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DLHS Hour 4 | How Will Rep. Hakeem Jeffries Handle Being Speaker · The D.L. Hughley Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Shut up. Don't go.
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: Our price is due. Take my advice and shut up too.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Now that we've had the juvenile portion of our show.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have told me to shut up. It's not nice.
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  Speaker 3: Jasmine, don't try to... That's like they caught us mid-sentence.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: It's always the referee never sees... They don't ever see
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  Speaker 3: the initial.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Um....
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  Speaker 1: I got that from my uncle. My uncle Kenny, that's
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  Speaker 1: his new thing. Whatever. He does say that. You're like, wow.
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  Speaker 1: My uncle Kenny was taking this walk. He's like, I
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: was about to show them boys something.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to get your old ass folded up.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you're going to do. I was about to
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  Speaker 1: help him up. I said, what? Who you talking to?
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  Speaker 2: I told.
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  Speaker 1: You, that's his new word. Whatever. Whatever. I tell you what, though.
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Kenny loves his rum and coke on Tuesdays. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know he had rum and coke. He sure does.
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  Speaker 1: Check your Diplomatico. That's why I don't have any? That's
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  Speaker 1: why you don't have any. Whatever. I'm going to give
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  Speaker 1: you some rum. Don't use that. That rum is too sweet. No, no.
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  Speaker 1: He likes it. Oh, that's what he likes.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as I get in there, he's got a
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  Speaker 2: little rum and coke.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay. I was like, who's drinking my rum?
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  Speaker 2: That's why he laughs so loud when he's watching San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: He hopped up on that stuff. Leave my Uncle Kenny alone.
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  Speaker 1: You can have as much rum as you want to,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Kenny. Well, we don't have any more. We'll get some.
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  Speaker 1: You can have as much rum as we used to have.
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  Speaker 3: Moiba, have you spoken to your family along the Combe
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  Speaker 3: Belonga River?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: What's the body of water in Sierra Leone? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know? You don't know about your place. That's
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  Speaker 1: not my homeland. It is your homeland. It is your homeland. Okay, everybody,
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  Speaker 1: once again, Moiba. Mustafa.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the first two words right there.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're a sellout. I think you don't know
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  Speaker 1: nothing about your own people. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: That's like Derek don't know Spanish at all. He's the
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  Speaker 3: worst Mexican ever. You're just wasting your Africanism.
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  Speaker 1: I'm using it. Who is it?
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  Speaker 3: So what is Liberia's from here, right? He don't know
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  Speaker 3: any of that stuff. Liberia was started by free slaves
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  Speaker 3: from here, right?
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  Speaker 1: Liberia. He don't know. you don't know call one.
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  Speaker 3: Of your other brothers they know your brother your brother
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  Speaker 3: just passed he's from there can y'all talk.
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  Speaker 2: We talking wait I think you have to explain to
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  Speaker 2: him cause you know what wait what's happening you only
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  Speaker 2: get how many weeks before after someone's passing in your
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  Speaker 2: family you get.
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  Speaker 3: Like no no I'm not making light of the spirit
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  Speaker 3: truckers passing what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You get two weeks and after that the gloves are
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  Speaker 1: off sorry about that you had a brother that would
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  Speaker 1: live in Sierra Leone.
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  Speaker 2: Right Mbaku was his name what was his name no and.
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  Speaker 3: You knew him right You knew him. You were very
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  Speaker 3: sad when he passed. So did you talk about anything? Like,
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  Speaker 3: did you ever want to come to America?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about me going on a radio show
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  Speaker 1: and getting talked about for being angry. You don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what's happening. You're going to let them keep talking about you.
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  Speaker 2: In the eye.
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  Speaker 1: Stand up, brother. Stand up. Oh, my goodness. I got
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  Speaker 1: two of them. Your family is going to kill you.
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  Speaker 1: They don't understand what we're saying. Coming up this hour.
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  Speaker 1: I got a song for you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be saying names. You're saying names now. Man, y'all
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  Speaker 3: sound like a terror watch list. I swear to God.
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  Speaker 1: It is the.
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  Speaker 3: Day we show you a 2026 edition. I think Chuck
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  Speaker 3: Schumer and Akeem Jeffries and Koi Booker I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 3: one of the things they don't want, they don't want
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  Speaker 3: nobody taking no money from no foreign countries at all,
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if it's Israel or not, they don't
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  Speaker 3: want it.
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  Speaker 1: These young people ain't, man. I tell you what. You
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  Speaker 1: better disassociate yourself.
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  Speaker 2: People want to see something from Hakeem Jeffries.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta see something. I hope he acts like Hakeem
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  Speaker 3: from Brooklyn for real.
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  Speaker 2: He better. Get his swag on. He gotta do something.
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  Speaker 1: Or go back to Nancy Pelosi.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You go back to her. Now she was not to
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  Speaker 1: be messed with. Let me tell you something. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. She was a strategist. Yes, she was. Man,
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  Speaker 1: she got it done. And when she said something, she
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  Speaker 1: meant it. We are going to. No, let's hear it, Smeagol.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Better get together. Somebody get
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  Speaker 1: Nancy on the phone. They have to vote their man, right,
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  Speaker 1: for leader of the. They have to. They have to.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They got to have a vote. And
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  Speaker 1: a king. Well, he doing a lot of talking. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying I need him to do something. We need
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  Speaker 1: you to stop playing.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And come through. Come on, Precious.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you some questions we need to know. Like,
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  Speaker 3: even though I understand that the primary focus is going
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  Speaker 3: to make the American people's lives better, but you still
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  Speaker 3: got to have some oversight. Like, we need to know
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  Speaker 3: what happened to that $ 300 million you got from the
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  Speaker 3: Venezuelans that you put in your personal account.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we need to know that.
