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#243: Zombieland (2009) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie?
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  It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total
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  shitstorm. Welcome to What's Your Least
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  Favorite Scary Movie? The podcast where we talk about
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  the good, the bad, the ugly and the absurd, and all of our
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  favorite. And least favorite?
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  Scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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  movie rightfully has his fan base.
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  Even if we don't always. Let's get it.
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  My name is Travis. My name is Jesse.
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  And welcome everybody to November's Patreon pick episode.
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  Yeah, we put it up to the people today to decide between
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  Zombieland and Wrong Turn 5, and they chose Zombieland.
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  We were eating flesh regardless. Yeah, yeah, we tried to pick
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  something in the theme of November, Thanksgiving eating.
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  Flesh Family. Yeah, it was just as long as
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  they eat people. That's really all we needed.
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  And then, you know, you know how we are are about wrong turn.
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  So don't you worry, even if you didn't vote for it, you're
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  getting it. Eventually you're gonna get that
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  Doug Bradley. I'm sorry to tell you, but yeah,
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  no, we're talking about Zombieland instead for today.
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  So you get Jesse Eisenberg, you get Woody Harrelson, you get
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  Emma Stone and Abigail something.
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  Breslin. Breslin, man, I'm not looking.
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  I'm, I'm look. I'm not in that mode yet.
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  I'm in the opening mode where I'm just chit chatting right
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  here. Yeah, this is just bullshitting
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  really. What I'm doing is I'm padding
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  the time because I didn't do polls again this week.
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  You're waiting to have to break the news to everybody.
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  Yeah, I'm sorry guys. I lied last week.
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  I I forgot that's really I'm not gonna didn't.
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  You used to have a reminder for yourself.
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  Yeah. But then on my iPhone, the
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  reminders was taking up all of my space because somebody
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  decided to attach pictures to all of my reminders.
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  And I just warning to anybody out there with an Apple device,
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  if you do a reminder and you put an attachment like a picture on
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  that reminder, every day you get that reminder with that picture.
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  It's downloading and putting a new picture on there each day.
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  So you're just stacking all of these pictures on your hardware
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  that you cannot get rid of unless you actually delete the
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  Reminders app. I don't have the Apple official
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  Reminders app on my phone anymore because I can't.
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  It took away all of my storage. I had 60 gigabytes of storage of
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  just pictures of Talia and Chris Shrager talking about pooping.
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  That was the entirety. That was 60 gigabytes on my
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  iPhone right there. That's how much I love you. 60
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  gigabytes worth. Stop pooping.
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  I appreciate it. I love the idea whenever it
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  first happened. But then one day my phone was
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  like, you've got too much storage going on.
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  I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
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  And yeah, that's where it is. So just heed my warning, people.
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  Don't make the mistake that I did.
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  I am now reminderless. Actually, I'm using the calendar
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  now, but that's neither here nor there.
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  We're we're we're gonna push forward.
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  OK? We're gonna talk about
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  Zombieland. So I've got the information
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  right here. Here.
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  You're ready to kick it off. Announcements.
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  Oh yeah, we do do announcements also, yeah.
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  Do do, I don't have a traditional show announcement,
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  but I just want to say that if you are LGBTQ, if you are a
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  person of color, if you are an immigrant, if you are
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  neurodivergent, if you are disabled, if you have chronic
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  illness, if you are somebody with reproductive concerns, if
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  you are somebody that's fucking terrified of what's coming up,
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  we get it and we love you and we're fucking terrified too.
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  And we want this to continue to be a safe space where we can
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  talk about things that make us happy and take us away from the
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  horrors of the world for a little bit, while also
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  acknowledging that those horrors are very real and looking for
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  opportunities to fight against it.
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  So just know that we're here and we love you.
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  Yeah, this is a place everybody's welcome to.
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  So yeah, we're going to try and keep this as like a positive
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  place for people to escape to during bad times.
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  You know, everybody's going to need a lot of that in the next
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  little bit, so let's continue to just add on a bunch of bright
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  spots in our world and just be good people throughout all of us
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  because it sucks so. Enjoy the little things.
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  Enjoy the little things. Yeah, roll number, whatever. 32.
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  Roll #32 enjoy the little things.
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  Yeah, that's very important right now, so.
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  It's important to speak out and to fight for what you believe
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  in, but it's also important to take those moments when you can.
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  When? You can get them.
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  All of this stuff consume your entire life.
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  You're just not going to be a happy person.
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  You're going to be miserable and it's understandable energy.
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  To fight it. Yeah, it's understandable to be
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  consumed in it, but you also can't let it entirely take you
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  over. So yeah, let's, let's make this,
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  let's have fun, let's have fun, let's enjoy our time, and yeah,
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  we'll push forward. So OK, I am ready to talk about
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  Zombieland. Let's let's have some fun.
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  So OK, Zombieland premiered September 25th, 2009 at the
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  Austin Fantastic Fest with its wide release like a week later
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  in October 2nd, 2009. So yeah, we watched it on our
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  DVD because. Fuck Netflix.
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  It's available to stream on Netflix if you have the correct
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  tier. If you do, if you are not a poor
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  and do the ad tiers like most of us, we we can't watch it on
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  Netflix, so we have it on our DVD.
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  That's why physical media is important, people.
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  Yeah, that's why you do it. And if you local.
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  Half Price books. I'm pretty sure that's where we
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  got this from. Yeah, probably.
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  Yeah, it was definitely second hand HPB.
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  Yeah, HPB. If you would rather not do
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  either of those, though, you can rent it on Apple YouTube,
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  Fandango at home or Amazon. OK.
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  Written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, directed by Reuben
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  Fleischer, music by David Sardi and special effects by Tony
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  Gardner. Who?
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  We have been talking about recently on the Truckee series.
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  Yeah, What up, Mr. Truckee? Yeah, he had a team of a bunch
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  of people, but some people that I have, there's.
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  A lot of zombies. Yeah, well, I I have a couple
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  people here to drop along with the two because they seem like
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  they were of importance. Tammy Ashmore and Barney Berman,
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  so they also assisted with BB and TATNA.
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  Exactly. Exactly.
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  All right, starring Jesse Eisenberg as Mark, I mean
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  Columbus. Mark.
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  Zuckerberg, Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee, Emma Stone as
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  Wichita and Abigail Breslin as Little Rock.
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  You don't have to go so hard on the S.
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  Breslin. Breslin.
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  Breslin. Breslin.
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  Breslin, Bobby. Newport.
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  OK, we're just messing around here, Jesse.
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  Let's be serious, OK, Time for our favorite game on the show
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  budget or but Ted. Just budget.
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  Just budget. No.
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  So this budget. Oh yeah, we have definitely
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  budget. I had to stop myself because I
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  was mortally offended that you left off Bill Murray.
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  Look, man, look, there are a lot of people that I could have just
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  thrown on. They're all Willy nilly.
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  I didn't want to do that. I'm sorry, are you implying that
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  Bill Murray is either or is either Willy or Milly?
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  He has the ability to be either, but in this movie he's neither.
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  He's neither Willy nor Nilly. OK, so then what stopped you
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  from throwing him on there? He's a cameo.
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  He's an important cameo. Not really.
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  It's a character shift for Columbus.
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  It's. An extended gag.
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  It's really not a character shift.
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  It doesn't really have any impact at all.
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  We'll go into some of that a little bit.
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  Our fun facts, too. OK.
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  But you are correct. The budget for this movie is $23
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  million. Opening box office, 24,000,000.
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  OK Worldwide gross, 102. Fuck, yeah.
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  Yeah, I was part of that. I saw this in theaters.
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  It's a good time. I don't feel like I don't
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  remember when I first saw this actually.
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  Was it with me? I truly I really don't know.
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  OK, well the IMDb 7.5. Alright, that's a fucking good
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  IMDb score. That's a very good IMDb score.
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  OK so IMDb Raiders are a bunch of chodes at times.
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  They they can be, yeah. You might be offended at some of
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  these reviews coming up. Maybe not, though.
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  I don't know. So I've got a theme for some
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  movies that also released in 2009 and they are who don't know
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  who you are or who I am. OK cuz they all did like their
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  fake. Names, yes.
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  OK, yeah, got. It I see where you came up with
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  that. Thank you for getting it
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  immediately cuz I could I felt like I might need to explain
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  that one but thank you for also explaining it to people that
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  didn't get it. OK, so the first movie is
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  Orphan. Did you hear that there's going
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  to be 1/3? One I did, yeah.
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  I'm super excited because I like the second one a lot too.
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  I'm in love with the second one. I thought.
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  I can't wait to watch it again. Honestly, I can't believe we've
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  only watched it once since we've seen it.
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  Yeah, I kind of seen this, seen that news made me actually just
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  want to watch the first one again.
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  So we should do both maybe sometime soon.
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  But that released July 24th, 2009 with a $20 million budget,
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  $78 million gross and a 7 out of 10 on IMDb.
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  So that also did really well. Yeah.
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  OK, well earned. Next up, sorority row.
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  I love that movie, too. This is the Josh Stolberg.
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  Yeah, obviously. Yeah, don't know who's getting
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  the revenge this time around. Yeah, somebody.
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  Don't know if he's English or American.
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  Either perhaps even our main villain doesn't know who he is,
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  if he's American or British. Yeah, that's been a thing that
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  we've been encountering a lot lately with movies.
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  We saw it on the Bye Bye Man earlier this.
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  Week As much as I love trying to pick out wigs and movies, I also
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  love trying to pick when somebody is doing an American
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  accent, which for the record I am not judging them for.
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  You all have heard my British accent on here.
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  I have no space to judge, but it is just fun to pick out.
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  It is, yeah. So Sorority Row came out
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  9/11/2009 $12 million Budget $27 million Gross 5.1 IMDb.
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  Rude. OK, I figured you might be
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  offended by that 1 I think. My my feelings are hurt actually
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  at that. It's a it's a fun slasher movie,
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  but I can understand people being like it's mid.
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  I you feel like Stolberg is a very divisive writer in the
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  horror community. Sometimes he knocks him out of
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  the park like Piranha 3D if he's doing remakes, but this one
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  right here, I don't think he captured it quite as well.
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  I love it though. Yeah, I loved it too.
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  Yeah. All right.
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  Final movie, Halloween 2. She don't you, you don't even
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  know who she is. She didn't know she was Lori
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  Strode. No, tell no.
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  She's she thought she was Laurie Shredd.
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  She didn't know she was baby. Also I think.
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  Angel, Angel. Angel yeah.
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  Also in this movie, I think Brad Duriff doesn't know if he's
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  talking to Andy or Annie. In this movie, He's like he's
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  getting his wires. Crossed with trucky and there
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  were several times last time. We watched this and he.
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  Would go Annie. Yeah.
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  Wait, what? Yeah, Come on, Brad.
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  Are you murdering what's happening?
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  So there's a lot of layers to it on this one, but that really he.
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  Was a mad, said dad. So.
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  He was a mad said dad. Yeah, he didn't know that part.
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  At least he knew that much about him.
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  Yeah. Which I guess maybe Chucky can
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  be too. Yeah, because he's a dad now.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  PP All right, so that released August 28th, 2915 million
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  budgets worldwide gross 39 million.
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  All right, 39 for a Halloween movie.
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  For that one, again, it's big. I'm prepared.
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  I'm prepared to have my feelings hurt by this IMDb score, so I'm
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  just happy that it grossed that much.
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  I walked to the fucking theater to watch that movie.
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  You know that I didn't drive there.
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  I fucking walked from my friend's house.
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  You. Almost did your Donald Pleasant,
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  he said. You know that.
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  Yeah, and you're right. I mean the IMDb is a 4.8.
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  It could be worse. I feel like it's gone up since
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  we covered these. Maybe, I don't know so.
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  I feel like I remember being more offended.
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  The funny thing is, like I until I saw the IMDb score, I was
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  like, Oh yeah, people hate this one because Halloween.
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  And it's just kind of took all the hatred away from two.
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  Yeah. It's all just been like diverted
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  over there, that energy. I was like, you know what?
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  In hindsight. I mean, I'm kind of that's where
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  I landed with it, so I defend. Both of these movies.
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  I know you do. Yeah.
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  OK, so let's do some tag lines. So the one on the poster not up
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  or shut up. OK.
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  OK. Yeah, All right.
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  And for the rest, I'm pulling out the phone because I couldn't
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  write down. The phone.
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  All right, our land is their land.
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  OK. Welcome to Zombieland.
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  OK, a ton of fun. That's.
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  Just a review. You might be a pulseless zombie
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  if you don't get a kick out of this film.
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  Is that Jeff Foxworthy right there?
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  You might be a pulseless zombie. Was that was that his stand up
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  when like Zombieland happens? The you might be redneck thing.
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  So the Blue Collar Comedy Tour got really popular in the arts
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  and I know for sure I watched that several times with my
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  family. I remember seeing it too.
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  Yeah. So yeah.
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  Where the cable guy was the biggest shit back in the day.
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  I remember that much. OK, this one I can't.
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  Tell if you mean that like affectionately or derogatorily.
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  I didn't care one way or another, but everybody I knew
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  cared. OK.
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  Every way or another. Alright, this one.
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  This is kind of funny. Yeah.
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  Super Bad meets Shaun of the Dead.
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  Are you saying that? You saying that because you
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  think he looks like Michael Cera?
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  Is that really it? Where's the Super bad come from?
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  Just like this guy kind of looks like Michael Cera.
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  And there's zombies. So funny movie and Michael Cera
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  movie. Go.
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  Desperate for sex? Not to the same extent.
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  Chaotic best friend takes your own wacky adventures.
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  Emma Stone. Emma Stone.
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  I forgot Emma Stone was in that movie.
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  OK, Emma Stone's a good connection.
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  This one is in language that I'm not familiar with, I think.
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  So don't read it. Let's not go there right now.
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  OK, I let's not. I really wanted to try it.
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  Looks like it's German, so OK, you know, never mind.
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  We won't do it. OK.
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  I'm Comedy D Ushkent. OK, Did I do OK?
