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Hour 3 - Leaving Las Vegas · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Ding Dong. It's our number three, our number three of
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Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show podcast. We thank you for supporting
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Speaker 1: the podcast. We're broadcasting from a remote studio in a
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Speaker 1: secret location somewhere in San Francisco, not far away from
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Speaker 1: Radio Row. We're not at Radio Row. We're not allowed
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Speaker 1: to be in Radio Row. But here in our number three.
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Speaker 1: What does Max Crosby, looking for a trade say about
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Speaker 1: Tom Brady's Raiders. We'll talk about that. Also, where does
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Speaker 1: Raderostar Max Crosby end up next season if he is
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Speaker 1: indeed traded? And in other news, is Micah Parsons guilty
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Speaker 1: of wrongdoing by openly recruiting Cowboys Wide receiver George Pickens
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Speaker 1: and others to Green Bay. We'll talk about that as well.
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Speaker 1: It's all coming your way right now. Settle in for
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Speaker 1: our number three. Is it a case of leaving Las Vegas? Welcome?
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Speaker 1: to Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. The big story one
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Speaker 1: of the big stories this week from Radio row scoopage
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Speaker 1: Jay Glazer, who keeps a very low profile. Jake keeps
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Speaker 1: a very low profile and yet everyone so why pops
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Speaker 1: up and drops something somewhat interesting. I don't know how
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Speaker 1: how this ranks on the Glazers scale. I'm not sure
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Speaker 1: you might have heard about it, maybe not. The Fox
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Speaker 1: insider Jay Glazer tells us that Edge rusher Max Crosby
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Speaker 1: has played his final game with our Raiders now. One
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Speaker 1: asked during a appearance interviewed by people, I don't know
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Speaker 1: if Jay Glazer felt that Max Crosby in his time
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Speaker 1: with the Raiders is over. Glazer answered, I do like
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Speaker 1: he was getting married. Glazer also said it would likely
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Speaker 1: be Crosby, not the Raiders, that pushed for the move.
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Speaker 1: All right, so that is a good jumping off point.
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Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question what does Max Crosby looking
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Speaker 1: for a trade say about the state of Tom Brady's Raiders.
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Speaker 1: So my view on this, I've got hot pocket, remote viewing,
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Speaker 1: and little Scooter and we will combine all of these
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Speaker 1: things together and we are going to play one, two,
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Speaker 1: three and ABC is what we're going to do. So
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Speaker 1: first of all, if you take a look at the
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Speaker 1: medical charts and you look at the cat scan of
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Speaker 1: the Raider's brain, you look at the cat scan, we're
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Speaker 1: talking a neuroscience misfire in Lost Wages, Nevada. Now, two people.
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Speaker 1: We do know that two people can look at the
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Speaker 1: same situation and come to a dramatically different conclusion about
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Speaker 1: what they witnessed with their own vision. One of the
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Speaker 1: reasons you would have assumed with the age of video,
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Speaker 1: which has been around for a long time, and in
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Speaker 1: legal cases, when you think you have a slam dunk case,
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Speaker 1: because look at the videotape. The person did it. It's
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Speaker 1: on video. It's open and shut guilty. Well, not necessarily,
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Speaker 1: not necessarily, because people see things differently. Well, Tom Brady
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Speaker 1: in this Little Diddy, Tom Brady walks into Vegas and
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Speaker 1: he's seeing this year cherry blossoms and silk robes and
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Speaker 1: sugar plums dancing like it's a water show at the Malagio.
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Speaker 1: And then Max, now he looks at the Raiders and
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Speaker 1: he's looking under the fridge. He sees some cockroaches, some maggots.
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Speaker 1: There's a half eaten hot pocket from twenty nineteen before
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Speaker 1: the pandemic that's in there. And so it's not disagreement,
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Speaker 1: it's just a different reality between Max Crosby and Tom Brady.
