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The Lonest Wolf | Son of a Boy Dad #226 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: The nineteenth, the nineteenth of the twentieth nineteen nineteenth. Today
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  Speaker 3: is the August, the August nineteenth, and we are here
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  Speaker 3: live from the Midtown Manhattan, from the Midtown Manhattan HQ three.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys say Upper west Side or the Upper
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  Speaker 1: west Side?
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  Speaker 3: Ooh, depends on the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I'm having your code switch, Yeah, to whom I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know, sometimes I'll be like, oh, I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 3: gotta go to Upper West or if you're like talking
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  Speaker 3: about if someone lives and go, oh they live in
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  Speaker 3: the upper West.
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  Speaker 1: What about East Village or the East village?
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  Speaker 3: Now it's always East Village.
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  Speaker 1: Really, branches, Where do you sit on this?
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  Speaker 5: That's a tough question. Actually, I'm kind of confused. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know. I can't hear it in my own head.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a sassy gay on TikTok saying you don't
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  Speaker 1: say upper west side, you say the upper west Side.
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  Speaker 1: It's like saying bronx instead of the bronx, and then
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  Speaker 1: he put this huge dick into his mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I would have flagged that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I guess right, I guess.
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  Speaker 5: I guess that. You know, I would abbreviate it maybe
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  Speaker 5: and say I'm upper where are you upper East? But
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  Speaker 5: if I otherwise, I would say the full the upper
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  Speaker 5: east side, the upper west Side.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone tagged the sassy gay and flame these boys
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  Speaker 1: flame it flamer hardly. I can't say that's a bad word, flamer.
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  Speaker 3: Except remember we used to say that that was that
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  Speaker 3: was what I had never no one my age ever
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  Speaker 3: said that. The first one I ever heard that was
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  Speaker 3: when uh Joey, yeah, the video guy for Neighborhood Eats.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was talking.
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  Speaker 3: He was referring to two dudes and he's like, these
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  Speaker 3: two fucking flamers were hitting on me, and I never heard.
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  Speaker 3: I was dying laughing. I thought he made that up.
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  Speaker 5: There was u somehow a scene from that movie Philadelphia
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  Speaker 5: where Denzel Washington represents Tom Hanks in a case about AIDS.
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  Speaker 5: I've never seen that. Now it's a classic, and I
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  Speaker 5: love Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks won the Oscar for Best
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  Speaker 5: Actor in consecutive years.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know the other film for which he won.
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  Speaker 3: When did it come out?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, early nineties or something like that, maybe
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  Speaker 5: the late eighties, even probably early nineties. It's obvious, it
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  Speaker 5: should be obvious.
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  Speaker 3: Sa Ryan.
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  Speaker 5: No, he didn't go for that.
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  Speaker 3: Gump bump fu.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Really, you think about how think about how progressive
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  Speaker 5: the Academy was that year that they in back to
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  Speaker 5: back years, they gave the Oscar two a gay man
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  Speaker 5: and then a man who.
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  Speaker 3: Was severely specially as special.
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  Speaker 5: They were really making a statement.
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  Speaker 1: Mick Mill had a mixtape called All flamers. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure, but it was about himself good music. It's
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  Speaker 1: about having sweet music.
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  Speaker 5: Oh he was fireflames. Okay, well you know he he's gay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's what we were told.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't say that. You be careful about that.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 5: Keep that line.
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  Speaker 3: That was like, I hope they forgive me for what
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  Speaker 3: I did with Pitt with Diddy Ei though it wasn't real.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 5: There was a scene though in that movie, and that
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  Speaker 5: popped up on my Instagram of Denzel Washington's in a
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  Speaker 5: bar and because he's representing Tom Hanks and everyone knows
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  Speaker 5: he's gay, the whole bar is absconding him for his defense. Yea,
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  Speaker 5: And they say he has to defend himself, and he's
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  Speaker 5: you know, he says, he says, Look, I don't like
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  Speaker 5: tooty fruities anymore than the next guy. That's not really Denzel,
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  Speaker 5: but that's the closest out. I don't like tooty fruities
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  Speaker 5: anymore than the next guy. But the law is the law.
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  Speaker 5: Did you forget about the law?
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty good, Denzel, No it's not.
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  Speaker 1: But he's a little more toothy, Yeah, more than the
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  Speaker 1: next guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's almost like Sean Connery.
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  Speaker 1: Is he's more than the next guy. Don't got nothing on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is.
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  Speaker 5: That's Sean Connery.
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  Speaker 1: Sean Connery and training day in James Bond. Yeah, interesting
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  Speaker 1: how we were still on.
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  Speaker 5: Denzel the bartender then steps in and he goes, well,
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  Speaker 5: at least we got one thing in common, Denzel, And
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  Speaker 5: Denzel says what and he goes, I don't like tooty
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  Speaker 5: fruity's either, And so tooty fruity was the slur for
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  Speaker 5: days term before Flamer.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, Little Richard had a song called Tooty Fruity.
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  Speaker 1: But it was like before people knew Little Richard was gay.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like having a gay old time.
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  Speaker 3: You know, tooty fruity is not bad. I can't imagine
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  Speaker 3: the gay community didn't like that.
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  Speaker 5: Fruity's an ice cream flavor. Yeah, that's how I know it.
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  Speaker 1: Or when you get a pancakes at I hop it's
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  Speaker 1: the rudy, too dy, freshman.
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  Speaker 5: Petty goodness with a mouthful.
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  Speaker 3: I usually just say, let me get a let me
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  Speaker 3: get a stack of flamers.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have butteredges on those?
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  Speaker 5: Dude? I don't think that the idea at this point
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  Speaker 5: in my life of ordering a stack of pancakes or
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  Speaker 5: French toast at breakfast, I might as well just shoot
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  Speaker 5: myself with a fucking syringe.
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  Speaker 1: Frances, play you play the healthy guy.
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  Speaker 3: I was with you this weekend. Wait you, I could
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  Speaker 3: see you ordering three stacks I had. I had a
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  Speaker 3: bad weekend. I really fell apart. This weekend we went.
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  Speaker 1: To the movies.
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  Speaker 3: Francis got a family sized bag and I'm like, I E.
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  Speaker 3: Gummy is more than most people on the planet. Frances
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  Speaker 3: got a family sized bag of watermelon sour Patch kids. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: Before the movie started, he was holding the pack open
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  Speaker 3: with having the sugar drain into his mouth.
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  Speaker 5: There are diabetic children in Africa whose sugar balance levels.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen someone do that. I've never seen someone
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  Speaker 3: like it before. It was a bottom of the bag
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  Speaker 3: of this. It was probably halfway through and that's a
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  Speaker 3: Frank the tank move. I told Move to take them
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  Speaker 3: because I didn't want them anymore. Mouke didn't have anything.
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  Speaker 3: Mommy wouldn't take them from not the con which would
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  Speaker 3: have saved me. I got a large popcorn. I was
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  Speaker 3: the only one that had any of it.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we didn't know you were sharing. We are.
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  Speaker 5: We are afraid of you. Let's establish that Muke and
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  Speaker 5: I are both afraid of you. It's like being with
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  Speaker 5: your mom when she's going through menopause. You are a
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  Speaker 5: fucking mom who is dealing with severe hot flashes around
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  Speaker 5: the clock.
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  Speaker 3: It's not true. True Now, Mouke's not afraid of me.
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  Speaker 5: When we when we ordered, when we got our snacks
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  Speaker 5: and stuff for the movie, I got a bag a
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  Speaker 5: huge bag of sour patch of watermelons and a bottle
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  Speaker 5: of water.
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  Speaker 3: They both got and Mook got nothing in the water.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. And I go walking from.
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  Speaker 1: A large diet coke and airhead.
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  Speaker 5: Extreme and we're walking from the concessions to the movie,
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  Speaker 5: excited to go to our movie, and Sass is going. Man,
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  Speaker 5: remind me never to go to a movie with YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Man. I did not say that.
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  Speaker 5: What did you say? It was very close.
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  Speaker 1: I said something.
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  Speaker 3: I was just making fun of that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys got water.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you were like, this is the These are
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  Speaker 5: the two worst movie companions I've ever had. And then
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  Speaker 5: I said to you, you might be the worst person
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  Speaker 5: I've ever hung out with. I've never seen like I'd
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  Speaker 5: never experienced it before, where like every single thing that
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  Speaker 5: comes out of your mouth is just unhappiness.
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  Speaker 3: Just the water bottle, water bottles, water bottle to the
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  Speaker 3: movies is crazy, and no popcorn is crazy.
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  Speaker 5: But if I don't I knew that I have a
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  Speaker 5: problem with sugar, I'm probably gonna crush the entire gigantic
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  Speaker 5: bag of sour Patch watermelons. Why do I need to
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  Speaker 5: layer soda on top of that? Because it's so good,
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  Speaker 5: but they don't go well together for me, that's too much.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, candy and soda don't go well together, but popcorn
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  Speaker 3: and soda go well together.
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  Speaker 5: If I had done a pop and mccorn, or if
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  Speaker 5: I'd known that you would be willing to share, the
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  Speaker 5: odds of you actually sharing your popcorn I didn't even conceive.
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  Speaker 3: I barely even like popcorn. I got a large popcorn,
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  Speaker 3: assuming that they were gonna eat most of it.
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  Speaker 5: You didn't tell us that I had like two.
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  Speaker 3: Handfuls of popcorn, and then we just had to throw
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  Speaker 3: away the full large Do.
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  Speaker 5: You know why I assumed you probably weren't sharing your popcorn.
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  Speaker 3: Because you're crazy?
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  Speaker 5: Because we were at the casino the night before and
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  Speaker 5: I was saying, let's bet the same bets at the
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  Speaker 5: roulette table, sas what are you betting? And you'd be like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. And then at the final second when
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  Speaker 5: they were like last call, place your bets, you'd be like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: to bet on top of you. If I put money
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  Speaker 5: on red first, you would just put it on black.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true. We did bet the same multiple times.
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  Speaker 5: And you wouldn't even talk. Also, you were mad that
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  Speaker 5: I was trying to be supportive a team player.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the hottest streak maybe ever in roulette,
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  Speaker 3: and he comes over and he's trying to hop on.
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  Speaker 1: But isn't it fun to bet with other people?
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  Speaker 5: I would do? He hates betting with me.
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  Speaker 3: I did bet with him. I'm playing and the outside.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like, what am I supposed to Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna do. I have to tell you every single bet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do black, and then I'm gonna do seven
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  Speaker 3: thirteen thirty three.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, you know it's so hard as you're placing,
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  Speaker 5: you want to give one chip in his hand.
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  Speaker 3: He couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: He he couldn't handle all the bets I was doing.
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  Speaker 3: I won. I beat the casino this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Here up, Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Beat that he doesn't like winning together.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true?
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  Speaker 3: When I bet on sports, I bet on the same
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  Speaker 3: thing with everyone i'm with with who we weren't betting
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  Speaker 3: on sports with Guardini? Yeah, if i'm if I'm with Guardini.
