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129: Sister Wives Rewind + Hot Gossip (S4E6) / 90 Day Fiance Season Finale (S10E18) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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  Delia, and I'm here with my real Tight Homegirl and my daughter in
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  law. Be Hi everybody else. We are so happy to be here today.
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  We're talking sister wives with you. We are also going to be wrapping
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  up this season of ninety Day Fiance. We have some things to say about
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  that. We also have some gossip around ninety Day Fiance which we're going to
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  get and some gossip around Sister Wives, so there's a lot to get into.
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  us in the algorithm and it helps us to grow. Thank you. As
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  I understand it, we do have a couple of admin items that we need
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  to get to because we are onboarding a new show again. Ninety Day Fiance
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  is concluding finals. God God, thank you Lord, and see for Jesus's
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  it's over finally. Yeah, So we were looking for other shows that we
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  thought would be interesting to us and maybe you, I know, we put
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  out the Clarion call, and a lot of y'all said seeking Sister Wives,
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  Yeah, which I'm excited about because you haven't really watched that show, but
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  I have, and I mean there's a couple returning couples on there, but
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  then there's a bunch of new people and so I'm excited. Okay, so
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  we've decided to cover it, and as I understand it, it begins next
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  week, like, yeah, the fourth on Monday, on Monday, I
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  think, so that means we have to change things little around a little bit
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  just to deal with the airtime. So we're probably gonna move our schedule to
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  Tuesdays if you're a patron or Wednesdays, Yeah, if you're a regular old
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  person. Yes, yeah, so one day later for the Sister Wives or
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  the Seeking Sister Wives content. But VPR is going to stay the same,
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  yes, throughout the rest of that season. Yes, And then we know
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  there's two tell alls for Nighty Day Fiancee. We do know that. Get
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  off our dicks. We're going to cover them, but you can't make me.
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  Well, we have the agency over my own body and my life.
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  I don't feel like I should be made to watch the tell alls, especially
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  after I looked at the preview. But we'll talk about that in the ninety
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  Day fiance segment. But Beatrice is insisting, uh huh, we have to
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  at least cover the end. We're not going to cover them as each individual
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  episodes. We're just gonna cover them after they're already aired. We'll do a
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  brief fucking recap of it, like fifteen minutes tots can you handle that?
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  I will? I will for the rack, for the rest what they really
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  want. So we're just doing one brief, all encompassing, tell all recap
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  after it concludes, after both of them conclude, after both of them conclude,
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  Okay, I can do that. I can do that. I will
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  shuffle my fat raccoon body. Yeah, do you will? Okay, God,
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  is there anything else we need to talk about? Housekeeping? Okay,
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  well, then let's get into our Sister Wives segment. Of course, we're
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  doing Sister Wives rewinds. We are current in season four and I think this
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  was episode six. But before we get into the episode, we actually have
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  some Sister Wives hot goss that we needed to get into. One of the
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  items is of a personal nature, and then we've got three of the items
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  which are like brown business MLM, horseshit that I just wanted to talk about
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  and get your opinion on. Okay, Okay, the first thing we have
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  to talk about obviously, Yeah, everybody probably knows this already, but evidently
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  Mary and Amos that grifter Cloud that's one hundred divorced grifter, that bankrupt grifter,
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  p Ass broke ass, that's stink ass Cloud Ass that's right. I
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  guess they broke up. Well, good, okay, Is that all you
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  have to say about that? I kind of had a feeling. She kind
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  of introduced him very quickly, like dating after two months, I love this
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  guy. I'm like, really, it's been too month. Did she say
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  she loved him? I don't remember that. I don't know, but she
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  did have Google She kind of implied it though. Yeah, she was totally
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  into him. She's like, he's such a special person in my life.
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  We're totally banging. Probably, he has so many red flags, not the
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  least of which was that he kind of looked like Cody Brown, a little
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  bit like his face symmetry lined up with Cody Brown. Plus he had a
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  lot of problems in his past. And apparently what Mary is saying is that
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  the reason they broke up isn't because of anything Amos did. It isn't because
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  of anything Mary did. It's because of us. It's because of the raccoons
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  with the monocles sifting through the dumpster looking for trash on Amos. And it
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  wasn't just raccoons and redditors, it was also the tabloids. And she's like
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  it was too much. Why he couldn't take it. Oh, he couldn't
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  take it. I don't think. I don't think she said that. I'm
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  speaking for her spirit, but she said, yeah, it was just too
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  much, and people don't really know what they're getting into when they sign up
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  for a relationship with one of these women. I did watch part of her
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  Fry Day with Friends with Jen, and she was talking a little bit about
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  this, but it really sounded like she was blaming everybody else. That's stupid
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  and it's totally typical of Mary, and I thought I saw something on Without
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  a Crystal Ball that she was saying. Mary was saying that their values didn't
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  align like her and Amos, they had different life paths or something like that.
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  Okay, I don't know if that's just mary cryptic bullshit. It's probably
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  just it's so hard to kind of decipher what she's saying in her Instagram post
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  because it's so like inspoke therapy speak, hashtag worthy of like what are you
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  actually getting at? Though I did think though that in her post she concluded
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  it talking about other opportunities for her coming up, like, but I mean,
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  Dicky, I think it was like the way I took it, But
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  I'm an eternal optimist and romantic. The way that I took it was like
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  she had other opportunities to get a deep dick in with somebody else. Okayoh,
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  maybe a lesbian for her. Okay, keep advancing your agenda. It's
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  been on my vision board. Either a man or a woman. Sure on
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  a Harley Davidson motorcycle. Okay, cut. I don't know how many times
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  we have to hear this. I mean, in the last year and a
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  half, we've almost been doing this pod for two years. I know.
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  Is that crazy? Nuts, absolutely wild? And we've heard this from you
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  at least two hundred times. Because that's what I want. I'm speaking into
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  the universe. I feel like she needs somebody on a Harley Davidson motorcycle,
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  just like Janelle needs a big old cowboy. That's true, and we do
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  want that for Mary, we want them that for them all. Yeah,
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  but I don't know. I think she's going to be a little more reticent
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  the next time she meets somebody before she hard launches him to the Sister Wives
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  fandom because we are crazy, I mean, yeah, But like, wouldn't
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  she have had to have this discussion with him when she started dating him like,
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  look, I'm Mary motherfucking Brown. I've been on TV for twenty years.
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  I'm an ex polygamist. People fucking love me. I'm really famous.
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  You have to be okay with dating me, Like, wouldn't you have?
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  I have to warn somebody. I feel like Christine did that with David Woolley
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  and he was like, yeah, I don't care. I think that happened
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  with Christine and David, And I do think that some of the articles that
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  came out came out about Amos said that he knew who Mary was, that
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  he was familiar with the show, which is one of the reasons that a
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  lot of us kind of had a problem with him because he was we were
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  sniffing the cloud goblin, Yeah, clout goblin. So he knew who she
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  was. But yeah, I mean, if you're gonna have an authentic potential
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  partner, you're gonna have to give him the down load. Yeah, on
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  how we act out here and how some people, for example, without a
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  Crystal Ball are just every single day, two, three, four, five
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  times a day posting about this family and just talking to people in their past
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  and trying to dig up any kind of trash that they can right which we
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  obviously read, yeah, of course and consume. But like, yeah,
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  there's a lot of people out here very invested in the Browns. I wonder
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  if Mary's just using this as an excuse, though, Like there must have
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  been something that happened between the two of them, because if it's her just
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  trying to blame it on all of us for just being curious raccoons, just
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  fucking investigating into their lives, which we've been doing for eighteen seasons, you
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  know, Like it's not like it's anything new, Mary. I wonder if
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  it's just an excuse, probably, and if she was mentioning that their values
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  were somehow not aligning, I'm wondering if that's because she got a sense that
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  maybe he wasn't there for the right reason as well. I don't know,
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  like we're just all speculating out of here. I just want her to be
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  happy. I wanted to choose wisely. There's a dick on every corner,
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  Honey, you can find one. Don't worry about it, take your time,
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  fact and take care of yourself, and then let like the universe bring
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  him to you when you're ready or her According to Beatrice, Yeah, okay,
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  now let's get into the shady business dealings of the Brown Wives. Okay,
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  starting with Christine. Yeah, so a lot of us have heard that
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  Christine and David purchased an income property. It's a town home in Moab,
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  Utah, and she was sharing pictures of the town home. They are turning
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  it into an airbnb, ye, which is great, I mean real estate.
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  It's a great way to invest your money. And I just love seeing
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  Christine having a financial manifestation and dream that Robin could never. Oh for real,
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  like work bitch and Cody could never. I mean they could, but
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  they don't because they spend all their money and it's in boxes in the basement.
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  And then imagine Dickensie and Village figure out right. But we see just
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  within the first year of marriage, David and Christine investing in a property that
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  they'll have those multiple streams of income, which I love and so I'm happy
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  for them, and I'm happy for her. How I Yeah, she posted
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  in the last week something about how she was decorating the town home and she
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  showed like a little video of her making a collage something she's going to be
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  hanging up in the airbnb. And she's really proud of it, and basically
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  the collage is of the Sister Wives show. It's got Cody, Scott Robin,
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  it's Scott her, it's got their kids, and so she's gonna be
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  putting up art in effect, which displays the Sister Wives connection. And some
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  people were like, well, go get your coins. Absolutely, there's a
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  reason people are gonna want to book that B and B, right, and
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  that's because you're Christine Brown. Yeah. But then there's the other half of
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  the audience that's like, God, you're constantly grifting. I thought you hated
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  him, mm hmm. I thought you couldn't wait to get away from all
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  this, but now you just want to make collages and put them up in
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  your Airbnb and profit right off of what you say you don't love and like
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  anymore. So what do you think about it? Where do you fall with
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  that? I mean, I'm of two minds more. I'm more on the
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  side of like, fine, get your coins, because I mean, you've
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  been on the show for eighteen seasons, like that's great, and like everybody
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  wants to go there because it's Christine motherfucking Brown's Airbnb. However, she's not
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  gonna be there like ever, I'm sure they got a property manager. I'm
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  sure it's gonna be like Lizzie's Heritage in where like Mary owns it, but
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  she's not even there half the time, and so people will go there in
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  the hopes that like, oh, maybe maybe Y'll see Christine or maybe I'll
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  see David, like on the way out. No you're not. No,
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  you're not gonna see anybody. You're just gonna be hanging out in moab Utah,
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  which is fine, like whatever. I mean, I don't get the
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  angry people who are like mad at her for grifting. I'm like, that's
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  she's been on the show, though, I mean, use the likeness and
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  the image of the asshole who threw you away. You have every right to
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  use it because you were a part of that story. And if that's going
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  to garner you more bookings and more money, then I say absolutely to it.
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  This is her life, this is her thirty years that she spent with
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  Cody Brown and the rest of these women and in that family, So she
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  should absolutely use it to her advantage. If it is an advantage. Yeah,
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  I agree. I mean, the only reason you and I would pack
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  up all of our raccoon shit plus snacks. Yeah, and go to Moab,
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  Utah to her town home. It's because I would I would want to
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  smell the Sister Wives vibes totally. I would like to bass that energy.
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  We should fucking do it, by the way, we should. She's got
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  her link up on her Instagram. I know I would love to go to
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  Utah. I would love to too. I heard it's beautiful, Yes,
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  so let's go do it once. But I was I told you, Yeah,
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  they don't sell alcohol though a lot of places there because it's a dry
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  state. So I mean I think they have bars and stuff like Vita tequila,
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  which Lisa yes, Lisa Barlow on, Oh, so I think they
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  have bars with alcohol, But yeah, I do think there's heavy restrictions on
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  boozy. You don't drink, No, I don't, But I'm talking about
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  for you. I'll be all right, don't you worry about me? Well,
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  tell us what you guys think, Like what do you think about Christine
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  plastering the walls with Sister Wives memorabilia? Are you good with that or do
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  you trigger with that? Like why why are you triggered? If you triggered
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  the other thing that Christine did last week or around there, which I am
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  kind of triggered about is she made a post talking about menopausal symptoms. I
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  guess she's going through Perry or actual menopause and she's dealing with those hot flashes
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  and it's uncomfortable, YadA, YadA, YadA. But then she used that
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  opportunity to direct people to another Instagram account which was all for Plexus. And
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  so she didn't come out right and say, like, if you're experiencing menopausal
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  symptoms, then you should be taking Plexus because it will heal you. Like,
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  she didn't say it that overtly, but it just kind of smacked of
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  some of the stuff that McKelty has been doing over the mccaulty perfect, Oh
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  my god, mcculty has been doing over the last year or so. If
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  you recall, after she gave birth, she went up live I think it
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  was Unpatreon and she said that women who experience and I'm paraphrasing, but this
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  is pretty accurate, women who experience postpartum depression are really just missing being the
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  center of attention. Yeah, I didn't know are because they aren't the center
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  of attention anymore. And she also so used your platform to say that you
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  should dry out your placenta and eat your placenta, which I know a lot
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  of crunchy you'll probably do that. I mean, you're probably gonna be eating
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  your You're gonna probably make us all each year. It's supposed to be really
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  good, okayel stem cells and stuff, which is fine, Like I don't
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  mind, Like I know there's some people who have fringe ideas like that.
