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#172 - Faction Staff Unfiltered · After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports

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  What's going on, guys? Welcome back to another episode
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  of the After Hours podcast. Carl is in Japan at the moment,
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  so for this episode we just brought everyone from the shop
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  Faction Motorsports. Yo are we live OOP?
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  I'm asking. A Drake I.
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  Want all right. Welcome back to another episode
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  of the After. Is that what he says?
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  Yes. And he's like, yeah.
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  No, hell, years ago. Oh, you do it, you're welcome
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  started it and I know he does it every time he started it without
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  me knowing us knowing. But welcome back to another
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  episode of the faction motor sports podcast.
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  Today we today we have something a little different but the same
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  got not really guests, but this. Is so fucking accurate.
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  Basically. Well, this is faction, so no
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  guess, but it's a guess. We got Jesus and Chris.
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  You you could just be Carl for Halloween.
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  Fuck you. Literally you you nailed it.
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  Just cursed me off for no reason.
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  All right, All right, guys. So Carl's in Japan?
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  Yeah, living his best life without us.
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  How do you feel about that, Chris I.
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  Hope that he has even fun. Yeah, he, he called me last
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  night. It sounded like he had fun.
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  Most of the conversation was focused on how he bought 3
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  sandwiches and then he checked his bank account and he only
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  spent 20 bucks and he's like, I was like OK, what kind of?
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  Sandwiches were they? Probably egg sandwiches at 711
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  or something. Little egg sando.
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  Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. And yeah, I don't know.
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  Sounds like he's having fun. I I, I don't think he realized
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  how much fun he was going to have.
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  And that's what I thought was going to happen.
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  So now he's realizing how cheap everything is.
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  And you know. Until you start driving.
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  Yeah, but I think the yen is down, right?
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  Now no dude, everything is cheap.
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  But I thought tolls was expensive.
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  He's not driving. Yeah, they're probably not
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  actually driving like on the car.
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  That's what I'm saying if he drove supposed.
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  To be in, I don't know what Chris did over there.
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  He. Didn't touch this far.
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  Oh man, Carl broke that. I don't know.
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  Carl's mic stand is like a different thing because it's
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  Carl, so it's never going to be. He's the only one labeled Carl.
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  Yeah, we had to name it that way.
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  That way we know that he broke everything and no one else did.
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  Yeah, I don't think he got his license or anything over there
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  so. I thought he did.
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  I think he was going to try to, but that was like 2 days before
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  he left so I'm pretty sure you need to.
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  There's a process for that, like you got to wait a while.
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  Yeah, but somebody said you, you go to some place and it's only
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  like 20 bucks or something. It's.
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  Like a Oh, I'm sure it's. A cheap spot it was.
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  But I don't think it's going to be like a one day turn around.
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  Yeah, I think you could do that. USPS.
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  Yeah, that's what I thought too. Western Union maybe?
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  But yeah, so I don't, I don't know what he's doing over there.
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  All I know is he was at 711 like 3 times in one day.
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  So sounds like he's doing the same shit I did.
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  What time is it over there right now?
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  Probably almost 7. It's 7:00 AM over there.
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  Is it? Yeah, They're 11 hours ahead.
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  We should have did it live, then he would have popped.
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  Yeah, yo, I'm in the future. Yeah, what the fuck?
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  And he was like sitting on a Oh, he was sitting on and like his
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  hotel room. He, they climbed out the window
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  of the hotel room and they're sitting like on the roof.
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  And he's like, yo, I'm. Going to get arrested?
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  Yeah, probably. And then he's like, yo, it's so
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  quiet. Here.
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  Listen, it's so quiet. Japanese people are like, who is
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  yelling right? Now.
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  Who's the fuck? It's still awake right now.
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  Just Carl. Screaming.
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  I was like, Japan's not ready for Carl's energy.
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  Shut the fuck up. And I told him to go on the
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  train, too, but he didn't go on the train yet.
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  The train's over there. So weird.
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  Yeah. Everyone's silent.
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  It's like. Yeah, you got to be respectful.
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  Yeah, I hate it. I would prefer that.
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  They they don't even I'm pretty sure they don't want to even
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  looking at people. No one that making eye contact
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  is like rude in the train. Being on the phone too.
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  Be on the be on your phone too. Yeah, be on the phone.
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  Talk like talking in general. You can't do that.
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  Like playing any sound out loud on your phone, right?
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  Oh, you. Shot on site, yeah.
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  Yeah, but you could like look and scroll.
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  That's when they you're. Talking about, like, talking on
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  the phone, Eddie, and then yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, talking loudly
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  on the phone or something. Someone will just take you, like
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  when you go on the train. What?
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  Yeah. They'll never see you again.
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  Oh, no, I don't know. Maybe.
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  I mean, they were a fascist country and they were part of
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  the access power. So, you know, I don't know,
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  apparently it's changed since 1945, but yeah, so.
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  Right. But yeah, the the trains, I
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  think you know what? I think it was the trains that
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  that made me never want to move there.
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  Really. Yep.
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  I mean that was. A way of transportation.
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  Yeah, I don't like the whole like you can't say anything.
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  I don't like that. You could talk, but you just
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  got. To I'm a be mindful, fucking
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  rude ass fucking American. And you said it.
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  Raised fucking incorrectly and I'm just an asshole.
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  Spoiled. Yeah.
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  I cannot move to a country where they're like don't talk on a
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  train what the fuck are you talking about?
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  Eddie clip that. Dude, I'm not, I was not raised
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  like that. I was raised like you just do
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  whatever you want to do, I guess.
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  And hey, I think. The That's America.
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  That's. The white people for you.
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  Also America, you go go look at any subway system here.
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  It's fucking loud as fuck. It's probably the most rude part
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  of that entire city is the train system when you think about.
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  It. Yeah, it's.
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  Yeah. Then people doing flips in your
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  face like it's recklessness on the seas, stinking up the train,
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  Yeah. Laying on the whole bench.
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  Getting stabbed. At the tabbed.
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  Literally, yeah. Rest in peace, you don't spend.
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  Thanksgiving in the subway. Why did you spend Thanksgiving?
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  No, you've never seen those videos during Thanksgiving.
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  They have a whole dinner in the subway.
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  Oh, I think I've seen that before.
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  That's like a joke. Yeah, yeah.
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  It's probably fun. It's probably a good
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  Thanksgiving. Why it is?
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  Yeah, Japan, you can't do that, Yes.
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  No. You can't do that in Japan.
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  You really count as you can't do fucking much fun anything.
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  I don't know. I'm a fun, I'm a hater.
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  Like I mean people in Japan just party.
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  I mean will drink to have fun at the.
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  Yeah, like if you're in your own place.
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  Yeah, or the bars. They get wild in the bar.
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  Yeah, I I think in Japan there's just a designated, designated
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  place for everything. Yeah.
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  I just yeah, I not for me, but like it's cool.
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  Red light district. Yeah, that shit was.
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  Yeah, Carl designated space for fucking freaky shit too.
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  Yeah. That like, isn't really, I don't
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  think, a good thing, but. Yeah, a lot of countries have
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  that. It's fucking weird man, don't
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  talk on the train but if you want to talk to the 16 year old
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  that's fine, just make sure it's in this area.
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  What? What you do over there?
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  None of that shit. But I heard about it.
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  I was like, let's not go over there.
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  I'm good on that. Well.
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  Harassment in Japan is real, too.
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  Like, oh, you mean like sexual harassment?
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  I've seen those fucking weird videos that's like.
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  Common over there. Common.
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  Yeah, dude, that's. And the women just got to suck
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  it up and be like. No, it's illegal, right?
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  Or is it not? What?
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  What? Don't Wait is the one people get
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  jizzed on. I was talking about what?
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  I. Was I'm thinking, wait, what are
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  we talking about? I'm thinking like the upskirt
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  videos I've seen or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't.
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  See the video. I mean, I've seen like people
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  like, are you putting the cricket noise on Eddie?
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  Like someone was arrested for trying to get under girls with a
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  camera or something? Yeah, I don't know.
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  Yeah, yeah, just the shots. Oh, you're a fan?
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  Of course. Only upskirts.
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  Oh no, yeah, I don't know. Like is it illegal or is that?
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  Like, yes, that's illegal. I would hope so.
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  If I can't talk, if I can't breathe on the train, I would
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  hope that upskirt photos are illegal.
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  Yeah, but. Forget I said anything about
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  getting jizzed on. Yeah, what was that part, I
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  thought. Don't guys like jizz on people
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  sometimes? What?
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  Yes, I have. No, like public.
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  Yeah, like they'll do a little discreet jizz.
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  Good that. Sounds like New York.
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  Yeah, that sounds more like New York.
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  Like a. Homeless dude just fucking.
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  That might have been an American video I saw not.
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  Look that up. Moving on your little search, OK
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  little Google search, make sure on your own Incognito mode.
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  Yeah, what are you, unsolicited jizzing?
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  Just search like people getting jizzed on in Japan.
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  Is this a problem question mark? Just ask how do I search this?
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  Is this a? A fucking issue.
• 14:30
  Public jizzing I. Don't think jizzing is the.
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  Word public cumshot. Yes.
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  No, go on chat ChatGPT. Go on.
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  No. Not ChatGPT.
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  And was it meta? No, that's it.
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  Go on, Youporn. Oh, wrong sake.
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  Hey Zeus is like why am I here? This is crazy.
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  This is what happens when we don't have a schedule podcast
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  and we just talk random get allowed.
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  I'm just allowed to run free. Public that you got to add
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  public is. Getting jizzed.
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  On is getting. Jizzed on in public common in
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  Japan I. Would say is it an issue?
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  As a form of sexual harassment. I can't wait to see their
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  response. Hello Frico.
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  You again, huh guys? On their way.
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  All right, here we go. Public sexual harassment or
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  assault, including incidents like the one you mentioned, is
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  illegal and not considered normal or acceptable.
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  Behavior. You don't read this whole thing.
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  Ask it. Ask it.
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  Have have incidents like this been recorded happening in
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  Japan? Oh look, it says groping is very
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  common. Groping is common, yeah.
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  Common. Especially on the on the trains
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  or whatever, yeah. Groping is common.
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  I you know, I think that's what I was thinking of.
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  Not gizzing. Gizzing.
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  I don't know. That might have been an American
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  thing. But.
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  I saw a video of somebody. Doing that, I wasn't looking for
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  it, it popped up. You weren't looking for.
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  It I wasn't scrolling on Twitter and then.
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  That was your. Suggestion.
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  Unsolicited jizzing video popped up.
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  And you were like, of course I'm going to watch this.
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  I was scrolling past, it caught my eye and I kept scrolling OK.
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  I would think maybe like getting spit on.
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  I don't know about. Yeah, can somebody in the
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  YouTube comes to tell like it's common, right?
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  You've seen an unsolicited jizzing.
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  I know it's not. This is why we should have did
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  this one crazy because people will be going off right now.
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  Somebody has definitely seen what I've seen before.
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  I don't hold all that. You've never seen what I've
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  seen. Ever seen?
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  You don't know what I've seen. Maybe pissing, I don't know,
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  bitch. Pissing I'm somebody is crazy.
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  That happens all the time. Ask R Kelly.
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  Tell R Kelly that. You think he did it?
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  I'm kidding. He obviously did.
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  He's. Obviously a sexual.
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  I'll tell you who didn't do it, Michael Jackson.
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  That's neither here nor there. Let's take a vote at this table
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  and Eddie. OK.
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  Is Michael Jackson guilty of fondling little kids?
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  Innocent. He's innocent.
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  I must hear Chris's opinion. I don't know.
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  I don't know enough information. To me neither.
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  Give a vote, Yeah. Well, I do, and I'm going to go
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  with he probably did. Probably did.
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  Yeah, doesn't change my opinion on him.
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  The music is good. I hope he didn't, but he was
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  kind of fucked up as a kid so wouldn't be surprised.
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  I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
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  If you asked ChatGPT, it's going to tell you he was proven
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  innocent. There you haven't.
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  Ask him, ask him, ask him. Pretty sure he was proven
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  innocent once or twice. Is Michael Jackson innocent of?
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  Sexual. Harassment.
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  Yeah, charges. I love how that's the next
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  question in this conversation. Yeah.
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  Can I come on, people in Japan? And the next question is, did
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  Michael Jackson touch little kids or not?
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  Did Michael Jackson do it? 93 allegations.
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  Easy. It's an easy answer.
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  I don't know why it's doing all this.
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  It it was he guilty or not area? Conclusion.
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  Acquitted of criminal charges in 2005.
• 18:06
  He was found not guilty by a court of law.
• 18:08
  OK, there you have it. Ultimately, people have
• 18:11
  different views on this and on his innocence, and the question
• 18:14
  might not be settled people. Just want him money bro.
• 18:16
  OK now ask ChatGPT if fucking OJ killed fucking what's her face?
• 18:21
  I want to know what it thinks because he's innocent too.
• 18:26
  But he did that. Exactly.
• 18:28
  He definitely right. I let that phone ring.
• 18:33
  I don't give a damn. Yeah, fuck em.
• 18:35
  We clocked out early today. IOJ Simpson was acquitted.
• 18:39
  Let's hear what it's what's your I want to say?
• 18:40
  What's your opinion in the end? While OJ Simpson was acquitted
• 18:45
  in Criminal Court, the civil case resulted in a finding of
• 18:48
  liability for the deaths of Nicole Brown since.
• 18:51
  Yeah, it says ultimately whether OJ Simpson killed Nicole and Ron
• 18:55
  is still a matter of public speculation.
• 18:56
  Just like what do you think he did say that?
• 18:59
  Yes. I want to catch the AI saying
• 19:02
  some crazy shit. Put you in caps, what do you
• 19:06
  think? I don't have personal opinions
• 19:08
  in the way humans do. Shut up.
• 19:10
  This is why AI is never going to work out.
• 19:13
  Whatever. OK, well, moving on.
• 19:15
  We got this really cool tool this week.
• 19:18
  Yes, everyone saw it. You saw it too.
• 19:22
  I saw you using it, but I didn't get to use.
• 19:24
  It yet this is the Ramstead Manufacturing or MFG.
• 19:30
  Wheel. Fitment tool.
• 19:32
  Fitment Tool Pro. Fitment Pro.
• 19:35
  No, it's wheel fitment Tool pro because there's a basic one.
• 19:38
  The basic one. Honestly, don't buy it.
• 19:40
  Buy this one because this this is way easier to use and the
• 19:44
  price is not that much different.
• 19:45
  Could you bring up the website Eddie's show, everyone, but
• 19:50
  they're sponsoring the podcast. So that's that's confirmed
• 19:53
  that's happening. So that's awesome and I used
• 19:56
  this yesterday with Chris on the 350Z we got and I don't know,
• 20:01
  this is like life altering to me because you were never able to
• 20:04
  do this shit. Before and now you don't have to
• 20:06
  get it. Yeah.
• 20:07
  Did we ever finish that video? Yeah, it did.
• 20:10
  Yeah. I think it's done like.
• 20:11
  Post No it's not. Post posted it.
• 20:13
  No. We should take specs of a wheel
• 20:16
  and then match it to that and see if it looks exactly.
• 20:18
  Yeah. See how accurate?
• 20:19
  I think we did that though. Didn't I do that with that
• 20:21
  wheel? Yeah, you measured.
• 20:23
  The wheel, yeah, Yeah, I technically did do that with the
• 20:25
  wheel there. Yeah.
• 20:27
  I was wondering let. Me borrow that real quick.
• 20:30
  Yeah, You want it? Yeah.
• 20:32
  You didn't even see it. Yeah, you can take a look at it.
• 20:34
  See. See a person's first reaction.
• 20:37
  Like this thing, The simple beginner car person can do that.
• 20:42
  100% yeah. Yeah, even you could use that
• 20:46
  alchemy. Me.
• 20:52
  It has a. Magnet.
• 20:54
  It does. Yeah, it has a magnet base, so
• 20:56
  you could just stick it to the wheel hub.
• 20:57
  Oh, so you don't have? To you don't even have to, you
• 20:59
  don't have to use lugs. I would like hand tight lugs on
• 21:02
  there, just a center it a little bit.
• 21:05
  But yeah, you can throw it on there and you can adjust
• 21:08
  everything. You can set everything.
• 21:09
  You can set your width, your diameter and your offset.
• 21:12
  And I see it doesn't matter. You can use it for four or five
• 21:14
  or six bolt. Yeah, it has the different
• 21:18
  mounts too. 6 lug I mean 4560 and also 8 lug for the trucks,
• 21:23
  big trucks. And then he was, he was saying
• 21:25
  that you could take some people buy two of them, they put them
• 21:28
  on each side and they measure their track width, track width.
• 21:31
  Yeah, I saw in the video up there.
• 21:32
  That's my promotional video. He said a lot of people do that
• 21:35
  actually. So.
• 21:37
  But yeah, so. But The thing is, he could.
• 21:41
  That depends on how much camber you run to if you have an
• 21:43
  adjustable lower control arm. Yeah, like to me, I was like,
• 21:46
  oh, I would just use the control arms and like, but I don't know,
• 21:50
  maybe I'm not thinking like other people with track with, I
• 21:54
  don't know, I don't really think about track with that much.
• 21:56
  I usually I'm just trying to fit wheels, right.
• 21:58
  But yeah, set the offset. So if you knew you were getting,
• 22:01
  if you knew the wheels that you wanted to fit, you just set this
• 22:04
  thing up. My plus 20 or whatever plus 15
• 22:07
  offset fucking 10 1/2 inch wide wheel.
• 22:14
  Where does the magazine go? It doesn't feel like a weapon.
• 22:18
  Yeah, it does. 17 inches, boom, done.
• 22:22
  Throw this on, you'll know exactly where they're going to
• 22:24
  fit and you can check clearance, you know, if you're going to tie
• 22:28
  rod or anything like that. So it's good for drifting too.
• 22:30
  I don't know, I'm a big fan of this thing.
• 22:35
  And you said you saw these before on online?
• 22:37
  Yeah, but I don't know if it's the same company though.
• 22:39
  Yeah, I don't know if it was either.
• 22:41
  He just told me today this is version 4 of the ones they've
• 22:45
  been making so. Let me do a quick Google search.
• 22:48
  And the only other thing that me and Chris were saying and
• 22:50
  Frankie was saying like we kind of wish the base was metal cuz
• 22:55
  this is. If you tighten down a lug nut to
• 22:57
  follow. It hard well the hub part and
• 22:59
  then the rim size. This whole thing that.
• 23:04
  Yeah. And then the top part.
• 23:05
  Could stay. Could stay as is.
• 23:07
  Yeah, that would be nice too. Maybe that would be version 5,
• 23:10
  but we'll see. I mean this is so cheap to make.
• 23:12
  Yeah, or they make just both. And if you want the metal one,
• 23:15
  it's an extra X amount of dollars.
• 23:17
  Yeah, The thing is like this is basically 100 bucks.
• 23:21
  Oh, wait, How much is it, Eddie? It's yeah, it's $100.00.
• 23:24
  So it's. Just that's the basic one.
• 23:27
  No, just no. That's the.
• 23:28
  That's the good one. That's the good one, yeah.
• 23:30
  It's 100 bucks, so for $100. That's a good buy.
• 23:35
  I'm. Yeah, if you if you even are
• 23:37
  thinking about buying this, that means that you probably do
• 23:39
  actually need it. Oh and they look they have a if
• 23:43
  you buy 2, you get it for 160. Yeah, they have a discount if
• 23:46
  you want to do a pair of them, so you can have them on the
• 23:49
  front wheels to measure the track with and all that.
• 23:52
  They even do a deal with. You have four of them and yeah,
• 23:56
  we're we're going to start selling these two now.
• 23:57
  By the way, I guess I should have mentioned that, but we're
• 23:59
  going to have these in the shop. So if you want to come by and
• 24:02
  grab them. I don't remember what what it
• 24:06
  was. Oh see here, they put it on
• 24:09
  there too. See.
• 24:11
  Absolute game changer. That's how I felt when I saw it.
• 24:13
  Definitely good to just have as a tool in the shop too.
• 24:16
  Yeah. So we don't have to guess.
• 24:17
  Oh yeah, this, this offset this. When people bring wheels that
• 24:21
  don't fit then you're like yo. You know who would like this?
• 24:24
  Fucking Josh. The Front St. guys would
• 24:27
  probably like this thing a lot. Probably would like even Jimmy.
• 24:31
  Probably. But The thing is, I feel look at
• 24:34
  Ash chassis, you kind of already know.
• 24:36
  Yeah, you kind of know what you need, but Jimmy's working on
• 24:38
  different cars, Jimmy. Jimmy would use that a lot.
• 24:41
  Yeah, Oh yeah, he is different makes model, yeah.
• 24:45
  This is This is good for. People who DI wise.
• 24:50
  DI wires, yeah. Basically also the other thing
• 24:52
  about the tire, like unless you have, you're not really going to
• 24:55
  know what the tire looks like. That's true.
• 24:58
  You know, because. You're running a different size
• 24:59
  tire all. The time and each manufacturer
• 25:01
  is different. The stretch is going to be
• 25:02
  different. Like you're not really going to
• 25:04
  be able to figure that out. Yeah, but I mean, this to me, I
• 25:08
  mean, I saw his like older 1 and it was just a piece coming out
• 25:13
  in the front and not the back. And I was like, OK, well that
• 25:16
  that's obviously just for wheel fit men kind of, but not even
• 25:19
  because this is important for wheel fit.
• 25:20
  Men. Yeah.
• 25:21
  Especially if you're going to touch the inside.
• 25:23
  Yeah, you never know, especially with cars that we deal with,
• 25:26
  with angle kits. Yeah, so this, this is like
• 25:28
  that. That first version was
• 25:30
  definitely not that great. But this version 4, I don't
• 25:34
  know, seems pretty good. But yeah, I know I haven't seen
• 25:36
  any other ones, so I don't, I don't know what to base that off
• 25:38
  of. All I know is that his Instagram
• 25:40
  fucking ads are fucking all over my algorithm.
• 25:42
  I can tell you that. Yeah, it popped up on mine
• 25:43
  before. Yeah, I'm like, this shit is
• 25:45
  crazy. I wonder how much he pays for
• 25:47
  that. We should probably do that.
• 25:49
  Yeah, imagine paying for marketing.
• 25:52
  Probably works wonders. It probably does, but we just
• 25:55
  never have. All right, guys, what's going on
• 25:58
  in the shop this week? Hey, how we doing?
• 26:00
  This is the Faction Motorsports podcast.
• 26:02
  This is the whole staff. This is the whole staff.
• 26:04
  First time on this. Other than Ken who's been
• 26:06
  helping out for like a month or two.
• 26:08
  So it's been like 2 months. This is the full time staff.
• 26:11
  Yeah, well, yeah, this is the full time staff because you got
• 26:15
  Ken, you got Frankie, you got Lewis, that those are the part
• 26:19
  time, you got Carl. That's the night crew.
• 26:21
  Yep. Carl's the two hour a week.
• 26:24
  Podcast. Yeah, he's just the podcast guy.
• 26:26
  Redeem Ethan. Ethan, I haven't paid Ethan in a
• 26:30
  long time so you can consider his ass fired.
• 26:33
  That's great. That's pretty Ethan.
• 26:37
  Ethan Yeah, you can still build the house.
• 26:39
  Unfortunately, that shit sucks. That doesn't look fun at all.
• 26:45
  Yeah. Do you guys want a house one day
• 26:47
  that. 'D be nice.
• 26:49
  Yes, yeah. He's building it probably, I
• 26:54
  guess. But you know, there's, there's
• 26:55
  always those people who say like don't like it's one of the worst
• 26:59
  things you could do, buy a house or one of the best things you
• 27:01
  could do. Yeah, it's like you buy a house,
• 27:03
  you're, you're stuck, stuck there.
• 27:05
  You have. That's like long term
• 27:07
  commitment. It is long term commitment, but
• 27:09
  as opposed to paying rent that you don't get any of that money
• 27:12
  back. Yeah, that.
• 27:13
  Well, that's those people. You're going to get in your
• 27:15
  taxes back either on the House and it's going to cost almost
• 27:17
  the same amount of the rent. Yeah.
• 27:19
  So unless you have like a four bedroom fucking apartment then
• 27:22
  you know. That's saying if you own
• 27:24
  nothing, you'll be happy. Oh, you mean the?
• 27:27
  People, that's what that the. Conspiracy thing.
• 27:29
  I mean technically if you buy a house, you don't really own it
• 27:33
  until you pay the loan. Off and you still don't own all
• 27:35
  of it because you got to pay the government every single fucking
• 27:38
  year to have the property. What is that?
• 27:41
  That's just some bullshit. Yo, you want to hear some
• 27:43
  bullshit? Talk to me.
• 27:45
  So we're the only country that pays taxes every year.
• 27:48
  My dad in the American Republic has a house.
• 27:51
  We pay tax one time. I don't know about the only
• 27:54
  country, but well. Yeah.
• 27:56
  Yeah, I think it's ridiculous. It doesn't make any sense.
• 28:00
  What, Like, what is the thing in the Constitution?
• 28:01
  Was it like the right to own your own something, I don't
• 28:05
  know, property or something? Yeah, right to bear arms.
• 28:08
  Well, yeah, that too. But you don't actually do you
• 28:13
  actually own it if you're paying the state to rent the land every
• 28:16
  year, because that's basically what you're doing.
• 28:18
  Yeah, you're giving them. You're paying them as a thing.
• 28:23
  Thank you for letting me live here.
• 28:24
  Yeah, thank you for letting me own this.
• 28:26
  Property. What do they use?
