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Hour 3 - Kitty Litter · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, shaka Laca.
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Speaker 2: It's our number berth three, our number three, and the
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Speaker 2: NBA is back. It is back, and we have an
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Speaker 2: amazing story. This is such an NBA brand story out
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Speaker 2: of New York. How does Carl Anthony Towns not knowing
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Speaker 2: his role in the Knickerbocker offense sound to you? As
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Speaker 2: the season begins, He's like, I don't really know what
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Speaker 2: my role is. Are you surprised by the story of
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Speaker 2: Russell Westbrook being fed up with Lebron James that has
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Speaker 2: been making the rounds and in baseball? Should Angel fans
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Speaker 2: be bummed out that both Albert Pujos and Tory Hunter
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Speaker 2: areset to be out of the managerial search in Anaheim.
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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that as well. Here it is our
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Speaker 2: number three. Well, a perfect way to begin a new
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Speaker 2: season with some kitty litter. Welcome in the beginning of
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Speaker 2: another hour of the Ben Malors Show. We are in
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Speaker 1: We are you talking about basketball? I don't understand. Calm down,
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Speaker 1: we'll get back to the football. I want to talk
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Speaker 1: about this.
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Speaker 2: The twenty twenty five twenty six NBA regular season gets
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Speaker 2: started tonight. We got double barrel action. That's right, the
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Speaker 2: reigning champions. How weird is this? I know Kyrie and Okase,
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Speaker 2: he's happy about it. But Oklahoma City opens up the
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Speaker 2: traditional championship team opening up the following season, Oklahoma City
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Speaker 2: was shaking Jogis Alexander taking on the Roquets, and that
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Speaker 2: game in Oklahoma, the champs get the lead off position,
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Speaker 2: they are in the pole position, and then you have
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Speaker 2: the old Geezers. Although Lebron not playing, the Warriors favored
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Speaker 2: on the road in Lala Land against the Lakers. And
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Speaker 2: yet the story that most people are yapping about is
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Speaker 2: not the games. It's never really about the games. During
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Speaker 2: the regular season. Instead, it's something out of Gotham. And
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Speaker 2: this is such a good story that I'm going there
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Speaker 2: a m It's a great story. So if you don't
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Speaker 2: know where I'm going with this because you're not paying
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Speaker 2: attention to, bad job you.
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Speaker 1: And we'll get back to all the.
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Speaker 2: Baseball stuff as the Blue Jays are into the World
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Speaker 2: Series now to take on the Dodgers and the two
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Speaker 2: Monday night football games. So you didn't see this New
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Speaker 2: York knickerbocker and longtime Minnesota timberwolf Karl Anthony Towns, he
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Speaker 2: revealed this week as the season begins, he does not
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Speaker 2: fully know what his role with the team is going
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Speaker 2: to be under the new offense of Mike Brown. What
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Speaker 2: can Brown do for you?
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Speaker 1: He says?
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Speaker 2: Eventually we'll figure it out, he said, quote honestly. When
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Speaker 2: asked point blank what was going to happen, he said,
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Speaker 2: quote honestly, I don't know, but we're figuring it out,
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Speaker 2: he told reporters this week.
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Speaker 1: Close quote. So that's a good jumping off point.
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Speaker 2: Let us discuss the question, how does Carl Anthony Towns.
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Speaker 1: Not knowing his role in the Knickerbocker offense sound to you?
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Speaker 1: So on this one. I've got Harrison.
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Speaker 2: Ford, Deli Counter and and Spirit Halloween, and we're gonna
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Speaker 2: put them all on a.
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Speaker 1: Basket and we're gonna knock them down.
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Speaker 2: We're gonna put them on that the tray, you know,
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Speaker 2: the moneyball thing, the three point contest that they have,
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Speaker 2: and they have those trays with the balls, and we're
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Speaker 2: gonna put them all the entrey and we're gonna knock
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Speaker 2: all the shots down because I am Moneyball Mallard. That's
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Speaker 2: one of my nicknames. Fer Dog actually knows that, all right,
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Speaker 2: So to lead off here, and I don't need to
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Speaker 2: use any radio cycle babble. I can use it if
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Speaker 2: you want. This is not that hard. Karl Anthony Towns.
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Speaker 2: And I saw the clip. He didn't look, he didn't
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Speaker 2: sound Karl Anthony Towns like a guy that's happy. That
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Speaker 2: doesn't mean that everything's gonna fall apart. You don't always
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Speaker 2: have to be happy at work. There are days we
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Speaker 2: all are not happy when we go to work. But
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Speaker 2: the Knickerbucker is the thing that's the fascinating part of this.
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Speaker 2: The Knicks are paying this guy, this kiddy cat, over
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Speaker 2: fifty million dollars this season, fifty three million dollars. This
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Speaker 2: is supposed to be your co headliner, your Broadway, well
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Speaker 2: technically your off Broadway, but you could be on Broadway.
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Speaker 3: Now.
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Speaker 2: I was told by someone that works in the theater
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Speaker 2: business that Broadway and off Broadway are just terms to
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Speaker 2: describe the number of seats in a theater.
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Speaker 1: Meaning you know, I've.