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  But her PPD stuff and also her weight loss stuff, because she has lost
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  so much weight and she's not coming right out and saying how she did it
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  except to say it's plexus. Yeah, But I'm like, are we doing
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  ozempic? But can we just say if you're doing ozempic And also if you
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  are doing ozempic or one of those drugs, you have a responsibility to say
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  that you're doing other things and not just plexus. Although maybe she said that,
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  maybe she's attributed her weight loss to other things. I really haven't heard
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  about that. But Micheltie shady And now here's Christine with her menopause miracle potion
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  plexus, and I'm like, ew right, Like, let's stop trying to
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  sell this weird fucking flute fruity drink that you guys are so obsessed with it's
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  kind of ridiculous. Like Janelle kind of did this for a little while too
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  with Plexus, being like she didn't outwardly say like you can lose weight with
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  it, but she's like, yeah, I've lost a few pounds drinking Plexus
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  and it's like really good for gut health. And all of a sudden,
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  I'm like, shut up, it's not it's not like you're just saying it.
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  It's an MLM, like stop ripping people off. But like that's just
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  what the Browns are doing. I mean, they have all this shit and
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  then they have the mentorships. I know we're going to get to that girl.
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  I'm just I can't. But the mentorships or the life coaching is also
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  connected to an MLM, which I just learned. Yeah, I just learned
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  that too. But yeah, I just feel like when it comes to people's
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  mental health, when it comes to their actual physical health, you've got to
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  obviously be very careful about what kind of claims that you make. Which I
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  think that they know so they kind of ride the lightning around what they actually
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  say. But it's just a to me, it is it's distasteful to act
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  like you are dispensing some kind of health information when what you're really doing is
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  just trying to build up your downline and make money off of people. Oh
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  yeah, and that's becoming a trend right now on the social media's Like it's
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  not just in these like health drinks MLMs and stuff, it's in the whole
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  fitness industry with like fucking protein powders and pre workout and take all this,
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  all these supplements that you may or may not be good for you, all
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  this bullshit that people just tout, Like did you ever watch the Doctor Phil
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  episode where he called out this like health influencer for like gosh, the juice.
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  Yes, that was like juice or something like that. Yes, I
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  was actually in her Facebook group. I signed up, I joined, and
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  I went in there and I watched some of the videos of that lady and
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  I saw what they were talking about. I'm like, y'all are ready,
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  Yes, I remember that Doctor Phil. Me too. I was watching that
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  Doctor Phil is just calling her out and being like this is bullshit, like
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  you're literally scamming people, and like heart, wasn't it harmful to people?
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  Too? Yes? Yes, alleging problem allegedly, yeah, purportedly caused issues
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  like if somebody died or somebody got really sick or went to the hospital.
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  Yeah, and that's the danger about claiming that all of these stupid products that
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  you're shilling out for people are good for them and healthy. It's dumb.
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  It's just money grubbing. Yes, I mean, I don't have a problem.
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  If you want to invest in income property and have an Airbnb, that
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  sounds great, that's legit. But when you're in an MLM and there's health
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  like health implications, then I'm like, you're so shady. I really want
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  to root for Christine and root for Janelle and root for Mary, but this
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  is the kind of shit I cannot stand. I know, I wish they
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  didn't do that kind of stuff too last, but not least now. A
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  few weeks ago, we talked to y'all about Mary's new website, worthyup dot
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  com hashtag worthy app worthyup dot com, and we learned that Mary is entering
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  into the mentorship field. It kind of feels like life coaching some kind of
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  mentorship, Like if you're life is falling apart, then you too can spend
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  one hundred and forty five dollars to be mentored by Mary Brown, who languished
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  in a thirty three year marriage and from which she walked away with pretty much
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  nothing that she deserved. But like, now she's gonna purport to be your
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  mentor. So that stinks. And I did read some stuff on one of
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  the subreddits, the Sister Wives subreddit, which says that Mary's friends with this
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  woman in Utah and I don't recall her name at the top of my head.
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  Raccoon's definitely put it in the comments, but she's got an MLM life
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  coaching type of business style, and it feels like Mary is maybe trying to
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  start a new MLM with this woman, and that's what worthy of might be
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  allegedly, we don't know. But then there's Janelle. A couple of months
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  ago, we also talked about Strive by Janelle, which was Janelle's inactive site,
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  which I think was started in twenty sixteen, which had some copy in
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  the website that sounded like she too was gonna do life coaching shit, but
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  it was not developed and it didn't look like it had gone anywhere. Well,
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  guess what you're of our lord twenty twenty four. Strive with Janelle is
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  live, yes, but it's really cringe because some of the descriptions are like
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  totally copy pasted. Like one of them, she says she's a mother of
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  two I know, and everybody's like, what are you talking about? Mother
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  of two? Like people think she meant grandmother of two or something like that.
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  I don't, fuck you know, got three. I think they're reaching
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  for straws to try and get Janelle the benefit of the doubt. But I'm
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  like, you can't even prof read your fucking website right before you make it
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  live. And then you're gonna charge people seventy five dollars, right or something
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  for like a thirty minute seventy five dollars for a forty five minute consult.
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  So that's not your actual weekly fee that you would have to pay in order
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  to sit down on a zoom call with Janelle and get awesome live advice.
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  That's your consult I assume to just try and workshop whether you'd be a good
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  client for her or not. A lot of times those consults are free because
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  like, you don't know if you're going to mesh with a client, and
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  so you get on a zoom, you introduce yourselves, and you figure out
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  whether you want to do this work. Together, but like she's charging for
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  that consult and I did grab some of her copy and I wanted to read
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  it. Okay, so this is what Janelle is saying. She's like,
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  Hi, I'm Janelle Redefine Plus life coach. I'm an inspiring TV personality and
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  life coach. I make it my mission to help you pursue growth in all
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  aspects of your life. I am always seeking new approaches to help others realize
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  their potential? What are these approaches? Are scientific approaches? Are they psychological
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  approaches? Is there any research? Is there a paper you can direct to
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  let me go on. I love teaching others the thrill of taking on life's
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  adventures and the challenge of living life on their own terms. I have an
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  insatiable hunger for knowledge and experiences, and I want you to experience that feeling.
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  I never stop striving for your success and helping you embrace the unknown.
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  You are a passionate, dynamic individual, and I want you to dream big
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  and refuse to let anything get in your way. That sounds great, hashtag
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  worthy up kind of, I mean, it's kind of the same thing.
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  Yeah, it's very weird that Janelle and Mary are adversaries kind of like they
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  do not get along as they don't, but they're both starting like a very
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  similar business. I wonder why, And like we talked about with Mary's whole
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  life coaching thing, like I'm sure this comes from an okay place within them,
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  Like maybe they genuinely want to help people, maybe they think they can
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  genuinely help people, but it just feels like a grift, Like what kind
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  of life advice are you gonna give me to know? When you too,
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  were married to a guy for thirty years, entangled your finances so badly that
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  you're still trying to probably untangle them right now. You're gonna need a lawyer.
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  You're just gonna need a lawyer. And you fucked your life up like
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  low key, and like now you want to give people advice on how to
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  take life by the horns. Well, I'm really glad you asked how she's
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  gonna help you, because did you know that she has personalized plans? What
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  that are tailored to your needs? Beatrice? Oh, by the way,
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  you have a lot of needs. You need help. It's your primary need
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  is you need help? She says. My coaching is all about you,
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  your golf, your challenges and your needs. I offer personalized plans that are
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  tailored to your lifestyle and preferences. By the way, personalized plans indicates tiers
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  of financial commitment. Yeah, so the first entry level like, maybe we
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  can get in a group zoom call and you can just listen, but make
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  sure you stay on me. The next one up, you're paying twice as
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  much. Right, maybe you're meeting with a representative or it's a smaller group,
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  like there are going to be tears to your connection with Janell. Wow,
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  So you can achieve your fitness goals in a sustainable and enjoyable way.
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  Fitness goals. Yeah, it's kind of from left field because she's talking about
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  your goals, your challenges, your needs, having an insatiable hunger for knowledge.
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  But then she says, so you can achieve your fitness goals in a
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  sustainable, enjoyable way, whether you prefer working out at home or at the
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  gym. I will work with you to create a plan that fits your schedule
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  and preferences. So when did you become a personal trainer to you know,
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  like, what are your qualifications for any of this? How can you give
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  people workout plans if you're not certified in that, Like, don't you have
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  to be certified as a personalnutrition plan? Yeah? Yeah, I think you
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  have to be certified. I don't think it's that difficult to get certified.
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  And I think it's actually possible that she may have gotten her certification, but
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  she's not referencing it yet on her website. But we have to acknowledge that.
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  And again, Janelle's chief passion in life for the last ten years has
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  been fitness. Has been opening her gym. Yeah, she's been talking a
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  lot about it, and it does seem that she's lost quite a bit of
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  weight in the last year or so. I mean, is that a sumpic?
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  I don't know. It kind of feels like it, but I'm just
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  like, I don't know. This is a whole This is what I was
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  talking about earlier with like the fitness industry. There's so many of these grifters
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  nowadays that I'm like, I swear to God, the second people start working
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  out and going to the gym, people think that they can be personal fucking
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  trainers and start making money off of it because it is easy. Like there's
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  a lot of people that sign up through apps and stuff, and they're like,
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  oh, if you pay fifteen dollars a month, then I'll give you
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  your personal workout plan. And it's like that's great and all, but why
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  can't we just make this stuff accessible for people as opposed to me, it
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  already is accessible. These people are aggregators of information you can find on Google
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  and they say it's a personalized plan. It is a template, yeah,
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  that they give to a variety of people based on their BMI or whatever their
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  life's right, Like, come on, we all know the grift, right,
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  and it's a griff. It is a grift. So that's interesting to
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  me because Mary is doing her worthy up from more of like a general self
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  development motivation kind of a place, whereas Janelle does seem to be getting a
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  little more niche with it or specific to having it center around fitness. And
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  she's got her plexus MLM, which is again she's doing the same thing Christine
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  is doing. So that's her health background, right, Okay, I just
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  can't Like, I love these ladies and I think they're great people, but
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  I'm just like, why do you do I don't think stuff with people think
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  they're great people, they got good hearts and stuff. Why do we even
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  think that because I'm a nice person, Okay, But I mean I'm just
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  saying, like, I don't think they're like horrible, They're not as bad
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  as fucking Cody and Robin. But I'm just like, why are you doing
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  business stuff like this where you're ripping people off? Listen, Beatrice, they've
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  been ripping us off since season one. Season one, Cody melted down Mary's
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  ring and she didn't mention hide nor hair of that shit. Yeah, Christine,
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  Janelle and Mary have been lying to us from the very beginning, pretending
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  that they're a happy, polygamous family. Meanwhile, nobody's getting fucked, nobody's
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  seeing cody children are being neglected. It's all lies. And so I mean
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  when we say they're good people, I mean I guess comparatively speaking, when
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  you compare them to the monster that is Cody Brown, then they're better people.
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  Yeah, And like, how good can you really be if you're doing
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  MLMs and shit like this. I have a real moral problem with that,
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  And like, we may have some listeners who are part of that situation,
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  and I'm really not gonna judge you. And I've known so many people who
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  have done things like this, and I get it. I understand why they
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  would, and sometimes they really believe in the product, But like, the
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  whole thing, to me, in my opinion, is so predatory, and
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  it takes advantage of in specific women, usually women who are struggling financially or
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  are in relationships, or are not in relationships, single moms were just trying
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  to be able to take care of their family and are willing to take these
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  risks because you're Mary fucking Brown. Yeah, and you're selling this Lula row
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  and it must be awesome, so let me get in on that. Yeah.
