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Season One, Episode 17: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 3: Religious Crap · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

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Greetings come and welcome to Flile to the face.
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Oh my God, my name is Cannibal. Chris and I will be our game
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master as we continue to play Merck Borg as always.
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This is the Merck Borg show. We're playing Church of the Worm
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still, so let's get into. It Hello, I am Levi.
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Oh yeah, you died a horrible shit death.
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Yeah, Levi's in limbo. I'm Thomas and I'm continuing to
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play Weeva. For now.
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I'm Kevin and I'm playing Tommy. And I'm Todd Word and Greg.
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That does sound right. Yeah.
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I'm Nate and I play. Screech.
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Scratchers. No, you're Dorian.
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For now, who? Was that?
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What the flail? So the four of you now you're
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what are five? There are now four are deep
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underneath the tunnels of the cesspits of Schleswig, kind of
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winding tunnels of various width and description before you guys
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continue on. You guys are heading and
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wherever it is that these shitty eaters are communing and you
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think you're going the right way.
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Either way, somebody give me AD 8, AD 10 and another D10.
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Make vacation boy. Do it.
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Yes, vacation boy. D8 I got a 5 go.
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Fingers are crisp for dice rolling.
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And got a 5 on AD 10 get and A1. OK.
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You guys continue on and you guys turn another corner.
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You guys are blindly turning corners.
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You don't know where you're going, but you turn and you
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notice the hallway that you guys are wandering down is immensely
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sticky to the touch, like Flypaper.
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But as you guys continue on, you start hearing this grinding and
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this this squelching. As in front of you, you notice a
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worm about as thick as a man rib flesh.
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Foul odor that's almost apparent before anything else is this
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muscular extension over this toothless mouth.
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Roll initiative, boys. It's getting heavy.
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This is coming at you. Your food.
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Jesus, that's a 5. That's a 5.
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That's you guys. You guys see this thing coming
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at you and it looks hungry. I guess it's hungry.
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The one, do you see Paul Thrun, who's still there I think,
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right. Yeah, Yes.
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OK. I just said make sure who's the
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only one I believe that's with you guys anymore.
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You see him kind of turned to run and he just kind of runs in
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place like a fucking mime would What an asshole.
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I know the NPC. Yeah that's how it goes.
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That being said, actually there is something that I noticed the
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earlier yesterday as we were talking about the last episode's
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companion. We, which you all know at this
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point is a bunch of followers. I notice, and it's a paragraph
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in the book that I don't think I've ever fucking read in my
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life. It's the follower's paragraph on
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page 71. It says the GM makes a morale
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check from time to time, succeed in the Outcast saves, and adds
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the group's highest presence to the role.
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The GM should also consider whether or not the group
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provides the Outcast with the things he she had values.
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That being said, with Paul Teroun doing the goofy little
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runoff thing he did, let's have a morale role and who has the
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highest presence. I have +2 that's.
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Current current winner. Yeah, I have 0.
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We got, I have one. We got +2 going once going.
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For what Present? Yes.
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Presence. That's.
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I got a three. I'm dead.
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Oh yeah, that's right. I looked at you too.
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I'm dead. OK, so we're gonna add a + 3 to
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this morale role. So just give me a 2D6 then.
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Nathans, You're the one with the biggest.
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Why not? The.
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Biggest 8 + 3. I realize now I don't know what
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Platoon's stats are, but A + 3 is definitely a successful
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regardless of what it is, so we'll call it that.
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Yeah, just something that I noticed yesterday.
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I'm like, we've never used this. OK, so I feel like it's relevant
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now. Anyway, go ahead guys.
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Yeah, where's the bad part? The bad.
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Part. That was it.
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Who's going first? Here I play my sword flute.
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You guys are you're. Going to play your sword flute
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at it. I have to, yes.
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I love it. That's what I mean.
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It technically, I want to call this an animal for the sake of
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mechanics of that you can play it like an instrument.
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The lovely tunes have a two and six chance of enchanting him for
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a + 2 to reaction role. OK, so that's a great point.
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So this is a worm, right? Really hard to determine its
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mood. So what we're going to do is
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you're going to play that you can do D6.
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If it succeeds, we'll add that to a reaction role, which will
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roll regardless. Is he drooling from his mouth?
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Or he. Looks hungry.
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I assume he's hungry. I feel like he might be always
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be doing that, but you know he currently is, yes.
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That's a 19 on the dice. My friend, it's AD six.
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You're going to oh, fuck yeah, you automatically play it 4
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four. That's a fit.
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OK, so yeah, you play this horrible tune like it's so bad
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you can almost smell it because he's blowing through it.
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This skeletons breath the worm. I guess what we're going to do
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then is we're just going to roll the reaction anyway then.
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So give me that reaction rule anyway, 2D6.
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The one and a six. It's hard to tell what it's
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doing exactly by its because it's a worm, but it's still
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coming at you guys so. I did nothing.
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Well, you the result was indifferent.
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And I feel like it's how you feel about your food when you're
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a worm. So it's just food.
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That's true. Yeah, they don't have a lot of
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just. Keep playing my stupid songs,
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yeah. Yeah, OK.
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Who else? Yeah, after after watching that
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wonderful display of music Adept, I'm going to go ahead and
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just kind of level my crossbow. Like, just over his shoulder.
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Yeah, and fire a bolt at the worm.
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OK, so since you're levelling it over his shoulder, there's a
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penalty to failure. I feel if you fail by a lot, you
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know what I mean? So five or lower.
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I swear to God if you hit a one. Well, I would say 5 or lower.
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I'm. Going to go ahead and omen that.
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I used to have omens you could have saved.
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Me. It's a new day.
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Oh, that's right. It's a new day.
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That's a 5. That's a 5 total, I said.
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Five or lower didn't. I you did.
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So that does DA damage, correct? Correct.
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And you have how much armor? None.
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OK, well, Thomas, roll that D8. Tell us whatever you wanted to
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tell. Us.
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Oh wait, do I have my smoking jacket?
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No, no. It's shit covered.
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You legitimately. No, he did because it was shit
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covered. Because we pulled it down
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through with us. You.
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Do have it I. Thought he was, he was rather
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bitter about that. Yes, he actually is.
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What did you hit me with? A3.
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Oh, that's. Not bad.
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That's not bad. Miners are D2 as well, so could
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be basically nothing. One dash?
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Yes, not bad. Sticks into his, into his
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shoulder blade. Bone.
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Yep. Could you watch where you're
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aiming that? Do that, do that, do that.
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I'm going to look at him. Just kind of stand up straight
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and crack my back a bit and like, stab the Volge into this
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what I assume is just shit. Yeah, pretty.
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Much. Yeah.
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Just mostly it's not a bulge. I know.
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It's it's probably like more of a Hellberg whatever.
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So I just stab it into the ground and I pull my bow.
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I take a shot at this worm. I like it.
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You guys are fucking clowns. Clowns.
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Just put yourself together hard. Work hard, work hard.
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Work. I don't have my flesh.
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I'm a little, little under the weather.
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I'm stressed out. Stressed out.
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Stressed out. 1818 to hit with that bow.
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Don't bend that off. Fuck yeah.
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OK head covered and so give me your damage.
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And don't subtract D2, just subtract 2 because it says
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ribskin -2. Yum.
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I don't know if that's meant to be D2 or not, but it says 2 so
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we're going two. Fuck duck.
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How much You get 3. -1, OK. I mean no -2.
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I got you. OK, so moving on then.
