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Wools and Colesworths: Army of the Dead & Indiana Jones 5 · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  there's like seven billion people in the world but have you and I know I haven't
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  met seven billion of but I've met Fair few few them weird but I've never come
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  across two people that have exactly the same voice welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy is it possible to have exactly the same
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  voice as someone else or is it like a snowflake where everyone is different uh
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  hm it's a serious question all right the
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  guy from Pearl Jam and the guy from [Laughter]
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  Creed I don't think I've ever heard them both talk but like it you don't you get
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  like accents you can still like it sounds a bit like this but I've never
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  gone these two people sound identical yeah you've never you've never gone is
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  that sha connory or Captain peard
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  exactly yeah I wonder yeah I bet probably it's not possible to have
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  exactly the same voice because the problem with it's it's always going to be like
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  diff you might be different words just due to how you're brought up and stuff
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  but still there's interesting it must be someone you know like CU identical twins
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  aren't identical they're like very
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  similar but they're not identical so H yeah I just yeah something for people to
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  think about listeners right in and here's the thing you could say
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  when will this run out yeah that's right yeah write into to
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  them and tell them they should start a podcast or just join this one do you
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  reckon it Loops because how many generations would have to go by before
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  nobody would notice especially since photography is a 20th century invention
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  you know what I mean we could have just been looping the same faces and voices
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  every say 200 years and no one would ever haveen caught on yeah it does like
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  a cleanup of assets yeah the universe cleans them up
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  every yeah exactly and it's like oh we reuse this one no one seen this guy in a
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  while when was the camera the camera was
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  what 17 late 1700s very late early 1800s
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  yeah and also then also like audio recordings they were 1800s I think
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  so yeah it's maybe these voices have all been around before and our faces in just
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  under 200 years all be talking like this yeah this is how we recording the
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  podcast welcome to the show yeah welcome to Terren and
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  Phillip oh yeah that's what I was doing I didn't notice you were also doing uh
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  BBC broadcaster from the 20s but you were also doing Terence and Phillip
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  that's what I was trying to do apparently I was you're right I was just
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  doing Terence and philli I heard 20's broadcaster oh thanks man I appreciate
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  that writing let us know you heard I do love that accent and if you know anybody
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  who sounds like that also let us know yeah cuz that that'll work so if one of
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  us wants to go on holidays we just bring in the ringer yeah instead of the ringer
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  the part of Luke this week will be played by yeah this week ringer for the
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  ranger I wanted to set up one week where I joined the I mean this wouldn't work
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  for the listeners because they don't see the video but I wanted to set up one
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  week just have have lra here instead of me but I'm like I don't know how to get
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  my baby to sit here without falling over I think you need a
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  baby beor I I I think you just need to wait for it just to get bigger Swedish
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  start doing stuff on her own just steal some Swedish family's baby Dan I mean we
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  assume you mean lra the baby not Le of the Turkish currency right yeah I do
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  although that would also be amusing just have it right there right just a pile of
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  money that's right yeah yeah I am rich in turkey again I don't know what accent
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  that was that my yard sound like so Goble gobble
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  so what's everyone been up to Luke I did something that I've been tinkering in my
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  mind with for years and years and never never had the balls to do and then two
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  nights ago I did it you shaved your balls
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  anal you guys are living in the past no
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  I I hooked up my Xbox in the bedroom
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  that's the dream yeah so now I just sit
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  in bed playing I don't have to leave weird fetish that you guys have that
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  you've shared with each other was that you talk about this on the episode I
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  wasn't on it's just me gone I don't have to go to sleep yet but I'm already in
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  bed ah [ __ ] it Xbox I'll play the Xbox yeah obviously I used to have Xbox in my
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  room cuz room when we were single that's right and all we had was a room yeah
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  with just us in it Hannah's a light sleeper and also goes to bed before me
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  so I'm not even allowed to have a television in there oh no way I'm
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  getting away with the Xbox we have a TV in the up there but I've got my Xbox in
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  here and then Jenna is in the living room so I've got my Xbox up here and my
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  Xbox downstairs the only thing is I've got the shitty TV in the bedroom the
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  nice TV in the living room so it's it's weird I'm actually most my Xbox now I'm
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  just playing on a computer monitor I don't even yeah
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  scen any play on this screen I'm looking at you guys on oh I do play it out there
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  sometimes but mostly it's in here yeah it just depends on how I'm feeling and
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  where I want to I mean I don't don't play that much anymore actually that's
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  not true I've been playing quite a lot of Assassin's Creed Odyssey still uh
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  because I get time to Potter around in it you know when I'm looking after they
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  are good like that you can just do a couple of little missions or you can
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  just explore it's such a [ __ ] great game I haven't had much time to play
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  games lately either I just finished Mass Effect 2 today oh that took you longer than you
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  expected I did so I'm going to have a bit of a break and then I'm going to
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  jump into three by break yeah you I'll jump in play a few
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  other games get some achievements and then I'll go back right but yeah I got
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  to the end and I was panicking because there's a couple of the achievements
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  about like playing the game through on Insanity difficulty mhm and I finished
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  the game and it didn't unlock for me oh and panicked when in double checked I