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Speaker 2: Been to one Broadway show in my life and I
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Speaker 2: hated it because the seats. He was an old theater,
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Speaker 2: like one hundred year old theater, and I'm a tall guy,
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Speaker 2: and it just didn't really work out for me. It
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Speaker 2: was very uncomfortable. I thought my knees were going to
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Speaker 2: have to be cut off and all that. But I
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Speaker 2: was saying to this person who works in that business,
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Speaker 2: and they're like, well, Broadway means you have X number
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Speaker 2: of seats, and I don't remember off the top of
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Speaker 2: my head with the number was Off Broadway means it's
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Speaker 2: a smaller venue. That's all that means. So but the nixt,
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Speaker 2: let's say, we'll say off Broadway. It sounds funnier off Broadway.
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Speaker 2: So you've got your co headliner. You've got Karl Anthony Townsend,
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Speaker 2: Jalen Brunson right there in the Big Apple trying to
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Speaker 2: win a Tony Award, and they have a better chance
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Speaker 2: of winning a Tony Award than they do an NBA Championship.
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Speaker 2: So we've got that and the curtains to go up,
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Speaker 2: and the star actor doesn't know the lines because they
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Speaker 2: haven't figured out what scenes he's in. Okay, Now, this
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Speaker 2: also comes across to me as a subtle jab by
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Speaker 2: the player Karl Anthony Towns at Mike Brown. It's it's
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Speaker 2: we're figuring it out, which is code for they've got
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Speaker 2: no plan. Right the way I interpret it, they have
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Speaker 2: no plan, and the New York Knicks twenty twenty five
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Speaker 2: twenty six offensive system is.
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Speaker 1: Eh, well wing it what. I'll just well figure it out?
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Speaker 1: Why not?
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Speaker 2: Now, Mike Brown is playing the role of Harrison Ford
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Speaker 2: as Indiana Jones. That famous line from Indiana Jones, the original,
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Speaker 2: making this up as I go along, I'm making this up.
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Speaker 2: It's a bad sign, said, There's plenty of time between
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Speaker 2: now in the summer of next year when they crowned champion,
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Speaker 2: the summer the summer of next year. All right, but
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Speaker 2: here's the thing, Right, you're not supposed to be figuring
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Speaker 2: things out. You're supposed to be fine tuning during the
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Speaker 2: regular season and all that, especially when you're paying a
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Speaker 2: guy fifty plus million dollars a year and the nobody
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Speaker 2: knows anything. Approach to this, which seems to be going on.
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Speaker 2: The flying by the scene of your pants for the
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Speaker 2: New York Knickerbockers is intriguing. I guess you can call
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Speaker 2: the Knicks dazed and confused. Dazed and confused. Now, Karl
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Speaker 2: Anthony Towns is not a shrinking violet. He's good for
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Speaker 2: sports radio. He's good for sports radio. And the reason
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Speaker 2: he's good for sports radio is because he's he chokes
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Speaker 2: in most big games and he does this passive aggressive thing.
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Speaker 2: And this is passive aggressive. He's like, I don't like
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Speaker 2: what's happening here. But he didn't say I don't like
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Speaker 2: what's happening here yet, he said I don't like what's
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Speaker 2: happening here. And you could hear that that snicker from
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Speaker 2: some old school Timberwolves fans in Minnesota.
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Speaker 1: I remember that guy. That's the guy I remember right there.
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Speaker 1: How do you like that? In New York? There you go?
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Speaker 1: How's that going for you? All right?
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Speaker 2: Furthermore, outside of the Big Apple, another storyline as the
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Speaker 2: basketball season gets going here. We were gifted a vintage
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Speaker 2: basketball drama Orama. That's right, a drama o rama. Now
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Speaker 2: I read that Sacramento guard. How weird is that Sacramento
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Speaker 2: guard Russell Westbrook the vagabond of vagabonds in the NBA.
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Speaker 2: Russell Westbrook is up to his old tricks here. So
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Speaker 2: it's this long wordy story this week written. I think
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Speaker 2: it was about the Ringer. I think it was the Ringer.
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Speaker 2: I read it in and so I a lot of words,
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Speaker 2: a lot of words. I read the thing and the
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Speaker 2: headline is that Russell Westbrook grew tired of Lebron James
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Speaker 2: fake behavior during their time together as teammates with the Lakers.
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Speaker 2: So that's pretty juicy. It seems like a good meet
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Speaker 2: the story, and it's not where's the beef? There's some
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Speaker 2: beef there. So let us discuss the question, are you
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Speaker 2: surprised that Russell Westbury? Are you surprised by the story
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Speaker 2: that Russell Westbrook was fed up with Camron?
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Speaker 1: All right, so on this one, obviously it's a yes. No.
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Speaker 2: But I'm shaking my head. No, I'm shaking my head. No,
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Speaker 2: I'm not surprised, not even a little bit, not even
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Speaker 2: this much. I'm not surprised at all. And the reason
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Speaker 2: that I am not surprised is because this is hot
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Speaker 2: take validation. If you go back Lucky Tony and he
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Speaker 2: likes to fact check and go back at look at
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Speaker 2: oat takes. If you go back to the archive, the
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Speaker 2: audio vault of the Ben Mather Show several years back,
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Speaker 2: when these guys were teammates, and all that it is.
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Speaker 2: Validation is what it is. Because the purple and gold
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Speaker 2: Birdie lit don't Birdie? That don't Birdie was chirping my direction.
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Speaker 2: Believe or not, there are people that around the Lakers
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Speaker 2: universe who for some reason tell me stuff because people
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Speaker 2: love to gossip.
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Speaker 1: I don't think it's just me. I think they probably
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Speaker 1: tell everybody. But I'm one of the people that they tell.