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  Yeah, I think you did OK. I don't speak German so I can't
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  tell you like for sure. But it wasn't disrespectful.
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  No, I don't think so. It didn't feel disrespectful.
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  It didn't come from a disrespectful place.
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  OK, this place is so dead. That's good.
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  I like that one. That's the only one we would
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  come up. With yeah, that's the only one
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  that got like a legitimate chuckle out of me so far.
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  All right, survival role in #21 avoid strip clubs.
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  Survival role in #28 get a kick ass partner.
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  Oh, I wonder if there were like different iterations of the
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  posters with like. I wonder if they put them in
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  these places like like put that poster in a strip club.
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  Because I'm thinking like, I'm, I know you're sick of hearing me
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  talk about it, but I know Wicked has a shit ton of posters right
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  now like highlighting all of the main characters.
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  So they've got like. That would make sense.
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  Like 12 different posters or something right now.
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  Well. I got two more, two more from
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  the survival ones. Survival rule #4 don't be a hero
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  and survival rule #1 cardio, and then finally a comedy that
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  kills. That one's kind of I get it.
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  I get it but. They're not really the best tag
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  lines. I like this place is so dead.
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  Yeah, that one was a good one. That was a good one.
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  OK, so let's do some fun facts. Facts.
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  So this was originally written back in 2005 as ATV pilots.
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  Oh. Yeah.
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  So it was written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick back then.
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  And then Fleischer decided to assist in developing it into a
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  screenplay. And when he was doing that, he
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  was the one that came up with the idea for making it a road
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  story and also making an end destination, which they made it
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  the amusement park. OK.
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  I I have a lot of thoughts about that that I'll share when we get
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  into our breakdown. OK.
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  He always envisioned the director, Ruben, that is always
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  envisioned Harrelson as the lead.
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  He wanted the character to be bigger and better than a typical
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  zombie movie. So he arranged a meeting with
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  them in New York. They met at a vegan restaurant.
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  So he sat there for a while, super nervous, and then a little
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  bit later than normal, Woody Harrelson came in on
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  rollerblades with torn up jeans he had.
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  Wasn't this part of one of our prompts in our game last night?
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  A vegan on rocket powered rollerblade.
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  It kind of was. Yeah.
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  Well, maybe this is what happened to him.
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  It's like I got to get to that meeting.
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  So what happened was he was rollerblading from his hotel to
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  the meeting in Central Park, tripped and fell, then proceeded
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  to have to ask for directions on how to get there because he got
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  lost. Am I Woody Harrelson?
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  You might be Woody Harrelson, yeah.
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  If you told me I did this, I'd be like, I don't remember it,
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  but that sounds like me. Yeah, so after all things
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  settled, they sat down, they had their dinner.
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  He liked Ruben, he liked the script also, but he presented 4
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  conditions that needed to be met before he signed on to do it.
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  First two are cast and crew related which they didn't reveal
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  what it was but he said that they were very fair so he didn't
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  have any problems with that. I hope that means it was like.
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  Probably people he works with like.
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  People he works with, But I also wonder if it's like provisions
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  and whatnot to be provided. Well, that kind of goes into
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  third. The third condition is it has to
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  be environmentally conscious. So and then the 4th one, Ruben
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  had to agree to eat dairy free for an entire week.
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  Wow, yeah, I did not know that Woody Harrelson was vegan.
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  Vegan. Yeah, big time vegan.
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  Apparently so. And what happened was Reuben
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  actually agreed to do that, but he continued for a vegetarian
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  diet for the following eleven months afterwards.
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  Oh, wow. Yeah.
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  So I think from when they started that all the way to,
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  like, finishing everything, which I thought was kind of cool
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  that they did that. So the original characters that
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  they had were called Flagstaff, Albuquerque, Wichita and
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  Stillwater. Don't they use Flagstaff and
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  Albuquerque in the sequel? Flagstaff ends up being Thomas
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  Middleditch and Albuquerque ends up becoming Luke Wilson.
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  Perfect. I tried to check the other names
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  for the sequels to see if any of them were Stillwater, but no,
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  none of them were. But yeah, I thought that that
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  was really cool too, that they use the alternate names for
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  that. Also, I forgot to mention back
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  when we were talking about the TV show, but they didn't end up
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  actually doing a pilot for that. It's on Amazon.
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  Yeah. And it did not get picked up.
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  And it is because apparently the fans had such a bad reaction to
• 21:57
  the idea of it becoming ATV show.
• 21:59
  Everybody hated it and it essentially got it like
• 22:03
  cancelled before it even got started.
• 22:04
  And Reuben Fleischer actually, like, blames the fans.
• 22:08
  He's like, I don't understand why the fans hated it, but like,
• 22:11
  you guys have literally hated it out of existence.
• 22:13
  That was his quote right there. So yeah, it didn't happen.
• 22:19
  There was an original, like originally a different person
• 22:23
  that was going to be the cameo other than Bill Murray.
• 22:26
  When it was originally written, it was going to be Patrick
• 22:28
  Swayze. He was going to be a zombified
• 22:31
  person of himself and he was also just going to be dancing.
• 22:35
  And there's also going to be references to like his ghost
• 22:39
  scene with the the Quay, whatever and.
• 22:44
  Everybody knows what scene you're referring.
• 22:46
  To good. OK, good.
• 22:48
  He wasn't able to do it though because he was ill at the time
• 22:52
  and he actually ended up passing away that September of 2009.
• 22:55
  So Oh my. God, I can't believe it's been
• 22:57
  that long since Patrick Swayze died.
• 22:58
  Yeah. Souls of the damned living in my
• 23:04
  water bottle. It's fine.
• 23:06
  Yeah. So you're good.
• 23:12
  I'll take it down the car. Opening it so I could get water.
• 23:16
  I don't know why that like long drawn.
• 23:18
  I thought that that was like the end of it.
• 23:20
  It's never the end. That's why Tanya hates this
• 23:22
  water bottle. I'm gonna keep all that in just
• 23:25
  that way. You all know what Travis deals
• 23:27
  with on a weekly. Basis I'm sorry you guys were
• 23:30
  punished. OK so the original cameo that
• 23:35
  was gonna OK other people considered for the cameo after
• 23:39
  Patrick Swayze couldn't do it still alone.
• 23:42
  OK, Joe Pesci. Oh man, Joe Pesci would have
• 23:47
  been fun. Mark Hamill the Rock.
• 23:53
  I listen. The rock is.
• 23:55
  Fun. This is back before he got too
• 23:57
  too serious about his persona. I think this was fun Rocks.
• 24:00
  So 2009. This is Tooth Fairy rock.
• 24:03
  Yeah. OK.
• 24:04
  Yeah, OK. Kevin Bacon.
• 24:07
  Could have also been very fun. Jean Quad Van Damme.
• 24:11
  I heard he's not super fun on set.
• 24:13
  That's what I've heard too. Yeah, I've also heard Bill
• 24:15
  Murray's a Dick. So you.
• 24:16
  Know I can believe that actually, but he's really funny
• 24:19
  so that's I don't know anything. I hate how he's the worst person
• 24:24
  but he's fucking funny. Like that's all that makes up
• 24:26
  for almost everything, always. Make up for almost everything.
• 24:30
  It's that seemingly just separating the art from the art
• 24:33
  it's. Kind of moment.
• 24:34
  That's fair. And Van Damme stuff I don't care
• 24:37
  about so. He makes some cool action
• 24:38
  movies. He was in Predator.
• 24:43
  Yeah, he was. Yeah, he was.
• 24:45
  Yeah. I think about for a second, but
• 24:48
  yeah. OK.
• 24:50
  And finally, the one that I wanted personally, Matthew
• 24:54
  McConaughey. Oh my God, I think he would have
• 24:57
  been amazing as a cameo in this. I My top three from that list
• 25:03
  would be Joe Pesci, Mark Hamill and Matthew McConaughey, in no
• 25:06
  particular order, but obviously Hamill would be the top pick for
• 25:10
  me. Hamill would be pretty sweet,
• 25:11
  too. Yeah, I like his.
• 25:13
  They could have just made him there too, you know, Whatever.
• 25:16
  Yeah. OK, so the original actor
• 25:20
  though, whoever they picked from that lot, they had to drop out a
• 25:24
  week before filming. So Woody Harrelson made a couple
• 25:29
  of calls himself and then he managed to get Bill Murray
• 25:33
  involved in do to do the cameo. And apparently most of those
• 25:37
  scenes that they did were improvised, which I kind of get.
• 25:42
  And it makes sense how it plays out on screen because that's
• 25:46
  actually Woody Harrelson probably fanboying over Bill and
• 25:49
  Murray instead of him. Because like, I was thinking
• 25:51
  about that and I'm like, is he really a big fan of Bill Murray
• 25:54
  like this or is he just playing a character that is?
• 25:57
  But I think now I know that that was actually just him nerding
• 26:00
  out to Bill Murray on film. I could truly believe Emma Stone
• 26:05
  just being really excited to, like, act out some Ghostbusters.
• 26:09
  Yeah, she's probably done that a million times.
• 26:12
  So, like, I could see all of that being and Abigail Breslin.
• 26:16
  I feel like Abigail Breslin probably knew who he was, but
• 26:19
  she was actually just a little taught at the time, too.
• 26:21
  Yeah. She'd grown up in, you know, the
• 26:23
  show business. She and Jesse Eisenberg didn't
• 26:26
  get a lot of screen time with him.
• 26:28
  Yeah. So, yeah, that's.
• 26:31
  That's not fun Facts. Cool.
• 26:33
  Yeah. So now let's go into our good,
• 26:36
  bad, ugly and absurd Jesse and kick it off.
• 26:38
  What did you like? Yeah, and I just think the whole
• 26:41
  thing is it's stylized in a way that I really like, you know,
• 26:45
  having like random flashes to the rules.
• 26:48
  I think the narration is done in just the right kind of way.
• 26:52
  It it's not intrusive, but it does just enough to like fill in
• 26:56
  the gaps for us in like, 'cause this is a more light hearted
• 27:02
  kind of movie. Like instead of us having to
• 27:04
  like pick up context clues on every little thing, you know,
• 27:08
  we're just getting the gaps filled in here and there.
• 27:10
  And I think that's fine. The humor is really there on
• 27:15
  point for me. Let's see.
• 27:19
  Love the cast. This is a stellar cast.
• 27:23
  I think they all have really fantastic chemistry.
• 27:27
  And I love the final set piece being at the amusement park
• 27:31
  'cause I think it's just such it.
• 27:36
  And you know, I'm, I'm such an amusement park fan, right?
• 27:40
  So having this place that represents like joy and
• 27:43
  happiness and thrills, but like you're defeating your fears in
• 27:47
  like a safe space. But like, it actually becomes
• 27:51
  the center of like violence and chaos.
• 27:54
  And it the set pieces are used in such a fun way, like when
• 27:58
  they're on the one little like roller coaster.
• 28:00
  And the zombies. Are chasing after them or the
• 28:02
  whole thing with the drop tower. Every time they drop down, it's
• 28:05
  like a different storm they have to fight.
• 28:07
  It's funny. I think it's just I I love that
• 28:10
  as a final ending piece. I when I was looking for bad
• 28:14
  reviews because I knew that we both liked it.
• 28:17
  Now seemed to be the number one complaint from people was the
• 28:20
  amusement park at the end. The thing that drove people the
• 28:25
  most crazy was the fact that they were operating the riots
• 28:28
  without anybody there. Oh no, I'm not saying
• 28:32
  logistically that it makes any fucking sense.
• 28:34
  But this is not a movie where you have to think about the
• 28:37
  logistics. Because I can tear that stuff
• 28:39
  apart and I will talk about that in a minute.
• 28:41
  Yeah, I, I agree with you. But we let, we're able to let
• 28:44
  that go because we allow that. Yeah, a lot of people weren't.
• 28:48
  They like, saw that and they're like, wait a minute.
• 28:52
  I'm starting to think this movie might not be historically
• 28:54
  accurate. I'm starting to think they
• 28:55
  didn't actually kill Bill Murray.
• 28:59
  So yeah, I just, I have a lot of fun with this movie.
• 29:03
  OK, cool. My goods, a lot of them are kind
• 29:06
  of similar to yours there. The first one I had was I love
• 29:10
  the rule system. It's such a smart thing to
• 29:13
  implement in this movie because it's constantly giving you like
• 29:17
  a little gags. Like I love how they like
• 29:19
  display the rules anytime just like like a little thing happens
• 29:22
  and like it's hardly acknowledged.
• 29:23
  It's like kind of in the background sometimes.
• 29:24
  Yes. And that's, that's what I mean
• 29:26
  with like the stylization, it's like one of those just sort of
• 29:29
  like look for it and it it'll pop up there.
• 29:31
  And it's always done in different ways too.
• 29:32
  Yeah, and they're also smart with how they use them as like a
• 29:36
  joke every now and then to it. It's really smartly written like
• 29:41
  that. I also think the physical comedy
• 29:43
  is really good in this, too. Jesse Eisenberg gets, like, real
• 29:48
  points for me in this movie. He is so fucking funny.
• 29:51
  He knows the awkward, like, person so well.
• 29:57
  Yeah. But like, I've seen him do other
• 29:59
  things too. Like, he's like, actually a
• 30:00
  really good actor. But like, I would never, if I
• 30:05
  had not seen this movie, if I had seen him say that man can be
• 30:08
  a funny. He can be a funny I, but he
• 30:14
  proved me wrong here. And then Woody Harrelson did the
• 30:16
  same thing, too. I don't really see him as, like,
• 30:18
  much of A comedic actor too much.
• 30:20
  And I know he's got, like, a lot of legendary comedy movies, like
• 30:22
  Kingpins and like other things like that.
• 30:24
  But yeah, I don't know. I'm more familiar with him and,
• 30:28
  like, the serious stuff. And I'm actually kind of
• 30:31
  surprised at how well this cast has chemistry because, again, on
• 30:35
  paper, I wouldn't think these people would gel as well as they
• 30:38
  do. But everybody there, like,
• 30:39
  actually clicks pretty well. Yeah.
