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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show November 6th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: No boy show, I gotta you make the call. You
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  Speaker 1: guys like to be judgmental, absolutely, so let's see what
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: you think about this. For Sea Bass, he loves to
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  Speaker 1: be judgmental. He loves to be a judge of jury. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: watch all there.
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  Speaker 2: It comes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he likes stuff like this. We'll slow, yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 1: full wait, all right, let's get here. He comes there
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  Speaker 1: he is yeah, all right, yeah, make sure you check
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  Speaker 1: out on TV.
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  Speaker 3: And here he ses, myr dumbs work.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me know when you're right.
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  Speaker 2: Listen.
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  Speaker 1: So a woman is accused of theft after she held
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  Speaker 1: part of a security deposit from a roommate that she
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  Speaker 1: was kicking out when the roommate moved in. The deposit
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  Speaker 1: was three hundred and twenty five dollars, and when he
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  Speaker 1: moved out he only got two hundred dollars of it back.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: The landlord's charges included a cleaning fee, shared expense is
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  Speaker 1: a magic eraser like those those are great, Those are magic,
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  Speaker 1: and the cost of some missing candy. Okay, the roommate
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  Speaker 1: was pissed did admit to taking some of the candy,
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  Speaker 1: but Number one felt that charging him over it was
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  Speaker 1: petty and number two that withholding the deposit was against
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  Speaker 1: the law, so it went to court. So what do
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  Speaker 1: you guys think.
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  Speaker 4: Over one hundred and.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty five dollars? I wish how would you rule in
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  Speaker 1: this situation.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's blame and petty, but I think the
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  Speaker 5: that they're right.
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  Speaker 4: I think they can deduct right for stuff that they
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  Speaker 4: need to do.
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  Speaker 6: Saying hey, X, y Z and yeah, have you ever
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  Speaker 6: got one hundred percent of your deposit back?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Every time, really every single time.
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  Speaker 4: That's insane, rare.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I I do a deep cleaning. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I've ever had a penny with hill.
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  Speaker 1: I'll have the I'll have the carpets cleaned.
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  Speaker 4: I do five hundred.
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  Speaker 5: Dollars to have our last house deep clean, and they
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  Speaker 5: still took out two fifty for cleaning charges.
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  Speaker 1: See, I would argue that, argue that, Yeah, I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would probably fight that. I would have taken over
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  Speaker 1: your standards. Yeah yeah, I would show I would show
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  Speaker 1: the the receipt.
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  Speaker 2: And you were there for how many years? Six and
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  Speaker 2: you had a deep cleaned Yeah, yeah, you gotta fight that.
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  Speaker 1: I told you.
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  Speaker 6: The last one I got fifty dollars deducted because that
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  Speaker 6: little oven drawer on the bottom of your oven. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you never used the broiler. I never even used it once,
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  Speaker 6: and they said it wasn't clean and I.
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  Speaker 1: Had I doesn't even know it was there. Yeah, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this is a thing for storing lids.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a warming drawer or something.
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  Speaker 6: And then the one before that, I mean I did
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  Speaker 6: punch a hole in the ceiling because my neighbor was
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  Speaker 6: really loud.
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  Speaker 1: Well that'll do it, all right, So, uh, Gina grad.
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  Speaker 4: I think the the plaintiff is right even though they're lame.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Greg Gore, Yeah, I think with holding one hundred
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  Speaker 2: and twenty five is fair for the landlord.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, land lord, the landlord.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is also an insanely small amounts like where
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  Speaker 3: where the.
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  Speaker 2: Hell was this?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a cheap deposit.
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  Speaker 1: So the court heard the case and decided that the
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  Speaker 1: landlord was right. They ruled that while the law applies
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  Speaker 1: to most tenants, it doesn't apply to roommate to roommate
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  Speaker 1: situations and it's a shared living space. But they said
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  Speaker 1: that the guy was a slob, and so they had
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  Speaker 1: no problem siding with the landlord holding the deposit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Good, pretty easy.