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Speaker 2: And so this is another chapter yet again in the
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Speaker 2: soap opera of Lebron. We've seen this for many, many years,
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Speaker 2: the curated image of Lebron James. Of course, this was
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Speaker 2: all mentioned some of my favorite Lebron stories. The time
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Speaker 2: that he claimed The Godfather was his favorite movie. He
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Speaker 2: loved The Godfather, and then a reporter said, oh really, okay,
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Speaker 2: what's what's your favorite line from the Godfather. Now, now
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Speaker 2: most people would say, I don't know, take the take
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Speaker 2: the Canoli's leave the gun or something like that. His
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Speaker 2: line was he didn't have one because everyone's got like
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Speaker 2: I like, I don't love the god I like, so
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Speaker 2: I quote some of the lines like my all time
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Speaker 2: favorite movie.
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Speaker 1: Like that, but I've quoted it.
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Speaker 2: You asked me to quote a line, We'll make him
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Speaker 2: an offer he can't refuse, or something like that from
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Speaker 2: the Godfather trilogy. He couldn't do any of that, So
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Speaker 2: that was good. And then many people have pointed out
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Speaker 2: the greatest lebron story of all time is when he
12:07
Speaker 2: you know, he said, oh, I'm gonna carry around an
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Speaker 2: autobiography of Malcolm X. Right, I'm gonnahow everyone how cool
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Speaker 2: I am? You know, a hip I am? And all
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Speaker 2: that stuff. So he's got this autobiography of Malcolm X
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Speaker 2: and so somebody, what do you think about the book?
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Speaker 2: He couldn't answer it because he hadn't read the book.
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Speaker 1: He was just carrying. It was a prop. It was hilarious.
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Speaker 2: So Russell Westbrook, what he just did is say that
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Speaker 2: the story indicated he had said the quiet part out
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Speaker 2: loud and all that stuff, and everyone around the league
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Speaker 2: knows Russ was frustrated. Now, to be fair, he also
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Speaker 2: sucked with the Lakers, like he was a terrible player
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Speaker 2: with the Lakers, missing a lot of shots and he
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Speaker 2: just didn't it didn't work. But Westbrook, if you want
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Speaker 2: to get down to the nitty gritty, he can go
12:46
Speaker 2: down to the deli counter. And I do recommend it.
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Speaker 2: He can go down to the deli counter at the
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Speaker 2: Lebron Haters Club. It's a special. There's a deli in
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Speaker 2: the back. Which you do is you go through the door,
12:55
Speaker 2: you turn right, you go down the hallway, you make
12:57
Speaker 2: a left turn, you go down Aisle seven. You go
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Speaker 2: buy Supermarket Steve. He's working off to the right there
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Speaker 2: he's putting cans of tomato sauce on the showf So
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Speaker 2: you go buy Supermarket Steve.
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Speaker 1: You make another left.
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Speaker 2: Turn, and then you go to the very back and
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Speaker 2: then there there it is Lebron Haters Club Delhi and
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Speaker 2: right there take a number. And for Lebron authenticity, the
13:18
Speaker 2: authenticity is not part of the package.
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Speaker 1: It is not. He is a.
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Speaker 2: Brand, not a dude, due not a new not There's
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Speaker 2: a great story also told about Lebron with actor Will Smith, keep.
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Speaker 1: My wife's name out of your mouth.
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Speaker 2: That Will Smith, Yeah, not the Dodger catcher, Will Smith
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Speaker 2: and Lebron being totally phony.
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Speaker 1: So good stuff, all right.
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Speaker 2: Now, last thing, by request from Fergnog, we go to Anaheim,
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Speaker 2: the Big A in Anaheim, and they the Angels. Did
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Speaker 2: they play in the plug? No, they did not play
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Speaker 2: the plug. Why are we talking about them? Because they're
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Speaker 2: in the news, that's why, all right, the supporting news. So,
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Speaker 2: the Angels had two high profile managerial candidates. They had,
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Speaker 2: on one hand, Albert Pools, who they're still paying for
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Speaker 2: like another thirty years or whatever. Albert Puolos and Tory Hunter.
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Speaker 2: Very popular Tory Hunter Albert Poolos not so much so
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Speaker 2: the Angels. We've were told they have informed both Tory
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Speaker 2: Hunter and one of the most popular players in franchise history,
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Speaker 2: and Albert Pulos not that they will will not be
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Speaker 2: managing the team. They're no longer being considered as the
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Speaker 2: next skipper of the Halos.
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Speaker 1: There are said.
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Speaker 2: To be what one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
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Speaker 2: eight openings left, So eight of the thirty members of
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Speaker 2: the cartel do not have managers. The question should Angel
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Speaker 2: fans be bummed out that Albert Pulos and Tory Hunter
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Speaker 2: are out of the managerial race, and so the answer
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Speaker 2: is en to the O, N to the O, to
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Speaker 2: the O to the O end to the O. Now,
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Speaker 2: some people who support the Halos are acting like, oh
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Speaker 2: my god, we've We've just lost the World Series again.
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Speaker 1: This is so embarrassed. Of course, you don't make the playoffs,
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Speaker 1: so you can't lose the World Series. And I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: but I'm not sorry. This is like no big deal.
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Speaker 2: This is no big deal, and you're actually likely going
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Speaker 2: to come out ahead. Although knowing the Angels, they're going
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Speaker 2: to go down to a graveyard and dig up Gene
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Speaker 2: Mock and bring him back to manage the team. But
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Speaker 2: I digress.