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  Speaker 5: Mouke and I both wanted to play black jacks and
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  Speaker 5: come play back each other.
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  Speaker 3: Are bets every week, and I and I take all
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  Speaker 3: the bets that he has.
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  Speaker 1: We were we were.
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  Speaker 5: We were saying, hey, come sit at the blackjack table.
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  Speaker 5: It's so funny. He goes, I'm not doing that. I'm
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  Speaker 5: not doing that, making all of this up. And then
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  Speaker 5: I tried to play what are you what are you
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  Speaker 5: talking about? No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: You said, come play Routte. I said, You're come play
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  Speaker 3: black jack and I said, well, I'm playing roulette.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 5: You were like, I'm not, I'm not doing that. There's
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  Speaker 5: no way I'm doing that. So you said I don't.
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  Speaker 5: As you were walking to the casino and Muke and
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  Speaker 5: I were like, come on, it's so fun and so
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  Speaker 5: fun to win as a team playing blackjack, and you
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  Speaker 5: were like, no, I'm gonna play Reutte We're like, okay.
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  Speaker 5: So we stood next to you and tried to play
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  Speaker 5: roulette with you, and it was as if we were
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  Speaker 5: giving you fucking COVID.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we're playing big hands.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be that's cash to everything I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I can't be turning around, going guys, let's all do
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  Speaker 3: black now. You got to make your own decisions at
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  Speaker 3: some point in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Francis, were you licking the chips before you put them down?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Was that it.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't doing anything wrong. I was just trying to
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  Speaker 5: be noticed.
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  Speaker 3: How he's noticed, How he's not noticed that he's not
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  Speaker 3: he's not talking about the results at the end of
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  Speaker 3: the night.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I want a hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: He won one hundred, mook lost a hundred. I won
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  Speaker 3: six hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 5: No, you didn't. You won three hundred and fifty.
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  Speaker 3: You walked six hundred, three hundred and fifty. What the
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  Speaker 3: fuck are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: That's what you told us. No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: I said I won six fifty multiple times.
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  Speaker 5: I thought you said. I thought you said you walked
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  Speaker 5: out with six fifty.
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I put one hundred in and I and
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  Speaker 3: I walked out with seven fifty.
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's too bad you didn't give any of that
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  Speaker 5: to Mooke.
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  Speaker 1: Because no wonder he was buying a single water and I.
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  Speaker 5: Was taking the bus to fucking the show, and.
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  Speaker 3: You know, bro, you wouldn't him bet with you? And
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  Speaker 3: he was just I neverday couldn't bet with me. The
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  Speaker 3: table was packed and we're I'm not going to be like, guys,
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  Speaker 3: squeeze in here so we can all bet.
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  Speaker 5: The same hand, he firmly believes that if we had
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  Speaker 5: bet bet with him at the roulette table, he would
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  Speaker 5: not have won that much Jordan profit. That's not true
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  Speaker 5: at all because we were not part of it.
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  Speaker 1: That there's a finite amount of winning that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels vindicated because this is he literally slander.
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  Speaker 3: It's not I'll have a lawyer be in.
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  Speaker 1: FaceTime, Mook because none of this is true. See what
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  Speaker 1: Mook saying.
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  Speaker 3: You're making it out like I'm sitting there and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: get away from me. It was literally I sat down
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  Speaker 3: to the table. You came over and you said, you
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  Speaker 3: said let's bet together, and I said okay, and then
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  Speaker 3: you said you actually what actually happened was you put Uh.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think what you're saying right now is true,
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  Speaker 5: because this is not true.
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  Speaker 3: Did you put something on you put something on the outside,
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  Speaker 3: you put red, and then I placed the inside. I
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  Speaker 3: put something on black, and you said you're gonna bet
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: against me, and then I moved my thing too black
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: to bet with you.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: Did it work?
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: We both lost? So I think I moved my I
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: moved my chips multiple times to bet with you, because
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: you're in my ear going, m you're gonna bet against me.
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: I can't believe You're just You're just this is like,
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: that's not true.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: That literally, where's the next day and we'll all put
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: the same exact hand down and we all lost.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: We got fucked.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: We went the next day and we we had like
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: a ten minute wait at the uber and we were like,
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: let's go do one spin and we all put it
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: on black and then we got zeros.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, so nobody won. Get mook on the line.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Getting on the line, Hey pal, you're on son of
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: a boy dad. Okay. So we're trying to remember how
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: it went at the roulette table, because my recollection was
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: that Sas did not want us betting the same bets
• 15:38
  Speaker 5: that he was betting, and he seems to think that
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: he would move his chips to actually bet on the
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: same bets that we were betting. Could you could you
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: give a neutral.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Up never played roulette and just let him speak my
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: oh shit, so hold.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: On, I'm looking for a room.
• 15:52
  Speaker 10: My neutral take is you two were just being doing
• 15:56
  Speaker 10: your whole little like big brother little little sisters.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I feel you're the little sister in that.
• 16:02
  Speaker 10: By the way, I know Francis really wanted to bet
• 16:05
  Speaker 10: with SaaS, and SaaS was kind of just like lone
• 16:08
  Speaker 10: wolfing it.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, you can play roulette.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: We don't have to be holding hands while we're playing.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: How was he lone wolf?
• 16:16
  Speaker 10: I don't know if he directly faded your bets or
• 16:19
  Speaker 10: against you, but there was definitely some diabolical stuff going.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: You would be dilical diabolical stuff. I don't go to
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: casinos often.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: I'm going I'm going to win and I'm not gonna
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: sit there holding hands with Francis being like, all right,
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: should we do black thirty three? I don't know, that
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: seems crazy.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: I didn't ask, I didn't say that. I was like,
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: what are you gonna bet? And you'd be like you
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: came over.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: My last my last hand comes over. He goes, what
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: are you gonna bet? I've already got the whole table covered.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: I've already bet.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the ball, the dice is actively spinning already.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: And he would he would think. It seemed to be
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: that he thought if I were to bet on top
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: of him that that would mean he would.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: Lose as a neutral party. I can't confirm, yes, exactly,
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: because that's not true. Why would I think that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: You took what he just said is a fucking confirmation
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: of your side? Yes, okay, one more question, mook, One
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: more question. Uh. Last, The last question is this. You
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: and I were lobbying him to join us at the
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: blackjack table for some team family.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: And I said I don't want to play blackjack.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Yes, And didn't he say I'm not doing that?
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Oh for sure? Yeah, he was out, he was out
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: on the team game.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't want to play blackjack. I wanted to
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: play roulette.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: He didn't say, like, oh, guys, I'd love to, but
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: I'd prefer to play roulette. He went, I'm not I'm
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: not doing that.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, if we're gonna be if we're gonna be
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: smearing my good name. Why don't we tell the story
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: about how you got a dude kicked out of the
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: table on.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: I freaking love that story.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I'm happy, thank you a guy with all of his friends.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Francis mortified him and had him remar from the table.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Thousand word blog on this. I'm not trying to hide
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: that ship.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Trying to make me out to be the bad guy here.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: You are the bad guy and is our friendship not
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: at all. I'm doing everything I can to be your friend. Dude.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I went into the roulette table. I went into the
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: casino said I'm gonna play roulette.
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: I feel like Will Smith, like, why won't he love me?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: In fucking uh freshprint?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: What is your what is your stance on this round?
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: If you go to a casino, do you have to
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: play with everyone?
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Or can you play what you want?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: That's not the question. You're not oversimplifying.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's way more fun if everybody at the
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: table wins together. Like those are the moments of being
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: in a casino where it's like you see someone else's
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: table when everybody erupts because everybody just won, whether it
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: be craps or fucking blackjack or not blackjack, craps a roulette.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Those are like the moments where it's just like, those
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: are the things you remember forever when everybody wins together.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: I had a dude sit down next to me and
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: he said, what are you betting on? And I said
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: nineteen to thirty six? And then he put it on
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: nineteen to thirty six and we both want we fist bumped.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: I'm glad you made friends.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying the city of Ropper casino etiquette.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that you it's maybe it maybe maybe, like.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: With all the strangers, just Jack subtle, What.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna what are you gonna put it on?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Not like we gotta do this.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Oh my enthusiasm was what precluded kind of from time.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Why are you just embraced being a lone wolf because.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not a lone wolf?
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah you are. You're the lonest wolf.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: There's never been a wolf more alone.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: No the lone wolves. Do you think you guys are
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the lone wolves when you're all together?
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: He is, for me and Moukart part of a pack.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: He got astray from the pack.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: If you want to co up six fifty.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: I don't know how you deny the lone wolf allegation
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: and then say that which validates it in the next breath. Bruh,
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: all right, we'll tell the story about this guy.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: This makes me insanely jealous. I wish I was shown
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: by a little again to us. The casino was terrible.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: You just said you won six x to what you
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: put in I did. That was sick.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: But aside from that.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: The casino was so bad that we went in while
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: we were waiting for Uber to go to the movie.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: We couldn't stay away. And he put he won one
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: hundred bucks on Roulette and had printed out as a
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: ticket and he put in his pocket because we had
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: to go to the movie. And then like that night,
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I was like it was our last night in Cleveland,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: and he was like, I was like, are you gonna
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: go back back to the casino to get your hundred bucks?
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: And he like, couldn't even be bothered.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: He left.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: I wasn't going there by myself to the to that
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: left this sketchiest place I've ever been.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: It was so bad, dude. The that area of Cleveland
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: is not great stuid the homeless people there are and
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: they're they're in incredible shape, really.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: They john with you.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: If you pick up they're they're they're going to match
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: your pace. Really, Hello, can I get some money for
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: bus Fair? Sorry? I don't have it? Oh well there's
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: an ATM right here. Oh I don't have my ATM card.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Do you have zell Chase Quickpay, Venmo.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Chase Quickbay, They got Chase quick Bite, they.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Got everything bro that. These guys aren't actually digitized.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: They coined up to thirty.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: They've got QR codes tattooed on their forearms.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: It was super sketchy.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Why don't they just I feel like everybody just steals
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: bus Fair. I saw that there's like six hundred million
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: dollars in stolen bus fair in New York this past year.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Not in Cleveland. You know, you have to drivers are
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: probably strapped.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably beating ass. Yeah damn. So what happened
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: with the guy at the You got a guy kicked
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: out of his own bachelor party, in.
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: His bachelor party, and again, I just wrote a blog
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: about this. Uh, here's what was happening, sas, And I
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: excuse me not, sass? How could I have He wasn't there?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: I was directed, he wasn't. No, we were across from
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: the aisle from you.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: No, I were legitimately direct, like your back was like
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: against my back.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: No, that was a different night. That table wasn't the
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: one that had this happened. Oh okay, that was probably
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: the Thursday night. But Thursday night we went for like
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: fifteen minutes either way. Uh so here's what happened. So sat,
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Mouke and I sat down at a table and there
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: were there was a guy in the first position, guy
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: in the second position, empty seat, guy in the fourth position,
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: empty seat. And so Muke and I said, you guys
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: mind if we join you midshew. They said, no problem.