• 28:28
  Own. What do they use that tax for?
• 28:30
  What do they say they use property tax for?
• 28:32
  Look that up, Eddie Real. Quick.
• 28:32
  Well, property taxes for like schools and stuff.
• 28:35
  Yeah. That's how they get you.
• 28:37
  Yeah. And what happens if you have no
• 28:40
  kids? You still got to pay it.
• 28:41
  You're still paying for everyone else's children who are going to
• 28:43
  grow up to be about 16 years old and a spray paint your shit all
• 28:46
  over the fucking driveway. But.
• 28:47
  Don't doesn't the tax pay for like the DPW?
• 28:50
  Yeah, it goes to schools, so. Then what is the sales tax
• 28:54
  paying for? Like we could just keep going,
• 28:55
  you know what I mean? Like it's going to, I don't know
• 28:59
  you. Got to pay to use your money.
• 29:01
  Yeah, hey, I had to break down New Jersey's taxes.
• 29:04
  Yeah, that's a good, you know what?
• 29:05
  I like that. That's a good podcast episode.
• 29:07
  I think the sales tax is for like the business.
• 29:10
  They take that money so they could pay their own taxes.
• 29:14
  I know that's how that works. I thought that's how it works.
• 29:16
  We owe them every quarter. Like you come in here, you buy
• 29:19
  something, I have to charge you sales tax.
• 29:21
  I need to hold that money in a fucking account and give it
• 29:24
  every quarter to New Jersey. Damn.
• 29:26
  And what do they use that money for?
• 29:28
  I don't know. Here we.
• 29:29
  Go here we. Go, I was telling you the
• 29:32
  brackets. No, that's income tax we need.
• 29:35
  Property tax Sales tax Property taxes tax New Jersey has the
• 29:39
  highest property tax in the US. It doesn't tell you what they
• 29:43
  use it for though. I want to know what they're
• 29:45
  using it for. What is the state government
• 29:49
  using the money for? I mean, we knew New Jersey had
• 29:52
  the highest property taxes. Shit, it's crazy.
• 29:56
  Education. Yeah, OK.
• 29:57
  Education, healthcare and Human Services.
• 29:59
  So they're just basically saying that they use all of these taxes
• 30:02
  that they hit you with for all of this stuff for
• 30:04
  transportation. I might ask, I want to know the
• 30:08
  breakdown they. Ain't going to tell you all
• 30:10
  that. Exactly.
• 30:10
  Yeah, They ain't going to tell you.
• 30:11
  Yeah, you can't know that. But isn't that what like being
• 30:15
  government paid? Isn't you just paid by through
• 30:18
  taxes? Oh yeah, for sure.
• 30:19
  Yeah, yeah, they're paying the employees.
• 30:21
  Yeah, but it's like, I don't know, the house thing is crazy
• 30:27
  to me. I don't know why.
• 30:29
  I feel like sales taxes is probably like, OK, wow, this
• 30:33
  would be a very long podcast. But like, you know, how much do
• 30:36
  you make off sales tax every month?
• 30:38
  Probably some insane amount of money.
• 30:41
  Like it's fixing the roads that fuck it, charge the people with
• 30:49
  kids money for the fucking school system.
• 30:50
  And that's all right. That's where I end with that,
• 30:53
  honestly, because because that's probably the most expensive
• 30:55
  thing out of everything. It's probably the education
• 30:57
  system. Apparently I think each kid when
• 31:01
  one year I think it's like almost 10 grand like that it
• 31:05
  costs the state for one kid it's 10.
• 31:08
  Grand. How is that fair?
• 31:10
  Like, that's kind of ridiculous. It costs the state one kid 10
• 31:14
  grand a year. I believe that.
• 31:15
  I'm pretty sure I remember reading it.
• 31:18
  It was years ago, but I think that's what it is, Eddie.
• 31:20
  Ask what's the most expensive one out of those seven things
• 31:24
  like I. Think it's the one at the top is
• 31:26
  it is. It in order education.
• 31:28
  Education, yeah. 35%, yeah. OK, healthcare.
• 31:32
  Healthcare. I haven't had healthcare in 10.
• 31:34
  Years no Medicaid NJ family care.
• 31:37
  Oh, so for like the I'm talking? About Tell Uncle Sam.
• 31:40
  Just old people. What like.
• 31:41
  No. And the low income?
• 31:42
  Low income. Old people?
• 31:45
  No. No.
• 31:47
  Medicare wage. Yeah, Medicare.
• 31:48
  Medicaid is basically the same thing as NJ family care.
• 31:51
  Yeah, so basically if you're a middle class, you're fucked.
• 31:54
  Yeah, yeah. That's how it always is.
• 31:55
  That's how it. Always is.
• 31:56
  That's what they call it, the working class.
• 31:58
  It's always middle class is always.
• 32:00
  Fucked what? You call it the slave.
• 32:01
  Class I'm in the twerking class Healthcare no.
• 32:09
  Middle class, We were saying this the other day too.
• 32:11
  Maybe with Carl. I don't know.
• 32:12
  I was like, middle class knows everything too.
• 32:14
  We know all the shit that's going on in the government, but
• 32:17
  we're too comfortable to rise up against it.
• 32:20
  Or too scared at the same time. And then the fucking the lower
• 32:25
  class is just too broke to give a fuck about any of these weird
• 32:29
  things going on in the government because they're just
• 32:31
  trying to survive and. They also get aid, yeah and
• 32:34
  yeah. Yeah.
• 32:36
  And they're getting free shit. Good point Chris sound like a
• 32:39
  good damn conservative over here.
• 32:42
  Chris is like they're getting free shit.
• 32:44
  Free shit just giving money to them they're.
• 32:46
  Just fucking throwing it away. Fucking crazy.
• 32:49
  Yeah, I don't know. It's weird.
• 32:50
  This is what. These are conversations you have
• 32:51
  when you get older, right? Yeah, it's kind of boring.
• 32:54
  Let's move on. Yeah, I never thought about any
• 32:55
  of this shit until I was like 3030.
• 32:59
  Yeah, probably 30. I would say, look, yeah.
• 33:02
  How come still doesn't think about it?
• 33:04
  Nope. Hey, Zoo's been thinking about
• 33:06
  it for the last 10 years because he had a kid 10 years ago now.
• 33:09
  How old is he? He's.
• 33:11
  Four, Yeah. Inflation.
• 33:13
  That's 10 years, Ted Ass. You know what I think they
• 33:17
  should do? Get rid of property tax,
• 33:21
  legalize all fucking drugs and tax the shit out of them.
• 33:24
  I'm fine with crackheads running around.
• 33:25
  As long as I don't have to pay for his kids to go to school I'm
• 33:27
  fine with that. Like.
• 33:29
  Until somebody's sleeping on your lawn and you're like,
• 33:31
  hello? Yeah, just shoot them right to
• 33:33
  bear arms, right? Bring that back too.
• 33:36
  Right to murder people. To New Jersey, you're on my
• 33:38
  property. You can get shot.
• 33:39
  That's that. Are you cool with that?
• 33:43
  I think so. There you go.
• 33:44
  FAFO. If you if you were to remove
• 33:47
  property tax, what would happen? Yeah, that's find out.
• 33:50
  Watch Nothing, Ashley. Chat TBT.
• 33:53
  Yeah, if you remove property tax, will New Jersey fall apart?
• 33:57
  Like I fucking hope so because it's a lot of money they're
• 34:00
  taking, yo. Newark.
• 34:02
  Well, God, it would be his own GTA service.
• 34:05
  It's going. To be Gotham City.
• 34:09
  Prop. Terry.
• 34:10
  Thanks for trying chat TBT sign up.
• 34:12
  It's like, it's like. No, stay logged out.
• 34:14
  You can just stay logged out. Oh, is it?
• 34:16
  Yeah. He like moved it.
• 34:17
  He's like, got it out of here. What would happen if property
• 34:20
  tax was removed in New Jersey? Public schools would lose major
• 34:23
  funding, All right. That's their problem.
• 34:24
  I mean, I mean, some of the schools what what happened down,
• 34:28
  down South like as like your old Asbury Park and stuff.
• 34:31
  I think they're they're losing like arts and music and all that
• 34:35
  stuff because they didn't fund right.
• 34:37
  But they're still charging everyone property tax.
• 34:39
  So where's the money going? You know what I mean #2 local
• 34:41
  governments would collapse. That's perfect.
• 34:43
  Let's get this going. But that's all your service
• 34:48
  workers other taxes. Yeah yeah there'd be trash in
• 34:50
  the streets, people would have fucking what are those old ass
• 34:52
  fucking diseases, The plague would be bad and polio come
• 34:55
  back. Housing costs might change but
• 34:58
  not drop. What state would need to raise
• 35:02
  other taxes? Like what bro?
• 35:05
  Taxes on gas. Sales to.
• 35:07
  We if I, I wish I knew what I was talking about right now
• 35:09
  because I bet there's people out there that really know how much
• 35:11
  the state makes off like sales tax and they're like you're
• 35:14
  good. How about you fire half of your
• 35:17
  fucking employees since none of them do shit at the DMV anyway.
• 35:20
  And then just fucking get rid of property tax.
• 35:23
  Like you could have three people in the DMV get 3 smart
• 35:26
  motherfuckers, pay them $100,000 a year, put them in the DMV.
• 35:29
  That problem's solved. Because instead of having like 3
• 35:33
  fucking 30 women there that I don't know what the fuck is
• 35:36
  going on and they're like and they ask you the same question 7
• 35:38
  fucking times. And they give you a sigh every
• 35:40
  time you ask. Sign right here.
• 35:44
  Everything is routine, so the moment you come there and you do
• 35:47
  something, that's out of their routine.
• 35:49
  They get mad they have an issue. Yep, just like when they went to
• 35:51
  go register with Sylvia. Luckily I got I got lucky with.
• 35:55
  It all depends on who you get. It all depends.
• 35:57
  That's all that matters, yeah. But I when I went to Wallington,
• 36:00
  they're like, no, absolutely not go to Lodi.
• 36:03
  It's like going to the DMV in New Jersey is like gambling.
• 36:07
  Yeah, it's all chance based. If you walk in there on the
• 36:09
  wrong day and you get this person, you're fucked.
• 36:11
  Nothing's going your way and you're going to have to come
• 36:13
  back. What kind of fucking system is
• 36:15
  that? Just fire these motherfuckers.
• 36:17
  They probably got they got the pension, they got the fucking
• 36:21
  union. And then?
• 36:22
  Probably. Oh my God man, unions were good
• 36:25
  in the fucking 20s when they were trying to force people to
• 36:27
  work 80 hours in fucking coal environments.
• 36:30
  Not now, when everything's fine. Union break.
• 36:35
  Union break. We just all stood, Frankie
• 36:38
  sitting here. You know, take a union break.
• 36:41
  I don't know. Remember in the history books
• 36:43
  when people would have a revolt? Yeah, they were unhappy.
• 36:49
  When people would? Yeah.
• 36:49
  When taxes. Yeah, we should join France.
• 36:52
  Yeah, right. Yeah.
• 36:53
  What are they mad about? Can we look that up real quick?
• 36:55
  What are they mad about? Right.
• 36:56
  Now I think it was the farmers. Oh yeah.
• 36:59
  Are they outsourcing their food? Because that's something that we
• 37:01
  do. I bet they are.
• 37:04
  Well, all their fucking soils probably got fucking land mines
• 37:07
  and shit fucking shells from World War One, yeah.
• 37:13
  He said. What is France rioting for?
• 37:15
  That's fine. Let's see what it says.
• 37:19
  France doesn't fuck around like. Budget cuts, budget cuts, high
• 37:25
  cost of living, tax issues, public sector reforms.
• 37:30
  Enormous shit that you would riot for.
• 37:33
  Yeah, secondary triggers. Just seems like normal.
• 37:36
  Shit, how do you feel about? This shit going on right now in
• 37:41
  this country with Trump sending the fucking National Guard
• 37:44
  unwanted to different cities. To do what?
• 37:47
  To clean them up? Yeah.
• 37:49
  In what way? What are we cleaning?
• 37:51
  Taking them only you're. Off the streets, trying to
• 37:52
  trying, I guess you would say, trying to take criminals off the
• 37:55
  street. I don't know what else they're
• 37:56
  really doing. Like, he just did it to Chicago
• 38:02
  and the governor is like, you got to get him out of here.
• 38:05
  Like, this is not right. And then meanwhile, the people
• 38:08
  are like, everyone gets shot every night.
• 38:10
  Maybe we need someone here, but they're just, they're like, no,
• 38:14
  don't we didn't OK this for political reasons because
• 38:17
  they're like, we hate Trump. But I don't know.
• 38:20
  In my mind, I'm like, that is kind of insane.
• 38:22
  You know you can't just send the fucking military around.
• 38:26
  Yeah, there's pros and cons and everything.
• 38:28
  It's like. Yeah, and who knows, maybe
• 38:31
  they're just going over there with ICE and just fucking
• 38:32
  detaining random people. So I don't know.
• 38:36
  You got to hear the people on the street like their opinion of
• 38:39
  it. Yeah.
• 38:41
  But. I don't know that.
• 38:42
  So he did that to Washington, DC, apparently.
• 38:45
  And he like cleaned the city up in like a week and now like it's
• 38:48
  better apparently. I don't know.
• 38:50
  So they say. So they say.
• 38:52
  Depends on who you're talking to, but I don't know, I feel
• 38:56
  like Washington, DC is a little different because it's the
• 38:58
  capital of the fucking country. So you can probably do that, get
• 39:01
  away with it. I feel like he, I feel like John
• 39:03
  got the idea from the old Philippine, the former president
• 39:09
  of the. Philippines.
• 39:09
  I mean, it sounds like something Hitler would do too.
• 39:11
  The. Former president of the
• 39:12
  Philippines did that, Yeah. And he cleaned up the city a lot
• 39:16
  because there was a lot of crime.
• 39:18
  Thousands and thousands of people in Gerald just killed him
• 39:21
  on the spot. What would he kill them for?
• 39:23
  Like how? Bad if you're a drug dealer.
• 39:24
  Boomed drug dealer. Oh yeah, that's insane.
• 39:26
  Any crime? Yeah.
• 39:28
  So that's what we call. Dictatorship.
• 39:30
  There's a lot of vigilante shit going on.
• 39:33
  Yeah, imagine that should start happening here.
• 39:37
  How scary would that? Be people would act right.
• 39:39
  I bet people would finally revolt.
• 39:41
  And then it would be martial law.
• 39:43
  Yeah, well, that's basically what I mean.
• 39:45
  They're not doing martial law, but it's kind of on the verge.
• 39:47
  You're just sending the National Guard around to random cities
• 39:49
  that didn't request you. I don't know, It's weird.
• 39:53
  This country is not like normal countries.
• 39:56
  Every state is supposed to really be its own country.
• 39:58
  So when there's a governing force that's just sending troops
• 40:02
  in, it's kind of insane. Yeah.
• 40:04
  You know, that's like France going into Germany.
• 40:07
  Like, we got to clean your streets up because they're
• 40:09
  leaking our area. So we're just going to send our
• 40:12
  military over there and start jailing people Like it's, it's
• 40:15
  kind of wild, but I don't know. What a world.
• 40:23
  What else going on? In the world are here I.
• 40:27
  Don't know. I don't know man.
• 40:30
  Hey Zeus, how are you doing? How's your family it?
• 40:32
  Was good, you know, kids growing up just trying to keep a level
• 40:36
  head because you know it's crazy out here and we still.
• 40:41
  Like being a dad, it's. It's good.
• 40:43
  I I like being a dad, yeah. Malcolm's going to be 1 soon so.
• 40:46
  Yeah, Chris is going to be 1 before me.
• 40:47
  You think? Yeah, yeah, Let's place a bet
• 40:50
  right now, OK? I don't know.
• 40:52
  Let's say 50 bucks. I don't.
• 40:56
  I haven't talked to Chris enough about this to really place a
• 40:58
  bet, but I know Princess so. I Oh my money's on Malcolm.
• 41:02
  Too. I think my money's on Malcolm,
• 41:04
  bro. Yeah.
• 41:05
  I would say the same. Yeah, because Chris is going to,
• 41:07
  of course Chris is going to wait a little bit.
• 41:11
  Chris is going to be married before I'm a very.
• 41:13
  Chris is going to be married before Malcolm somehow.
• 41:17
  But yeah, yeah, baby Princess is having a baby.
• 41:21
  Oh yeah, for sure. Nah.
• 41:23
  Yep, and it's going to be a girl.
• 41:26
  I want a girl first. Oh.
• 41:27
  Me too. I want I want a son first.
• 41:30
  I. Want I want you guys to have a a
• 41:33
  son, but it's going to be a girl.
• 41:35
  God bless you. Why do you want us to have a son
• 41:36
  first? I want her to be a boy mom.
• 41:40
  That's what they call that, right?
• 41:41
  Boy Mom? Yeah.
• 41:42
  I don't know why I picture that working out her with a girl I
• 41:46
  don't know. I kind of see her as a boy mom
• 41:49
  too. Yeah, I feel like she's going
• 41:51
  to. If she has a girl, she's never
• 41:52
  going to hear this shit. If she has a girl, she's going
• 41:54
  to turn into her mom. And then it's going to be,
• 41:58
  you're going to relive the cycle.
• 42:00
  But if she has a. Boy, it's going to be.
• 42:03
  I don't think that's going to happen.
• 42:06
  Maybe. But also she hasn't turned into
• 42:09
  her mom yet and then usually would happen by now.
• 42:10
  So a lot of women turn to their mom.
• 42:15
  Thank God. You can't say that.
• 42:19
  I can't. My mom knows.
• 42:21
  I'll call her mom. She knows I love her.
• 42:24
  But you know. Yeah, I've seen girls turn into
• 42:27
  like, exactly like their and then they talk shit about their
• 42:29
  moms and I'm like, that's you. Yeah, why do girls, women just
• 42:33
  hate women? Those women?
• 42:38
  Is it just me? You think you think women hate
• 42:40
  women? You think women just hate women?
• 42:42
  Well. Maybe it's just in their.
• 42:46
  DNA, well, that's a mother daughter thing.
• 42:48
  So that's even different, right, If you're thinking about that
• 42:51
  situation? Yeah, I'm thinking about mother
• 42:52
  daughter. A lot of feel like it's more
• 42:54
  likely for a mother to have a daughter relationship to be on
• 43:01
  the bad side rather than the good side.
• 43:04
  Maybe that's just what I've seen.
• 43:05
  Maybe that's just what you've seen.
• 43:06
  Yeah, every time I think of something, I think the same
• 43:08
  thing. Like, oh, maybe that's just the
• 43:09
  four situations I've seen and I didn't.
• 43:11
  See. Yeah, maybe that's just, I don't
• 43:13
  know. Most of the time it's because
• 43:14
  they're too much alike and like they butt heads.
• 43:16
  Yeah. Like Jacinda and her mom are are
• 43:19
  good they never had a problem but Jacinda's sister, the middle
• 43:23
  one and her mom they're a lot pretty similar and they always
• 43:29
  butt heads. Yeah, I mean, can't you say
• 43:33
  anything about dads? But no, you can't.
• 43:36
  I feel like unless it's if it's if your dad's just a piece of
• 43:40
  shit, then there's no way out there.
• 43:41
  But I feel like he would, although dads with little girls
• 43:46
  are usually pretty good. Yeah, because you got to protect
• 43:50
  them and it adds a level of. Yeah, right.
• 43:56
  I mean, I feel like I've seen a lot more.
• 43:58
  Dads with sons that are that's a shitty situation than the
• 44:02
  opposite, but I don't know. You know, don't put that on me,
• 44:06
  bro. No, you're good.
• 44:09
  You can never be a piece of shit to your.
• 44:11
  Son my. Dad is a girl dad.
• 44:14
  That explains a lot. Look at you what?
• 44:16
  Are you trying to say? Yeah, right about to be a girl,
• 44:20
  dad. He's a little, he's a little.
• 44:21
  Oy, a little sweet. OK, he's a girl there.
• 44:26
  Why? What makes you say that?
• 44:28
  You can just tell and plus my growing up with my dad, there
• 44:31
  was never a great. I feel like a lot of Filipino
• 44:34
  dads are girl dads because a lot of Filipino men are pretty
• 44:40
  feminine naturally. Hey, hey.
• 44:44
  So I get, I don't know Filipino. What do you so maybe you are.
• 44:49
  Maybe I am Filipino. Yeah, I feel like, I feel like
• 44:55
  there's rarely a good dad and son relationship with Filipinos.
• 44:59
  How's your dad, your you and your dad's relationship?
• 45:02
  Me. Yeah, Eddie.
• 45:05
  Decent. There you have it.
• 45:09
  Nothing more, nothing less. No, it's just good.
• 45:12
  Definitely not more, but. You know, damn, that's crazy.
• 45:15
  I guess I'm the only one that that has a pretty good
• 45:18
  relationship. I actually had a great
• 45:19
  relationship with my dad. Not yet even.
• 45:20
  I just cursed him off now because it's different.
• 45:23
  I mean, hey, what you see now is.
• 45:25
  Not how it was when we were. Growing my dad could get
• 45:27
  annoying too. It's not bro.
• 45:29
  The other day or last night, he he pissed me off because he was
• 45:33
  he was with the kids, both the kids and I don't know why my dad
• 45:37
  always answered the phone to these scammers.
• 45:40
  And he goes, hello, hello. He's like, oh, and he just goes.
• 45:43
  Fuck you and. I'm like, Dad, you're really
• 45:47
  going to. I don't even curse in front of
• 45:48
  the kids and you're going to teach my kids to curse and.
• 45:51
  Every time that I answer the phone, fuck you.
• 45:53
  Yo, now Giovanni. Giovanni was like what?
• 45:56
  And then Damien was like, fuck you.
• 45:58
  I'm like. No, there it is.
• 46:01
  That was it. And your dad probably just
• 46:03
  laughed. My dad never cursed when we grow
• 46:07
  up and my grandpa definitely never fucking cursed and I was
• 46:11
  telling Malcolm today when I cursed in front of my grandpa
• 46:13
  once was the craziest shit ever. Oh bro.
• 46:15
  It was like a whole nother person came out of his body and
• 46:17
  just screamed at me and I was like, my, my bad, my bad, sorry,
• 46:21
  I'm sorry. Like and then I guess.
• 46:24
  But then I, I remember, I can remember every moment when I I
• 46:28
  curse in front of my parents or they curse in front of me
• 46:32
  because it was so rare. I remember my dad was putting, I
• 46:35
  think my dad was putting those plow on the truck or he was
• 46:38
  putting the hitch on the trailer or something.
• 46:41
  And he caught his hand. Fuck.
• 46:43
  And he screamed fuck. And I was like, oh, I've never
• 46:47
  heard you say that. Like when I was young, I was
• 46:49
  like 8 years old, nine years old.
• 46:51
  No, maybe I was like 11. I don't know.
• 46:52
  Yeah. But I was like, yeah, it was
• 46:54
  weird. I was like, what the fuck?
• 46:55
  And then when I my mom shut my hand in a car door once I
• 46:59
  screamed fuck and I was like they don't know I know that
• 47:02
  word. Yeah.
• 47:04
  Now they do, but they didn't say anything obviously, because she
• 47:07
  just shut my hand in the fucking car.
• 47:09
  I get it. I get it, yeah.
• 47:11
  Like, sorry honey. That was Christmas, that was
• 47:13
  Christmas Day. I remember that fucking Ford
• 47:16
  Explorer. Malcolm, did you ever get to
• 47:19
  witness the three generations of Frank?
• 47:22
  No, he didn't. We were.
• 47:23
  Talking about that early. Yeah, he had to witness that.
• 47:26
  I wish. I wish Malcolm met my grandpa.
• 47:28
  But yeah, we didn't really. We didn't really hang out with
• 47:31
  him though. Yeah, you guys were in the
• 47:33
  office. That was the only time he ever
• 47:35
  came here. Yeah.
• 47:36
  Was the one and only time. Yeah.
• 47:37
  Whoa. My family thought this was a
• 47:41
  joke. They didn't believe in you.
• 47:43
  They didn't see the vision. They didn't see the vision.
• 47:45
  My dad thought this was a joke forever until Chris was here and
• 47:50
  he was like, oh, you're paying someone.
• 47:51
  Like, I think that was when everything started changing for
• 47:54
  him. And then, like, I think he'd
• 47:56
  eventually just was, you should probably just talk to my
• 47:58
  grandpa. And he's like, yo, he's actually
• 48:00
  something's going on. Your dad still doesn't get it.
• 48:02
  He doesn't get it, but now he understands that it's a
• 48:05
  business. Yeah.
• 48:06
  Yeah, Like he. But I know what you're saying.
• 48:09
  Like he'll come. In he'll randomly come and ask
• 48:12
  the same question for the third time.
• 48:15
  So I might sound stupid asking this again.
• 48:19
  So you're telling me you're sitting on the computer, you see
• 48:22
  an order come through? What's the next step this?
• 48:26
  Is. What he says you're shipping it
• 48:28
  from here or you never even. You ship it from somewhere else.
• 48:32
  It's half and half. Like no shit.
• 48:37
  That's exactly what he says. No shit.
• 48:41
  And all that stuff in the back, that's to sell that.
• 48:44
  That's to sell, yeah. And people come here looking for
• 48:49
  that. No shit.
• 48:52
  Every time dude, he gives me the same shit every year over and
• 48:55
  over again. Your dad's funny as hell.
• 48:57
  Yeah, he is funny, but he needs to fix his fucking knees so I
• 49:01
  can stop being mad at him every. Time you want to hear something
• 49:04
  you want to hear something My dad had a hernia, has a hernia,
• 49:07
  still has a double hernia like yo, that's.