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  played on Insanity panicked panicked I know he panicked it's a long game to
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  have to go back to the start and re that's what he would have to do I know
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  he would literally would have to do that mhm but there's a bug and there's a work
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  around for it so I'm okay so you cheated work around okay look at his work
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  arounds look what are you drinking what is purple uh gin purp slow Jin slow Bri
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  gin um I forget what it's called cambri in they've they've got uh this uh one it
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  starts off purple if you add lime or lemon it changes color and then when you
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  add the tonic it goes to pinky purple wow does it it just tastes like
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  gin though I assume yeah all Gins tastes the same no it's actually quite weird
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  cuz I normally don't like Cambridge yeah looks a
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  [ __ ] cambri in these little hipster
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  things and all these places we go in C oh look we serve Cambridge and I go yeah
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  but it tastes like [ __ ] but customer I'm sure yeah now they FR off and they've
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  made some suar Flav yeah and I've got this one they've also got a blood orange
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  one I want to try next okay W but yes just stick stay clear if their their
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  name cambri Jin don't get oh called cin You by
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  Crain that's right here is a plug steer clear of it yeah I just didn't like I
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  don't like the first gin just any of their products at
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  all but they pay us so to be they do not us they don't pay
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  us yeah they no no one pays us no we would be that listeners do we'd be
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  raving about them if they did I would never take money from an
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  Advertiser or anything unless I knew I was going to like them no I would I
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  wouldn't care about that capitalism [ __ ] me enough it's
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  time for me to start doing some [ __ ] this show is brought this show is
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  brought you by our listeners our patrons at patreon.com
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  multileg by the Hitler
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  Youth they still around probably unfortunately probably yes on patreon
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  actually I probably shouldn't say that this episode brought to you by patreon
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  hold on hold on hold on actually that's technically
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  true you googling does the Hitler Youth still exist I'm Googling if the Hitler
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  Youth have a patreon and they absolutely do so we'll put the link in the show
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  notes I'm joking we won't we won't but they do they're probably getting more money than
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  us [ __ ] enough and if patreon ever gets mad at us we could just send him
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  that link and say come on guys
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  yeah yeah lots of people mad this week that's coming up in this episode but
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  first I want to tell you about a game I've been playing called Conan
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  Exiles so after I'm tried a while ago and then you went this is crap we're not
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  playing it anymore okay so the Isle of siptar came out yeah right mhm this is
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  not what I thought it was I thought this was I thought this was an expanded map
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  yeah it's not it is not it's a new mapap in which you start the game over oh it
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  is a new version of the game that's the same game on a different map
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  okay yeah all right so instead of starting in the desert and working your
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  way up from there you start on a beach after having been Shipwrecked and you
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  play the exact same game except on yeah also the they haven't added maybe a
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  story in or anything there's no story as as much as there was a story in Kanan
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  Exiles it's the same yeah there's a there's a setup rather than a story so
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  far some of the trains the same some of it's slightly different some of the the
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  fora is the same some slightly different um I'm enjoying starting again in a way
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  I'll give it a go I'll give it a go for
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  now is is the island big I assume it's big yes it seems quite big it seems
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  quite big okay I don't know if it's necessarily as big as the kind and
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  Exiles map you know the the ex lands which was incredibly big uh huge this
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  one it still seems quite big I I've I've wandered around a bit and I've not
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  really scratched the surface okay so there's definitely there's definitely
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  some game to be played you can get all the achievements you cuz it actually did
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  come with new achievements but you can get them all just using by console
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  command so I don't do that because I'm not a cheat so I only want it for
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  achievements you said the c word I'm not cheating it's released with conso admin
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  panel so that's not cheating yeah I just have to god mode
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  disable eating and then just War around the map yeah sounds really fun sounds
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  really really fun IQD was not cheating cuz that's right then I just I spawn in
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  animals and then just go kill and then they die and I get the achievement for
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  killing a crocodile yeah that's not cheating not cheating at all not
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  cheating at all I love that 30 years later we still know iddqd ID KFA ID clip
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  like there's you know like there's if we sat down at that game again we could
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  cheat to our hearts content without having to look also con and exile
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  right M Luke will pay 60 wait in australia1 odd dollars for a game load
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  it up MH type in spawn crocodile kill
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  crocodile all right done with that game yeah no the I wasn't actually going to
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  buy that game at all but then when Dan started playing it said we should play
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  together that's when I purchased it and I didn't do all the console triats or
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  anything until after we played together and then we worked out we weren't going
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  to play with each other anymore we only worked that out pretty recently no no
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  remember to be fair yeah yeah but yeah I need to find out how
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  much the DLC is yeah I'm pretty interested in $25 link I should not Beed
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  for it to be on sale then that means it's pretty pretty cheap here I assume
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  it's less than that in US yeah MH for what's essentially a whole new game I
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  mean they don't even let you carry your character over you know what I mean you
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  you start again oh you start again l say it's a whole new game whole new game I
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  just say it's a new map some other stuff thrown in yeah probably talking about 50
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  minutes to put together I'm addicted to this game man how many years has it been
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  like I just keep going back it's like a it's like an abusive relationship it's