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Speaker 1: And so.
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Speaker 2: It's not the reason I say it's nobody doing. It's
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Speaker 2: not nineteen ninety eight, it's not nineteen eighty seven or
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Speaker 2: something like that.
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Speaker 1: It's it's the year we're in now.
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Speaker 2: The managerial job is like the Sopranos.
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Speaker 1: No show job is what it is.
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Speaker 2: It's like going down to spirit Halloween. Can I get
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Speaker 2: the Halloween costume? Yes, you can get the Halloween costume
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Speaker 2: as a big league manager. Okay, what's the big league
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Speaker 2: manager spirit Halloween costume. So that is they give you
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Speaker 2: a hat, they give you a hoodie, they give you
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Speaker 2: some baseball pants, and they give you a lineup car.
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Speaker 2: There's a three ring binder that comes from the analytics department,
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Speaker 2: and you just have to read from the binder.
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Speaker 1: That's it.
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Speaker 2: That's your spirit Halloween Big League manager costume. You're basically
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Speaker 2: a middle manager at Walmart, is what you are. And
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Speaker 2: if they had hired they being the Angels, if they
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Speaker 2: had hired Albert Poohos a Tory hunter, they wouldn't have
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Speaker 2: hired them because they think they're great manager material and
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Speaker 2: they're going to lead a team to a championship. The
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Speaker 2: reason you would hire someone like that with no experience
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Speaker 2: would be, all right, this is somebody that our fan
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Speaker 2: base knows, and we'll bring him in here, and maybe
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Speaker 2: some people buy some tickets because they liked watching this
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Speaker 2: guy play, and they'll get all warm and fuzzy because
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Speaker 2: we're gonna bring this person back. As we said in
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Speaker 2: a previous episode of the show, it's like a mascot
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Speaker 2: type thing. It's like, well, the players aren't that compelling.
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Speaker 2: Even Mike Trout has aged out and he's just a
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Speaker 2: shell of what he had been in his salad days.
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Speaker 2: And so you don't really have any good players and
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Speaker 2: the team's rather dull, and so we'll bring in a
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Speaker 2: manager that has some name value and all that, and
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Speaker 2: the skill if you hire Tory Hunter or Albert Pools
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Speaker 2: or another popular and they can bring back Wally Joyner.
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Speaker 2: But whoever they hire, the primary skill would be the
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Speaker 2: smile when you're on the jumbo trump and when you're
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Speaker 2: on the jumbo tron, make I want cheshire Cat smile.
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Speaker 2: You also have to appear at the rotary club and
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Speaker 2: have to support all the fan engagement stuff. But the Angels,
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Speaker 2: we know they've been irrelevant for a number of years.
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Speaker 2: And what they should they being the Halos the fan base,
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Speaker 2: but it should be upset about the real problem is
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Speaker 2: the fish, as they say, stinks from the top down.
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Speaker 2: And Arti Marino, who some people say is a really
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Speaker 2: nice man, he's an absentee owner in many ways in
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Speaker 2: terms of he doesn't fix stuff that good owners fixed,
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Speaker 2: and he just doesn't take garistoff. And he's changed gms,
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Speaker 2: he's changed managers. The one common denominator has been Arti Marino.
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Speaker 2: Now you can't overcome a bad owner. James Dolan is
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Speaker 2: a crappy owner. But the New York Knicks are a contender.
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Speaker 2: That's just the way that it is. There have been
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Speaker 2: other bad owners that teams end up having success and
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Speaker 2: it ruins the narrative. It just becomes that much more difficult.
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Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mahler Show. And if you'd like
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Speaker 2: to be part of this, we have two open lines.
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Speaker 2: So the first time All Night eight seven, seven ninety
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Speaker 2: nine on Fox eight seven seven nine nine six six
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Speaker 2: three sixty nine. You can sneak in. It's like a
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Speaker 2: little little cheat code situation. You can sneak in there,
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Speaker 2: but not an Astro cheat thing or a George Springer
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Speaker 2: cheat thing.
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Speaker 1: Not like that.
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Speaker 2: As Springer had the big home run the Blue Jays
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Speaker 2: or into the World Series. We'll talk more about that.
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Speaker 2: But time now though, for the Mallor riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: to college football. Texas Tech fans have been asked to
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Speaker 2: stop throwing blank onto the field. Texas Tech. That is
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Speaker 2: a college football team called the Red Raiders in Lubbock, Texas.
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Speaker 2: Texas Tech fans have been asked to stop throwing blank
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Speaker 2: We will pay off the mall Riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: We'll get to that coming up here. Molmentarily the mallor
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Speaker 2: Riddle of the day. Didn't want to mention this is
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Speaker 2: rather interesting. A Denver Bronco player, and I hadn't played
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Speaker 2: much this year. I don't played one game. Coop's not happier.
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Speaker 2: But dra Greenlaw, who was a good player with the Niners,
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Speaker 2: like this guy like made I remember just to kill
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Speaker 2: the rams anyway, Drake Greenlaw is he just came back
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Speaker 2: and missed the entire season, played in the wild game
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Speaker 2: against the Giants, and he has now been suspended without
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Speaker 2: pay for one game, not because of anything he did
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Speaker 2: during the game. He went up and confronted the referee.
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Speaker 2: You know, like that little league baseball game, somebody will
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Speaker 2: confront the umpire after the game. That's essentially what he did.