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Speaker 1: It would appear. And when your franchise is emotional, spirit
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Speaker 1: animal is sniffing around the emergency exit, that is a referendum,
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Speaker 1: not on the new coach, Clint Kobiak, not on the roster,
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Speaker 1: on the Tom Brady blueprint, the myth, the mystique, the idea,
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Speaker 1: the idea that Tom Brady can use the Jedi mind
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Speaker 1: trick and use that to get the Raiders into a competitive,
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Speaker 1: competent state as a franchise. Everything Brady has done so
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Speaker 1: far has been the wrong move. He's terrible at his job,
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Speaker 1: and now Max Crosby's like, I don't want to play
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Speaker 1: for the risk. If Max Crosby believe Brady knew what
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Speaker 1: he was doing, don't you think that Crosby would want
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Speaker 1: to stick around? And this is the daily double for
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Speaker 1: Max Crosby. You've got Fernando mendozas so not only does
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Speaker 1: Crosby not believe in Brady, but Fernando Mendoza, the next
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Speaker 1: savior who's got fourth round talent, will likely be drafted
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Speaker 1: at the very top of the draft. The Indiana quarterback,
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Speaker 1: the hoosier everyone's trying to sell like the crypto at
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Speaker 1: a bachelor party, and he's catching stress. Fernando Mendoza's catching
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Speaker 1: stras Crosby doesn't believe in him. It's a vote of
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Speaker 1: no confidence written in thick black sharpie. If Max believed
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Speaker 1: that Fernando Mendoza was the next franchise guy, then he
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Speaker 1: would be buying furniture and not packing boxes to try
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Speaker 1: to get out of town. Stars don't flee from young
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Speaker 1: talented quarterbacks. They don't want to leave a franchise on
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Speaker 1: the way up. They flee from a sinkhole. That's where
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Speaker 1: they flee from. Everyone has their breaking point. And when
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Speaker 1: you're the baddest man around, right and you're you're the
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Speaker 1: toughest guy on the on the team, and you want out. Man,
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Speaker 1: this guy born to be a Raider right out of
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Speaker 1: Central Casting, everyone said it born to be a Raider,
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Speaker 1: Max Crosby. And so that's not just noise. That's the
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Speaker 1: building is creaking and there's a bunch of termites, and
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Speaker 1: that's not good. That's not good at all. Now. Secondly,
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Speaker 1: continuing the theme of the start of this hour, anyway,
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Speaker 1: let's play the speculation game. Jay Glazer says Max Crosby
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Speaker 1: has played his last game in Vegas. So the question
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Speaker 1: where does Raiders edge rusher Max Crosby, Where does he
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Speaker 1: end up next season? If not with the Raiders, I
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Speaker 1: assume he's gonna not retire and play in the NFL.
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Speaker 1: So peering into the Mallard crystal ball, which is never wrong, never,
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Speaker 1: it's only smug and it is screaming patriotic vibes. And
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Speaker 1: that's what it's for me. Crosby wants. He doesn't want lobster.
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Speaker 1: He wants lobster is what he wants. Not lobster. Lobster,
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Speaker 1: that's what he wants. The hard hat, the Mike Rabel
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Speaker 1: knuckle sandwich, the raiders moving him. Supposedly, if you believe
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Speaker 1: Glazer would get a king's ransom, if you're into that
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Speaker 1: kind of thing. A hall of a big rig filled
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Speaker 1: with nothing but Keno cards that are bigger, supposedly than
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Speaker 1: the Micah Parsons bounty that the cowboys got from Green
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Speaker 1: Bay for New England. Though this would be child's play.
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Speaker 1: It would be child's play. Premium steak for a couple
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Speaker 1: of gift cards and a punch card from Duncan, and
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Speaker 1: there you go, a no brainer. However, there will be
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Speaker 1: competition now the we have not done this before. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna try something different here. I learned this from Art
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Speaker 1: Bell the Legend over at Coast to Coast at George Norry.
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Speaker 1: And we're gonna use remote viewing, MA first time ever
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Speaker 1: remote viewing. And I'm using my remote viewing, and I'm
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Speaker 1: seeing animals circling. I see a Chicago bear sniffing. There's
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Speaker 1: a lion roaring, and the raven is flapping their wings
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Speaker 1: like they smell roadkill. Let the games begin. Let the
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Speaker 1: games begin. Now. Nevertheless, New England is at the top,
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Speaker 1: even with the remote viewing. New England is at the
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Speaker 1: top of Benny's big board. Not a list for Terry
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Speaker 1: in England. It's Benny's big board. Not to be confused
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Speaker 1: with the list. We don't do lists. So right now,
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Speaker 1: they're in the bloody Super Bowl. The Patriots, it's got
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Speaker 1: the good culture club. They supposedly have that. And you've
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Speaker 1: got Vrabel who's running the locker room the right way,
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Speaker 1: and Crosby's like, I can I can get into that.