• 49:09
  What does that even mean? Like.
• 49:11
  What's your? Case your rectum goes inside
• 49:14
  out. Bro, no, no prolapse.
• 49:17
  No, that's that's something else, Chris.
• 49:19
  It's prolapsing. No.
• 49:20
  No, that's a. It's when your abdominal wall,
• 49:23
  that's when you get tears and something.
• 49:26
  And it has air in between. Bro he's had that for over 20
• 49:30
  years. Hemorrhoid you're.
• 49:31
  Thinking hemorrhoid? Yeah, hemorrhoid.
• 49:32
  Hemorrhoid. Yeah.
• 49:35
  Watch my hemorrhoid. Wait, he's had that for how
• 49:38
  long? Over 20.
• 49:39
  And what is it again in your stomach?
• 49:41
  Like your your like your tests. Yeah, you have a a gap.
• 49:46
  It like tears and it makes a gap.
• 49:48
  In and what does that gap do? Like it's not good.
• 49:50
  It's not. Just uncomfortable and sometimes
• 49:53
  it hurts like sometimes. And what he only needs to just
• 49:54
  get that sliced open and they do some and then that's it.
• 49:57
  Could tear and could be worse. It could get worse.
• 49:59
  Oh. Fuck that, I would go.
• 50:01
  Medium like it's like a. Hernias so.
• 50:03
  It's like a tear. How would you?
• 50:06
  I don't. It's like any tear, it could
• 50:07
  just get bigger. If you put more pressure behind
• 50:09
  it, it could just RIP open more. So my dad's problem is his.
• 50:13
  What is it? There's no cartilage.
• 50:15
  Cartilage in his knees and the surgery obviously sucks.
• 50:18
  They're going to fucking break your leg, not break them, but
• 50:21
  they're they're going to fuck with your knees.
• 50:23
  It's a scary surgery, but guess what?
• 50:24
  You're not going to be awake. And apparently, like my aunt, my
• 50:29
  other uncle, like they've all had it done.
• 50:31
  They're all like you got to get the surgery.
• 50:32
  Done. You endure the pain afterwards
• 50:34
  for a few weeks and then you can walk.
• 50:35
  Physical therapy and then you walk.
• 50:37
  Yeah, I think my dad had knee surgery, but he had fluid in his
• 50:40
  knees. Yeah, that's common too.
• 50:42
  I think my dad's just his cartilage is gone.
• 50:44
  I'm sure it's going to happen to me one day too unfortunately,
• 50:46
  but I don't know. He's also had a kidney stone.
• 50:49
  Your dad? Yeah.
• 50:50
  He passed on the size of a pencil eraser.
• 50:52
  That's my biggest fear. That's one of my biggest fears
• 50:55
  is a kidney stone. Kidney stone?
• 50:57
  Oh no. Can you look up the percentage
• 50:59
  percentage of humans that have kidney stone problems in their
• 51:02
  life? Frankie, you're good.
• 51:03
  You drink mad. Water I know, but like dude.
• 51:05
  Yeah, you might be all right if. My dad hasn't had a kidney stone
• 51:08
  yet. I'm not getting one.
• 51:09
  You should ask him. Because.
• 51:11
  He only drinks Coke. Bro, he, he didn't even know
• 51:13
  what water was until like five years ago.
• 51:15
  I swear to God, you like didn't even understand that you can
• 51:17
  drink water. It was.
• 51:19
  I'm like, Dad, do you drink water ever?
• 51:21
  What do you drink? Water.
• 51:22
  There's water in my coffee. Give me a Coke, yeah.
• 51:24
  Yeah, like water and Coke. I mean, that's, that's like
• 51:26
  Latinos, all they know is freaking.
• 51:28
  How do you even survive like that?
• 51:31
  It's so strange. That's all you know whenever
• 51:34
  like not having clean water. 10 soda.
• 51:36
  Worldwide, 10 to 12% One in 10 people will have a kidney stone.
• 51:41
  Fuck, I knew it was going to be bad it.
• 51:44
  Has a lot to do with your diet and.
• 51:46
  Salt. I love salt.
• 51:48
  Diet's high in salt, animal protein, sugar and oxalates.
• 51:53
  That's all I eat except for the last one.
• 51:55
  That's. Crazy because I should have had
• 51:57
  one too there. Yeah, right.
• 51:59
  I'm surprised. I don't even want to say it out
• 52:00
  loud. I'm good.
• 52:01
  Say it out loud. Nope, Say it out loud you little
• 52:03
  bitch. No, I'll shoot that shit out
• 52:06
  like a fucking airsoft gun. Just don't aim that shit at me
• 52:13
  winning. Yeah, he'll kill somebody with
• 52:16
  that. Oh, look at that.
• 52:18
  Once you have a kidney stone, the chance of you getting
• 52:20
  another is 30 to 50% within five years.
• 52:23
  I know somebody who's had like 3 or 4 in a year.
• 52:27
  Jesus. That what is their diet?
• 52:29
  I need to know that. Filipino food.
• 52:31
  Oh yeah, yeah, you can't be eating that shit.
• 52:33
  All this isn't just pork. And like, fucking pork.
• 52:36
  Salt. Salt, sugar.
• 52:37
  Right now it's just a lot of salt, sugar.
• 52:39
  It's like if we went to Gorilla Grill every night.
• 52:41
  Fuck yeah. Yeah, it's a salt and animal
• 52:45
  protein, I guess. But to prevent kidney stones, I
• 52:48
  think you could drink lemon juice.
• 52:52
  Lemon juice breaks down kidney stones every once in a while.
• 52:56
  What's what's another biggest fear you got, Malcolm?
• 52:59
  Biggest fear health wise? Yeah, I guess so.
• 53:01
  Let. Me think you guys got one.
• 53:07
  Let me try to think. Maybe something teeth related?
• 53:13
  Really. I mean, I'm supposed to get my
• 53:16
  wisdom teeth out for 10 years. I never have.
• 53:17
  So you ever have? Dreams where your teeth are
• 53:19
  falling out. Yeah, that, that's the
• 53:21
  self-confidence thing, DK. They really.
• 53:23
  Yeah. I have so many of those I.
• 53:26
  Don't think you have self-confidence.
• 53:27
  No, I don't think so either. I have so many of those dreams.
• 53:30
  I used to have like. Feel so real.
• 53:32
  Every now and then, but not anymore.
• 53:37
  I don't have any of those but I know it's probably common.
• 53:40
  I just always fall in my dream like I bout to.
• 53:42
  But that's what they say when you're falling asleep.
• 53:45
  Oh, it feels like you're falling.
• 53:46
  Yeah, because your body is like trying to fight.
• 53:49
  I think the falling asleep thing, I mean something like
• 53:52
  that. Yeah, I don't know if I have any
• 53:55
  other fears. Health.
• 53:57
  Wise I just you. Anything with my Dick.
• 54:07
  Straight up. Anything OK?
• 54:11
  Catheter, fucking kidney stone. Fucking anything with my Dick.
• 54:15
  I that's my. Biggest I picked Princess.
• 54:17
  I picked Princess up from work yesterday.
• 54:19
  Oh no. She's like had such a bad day I
• 54:21
  almost cried. Fucking put.
• 54:23
  I forget what they call it. It wasn't a catheter in the
• 54:25
  Dick. She's like, I had to do
• 54:27
  something. This guy's Dick and his Dick
• 54:29
  wouldn't stop bleeding and he's just screaming my penis like
• 54:36
  there's blood everywhere. The smell of blood is nasty.
• 54:39
  God. Bless that girl.
• 54:40
  I was like, God, my God, yeah, put his Dick down.
• 54:46
  I'm on his side. What are you doing to?
• 54:49
  This poor guy. Yeah, what the fuck.
• 54:52
  Oh my God, if I had to fucking with somebody's Dick and it's
• 54:55
  just blood squirting everywhere I.
• 54:56
  Know this? This is sounds like a nightmare.
• 54:59
  Yeah, it's pressurized. She signed up.
• 55:01
  For that, she signed up. For that, I don't know why, but
• 55:04
  that's a Filipino thing. You got to be a nurse.
• 55:05
  I don't I don't know why you. Got to save everybody.
• 55:08
  I mean good for her. Like she should be a nurse.
• 55:12
  She's the nicest person I've ever met.
• 55:14
  But all her patients patients say she's the nicest nurse
• 55:17
  they've ever had. She's the nicest person anyone's
• 55:19
  ever met. Like, but it's a hard job, you
• 55:22
  know, it just sucks. All those people are, even if
• 55:25
  they're shitheads, those people are still angels on Earth.
• 55:28
  Yeah. Like, even if you're just a
• 55:29
  shitty nurse, you're still an Angel to me because I don't know
• 55:32
  how the fuck you're dealing with any of this bullshit.
• 55:34
  Like, God damn, that shit is crazy.
• 55:36
  That might be what I think is the hardest job in the world.
• 55:39
  I I want to say be a nurse. I yeah, I would probably be a
• 55:42
  nurse too. It wouldn't be a doctor or
• 55:43
  something It. Would be a like a surgeon, not a
• 55:44
  surgeon. Because they're, yeah, they're
• 55:46
  doing hard work, but like, they're not dealing with shit.
• 55:50
  They're not dealing with emotions.
• 55:51
  And like you got to touch their penis and like there's blood
• 55:54
  everywhere and like, I don't know, the nurses are doing The
• 55:58
  Dirty work in the hospital like for the most part.
• 56:03
  So it's. Yo there was one lady she said
• 56:07
  she had like a bed sore so bad how her ass like her ass was a
• 56:13
  wound and you know the end of a balloon that was her butt hole.
• 56:18
  Yeah. Sticking out.
• 56:20
  Because it was rotted away. No.
• 56:22
  No. No, her butt hole was like the
• 56:26
  end of a balloon. She saw this.
• 56:28
  Yes. Scary movies ain't going to do
• 56:29
  shit to her anymore because that that's straight up zombie shit.
• 56:33
  Yeah, imagine. And she had to, like, clean it
• 56:35
  because it pooped. It pooped.
• 56:38
  He had a little stop. Just open up like a flower.
• 56:43
  Oh my God. Yeah, imagine that.
• 56:45
  Would this be considered HIPAA? No, I'm not saying anybody's
• 56:48
  name. That's true.
• 56:50
  Oh yeah. Right.
• 56:52
  No, yes. Not considered hip.
• 56:56
  Not I'm. Just like I'm going to edit this
• 56:59
  box. I'm like, oh shit, I'm not.
• 57:02
  Saying anybody's name. Yeah, I don't.
• 57:04
  I don't know, dude. That's name a harder job.
• 57:06
  Name a more disgusting job to go do 12 hours a day.
• 57:10
  Name 1. You know they have a, they have
• 57:13
  a short schedule, but it is a lot of hard work.
• 57:16
  I think they do like 3 days on and then a few days off.
• 57:18
  Yeah. Is that the normal schedule that
• 57:20
  you know that's? Like a normal nurse, you have
• 57:21
  three days on 12 hour shifts. Oh, OK.
• 57:23
  So they actually do have reduced.
• 57:26
  So that's like normal. It's supposed to be reduced
• 57:28
  hours a week. No, it's still 12 hours.
• 57:31
  It's 12 hours a day, yeah. Three days, 363636.
• 57:36
  OK, Yeah. So they have a 36 hour work week
• 57:38
  instead of a 40 hour work week. Yes.
• 57:40
  So for those four, would you trade those four hours?
• 57:43
  I wouldn't. I mean, obviously the pay is
• 57:45
  good, but I think I know the pay and I'm still good on that job.
• 57:50
  It also depends on what kind of nurse you are too.
• 57:53
  Yeah, the more you work your way up.
• 57:56
  And the different departments. Well, it's different departments
• 57:58
  too. Like you can have, it should be
• 57:59
  it can. Be an ICU.
• 58:01
  Yeah. Or the Pediatrics, which is kind
• 58:03
  of laid back. It's probably more sad because
• 58:05
  your kids are dying. Yeah.
• 58:06
  You got to tell their parents, hey, by the way, your kids going
• 58:08
  to die tomorrow. Oh, that's a fun job.
• 58:10
  Like what the fuck? Like I, I don't.
• 58:13
  I mean, the nurses don't tell them.
• 58:15
  It's mostly the. Doctors, really, the doctor has
• 58:17
  to do. It Yeah, it's like a doctor's
• 58:18
  job. Oh, good, because you're getting
• 58:20
  paid double, so you. Yeah, they're.
• 58:21
  Getting paid quadruple quad. Quintuple.
• 58:24
  Yeah. Yeah, doctors are cold too.
• 58:27
  Like, well, they have to have to.
• 58:28
  They're like kind of. They're dealing with that shit.
• 58:31
  Yeah, autistic fucking. Well, to be in the medical
• 58:35
  field, you have to. You can't be emotional, but you
• 58:38
  can't get attached. I noticed that with my dentist
• 58:41
  they probably used a Dick. What is that called?
• 58:42
  Sociopath type personality. Yeah, because that's why I want
• 58:46
  working on my heart. Hey, man, he's.
• 58:50
  Like. Not going to work.
• 58:51
  All right. Well.
• 58:52
  Yeah, it ain't going to work. Yeah, we can.
• 58:54
  Yeah, it ain't going to work. Fuck it.
• 58:56
  Get him out. We lost him.
• 58:57
  You don't want to try the Nah, I got.
• 58:58
  I got a fucking. I got a meeting.
• 59:02
  Like being a doctor is probably so hard though.
• 59:03
  A surgeon bro, and you're probably on call 24 hours a day.
• 59:08
  Well, not hate to say. It but like I'm fine with AI
• 59:11
  taking over those jobs. Someone So you want a robot
• 59:14
  fucking operating on me? Yes.
• 59:16
  I'll take a robot working on me because they're just going.
• 59:19
  To until it malfunction. Yeah, that ain't going to happen
• 59:22
  in the future. Fucking that.
• 59:23
  Shit ain't going to happen. Cuts you in half they're.
• 59:24
  Not going to let that. They're not going to let them be
• 59:26
  doctors. If that's happening, they're
• 59:28
  going to need like a fucking record of like 10,000 hours of
• 59:31
  perfection before they even let it touch a human.
• 59:33
  Probably, yeah. You know.
• 59:35
  There are a lot of cases where trying to remove human error has
• 59:40
  not proven them right. Like AI is not always going to
• 59:43
  be right. Meaning like the guy that landed
• 59:50
  the plane in the Hudson. Why do they always talk about
• 59:54
  this guy? Sully yeah, they always talk
• 59:57
  about this fucking guy. I mean, that's that's impressive
• 59:59
  as hell. Is it to land the plane in the
• 1:00:01
  Hudson because of what, An engine going down?
• 1:00:05
  That's and for him to go as slowly.
• 1:00:08
  I'm sure it's not easy, I'll tell you that, but.
• 1:00:11
  But I'm sure I could do it. I mean, I don't want to say I
• 1:00:15
  could do it, but. He's flown.
• 1:00:17
  Who knows It's. Doesn't seem that crazy, you got
• 1:00:20
  a pretty long runway. Well, I'm saying, isn't it like
• 1:00:23
  you can't really replicate human instinct?
• 1:00:26
  Yet. Yeah, yet.
• 1:00:29
  Did you see, OK, we want to talk about this.
• 1:00:30
  You saw the new like you saw the Michael Jackson shit going on.
• 1:00:33
  So that's what. AI stuff Sora.
• 1:00:36
  AI Sora. That's all.
• 1:00:38
  This company called Sora, it's pretty much at the point now
• 1:00:41
  where you can't tell it's fake. It's pretty much at that point
• 1:00:45
  like if if you didn't know Michael Jackson, yeah, that
• 1:00:48
  would look real. Oh yeah.
• 1:00:49
  You know, it's just because we know it's Michael Jackson that
• 1:00:51
  we know it's fake. Yeah, but like we we looked at
• 1:00:53
  one the other the wrestling 1. He was like in a wrestling and
• 1:00:56
  he's like talking about talk to a fucking.
• 1:00:58
  Like a post fight interview talking to Joe Rogan and it
• 1:01:00
  looked 100%. Real.
• 1:01:01
  It looked real. There was like screens in the
• 1:01:02
  back going like he looked 100% real.
• 1:01:05
  I. Think I really gave him my all
• 1:01:06
  the. The first thing I look at is the
• 1:01:08
  eyes. The eyes always look weird.
• 1:01:10
  It used to be the hands they connect.
• 1:01:12
  The AI cannot get right everything.
• 1:01:13
  The hands look fine. Go look at the Yo, Eddie, look
• 1:01:16
  up a Will Smith eating spaghetti and then look at the newest one
• 1:01:20
  they made. They, they're using that as a
• 1:01:23
  thing. They die.
• 1:01:24
  Yeah, they made, they had AI make Will Smith eating spaghetti
• 1:01:28
  and it looked ridiculous. And now it's 100% real.
• 1:01:32
  And that was like five years or less.
• 1:01:35
  I got to go. All right.
• 1:01:37
  Bye, guys. Chris is out of here.
• 1:01:40
  We lost one. Let's see who we lose next.
• 1:01:41
  So you're leaving people Malcolm mad as fuck.
• 1:01:47
  Wait, you got to look at this 1st 2023, It's fucking 3.
• 1:01:51
  Two years. Three years ago.
• 1:01:54
  Look, 2023, this is Will Smith eating spaghetti.
• 1:01:58
  What? Yeah.
• 1:02:02
  This was five years ago. Oh, 2023.
• 1:02:04
  Wow, this is what AI? It's hard.
• 1:02:06
  It's hard for me to believe this because it's so ridiculous.
• 1:02:09
  Like I, I feel like the prompt was not.
• 1:02:11
  Yeah, I think the prompt was a joke.
• 1:02:13
  You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:02:14
  But. But this is what they say.
• 1:02:17
  But you could see his face is still making weird like.
• 1:02:19
  Yeah, but I kind of get it because textures would always
• 1:02:24
  have you have like dying. In the back.
• 1:02:26
  Weird. Vibration to them.
• 1:02:30
  Will Smith eating AI spaghetti 2024.
• 1:02:34
  Wait, that's actually him. Never mind.
• 1:02:36
  This is, this is yeah, this is trolling.
• 1:02:38
  But there is there is a, there is one.
• 1:02:41
  Look up a real 1I. Think that is the one.
• 1:02:43
  No, there's a real one. I saw it today.
• 1:02:49
  There's probably not a before and after.
• 1:02:51
  It might be that you. Have to put AI what the?
• 1:02:55
  Fuck. It's that one right there that
• 1:02:58
  yeah, it's going to be that. OK, I can tell it's fake but
• 1:03:01
  because he looks so young. Oh yeah, this is.
• 1:03:05
  Isn't that kind of insane, dude? Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Oh, eyes. Yeah, that.
• 1:03:09
  Was weird. Yeah, go back a little, see if
• 1:03:12
  you can get his eyes. They're purposely not showing
• 1:03:14
  his eyes. Even the movement from the mouth
• 1:03:16
  though. I know and look at the his
• 1:03:19
  muscles at the top of his head, by his temples when he chews,
• 1:03:22
  how that's how it would look if you're actually chewing you.
• 1:03:26
  See them eyes? Play the video a photo of.
• 1:03:29
  Him. It does kind of look like him
• 1:03:31
  though. The eyes it doesn't obviously.
• 1:03:33
  He just looks young. His skin is too smooth.
• 1:03:38
  Yeah, but that's crazy. Yeah.
• 1:03:40
  It's pretty, it's pretty close that, yeah.
• 1:03:42
  That one that I saw today was not this.
• 1:03:46
  It was even better than this. Like it really looked like his
• 1:03:50
  face. Earlier I was saying how long
• 1:03:52
  until we go on like Netflix and you see something this movie and
• 1:03:56
  then has a little tag AI. Like made by AI?
• 1:03:59
  Made by AI. That it's probably not going to
• 1:04:02
  take that long. It's.
• 1:04:03
  Probably going to happen like next year.
• 1:04:05
  The problem is there the that Actors Guild thing is the thing
• 1:04:09
  that's going to fight it, They've been fighting it the
• 1:04:12
  whole time. Yeah, like they went on strike
• 1:04:13
  for the whole year. Last year or this year?
• 1:04:16
  Rightfully so, I think. Yeah, they're scared.
• 1:04:19
  Yeah, because they're not going to have a job.
• 1:04:20
  Yeah, I make a movie like this. Yeah, well, what do you?
• 1:04:24
  Well, also, the industry is not going to let that happen because
• 1:04:26
  they make so much money off of celebrities.
• 1:04:29
  And. Oh, that's a good point.
• 1:04:31
  Yeah. Celebrities are like people want
• 1:04:35
  to meet them in person. They want to go to a.
• 1:04:36
  Movie They want to see them improve that person.
• 1:04:38
  Yeah, and if they have the chance to meet them in real
• 1:04:41
  life? Well, also art is art.
• 1:04:44
  Like making a real movie is going to still feel like a real
• 1:04:48
  movie for a while. I would say probably another
• 1:04:51
  five years. Maybe in like 5 to 10 years
• 1:04:53
  there'll be a movie that comes out that's all AI that feels
• 1:04:56
  like actually real. But I feel like an AI movie
• 1:04:59
  right now came out. You wouldn't know.
• 1:05:01
  You wouldn't know within like 2 scenes it'd be like this isn't
• 1:05:04
  it's just something's not right. It's.
• 1:05:05
  Going to be inconsistencies and stuff.
• 1:05:08
  But that sort of shit is getting pretty crazy, that.
• 1:05:11
  Shit's all over Instagram. Yeah, so I, I don't know, dude
• 1:05:15
  might be coming. What are we?
• 1:05:17
  I mean, we're in a good field. I don't think they're going to
• 1:05:19
  make AI robots can fix fucking 1963 fucking Impala.
• 1:05:24
  Impala. Yeah, I don't think that's going
• 1:05:25
  to happen for a long time. So definitely a good industry to
• 1:05:27
  be in right now, but. Is the air off right?
• 1:05:32
  It's hot as. Fucking like it got hot as fuck
• 1:05:34
  in here. We just fixed the AC.
• 1:05:35
  Maybe someone shut it off? It's always this thing, this
• 1:05:39
  vent in here and barely gets any air.
• 1:05:41
  Let me see well. 78. It says 78, but it's hot.
• 1:05:50
  It says it's hot. Watch.
• 1:05:52
  Oh, it's kicked in. Eddie, I'm sorry you're just
• 1:05:54
  actually sweating in here every day.
• 1:05:57
  Yeah. Well, you want to lose weight
• 1:05:58
  anyways. Sauna Would you prefer a sauna
• 1:06:03
  or a cold plunge for the office? For the office, I think a cold
• 1:06:08
  plunge because I don't want to smell people.
• 1:06:10
  Yeah, sauna. I feel the same way about a
• 1:06:13
  sauna. Wait, you got a sauna?
• 1:06:14
  Now you know. Yeah, I never used it yet, it
• 1:06:16
  just. Smells.
• 1:06:19
  It does not. You went in, it smelled like
• 1:06:20
  feet. I'm sure it does.
• 1:06:22
  That's just hot air. Hot.
• 1:06:24
  Feet. A sauna like a that's just, it's
• 1:06:28
  got to produce a lot of bacteria.
• 1:06:29
  It's got to be a greenhouse area.
• 1:06:33
  Yeah, if you're not cleaning it off.
• 1:06:34
  Yeah, like it's got, I don't know, dude.
• 1:06:36
  Saunas are weird. Wet, hot air that's like it's
• 1:06:41
  not wet. Promoter of bacteria.
• 1:06:45
  It's only wet because people sweat in there, but it's dry
• 1:06:47
  heat. Oh, is it?
• 1:06:49
  Yeah, you're a steam room would be a humid.
• 1:06:53
  Oh true, I didn't know they were doing saunas are dry.
• 1:06:58
  So you're OK with sitting on someone's sweaty ass seat?
• 1:07:01
  Malcolm's not, and I already know that I'm.
• 1:07:04
  Going to try it tomorrow morning.
• 1:07:05
  I'll let you know how it is. Yeah, do.
• 1:07:07
  Something OK, use something over there.
• 1:07:10
  You pay for it. You got that whole gym.
• 1:07:13
  Oh, you got a gym? I'm waiting for him to show up
• 1:07:15
  looking like Arnold Schwarzenegger, but it hasn't
• 1:07:17
  happened yet. He's close.
• 1:07:18
  He's. Close.
• 1:07:20
  What if you had that at at your house a full.
• 1:07:23
  Gym. A gym.
• 1:07:25
  I'll be in the attic. Hockey boy.
• 1:07:28
  I'll be I'll be in there early in the morning.
• 1:07:31
  Getting it. Getting it.
• 1:07:33
  You know what? Let's talk about drifting.
• 1:07:34
  I guess this is a drifting podcast.
• 1:07:37
  I just thought about that. You still got a drift to Z.
• 1:07:41
  Oh yeah, I drifted my friend's G which is pretty much the same
• 1:07:46
  setup. It felt good, but I.
• 1:07:49
  Wait, did you drive that that day?
• 1:07:50
  Yeah. Oh, OK.
• 1:07:52
  Yeah. But I want to I do want to try
• 1:07:55
  the Z because he had ADI want to see if it the HR is different.
• 1:07:59
  I don't, yeah, I don't think. I can't say anything.
• 1:08:01
  I never tripped to the DEI don't think.
• 1:08:03
  You're going to drive to Friday or no?
• 1:08:05
  Supposed to drift on Friday. It got cold in here already.