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  Speaker 1: So bad match for roommates, But having dude having roommates
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  Speaker 1: blows it does. I was so lucky to never have
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  Speaker 1: a roommate. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Never.
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  Speaker 1: I rented rather than get a place where I would
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  Speaker 1: need a roommate. That's when I rented the rooms in
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  Speaker 1: someone's house. No, it's not. I never saw these vehoples
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  Speaker 1: consider a roommate then, like some of that you share
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  Speaker 1: all the space with, what did you share?
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  Speaker 2: You use the kitchen and stuff?
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  Speaker 1: I had access to the kitchen, but I never used it.
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  Speaker 4: It was a roommate.
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  Speaker 1: No, Like it was the the two old brothers. The
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  Speaker 1: house was left to them by their parents. It was
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  Speaker 1: in disarray, it was met, they were hoarders. It was disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: So I never used the kitchen. Greg, I had what
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  Speaker 1: was the master bedroom of the house that they rented out,
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  Speaker 1: so it had like a bathroom attached to it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so I had like a non suite, like a private
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  Speaker 1: in my bad I said master, I meant primary.
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  Speaker 6: That's still your roommates. But I mean even though you
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  Speaker 6: didn't have a lot of interactions.
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  Speaker 3: Agree with on that one. Like a roommate roommate is
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  Speaker 3: where like they're on the lease.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and everything shared and you hang out and watch TV.
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  Speaker 6: I always had the best time with roommates. We only
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  Speaker 6: had one issue one time where when of the roommates
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  Speaker 6: is like, oh yeah, my buddy needs a place to stay,
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  Speaker 6: and it was supposed to be like four days, I
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  Speaker 6: ended up being six months, sleep it on the couch.
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  Speaker 6: But I've been in those types of situations, so I
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  Speaker 6: didn't really have a major issue with it. But then eventually,
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  Speaker 6: like everybody's like, Okay, this guy's been.
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  Speaker 1: Here long enough. He's not like trying to get out,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, so he has to leave. If it's a
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  Speaker 1: friend and you go on a plate that I think
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  Speaker 1: that's a little bit different. But like when you're out
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  Speaker 1: there and posting an ad looking for a roommate, I
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  Speaker 1: would have no interest of these. You're just gonna get
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  Speaker 1: weird those.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's a stranger, no way. Some of the
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  Speaker 2: best times in my life were with my roommate and
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  Speaker 2: our mutual friend Rip Robin. She and I guys were
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  Speaker 2: friends already, right, it wasn't Robin, but she was a
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  Speaker 2: mutual friend of ours. She came over one night and
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  Speaker 2: to my roommate, we did the ye old put shaving
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  Speaker 2: cream on his hand while he cast out drunk, and
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  Speaker 2: I'll take his face, oh like twenty seven okay, And
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  Speaker 2: then he goes to scratch his face gets shaving cream everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: So his retaliation to me the day before he moved out,
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  Speaker 2: which he thought was equivalent to shaving cream on the face,
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  Speaker 2: was to pour syrup all over the carpet and then
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  Speaker 2: put potting soil on noise.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I would equivalent, you got burned hard, gread.
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  Speaker 2: Let's vandalize the place.
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  Speaker 1: But was what you said, would he?
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  Speaker 6: Some of my roommates were from member craig List, just like.
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  Speaker 1: I did that one time. But we did interview and
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  Speaker 1: we interviewed them to make sure we did. But again,
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  Speaker 1: everybody sends their representative. Like whenever you meet somebody job interviews,
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  Speaker 1: I always try to like whenever I'm interviewing somebody for
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  Speaker 1: a position, like I try to see through whatever they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to show me, right because I feel like I'm
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  Speaker 1: the distrusting person anyway. But everybody sends their best represented,
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  Speaker 1: the best, absolute best version of themselves, and it takes
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  Speaker 1: sometimes a couple of weeks, maybe even a couple of months.
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  Speaker 1: That's whether you're dating or interviewing, and then you really
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  Speaker 1: start to see how they really are back. You have
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  Speaker 1: to you have to break you have to break that down.