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: We sit down. I'm on the final spot, the anchor,
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: so I'm dealt my cards last right, and the guy
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: to my right was just not playing by basic strategy
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: at all, flagrantly disobeying basic strategy. And you know, it
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: was a twenty five dollars minimum hand table, so it
• 22:21
  Speaker 5: wasn't the lowest minimum table. I think they had fifteen
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: and maybe they even had ten.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: So you're basically high rollers.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: In Cleveland.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: It's a lot of bus fairs, it's like twenty five
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: and then they have like a one thousand dollars max.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: So you were high rollers.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: We were not in the high roller area, but we
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: were in. We were in. We were not at the minimums.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Ye got it. And the guy to my right, I mean,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: he's you know, he's staying on fifteen when the dealer
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: is showing ten. He's not splitting when he should, he's
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: not doubling when he should. I don't care about that.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: The fact that he was hitting on like thirteen, fourteen,
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: fifteen when the dealer's showing like nine, eight, ten, Ace
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: started to piss me off because I was to his left.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: So then I would get the car. He would stay
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: like a coward, and I will and he'd be like,
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: I'm not feeling it. I just know there's a ten
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: under there. I know it. And then I would get
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: the next card and it would be like a six,
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: which would have given him fucking twenty one or twenty,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: and then I'd have to hit again, and I would
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: bust because I was playing by basic strategy, and then
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: the deal would flip over cards and make a hand
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: of twenty one and the whole table would lose. And
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: this happened like three times, three or four times, to
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: the point where I was the dealer starts shaking his
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: head and being like, should have hit, couldn't help himself,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: and then I'm like, well, I start kind of gently
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: being like because he's hemming and hauling, He's like, I
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: don't know if I should hit. I'm like, well, the
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: book says you should probably hit, and he's like, ah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna stay. I'm like, okay. So after this happened
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: four times, whole table loses again. We're losing all of
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: our money. Mooke's losing his money. I said, I'll, uh,
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: would you do you mind if we switch seats me
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: and the guy? Yeah, So that would put him in
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: the anchor, and then my cards wouldn't be affected by him.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: He's still going to fuck up for the dealer and like,
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: probably not have the cards be the way they should
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: fit the table, but at least I'm not affected. And
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: he was like okay, fine, in a huff, grabs his chips.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: We switch seats and he's like. I was like, I
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: just want to be closer to my friend. I want
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: to play next to my buddy, and he goes, that's
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: not why you're switching with me. I was like, no,
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: it's not, You're right, it's because you're not playing according
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: to the way you're you know, you're typically supposed to play.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: And he goes, all right, you know what, I'm not
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: even gonna play here. I'm going to go to some
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: other table. And the second he left, we started winning. Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: it was like we had Do you ever see that
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: movie Master and Commander Crow. It's great Russell Russell Crowe.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: They run into a series of bad luck win stops.
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: They get disease on board, all these things, and they
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: on the first mate or one of the mates, and
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: he starts to get superstitious and thinks it's his fault,
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: so he takes a cannon ball into his hands and
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: jumps overboard and sinks to the bottom of Davy Jones's locker.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: The moment he's dead, the fortunes of the ship turn around.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Really, so you tell me, well, you're you're skipping out
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: on the part. When then when he left, and then
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: you went.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: Well, I haven't told it yet. I haven't skipped it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I just haven't arrived.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, it's our best friend.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: No, they didn't say that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: They didn't say best friend.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: They did admit it was his bad. They were there
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: for so I was the asshole. I was the asshole.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: But we all want money. We all everybody that remained
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: at that table after he left started winning money.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Sadly, I am on that guy's side. I get it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: I'll be the bad guy.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Sadly, I think that, or read through let table, we
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: never would have done that.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I think you're within your rights to play play chaotically
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: because there's no heart. It's not a hard rule. I agree,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: it's like a societal like I mean it, definitely, I
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: would have been frustrated if I were you, if I
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: were trying to play by the book.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: That's why I almost felt like my suggestion of us
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: switching seats felt like a middle ground. It's still passive,
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: aggressive and douchey for me, but I thought, I'm not
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: telling him to leave the table. I'm not telling him
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: to start playing the right way, just saying like, look, well,
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I don't want to keep getting your fucked up cards
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: that you're supposed to be getting yourself, and all of
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: us get fucked as a result.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Like I've had, I've been the other way where I'm
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: trying to just play probably the same way that this
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: dude's playing, and the dealer's like, well, you really should
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: do this. I'm like, oh, thanks, daddy, thanks for telling
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: me exactly what to do. Daddy, Should you want to
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: hold my hand while I make my bets?
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: They do know, the dealers know, and this is a
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: crazy thing about black They'll tell you what you're supposed
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: to actually, mathematically, do you have a fucking lifeline like
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: you have the hint option?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I inherently distrust that, even though there is
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: mathematics in the book involved. I'm like, well, I know
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: who you work for. I know you're working for the
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: fucking casino exactly.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: Good gambler. What do you think about my thing there?
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Do you play black jacket all too much?
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: If I was that kid that was my bachelor party,
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: I would have killed myself. I'd say, there's probably a
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: chance that he did.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: If I were that kid and I were having my
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: bachelor party at Jack Casino in Cleveland, I would kill myself.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: You have to you have to check the police blodder
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: to see if any bodies floated up on Laky or whatever. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they did. What's the response to your block?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Because I bet that people who are very serious gamblers
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: are in lock set with you who people who are
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like this, I you're supposed to play. This is how
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: everybody at the table can win.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I texted Dave about it. I'm trying to find any
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: reason I can to text Dave right now.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Did he respond?
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: He did, Well, you.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: And I saw I looked over at your phone this
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: weekend and you and Dave were sending to like paragraphs.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I was like, what the they we're.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Tight because he talked about you on the un Named show?
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: Did he yeah? Yeah, he'd also that was a little misleading.
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: He said that I texted him right after I told
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: him I was getting divorced to be like, by the way,
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: are you going to be in montau Montalk this summer?
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Let's hang out? I texted that. I think I texted
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: that like weeks later when I was heading out to
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Montalk and I knew I was going, and I wanted
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: to see if there was a chance he was going
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: to be there because I thought, you know, maybe we
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: could have some grilled corn together.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, grilled corn sounds like crowdication corn made watermelon watermelon
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: on there?
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Put some uh, And I said, are you going to
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: be in montalkat all this summer? And he goes not
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: much probably, and that was.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: That he was there while I was there at texted,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: h are you doing anything tonight?
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: No?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Well he wasn't doing anything.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Did you guys do anything?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: No? He didn't. He didn't. He said he wasn't doing anything.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's usually like the invitation to be like, no,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not doing anything. What are you doing?
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Do you want to?
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I told him all of my plans really yeah, but ustard,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: absolute bastard. But what paragraphs were you texting?
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: I'd send him the explanation of that story. I said,
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: I have a gambling question for you. This is what's happening.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Who's in the right, who's in the wrong. And he
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: was like, some people will do it. I don't think
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: I don't think it matters. He doesn't. He doesn't care
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: if someone's not playing.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: By the book by the book.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: But at the time Stave is going to be playing
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: in the fucking highest mistakes rooms where everyone would be
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: playing by the.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Book, he plays in the tunnel of game.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Or if you had a two hundred
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars hand and you weren't playing by the book,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: that would be pretty frustrated.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: I think the I think the general response to my
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: blog is like it all depends on the table stakes,
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Like if you're playing at a fifty to one hundred
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: dollars minimum table, like people should be playing according to
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: basics STA, But if you're at the lower tables, and
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know what that cutoff is, I would have
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: thought twenty five dollars in Cleveland would have been the
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: high roller echelons.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: The people at the twenty five dollars tables were wearing
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: like tuxes.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, it was like casino roy Yeah. Yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: They just had like a Rolex on the table, a
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Diet Coke for you, putting their time X watching to
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: the table, Like yeah, I'll put the keys of my
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Honda Civic in there too.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: It was pretty crazy.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Then after that guy left a lot of the other
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: members of the bachelor party gathered behind us and were mistakes.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: They were like watching because two of their buddies were
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: still playing and we were all winning now, and they
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: were like rooting us on. And the guy who was
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: the most vocal of that group agreed with me and
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: was like, yeah, you got you gotta know when to hit,
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: you gotta know blah blah, blah.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Did you explain it to all the guys, why why
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you were Yeah, they were like, don't worry about him,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: he's a little grouchy or something.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's pissed. I feel bad he went and
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: got a fifteen dollars hooker.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do feel bad, But you know, none of
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: that compares to the breakdown of our friend show.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Don't try and don't try and spin this back my way.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I wasn't kicking people off the time.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: You were kicking me off that table.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I never kicked you off the table. You could have
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: easily sat down and played We gotta.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Do choose your own adventure of if SaaS had gotten
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: the big popcorn and you all had shared the popcorn,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: because I think there's a world where SaaS would also
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: get mad, being like, they ate all my popcorn.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: That's all he wanted us.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: That's my move is I by I just thought I
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: was doing a nice thing. I was like, I'm gonna
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: buy the big popcorn.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: He wanted us to eat his popcorn so that he
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: could be mad at us for eating his popcorn. That's
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: what he is, that's what he does.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: You guys have mental problems.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Who's you, guys?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: What?
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Who's you guys? You too? I have met the problems. Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? The one that just ingested
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: that entire idea.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: This is how he's been all weekend. He's in a mood.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not in a mood at all.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Rude, he's uh, this is how he's going to be
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: for a while.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Are you unhappy?
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. Got home last night. Space is
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: all clean. That's my big thing these days, taking care
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: of my landscape.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Make your bed every morning. Yeah, staves off mental d exactly.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I am escaping your landscape. Sharp. Uh. I got a
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: wife for that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Must be nice. I remember that. I remember those.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Days, says I am with you on one thing that
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're intentionally doing this, but I
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: saw a tweet that you said that, like this website
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Twitter is for people who have like mental challenges or whatever.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: But I appreciated you not using the arsler and the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: or I'm I'm I think I'm basically out on the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: arsler and the f slur. Really, because everybody people are
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: saying to it's becoming corny. It's such like a light
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: crutch where people will say, like the Arsler and the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: f slur and people will be like.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did he have the balls to say that?
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: It's also like I've seen like twenty viral tweets that
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: people being like retard is so back, and then everything's
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: like totally yes.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Or like so many comedy specials where people are just
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: like sprinkling in the f slur and people are like what, Yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: it's a spitting in the face of the establishment. Yeah,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: so I'm back to my puritanical ways.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Pretty much, change should be the only one that's allowed
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: to say it, and everyone else should go back to
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: the traditional ways.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Even him. You know, bro, you're saying the Billy goats
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: the one that could say it. Yeah, the ghats the
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: only one that could fucking rip still pretty much. Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: does he even use it that often?
