Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 2 | Erykah Badu talks her second coming
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean juneteens everybody. I cannot wait to see
- 0:03Speaker 1: this on Fox Lows. It's going to be hilarious.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Number four of the top five New Year's resolutions, that
- 0:09Speaker 2: you'll never keep retire from social media.
- 0:12Speaker 3: You know, I didn't post that much.
- 0:13Speaker 1: After I did the thing about most prides have a
- 0:16Speaker 1: groom but Nicki Minaj had a groomer after I did.
- 0:20Speaker 3: You should take a break back to that. Number three
- 0:22Speaker 3: of the top five New Year's resolutions.
- 0:24Speaker 2: That you'll never keep drink less alcohol or stop drinking altogether.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Not even for dry January. Oh, no, dry January when
- 0:32Speaker 3: I forget lotion.
- 0:32Speaker 1: It's not There was a science of nutritionist on I
- 0:36Speaker 1: don't know if it was a doctor or scientist or something.
- 0:38Speaker 3: He said, never warm rights up again. Yeah, I had
- 0:41Speaker 3: some gumbo yesterday.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Yet never Well, they say you don't necessarily have to
- 0:46Speaker 2: avoid doing it, but it's very risky because of the bacteria.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Well it's risky. Did not finish it. It is definitely
- 0:53Speaker 3: risky now and it was risky finish it living through
- 0:57Speaker 3: that microwave.
- 0:58Speaker 2: You will, Yeah, I remember American Girl, how that used
- 1:02Speaker 2: to always try to reflect society. Will Mattel has its
- 1:05Speaker 2: very first autistic Barbie doll. It is the latest in
- 1:08Speaker 2: a line of collaborations that they've done because remember the
- 1:11Speaker 2: last one was a Barbie with type one diabetes.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Remember that. I don't know why. Number three of the
- 1:26Speaker 3: top five current shoe booties will be.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Tim Scott, But you know, I feel bad there all
- 1:31Speaker 1: because he wanted to be president so bad he had
- 1:33Speaker 1: the pretend to like chicks.
- 1:34Speaker 3: Yeah that's what he gets. That's what he gets. Number
- 1:38Speaker 3: two of the top five before shoe booties Steven A.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Smith. But the number one, absolutely of the top five
- 1:47Speaker 2: shoe booties, Nicki Minaj.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Yeah, most brides have a groom. She has a groom.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Welcome to the president a woman I'm so excited to
- 1:56Speaker 1: talk about. I'm hearing she's having her second coming, which
- 1:58Speaker 1: is greater. I don't even know how you do, even
- 2:00Speaker 1: though you have help put your hands together for the
- 2:03Speaker 1: one and only Erica I, but I do. How are you,
- 2:05Speaker 1: miss lady?
- 2:06Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 2:08Speaker 3: How are you? How are you?
- 2:10Speaker 4: I'm exquisite.
- 2:11Speaker 1: So it's interesting because you have been around a good
- 2:16Speaker 1: little bit and you had a lot of incarnation incarnations,
- 2:20Speaker 1: like a lot of uh iterations of yourself, but still
- 2:24Speaker 1: like you still are like artistically true.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Is that tough to do as an artist?
- 2:31Speaker 4: I don't know. It's not hard for me, you know,
- 2:35Speaker 4: it's just the way they made me. You know. I
- 2:40Speaker 4: am very ambitious and creative, and I remain green. Yeah,
- 2:46Speaker 4: there's so many things. I don't know. I really feel
- 2:48Speaker 4: like my best work is still in me. So I'm
- 2:52Speaker 4: always pushing to do something different or something new, or
- 2:56Speaker 4: something else or you know.
- 2:59Speaker 1: I tell you when I got to see you, where
- 3:01Speaker 1: were were I don't know, jazz in the Garden. I
- 3:02Speaker 1: think I was hosting it, and it was I hadn't
- 3:04Speaker 1: seen you in years, Like I remember, I hadn't seen
- 3:07Speaker 1: you in a good little bit. And I remember like
- 3:11Speaker 1: from the time I saw you first to this time
- 3:13Speaker 1: the time I saw you last, you had the same
- 3:16Speaker 1: kind of like strident, I'm out here, I'm.
- 3:18Speaker 3: Excited, and you were excited to see the audience. You
- 3:20Speaker 3: were vibing with them, and.
- 3:21Speaker 1: That really, that's that's organic, and that's that that's the
- 3:24Speaker 1: testament to you doing.
- 3:25Speaker 3: What you love.