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  Speaker 6: Give them that much time, because like I could meet
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  Speaker 6: somebody within the first ten seconds, I'm like, oh, this
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  Speaker 6: person so well, you're amazing.
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  Speaker 3: This person is not good, has a better he has
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  Speaker 3: a better personal radar than I think most Most people
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  Speaker 3: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass because people were like, well, it didn't seem crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yeah right, and then next thing you know, you're in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship or you hired this person and to trust
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  Speaker 1: and now you're stuck in a nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then then and then you uh yeah, you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: they seem cool whatever, blah blah, and then you're like
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  Speaker 6: shocked by it.
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  Speaker 8: My last roommate he spent all his money and he
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  Speaker 8: went to Brazil into Ayahuasca nice. So you had to
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  Speaker 8: like kick him out because he wasn't paying rent.
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  Speaker 3: So Sea Bass in your roommate situation, he said, you
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  Speaker 3: did that once one time with non friends. It was
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  Speaker 3: I honestly don't remember why I did this. There was
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  Speaker 3: it was an older, older girl. She was twenty five,
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  Speaker 3: she's pretty hot too, and she was only going to
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  Speaker 3: live in this place for two more months, and she said, hey,
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  Speaker 3: do I need you know Craigslsted a roommate. And I
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  Speaker 3: said sure, and I moved in and they made me
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  Speaker 3: sign on the lease and then she left and they
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  Speaker 3: tried to get me to like they tried to hold
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  Speaker 3: me for the whole twelve months, and I was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I can't, Like I literally couldn't afford anything. I yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I was buying a loaf of bread and a pound
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  Speaker 3: of bologny every day because that's all I could afford. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I had a U Haul repossessed for me during that time.
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  Speaker 1: I possessed because you rented it and just held out there.
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  Speaker 1: I was, yes, I was too young.
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  Speaker 3: I was under twenty five, so I was too young
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  Speaker 3: to qualify for a car rental. But I need to
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  Speaker 3: get to my jobs. I was like, hey, you haul. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And then like one day turned into six or seven.
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  Speaker 3: Then one day I looked out the window and there
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  Speaker 3: was a U Haul the back of a pickup truck
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  Speaker 3: taking the bus home.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that's ghetto.
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  Speaker 3: And I was working like a nice corporate office too.
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  Speaker 3: Your U Haul, dude, your rides here, that's hilarious. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I guess I guess it's gonna be an hour and.
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  Speaker 1: A half on the bus. That's so you've always been strange. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: I work with a guy who shows up in the
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  Speaker 1: U haul every day. I forget it's up on the
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  Speaker 1: rested development. They would drive the stairs their car and
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  Speaker 1: get to pop up.
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  Speaker 3: After that, I bought somebody's used car, not to live in,
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  Speaker 3: but I lived in their garage for a while, and
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  Speaker 3: much like menace a situation, one of the rooms didn't
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  Speaker 3: like that after a while.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, Hey, dude, what's up.
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  Speaker 3: Who's this weirdo living in the garage? Those were all
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  Speaker 3: friends of mine. I had much I had longer lease.
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  Speaker 1: On that one.
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  Speaker 6: But I will say this, you are ahead of your
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  Speaker 6: time because the street takeovers. They're starting to rent like
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  Speaker 6: U haul trucks and stuff and doing three sixties.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah and U hauls. Yeah, it makes sense because
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  Speaker 1: you had a lot of these are up.
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  Speaker 3: These are no good teens, and no good teens can't
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  Speaker 3: get a you know, first rent a car. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: wonder why because they're not twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: So they go to home depot and get one of
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  Speaker 1: these trucks. You do burnouts and whatever.
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  Speaker 3: If they put it on some either somebody else's credit
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  Speaker 3: card or a debit card that they don't have any
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  Speaker 3: money on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If you want
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  Speaker 1: we'd love to have you. You can always check in. Send
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  Speaker 2: A Woody show.