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  One two years later, you have an entire basement full of inventory that
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  you can't fucking sell. So it's sad. It's all sad, and so
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  we just wanted to share that sadness with you. Right, You're welcome.
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  Yeah, Like what do you think though? I mean, are we being
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  too harsh? I do want Janelle to have a future too. I want
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  these women to be able to make a way for themselves and be happy.
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  But like, is this is this what we're doing out here? I know,
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  I'm like, I feel like there's better ways to do it. I
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  feel like you could capitalize a lot off of the Sister Wives universe and if
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  you write fucking books and tell us all the secrets of shit. Indeed,
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  tell us how you felt about everything. That would be the tits, Like,
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  howbot that's not so happy? You're a million dollar money maker. Idea,
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  you could write like five books in a fucking sea or some shit.
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  I'm serious, Like, you could write about permism. You could write about
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  your Sister Wives season one through three behind the scenes, and we'll just take
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  us all to season twenty. Honey, I would be buying that, we
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  would be talking about it. We would be having zoom group meetings with all
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  the records with har Monocles so into it. But like, and it's also
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  straightforward, upfront and it's truthful, right, But that is something that seems
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  to be anathema to these people. Do you know what that means? No,
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  that's a good word. Yeah, that's another good word. You've got
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  a big brain, I'm saying. But it's something that is just completely counter
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  to who they are a parent. Good word. Okay, now let's get
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  into Sister Wives. We're doing a rewind recap. We're just taking a snapshot
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  of their lives back in twenty twelve, and we're trying to kind of connect
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  what we're seeing back then to what has happened in the last couple of years.
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  Yeah, we're in season four, which I believe is taking place in
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  twenty twelve, episode six. This one's entitled four Wives for Valentines Cringe,
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  And in this episode we kind of have a continued conversation with Mary and Cody
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  about her infertility journey. We also talk about Valentine's Day. There's a Valentine's
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  party for the Browns, and there's also a Valentine's Daddy daughter dance that Logan
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  goes to because he's been parentified his entire life. He's the real dad.
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  And then the meat of the matter is the meeting with the mortgage lender.
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  Yeah, at the end, I loved I mean me too. Let's count
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  some coins. Girl, wanta know about coins? Although it's kind of a
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  producer fake out because they end up getting approved, I know, but I
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  don't know how they do. I don't know either. This is what this
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  is what the mystery is. Yeah, and y'all tell me, do they
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  ever illuminate us as to how these people are going to be able to get
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  forty percent down? We talked about this last week. We're talking seven hundred
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  and twenty thousand doll hairs. How are these poor people going to come up
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  with cash money liquidity? Seven hundred and twenty thousand dollars. But it is
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  an interest only loan. I told you, now, yeah you did.
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  You were right about your only lone Okay, but we'll get there. That
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  was towards the end of the episode. We start this episode with Mary and
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  Cody going to a second specialist to talk about how they might be able to
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  conceive, and in this conversation, this specialist tells Mary, you're old.
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  You're answered right up, and what happens when you're old is you don't have
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  a lot of eggs, and the eggs that you have they no good.
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  And Mary's like, oh, I didn't know that. Well, then if
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  it's not my egg and cody sperm, then I don't think we want to
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  do it. Right. Yeah, answered the question that I had for you
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  last week, Like, so, if Robin's going to be a surrogate,
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  does that mean Robin's going to use her own egg because we know Mary's a
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  little older, But no, that's a no. Yeah, it's got to
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  be Mary's egg and it's got to be Cody's jiz, And how old is
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  Mary? I thought she was Liker thirties, forty one, that's why the
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  doctor mentioned it. That makes a lot of sense. I've forgot. I
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  thought she was like thirty five or something. No, she's forty one at
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  this point, and so I think a geriatric pregnancy is like from thirty five
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  on. Yeah, it's a better hop. Technically, rest my grandkids.
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  Listen, it's not that good enough in this life. Jesus Christ. I'm
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  getting tired. Am I gonna have any grandkids before I die? Eventually?
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  Your daughter nown't got no dick, So I mean it is harder for a
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  couple of loops, I can see, But there's ways to do it.
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  I gotta find some jizz. Anybody knows. Anybody would you like to donate
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  jizz to that reality TV Crunch podcast on Instagram. She could be a mom,
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  I could be a Grandma'd be a grandma? Yeah, yeah, oh
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  my god, that's my dream. I know. Anyway, it's not Mary's
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  dream. She's forty one years old, and this is bad biological news that
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  she's got like decrepit eggs and stuff. But furthermore, she's like, I
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  don't know, I don't know if I want to start over. I'm I've
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  got Leon. Yeah, Leon's sixteen or whatever, seventeen years old and Leon
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  is a terror. Yeah, and I don't know if I want to bring
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  another child into this marriage. If you after you melted down my ring,
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  I know for real, and after you don't fuck me all the time.
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  Somebody left a comment last episode which was like a deep thought that I had
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  that I didn't bring up on the pod because we were talking about like,
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  why that's your job. Well, I don't know. I thought it would
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  be. I thought it'd be to a but somebody commented and I was like,
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  Okay, I feel less offensive now. They were saying how could Mary
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  and Cody not get pregnant? Like it was always my feeling that they were
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  just probably not having sex or something and that's why they couldn't get pregnant,
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  Like Mary saying, oh, yeah, the frequency is not an option or
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  not a problem, a problem, like we have sex a lot. But
• 33:46
  somebody was like, well, maybe he's not coming in her, and that's
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  what I was thinking too. I was like, what if he's not,
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  though, because if let's just say hypothetically, if he hasn't if Cody hasn't
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  been fucking Mary for the last like ten years or something like this this point,
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  and like he melted down her ring in season one? Has he been
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  coming in earth? I'm sorry, I know. So we think, No,
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  we think Cody's pulling out because he doesn't want to procreate with Mary.
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  Is that like the theory is or is it just like he I can't come
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  because he's not hard because he's not attracted. Like, what's the theory that
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  we're working with here? I don't know. Maybe he's pulling out. Maybe
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  he's not coming because he's not into her. I don't fucking know. That's
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  such a fucked up theory because obviously Mary has these fertilities. She's I don't
• 34:27
  want to like invalidate that or you know, right, But we also have
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  to acknowledge that we're all very sick in this community. Yeah, like we
• 34:35
  consider all aspects and things like I hadn't even thought about that. I know,
• 34:38
  somebody commented. I was like, Oh, they're on my level,
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  They're on my deprayed degenerate wavelength. Awesome. I honestly think that it is
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  frequency of sex because in that same appointment, I guess last time with Mary
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  and Cody. She's like, oh, it's not a problem. But Cody,
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  I think set on the couch something like, well, we have to
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  have sex at least once a month. Yeah, as if they're not.
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  Yeah, and I'm like, when are you guys having sex? Because you
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  know, there's certain times during a woman's menstreul cycle where you get sure you're
• 35:07
  most fertile, and sometimes where you're not as fertile. Not me, I
• 35:12
  come from a really fertile family. Yes, we allegedly. I don't rack.
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  I ain't got no dick. I know, we need to get a
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  dick up with here. You need to get some spermy. Holy cow.
• 35:22
  Yeah. So that was very interesting, and we know that Mary and Cody
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  go on to decide not to try surrogacy and or IV it's for the best.
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  Yeah, we're kind of in the middle of the conversation, but there's
• 35:34
  so much subtext of like what they are not saying that we like to talk
• 35:38
  about. Yeah, okay, next, I thought it was such an cute
• 35:42
  and interesting little scene with Gwendolen and Christine. They're getting ready for the daddy
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  daughter dance. Of course, Gwendolen didn't ask Cody her own father because he
• 35:52
  sucks to be her date. She asked Logan, and so Christine is doing
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  their hair and she's asking Gwen, and I'm like, why did you ask
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  Logan? I don't remember why she asked him. Oh, She's like,
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  oh, well, she said, I don't like to share. Oh that's
• 36:06
  right. Yeah, and I'm never going to be a polygamous therefore, bitch
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  ass mom, bitch ass hoe ass mom. She's like nine or something.
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  Yeah, am I going to the dance with my dad in seventy thousand other
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  kids when I could just ask Logan and he'd be all mine. I don't
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  like to share. So fucking cute and Logans like, Logan's taking it like
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  a champ, like a seventeen year old boy. I feel like a lot
• 36:28
  of older brothers tend to like pick on their sisters and stuff. I don't
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  know you had an older brother, right, You guys used to tussle all
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  the time. Yeah, So I feel like it was really cute that Logan
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  was like, I'm honored that she picked me, and so I'm happily going.
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  I'm gonna super sweat all dressed up for it, and like, I
• 36:43
  love you, Logan. I love Logan too, sweetheart. He's like the
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  older brother I think we all wish we had. Before they go to the
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  dance, Mary comes over because she wants to see the girls, and did
• 36:52
  you see Savannah? Yes, Oh my god, Savannah is so cute.
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  My non existent ovaries were just I just have a little blaber, little av
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  It's so adorable dressed in her little blue dress. And Mary's coming over to
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  see the girls, and Mary says, off camera, I think on the
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  couch, she says something like, you know, I just feel like I'm
• 37:14
  one of their dad's wives, and I feel like I'm a guest coming over
• 37:19
  to see what's happening for the dance, and like, this is the reason
• 37:22
  we really need to figure out what's happening with the cul de Sac or our
• 37:25
  living situation, because it's not just me feeling like I'm an outsider. All
• 37:30
  of the siblings also don't necessarily feel like their brothers and sisters are siblings.
• 37:35
  They feel like friends. Yeah, and which I was thinking about, well,
• 37:38
  watching this episode, I'm like, man, this was the worst thing
• 37:42
  they could have done for the family. And if it wasn't for the show,
• 37:45
  like forcing these moments to happen where the family got together. I feel
• 37:47
  like they wouldn't be getting together very often at all, because we know from
• 37:51
  season eighteen, like the Friday night dinner stopped that they used to have as
• 37:54
  a family, and like Cody was spending a lot of his time at Robin's
• 37:59
  house by this point, already in season four. So it's just like I
• 38:02
  wish they wouldn't have done this. Like I know they were moving out of
• 38:06
  Utah because the investigations, right, I get it, whatever, but like,
• 38:08
  why didn't you have a plan? Why didn't you like try to find
• 38:12
  places that were closer. Why'd you have to get these huge fucking houses that
• 38:15
  are all far away from each other. I don't know. They could have
• 38:17
  done everything so much better, yes, but they didn't, and they didn't
• 38:21
  prioritize like the family time, and so now a family struggling and suffering for
• 38:24
  it. It's just a shame. And it's like the chain of communication,
• 38:29
  like when they let the kids in on what the new plan is, and
• 38:34
  to me, it feels so traumatic because like they're telling all the kids during
• 38:37
  this episode and like a couple of them previous when they're going out to the
• 38:40
  call to Sack, they're like, this is what we're manifesting. This is
• 38:43
  where we want to move this, we want to have houses right next to
• 38:45
  each other. So they're giving their children these expectations of a family life that's
• 38:51
  going to look a certain way and getting them all hyped up and excited,
• 38:53
  and then they're having another family meeting at the end of this where they're like,
• 38:57
  yeah, sorry about that, because it's not gonna work out. Uh
• 39:00
  So, unfortunately one of these houses is already sold, et cetera, et
• 39:04
  cetera. And you have Leon saying, yeah, I don't get my hopes
• 39:07
  up. Yeah, our parents tell us shit all the time and it doesn't
• 39:12
  happen, and then Logan just co signs on the cats is like yeah,
• 39:15
  like whatever, Like I don't care. And Cody keeps saying like, we
• 39:17
  have to be in these houses before Logan graduates. But I'm like, you're
• 39:21
  not prioritizing that because you guys can't get your fucking finances in order. You're
• 39:24
  leasing this stupid Rose Gold Nissan from your MLM and caring more about Robin's pussy
• 39:31
  than anything else. Like it's just a shame and as a kid, like
• 39:35
  that's just so disappointing to like not be able to trust when your parents say
• 39:39
  like, hey, we're gonna do this, because if they can't follow through,
• 39:43
  and like, obviously shit happens. Like parents aren't perfect and so sometimes
• 39:46
  promises good, but behavior exactly right, and that's the problem. And the
• 39:51
  kids picked up on that pattern and now they're like whatever. By the time
• 39:54
  we're getting to a flagstaff, these older kids are like fuck all, like
• 39:59
  that absolutely, I'm staying in Las Vegas. You guys have fun over there,
• 40:02
  but we won't be coming up the whole lot. So you're making this
• 40:06
  choice to leave us because we're not coming with you, and like, just
• 40:09
  go do you? Ogie's for real moms and dad. Oh so, so
• 40:14
  they don't share about anything but themselves. So that was really sad. I
• 40:17
  felt for Mary because I really do think that despite Mary's problematic angry behavior in
• 40:24
  the beginning of the relationships and throughout, I really feel like she does have
• 40:29
  a heart for the kids me too, and she loves being around the kids.