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Speaker 2: He went up to the official and I guess you know,
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Speaker 2: yelled at him. And the funniest part of that, there's
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Speaker 2: video of it. The official through the flag after the game.
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Speaker 2: It's like a symbolic flag throw, like all right, I
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Speaker 2: know the game's over, but I'm just for the record,
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Speaker 2: I'm a robot.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw the flag.
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Speaker 2: Coop, I say, representative of the Bronco fan base, your thoughts.
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Speaker 6: I'm torn on this because, on the one hand, the
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Speaker 6: refs did try to hand the game to the Giants
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Speaker 6: with a bogus defensive pass interference and a bogus roughing
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Speaker 6: the passer penalty on that on that touchdown drive. So
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Speaker 6: I get wanting to be like, eh, you know, f
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Speaker 6: you you try to give the game away. We won anyway,
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Speaker 6: But also, what are you doing, Like, come on, man,
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Speaker 6: you just you just got off ir you're an important
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Speaker 6: piece of the defense. We've got a game coming up
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Speaker 6: against the Cowboys who have a great offense, and you're
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Speaker 6: gonna do something stupid like that.
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Speaker 2: Like, and dude, how much do referees get paid? A
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Speaker 2: couple thousand in a game or something like that. They
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Speaker 2: don't get much, right, I think that's a good amount
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Speaker 2: of money for one day's work. But it's what do
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Speaker 2: you think they make? Five grand a game? Even it
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Speaker 2: with five grandy game, that would be a lot, right,
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Speaker 2: I would think. I don't think they get more than that.
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Speaker 2: It's probably only a couple grand, couple grand a game,
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Speaker 2: but then only it's a part. They're not full time,
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Speaker 2: the officials, it's part.
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Speaker 7: Average annual salary of two hundred and five thousand.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gone right now. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Oh my god? They make two
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Speaker 1: hundred thousand.
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Speaker 6: Average salary breaks down to roughly twelve thousand per game
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Speaker 6: for a standards season.
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Speaker 1: God, oh, Mike, are you come on?
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Speaker 2: Man?
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Speaker 1: Come on, dude, seriously? Yep, all right, how do I
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Speaker 1: become cool? Look up? How you become an official? I'm leaving,
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Speaker 1: all right. I love this place. I've been here twenty
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Speaker 1: five years. I'm gone. Okay, I'm out. That's it. I'm done.
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Speaker 1: I'm giving up my radio dreams. Little Benny wanted to
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Speaker 1: be on the radio.
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Speaker 2: I've lived my life, I've lived my dream. I'm gonna
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Speaker 2: be My new dream is to be an NFL official. Well,
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Speaker 2: either way, Drake Greenlaw makes thirty what's he making? Thirteen
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Speaker 2: million or something like that or a ton of money
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Speaker 2: per ty ten million dollars a year.
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Speaker 1: So you're ten million versus two hundred two. You're doing
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Speaker 1: all right? Got twelve twelve ranning game.
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Speaker 2: I got to pay off the Mallard riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: And here is the Mallard riddle of the day. Texas
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Speaker 2: Tech has asked their fans to stop throwing blank on
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Speaker 2: the field. Please, we need you to stop throwing blank
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Speaker 2: on the field. Please help us out. Let's see he
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Speaker 2: Ozzie Waz is going with used condoms, all right? A
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Speaker 2: sawman in Mississippi, stop throwing tomahawk steaks onto the field.
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Speaker 2: Mallard prop guy, I believe he cheated Pat Job by him,
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Speaker 2: dead fish guests by Scrooge.
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have?
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Speaker 2: Andy and Lino Lakes, Minnesota going with cowboy hats. Don't
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Speaker 2: throw your cowboy hats out of the field. A shade
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Speaker 2: from Alf the Alien Opineter lebron is lazy from Bill
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Speaker 2: off topic, can of Copenhagen from Late Night drug tester
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Speaker 2: who else? Keith Oho tech Stow in Houston says, stop
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Speaker 2: throwing rock candy feces on the field. Okay, very specific
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Speaker 2: on that. What do we have here, Bobby and Florida
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Speaker 2: Key Lime Pie? Bobby says they need to stop throwing
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Speaker 2: the new Kardashian underwear on the on the field boiled
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Speaker 2: hot dogs from Luke.
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Speaker 1: The vending guy.
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Speaker 2: I could hear Luke's name again and see Josh Josh
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Speaker 2: is in Nebraska. He loves the Chicago Bears. Josh says, Ben,
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Speaker 2: they were told to stop throwing adult rubber toys on
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Speaker 2: the field. Okay, as that's I guess the w NBA
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Speaker 2: season's over, So I guess that stopped.
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Speaker 1: Ferk Dog says sticks of Mando deodorant. There you go.
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Speaker 8: I have a feeling they'll be back and bigger next season.
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Speaker 1: Ben, you think so? Really, I didn't know there was
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Speaker 1: a bigger model La Reyna.
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Speaker 2: I had no idea, all right, perfectly fine to me,
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Speaker 2: Ferdock also says, I love your idea of bringing Gene
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Speaker 2: Mark back.
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Speaker 1: What is he doing these days? He's resting Jean's rest comfortably. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Uh, Gene was a very I was around him when
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Speaker 2: I start, I was a kid, when he's still working
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Speaker 2: in baseball.
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Speaker 1: He was a very serious man. Uh.