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  been three years now came out May 2018 I've got I've got Mass Effect who loves
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  me very much you know waiting for me to commit I keep going back to Conan I just
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  can't stop playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey H it's [ __ ] enormous like I'm
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  not reveal I probably revealed more than half of the map now but it's just so
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  [ __ ] did you even did you get to I mean slight spoilers but I guess I don't
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  even know how far I am in the game did you get to Atlantis Dan no yeah did not
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  get to Atlantis this game is [ __ ] enormous oh great now I have to play it
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  again to go to [ __ ] Atlantis yeah because that's part of the
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  plot like the game is [ __ ] that's part yeah the game gets a bit weird it's
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  it gets a bit great you mean I'm okay with it getting Atlantis weird you said
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  the wrong word there Luke yeah I'm okay with that kind of
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  weird I knew there was DLC that was in the kind of mysticism realm but I didn't
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  realize there were things like that in the game proper yeah no this is part of
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  the main game I mean I'm assuming unless Matt you can spoil it for me if you want it is it
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  underwater uh yeah yeah okay so this isn't just like oh Atlantis used to be
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  part of Greece and here you are place no no no no no we know there's that whole
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  plot of the like what do they call them like the precursor people M the
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  technology oh sure yep yeah so that's that's where they're going with that and
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  then there's been I mean again sort of spoilers there's been hints of remember
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  I asked ages ago if there were mythical creatures in this and Luke kind of Cally
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  said yeah is that cuz you came across one I didn't yet but they've there
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  they've come up so I was like okay so I think maybe they will try not to spoil
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  it for you there there's a Min in yeah probably also did you I know you
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  probably did this I mean this is a spoiler for a minor Quest did you do the
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  you know the Olympics you go to the Olympics too Dan by the way oh no man
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  I've played this game for days and days and I've hours and i' just up to this
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  yeah it is one of those huge games where there is a lot of side quest but they're
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  all good like there's nothing I've never hit anything that's been shitty in it
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  really but there's a quest where you go to the Olympics you've got to escort um
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  test please is his name no the fighter no and he's a [ __ ] douchebag and then
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  you get to the Olympics and I laugh my ass off cuz I was thinking oh God it's
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  going to have me compete in the Olympics and then but it was like no no no you
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  just got to escort this guy and he's going to win the Olympics it's like all
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  right and then you get there and then cuz you played as Cassandra right Luke
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  yes yeah so the guy gets drunk and he tries to hug hug you and so you move out
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  of the way and he falls in the ocean and shark [ __ ] eats him and then they're
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  like well now you have to compete and I was like how does that work that's
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  how it works if you're being sexually harassed by an athlete and they die you
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  have to step up but it may I was like I forgive you cuz that was [ __ ]
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  hilarious like all right fine I will compete in the Olympics but did you have
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  to literally compete like you had to [ __ ] control The discus and all that
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  yeah no no no yeah it loads up uh was it uh I was going to say summer games it's
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  not summer you know California games California games yeah
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  yeah Winter Games [ __ ] yeah no anyway assassin screw he's [ __ ] fantastic
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  can't stop playing I still need to go back and get the DLC games within
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  games that's the reason I stopped playing Bully was that level where you
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  had to beat an arcade game and it was a game within a game this old shitty I
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  just couldn't beat it I just couldn't beat it we had luk do it one night we were really
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  drunk something and then Luke did
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  it spent two hours on it but it was easy it wasn't easy it took you ages drove me
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  [ __ ] nuts it was annoying because you couldn't skip it and it wasn't quite a
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  high number you had to get the high score on it it was yeah they should make
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  a bully too electric bully L yep I watched a movie uh it's a movie I know
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  Luke seen I don't know if Dan has seen it yet it's uh it's Army of the Dead I
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  watched it it's a almost watched it the other night and I watched something Dum
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  instead and I shouldn't have it's not a good movie
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  um it's a movie and it's fine it's not a
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  good movie I enjoyed it I watched it
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  it's uh yeah that's on the
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  poster [ __ ] yeah I don't want I'm I don't what I don't even know what
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  you could spoil this has got some weird [ __ ] in it it's been two weeks you can
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  spoil it I don't care I feel like Zack snd just wrote down a bunch of
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  random ideas and he was like this is going to be in the movie and then nobody
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  bothered to ask him wait why is that in the movie there was that luk said that I
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  said there was that one part in the middle which just makes zero sense
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  that's not the only thing that makes zero sense what I know there's more
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  things but there's just one it felt like a point that was leading to something
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  the conversation he has about what you know what I don't a spoiler if this is
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  just for me go right ahead Well it can't even can't be a spoiler because it
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  doesn't go anywhere it's just a random like like non in theid like it start
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  yeah they start talking about like and they give the impression like this is
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  something to do with time travel and they're sort of having to repeat this
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  day over and over and get further in and there's a sequence where they say so I
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  guess it's kind of a spoiler there other people have tried to do what they're
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  doing right and then there there's these bodies around and then two one of the
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  guys goes what if these aren't people who came before us what if it's us and
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  then it shows this kind of sequence where but it's kind of like I was
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  talking to Jen about it it could just be like you know in movies where it show
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  cuz they did sorry I'm trying to figure out how to word this they did this
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  earlier right you know when the guy was explaining to them what they have to do