- 3:26Speaker 4: It's new every time, every single time. It's a new
- 3:30Speaker 4: set of people, it's a new opportunity, it's a new
- 3:36Speaker 4: it's always new, you know.
- 3:40Speaker 1: So you got, you got your edibles coming out out
- 3:43Speaker 1: now you're are your edibles out right now?
- 3:46Speaker 4: My edible, my flowers, the trees fall drops. Of course,
- 3:56Speaker 4: it's an avoid mine and my interest is women studies.
- 4:01Speaker 4: My my flower is for everybody. It should be illegal.
- 4:05Speaker 4: It's just so potent.
- 4:07Speaker 1: You said the flower is for everybody, but the but
- 4:10Speaker 1: the but the other ones.
- 4:12Speaker 3: What were you saying with just women?
- 4:14Speaker 4: The research that I'm doing specifically for the woman's body
- 4:18Speaker 4: because I use the plant medicine in my work. I
- 4:22Speaker 4: use it as a doula, I use it as a
- 4:26Speaker 4: pronic killer, I use it as you know, an artist.
- 4:30Speaker 4: So I'm interested in those things, in the parts of
- 4:34Speaker 4: that plant and cannabinoids that we use to deal with
- 4:39Speaker 4: certain issues as women, depression, anxiety, speede hormones, any kind
- 4:47Speaker 4: of womb care and central nervous system energetic care is
- 4:53Speaker 4: what I'm interested in. That's my interest.
- 4:55Speaker 3: What is the name of the brand.
- 4:57Speaker 4: The name of my brand is Apple Trees. And I
- 5:00Speaker 4: did a laugh with cookies and we came up with
- 5:03Speaker 4: a strainer. We call that. Okay, nice.
- 5:09Speaker 3: I love you.
- 5:10Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what you do next. And
- 5:12Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna try your flower.
- 5:15Speaker 4: I love you.
- 5:16Speaker 3: I love you right back, Eric, I do. Thank you,
- 5:19Speaker 3: baby girl, Thank you all right, Betty, this time for
- 5:23Speaker 3: our feature.
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- 6:03Speaker 3: You can't black woman taking her fishing. Curse moll. She
- 6:07Speaker 3: ain't going fish. And if you get in the boat,
- 6:15Speaker 3: she ain't gonna turn around going there. Now, who I
- 6:18Speaker 3: need to look at it and keep a eye ain't nobody.
- 6:30Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite endure him.
- 6:34Speaker 1: He's one of my favorite human beings on the face
- 6:36Speaker 1: of every Now. I don't love him as much as
- 6:38Speaker 1: I love his brothers, but I do. It's not as
- 6:42Speaker 1: much as I love his brother, but I do love
- 6:44Speaker 1: him a lot. Gotcha, he's my one of my.
- 6:46Speaker 3: Why do you like his brother better?
- 6:48Speaker 1: He's just cool man. He's in his own way. But
- 6:53Speaker 1: it's mad cool. You know, he's just mad cool. I
- 6:56Speaker 1: think he's just he's been through a lot, always smiling,
- 6:59Speaker 1: always dope this and I really really really really love
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- 7:05Speaker 3: I would say, you really love his brother much more.
- 7:07Speaker 1: Wow, earthquake aware of these everybody know, hear him to
- 7:12Speaker 1: every time we teach they're gonna move over.
- 7:14Speaker 3: I want to talk to you brother. Yeah, terrible. Yeah,
- 7:17Speaker 3: that was that terrible.
- 7:17Speaker 2: I don't know you can only you know earthquake first.
- 7:20Speaker 3: Yes, wow, but.
- 7:21Speaker 1: I wish I knew his brother first.
- 7:26Speaker 3: Hold us height there. Sometimes people get really upset with
- 7:30Speaker 3: the things I say. Said.
- 7:31Speaker 1: We'll give them an opportunity to express themself with that
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- 7:56Speaker 3: So you won't have to look at the coach classes first.
- 7:58Speaker 5: And this attitude is from the you miss actor who
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- 8:47Speaker 3: Why do you always mispronounce music artist names?
- 8:50Speaker 5: They are pronounced stokely, Eric Binney and both Kenny Lattimore
- 8:54Speaker 5: New addition, those are just a few names that you
- 8:57Speaker 5: constantly mispronounced. As long as you've been speaking for a living,
- 9:00Speaker 5: you think you know how to talk. Good dear, but
- 9:04Speaker 5: I'll say it for this week. This is the mess James.
- 9:07Speaker 5: You you dear, through the Correspondent, and until next week.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Bye,