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Grocery shopping and Dinner for January 27th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: So I went grocery shopping on Saturday. And this is
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: just like a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that, good woman. I so, so, how
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: my car works is okay? It involves the car.
• 0:18
  Speaker 1: Is that if supposedly, if the key is in the
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: car and you lock try to lock it, it won't
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: lock it'll you know, it won't let you lock here.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: It won't let you lock your keys in the car.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: Accept if you do what I do. And I didn't
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: realize this. What I I open the hatch from inside.
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  Speaker 1: I press a button and the back hatch opens because
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get the grocery bags out of there.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: And then I lock the door and shut it, the
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  Speaker 1: driver's side door and shut it and walk around the
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: back of the car, which I did. And then I thought, hmm,
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: my key is still in the car. Oh but I'm
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: surely can get in there. But no I couldn't the
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: doors were locked. Hmmm, So I I did, and this
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: is this is this is very difficult. So I got well,
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: I guess I could call my wife and she'd come
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  Speaker 1: down and say, hey, stupid, but I'm gonna try and
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  Speaker 1: get the key and crawl crawl into the front seat
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: through the hatch. So I get up into the hatch
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: and this is a Toyota rab Forts, I'm a big car.
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  Speaker 1: And and then I start I think, I wish I
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: could reach the lever so that I could make the
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: rear the back seat fall down, you know, But I
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: can't reach it. I can't reach the lever, so I'm
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: just gonna have to crawl across the seats. So as
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: I'm starting to crawl across the seat, and it's really tight,
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: and I feel my butt touch the ceiling of the car,
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  Speaker 1: and I think I'm gonna get wedged right here, stuck. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it was.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: Sitting down on the floor of the hatch and I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: and I and I thought I'm going to get stuck
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: here and have to go somebody somebody. Yeah, yeah, And
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: with my butt up in the air, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I just but and I and I and
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: I managed to get across, and I did and I
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: got the key which was in my coat pocket.
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  Speaker 2: But god, Now, somebody says, if you close the hatch
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  Speaker 2: the doors will unlock. I wouldn't.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm going to test, Well, how
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  Speaker 1: can I I'll try and remember, well, my wife has one,
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: so I'll try and remember to test that out. Although
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  Speaker 1: I don't anticipate this will happen again. It's very rare
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: for me not to have the key in my pants
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  Speaker 1: pocket or some or you know, if I have it
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: in my coat. Why the hell wasn't I wearing my coat?
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: It was freezing, But I just thought, I'm just going
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: to run into the store, and I get too hot
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  Speaker 1: wearing my coat in the store.
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  Speaker 2: Just let the woman shop, none of the no kidding.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: No kidding. But I'm sure I thought for sure people
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  Speaker 1: were watching me do this. They must be, because it
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  Speaker 1: just it looked so awkward and felt so awkward and
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  Speaker 1: stupid and but but I guess nobody. I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: anybody really paying attention, but I was sure, hey help.
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  Speaker 1: And then the rest of my grocery shopping was was was, uh,
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: you know, just uneventful.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: What'd you get? What'd you make? I bought it?
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I made, I made, I made cashew chicken. But
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: I got I did make a really startling purchase. I
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: bought some dill pickle flavored pretzels.
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: Well, sound good, and they're they're pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: The guy, the checkout guy, he went, he like he
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: went dill flavored pretzels.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: Oh man, that's great. Here, let me show you.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: He reaches down and he's got an open bag of
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: dill pickle potato chips. I love bill pickle flavored stuff.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't know we had these pretzels.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. I'm gonna have to get some of these.
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: He was.
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  Speaker 1: I was at the Big Smith's downtown, the Stabby smith
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  Speaker 1: Stabby Smith's as we call it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had last night.
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  Speaker 3: Joe makes these things called raish.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They're like a peda with ground beef and onions and peppers.
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  Speaker 3: And then now the recipe says, you're supposed to take
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  Speaker 3: the pita, fill it with this ground beef mixture and
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: then cook it. And I I asked him to do
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  Speaker 3: it differently because I didn't trust that it would get
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  Speaker 3: cooked that way, So I had him cook the meal.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: Does he ever just go just doesn't your husband ever go,
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: Or does he just go yes, dear?
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  Speaker 3: No? So last night he said, I'll make yours that way.
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going to make mine the way the recipe says,
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: and we'll see how it turns out. All right, And
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  Speaker 3: my way it falls apart and doesn't work very good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you want the juices to make keep the
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  Speaker 1: peita really supple.
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  Speaker 3: And he made his with the raw meat inside and
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  Speaker 3: then cooked it and it was it was crispy and
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  Speaker 3: perfect and it didn't fall apart. And I said, that
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  Speaker 3: looks better than.
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  Speaker 2: Mine because you follow directions.
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  Speaker 3: And he said, do you want my said no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: I will eat the special one that you made for me.
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  Speaker 3: But next time you make these I will.
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  Speaker 2: I will go along with the.
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  Speaker 3: You will, you know, because we're working through the beef.
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I still haven't seen my pot roast.
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  Speaker 3: Ye, So if I can figure out a way to
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  Speaker 3: bring it in and.
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  Speaker 1: Here, Gina, here's how you bring it in. You take
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  Speaker 1: it out of the freezer and it's like a it's
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  Speaker 1: like a raw.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to sit here with it frozen?
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  Speaker 1: All?
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  Speaker 2: I think you can.
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  Speaker 3: Bring it if you don't mind me bringing a frozen
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  Speaker 3: roast in and it just sitting here.
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: If you My guess is that it will stay pretty
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  Speaker 1: well frozen if do it on a Friday, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: then I'll cook the I'll cook it on a Saturday
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: or Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want one?
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  Speaker 2: I will find another.
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  Speaker 1: Way, okay, tell me when you're gonna do it, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I will, I will.
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  Speaker 2: I'll bring a cooler. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: How about just this Friday, I'll remind you, Okay, I
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  Speaker 3: will bring your roast and I'll bring it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring a I've got a big what you might
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  Speaker 1: call it YETI okay, cooler and it'll stay for it'll
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  Speaker 1: stay frozen in there, okay,