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  and it showed a sequence of them in there shooting zombies but it wasn't
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  real it was just like this is them imagining what this is what it's going
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  to be like so I like he's the plan and and then so this guy saying what if this
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  is all like a Time Loop and these are this is us and then it shows the I and
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  they've got the same clothes and that on but I don't think they actually had the
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  same clothes on I think maybe it was just the same thing where it's like a
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  like a a montage of what it would be like if it was them you know but why put
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  it in if it's not going to go anywhere it right it's [ __ ] weird because it
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  makes because now everyone's like wait was it really a Time Loop or what was
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  that cuz it it was not clearly not real cuz he'd talk about the characters and
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  then flash to what those characters were doing right now and show that they got
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  the same clothes and things and I do you think it was trimmed do you think there
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  was scenes that have been removed I think he was big parts of it that's okay
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  so this is not a spoiler either because it doesn't go anywhere some of the zombies are
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  robots Okay for no [ __ ] reason some of them have glowing blue eyes and when
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  they shoot him sparks fly out of them and they I mean that looks like a robot to me why
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  that is never explained no one even comments on it the guy [ __ ] they
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  shooting him and there's some of them are spares and no one goes that's a
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  robot why are there robots here no one comments on it nothing it just happens
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  and no one says anything about it like the [ __ ] I just I don't understand and
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  then Zack sniders come out this week and said um he said I probably shouldn't say
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  this but uh this this this world's a little different the zombies actually um
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  the women they kidnap they rape them and they make zombie babies what and
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  everyone was like what that's not in the movie and he's like no no no it's not in
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  the movie but that's that's what happens in this world oh oh okay I knew cuz they
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  kidnapped the women right but why did they kidnap the women why did the
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  zombies kidnap people I knew they were trying to impregnate them but I didn't
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  think it was like while they're alive type of thing it was sort of I thought
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  it was they were turning them and then no so Z like they capture people raped
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  them get them pregnant and then turn them into zombies yeah okay so there are
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  human live Human women being raped by zombies not in the movie wait a minute
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  that's not in the movie the movie actually makes it seem not as bad as
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  that but Zack Snider's come out to let us know no no no it's worse than I made
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  it look in the movie it's way zombies can ejaculate right into a live woman
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  apparently apparently and not all the zes will become pregnant it's
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  complicated yeah there's one zombie that makes B he makes super zombies that are
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  smarter and things but if those zombies bite others they just become normal
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  zombies okay it's not explained or anything nothing is explained it just is
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  no I mean which is fine normally except except that it's just so there's so many
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  things like that that's like okay wait why like see now I kind of want to watch
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  this even more I might put this on after this podcast when you watch it this I
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  think you should watch the fact that tign nataro was added in later is
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  [ __ ] incredible because I was looking for best character in the movie I
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  couldn't really tell that she was added in later yeah right okay even though I
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  knew like it was very well done like she's not she's just shot on her own not
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  with anybody which I guess was if they couldn't Salvage whatever the original
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  take was but that's very infrequent most of the time she's just kind of there
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  with everybody and it's like the [ __ ] how they how they get the other guy out
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  of that shot in the first place cuz there's background stuff going on and
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  then and then they popped her in so incredible and great and is the best
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  character like really is yeah she's the only character nobody else has a [ __ ]
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  character except Dave Batista and his daughter other than that everybody else
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  oh and and that coyote girl what's there's a guy who's basically the
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  equivalent of Burke from Aliens right you know who I mean yes yeah yeah what's
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  that character's name not a clue what's what's any other character's name I
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  can't remember any of their names name one character to about any of characters
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  except Dave Batista like oh it's going say he wears glasses he had a daughter
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  and wears glasses has a daughter they just the but that that's what I want
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  from a zombie movie yeah I know fine but it's just like I just want to see
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  walking around killing stuff look I I liked it getting killed it had some
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  interesting stuff in it but it just was like it was basically like Zach and I
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  just like sat down and like a kid sat down and wrote a zombie movie like it's
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  going to have this in some of the robots are going to be some going to be robots
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  and then this and then there's going to be a [ __ ] UFO at one point and no
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  one's that's not going to come up again he did a black hog thing where he worked
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  out all this extra story and backstory and all this other stuff F or explain
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  any of that [ __ ] lights in the sky at the beginning that will never be
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  explained or come up again no and it like Anyway Matt this sounds like
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  something you would have written as a kid yeah like exactly if the teacher
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  just said look free form creative writing just just put all your favorite
• 24:33
  stuff in one movie you'd be like I got this and some of the zombies are
• 24:38
  actually robots yeah yeah but but pre me realizing you've got to justify that
• 24:44
  somehow that's right yeah yeah yeah whereas oh and the other thing you
• 24:48
  should pay attention to Dan when you watch this is the [ __ ] depth of field
• 24:53
  on the camera did you notice this Luke no so Zack Snyder this is his first
• 24:58
  feature film where he was the Director of Photography as well he wrote Oh God
• 25:02
  directed and was the direct camera operator that's great yeah the the
• 25:07
  [ __ ] it is Razor thin right to the point where yeah yeah yeah one eye
• 25:13
  someone's eye will be in focus and the other eye is not and it's [ __ ]
• 25:18
  irritating once you there's a production designer standing there going Zach I
• 25:22
  built a really beautiful set back here please make sure it's in Focus he's like
• 25:26
  yeah yeah yeah I got you there's like couple like action sequences and stuff
• 25:30