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So Weemit or Tommy. Oh, Weemit went.
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He's. The one?
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Never mind. I shot Todd.
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Word. That's true.
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OK, so then it's just Tommy. OK, Tommy's going to pull out
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the the cane low dart thing that he pilfered off of Peewee and
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he's going to kind of whip out some of the shit that's in the
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tube load of dart and try to shoot it at the big wormy gay.
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I like to think you just, like, flipped out a poop cylinder.
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Perfect. Yeah, it's like a solid straw.
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He. Just like blew it out.
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Just. Yeah, except when he inhaled, it
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went into the back of his throat.
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Oh yeah. I was like shit.
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Back on the menu, boy. Dumb.
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That was a five. I'm going to omen that.
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Yeah. Oh boy.
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How much? Wait, how much damage is that?
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They're? Just D twos.
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I don't know it. It's just D2, It's AD 2.
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I mean, it's just a, it's a I've been hit by doing nothing.
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It's. Actually.
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Yes, yeah, it makes sense though it is a giant worm.
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You just. Shoot it in the sphincter.
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Don't omen. Don't even.
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Don't omen that. Always.
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Going to I'll let it. Let it fly.
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It just sticks into the poop. It just gone into the shit.
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Into the wall. Absorbs it.
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Yeah, just disappears with that. That's the worm, isn't it?
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Let's see. You're playing a flute.
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You're shooting a crossbow, shooting a blow dart.
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You're shooting. I got to keep your distance.
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Yeah, that's really flirt. Yeah.
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So that means that I kind of feel like you're all kind of
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even. Right.
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I do think I want to be like kind of backing up a bit if it's
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still coming at us. Like, I don't want to be
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shooting a bow at somebody that's coming at me and not try
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to take. Roll AD 5 and whoever picks this
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picked. Yeah, OK.
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Well, we'll go D4 because this guy's not here yet.
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So yeah, so we'll and we'll start round Robin.
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So Thomas, Kevin, Jake, Nate, you know your character is not
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your people, but so Levi, roll AD four.
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We want to do something. Participation trophy.
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One that's that's that's that's weemit.
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OK, so this thing launches this. Earth shattering damage to
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Weemit once, please. It fucking made me to be honest.
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And this thing like lumbering, it's it's slow moving as it's
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coming at you guys. But that makes this fucking
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leap. And give me ADR 12 agility test
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Thomas all. Right.
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Spite omen. Not needed.
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It is a natural one. Oh my God.
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OK, so take D10 damage. Oh, and double it.
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Holy fuck, I'm dead serious. Yeah.
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OK. And your armor breaks, if you
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have any. That's actually true after the
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after application. Use one of your anal beads.
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Yeah, you might have to. I roll the two.
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Oh, that's lucky. So four damage is what we're
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looking. At oh, you Lucky 4.
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Damage and I have the shield of faith, which is let's see what?
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It also reflects damage. But isn't that on his back?
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Don't you shooting? Across.
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You want to shoot in the crossbow?
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Yeah. That's.
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Devils advocate over here. No, that makes sense.
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That makes sense. That Crossbow 2 hander.
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So yeah, four damage then, yeah. That's not that bad.
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Did you have armor? Otherwise but also.
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Nope. No.
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Other armor on them. But also, oh, I figured this
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might be bad. Give me a strength test, the
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R12O boy. That's going to be a 7, OK?
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So, so this thing lunges and you see, like, crushed.
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We miss, right? Like he crushes him under the
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weight of it and you see like his mouth a gape as it does
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this, the weight of this whole thing.
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He's inside the goddamn mouth, standing.
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Yeah. And you see like it kind of rear
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back again and we miss in it's fucking mouth, like you see the
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bottoms of his Bony ass feet and we miss from inside there.
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You see like this, this wonderful, brilliant light
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inside there, like it's the fucking sun inside this damn
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worm. Somewhere deep in there, though,
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you're seeing these lights cast from inside this might.
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Have been the greatest time for that worm, though.
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Couldn't be here, that's. A fair point.
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All right, so with that, Thomas, to give you transparency as to
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the mechanics around it, right now it says Test strength Dr. 12
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will be grappled and next turn devoured.
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So starting next turn, if you fail to get out of that, it's
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going to be DA damage per round that you're being devoured until
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you're dead up. So you gotta go.
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Let's roll an issue with it again.
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I don't. Want to I know?
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Right, everything's terrifying more often than not.
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One A1. Perfect.
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So that thing, you feel this muscular pharynx squeezing you,
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So give me another strength test.
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Got that? Gluck, Gluck.
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I'm going to open that, OK. And that is going to be a 12.
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Oh, on the nuts. OK, so you're like, you're
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struggling against this thing's throat and you managed to like,
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well, how do you get out of that 'cause you did something to get
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yourself out of there. What'd you do?
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I imagine I take one of my bolts from my quiver and I just start
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jabbing into the throat of this worm.
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We're not. We're not going to say that that
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creates any damage per SE, but it does.
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Damage. Just like an irritant, so that
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it just, like, vomits me back out.
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Perfect it. Regurgitates you, but you're not
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the only thing it regurgitates as this light comes rushing at
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you as this happens, and you see a face amongst this light, kind
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of, like, rush out of you because this worm is just like
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regurgitating you. All these muscles are pushing
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you guys out, man. Yeah, you're ejected from this
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worm's mouth, as is this other person.
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What does this weird little dude look like as he's vomited out of
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this worm's stomach and he's. About four foot tall, he's 4
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foot tall. He has a bright and shining
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flame, pompadour, and Oh my. God.
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Fucking Endeavor. You're the worst while all this
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was happening. Before like this worm has wee
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bit in his mouth and shit and I turned, I turned over to Todd
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word and I'm like, yeah, he's. Probably on lost cause, maybe we
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just continue on this way and then they just.
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Start getting thrown up, we. Were about to just come in and
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save you Diamond Diamond I. Slept for your first idea?
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Shut up. And that's on you guys now.
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And he's in. Leather armor?
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Oh, good to. Know with a.
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Broad with a broad. We needed to.
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Really put it together, Yeah, with a broad.
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Axe on his back. Oh, that's help.
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Acting more helpful than that? What is?
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Actually happening here. I feel like I shouldn't be the
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one that's confused, confused. I'm waiting.
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For the new guy to say something, honestly, he has not
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said much and he's enemy I feel like.
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There are bigger problems. Start.
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Work hard work. You're right.
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And I turn around and start running.
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You're just running. I just.
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Run away. I like it, OK.
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I run. Through the ball fields.
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You guys see, Todd would take off and he just takes a corner.
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He's gone. Watch.
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It. Watch, fool.
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Fool. I grabbed my Hamburg off the
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wall. I don't want to leave it here.
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Gotcha. But then what?
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How's this? Worm looking good.
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Worm looking. Nice looking, hungry, hungry and
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virile vein I've been. In there.
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For hours he's very bleached. I got to imagine due to the
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stomach acid from the worm. How?
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I look over at Tommy and I struck like, what the fuck are
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we doing here? Let's get the fuck at it.
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Can I join you guys, guys, guys just.
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Don't talk, let's fucking go. I'll bring my.
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Flames of justice, Justice. What the fuck does that mean?
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It means what it means. Let's go.
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Your hair is on fire. Like Firestorm?
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Pretty much. Yeah, I like it.
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That's great. She's Endeavor.
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Like I said, he's a tiny little endeavor.
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Like some of this, like, bile crap off of him and he's just
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like Todd might have something with this plan just running
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after him. Yeah, you can.