• 40:31
  And we know she ends up loving to be around Ariella and Solomon,
• 40:36
  but she's just continues to be pushed out and pushed out, and you just
• 40:40
  can see it in these early seasons. It's really sad. It's really sad,
• 40:44
  and that probably contributes to her anger problems. Like I'm just gonna say,
• 40:47
  I'm not excusing it, but it's like that I would be fucking angry
• 40:52
  too if my ring gets melted down. I can't have more than one fucking
• 40:54
  child. My husband's favoriting a wife and none of the other wives or kids
• 40:59
  life me Like, he's not vulgan means seriously not making me feel good downstairs,
• 41:04
  Like I just feel bad for her. I feel bad for her too.
• 41:07
  After this, we go to the dance. Yeah, is kind of
• 41:09
  a nothing burger. But I did notice that Cody has a type of dance
• 41:14
  that he typically does, which is that whirling dervish dancing that he did at
• 41:17
  his friend's wedding in Oklahoma two seasons ago. Just an absolute narcissistic fucking fool,
• 41:24
  just spinning around the floor like he was doing a little bit of that,
• 41:28
  Yeah, at the little Girl's dance because he just can't not be the
• 41:31
  center of attention, which is so weird because he's a Capricorn. I'm like,
• 41:37
  but he's a narc So what's his rising? I don't know what is
• 41:39
  rising moon? I don't know Okay, we need to figure that out.
• 41:42
  His rising is going to give us a lot of information that it's got to
• 41:45
  be a Leo. It's got to be something crazy like that. I'm sorry,
• 41:47
  you're Leo. I mean yeah. So they're dancing and Logan is dancing,
• 41:52
  and that's really sweet, and all the little girls have a great time.
• 41:54
  And I think in the next episode we have h Cody taking the boys
• 41:59
  out on her own adventures. So he's trying to convince us that he's a
• 42:02
  good dad. Yeah, and he's giving specific attention to his various and sundry
• 42:08
  me but I don't believe it. No. And then Cody goes to a
• 42:12
  floorist the next day because again it's Valentine's and he's picking out bouquets for his
• 42:16
  many wives. And he sees the bouquet on the table and he's like,
• 42:21
  yeah, that's good for Janelle. And he sees another one a little different.
• 42:23
  He's like, yeah, that's good for Mary. But let's talk about
• 42:25
  Robin's bouquet. I know she loves this and the blah blah and the color
• 42:30
  and the blue, and I want it to be I want all of that
• 42:31
  for Robin. And then Christine like she likes purple, yeah, and fire
• 42:36
  and ice whatever thats what the fuck are you talking about? The type of
• 42:39
  roast? Oh is it? And he's a type of rose. I'm dumb.
• 42:42
  I didn't know that. I was actually surprised that he had input on
• 42:45
  anything for Christine. Ye know, we know that he hates her, but
• 42:50
  like he was just really black and white, like it was a big contrast
• 42:52
  to me, like how much he didn't give a shit about Mary and Janelle.
• 42:55
  And it's just like into the creative process of building a okay for Robin,
• 43:00
  I know, because he actually cares about Robin. And I think he
• 43:02
  was only paying attention to some of the details for Christine just because he knows
• 43:07
  that she's reactive and she's hella jealous, scared. Yes, so he's like,
• 43:10
  I got to make sure I remember designing this bouquet, right. But
• 43:15
  yeah, when it was Robin, like he was really interested in getting her
• 43:19
  something that she would really love and you could tell yeah, because he loves
• 43:22
  her. Meanwhile, across town, we've got the four wives, excuse me
• 43:28
  and my wig Jesus, I know what do you today too? Can I
• 43:31
  pin it or something? Yeah? I don't know how to do a hair
• 43:36
  I don't want to, oh pinned hairness keeps falling anyway. What Okay,
• 43:43
  So back at Mary's house, we have all of the og wives getting together
• 43:46
  because they've got a workshop what they're going to be doing for Valentine's because Valentine's
• 43:51
  is an awkward holiday for polygamists. Yeah, no shit, because it's a
• 43:54
  monogamous holiday. Yeah, and so makes them feel bad. So we're gonna
• 43:59
  have a family party and we're gonna do something special for Cody. Yeah.
• 44:04
  Special, Aka, they're just gonna decorate his rented they're gonna have their kids.
• 44:07
  Yeah, the kids decorate the rented Nissan, the least Nissan that he
• 44:12
  has, which is pretty cringey, but it's like kind of sweet. I
• 44:15
  guess like they're gonna put balloons and you but you all go and clean it
• 44:17
  up too, Yeah, because I'm not gonna have to clean that up,
• 44:20
  right, washable paint on the windows only, right, So this was like
• 44:24
  whatever. What I thought was kind of interesting in this particular scene is they
• 44:30
  start constructing a plan. How are they gonna get Cody's car so he doesn't
• 44:34
  know that they're going to decorate it, and Robin's like, well, I
• 44:37
  can go over and I can say I've got a flat tire, and I
• 44:38
  can do all this, all of these machinations, and then Janelle's like are
• 44:43
  you with it? Janelle like are you okay to lie? Are you gonna
• 44:45
  be able to lie? And she's like, oh, I can lie,
• 44:47
  absolutely lie. And then she catches herself and she's like I'm joking. She's
• 44:53
  like, oh, I can lie. Don't you worry about it. I
• 44:55
  got this. I caught that too. That was wild. I wondered if
• 44:59
  you got that I did. I'm like, oh, girl, you speeling
• 45:01
  that she is. Even in the way that Robin offered to be the one
• 45:07
  to tell Cody, I thought was kind of interesting because she knew that if
• 45:09
  any of the other wives were telling Cody, like, hey, I need
• 45:13
  to borrow your car, he probably would have been like fuck no, absolutely
• 45:15
  not, absolutely not. But because Robin with her Diesel jeans and puppy dog
• 45:22
  eye, she's like, Cony, my car has a flag. Can I
• 45:24
  borrow your car? And he's like sure, as long as it's quick,
• 45:30
  and then he's like, maybe I'll get my air compressor. So like they
• 45:32
  couldn't coct this plan to get the car away from Cody. Robin barges into
• 45:37
  Christine's house because I just felt like she wanted to. Oh yeah, I'd
• 45:39
  love to be the one to come on into your house while you're spending time
• 45:43
  with your husband and steal him away. Thank you, thank you very much.
• 45:45
  So she gets his car, she takes it down to Mary's. All
• 45:49
  of the kids decorate it. They fill it with balloons. It is,
• 45:52
  in theory, a wonderful gesture. But they're just making television people. Oh
• 45:55
  for sure, these adults hate each other. Yeah. Then they drive I'm
• 46:00
  back to Christine's house where Cody still is, and Robin goes in and pretends
• 46:05
  that she got into an accident or like scratched his beautiful rose gold convertible Nissan
• 46:09
  from the MLM. Can I have that? He's made very beautiful car.
• 46:14
  Lets everybody know I'm rich. Yeah, And so he's worried and he comes
• 46:19
  out of the house and then he rounds the corner in surprise, Happy Valentine's
• 46:22
  Day, We love you. And then he's like, oh, Robin,
• 46:27
  I'm gonna get you for that later in your pants, in your pants,
• 46:30
  I won't give you something. Oh yeah, all four inches of this manhood
• 46:36
  up. Yes, baby number two, you want to suck on these balls,
• 46:39
  Lord Jesus. But and this is another thing though, like if any
• 46:44
  of the other wives came up to him and they're like, oh, I
• 46:45
  accidentally read your car. Oh my god, he would have flipped the fuck
• 46:49
  out. Yeah, he would have been mad. And yeah, we'd have
• 46:51
  been able to see that on his face. Yeah. I did feel as
• 46:53
  he was looking at the car like he was just like, who's going to
• 46:55
  clean this shit? This is my very fancy special car. So people know
• 46:59
  I'm a very fancy special person. Now now what right? So thanks for
• 47:02
  giving me a job for Valentine's Day? Yeah, I really appreciate it.
• 47:07
  From there, we go to the Valentine's party. Wait is that when?
• 47:09
  Yeah, we go to Valentine's party. He gives his bouquets out as if
• 47:15
  he doesn't give a shit. No, he's literally like, here, soon's
• 47:16
  yours, This soon's yours, this soon's yours, and Robin, Robin,
• 47:21
  I got this for you. Let me give you all of these flowers because
• 47:23
  each flower has a meaning, and it's a message from me to you,
• 47:27
  from my heart to your heart and into your pants. Here's your special bouquet.
• 47:30
  Yeah, and then he gave some presents to the kids. They all
• 47:35
  had cards, and it seemed like a fine Brown family party. Yeah.
• 47:38
  Although Mary picked up on the fact that he just handed her the flower,
• 47:43
  right, She's like that felt like an obligation. And Cody's like on the
• 47:46
  couch, just like shut the fuck up, Mary, Like He's like,
• 47:50
  not happy. It is an obligation. We have an image to maintain on
• 47:53
  season four, like pretend that we're happy. And I felt bad for her
• 47:57
  that she's already like calling that out in season fucking four after her ring's been
• 48:01
  melted, and she's just like, you don't care, yeah, Mary,
• 48:05
  because he doesn't no, and you are an outsider. Yep, you are
• 48:07
  a guest in these houses. Sorry, gotta tell you though. Ye.
• 48:12
  All right. Finally, last, but not least, after all of this,
• 48:15
  we have the wives and Cody going to meet that mortgage lender with that
• 48:20
  terrible highlighted skunk stripe. Remember when we did that back in the oughts and
• 48:25
  stuff? Thanks Stacy London. Yeah, Stacy London had actual gray hair,
• 48:30
  I know, and it looked cool. But this is like a bleached piece
• 48:34
  of an untoned stripe. Of hair right in the front of her face.
• 48:37
  I did it too, I can't. Did you complaint? It wasn't that
• 48:40
  thick. But it's just like super totally tact. You have pictures, mmm,
• 48:45
  I might oh my god, able to share those with you in any
• 48:49
  event. So they go to the lady I forget her name. They're sitting
• 48:52
  down at the table and she's like, I've got good news for you,
• 48:53
  guys. We were able to secure you some landing. Now it's non conventional
• 48:59
  because you can't just go into a Will Spargo, Honey or a us Than
• 49:01
  and get a mortgage. Sorry about it. Yeah, but here's the catch.
• 49:06
  It's interest only, which means you're gonna have to pay the interest and
• 49:09
  you're gonna be able to do that for a period of time and again that's
• 49:13
  usually five to ten years, and then you're gonna have to pay that shit
• 49:16
  off bakegkes. But wait, there's more. Yeah, in addition to that,
• 49:22
  because we're talking about four homes that are priced at approximately four hundred and
• 49:27
  fifty thousand dollars each, you're gonna have to pay forty percent of that,
• 49:32
  which is about seven hundred and twenty thousand dollars and little Robin in the corner
• 49:37
  immediately starts to teer up because she believes God is gonna provide the culdest I
• 49:42
  believe in our dream, and she's taking my dream away from me. We
• 49:45
  have to no, immediately say yeah, this isn't gonna work. No,
• 49:49
  absolutely not. She's like, that's ridiculous. That's a crazy amount of money.
• 49:52
  And even Cody, I mean recognizes that too. He's like he immediately
• 49:54
  starts to back out. Yeah, He's like, okay, we're done.