  it's not as bad but like 90% of this movie like there's like just a sliver of
• 25:35
  stuff that's in focus and it's really distracting if once you notice it for me
• 25:40
  anyway L obviously doesn't give a [ __ ] that must be a like a rebellion against
• 25:47
  his DC movies which have such a broad deep focus you know like everything's
• 25:53
  shot on the super wide angle lens so that you can get eight people standing
• 25:57
  in the one shot yeah apparently he for this he bought some really old lenses
• 26:02
  and had them converted for um yeah cameras Oh and not only that there's um
• 26:06
  they shot it on digital and has a bunch of dead pixels seriously what do they shoot it
• 26:13
  on I'm going to look yeah I don't know what's it called Army of the dead but
• 26:17
  there's a yeah there's a bunch of dead pixels so when it's and because it's
• 26:20
  kind of quite dark most of the time people talking about it online that
• 26:23
  thought their TVs were broken but it's not it's one of one of the cameras they
• 26:27
  were using has a bunch of dead pixels and I guess for some reason they didn't
• 26:32
  do anything about it looks like they were using the old red Cam and as you
• 26:37
  say Matt they were using modified vintage Cannon lenses F
• 26:41
  0.9 holy [ __ ] that's why it's all [ __ ] shallow depth of field normally
• 26:46
  you would shoot at an absolute minimum of F2 on a feature film you would shoot
• 26:52
  below F2 if you were shooting say a wedding portrait and you wanted the
• 26:57
  background to be completely out of out of focus F 0.9 is insane cuz when it started I was
• 27:03
  like I was like ooh okay interesting like I wonder how is this like a little
• 27:09
  little thing he's doing I'm like no the the whole movie is like this all right
• 27:12
  okay then it's sort of weird that they didn't pick it up because were they not
• 27:16
  checking the footage at the end of yeah I think yeah it's the lens is his
• 27:22
  decision like the the he he obviously chose to do that but the yeah the the
• 27:26
  well he there was an interview with him where he said that he the lenses cuz
• 27:28
  they had floors but I don't know if he was also including the cameras in
• 27:32
  that cuz and and cuz yeah it's got like literally just white well lens is not
• 27:38
  going to give you a dead pixel no but but you're right like did they not
• 27:43
  notice or did they just go no it's part of the charm right because you could
• 27:47
  pretty easily fix that right because it's always going to be the same pixels
• 27:50
  and it's all the footage from One camera right you could
• 27:54
  just we're not using this camera anymore well either that or if you didn't notice
• 27:58
  at the time just black out that pixel instead of having it white in your very
• 28:02
  dark movie so it's not [ __ ] distracting I don't know all right I'm
• 28:06
  going to watch it they got money from us sort of yeah I I think they're talking
• 28:11
  about sequels and and animated series and stuff so I think a lot of maybe some
• 28:14
  of the stuff he threw in there was just one of the weird things they're talking
• 28:18
  about a prequel for one of the characters it's the locksmith oh so the
• 28:22
  guy who was going to break into the safe the German guy he's getting a the German
• 28:26
  guy evidently he's getting a prequel what yeah hang on there's no zombies
• 28:33
  before this what's it so it's not oh whatever I don't know it's just it's
• 28:38
  just a guy picking locksm yeah he's just a safe cracker I guess human human
• 28:43
  beings and some robots so it's it's it's just a heist movie the first one yeah
• 28:49
  all right maybe I don't know well anyway this was a competent remake of aliens
• 28:55
  and I'm not joking when you watch this Dan M no no no it it has to be intentional
• 29:01
  there's literally the same lines yeah it's got to be intentional and and
• 29:07
  there's uh aliens there are scenes that are like shot for shot the same from
• 29:12
  aliens uh American werewolf and London like it it's in it's got to be
• 29:17
  intentional or he's insane and he just doesn't realize that he's literally like
• 29:23
  he's seen a bunch of movies and he's just copying them that's well I mean if
• 29:27
  you're going Toop any movies you might as well copy the
• 29:30
  best yeah you know like T Tarantino steals from like foreign obscure films
• 29:36
  he's just like no I [ __ ] love Alien yeah I think he smushed a bunch of
• 29:39
  movies that that he loves together which is fine yeah whatever that's fine but
• 29:43
  but yeah like there's literally a scene where someone goes you don't see them
• 29:47
  [ __ ] each other over for a dollar like no no and then and then the the the
• 29:53
  Latino girl literally has the same bandana as Vasquez on of
• 29:58
  it's like it's got to be intentional so I really want to see watch I want to see
• 30:03
  what it's interesting so many level I'm going to give a completely unbiased
• 30:07
  opinion next week but I wouldn't say it's good I wouldn't say it's good but
• 30:10
  it is I say it's good yeah that's fine well I mean all right A lot of people
• 30:14
  seem to like it and that's fine I just I didn't dislike it I just wouldn't say
• 30:18
  it's good I'd rather he make another one of this than another Batman fair fair uh
• 30:23
  it's unlikely that he will Warner Brothers won't even tell him what the
• 30:26
  numbers are on the SN cut he wants to know if it's successful and they won't
• 30:32
  tell him they're like dude we they W even tell him if it was worthwhile no no
• 30:39
  they will not according to him they won't return his calls yeah radio
• 30:43
  science after the movie was released [ __ ] NL all right I have a feeling it
• 30:47
  raided its tits off and they just don't know what it would I mean that sounds
• 30:49
  like it wasn't yeah or maybe or maybe it really was except there yeah it's
• 30:54
  Hollywood the capitalists you assume that they just be like welcome back yeah
• 30:59
  how about four more of those thanks Zack yeah did you guys see the uh the teaser
• 31:06
  pick from The Flash movie that came out this week on Twitter for those of you in
• 31:12
  the audience who haven't seen it it yeah it's the Michael Keaton bat logo with
• 31:16
  drops of blood on it psyched me the [ __ ] up that's for sure drops of blood and
• 31:22
  Sean oh wait no that was my screen after I saw it
• 31:26
  sorry and I know
• 31:32
  it friend of the show Andrew Roy I say that ironically
• 31:36
  oh Andrew Roy and I um when to beep his
• 31:40
  name again no it's fine it's fine he comes across fine in this particular
• 31:46
  story when it was 1989 and him him and I were just so psyched to watch Batman the
• 31:53
  movie but we were just so confused why there was no Robin because at that point
• 31:58
  if there was a Batman there was a robin
• 32:01
  and so we both wrote stories about why we thought Robin wasn't in it and he
• 32:07
  wrote some cool story where Robin was killed tragically and I wrote some like
• 32:12
  [ __ ] wacky comedy where Robin just kept [ __ ] up again and again to the
• 32:17
  point where Batman just fired him you fir get out of here yeah this is your
• 32:22
  last chance Robin Tom style bman don't shoot me out in front of every
• 32:29
  one you're embarrassing me in front of Commissioner
• 32:34
  Gordon and chief oara who just never returned in anything else other than
• 32:39
  that one so when does Flash come
• 32:46
  out that's good question Flash movie currently all right currently shooting it
• 32:52
  so of November next year that was a long okay
• 32:58
  way away and I don't actually I probably will go see this at moves but not for the
• 33:05
  flash well obviously same I'll go see it well actually probably well we'll see
• 33:11
  how things are but yeah I'll be there just up to see Michael Keaton and then
• 33:15
  I'll get up and walk out and ask for a refund oh man see I got excited for a
• 33:18
  second this is just how my brain works I saw that Billy kup was in this and I'd
• 33:22
  forgotten that he plays uh Barry Allen's dad in
• 33:28
  oh yeah yeah yeah and I started thinking holy [ __ ] are they going to somehow
• 33:32
  cross this over with Dr Manhattan no that would be [ __ ]
• 33:39
  amazing but no they absolutely not well they they'd have to bring ster back for
• 33:44
  that wouldn't
• 33:45
  they I doubt they take my money take
• 33:51
  it speaking of stuff and when it's coming out I noticed there's this
• 33:55
  article this week Christina reach is in The Matrix 4 which I was like oh cool I
• 34:00
  haven't seen her and stuff for a bit I forgot she was even a thing yeah so
• 34:05
  she's in the Matrix a thing she was a person yeah she I'm not surprised you
• 34:10
  liked her Matt because she was she was certainly a child actress around the
• 34:14
  time Matt just loved child actresses when I was a child Dan yeah
• 34:21
  but the thing was we all liked women she's our AG were like older you liked
• 34:26
  girls our age when we were very young just something
• 34:31
  that just didn't sit right about
• 34:37
  that why I don't know man even when I was like [ __ ] 15 I was still looking
• 34:43
  at girls who were like 25 you were like yeah 15 and we're all like wa dude and
• 34:48
  you were like we're 15 she's the same age as me what's the
• 34:55
  problem yeah I no I no no I like Christina Richi uh this movie comes out in
• 35:02
  December going straight to oh Cinemas and stream guys it's going to garbage
• 35:07
  it's going to be garbage well I know I noticed in this article as well I hadn't
• 35:13
  noticed the maravian back of course he is like come on guys The Matrix sequels
• 35:19
  were Dumb and Dumber and this is not going to be better and in fact I I just
• 35:24
  can't see this being any good at all I would love for them to do I would love
• 35:30
  for them to do like the Matrix but it's just a it ends up being like the sequel
• 35:34
  to the first one and then just getting rid of the second and the
• 35:39
  third they're on the plan I mean look I would love it if they
• 35:44
  were just like you know what theyve destroyed the oone
• 35:49
  layout I'm very old now and I have long
• 35:52