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Follow us. We only have to outrun you, so
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OK. So yeah, the five of you run
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away from this worm. You guys take off the direction
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Toddward went, he takes a corner.
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You guys all take corners. You guys keep doing this and
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eventually the whole tunnels open up to this massive, almost
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stadium sized chamber. Oh shit.
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And in front of you you see a massive, decrepit Chapel of some
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sort. Some kind of church, do you
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think? They have a walk, not down.
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Here super dealt with that. Perfect.
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Full of shit. Stick around me.
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Cannot dry that shit off. Who?
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The fuck are you? I don't know.
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What it is you notice? Oh great, you're slipping again.
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Again. You notice that this Chapel is
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completely surrounded by worms. That's about the size of a human
17:00
arm. You can hear this squirming
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sound just kind of like, endlessly.
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Yeah, yeah. And this chanting.
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This, this weird inhuman chanting.
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Very rhythmic. This entire structure stinks of
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sewage, as you would affect I Play.
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My flutu again, gonna. Play flute again.
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There's lots. Of worms in here.
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That's fair, all right. Give me a 2D6.
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I'm gonna give me AD 6A. Single D6.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Terrible sound again. Fuck so much that like the
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worms, like the little squealing sounds that they're suddenly
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making, are trying to, like, match what you're playing to
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make it better. I put my hand on his shoulder.
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Greatest screech failure I. Can't tell if screech your doors
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right now. Right, now, that was both both
17:46
wise and slightly uneasy, yes. He's just.
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Be at times. I think he sucks with that God.
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Damn it, we much, we much. I'm going to March up the stairs
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to the Chapel, OK. Yeah, you walk up the stairs to
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this Chapel and you notice that these worms, while kind of
18:02
everywhere, are really ignoring you entirely.
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They they don't seem to pay you any mind.
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I'm like, think they fucking are And you guys, Yeah, you walk up
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the stairs, the door is wide open, This front door at this
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Chapel. Are you guys all following him
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up the stairs and into the building?
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I'm kind of like backing up the stairs because I want to see if
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that other worm is continuing to follow us.
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OK, that's. Fair you.
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You're kind of keeping an eye on the tunnel that you guys emerged
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from into this chamber and you don't see anything as you guys
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are backing up. Fortunately, that worm you must
18:33
have lost. And as you can tell he was very
18:34
slow and for mechanical transparency, just so that you
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guys listeners I guess or whoever cares, he's slow moving
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that worm. It's ADR 10 to hit the worm and
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it can always be outrun unless you're grappled always.
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Yep. So the fact that you said you're
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running, I'm like well that's that's the end of that.
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Then you got away from it, which makes sense considering how slow
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moving it is and how quickly you guys could run.
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You guys all head up these stairs.
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You walk into this small chamber, faint smell of mud and
19:04
earth. In here, in this soft squelching
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coming from deeper within, there's this thin, muddy sludge
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under foot. Now the door was open and then
19:12
muddied, and you've noticed that there are tracks of barefoot
19:15
humans in this sludge on the ground.
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The ceiling is vaulted with this fine gold painting, but it's
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mostly covered by smutings of shit.
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Naturally, you notice that there is a golden chandelier hanging
19:27
from the center of the room, from a short chain from the
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ceiling to the north. You notice, or as you go deeper
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because you guys are heading north.
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Let's assume that that in front of you there are three options
19:37
really. A central door it looks worming
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wooden door. And on both sides there are open
19:42
L codes that lead deeper into the church.
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What do you guys do? There's just.
19:45
A big door there. There's like, yeah, there's a
19:47
worm eating wooden door and then on both sides open L codes that
19:50
lead deeper. Can I peek through that door
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real quick? Yeah.
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You. You.
19:55
Kind of pop up to this door. You kind of give it a crack to
19:57
see what's inside before what's inside could potentially see
20:00
you, whatever it might be. But immediately as you crack
20:03
this door, you notice this rotting stink, this bubbling
20:06
sound from as you open the door, you notice there's a font on the
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opposite wall in the rear wall of this room.
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The walls are splattered with that same sludge, but there's a
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single person kneeling at this font, and he's rubbing this
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sludge from the font into his eyes.
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I'm going to. Push the door slowly open and
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and walk in. OK.
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Sir, could you maybe help? You turns to you and you see
20:34
that his eyes are like just his yellow, like jaundiced but
20:38
beyond jaundiced, still rubbing this this shit in his eyes.
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Give me a reaction role. It's a 2D6, and we're going to
20:45
have you add 1 to the fact that you approach they're relatively
20:49
calmly 65. 6. 5711 He looks at you, kind of wiping this shit
20:56
directly out of his eye. He's looking around.
21:01
He's just kind of like, kind of shocked.
21:03
A little bit taken aback. Are you the?
21:05
Only one here or? Oh no, not at all.
21:10
You are very excited. Yes.
21:12
Give me a give me a presence test.
21:13
Dr. 14 is talking to you. Jesus.
21:17
Fuck, I got 5 on the. Dice so.
21:19
OK, so as he's talking to you, you're kind of getting a good
21:22
taking in what you're seeing and what sticks out to you, you're
21:26
almost fixated on it is as he's talking, you see it, 'cause he's
21:29
been rubbing this shit in his eyes, There's just like, you
21:31
know, we're going to get. Pink eye from that Oh yes.
21:35
And he you see this like there's some sludge being, like, mashed
21:38
by his eyelid that's just fucking grossing you out.
21:40
It's frothing and you will just start vomiting.
21:44
I vomit. Yeah, so he says he's got a
21:46
sickening gaze. One creature must test presents,
21:49
Dr. 14, or become incapacitated with vomiting until the end of
21:53
their next turn and become infected.
21:56
You are, so don't worry about that.
21:57
But you are vomiting still, 'cause I imagine that's
21:59
mentally, that's fucking with you, You know what I mean?
22:00
He's puking up. Bone chips, you'll get the.
22:02
Incapacitation. But as you do that he just
22:05
immediately taken aback like offended by what you've done and
22:09
he you can tell that he's. I'm sorry, it's your.
22:12
Eye it looks like a festering. Asshole.
22:16
You see his face changed from wonder and and confusion and
22:19
excitement to to rage as he draws this Mace from his belt.
22:23
You see, this thing's like it clearly has something to do with
22:26
what they're doing. It's got this weird bulbous head
22:29
on it, and it looks like it's to be made of some kind of
22:32
hemorrhoid, some kind of rubber or something.
22:33
You're not entirely sure it's the.
22:35
Outlining of the sphincter, maybe?
22:38
But you notice it's spiked with nails, so that is pissed.
22:42
Give me initiative voice. One so.
22:47
So he charges at you. I bet he does with this with his
22:50
Mace and swings it at you. Give me your gear 12 agility and
22:53
you are incapacitated with vomiting?
22:55
Sure am. I feel like you can't do
22:57
anything about it. So that being the case, take D6
23:00
damage. Minus your armor of course.
23:04
Heavy one. OK, so take two down 4, -, 2.
23:08
He's not doing good. Standing here in the North X
23:11
watching this happen. I'm not.
23:14
I'm actually not. At all.
23:16
Son of a bitch. I turned down to the little man,
23:18
like when Toddward walked up and started peeking at the door.
23:21
So, like, no, dude. Like, just.
23:24
I want to know that, like, Jake's ridiculousness is
23:26
happening in the background. Yeah, I'd.
23:28
Like to say, so yeah, this is probably happening the time that
23:31
that was happening. Yeah, I'm.