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Speaker 1: I can get into that job over there, I can
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Speaker 1: get that. And the Raiders can shop and will shop
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Speaker 1: Max Crosby. But you'd think the Patriots would say, well
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Speaker 1: pick this year is not going to be that good
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Speaker 1: because we were in the Super Bowl. So we always
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Speaker 1: go to the Express checkout on that before the draft
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Speaker 1: and we'll go to the fast Lane and we'll be good.
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Speaker 1: And so there you go. And from the California Grapevine,
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Speaker 1: Max headroom wants New England. He would like to go
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Speaker 1: to New England. Now final thought, we go to Jerry's
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Speaker 1: World where we learned and some funny business going on
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Speaker 1: at the Pro Bowl Cowboys wide receiver C. D. Lamb
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Speaker 1: revealing this week that former teammate Micah Parsons spent time
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Speaker 1: at the Pro Bowl. Whatever that was, it wasn't really
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Speaker 1: professionally done. It looked the amateur hour, the amateur Bowl,
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Speaker 1: trying to lure wide receiver George Pickens to the Packers.
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Speaker 1: Pickens technically going to be a free agent, the Cowboys
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Speaker 1: could franchise tag him now ceedee Lamb saying this raised
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Speaker 1: a hullabaloo among very sensitive, traumatized Dallas fans. So the question,
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Speaker 1: is Micah Parsons guilty of wrongdoing recruiting Cowboys wide receiver
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Speaker 1: George Pickens, a pending free agent, and others and others
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Speaker 1: to Green Bay. That is the question. So everyone's losing
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Speaker 1: their mind over nothing. And let's not make this into
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Speaker 1: the Watergate burglary back in the day. If this is
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Speaker 1: a crime, then ninety percent of the NFL would be
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Speaker 1: locked up. You just throw away the key. It's locker
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Speaker 1: room nonsense, it's grab ass, it's fraternizing with the opponent,
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Speaker 1: it's the brotherhood, all that stuff, the diplomacy, whatever phrase
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Speaker 1: you want to lose, use whatever you want to use,
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Speaker 1: and the players love talking, right, they love talking. They
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Speaker 1: like to text, They like to FaceTime slide into the DMS. Right,
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Speaker 1: that happens a lot, right, slide in there, like you're
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Speaker 1: on one of the websites looking for a job, and
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Speaker 1: it's all millionaires and athletes and all that stuff. But
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Speaker 1: it is pretty funny. It is pretty funny to imagine,
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Speaker 1: at least in the cartoon bubble above my head, the
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Speaker 1: image of Micah Parsons riding around on that little scooter
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Speaker 1: like Doctor Evil, whispering sweet nothings about cheese kurds and
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Speaker 1: the frozen tundra and waxing loquacious to George Pickens, Micah
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Speaker 1: Parsons about how great Lake Winnebago is in December, Like
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Speaker 1: the fishing on Lake Winnebago is so freaking good, you know,
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Speaker 1: the Winnabago named after Lake Winnebego. Yeah, all right, to
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Speaker 1: die for. That's called networking. The NFL pretends that tampering
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Speaker 1: Butch when he lived in Germany would call the show,
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Speaker 1: doesn't call the show, but everyone ignores it. Players are
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Speaker 1: allowed to partake, not against the rules. The only way
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Speaker 1: would be against the rules if Green Bay mailed, if
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Speaker 1: they mail Mike Parsons a contract to hand the George
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Speaker 1: Pickens and it was wrapped around a brought worst, then
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Speaker 1: tickets to some of the matches. So that is the question.
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Speaker 1: What is the answer? Let's see, does anyone know the answer?
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Speaker 1: Donkey's Sausage says FIFA shampoo and body wash is the
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Speaker 1: answer is that that looks kind of like our buddy mouthwash.
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Speaker 1: Mike in Vegas, that looks like that might might be him.
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Speaker 1: Does not look like the Bolagia, though probably not bags
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Speaker 1: of Grandma's homemade chocolate chip cookies. Guest by Nick, that's
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Speaker 1: his answer, King Roy, says the official FIFA breakfast platter.
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Speaker 1: He's the he's the correct answer. World Cup keychains. I
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Speaker 1: want my Ben Mather keychain. We did make some keychains
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Speaker 1: a while back. I think we have I might have
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Speaker 1: a few left. I don't know what happened to those things.
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Speaker 1: There were a few that we gave out. Milkman Mike
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Speaker 1: and Colorado says a specially labeled package of dude wipes.