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  Speaker 1: There was a something that started at all number of
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  Speaker 1: years ago with a woman. It was after Christmas and
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  Speaker 1: she attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that
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  Speaker 1: she had bought by eight four Christmas, and it was
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  Speaker 1: after New Year's it was well after New Year after Chris. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then the thing it was completely dead and it was
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  Speaker 1: like a Lows or a home deeper or something. She
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  Speaker 1: and she brought it back and they took it back.
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  Speaker 4: Who doesn't just kick her out?
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  Speaker 2: I know? I hate that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the other place that was always notorious for their
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  Speaker 1: super liberal return policy was bed Bath and Beyond when
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  Speaker 1: they were around, and now they're not around.
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  Speaker 2: Go figure out the Nordstrom famously as well. People would
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  Speaker 2: return stuff there that they don't even sell.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, like tires Costco too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Costco. And so a number of years ago we
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  Speaker 1: started something called will they take it back? And Sea
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  Speaker 1: Bass was bringing all kinds of stuff, like the people
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  Speaker 1: that will complain, they'll order something in a restaurant, they'll
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  Speaker 1: eat ninety percent of what's on their plate and then
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: talk about how it wasn't any good, terrible, yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: they want a refund. So one was speaking of Costco
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  Speaker 1: and their liberal return policy when Sea Bass took the
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  Speaker 1: slice of Costco pizza from the food court. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all but one byte left, all but one pepperoni slice.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, one one pepperoni slice, and then brought it
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  Speaker 1: his widow.
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  Speaker 4: Tom couldn't handle it.
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  Speaker 1: And brought it, brought it back up and brought it
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  Speaker 1: back up to the to the window and just to see.
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  Speaker 1: And then we try to take a guess if they'll
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  Speaker 1: if they'll take it back or not. And so we
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: were talking about remember the scene in American Pie with
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  Speaker 1: the apple pie? Sure right, and he humped the apple pie.
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  Speaker 1: And then uh, we were talking about you know, people
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  Speaker 1: putting holes and watermelons, pumpkins and pumpkins and you know whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And so we said, hey, what if we cut a
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  Speaker 1: hole in a pumpkin or cut a hole in this
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  Speaker 1: case of watermelon, would they take it back at the store.
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  Speaker 1: Was this a grocery store? Where did you go? Grocery store?
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  Speaker 7: Grocery store?
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  Speaker 1: All right, And so we were gonna have sea bass
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  Speaker 1: to it originally, and we figured, well, the cops might
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  Speaker 1: get called or something. It might be a little uh,
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  Speaker 1: it might be a.
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  Speaker 3: Guy acting out on his perversions. Because we're this is
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  Speaker 3: a consumer service. What we're trying to do here. This
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  Speaker 3: is for you, the people out there as consumers. So yeah,
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: we put a layer of separation from it and say,
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: well let's have a lady do it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Morgan went to the grocery store with the with
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  Speaker 1: the watermelon. It's got the hole in it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just sent you guys a picture. It's got
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  Speaker 7: a pretty big hole in it. I wanted to make
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  Speaker 7: it obvious.
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  Speaker 1: Looks like a Gina's husband with the town got it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure does. Take a look.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry, I wanted I want to do. But also, this
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  Speaker 8: was a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the
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  Speaker 8: huge ones.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: So she goes back in. Will they take it back?
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  Speaker 7: So I have a question. I actually have a return.
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  Speaker 7: Can I do that with you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, So I want to return this produce.
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  Speaker 8: Here's the receipt you when you pull it up, it's
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  Speaker 8: a it's a small watermelon, right. Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: So my husband and I we saw this funny like
• 12:53
  Speaker 9: article on Cosmo.
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  Speaker 7: Like if you puts his you know, piece in.
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  Speaker 9: There, then it like feels really good, right, and then
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  Speaker 9: if I drink it, it's really healthy.
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  Speaker 7: But my husband is so big that I need to
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  Speaker 7: get a bigger watermelon. This one's too small.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: My name is Gina.
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  Speaker 9: By the way, it's.