23:32
Sure that this is not going to have any bearing on
23:35
conversations we have in the future.
23:38
What the fuck are you all about? Me.
23:41
Yeah, I'm kissed. By the sun.
23:45
What the fuck does that mean if bright Lord?
23:51
The fuck is a bright? I don't know.
23:53
Where he came from, I don't know where Todd Ward's vomit is
23:57
coming from. Right skeletons, I am.
24:02
Also here. I just.
24:06
Shouldn't we just, like, go help him?
24:08
Then I'm currently I am trying to like wrestle this Mace from.
24:13
Are you? Yeah.
24:13
OK, well shit. Dorian.
24:15
However, though, you are incapacitated until the end of
24:18
the next turn. So this first turn of
24:19
initiative. Ohh, I'm just getting.
24:21
Clobbered, yeah. You guys having this?
24:23
Conversation while I'm getting clobbered, yeah.
24:25
As we miss like should we help him?
24:27
Just bam. It's another time.
24:29
Another time where I just turned to Tommy and fucking shrug,
24:33
Yeah. Tommy wasn't paying attention.
24:36
He was staring at the gold chandelier like, oh, that would
24:38
look. Nice in the arch, so it's
24:39
fucking. I definitely would.
24:44
I love. I love going from a team of just
24:46
like complete assholes to one of just nobody can even pay
24:51
attention. Everyone's got their own.
24:52
Thing going on now. So it is.
24:54
Our turn then, yes, it is. Yes, everybody.
24:57
Everybody with Todd. Word I'm still throwing up.
24:58
He's still throwing up, yeah. Just shut the door on me.
25:01
It's fine. I got to think that you're
25:03
you're in the, you probably like you open the door.
25:05
You didn't really go in that I might say.
25:07
I walked in. Did you OK, yeah.
25:08
So the door, the door is open. Yeah.
25:10
You see him fighting him in that, it makes sense.
25:12
For me to go in first, OK, I'll go and go try to stab this dude
25:16
in the neck with this fucking Halbert.
25:19
Keep keep in mind. This room is is very small.
25:21
It's big enough for that dude and and Todd word.
25:25
But another guy gets in there it's gonna get very cramped.
25:26
So but keep in mind that you have a long weapon you can
25:29
probably stab through all. So I went.
25:30
For it, instead of trying to shoot, what are we in?
25:33
The fucking confessional? Well, it's a.
25:35
Chapel, it's a really small. If you saw the the map is very
25:37
small, it's Yeah, we must be. In the confessional strength.
25:40
No that. Comes to all of our.
25:42
Shits back, Back to coming. Up. 17. 17 OK, that hits for
25:48
sure. Seven damage.
25:50
Seven damage minus D2. He does have the same rib skin
25:54
that you're seeing on a lot of these cultists 2 set for. 55
25:56
damage. OK, that's wonderful.
25:58
He's still alive. He's very bloody because you
26:00
stabbed him in the in the neck, the midsection, right?
26:03
Are you going for it? I was going for the neck.
26:05
So I was like just. Like, right between the bones of
26:08
the clavicle. You got him right.
26:09
In the clavicle, thank you, you just slice way through that.
26:12
You see him, like gushing blood out of that area, but he's still
26:14
going. He's very mad though.
26:16
Yeah, of. Course he's mad.
26:17
He's Ed Wynn hanging out in here, fucking rubbing shit in
26:20
his eyes. He's.
26:22
That's what I do. That's true I.
26:25
Think that's you. Guys, yeah, Tom's going.
26:27
To run. Over and see that there's no
26:29
room for him to get in there. So he's just going to either
26:33
wait for the pink eye to run out or, I don't know, let everyone
26:37
else take care. Because you know, there's no
26:39
reason to have the whole room clouded up with people.
26:42
I I probably. Wouldn't stand back as well if
26:43
it was getting clogged. All right.
26:45
Anyway, what about we that we that's going?
26:46
To line up a shot, jam is is shit.
26:51
Stick in the closet there and kind of stir it around a bit.
26:54
We're going. To the same.
26:56
We're going to do the same, Yeah, yeah, because of the
26:58
clogged thing, A5 or lower hits the honey.
27:00
I am so. Close to dying, I.
27:02
Oh, are you? I'm going to open.
27:03
That 40 Gosh. Go open.
27:06
That God damn. Yeah.
27:09
That's a. That's a four.
27:10
God damn. It so Toddler and Screech are
27:15
both in the doorway. We're going to call it AD 2.
27:18
Yep, D211. It's Toddler 2 with Screech
27:20
that. Is A2.
27:25
Screech. You're taking damage EA Damage
27:28
minus. Screech's armor 2 minus.
27:34
One for. I started to.
27:38
Think that Raymond is not so friendly.
27:41
Hey you guys. Remember what you guys did to
27:42
Fisk? Just just keep that in mind
27:48
maybe. Maybe I am the problem I'm.
27:52
I'm not. Quite convinced.
27:54
I'm not quite convinced that you're on our side, friend.
27:58
Take another shot at. Rub it in your eyes and you'll
28:03
see the truth, he says. That you guys are fighting him?
28:07
I puke in his mouth. That puts us just to the tiny
28:15
little weird man, I. Don't feel like you do anything.
28:18
He just don't have the. Crazy.
28:20
Typical Levi. Move I mean.
28:22
I. Do.
28:24
Pull up that whole. Room you're all.
28:26
Dead if I do that 10 do you have?
28:28
That I do. Have that, let me ask you a.
28:29
Question what is your class? I am playing the Sun Scorch,
28:33
Zilock, your father. Sun Scorch Salad.
28:34
Just like Rumble was you're one point.
28:36
You're a bomb in our. Previous Cold to death?
28:38
Yeah, show. Don't like that?
28:41
And what? The one power I rolled was the
28:43
sun, The sun, the sun, the sun. So I'm not going to use it.
28:47
That's fair. That makes sense.
28:48
OK, cut your HP in half. Fucking bad.
28:51
Other other kill everybody. In the room?
28:52
Yeah. Kill everybody. 2D10 OK.
28:55
Then that gives us back to initiative again. 4.
28:58
That's you guys. Lucky.
28:59
This poor dude I'm. Going to stab him again?
29:01
OK, do it. How how?
29:03
How much longer are you peaking for I'm?
29:05
Done. That is a 12/12.
29:07
That hits wonderful. That is a nine, OK?
29:10
That's a lot of damage. -2 for seven Tell me about it.
29:14
I stabbed this. Dude in the neck or in the
29:16
clavicle before and then we Mitt shoots me right in the back and
29:20
I turn and I look at him. I turn back.
29:22
I stabbed this dude in the eye and I just leave it there to
29:25
fall and just start walking back to we Mitt and slowly kind of
29:28
start hunching over a little bit again.
29:30
Oh God. Oh, you're going?
29:30
Back to had to form. We've been here for a.
29:33
Year for years, for hours. Now at this point, yeah, I would
29:37
say. So yeah, you've been underground
29:38
for hours, I pointed. We may just fucking you.
29:41
You. Not me.
29:43
Not me. Not on my knee.
29:45
You and I. Push him over into the shit.
29:51
Oh really? Go posing strength.
29:55
You got the 12? Yeah.
29:56
You you succeed on that one, friend.
29:58
Yeah, you push me. Teeters like a skeleton, but it
30:00
doesn't go down. That is going.
30:02
To stand up right in his face that.
30:04
Was uncolorable. That's fair.