  hair I this is only directed by one of
• 35:56
  the wkis too right correct I believe so yes I just don't feel good about this I
• 36:02
  don't feel good about only one of the directors coming back I don't feel good
• 36:06
  about that behind the scenes shot of Keanu pretending to ride a wooden
• 36:10
  motorbike yeah
• 36:14
  just Jonathan gr's in it yeah [ __ ] I'll watch anything with Jonathan GR in
• 36:20
  it so yeah oh did we talk about the fact that mind Hunter season 3 is back on the
• 36:25
  table oh yes we didn't talk about that yeah I don't have the article here
• 36:29
  anymore Hunter I think oh
• 36:35
  dude I think we've had this conversation before it's um remember TV show remember
• 36:41
  that really handsome prisoner who didn't get much lines in Alien 3 imagine him old and
• 36:48
  chubby and a detective yes ative yeah with Jonathan gr the king of England
• 36:54
  with Jonathan gr trying his trying his hardest to play a straight
• 37:00
  dude who loves to have sex with
• 37:05
  women he's he's a great actor he is a great actor but he's he's as he's as
• 37:11
  convincing as John Baran is at pretending he wants to have sex with
• 37:15
  [Laughter]
• 37:19
  women no m h is great it's about the the guys who coined the phrase serial killer
• 37:26
  yeah and it's very good yeah they basically had to scam the FBI into
• 37:30
  letting them research serial killers cuz everyone was just like no they're just
• 37:34
  evil and we should yeah they're just Pricks and they're like nah there's
• 37:38
  probably more to it than that we should should maybe if we understood how they
• 37:41
  think we could actually follow their patterns and stop people from dying
• 37:45
  before they killed again yeah and then they how are you going to do that we'll
• 37:48
  talk to them don't don't talk to them they're crazy there's nothing you can't
• 37:51
  learn anything from them they're just evil well it's probably not true and
• 37:55
  then yeah yeah turns out they were right yeah I'll stick with
• 37:59
  psych oh I'm watching psych too it's great all right maybe you got to watch
• 38:03
  psych now I did watch something Matt that you've either seen or perhaps you
• 38:07
  know about separately but I watched the Netflix docu series on the nightstalker
• 38:12
  called nightstalker oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I've seen that that was interesting
• 38:16
  good yeah I thought it was quite good actually it was Bas from the point of
• 38:19
  view of the two cops that eventually brought him down and uh yeah I thought
• 38:24
  it was it was a good watch even if you knew you know about Richard Ramirez
• 38:28
  already this was you know a nice little insight yeah yeah it was a good uh I
• 38:33
  guess retelling of the story retelling of the story it's not way to put it when
• 38:36
  it's aill I think it is point of view [ __ ] horrid Horrid prick that guy
• 38:42
  just yeah but it just proves you can be a horrible disgusting human and if
• 38:48
  you're a little bit handsome you'll just
• 38:51
  get all [ __ ] girls yeah like all
• 38:56
  these women saw Richard on TV no and
• 38:59
  he's got [ __ ] meth teeth but he no
• 39:03
  yeah there's a sequence in the doyo doyo there's a secret in the doo where um in
• 39:09
  the doyo yeah where they just flash up a montage of
• 39:16
  all the naked pictures that women sent him when he was in prison just because
• 39:21
  they saw him on TV having murdered and raped a bunch of usually elderly women like
• 39:27
  baffles me he's not like the kind of like yeah that's the guy at least one
• 39:32
  child yeah that's right yeah awful just a horrible just yeah he was a prick
• 39:39
  awful just like I I basically just wanted to do all the worst stuff that
• 39:45
  was his thing it was just whatever it is that's this what's really awful I want
• 39:49
  to do that and then just tried it all what what are some awful things other
• 39:53
  people have done and how can I top that yeah yeah I'll do I'll do worse yeah I
• 39:59
  don't understand being awful n that's I mean he would be a interesting case
• 40:04
  study I imagine if you were wanted to figure out why the [ __ ] people do that
• 40:08
  is he alive we bring him on the podcast no he died cancer death row yeah and
• 40:13
  everyone was really disappointed cuz they were like we wanted to kill
• 40:19
  him so I that's one thing I've never understood like was he getting treatment
• 40:23
  for the cancer while he was on death row or I assume he was I assume you'd have
• 40:28
  to right you can't if it came out that people were sick and weren't getting
• 40:31
  treatment well that's weird but they still put you on suicide watch yeah like
• 40:38
  is that just going to save people time and money yeah but I mean if they if all
• 40:41
  they cared about was killing you they would just not feed you well no the
• 40:46
  whole thing about the whole the reason why people on death row is because they
• 40:49
  have to go through like every appeal they can and you automatically get a
• 40:54
  supreme court appeal if you're given the death yep but if someone actually goes nope I
• 41:01
  just want to die they still won't do it they still no you have to wait till this
• 41:06
  dat instead of speeding it up I've never understood that be patient mate you'll
• 41:10
  get that if you had to choose if you on death row and and somehow they let you
• 41:15
  choose which method of execution what would you
• 41:19
  choose gunshot to the Head yeah I mean firing squad yeah yeah I just want to
• 41:26
  the quickest way but I mean out of the ways they do
• 41:29
  execute people I don't mean just like I want to be [ __ ] to death by Pamela
• 41:32
  Anderson like I mean
• 41:35
  like well no cuz I do like some my age that's no but that's what I mean Matt we
• 41:42
  were 15 and we were looking at Pamela Anderson and you were looking at [ __ ] Lacy shamb
• 41:49
  bear but yeah like you get electrocuted which would be painful yeah so you can
• 41:53
  get electric chair you can get gas you with stuff the injection no God no
• 42:00
  injections painful and terrible gas like all terrible ways of doing it bunch of
• 42:06
  morons trying to people garbage never never it really does feel like a like a
• 42:11
  kicking like we're going to hurt them one last time before we get rid of them
• 42:14
  instead of just as we learned from The Killing hanging is [ __ ] Matt I was
• 42:19
  going to ask you if you watch that far
• 42:22
  holy [ __ ] oh my god well even one of the things that to do with the firing squad
• 42:28
  they I believe they don't actually aim for the head or anything they aim for
• 42:31
  the the heart the heart means you would still be alive you wouldn't you don't
• 42:36
  die instantly just because the heart you still will be alive and in pain I mean
• 42:39
  you don't die instantly guaranteed
• 42:41
  anyway like at least head brain gone
• 42:47
  can't come back I hear that every firing
• 42:49
  squad has one blank so that oh yeah I've
• 42:54
  heard they only have one bullet or is it is that what it is no it couldn't be
• 42:59
  that cuz then you literally get hit by one bullet yeah I thought it was one so
• 43:04
  you could have liability that maybe you were the one who didn't shoot him maybe
• 43:09
  I wasn't the person who shot it I yeah I've also heard it's the other way where
• 43:12
  it's only you've got like five people only one's got the real Bullet cuz you
• 43:15
  only need one shot and the people I'm sure it's [ __ ] too cuz I can't think
• 43:19
  of any practical reason why that would be a thing well they don't really shoot people
• 43:24
  for some countries do don't they oh yeah drug mules get shot in some
• 43:30
  countries actually like even crazy like one of the ones where they like behead
• 43:34
  people that would probably be a faster way of doing it than yeah man depending
• 43:39
  on how it's done depending executions VHS that came out
• 43:45
  got oh yeah but they were they were
• 43:48
  questionably fake like they fa of death no no no there was that one but there
• 43:54
  was one that was just called executions and it was it was
• 43:57
  from the so there was one that I'm thinking specifically I think it was
• 44:01
  Saudi Arabia or somewhere in the Middle East where they executed a guy by
• 44:06
  decapitation and what shocked me was not the decapitation itself but the fact
• 44:10
  that it took a couple of goes to get the head off like I'd always just assumed
• 44:15
  one quick blow and it was off and they were hacking at that thing and I was
• 44:19
  like right I'm out I'm [Laughter]
• 44:26
  out podcast I think I'm just not going to do a crime that would get me the death
• 44:32
  penalty that's I'm just going to go with that plan what crime are you going to do
• 44:35
  should probably just get rid of the death penalty if you just get rid of the death
• 44:39
  penalty we can have Roman palansky we can have Roman palansky if you'll just
• 44:43
  get rid of the death penalty guys come on they'll send him over yeah now look
• 44:46
  the punishment should fit the crime Roman piny raped a 13-year-old girl his
• 44:51
  punishment should be a 13-year-old girl should rape him that that's
• 44:56
  fair not this again but then you have do you have to punish a person who rapes
• 45:01
  him oh yeah it's like a vampire got feed every night
• 45:08
  vampire but that's why yeah the whole yeah for work for an eye for an eye and
• 45:14
  then we're all blind that's right until it gets down to
• 45:18
  one person he's like do I poke out my own eye I'm probably just not going to
• 45:22
  do that mad has have missing Quest it's I was going to mention this I was going
• 45:26
  to tell you this before the show this last episode was amazing yeah how
• 45:31
  [ __ ] good was you know why it was amazing cuz Craig Mason wrote it oh
• 45:35
  Craig Mason is he in it again or is he just riding now yeah he's he's a
• 45:40
  different character in it but he is in it yeah he's a different character the
• 45:45
  same thing happened as in last season where the middle is just uh another
• 45:49
  story it's like a flashback that related but it's a flashback and oh man I can
• 45:55