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Speaker 2: Chris and Kent Washington says, plastic tally whackers is the answer?
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Speaker 2: Donkey sausage going with towels? Uh, Stevie meatballs? Steven mean,
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Speaker 2: did you use crowk to come up with this answer?
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Speaker 2: Stevie meant, pauls my god, tacos and Burrito's is.
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Speaker 1: What he came up with.
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Speaker 2: Okay, I see what you did there, Sorded cast Roles
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Speaker 2: from Lady Sideburns.
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Speaker 1: That's the answer there. Who else? Page down?
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Speaker 2: Cowmanur yes, giver throwing cowmanere on the field, gonna be Dave?
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Speaker 2: Uh monkey biz Doug from South Korea says lawn darts.
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Speaker 1: Don't throw lawn darts. JT.
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Speaker 2: The Wingman the Legend from Knoxville, Tennessee says Captain crunch
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Speaker 2: Cereal is the answer?
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Speaker 1: Who else? You have? Page down? I can't read that
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Speaker 1: on the.
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Speaker 2: Air, all right, Lorraine, Now do you have an answer
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Speaker 2: to see the mallor riddle of the day, the malory
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Speaker 2: of the day. Texas Tech, that's a university in Lubbock, Texas.
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Speaker 2: They have asked their football fans to stop throwing blank
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Speaker 2: onto the field.
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Speaker 8: I think they want people to stop throwing their children
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Speaker 8: on the field.
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Speaker 2: Great answer, lareda get upset team doesn't play well, throw
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Speaker 2: your kid on the field and then like a boomerang. No,
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Speaker 2: that is incorrect, the correct answer. Texas Tech has requested
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Speaker 2: that their fans stop throwing delicious tortillas off the field. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: I don't do that. You ever made chips at home?
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Speaker 2: Like homemade chips?
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Speaker 8: It is nobody have made tortillas at home.
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Speaker 1: You made sure.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we've made chips at home, and it is amazing
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Speaker 2: the markup how easy it is to take a stack
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Speaker 2: of like five or six tortillas and cut them into
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Speaker 2: squares or triangles rather and like the amount of money,
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Speaker 2: it's a little bit of work.
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Speaker 1: But the amount of money save, Like you buy a
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Speaker 1: bag of tortilla chips, what is that? Seven eight bucks
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Speaker 1: a bag of tortilla easily? Yeah, especially if you're like
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Speaker 1: they're good kind, you can buy a.
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Speaker 2: Massive thing of like a hundred tortillas for a about
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Speaker 2: what is it, like a five bucks maybe something like
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Speaker 2: that for a big thing of tortillas.
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Speaker 8: Now that's the thing though, Ben, Yeah, when when you're
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Speaker 8: just sitting normally you wouldn't eat twelve tortillas, but if
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Speaker 8: you put them into chip form, you would easily eat
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Speaker 8: twelve tortillas.
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Speaker 7: Absolutely, that's a crazy thing to think about. Well, it's potatoes.
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Speaker 8: I maybe wouldn't eat a full potato if you just
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Speaker 8: handed me a raw potato, but if you make it
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Speaker 8: into French fries, I can eat like three potatoes.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the fry thing. Well, that's true.
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Speaker 2: Like the people I know, some people have gone big
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Speaker 2: on the internet because they'll make videos of like what's
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Speaker 2: actually in the cereal you eat or whatever, like the
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Speaker 2: sugars and all that stuff.
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Speaker 1: And yeah, and so it's okay, I get it.
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Speaker 2: I understand this is not a lot of stuff is
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Speaker 2: not good for you, but people are still eating it
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Speaker 2: and they're gonna stop.
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Speaker 1: Any Let's go to the phones.
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Speaker 2: Let's see who do we have any meanie miney mo.
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Speaker 2: Let's go to a leprechaun. He lives in the Boston area.
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Speaker 2: Where else would a Leprechaun Live, Mike the Leprechaun. Hello,
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Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun.
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Speaker 9: Most of my family lives in Ireland.
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Speaker 1: I'm not talking. I'm not talking to your family. I'm
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Speaker 1: talking to you.
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Speaker 10: Okay, Well, yeah, mostpros live in Irelands.
29:29
Speaker 9: Lorena would be a terrible NFL rep.
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Speaker 1: Why is that? Why is that? Why? Why would she
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Speaker 1: be a bad NFL REP?
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Speaker 9: Well, she's too short. Probably she would eat all the tortillas.
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Speaker 9: You know what she'd have to get. She'd have to
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Speaker 9: get my yellow rubber chicken to throw for every penalty.
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Speaker 9: Life that was taking shots of me?
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Speaker 8: Was that a racist joke?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
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Speaker 7: All the tortillas, horri.
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Speaker 9: Answer that Wow had potatoes? That guy, Wow rose potatoes.
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Speaker 1: I hadn't you eat some lucky charms?
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Speaker 8: No one cares.
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Speaker 10: Listen, Lorena, I've never eaten sweets. I don't eat sweets
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Speaker 10: on purpose.
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Speaker 9: I eat lot of salt.
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Speaker 1: That's not true, No, it's not. There's they put sugar
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Speaker 1: in the Suntann locean. You rub all over your body.
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Speaker 1: I don't need it.
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Speaker 2: You know it goes through your skin, dummy. It's in
30:29
Speaker 2: the Suntann Locean and all is your body. It just
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Speaker 2: doesn't go through your mouth.
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Speaker 10: Well, I'm not.