30:08
That's fair. That's fair.
30:11
Who the fuck's Armani Armani? Oh yeah, that's good.
30:21
Wait. What?
30:21
Wait, what? You fucking weed, man.
30:24
Weed, man. Weed, man.
30:26
Just don't fucking shoot me again.
30:27
I'll write him. I'll write him.
30:28
I'll write. All right.
30:29
I'll. Just save him for toddler decks.
30:33
I'm going to stand up from the shit floor.
30:35
I'm going to point at we mutt. Make sure it counts the next
30:39
time. Because I'm sick of this.
30:40
Sick of this if. You're going to get me, Kill me.
30:45
It sounds like you guys have a complex.
30:46
Back story There it. Is beautiful.
30:51
That was wonderful building execution.
30:53
Love it is there. Anything on this fucking
30:56
festering ass eye worm guy? Hey, that's a wonderful
30:59
question. I right there.
31:01
I mean, he's. Got the Mace?
31:02
Yep. Yep.
31:03
Actually, he's got that Mace, that ceremonial Mace.
31:05
And if you were a normal person looking at it like a VR, or
31:09
maybe you would, you would see a plunger.
31:14
Nice. Figured.
31:16
Well, as I was saying, I know I put together in my mind with the
31:18
ceremonial ceremonial Mace. Looks like I'm like this is a
31:21
plunger in my head. That's what I was coming up with
31:24
anyway. You trying to look this guy?
31:25
Yeah, you find that. But as you dig through his
31:27
pockets, give me a D6661. Finds.
31:30
That much silver on him? Damn.
31:32
Hooray, that's actually. Like, one of the better things
31:34
you can find on that list is the silver.
31:36
Yeah, that's the time, man. OK if I got to.
31:38
Like, pull the Hellberg out of this guy's skull while he's
31:40
doing that, Todd. Wood.
31:42
Todd Wood, Yes. Nobody.
31:44
Honest. I don't know if I get a lot of
31:46
time to hang out. And I watched the shoes that I
31:48
ate, that I ate. Kill, kill that old man.
31:52
It was fucking beautiful. Age was.
31:56
It was good to spend time with to spend time.
31:59
It was good to see you again, to see you again, to see you.
32:01
Can you do me? Can you do?
32:02
Me. Can you do me a little favor?
32:04
Favor. You want me?
32:05
To do this thing. I just don't.
32:11
I just don't. I'd like you to stop, play,
32:13
stop, play. Screech.
32:15
I. I suppose it's my.
32:17
Fault, my fault, my. It's our fault we both got
32:20
involved in it. It's it's whatever.
32:22
But I'll be nicer to screech if you find.
32:25
More that are definitely not poisonous.
32:27
Poisonous. I'll test him on the and I look
32:30
at the strange little man that's joined us.
32:32
Never mind, never mind. I can't tell if he's smarter or
32:35
not, but I've got you. I've got you.
32:37
And I kind of like, I kind of just hunch over, like kind of
32:40
get on my haunches there and then put my hand on the
32:41
shoulder. And I was.
32:43
Like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry.
32:47
And I grabbed the stick and I just.
32:49
I walk out all Tarzan style pull through.
32:51
And watch as you guys have this conversation and he points to
32:54
both of you guys and then puts his two fingers together.
32:57
I push him over, except for he. Slips like, a lot.
33:04
He's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, take the minute to go
33:06
down. Yeah, But he does falls right on
33:08
his side and you hear a crunch. What's that?
33:10
Mace do D6. Damage.
33:12
I leave it. There, OK.
33:14
He's like, this is a fucking. Toilet plunger with nails in it.
33:19
Yeah, it's like a nail. Bat.
33:20
But it's a pleasure. Wonderful.
33:22
So what do you guys do? Yeah, we've been going to walk
33:25
over and collect that plunger, OK?
33:27
Yeah, go for it. D6 For the ceremonial Mace, I'm
33:30
going. To stand over by Tommy and look
33:31
up at the chandelier it. Looks nice, you both.
33:34
How about Tommy and Screech both?
33:36
Give me AD 20. Oh no.
33:37
Wow. OK.
33:39
Does the scene 5 Does the chandelier have mine powers too?
33:42
Looks like it's about. It's worth about 21 silver.
33:45
Wow. Just estimating at you're like,
33:47
yeah, it looks like a good bucket.
33:48
Get about, get about 20 for it. Chips, plate chips, plate chips.
33:52
To Telford gear still look. Nice though, in the arch rogues.
33:56
Should we keep moving? We could.
33:59
Or we could just stay here and admire the view of that one
34:02
night. No, that.
34:04
Don't get it. Twisted.
34:04
That's coming home with us. He's coming home with us, OK?
34:07
How do you How do we get? Faces hit.
34:09
I'm taking that. Fair enough.
34:10
How are you? Planning on taking that out.
34:13
It's not like we found a fucking ladder out yet.
34:16
Actually, it's. Preaching very pretty quiet.
34:20
He's right, it is. But you still have.
34:22
To bring it with us, With us, that sounds.
34:25
Like a me problem, not you Skelly friend.
34:27
Skelly friend. Yeah, that's a good point.
34:28
It's about. The diameter of We Might Shield
34:31
of Faith and you should on it. Oh yeah, actually pretty much
34:35
everything has some some years of it.
34:36
Yeah. Everything needs a good cost.
34:38
Interesting, is it? I'll, I'll take a peek around
34:42
one of them. Alco, as you were talking about.
34:44
Yeah, yeah, you look. Through and you realize as you
34:46
look through that the other one leads to the same room.
34:49
Because you see the other doorway.
34:50
You know, as you do, but you see shin high reeking slurry.
34:53
Just liquid. Shit, I just.
34:55
Fucking walk through it. You do?
34:56
Yeah, it. Squelches, as you do.
34:58
Give me. Just give me a coin flip.
35:01
OK. Yeah.
35:04
Give. Me AD 40.
35:05
No. 2. You notice as you walk into this
35:09
room too, that there are five these the same cultists that you
35:13
guys interrogated, those kind of dudes.
35:15
You know, you see a couple, more than five of them specifically
35:18
just writhing around in this slurry, just, you know, doing
35:21
their what the fuck they're doing.
35:22
But they're just having a great time.
35:24
They're just gentlemen, They. Doing the worm, yes.
35:28
Actually, yeah, they're just doing the work now.
35:32
Yeah, yeah. You notice too rank filth just
35:34
dripping from the ceiling and pooling on the on the floor,
35:37
smearing onto the the pillars in this really large room.
35:40
Actually, it looks like this is the nave of the Chapel, about a
35:44
dozen or so pillars lying this pretty long chamber.
35:47
You notice as well that there is an open L Cove to the northeast
35:51
corner. And again you're facing north as
35:52
you come in in the northeast corner and open Elk Cove to the
35:55
east, a solid wooden door in the southeast corner across from
35:59
that open Elk Cove, another wooden door and then in the
36:02
southeast and southwest corners near you, both those open elk
36:07
coves leading. I just want a reading at the
36:08
door you walk through to the very West side of double wooden
36:11
doors. So the recap northeast and
36:14
southeast corners have two different an open Elk Cove and a
36:17
wooden door. There's a wooden door to the
36:19
east and a double wooden door to the West I.
36:21
Would like to spend a power. To do that twist of the.
36:24
Arm to who? To these gentlemen.
36:27
OK, I'm gonna. I'm getting there.
36:30
What are you trying? To do yeah, why as we walk.
36:33
Into this weird pool of shit and all the wriggling arriving.