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: I think that's just when people started saying it again.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: That he was the pioneer. Yeah, he put his.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Flag in terms of stand up.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: It felt like that, you think, Yeah, I saw, I didn't.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I think Joe Rogan said it in.
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: His probably but that's Joe Rogan. Yeah, game changer, but yeah,
• 34:12
  Speaker 11: game changer, pioneer. Yeah, Tony did Tony say it sure
• 34:18
  Speaker 11: of soft limits? What do you think people.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Are over You think people are over using it as
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: like a light shock value moment.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Where Yeah, probably, But I also think that, you know,
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: like anything, there's a ray, there's a way to write
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: a good joke that uses the word, and there's a
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: way to write a lame, low hanging fruit joke that
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: uses the word.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably true.
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Just because it's like coming back in Vogue or something
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: doesn't mean that there won't still be good jokes that
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: use it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: True, true, true. I'm not trying to police people's usage
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: of it, but I'm just done giving people a fucking
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: pat on the back for the bravery of using it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, how brave?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah he really Wasn't that tweet crazy?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: You see that tweet that I put?
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: You said you saw the tweet?
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Ye?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I can't, dude. Social media is so bad. It's like
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: like I go on it for like thirty minutes and
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: then I'm like, I hate my life and myself and
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: this app see like it makes me miserable, but I
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: just go on and just get furious.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: It's just so on. Learning how to use chopsticks. It's
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: like the it's just everything is so fucking dumb.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: It's like the video of of this Asian girl explaining
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: how to do chopsticks and then some fucking loser dude
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: at home like following like stitching himself into the video
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: being like like that's it, and it has like one
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand likes, and it's like, dude, you're fucking forty
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: years old.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: You don't know how to use chopsticks. Well, dude, I'll
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: be honest, like I had to crash course myself on
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: how to use chopsticks before I went to Japan, but
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: that's just trash.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: You could have used them before that. You want to
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: know how to use the proper way.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I want to be able. I wanted to be real
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: nice with it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: I wanted to never post that video of you smiling
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: into like a light, being like look what I did,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Like that's fucking insane.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I agree, I think that it is a clownish, but
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: what I mean they were helpful tutorial videos.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then all the comments are like, man, I've
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: learned more from this app than I have ever did
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: at school. Yeah, maybe listen at school for three seconds.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, school sucks, but I think I do find
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: learning to be fun as a as an older gentleman.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: And I don't think like school isn't teaching basic human function,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Like they're not teaching Oh, this is what a fork does.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: That's kind of supposed to be taught at home or
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: like just something that you learn by yourself.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: But that's why forks are inherently superior. Yeah, they are intuitive.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Forks are intuitive except for Ramen. I mean people. Then
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Nicky smokes like tweet about Ramen being like, I love Ramen,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: but I just hate going back and forth with my
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: fork in my spoon.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: I thought it was kind of a spoon only I
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: thought Ramen you ate with chopsticks and then you drink, Yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: chopsticks and slur it's kind of authentic.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I've always every time I've ever gone to a real
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Romen place, I have they get that big ass spoon.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: M Yeah that it is tough to get the noodles
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: in with that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you use the choppies and slurp down the choppies. Yeah,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm a fucking Ramen fiend.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: The sock the Ramen out of them. Yeah, Ramen's great.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: So it's like that's like a top five food for me.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, I.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: Love Ramen list five. I will cheeseburger number one, lobster
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: number two, tacos number three, steak four, Ramen.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Wow. Graphic him.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: That's pretty that's pretty accurate. I think for myself it's
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: always been cheeseburger, lobster, pizza.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, you didn't say pizza.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I didn't say pizza. I meant to say taco. Taking
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: a sala up there, But I don't eat it enough
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: for it to be one of my tops.
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: I ate it last night, really, and then I heated
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: it this morning and ate it for breakfast, which was
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: a mistake. I had Indian food for breakfast, so good.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Though it is good, go to that place that's whole
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: as bachelor life.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: I know we should have having it at night where
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: the amount of salt and cream just threw. You can't
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: drink enough water at night now to sleep through the night.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: That's a guaranteed three am waked. I can't bereave touching
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: your tongue. Your finger gets stuck to your tongue because
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: it's so dry.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: We were having that conversation about like foods that you
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: you know, how unhealthy are based on how thirsty you are,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: and I pad tie last night and within seconds, I
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: was just dying to drink anything.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Anything but eating. Eating it, reheating it in the morning
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: is like.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I've never had Indian food would last more than thirty minutes,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: let alone make it the night.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, I order a ton because I like to have options.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: It's one of the best leftover food.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: It really is. It's stews in its own flavors. So
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: I've got some more left and I'll probably hit that
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: again tonight.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: How much did you get?
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Man? A lot?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Got? Did you get too?
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: I got an order of chicken tikka masala. I got
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: the sag paneer, which is the sort of wilted spinach
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: with the cream and the chunks of cheese. Then I
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: got the Lamb egg rolls, which is unbelievable. I got
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: the Lamburg Yanni and they give you a huge portion
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: of that.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: That's so much, so much food, literally a family.
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: I got side of the mango chutney, which I love.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: I love that mango chat.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Do you just have a spoonful of one of everything?
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: I just create a plate and sort of I like
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: I like to blend the edges.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Were you watching like a nice movie or something?
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I started watching Mad Max Curiosa again. Wow, but
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: then I was really tired by eight thirty because I
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: drank a bottle of white wine.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ a goovert remeiner gavert reminer goes the best
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: with Indian At eight thirty.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I had a whole shabe.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Having a whole bottle of wine by eight thirty on
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: a Sunday is crazy.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Like nobody said I was doing well right now? Are
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: you guys under the impression that I'm presenting myself as
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: like some model citizens.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: I assumed you walk out every.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: I come out, and I'm like, I did X. I
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: just drank a whole bottle of wine, I meaning Indian
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: food three.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Meals and walked out of the kitchen and all the
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Indian food and the wine was still out, and you
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: were like breakfast deserved people.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: People started right where you left. Walk up from your chair,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: so warm own spices. Yeah, don't mind if I do
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: twinkle a couple drops of white wine anosa one first
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: thing in the morning.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: You know, I keep my apartment incredibly clean, and somehow
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: escape that level of makes me think that it's okay
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: for me to let the rest of my life go. Yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: and uh, Yeah, that's where we're at right now. We're
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: just finding the bottom of the rabbit hole.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: It goes so much deeper.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's there's always levels to the rock bottom.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: But I think that that's that you're there. That's like
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: a nice form of self pampering. That's some shit that
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I would like that I would do living alone.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: I mean I didn't drink the wine from the bottle.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: I drink it out of a Xalto art wine glass,
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: which you know, they're like one hundred and thirty dollars.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: You cannot put them in the dishwasher.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: One time when I lived, when we lived in Hell's kitchen. Oh,
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: and do you remember when when we lived in Hell's
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Kitchen and we went to see we went to see
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Tim dillonet Carolines and Duke's was gonna come and then
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: we were like, we don't actually have the ticket. And
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: then we came home and he was just like surrounded
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: by bottles of wine stand up on the TV.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: I was preparing myself to laugh tonight and I'm gonna
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: fucking laugh, and he was drinking him straight out of
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: the bottle. And we were like, oh, this is so bad.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Wait more than one out of the bottle.
• 42:15
  Speaker 12: Yeah, he was like three bottles deep and he was
• 42:24
  Speaker 12: watching stand up on TV. It was so sad. I
• 42:28
  Speaker 12: felt so bad, dude, oh man.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Because we were going to a show and we were like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: we thought we had an extra ticket, and then we
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: didn't have an extra ticket, and then we came back
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: and he was watching stand up on TV.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: It was probably like when you're gonna have a big
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: dinner and you starve yourself all day. He's probably like,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't laugh all day.
• 42:49
  Speaker 13: And I held in all my avoided jokes all day
• 42:54
  Speaker 13: because of this, I'm gonna get my fucking multiple bottles
• 42:58
  Speaker 13: of wine is insane.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just around you.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: I've never had even a full glass of wine.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Yes it is a full glass.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I never liked wine. Yeah, I think I tried, and
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: then I was like, let me just get a Miller
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: light or something.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Whine's great.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably I think it's like an acquired taste. Though.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Probably what happened.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: There were some funny things that happened with us this weekend, though.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: How are the shows?
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: The shows were good. Yeah, the late show Saturday was rough,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: but aside from that, they were a little a.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Little undone at that point, because there was a Brown's
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: preseason game and everyone in Cleveland just sets their clock
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: around the Browns, right.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: I went into the bathroom after my set, and there
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: was a dude in there, and he was like, I
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: started drinking way too early, and I just stumbled out
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: of the bath you were in there. I went in,
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: and then I didn't do well on the Late Show
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: on Saturday, at least I don't think I did.
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: You did better than you thought you were, right. It
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: was a little bit like Madison where you couldn't hear
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think you could hear the laughter of the
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: people that were under the overhang, yeah, and so a
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: lot of that was swallowed. And like I was sitting
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: to watch your sets and you were doing really well.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Oh I know is that I left the I got
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: off stage.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: And Francis went on after me, and I was like,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: that was fucking rough. And then I went and I
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: sat in the green room and I like bitched to
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: myself and Muke and one of the waitresses for like
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: ten minutes and then uh, and then I went to
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: the bathroom and there was a dude in the bathroom
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: and he didn't say anything, and I was like, oh, man,
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I must have really done bad. This dude's not even
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: gonna say, like, what's up? Yeah, and then he and
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: then I realized that he was so drunk he just
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: didn't see me. And then he turned and he was like,
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: no fucking way. And then he just and then he
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: just went and washed his hands, and then he said
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: to himself, he said, I started drinking way too early.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: One of my favorite scenes for any comedy movie ever
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: is the Hangover when Zach Alfanacas they wake up in
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: the ruined hotel room. Yeah, and Zach alpha Acus goes
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: to pee. I think he's only wearing a T shirt
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: and so he's dressed like Winnie the Pooh and he's
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: peeing and the tiger is in the bathroom and he
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: peas and he sort of turns gently and looks at
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: the tiger and I think he like peas all over
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: the floor and then and his eyes are so bleary,
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: and then he turns back and keeps peeing and the
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: toilet and then does a double take and like the room.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: But the way that he acts peeing super fucked up
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: is so authentic to that horrible morning pee after you're
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: just like completely bleary eyed, delirious, don't know what's going on.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: I'm still drunk.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: It is a great feeling. Yeah, but uh, what happened?