• 1:08:07
  Yeah, it did. That was crazy.
• 1:08:10
  You go on a private date. I'm supposed to go with John and
• 1:08:13
  Ron. We probably shouldn't even
• 1:08:16
  mention this on the podcast. But yeah, but.
• 1:08:18
  Whatever private, right? You know what?
• 1:08:22
  Happens nobody's driving all the way to Evergreen so.
• 1:08:28
  Yeah, you're right. You're right.
• 1:08:30
  You're right about that. Yep.
• 1:08:33
  Thanks, Reese. Thanks.
• 1:08:34
  Reese But yeah, I don't know that's the plan.
• 1:08:37
  But there's dude there. When I was trying this thing, I
• 1:08:40
  put this wheel filming thing on there and I'm like, Eddie's got
• 1:08:44
  it. I'm like, there's a lot of play
• 1:08:45
  in this wheel. Oh yeah, it feels.
• 1:08:47
  Like a wheel bearing. Oh.
• 1:08:49
  No, but remember the thrust arms aren't good.
• 1:08:52
  It was like right at the hub, like.
• 1:08:55
  Oh well, we got to check it. Yeah, but we are too busy.
• 1:08:57
  So I don't know. I think I would just bring it
• 1:08:59
  the way it is and if the wheel falls off, falls.
• 1:09:01
  Off. I mean, it went, up it went.
• 1:09:03
  It did good, yeah. It's.
• 1:09:05
  Probably fucked up there. But I should start it and drive
• 1:09:08
  it down the block because the clutch was bad last time I drove
• 1:09:10
  that car. Oh yeah.
• 1:09:11
  So if that's a problem, then there's just not enough time
• 1:09:15
  this week to. To try to fix it to.
• 1:09:17
  Do all that shit. And especially that it's an
• 1:09:19
  internal slave. Yeah.
• 1:09:21
  And then are we going to convert it, are we not?
• 1:09:23
  I don't know. Are there still private days in
• 1:09:25
  the winter? Yes.
• 1:09:27
  I'll do it as long as you can. Yeah, sometimes he does.
• 1:09:29
  As long as it's a nice day or whatever, it's not too.
• 1:09:32
  Cold. Not too cold or any snow on the
• 1:09:34
  ground obviously. Actually, he's has done snow
• 1:09:36
  days I've. Seen that?
• 1:09:37
  Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:09:39
  Yeah, he's trying to get us to go to fucking Canada.
• 1:09:42
  Chris Knapp is trying to get us to go to Canada to drift in the
• 1:09:45
  snow. Ice.
• 1:09:46
  Ice. Yeah, ice drifting.
• 1:09:48
  He wants us to buy a shitty car and make it a A.
• 1:09:51
  Snow car. A snow car.
• 1:09:53
  I'm like, I don't know, sounds kind of fun.
• 1:09:56
  It does. But he bought an Impreza and
• 1:09:59
  like welded the centre diff and took the axles out.
• 1:10:02
  I guess that's. Crazy.
• 1:10:03
  Yeah, he posted a video on his story.
• 1:10:06
  Oh, he did. He was drifting.
• 1:10:08
  He linked all of Kart track with it.
• 1:10:11
  Wow. Stock suspension too.
• 1:10:12
  Stock engine, yeah. I wonder how much air pressure
• 1:10:16
  was in the tire. I know that, but that thing
• 1:10:18
  looked like it was about to flip over.
• 1:10:19
  Yeah. Damn, that's kind of cool.
• 1:10:21
  I'm glad it worked out. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:10:23
  I mean, we should do that, but I don't.
• 1:10:24
  I don't really feel like buying a car that I don't want.
• 1:10:27
  Yeah, that's the only thing. It's like, yeah, it's like a
• 1:10:30
  whatever car. If I can take my truck that
• 1:10:33
  should be gnarly. Just drift the truck.
• 1:10:36
  Yo I had talking about that I had a 2002 Infiniti QX4 and you
• 1:10:41
  know how you could put it from 4 wheel drive to rear wheel drive?
• 1:10:45
  I didn't know that. Yeah, I used to snowdrift that.
• 1:10:48
  Oh Nah. Wait, is that is that like a
• 1:10:50
  xterra? Yeah, and it's like a
• 1:10:51
  Pathfinder. Oh, OK, Pathfinder.
• 1:10:53
  It was funny. Yeah, I mean, the only thing is
• 1:10:56
  my truck is fucked up right now, bad.
• 1:10:59
  And I don't know what it is. When you guys were doing the
• 1:11:01
  shackles, anything weird happened back there?
• 1:11:04
  No. OK, because it's it's bad.
• 1:11:06
  What's it? What's it doing?
• 1:11:08
  I'd be driving down the road and once I hit 60 I'm like like bad.
• 1:11:13
  And I'm just ignoring it because it's me.
• 1:11:15
  But I'm like. And like, it's your tires.
• 1:11:18
  It's real bad. Ever since Chris worked on it,
• 1:11:20
  it's doing this. So it's either the axle, the
• 1:11:24
  rotors, because I think we did rotors and pads.
• 1:11:27
  But you cut the rotors. Oh, OK, so maybe that's it
• 1:11:31
  possibly or it's not under breaking, it's.
• 1:11:35
  Axle. Is it under?
• 1:11:36
  I think it's the fucking axle. Is it under acceleration or only
• 1:11:39
  coasting? I think it's everything.
• 1:11:43
  OK, so got to take a look. But only after. 6 I also have a
• 1:11:46
  crazy new noise in the back but I always assume that was the
• 1:11:51
  frame cab bushing but I don't know.
• 1:11:55
  It's only on right turns and it sounds like the entire bed is
• 1:11:59
  lifting. It's like like you can hear it
• 1:12:02
  creaking and like it's lifting up and the harder I go into the
• 1:12:06
  turn the worse it is. And I just been ignoring that
• 1:12:10
  too because I traded that big ass clunk for this noise.
• 1:12:13
  So I was like all right. I don't know what happened.
• 1:12:17
  Hey, I got no check engine light though.
• 1:12:19
  Damn. Oh.
• 1:12:20
  Nice. Yeah, so that's cool.
• 1:12:23
  But yeah, I don't know what's going to happen with this truck.
• 1:12:25
  I'm just trying to baby it, like just drive it like it's fucking
• 1:12:28
  from the 60s and just try to get home and then that's it.
• 1:12:32
  But then yeah, fucking vibrations are crazy.
• 1:12:35
  I feel like it's the axle. That's the only thing.
• 1:12:38
  That's the only other thing we touch, really.
• 1:12:40
  Yeah, and it's on the front like it's and when I make if it, if
• 1:12:44
  it, I'm doing it and I'm on a bank where I'm on a turn at like
• 1:12:48
  high speeds. If I go to the right, it gets
• 1:12:50
  worse. I think it gets worse.
• 1:12:53
  OK. And if I straighten out a little
• 1:12:55
  bit, it goes away. I'm like, dude, that fucking
• 1:12:57
  axle, man. Definitely like something.
• 1:13:00
  Unless it's not tightened all the way for whatever reason.
• 1:13:02
  Maybe I have to look at it. Yeah, it did it one night.
• 1:13:06
  It felt like the wheel was going to.
• 1:13:07
  Pop off Oh. I was like, I was driving so
• 1:13:09
  fast. I was like, it was like
• 1:13:11
  vibrating so violently. And I'm going through like a
• 1:13:13
  right turn, like 80 miles an hour, and I'm like, this wheel's
• 1:13:15
  supposed to fall off like you. Think it's like slightly smaller
• 1:13:18
  or something than the other one. Well, remember, we looked at the
• 1:13:21
  thing and it was it. I thought you were there.
• 1:13:23
  The axle looked. Wrong.
• 1:13:25
  Oh, I remember the picture. Yeah, but he's like, no, it's
• 1:13:27
  still right. Actually the updated version,
• 1:13:29
  I'm like, right. So I don't know.
• 1:13:34
  Yeah. Anything else going on?
• 1:13:37
  I don't know. Sorry guys, we're not Carl, so
• 1:13:39
  you know. Yeah, yeah, we're not.
• 1:13:41
  Our brain doesn't work as fast as Carl's give.
• 1:13:44
  Me your best Carl impersonation right now.
• 1:13:46
  Come on man, you just got back from Japan.
• 1:13:52
  You really, literally have to scream.
• 1:13:56
  When I tell you I got off the plane immediately, who's he
• 1:14:03
  there with? Brad.
• 1:14:05
  Brad Bryson. Yeah, Brad, I think.
• 1:14:07
  Betsen whatever his Instagram name is yo Diego as soon as I
• 1:14:12
  hopped off the plane. That's perfect. 711.
• 1:14:20
  Dude. The chicken dude.
• 1:14:23
  Yeah. What did it taste like?
• 1:14:26
  That's the reason I moved there. That's it.
• 1:14:30
  It's fucking good, you know? Popeyes.
• 1:14:32
  Popeyes, 711. But I told you about the
• 1:14:37
  chicken, remember? You didn't seem that impressed.
• 1:14:41
  Well now I tried it myself. This is amazing.
• 1:14:44
  You got a little bit of crisp nap in there too.
• 1:14:46
  Fuck, it's a little. You have a little bit of both of
• 1:14:49
  them. We need to.
• 1:14:51
  Fix everything over here. Yeah, I just fucked up
• 1:14:53
  everything. Yep, that was that.
• 1:14:55
  Was how this broke. Sounds like Carl.
• 1:15:00
  All right, we're back. But yeah, he's going to have a
• 1:15:03
  lot of stories once he comes back.
• 1:15:04
  Oh, I know if he makes it back for next week's podcast, that's
• 1:15:08
  going to be a long episode of the trials and tribulations of
• 1:15:13
  Carl Surpanch. He's probably already in love
• 1:15:15
  with Japan I. Thought you're going to say a
• 1:15:18
  girl over there, you know, he said on the phone.
• 1:15:21
  The other he's like, I want to find the only white girl that's
• 1:15:25
  here looking for an Asian guy. I'm like, what?
• 1:15:29
  I'm like, you're not Japanese. Like, I don't think they're
• 1:15:32
  looking for you. They don't know the difference.
• 1:15:33
  Yeah, that's what he's banking on.
• 1:15:36
  That's crazy. I'm.
• 1:15:37
  Going to find the only white girl.
• 1:15:38
  I was like, Carl, get yourself a nice Asian girl.
• 1:15:40
  Stop with this white girl shit. I'm sorry.
• 1:15:45
  I can say that. I'm sorry, like I can say that
• 1:15:49
  all right. I've been with plenty of them
• 1:15:51
  and they're all a little cuckoo so.
• 1:15:54
  I mean, what female is it really?
• 1:15:58
  What female isn't crazy? Let me think.
• 1:16:03
  Oprah Winfrey. What her name now?
• 1:16:07
  No, like I'm trying to think of like if I met a girl that I
• 1:16:09
  would consider not crazy before. I don't really know.
• 1:16:11
  Local. I don't really know, honestly.
• 1:16:13
  There's like levels of crazy. Remember the crazy, crazy hot
• 1:16:17
  scale? Oh no.
• 1:16:19
  Oh no. Maybe, I don't know.
• 1:16:22
  Eddie, Oh, you can't play this because it's a YouTube video,
• 1:16:25
  but holy shit, we need to watch this after I think I showed you
• 1:16:27
  it. It's this dude.
• 1:16:28
  He's in a fucking he's in a fucking classroom and it's like
• 1:16:31
  dead serious. And he's got the fucking bored
• 1:16:34
  thing. He's like, all right, today
• 1:16:35
  we're going to go over the crazy hot scale and he's like, and
• 1:16:38
  he's got a whole graph on the thing and it's like if she's A
• 1:16:42
  and it goes from like 6 to 10, he's like, if it's under A6,
• 1:16:45
  she's automatically not crazy. So you got nothing to worry
• 1:16:48
  about. And it's like if she's a six and
• 1:16:50
  it goes up and it's like and then.
• 1:16:51
  The crazy goes up. Yeah, these are your levels of
• 1:16:53
  like this is when you're going to meet someone named this and
• 1:16:55
  she's going to have these problems.
• 1:16:57
  And then like, dude, it's the funniest video ever.
• 1:16:59
  Makes sense. And it's pretty accurate.
• 1:17:01
  It's pretty accurate. Makes sense.
• 1:17:03
  So yeah, I, I don't, I don't know.
• 1:17:06
  But yeah, there's levels. There's levels to it.
• 1:17:08
  Like, oh, you're just upset about something like every once
• 1:17:11
  in a while. You're not crazy.
• 1:17:12
  No, that's just. Normal like, oh, you're jealous
• 1:17:14
  once. That's not crazy.
• 1:17:17
  Oh, you're keying my shit after I saw a girl in the street.
• 1:17:22
  You're crazy. Yeah, you're there's something
• 1:17:24
  wrong. Like remember Regal showed up.
• 1:17:26
  I don't give a fuck anymore. His if this is private because
• 1:17:28
  he didn't come to the podcast. Dick head Regal showed up once.
• 1:17:32
  With his. BMW, His BMW keyed to shit and
• 1:17:35
  I'm like yo. Were you here telling me?
• 1:17:38
  He was telling me I'm like. Yo, what?
• 1:17:39
  What happened? He's like crazy.
• 1:17:42
  I don't know. This girl's crazy.
• 1:17:43
  I'm like, what? Girl?
• 1:17:44
  What? I didn't even know you had a
• 1:17:46
  girlfriend. He's like, I did.
• 1:17:48
  I did for a little bit. Not anymore.
• 1:17:51
  What? Was the reason.
• 1:17:52
  I don't know, the whole side of the whole car was fucking
• 1:17:55
  destroyed. Like what did you do to her?
• 1:17:58
  The hood too, right? Everything.
• 1:18:00
  The whole car, Yeah. And she paid for it to get
• 1:18:02
  fixed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:05
  I mean, I mean, he did something.
• 1:18:06
  I don't know what he did. I don't know if he's sued her,
• 1:18:08
  but he did something. That's crazy.
• 1:18:11
  It was a crap and it's Regal. Regal is like the nicest person.
• 1:18:15
  Like he. I couldn't see him doing
• 1:18:17
  anything wrong to anyone. And then he just shows up with a
• 1:18:19
  key, the shit car and I'm like, what happened?
• 1:18:23
  Yeah. So there's different levels.
• 1:18:24
  I haven't, I haven't seen that level.
• 1:18:26
  So, yeah, Malcolm's been with one girl ever and so have you.
• 1:18:31
  Wow. I'm.
• 1:18:32
  OK, I'm fucked. Yeah, we're talking to myself.
• 1:18:35
  Yeah, but yeah, so I don't know. Guys are crazy too.
• 1:18:41
  Yeah, everybody's equally crazy. Yeah, I don't know about equal.
• 1:18:45
  All right, moving on. What?
• 1:18:47
  Are we talking about? Oh, Japan.
• 1:18:49
  Oh, Andrew. Well, the Z, we're doing some
• 1:18:52
  shit to the Z Yeah, the next video is going to be the
• 1:18:54
  interior. And two, one piece I just, I
• 1:18:58
  just and there it is. It's all done.
• 1:19:00
  I just love that like I'm going to go to the complete OP
• 1:19:02
  Everyone's probably like, oh, they got AZ, They're going to
• 1:19:04
  start doing the oh, they're going to fucking do an angle.
• 1:19:06
  OK, We're not doing none of that shit.
• 1:19:07
  If you want to see fucking home and gardening car edition, watch
• 1:19:11
  the YouTube because this. Is Bob Ross car Edition?
• 1:19:14
  Yeah, we ain't going to do nothing you think we're going to
• 1:19:16
  do now. Look, if you go in the interior.
• 1:19:18
  See this little. Screen this little piece here.
• 1:19:20
  It's not original. Got this piece from eBay.
• 1:19:24
  Only 50 bucks. Yeah, yeah, she's going to pop
• 1:19:26
  that in right there. That's beautiful, isn't it?
• 1:19:31
  Yeah, I got a bunch of shit, bunch of interior parts.
• 1:19:34
  I don't know how much money I spent, but it probably wasn't
• 1:19:37
  smart. Whatever I did.
• 1:19:39
  I mean. You see a car, you go make it
• 1:19:41
  look nice. I I'm the type to care more
• 1:19:43
  about the interior. Yeah.
• 1:19:45
  Bro feeling like clean and original.
• 1:19:47
  Why are you? Ready to try and smoked?
• 1:19:50
  That's why I hate the FC sometimes bro.
• 1:19:52
  It's your car, you can change it.
• 1:19:53
  I know. Yeah.
• 1:19:56
  But trying to find all the like eBay pieces.
• 1:19:59
  Yes, and. The color is so hard to find.
• 1:20:02
  Yeah, it's like. The Reddish.
• 1:20:05
  Lewis, why'd you have to take the dashboard off when you were
• 1:20:07
  younger? I told you not to do it.
• 1:20:10
  Scooby, Scooby. Oh well, you know.
• 1:20:12
  It was a red dash. He.
• 1:20:13
  Scubafied it. Yeah, he's like, oh, I want to
• 1:20:15
  learn how to take the dash. I'm going to do it on your car.
• 1:20:16
  I'm like why you have? Scooby, you got Scooby-doo.
• 1:20:20
  You got Scooby, dude. And then I lost.
• 1:20:23
  You really got Scooby dude. He just did that for fun.
• 1:20:25
  Yep. Yep.
• 1:20:27
  And where'd the original 1 go? No, the dash still there.
• 1:20:31
  It's all the pieces. Messed up.
• 1:20:33
  Broke broke because they're it's 40 year olds old.
• 1:20:36
  Yeah, like what do they do? Does anyone make 3D printed?
• 1:20:38
  Yeah, they do. They do.
• 1:20:40
  But or 3D or you? Get a cover lay.
• 1:20:43
  No, no, there's another company, but they make it an aluminum.
• 1:20:47
  That's. Oh, no, yeah.
• 1:20:48
  And I don't like that. Isn't actually rattling.
• 1:20:50
  Oh. My God.
• 1:20:52
  So I'm like, yeah, so eventually.
• 1:20:59
  Oh no. So.
• 1:21:02
  I fucked. It I think to me the interior
• 1:21:07
  has to look just as good as the exterior. 100% always.
• 1:21:11
  I believe that. And feel comfortable.
• 1:21:13
  Unless you got some limo tense and you don't look in there.
• 1:21:16
  Yeah, that's how I feel sometimes.
• 1:21:17
  It's like, yo, don't, don't look in there.
• 1:21:19
  Yeah, I don't know why I picked the interior to start with.
• 1:21:21
  I think because we could just do it the fastest and it would be
• 1:21:24
  its least. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:21:26
  And it really sort of low budget.
• 1:21:27
  Changing anything, I think it's a low budget.
• 1:21:29
  Yeah, on the Z. So and then.
• 1:21:32
  You're just replacing missing our broken parts.
• 1:21:34
  And then we'll probably put the body kit on it.
• 1:21:37
  Wait. Trunk.
• 1:21:40
  Well. On the hood, well, we're going
• 1:21:42
  to try to do all that at the same.
• 1:21:43
  Time with the kit. Yeah, I think so.
• 1:21:45
  Maybe, maybe we'll do the trunk video, but by itself depending
• 1:21:47
  on what we end up doing. I looked at it, it doesn't seem
• 1:21:50
  that bad. It's got some dents on it.
• 1:21:53
  Yeah, it does have some dents like.
• 1:21:55
  Like that one in the dead centre.
• 1:21:58
  Dead centre, but higher up. Yeah, like that.
• 1:21:59
  The wings not going to. Can't do nothing with it.
• 1:22:01
  You can. You can do anything.
• 1:22:03
  The world's your oyster. How much money you got?
• 1:22:05
  Yeah, probably be quicker to just.
• 1:22:07
  Get oysters out for a Daisy. Act chill.
• 1:22:09
  Hey, yo. I never really, I think I had
• 1:22:12
  one once, but I'm I'm good on that slimy shit going in my
• 1:22:14
  mouth. Like what is that?
• 1:22:15
  Yeah, it's. They're really, there's really
• 1:22:18
  no flavor to them in my opinion. It's just awkward.
• 1:22:20
  Yeah, you got to put salt or lime.
• 1:22:22
  And even then it's like, it's like you got to.
• 1:22:24
  Like tell someone, aren't you supposed to like deep throw that
• 1:22:26
  shit in one shot? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:22:28
  Chew it though. I do chew it too.
• 1:22:30
  OK. Pause.
• 1:22:31
  And I, I don't know, a girl once was like, oh, you got to try
• 1:22:35
  this. I was like, I'll try it out.
• 1:22:36
  I had one. I'm like, I'm good on that.
• 1:22:39
  I ain't doing nothing for me. Yeah, they're way too expensive
• 1:22:42
  too. I love seafood, but I don't know
• 1:22:43
  about that. Yeah.
• 1:22:45
  Yeah. About you ready, oysters?
• 1:22:48
  Yeah, yeah. It's like swallowing a snot.
• 1:22:52
  That's exactly what it is. A loogie.
• 1:22:55
  Yep, that's exactly what it feels like.
• 1:22:58
  And I'm just like. But I'll eat a whole fucking
• 1:23:01
  dozen of them though. Sure, Really.
• 1:23:02
  Yeah. Oh, like I I'll eat them, but
• 1:23:06
  they're not worth it to me. Yeah, I don't even know how to
• 1:23:09
  eat them. If I was starving, yeah, I would
• 1:23:11
  eat them. But like, I'm good on that.
• 1:23:12
  I don't. Like if you have a plate of them
• 1:23:16
  from different regions and. You're going to tell me they
• 1:23:19
  taste different? Sure.
• 1:23:20
  I'll they do taste like. Then you taste like.
• 1:23:22
  Oh, I like this one more than this one.
• 1:23:24
  That one's more butterier, blah blah.
• 1:23:28
  Tastes like the Indian oats Brinier.
• 1:23:30
  Oh, this one tastes like the Pacific Ocean.
• 1:23:32
  I like that. I like that fishy taste better.
• 1:23:34
  Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about that.
• 1:23:37
  But as a whole, they're they're all the same dude.
• 1:23:41
  Give me a nice fucking salmon. No, not salmon.
• 1:23:46
  I don't really. Like crab meat?
• 1:23:47
  That's good. Nah.
• 1:23:49
  Not enough bang for your buck there.
• 1:23:51
  I don't fuck with crabs really. I don't mess with crab or
• 1:23:54
  lobster. I don't know, lobster.
• 1:23:55
  I fuck with. I don't.
• 1:23:56
  I'm weird. It tastes sweet to me and when
• 1:23:59
  I'm eating dinner I don't want anything sweet.
• 1:24:01
  I feel that, I feel that. Can't relate.
• 1:24:04
  I can't do breakfast for dinner. I can, I can.
• 1:24:08
  Jacinda would like almost divorce me because of that
• 1:24:11
  because she loves that and I'm like Nope.
• 1:24:13
  I love fucking pancakes. I'm not really feeling sweet
• 1:24:17
  food, pancakes and. Bacon for dinner?
• 1:24:20
  Yeah, it has to. No, not for dinner.
• 1:24:23
  I got to eat pancakes and bacon. If it hits 1030, can't do it.
• 1:24:29
  Wait 10:30 in the morning. At 3:00 AM, Yeah.
• 1:24:31
  Oh, OK, I. Can't do it.
• 1:24:33
  Past that, I can't do it. You just why?
• 1:24:35
  Because you just like, oh, this is lunchtime.
• 1:24:38
  You took the McDonald's schedule.
• 1:24:41
  Yeah, pretty much. Damn, yeah, I mean, I I can't
• 1:24:46
  relate to that, but I understand what you're saying.
• 1:24:48
  OK. I'm the opposite with wait with
• 1:24:52
  lunch. I won't eat lunch before 12.
• 1:24:56
  Yeah, yeah, it feels weird to me.
• 1:24:58
  Yeah, like I wanted to do it today because I was starving,
• 1:25:00
  but I was like, Nah, I gotta wait till 12.
• 1:25:01
  And then I ate at 4:00. So yeah, that's how that goes
• 1:25:03
  here. Yeah.
• 1:25:04
  But yeah, it just doesn't. It doesn't.
• 1:25:07
  Yeah, no, I won't be able to eat lunch early either unless I'm I
• 1:25:11
  have to. And I know I'm not going to eat.
• 1:25:13
  That's different. That's different.
• 1:25:14
  Like if I'm eating before 12 it has to be a breakfast food.
• 1:25:19
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not me, it'll be a lint.
• 1:25:22
  Really. Oh yes, You know, it has to be
• 1:25:24
  breakfast for me, I think. Eddie, you're saying your first
• 1:25:29
  meal has to be breakfast if it's before 12?
• 1:25:31
  No, it just has to be. Yeah, yeah, like a breakfast.
• 1:25:34
  Food breakfast food if you're if I'm eating.
• 1:25:36
  Like it can't be a Chick-fil-A sandwich.
• 1:25:38
  Yeah, although. I'd say 11. 11 OK. 11 If it's
• 1:25:43
  eleven, I'll go to like lunch food.
• 1:25:47
  Why does Eddie just sound so professional on the mic?
• 1:25:49
  It's 11. I'll have a Big Mac.
• 1:25:51
  Because Eddie is professional. Yeah, he's just very like.
• 1:25:54
  I used to do this when I worked at McDonald's.
• 1:25:56
  I'd do like a radio voice on the drive through.
• 1:25:58
  Be like, welcome to McDonald's. What can I get for you today?
• 1:26:02
  Oh that would be fun. I used to try to sound like a
• 1:26:03
  robot in the Wendy's. What would you do?