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  Speaker 7: Just because my husband is just so big.
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  Speaker 2: Take a moment.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna take a moment. Wow, you're looking at what
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  Speaker 1: you were handing. Her was at least in a bag.
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  Speaker 1: Read it.
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  Speaker 7: There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
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  Speaker 7: someone to walk over to.
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  Speaker 3: Just a moment type of okay for the listeners, this
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  Speaker 3: is a watermelon that makes the size of two cantalopes.
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  Speaker 1: But again, the whole is the size of two fists.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, her husband is very big.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's abstantial.
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  Speaker 7: The way, it's just because my husband is just so big.
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  Speaker 7: Take a moment, Norris, it's a great article. Have you
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  Speaker 7: do you read Cosmo? I don't know, no, yeh.
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  Speaker 9: It's supposed to be super healthy for you, like if
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  Speaker 9: you drink it after he puts it in, it's like
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  Speaker 9: good for your your gut biome.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds convinced.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 1: So the person comes over and that's the person you're okay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, which I assume is the manager.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So the question is, well, will they
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  Speaker 3: take this u so not only the premises my my
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  Speaker 3: husband's having sex with the watermelon, but number two, I've
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  Speaker 3: got to then consume the water because it's healthy for
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  Speaker 3: a two B two C here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So will will they take back this raped
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  Speaker 1: watermelon from Gina's husband? What do you think? We'll start
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  Speaker 1: with you, Gina?
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  Speaker 4: There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, when you see the picture, it's it's there's I mean,
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  Speaker 5: not only is the whole giant, but it looks like
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  Speaker 5: all the way down is empty. Now okay, there's nothing left. Well,
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  Speaker 5: I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 5: no way.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, no, Greg.
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  Speaker 2: Gory, seeing the picture, I would think no, but hearing
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: how accommodating this woman is, I'm gonna say yes, all right, menace.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna take it back for sure.
• 15:08
  Speaker 7: I think they're gonna take it back.
• 15:09
  Speaker 8: There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,
• 15:11
  Speaker 8: but next time we can't see.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: I think this is a let's get her out of
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: here soon as possible situation.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of feel that same way, like, do
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: they want to take it back? No, But at the
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: same time, you're the manager, big chain grocery store. It's
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: one watermelon, do you really care? Are you gonna Are
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: you gonna argue and fight with this person or potentially
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: not that you were being hostile.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: No, we were having a great conversation.
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: And educational.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes, they will
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: take it back. Let's find out.
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, your card right here.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: For me to my card here?
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Cosmo magazine.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: It's so honorable.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: But it's great, especially if you have a.
• 15:56
  Speaker 9: Boyfriend and that's the receipt for the return. All right, great,
• 16:03
  Speaker 9: and then I'll just have to get a bigger one.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's right that way.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is a huge public service because I think
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Greg's in the same boat. But like, I won't take
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: anything back to the grocery store, so I'm too embarrassed.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Now I have nothing to be like, if it's moldy,
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: I want to take.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: It back now I will, yeah, I mean it's embarrassing
• 16:22
  Speaker 8: to take back, but they'll take it.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll take anything.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: If you want to see the whole it's on our
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: Instagram story right now. At the way.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: Subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: You get a hat and you get a little tips
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: for sex, you know.
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: But I will say, you guys are right. I think
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: I got the vibe of like, let's get her out
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: of here. Yeah, because you could go crazy to serving
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: the people.
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: And of course it was I went to the girls something.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: You were being very sweet, but keep on talking about
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: penis so yeah, drinking, yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: Obsessed with them and yeah, I mean, who knows it
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: could be good for your gout biome. Yeah, someone try
• 16:58
  Speaker 8: it at home and then text I let you know.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, or don't trot it at home because you
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: heard about it on the show. Please don't do that.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah's kidding, Yeah that's Morgan.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: It's more ambient funny guys. Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: That was for entertainment purposes only, right, exactly. That's a
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: medical sexual device eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: us over to two two nine eighty seven.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Really ever, since we.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Had Morgan's will they take it back? Here's another good
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: one from when Sea Bass has done it? Will they
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: take it back? This is from Let's See twenty twenty two.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: This was after Thanksgiving and Sea Bass went to try
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: to return this card. The Mother's Day one is still
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: my favorite, but this one, this one's good too. Again
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: just testing the really liberal return policies different places.