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: What happened to the Galafanakis. He's probably just counting millions.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Has he crushed the movies recently? He really had a
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: nice moment.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: He did a dramatic journe I mean, he was great
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: in bird what's it called? Birdman? Was excellent. He was
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: very good in that. He's done some stuff on Broadway,
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I think, and he had that great web series between
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: two Ferns.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: But I think just that era of Saturday Conversations I
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: call it, Yeah.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Nice, that was a banger that show.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Uh, that era of great comedy has dried up. People
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: lost their flavor for it. I blame gen Z. I've
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: started blaming them for everything.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: No, they're they're Jackie and Pav said that they're h
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: they're the funniest generation.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: They are Z is really Yeah.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: That's crazy news to me. I wouldn't give it. I
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: wouldn't give it to millennials. That's the other thing. He's
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: so down on himself and I did. I spent the
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: whole weekend trying to lift him up, and this thing.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Both do this thing where they start and make making
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: fun of me by complimenting me.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: Now that's you, I don't know, being able to accept.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: You're saying it in the most sarcastic tone.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: That's an example, because Francis is really good and I'll say, like,
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I'll say something and I'll be like
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: you're the best or something like that, and it's like
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I'm joking, but I'm serious, Like I am serious, I'm like,
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: you are very good. And then he just gets like
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: he like can't accept that.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: And then because you're saying, you're saying a nice thing sarcastically,
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: and it's almost like you're double negativing the compliment. So
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to take it. And I let
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: you the two of you just riff and be like
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: it's killer over here. This fucking guy one of the
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: best two hundred you'll be on Rogan like and they
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: go on and I'm like, what's what's happened? I don't
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: get it. I don't know what I'm supposed to do
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: with that. And then I'm like, are you guys fucking
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: with me? And they're like No, actually we think we
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: think you're pretty good.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: We do actually think very high.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're saying something not seriously but also seriously down
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: there's a.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Shred of truth in our ribbing.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty much what it is.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what movie did you guys see?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Alien?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Where is it scary? No?
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: No, it's like a bee exciting, tepid, mediocre.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: It was fine.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Did you get excited? I enjoyed it. Cover your eyes
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: at all with your buttery was.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Like, I mean most Yeah, it's again, it's a fragile boy. Yeah,
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: he's like the least scary popouts. I at things that
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: you could see coming from a mile away and you
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: look over at Mouke and he'd be like fuck.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And then he'd be sitting there and he'd be like.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: And he'd be like, dude, that really got you that bad?
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Like no one it wasn't even like no one left
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: the theater being like, man, I'm not have a hard
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: time sleeping the night. Mouke was like full body jump scared.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: I could tell how shaken he was by the fact
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: that after the movie we went into the bathroom to
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: pee and I was in the journal next to him
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: at the urnal, next to him and the golf. But
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: between how close I was standing to the urnal and
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: how he was fucking the urnal. His penis was flush
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: to the back wall of the urnal. He was inside
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: of it. He was embracing the Urnal, and he was Yeah,
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: he was just he's very nervous.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder why what did he get bombed this weekend? Really?
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: No, I probably had a little too much before. Must
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: have been before the early show on Friday or in
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: between shows, because we did go out to Cordelia, which
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: was a great restaurant. I thought that was really solid,
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: and you think the food was really.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: Good there, No, just a bunch of like appetizers.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Appetizers, small plates. You had the prawns, which were pretty
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: darly good. Yeah, giant prowns.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: Just some beautiful prongs.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: He said, pros.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: Love me some prongs.
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: But they had really good cocktails. They had funky kind
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: of cocktails that the bartenders had invented them elves which
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: had mustard in it and it all worked somehow.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: That's always impressive.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: It was good. Yeah, they did a really nice job.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: Shout out Cordelia, highly recommend.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: That sounds fantastic. Doo excellent work over there by the
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: name that sounds like a good restaurant name.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Well, we benefited in that it was directly across the
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: street from the comedy club, so we just sort of
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: went there two nights in a row.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Were the people from the club that were in there
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: having a pre showed?
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we did see some people that were coming to
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: the show. Yeah, excellent. People were great to us. I
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: thought we were very well treated. Yeah.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Cleveland's a great town.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that, but the people are great.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to know. It's a great down.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: You know what's interesting about Cleveland. The people there don't
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: seem to think that there's anything wrong with the town.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: It's weird where you go to like Baltimore and people
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: are like, what are you doing here?
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they got like you gotta like you gotta cock
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: the line of taking it too far, because like if
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: you go to some cities, like if you go to
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: like if you go to like Baltimore, if you go
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: to like Bloomington, Minnesota, and you're like this place fucking sucks,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: they're like howling, they're clapping. Cleveland, you'd be like what's
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: going on here? And they'd be like, are you talking about?
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Brownies this year.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they'd be like shocked by your.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: I bet you. And I made this point on stage.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: I genuinely think that the Clevelander's apinion of their town
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: bears a perfect correlation to the record of the Browns
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: that year. Yeah, probably or the previous year. Like if
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: they believe in the football team, the murder rate could
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: be through the roof and they'd be like, I gotta
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: raise my kids here. I love this place.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I think they're eternally optimistic about the Browns.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I went one year when they were like two and
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: fourteen the year before, and it was the summertime. They're like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: this is our fucking year.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah really because statistically it's never been here year. They
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: always believe.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: They got very high hopes for this season.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, their defense is unbelievable and they went to
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the playoffs with flaccoa last year.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but a lot of people are they're down on
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: They don't like Deshaun Watson.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Do they not now?
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Hmm? Because it's I mean he they the management put
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: them in a tough position by signing a dude who
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: everybody hates and why does everyone hate him? Because of
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the the masturbation or the massage. I forgot about that.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: That was last year, right or two years ago. That
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: was a few years ago, and then he was out
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: for a year and then he signed that big ask
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: like two hundred and thirty million with them or something
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Jesus fresh off of He would bring his own towels
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: to massages that were super tiny, so his dick would
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: pop out, and they said he was just like nutting.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: He was just coming while he was getting massage like
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: they would. Multiple massuses reported that he had just come
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: during the massage.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Rubber crafted that though he's still the goat.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he was. That was a that was designed
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: for him to come.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, he was doing it just at every massage, every
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: sports like the mall was himself, which is not.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: Hands free though he was doing it on bluetooth.
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: Well, if he's hands free ejacking, it's like he can't
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: control that.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: No, But.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I think that he was like I think that he
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: knew that he was predisposed to ejack hands free, Yeah,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: and so he.
• 53:16
  Speaker 5: Will put that he can like edge himself.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: He would put himself in situations where he would like
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: it would nut from his.
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: The amount of mind, I can't eat.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: It's an episode of Workaholics where they do.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: The amount of physical violence that needs to happen to
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: my penis in order for me to ejaculate.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: The idea it's like a speed bag down there for you.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Just like I can't even fathom ejaculating without any physical contact.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: That shows the mind, the power of the mind right now, untouched,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: if you're even not in a in like a massage
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: situation and you could just nut yeah massage.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Dude, never got a massage because I'm worried about what
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: would happen.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Because you might be shn Jackson, Shaun Watson.
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: It's Deshaun Watson, righte Watson. I said that, and I
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: was like.
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: Is that right?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: There is another there's Sean Jackson. Yes, similar names. I
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: get them because my back is fucked to Kingdom come. Yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: But the thought of the thought of uh, hands free
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: e jacking is truly.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: But the fact that he was bringing his own.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: Jacking with the Bluetooth works perfectly sounds like like on
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: Star Yeah, like e sports. Yeah, jack it's really good, good.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Bit just uh yeah, just doing it. Hey, Siri, make
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: me come. Yeah, it's truly, but they have to root
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: for him. Luckily they have Jameis Winston, who's like the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: most likable guy and he's their backup quarterback and he's
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: giving incredible speeches before every time.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Oh I saw that.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: It's great, and he's just making it up as he goes. Yeah,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: he's just riffing. Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think think all DeShawn needs to
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: do is just win a super Bowl and then he's
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: gonna clear his name.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: I think he just brings super Bowl.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: They're never gonna stop talking about.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: They're all gonna do.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all gonna be They're all gonna shot massage parlors.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Like how they wave like rally towels y, Yeah exactly.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't wave them.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: They don't wave them.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: They're using them as.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Fans card tube socks and they're just handing out before games. Yeah.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: What do they call their their the dog pound what
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: they call it there. That's their cheering section section or whatever.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: How that makes sense, the dog pounds, just chewing all
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: these crusty socks. Great town though, Cleveland, they have like
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: an industrial district where there's nightclubs and ship like that.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Did you guys hit that up? It's like old factories whever.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: That was like, we did get invited. I'm sure there
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: were much nicer parts of town.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know, dude. When we went to the movies,
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: I was like, this will probably be in a nice area.
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: I'm way out there. That was.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: By a lot. I went to a beautiful movie theater.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: It was like it felt like you were in a
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: time machine in Cleveland. It was like all these like
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: brick streets or whatever.
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: And you're probably on the waterfront.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: There, maybe closer to there.
• 56:15
  Speaker 5: Tremont is supposed to be nice.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: Our uber driver on the way back from the movie
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: told us a story about her having an uber for
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: Britney and then like three black teenagers got in the
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: car and we're like going to kill her and.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: She was like what, Brittany, who grinder?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: You don't remember that? No, how do you not remember that?
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: I just thought I didn't. I don't remember much of that.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: The uber from going back from the movies where we
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: got in she was she gave us the fucking five
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: minute speech.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I do remember that, and.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: She was like already.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: She asked for our names, all of our names, Connor, Harry, Francis,
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: welcome to my car. This is a twenty twenty RAV four.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: She gave a whole rundown, the whole.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Rundown belt so you need to put your seatbelts on.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Bags will go in the back of the car, not attendant.
• 57:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: She said that she does that for every single drive,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: even if it's five minutes long.
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: But it was pretty annoying.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: It was really annoying. But you sent a video of
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: h You sent the video, Oh yeah, of Sas talking
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: to the Uber driver.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: That wasn't the Uber driver. That was a private car service.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: But the club gets.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ Cleveland. Sounds incredible.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: That lady is awesome. I love her. Francis was not
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: participating in that conversation at all.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: You took the reins man. I didn't want to get
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: in the way.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: It was you. Were you offering anything in the conversation?
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Were you just whenever she said had something, you're like, yeah, dude.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: That was the second we got in the car. That
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: video was tap. We hadn't even left the eight We're
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: leaving the airport in that video. It's hard to get
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: in the car and then immediately just be going back
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: and forth.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: She wanted to give you some.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: I loosened up. She drove me back yesterday.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Really.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, been a great conversation about comedy.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Same woman. Yeah, she always drives for the club.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, struve me back to my flight. I was in
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: the car at six thirty am.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: But you had to get back your Indian food.