• 1:26:06
  I would say oh fuck, what was I? Hello and welcome to Wendy's.
• 1:26:11
  How can I help you? Oh sorry, is this real?
• 1:26:14
  So those people doing that are just you fucking around.
• 1:26:16
  OK, I get it now. I do it the opposite now when I
• 1:26:20
  go to the drive through I get. It back.
• 1:26:24
  Hello. Hello, can I get a #1?
• 1:26:27
  I would like a #1 and you guys sound like those aliens from
• 1:26:30
  like, what was it? Where did they?
• 1:26:33
  Oh, coneheads, right? Yeah, Coneheads suck like that.
• 1:26:36
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did. Hello, I would like a #1
• 1:26:39
  sandwich with like some weird shit.
• 1:26:42
  You know what I hate when people say sandwich.
• 1:26:44
  You ever say sandwich? Sandwich.
• 1:26:46
  Yes, I thought you're drink sandwich.
• 1:26:48
  So there's always some ghetto bitch.
• 1:26:50
  I've never heard that give me. A sandwich or they say pizza.
• 1:26:54
  Oh, brother pizza. Pizza.
• 1:26:56
  I've never heard that. Really.
• 1:26:58
  Yeah. Pizza.
• 1:26:59
  I've been deep in the hood. I don't think I have.
• 1:27:00
  Because those two, yeah, I've not heard of.
• 1:27:02
  That deep in the hood. Yeah, I'll get a give me a
• 1:27:05
  pizza. What?
• 1:27:07
  Would I sandwich it? Looks good, yeah.
• 1:27:10
  Keep going. There's another one that's
• 1:27:11
  really obvious. I don't know that they that
• 1:27:13
  people say all the time You played a video once where it was
• 1:27:15
  like these two hood girls in the fucking drive through or
• 1:27:18
  something. I.
• 1:27:19
  Don't remember, you said. They were like order some crazy,
• 1:27:22
  or maybe you were just making fun of.
• 1:27:24
  Maybe you were pretending to order, maybe I don't know what
• 1:27:27
  you were doing, but you were doing something and it was like
• 1:27:28
  that. I.
• 1:27:29
  Don't. Know they're saying the
• 1:27:31
  craziest. There's probably that pizza
• 1:27:34
  though. I never heard that.
• 1:27:35
  Yeah, I think Lewis does it sometimes.
• 1:27:39
  Well, Lewis has got a speech impediment.
• 1:27:40
  Doesn't it? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:27:41
  Technically. Yeah, I mean, and he had ESL
• 1:27:43
  like me too, yeah. Pizza.
• 1:27:48
  What else? So none of the girls in your
• 1:27:53
  high school would eat flaming hot Cheetos throughout the whole
• 1:27:56
  day? That's nasty.
• 1:27:58
  I mean, probably. Yeah, yeah, that's grown all the
• 1:28:01
  nasty all the time. You just hit the, hit the.
• 1:28:05
  That's nasty. I'm like bro.
• 1:28:07
  Yeah, I went to a white school. They didn't do that.
• 1:28:11
  What did they do? Just shot them up.
• 1:28:14
  Damn. I just bring guns to school and
• 1:28:17
  shit. No, go check out my gun to my
• 1:28:19
  school. That's what they did in my
• 1:28:20
  school. The white kids.
• 1:28:21
  Not my high school. My fucking grammar.
• 1:28:22
  Some kid brought a bullet to school.
• 1:28:25
  Hey, look, I got a bullet. Hey, buddy, go home.
• 1:28:28
  What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't want to see this.
• 1:28:31
  Don't. Don't get meat involved.
• 1:28:32
  In this shit they got a bullet. They get the bullet.
• 1:28:34
  Yeah. What's wrong with these kids
• 1:28:35
  like? Fuck people are just looking for
• 1:28:39
  it not eat in my high school. I saw a girl do heroin in my
• 1:28:41
  class before. That's crazy.
• 1:28:43
  That sounds like a white school. She snorted it, though.
• 1:28:46
  Sounds like a white school. Yeah, that was the one and only
• 1:28:49
  time though. The I don't know if I said this
• 1:28:52
  already on the podcast. In high school we had wood shop.
• 1:28:56
  Oh no. There's two people that can't
• 1:28:58
  wait to get home bro. They clap cheeks in the in the
• 1:29:03
  in the wood shop, dusty as hell. Stop.
• 1:29:06
  The chick was on the floor and all you saw was butt chiefs
• 1:29:11
  imprinted on the floor. Yeah, it was crazy.
• 1:29:13
  You're she was nuts. Because we had wood shop.
• 1:29:17
  Like you saying you saw the imprint.
• 1:29:19
  Of the butt on the and we're like bro.
• 1:29:21
  Like my wood shop teacher was like dead ass bro.
• 1:29:27
  He like Dusty. But you, Mr. Mccoppen, never
• 1:29:30
  forget him. He was so cool he he actually
• 1:29:32
  drove from Toms River to Bloomfield.
• 1:29:35
  Why is it always Toms River deepest?
• 1:29:37
  I had a teacher, too. Like, I drive from Toms River
• 1:29:39
  every morning. He was the weirdest guy.
• 1:29:41
  I'm like, yo, dude, we don't give a fuck where you come from.
• 1:29:44
  Yeah, yeah, like. Well, you.
• 1:29:46
  There's always teachers that would say that every day, but.
• 1:29:48
  He didn't, he didn't he, he didn't mind.
• 1:29:50
  He he was cool as hell. Cool as well Where's Toms River
• 1:29:53
  like? My.
• 1:29:54
  So he was like, now I got to get the principal in here and they
• 1:29:58
  got to look at the. Crime scene.
• 1:30:01
  Take the fucking scene sample. Get the yellow.
• 1:30:03
  Tape get ADNA sample. You had kids fucking in your
• 1:30:06
  high school. Yeah, there were.
• 1:30:08
  I don't think we've ever had I. Don't think we had that too,
• 1:30:10
  Malcolm and we, yo. Who there was like a stair, the
• 1:30:14
  designated staircase. Oh yeah, there was always a
• 1:30:17
  staircase. Smooching on the Where were they
• 1:30:19
  fucking? Probably no.
• 1:30:22
  There's a difference I don't know.
• 1:30:24
  Yeah. I kept my head down as well.
• 1:30:26
  I don't see nothing. Yeah.
• 1:30:29
  Yeah, I don't think. Budgies.
• 1:30:32
  Sawdust, sawdust. We're like, yo, she has to have
• 1:30:35
  the meanest irritation. Oh my gosh.
• 1:30:40
  I don't even believe that that's so hard.
• 1:30:42
  To that's wild bro, I wouldn't doubt it.
• 1:30:45
  Wow, we had kids. Fucking teachers.
• 1:30:48
  Oh. That's great.
• 1:30:49
  That's that's wild. I was.
• 1:30:50
  All for it but I hate that shit when they're like people try to
• 1:30:55
  act like no you can't fuck. A little Was it a you?
• 1:30:56
  Can't wait. You can't fuck a 17 year old
• 1:30:58
  boy. Yeah, you.
• 1:30:59
  Can who was the adult it? Was always a girl.
• 1:31:02
  Wow. Yeah, that's when people are
• 1:31:04
  like, it's fine. Yeah, and it is fine.
• 1:31:08
  Don't. Yeah, come on, don't tell
• 1:31:10
  anyone. But then they always get ratted
• 1:31:12
  out and then the teacher gets fired.
• 1:31:14
  The kid was like, I'm about it. That was about it.
• 1:31:18
  Damn, you always think that when you're a kid you're like, maybe
• 1:31:20
  I could, she's young, maybe was. That considered pedophilia.
• 1:31:25
  Yeah, not on your part. So it doesn't matter.
• 1:31:27
  It is if you're the kid. Not on your part.
• 1:31:29
  Yeah, but it's adults. Yeah, that's a whole.
• 1:31:31
  Nother conversation, if you, me personally, whatever.
• 1:31:34
  Is the kid OK? Is he all right?
• 1:31:36
  Is he talking? Is he good?
• 1:31:38
  Did he fucking enjoy it? All right, move on.
• 1:31:41
  Like now. Is he 12 years old?
• 1:31:43
  Maybe we have a different situation going on.
• 1:31:46
  Obviously. But like, is he fucking 15 plus
• 1:31:49
  and knows everything that you were going to tell him right now
• 1:31:51
  because he's got AI and fucking you porn on his cell phone you
• 1:31:53
  gave him when he was 10. Then maybe we're good, dude.
• 1:31:56
  Maybe we're good. Reverse this genders and we're
• 1:31:59
  not good. We're not good.
• 1:32:01
  Yeah, you should be killed. But the other way I don't know.
• 1:32:07
  It's 2025, bro. These kids are getting.
• 1:32:09
  When are we going to give your kid a phone?
• 1:32:10
  What? What age you think What's
• 1:32:11
  normal? I'm going to try to wait as long
• 1:32:14
  as possible honestly. But when what do you think is
• 1:32:16
  Justin is going to do or what do you think is going to happen
• 1:32:17
  for? Real.
• 1:32:18
  Once he starts going to school by himself it's probably going
• 1:32:22
  to be like 11. That's when, OK, you all you
• 1:32:24
  guys walk to school over there or take the bus.
• 1:32:28
  It depends where. Like for middle, yeah, for
• 1:32:31
  middle school I had to take the bus because it was too far away.
• 1:32:35
  Not to use your kid as an example, but I'm saying like OK,
• 1:32:37
  you're 10 years old now you're going to cell phone fucking
• 1:32:39
  everything on it and if your parents aren't smart enough to
• 1:32:41
  put some fucking. Parental control your.
• 1:32:44
  Friends are going to be smart enough to turn them off so it
• 1:32:46
  doesn't even matter. Now you got you porn.
• 1:32:48
  Congrats, now you can watch any single fucking type of female
• 1:32:51
  fuck anything you want and watch them fuck.
• 1:32:54
  And you're 10. That shit is so bad.
• 1:32:56
  Yeah, that is crazy. That is so bad.
• 1:32:58
  Like I and I'm one that believes in like you should be free to do
• 1:33:02
  anything, but that is crazy like.
• 1:33:05
  Once you're of age, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:10
  I would be the worst parent or the best in some people's eyes,
• 1:33:13
  but I would be a Nazi. I would never let them do
• 1:33:15
  anything. I wouldn't give them a phone
• 1:33:16
  till they're 18. You can buy your own phone when
• 1:33:17
  you're when you can afford it. Like you're not going to.
• 1:33:20
  I'm not buying you a fucking phone.
• 1:33:21
  Like, oh, but how will I know? I fucking hope you get lost
• 1:33:24
  somewhere. Maybe you'll learn something
• 1:33:25
  when you're fucking lost. Pick.
• 1:33:27
  Up a map. Give a fuck where you are, get
• 1:33:29
  here. Here's a map.
• 1:33:29
  Motherfucker we used to use these like figure it the fuck.
• 1:33:33
  Yo MapQuest, was it MapQuest? Yeah, or they can finally find
• 1:33:38
  make some social skills and talk to somebody.
• 1:33:40
  Hey, I'm lost. Can you help me get home?
• 1:33:42
  Like no offense to anyone else that has kids and they had to
• 1:33:44
  give them a cell phone cuz they think it's a norm.
• 1:33:47
  Don't fucking do that. Like just don't do it.
• 1:33:49
  See how it goes. Like obviously your your kids
• 1:33:51
  are going to hate you, so that's another issue you're going to
• 1:33:53
  have to work out. Yeah, I mean, there's still,
• 1:33:54
  there's parents who do this nowadays still like I hope they
• 1:33:57
  don't give iPhones or anything. I don't know anything.
• 1:34:00
  Obviously. When did you guys get phones?
• 1:34:02
  I got my phone really late. I don't know about really late.
• 1:34:05
  I got my. Well, The thing is are.
• 1:34:07
  We talking about flip phone or like I got a phone?
• 1:34:08
  Flip phone For my first phone I was.
• 1:34:10
  Just a phone in general. I was 17.
• 1:34:14
  I was probably. 1211 or 12? How old are you?
• 1:34:17
  When you're in like 8th grade, that's probably when I had.
• 1:34:20
  It no 89121313. Maybe that, yeah.
• 1:34:25
  You just add 5 to the grade. That's how old you were.
• 1:34:27
  You said 4th grade. Damn, you smarter?
• 1:34:31
  Yeah, I said. Eighth grade.
• 1:34:34
  I think I was the and the 8th grade.
• 1:34:36
  Was it 8th grade or freshman year?
• 1:34:38
  Not at middle school. So I had a flip phone.
• 1:34:41
  Yeah, like 13 years. And just for the record, I
• 1:34:43
  shouldn't have been given a phone at that age in my opinion,
• 1:34:47
  but. Well, yeah, really couldn't do
• 1:34:49
  much with the phone back. No, not.
• 1:34:50
  Like exactly. It was different back then, I
• 1:34:53
  mean. The only thing you could do.
• 1:34:54
  Was distressed, yeah. That's the worst thing you could
• 1:34:57
  do. And I did.
• 1:34:58
  Trust me, I did. Oh no.
• 1:35:03
  Yo, you want to see? You want to see this?
• 1:35:04
  You want to see? You want to see a fucking 4
• 1:35:06
  pixel? Version of my dad.
• 1:35:07
  Me Your number 2 pencil No but. At least it was a Taekwondo.
• 1:35:13
  Like, OK, now I think back at my high school experience without a
• 1:35:16
  cell phone, and it would be kind of weird.
• 1:35:19
  I can't even imagine it because I wouldn't, I wouldn't have
• 1:35:22
  talked to certain girls or I wouldn't have done.
• 1:35:24
  Like, I don't know, maybe it would have sucked.
• 1:35:26
  I don't know. But I'm willing to take that
• 1:35:30
  risk. Get rid of these fucking phones.
• 1:35:32
  Like, yeah. Or invent one.
• 1:35:35
  That's the kid phone. Yeah.
• 1:35:37
  And it's what we had. They have those.
• 1:35:39
  Too. Yeah, OK.
• 1:35:40
  The dumb phones. Yeah, you just text and that's
• 1:35:43
  it. That's all you get to do.
• 1:35:44
  Yeah, emergency contacts. But even our phones like you
• 1:35:47
  could you could try to get on the Internet we and it worked
• 1:35:49
  sometimes like your parents probably pay $1,000,000 but.
• 1:35:52
  Yeah, I did that by accident. I would go on the WWE website on
• 1:35:54
  my dad's phone. It wasn't my own phone.
• 1:35:56
  I would just take my dad's phone.
• 1:35:57
  I was like, oh, it has the Internet.
• 1:35:58
  So I went on the WWEWWE website. Yeah, multiple times a day, even
• 1:36:03
  though it showed the same thing. And then like a month later, he
• 1:36:06
  goes. The phone bill was $400.
• 1:36:11
  What were you looking? At were you doing the one on the
• 1:36:13
  Internet looking at the roster? WWE, you got to look at the
• 1:36:16
  roster. Yeah, fucking I don't know any
• 1:36:20
  wrestling. I was like, I was like in
• 1:36:22
  probably 5th or 4th grade or something.
• 1:36:24
  Yeah, the 4th grade, because that's when I was obsessed with
• 1:36:26
  the WWE. You know what I was doing on my
• 1:36:28
  phone when I was 16/15/16? I was talking to a random woman
• 1:36:36
  from Utah. This is the kind of shit that
• 1:36:39
  Yeah, this is the kind of shit you get into.
• 1:36:40
  Tell me when, when you, when. And.
• 1:36:44
  And that was when you. We didn't have much.
• 1:36:46
  I had Myspace and a cell phone and I'm talking to a random
• 1:36:50
  woman I don't know in Utah. How'd you find?
• 1:36:52
  Through Myspace. Oh.
• 1:36:54
  You said I'll text you. It was a woman.
• 1:36:56
  Our girl, we both like the same band, somehow found each other,
• 1:37:00
  and then we start talking. And then we start talking about
• 1:37:03
  shit that I probably shouldn't be talking to old last woman
• 1:37:06
  about. She didn't do it.
• 1:37:08
  I don't remember her ever doing anything weird.
• 1:37:10
  But it was just like, I look back on that and I'm like, that
• 1:37:12
  was fucking weird. And that was in 2006.
• 1:37:16
  What the fuck are kids doing now?
• 1:37:19
  Yo, that brings back a memory I used to text some girl I met on
• 1:37:22
  Omegle. Hey, yo.
• 1:37:24
  Hey. The the video on her, that's
• 1:37:26
  all. Yeah.
• 1:37:26
  Yeah, wait, Omegle's the Omegle. Fucking just Kermit.
• 1:37:29
  I want to see my BGC. Yeah, dude, she lived in
• 1:37:33
  Pennsylvania and we were friends on Facebook after the Omegle.
• 1:37:37
  Pennsylvania, I told. Her for like a couple weeks
• 1:37:40
  we're about to I said yo listen me to Hershey Park I'm.
• 1:37:44
  Going to show you a Hershey's court, all right.
• 1:37:46
  You want to ride some? But yeah, so I don't know, that
• 1:37:50
  was weird. I'd be texting her at night,
• 1:37:51
  like going to this girl's house, like sneaking out in the middle
• 1:37:54
  of the night. Yo, I'm going to go to her house
• 1:37:56
  right now. Oh, that's crazy like that.
• 1:38:00
  By the way, I like what? I don't know how.
• 1:38:01
  I was probably 14. I've never touched a girl, you
• 1:38:07
  know, like 14 or something. Yeah.
• 1:38:10
  Yeah, it's like that. I probably didn't know.
• 1:38:12
  I mean I was in the process of but it was just weird dude.
• 1:38:15
  Like what? Meet someone online now?
• 1:38:17
  That's so normal. People go on dates through the
• 1:38:20
  Internet now like it's normal. People meet their.
• 1:38:23
  I'm the weird one because I don't do that, people.
• 1:38:24
  Meet their lifelong partner on the Internet.
• 1:38:26
  Yeah, So like everything switched so quick.
• 1:38:30
  Within 10 years, it was like you're talking to someone on the
• 1:38:32
  Internet. Are you out of your fucking
• 1:38:34
  mind? Yeah.
• 1:38:34
  You don't know what that is. With 10 within 10 years, it's.
• 1:38:37
  Why don't you go talk to? Somebody else.
• 1:38:38
  Why don't you meet someone on the Internet, you fucking idiot?
• 1:38:40
  Like like. What it?
• 1:38:42
  Literally went like that in 10 years and you're like wait what?
• 1:38:46
  I don't know, shit's weird, man. It is weird.
• 1:38:50
  You never tried online? You met your just in high
• 1:38:53
  school, Yeah. I still have not tried that.
• 1:38:56
  I tried it for a month. I never got a match.
• 1:39:02
  No, I I did. I think I got a couple but there
• 1:39:04
  were always some fat bitch. How do you do it right?
• 1:39:07
  Or you have. I have, yeah.
• 1:39:09
  How were your experiences so far?
• 1:39:11
  They don't lead into anything. Really.
• 1:39:13
  Damn. Yeah.
• 1:39:13
  So you meet up and then you're like.
• 1:39:15
  No, I never even met them. They just match and then they
• 1:39:17
  just don't mess with you after that.
• 1:39:20
  You know who's a pro addict, Carl?
• 1:39:21
  Oh yeah. You'd be like, yeah, I got to
• 1:39:25
  met. Carl's in the lab every other
• 1:39:26
  month, so it's kind of different, yeah.
• 1:39:29
  Look at this one. Look at the girl in a match to
• 1:39:34
  me. I watched my friends do all that
• 1:39:36
  shit. Nah, it looks so fucking
• 1:39:39
  annoying that I don't even want to start.
• 1:39:42
  Imagine going on a date every freaking so often and it's like,
• 1:39:46
  yeah, that I'll fix it. Finally.
• 1:39:48
  You like that? That's not the one, but I spent
• 1:39:50
  100. Something but I spent $3000 in
• 1:39:52
  the last four months and met her entire family.
• 1:39:56
  Wasted fucking 35 hours every single week and then she just
• 1:40:01
  stopped talking to me and blocked me.
• 1:40:03
  That's fun. That's a good.
• 1:40:04
  That's a good use. Of your fucking energy.
• 1:40:06
  Like I'm good, dude. And I just watched them go
• 1:40:09
  through and like, and you're just, you're like, fingers
• 1:40:13
  crossed. I hope this one works out for
• 1:40:15
  you because it sure fucking hasn't yet.
• 1:40:17
  But and then you want me to do that?
• 1:40:21
  Dude, I'm I got enough going on. I really don't need like if I
• 1:40:24
  meet someone naturally through something, OK, I mean, yeah,
• 1:40:27
  we'll try it out. But like, I'm not going to go
• 1:40:30
  search for it. You never find anything you want
• 1:40:32
  when you're. Searching for it, that's 100%.
• 1:40:34
  Going to come to you. Yep.
• 1:40:36
  Yes and yes and no. I guess I don't know because I'm
• 1:40:39
  not going to find nothing unless I start fucking looking, you
• 1:40:41
  know? But.
• 1:40:42
  I just go to Barnes and Noble. Yeah, something like that.
• 1:40:45
  Like no history section. Find some weird free codes.
• 1:40:50
  I mean, is that a problem though?
• 1:40:52
  No, that'd be fine with me. I don't mind, but.
• 1:40:56
  That's what I keep telling Louis.
• 1:40:59
  Lewis is looking in all the wrong places.
• 1:41:00
  Lewis. D Which Lewis are we talking
• 1:41:02
  about? No.
• 1:41:03
  OK, I'm talking about Scooby. Scooby, if you hear this you got
• 1:41:06
  to stop going for car girls bro, I'm sorry you got to go the
• 1:41:09
  exact opposite fucking way. Like if they know what this is
• 1:41:12
  the baseline, if they know what a 240SX is, you already fucked
• 1:41:16
  up. And I'm sorry to any girls
• 1:41:18
  listening to our podcast, I'm sure you're fucking amazing
• 1:41:20
  people. But it's I haven't had a good
• 1:41:24
  track record so far with that. So I'm talking from experience.
• 1:41:27
  But anyway, this Lewis, what about him?
• 1:41:29
  I think he's pretty good. Yeah, he's just like, oh, I'm
• 1:41:32
  always lonely. I'm like, yo, just borrow Damien
• 1:41:36
  or, or you're Giovanni. But don't they think that that's
• 1:41:40
  like their kid then or something?
• 1:41:42
  No, he was telling straight up. I was like, you know, my, my, he
• 1:41:45
  says. My nephew, you know, just.
• 1:41:47
  Like they'll be like, Oh my God, he's good with kids.
• 1:41:51
  I've got puppy. If I saw a woman with a kid, I'd
• 1:41:53
  run for the hills, but maybe it works the opposite way it.
• 1:41:56
  Works the opposite way yo. Jacinda would get mad all the
• 1:41:59
  time. All the time, the guys would
• 1:42:01
  just come up. To no, no, no, not that when I
• 1:42:04
  had the kids and I'm like taking care of them, they she says.
• 1:42:08
  Like their hard eyes always on me.
• 1:42:10
  Like Oh my God like. Looks like that.
• 1:42:12
  Dad with his son. I'm like, all right.
• 1:42:15
  Such a good. Father, let me borrow your kids,
• 1:42:17
  yeah. Yeah, I set up Damian and
• 1:42:21
  everything. He'd be like, Oh yeah, me and
• 1:42:23
  Eddie were having fun. Says he could talk and he's
• 1:42:26
  funny. Make him a cameo account.
• 1:42:31
  What the fuck? Lewis is a nice guy though,
• 1:42:34
  dude. I don't think he's going to have
• 1:42:35
  a problem either, you know? Yeah, I don't know, he says
• 1:42:38
  he's. You guys don't really try.
• 1:42:39
  No, he doesn't. I, he, he tries more than me
• 1:42:43
  because the thing about me and Lewis is Lewis goes places.
• 1:42:47
  I don't go anywhere. You have to go places in order
• 1:42:49
  for this to work. So if you don't do shit ever,
• 1:42:53
  it's not looking good. And that's, that's my only like
• 1:42:56
  down like downfall. That's going to be the downfall
• 1:42:58
  of me finding someone. Lewis is pretty sociable.
• 1:43:02
  Like maybe not directly, but like he'll put himself in those
• 1:43:04
  situations. You know what I mean?
• 1:43:06
  So that's good. I, I, I think he's going to be
• 1:43:08
  fine me. Good luck because I don't do
• 1:43:12
  shit. I don't want to do shit.
• 1:43:13
  I don't want to go out. I don't want to go to a bar.
• 1:43:15
  I don't I. Probably think you're dead.
• 1:43:18
  I feel dead. Yeah, that girl you were texting
• 1:43:20
  in Myspace. Yeah, hit up the Utah.
• 1:43:23
  Actually, I think messaged her once in the last five, 1010
• 1:43:29
  years. Damn.
• 1:43:30
  And she remembered me, but that was it.
• 1:43:32
  She's like married or something. But I just, I was like, was that
• 1:43:34
  real? I'm like, did this really
• 1:43:36
  happen? Wow.
• 1:43:38
  She sent me a gift once back then.
• 1:43:39
  Whoa, it was so weird, dude. How old, how much older was she?
• 1:43:43
  She was older than me for sure. She was probably like 5 to 10
• 1:43:48
  years older than me. And you were 16.
• 1:43:51
  Yeah, Frico. No, it's just weird.
• 1:43:54
  Frankie had a pen pal. I had a pen pal.
• 1:43:56
  Legitimate, yeah, but it was a text, pal.
• 1:43:58
  Yeah. Never saw nothing.