36:37
Yeah. Hello.
36:38
Hello. We're from the other shit
36:40
church. You're here to speak.
36:43
Your priest. Your priest.
36:45
The one of them, a lot of them like kind of slow down their
36:48
wriggling and kind of just like it's almost.
36:50
Nice moves. Kids in like a wading pool, how
36:53
they would swim in there, they're pretty much doing that
36:54
kind of thing. And one of that since 92, right?
36:57
I know how you feel. One of them just kind of like
37:00
submerges entirely, stands up out of the water, straight up
37:04
out of the slurry. Rather not water.
37:05
There's another. There's another, yes, another
37:07
church. Yes, like this one.
37:09
It sure is. I can't.
37:11
Can you take me? I cannot.
37:12
Can you take all of us? Yes.
37:14
We will all go, but I first I need to know what is behind all
37:18
of these doors other. Rooms, of course.
37:25
All kinds of things. But you'd like to find out,
37:28
wouldn't you? Well, you're not going to.
37:33
Well, can you at least tell us where your your high priest is?
37:37
Oh God. The same place where you can go
37:39
fuck yourself. God damn it, that's a waste.
37:46
Of a power. Oh, that's where you use the
37:47
power to do that. It's up to.
37:49
You if if it works or not I feel.
37:52
Like. You did come up with a pretty
37:54
good idea, yeah. He.
37:56
Seemed like he was believing me, but then he told me to fuck off.
37:59
Oh, no, it was. It was when you were asking
38:01
about like, hey, now where's your boss?
38:03
It's like the counterpoint. Though, like, legitimately, how
38:06
many other churches of shit are in this town, exactly?
38:10
Probably a lot. Or maybe none.
38:11
Hard to say. Yeah, I mean.
38:13
That's hard to say. Is the part that the part that
38:16
makes it a valuable look I. Understand.
38:18
You want to, you know, push us around in the shit and have fun
38:21
and fun. Yes.
38:21
Join us. Yes, it.
38:22
Would. Be very nice, but we've traveled
38:25
very far many oceans. We've delivered shit to many
38:29
people he gets. Really close to you like pulling
38:31
your collar in. I have how far from where smell
38:36
my. Smoking jacket.
38:37
It smells. Like shit.
38:38
It's glorious. I get.
38:42
I could just get close enough to take their faces and push them
38:44
apart a little bit and then clap my hands twice very, very
38:48
quietly and then step back again.
38:51
He just looks at Screech confusedly.
38:53
I I stare with malice. He is.
38:56
He is. He just kind of like, he stares
38:59
back, but there's just like no, like discernible, like the
39:03
motion in his eyes. Like you're like, I don't know
39:05
how to read Screech. He's become one with the shit,
39:09
yeah, the Fest 39 has taken over, if you know of time.
39:14
He's got the, got the. I'll be back.
39:18
I need to that reminds. Me.
39:20
It's break time. Coming soon to Kickstarter.
39:46
An ancient forest, An ensemble of lost souls, a spiteful curse.
39:53
This place has been desecrated 10 new classes, even more cursed
40:01
relics, a forest hex crawl, hordes of withered creatures,
40:07
and much more. Welcome back to Flail to the
40:30
Face. So you guys are talking to these
40:35
five worm cultists who are getting a little agitated, a
40:38
little confused. Everybody's a little agitated
40:39
and confused. What about?
40:40
His powers about his. Powers All right, how is that
40:43
going to handle you? You feel like these guys were
40:46
going to jump you? Like there's a little bit of
40:48
sketchiness from way that they're covered in.
40:50
Shit, right it's. Going to be slippery You never
40:53
you never had part of the. Shit.
40:55
Part of the crew, part of. The shit part of the crew.
41:00
But oh God, it feels like your persuasiveness is kind of
41:05
holding in that Bay. It's not terrible.
41:07
Not. Bad.
41:08
Definitely better than it could be.
41:10
Look how. About you boys, just continue
41:11
your shit writhing while the rest of us go look for the high
41:15
priest. The high priest or priest.
41:16
Sorry it's been a long day. My nasal cavity is full of shit.
41:20
Shit. So you continue.
41:24
Your play things and you'll be on our way, all right?
41:27
But if you want to join us, you will be he just swan dies into
41:31
the shit. I just nod.
41:32
My head at him. Right, boys?
41:34
Alright, boys. I leave them, leave them to be
41:37
preoccupied now. Occupied now store.
41:39
So as, yeah, as you guys look around, you see in the middle of
41:42
this room kind of where you're standing, there's a almost like
41:46
a little, it's like a booth in the middle of this room.
41:48
It could be a confessional of some sort or something along
41:50
those lines. There's a little ringer.
41:51
Bell on there, little dinger. Bell, No, but there.
41:53
There's a big heavy door and it looks it looks saturated.
41:56
Also, in the further north in this room you notice that there
41:59
is another confessional type room as well, about twice the
42:02
size of the one that just described.
42:04
Again, again, there are doors to your your east and to your West.
42:08
And also in the Let's slap. That W door open real quick the
42:11
double. Doors.
42:12
Yeah. OK, yeah.
42:13
So you you walk over to those double doors, you give them a
42:16
push, and you notice that you're outside.
42:19
It's an exterior door. Oh, I shut.
42:21
The door. Yeah, Well, wrong door.
42:24
Wrong door. Like.
42:26
Outside. Outside.
42:28
No, no like. Outside into this arena shaped
42:30
chasm. You know what I mean with all
42:31
the worms outside of the building, outside of the outside
42:34
of the church. In this case, yeah, let's.
42:37
Try the east door, I suppose, walking.
42:39
Across the hall. Shit.
42:41
Yeah, you. You get to this E door.
42:44
You open this wooden door and immediately the stench of sweat
42:48
just watches over you. This dim light does as well.
42:51
And also you notice that the sludge is a little little
42:54
shallower here. It's only ankle high.
42:55
Wow, I. Like it in here better already
42:57
you notice? That this seems to be a a
43:00
sleeping area of some sort. There's like shit covered piles
43:04
of garbage that these guys are completely sleeping and you you
43:08
can assume that they're sleeping on these things because of the
43:09
way that they're just like indented, you know, and like
43:12
they've been sleeping on them. Fortunately though, no, nobody's
43:14
present in this room. But you do notice that to the
43:17
north there is a wooden door at the end of this.
43:19
This is a relatively narrow, long room sleeping in a row, a
43:23
wooden door on the north, and then a a stone door directly in
43:27
front of you across the room. Well, I would.
43:31
I would like to continue N into the depths of this place I want
43:35
to. Say we seem to be on the right
43:36
track. You already found a room that
43:38
smells better than everywhere else.
43:39
I'll check the. Other door.
43:40
The one. Across the hall or the one?
43:42
On the north, the one, the one the stone.
43:45
Door across from you or the wooden door on the north, the
43:47
opposite of what I'm going. North, OK, so.
43:49
Yeah, Todd, word's going north, You're going east.
43:50
OK, So both of you guys open up your doors respectively.
43:53
And you notice again these are exterior doors much like the one
43:56
across went to. But Todd word you notice as you
43:59
open this, you're not seeing just like The Cave, like the
44:02
other door you opened was you're seeing another section of of
44:05
this Chapel across from you and there is another door.
44:09
I'm going. To turn to the group and gesture
44:11
for them to follow me, we're. Right behind you.
44:13
OK all. Right you.