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: I sure did.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You had a date with mad Max Furiosho. Yeah, damn
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: in a bottle of should blee, a fat bottle of
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: should blee.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: I'm surprised that I got in. I thought I was.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: I thought I wasn't gonna be able to get back
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: because of the storm. So I flew out later and
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: it stormed. It was like right when I landed, it
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: started pouring.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: You woke up early like that just to get back.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I like to get home as soon as possible.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: It just made to have a Sunday at home felt,
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: you know, way better than getting home at like four o'clock,
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: five o'clock, because then you feel like you have no
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: weekend at all. Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game Mark.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: I know you guys.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me, A big deal
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: pink Whitney. That's what I thought, see it fellas, I
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: invented the thing you pigeoned pink Whitney for legendary.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Moments anytime, that's right. Any video games on the road.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: No, No, So a good session yesterday though, and then
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I watched Game Night with Jason Bateman, and then I
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: watched some Arrested Development, so I had to keep the
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: Bateman Trent rolling.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Classic.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you love Bateman.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Smart meass, dude.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: I think Bateman is what Ryan Reynolds and Glen Powell
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: want to be, and they'll never be Baateman.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I thought Glenn Powell is your favorite. Oh no, Glen Powell.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: I think Bateman might be the most original actor. His
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: delivery is so his own, yah, his way of speaking,
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: and the fact that it works across Arrested Development and
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: Ozark perfect seamlessly. Yeah, because you think, well, he kind
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: of speaks the same way in both. Yeah, he's the smart, hapless,
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: unfortunate adult in the room.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's exactly. Isn't that exactly what Glenn Powell
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: and Ryan Reynolds.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: Try to do? No, I don't. I wouldn't say try
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: to be like the smart like.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: No, it all like always has a lot.
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: It's more of like a dad.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: Ryan Reynolds is like a sexy guy.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: But he also does like mobile commercials. Ryan Reynolds, he
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: does like podcast commercials for like a cheap cell phone
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: or some ship like that. It's even Sprint's like something.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: You know the one, No, it's the one he bought.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Uh that. Yeah, he owns that company, that wireless carrier.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: He sold it for like I think they sold it for.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: He's a billionaire.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: He's insanely wealthy.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: He sucks what he.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: In h Do you ever watch Van Wilder and I
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: think he sucks in it? I mean I think that
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: when Van Wilder came out it was fucking awesome.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: I just watched that movie recently. I thought it was
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: not great. And I don't think he's funny. He has
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: a bone in his body.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: These are the types of takes, sass. It's just been shoveling.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: But I have seen exact take that I shuffled.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: It's not I don't have multiple, don't even try.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I've seen it. That's been a popular take online though,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: that Ron Reynds is not funny and that he stole
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: this whole bit from some fucking nineties actor or some
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: I think Glenn Powell's the same way. Glenn Powell. I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: think I don't know who decided that he was going
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: to start becoming like a funny guy.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: He does. I don't think he's Yeah, I don't think
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: he's that funny either, but he's just he's a hot guy.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: But like Channing Tatum is a hot guy. He can
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: act comedically. He's a funny comedy actor.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Uh, you're gonna have to fight Dana Beers because Glenn
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Palace is like Brodie right now?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I saw that. I mean they fit, they'll
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: fit well together.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: What does what clip that? I want this on fucking
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: vivas Stool tomorrow so you can feel the wrath of
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Dana Beers. Probably is Dana Beers is such a nice
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: guy that he'll just like laugh and he won't out
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, I do wait till the camera. And it
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: was one of the first people that I ever met
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: at barstool. He's the man.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: What do you mean ever met.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: The first He was the first person that reached out
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: to me when I got hired at barstool.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, we had to get sneakers for sex.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that's why I'm wearing the Sambas we walked.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: We were walking to not my first.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Choice, by the way, I hate them.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: Well it's a dark soul.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Do We were walking to this sneaker store that was
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: in the mall, and the mall, I mean we were
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: one of like five people.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: It's not a mall, it's like an independent mall. They
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: don't have a single store that would ever be in
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: the mall. It's not a single like, no Macy's, no Target,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: no foot lock or no lids.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: So where did you buy the shoes?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: Like shoes like a foot locker, knockoff?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: But that's all they had.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: They had like ten of them feet locker.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: And they had Yeah, they had four stores that were
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: all exactly the same.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: So are do you think those are knockoff shoes? Oh?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: They could be for sure.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: He didn't wanted the black ones. He wanted the white ones.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: And I go over and I go, what can I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: get a Can I just get these in a nine?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: And the lady looked them and she has, we only
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: have them in the size. Really find that very hard
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: to believe. What did she say that the smallest the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: smallest they had was ten and a half. You don't
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: even have a ten. You don't just ten and a half.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: It made him feel like his feet were tiny.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, these are nine.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: They had the black and nine, supposedly because I kept
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: on asking. I mean I asked for every single shoe,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: and they just kept on looking at the one that
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: they had display it and going, no, this is the
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: smallest we have.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: You're skipping. The funniest part of this whole story was
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: that on the walk over there broad daylight, it's five o'clock.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I just got we just got to Cleveland.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: We're walking through, you know, through the to the mall
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: night along the main streets of Cleveland, and we come
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: up across on a car that's parked and hanging out
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: of the car on the sidewalk side, using the door
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: handle of the open car door as a leverage point,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: is a woman squatting with her pants around her ankles, peeing,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: as SaaS likes to say, with a pressure as if
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: to powerwash the sidewalk.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: It was so strong it was cleaning Cleveland. Swear to God.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: While we were turning the corner.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: It sounded like water was coming our way. Yeah, And
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: the child was in the back seat and ashamed and
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: saying mom, no, and she goes, uh, you wash up.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: Now your mom is not wearing a diaper. I ain't
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: like you. What was that what she said?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: She said you couldn't wait, said, mama couldn't wait. I
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: got a diaper on like you.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good point, and just carried on through. I mean
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: we walked three feet by her.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, eye spread, she was looking at everybody. She didn't
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: give a fuck.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I'm pissing. Yeah, no way, yeah, fucking insane.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: At first I thought it was like a homeless person.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: No, she was homed.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: She was homed. She wasn't unhoused. Damn she was housed.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: So that's unfortunate, but kind of cool.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Kind of cool, yeah, kind of badass.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Watson was probably around the corner. Yeah yeah, hands free,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: nudding to that. He probably couldn't get enough of that.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: What an absolute demon. Cleveland a beautiful city, great city, great,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: perfect city.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Fun down.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: I went to uh Sea Isle, I went down the
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Jersey Show.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I saw your on the coast this weekend. I was
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: on the coast, noticed a little salt in your beard.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: Stayed uh stayed with my buddy Mike, which one train
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: classic stated in that. Fuck yeah, legendary. Fuck yeah, Spud
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: came down. Yeah, Spud came down to that. Fuck yeah,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: two great fucks.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Classic fuck was he covered in soot from fighting fires?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: Rows singed?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: He fights fires. He's also an iron worker and and
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: he bartends. He just wants three jobs and just cakes
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: like that's like raising jobs and just makes good money
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: out of there, make a ton of money. Yeah, he's
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: like a billionaire. He's a blue collar billionaire.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Just works his.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Way to the what is iron? He works iron?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: An iron worker, like a union worker. Oh okay, he
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: thought he was a blacksmith. Yeah at first. Yeah, I
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: mean it's similar. It's like literal, hard fucking labor. Yeah,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: like badass, like actual union labor. But being on the beach,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I saw multiple old fat men wearing Caitlin Clark jerseys.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's she's like changing. Yeah, and I'm trying
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: to think of what they is it a white pride.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: It's a little bit. There's a little bit of white pride,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: do you think so? Yeah, But that's kind of the
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: way it is. Anytime there's like a good white basketball player. Yeah,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: if they're American. Thing she could do.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: For herself is to come out in support of Trump.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Imagine how embraced she would be.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: It would be by the right, it would be there
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: would be riots, like they would be like you'd have
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: to like but they'd be like boarding up the CVS
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: is on Times Square.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: You just hear air raid alarms.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: I think if she came out as a Trump supporter,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: it would be the same impact on the world as
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: if like Trump came out. Gay. I think it would
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: be like worldwide news breaking like Wolf Blitzer. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: like we'd get like alerts on our phone.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: I don't think it's I don't think it's crazy to.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Assume that she might be No, I don't think it's either.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: She's from Iowa.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just think it would be like so
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: like people because the people that are obsessed with her.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think it is a little
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: bit of a white pride thing.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: No, but everybody likes her, people like her, you know. Yeah,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: Oh you're saying people would be excited. Yeah, not women
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: would be upset.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I think people would be upset.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: But I think people that people that already like her
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: would be like yeah, right, agree. They wouldn't know how
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: to contain, they'd be hands free, jacking all over the place.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't know how to contain themselves.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but it's uh, but it's because of that
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: that they like want to find a counterpoint. And so
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: there's like I'll see Angel Reese hate accounts that have
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: like more followers than the Caitlyn Clark positive.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that doesn't even make sense to me because
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Angel Reese and Kaitlyn Clark are like friends, are they? Yeah?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: The frenemies?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: No, dude, they played against each they played together in
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: the uh what was it, the WNBA versus versus the
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: USA team? Right, and they smoked the USA team and
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: then they were like dapping up. They were setting each
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: other up, lay up, dunk, close to dunk. They can't dunk.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Angel can dunk. Yeah, I think so.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I saw a clip of her on one of these
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: hate accounts doing it's like just not even dribbling the ball.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: It's just like running down the court with it in
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: her arm, like Barry Sanders stiff arming people. She refused
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: to dribble the ball. She was running like how like
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: rugby players like run and they're like bounce it to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: themselves and like run and then bounce it to them.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I used to be a big Angel Reee
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: hater during the college days, but now that she's in
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: the w NBA, I kind of like a funk with
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: the vision. Yeah, like I deleted my hate account.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: You sold it.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I retired it. Yeah, Angel, we sold it to do
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: Dove Climbman or whatever.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Of climbing took it over. There's a lot of money
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: to be made. And just like engagement farming hate now
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: oh yeah on.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: That hell app Yeah, it's really just a negative, negative place.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Guys. It's a billion degrees in here. What's going on?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: It's dude, it's the Indian after I had Indian food
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: last night as well.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just say I'm not hot at all.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Where you order from Curry Heights?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, that one's pretty good, really good, like a
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: tee is really good.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Are the places in Brooklyn reel or are they like
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: ghost kitchens like the place and the places in Manhattan.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know the answer to that, because now I've started.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: I've started.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: When I'm going to order from a place, I'll look
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: it up on maps and then you're like, oh, this
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: place doesn't exist there? Yeah, like this is not a
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: real place at all.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a made up restaurant. And delies do
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: the same thing. Yeah, delis will serve fifty different types
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: of food. Yeah, and it's just like sitting under a
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: hot plate out all day, exposed to the air. But
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I went to Curry Heights and I got some you went, no,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I ordered from them, and I got a vindaloo and
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: I fucking piping.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Hot vendalu and then really spicy.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Thirty minutes later, I just felt my body temperature skyrocket.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I was just like sweating sitting still alone at night
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: in my home. That's the diarrhea. Yeah, would you go?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't diary. I haven't diarrhea in quite
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: some time. Me neither very nice. I cut beer almost
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: completely out of my uh and like red Peppers would
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: make me. We would send like bell peppers. Bell Peppers
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: would send help. Cherries.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Cherries did it for me, really, Yeah, cherries and grapes.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: Part of the problem was that I would get high
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: and I would eat like two full bags of cherries.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: I'd put them in a strainer, pasta strainer, wash them,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: and then eat the whole thing. And it might stomach