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Speaker 1: Damn right, Yeah, it's all about the dude wipes. What
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Speaker 1: do we have here? Far out? Dave in Ohio says,
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Speaker 1: Ultra Universal Ultimate unicycles utilized upside down using uranium. All right,
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Speaker 1: that's why it's far out, Dave. World Cup sanctioned, uh
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Speaker 1: zelas is that what everybody else? I remember that was
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Speaker 1: the big thing. How many was that? Two World Cups ago?
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Speaker 1: At least two? Yeah? I had an app on my
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Speaker 1: phone that would make that sound. Alexi Lawless guests by
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Speaker 1: late Night drug test viewing of Alexi Lawless hair dyeing
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Speaker 1: uh ceremony that was That was his answer. World Cup
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Speaker 1: condoms from Fudgie that's his guest. World Cup cups from
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Speaker 1: from me. That's it. Uh FIFA licensed stadium pal portable
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Speaker 1: urinals from JT. The Wingman. See who else do we have?
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Speaker 1: Page down? World Cup squash is the answer from courtesy
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Speaker 1: Dudewipes from scott and Rhode Island with FIFA printed on them?
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Speaker 1: turned seventy in Minnesota. Gunner says the answer is World
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Speaker 1: Cup flags. That that is the answer. What else we have?
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Speaker 1: See page down here. I can't read that. Skip over
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Speaker 1: that one. Johnny Q went with the Robert Kraft special
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Speaker 1: Willie Wonka golden tickets from Mike the Leprechaun. That's his
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Speaker 1: answer all right now? The correct answer to the mallor
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Speaker 1: riddle of the day. FIFA is selling World Cup blank
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Speaker 1: for more than tickets to some matches. That would be
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Speaker 1: World Cup parking passes. They're charging more for parking passes
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Speaker 1: than some of the actual tickets the World Cup. And
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Speaker 1: this is in Los Angeles, of course, where parking is
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Speaker 1: it's not as bad as New York and some other
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Speaker 1: places actually, but the last ten years or so they've
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Speaker 1: become more douchey about parking in LA and in the
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Speaker 1: stadium there in Inglewood where they're gonna have some World
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Speaker 1: Cup matches in the hood in Inglewood, not enough parking,
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Speaker 1: And you really do take your chances when you park
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Speaker 1: your car on the streets around around there. You might
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Speaker 1: not have a car to come back to. And if
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Speaker 1: you do have a car to come back to, good luck.
23:33
Speaker 1: Likely the window will be smashed and will be something missing,
23:36
Speaker 1: and it's not good, not good. So but I thought
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Speaker 1: the tickets were it's I guess, you know, from what
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Speaker 1: I read, I guess the lesser matches, like when Paraguay
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Speaker 1: is participating, that's not gonna do that's not probably doing
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Speaker 1: that well. I would think. I don't think the money's
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Speaker 1: gonna be there, and you know, it's beends. So many
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Speaker 1: people live in the area. I guess the World Cup
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Speaker 1: people travel around and all that. We'll get back to
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Speaker 1: the calls coming up later this hour. We have asked
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Speaker 1: Ben your questions are answers and let's see here any Meani,
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Speaker 1: miney Moe. Let's hello to sir scratch Off, who is
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Speaker 1: up next in Arkansas? Hello, Sir scratch Off, Welcome.
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Speaker 5: Oh what's going on, mister Madder? What the hell is
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Speaker 5: going on?
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Speaker 6: Brother?
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Speaker 1: It's a talk show. I'm talking and that's what we're
24:24
Speaker 1: we're doing here.
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Speaker 5: Have you been telling you? Sound like something? Your bullets
24:28
Speaker 5: and different for some reason. I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 1: Well, I'm on a different microphone, I'm in a remote studio.
24:33
Speaker 1: There's high ceilings here, so that might be it. Uh, yeah,
24:37
Speaker 1: I'm fine, you know, I don't. I don't.
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Speaker 5: I always know what's something going on with you, Ben,
24:41
Speaker 5: I've just been arounding you so long.
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Speaker 1: Not that you know that, but yeah, well thanks for
24:45
Speaker 1: your concern. I appreciate that, but I am. I'm fine.
24:48
Speaker 1: Other people have said it sounds like I'm sick. I
24:49
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe the maybe the buttons are all messed
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Speaker 1: up on this thing in my jig I'm using. I
24:53
Speaker 1: have no idea, but I know I feel okay. I
24:55
Speaker 1: have did not get a lot of sleep and been
24:58
Speaker 1: Uh then.
