
- 10:05Speaker 3: No?
- 10:05Speaker 4: Okay, cool, we don't know how many fights he's won.
- 10:11Speaker 4: Can you google that please? Keezy?
- 10:13Speaker 3: All right, I'll get that right now. We'll hang on
- 10:15Speaker 3: your throw to the breaking news again.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Okay, well, let's throw to this.
- 10:18Speaker 7: This is breaking news.
- 10:27Speaker 4: How many fights has he won?
- 10:28Speaker 3: Who?
- 10:29Speaker 4: David Nieker?
- 10:30Speaker 3: Oh, David Nika na?
- 10:31Speaker 4: How do you say his name?
- 10:32Speaker 3: Nika Nika n y i ka. So he has had
- 10:38Speaker 3: nine bouts professional. He has an eighty eight point eight
- 10:41Speaker 3: nine KO rate. So the time he's gonna knock your
- 10:46Speaker 3: ass out. And he's hot, and he's hot. He's known
- 10:49Speaker 3: as the nice guy.
- 10:51Speaker 4: He's hot, he's a fighter. I remember, he's got green eyes.
- 10:55Speaker 3: He's got beautiful green eyes. And he is cut like
- 10:59Speaker 3: a he is cut, So go get out. So he
- 11:02Speaker 3: lost his first Oh, no, sorry, he's unbeaten in terms
- 11:06Speaker 3: of like professional fights, right, Okay, and he had eight,
- 11:09Speaker 3: he's had eight, and so this is going to be
- 11:11Speaker 3: his ninth though he's had nine's going to be his tenth, right,
- 11:14Speaker 3: I don't know, can you, Jase, can you if you're
- 11:16Speaker 3: gonna do you're gonna if you're gonna do breaking news,
- 11:20Speaker 3: can you get your facts right?
- 11:21Speaker 4: Please?
- 11:21Speaker 3: But hang on?
- 11:22Speaker 4: What you don't even want to do breaking news.
- 11:24Speaker 3: What you've done here is we've gone into breaking news
- 11:26Speaker 3: and you've asked me a whole lot of ultra specific
- 11:28Speaker 3: statistical questions.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Which you should know why, because that's a breaking news story.
- 11:34Speaker 3: All right, Well, here's the breaking news for you.
- 11:37Speaker 7: This is breaking news.
- 11:39Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Ship the Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
- 11:44Speaker 1: Radio Hodak.
- 11:44Speaker 2: Crimals Green There on the Radio Hodankey Big Show this
- 11:47Speaker 2: Tuesday evening. Now while old Keyes he was sunning himself
- 11:52Speaker 2: over in balley there, getting swimmer's ear and whatever else
- 11:55Speaker 2: he was getting over there, he stumbled upon quite by accent. Yeah,
- 12:01Speaker 2: an old Hordy j show.
- 12:03Speaker 3: It's one of those things where you're overseas, not ten
- 12:05Speaker 3: hour flight away in Indonesia, you.
- 12:07Speaker 4: Know, is that how long it is? Ten hours?
- 12:09Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about nine and a half, Okay, nine and
- 12:11Speaker 3: a quarterback.
- 12:12Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
- 12:13Speaker 3: And so you're over there and you've had a few
- 12:16Speaker 3: bin tangs, you're in bed, they've got a TV in
- 12:19Speaker 3: the hotel room. You're flicking through the channels to watch
- 12:22Speaker 3: the local stuff, and a local police show comes on.
- 12:24Speaker 3: And it turns out the guy very similar sounding to
- 12:26Speaker 3: Jason has voiced it, because you've voiced what's the one here?
- 12:29Speaker 3: Dog Squad, Dog Squad, Yeah, which if you haven't seen it,
- 12:31Speaker 3: it's on tv Z Plus. It's just you know, the
- 12:33Speaker 3: dogs saving the day. Basically, great show.
- 12:35Speaker 4: It is a great show.
- 12:37Speaker 3: And I heard this clip and it turns out it
- 12:40Speaker 3: is actually Jace Jaian Knight.
- 12:42Speaker 8: In Indonesian communities, at airports and behind prison wire, a
- 12:47Speaker 8: squad of dedicated monkey handlers on the job with their
- 12:51Speaker 8: trustee primate companions, swinging in and stopping danger at every turn.
- 12:56Speaker 8: This Haidi trained squad and cash busting, border bridge and
- 13:00Speaker 8: banana gobbling twenty four to seven. It's always a salomat
- 13:05Speaker 8: day at work for the monkey Squad. This time police
- 13:11Speaker 8: due only o in bubbles, swing into action to stop
- 13:15Speaker 8: a gang of scooter thieves.
- 13:17Speaker 5: What is it bubbles?
- 13:18Speaker 8: If you caught the center corrections monkey raffifi, howped sniff
- 13:23Speaker 8: out prison contraband?
- 13:24Speaker 5: All right, now pass it to me with your feet reffiki.
- 13:27Speaker 4: Good boy and drug monkey.
- 13:30Speaker 8: King Dong makes a pill stopping discovery at the border.
- 13:34Speaker 7: This is a great find.
- 13:35Speaker 3: King Dong will be getting all the bananas he can handle.
- 13:37Speaker 7: Up to this one.
- 13:39Speaker 8: It's always a salomat day at work for the Monkey Squad.
- 13:44Speaker 3: So I recorded that in my hotel room. That is
- 13:46Speaker 3: actually you, Jess, Yeah, man, it is me eighteen seasons.
- 13:49Speaker 2: You think dog squad is good, you should check out
- 13:52Speaker 2: Monkey Squad.
- 13:53Speaker 3: But this is the part I don't understand is they
- 13:56Speaker 3: have so many dogs in Bali, but they use monkeys
- 13:59Speaker 3: there to us people.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're wild dogs keezy, right, you know what
- 14:03Speaker 2: I mean? Okay, that's why we were worried about you
- 14:05Speaker 2: getting rabies.
- 14:06Speaker 3: Well that is one hundred percent true. Yeah, what it
- 14:10Speaker 3: just seems so you're going to think.
- 14:11Speaker 2: About monkeys too, of course, highly intelligent creatures.
- 14:16Speaker 3: Well pretty much, yeah, pretty much our brothers. Yeah, and
- 14:19Speaker 3: how do you how do you how do you train them?
- 14:22Speaker 3: Do you have to like give them a banana for
- 14:23Speaker 3: a good job, that sort of thing.
- 14:24Speaker 4: Oh, I don't train them keys, I just narrate the show.
- 14:31Speaker 4: Is that what when you stumbled upon Monkey Squad?
- 14:38Speaker 3: No, it isn't up nixt What's on TV with Mike
- 14:40Speaker 3: Minogue but without him The.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 14:45Speaker 7: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hoda Kei