• 49:58
  We don't need to get these how these houses anymore. And Robin says,
• 50:01
  like I bought into this dream, right And I'm like, but what have
• 50:06
  you contributed to the dream? Though? Like nothing that stual seduction? Yeah,
• 50:12
  okay, actual services. Not for Janelle, who's a lot of this.
• 50:15
  I'm keeping your man happy, Janelle, You're welcome, Oh jesus.
• 50:19
  Yeah, So she's upset. I don't remember what Christine was, but it
• 50:23
  did seem like Cody immediately wanted to back out, and rightly, so like,
• 50:28
  again, you've got to have seven hundred and twenty thousand dollars liquid to
• 50:31
  be able to put down in order to do this, and yuh, you're
• 50:34
  gonna have to owe on all of these homes in fucking five years or ten
• 50:37
  years, and so Janelle knows what that means. Cody just hears seven twenty
• 50:42
  and the dream is dying and it's gone. So I'm very curious, Beatrice,
• 50:47
  how they get from this untenable position into the four homes. Oh,
• 50:53
  because in addition, somebody has already purchased one of those homes, yeah,
• 50:55
  which I was surprised about because I didn't remember that from watching this previously.
• 51:00
  So I'm like, how the fuck are they going to get these homes?
• 51:02
  Well, that deal obviously falls through, Oh okay, it becomes available again,
• 51:07
  and somehow they're going to cobble together the money. That's wild. Why
• 51:13
  they take out a loan? People will do that, Like maybe they'll take
• 51:15
  out like a fucking a seven hundred and twenty thousand dollars loan, or for
• 51:20
  a loan, I don't know. If I don't know, like you're gonna
• 51:22
  have to borrow that from like family or something. If these Mormons are experts
• 51:27
  in MLM's bankruptcies, funneling their money through all these LLCs and shit, I'm
• 51:32
  sure they can find a fucking way. I want to know and obviously too,
• 51:37
  we're gonna get into the houses. I don't know, maybe you guys
• 51:39
  you've listened or watched this show, like maybe you guys know how they actually
• 51:44
  do this financially. And I hope it's revealed. I'm not confident that it
• 51:46
  will be. Yeah, but I want to know me too, because they
• 51:50
  get into these houses. And then the final scene from this episode, you
• 51:53
  know, all of the adults gather the kids together, I think in Janelle's
• 51:58
  home. Who cares to break the bad news? Well, the good news
• 52:01
  as well, we got the we got alone after a fashion, but the
• 52:05
  bad news is one of the homes sold, and like we can't afford any
• 52:08
  of it because we're broke. Like why even tell them, oh, you
• 52:12
  got a loone? Like it's not gonna happen. And they don't care their
• 52:15
  kids too. I need to know that. Leon's like duh, yeah,
• 52:20
  I didn't even get my hopes up. And the older kids just have no
• 52:23
  confidence whatsoever in their parents. Why should they They should not mean obvious like
• 52:30
  since they told them, oh, yeah, we're moving in two days to
• 52:32
  Las Vegas, right, oh yeah, we have to live in four separate
• 52:35
  homes like they've been getting their hopes up and fucking demolished this whole entire time
• 52:39
  from their parents, and so why even care. There's like a way to
• 52:43
  do it like that is between we're moving in two days and hey, guys,
• 52:47
  we're gonna get this awesome call de sack behind a gated community. It's
• 52:50
  so great, pretty the lord about it, right, And there's like a
• 52:52
  happy medium where like you don't have to give them all of the information.
• 52:57
  You only tell them the things when when it's solidly in place or in motion.
• 53:00
  Yeah, but these people are just I don't know, they I don't
• 53:04
  get it. They suck. They suck as parents, they suck really bad
• 53:07
  economically, they suck in partnerships, in their own relationships. They're just bad.
• 53:14
  It's horrible. And I wonder how much money Cody's making from this MLM
• 53:19
  that he's in, if he's leasing this car, because he gets rid of
• 53:22
  it eventually, which finds that he's not making a lot of money. But
• 53:24
  I just wonder if he's bringing anything in or if he's just using that for
• 53:28
  him and Robin or giving it to Robin. You ever wonder about that,
• 53:31
  Like I wonder if he gets money, makes money on the side or whatever.
• 53:35
  It just kind of funnels it to Robin. I wonder if all of
• 53:37
  the women put their money from TLC into the family LLC. But anything that
• 53:44
  Cody makes, that's as a result of his job, whether that's TLC or
• 53:47
  live or whatever fucking MLM he's shilling, like, whether that goes into his
• 53:52
  own pockets, like his own piece of property that has the pond. I
• 53:55
  want something for myself and then he can take the money that he has and
• 54:00
  do whatever he wants. And by a beautiful bouquet for Robin and it kills
• 54:05
  the invision and all that artwork. Yes, oh lordy mini bikes and everything.
• 54:10
  Yeah. Well, good episode. Yeah, and some good information coming
• 54:15
  out about the sister wives. Is there anything else you wanted to share about
• 54:17
  this before we move on to not a Day? No, let's get into
• 54:22
  this fucking trash heap of a show. Let's go. We are back to
• 54:28
  talk ninety Day Fiance season ten. We have finally arrived at the last episode.
• 54:35
  We've got the final marriages. Will they or won't they? We finally
• 54:39
  learn what happens to all these people, and I can't wait to get into
• 54:45
  it with you bitches. Yeah, even though it's not really the final episode,
• 54:49
  since we have two more fucking tell alls, which I'm just like,
• 54:51
  this is a long ass season, twenty episodes a lot. I feel like
• 54:54
  that's crazy. I'm very exhausted. I'm tired, and to feel very tired.
• 55:00
  Matt sharp, me Arry attacked. But let's get into it. Let's
• 55:04
  start with the most exciting couple I guess, which is Manuel and Ashley with
• 55:07
  their fucking rainy hurricane not hurricane wedding, sobbing, open mouthed in front of
• 55:15
  other people who can see you crying, ugly cry, loud wailing in your
• 55:22
  car because there might be rain I mean, and loud wailing so much that
• 55:25
  your family starts laughing at you because they don't take you seriously at first,
• 55:29
  because they're like, take you seriously, what the fuck like down rama Hore.
• 55:35
  Meanwhile, Manuel's getting his haircut. He's like, I don't care whatever,
• 55:37
  I'm just going with the flow, like it'll be what it'll be.
• 55:39
  It's the day of my nup jewels. I'm just gonna show up and see
• 55:43
  what happens. He's like, I know Ashley's probably freaking out, but I
• 55:45
  don't care. Like it's it's gonna happen. It's fine, come on,
• 55:49
  Ashley, keep your vibration high. That's how you manifest what you really really
• 55:52
  want. But she's panicking, she's pulling tarot cards. She's freaking the fuck
• 55:57
  out. Which, by the way, the tarot cards. Yeah, first
• 55:59
  of all, are we blurring out tarot cards? Are they scandalous for some
• 56:02
  reason? I mean, is there like something wrong with oracle decks or tarot
• 56:07
  cards. It might have been the deck she was using, because I thought
• 56:09
  the Lover's card that she pulled may have looked like they were naked people or
• 56:14
  something. So maybe maybe there's a copy, right, Yeah, it's not
• 56:17
  like right or weight. Maybe that's what it is that. I also noticed
• 56:21
  that when she pulled the Queen, she said, oh, Queen of Hearts
• 56:24
  reversed, and then in her interstitial her talking head, she said, it's
• 56:29
  Queen of Wands reversed, and that's a chaotic bitch. I'm like, well,
• 56:31
  but you didn't pull the Queen of Wands. You pulled the Queen of
• 56:35
  Hearts. And for those of us who kind of know what that means,
• 56:37
  like, what are you doing? Are lying? Right? She's just making
• 56:40
  sit up for TV? Yep, she's producing herself. Yes, Yeah,
• 56:44
  this whole thing felt really produced. But then she has her fucking panic attack
• 56:46
  on the way to the beach and I'm like, oh my god, chill
• 56:50
  out. Think of her crystal tiara though. I mean that was pretty.
• 56:53
  I thought it was so pretty. I thought she looked beautiful she did in
• 56:57
  her dress. I think that the wedding itself in terms of like on the
• 57:01
  beach with the people there, I think all of it was really lovely.
• 57:05
  Yeah, she didn't have to You didn't have to be so fucking terrible getting
• 57:08
  there, Like you could have just chilled out, yeah, smoked blunt or
• 57:12
  whatever. It's Florida. I don't know if they do that, but like
• 57:14
  you could have just had a glass of champagne and just fine, had fun,
• 57:17
  right, and you'd have enjoyed yourself so much more. Yeah, and
• 57:21
  stead she's freaking the fuck out. But then she gets to the beach and
• 57:23
  it just starts drizzling. Yeah, Like it's like not even that big of
• 57:25
  a deal. You hear thunder, but I think that's just from Tilsa.
• 57:29
  Absolutely, it's like not actually thunder post production, honey, And it was
• 57:32
  fine, Like it rained during their ceremony, but it was like beautiful,
• 57:36
  and I was just thinking about how she said a couple episodes ago they wanted
• 57:38
  to get married during the Piscey's full Moon, and right they did it.
• 57:42
  I'm like, well, how fitting is that? Though, Like it's drizzling
• 57:45
  rain, you're both cancer risings and the Piscey's full Moon. Like it's fine,
• 57:49
  it's actually beautiful. It was actually pretty wholesome. My only qualm is
• 57:52
  that, like, I don't know why when people have beach weddings, Like
• 57:55
  why do you have such a production? Like why do you have a big
• 57:59
  fancy dress that you have to drag through the sand, or like why do
• 58:01
  you wear heels in the sand, Like, you know, I don't think
• 58:04
  that's customary for beach weddings. I think you have kind of I think it's
• 58:07
  typical to have a basic beach dress or a slip of a dress, or
• 58:10
  like sandals or no shoes, so like to come on out with like a
• 58:14
  full on wedding dress with heels is ridiculous. But I thought the wedding overall
• 58:19
  was lovely, and I hope they have much success and a lot of happiness.
• 58:23
  It seems like they're actually pretty compatible. If they've been together for ten
• 58:27
  years, they're both fucking crazy. Yeah, Manuel's using her for sure,
• 58:30
  I mean he's gonna get up on at it. Their last scene, she
• 58:34
  was like, now forever, we're gonna be together forever, and he's like,
• 58:36
  no, it's a twenty year contry. Yeah, I don't know about
• 58:38
  all that, which I thought was kind of calm down. Yeah, maybe
• 58:40
  he was just teasing. I'm sure. Then we get to Nikki and Justin
• 58:44
  Igor and oh my god, finally get the breakup text right from which was
• 58:50
  generated by chat jipt. Definitely an open ai A text because first of all,
• 58:57
  I know you can't speak that way now. Your grasp of English would
• 59:00
  not allow you to design a text like that, and it was so generic.
• 59:07
  Oh thank you for your attention to this matter of great importance. But
• 59:10
  as of right now, I can no longer like Jesus, I know,
• 59:14
  very cold. He's like, I can no longer be in a relationship with
• 59:16
  you. After our fight, so I guess after NICKI flew back home from
• 59:22
  Oldova, they got in a fight like a week or two later after she
• 59:24
  landed, and it was about money as usual as usual, and she was
• 59:29
  calling him a user because he doesn't have a job, and she's paying all
• 59:32
  the money because that's all it matters to her, I guess is money and
• 59:35
  sex. That's all she has a requirement for in a relationship. So she
• 59:38
  called him a user. She was being fucking nasty, and after she sent
• 59:43
  him a bunch of money via Western Union though, and yeah importantly of course.
• 59:46
  And then he's like, Okay, well I'm done with this. Everybody
• 59:50
  thinks that I'm making the mistake being with you and we just aren't compatible.
• 59:54
  So farewell, Yes, have a wonderful life. Farewell. And she starts
• 1:00:00
  crying, which I shouldn't laugh about. But she's being a little dreatic.
• 1:00:02
  But it looks like the general consensus of like the subreddits that this is a
• 1:00:07
  fake relationship, yes, and that these are fake tears, and that Nikki
• 1:00:12
  Exotica is forever preening for the camera. She just wants to be a reality
• 1:00:15
  star, and so these are actress tears. Do we think that? Oh?