  you're watching this tell you who's yeah I got it this episode was so it's eight bucks a
• 46:02
  month okay some it's somebody's back story and uh I don't want to it's really
• 46:08
  really good yeah go and watch it and again hilarious but also just tragic and
• 46:14
  and touching and like [ __ ] brilliant What episode are
• 46:19
  they up to and how many are they going to be I I think there's four more
• 46:23
  episodes might be episode five or six I don't know I've just I just pops up on
• 46:27
  the Apple TV and I just play them on Friday D they'll be out you'll get be
• 46:32
  you'll be able to watch the entire thing for $8 okay [ __ ] it all right like you
• 46:37
  get your one week trial then you pay for a month and you've got it all $8 okay
• 46:43
  I'm going to do army of the dead then this but honestly probably won't be
• 46:48
  three more three more so definitely but yeah I really don't think I'm going to
• 46:51
  keep Apple TV after this cuz there's nothing on it look do you have an Apple
• 46:58
  TV no no oh my God for the next episode
• 47:02
  is too oh don't do that I I didn't mean to I was looking at what the episodes
• 47:06
  were and I just just just the one liner for it and now I'm excited for what the
• 47:10
  next one is but so after I watched this cuz we're also talking about Ted lasso
• 47:15
  last week and about how everyone's watching it and saying it's great I
• 47:18
  watched it and I finished it and it's great okay like okay I didn't know if
• 47:24
  that's where you were going to go with that but oh it's a it's the people in
• 47:28
  it's a nice story like it's actually nice but even like the person who's
• 47:32
  meant to be the villain is nice and these people have flaws and it's just a
• 47:38
  really good story you mean you mean in
• 47:41
  in like a nman kind of way no no it's a little bit more serious it's not quite a
• 47:47
  it's a comedy but it's not a joke of minute or anything I just meaning that
• 47:52
  there's no bad guy like even the bad guys you you like quite a bit there is
• 47:57
  well no what I'm saying is even yeah even the bad the person's meant to be
• 48:00
  bad you sort of you start to understand and feel for them as well okay okay
• 48:06
  isn't this about soccer it's about uh a soccer team that's being coached by American
• 48:12
  football coach that sounds boring that certainly doesn't sound good but I've
• 48:16
  been told it's very good you you don't see them play soccer I've been told
• 48:22
  incessantly that it's very good by the internet yes it must be trust me it must
• 48:26
  now you're hearing it from me yeah okay all right I'll give it a watch watch
• 48:30
  this week I'll give maybe I'll give it a shot but as with what I think good and
• 48:35
  bad it's a flipper of a coin sometimes yeah I mean that is true but you you
• 48:39
  know you're you're with the I really think you will enjoy it all right like
• 48:43
  it's it's it's about sports but it's not a sports TV show like it's actually I
• 48:47
  prefer sports TV shows actual Sports so
• 48:51
  Friday night love it it's not basball not training it's not basball love
• 48:57
  it hey because of basball that's why I like lazy boys what was the baseball
• 49:02
  movie with Tom Beringer and Charlie sheenan and everybody in it Wild Thing
• 49:06
  no doubt the name of the character it was um yeah wild thing was the music
• 49:10
  that always played because Charlie Charlie Sheen's character was known as
• 49:15
  wild thing yeah that was a good movie well I thought it was a good movie when
• 49:18
  I was a kid he has AIDS probably not good movie oh
• 49:22
  yeah he well he the one person we to
• 49:27
  anymore why would you say you have AIDS when you don't why would you make up the
• 49:32
  story by atit said a lot of stuff in that interview he said a lot of stuff
• 49:37
  that was questionably true I don't know man I just don't know he could be right
• 49:42
  he he at one stage cuz he's on drugs that have sort of made it undetectable
• 49:46
  but then went to Mexico and was going to get a cure cuz this guy down there was saying
• 49:52
  I've cured cured AIDS so you won't have to take anything ever again took that
• 49:57
  went off his other meds and then got tested and he went no your AIDS is back
• 50:01
  so you might want to go back onto real medicine you got double AIDS I think I
• 50:06
  think the Cure he gave you was more AIDS yeah did he did he administer The Cure
• 50:12
  anally it was an injection with his dick yeah Charlie I know
• 50:18
  but I'll cast your mind back to when you first contracted AIDs that yeah I think
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  he got it from tigers
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  yeah remember all about Tiger Blood oh god oh Army of the dead that's all I'll
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  say someone [ __ ] a TIG yes watch that
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  after this no I watched a show this week that I've been avoiding although
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  everyone was telling me it was great and I thought it looked really foll me
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  around I've been avoiding it yeah no everyone told me to watch
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  flea bag and I was like eh looks [ __ ] watched it this week it's excellent
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  takes a little while to endear to the characters because it's about absolute
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  [ __ ] but uh it's one of those comedies that that fine line yeah it
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  trades that very fine line between dumb humor and actually really
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  poent drama that girl from James Bond
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  correct correct and morotti correct y he's in there oh Olivia Coleman all
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  right all right oh she's great where she always is yeah I can't just come a long way since
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  [ __ ] I know man when you watch the crown and all I can think of is Peep
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  Show yeah it's not
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  piss [ __ ] I love Peep
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  Show so funny my favorite line from Peep Show is still he he takes a sip of the
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  wine she's how is it he's like delicious he's like I mean not actually delicious
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  like nice drinks like hot chocolate or Coke but for one it's quite
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  good David Mitchell is [ __ ] hilarious give me my
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  crack it's just a Harless bit of
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  crack oh no if you section me so help me God I will section you so fast your head
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  will spin you got to watch Peep Show listeners if you've not seen it yes Luke
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  you've watched this right yes I have I've seen all nine seasons of course
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  [ __ ] the wedding I've got to go to the bathroom you're going to have to
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  piss yourself Jeremy we not going down
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  there so funny oh man I think I think we
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  watched that after we watched fast show and I don't think I've ever laughed as
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  much in that like 3mon period than every night when we ate pizza and chicken
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  kickers and watch British comedy
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  fast show is is is interesting cuz it's literally just Catchphrase Comedy but
• 53:03
  it's like the Pinnacle of it where it's just so clever like it's what F like
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  Catchphrase Comedy is supposed to be not just the catch and sometimes the the
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  payoff won't be cuz there'll be one in every episode of each scenario but
• 53:20
  sometimes the punch line won't come till like 10 episodes in yeah like remember
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  that one is that he's the politician and he just he's just like no no and it's
• 53:30
  like this for for [ __ ] Seasons he's just doing that it's not even that funny
• 53:35
  it's just he just denies everything but then but then like like Weeks Later
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  suddenly he's like being pulled over by the cops and the cops like you was
• 53:42
  speeding yeah no I wasn't and it's like and it gets funny yeah like yeah it
• 53:48
  becomes funny because you learned the back story and it was it was the same
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  with um like oh Min are you oh was it Cole m for 30 years like yes and like
• 53:59
  there's no punchline to any of these sketches and I'm watching dozens of it
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  and then suddenly he sits down next to a black gu and he's like black are you I
• 54:07
  was black for 30 years and then you and then you just laugh
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  yeah woman so
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  good such a good show the fast show and you'll if you listeners if you watch the
• 54:23
  fast show you'll go oh [ __ ] it's that guy oh it's Mr weasle
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  oh that's where Mr Weasley is [ __ ] great in it this
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  season mostly be wearing
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  Nettles oh excuse me I've just come have you seen the fast show Luke I