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: just said this is too much natural sugar.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Well, it's probably also a ridiculous amount of fiber.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: It's a ton of fiber and fruit.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: But what if he had a lot of fiber, wouldn't
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: it solidify his poop rather than I.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Think it just would make you have to ship real bad.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be too much.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I heard about cherries.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: It would look bad in the toilet. I mean it was.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: What's your top five fruits, Francis, good?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Question. Number one is mango. Number two is cherry. I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: love good crisp, crunchy cherries.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Really, cherries are good when they're When they're.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Good, they're amazing, mango cherry. Number three, I'm gonna go
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: raspberries in season.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: Raspberries are my number one.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: Raspberries are unbelievable. Four is blueberries. Thank you. I wish
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I could have you around all the time.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Well, Francis didn't butt in while you were listening tacos
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: sneak And that's true.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: But you know you like to pre to riff tag
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: it on, you know.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going I'm going to go blueberries. I think
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: blueberries are just so versatile. They're so good alone, but
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: they're also such a good addition to like, uh, you know,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: yogurt and and cereal and all.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: That the antioxidant properties, and then.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: I gotta go with an old faithful Even though this
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: is probably not going to be a popular pick, I
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: think banana just deserves to be on the list because
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: it serves as such a a staple, Like it takes
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: the edge off your hunger in a way that other
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: fruits don't. It's nature's tower bar. It has good benefits
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: for anti cramping with the potassium all that stuff packaging
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: to is great. Yeah, self contained, full contained. I like bananas.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: I think blueberries are the healthiest right of all those.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: I think so because the antioxidants.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Good for dogs too.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: A nice pink lady apple or no honey crisp apple
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: in the fall sliced with some lovely peanut butter.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: On doesn't count. It does not count when you're putting
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: fucking peanut butter and chocolate on the fruit. Really, yeah,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: you can't be like, what's your favorite fruit? Oh, chocolate, strawberries?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: Fine? Actually, don't mind that tank, that's fine.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think about? To me? I think
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: that pineapple is kind of is like the f slur
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: to me, where it's just like people are going.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Well, you can't eat it without someone to be like, oh,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: you're expecting to get blown later. Yeah, expecting some woman
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: to small swallow your jiz and you're being nice to her.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: I'm actually like partially allergic to pineapple.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Anytime that they're in a like a buffet setting and
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: there's pineapple, honeydew, candlope, and the pineapple just gets mowed down.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, honeydew and candlelope. Fucking they are so bad.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: They're so bad.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Honeydew is the worst no one's ever been.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: Like, I gotta get some honeydew, some honey.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Do you guys need anything. It's just like the filler
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: fruit for fruit, like cheese.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, massive cuts of honeydew and cantalope and then like
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: one grape and one blueberry.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Although, yeah, the one time that honeydew is really good
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: is when you at the US Open tennis tournament, when
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: you do the balls of it, you put them on
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: the stick and you have the honey deuce. That's the
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: signature drink of the US Open, and it's actually quite delicious,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: and the melon itself is really what makes the drink.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hit you guys with an underrated fruit. This
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: is might blow your fucking mind. No dates, dates are good,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: dried dates.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have some dates in Morocco.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Incredible, that's an old man thing.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat dates, slammed dates.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you ever had a dried date?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: They taste like candy?
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: I agree, I think they're good. I like dates.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Like when people say a fruit and they taste like candy. Yeah,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: you ever have candy?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Dried dates?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Candy?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: They even have the same texture. They have, like this
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: pulling texture of like a what so gross? It looks
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: like they look like cockroaches. That's why I like them.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: There. I think they actually are pretty healthy too.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: They are super healthy and they're good for your your dumps.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: Those things will make you spray ship.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: I like. I like dates. Yeah, I'm gonna have those.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: I can bring them everywhere in Morocco. Like when you
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: check into a hotel, they give you some dates on
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: a little plate.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: When I was younger, my mom used to make me
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: eat dates when I would like it, when I was constipated,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: and I would be like sitting there like forcefully eating them.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Being like this is so bad, just muscling down dates nasty.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: You could say your top five fruits now if you want.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Finally, I'll just go blueberry, raspberry, strawberry, peach, plum. Wow,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: plumb actually might put plumb ahead of peach.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: Plums suck way, Well, dates are so good, pretty cool launching.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: I think the variability on plums and peaches, though, is
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: so high that you have to be so careful when
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: selecting the ones you want from the grocery store. If
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: there's a plum or a peach in a fruit basket
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: or any sort of thing, there's a good chance it's
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: not good. Dude.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: I used to go to my grandma's house and on
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: the summer, and she'd have a big old bowl of
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: fresh plums, still got the water on them because she
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 3: just washed them delicious.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: You gottat them over this like an old lady, old
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: lady food. I'll have some plum. Plums are great, and
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: that's underrated fruit. A bowl of plums, that's you. No, No,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: that's exactly you.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: It kind of is.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: This is pretty much exactly what I just described.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I cannot with plums.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: I love a plum. I might have to go get
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: a plum at Whole Foods. After this, there's one individual plum.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: I passed the season seven dollars. It's out of season.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: You're past it. Damn.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I'm excited for your Morocco trip.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pumping for you.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: When are you leave on Wednesday?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm going to Amsterdam on Wednesday night? Sure, Thursday morning.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: I'm a little nervous. What is that thing?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Do?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: A lot before you joined the podcast wraps? Think about
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: getting a sign that just says.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: It ship and it wraps around shy.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: It wraps around but just our just around us. It
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: stops before it gets to you.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: That's fine, you can have that.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be having such I mean, I'm sure Amsterdam
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: has good food, but like the spiced the nuts that
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: you that they have over there, like the no but
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I just know that Moroccan cuisine is fucking it's it's
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: just like little finger foods, like tiny bowls of what
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: are they like fucking chickpeas, like cooked chickpeas.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: I have that like little the little tiny dishes that
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: have the little appetizers.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's pre appetizing. You sitting cross like rugs platter, Yeah,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna do over there.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: Smoke about it, have some hookah. Yeah, you're gonna hit
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: the hooka lam.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go to the Medina and do some bartering.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, they're going to take advantage of your white ass.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: No, I speak French and they speak French, so I'm
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: going to do it in that language, and hopefully that
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: brings us a little closer to a fair price.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I hope you're wearing a long ass frock.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: I have some outfits planned. Yeah, what are you thinking.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna wear a lot of high waisted cream colored
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: pants without a belt and perhaps a T shirt tucked in.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: That sounds nice, but I'm talking about the entire like
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: like Arab guard I would do that, that'd be great,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: And like Amstnam.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: It's not cultural appropriate. It's yeah, it's not cultural appropriation.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: If that country attacked you in a terrorist way.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Before, that's Morocco attacked the United States.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: No, just Arabs. Oh, okay, Arabs have attacked US. Yeah,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: Saudi Arabs, yes, but.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: The Moroccans, the markets have their whole own culture over there.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: They do berbers and they're they were colonized with the French.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 5: It's cool. They have a pretty progressive king. The The
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: rumor was that I don't remember who told me this,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: but that some high ranking member of the royal family
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: is known to be gay, and therefore the country is
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: incredibly welcoming and cool about gay people. Probably a trap,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: but that once this person, and it may be the
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: current king, once this person is no longer in power,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: the next person in line is very conservative and the
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: whole country is going to be reverted.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: So the next person in line is just closeted gay. Yeah,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: they're just deep down gay. So you got to well,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: you can't go experimental.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: Well, I told sass though I haven't been in the
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: last the only time I've been to Morocco was like
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: eleven years ago. I went with my sister and we
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: traveled around the country, and every single place we stayed
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: assumed that we were a couple.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: What's that So I didn't know you had a sister
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: until just now.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: Really, yes, I assumed you guys were a couple.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: I don't want to tell the rest of this because
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: I had a momentum and he just lied because I
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: told him this exact story over the weekend.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe he just was ignoring.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: There's no chance you didn't know I had a sister.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't think I did.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: I told you this in the green room, and you
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: were like, you should try that on stage, which I
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: then did.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Sure that wasn't a mook. I don't remember this story.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Both of you, all right, continue to story.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Did it work on stage?
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: Jog my memory?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: We've now fucked.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: Oh you did do it. I remember you doing it
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: on stage. I don't think you told me that it is.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: I remember you coming back and being like, I did
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: the Morocco thing there. It is the Morocco thing. Tell
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: the story, because I genuinely I don't think you told
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: me this story.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: I traveled around the country with my sister. Everyone assumed
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: that we were a couple with the same last name,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: and so they would set us up in a really
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: nice like they would upgrade us to like a honeymoon suite,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: and they would put flower petals on the bed, like the.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Two swan towels kissing each other.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: And it's conservative, you know, Moroccan country, and I didn't
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: want to offend their sensibility, so I fucked her.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: You never told me that story. It's a great joke.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: It must have been mook.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: It would have been a great joke.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: It what it is a good joke, and I'm glad
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: you did that on stage because I never heard that.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: It's a great joke. Oh man, that's amazing. You're definitely
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: gonna see what.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: I'm dealing with. See what I'm dealing with.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: I never heard that story.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 5: And all of a sudden joke, Oh you know, I
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: didn't know you had a sister. I fucking cares, I'd
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: be lying.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I know you had a sister, and I never had
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: heard that.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: Do you ever watch the Norm McDonald show.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: I've seen episodes.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: He is the episode episode with David Spade. I don't
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 5: think I saw that one. That's my favorite one. It's unbelievable.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: I've probably seen clips of it.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: Spade tells an incredible joke about guys that are dating,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: like uh, the Gray Area sugar baby women and you
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: don't know if they are until like a couple months
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: in when they ask you to fix their radiator. It's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: really funny. I don't have it right, but it's very funny,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: and Norm steps on the joke flips out of him.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: That's what you did a lot in common. And if
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: I know you're if I know you're on your way
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: to something funny.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: I would never I didn't know you were on your
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: way because I never heard the joke before. I had
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: no idea you were on your way to something funny.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: Do you think that if I am telling a story
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: about how the last time I went to Morocco, my
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: sister and I were traveling around the country, that is
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: the moment for you to be like, I didn't know
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 5: you had a sister.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think that's actually the exact moment. What does
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: that add that is the exact moments I didn't know
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: that I never heard that. You had to say, did
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: we need to know that you didn't know that? Yes,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: I've been doing the podcast for a while. You know
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: that I have sisters plural.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: Which is why I wouldn't feel the need if you
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 5: brought them up to be like I knew you had.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: I had nowhere.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: It was like, so I was with my brother a
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago, wouldn't you be like, wait, you
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: have a brother.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: I'd probably wait until the story was done, knowing myself, No,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't. Yeah, absolutely I would.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: Rome would have said something. Rome would have gone, you
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: don't have a brother.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you wouldn't.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: He's the best. He's the best timing and waiter and
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: conversation share of at the whole fucking company.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: That's because he's when you're in the middle of talking,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: he's like, right, rhymes in his head. He's not even
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: paying attention to what you're saying. I haven't rhymed in
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: quite somebody's going to look at your shoes. They're growing roots.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: Bob's gay, but you're a faggy. You're gonna have such
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: a nice time up there sitting on a roof.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: I thought about going to the coast takazot, Are you.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: Gonna be You're just gonna Are you meeting up with
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: anybody over there?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 5: Solo? Man?