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: this one in my mom, but then I finished it
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: to my wife and I warning, if there's a away
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I could exchange. It's wrote in it, Yes, so's I
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: hope you always know how much you mean. Happy Thanksgiving
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: to my queaf and Queen you.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Mom, And obviously I don't want.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Her Queen.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: And Queen.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Oh no, how large do you return stuff at a store?
• 18:28
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I bought a little mini fridge that ended up being
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: the wrong size because it was supposed to fit in
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: the uh this one open, yes, this space, and it
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: was a little too tall, and I meant to bring
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it back. I meant to return it never did end
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: up giving it to somebody because it was such a
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: hassle to bring it back.
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: I never returned stuff with stores. But you know, the
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: lady in my life, it's like her full time job.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I always intend I intend to.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: after your messes.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you spend too much atturning any of my stuff. Well,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: that's why I bought the robot.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: It's called the Yeah, it's made by one X Technologies,
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: the Neo Robot.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six and it's going
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: to have a robot that can fetch them coffee.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: returning my stuff, it's just random stuff. And my mom
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: was that way too. You guys remember Mervin's.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, let she was there every week.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Returning stuff, all right. The card, the Thanksgiving card, the
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: qleef queen. We all know the answer because we we've
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: played this before. But everybody else, I hope got your
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: guests in. Did they take it back?
• 19:43
  Speaker 9: No, because it's thridden already on it and we wouldn't
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: be able to like resell it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, I hear what you're saying like how I can
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: reward it or scratch it out, you know, like what
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: mom word rhymes with queafing?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: You don't want to purchase another one?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I might have to do that, I guess, but I
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: was just trying to I didn't want to be wasteful.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: You know, I'll keep thinking about it. I may come back,
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: thanks very much.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: They did not take it back again. Yeah, Sea Mass
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: just put up another sign.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up so again.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Our security people here signs lovely people. One of their
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: one of their jobs as security is to restock paper towels.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Shows how much security workers does here? Who does it?
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the security people do.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: They do They stock the snacks and everything. They got
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: nothing else going. I thought that was the office manager
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: guy too, he orders it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: So what they do, though, Greg, and I'm sure you've
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: noticed this is so they you know, this includes paper towels,
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: And we have little paper towel holders besides each sink,
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: and those are lovely. What they do though, is they'll
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: bring an extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in plastic.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: And uh, if the paper towel roll is full on
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: the sink, they'll just take that plastic covered paper towel roll,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: just set it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Down on the counter. What we have limitless cabinets.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: They're all empty.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: What do you is that?
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Just not clutter?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: An eye sword?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: It is the other issue I have with the paper towels.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: They'll be a paper towel holder and it's nothing but
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: the cardboard because it ran out. So I think to myself, oh,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: there must not be more. No, there's more in the cupboard,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: but you use the last one and then you just walk.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Well that's it is. And because everybody who works here
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: turns into an animal when they walk through the door.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: So my sign says extra paper towels go in the
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: cabin it's not in the counter with little up arrow
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: and down. Well, you know what, because if I told
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: it to them, I don't think they don't they get it.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: And I'm also not the they wouldn't get it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: I think one of them would get it.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not to get Yeah, they don't seem like it,
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: no offense, they don't seem like highly like I'm not
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: the right person to tell it to them.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not there, I'm not their boss.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: You're too smart for them right already too high level conversation.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I've already broken them of one bad habit where boy,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: we have again limitless counters where they would take the
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: plastic utensils, knife, forks, et cetera. And they would put
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: those in coffee cups and stack those in the counter
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: as opposed to in the drawers where they belong.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: So I look at them, I don't care about any
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: of this.