• 30:42
  And one thing that I really like about this movie is that they
• 30:45
  didn't kill any of them off for, like, an emotional beat in the
• 30:50
  movie, which I feel like a lot of movies like this would do.
• 30:52
  Yeah. They would kill off Tallahassee
• 30:55
  or Wichita. Yeah.
• 30:58
  Something like that. You know what I mean?
• 31:00
  And just to try and like, you know, put some emotional levity
• 31:04
  into the movie. But no, this movie was like,
• 31:07
  let's just have fun. Yes.
• 31:09
  And that's exactly what it is. OK, So what are the bads?
• 31:15
  So, yeah, it it really is like when you start doing a
• 31:18
  logistical breakdown, you know, if they're trying to present
• 31:21
  this as being this universe, you know what I mean?
• 31:26
  It it doesn't really hold up, you know it doesn't yes, it and
• 31:32
  I think the main thing, as much as I love that final set piece
• 31:34
  being at the amusement park, it doesn't really make sense that
• 31:37
  these two people who have been very crafty and very keen on
• 31:42
  their own survival and have taken so many precautionary
• 31:45
  steps would just flip on the lights and music for an entire
• 31:51
  amusement park in the middle of the night like.
• 31:54
  Yeah, that. And I get it 'cause I think for
• 31:57
  her, like for Wichita, she was really trying to give her little
• 32:00
  sister that moment of just getting to be a kid again.
• 32:03
  And I think maybe it was a little bit overshadowed by that.
• 32:06
  So I'll give it a sense of human error.
• 32:07
  But also, they've been living in this world for two years now.
• 32:11
  Has it been two years? I thought it was six months.
• 32:13
  Is it 6 months? For some reason I thought it was
• 32:15
  two years. OK, so.
• 32:17
  Actually, hold on, I got it written down here at the
• 32:20
  beginning, two months since outbreak.
• 32:23
  I wrote two years ago. It's two months.
• 32:27
  Well, that explains how we hadn't made it to Columbus yet.
• 32:30
  It shouldn't have taken that long.
• 32:31
  OK, yeah. So that helps a little bit then.
• 32:35
  Yeah, I think the thing with the amusement park is that it was
• 32:38
  also built up as like, this magical land.
• 32:43
  Yeah. What was the movie we watched
• 32:45
  recently where they go to, they all have to give away their
• 32:50
  weapons and they go into, like, this four of, like, hippies.
• 32:56
  That's the sequel. Yeah.
• 32:58
  My God that's so weird. If you're joking or not, well.
• 33:04
  The same thing kind of happens in that movie where, hey, this
• 33:08
  is a magical place where zombies can't get you.
• 33:10
  You know what? I.
• 33:11
  Mean actually had a wall around the whole commune.
• 33:14
  And it still got breached. Yeah, but I'm just saying it's a
• 33:17
  little bit different than like a music park.
• 33:19
  It's a little bit different, but it's still the same thing.
• 33:21
  It's this like magical thing that everybody's been like word
• 33:23
  is spread across the land. Like this is like the safe
• 33:26
  haven. And in reality it's not OK.
• 33:31
  OK, yeah, that's so funny. I was like what the fuck was?
• 33:35
  So my other stuff kind of goes out the window realizing that I
• 33:38
  wrote down years instead of months.
• 33:40
  Let me hear them just for the sake of it.
• 33:43
  Like I one of the things that I always do whenever I'm watching
• 33:47
  any like zombie media is I think of The Stand when things started
• 33:51
  going like haywire and I read Stephen King's version.
• 33:58
  I'm not familiar with either. So I mean, they're both by
• 34:01
  Stephen King, but there's one that's like significantly cut
• 34:03
  down, I think like theatrical cut versus director's cut,
• 34:07
  right. OK.
• 34:08
  So this would be like the director's cut kind of, and it's
• 34:13
  much longer. But there's like this, like
• 34:15
  several series of chapters of like the different ways that
• 34:18
  like society broke down, like when gas started to go bad and
• 34:21
  then they couldn't figure out a way to pump up the gas from the
• 34:23
  ground because that requires electricity.
• 34:25
  And of course, electricity is out.
• 34:27
  And people using weapons that are old and haven't been fired
• 34:30
  and maintained recently. And so those are backfiring out.
• 34:33
  Like, there's so many like little things that you don't
• 34:35
  really think about when you're watching and consuming a lot of
• 34:37
  zombie media. And so that is like always there
• 34:41
  in the back of my mind when I watch stuff like this.
• 34:43
  So I'm watching them get into these cars and I'm like, are
• 34:45
  those cars even still driveable after sitting there for two
• 34:48
  years? So now that I know it's only
• 34:50
  been two months. Yeah, it does make a difference.
• 34:53
  But also at the same time, I just kind of think that these
• 34:55
  movies kind of also go by video game rules where, like, that's
• 34:59
  fair. If I'm playing a video game and
• 35:00
  I go to a car, I'm driving that car.
• 35:03
  Yeah, because it's just fun. That's kind of the rules.
• 35:06
  I think they went with this movie.
• 35:07
  It's definitely the rules Tallahassee went with.
• 35:09
  That's true. Yeah.
• 35:11
  My bad for this is I don't really have a whole lot, but I
• 35:15
  think I could have used a little bit more zombie action going on
• 35:21
  here for Zombieland. I know that that's this movie
• 35:25
  isn't. I think this movie is more
• 35:27
  primarily a comedy than it is a horror movie, but I would have
• 35:32
  liked for it to be like, make the scales even a little bit.
• 35:37
  Give me, give me a little bit more horror.
• 35:39
  Because you got a fucking Tony Gardner.
• 35:42
  Yeah, They're doing the special effects.
• 35:43
  You got like a guy that's like top class in the business.
• 35:47
  And there were several times when we get close up on a
• 35:49
  zombie's face and I would be like, man, they did a really
• 35:51
  good job on this makeup. They did a great job, and I
• 35:54
  would have liked to have seen more interactions with them.
• 35:57
  I mean, they have some, but they're also just kind of played
• 35:59
  up as, like, comedic bits, too. Yeah.
• 36:02
  I think it would have been cool to lean into some, like, scary
• 36:04
  moments here or there, too, just to kind of like, shake it up a
• 36:06
  little bit, you know what I mean?
• 36:08
  Yeah. So yeah, that's really the only
• 36:10
  bad thing I have to say, though. OK, Ugly.
• 36:16
  So I feel kind of weird about that scene when they're
• 36:21
  somewhere in the like Southwest and they're in a store that is
• 36:28
  like primarily like. Native American, Yes.
• 36:31
  Yeah, it feels weird that that's the store that they chose to do
• 36:36
  like their little rage room on I.
• 36:38
  Don't think it was anything targeted I think.
• 36:40
  It was targeted or intentional, and I get it, 'cause they're
• 36:42
  like in the Southwest. So I was just like, there's like
• 36:44
  one point where Abigail Breslin is like wearing like a full
• 36:46
  headdress, like running through the store.
• 36:49
  Yeah. And I don't think there was
• 36:52
  anything intentional about it, but I also, I'm just kind of
• 36:56
  like, it's kind of a weird choice to make.
• 36:59
  I guess, yeah. I don't know.
• 37:01
  It didn't bother me any. At what point does it become
• 37:04
  like being interested in another culture?
• 37:08
  You know what I mean? Like, I don't think we should be
• 37:10
  like, I hate it when people like gate keep cultures, you know,
• 37:13
  like I think it's OK for people to be interested in other
• 37:17
  people's cultures and, and. I completely get that, and I
• 37:21
  understand what you're saying, but I don't think what they were
• 37:23
  doing was being interested in a different culture.
• 37:26
  I think like wearing The thing is, but like destroying the
• 37:29
  store, Yeah. I mean, I don't think that
• 37:31
  they're like, I hate these people and it's like destroying
• 37:35
  everything. It's happening.
• 37:36
  Either I think, you know, like I said, I think it's because,
• 37:39
  like, oh, we're in the Southwest and this is, you know, a common
• 37:43
  type of store you might see because Indigenous folks were
• 37:47
  pushed off their land, and this is how they're forced to be able
• 37:50
  to, you know, eek by in poverty. Yeah.
• 37:54
  But, you know, I don't know. I was just, like, watching that
• 37:57
  scene. I was just like, it's a little
• 37:58
  bit off to me. OK, so my ugly is the way that
• 38:10
  Wichita and Little Rock are constantly taking advantage of
• 38:14
  people and conning them. OK, yeah, honest people.
• 38:19
  Nobody that they con were actually bad people.
• 38:22
  One of them was a guy that was recently divorced and one of
• 38:26
  the, you know, was a little bit sweet on Emma Stone.
• 38:32
  And then the other two multiple times.
• 38:35
  Little Little Rock and fuck I keep Wichita to.
• 38:40
  Be fair, saying that the gas station guy was a little bit
• 38:43
  sweet on her is I think over romanticizing it.
• 38:47
  He liked her ass as she was looking around for lost jewelry.
• 38:51
  That's part of being sweet on somebody, being physically
• 38:53
  attractive. Just like you make it sound like
• 38:57
  they've flirted and gotten to know each other like no saw her
• 39:01
  at the pump. She flirted with him, but she
• 39:03
  was leading him on. You know what I mean?
• 39:05
  Like, I mean, in his mind, that is what happened.
• 39:09
  Yeah. So and then also Columbus and
• 39:13
  Tallahassee, they, like, stopped to help them multiple times, and
• 39:16
  they just kept fucking them over.
• 39:17
  Yeah. Like, no trust.
• 39:19
  You got to have some trust and people.
• 39:22
  You have some faith in humanity. That's really the only ugly I
• 39:26
  could see from this. OK, absurd.
• 39:31
  Absurd. I think truthfully, there are
• 39:42
  plenty of absurd moments with this.
• 39:44
  You know, I think the little vignettes, they have to like
• 39:48
  potential, like kills of the week.
• 39:51
  Like, I like how we just accept that they know that those happen
• 39:55
  and what to do. And the fact that it goes to a
• 39:56
  nun who had a piano rig to drop onto a zombie.
• 40:00
  I like that we got the cartoon logic in the movie, but I just
• 40:04
  think it was kind of funny, a little bit over the top, but in
• 40:06
  a good way, a way that works. As we've said before, we love
• 40:09
  absurd for sure. Yeah.
• 40:11
  But yeah. Mine is when they are at Bill
• 40:16
  Murray's mansion and they are smoking weed with Bill Murray
• 40:21
  smoking the hookah. Hookah.
• 40:23
  That's going to fuck your hookah up.
• 40:25
  Yeah. That's not good for your hookah.
• 40:27
  Don't do that. I wonder if that's like a
• 40:29
  dedicated weed hookah. I don't even know if those
• 40:31
  exists. I'm just saying like, I wonder
• 40:34
  if that's like what he specifically uses that one for.
• 40:36
  I mean, he could, but I've never seen one before in my life.
• 40:40
  I've never heard of one so, but I'm not saying, though I'm not
• 40:45
  saying it's impossible. It's possible.
• 40:47
  The other thing is I love how Columbus, when he's trying to
• 40:55
  figure out what Wichita's type is with Little Rock, he's like
• 41:02
  oh is he like, oh she goes for the bad guys?
• 41:04
  Like oh OK, I just love this stuff right there.
• 41:10
  Honestly, his character is just absurd.
• 41:12
  He's like this just this fucking nerdy, uptight guy and the fact
• 41:16
  that he is able to thrive in this world just because he has a
• 41:19
  list of rules. I.
• 41:20
  Love that because it's so, like, against expectations.
• 41:25
  And I think that's part of what makes this movie work, as part
• 41:28
  of what makes the dynamic between him and Woody Harrelson
• 41:30
  work. Yeah.
• 41:32
  And it gives us so much of the structure for this movie, like
• 41:35
  the following the rules and then seeing how different people
• 41:37
  interpret those rules. I also love how everybody is
• 41:39
  like, anti seat belt except for him.
• 41:42
  And he proves time and time again why it's important.
• 41:44
  That's true. Yeah.
• 41:45
  It comes up many times in this movie.
• 41:48
  OK, so let's rate it. 9. I think I'm right there with
• 41:52
  you. I think it's a nine.
• 41:54
  OK, that's really easy math and I appreciate that 999.
• 41:58
  OK all. Right, let's get into it.
• 42:04
  So we start off learning that there is no more America.
• 42:08
  This is the United States of zombie land.
• 42:11
  And I like that the first zombie we get is, in fact, the
• 42:14
  president. Oh, is that what it?
• 42:16
  Is yeah, that was the implication because that was his
• 42:18
  vehicle flipped over and there was like a little flag pin on
• 42:22
  his. I just saw somebody at the White
• 42:24
  House. I didn't realize, OK.
• 42:26
  Now he's attacking his Secret Service.
• 42:28
  Interesting. Wow, I never gathered that in my
• 42:31
  entire time of watching this movie.
• 42:33
  And I will point out he is in fact somebody at the White
• 42:36
  House. Yeah, but I'm meaning rando, OK?
• 42:43
  OK, so this is where he talks about how he has survived
• 42:46
  because he's got a set of rules. He lives by rule #1 cardio, he
• 42:53
  said. You know, the people that are a
• 42:55
  little bit more physically fit were the ones that were
• 42:58
  surviving longer in Zombieland. Yeah.
• 43:02
  So you know, it's important to stay in shape.
• 43:05
  Rule #2 double tap, double tap, which that's important.
• 43:08
  I preach that in all kinds of movies.
• 43:11
  I think mostly because of this movie is where they brought it
• 43:13
  up. But yeah, that's definitely
• 43:15
  where like the phrase has become so like popularized.
• 43:20
  But I I know we we have shouted double tap and headshot multiple
• 43:25
  times on this. Podcast if you think he got him,
• 43:28
  go in for the final kill. That's what Dewey should have
• 43:30
  done in Screen 5. Yeah, it it he, like he said,
• 43:33
  he's like, don't get precious about your ammunition at the
• 43:35
  moment where you're not sure if a zombie's alive or dead.