• 1:00:19
  Yeah, I think so. I mean, she's just so fucking dramatic,
• 1:00:21
  like over the top believing it. Personally, I thought those are real
• 1:00:24
  tears, that's actual moisture, and see me sad. But then the next
• 1:00:29
  day when her mom comes over to her apartment and she's been crying all night
• 1:00:32
  and and her lipstick is perfect, and she's got those big fucking lashes on
• 1:00:37
  him, like, and her hair all done up and everything. I'm like,
• 1:00:39
  okay, yeah, you've been crying in bed all day, okay,
• 1:00:43
  And her mom's like trying to actually comfort her and being like it's okay,
• 1:00:46
  Like screw this guy, like you'll be happy or whatever. Nicky's like,
• 1:00:50
  no, I'll never be happy again. And then she was begging Igor in
• 1:00:53
  text like please please talk to me, Please, can we get back together.
• 1:00:59
  I'm like, oh, oh my god, you're like forty seven and
• 1:01:00
  you're begging for this guy to come back to you. Well, he's handsome,
• 1:01:06
  he's probably everything that she thinks that she wants. And news on the
• 1:01:09
  Street is as of December twenty twenty three that they were seen together, so
• 1:01:15
  you know, it might be that they're still connected, but I mean,
• 1:01:17
  at the end of the day, like to put a pin in this relationship,
• 1:01:21
  Igor is not comfortable with the fact that you are trans Yeah, Igor
• 1:01:25
  is probably not ever going to be able to get over that. And while
• 1:01:30
  you can sweeten the pot and sweeten him up with money and all these other
• 1:01:34
  things that are useful to him. Like, this is not the kind of
• 1:01:36
  relationship you should want for yourself. You should want somebody to be with you
• 1:01:40
  because of the beautiful parts of you, although we really didn't get to see
• 1:01:44
  any of that because you're so fucking vapid. And she's fucking crazy, like
• 1:01:49
  she can't get a hold of her temper. She's always fucking looking for a
• 1:01:52
  fight, and maybe that's like a result of her trauma and like all of
• 1:01:55
  the shit that she's been through and like people not taking her seriously because she's
• 1:01:59
  traned forty seven, Go to therapy, learn how to be a normal person,
• 1:02:02
  right, agreed. I'm just like I'm over her. I hope we
• 1:02:06
  never see her again, Honestly, we are. We're gonna they'll be at
• 1:02:08
  the Last She's gonna be in the single life or something she's gonna want to
• 1:02:12
  be. Last Resort might actually be interesting though with them. I'm not gonna
• 1:02:15
  lie. I would love it. I mean I would watch it personally me
• 1:02:17
  too. People on the reddits like sound like they hate the Last Resort.
• 1:02:22
  I like why, I thought it was really fucking funny we had big ed
• 1:02:24
  in a hot tub without pants on. Ready was not a lie, and
• 1:02:29
  everybody talking about their sexual encounters and common of it all. Yes, give
• 1:02:34
  it to me. I want all of that. I love that. Yeah,
• 1:02:37
  so I would watch them on last resort. That'd be interesting. Then
• 1:02:39
  we have Clayton and Annie and last episode we left have a cliffhanger. Is
• 1:02:44
  only gonna show up or not? And news flash, she does. Of
• 1:02:46
  course she did. We knew she would. I know she's got some kind
• 1:02:52
  of insidious ulterior motive, because why would anybody ever choose to be with Clayton?
• 1:02:58
  There I said it, Maybe she? I mean they're kind of on
• 1:03:00
  the same playing field looks wise, yeah, or height wise, because height
• 1:03:06
  wise, absolutely they are on the same playing field. But I guess so,
• 1:03:09
  I mean, and she I think she likes him. She's no,
• 1:03:13
  she doesn't like him. I think she likes it. Nobody likes him.
• 1:03:15
  Maybe he's kind of and he does not have a big old dig I will
• 1:03:19
  tell you that right now. We saw his feet, we saw his fingers.
• 1:03:22
  Maybe it's enough for Analie. I don't want to belabor the point,
• 1:03:24
  but that man has a Vienna sausage for a penis, and he don't know
• 1:03:29
  how to use it. In addition to that, because all he does is
• 1:03:31
  play World of Work. Maybe he eats the box, gets no sun.
• 1:03:36
  He's translucent. There's nothing attracted about this guy. He's jealous. He's insecure
• 1:03:40
  for good reason because defense. Again, back to the Vienna sausage of it
• 1:03:44
  all. Annie's using him as a stepping stone, and if he wants to
• 1:03:47
  be used then why not on a I mean, he's an insult so he
• 1:03:51
  wants like somebody to be with him. So she decides She's like, well,
• 1:03:54
  after much deliberation, I realized it's better to stay than ask the what
• 1:04:00
  if. I'm like, what do you mean? Like, what if you
• 1:04:02
  didn't go with your prince charming Clayton from Kentucky? Okay, whatever. She
• 1:04:08
  shows up like an hour and a half late to the They have like a
• 1:04:13
  nice ceremony. Nobody cares. Did you see how those people were dressed?
• 1:04:16
  Yes, the seats, Yeah, I mean we had somebody in Camo.
• 1:04:20
  It was dun dynasty and everything in Kentucky. We have somebody in like a
• 1:04:24
  mini skirt tied die dress. Yeah, we had jeans, we had sat
• 1:04:28
  well, Kentucky go to Lexington, Honey, go to There's many there's lovely
• 1:04:33
  things happening in Kentucky. It's a beautiful state at almost there personally, But
• 1:04:39
  I'm just like wow, And are they married in Kentucky or are they still
• 1:04:43
  in Indiana. I don't know. I don't feel like the state in the
• 1:04:45
  entire contiguous fast next to like Osio, Ohio is pretty. I'm open to
• 1:04:50
  being surprised by Indiana and maybe we'll have a meet up or something, and
• 1:04:54
  like you can show me all of your beautiful things. But like, god,
• 1:04:59
  so I don't know where they got married. I don't really care.
• 1:05:00
  Like the whole important part of their segment was after they got married. Annilly's
• 1:05:05
  like, you know what, I think, it's a good time. But
• 1:05:08
  I tell my dad that we're even in a relationship, so disrespectful. And
• 1:05:13
  she gets up on zoom and she's like, Dad, I have something to
• 1:05:16
  tell you, And she just drags it on and on. She takes for
• 1:05:19
  fucking ever to like get to the point, and she's like, well,
• 1:05:23
  I have a boyfriend and here he is. Why why begin with that already?
• 1:05:27
  Your husband? I don't understand. I don't reasoning there make it makes
• 1:05:30
  sense, absolutely wild, And then she's like, but then there's one more
• 1:05:33
  thing I have to tell you. Actually, we just got married, and
• 1:05:36
  her dad's fucking devastated and he fucking cries. He's like are you serious and
• 1:05:42
  fucking hangs up the uh and Honnorley's like, yeah, I feel really bad.
• 1:05:45
  I'm like, no, you don't. Well, couldn't you have forecasted
• 1:05:49
  out that that is not the right way to do it? And wasn't Clayton
• 1:05:54
  trying to tell you this entire time? Like I really think it's the right
• 1:05:56
  thing to do to call your father, like unless you have some kind of
• 1:06:00
  traumatic history with your father, Like maybe he's got some sort of a reaction
• 1:06:04
  that you're afraid of. Like why wouldn't you want to tell your papa that
• 1:06:09
  you're getting married to the man that you purport to love? What you're lying
• 1:06:12
  about? But why wouldn't you want to? I think it's because she is
• 1:06:14
  lying about it. I think it's because this is all a farce. But
• 1:06:17
  maybe I just felt like the way she handled it And now you're gonna cry
• 1:06:20
  and act surprised that your dad walked off, I know, okay, lay
• 1:06:24
  and feel bad for breaking his heart. Like, you know what you were
• 1:06:26
  doing? She really should have maybe explained that a little bit more, because
• 1:06:29
  it doesn't make sense to the view er, Like, why would you do
• 1:06:30
  it that way? Right? It doesn't seem to make sense to Clayton,
• 1:06:33
  He's like, why would you say boyfriend and then husband? Just tell him
• 1:06:35
  we're married, right, Just come right out and tell the truth. Yeah,
• 1:06:39
  but she's afraid to well, and I thought she told her mom,
• 1:06:41
  didn't So didn't her mom know about this? Yeah? I don't know if
• 1:06:44
  the dad and the mom are together though it seemed like it. But then
• 1:06:46
  in this scene, she was saying that her and her dad like became closer
• 1:06:49
  or whatever after her mom died. So I'm like, is your mom gone?
• 1:06:54
  Wait? No, shed in that half FaceTime with her mom, But
• 1:06:57
  I know that her mom was. I know that her mom was sick though,
• 1:07:00
  and she was worried about it. I wonder if she has passed,
• 1:07:02
  like during the season and we don't get to see that footage, Like,
• 1:07:04
  it doesn't make sense for the viewer. I'm like, what is going on
• 1:07:08
  with this storyline? No, but that's really sad if she lost her mommy
• 1:07:12
  I know, and then doesn't tell her dad. I just felt bad for
• 1:07:15
  her dad, Like, I know they're probably going to make up and everything,
• 1:07:17
  and she'll probably explain it. And she says, you know, after
• 1:07:20
  he hangs up, she's like, I wish I would have had more time
• 1:07:23
  to explain to him my reasoning for not telling him. Maybe she didn't want
• 1:07:27
  to tell him because it's out of country, and maybe he would have disapproved
• 1:07:30
  of her movie. Well, she had all the time in the world.
• 1:07:31
  She kept pausing, and he's like, just tell me, why don't you
• 1:07:33
  tell me, don't be afraid to tell me, Like she didn't say the
• 1:07:38
  actual words, but like, let me ask you. Do we really think
• 1:07:41
  that Anna Lee is emotionally intelligent at all? No, at all. So
• 1:07:45
  she doesn't know how to read a situation. She doesn't know how to emotionally
• 1:07:48
  navigate a situation. She seems to close down and walk away. So she
• 1:07:53
  just doesn't have the resources yet to know how to deal with a tough conversation
• 1:07:58
  like that. So I'm just gonna give her the benefit of the die.
• 1:08:00
  Yeah, that she had her reasons for not doing it, and also I
• 1:08:02
  don't care anymore because I never have to see you again. Yeah, they're
• 1:08:06
  gonna be unhappily ever after or something. Actually, I don't think they all,
• 1:08:10
  but they're probably gonna happen. A couple of do like that. Piggy
• 1:08:14
  and Nick. I don't know. I never want to see them again either.
• 1:08:17
  We haven't seen them for like half the season, and they show up
• 1:08:20
  on the tell All and I'm like, oh, I forgot. All we
• 1:08:25
  can talk about is how you disparage her and apparently have given her maybe an
• 1:08:29
  eating disorder yecause she looks like she's lost a lot of weight. Did you
• 1:08:31
  see her arms in the preview? She looks really scared. I don't want
• 1:08:34
  to like body shame or anything like that. Maybe this is her own health
• 1:08:38
  journey, but like, I hope it's not. Because this piece of shit
• 1:08:41
  called her Piggy all the time. I know, I worry about that.
• 1:08:45
  Maybe they'll call it out on the tell All. Ye who knows, Okay,
• 1:08:46
  I hope. So yeah. Then we get to Sam and Citra and
• 1:08:50
  they got married. I'm nausy and they were gross. But I guess the
• 1:08:55
  night of their marriage they didn't actually bang because they all slept in the same
• 1:09:00
  room as her family, Citrus family, because they were all scared at the
• 1:09:03
  farmhouse a ghost or something like it really haunted farmhouse. Sasquatch. Yeah,
• 1:09:08
  I'm scared too. Speaking of Sasquatch, I have to tell you real quick.
• 1:09:12
  Ethel was telling me that the Mormon Church, I guess, believes that
• 1:09:15
  Sasquatch was Kane, like from Cain and Abel. Really yeah, She's like,
• 1:09:18
  yeah, I don't think about it very much, but yeah, that's
• 1:09:20
  like a belief, like it's in their doctrine. I guess. Well,
• 1:09:24
  I know, like in one of their books, it's the Book of Mormon
• 1:09:28
  or the Pearl of Great Price or something they talk about there having been like
• 1:09:32
  elephants, pacaderms in America and Jesus visited America. Like, there's a lot
• 1:09:36
  of crazy Bond mythology. I wouldn't be surprised that Sasquatch would be included,
• 1:09:44
  but I love that. I thought that was interesting. You know, I
• 1:09:46
  believe in the Squatch. I know, I believe in him for sure.