• 1:44:01
  Her name was Aubrey. Beautiful name.
• 1:44:03
  Talking to Drake. Probably.
• 1:44:05
  Probably a fucking dude, honestly.
• 1:44:07
  Like, it could have been a dude. Is his name Aubrey?
• 1:44:10
  Yeah, Aubrey Graham. Yeah, that.
• 1:44:12
  Sucks that's a girl's name for sure.
• 1:44:16
  It's crazy how people didn't like catfish back then like they
• 1:44:19
  do not. Dude, she could have been not
• 1:44:21
  around. Who swore he was talking to the
• 1:44:24
  baddest bitch for years and we're like Steve, she's fake
• 1:44:29
  and. He's.
• 1:44:30
  Like she's on her way now. She's on yo.
• 1:44:32
  I swear she's on her way. She's going to hang out for
• 1:44:34
  years. No.
• 1:44:36
  Probably 2 years. We're like Steve she's you've
• 1:44:39
  never met her. She won't even send a picture of
• 1:44:41
  herself to. You.
• 1:44:42
  Oh yeah, that's that. Yeah, that's the problem.
• 1:44:43
  Dude, she's on her way for the longest time and we're like, all
• 1:44:47
  right, dude. All right, dude.
• 1:44:50
  And then what? What happened to him?
• 1:44:52
  I guess he just gave up because she never he never met her.
• 1:44:56
  Oh my God. You would literally text her
• 1:44:58
  24/7. That's a waste of time.
• 1:45:00
  Well, you know how guys are we have.
• 1:45:03
  This is also in high school. We have.
• 1:45:06
  I mean, I have friends. You have friends.
• 1:45:08
  We've seen people who get obsessed with girls in a matter
• 1:45:10
  of weeks. Yeah, it's insane.
• 1:45:13
  It's like a drug. I mean, I guess that's natural,
• 1:45:15
  but. Yeah, those pheromones.
• 1:45:17
  I mean, especially if they ain't getting on and they are already
• 1:45:21
  on, that's crazy. I ain't getting shit and I would
• 1:45:24
  never do that for a girl. I can tell you that I when when
• 1:45:27
  I meet a girl, my fucking the walls are shut and I'm like, we
• 1:45:31
  need to make sure. The beetle is low.
• 1:45:33
  Yeah, we need to make sure that you can be trusted.
• 1:45:35
  Yeah, yeah. Like which I.
• 1:45:37
  Mean that's a normal way anyway. I don't think that's normal, but
• 1:45:40
  I appreciate it because it it's, it doesn't feel normal to me.
• 1:45:45
  I don't know if I try to, God forbid if I try to date now, I
• 1:45:51
  would be trying to like yo can I trust you, blah blah blah.
• 1:45:53
  Like especially with me having kids now, you'd be like yo is
• 1:45:57
  this person saying can I trust her?
• 1:45:59
  And imagine you met them off the Internet.
• 1:46:01
  Yeah, no, yeah. Yeah, which is what everyone
• 1:46:03
  does now. I would not meet anybody off the
• 1:46:05
  Internet. Yeah, but then I see certain
• 1:46:07
  people and they're together and then on the Internet and I'm
• 1:46:12
  like, oh, this. I mean, she's pretty nice.
• 1:46:14
  And the relationship could be beautiful, but.
• 1:46:15
  Yeah, it's weird. I'm like, OK, so I guess I
• 1:46:17
  should just not think like that, but I don't know.
• 1:46:19
  And then you're going to see your fucking people from high
• 1:46:22
  school and shit on there. Come on bro.
• 1:46:25
  Oh, on the dating end. Yeah, like people are going to
• 1:46:27
  see, Oh, I saw what's. Up really.
• 1:46:29
  He's still single. Oh my God.
• 1:46:31
  And he looks terrible. He.
• 1:46:32
  Looks so bad, so old. What happened?
• 1:46:35
  I fucked him back then. Oh my God.
• 1:46:40
  I can't believe I let him. Cum on my back.
• 1:46:41
  Oh. My God, I'm going to hit him up.
• 1:46:50
  Oh man. Some girls will tell me too.
• 1:46:52
  They're like, oh, I saw what's his face on Tinder the other
• 1:46:55
  night. And I'm like, oh, OK, you hit
• 1:46:57
  him up and I'm like, no, what are you crazy?
• 1:46:59
  And I'm like, you fucking hit him up.
• 1:47:01
  Like, yeah, they definitely did. You guys matched?
• 1:47:05
  I I had friends that saw each other on there and they would
• 1:47:09
  match as a joke. Just wait, Eddie, did you see
• 1:47:11
  people you knew on that? Yeah.
• 1:47:13
  Whoa. Yeah, isn't that fucking weird?
• 1:47:16
  Kind of or no? It's like.
• 1:47:17
  I mean, it's like, oh, searching too.
• 1:47:21
  I guess it's. Like, I guess it's not weird.
• 1:47:22
  It's weird when they go out and tell everyone.
• 1:47:24
  That's when it's weird. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:25
  Like, let's keep it confidential, guys.
• 1:47:27
  Like, like if Eddie's on there and then he sees someone from
• 1:47:29
  there and they see each other, you're both doing the same shit,
• 1:47:32
  so it doesn't matter. Yeah, but when you're when that
• 1:47:34
  person sees you and then they tell all their fucking friends.
• 1:47:37
  Yeah. I thought this was a safe space.
• 1:47:39
  Yeah, I thought this. Was a safe.
• 1:47:39
  Space. I don't think that would bother
• 1:47:41
  me though. Yeah, you're just doing some.
• 1:47:44
  That's just free advertisement. Yeah, sounds like.
• 1:47:46
  Free marketing, yeah. They're like the people that
• 1:47:49
  said that they were definitely insecure, so that makes sense.
• 1:47:52
  But yeah, I don't know. Fuck it, I'm downloading Tinder.
• 1:47:59
  Let's make his profile. Let me make my profile now.
• 1:48:02
  Yeah. Like Q&A, we haven't.
• 1:48:06
  Oh. Fuck, my bad, I totally forgot.
• 1:48:08
  I totally forgot. That's mine.
• 1:48:10
  Holy shit I was. Like maybe at the one hour mark
• 1:48:12
  some. Questions and we got some
• 1:48:14
  answers. Oh, we got Michael on here.
• 1:48:15
  Hold on, let's go. Chat.
• 1:48:16
  GPT, Michael. Yeah.
• 1:48:18
  I have something that you don't. This ain't no Tiffany, doll.
• 1:48:21
  This is Tiffany. What is it?
• 1:48:25
  Not Tiffany. This is Tiffany.
• 1:48:29
  Yeah, I got to meet that guy. Lives in New Zealand.
• 1:48:32
  Oh shit, if you guys don't know. OM is he live streaming?
• 1:48:35
  No, if you guys don't know, owe me MJ.
• 1:48:38
  OMEMJ. Yeah.
• 1:48:41
  Go file that account. Michael Jackson, impersonator
• 1:48:43
  from New Zealand. You're welcome, And he's a star.
• 1:48:47
  He's a fucking. Pop star.
• 1:48:50
  Can we send him some faction merch?
• 1:48:52
  I'm down. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:55
  It is not faction Motorsports. And they work on 240.
• 1:49:02
  This is not a Nissan 240, it's a Nissan 24.
• 1:49:09
  I don't know why my phone's playing music because it's on
• 1:49:10
  mute. But I guess we're still it's a
• 1:49:13
  Instagram. It's a new update.
• 1:49:15
  It's because you've done that to me too.
• 1:49:16
  Yeah, you gotta if you hit the volume thing like once.
• 1:49:18
  Oh, OK, yeah, I'm trying to find the questionnaire.
• 1:49:22
  How do you work these damn things?
• 1:49:23
  Let me see this thing. Loose.
• 1:49:25
  Because it's Carl's mic stand. It's broken.
• 1:49:27
  It's probably totally broken. That's crazy.
• 1:49:30
  I only had to pay you $100 for each one, but yeah.
• 1:49:34
  Cap take that out of his paychecks.
• 1:49:35
  Say nothing. All right, let's get the first
• 1:49:36
  question out of the way. Since there's about four of
• 1:49:38
  these, who's going to Super D? Probably not us, because my car
• 1:49:41
  is on a rotisserie and not done. So that's that one.
• 1:49:46
  Yeah. All right, that's take share of
• 1:49:47
  three. What's everyone on that bet?
• 1:49:51
  What? Here we go.
• 1:49:52
  Did I actually bet you? No, I don't think I'm that dumb.
• 1:49:55
  No, I wouldn't actually bet you on that.
• 1:49:57
  No, but you said all right, yo, You don't trust me?
• 1:49:59
  You don't believe? Me.
• 1:50:00
  I believe that, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:50:02
  Well, faction be a Casino Royale.
• 1:50:04
  I don't even know when that is. When is that?
• 1:50:05
  Oh, Jesus is doing it. Oh Jesus is doing it you fucking
• 1:50:09
  crazy. October 25th I'm a.
• 1:50:11
  Saturday I have a calendar. I'm an idiot.
• 1:50:14
  Oh, we're going camping that day.
• 1:50:17
  Oh my God, here we go again. That can't that yearly can't be
• 1:50:20
  true. Malcolm loves just camping.
• 1:50:23
  I only. Get to go once a year, all
• 1:50:24
  right. You could do whatever you want.
• 1:50:25
  You're a free man. What do?
• 1:50:27
  You mean by that 3? I guess you're technically not
• 1:50:29
  right three, but what do you mean by that?
• 1:50:32
  I mean, Malcolm, I, I feel like that.
• 1:50:35
  Sometimes I don't. Know, I think you could do
• 1:50:37
  whatever you want, you just need a little corrosion.
• 1:50:39
  Corrosion. Corruption.
• 1:50:43
  Coercion. Coercion.
• 1:50:44
  Yes, that one. Coercion.
• 1:50:45
  You just need that. And then, well, influence, yeah.
• 1:50:50
  What was the question I was reading cuz you know what?
• 1:50:52
  Yeah, I don't know. I.
• 1:50:53
  Just will be there. I mean, a lot of my friends will
• 1:50:55
  be there too. Unfortunately, I'm driving and
• 1:50:56
  I'm probably gonna get knocked out the first one around.
• 1:50:59
  Well, with that attitude, yeah. Come on, I'm a try.
• 1:51:00
  I'm a try. I'm a try.
• 1:51:01
  When have you tanned? Him.
• 1:51:03
  Nope. Oh, why has everyone learn how
• 1:51:05
  to tan him at Casino Royale? That's the spot to do it.
• 1:51:08
  That is not how the spot. Is a car track, you know, I I
• 1:51:11
  obviously I seem to lie and I was as a kid, I was really good.
• 1:51:14
  And tandem, what you at E Town? Screw it, I'll leave.
• 1:51:19
  And they want to drift on Friday.
• 1:51:20
  I mean we working. No, we'll, we'll leave at 4:00.
• 1:51:24
  OK, I'll bring my car. All right, well, when does a day
• 1:51:28
  go to well? It starts at 4:00, so we have to
• 1:51:31
  leave at 3:00, but yeah. Oh, OK.
• 1:51:37
  I would plan on bringing Eddie anyway.
• 1:51:39
  So you ain't coming. You're working.
• 1:51:41
  No, yeah, I'll stay back. I don't know how to chill.
• 1:51:46
  I think I don't even want to go. We probably could do that.
• 1:51:50
  I don't know if I'm ready yet either, so I don't know.
• 1:51:52
  Yeah, nice. Well, we'll just go by ear.
• 1:51:54
  Don't say that it's either yes or no, you're going or not.
• 1:51:56
  The wheel bearing's about the fucking break.
• 1:51:58
  No, it's not. You know it's not.
• 1:52:01
  Do you know it's? Not all right.
• 1:52:01
  I'm not worried about the wheel bearing.
• 1:52:03
  I'm worried about the clutch situation.
• 1:52:04
  OK, that's it. Check it first thing in the
• 1:52:06
  morning. You check it, dickhead.
• 1:52:09
  All right, so, yeah, maybe we'll be there.
• 1:52:13
  I don't know. If Sarah Riordan's there making
• 1:52:15
  fun of me again, I'll be there. I'm.
• 1:52:17
  Going to bang her line yet or what?
• 1:52:19
  I'm. Going to pull up and.
• 1:52:20
  Fucking what do you mean I don't know.
• 1:52:24
  When you what do you mean by bang her line?
• 1:52:26
  What do you mean by that? I don't know.
• 1:52:30
  Dream truck setup question mark Dream truck.
• 1:52:37
  Me. That's weird.
• 1:52:39
  Yeah, you go first. I already let me guess him, let
• 1:52:42
  me guess his. I don't.
• 1:52:43
  I don't. I never really thought of it.
• 1:52:46
  All I know is. It's a Toyota, I can tell you
• 1:52:48
  that. No, I I know it's a really bad
• 1:52:53
  car and then the motor that's in it.
• 1:52:56
  I really like the newer Nissan Titan with the Cummins.
• 1:53:01
  In it, yeah, yeah. But did they stop making that?
• 1:53:04
  I think so, but the truck looks nice.
• 1:53:06
  I wouldn't get the automatic 1 though.
• 1:53:08
  I would see if I could get that. Oh, they had it.
• 1:53:10
  No way they sell that. I don't think so though.
• 1:53:12
  Yeah, no way. I think they only had the
• 1:53:14
  automatic one because I know there's a problem.
• 1:53:15
  I seen the problem with the automatic like it's a cellenoid.
• 1:53:19
  The guy that you're already sending us videos and no, they
• 1:53:22
  had one and they said from one little part you have to change
• 1:53:25
  the whole trans the. Whole what the hell that?
• 1:53:27
  Whole car was a massive problem. Yeah, that's why I don't know.
• 1:53:30
  They were always in the dealership for some crazy.
• 1:53:32
  Shit, I just like the way it looked.
• 1:53:33
  But I wouldn't. I don't think I would get one.
• 1:53:36
  But I don't I don't I. Think you like the idea of it?
• 1:53:40
  Yeah, that's the problem. Like it's not a it didn't work
• 1:53:45
  out. Everyone liked the idea of it,
• 1:53:46
  but it fucking didn't work out. They were placing turbos and
• 1:53:50
  shit. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:53:51
  Like, yeah, every when we were working at Route 17, it was
• 1:53:56
  those trucks are in there all the time, like blown turbos this
• 1:53:59
  and that, like constantly. And I was like, you guys know
• 1:54:02
  how to work on diesels? And they're like, not really,
• 1:54:04
  but. They had to fix them like they
• 1:54:06
  asked them out to come. No, they would train like one
• 1:54:09
  tech probably in the dealership. It'd be on call.
• 1:54:12
  Yeah, they just, it was a feminos.
• 1:54:14
  What's? Your dream truck, My actual
• 1:54:18
  dream truck, is probably a 2002 Chevy Silverado 2500.
• 1:54:24
  Like the one in the back of the fucking building, Yeah.
• 1:54:26
  Yeah, those are nice. Long bed diesel, I guess Crew
• 1:54:29
  Cab just because it I always like extended cab.
• 1:54:32
  But then I think about Princess and Malcolm and how
• 1:54:34
  uncomfortable they are in the back of the truck.
• 1:54:35
  So I always now I now I think I like crew cabs.
• 1:54:39
  Thank you. That's the literally the only
• 1:54:41
  reason I think the extended cab looks better.
• 1:54:43
  But it would be that long bed, huge gas tank, fuel tank, I
• 1:54:50
  guess black. I don't.
• 1:54:51
  I still don't know what colour I would like on that truck.
• 1:54:54
  You got a match of silver on silver?
• 1:54:55
  That would be dope. Probably there's like a lot of
• 1:54:57
  Chrome on those trucks and I don't, I don't know.
• 1:55:00
  I don't know. I never, I never decided.
• 1:55:01
  It's either black or some kind of grey.
• 1:55:03
  Yeah. Or a 2019 Chevy Silverado 2500
• 1:55:07
  or 3500 single rear wheel long bed Crew Cab black LTZ version
• 1:55:18
  with the blackout package. OK, not like I've been looking
• 1:55:21
  or anything, but for the last five years.
• 1:55:24
  But yeah, you Malcolm. He's like the one I got.
• 1:55:28
  I don't know any pickup trucks, but I get one of those old
• 1:55:32
  Peterbilt's big boys. That's your dream truck set up.
• 1:55:37
  An 18 one set. Yeah, if I had all the money in
• 1:55:40
  the world, I'd buy an old Peterbilt with like the big ass
• 1:55:42
  cab where you could sleep in the back.
• 1:55:44
  It's super nice, all the Chrome. Kind of hard to park that the.
• 1:55:47
  Boxy one. I'll have enough money.
• 1:55:49
  I'll have no. Money to what?
• 1:55:52
  Have a parking spot somewhere? Some property?
• 1:55:55
  Holy shit. I meant like the grocery store.
• 1:55:58
  You know if you need some. Parks in the back.
• 1:56:01
  I'll pay somebody watch this truck for.
• 1:56:04
  Me. It's so crazy, OK?
• 1:56:06
  Eddie, I'm parking your. What's your dream truck, Eddie
• 1:56:09
  I. Don't really know trucks.
• 1:56:11
  What's the closest thing you get to a truck?
• 1:56:13
  School bus. That's what you want.
• 1:56:16
  Yo, my friend used to convert the school buses.
• 1:56:20
  Yeah, and they were pretty nice. Yeah, they are nice.
• 1:56:22
  Yeah, especially when people keep the rounded roof.
• 1:56:26
  You know how it's like curved. I got it.
• 1:56:28
  Maximize that space 1. Of them K trucks made them
• 1:56:31
  little shits. The Honda K truck I have a
• 1:56:33
  truck. With the bed that comes out and
• 1:56:35
  goes on the ground that don't or whatever, yeah.
• 1:56:38
  That is the best. Fucking like the flatbed.
• 1:56:40
  How does Japan have no real trucks but they got that and
• 1:56:43
  it's the best tow rig ever. Yeah, tow trucks, yeah, this.
• 1:56:47
  And you don't have to have what's it called?
• 1:56:50
  I think it has air brakes, but and you don't have to be CDL,
• 1:56:54
  yeah. What's so small?
• 1:56:56
  Yes, you probably don't need anything.
• 1:56:57
  Dude, everything over there is so ridiculously tiny compared to
• 1:57:00
  here. Like all the cars and trucks.
• 1:57:02
  Like even the truck, you see trucks going on the road, you're
• 1:57:04
  like, what is that a Suburban? But it's a box truck.
• 1:57:07
  But it's like the size of a Suburban.
• 1:57:09
  Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I'm sure it's
• 1:57:11
  everything's too big here, which I agree with, but.
• 1:57:13
  Yeah, like, you see those pictures where people find like
• 1:57:16
  American cars in Japan and they're just, like, always look
• 1:57:18
  so massive compared to. Everything.
• 1:57:20
  Yeah, there's like, wrong. Imagine how big the GTR was over
• 1:57:24
  there when it came out the R35. This must have looked so dumb.
• 1:57:28
  Yeah. Because that thing's.
• 1:57:29
  Still, it's so big, so Godzilla. When I see that, yeah, no
• 1:57:33
  wonder. It's so big, Godzilla.
• 1:57:37
  What's your least favorite repair or mod to do on a
• 1:57:40
  customer car? Least favorite repair or mod?
• 1:57:44
  Yeah, least fear roll offenders. They yeah, that's time
• 1:57:50
  consuming, but I don't think that's the least, least fear.
• 1:57:56
  For for Chris, it's anything involving AG Wrangler.
• 1:58:00
  I won't even. People ask all the time and I
• 1:58:02
  turn them down because I'm like, if that comes in here, Chris is
• 1:58:04
  going to quit like and I can't afford that.
• 1:58:06
  To to do what on a Wrangler? Anything.
• 1:58:08
  Anything that's serious, like if it's serious enough, I'm like
• 1:58:12
  he's, he's just going to leave. He fucking hates those cars so
• 1:58:15
  much. They are annoying.
• 1:58:19
  Least favorite repair or mod on a customer car for me?
• 1:58:24
  I mean, I don't work on cars, I'm just trying to give you guys
• 1:58:25
  ideas. I would say anything.
• 1:58:27
  I don't know. It's I don't know.
• 1:58:29
  I don't work on them enough to really have one of these I don't
• 1:58:31
  think. Come on, edges.
• 1:58:34
  Repair. Least favorite repair?
• 1:58:38
  It's not that like just recently, I hate.
• 1:58:40
  Gasket like that's annoying. That is annoying, especially
• 1:58:47
  like that Silverado that I did a few months ago bent over the
• 1:58:50
  whole time. That sucks but one that's easier
• 1:58:55
  that I hate because it always makes noise and I always have to
• 1:58:59
  find out how to make it work Is Subaru wheel bearings in the
• 1:59:02
  rear Always. Wait, why?
• 1:59:05
  Because the the backing plate just gets all messed up and
• 1:59:08
  they're really always frozen. I'm just beating it and beating
• 1:59:12
  it literally. Yeah, no, I that happened the
• 1:59:18
  other day. So he's not lying.
• 1:59:20
  But other than that, whatever. Yeah, I remember doing a wheel
• 1:59:25
  bearing or a control arm or something on a Subaru once, WRX
• 1:59:28
  that looked like it was under the ocean for 30 years.
• 1:59:30
  And I was like. Never again.
• 1:59:32
  Yeah, it took, we had to get like the Jaws of life to get
• 1:59:35
  this free. Like it took multiple days of
• 1:59:37
  like asking people for tools and it was just not working.
• 1:59:41
  So rusty cars suck. What's your favorite track to
• 1:59:46
  visit, either to drive or just for a good time?
• 1:59:50
  Racer Park. Yeah, unfortunately I haven't
• 1:59:53
  been to any other track yet. Or yeah, or Super DI.
• 1:59:56
  Think our favorite would be probably not Super D.
• 2:00:00
  Apple Valley. Grange.
• 2:00:01
  Grange No Wisconsin. Oh.
• 2:00:07
  Yeah, I mean, that's our favorite to visit, I feel like.
• 2:00:10
  Yeah. Because we always go there, We
• 2:00:11
  want to go there. You've driven it.
• 2:00:14
  You're the only one who's driven it here.
• 2:00:16
  What's your favorite track to visit either drive?
• 2:00:18
  Oh, driving is always going to be Raceway Park for me, but US
• 2:00:23
  Air is it is the second one. I would say.
• 2:00:27
  I don't know what it is. I just like Raceway Park.
• 2:00:29
  It's faster. Apple Valley, Yeah.
• 2:00:30
  Would you? Are you not a fan of that track?
• 2:00:32
  Not really, but I haven't really driven it for real it seems.
• 2:00:37
  Pretty cool because it seems long.
• 2:00:39
  I like it, but like that Mahon shit isn't really my thing.
• 2:00:44
  I don't want to just throw my car.
• 2:00:45
  Into backwards. Yeah.
• 2:00:47
  So like that first turn for me probably isn't going to be that
• 2:00:50
  fun and the rest of the course is really slow.
• 2:00:52
  How is that different to E town first turn?
• 2:00:54
  E town's first turn is not it's A E town's first turn is like a
• 2:00:58
  double apex. Yeah.
• 2:00:59
  So it's like which may be the Super D1 is sort of similar.
• 2:01:05
  But you slow down so much compared to yeah.
• 2:01:10
  Yeah, the, the first main thing is that I can go 100 miles an
• 2:01:13
  hour anytime and I'm not, you're not doing that at Grange.
• 2:01:15
  No, you're, you could maybe hit like, and now I'm totally
• 2:01:19
  talking out of my ass right now. Yeah, I I would say like 60-70
• 2:01:24
  miles an hour at most. That's probably too fast.
• 2:01:26
  It's probably too fast. Yeah.
• 2:01:31
  Yeah. So that's the first major
• 2:01:33
  difference. And then the second difference
• 2:01:34
  is, I don't know, there's always sand all over the fucking track
• 2:01:38
  down there because the second someone goes off, it's just like
• 2:01:40
  a fucking dust storm, you know? And I don't know if that really
• 2:01:43
  affects the grip that much, but it sure seems like it would.
• 2:01:45
  Definitely, definitely think it would.
• 2:01:47
  Yeah, the turn just seems like it's set up because because that
• 2:01:52
  turn really comes in and it's pretty straight for a while and
• 2:01:58
  then there's a sharp hook at the end, so like drifting that.
• 2:02:04
  You got to, you got to time it right.
• 2:02:05
  Yeah, it just seems kind of like you got to slow down a lot.
• 2:02:08
  And for that, for that kind of driving, it's perfect because
• 2:02:10
  that's what they do. They always throw it in like
• 2:02:12
  crazy at any angle. Yeah.
• 2:02:14
  And it cuts the speed and then they just kind of pull out into
• 2:02:17
  that. So it's it's literally perfect
• 2:02:18
  for that. But for like regular drifting, I
• 2:02:22
  don't know, I feel like it might be a little boring, but I don't
• 2:02:25
  know. And and the rest of the inside
• 2:02:28
  is very slow. I have no problem with that, but
• 2:02:31
  I'm just saying, like, if the first turn isn't super fast and
• 2:02:35
  then the rest of it's pretty fucking slow, it's usually like,
• 2:02:38
  yeah, but I actually like green. I love the environment to be in
• 2:02:42
  the desert doing that. Is is cool.
• 2:02:45
  Yeah. Like I I like that because I'm
• 2:02:47
  not from there. Irwindale was cool.
• 2:02:50
  I think that's the one I did. Is that the one I visited?