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  Speaker 3: We need to see that tape of you bombing those
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  Speaker 3: fishing boats in Venezuela.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: We need to know how, what the Qataris, what you
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  Speaker 3: got for getting a half a billion dollar plane from
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  Speaker 3: the Qataris.
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  Speaker 1: The Brotherhood. Yeah, we need the FC list. All of that.
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  Speaker 3: First off, I think they should impeach Ed Smith. And
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  Speaker 3: I think a lot of Republicans.
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  Speaker 1: Right away. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 3: Because they're going to try to make a scapegoat out
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  Speaker 3: of it. If the war is unpopular, everybody know you did.
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  Speaker 3: He ain't going to blame himself. He ain't going to
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  Speaker 3: blame J.D.
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  Speaker 2: Vance.
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  Speaker 3: They're getting rid of that dude. They're going to get
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  Speaker 3: rid of him. I'm going to tell you something else.
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: Trump is so transactional. He's going to. Whatever makes him
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  Speaker 3: look good, he'll do. You don't have to, but you
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  Speaker 3: have to. Whatever will make him look good, he'll do.
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  Speaker 3: He got to do whatever he wants. He cannot govern.
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  Speaker 3: He's not a good man. He's not a good businessman.
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  Speaker 3: And you saw, he was so bad that this would happen.
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  Speaker 3: He's so bad he lost Kansas. You lost Kansas, where
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  Speaker 3: Barack Obama's from. And he's from, his grandparents are from.
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  Speaker 3: He ain't from Kansas. His grandparents are from Kansas. His
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  Speaker 3: grandparents were from Kansas.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's a famous story. Yeah, but he wasn't. Okay. Right.
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  Speaker 3: He was raised by his grandparents from Kansas, right? Don't
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  Speaker 3: y'all know the story?
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  Speaker 1: When did he go to Hawaii?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just asking. I'm trying to educate me. I know
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  Speaker 3: he went to Hawaii, but his grandparents are from Kansas
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  Speaker 3: is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, he's visited Kansas before.
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  Speaker 1: Wait for the summer. Wait for the summer.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Obama grandparents. Where they from?
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  Speaker 2: It says he was not born or raised in Kansas,
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  Speaker 2: though he has family roots there through his mother's side.
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  Speaker 1: But I was going to say he wasn't raised there.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't go there until he was like 47.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't go there with an African boyfriend. You
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  Speaker 3: can't go to Kansas pregnant by an African dude back then.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. His maternal grandparents are from Wichita.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But he didn't go there.
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  Speaker 3: Until his presidential run. Yeah, I'm telling you what, what
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  Speaker 3: you can't do is come home. This is from Cluck Cluck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm pregnant with him. Oh. You and your chauffeur
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  Speaker 1: are mighty close. I do understand that. From Cluck Cluck.
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  Speaker 1: He can't stay here. He's Cluck Cluck from Kenya. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: That's horrible. He can't stay here. We don't have any
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  Speaker 1: products he uses at all. Well, there he goes. Cluck
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  Speaker 1: Cluck Hussein. Oh, Jesus. That's going to do it for us,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Case, thank you. Sincerely, thank
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  Speaker 3: you for tuning in.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: This feels much different than last time, two years ago. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it does. It feels definitely different. Yikes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess they know how we felt last time.
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: The rabbit once again has the gun.
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: Man, if you're in Texas right now, boy, you're a
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  Speaker 1: Republican in Texas. Man. Hope you enjoyed the ride. Hope
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  Speaker 1: you did. Don't California my Texas. And did. Look at you.
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  Speaker 1: And did.
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  Speaker 2: And did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in Detroit this weekend.
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness. I'm performing in Detroit, New Orleans with
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: the DL & DL. You don't want to miss this.
• 8:17
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a lot to talk about, man.
• 8:18
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a lot to talk about. Jasmine Sanders,
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  Speaker 3: what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: I just want to say shout out to Governor Keisha
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  Speaker 2: Lance Bottoms.
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  Speaker 1: Governor-elect. Governor-elect. My sorrow. I'm so proud.
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy that, you know, against all odds, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she flipped Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: How can I just stand and walk away?
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: Walk away and let you go.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Leave without a trace. I hate real lyrics. I like
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  Speaker 1: to make up my own. We know. With your favorite tambourine. Anyway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: congratulations to her.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, congratulations. And to Scott Colon, Mississippi man. That's a
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: big win. You know, all they have left to count
• 9:03
  Speaker 3: is Jacksonville. Can't wait to see that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Mississippi, it would take that long to count anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: Come on now.
• 9:17
  Speaker 3: You can't be 50 if you can't expect results right away. Skip,
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: my man, Cheatham, what did you learn today, baby boy?
• 9:24
  Speaker 3: This is a great time, man. We get a chance
• 9:26
  Speaker 3: to celebrate. Matter of fact, I'm going to start my celebration.
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: Remember when you came the other year? You came to
• 9:31
  Speaker 3: the cigar convention?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Dallas Smokefest. Well, it starts off again tonight. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I had a ball there.
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  Speaker 2: Feel free.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: If you got a little time, come on through, man.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: You're making all that money.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: You see my schedule.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Bring Don Lemon with you.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's not how you smoke it, Don.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yikes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Double yikes.
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: That was smoke fast. We're going to have a good time, man.
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: All right, on the next D.L. Hughley Show, a.k.a. Kyle Hughley, a.k.a.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: Special K, is going to drop another joint on Short
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: Bus Records. But it's the military man, Jamal Kingsley, returning
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: to expose racism, hitting our everyday lives.
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: my favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: to go.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.