• 1:09:49
  I've been meaning to tell you that when she visited. He's a Mormon deed.
• 1:09:53
  Okay, awesome. That means we can worship him. I know,
• 1:09:57
  maybe we should anyway, So Sitra's family is scared of Sasquatch. And so
• 1:10:01
  they all slept in the same room so they didn't get to bang. Poor
• 1:10:06
  Sam. Nobody cares. And then Citra's dad tell your pencil penis can go
• 1:10:12
  sit over there, thank you, and your purple shiny boxer brief stuff like
• 1:10:15
  you can go sit over there, thanks dude. Sam is so gross to
• 1:10:18
  me. I'm sorry we are lesbian, you know, like, man,
• 1:10:21
  you're not loud. She did, yeah, but like just generally I'm not
• 1:10:26
  no no no, no, no, no no no, not me,
• 1:10:33
  but anyway, Citra's dad or yeah, Citra's dad. Herman tells Sam again,
• 1:10:40
  Sam, I'm about to leave you with my daughter. You better be
• 1:10:42
  responsible and you better be a man for once in your life and make sure
• 1:10:45
  you take care of liberties a little bit with what he actually said, no
• 1:10:51
  drugs, No drugs. Did you hear that sound you can't see your lower
• 1:10:55
  teeth, yeah, which implies to me that maybe you've been doing some myth
• 1:10:58
  in your life. No drugs. I will come back and I will kill
• 1:11:01
  you, yeah for real. And then Citra's family leaves, and she's sad
• 1:11:05
  about it because she's like, I don't know what I'm gonna see them again,
• 1:11:08
  probably in another year, which I'm like, that's sad. And then
• 1:11:12
  they finally bang, Citra and Sam, but they bang in the laundry room
• 1:11:16
  of their house or something because he lets his dog sleep in his bed,
• 1:11:20
  which I'm just like, kick the dog. So when she's in the bed
• 1:11:24
  and they're trying to get their sexy time on, you've got a dog licking
• 1:11:29
  on your body while your husband's trying to lick on your body. Like,
• 1:11:30
  what kind of craziness is that? I shuddered right there. Take care of
• 1:11:35
  Citra's first time, please well, and apparently he does. Sam is in
• 1:11:40
  the laundry room though it's like I was very soft and gentle, but Cira
• 1:11:44
  was like jumping my bones, acting like she's a professional. I'm like,
• 1:11:45
  oh, well, didn't she say it lasted like one minute? Yeah?
• 1:11:49
  Like it was really quick, super duper. Two pumps and a dump because
• 1:11:54
  this pipe's burst. I guess, okay, don't you got a hand in
• 1:11:58
  a shower? I take are yourself beforehand so you can take care of her.
• 1:12:01
  I'd love men, yeah, but sometimes I hate men right because they
• 1:12:05
  do that. They're so selfish with your briefs. God. And then the
• 1:12:11
  refractory period he taught me that. Yeah, did they have that? I
• 1:12:14
  know hopefully with Sam he hasn't had sex in quite some time, so his
• 1:12:18
  refractory period, he can come right back and pleasure that. Citra, Oh
• 1:12:25
  god, I just don't want to have that visual. Yeah, I don't
• 1:12:27
  need to know about it, mind. I just I feel bad for Citra
• 1:12:29
  because I'm my girl. You are pretty, and you deserve so much better.
• 1:12:31
  And she's modest, and we don't need to see her husband, you
• 1:12:34
  know, lying and lazing about in his shiny purple boxer briefs and imagining everything
• 1:12:42
  that comes along with that. Cringe and then he says, well, you
• 1:12:45
  know, it's all fun and games after our marriage, and we're married.
• 1:12:47
  It's great, but I still have to worry about my legal troubles, right,
• 1:12:50
  And then the credits say that he won't hear her back from the courts
• 1:12:54
  or whatever for six weeks. But we know, we know he doesn't end
• 1:12:56
  up going to jail. He doesn't get or he does get the diversion or
• 1:13:00
  whatever he wants. She gets it and he doesn't go to jail. Yeah,
• 1:13:02
  but then he starts an OnlyFans and I'm just concerned, and that's not
• 1:13:08
  that's that's okay, Like, if that's what they want to do. I'm
• 1:13:10
  concerned with Citra with regard to the Only Fans because she lives a very modest
• 1:13:14
  and religious lifestyle and that seems counterintuitive. But like, I'm just wondering how
• 1:13:18
  this bodes for his overall lifestyle. Well, she says in this episode,
• 1:13:24
  she's like, I'll be Sam's personal corn star. And the producers are like,
• 1:13:28
  you mean porn stars. She's like, no corn star because I'm corny,
• 1:13:31
  ha ha yeah, And I'm like, oh, no, are you
• 1:13:34
  on his OnlyFans? Are you stuck at his dick on OnlyFans? No,
• 1:13:38
  she's not doing that, She's not girl. But we don't he posted any
• 1:13:42
  content yet. Honestly, I don't know. I have to check. You
• 1:13:44
  have the Only Fans app? Is it an app? What do we do?
• 1:13:46
  You can google it? But you can't see what they post. Let
• 1:13:49
  me see what he's not like Patreon. We're like, you can see that
• 1:13:54
  there is a post and maybe a description. It's nothing like that. No,
• 1:13:57
  they usually blur it out because yeah, I mean, but but if
• 1:14:00
  we know that they're posting and it's blurred out, then we know that there's
• 1:14:02
  something happening. Well, let's see if it was posted. Yeah, it
• 1:14:05
  does show that he has thirteen posts seventeen media posts. What does that mean?
• 1:14:13
  Like seventeen media like photos and videos, And one of the most recent
• 1:14:16
  posts, he says, episodes here hope you like watching with a devil face
• 1:14:20
  and a tongue emoji. Okay, is there a raccoon in the sound of
• 1:14:27
  our voice? Yeah? That has gone up on Sam's OnlyFans and had a
• 1:14:32
  look, had a gander at what he's doing over there. Let us know,
• 1:14:34
  please like and if we don't hear from you, that's fine because y'all
• 1:14:39
  have lives and that's it's fine, probably for the best. But we're gonna
• 1:14:42
  have to do it. Oh yeah, you're gonna have you do it.
• 1:14:44
  You're younger, you know how to do you know how to download. It's
• 1:14:46
  a business expense. We can take it right out of any profit that we
• 1:14:49
  have subscribed and then I'll cancel it. Yes, so just have one full
• 1:14:54
  month, thirty days full of content, and then I want screenshots, all
• 1:14:58
  right, I want audios, I want videos. I'll see if somebody has
• 1:15:01
  it on Reddit first before I do it, Like Rob, you know,
• 1:15:04
  I'll see if somebody has the booty picks or whatever. What if Sam is
• 1:15:09
  spreading his ash cheeks, Well, I wouldn't be a bit surprised. I
• 1:15:15
  can't. I just hope Citra's nowhere near it. We will report back,
• 1:15:19
  probably to our patrons, though, because we're probably not gonna be talking about
• 1:15:23
  this cast ever. Again, no, screw everybody. Last, but not
• 1:15:27
  least, we have Rob and Sophie, who are the most boring couple on
• 1:15:30
  this show, and they're in Santa Barbara checking into the hotel. Well,
• 1:15:36
  Sophie is because she's the one that could afford the hotel, right, I
• 1:15:40
  noticed that she gave She pulls her credit card out and her license out right,
• 1:15:45
  and Rob's just like, yeah, I'm just the sugar baby, which
• 1:15:47
  is fine, like whatever, but it is what it is, you know,
• 1:15:51
  I don't care. And then they get ready and she has a nice
• 1:15:55
  dress for a beach wedding. It's like a short little jackie. That's appropriate,
• 1:15:58
  it's perfect, there's no law train. She looks very cute, she's
• 1:16:01
  got a nice veil, she's got her makeup ball did. Rob just looks
• 1:16:05
  whatever. He's getting ready with his bro. He looks handsome. New I
• 1:16:11
  mean he's I mean he's he's handsome. Come on, he's a little handsome.
• 1:16:15
  He looks nice, she looks beautiful. It's a lovely it's another lovely
• 1:16:18
  wedding. I'm wondering how much Matt Sharp and TLC actually put towards designing and
• 1:16:25
  creating these weddings that they're cheap. Yeah, they're nice. There's a lot
• 1:16:29
  of beach weddings on this season, Like I think Gino and Jasmine got married.
• 1:16:31
  No, they got married in a bar. There's a lot of beach
• 1:16:35
  weddings in this season. But they get married, which we know doesn't last
• 1:16:40
  because they end up breaking up. Do they even sign the license? We
• 1:16:43
  don't even know if this is a real marriage. To be honest with you,
• 1:16:45
  it doesn't feel real. It doesn't. It felt really produced. It
• 1:16:49
  felt very rehearsed, Like both Rob and Sophia are saying the same things,
• 1:16:54
  like we didn't think we'd make it, but you know, we overcame all
• 1:16:57
  of our obstacles and just show like we really love each other. Two minutes
• 1:17:02
  later, I know and So's mom is following her. Yeah she's Claire Nose.
• 1:17:09
  This shit ain't gonna work. Yeah, it's cringe and like Rob starts
• 1:17:13
  freaking out before the marriage ceremony even happens because Sophie and her mom got lost
• 1:17:16
  on the beach and couldn't find their way. They're going off somewhere else.
• 1:17:20
  He's like, is she leaving me? No, it's like just produce their
• 1:17:24
  fake out stuff. Yeah. Yeah, But they get married and I'm bored,
• 1:17:27
  and that's the end, and that is the end. We did have
• 1:17:29
  previews though, Yes, I was very interested to see those previews because we
• 1:17:32
  have Nicki Exotica coming in in just a beautiful dress, yeah, big old
• 1:17:36
  pink frilly yes, Barbie dress, looking like a Barbie queen, and her
• 1:17:42
  and Igor are talking again apparently, and people start coming after Igor and calling
• 1:17:46
  herm an asshole? And then we have how are we calling Egor an asshole?
• 1:17:50
  Like I not get it. I know he broke Nicki's heart, but
• 1:17:53
  like, isn't Nikki objectively the asshole in every situation? Like what are we
• 1:17:58
  talking about here? I know, I'm like, why are we going after
• 1:18:00
  Igor? But whatever? Then we have Ashley saging the whole cast before they
• 1:18:04
  even go on there, and I'm like, oh my god, you're so
• 1:18:06
  extra. And then Sophie dyed her hair brown, which I was like,
• 1:18:10
  yes, it actually looks really nice. It looks fantastic. Yep. And
• 1:18:14
  then we find out that Ashley's mom has also been sending money to Manuel's family.
• 1:18:18
  So Ashley and her mom are sending money. It seems like Ashley's surprised
• 1:18:21
  that her mom even brought that up. That's something I would find very hard
• 1:18:27
  to believe that she would not know that her mother is sending money, And
• 1:18:29
  like, how did she get the information as to where to send it?
• 1:18:31
  Maybe from Manuel? I don't know. I don't know if she was like
• 1:18:35
  surprised that her mom was sending money. I think she was surprised that her
• 1:18:39
  mom even said that on TV, Like maybe it was like a secret or
• 1:18:43
  maybe they agreed to like not, Oh, I don't know, because it
• 1:18:45
  makes Manuel look bad. I also don't care. I don't care. I
• 1:18:47
  don't care. And then Jasmine yells at Gino for the stripper. We call
• 1:18:53
  that Jasmine's face. Jasmine's face is still changing. I know he's a very
• 1:19:00
  beautiful woman, you know. And I've cautioned on this podcast, which I'm
• 1:19:02
  sure she listens to religiously. I've cautioned her to stop this ship right now
• 1:19:06
  because she looks great, but like it's changing still. I know, I
• 1:19:11
  don't know what this whole trend is with putting fillers in her faces, but
• 1:19:15
  like, let's stop, please. It elongates your face, it makes your
• 1:19:17
  face bigger. I know, I don't think that's what we want to go
• 1:19:20
  for. It's really bad. But anyway, and I'm just I need a
• 1:19:24
  facelift. Though I watch her, I watch our videos back, and I'm
• 1:19:28
  just like, oh Jesus Christ, do you think we could raccoon crowdfund a
• 1:19:30
  facelift for me? Maybe we should start a GoFundMe like Mary and Brandon did
• 1:19:36
  the Oh my god, we didn't even get into the little bit of gossip
• 1:19:39
  that we have for ninety day fiance. Let's finish with that. Yes,
• 1:19:42
  But anyway, I can understand Jasmine wanting to get work done, because if
• 1:19:45
  you only knew how many procedures I have had in my life money, you'd
• 1:19:49
  be like, but it's it is taste and you're not injecting, but but
• 1:19:53
  I need more. Yeah, I guess you should just age gracefully because you're
• 1:19:58
  beautiful bone act like I couldn't stand to have a little bit of a Nick.