44:14
Can you Can you guys all head out this N door, that top word
44:18
opened, and walk across the exterior to this other door and
44:22
find yourselves in another section of the church reeking
44:26
slurry beneath rows of wooden pews?
44:29
This mournful wailing is heard in this room, and splinters of
44:32
shattered wood litter the place entirely.
44:34
Give me AD two, anybody. I point at Jake all the time.
44:37
But anybody do it, I'll do it because of my your angle.
44:40
I'm Jake. I'm always talking directly to
44:42
Jake. A1 OK, A1 Good.
44:44
OK, you not entirely sure where this, this mournful antiphon is
44:49
coming from, but there are shattered and splintered pews
44:52
cluttering this space, forming like a makeshift barricade
44:55
against one of the walls of this room up to the north, actually
44:58
in the center. Like it's keeping something.
45:00
In there maybe? Yeah, perhaps you're not
45:02
entirely sure what exactly is behind the barricade, but it's
45:04
clearly a built barricade. Now, this room is is wide and
45:08
and short, you know what I mean? So it's wider to the east to the
45:11
West than it is north to South, you know what I mean?
45:13
But also in this room you're finding behind that barricade as
45:15
you guys are kind of getting your bearings of the room.
45:17
You notice the silk flap and it seems to be covered with this
45:21
writhing worms, and I'm intrigued.
45:24
Yeah, also. On the northeast of this room,
45:27
it seems like there's a small wooden door hanging off and
45:29
hanging on its hinges well. Don't just stand there,
45:32
everybody. Let's take this barricade down
45:35
and I'd start moving some of the stuff.
45:37
What? See what's back behind that That
45:39
silk as. Soon as you yeah.
45:40
As soon as you go to grab some of these pieces of wood, you
45:43
hear this rustling through all of this broken pews and another
45:47
one of those giant worms in the hallway 'cause one get out of
45:51
it. It's just breaching.
45:52
Like like Free Willy and Real initiative, boys.
45:57
Fucking fucking well Shit worms are hungry.
46:03
Six. It's us.
46:04
It's you. Yep.
46:04
What are you guys going to do? You have a moment to react?
46:07
I throw. The piece of whatever furniture
46:09
I have in my arms I like. That OK.
46:11
So First off, test strength to do that great normal DR12.
46:16
So that's funny. Oh my.
46:18
God grab a. Chunk of Broken Pew that's made
46:20
into this barricade and you just whip it at the worm.
46:23
We're going to call that makeshift damage, of course.
46:25
So DD422 damage. OK, -2 -?
46:30
D Two do. Do I get bonus damage or some
46:33
four damage? Yeah.
46:33
So. He takes 2.
46:34
Damage from that furniture he takes 4.
46:36
Damage minus the D2 and his armor breaks.
46:39
Yep, that's. Actually true his rib skin.
46:40
It busts right through it. Actually this clarifies because
46:43
I'm looking at a different stab block of the same murder worm on
46:46
a different page and it says rib skin minus D2.
46:50
So therefore it should all. I feel like whenever there's a
46:52
thing that's not that's deviating from the normal, we
46:55
just go with what it should be, You know what I mean?
46:57
Anyway, he. Took two, He took two.
46:58
Damage. OK, that's that's not bad.
47:00
You whip this broken two out of them, it shatters, and you
47:02
notice a lot of these fragments just right into his rib skin,
47:05
creating this huge range. Take that.
47:09
Who's that? Who's next?
47:10
Hide behind. Screech.
47:13
Wow. Cowardly.
47:16
Seeing. That the the worm can be
47:17
damaged. Tommy's going to run up with
47:19
this tomahawk and try to go for the the open wound and open it
47:24
up more. Love it do.
47:25
It, yeah, Double penetration actually.
47:27
This is going to be ADR 10 to hit the worm.
47:29
That's something. I don't know if it came up in
47:30
the last one. I think you guys never had to
47:32
ride that line really. Afterwards.
47:33
I did, yeah. OK.
47:34
So yeah, Dr. 10. I'm going to omen that 'cause I
47:37
got AT OK. Nicole, could you?
47:39
And that's a three, so, all right, so.
47:43
You're trying. You're trying to hit the
47:44
hatchet, but like, we're going to hit him with the hatchet, but
47:46
you're just hitting the ribs of what's left of his armor.
47:49
Not that there's anything left of it, but enough to not do
47:51
anything, do it and pissing it off.
47:54
We met Screech and the new guy who doesn't have a name yet.
47:58
I. Have a name.
48:00
We Met's going to go ahead and fire a crossbow bolt.
48:03
Do it. Yeah, I got a 4A4.
48:08
No fucking way. I'm.
48:11
On my third D20 tonight, I like. I like how this keeps happening
48:15
and then we keep doing it. The thing is, in this situation,
48:18
I mean, Tommy is up there in melee.
48:20
I feel like Tommy is the one who's in danger here.
48:22
No, he just turns around and. Aims at me.
48:25
Yeah, like the worms over there. Over there, No.
48:30
So Tommy, you're going to take the D8 damage minus your armor
48:33
Legitimately kill either? Of you, you could roll.
48:36
The two oh God, save this life. I'm glad.
48:40
You're rolling shit, yeah. That's a great place we got.
48:42
The -2 for my my best. OK, you.
48:45
Could negate it entirely, yeah. Negated Oh.
48:47
My God, that thing. Whizzes that.
48:50
That bold whizzes over your fucking shoulder.
48:53
It's totally the lighting in here.
48:57
I thought you were shooting. At Todd what?
48:59
I peek around the screech. Don't you dare fucking aim that
49:02
thing at me. Screech already.
49:03
Warned you about Hermione. I don't quite know what that
49:09
means. Oh, if I have a bit screech, go
49:13
ahead. Story and thank you.
49:18
OK, whatever. You I'll yeah, I'll get up and I
49:22
don't know if I'll get up in that business to be honest.
49:24
They're pretty devastating. I do.
49:26
Have the bow for a reason and I could do that.
49:29
What are you? What are you weird?
49:31
Little light, man. What is your fucking?
49:34
Name. What do you do right?
49:36
What are you doing right? Now what do you look like?
49:38
Like we haven't seen you in an actual fight or anything.
49:41
Yeah, he's done. Nothing with some weird things
49:43
like an 8 year old. Boy in in a Knight's costume.
49:46
That's what I imagine I feel like.
49:48
He's just for Halloween. He's just wrong.
49:50
I'm just here. He's just like a wrong.
49:52
He's just wrong. I.
49:53
I might help, but I mean I. Mean you just What do you look
49:56
like? Are you sitting there just
49:57
shaking? Are you staring off into the mid
49:59
distance spanking it in the? Corner What are you doing?
50:02
What are you doing? I I guess I will take out my
50:06
broad axe and do what? Was it?
50:08
Do. I spit shines.
50:10
It. It's 1230.
50:16
Oh, no, IMAX. Man Sword.
50:18
Guy No. Oh no.
50:21
I I. Guess he would go and attack the
50:24
worm, OK. She runs up with his bats rod.
50:27
Axe. And broadly hits it.
50:30
Go ahead, give me that Dr. 10 strength.
50:32
Just use. The something?
50:33
Yeah, then. You're all toast.
50:35
Buttered. Literally, Can you imagine this?
50:37
I literally. Could kill everyone here with
50:39
that burning corpses. And shit burning.
50:41
Literally, I have no idea what that smells like and I don't
50:43
want to know it's not. Great.
50:44
Nice. I'm sure.
50:45
Nice touch. That's a.
50:46
Twelver, that is a. Twelver.