• 2:02:52
  No, it wasn't. Irwindale was, I don't know
• 2:02:55
  which one it was. I was in like Bakersfield area.
• 2:02:56
  I don't know what track. Horse thief.
• 2:02:59
  Maybe. No, it wasn't that one.
• 2:03:01
  It wasn't that one. It was the other one.
• 2:03:02
  So maybe it was Irwindale or something, but that track went
• 2:03:05
  crazy and you got like the same environment around there.
• 2:03:10
  It probably wasn't Bakersfield, but it's probably past more
• 2:03:13
  north of Bakersfield. What is it called?
• 2:03:16
  That's not it. No, no, whatever that is is not
• 2:03:19
  it. Is that Irwindale?
• 2:03:20
  Yeah, it wasn't that. Maybe Sonoma?
• 2:03:22
  Oh Sonoma for where they have super D.
• 2:03:27
  No, then it wasn't that. Where the fuck was I?
• 2:03:30
  I don't know. Super D was at Apple Valley.
• 2:03:33
  Yeah. No, there's the, oh, I'm think
• 2:03:36
  I'm talking about Winter Jam. I think Sonoma.
• 2:03:39
  What does Sonoma look like? How you spell that Sonoma?
• 2:03:44
  Yep. So when I was that it, I went
• 2:03:49
  there and then the guy was just from yeah, that could be it.
• 2:03:56
  Well, that's a big trap. Zoom out all the way so I can
• 2:03:59
  see like where you are in like all the way.
• 2:04:02
  Keep going, keep going, keep going under.
• 2:04:06
  San, No, no, no. This is way north, right?
• 2:04:09
  Yeah, you're like San Francisco. Yeah, no, it's not there.
• 2:04:11
  Go down to like just type beggars field.
• 2:04:17
  It's right here is. OK, so whatever it is was down
• 2:04:20
  there. It's a little north of that
• 2:04:23
  maybe. Actually it was before that.
• 2:04:25
  It was a little bit under that Bakersfield is before I got
• 2:04:27
  there. Yeah.
• 2:04:28
  I don't know what track it is, but it's a pretty well known
• 2:04:29
  track. I just can't remember shit.
• 2:04:32
  Just type Bakersfield. Well, it's probably not in
• 2:04:35
  Bakersfield that's the problem. Is that in Bakersfield
• 2:04:37
  racetrack? Or took a well known California
• 2:04:39
  race tracks, you know, something like that.
• 2:04:41
  It's got to be horse thief. But but Horse Thief is the one
• 2:04:45
  with the crazy elevation change. I love that people are listening
• 2:04:47
  right now bugging out. It's this one.
• 2:04:49
  Yo, it's this one, you fucking idiot.
• 2:04:52
  Like that's great. That's a track I would like to
• 2:04:56
  drive. Yeah, I would like to drive that
• 2:04:57
  too. Yeah, it's always sick, like
• 2:05:00
  seeing first turn, like you could throw and then the
• 2:05:02
  transition, that long transition where you're just like on.
• 2:05:07
  The it's it's not a Thunderdale button.
• 2:05:10
  Willow, maybe? Willow Springs.
• 2:05:12
  Oh yeah, maybe. This Willow Springs.
• 2:05:14
  I feel like I've heard you bring that up this.
• 2:05:18
  Is a popular one. That's probably.
• 2:05:20
  This isn't Ford versus Ferrari. Yeah, that's that's and Porthy's
• 2:05:24
  miles now. That's why it's called Willow.
• 2:05:26
  Springs. Wait, wait, how they nation
• 2:05:28
  thief is here? The roads, the turns.
• 2:05:29
  That one go zoom out. Late Apex.
• 2:05:33
  It's up there. Wait a minute, I I don't think
• 2:05:36
  this is where I was then. Well it is a big ass facility.
• 2:05:40
  Kind of looks familiar though, was I?
• 2:05:44
  No. Hold up, zoom out again.
• 2:05:46
  Show me where we're at 0. That's love that.
• 2:05:51
  Could be it. Yeah, it's before baby.
• 2:05:53
  We're going to say that was it. No, we're not hold up, zoom in.
• 2:05:57
  Was that it go go to like the wait.
• 2:06:00
  That was it. I didn't see yo.
• 2:06:02
  He's just I drove in from the bottom of that screen.
• 2:06:06
  The road going in is sick because they have all these
• 2:06:07
  shops so this is on the way in. This is it?
• 2:06:11
  I didn't even know that horse. Are you sure?
• 2:06:12
  Horsey. Is there?
• 2:06:14
  I didn't even go back over there.
• 2:06:15
  Yeah. It's up there, It's up there.
• 2:06:18
  Fuck. Yeah, that's that's the track up
• 2:06:20
  there. Because I just saw, yeah, I just
• 2:06:23
  drove around the main track. I didn't see.
• 2:06:25
  Yeah, the main track is sick and they just redid it again like
• 2:06:29
  they they made run off and stuff like even the main.
• 2:06:31
  Drift event at this place would be crazy.
• 2:06:34
  Why is it? Crazy, do they do them often
• 2:06:35
  there? At Horse Thief they do.
• 2:06:37
  I think maybe the the regular track's too long to do.
• 2:06:40
  Dude, imagine a whole festival here.
• 2:06:42
  They. That was crazy.
• 2:06:43
  They do I, I I don't know if. It's kind of long.
• 2:06:46
  It is long. They do a lot of like grip
• 2:06:50
  driving. Did they do FD here ever?
• 2:06:52
  No. Like what if you entered right
• 2:06:54
  here that left turn, then you did that huge sweeper somehow.
• 2:06:57
  Maybe you don't have enough speed, I don't know.
• 2:06:59
  This seems huge. This is like a road racing
• 2:07:01
  track, Yeah. Yeah, it's a it's a road racing
• 2:07:04
  and motorcycle. I drove on that road right there
• 2:07:05
  at 78th St. I drove that around.
• 2:07:08
  The wait, I think I drove this track on Eye Racing.
• 2:07:10
  Probably did. Oh, wait, so go go up a little
• 2:07:14
  bit, Eddie. So that's is that horse Steve.
• 2:07:17
  All right. I mean, that kind of looks like
• 2:07:20
  it. Yes, that is that one.
• 2:07:21
  We look at all the marks on the fucking.
• 2:07:22
  Yeah. That must be it.
• 2:07:25
  I literally didn't even drive over there.
• 2:07:27
  Fuck, I'm an idiot. I don't know shit about tracks.
• 2:07:30
  Like unless I've been there. I don't know names, I don't
• 2:07:32
  remember, I just don't pay attention to anything.
• 2:07:35
  I don't know shit about Dick. Yep.
• 2:07:37
  Plan on union unionizing. I can bring the inflatable rat
• 2:07:40
  to put outside. Yes, we are thinking about
• 2:07:42
  unionizing me. Jesus, Chris and Eddie have a
• 2:07:46
  petition. That's a wax nod, by the way.
• 2:07:49
  A wax. Thanks.
• 2:07:50
  Thanks, Wax. Appreciate it.
• 2:07:52
  That's crazy. Who has the highest lot lizard
• 2:07:56
  count and why is it Chris? That's crazy.
• 2:08:00
  What's a lot lizard? A lot lizard stop prostitute.
• 2:08:03
  It's a what? Truck stop prostitute.
• 2:08:05
  Oh damn. Parking lot lizard.
• 2:08:08
  Lot Lizard. That's crazy.
• 2:08:10
  Yeah, I never touched one of those.
• 2:08:12
  I've never even seen one I feel like.
• 2:08:13
  I feel like Carl would have the highest count but.
• 2:08:17
  I feel like Carl would be the most inclined to, yes.
• 2:08:20
  It did sound like a door open, right, Eddie?
• 2:08:22
  Yeah. Yeah, what was it?
• 2:08:24
  We're getting robbed. Imagine tonight's the night we
• 2:08:27
  get robbed. That would be fucking hilarious.
• 2:08:28
  Yo pull out though. Because I got a shotgun under my
• 2:08:31
  fucking table right now. It did sound like someone came
• 2:08:35
  in here. Well, maybe we'll get shot and
• 2:08:37
  we don't have to worry about this shit anymore.
• 2:08:38
  That's. Crazy.
• 2:08:44
  I think that's all we got for the most part, unless you gave.
• 2:08:47
  Me another one. You got a lot lizard thing
• 2:08:49
  you've done. No, I've.
• 2:08:50
  I've never even seen one before. I know you haven't even seen any
• 2:08:52
  other girl other than Princess, so.
• 2:08:54
  OK, so all right, let me see if we got any more.
• 2:08:58
  Let me just refresh the page. Yeah, well, maybe in the last
• 2:09:02
  two seconds. Come on guys.
• 2:09:05
  Nope. Yep, that's.
• 2:09:07
  It I guess we're not interesting enough to ask questions.
• 2:09:10
  I mean, this podcast was pretty crazy.
• 2:09:13
  Yeah, what are we talking? About nothing of value, but I'm
• 2:09:15
  pretty. Sure, someone's going to be like
• 2:09:17
  this. This is so.
• 2:09:17
  Funny, I know that was my favorite one.
• 2:09:20
  Yeah, really relatable. I want to be a girl dad.
• 2:09:23
  Every time it's just me and like not and Carl's not here.
• 2:09:29
  It's not good because I just say, I say way more things
• 2:09:33
  because I know I'm not going to get cut off and yelled at or
• 2:09:35
  cursed at. So I just say more things and
• 2:09:38
  I'm realizing that I shouldn't be saying things.
• 2:09:41
  Yeah, maybe Carl's doing us a favour.
• 2:09:43
  Yeah, but he shouldn't be saying things either.
• 2:09:45
  Sometimes he says some crazy shit.
• 2:09:47
  Yeah. yo-yo, can you cut that out?
• 2:09:49
  He's. Been a little unhinged recently.
• 2:09:51
  Yeah, for the last like 6 months he has I think.
• 2:09:55
  Intrusive thoughts, Yeah, that's what it is.
• 2:09:58
  Mini truck mommy. Mini truck.
• 2:10:01
  Is that her name? That was her name, yeah.
• 2:10:04
  You know that girl? No.
• 2:10:06
  Good, good for you. You don't want to there.
• 2:10:09
  Was like some weird inside joke with it and then we brought the
• 2:10:11
  page up on Instagram and she's just some girl that like drives
• 2:10:14
  around. It's probably AZ knowing how.
• 2:10:17
  It is AZ. So she drives around AZ and like
• 2:10:21
  drifted or something, I don't know.
• 2:10:22
  Anyway, Carl just said some outlandish shit that night.
• 2:10:25
  Yeah, you see that pussy stunk? Dad, I was.
• 2:10:29
  I didn't remember what he said. I wasn't going to repeat it.
• 2:10:31
  Carl, we didn't even know this woman.
• 2:10:33
  He's like screaming. He's like angry as hell.
• 2:10:36
  I'm like, damn, this guy's getting personal.
• 2:10:39
  And I'm like, OK. And then he goes, yeah, I'm
• 2:10:41
  sorry I said that, or. Yeah, I'm like, OK, hopefully.
• 2:10:45
  She he always feels bad. She says some shit.
• 2:10:48
  So maybe he should think before he speaks sometime.
• 2:10:50
  Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah.
• 2:10:56
  Well, hopefully Carl's having fun over there and I, I don't
• 2:11:01
  know what he's going to be like when he comes back.
• 2:11:02
  Josh thinks he's going to turn into the Japan guy.
• 2:11:08
  You know that the the drifter that only cares about Yobun in
• 2:11:11
  Japan. I saw him the other day.
• 2:11:12
  He's. Probably that, yeah.
• 2:11:15
  And then I, I don't think he's going to turn into that.
• 2:11:17
  I think he's going to turn. I said, I think I'm going to
• 2:11:20
  make my claim now that he is going to, from now on, never
• 2:11:25
  fucking buy anything because he's going to be like, yo, that
• 2:11:28
  shit's only $20 in Japan. Like, I know he's going to do
• 2:11:31
  that. I mean, he's already like, he's
• 2:11:33
  already like that. He's already budget.
• 2:11:34
  Yeah, budget. So now he's going to see all the
• 2:11:37
  prices over there and he's going to be like, yo, you're fucking
• 2:11:39
  crazy spending that much on that shit.
• 2:11:41
  He's only fucking $20. And you just go to Japan and get
• 2:11:44
  it. Like, I understand it was great
• 2:11:46
  because we were talking about this with me, Lewis and my
• 2:11:48
  brother. Like budgeting on cars, There's
• 2:11:52
  certain thing, OK, yeah, you could budget, but there's things
• 2:11:55
  that you need to spend money on. Like like what?
• 2:11:58
  Give me an example. Like you ain't going to buy no
• 2:12:01
  Max peating rod coilovers or Rev 9 like some rock auto ball
• 2:12:07
  joints that are going to pop out because it's not the raw.
• 2:12:11
  Like. Like what are you guys doing?
• 2:12:13
  You you really don't care about your life like that and you St.
• 2:12:16
  drive it like Nah. Yeah, Max beating rods are
• 2:12:20
  crazy. Yeah, I would never.
• 2:12:23
  I've so many horror stories and people like on my story that had
• 2:12:26
  them that broke and they're on the highway and like, yo, I
• 2:12:30
  almost just died. I don't think we've ever had a
• 2:12:32
  positive experience with those coil loaders in the shop ever.
• 2:12:35
  No, maybe we've had like, OK, that barely worked situations,
• 2:12:39
  but we never had like a that car's fucking amazing.
• 2:12:45
  What kind of suspension? Max speeding rods.
• 2:12:47
  I'm sorry, Max beating rods, Max peating, peating.
• 2:12:50
  Max rods, Max peating or. Rev 9, even though Rev 9 is a
• 2:12:54
  little more, they're not that good either.
• 2:12:56
  Not your Max peating rod. Look at that up Eddie.
• 2:12:58
  Can you look up Max peating rods for 240SX?
• 2:13:01
  Less less yes I've seen them go for like 350.
• 2:13:05
  This deserves a roast real quick, because if people don't
• 2:13:08
  know, maybe they'll hear this podcast before they start
• 2:13:11
  drifting. And they can.
• 2:13:12
  Yes. Peeding.
• 2:13:13
  We said it right. Peeding.
• 2:13:15
  I don't know what that means. I guess you're just supposed to
• 2:13:18
  roll in the Max like speeding Max sounds.
• 2:13:21
  Like someone who doesn't understand English made that
• 2:13:23
  brand name Max speeding. Let's check it out for a two
• 2:13:27
  4200 bucks for the front coilers or tell me that's.
• 2:13:30
  All the set is probably 400 bucks.
• 2:13:33
  That's a steal. That.
• 2:13:36
  And that I get it, that's why people buy it for your budget.
• 2:13:39
  But. That's insane but bro.
• 2:13:42
  So this is the set 300 bucks. Yep.
• 2:13:46
  OK, from now on if those if you get a phone call, if someone
• 2:13:50
  coming here, just don't even let them come here 'cause that
• 2:13:52
  shouldn't even be in the shop. We got a couple.
• 2:13:55
  I know, I did not know they were 300.
• 2:13:57
  I thought they were 900 bucks like all the other ones. $300.
• 2:14:01
  $300. Now look at Rev 9.
• 2:14:06
  Just in case people aren't educated here on this stuff, if
• 2:14:09
  you're spending less than $12150 on coilovers, don't.
• 2:14:15
  Don't buy them. That's the price you're going.
• 2:14:17
  To shoot yourself in the foot a little later on.
• 2:14:19
  This is all you have to do. Go to BC racing, see how much
• 2:14:21
  they are there. That's your minimum.
• 2:14:23
  Don't spend any less money than that.
• 2:14:26
  Because I've seen people on K sport too.
• 2:14:30
  Had old case boards. Are they still making case board
• 2:14:33
  coilovers? Yeah, they still make some case
• 2:14:35
  board coilovers and I seen it on the FC and he had AFDF angle kit
• 2:14:40
  bro the the the strut mount the bearing broke off and he crashed
• 2:14:45
  the. Wall.
• 2:14:45
  Oh my God. Yep.
• 2:14:46
  I mean, yeah, I can see that happening obviously.
• 2:14:48
  Oh, case board, here we go. Their MSRP is 1320.
• 2:14:52
  It's pretty high. But they but they but the price
• 2:14:56
  you're getting them for on their website is 1100.
• 2:14:59
  That's under 1250. So don't buy them.
• 2:15:01
  Sorry. K sport it used to be.
• 2:15:03
  I mean K sport used to. Be.
• 2:15:05
  Yeah, they used to be a brand that we would, I mean, we would
• 2:15:07
  never got them, but I know I knew plenty of people with
• 2:15:10
  those. Coil and they they were they
• 2:15:12
  were fine like my brother he he bought AE36 with K sport on them
• 2:15:17
  and the carfo great but. Maybe they're like BCS it's the
• 2:15:21
  same thing. Yeah, but Rev 9 and that's
• 2:15:24
  another one that would break on like a pile or whatever.
• 2:15:28
  Yeah, don't cheap out on parts that are directly connected to
• 2:15:31
  the wheels. Yeah, yeah, that's usually a
• 2:15:35
  good fucking lesson to, but people are listening to this
• 2:15:39
  right now. They're like, Nah, fuck that.
• 2:15:40
  I bought AU set for fucking two 200 bucks.
• 2:15:43
  I had them rebuilt. I had them rebuilt by Bing
• 2:15:47
  chilling. Like what?
• 2:15:48
  Who's rebuilding those? Like they're they're made in a
• 2:15:51
  factory in Taiwan or China and they don't got part.
• 2:15:55
  If you're rebuilding Max PD rods you're fucking retarded.
• 2:15:59
  Like just throw them out and get new ones.
• 2:16:02
  Like what? Don't.
• 2:16:04
  Bring anybody's rebuild. The rebuild service for real
• 2:16:07
  coilovers is $300. Like at least like you're paying
• 2:16:11
  300 bucks to. You get a brand new set.
• 2:16:13
  Yo, if anyone's ever dealt with fuel coilovers, I want I want
• 2:16:17
  some feedback on that. I want a.
• 2:16:19
  FEAL. Yeah, Fuel Coiler I, they
• 2:16:22
  sponsor every fucking FD driver. Yeah.
• 2:16:27
  So I'm like. Got to be good.
• 2:16:29
  Thinking about reaching out. Reach out.
• 2:16:34
  Thinking about reaching out to them.
• 2:16:36
  See what they got going on. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:16:38
  I don't know if anyone's got any feedback on there.
• 2:16:40
  Let us know if it's Adm or anything.
• 2:16:42
  I want to hear your stories of like I.
• 2:16:43
  Feel them out. I put those on my car and my
• 2:16:45
  shit blew up. Nah, the field's been around for
• 2:16:48
  a long. Throw them up Eddie 240SX feel
• 2:16:51
  watch all the he's you got to look at all.
• 2:16:54
  The options, no, I think my friend on his on his FC had.
• 2:16:58
  Feel FEALF. EAL.
• 2:17:02
  Feel me and they feel me. Do you feel me now?
• 2:17:12
  No 1st lane. OK, look at these options dude.
• 2:17:18
  So they start at $1500. Look at all the options you can
• 2:17:22
  do. You can have one way Swift
• 2:17:24
  springs, which is basically a normal coiler.
• 2:17:27
  Then you can get one way front, two way adjustable rears.
• 2:17:30
  And then three-way with the external.
• 2:17:33
  I don't know what the three-way is, but the two way adjustable I
• 2:17:37
  think I would assume would have externals but maybe it doesn't.
• 2:17:39
  Yeah maybe you're right. And then look the heim joints in
• 2:17:42
  the rear you can change to a rubber bushing if you want to be
• 2:17:46
  more comfortable, which is what I would do.
• 2:17:49
  Feel adjustable bump stops in the rear for long travel shit I
• 2:17:53
  think. And they got a flow chart.
• 2:17:57
  They got a flow chart. See, there's the external stuff
• 2:17:59
  like the flow chart is. Right right click and open a new
• 2:18:02
  tab. OK, Yeah.
• 2:18:10
  Yeah, they tell you good. They even tell you what are you
• 2:18:13
  using it for Drifting? Yeah.
• 2:18:16
  Seems like they would have good customer service if they have
• 2:18:18
  something like this, yeah. Yeah, I was talking to Mike
• 2:18:21
  Power. Apparently he ran them at some
• 2:18:23
  point, he said they're good guys over there.
• 2:18:25
  Like I just don't know, like if they're going to want to work
• 2:18:29
  with us on something because I'm going to eventually want to get
• 2:18:31
  coilovers for the Z twos. Oh yeah.
• 2:18:33
  I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to.
• 2:18:34
  Feel reservoirs too. Yeah, I'm trying to feel this
• 2:18:37
  out. You feel me?
• 2:18:41
  I Scroll down a little bit, Eddie.
• 2:18:44
  Like radio bearing upgrade, extend dampening adjusters,
• 2:18:47
  black shot covers, green shot covers, remote reservoir mount.
• 2:18:51
  Like dude, it's all like. It's all like the legit stuff,
• 2:18:54
  yeah. Really haven't seen these type
• 2:18:57
  of options on any. No other coil over brand, yeah.
• 2:19:02
  Pretty cool. I wish they weren't.
• 2:19:03
  I mean. Look, fuck $6000.
• 2:19:06
  That's the options. That's.
• 2:19:08
  The three ways. 03 Ways Swiss Spring, Malcolm. $3000.
• 2:19:12
  Even the two ways. Really are being called today.
• 2:19:15
  Oh come on, you're paying 6 grand for coil overs.
• 2:19:18
  I want to pay nothing just so you get the feel of what we're
• 2:19:21
  going for here. But yeah, I don't know.
• 2:19:24
  I mean, it's just cool to have the option, you know, because
• 2:19:27
  you could actually go through here and be like, oh, I can
• 2:19:29
  afford this, I can't afford this, I can't afford this.
• 2:19:31
  I can't, you know, instead of just like, oh, you get the base
• 2:19:33
  model or you get the really fucking expensive one.
• 2:19:37
  The I'd love the Heim joint in the back.
• 2:19:39
  That's and they tell you somewhere too.
• 2:19:41
  They're like, oh, like I think it was them, but they they
• 2:19:45
  explain what I always say to every people.
• 2:19:46
  I'm like, yo, when you put those spherical fucking joints in your
• 2:19:49
  car in your suspension, that's what's making all the noise.
• 2:19:51
  It's not, it's not like the I did my control arm bushing.
• 2:19:55
  It's not that it's you change to coilovers and there's all
• 2:19:57
  fucking spherical Chinese bearings everywhere.
• 2:20:00
  So. It's going to it's.
• 2:20:02
  Going to make noise. Yeah, because most cars have
• 2:20:04
  rubber isolators on the strut tops, you know?
• 2:20:08
  So spherical, lyrical, spherical, lyrical miracle,
• 2:20:12
  miracle. Spherical lyrical miracle.
• 2:20:15
  Yeah, those are the six dollars $6000 joints right there.
• 2:20:17
  Yeah, that's that picture right there.
• 2:20:20
  Definitely 6000. If I put those on my car and I
• 2:20:22
  can't fucking smoke Da Yoshihara on the track, I'm going to be
• 2:20:25
  mad as fuck. I mean, who almost smoked them
• 2:20:30
  at Laguna Seca? Kaufman.
• 2:20:32
  Kaufman Yeah. Oh, really?
• 2:20:33
  You saw that? Like I almost took them out,
• 2:20:34
  you're saying? Yeah, that's yeah.
• 2:20:36
  But it was. It wasn't anybody's fault.
• 2:20:37
  Yeah, I just was that slowed down and then Kaufman, just that
• 2:20:43
  guy's a nasty ass driver. Yeah, he really is.
• 2:20:45
  He is. Disgusting.
• 2:20:46
  Yeah, like you could see in the video of his point of view where
• 2:20:50
  he literally took a split second to calculate the whole thing and
• 2:20:55
  just. Can you watch the clip on that
• 2:20:58
  because I didn't see that, Eddie.
• 2:20:59
  Bro. You go on his Instagram, he
• 2:21:01
  uploaded multiple. Sorry to keep you guys here so
• 2:21:03
  late. I'm having fun.
• 2:21:04
  No, it's fun. I know you got family.
• 2:21:05
  You got a. I'm on.
• 2:21:06
  I'm on the clock, Eddie. Eddie's got 18 hours to get
• 2:21:09
  home. I.
• 2:21:09
  Think I forgot it. Yeah, we're we're out of here.
• 2:21:13
  No. Matt Kaufman Racing, Instagram.
• 2:21:16
  Mart. No COFF.
• 2:21:19
  I'm owe Eddie some more money this week.
• 2:21:21
  Fuck. Racing Instagram Enter.
• 2:21:29
  What else is there going up? Oh, I got another what?
• 2:21:32
  Quick story if this. The second one.
• 2:21:38
  This was recent. Yeah, here we go.
• 2:21:41
  Log in. Let me just got to log in.
• 2:21:43
  Give me a second Die Yoshihara. Was it a Selady Mania podcast or
• 2:21:49
  I think they they posted the clip of Die talking about his
• 2:21:53
  first FD event, I think at Irwindale or something.
• 2:21:56
  And he's like, yeah, I crashed into the wall like you like
• 2:22:00
  understeered or some shit. And over.
• 2:22:03
  I know the wall was up. It was like 2004.
• 2:22:05
  It was like AS 13 Sylvia, like everything.
• 2:22:08
  He's like, yeah, my buddy gave me that car to race the event
• 2:22:11
  and I totalled it. Oh, they felt so bad.