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: Wow, are you gonna go to Amsterdam?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Because, uh, it wasn't in the cards, but you said
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: it was. It wasn't. And I told you I'm going
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: fly fishing.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't like, oh, yeah, you're coming to Central PA
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: with me.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going fly fishing in New York and the
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: Hudson Remember I told you the story, And you're like,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: you can't go fly fishing the Hudson River. I was like, no,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: it's Hudson Valley.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, I do remember that conversation, right, Why am I
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: not going with you?
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: Do you want to come?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 5: Yes? Come?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: When are you going?
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Thursday?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: I want you guys to hear out for a weekend,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: just so that you and I can like have a
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: support group together, the battered husband's, battered husbands of sass.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Me and Muko on the road together. We leave him,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: We go a great weekend. Man, see you next time.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: There's never complaints.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: Could join the battered husbands? Probably?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, now we couldn't. You don't think I'm nothing but
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: great to move silence to him?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: You let him get a water, You let him lose
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: his one hundred dollars that he made. He's thumbing it
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: back to Chicago.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: No, he flew back.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: I think all of it hurts more because I love you.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: You the fuck.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that at all.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: I know That's why I said I hated that. I
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: like you so much.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, it could be sick right now.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: Yes, I try very hard to get you to see
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: that you are loved.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Give your barstool employees your top five that you love
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: the most.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: Okay, Josh D. M got uh Wallow.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Gilly Arian Foster.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Arian Foster. I don't think he's still working here. But
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: Brandon Black Brandon and then honorable mention za.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 5: Za.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: Actually I would have put I would put zahead of Brandon. Really, yeah,
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: in turned David and then there's someone else. Oh, Deion Sanders.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: What about Willie Cologne?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Willie Cologne, I'll put up there, but he kind of
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: left right when I started.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you never really got to go cross paths.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: You never got a nice whiff. Yeah, damn, that's a
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: great fucking list. I to love my black brothers.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is that what?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't even realize that.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, I was just going off of whoever spectrum.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: Let's try to lift him up, Yeah, you do, but
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 5: he wants to stay planted on the ground.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: That's why you love the angelry so much.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: And that's why you hate Kaitlin Clark.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: I love Kaitlyn Clark.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: You don't.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: I'm a huge Clarkhead.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: No, you don't.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: My gamer tag, my clan tag on Call of Duty
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: is Clark. My clan tag on Call of Duty's Clark.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: And it's been that way since she lost in the finals,
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: and I'll never change it.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: You got to put a future ring on her then, right,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: with Dave.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's insane. I'm definitely not doing that.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: What he's gonna win ten million dollars if that is?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even are they even going to make
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: the playoffs?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: Like fifteen, they're like thirteen and fifteen, aren't they.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: They're going to make the playoffs. We we all have
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: to hope that he hits that because it'll be right
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: before Bonus Season.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: True, because I don't think Bonus season comes out of
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: his pocket? Does it?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Now? It does that now that he owns the company
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: for one dollar?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 5: True.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Happy anniversary to the boss man. By the way, what
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: do you mean of buying the company for a dollar today?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: It was this past week. You're obviously not on social
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: media anymore. No, Classic got a jet boil.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: New pickup.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: What's that jet boil camp.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: It's like a camp like thing that boils water for coffee,
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and for buttine? Yeah, and for like MRIs.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna actually go to uh Central Pennsylvania and
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: eat some Mr? Ease?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: I've ordered them online. I'll tell you what one I got.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: Can you buy the same ones that they have in
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 5: the military.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: You can buy those, but you don't buy you don't
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: I heard they're good.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: There a ton of salt in them. Yeah.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: The ones that I got are like pretty there's apparently
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: there's like a couple that are really good and then
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: there's some that are like awful. I got, uh the
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: beef strogan of which is supposed to be really good,
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: and then I got the Chili Mac, which is supposed
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: to be really good. And then I got the chicken
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: which I don't know about this one on the chicken
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: kaaki with rice, which I haven't heard any reviews on
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: that pretty good.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: That beef Mac is incredible.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: The Beef Max is, but the chill or Chili Max.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: The Chili Mac and.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: The beef shrugging Off is supposed to be like those
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: are supposed to be the two best.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: I have to have some bring me in a chili mac.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll bring it and bringing it. How about next episode?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: Are yeah?
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Next episode, we'll do it tomorrow.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know if my jap oil is going to
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: be here in time, though, gets there tomorrow.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: Did you guys watch Generation Kill on HBO?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: I started it. That's the Vietnam one.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: No, it's Iraq.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I did.
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  Speaker 5: I also read the book I started that the book
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  Speaker 5: was pretty good too.
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  Speaker 3: The show is supposed to be great.
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  Speaker 1: Muke actually loves that show.
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  Speaker 5: Show is great too. It just kind of presents the
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: Iraq War in a way. We were like, man, it's
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  Speaker 5: warp as most wars do, sucks, but this one was
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  Speaker 5: like pointless. It just yeah, it seems like a I
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  Speaker 5: don't know, I don't want to get I don't have
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: a strong opinion, but like, at least according to the show,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: they were bored a lot and then they were doing
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  Speaker 5: extremely dangerous things for no like it was just orders.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever watched the documentary? I think it's you're
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  Speaker 3: watching the documentary called The Turning Point, right, Yeah, that
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: one's on the thin. He might be called the Tipping Point,
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  Speaker 3: and it's the post nine to eleven documentary. And they're
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  Speaker 3: they're following around all these dudes in like Iraq and
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  Speaker 3: Iran and they're like that all of them are like
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  Speaker 3: this is so fucked Yeah, They're like, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why I'm here. They're like, we thought we were gonna
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  Speaker 3: be like killing terrorists and we're just walking around a
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  Speaker 3: desert doing nothing.
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  Speaker 1: That's so fucked. Yeah, out of buddy. That was in Uh,
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  Speaker 1: he was a marine and he was over there and
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  Speaker 1: like they just did nothing, saw no action the entire time.
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  Speaker 1: And he's like a little bit mouthy. He's from northeast
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  Speaker 1: Philly and his uh, whenever he like mouthed off to
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  Speaker 1: his officer, his officer would just be like, dig a
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  Speaker 1: ten foot hole in the sand right there. Yeah, sucks
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  Speaker 1: so bad, and he would just be digging the whole
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: cursing off, crazy commit out as a commanding officer. It's
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: that must have been so brutal. Yeah, just being in
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: the desert being lippy and just fucking having to dig
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: a ten foot hole. Yeah, that's such ten feet is deep,
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: ten feet is insane, just digging. How do you even
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: get out out of punishment? Yeah, I guess you gotta,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know, stay in there. Yeah, that sucks so bad.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 8: Time.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, huh, this one's called the Turning Point
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  Speaker 3: as well. It must be like a series.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: They do a few of them. Yeah, there's probably Netflix
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: is about to do the new a new season of
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: the uh, like that great sports doc series that they do.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 5: I'm told, yeah, yeah, that'll be. There's some cool ones
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 5: in there that I'm excited about. What are such a
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: good job with those them up.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: I don't love sports docks. I love them really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I went through a phase couple of weeks ago. I
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: was just watched binging just thirty for thirty documentaries.
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  Speaker 1: They kind of they just don't hit the same for
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: me anymore.
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  Speaker 5: They've got one about Steve mc nair's death, the Air McNair,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: which is gonna be really interesting. Uh, the one about
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: the twenty twenty three signs stealing scheme in Michigan hm HM,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 5: as told by Connor Stallions the Life and Times of
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: US Soccer Icon. Hope solo, that'll be interesting.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be interesting see her will on her husband.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: And then Blastom pictures up online for the fappening. She
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: scheduled those for the fappening.
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  Speaker 5: I think that's it. That's all I can see right now.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard I forgot about that that she was like
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: all she went she had her nudes leaked or something, yeah,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: or something something like that. I do remember that she
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: that she beat up her husband though was it her
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: husband or her boyfriend something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Because I remember there was also a US soccer team
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: player who beat up her girlfriend or like they beat
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  Speaker 5: each other up.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: She beat up her husband.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: She beat up her husband.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, was this Breonna scurry that I'm thinking of? The
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 5: old goalkeeper? Noah someone. I think that's kind of how
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 5: gay relationships are though. You're getting an argument and you
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: just beat the ship out of each other. Cam.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gay Pat.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 3: That's what gay Pat used to tell us, is that
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: every time he broke up with someone, they would just
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: fist fight and then be like, I'll see you around.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: Cool a fucking a fight and you break up and
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: you go your separate ways. It's cathartic. Probably, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: probably leave with like no bad blood unless you take
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: the l Yeah, unless you get the ship kicked out
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: of you. Then you're just steaming to your next relationship. Yeah,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: that's and then you pick like a tinier guy.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: That's when you move to twins.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They just get into twins because they know they
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: could win the breakup fight break That'd be a sick,
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: rough and rowdy yeah, breakup brals. That actually is a
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: great idea that would go crazy. We should pitch it
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: the day. I'm sure West Virginia would love it. And
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Morocco until their next leader comes into playing and it's.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: All gays and lesbians. But then the final fight is
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: a dude and a girl. That would that would be
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: the biggest rough and rawty of all time. Yeah, like
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: the one of the Able brothers and his ex. But
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: she has brass knuckles.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, that would make it fair. Or cement gloves, yeah,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: plaster in her boxing gloves. That's exactly what it would be.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, perfect, That was a perfect time
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: to tuck that in.
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  Speaker 3: Ended on a good riff.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: I'll be in Austin September fourteenth, or excuse me, September
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: nineteenth or something like that. Yeah, September nineteenth, twenty, something
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: like that. Tickets at punch Uplive dot, punch up Dot Live,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 5: Slash Francis alas.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: By My Don'tail set comes out next Wednesday. Watch that
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: on Don't Tell Comedy their YouTube and I'll post it
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: on my Instagram and stuff.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: So nice, all right? Anything round?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Uh pop punk pop punk pop punk DC Philly, So
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: please please come to these. It would be such a shame.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: I would be so embarrassed if the Philly show does
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: not have a lot of people at it. Please come
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: just to save me the embarrassment. It will be fun.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Special guests etcetera. Cool, see you guys next time.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 9: Steal