• 54:42
  think you'd like it I don't think I have Luke it was like you can watch this
• 54:48
  while you play any game no matter how enthralling the game is serious show
• 54:54
  where the guy always just coughs that is probably my favorite because
• 54:59
  it's so dumb but it gets so brilliant yeah oh probably fall in that hole
• 55:06
  knowing my luck anyway see you
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  later this is anyway this is probably not very funny for they don't know what
• 55:17
  we're talking about no one has seen no one has seen the past show oh where's me
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  washboard in where's me washboard you was I've seen you I've
• 55:29
  seen you eating cake when it's nobody's birthday Luke there's this whole
• 55:35
  recurring character that's a standup comedian who doesn't tell funny jokes
• 55:41
  hilarious [ __ ] like that and he repeats them like he just repeats them to
• 55:46
  different sides of the audience oh it's amazing it's amazing it's hard to
• 55:51
  explain why it's even funny it just is it's on any streaming
• 55:57
  service it's probably not not it was very big in England and then
• 56:03
  I feel like it's not I've got the DVDs of like all of it yeah pretty sure
• 56:08
  Gordon has the DVDs borrow them off him yeah okay yeah yeah yeah he loves it
• 56:13
  that's so I first watched it with Gordon actually back in the day uh you guys
• 56:19
  like Indiana Jones I've heard of him yeah I've heard of him yeah I don't mind
• 56:23
  him well they've decided I I don't know I guess they just they decided to skip
• 56:27
  straight to number five so it's going to go that's OD they're not going to do a
• 56:30
  four five huh no I guess not but they start shooting five this week apparently
• 56:37
  this week so it is actually going to happen they listen to this podcast and
• 56:41
  they heard Luke's warnings about yeah I was about to say even even Luke's
• 56:45
  sentence just now seems a bit ominous
• 56:48
  this Hees very hurt yeah he crashes a
• 56:53
  lot of planes he does he gets trapped in mechanical doors oh yeah they [ __ ]
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  tried really hard to [ __ ] him in the force awakens slam the door the filming
• 57:07
  they start filming this weekend it's for July release next year yeah now I think
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  wallbridge is in this as well just to tie this back [ __ ] mads mikkelson's in this so
• 57:19
  all right yes I'm actually excited now I'm actually excited I'm going to wait
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  now it's directed by Mangold he did Logan which I thought was pretty [ __ ]
• 57:29
  good so I'm on board with that mhm Kathleen Kennedy is producing which
• 57:34
  normally I would say except that she produced the other ones that I really
• 57:39
  love so there's that she produced a lot of stuff over the years yeah yeah John
• 57:44
  Williams will return to do the score so that's [ __ ] awesome if he's alive oh
• 57:48
  he's just got to get that he's just going to he's just going to get his
• 57:52
  records out the last one go here play this I was going to say get him a yeah
• 57:56
  get him a rough cut ASAP that's right he is barely send the
• 58:03
  daes and get him get him going yeah so Jonathan Kasdan screenplay as well he could do
• 58:10
  it script he'll write something and go here you go hopefully this will do yeah
• 58:15
  well I mean also hasn't he famously said he's never seen a Star Wars
• 58:20
  movie yeah that's true yeah well well anyo moricone he would if you approach
• 58:27
  any well when he was alive and I don't know if it was always like this or it
• 58:30
  was just towards the end if you approach him he'd say sure I'll do the film send
• 58:33
  me the script you send the script and he send you back a CD and be like there you
• 58:37
  go hopefully that works for you play it on set yeah I've scored your film you
• 58:43
  haven't seen the film I've scored your film cuz I've seen him conducting where
• 58:50
  it's playing on a screen in front of him yeah he's not paying attention though no
• 58:53
  no no but his back is to the screen look he fa is the orchestra no no no no yeah someone
• 59:00
  telling what's going and the screen is behind the orchestra What's Happening
• 59:04
  Now Darth Vader on the screen all right Phantom Menace Jewel
• 59:09
  Fates back when back when we used to think that
• 59:13
  you I don't know what I'm doing here no but I also like when we were kids most
• 59:18
  people thought that whatever the conductor did with with their hands made
• 59:22
  the orchestra play certain things you know like yeah like if you went like this you the
• 59:28
  violins are yeah like we don't know what to play
• 59:33
  until you do this and they're all like they don't even know how to play
• 59:39
  they have to watch him yeah they just follow him yeah does he actually do
• 59:43
  anything when they're performing like really they they control like the pace
• 59:49
  somewhat I know they say that but
• 59:54
  reallyhe once you play they go do that louder do a bit more of that yeah mind
• 59:59
  you all of that is in the score that is all written in the music in front of
• 1:00:03
  them but they can they can the pace should not be changed once they start
• 1:00:10
  playing no I think it's I think it's basically because if imagine the
• 1:00:15
  composer didn't get to get up on stage while the Orchestra played his music you
• 1:00:21
  know sure that just wouldn't work comp is not always the conductor no I mean
• 1:00:26
  not not for classical music certainly for example people like Tom holkenborg
• 1:00:31
  or um what's another example people who do not not Han Zimmer Han Zimmer does
• 1:00:35
  not conduct he doesn't I mean maybe he could but I don't think he he certainly
• 1:00:40
  doesn't whether he that's interesting you're right cuz he yeah you're right
• 1:00:43
  cuz even when he performs his scores on stage he'll he'll sit there with an
• 1:00:48
  instrument yeah he's more of a a band
• 1:00:52
  kind of guy which is he is a band guy right so yeah he writes so many orchestral but
• 1:00:58
  but he not he's not a classically trained musician I me neither Tom Hog's
• 1:01:02
  not either a lot of lot of composers these days aren't but but then there are
• 1:01:06
  guys like Brian Tyler I know he he will conduct compose and conduct that kind of
• 1:01:11
  stuff but I mean you don't have to no but then but you're right so in that
• 1:01:16
  case if it's not the guy who's in and also if it's a film don't change the
• 1:01:21
  pace it's got to be it's got to match with what's on the screen yeah
• 1:01:28
  [Laughter]
• 1:01:53
  [Laughter]
• 1:02:01
  [Applause]
• 1:02:24
  [Laughter] about JJ ABS interview where he said
• 1:02:29
  that yeah yeah interesting right the one yeah he said I mean he didn't need to
• 1:02:35
  say it everyone know everyone knew but he said the the thing that they screwed
• 1:02:38
  up was that they didn't have a a plan like yeah we know we know man yeah we
• 1:02:42
  know watching the films yeah it's a [ __ ] mess which I could still could
• 1:02:47
  not work out like they purchased it for billions of dollars and went we're going
• 1:02:50
  to release a Trilogy going to go to nine but no one decided to sit down and work
• 1:02:55
  out what that was going to be first the weirdest thing just is movie by movie
• 1:03:00
  there's this I know people are in different camps on like The Last Jedi
• 1:03:04
  and that but there's this weird thing where people like so no one's in a
• 1:03:07
  different camp on the Last Jedi they are they are though because people say okay
• 1:03:12
  so they didn't have a plan they just kind of came in and then they said JJ
• 1:03:15
  Abrams okay you're going to make the first one and he set up a bunch of stuff
• 1:03:18
  and then Ryan Johnson came along and was like I don't want that stuff here's I'm
• 1:03:23
  getting rid of that stuff and I'm going to do a different stuff and then for
• 1:03:27
  some reason there are people who are like yeah Ryan Johnson came in and did
• 1:03:30
  you know did what what he was actually supposed to do which was make it more
• 1:03:34
  gooder and ignore all the other stuff before but then they get mad that JJ ABS
• 1:03:38
  came back and did the same thing to Ryan Johnson that Ryan Johnson did and yeah
• 1:03:41
  it's a [ __ ] mess and it's stupid but it's like I don't know why people are
• 1:03:46
  okay with Ryan Johnson having done it MH it's true and but then they're mad at J
• 1:03:50
  Jam for doing it again to him like just well the fun I can explain that I I do I
• 1:03:55
  do agree with you Matt but I also agree with those [ __ ] on the internet
• 1:04:00
  because I hated The Last Jedi because it was awful right but I hated the rise of
• 1:04:06
  Skywalker more because it was mediocre because if you're going to do a
• 1:04:12
  Star Wars make it amazing or make it [ __ ] but don't make it mediocre [ __ ] you
• 1:04:20
  JJ I've rewatched uh The Last Jedi twice and I couldn't make it through a second
• 1:04:26
  watch of the rise of Skywalk I haven't even done that it's garbage because it's
• 1:04:31
  just so but in saying that I haven't I like I haven't
• 1:04:35
  seen seen last jro once and R Skywalker
• 1:04:39
  once Force awakens Bring It On close aw I saw that three times the first week
• 1:04:45
  yeah we've talked about this before probably have we once or
• 1:04:49
  twice listeners are tuning out which uh is fine because this is probably the end
• 1:04:53
  of the show so yeah guys I've um put some chicken nuggets on un you want to
• 1:04:57
  head over with us to the Afterparty yeah the chicken nuggets are in the after
• 1:05:00
  party ready there's some sauce there but I'm going to charge $100,000 a nugget if
• 1:05:04
  that's cool what sauce tomato sauce it's the only sauce you put on chicken nugget
• 1:05:08
  I just want to know what sauce I get though
• 1:05:12
  tomato No I am all about that mustard sauce now mustard sauce you mean just
• 1:05:18
  mustard mhm [Laughter]
• 1:05:22
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