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Speaker 9: I'm not like Donald Trump. I don't have a.
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Speaker 10: Tan like him.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I can't believe. You're not like Donald Trump. You're
30:37
Speaker 2: like the President of the United States.
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Speaker 1: Shocking.
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Speaker 9: Well, I didn't cause the Amazon shut down yesterday. I
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Speaker 9: got ticket Master tickets for Brain Adams, a good Canadian boy.
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Speaker 9: I'm going to hit my birthday, Marcell. Happy birthday, Marcell,
30:51
Speaker 9: even though he's a dead duck dynasty. I'm going to
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Speaker 9: Brain Adams.
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Speaker 2: No, I mean, are you are you patty wait time out?
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Speaker 2: Are you patting yourself on the back for buying concert tickets?
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Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing?
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Speaker 10: No, it's my birthday. I'm a scorpio, That's what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. You're patting yourself on the back
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Speaker 2: like I bought. By the way, it's my birthday and
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Speaker 2: I bought. I got tickets to a show.
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Speaker 10: Ticket Master was shut down yesterday by the Amazon shutdown.
31:18
Speaker 10: But I got tickets.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
31:20
Speaker 2: You know why, because you're because you're because you're a leprechaun.
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Speaker 10: That's why exactly I didn't. Don't don't shoot the messengers.
31:27
Speaker 10: You always have to have a follow guy. Okay, I'm
31:29
Speaker 10: not your fall guy.
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Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you call Poppy?
31:35
Speaker 9: I hunt him over.
31:35
Speaker 10: Here doing his he's kimming anyway, he's He's good. We'll
31:39
Speaker 10: do it again on Friday.
31:41
Speaker 9: I do have a joke.
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Speaker 1: I have to hurry up. Curry up, make the joke.
31:44
Speaker 1: I got other people want to talk. Make the joke.
31:45
Speaker 1: Hurry up. Chop chop.
31:47
Speaker 9: What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?
31:52
Speaker 1: I don't know.
31:53
Speaker 9: Shoot you trains?
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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
31:57
Speaker 9: Oh that is funny.
31:59
Speaker 1: Box scar, our box car, Bart?
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Speaker 2: If I could talk, that would help. He's in des Moines.
32:04
Speaker 2: And again, we have so many people that interact from
32:06
Speaker 2: des Moines. But yet we're told if we go to
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Speaker 2: des Moines and do a meet and greet, no one
32:10
Speaker 2: will show up. Hello, box car Bart.
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Speaker 1: What's going on?
32:13
Speaker 11: Bart? Hello?
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Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be a car, but
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Speaker 2: not a box car, because then you would be moving
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Speaker 2: me around the train yard.
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Speaker 11: Hey, I want to know what the heck ever happens
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Speaker 11: to bunting? And I want to take to take the oath.
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Speaker 1: Okay, well that's a great thing.
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Speaker 2: So they did try a bunt in the Seattle Toronto game.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, oh, I thought you've been actual. I
32:38
Speaker 1: thought you've been Bunny. Okay, all right, calm down, calm down.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god.
32:42
Speaker 1: All right.
32:43
Speaker 2: So here's here's what I see bunny. Opening day in
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Speaker 2: Major League Baseball. I see bunting, and I see it
32:50
Speaker 2: on the fourth of July. Like, I'll bet you for
32:53
Speaker 2: the World Series too, they'll bring.
32:55
Speaker 1: Out the bunting. Wait, what are we talking about? The
32:57
Speaker 1: red white You know when you go to a stadium
32:59
Speaker 1: and they had the whoa.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I did not know that that's what that
33:03
Speaker 7: was called.
33:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bart knows that. I want to know Bart, where
33:08
Speaker 1: they store that.
33:08
Speaker 2: They must store that with the giant flags they bring
33:11
Speaker 2: out for special events, you know, the flag that the
33:13
Speaker 2: size of the football field. That is the biggest thing
33:16
Speaker 2: you've ever seen. But they have to store that somewhere.
33:18
Speaker 2: So it's like the holiday decorations, Like I see people
33:21
Speaker 2: in my neighborhood that have these massive decorations up for Halloween,
33:25
Speaker 2: not even Christmas, Halloween. I'm like, like, where the hell
33:27
Speaker 2: do you store that stuff the rest of the year,
33:29
Speaker 2: because you got to store it somewhere and it takes
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Speaker 2: a loop.
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Speaker 1: I guess I mean it's but you know they don't.
33:34
Speaker 2: There's no basements in California homes, so they got to
33:37
Speaker 2: get like what.
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Speaker 11: I'm I'm here every night, even though I don't call.
33:42
Speaker 1: Okay, I'd like to take I'd like to take the
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Speaker 1: all right, you know, because you asked nicely and you're
33:46
Speaker 1: one of.
33:46
Speaker 2: The the silent majority of listeners that never normally interact.
33:52
Speaker 1: I will allow you.
33:54
Speaker 2: By the powers invested in me from the what a
33:58
Speaker 2: legend Skeeter in Montana may he rest in peace who
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Speaker 2: said I need to have an oath, I'll give you
34:03
Speaker 2: an oath. So just repeat out of me, repeat after me.
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Speaker 2: Box Car Bart listens every night but doesn't interact with
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Speaker 11: Against all enemies, foreign and domestic, foreign and domestic.
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Speaker 1: And that I will obey the orders.