• 43:38
  Exactly. Rule #3 Beware of bathrooms.
• 43:42
  We should always be aware of bathrooms anyway.
• 43:44
  I've said multiple times bathrooms are one of the
• 43:46
  scariest rooms in the house. Travis scared the shit out of me
• 43:49
  in the bathroom earlier. I did.
• 43:51
  Not literally, but yeah, So Scout likes to get into the
• 43:55
  bathtub after we shower because she's a fucking weirdo.
• 44:00
  And sometimes she's just so desperate to get in there.
• 44:03
  She'll like, like, bat at the bathroom door.
• 44:06
  And she gets really desperate at times.
• 44:07
  And today I was like, dude, you need to chill out.
• 44:11
  And Travis was out getting food, and it's getting really
• 44:13
  aggressive. And so I opened the door and
• 44:15
  there's a man there who's Travis I got also.
• 44:19
  Scout I got, she got worked up because you were in there and
• 44:23
  she wanted in there. So she was meowing while I was,
• 44:24
  I'm like, oh, this is my time. So I just like right, I got down
• 44:28
  on Scout's level down at the bottom of the door.
• 44:30
  I just started knocking on the door I.
• 44:33
  Really thought it was scout it. Was so funny, like I just
• 44:37
  hearing you actually talk to this guy like scow, scow this
• 44:41
  is. My conversation with her every
• 44:44
  morning before work. It's so funny.
• 44:47
  So yeah, beware of bathrooms. Yeah, because you can get
• 44:50
  attacked under the saw. It's when you're most
• 44:51
  vulnerable. It's a vulnerability aspect.
• 44:53
  I don't know if you noticed, but the guy that dies here is the
• 44:57
  guy from the gas station that Wichita was sitting on.
• 45:02
  I didn't catch that I. Rule #4 seatbelts, as we already
• 45:07
  discussed, very very important. We see a woman driving away from
• 45:13
  her children that are zombies now.
• 45:16
  I love this scene because it's like it's a themed birthday
• 45:20
  party. It's like, I don't know, I'd say
• 45:22
  that the girls are all like 7 or 8 years old and they're all
• 45:25
  dressed up as Disney princesses and they're all zombies
• 45:29
  attacking this one. She's running over in the
• 45:31
  neighborhood children. It reminds me so much of the
• 45:34
  intro to Donna. The yes, that's exactly what I
• 45:36
  was thinking about, but much more played for laughs.
• 45:39
  Yeah, So what the fuck does this?
• 45:44
  Oh no, we get like the opening credits and it's like a bunch of
• 45:49
  slow motion shots of just like chaos.
• 45:51
  Yeah, with For Whom the Bell Tolls.
• 45:54
  Yeah. Playing overtime, I only wrote
• 45:55
  one thing there and I was really confused for a second, but it
• 45:58
  just said three legged father son race.
• 46:01
  It's because one of like the one that like really made me laugh
• 46:04
  is like one of the zombies is like chasing the father and son
• 46:07
  and like one of those like 3 legs are tied together and
• 46:10
  they're doing the three goal 3 legged race, which is funny.
• 46:13
  I thought it was really funny. I love the opening shot here.
• 46:16
  Like everything's in super slow mode a lot.
• 46:18
  Of those opening shots was coming out of a strip club so I.
• 46:20
  Yeah, I noticed. That where the weird tag line
• 46:24
  about avoid strip clubs came from.
• 46:26
  That makes sense. Yeah, so that's what I'm
• 46:28
  picturing is like that shot. I wonder if canonically, that's
• 46:31
  actually one of the rules. I wish.
• 46:33
  I wonder if they ever published the rules.
• 46:35
  I'm sure they have to somewhere, but I did write down every
• 46:38
  single rule as it was introduced.
• 46:40
  I did too. So that's one of my favorite
• 46:42
  things about this sequel is like when they're like just like
• 46:45
  comparing rules back and forth. Yeah, cuz Thomas noodled it.
• 46:48
  He doesn't have rules he's got. Amendment or commandments?
• 46:52
  Commandments, yeah, I almost said amendments too.
• 46:54
  And I was like, no, that's the Constitution.
• 46:56
  Yeah, the Bible version of amendments.
• 46:59
  Yeah. Oh God, I love that so much.
• 47:02
  OK, so now we get Columbus out of gas station two months after
• 47:06
  the outbreak. I look, I wrote.
• 47:09
  Two years ago, someone ate a contaminated gas station
• 47:13
  sandwich. Two years.
• 47:16
  Almost, yeah. Yeah.
• 47:18
  So it was basically, wow, that's later where he explains it.
• 47:24
  But yeah, the gas, the gas station sandwich.
• 47:27
  He's explaining that he suffers from IBS, which if you are
• 47:31
  unaware of what that is, that's irritable bowel syndrome.
• 47:34
  So you got to go poopy a lot. Yeah, especially when you're
• 47:37
  like experiencing emotional distress.
• 47:40
  Yeah, which is his world now. So he's doing the bathroom
• 47:45
  checks, which is rule #3 and he ends up being chased by a zombie
• 47:51
  there. Cardio.
• 47:53
  He's able to run. He gets to his car, drops the
• 47:55
  keys, so he does another lap around the parking lot.
• 47:58
  When he comes back, man, his car has been unlocked the whole
• 48:00
  time, so whatever. He starts to drive away.
• 48:02
  Uh, Zombie in the back seat. Guess what he does though.
• 48:04
  Slams on his brakes. He's buckled in.
• 48:07
  Zombie wasn't. Zombie flies through.
• 48:08
  Buckle your seat belt and he poops his pants.
• 48:13
  Double tapping OK no I think what he was saying here is like
• 48:17
  he had to go poop but he wasn't able to and he ended up double
• 48:20
  tapping rule #2 and he says but at least I found a place to go
• 48:25
  to, which I think is him saying I double tapped I.
• 48:29
  Think he's? He's wearing the same clothes
• 48:30
  later. Are you telling me he's wearing
• 48:32
  poopy clothes? Jesse Eisenberg, This guy right
• 48:35
  here. This character would not be
• 48:37
  caught dead in poopy clothes. I think he just went and got
• 48:39
  some different jeans. I don't know man, maybe.
• 48:42
  Jeans look the same. I think he was just making a
• 48:44
  joke but whatever. I think he pooped his pants, I
• 48:49
  think. I think we found our pole.
• 48:52
  I think when you're being chased by zombies like poop in your
• 48:55
  pants, this is the least of your concerns.
• 48:57
  You deal with that once you know like that hierarchy of needs you
• 49:01
  need to survive before you can worry about your poopy pants.
• 49:03
  That were the case and why even go to the bathroom?
• 49:06
  Just continue shitting in your pants the rest of your life.
• 49:09
  Like I just said, math hierarchy of needs.
• 49:11
  If you're not in immediately like threat of bodily harm, then
• 49:15
  you can worry about pooping in the proper hygienic place.
• 49:19
  But you know, if you're being chased and poop happens to come
• 49:21
  out of your butt, that's just what happens.
• 49:24
  Like you got to get yourself safe first.
• 49:26
  You're speaking this like somebody who has regularly done
• 49:29
  this. OK, so he's now walking the
• 49:34
  highway because his car is ruined.
• 49:36
  Yeah. And he's just kind of.
• 49:39
  He talks about travel, light. That's rule #7.
• 49:41
  Oh, yes, yes. And he said that he was a loner
• 49:44
  before, but now he's just lonely.
• 49:48
  Yeah, Tallahassee rolls up, though we don't know what's
• 49:51
  Tallahassee yet, but this black SUV is rolling around.
• 49:55
  He gets out, he notices Columbus and they get into a standoff.
• 49:58
  They have a standoff and I like how like they just keep holding
• 50:01
  the guns up higher and then he like puts.
• 50:04
  His yeah, like. He's a shiking, so he's trying
• 50:07
  to go to Columbus. He was in the dorms in Austin
• 50:10
  when the zombie outbreak happened.
• 50:13
  So he's trying to go to Columbus to check on his parents and
• 50:16
  Tallahassee says, well, he's going east to Tallahassee.
• 50:20
  And so he's like, I'll take you some of the way.
• 50:24
  And he was like, perfect, that's great.
• 50:25
  And he goes, I give it till Texarkana before we can't stand
• 50:29
  each. Other.
• 50:29
  And that's what as far as he'll go.
• 50:31
  Yeah. So also, I think, I think I know
• 50:34
  what it is about Jesse Eisenberg's physical acting that
• 50:36
  works is he does everything so stiffly.
• 50:38
  Yeah, he's a very. Uptight.
• 50:40
  Twitchy little. Guy.
• 50:41
  Yeah, yeah, almost kind of like Eric Foreman.
• 50:45
  Rule 31 Check the back seat. So he does check the back seat
• 50:49
  before getting in. They he Tallahassee is drinking
• 50:53
  and driving. He's just got like an open
• 50:55
  bottle of liquor there. They do a shot together, except
• 50:59
  Columbus tosses shot out the window, so they then stumble
• 51:05
  upon a Hostess truck that has wrecked on the side of the road.
• 51:09
  Yeah, he his, one of his main things is he's been trying to
• 51:12
  find a Twinkie because Twinkies remind him of simpler times.
• 51:15
  So if he's the Hostess truck, they get down there.
• 51:18
  Roll, roll #18 number up. Yeah, that because like Columbus
• 51:24
  is over there doing the stretches and looking like a
• 51:27
  silly. Honestly like I think limbering
• 51:30
  up is just a good idea for people in general.
• 51:32
  Stretch 5 to 10 minutes of stretching per day is honestly
• 51:35
  life changing and there are studies on that.
• 51:38
  If you want links, I'll send you links, just let me.
• 51:39
  Know Yeah. So they get down there, they
• 51:43
  open up the truck, and it's full of snowballs instead.
• 51:46
  I love this cuz he was like I hate coconut.
• 51:48
  Not the taste, it's a texture thing.
• 51:50
  Yeah, which is honestly the argument I've heard from like
• 51:53
  90% of the people in my life that don't like coconut.
• 51:56
  They're like, it's not the flavour, it's just I don't like
• 51:58
  the texture. I'm kind of surprised that he
• 52:00
  was OK with Twinkies being a thing since they're not vegan.
• 52:02
  I know I. Figured that would have been one
• 52:04
  of his conditions like. I wonder like he must have had a
• 52:07
  spit bucket or something for that.
• 52:09
  Did he even eat it? I don't think we ever seen him
• 52:11
  take a bite because he never gets one until the very.
• 52:13
  End. Yeah.
• 52:14
  And then he's just, it's packaged so they don't even eat
• 52:17
  it yet. So yeah, they end up.
• 52:22
  They got it. Stop for another poo break.
• 52:24
  Yeah, whereas he says he's gotta take the Browns to the Super
• 52:28
  Bowl. It's one of the oldest ones in
• 52:30
  the book right there. Used to hear that shit all the
• 52:32
  time. We always just said drop the
• 52:34
  kids off at the pool. I heard that one a lot too.
• 52:37
  So they he stops at the bathroom and this is where he's doing
• 52:40
  some more narrations. Like, I may be a scared little
• 52:44
  guy, but zombies aren't the thing that scared me the most,
• 52:46
  the thing that scares me the absolute most.
• 52:48
  He's got a couple of other things he mentions first, and I
• 52:51
  think it's a great list. Department store Santas being
• 52:55
  alone with babies. That's that's a fair one if.
• 52:59
  It's not your own baby. It's terrifying to be alone.
• 53:01
  With that it is, it's so fragile.
• 53:03
  I don't want to be responsible for getting hurt in my watch.
• 53:07
  Yeah. Like it doesn't know how to be a
• 53:09
  human yet. I barely know how to be a human.
• 53:11
  Please don't put me in charge of this thing.
• 53:13
  It's so soft and like it's. Was she?
• 53:15
  Yeah, I I don't know what to do. It's crying, it smells weird,
• 53:19
  and it might throw up on. Me.
• 53:20
  It definitely throws up on me. Yeah.
• 53:24
  So on top of all those things, yeah, it's clowns.
• 53:28
  I like this clown that he shows right there.
• 53:30
  That's actually, like, a little creepy thing.
• 53:32
  Like he, like, cuts to a clown just peeking at him underneath
• 53:34
  the bathroom stall. Yeah.
• 53:36
  Although it's just a figment of his nest imagination.
• 53:38
  He goes poof, it's gone. He talks about how he used to
• 53:43
  just stay inside all the time because he was just afraid of
• 53:45
  everything. And he talks about, you know, he
• 53:49
  was in apartment four O 8 when he was in college and his
• 53:53
  neighbor, four O 6, like, was pounding on the door begging for
• 53:59
  him to let her in. And he let her in because, you
• 54:02
  know, he just thinks she's really hot.
• 54:04
  He that means a lot. He was in the middle of a sick
• 54:06
  World of Warcraft sesh. Like, you interrupt that right
• 54:10
  there. Yeah, that means a lot.
• 54:12
  So she said that she was coming home from the bar and this
• 54:16
  unhoused person started chasing after her.
• 54:18
  And she didn't realize that he was chasing after her at 1st.
• 54:20
  And when she did, she tried to run and he, like, got close to
• 54:24
  her. And she said he tried to bite
• 54:26
  her. But later we found out he
• 54:28
  probably actually did successfully.
• 54:30
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 54:30
  Because she was like, you know, just like, freaked out.
• 54:34
  And he was like, that's a reasonable thing to be afraid
• 54:36
  of. Like he's like, you're the right
• 54:38
  level of stressed right now. He's like, I'm, I'm me myself.
• 54:42
  I'm afraid of the clothes that they used to clean up the tables
• 54:46
  at restaurants. Also legit because those buckets
• 54:49
  do not get changed often enough. No, Brian, I.
• 54:52
  Probably shouldn't. I wouldn't use the word afraid,
• 54:54
  but I would just be like, it's not really doing shit.
• 54:57
  Yeah, I think here he also mentions the Santas.