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Speaker 5: I had to take a trip. Tuesday morning, I telling
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Speaker 5: old Cooper about it. You let me shed this real fast.
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Speaker 5: Last Friday night, I'm head to a town called Pocconnas, Arkansas,
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Speaker 5: and they got these Jordan's all over the place from
25:14
Speaker 5: a girl their daughter's name. I pulled in there and
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Speaker 5: I pulled out two hundred dollars. I bought a whole
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Speaker 5: handful of scratch off tickets. I got a ninety dollar
25:24
Speaker 5: profit margin for two hundred and ninety and I couldn't
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Speaker 5: pull away the drill done. Made a bet of the
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Speaker 5: cook inside there that I was gonna come back because
25:32
Speaker 5: I don't leave a piece of roll left over. So
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Speaker 5: I went heading back. That truck back up and went
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Speaker 5: back in that store, bought the other twelve, and I
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Speaker 5: turned the row upside down to see what the backside
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Speaker 5: was gonna be like before I got down to my
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Speaker 5: next number of mine that I had bought. And when
25:49
Speaker 5: I got down there, I seen it squiggly mark and
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Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, it can't be, it can't be.
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Speaker 7: And then I.
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Speaker 5: Got that bad boy for ten thousand dollars.
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Speaker 1: You don't you won ten grand and Pocahontas, Arkansas.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I putted eleven thousand, two hundred and fifty dollars
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Speaker 5: by January first and twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 1: Oh well, make the long story quote, hold on, what
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Speaker 1: the time about? How much? How much have you spent
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Speaker 1: on lottery tickets though this year?
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Speaker 5: What's the next January? And when you you got eleven thousand,
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Speaker 5: five hundred dollars by January first? I won another grand
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Speaker 5: October of when my mom passed away last year. I
26:29
Speaker 5: had bought them like a few weeks later with somebody
26:31
Speaker 5: inherited money, and I hit a grand off of six
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Speaker 5: hundred dollars, which wasn't a big profit. But my story
26:37
Speaker 5: is when I went down to Little Rock, I drove
26:38
Speaker 5: on Hunt and then I went down Little Rock another
26:40
Speaker 5: two hours and I got down there and I hand
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Speaker 5: me the check and I'm like, are you freaking serious?
26:45
Speaker 5: It was twenty eight hundred dollars of taxes.
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Speaker 1: Oh you got.
26:51
Speaker 5: Every three hundred dollars? Is it not crazy?
26:53
Speaker 1: Well you should know that by now, sir scratch all right.
26:56
Speaker 1: The two people that always went in life are lawyers,
26:59
Speaker 1: and they win every case because they get paid and
27:02
Speaker 1: then also the government they always get their money. So
27:05
Speaker 1: unless you don't pay your taxes and then you go
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Speaker 1: to jail, I guess I don't know.
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Speaker 5: So that's my biggest hit ever. So I put some
27:11
Speaker 5: of the back because I like to invest in ear things.
27:13
Speaker 5: You know, it's gonna make me money, you know what
27:15
Speaker 5: I mean, like a rent house or something like that.
27:17
Speaker 5: But anyway, here's why I call weed Man hippie. If
27:20
Speaker 5: you're listen out there, my friend troopers, give me my address.
27:24
Speaker 5: We all hooked on that. And it's already been wrapped
27:26
Speaker 5: in brown paper and there will be something inside of
27:30
Speaker 5: the air frier in the envelope, so don't forget to
27:33
Speaker 5: look in the body the air frar hardboard.
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Speaker 1: All right, another you're telling for those that missed it,
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Speaker 1: Sir Scratch office offered to hook up weed Man with
27:44
Speaker 1: all in my.
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Speaker 5: House, and I want him to be a favor. When
27:48
Speaker 5: he was paged to make sure I got my address
27:50
Speaker 5: right to tell.
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Speaker 1: So I never, all right, we got you. Let us
27:54
Speaker 1: know when you said it. If he gets it, I'm
27:55
Speaker 1: sure he'll less know. But I Pocahontas, Arkansas. I didn't
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Speaker 1: even know this town existed in Arkansas.
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Speaker 5: Off they got some crazy names, Pocahons, They got one goobertown,
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Speaker 5: one wiener.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, there's a there's a goober Town. Uh, what's
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Speaker 1: the high school? What's the high school's name their mascot?
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Speaker 1: If they're at goober Town, that's good.