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Speaker 2: To peacefully fight back, To peacefully fight back, here's the
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Speaker 2: hard part against hostile attacks from rival sports, gas bags
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Speaker 2: and blowhards.
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Speaker 11: Against rival attacks from gas bags and blow odds.
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Speaker 1: That was close. Yeah, well all right, so help me God,
34:56
Speaker 1: So help me God.
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Speaker 9: All right, where you go?
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Speaker 2: Congratulations by the power vested in Me box card, Bart,
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Speaker 2: by no one other than the Maler Militia. I now
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Speaker 2: present you in active member duty, our active food member
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Speaker 2: Mallar Militia. Congratulations there you are shown in All right,
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Speaker 2: Teth call us up again, Bart. We don't have time,
35:19
Speaker 2: but I want to find out what you actually like
35:21
Speaker 2: do I assume I know what you do, but you
35:22
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Speaker 3: it takes to get to the top? Probably?
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Speaker 1: Not? All right, here we go time now four of
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Speaker 1: the game.
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Speaker 2: I've been told by Coop no small talk, so we'll
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Speaker 2: have Mike in Boston. Hello, Mike, Welcome, Hello Ben, no
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Speaker 2: small talk?
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Speaker 1: Who do you want to partner with? Mike? I'll take
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Speaker 1: all right and no boy, I'm backfired. Poppy in San Diego. Hello, Poppy.
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Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna have to go with my Mastark matter.
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Speaker 1: We're okay?
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Speaker 6: Go ahead, all right, gentlemen. This is Malardsmount of Money,
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Speaker 6: Kim Kardashian edition. She turns forty five years old today.
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Speaker 6: The category is our home video keeping up Black Book
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Speaker 6: and Under the Knife.
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Speaker 7: Mike, you were on first, which category would you like?
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Speaker 11: Keeping up?
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Speaker 7: Keeping up?
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Speaker 1: All right? Poppy?
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Speaker 6: How about you under the knife. Okay, all right, Mike,
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Speaker 6: You and I are up first. The category is keeping up.
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Speaker 6: We need the first and last name of the athletes.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 6: These athletes all come from big sports families. Are you ready, Mike? Yes,
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Speaker 6: all right, forty five seconds. Let's begin the star on
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Speaker 6: the Golden State Warriors right now?
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Speaker 2: Sorry?
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Speaker 6: Yes, a star tight end for the New England Patriots.
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Speaker 6: He's retired now. Yes, he is currently the quarterback at Texas.
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Speaker 6: He's gonna be a high draft pick. Yes. This guy
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Speaker 6: was the center slash power forward for the Lakers with
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Speaker 6: Kobe Bryanty from Spain. Yes, this guy was the father
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Speaker 6: of Roberto Roberto he just passed away a few days ago. Yes,
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Speaker 6: good job. This guy is the father of Aaron, the
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Speaker 6: manager for the Yankees.
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Speaker 10: Bob Boone, jeez, Brett Boone.
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Speaker 7: No, all right, this guy was an offensive lineman. It
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Speaker 7: was Bob Boone.
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Speaker 1: Okay, how many points was it?
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Speaker 7: Oh boy?
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Speaker 1: Alright?
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Speaker 7: One?
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Speaker 1: All right? Poppy? You ready to go here, Poppy?
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Speaker 11: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: All right, forty five seconds.
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Speaker 2: These athletes have all had cosmic work, cosmetics, cosmetic work done.
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Speaker 1: Are you ready, Poppy?
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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, run away and go basketball player. He
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Speaker 2: went to high school in Alaska. He played at Duke.
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Speaker 2: He was with the Lakers and the Bulls and the Cavaliers.
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Speaker 2: All right, boxer named the real deal. Mike Tyson bit
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Speaker 2: his ear off. Yes, white linebacker for the Chicago Bears
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Speaker 2: in the early two thousands. Yes, uh, star for the
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Speaker 2: Heat not lebron not Chris Bosh.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Uh, primetime defensive back coach at Colorado. Right, yes, let's
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Speaker 2: see what else did we have about guards?
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Speaker 1: What was this guy?
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Speaker 2: We went to Yukon, I believe, played with the Hornets,
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Speaker 2: the Celtics. Uh yeah, yeah, you got it right?
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Speaker 1: Yes?
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Speaker 9: Yeah?
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Speaker 3: Wow? Wrong?
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Speaker 9: Wow?
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Speaker 1: What was that? What are we at now? We got
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Speaker 1: the lead?
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Speaker 7: Yes, all right, Mike out a time, No, Mike, do
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Speaker 7: you want home video.
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Speaker 1: Or black book home video? All right?
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Speaker 6: These athletes are all known to have a sex tape.
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Speaker 6: This seconds sex tapes going begin all right.
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Speaker 7: This guy is a famous wrestler. He just died. No, no,
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Speaker 7: he just died like most famous wrestler.
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Speaker 6: Of all time. Okay, yes, thank you. One of the
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Speaker 6: best tight ends of all time. He's on f S
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Speaker 6: one and ESPN. He was for the Broncos, the Ravens. No, okay,
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Speaker 6: this guy's second fiddle on the Nuggets, second fiddle on
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Speaker 6: the Nuggets.
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Speaker 7: He's the second guy on the Nuggets. The shooting guard, Coop.
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Speaker 1: We're out of time. Coop, you do not get enough points.
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Speaker 1: We win the game. Poppy one of the guys.
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Speaker 8: We won the game.
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Speaker 1: We won the game. Cheater, No, you had you went