• 55:00
  Yeah, something like that. No, he mentions clowns again.
• 55:03
  Clowns. OK, Yeah.
• 55:05
  But she's like, can I just, you know, rest here for a minute?
• 55:07
  And she falls asleep on him and he, it's kind of sweet, he says.
• 55:12
  Like one of the things he's always wanted is just a girl to
• 55:15
  like, brush the hair back from her face.
• 55:17
  It's nice. It's like the version that like
• 55:21
  you always kiss me on my forehead and that's always so
• 55:24
  sweet. That's a nice thing.
• 55:26
  Yeah, I know exactly what he's talking about.
• 55:27
  Yeah, that's. This little sweet thing.
• 55:29
  Yeah, yeah. So they both fall asleep on the
• 55:31
  couch together and she wakes him up.
• 55:35
  I was on the FIDE. Although he doesn't really
• 55:37
  realize that. He just thinks that she's being
• 55:38
  weird for whatever reason, so she starts chasing him through
• 55:42
  the apartment, leads all the way to the bathroom.
• 55:45
  I love this bit because he's like on the floor and he opens
• 55:48
  up his cabinet to find weapons and he's just throwing toilet
• 55:51
  papers. Yeah, Pine.
• 55:53
  Balls, yeah, but eventually he found like some spray like that
• 55:57
  stops her for a second. So I saw, yeah.
• 55:59
  Yeah, and then he gets the toilet lid and hits her with it.
• 56:02
  Yeah, which he thinks gets her. She also, like when he was being
• 56:06
  chased, he like closed the door and it ended up getting her
• 56:09
  foot, which like broke her foot and bone was sticking out of the
• 56:12
  side there. So she's now, after all of that,
• 56:15
  limping out of the bathroom going towards him, and then he
• 56:18
  hits her again with the lid. And this is the conception of
• 56:23
  double tap as a rule. Yep.
• 56:25
  And this is how he said, you've heard of mad cow.
• 56:26
  Well, mad cow became mad person became mad zombie disease.
• 56:30
  And that's what was in the contaminated gas station
• 56:32
  sandwich. And I just think that generally
• 56:34
  people shouldn't eat anything that's not in like sterilized
• 56:38
  packaging from the gas station. Apparently the disease it causes
• 56:42
  a swollen brain, an intense fever and then violent and
• 56:45
  hungry at the same time. Oh, if you have never read up
• 56:49
  about mad cow disease, it's fucking terrifying.
• 56:54
  I'm not really, no. Is it similar to that?
• 56:58
  Yeah. OK, it's in the way it just
• 57:00
  completely just Yeah, it's a brain disease.
• 57:04
  So it's, yeah, it's intense. I remember when it was a big
• 57:07
  outbreak back around this time, yeah.
• 57:10
  Yeah, well, it wasn't around this time.
• 57:12
  It was in like the 90s in Europe.
• 57:13
  Oh, was it? Yeah.
• 57:14
  Oh, OK. Well, all right.
• 57:16
  That's why they have like the thing whenever you donate blood,
• 57:18
  like, did you live in Europe for more than three months during
• 57:21
  this time frame? Yeah, well, I was and donating
• 57:24
  blood back then. I was a child.
• 57:26
  Well, they still have that question.
• 57:27
  Oh, do they? Yeah.
• 57:28
  Oh, OK, that's. What I'm referencing now I got
• 57:32
  you. OK, so now they're certain they
• 57:34
  just have a conversation, like when's the last time you had
• 57:37
  sex? You know, just casual chit chat
• 57:40
  to have along the ride there. Yeah.
• 57:42
  Columbus says it's three weeks ago in the back of an abandoned
• 57:45
  FedEx truck. Because they just pass an
• 57:47
  abandoned FedEx truck. A lot.
• 57:49
  Kaiser Soze. Yeah, just guy coming up with
• 57:51
  shit on the spot. I love this.
• 57:54
  And then like there's a zombie in the road and they just drive
• 57:56
  past in Tallahassee, opens the door and just.
• 58:00
  This is another thing I checked. He said the person that he had
• 58:03
  sex with was Beverly Hills, which I was like, oh, is that
• 58:07
  the name that they used for the girl in the sequel?
• 58:09
  It's not. Yeah, I can't remember.
• 58:11
  One name, I don't remember her name either.
• 58:14
  So they get to a store and they're in the middle of, like,
• 58:18
  our neck of the woods, basically.
• 58:20
  Yeah. And they use a banjo to lure out
• 58:23
  the zombies and. By playing the Deliverance Ding,
• 58:27
  Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding Ding.
• 58:30
  Yeah, so they end up killing 33 big old boys and some flannel,
• 58:37
  and then Emma Stone pops out. She's like, hurry.
• 58:42
  And so they go back there. But first Columbus has to prop
• 58:47
  open a door because rule #22 when in doubt, know your way
• 58:51
  out. Again, very good rule for just
• 58:54
  like life in general, always it it.
• 58:57
  This is why you know there are egress laws in in housing
• 59:03
  regulations because you need to have multiple ways out in case
• 59:06
  of an emergency. So they, Wichita takes them back
• 59:10
  to Little Rock, her little sister, who she says has been
• 59:14
  bitten, and they're trying to figure out how to help.
• 59:17
  Yeah, Wichita, basically. Yeah, we need to shoot her,
• 59:20
  basically. And they're trying to find any
• 59:22
  other reason to do this other than that.
• 59:24
  And I, this was such a bold move to like, so Columbus, you know,
• 59:30
  he's like, I, I'm not going to shoot a little girl.
• 59:32
  And she's like, well, give it to him.
• 59:35
  And like Abigail Breslin's really giving it to him.
• 59:37
  She's like, you just can't, you didn't, why do you even have
• 59:41
  that gun? And so Tallahassee takes the
• 59:45
  gun. And this was a bold move.
• 59:47
  How do they know that he wouldn't have been the type to
• 59:49
  be like Zombie boom? That's exactly what I was
• 59:51
  thinking during the scene. There's so many people,
• 59:53
  especially three or two months into the mess here, like people
• 59:56
  are on edge, they're not going to take risks.
• 59:59
  Although I guess if they are like practiced, like con people,
• 1:00:03
  like they would maybe know how to read people a little bit.
• 1:00:08
  It's still it's still a bold move.
• 1:00:10
  If I were to read Tallahassee, I would peg him as the shoot and
• 1:00:13
  ask questions after a later person.
• 1:00:15
  But Wichita does stop him and says like no, I need to be the
• 1:00:20
  one to do this and instead what they actually do is they take.
• 1:00:24
  Their guns, Yeah. And Jack's their car.
• 1:00:27
  So now they are without car. Yep.
• 1:00:31
  So the sisters are driving to Pacific Playland, which is
• 1:00:34
  supposed to be zombie free. And then the guys debate about
• 1:00:41
  zombie kill of the week, and they're also looking for a car.
• 1:00:46
  And there's a minivan there that Tallahassee will not abide by
• 1:00:49
  that, but he does use it to blow off some steam.
• 1:00:53
  Which leads to, well, no, never mind, That's not the Rule 32.
• 1:00:59
  Yeah. Instead they pass by a house and
• 1:01:03
  the setting for this like town. I've been to this town.
• 1:01:08
  Yeah, I've. Seen this town?
• 1:01:09
  I know this town. I've seen that house.
• 1:01:11
  Yeah, that this Hummer is driven into the side.
• 1:01:14
  Yes, this house that costs more than this Hummer that costs more
• 1:01:18
  than this house, Yeah. And so they get in there, they
• 1:01:21
  check the back seat, it has a bag full of guns and it's
• 1:01:26
  Tallahassee said. Thank God for rednecks.
• 1:01:29
  So he just starts wildly shooting into the sky, which I
• 1:01:33
  think is not wise. You might want to preserve your
• 1:01:37
  ammo here, but this is rule 32. Enjoy the little things.
• 1:01:42
  Hold, hold on. Oh no, it's still not there yet.
• 1:01:45
  Got it. I keep there, yet I keep trying
• 1:01:47
  to get to there. You want to just skip over the
• 1:01:49
  sadness, which is so they're in the car and they're driving and
• 1:01:53
  they start talking about like home, what does home look like?
• 1:01:55
  And he said, well, home for me was a little puppy named Buck.
• 1:02:01
  And then we got this cute little like montage of them like eating
• 1:02:04
  pancakes and taking a bath and playing games.
• 1:02:08
  It's so. Sweet.
• 1:02:09
  And he said the zombies got them.
• 1:02:10
  And he's like, now I'm just trying to find a new home
• 1:02:14
  wherever I can. And then this is where he says
• 1:02:17
  rule #32 go to enjoy the little things.
• 1:02:19
  Which this is one that like a new one he just added because
• 1:02:23
  he. Just and he writes it down in
• 1:02:24
  his notebook. I like he keeps them written
• 1:02:26
  down. So they find their Cadillac in
• 1:02:29
  the middle of the road with an SOS message.
• 1:02:33
  And so Columbus is supposed to stay in the Hummer and wait for
• 1:02:39
  the all clear while Tallahassee goes and checks it out.
• 1:02:41
  And he doesn't see anybody out there, doesn't see any sign of
• 1:02:46
  anybody. And so he tries to do the
• 1:02:48
  signal. When he gets back to the Hummer,
• 1:02:50
  he's like all clear. And Columbus is like, he goes,
• 1:02:53
  she's in the back seat, isn't she?
• 1:02:55
  That's when Little Rock pops up and she's got a gun and she's
• 1:02:58
  like. Tap your horn and she beeps or
• 1:03:02
  he beeps the horn and then Wichita comes out.
• 1:03:05
  So they are just, you know, actually just going to ride with
• 1:03:08
  them this time. Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  Just hold them hostage so they're holding them at gunpoint
• 1:03:13
  as they're driving. Yeah, this is where we get a
• 1:03:16
  little bit back story on them. They used to do like, con
• 1:03:19
  schemes together. And So what we were referencing
• 1:03:22
  before the beginning of this episode was Wichita would be at
• 1:03:26
  a gas station looking around for her engagement ring.
• 1:03:29
  Some rube comes up and it's like, can I help you?
• 1:03:32
  And she's like, I lost my engagement ring.
• 1:03:34
  It's worth more than my house. I'm going to miss my flight.
• 1:03:37
  And he's like, well, I'll look for it, and I can mail it to
• 1:03:40
  you. She's like, Are you sure?
• 1:03:41
  I would give you a reward, $3000?
• 1:03:43
  And he's like, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 1:03:45
  So she's like, OK, cool. Gets the information, drives
• 1:03:49
  off, and then Little Rock comes up, finds the ring.
• 1:03:53
  And then the guy was like, oh, hey, that's my friend's ring.
• 1:03:57
  I'm holding it for her. And she's like well do I get
• 1:03:59
  reward money? And so then she takes whatever
• 1:04:01
  money she can get cuz he thinks. Cash from the registers.
• 1:04:04
  Yeah, cuz he thinks he's going to get $3000.
• 1:04:06
  And a date probably. And a date.
• 1:04:08
  Yeah. But as it turns out, these are
• 1:04:10
  all just like costume jewelry. Yeah, like she picks up Little
• 1:04:15
  Rock after the fact and it's like, man, I want one of these
• 1:04:18
  things one of these days, she said.
• 1:04:20
  Well, $30 you can get one cuz they have like a whole bag of
• 1:04:23
  them. So.
• 1:04:25
  Yeah, So they're all pointing guns at each other, like,
• 1:04:30
  because Tallahassee at one point gets the gun from Little Rock,
• 1:04:33
  which of course makes Wichita turn around, pointing her gut at
• 1:04:36
  him. And then Columbus of all
• 1:04:38
  people's snaps. Like, he yells at them.
• 1:04:41
  And I think it was like him yelling that made them all go
• 1:04:43
  oh. Yeah, maybe we should all re
• 1:04:46
  evaluate the situation. So yeah, they all put their guns
• 1:04:48
  down. Yeah, So he, they, they have
• 1:04:54
  like, kind of an, an easy truce. And then, you know, they start
• 1:04:56
  talking about where they're going.
• 1:04:57
  And he asks if there's any or, well, they're going, they're all
• 1:05:02
  going to Pacific Playland now. Like, they've kind of taken him
• 1:05:04
  hostage. But he asks if there's been any
• 1:05:06
  news about Columbus. And she goes, well, the whole
• 1:05:08
  town's burned to the ground, so nothing left.
• 1:05:11
  And, like, she's pretty harsh about it.
• 1:05:13
  And his face just kind of drops. And she goes, oh, you're
• 1:05:16
  Columbus. Yeah.
• 1:05:18
  Like she makes the connection just a little bit too late.
• 1:05:21
  So she's like, well, if you want, we can find you another
• 1:05:25
  vehicle and then we'll let you have that and you can go see it
• 1:05:28
  for yourself to see if there's anything actually there for you.
• 1:05:32
  And then? It's like later at night we got
• 1:05:35
  like a little like a montage of them just kind of bonding while
• 1:05:38
  they're driving, kind of like a road trip type thing.
• 1:05:40
  I love the the bits with Tallahassee and Little Rock are
• 1:05:44
  my favorite because like Tallahassee like shocks, she
• 1:05:47
  doesn't know who Willie Nelson is and then later she's trying
• 1:05:49
  to explain Natalie Cyrus and Hannah Montana to him.
• 1:05:53
  And in the background popular from Wickedest playing.
• 1:05:57
  Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Also, whenever she's like, they let her drive for a bit and then
• 1:06:02
  they're like, you should go 20 miles an hour and then like
• 1:06:04
  Columbus and the guy's like actually 20 mph is too fast.
• 1:06:08
  Yeah, so that like we have all these moments and then it's
• 1:06:10
  night time. Tallahassee and Little Rocker
• 1:06:13
  sleep in the back seat and Wichita's driving.
• 1:06:16
  They pull up, they see a truck, and she let's Columbus out.
• 1:06:20
  And then he realizes that, you know, he doesn't really have a
• 1:06:23
  home to go to anymore. So.