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Speaker 5: Well it's tall Duber High School.
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Speaker 1: I guess, I know, I know what I know. It's
28:20
Speaker 1: called Google's. I hope it's I hope they have a
28:22
Speaker 1: silly name though, a nickname for their mascot.
28:24
Speaker 5: Or what they what they do. It's a small strapping
28:27
Speaker 5: the road. They go to school Brooklyn, Arkansas. It's got
28:30
Speaker 5: a good back football team, you.
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Speaker 1: Know, all right. According to the last census, Pocahontas, Arkansas,
28:35
Speaker 1: has a population of seven thousand people. Yeah.
28:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, But anyway, Buddy, stood hearing from you, and I
28:43
Speaker 5: think you need to melt your penny because I didn't
28:46
Speaker 5: want Darnold to win that game by four points. I'd
28:50
Speaker 5: ever lost by one hundreds because we were not supposed
28:53
Speaker 5: to lose that game. So I'm going all in on
28:56
Speaker 5: the Titans. Old coach, Well, my assist laws all got,
29:00
Speaker 5: I'm going to go in on the Patriots to win
29:02
Speaker 5: that game by like three points.
29:05
Speaker 1: All right, we'll see what happens on Sunday. But my
29:07
Speaker 1: pick is up on YouTube. Benny Vspenny there also the
29:11
Speaker 1: pickup looser, the proper Paloosa. All right, there's a scratch off.
29:14
Speaker 1: All right, there he goes to scratch off. Let's say
29:15
Speaker 1: hello to who do we have next? Let's go to
29:18
Speaker 1: Dick in Dayton. They show legend, Hello Dick, Welcome, Hello Dick.
29:25
Speaker 7: Are you doing there?
29:26
Speaker 1: He is right there, the man, the myth, the legend,
29:28
Speaker 1: the one and only, the world famous Dick and Dayton.
29:31
Speaker 1: Hello Dick. If I was any better, I'd be a brown,
29:33
Speaker 1: but not a Cleveland Brown. So what's going We haven't
29:36
Speaker 1: talked to you in a while. What's going on with you?
29:38
Speaker 6: Oh, it's been bad, but the weather has been terrible here.
29:42
Speaker 6: I think that was home. Three days we got at
29:45
Speaker 6: least eighteen inches of snow. It was people get sick.
29:52
Speaker 6: It was terrible.
29:53
Speaker 1: You had a cabinet, Yeah, yeah, he had cabin fever
29:57
Speaker 1: climbing the walls.
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Speaker 6: Oh did I mean? It was so bad? The dress
30:01
Speaker 6: around here are still bad, but it just I haven't
30:05
Speaker 6: even played music for about a week. The only thing
30:08
Speaker 6: I went down today yesterday they had something from Little
30:12
Speaker 6: Tribute to the people that are well known, and she
30:16
Speaker 6: brought my name up first and said, we Saint Dick
30:19
Speaker 6: for all his music and his love for you know,
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Speaker 6: sports and things. It was pretty nice.
30:25
Speaker 1: That's great. Well, you are a local legend. You're Ohio.
30:29
Speaker 1: People don't understand you are a representative. You are an ambassador,
30:34
Speaker 1: ambassador of the sovereign nation of Ohio. Right, you represent
30:39
Speaker 1: the independent nation of the great state of Ohio more
30:43
Speaker 1: than anyone I know. I know people from Ohio, but
30:46
Speaker 1: I have never met anyone like Dick and Dayton. You
30:49
Speaker 1: love Ohio more than anyone else, you do. Yeah, yeah,
30:54
Speaker 1: So I need the weather to improve so we can
30:57
Speaker 1: go and do the big meet and greet and all
30:58
Speaker 1: that stuff. I'm glad I didn't go this last week, right, Dick,
31:01
Speaker 1: the weather that was not a Chamber of conference.
31:04
Speaker 6: I've been looking forward to see this year.
31:06
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, we're gonna make it happen, probably sometime April
31:09
Speaker 1: or May or something like that. But we'll we'll figure
31:11
Speaker 1: it out and have a grand old time. It'll be
31:13
Speaker 1: a great time, and I cannot wait. It's gonna be amazing,
31:17
Speaker 1: is it not?
31:18
Speaker 6: Yeah? Maybe I better tell day from day. He'll probably
31:21
Speaker 6: take some pictures, you know.