50:48
That's a hitter. Nice.
50:49
All right, give me the damage. Take AD Sixer.
50:52
That's two. That's 2 -.
50:53
D. Two.
50:54
I thought his armor broke. Oh, sorry.
50:55
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
50:57
Yep. OK, so you hit it.
50:59
You got him right in the open wound and then I'm going to
51:01
back. Up.
51:04
To get out of the immediate range you don't want.
51:05
To be the first the 1st. Person That's smart.
51:08
Screecher is the only one left to go, I believe, yeah.
51:10
I'll sidestep him with the Halberg while he's kind of
51:15
backing up, and I'll go in for a stab on this creature as well.
51:19
Make it happen Dr. 10. And I'll stay.
51:21
Directly behind him the whole time, just like.
51:23
With him shadowing. Him the 17, that's seven damage
51:28
7. Damage.
51:30
Love it. Dorian's a Mosser.
51:33
OK, it is its turn since you put him down at this point.
51:36
Give me a morale test. D2D6, You're shooting for a nine
51:40
or higher? Nope.
51:42
OK, it's a six. It keeps on kicking.
51:45
Who's in melee range you say that you're not.
51:48
Yep. Tommy definitely is women.
51:49
Never is Screech. You kind of are.
51:53
You did the most damage to it. You drew a egg roll, so I'm
51:55
going to attack you. This makes sense.
51:57
So this worm from that, from that slash you gave it, it
52:02
recoils from it and lunges at you trying to give you that
52:05
whole slam and devour thing. So give me Dr. No.
52:08
It's weird that it's slow moving, so it's easy to hit, but
52:11
it's not easy to have you. Played Souls game.
52:13
That's a fair point. I played too much and not and
52:15
not enough at the same time. So Dr. 12 Agility I use my omen
52:22
right? Behind him, I use my omen.
52:24
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense.
52:26
There you go. Perfect.
52:28
This thing lunges at you and you're not.
52:31
Push them out of the. Way Yeah, Yeah.
52:32
It's like it's like coming at you, like it's going to eclipse
52:35
you, but then you you feel hard or just give you a little push,
52:40
Enough of a nudge. That worms.
52:43
We're brought out the sun, they kind.
52:45
Of do and you guys both managed to maneuver just enough out of
52:48
the way where this thing just collapses to the ground.
52:51
Damn it. Dorian, Timing, timing, Dodge
52:53
roll, and. Yeah, yeah.
52:56
And give me initiative, Levi. I appreciate the iframes.
53:01
Yes, we cannot. Face tank this one.
53:03
And the two on the dice, So that is the worm again.
53:06
The worm stands back up again and it goes for another one of
53:09
these at Screech. OK.
53:11
So DR12 Agility. Yeah, I got you.
53:14
Oh yeah. Again, you just you see it
53:16
coming. You know it's coming for you.
53:17
It's kind of got it's locking eyes that if it didn't have them
53:20
with you and you roll out of the way and yes you keep your hand
53:23
raised I am. Right, there you are.
53:26
I don't want to do this to myself, but do I also need a
53:29
roll I feel? Like because of the fact you got
53:33
to slam him down and he's noticing it to get out of the
53:35
way, you are still there. So I I feel like you should,
53:37
then yes, only because you brought it up.
53:39
You know, If you didn't, we wouldn't have been doing that.
53:40
But you get a fucking nice. You get a, you get a What do you
53:48
call that Perry caught on? Perry.
53:49
But Perry? Robust, robust, I said.
53:52
Robust. Robust.
53:54
Robusty you totally get to. Robust there.
53:58
Rigatoni repasta? Yes.
54:01
I lit the Fed of tea well. After watching Dorian fucking
54:04
step out of the way, I'm just going to stick my sword up like
54:07
and and cower a little bit. I like it.
54:10
Yeah, 16. Word dice.
54:12
So beautiful. Yeah, this thing lands on your
54:15
blade. Give me damage D8, OK.
54:18
Damn. Where is.
54:18
That fucking it's a flat. D8 too You got no armor left?
54:20
Yeah. Where's?
54:21
The shrill 2. D fours and that we can do that
54:25
I will. You can't 'cause you can't roll
54:26
one. What I promise.
54:27
I don't where's the fucking this.
54:28
One I don't. See.
54:29
Oh, there it is. It looks like another four.
54:34
I use my old man to Max damage. OK.
54:36
Auto Transparency, I will say that that's you don't need to.
54:39
There you go. OK, and then to tell you why you
54:42
rolled the two on damage. He has no armor and two hit
54:44
points left. Oh my God.
54:46
Rather than spinning your open, tell me about it.
54:49
I fucking squinch up and I I close my eyelids if they were
54:53
there and I hold the sword up and I I just prepare for that
54:56
thing to land on me. And it does it.
54:58
It does. Yep, it does.
54:59
But it doesn't crush you. You feel it land on the blade,
55:02
you feel the weight and you're holding it up and you just feel
55:04
like a little limp after that, Yeah.
55:06
And. And then then I pop up from the
55:07
other side of the worm, still standing, and I I look around
55:10
and I'm like, am I infected now? Yeah.
56:01
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56:02
the episode. This episode features the
56:04
adventure Church of the Worm by JVC Perry with Levi playing
56:08
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56:13
MIT the Catacomb St. by Makuti, Kevin playing Tommy the Shonky
56:17
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56:20
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56:24
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57:25
It's going. To be like the end.
57:30
Of Jane Silent Bot. Did you say?
57:34
Jake was quote. Fucking.
57:36
Clown shoes. Warm besides the guy, well, he's
57:43
got like. A hosta too?
57:45
So what? Like.
57:47
A hosta. So long reach with that thing.
57:49
Oh, I. See, you say.
57:50
Yeah, he does have a long reach. So I don't know what the word
57:53
you said was, but a hosta. What's a Hosta?
57:56
Like a? It's like a spear hosta, la.
57:57
Vista it's like a. Spear with like, you know, two
58:00
spikes that come off of it. Oh, that what?
58:02
That is, yeah, I have no idea. Play.
58:04
Runescape You didn't know? Oh, OK.
58:05
That's why. Never mind.
58:07
Not cool. I was like, wow, let's do deep
58:08
knowledge. Levi, Runescape Knowledge.
58:10
Never mind. So Jake, like Twitch, winked at
58:16
me Like hit him with a good one. When?
58:19
It's all the. Stress where's?
58:28
That coming from what you meant, is it?
58:31
Yeah. That might be.
58:33
Yeah, it's OK you. Can load pass.
58:39
You could is your door. Yeah, my door is closed.
58:43
Hey, keep it down out there. We've been there before.
58:49
I want a deer fucking yeah. Yeah.
58:52
And then she just. Comes in there with the frying
58:53
pan and just decks you to. Watch his death.
59:01
You see my face? This is our.
59:03
Fault. We met.
59:04
We met. We met.
59:05
Not him. Yeah.
59:07
Yeah. You watch.
59:07
My head just explode and then she looks at the camera and
59:10
she's like, you're fucking next. Yeah, it goes.
59:12
Like black. Good thing we know your address.
59:18
From assholes to idiots. Good title, right?
59:22
There. The name of this episode.
59:25
Nobody should. It's not.
59:26
Well, maybe it is, but it's not. OK.
59:31
Oh, we eat some. Shit, Sorry.
59:35
He's. Not eating it.
59:37
He's rubbing it in his eyes. Oh, sorry.
59:39
In the technicality. It makes a difference.