• 1:06:25
  Why wouldn't he just? Stay with her, yeah.
• 1:06:28
  What's the thing to the family he's got right now?
• 1:06:30
  Yeah, Tallahassee is starting to feel cooped up, so he asks if
• 1:06:33
  they can stop, and this is where they're at.
• 1:06:35
  That like Southwest Native American themed store and he
• 1:06:42
  says he wants to go in and check 1st and Columbus is like feel
• 1:06:46
  free to go ahead because rule #17.
• 1:06:48
  Don't be a hero. Yeah, so now we get an actual
• 1:06:52
  visual of what Zombie Kill of the Week was.
• 1:06:55
  Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker, Yes, who dropped a piano on a
• 1:06:59
  zombie? Yeah, yeah, it's a it's like a
• 1:07:03
  very Looney Tunes set up. For sure, I like it.
• 1:07:06
  Yeah, I do too. So while they're in there,
• 1:07:09
  they're just kind of like checking out this shit around
• 1:07:12
  there. So Clemis is sniffing some,
• 1:07:14
  like, Cologne and perfume, and Tallahassee comes over.
• 1:07:17
  He realizes what's going on. He's like, oh, my God, you have
• 1:07:20
  a crush on her, don't you? And he was like, say it a little
• 1:07:22
  bit louder, Like, yeah. Everybody can hear.
• 1:07:25
  And then like to try, like, you know, he's teasing him a little
• 1:07:28
  bit. And when he turns his back,
• 1:07:29
  Columbus sprays him into perfume, and he can see the
• 1:07:33
  immediate. Like regret like he like gets so
• 1:07:35
  stiff and like stuck up, he's like.
• 1:07:37
  They seem like brothers in this moment, like that's where like
• 1:07:40
  the brotherliness comes into it with them.
• 1:07:43
  I like that they bonded. Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Yeah, you could tell that they have like, their time together.
• 1:07:47
  They have like an actual companionship.
• 1:07:49
  I like how he's like, I've done a lot worse for a lot less.
• 1:07:52
  I will go half power on you. And so he hits him, climbs his
• 1:07:57
  backs up and knocks something off the table and breaks and he
• 1:08:00
  goes. That felt good, didn't it?
• 1:08:01
  My favorite part about that though, is like whenever he's
• 1:08:03
  just staring him down after doing that, he's like, you know
• 1:08:06
  what? You're right.
• 1:08:06
  Let me begin with my three-part apology.
• 1:08:09
  First of all, I think you're a terrific person.
• 1:08:14
  I love that anytime something he's wrong, somebody's like, let
• 1:08:17
  me begin with my three-part. It's so funny.
• 1:08:23
  So yeah, chaos starts to come from that right there.
• 1:08:26
  They kind of do their own little rage room, and I will say, if
• 1:08:30
  you have the means to go to a rage room, and I'm saying this
• 1:08:36
  like in a professional sense because they give you protective
• 1:08:39
  equipment and everything, Yeah, it's actually really
• 1:08:41
  therapeutic. It's nice.
• 1:08:43
  It feels really nice. You will be very fucking sore.
• 1:08:46
  So, you know, follow rule 18 and limber up but.
• 1:08:49
  Yeah, also, things are a lot more difficult to break than
• 1:08:52
  they seem. Yeah, it's not as easy to break
• 1:08:55
  something as you might think it is.
• 1:08:56
  The. Amount of times I threw a bottle
• 1:08:58
  at the floor and I just bounced. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:01
  Wild. It boils your mind.
• 1:09:02
  It gives you a new appreciation on life.
• 1:09:05
  Yeah. So, OK, they've done that.
• 1:09:07
  They've borne off steam. They now arrive in California.
• 1:09:11
  They are agreeing that they're going to stick together till at
• 1:09:15
  least they make it to Pacific Fun Land.
• 1:09:18
  And they, but they need to nap and clean up a little bit.
• 1:09:22
  So they decide, you know, they're in LA.
• 1:09:24
  Why don't we? Why don't we stay in style?
• 1:09:27
  And don't worry, Tallahassee's got just the house in mind.
• 1:09:31
  Is it first of all, I want to correct myself my three-part
• 1:09:35
  apology. It's Pacific playland and I said
• 1:09:38
  fun land. But also, do these maps actually
• 1:09:41
  have where celebrities live and they do tours outside their
• 1:09:45
  house? Yes, that would be so fucking
• 1:09:48
  annoying. Yes that people go and they can
• 1:09:51
  get a map to your house. Yes, that sounds like such an
• 1:09:55
  invasion of privacy. Yes, man, that's that's part of
• 1:10:00
  the thing, I guess when you become that famous, like, yeah,
• 1:10:04
  you get a lot of shit, but also say bye to everything else.
• 1:10:07
  Why some of them like like Steve Zahn lives here in.
• 1:10:10
  Lexington. Yeah, I get it too.
• 1:10:13
  So yeah, they, they go stop at the the Hollywood Walk of Fame
• 1:10:19
  and they shoot a tourist and they end up getting a map from
• 1:10:23
  them, which I that's smart. I like that.
• 1:10:25
  They get like, oh here's a tourist, I'll get a map from
• 1:10:27
  them. I like that they they wind up at
• 1:10:29
  Bill Murray's house and they're looking around for food and
• 1:10:32
  whatnot and there are no Twinkies and Emma Stone says I
• 1:10:35
  knew we should have gone to Russell Crowe's, which is such a
• 1:10:38
  mean joke. That was so funny.
• 1:10:39
  I can't believe they did that. That felt like a like a deleted
• 1:10:43
  scene. It was mean.
• 1:10:44
  Yeah. Oh man.
• 1:10:45
  I also laughed. So I did too, a little bit.
• 1:10:48
  You know what Russell Crowe is living is good life right now.
• 1:10:51
  He's making, he's making good Movies Now he's making the shit
• 1:10:54
  that. I like now exactly.
• 1:10:56
  Russell Crowe is on our watch list constantly right now.
• 1:10:59
  So so. Little Rock is not aware of who
• 1:11:02
  Bill Murray is. So Columbus is like, we're going
• 1:11:05
  to teach a little something. Takes her into the theater, and
• 1:11:09
  they watch Ghostbusters. Yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Meanwhile, Tallahassee and Wichita are looking around, and
• 1:11:16
  they start playing around with some of the stuff when Bill
• 1:11:18
  Murray pops up. As a zombie.
• 1:11:20
  As a zombie and they're ready. Like, what is it?
• 1:11:23
  Somebody hits him. Yeah, Wichita hits him with the
• 1:11:27
  Golf Club because she's over there golfing inside the place.
• 1:11:31
  And they realized that he's not a zombie.
• 1:11:34
  And he says no, no, I knew how to do this makeup and I've been
• 1:11:37
  doing it some way I can go out in public cuz it really suits my
• 1:11:40
  lifestyle to be able to leave the house.
• 1:11:42
  It's like, I forget what golf range it was that he said.
• 1:11:45
  He was like, I just walked right on the course and Van Halen.
• 1:11:47
  He's like, wow, how old is he? He's a zombie.
• 1:11:52
  So they smoke some weed out of the hookah.
• 1:11:54
  They reenact some Ghostbusters. This is a thing that happens.
• 1:11:58
  And if you have a Hollywood movie where you get like, the
• 1:12:01
  actor themselves playing themselves, you reenact the
• 1:12:04
  movie, Yeah, it's like this is the end all over again.
• 1:12:06
  Yeah. So yeah, they do that and then
• 1:12:10
  they're like, OK, they like come up with a point.
• 1:12:12
  Like you like Columbus, He's really easy to spook.
• 1:12:15
  So he's like a little Bunny rabbit.
• 1:12:16
  Yeah, so he's like, OK, I'm gonna go give him a good spook.
• 1:12:20
  So he puts on his makeup again and goes into the movie theater
• 1:12:26
  while they're watching that, doing his zombie bit.
• 1:12:27
  And then Kwamas just jumps up immediately grabs a shotgun and
• 1:12:31
  shoots him in the gut. Yep.
• 1:12:33
  And and that's I think partially was because, you know, he's
• 1:12:36
  always on edge, and partially because they just had that whole
• 1:12:38
  talk about how Wichita, like, bad boys.
• 1:12:41
  Yeah, You know, he already knocked over the popcorn.
• 1:12:43
  He's already like, primed. True.
• 1:12:45
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:46
  But this right here. I mean, I get it.
• 1:12:47
  Like, if that happened to me with, like, no warning, I would
• 1:12:50
  fucking shoot, too, right away. That was a terrible idea to do
• 1:12:53
  it. And then Bill Murray's like, you
• 1:12:55
  know what? This is my fault.
• 1:12:56
  That was never a good, practical joker.
• 1:12:58
  Yeah, and then Little Rock says. Do you have any regrets to his
• 1:13:02
  Garfield ME? Yeah, and then he has like the
• 1:13:07
  most long drawn out death of everybody here.
• 1:13:10
  He's just like and. Then they go outside, they give
• 1:13:21
  him a 21 and salute and then toss him into the pool.
• 1:13:25
  I love when they're carrying him out, they just keep dropping his
• 1:13:28
  body and it's just so bad. They just like, dump him off his
• 1:13:33
  balcony. So they play some monopoly and
• 1:13:38
  argue about the best or worst parts of zombie land.
• 1:13:41
  And then Tallahassee says the worst part was losing Buck.
• 1:13:45
  And then he starts crying. And then this is when Columbus
• 1:13:48
  realizes that Buck wasn't a puppy, it was his son.
• 1:13:51
  And I want to cry just saying that out loud.
• 1:13:54
  It's so it was bad enough when I was a puppy.
• 1:13:57
  Yeah, it's also like Tallahassee has dropped the illusion.
• 1:14:01
  And it's the dog, too. He just shows the picture of his
• 1:14:04
  son to everybody. And the little duct tape wallet
• 1:14:07
  that they made together. Yeah, and it's really sad.
• 1:14:11
  So we get more like little moments, like snippets of them
• 1:14:17
  just living in Bill Murray's mansion.
• 1:14:19
  Tallahassee's down at the bottom, just shooting things,
• 1:14:23
  doing target practice, and Little Rock decides that she's
• 1:14:25
  going to go down there and, you know, get some practice herself.
• 1:14:28
  So he's teaching her how to shoot and like, breathe out
• 1:14:30
  before you squeeze the the trigger.
• 1:14:33
  And then we see Wichita and Columbus drinking some wine and
• 1:14:36
  they're flirting. Some good flirting.
• 1:14:39
  Yeah, they're talking about 1997, all the good and bad
• 1:14:42
  things that happened back, which I was trying to think, I'm like,
• 1:14:46
  I can't tell you events that happen in any specific year.
• 1:14:50
  My brain does not work that way that.
• 1:14:52
  Was when my little sister was born 97?
• 1:14:54
  Yeah. OK, so I remember that.
• 1:14:57
  It was also when I started kindergarten.
• 1:15:00
  I'm OK. We got Lyco.
• 1:15:03
  Wow, you remember a lot of things.
• 1:15:04
  I can't tell you it. Those are the big things because
• 1:15:07
  I was 5. Did Super Smash Bros come out?
• 1:15:11
  Maybe Mario came out the year before, maybe Zelda came out.
• 1:15:15
  I don't know. I was playing some Nintendo.
• 1:15:18
  That was probably what I was doing back then.
• 1:15:20
  But I think that's kind of what you would do if you were trying
• 1:15:23
  to think of the year. You would be like, OK, what's a
• 1:15:25
  major event? And then you kind of like go
• 1:15:26
  from there. Yeah, that's true.
• 1:15:28
  And you're. Like, OK, this is what that year
• 1:15:29
  looked like for me. Yoshi's Story, Yeah, I played
• 1:15:31
  some Yoshi Story. Yoshi Story this fuck shit.
• 1:15:34
  And I like how his was like talking about the Sadie Hawkins
• 1:15:37
  dance and he didn't get asked and she goes those bitches.
• 1:15:40
  Yeah, a bunch of 8th graders, Yeah.
• 1:15:42
  Which like, that's very much the energy that I've had when I've
• 1:15:45
  been a little like wine drunk with you.
• 1:15:46
  And you'll be like, tell a story from someone, be like that bitch
• 1:15:50
  and I'll be like, let's show her.
• 1:15:53
  We're happily married now. Yeah, I loved a very, I loved a
• 1:15:57
  very Columbus lifestyle pre I was also the World of War,
• 1:16:01
  except my World of Warcraft was Runescape.
• 1:16:04
  Did you have Mountain Dew Code Red?
• 1:16:06
  Yeah, I did. I fucking loved that.
• 1:16:08
  I didn't like code red. Oh man, I loved.
• 1:16:10
  It I like pitch black. Pitchmark was pretty good too.
• 1:16:13
  It was a great one. Yeah, it's called red, though
• 1:16:16
  that's just the gamer juice, Jesse.
• 1:16:19
  I'm not gamer enough to drink gamer juice.
• 1:16:22
  Sorry so. They're about to kiss when
• 1:16:26
  Tallahassee pops in and he said, hey, we're trying to build a
• 1:16:29
  Fort. Can you help us with this?
• 1:16:31
  What? I like that because he's.
• 1:16:35
  I like that they've become like their little family.
• 1:16:37
  And OK, that is sweet. Yeah, like, you know, he lost
• 1:16:42
  his son and there's this little 12 year old who's lost her
• 1:16:44
  parents and. Yeah, he cock blocked.
• 1:16:48
  He didn't know he was cock blocked.
• 1:16:49
  I don't think he ever thought that Columbus would have gotten
• 1:16:52
  even close to a kiss. And to be fair, they could have
• 1:16:54
  already been kissing. I was screaming at the screen.
• 1:16:56
  Kiss her, kiss her, kiss her. She is giving you all the signs
• 1:16:59
  and he's just going. Yeah, I mean, he he was not
• 1:17:05
  capitalizing fast enough. But you know what man, Sometimes
• 1:17:08
  it takes a minute. So the next morning, they wake
• 1:17:12
  up to the sound of the car starting and the sisters are
• 1:17:16
  leaving and Wichita saying like, I can't believe I almost kissed
• 1:17:19
  him. What's our rule?