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: The thing that I don't understand, I thought this was
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: the this sign was gonna be for the bathroom.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought too. I thought it was for
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: because people will grab paper towels to dry their hands,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: and there's a big garbage can right there. Somehow they
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: can't get the paper towel into the garbage can and
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: it ends up on the floor. They they see, they
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: see that it hits the floor, and they good enough
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and they keep they just keep walking out. The other
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: thing they'll do is there's another paper towel dispenser on
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: the counter between the two sinks. They'll take however many
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: they need, it be a couple extra that sit on
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the counter because they came out from the dispenser and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: they just sit on the counter to then just get
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: wet by everybody splashes just soaked, and they just leave them.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I thought that's what your sign was. That's another paper
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: towels go in this trash can.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: But I think we can all agree that, Like women
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: are very messy. My side of the bathroom is insane,
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: to trash can and peeing on the wall.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: We have clutter exactly because that's you guys.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: What you're talking about is a biohazard issue.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, And would he I agree with Sea Bass. You
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: of all people, you're like, oh, they're putting utensils in
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: a cup. I don't care about that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: An organized place, I don't necessarily care about that. If
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: a handful of plastic forks and he's put them on
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: the counter all loose, like the way the Sea Bass
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: keeps his his utensils at his apartment to like in
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a drawer, would just throw them in they're all loose, you,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I would throw plastic utensils loose in, just all loose, right,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't want to deal with that. But like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: if they're in a cup on the counter, I'm.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Drawers design for this, drawers with utensil.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Holder the counter with paper towels, and that that part
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: of paper towels sitting on the counter, like if they're loose, yes, okay,
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: I don't like that, But they're loose forks on the counter,
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: yeah okay, But they're in the cup.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: They're organized. It's like how you keep pens in a
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: cup on your desk, or like if depends are just
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: all over the place on your desk, that's different. That's clutter.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: But what if the cup is sitting next to the
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: pen drawer where the the counter.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Spaces were working on, not for the other places. This
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: is more of the fault of the office worker, not
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: the people that are stalking it, because they're trying to
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: the people stalking it are just trying to say, hey,
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: there are more paper towels available if you run out.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And you know where.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: If I had a question, I would say, oh, look
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: at this cabinet right in front of my face.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: they're storing.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Things in there.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I think they're trying to help, but I think, for example,
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: these are all first world problems.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I don't get triggered enough to create a sign you're triggered.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: It's not being triggered. It's being normal, Yes, it's being courteous. Yes,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: it's being a functioning adult. Like would I prefer it
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: that way? Sure?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Like does it bother me that they're in the cup
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: as opposed to the drawer? No it should, But I
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: create a stop down my day to create a sign.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: You're being hyper.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: This is a guy who throws here my argument here,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: This is a guy who claims that if he gets change,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: he throws it on the ground because it saves him time,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and his time is so precious that the act of
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: taking change from a cashier and placing it in his
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: pocket is a quote waste of time and doing other things.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: He sat and created a sign priority. No, it's not
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: that it took it. That's not the point to him.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Putting from your hand to your pocket change is a waste.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: Of okay, So but I think he would argue that
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: that time save gives him more time to make sign.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: This sign saves me what has now been hundreds of
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: times of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: and putting it up in the.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Like you know what a great country? You know, like
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: what a get.
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: To a great country like Japan?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Because they left unless you're talking about curing cancer. Everything
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: we do is a quote waste of time. Yes, because
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you could always say, like, don't you have anything better
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: to Greig?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Why'd you buy that hat? You could have donated. That's
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: just the money to the.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Kids, right, I mean it's like, what, what do we
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: care about it anymore? Nothing? Apparently. Yeah, we need to
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: have a come to Jesus meeting with everybody that works
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: in this building, because everybody's a pig.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Well that's every that's every office I've ever been at.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I know it's not it's not exclusive.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Can it can be stopped if you step, put your
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: foot down. Let me put cameras in the bathrooms people more.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: When the show is coming up there, what do you show?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back