31:23
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well we all get we'll get your pictures,
31:24
Speaker 1: don't worry about that. We'll make sure. All right, bye bye,
31:27
Speaker 1: There he goes Dick and Dayton. Where he goes, only he.
31:32
Speaker 7: Knows there's no high school in Goobertown, Arkansas.
31:35
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate. What about Pocahontas. Is there a high school
31:39
Speaker 1: in Pocahontas, Arkansas? Probably seven thousand people. You can't have
31:42
Speaker 1: a high school. I'd sign up people for high school
31:44
Speaker 1: because certain percentage of older they're not gonna have kids.
31:47
Speaker 7: There is a Pocahontas High school in Arkansas?
31:52
Speaker 1: Is that the only town named Pocahontas?
31:55
Speaker 7: And the mascot is the Redskins?
31:58
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that right? Oh? My, don't tell the wolsters.
32:02
Speaker 1: They'll get very upset cooped. They will, they will, they
32:04
Speaker 1: will protest and our in pocahont Arkansas. All right, let's
32:09
Speaker 1: say a load of hollering James. We got asked Ben
32:12
Speaker 1: coming up here in a couple of minutes. Hollering James
32:15
Speaker 1: is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. He's been very active sleeping this week. Hello,
32:19
Speaker 1: hollering James. Just where I'm mad? Uh in bed?
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Speaker 5: Non I have you be has delivered me to the
32:36
Speaker 5: a FDC. Huh what ambc American Disability Center for Rehabilitation
32:47
Speaker 5: Service PERFE.
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Speaker 6: Help.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're you're.
32:52
Speaker 5: Not a young old Minnesota.
32:58
Speaker 1: He is. He got trans it.
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Speaker 7: Someone stop stop talking like that.
33:03
Speaker 1: He's hollering, James. That's what he does. He's hollering James. Okay, Well,
33:16
Speaker 1: that's great for you, but we're doing a show and
33:18
Speaker 1: nobody can hear you, so it doesn't really work that well,
33:20
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. All Right, So Congratulationship, I'm
33:30
Speaker 1: happy that you changed facilities. I'm so happy, James, ok
33:37
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, we're not going to put that on
33:43
Speaker 1: the sizzle reel. That that's not going to end up
33:45
Speaker 1: on the sizzle reel.
33:46
Speaker 7: I don't I'm not supposed to put that in the best.
33:48
Speaker 1: Of No, I don't think that'll make the best of
33:50
Speaker 1: I don't think that'll my god, oh my al right,
33:56
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35:33
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35:40
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35:44
Speaker 7: All right, Ben, We're gonna start off with a question
35:46
Speaker 7: from Donkey Sausage.
35:48
Speaker 1: Hi, Donkey, he wants to know, are.
35:50
Speaker 7: You doing anything special for Valentine's Day?
35:54
Speaker 1: I have not spent one second thinking about that, although
35:57
Speaker 1: I probably should. It's ten days away. I didn't even realize.
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make it through the day. Donkey Sausage,
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Speaker 1: I haven't thought about that. What about you? Big plans?
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Speaker 1: Mark and Coop mark Valentine's Day and then go work
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Speaker 1: your magic somewhere?
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Speaker 8: Yes, zero plans?
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Speaker 1: All right, Coop? Any big plans there?
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Speaker 7: I have dinner reservations.
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Speaker 1: Oh you already have reservations. That's planning ahead.
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Speaker 5: Yep.
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Speaker 1: Did you make them? Or did she make them?
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Speaker 7: I made them?
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Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, I did that. Do you want to go
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Speaker 1: there more than she does? Or does she want to
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Speaker 1: go there more than you do?
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Speaker 7: We both chose the place.
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Speaker 1: Oh you like the restaurant? I got you? What's next?
36:36
Speaker 1: Is ask man? Your questions are answers right now? What
36:39
Speaker 1: day of the week is Saturday? I was a Saturday?
36:42
Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, we're not We're not working that day. Yeah,
36:45
Speaker 1: all right, what's next?
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Speaker 7: All right? The King Rory two good questions here from
36:50
Speaker 7: the King Rory. Let's go with what is your favorite
36:53
Speaker 7: type of soup?
36:55
Speaker 1: Favorite type of soup? Let's see your favorite type of soup. Well,
36:59
Speaker 1: I love my ball soup, like chicken massable soup. But
37:01
Speaker 1: I also love a French onion. Those are the big two.
37:05
Speaker 1: A good French onion, which is hard to find. Great.