• 1:17:20
  It's just you and me. Trust no one.
• 1:17:24
  So Tallahassee is like, you know what I've been thinking We
• 1:17:26
  should go to Mexico, but there's Twinkies in Mexico.
• 1:17:30
  Probably. So, but then, you know, Columbus
• 1:17:34
  is like, I want to go after them and he's like, I'm going to
• 1:17:37
  Mexico. Yeah.
• 1:17:41
  So they're down there at Pacific Playland now, and there's no
• 1:17:44
  zombies there, to their credit of, you know, thinking it's a
• 1:17:48
  safe haven. So they go there, they find the
• 1:17:51
  switch to turn on the power, and they turn the power on.
• 1:17:54
  And this attracts all the zombies in the area because it's
• 1:17:57
  bright lights, all kinds of music and sounds playing.
• 1:18:01
  So yeah. So they go running for their car
• 1:18:05
  and they get into it and they're just like surrounded by the
• 1:18:09
  zombies. They're able to start driving
• 1:18:11
  it, but it's kind of a hopeless prospect.
• 1:18:13
  So they plan a duck and roll and as they do it, it sends all the
• 1:18:18
  zombies that are like clinging onto the car into the water with
• 1:18:20
  the Hummer. I thought that that was a bad
• 1:18:22
  place. You should have driven away and
• 1:18:24
  just trying to take on the few zombies you had there instead of
• 1:18:27
  like the hundreds of zombies that are swarming you now.
• 1:18:29
  Yeah, well yeah cuz like you said there are more coming.
• 1:18:32
  So they run for the drop tower, which.
• 1:18:34
  Is another terrible idea. We're being transparent in this
• 1:18:39
  episode. Jessie dropped her clipboard
• 1:18:41
  just now and had to go pick it up, which is becoming a
• 1:18:44
  recurring thing on every episode.
• 1:18:45
  We just, I don't. Know how that happened?
• 1:18:47
  We edit. I wasn't even doing this like I
• 1:18:49
  normally do. I was holding it.
• 1:18:51
  It just fell to the ground. So yeah, they go to the worst
• 1:18:55
  possible riot to escape. They go to what I call it the
• 1:18:58
  elevator. Always going to be the elevator.
• 1:19:00
  But what it's actually called in this movie is the blast off
• 1:19:04
  where you know it's just the sky when they go all the way up to
• 1:19:07
  the top and then they go back down.
• 1:19:08
  Yep. This is one of the ones that
• 1:19:09
  goes like a little bit up and down.
• 1:19:11
  It's like the Liberty launch a holiday world.
• 1:19:14
  OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they are on there.
• 1:19:19
  While they have been doing that, Qamas is gonna go save them on
• 1:19:24
  his motorcycle. Yeah, and Tallahassee has packed
• 1:19:28
  up his car and he's like, I'm not good at goodbyes, so let me
• 1:19:34
  just say that'll do, pig. He's like, that's the worst
• 1:19:39
  goodbye I've ever had my entire life.
• 1:19:41
  It's not even original. It's from a movie.
• 1:19:44
  When I die, I hope that's my entire eulogy.
• 1:19:46
  That'll do, Pig. Yeah, that'll do, Pig.
• 1:19:48
  If I do, I swear to God I'm going to catch so much Flack
• 1:19:51
  from everybody else. I will ride it out in my like
• 1:19:55
  living Will is that way they know.
• 1:19:57
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:19:57
  Also it's like here, it's recorded.
• 1:19:59
  That's true. I'm going to play this there
• 1:20:01
  too. That's if I make it that far.
• 1:20:03
  So. Assuming I don't take you down
• 1:20:05
  with me. Exactly, so Tallahassee feels
• 1:20:09
  sorry for him cuz he like he drives off and immediately
• 1:20:13
  wrecks. He drops a line.
• 1:20:14
  He was like, you know, those girls were somebody's daughters,
• 1:20:19
  too. That's true, yeah.
• 1:20:21
  So then he like tries to leave on that badass note.
• 1:20:26
  Doesn't. I don't even think he makes it
• 1:20:28
  to the point where he like releases the clutch, he just
• 1:20:31
  immediately falls into the. Edge.
• 1:20:33
  I love it too, because the musical cue there is so perfect.
• 1:20:36
  It's like epic music. And the Sprint just like falls
• 1:20:40
  over. So Tallahassee pulls over with
• 1:20:42
  his car. There's again in.
• 1:20:43
  We'll go. Yeah.
• 1:20:45
  So they're on the drop tower, and they're realizing that every
• 1:20:48
  time they drop down, the zombies are grabbing at them.
• 1:20:50
  So they get when they're up at the high point, they shoot at
• 1:20:53
  the control box to stop it, which works for a few minutes
• 1:20:57
  before the zombies are like, we can climb.
• 1:21:00
  Yeah. We can climb, so we're good at
• 1:21:02
  that shit. They get Columbus and
• 1:21:05
  Tallahassee get to Pacific Playland, and they see the
• 1:21:08
  Hummer in the water. And for a minute Columbus thinks
• 1:21:09
  that like the crash car, like they were in it, and that
• 1:21:13
  they've drowned until they hear the shouting from the drop
• 1:21:16
  tower. Yeah.
• 1:21:17
  And then they're like, OK, cool, we got to figure out what we're
• 1:21:20
  going to do in Tallahassee. Decides he's going to create a
• 1:21:22
  Divergent so that way Columbus can get over there.
• 1:21:25
  So he sets up shop in one of those game booths.
• 1:21:30
  Yes. He closes all the gates, yes.
• 1:21:32
  And then he lays a bunch of clips on one of the rows there,
• 1:21:36
  and then he's got a 2 angles. Pretty bad ass watching him.
• 1:21:39
  Yeah, dude, I love how this plays out.
• 1:21:42
  It's so cool. He's just going like this
• 1:21:45
  reminds me of Call of Duty zombies right here.
• 1:21:47
  Like World at War One location, you got zombies trying to get
• 1:21:51
  into your location, you're just shooting them.
• 1:21:54
  He fucking goes crazy on him. Columbus has a couple of zombies
• 1:21:59
  follow him into a haunted house, which I think is fun.
• 1:22:02
  Yeah, I like that he gets in there and when he's there, one
• 1:22:05
  of the props ends up actually just grabbing the zombie
• 1:22:07
  accidentally and just like dragging it inside the wall,
• 1:22:09
  that's what. I'm saying they made such good
• 1:22:11
  use of of this set piece. Yeah, lesser movies would have
• 1:22:15
  just like stopped at the drop tower and would not have taken
• 1:22:18
  advantage of all of the different kinds of things you
• 1:22:20
  see in an amusement park. Yeah, I agree.
• 1:22:22
  I like what they did here. They they actually maximize all
• 1:22:25
  that they could get from this right here.
• 1:22:27
  Cuz also after this, Tallahassee has now gone over to a roller
• 1:22:31
  coaster and he's just riding on the roller coaster kind of like
• 1:22:34
  an on the rail shooter. He's just shooting everything
• 1:22:36
  that's coming around. We get Columbus making it
• 1:22:41
  through the haunt and running up to the tower and then his final
• 1:22:45
  boss it's a clown zombie. Clown zombie's so cool.
• 1:22:50
  And he said, and it took this and it took Wichita for me to
• 1:22:53
  realize some rules are meant to be broken.
• 1:22:55
  And rule 17 pops up and it drops the don't.
• 1:22:59
  And it just says. Be a hero.
• 1:23:02
  So he, oh, he hits he. There's a there's an emergency
• 1:23:10
  switch over there at the control.
• 1:23:12
  So he hits that, which caught Little Rock in Wichita, ran out
• 1:23:17
  of ammo. And there's one zombie that's
• 1:23:18
  climbing up at the moon about to get them.
• 1:23:20
  So doing that causes that zombie to fall.
• 1:23:22
  They make it down. They're free now.
• 1:23:24
  Yeah. Tallahassee has successfully
• 1:23:27
  eliminated every zombie. Yeah.
• 1:23:30
  So they go over there to check on Tallahassee.
• 1:23:32
  Wait, first Wichita whispers in Columbus's ear that her name's
• 1:23:38
  Krista. Yeah, yeah, we actually do get a
• 1:23:40
  name for her. It's so funny.
• 1:23:42
  She's the only one that gives a name.
• 1:23:43
  And then he like, brushes her hair behind her.
• 1:23:45
  Ear, yeah. Then they go and find
• 1:23:47
  Tallahassee. He's in the fried Twinkie stand.
• 1:23:49
  Yeah, Yep. And.
• 1:23:51
  They're in there, they hear a sound from the storage room and
• 1:23:54
  so they shoot through the door. It's just rats.
• 1:23:56
  Columbus shoots a shred cuz he's like a hair trigger guy, yeah.
• 1:24:00
  And when they open up the door the rest of the way, they
• 1:24:03
  realize he shot the box. He's like.
• 1:24:08
  Maybe you can eat around it. He's.
• 1:24:11
  Like it's too soon. So they get out.
• 1:24:13
  They walk over to the Hummer. Well, the with the car is
• 1:24:17
  driving away, Yeah. And they're like, no.
• 1:24:20
  And then they realize that, like they weren't.
• 1:24:22
  They're just fucking with them. Yeah, and then Little Rock has
• 1:24:26
  something that she tosses to Tallahassee, and it's a Twinkie.
• 1:24:30
  Just a Twinkie. So they go over to try and get
• 1:24:32
  in the car again and they start driving off again and then they
• 1:24:35
  stop again. At this time, they actually want
• 1:24:37
  a minute. Yeah, they're family.
• 1:24:39
  They're family and we do get a post credits scene.
• 1:24:43
  Yep. We get a scene of Bill Murray
• 1:24:46
  doing he's no, yeah, yeah. It's whenever he's still dying.
• 1:24:52
  And Woody Harrelson Tallahassee's asking or trying
• 1:24:56
  to do quotes at him and like, asking him how he did the line
• 1:24:59
  or whatever. Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  So it's like giving him notes on how to act it out and then he
• 1:25:03
  dies. So yeah, that's how the movie
• 1:25:06
  ends. I think it's still a nine.
• 1:25:09
  I do too, it's a solid. Movie, I don't really.
• 1:25:11
  I don't really have much that I would want to correct.
• 1:25:15
  I mean, I would just, you know, give me some more zombie stuff,
• 1:25:17
  give me like a little bit of horror moments.
• 1:25:19
  The zombie clown thing has such good potential there.
• 1:25:21
  That's his final boss right there.
• 1:25:23
  Yeah, he kind of deals with it pretty easily.
• 1:25:26
  He goes over there, gets a hammer and smashes its head real
• 1:25:28
  fast. Yeah, it's not.
• 1:25:30
  It's not much of an epic battle. I think it could, like most
• 1:25:33
  potential, like amp up that moment in the haunted house.
• 1:25:36
  It's a haunted house already. Yeah, like make he's already a
• 1:25:40
  scared character. Put him in there and then
• 1:25:42
  introduce the clown zombie in there.
• 1:25:44
  And then we could have, like, our true horror moments right
• 1:25:48
  there. That right there would satisfy
• 1:25:50
  me because everything else with this movie I love, you know?
• 1:25:52
  OK. Fair enough.
• 1:25:54
  All right. What did Talia think of this
• 1:25:56
  one? Well Talia was thrown a tantrum
• 1:25:59
  especially during the rage room scene.
• 1:26:01
  She had her own little rage room moment and then she was sleepy.
• 1:26:05
  So I think generally she enjoyed the fun of this movie.
• 1:26:07
  However, even though we find out that the puppy was a tiny human
• 1:26:12
  is still counts as a dog death for her.
• 1:26:14
  So I think she's going to give it an 8.
• 1:26:16
  That's fair. Yeah.
• 1:26:17
  She's like, it misled me but it made me think a dog died.
• 1:26:19
  Yeah, she's like, I'm also not happy about the tiny human
• 1:26:22
  dying. But, you know, yeah, she had a
• 1:26:25
  lot of emotions to process. She's also she's like Columbus,
• 1:26:29
  she's nervous around tiny babies.
• 1:26:32
  Yeah. She's she loves them, but like
• 1:26:34
  she doesn't know how to react for the baby because everybody's
• 1:26:36
  so like don't get close to the baby.
• 1:26:37
  She's like, what are you talking about?
• 1:26:38
  And saving it. Yeah, she's like, this is baby's
• 1:26:40
  in danger. Yeah.
• 1:26:43
  Who is Zoe's ultimate warrior? This is a tough one.
• 1:26:47
  She's not Columbus because no rules.
• 1:26:49
  Fuck the rules. She's not manipulative enough to
• 1:26:53
  be either Wichita or Little Rock.
• 1:26:57
  I think she's a Tallahassee. I agree, I think she's
• 1:27:00
  Tallahassee. I think she would go into a
• 1:27:02
  grocery store and like meow the Deliverance Jingle because she
• 1:27:07
  likes songs. Yeah, she really does.
• 1:27:09
  Yeah. She would wear out her zombie
• 1:27:14
  and take them out that way. She would have fun taking them
• 1:27:18
  out. She would, But that's
• 1:27:19
  Tallahassee's whole thing. He loves.
• 1:27:20
  He has fun actually doing this. Yes, absolutely.
• 1:27:25
  OK, Dream sequel. They did so many things right
• 1:27:29
  with the real 1, so let's think of something else I guess.
• 1:27:35
  I OK I wish I can't not reference the sequel cuz we just
• 1:27:41
  watched it not that long ago. Yeah I like a lot of what they
• 1:27:45
  did. I wish that we had gotten more
• 1:27:48
  Luke Wilson and Thomas middle edition me.
• 1:27:50
  Too. Yeah, I want more of that analog
• 1:27:53
  storyline going on. Cuz I feel like I get it as a
• 1:27:58
  gag, but I feel like there was potential for that to be like a
• 1:28:01
  full story thing, like with them bonding with each other.