• 2:22:13
  Fuck. And he's like, yeah, once you
• 2:22:16
  sign off the car and you're like, yeah, this is you can use
• 2:22:19
  this car for the event. Like you just signed off your
• 2:22:21
  car. Yeah.
• 2:22:22
  To death. Yep.
• 2:22:23
  Yeah, total that shit. Total the fucking car I.
• 2:22:27
  Had to feel so bad. Yeah, here we go.
• 2:22:29
  Here we go. Here we go.
• 2:22:31
  Oh, I don't think this is it. This is not it.
• 2:22:34
  Scroll down, scroll there. It is.
• 2:22:36
  Oh, no, no. Yeah.
• 2:22:39
  He made the turn. Oh yeah, he's going to make it.
• 2:22:42
  I was like, what? Yeah, if he made it, that would
• 2:22:44
  have been. Gangs, look at that.
• 2:22:46
  Oh, but obviously all his fault. Who would die?
• 2:22:49
  No. Oh, I would say him.
• 2:22:50
  He's fucking flying through that turn with a guy in the left.
• 2:22:55
  I mean, I don't know, like the track etiquette here, but I I've
• 2:22:59
  always from day one, I've always thought this is the craziest,
• 2:23:02
  most reckless driving situations I've ever seen in my.
• 2:23:05
  Life, I mean, this is that grid life, so.
• 2:23:07
  Yeah, grid life. Go to the another video, the one
• 2:23:10
  after it shows the in car view. Like we're just going to have
• 2:23:13
  you drifting at at 100 plus miles an hour.
• 2:23:15
  There we're living in, you can see.
• 2:23:18
  Him like with people gripping. See it?
• 2:23:20
  He saw it right there. And he had a wait, wait, go
• 2:23:23
  back, hold on, let me see that again.
• 2:23:26
  I'm assuming he he grabs a handbrake.
• 2:23:28
  Yeah, he did. Oh shit.
• 2:23:32
  He's done. But he didn't grab it right
• 2:23:35
  there. You saw it.
• 2:23:36
  He he wasn't on it when he passed him.
• 2:23:38
  No. Because he already he
• 2:23:40
  calculated. Yeah, I got to see that again.
• 2:23:42
  That was. He calculated everything right
• 2:23:45
  at this moment. Oh.
• 2:23:46
  Handbrake. Handbrake off the handbrake, I
• 2:23:48
  think. Or is he on it?
• 2:23:49
  I. Can't tell he was off and he was
• 2:23:51
  just clutched. It maybe he was foot depth was
• 2:23:53
  this there weren't smoking either.
• 2:23:56
  So he was. He let the car fly, Yeah.
• 2:23:59
  Ahead of him, he was clutched in.
• 2:24:00
  Right there, clutched in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, just to
• 2:24:05
  save it. Yep, yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:07
  But you can't see over that hill.
• 2:24:09
  So he didn't see die in. The Does anyone else think this
• 2:24:12
  is extremely dangerous? And everybody was like, yo,
• 2:24:15
  that's fucking sick. But yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:17
  That's that's the reaction I see.
• 2:24:18
  But I'm just like this is insane.
• 2:24:20
  I don't know the context behind it, like why was it die going so
• 2:24:22
  slow? 'Cause they can grip Dr. they
• 2:24:24
  let people grip and drift at the same time.
• 2:24:27
  I don't get the mentality. Or there, for example, you got
• 2:24:31
  people who think they're drifting, I guess.
• 2:24:35
  And then you got this crazy motherfucker acting like he's in
• 2:24:38
  Forza 4. Cutting it up in traffic, yeah.
• 2:24:40
  And like, those are two very different things.
• 2:24:43
  I feel like you shouldn't have these people at the same time on
• 2:24:46
  the track. I mean, good for him.
• 2:24:48
  Obviously, he's probably the best driver there and he and he
• 2:24:53
  avoided the accident. But some situations you're not
• 2:24:56
  going to be able to avoid. Yeah, no.
• 2:24:57
  So there's two heats. Or whatever.
• 2:25:00
  Yeah. And and Dai was in the racing
• 2:25:03
  line going hello, slow. That's the problem.
• 2:25:06
  And I mean, and he and is everyone supposed to be drifting
• 2:25:09
  this track right now? No as grip and drift.
• 2:25:11
  Yeah, that's the problem. That is a problem and Dai was
• 2:25:15
  drifting. I guess he was just cooling down
• 2:25:16
  and didn't realize. He shouldn't have been in right
• 2:25:20
  in the middle of the yeah. He should have been on the
• 2:25:22
  outside, but it is what it is. It's a crazy ass.
• 2:25:26
  Issue. But that's why they choose these
• 2:25:27
  drivers to do it, because they know exactly what they're doing.
• 2:25:30
  Well, so it looks like some of them don't know what the fuck is
• 2:25:31
  going on and I feel like those people shouldn't be.
• 2:25:34
  That's what I hear about grid life.
• 2:25:35
  I hear a lot of people they let in or not.
• 2:25:38
  Oh, I didn't know that. That's what I hear, but I don't
• 2:25:40
  know. I've never been to.
• 2:25:41
  One with that video. Like, I wouldn't let me in that
• 2:25:43
  shit if you had me. Me and Matt Kaufman should not
• 2:25:46
  be on the same track at the same time.
• 2:25:48
  And I don't want to be because I don't want that ever happening
• 2:25:50
  to me. Yeah, like, that is insane.
• 2:25:52
  Yeah. Like he is on a way another
• 2:25:55
  level that I wouldn't want to be on the same track as.
• 2:25:57
  Him. Imagine that that went the wrong
• 2:25:59
  way. Imagine how.
• 2:26:00
  And he had a passenger. Yeah.
• 2:26:02
  It'd be over. A great life would be done.
• 2:26:03
  So like, how are we just going to keep doing this until that
• 2:26:06
  happens? Like I, I don't know.
• 2:26:08
  I guess it hasn't happened. Yet no one's got hurt yet in the
• 2:26:11
  US. Like really hurt.
• 2:26:13
  I mean, I'm talking on my ass a little bit, but I'm 99% hurt.
• 2:26:17
  No one's got really hurt from at a big event drifting that, yeah,
• 2:26:21
  like no one's died, let's put it that way, I feel.
• 2:26:25
  Like it'd be pretty hard to die while drifting.
• 2:26:27
  You can die, yeah, and that would.
• 2:26:28
  Be in that, in that situation, yeah.
• 2:26:31
  Like he hits him, there's someone behind him going 200
• 2:26:35
  miles an hour because it's a grip fucking track too, and then
• 2:26:38
  he spins and now he gets T boned.
• 2:26:40
  You know what I mean? I'm.
• 2:26:40
  Going to the dirt, catch an edge flip.
• 2:26:43
  Yeah, like, and these cars are, I mean, Kaufman's car is
• 2:26:46
  probably probably legit because it's AFD car, right?
• 2:26:49
  But like some of the other cars aren't going to have fuck they
• 2:26:51
  let Front Street on on the shit. Like some of these cars aren't
• 2:26:54
  going to have the best safety situation, you know?
• 2:26:58
  Yeah, I don't know. I never understood that.
• 2:27:01
  The first time I saw that stuff happening was in Europe at those
• 2:27:03
  big. Remember those?
• 2:27:04
  Guy Bill. Yeah, Guy, Bill's sick.
• 2:27:07
  They would have crazy speeds and people are grip driving and then
• 2:27:11
  people are just drifting around. Yeah, and then you see people
• 2:27:13
  drifting all-wheel drive at the same time too, just.
• 2:27:15
  Literally like 1000 horsepower. Just fucking like, I'm like,
• 2:27:18
  what is this craziness? That's crazy, but.
• 2:27:21
  I mean, they sort of copied Australia too with the power.
• 2:27:25
  What's it called? The power runs or the it's
• 2:27:29
  called the power runs. It's a bunch of like burnout
• 2:27:33
  cars, like over 1000 horsepower. And then there's Drifters too,
• 2:27:36
  just drifting. I'm also like one of those
• 2:27:39
  people that's like very like. Cautious, yeah.
• 2:27:42
  So maybe cuz I never see people commenting like what?
• 2:27:45
  I would say I'd be like what the fuck are y'all doing?
• 2:27:48
  Yeah. So maybe I'm just super
• 2:27:50
  cautious. Yeah, me.
• 2:27:51
  I'd be like, yo, that's crazy, but I wouldn't do it.
• 2:27:54
  Yeah. The most important thing in my
• 2:27:57
  life is being able to walk. Yeah, so I that comes above
• 2:28:02
  everything. Like when we went snowboarding,
• 2:28:04
  I was always like, yeah, this is fun, but like, I'm not going to
• 2:28:06
  do anything too crazy because I might be like, fucking walk.
• 2:28:09
  Yeah. Like, that's pretty important,
• 2:28:11
  dude. Yeah, it's it gets like crazy
• 2:28:14
  real quick. Yeah.
• 2:28:15
  So like I do it with everything. I'm like, all right, let me not
• 2:28:18
  like on a motorcycle I could just maybe I won't do that.
• 2:28:22
  Dude I think the same. Sometimes I'll act up for a
• 2:28:25
  quick second. You'll.
• 2:28:26
  Act up a lot on your bike. I do, and then I'm like, let me
• 2:28:29
  stop, I could die. I'm glad you have those thoughts
• 2:28:31
  because I feel like you never had those thoughts in the last
• 2:28:33
  five years. Yeah, I do.
• 2:28:35
  I do something stupid or I like go fast or cut through traffic.
• 2:28:38
  Then I'm like, I probably wasn't smart but that shit was sick.
• 2:28:43
  Lane splitting feels safe, but it's not.
• 2:28:45
  I don't, I don't lane split at speeds I do I filter.
• 2:28:49
  I just lane filter like at a light or something.
• 2:28:51
  I have to be lane splitting at speed and I'm like, it feels
• 2:28:54
  safe because you're like, oh, I see everything, but it's.
• 2:28:56
  Like, yeah, the promise, somebody.
• 2:28:57
  Doesn't see you split second. Yeah, and they just decide or
• 2:29:00
  like someone's fighting in the car and then fucking like go
• 2:29:02
  like this and they had no idea. You're not gonna.
• 2:29:04
  It doesn't matter how fast you're going.
• 2:29:05
  It doesn't. Matter in your head on that
• 2:29:06
  concrete. You're dead, it's over.
• 2:29:08
  So I don't know, but what the fuck I was going to say
• 2:29:12
  something else about that motorcycles, I think.
• 2:29:15
  Oh, luckily I luckily I got a news flash right when I or what
• 2:29:19
  do you call it when you right when I got on my bike the first
• 2:29:22
  time and I almost died like I got on the highway first time.
• 2:29:25
  Literally on the highway, merge in, pass a couple exits, going
• 2:29:29
  to merge off going in the shoulder, car going fucking like
• 2:29:32
  60 miles an hour right in the shoulder right past.
• 2:29:34
  Me. That's crazy.
• 2:29:35
  And I was going, I went and I was like, all right, you have to
• 2:29:40
  look at everything, no matter. What Triple check?
• 2:29:42
  Yeah. And then that was that was it.
• 2:29:44
  So luckily like right then and there, I.
• 2:29:46
  Like this shit, I learned a joke.
• 2:29:47
  Yeah. I hate people that are dry on
• 2:29:49
  the shoulders bro. Yeah, Josh Louise going 60 miles
• 2:29:53
  an hour down the stroller, I'm like, what the fuck are we
• 2:29:55
  doing? It's an exit.
• 2:29:56
  Like he would have just wiped me out.
• 2:29:58
  And there's nothing he was going to be able to do about it
• 2:30:00
  either. Because if I just came out, I
• 2:30:01
  don't think, I don't think I had a mirror.
• 2:30:03
  So it was like one of those situations where I probably
• 2:30:05
  didn't look. I was like, oh, here's the exit.
• 2:30:08
  You're not expecting somebody on the shoulder.
• 2:30:10
  You assume that nobody's going to fly up the shoulder because
• 2:30:12
  it's a shoulder. No, that's not a lane.
• 2:30:14
  Yeah, but on a motorcycle, you can't assume anything and you
• 2:30:18
  have to act like everyone is retarded.
• 2:30:20
  My dad always said you have to act like everyone in a car is
• 2:30:22
  trying to kill you at all times. I was like, that's a pretty good
• 2:30:25
  way to look at it. Like, we were riding with Dustin
• 2:30:28
  one night. I think I watched.
• 2:30:30
  He's ahead of me and there's a car.
• 2:30:33
  Right on him. On his right so he just passes
• 2:30:37
  his car. I watched the car come over and
• 2:30:41
  almost tail swipe him and then they cut back at the last second
• 2:30:44
  and they were on. Their phone.
• 2:30:46
  And I'm like, he had no idea what was going on, you know,
• 2:30:48
  like you didn't even know. I'm like, you know, you must
• 2:30:49
  have just died. They're like, Nope, he's like.
• 2:30:51
  No, I was like some guy, literally you're just riding
• 2:30:53
  your bike and this guy's just coming over like this.
• 2:30:55
  And then the last minute goes oh shit, like get off your fucking
• 2:30:59
  phone bro. Probably heard the bike right as
• 2:31:01
  it came up to his. Window, That's why if I ever had
• 2:31:03
  a bike loud ass exhaust I don't give a damn.
• 2:31:07
  Yeah, I agree with that. If I ever had a VQ, I'd do the
• 2:31:10
  same thing. I'm kidding.
• 2:31:13
  We actually that's a pretty big problem right now.
• 2:31:14
  We don't know what to do with that exhaust.
• 2:31:17
  All right, that's we're going to cut it here because I feel bad
• 2:31:18
  for holding these guys so late. OT about to hit.
• 2:31:23
  OTOTI found out what was going on.
• 2:31:25
  Outside. Dan Heaton dropped his car off.
• 2:31:29
  Yeah. OK.
• 2:31:30
  That makes sense. Let's see what he bought.
• 2:31:32
  Oh God, yeah, the Lexus or whatever.
• 2:31:35
  All right, guys. Well, sorry Carl's not here to
• 2:31:37
  entertain you, but I hope this was good enough.
• 2:31:39
  And yeah, bye. Is that?
• 2:31:44
  Is that how you usually close to?
• 2:31:45
  No, he goes. What does he say?
• 2:31:48
  All right, guys, thank you. What is this thank you episode?
• 2:31:50
  Whatever. All right, guys, that's another
• 2:31:51
  episode. And we usually.
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  Have outro action hour after hours podcast.
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  Oh, and then he goes, yo, thank you.
• 2:31:58
  Thank you so much for coming on dude.
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  Really appreciate it. Like I think, hey, you should
• 2:32:02
  close this one out. When I hit it once.
• 2:32:04
  Give us some words of wisdom as a father.
• 2:32:06
  Too Where to wisdom? Right to the camera.
• 2:32:09
  Right into the camera where no, if you ain't ready, pull out.
• 2:32:16
  That's a wrap. You better wrap it up.
• 2:32:20
  Later we got no outro music so we're just ending drawing.
• 2:32:57
  All righty then. That was another great
• 2:33:00
  informational episode from Faction Motorsports After Hours
• 2:33:02
  podcast. Yeah.
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  Did you enjoy it? Yeah, yeah, I think the audience
• 2:33:08
  will enjoy that. I fucking hope so, because I
• 2:33:11
  guys, I'm not feeling too good about that episode after a 24
• 2:33:14
  hour. Yeah.
• 2:33:15
  We were just super unprofessional because it was
• 2:33:17
  just us hanging out and have a guest.
• 2:33:20
  We had to, you know, be a little bit better behavior for.
• 2:33:24
  Yeah, so I realized that when Carl's not here, I get to talk
• 2:33:27
  way too much and some things that come out of come out of my
• 2:33:29
  mouth at the end of the day of a work day is not really.
• 2:33:32
  Yeah. The best, but hope you guys
• 2:33:35
  enjoyed and I hope you guys check out that Gramstead MFG
• 2:33:41
  tool that we just got the wheel fitment tool.
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  I no bullshit. I really love this product like
• 2:33:49
  I I actually think it's something we're going to use a
• 2:33:51
  lot. I don't know how it took me this
• 2:33:53
  long to find him. It's just like I, I feel like my
• 2:33:58
  algorithm on Instagram, I, I never got hit with that kind of
• 2:34:00
  stuff. But then all of a sudden I
• 2:34:02
  started getting hit with his ads and I was like, this is like we
• 2:34:05
  we actually need this in the shop.
• 2:34:06
  So yeah, it's been great talking to talking to him from the
• 2:34:12
  company. Clayton, I think is his name.
• 2:34:14
  It's been cool working with him. And yeah, real cool guy.
• 2:34:17
  I know he drifts too. So he definitely has experience
• 2:34:20
  in our, I guess what would you call this?
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  Our motorsport of choice would be what I would say.
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  But yeah, so check it out. It's 100 bucks.
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  You're definitely not going to regret buying it.
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  I can tell you that. So if you can afford it, just
• 2:34:35
  grab one and try it out. What else we got going on?
• 2:34:40
  Well, why don't you tell them about the giveaway we got going
• 2:34:42
  on? Oh, the giveaway yes, this
• 2:34:45
  month's giveaway because every month we do a giveaway on
• 2:34:48
  factualmotorsports.com. This month's giveaway is an
• 2:34:51
  origin labo hood of your choosing.
• 2:34:54
  Obviously for any vehicle you want, we have some in stock, not
• 2:35:00
  too many, but we do have actually we have a handful in
• 2:35:02
  stock. Yeah.
• 2:35:03
  So if you do win and we have it in stock, you're gonna get it
• 2:35:06
  right away. If it's something we need, a
• 2:35:07
  special order, you're gonna be waiting a few months.
• 2:35:10
  But that's kind of how it goes with these products.
• 2:35:12
  Yeah. So every $5 spent on our website
• 2:35:16
  is entry to win. And these giveaways end pretty
• 2:35:22
  much the, I mean they end the end of the month, but we do the
• 2:35:24
  drawings the first following week, yes.
• 2:35:27
  So usually on our hot Lab videos on YouTube.
• 2:35:31
  So yeah, check those out beginning of the next month and
• 2:35:34
  you'll find out if you are the winner.
• 2:35:36
  Yes. So visit
• 2:35:37
  oursitefactionmotorsports.com for all your automotive part
• 2:35:41
  needs. We got a wide assortment of
• 2:35:45
  parts on there for you, for your car.
• 2:35:47
  If you don't see anything you need, just shoot us an e-mail,
• 2:35:50
  give us a call. Maybe we can help.
• 2:35:51
  Maybe we can help you source it. And yeah, we also have some
• 2:35:55
  Origin Labo Arrow arrow in stock ready to go.
• 2:35:59
  Got a lot of Fenders body kits, as we said, hoods already.
• 2:36:03
  And we also have some Vertex kits in stock if you guys are.
• 2:36:05
  Interested, We have a 350Z vertex kit.
• 2:36:07
  Someone buy it before we put it on our car that we just bought
• 2:36:11
  and we have a bunch of origin stuff as as crazy as it seems
• 2:36:15
  like it seems like we're selling a lot but we ordered so much
• 2:36:18
  shit that the. It's like an endless.
• 2:36:22
  Yeah, when you guys call in, you say, oh, do you guys have this
• 2:36:24
  in stock? I just say yes.
• 2:36:25
  And I don't even, I don't even look.
• 2:36:27
  I just say yes and I don't even look.
• 2:36:28
  And Malcolm gets mad about it. So just, you know, if you if you
• 2:36:31
  think you need it, just order it.
• 2:36:35
  Yeah. So that and you know what?
• 2:36:39
  Guess what? If you can't afford it, it
• 2:36:41
  doesn't matter. A firm's got your bag.
• 2:36:43
  We got a firm on the website and we of course, we have PayPal on
• 2:36:46
  there as well. So you can do paying is paying
• 2:36:48
  for him PayPal? Yes, yeah.
• 2:36:49
  So you can do paying for or a firm.
• 2:36:53
  A lot of people have been ordering with the firm.
• 2:36:55
  They've had great success with it.
• 2:36:56
  So I suggest doing that. Do we have merch in them?
• 2:37:02
  We got merch. Yeah, we got some merch.
• 2:37:03
  We got our new ride or die tee, a lot of sizes available for
• 2:37:07
  that and the new quality automotive team which is a nice
• 2:37:10
  simple design, almost like a your roadside pit stop sign.
• 2:37:15
  I like that. Shirt.
• 2:37:16
  Yeah, very nice. Classic.
• 2:37:17
  Wear that any day. I I got new ideas in my head
• 2:37:21
  rolling around, but I haven't had time to like sit down and
• 2:37:25
  really put something together, relate something.
• 2:37:27
  Honestly, me and you come up with some pretty good ideas.
• 2:37:29
  So we should probably we should have a sit down at the podcast
• 2:37:33
  table, a brainstorm. What do they call that like,
• 2:37:38
  like business like they would do this at Meta probably, you know,
• 2:37:44
  like. Yeah, I don't know that and I
• 2:37:46
  don't know that world. Yeah, I bet Ken would know.
• 2:37:49
  If we asked Ken, he would know the terminology for that.
• 2:37:51
  But yeah, we're going to have a little meeting after this and
• 2:37:56
  we're going to, we're going to do a little brainstorming, see
• 2:37:58
  if me, Eddie and Malcolm can come up with some new merch for
• 2:38:00
  you guys. As far as shop work goes, in the
• 2:38:03
  in the shop right now, we're busy as fuck.
• 2:38:06
  Dare I say the busiest we've been in a minute.
• 2:38:09
  Really. Right, I think you go look at
• 2:38:11
  the schedule like it's a little packed kind of crazy.
• 2:38:14
  So thank you guys for bringing us your cars and we'll probably
• 2:38:20
  be, we'll probably be good to go in about one to two weeks.
• 2:38:23
  So if you got something that you need done, we can get you in the
• 2:38:26
  schedule for a couple weeks from now and we'll be good.
• 2:38:28
  Yeah. Or if you just want some quick
• 2:38:30
  little maintenance service, this month we're doing a deal $99.00
• 2:38:34
  for an oil change, anti rotation, plus the fluids.
• 2:38:38
  Yeah. And that that we can, we can get
• 2:38:39
  you in here pretty quick with that.
• 2:38:40
  And we we go over the vehicle to multipoint inspection so.
• 2:38:43
  If there's anything else worth addressing, we'll let you know.
• 2:38:46
  Yeah, so that's that. Don't forget we do vapor honing,
• 2:38:49
  zinc plating and alignments as well.
• 2:38:51
  So you can come here for all that stuff.
• 2:38:53
  Check out our YouTube because our YouTube has been going
• 2:38:56
  crazy. We're almost at 11,000
• 2:38:58
  subscribers. I know we might not be, but
• 2:39:00
  we're pretty close. Ready. 10 point set 10.8 yeah.
• 2:39:03
  We're 250 away, so that's wild. I feel like we just hit 10 like
• 2:39:09
  less than a month ago. Yeah, and it's been climbing
• 2:39:11
  ever since. Yeah, we appreciate you guys.
• 2:39:13
  If you're not already subscribed, please subscribe and
• 2:39:16
  comment. If you guys are fans of tools or
• 2:39:17
  snap On tools, you would love the last four videos we put out.
• 2:39:20
  So check those out. We're doing a bunch of tool
• 2:39:23
  videos because actually today's Thursday, so we'll probably see
• 2:39:27
  the Snap on truck today yeah, people seem to be liking them,
• 2:39:31
  so we're just going to keep recording that stuff as well.
• 2:39:33
  I think we're going to be doing a 350Z update.
• 2:39:38
  It'll we'll have a video by next week for the 350Z.
• 2:39:41
  So so we'll be doing something on that and that's pretty much
• 2:39:45
  it guys. Don't forget to check out our
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  sponsors, of course, Ramstead MFG, our new sponsor, you can
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  buy their products right on our website.
• 2:39:54
  Chase Bays, of course, if you guys need anything for your two
• 2:39:56
  40s, your 350 ZS, anything of that sort.
• 2:39:58
  They got fluid transfer products, power steering stuff,
• 2:40:01
  brake stuff, brake ABS, delete kits.
• 2:40:06
  Booster delete kits too. Chase is a big fan of those
• 2:40:09
  booster delete kits, so yeah, check them out.
• 2:40:12
  They're throwing some cool events lately too, like the pole
• 2:40:15
  cat stuff. So they're really they're really
• 2:40:18
  a big part of our community right now.
• 2:40:21
  So definitely support them where you can and limitless auto fab,
• 2:40:25
  of course, if you need a bash bar.
• 2:40:26
  I just got off the phone with someone.
• 2:40:27
  He's like, you guys have these in stock?
• 2:40:29
  I'm like not, not at the moment, but you know, we we do usually
• 2:40:32
  stock them, but they they have them over there.
• 2:40:35
  So we just. Yeah, and.
• 2:40:36
  You know, you order them, you're going to get them fast.
• 2:40:38
  Quick turn around time 2 Two to three weeks.
• 2:40:41
  Yep. And need to be made.
• 2:40:43
  And of course, if you are local to us in New Jersey, E Coaster
• 2:40:47
  School is your way to drive Raceway Park alone, get a
• 2:40:53
  private lesson, learn the track, learn your car, learn the car,
• 2:40:58
  you know, whatever you want to do.
• 2:41:01
  If you want more of a party environment, you want to go with
• 2:41:03
  all your buddies, you got club loose as well.
• 2:41:05
  So but East Coast drift school is a nice private situation
• 2:41:09
  where you can drift during the week as well.
• 2:41:11
  So hit them up on Instagram and that's pretty much it.
• 2:41:16
  Thank you for listening. See you on the next episode.