• 1:20:02
  Stupid fucking right to keep doing it. That's fine. No, I'm
• 1:20:09
  going to do it one more time. I'm going to do like one more
• 1:20:12
  thing and then I'm going to go softly into the night. Uh huh.
• 1:20:15
  I promise, yeah, sure, sure, Jan, I'm going to show
• 1:20:18
  up in five years like a fucking BBL like Madonna. My fucking face.
• 1:20:23
  Just stand it out here like I'm wearing some kind of an African war mask,
• 1:20:27
  and I'm going to be feeling myself. I wouldn't die with your lips
• 1:20:32
  all out here, why not? I mean, hey, come on,
• 1:20:34
  let me feel good. I guess crackers. The only things left in the
• 1:20:40
  tell all were Nick and Devon were there, which I was surprised about it.
• 1:20:42
  She looks very thin. And again I'm not here to comment on people's
• 1:20:45
  weight, but they look very boring, like nothing about that, no,
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  but I mean, I just feel like she's so thin. I'm very worried.
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  I mean, I have the history of eating disorders. I get worried
• 1:20:55
  about stuff like that. But two young women out there married to these absolute
• 1:21:00
  these men I know. And then the last thing that I thought was kind
• 1:21:05
  of surprising and disappointing was that Sam reveals that he cheated on Citra in the
• 1:21:12
  past. I'm hoping this is a producer fake out. No, it sounds
• 1:21:15
  like he fucked somebody while they were dating. They've okay, so while they
• 1:21:20
  were dating, not married. Yeah, which is fucked up because this whole
• 1:21:24
  season you're saying you've been in two years celibate because you've been waiting for Citra,
• 1:21:28
  and then you're gonna say you cheated on her, like and she says
• 1:21:31
  I didn't know that he slept with her, and he's like, oh,
• 1:21:33
  I did tell you. So that's it. So that man is a piece
• 1:21:38
  of shit. He's a dog shit, And I'm gonna get up on his
• 1:21:41
  only fan, yeah and roast him. Well, I'm gonna roast on Patreon.
• 1:21:45
  Yeah, on Patreon. And that's it. We have even less couth,
• 1:21:49
  if you can believe that. It's hard to believe our Patreon's us even
• 1:21:53
  less couth. Yeah, we don't censor ourselves. But yeah, so fantastic
• 1:21:58
  season of ninety Day Fiance. Thank you so much for everything you've given us.
• 1:22:02
  Yeah, we have to leave now, it's getting late. I got
• 1:22:05
  to get in my car. It's a long drive home. But thank you
• 1:22:09
  so much. Yeah, everything, bye, never going to see you.
• 1:22:15
  As a reminder, guys, starting next week, we're going to be covering
• 1:22:17
  since we don't have ninety Day Fiance, We're going to be covering Seeking Sister
• 1:22:20
  Wives, which is a different kind of dumpster fire, but we're here for
• 1:22:24
  it. Yeah. We're going to continue, of course, to do Sister
• 1:22:27
  Wives, Rewinds and vpr Ye Vander Pump Rules. So we've got a full
• 1:22:32
  schedule we do. We're busy over here in this fucking dumpseel a lot of
• 1:22:36
  trash. We are sifting tasting. They'll like that one. Oh yeah,
• 1:22:41
  that's what we're doing out here, and we're doing it for you, all
• 1:22:43
  for you. Now, is there anything else that we need to say to
• 1:22:45
  these beautiful raccoons? Did we want to talk about that brief? Oh?
• 1:22:50
  Yeah, Oh god, I forgot Brandon and Mary. I'm so go ahead
• 1:22:54
  ahead, Yeah, I know you're good. So Brandon and Mary were on
• 1:22:59
  a season of Nighty Day Fiance the other way. It was like the most
• 1:23:01
  recent season. He's like this dorky little white kid from Eugene, Oregon,
• 1:23:05
  and she's this beautiful, little crazy chick. Well, I mean, I'm
• 1:23:09
  just describing him this goofy little crazy little girl from the Philippines that they fall
• 1:23:16
  in love and he moves to the Philippines. He's broke as fuck. She's
• 1:23:19
  also broke as fuck. And after the season and they're jealous. I mean,
• 1:23:25
  won't let him look in the general direction of anybody with a vagina.
• 1:23:28
  He's not even allowed to be anywhere near other women, period. She's absolutely
• 1:23:31
  insane. They had a baby recently because he's got her pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:23:36
  maybe Midnight Midnight. That's something you name a cat? Uh huh. I
• 1:23:40
  literally had a cat named Midnight or a girl lab Yeah, okay, anyway,
• 1:23:44
  And so after the season air aired and everything, they've been, you
• 1:23:47
  know, grifting on social media, doing cameos and shit like that. And
• 1:23:50
  then recently Mary posted a go fund me on Facebook or something and she was
• 1:23:57
  like, I recently got diagnosed with colon Can sir please send us money for
• 1:24:01
  medical treatment because we're broke, blah blah blah blah. And so people were
• 1:24:04
  sending them money because they just believe people when they start gofundmes, there's a
• 1:24:10
  lot of good people in the world who want to help, yes, And
• 1:24:13
  I mean that's great. There's a lot of stupid people who are throwing good
• 1:24:15
  money after bad at dumb people. And then the gofund me like disappeared because
• 1:24:21
  people started outing Mary and Brannan. They were like, does she really have
• 1:24:26
  coalon cancer because it doesn't seem like she does, and so people were already
• 1:24:30
  questioning it. And then she came out saying, well, I haven't been
• 1:24:34
  diagnosed yet, but I've been pooping blood since high school and so the doctor's
• 1:24:40
  thinking that I have cancered. You have a memorhoid. My friend I know,
• 1:24:45
  She's like, I thought it was normal to poop blood. It's all
• 1:24:47
  I don't what are you talking about? And so she's been coming out with
• 1:24:51
  all these excuses. Brandon's been like, we didn't know she had colon cancer,
• 1:24:55
  but we've been really scared. That's what the doctors told her is that
• 1:24:58
  she probably had colon cancer. So that's why we started the GoFundMe. But
• 1:25:01
  they already cashed on all the money right that they got from everybody, and
• 1:25:04
  guess what, she doesn't have colon cancer. And by the way, they
• 1:25:09
  created the GoFundMe before she even got her first diagnosis, which was just a
• 1:25:13
  vague diagnosis like it could be hemorrhoids. Yeah, it could be a UTI.
• 1:25:17
  I mean, it could be cancer, worst case scenario. They already
• 1:25:20
  had a gofund me before they even heard that. Yeah, took all the
• 1:25:24
  money, which was almost two thousand dollars, laughed all the way to the
• 1:25:27
  Filipino Bank. Yeah. And people are pissed, and now they're getting a
• 1:25:30
  major heat for it, and everybody's pissed off at them because they lied.
• 1:25:34
  Yeah. I mean it's just like Tammy and Amy Slayton. Didn't they do
• 1:25:36
  a GoFundMe for like her one of they faked their own death, yeah,
• 1:25:41
  which I mean, if I'm going to grift, I want to do that.
• 1:25:43
  I'm going to take my own fucking death. I don't want people to
• 1:25:45
  send in money to subsidize and facilitate my glam funeral, of course, and
• 1:25:49
  I want to show up at the funeral. That'd be so good. I
• 1:25:53
  don't want to sing that. I want to have a microphone like Nikki Exotica,
• 1:25:56
  just kind of go to the fucking podium and start singing, you should
• 1:25:59
  have a fog machine and like, yeah, dressed in all white, like
• 1:26:00
  you come back from the dead. Oh, with dancers. Oh my god,
• 1:26:03
  it would go, but they will have to fund it through the gofundmeme.
• 1:26:08
  They would in order for me to do that. And in other news,
• 1:26:11
  we have to talk about Mike Cow as in Angela and Mike cow You
• 1:26:16
  know Angela, right, that battle axe of a grandma who is married to
• 1:26:21
  Michael from Nigeria, who, by the way, I love him. I
• 1:26:24
  think he's great, but he's well what do you do with Michael? What
• 1:26:27
  are we doing with our life Michael? Anyway, So apparently Michael finally made
• 1:26:30
  it over to the Great us of A sometime I don't know, months ago.
• 1:26:34
  He's been here. We finally got into the country. Yeah, but
• 1:26:39
  something happened last Friday. It is Monday at the time that we are recording.
• 1:26:43
  Last Monday, at around eleven a m Michaell left through the front door
• 1:26:47
  of Angela's house, I think presumably to like get cigarettes or something, go
• 1:26:51
  to the store. And he never came back. And do you know,
• 1:26:55
  he left his passport, he left all of his identification, all of his
• 1:26:59
  dogs, whoa, everything was left behind, all of his clothes and he's
• 1:27:04
  been gone since Friday, big Yike. So what do we think happened,
• 1:27:08
  like did he get kidnapped or is he like on the run? Well starting
• 1:27:12
  a new identity Usman from Kimbali and Usman made an Instagram post like she killed
• 1:27:17
  him? Like I think this, I think this bitch killed him, Like
• 1:27:21
  is anybody concerned about the life and the death of my cow? Like could
• 1:27:26
  something have happened? Well, she's crazy, I mean she's literally insane.
• 1:27:29
  Do you not see a world where Angela could have murdered him in his sleep?
• 1:27:33
  I mean I could totally see Angela doing some fucked up shit like that.
• 1:27:35
  But that's crazy to just told by soldier boy Yusman. He's already calling
• 1:27:41
  her out for murder doll. Oh my god. Here, I'm thinking he's
• 1:27:45
  just you know, changing his name or like other people think he got to
• 1:27:48
  the country thanks Angela peace out. But he would take his documents, I
• 1:27:53
  mean right, he would take his shit. Not if he's like on the
• 1:27:56
  run or something, or if he doesn't want to be known by that name,
• 1:27:59
  you know what I mean, if he's just yes, but does he
• 1:28:00
  have like the hookups to get a Social Security number? No, it doesn't.
• 1:28:03
  And then the other theory, which I personally subscribe, to is we
• 1:28:09
  are on the verge of a new ninety Day season with Angela and Michael,
• 1:28:14
  and so this is all being drummed up for publicity. But I don't know,
• 1:28:17
  probably like on the off chance that Michael is missing, like we pray
• 1:28:20
  for his swift return that he's okay. That's freaking horrifying and terror terpe Angela
• 1:28:26
  didn't kill him, But I mean, somebody needs to call the police.
• 1:28:30
  Has anybody called the police? They were doing a live stream on John Yates's
• 1:28:34
  YouTube channel on John Yates has been involved with ninety Day Fiance in every which
• 1:28:40
  way but loose, and they were talking about him going missing. So if
• 1:28:44
  you want to go up on YouTube, look up John Yates. He did
• 1:28:45
  a live stream today Monday, what is the date? Twenty sixth? You
• 1:28:51
  can go listen to all of their theories and what they're saying. But like,
• 1:28:54
  yeah, Michael smissing. He needs to be on a carton of milk.
• 1:28:57
  Oh my god, yi have you seen my cow? Big? Yike?
• 1:29:02
  Oh my god? I can Okay now with that, is there anything
• 1:29:09
  else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons? Well, if you
• 1:29:13
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• 1:29:19
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• 1:29:24
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• 1:29:27
  week. We'll be back later this week to talk vp R. We'll be
• 1:29:29
  back next week to talk to this drives. Until then, never forget that
• 1:29:32
  we have nothing but love for you and peace and bye bye