• 1:28:04
  And yes, seeing the contrast of these two characters that are so
• 1:28:08
  different but also so similar at the same time.
• 1:28:12
  Yeah, it would have been a lot of fun.
• 1:28:13
  Really. Give me double tap.
• 1:28:15
  But give me those two and give us some.
• 1:28:20
  I wanna see the counter characters to Wichita and Little
• 1:28:23
  Rock. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:28:25
  I think that they cuz like Tallahassee gets one with Nevada
• 1:28:30
  Rosario. Rosario.
• 1:28:34
  Dawson. Dawson.
• 1:28:35
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, they neither of them
• 1:28:38
  got one. Yeah.
• 1:28:40
  I would have like to have seen that.
• 1:28:41
  OK, OK. Who did you relate to?
• 1:28:45
  I relate to Columbus. Yeah, like I said, pre
• 1:28:49
  Zombieland, that was me back in my early college young, young
• 1:28:55
  wife days. I think I also relate to
• 1:28:59
  Columbus because actually I'm afraid of everything.
• 1:29:01
  Yeah, so, OK, All right, tagline.
• 1:29:10
  Sort of home is where the heart is.
• 1:29:12
  Home is where the heart beats. I don't get it.
• 1:29:17
  It's like a zombie. A zombie's heart doesn't beat.
• 1:29:22
  OK, I get that now. Yeah, that's, that's pretty
• 1:29:25
  good. Let's keep thinking OK, so if I
• 1:29:28
  had to explain it, it's not good.
• 1:29:35
  Pacific Playland of the Dead. Pacific Playland of the Dead.
• 1:29:41
  It could be like an alternate title.
• 1:29:43
  Yeah, Yeah, I keep trying to think of something with rules.
• 1:30:04
  Zombies rules, Survival rules. Zombies troll survival rules.
• 1:30:13
  How about survivors? Survivors, don't be a fool.
• 1:30:18
  Abide by the rule. No, it would have to at a
• 1:30:25
  minimum be rules. Rules.
• 1:30:28
  Yeah, cuz he's got 32. OK, well then that's I'm OK with
• 1:30:32
  making that change. Does it have to rhyme?
• 1:30:34
  Do we need to do that? Doesn't have to.
• 1:30:36
  Follow your heart and the rules. Crawl roll world.
• 1:30:42
  Oh have like crawl but like mark it out and make it spell roll
• 1:30:48
  rolls roll world. That's a stretch.
• 1:30:51
  I get it. Double tap these nuts.
• 1:30:54
  No. My nephews would love that.
• 1:30:58
  Our nephews would love that. Yeah, and I don't like that
• 1:31:02
  those are the only jokes that they find funny these days.
• 1:31:04
  I'm not doing it. I'm not.
• 1:31:06
  I refuse gonna need a code red for this one or code red
• 1:31:13
  something like code red. Yeah I was gonna say this is a
• 1:31:17
  code red. This is a code red.
• 1:31:20
  Yeah, like tiny sex Mountain Dew.
• 1:31:25
  This is a code red. Mountain Dew.
• 1:31:28
  OK, fine. Can we?
• 1:31:30
  Let's settle. Let's just settle on that, OK?
• 1:31:32
  I'm we've been talking about this for.
• 1:31:34
  Too long, Yeah. So, OK, well, all right then.
• 1:31:38
  I guess that means it's time for reviews.
• 1:31:40
  OK, let's see if I got any. Yeah, you didn't post it very
• 1:31:44
  quickly. You need to do it Internet
• 1:31:47
  review first. Though Yeah, you're right.
• 1:31:49
  Well, I do have that ready. So I pulled a review on IMDb.
• 1:31:53
  It is a four out of 10. Just an average zombie movie, so
• 1:31:59
  they say. Wanted to wanted so much to
• 1:32:02
  really like it but the movie just came up short.
• 1:32:06
  Zombieland is about a kid who's trying to survive in an
• 1:32:09
  apocalyptic world destroyed by zombies.
• 1:32:12
  He even creates a list of zombie rules to follow in order to
• 1:32:16
  better survive. The acting was fine and the
• 1:32:18
  direction was above average. The special effects weren't
• 1:32:21
  excessive and there was very little ADD crap which I really
• 1:32:25
  liked, but I couldn't get over where.
• 1:32:27
  The plot holes and logic problems.
• 1:32:29
  The first list I can chalk I can just chalk up to character
• 1:32:33
  stupidity, which is hard to do considering the movie is about a
• 1:32:37
  logical list of zombie roles one should follow.
• 1:32:40
  One, the girls abandoning the two main characters in the
• 1:32:43
  zombie destroyed neighborhood. 2.
• 1:32:46
  Unintentionally setting up Bill Murray to be shot. 3.
• 1:32:51
  Going to an amusement park and attracting zombies for miles
• 1:32:53
  around. The main thing I couldn't get
• 1:32:55
  over was how the two girls managed to ride the amusement
• 1:32:58
  park rides without an operator on the ground.
• 1:33:00
  If it's possible to do that, please somebody chime in and
• 1:33:04
  I'll give Zombieland a couple more stars.
• 1:33:07
  All in all, Zombieland is worth watching if you got nothing
• 1:33:09
  better to do, but don't expect much.
• 1:33:13
  So, yeah, I mean, some people can't drop.
• 1:33:17
  Like, even though we're in a fictitious world where zombies
• 1:33:20
  rule, this is a zombie land, not an actual world.
• 1:33:23
  Yeah, so. But you know, if it isn't
• 1:33:27
  grounded in certain aspects, some people can't let that go.
• 1:33:31
  I don't know. I don't have a Finn issue with
• 1:33:33
  that so much. It's one of those that like,
• 1:33:36
  this wasn't meant to be a super grounded zombie movie.
• 1:33:39
  You know, there are plenty of those out there.
• 1:33:42
  This is meant to be a more fun zombie movie.
• 1:33:43
  And sometimes to do that you have to just like.
• 1:33:47
  It's gonna like, go spend. Reality.
• 1:33:49
  Yeah, like it. Just accept it for what it is.
• 1:33:52
  That's most movies, yeah, for me, honestly, a lot of movies do
• 1:33:55
  that, so. If you start picking apart
• 1:33:57
  movies like this, you're just never gonna have fun watching
• 1:33:59
  movies. You're sad.
• 1:34:02
  Yeah. I just don't, I don't know, like
• 1:34:07
  a movie that's just like 100% grounded.
• 1:34:09
  It can be fun. But if it's a zombie movie where
• 1:34:12
  like shit's already wacky to begin with, you know, you don't
• 1:34:16
  have to keep it super grounded. Like, I'm willing to go on that
• 1:34:19
  ride. I'm already there.
• 1:34:20
  I've already suspended enough disbelief because we're in like
• 1:34:24
  a fictitious world already. So it doesn't bother me.
• 1:34:28
  But you know, some people have their own things and I respect
• 1:34:32
  that. So I did these reviews a little
• 1:34:36
  late, and I don't have any. I have one thing that was on
• 1:34:42
  Instagram and it was from your sister Morgan.
• 1:34:47
  It says yes. Gonna eat all the Twinkies.
• 1:34:49
  Yay. I'm glad you get to because
• 1:34:54
  Woody Harrelson does not get to because he's vegan.
• 1:34:57
  Yeah. Tom.
• 1:34:58
  Has he gets a Twinkie? Yeah.
• 1:35:00
  So, yeah, that's about it though.
• 1:35:03
  So yeah, going forward, by the way, it's no longer Twitter
• 1:35:07
  reviews. We're not really doing Twitter
• 1:35:09
  anymore. It's going to be moving over to
• 1:35:11
  Blue Sky. Yeah.
• 1:35:12
  So I put out a call reviews there, just didn't have enough
• 1:35:16
  time to get anybody really to get a review dropped but.
• 1:35:19
  Blue Sky no longer requires a code to join if that's been
• 1:35:23
  putting you off from doing it. The functionality is very, very
• 1:35:26
  similar to Twitter. We don't have the polls option,
• 1:35:29
  so polls are primarily just going to be on Instagram and.
• 1:35:33
  Spotify, I'll start throwing them on my spot.
• 1:35:36
  Yeah, so that's where you're gonna see those more often now.
• 1:35:43
  But yeah, like Blue Sky is pretty great.
• 1:35:46
  It's a. It's not too steep a learning
• 1:35:47
  curve. It's the guy that originally
• 1:35:49
  created Twitter that made that. OK, I didn't know that.
• 1:35:52
  Well, that makes. Sense why it's so similar yeah.
• 1:35:54
  So yeah, I mean for obvious reasons we've hopped over from
• 1:35:58
  yeah Twitter over to Blue sky. So I'm sorry for those of you
• 1:36:01
  that are over on Twitter. We like you guys.
• 1:36:05
  Yeah. We really have enjoyed the
• 1:36:07
  community that we built over there.
• 1:36:08
  It really does mean a lot to us. And this isn't anything against
• 1:36:11
  the people that we specifically regularly interact with.
• 1:36:15
  It's just the platform as a whole we no longer really want
• 1:36:18
  to engage in. So we're gonna leave it up for
• 1:36:20
  now. And just so that way, there are
• 1:36:23
  still things that people can see, like from our past stuff.
• 1:36:27
  They can still DM us on there. We'll still see those, but we're
• 1:36:30
  probably not really going to be posting there very often.
• 1:36:32
  So if you want some of the same kind of content that we're doing
• 1:36:34
  it there, hop on over to Blue Sky, which is still a least fav
• 1:36:38
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• 1:36:40
  Threads at least. Favorite scamming podcast?
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• 1:36:45
  because we can do polls on there.
• 1:36:47
  OK, so maybe that's where I'll start taking that poll.
• 1:36:50
  Yeah. So that's, yeah, that's the
• 1:36:54
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• 1:36:59
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• 1:37:01
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• 1:37:03
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  to us. Leaving us a rating and review
• 1:37:34
  helps a lot too. Sharing the show, just telling
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  people about it, it all makes a big difference for us.
• 1:37:40
  Yeah, yeah, I, I like that. And you know, reviews and stuff
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  like that too. I like having your alls reviews
• 1:37:47
  Whenever we do these here, I like being able to share other
• 1:37:50
  people's thoughts and get an understanding of, you know, like
• 1:37:54
  everybody like, you know, if you don't like it, if you like it,
• 1:37:56
  we want to know, like we said before, this is like a safe
• 1:37:58
  place. We're not going to hate you or
• 1:38:00
  like shit all over your opinions here.
• 1:38:02
  We just kind of want to know what you guys think about it.
• 1:38:04
  Literally the whole point of our show is that, you know, people,
• 1:38:08
  the movies have its fan bases and that it deserves the fan
• 1:38:12
  bases that it has. So, you know, if you do or don't
• 1:38:15
  like a movie, we like to know why.
• 1:38:17
  We like to understand what what hits the right buttons for you.
• 1:38:19
  Yeah, you know, everybody's got different buttons.
• 1:38:22
  Yeah, we're we're. All still horror fans.
• 1:38:23
  We're up. We're spilling our guts.
• 1:38:25
  Yeah. So we want to see some of you
• 1:38:26
  show your guts. Yeah, show what she gets.
• 1:38:31
  All right, on that note. Next week.
• 1:38:34
  It's child's play, child's play. Cursive shucky.
• 1:38:37
  We have to be or not to be this weekend too.
• 1:38:39
  Oh. Yeah, to be.
• 1:38:39
  I forgot. About that, yeah, that's my
• 1:38:41
  pick. Jessie's pig, all right, so be
• 1:38:43
  prepared for that. And then we've got Cursive
• 1:38:46
  Chucky. Right now.
• 1:38:48
  You can watch it on AMC Plus, YouTube Primetime, Sling TV
• 1:38:52
  Premium, Prime Premium, YouTube TV Premium, or you can rent it
• 1:38:56
  through Google Play or Fandango at home.
• 1:38:58
  Hold on, I think there is also another place you can watch it,
• 1:39:01
  but I want to check it real quick before I say 100%.
• 1:39:06
  So yeah, you can watch it on Chatter.
• 1:39:10
  Yeah, I forgot they just added that.
• 1:39:11
  Yeah, it is on Shutter. So in fact, I think that's like
• 1:39:15
  where most of those things that you were just listening if
• 1:39:17
  you're subscribed to Shutter through those platforms, that's
• 1:39:20
  how you kind of watch. It that AMC Plus was there.
• 1:39:22
  Yeah, OK. So yeah, it's on Shutter and AMC
• 1:39:24
  Plus for whatever service you were subscribed to that through.
• 1:39:27
  So yeah, it's a y'all, I imagine probably are subscribed to that.
• 1:39:32
  If not, you know, you can have that movie too.
• 1:39:34
  I don't know whatever. Yeah, we have it, but we have
• 1:39:37
  it. Yeah.
• 1:39:38
  Going back, I like it. I'm happy.
• 1:39:40
  If we're going to post see the truckie, it's like a new era.
• 1:39:45
  I feel. I feel like this movie marks a
• 1:39:47
  whole new era of the franchise. Definitely does.
• 1:39:50
  We we get the introduction of Nika.
• 1:39:51
  Yeah. Oh yeah, Fiona Dwarf.
• 1:39:54
  So that's really exciting. Yeah, I'm really looking forward
• 1:39:56
  to it. So, but you know, in the
• 1:39:58
  meantime, we'll have our to be or not to be.
• 1:39:59
  So don't know what that's going to be, but who boy?
• 1:40:02
  Be on the lookout. All right, so now I guess that
• 1:40:06
  means we are saying goodbye to Zombieland.
• 1:40:10
  Goodbye Zombieland. Yeah, bye, Zombieland.
• 1:40:11
  We'll see you guys on this weekend.
• 1:40:14
  All right, all. Right.
• 1:40:15
  Until then, bye. Jesse's pop filter just escaped.
• 1:40:33
  It has. It's against me ever since that
• 1:40:35
  day I sneezed it off.