37:08
Speaker 1: What about you.
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Speaker 8: Mark just your average chicken noodle soup?
37:11
Speaker 1: You know, you're just a basic? Uh? You know what?
37:17
Speaker 7: Basic? And some crackers.
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Speaker 8: I'm a big fan of crackers.
37:21
Speaker 1: What about what about the bagel chips? It's a form
37:25
Speaker 1: of a cracker. You know, it's a bagel. You ever
37:28
Speaker 1: had those?
37:28
Speaker 7: Never heard of them?
37:29
Speaker 1: Really? You gotta go over well, you go to Langers,
37:33
Speaker 1: or you go in l A here, you can go
37:35
Speaker 1: to any of the big delis. Have about Coop? What
37:37
Speaker 1: about you Coop?
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Speaker 3: Uh?
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Speaker 7: I like pretty much all soup. But if I had
37:42
Speaker 7: to pick a favorite, I think I'd have to go
37:45
Speaker 7: with clam chowder.
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Speaker 1: Clam chatta, Yeah, sucking up to the people in Boston.
37:50
Speaker 1: I see what you're doing there. All right? What's next
37:51
Speaker 1: year in New England? Clam chowder? Yeah?
37:54
Speaker 7: Stuff? All right, let's see Lady Sideburns.
37:59
Speaker 1: High Lady side My favorite lady with sideburns is Lady Sideburns.
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Speaker 7: Likes to know when strolling through the grocery store you
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Speaker 7: spot a loaf of bread that had fallen on the floor,
38:09
Speaker 7: do you pick it up and put it back or
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Speaker 7: do you pretend that you never even saw it?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it depends if I'm in a hurry or not.
38:14
Speaker 1: Usually I'll try to help out and pick it up.
38:17
Speaker 1: There have been times, I'm not gonna lie. There have
38:19
Speaker 1: been times where I'm in a hurry and I do
38:21
Speaker 1: not do that. And there have been times I walk
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Speaker 1: through the grocery store I'm like, how did this happen?
38:26
Speaker 1: Like there's a ton of stuff on the floor, Like
38:28
Speaker 1: it's like it's amazing. But I usually it's like one
38:32
Speaker 1: thing and I am not in a hurry. I'll help out.
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Speaker 8: What about you, Mark, I'll pick it up and make
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Speaker 8: sure the name shows you know you put it put
38:41
Speaker 8: it back properly.
38:42
Speaker 1: Oh, you'll put it professionally.
38:44
Speaker 7: I do what I can.
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Speaker 1: Yes, giving back to the community and supermarket. Steve thanks
38:49
Speaker 1: you in advance. He does he does. Yeah, all right,
38:52
Speaker 1: what's next year? It's ask Ben your questions are answers
38:55
Speaker 1: for the rest of the hour hashtag ask ban and
38:59
Speaker 1: we do have a lot of people working at grocery
39:02
Speaker 1: stores that listen to this show.
39:03
Speaker 7: Third Dog would like to know have you ever turned
39:06
Speaker 7: off the Big Game because it was a blowout?
39:10
Speaker 2: Uh?
39:11
Speaker 1: Not turn it off, but I've not paid attention. It's
39:14
Speaker 1: in the background. It's really lopsided, all not really like
39:17
Speaker 1: the Chiefs game last year with the Eagles and Chiefs
39:20
Speaker 1: was a blowout. I didn't really pay attention in the
39:22
Speaker 1: fourth quarter.
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Speaker 8: What about you, Mark, No, I'll leave it on just
39:25
Speaker 8: so I could see what happens to the rest of it.
39:27
Speaker 1: I got you, all right, cool.
39:30
Speaker 7: I have never turned it off, but I do specifically
39:32
Speaker 7: remember that my dad and I both fell asleep during
39:36
Speaker 7: the Raiders Tampa Bay Super Bowl back in the day.
39:39
Speaker 1: That was the Rich Gannon special there with all the interceptions. Yes,
39:43
Speaker 1: Barrett Robbins going to Tijuana. That's right, Yeah, all right?
39:47
Speaker 1: What's next year?
39:48
Speaker 7: Gunnar wants to know do you like what do you
39:49
Speaker 7: like more? Fishing or hunting?
39:52
Speaker 1: Fishing? What about you, Mark?
39:54
Speaker 7: I like buying my food, all right, Yeah, I've never
39:57
Speaker 7: gone hunting and fishing kind of sucks yeah, well fish