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OUTRO: Most Boring Bleeps · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: Get a fellows.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, just seeing here On the emails Jas, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have seen this man, probably not know there's an email
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  Speaker 3: here from our wellness team Z and me and as
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  Speaker 3: part of their well being program, they're pleased to offer
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  Speaker 3: a complimentary fifteen minute spinal health check oh with the
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand College of Cairo practic. They are a great
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  Speaker 3: opportunity to have your spinal health assasts, discuss any eight
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  Speaker 3: sort of discomforts you may be experience and receive advice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm attaining maintaining good pasture and spinal world Bean Jason,
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  Speaker 3: I would be into that because you strike me as
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  Speaker 3: someone who's got a touch of the Biffeters.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be honest. Well, no, I'm I'm good
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  Speaker 2: as long as I'm moving.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. When I stop tracking.
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  Speaker 2: And you're like like getting up off the couch. If
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  Speaker 2: I've just been walking around, I sat down on the
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  Speaker 2: couch for twenty minutes, I get up, I'm ah fuck.
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  Speaker 3: Can I put it to you? This way keazy. If
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  Speaker 3: this was nineteen eighty one and you had to go
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  Speaker 3: to work middle of winter, right and Jason was your car,
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  Speaker 3: you get up out of bed, you'd go outside, you'd
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  Speaker 3: start the car. You just leave it and neutral and
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  Speaker 3: you keep it running. Then you go back inside. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you'd have a shower, bit of breakfast, give it a
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  Speaker 3: good thirty forty minutes and then hody, j is going
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  Speaker 3: to be ready to go. But once he's warmed up,
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  Speaker 3: he's sweetie. But that's the difference. So is that if
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  Speaker 3: j was a car, maybe he would warm up. That's true.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, when we play golf still to this day, zero
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  Speaker 4: went straight into my back hurts.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how you guys are like
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  Speaker 2: with this, but probably awesome. Getting up in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: I'm the same. I get up and I'm like, ah.
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  Speaker 3: Same here.
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  Speaker 4: But that's because you and I have the same issue,
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  Speaker 4: which is I think we both did a stiffer bed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 4: The bed because is mine. Fuck, every morning I wake
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  Speaker 4: up with this all back, do you yes? And it's
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  Speaker 4: because of my bed.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna get this sort of lit Well, interestingly, it's
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  Speaker 2: not that interesting, but it did tell a story is
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  Speaker 2: when we were in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: We slept on hard beds into Vietnam.
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  Speaker 2: I went to Vietnam. I'll tell you about it.
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  Speaker 3: One day, fellas, Um, let's think you said, and you said,
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  Speaker 3: your bag is great.
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  Speaker 2: We slept on hard beds the whole time. Well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we'll firm beds and my back problems disappeared.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it is one hundred percent and the softness
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  Speaker 4: of your couch will be the same thing, same with
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  Speaker 4: my couch.
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  Speaker 2: My hernia hurts today though it's really getting a bit protrudy.
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  Speaker 2: I might have to get it stitched back.
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  Speaker 3: Do you find yourself when you're sort of hanging around
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  Speaker 3: the house by yourself because your wife works, or you
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  Speaker 3: wander around the city by yourself, do you find yourself
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  Speaker 3: in conversation with your hernia? Jas just little chats all
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  Speaker 3: the sides.
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  Speaker 2: And what I find with my hernia mogie is I'm
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  Speaker 2: in a constant battle to not push it back in.
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  Speaker 3: But you're meant to push your beg in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but it hits so much when I do.
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  Speaker 4: They're the audience it where it is actually makes it
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  Speaker 4: look like you've got an OUTI belly button. Yes, but
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  Speaker 4: much grosser, way grosser. So yeah, So Jaceon, do you
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  Speaker 4: currently have an OUTI.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think. I think it's gone back in again.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what you should do, Jason is you
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  Speaker 3: should get a taartoo and you should tattoo the honia
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  Speaker 3: a red like a button, and then over the top
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  Speaker 3: of it put something like yeah, push to reset or
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  Speaker 3: yeah if in a horror of a mood of a mood.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry excuse me Jesus right, Presston put Jason too a
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  Speaker 4: hor of the mood. And by the way, that meadow
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  Speaker 4: Fresh thing there, Oh yeah, I was listening to the Breakfast.
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  Speaker 4: It's an experiment. Yeah, they've got Steven Adams to sign it,
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  Speaker 4: and then they're just leaving it there because they reckon
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  Speaker 4: one of us is going to steal it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really Yeah no, I was told not to not
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  Speaker 3: to touch it because it means so much to Jerry. Nah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a basketball fan, so I'm not that interested
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  Speaker 2: to give you an.
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  Speaker 3: Idea of what we've got here. We've got a meadow
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  Speaker 3: Fresh quick breaky protein and fiber and energy. It's more
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  Speaker 3: of a they think we'll just eat it. Oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying so to give people an idea,
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  Speaker 3: and it's a vanilla flavor. I wouldn't drink that ship
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  Speaker 3: in a million years, I know, so I'm out. So
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  Speaker 3: it's too close to me. I wouldn't go. Even though
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  Speaker 3: it's got a picture of Steven Adams with a basketball
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  Speaker 3: on it. Yes, it's still not putting me over the edge.
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  Speaker 3: It's and I like a flavored milk, flavored milk, but
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  Speaker 3: not even I'm tempted.
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  Speaker 4: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: and I had Radio You're born nice?
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Wary Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Jason's got a new addiction? Yeah, oh yeah, I know. God,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be so you are going to absolutely
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  Speaker 3: blow out frozen yogurt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we had one last week.
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  Speaker 3: He will because he's had so many addictions. And you
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  Speaker 3: look exactly the same. Well you are steam putting.
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  Speaker 2: You asked me what it was, where it was it's
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  Speaker 2: called And my and my wife humiliated herself when we
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  Speaker 2: went there because there's a whole little range of sweets
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  Speaker 2: that you can put on your yogurt, you know, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I might put some sweets on mine tonight,
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  Speaker 2: know it good on your love? And she had some tweezers,
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  Speaker 2: And she got a whole tweezer full of M and
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  Speaker 2: m's and then drop them all over the floor.
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  Speaker 3: How many can you carry in a tweezer? Well, she
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  Speaker 3: had a real you mean, like tongus.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, tongues. Just get one of the time here
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  Speaker 2: one douche, douche. So that was human bloody good though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I do like frozen yogurt.
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  Speaker 2: Ye, And you kid yourself by saying, oh, it's you know,
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  Speaker 2: really good for you because it's yogat shit.
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  Speaker 4: You've seen the Seinfould episode. It's famous episode. No I'm
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  Speaker 4: not a sign found they opened a frozen yogurt store
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  Speaker 4: and everyone's addicted to it because it's low fat.
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  Speaker 3: It's actually just really really bad. Everyone everyone gets humane.
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  Speaker 3: What's happening to me? So I've just we might have
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  Speaker 3: to do some beeping here, pegs, we won't have to
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  Speaker 3: do some beeping. But I've just googled. There's the store
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  Speaker 3: that you go to. Yes, this is the headline simply
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  Speaker 3: not yogurt. Yeah, A frozen yogurt company has been fine
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  Speaker 3: for selling frozen yogurt products which did not contain yogurt.
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  Speaker 3: The fine has been reduced from two hundred and seventy
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  Speaker 3: thousand dollars to seventy because the company is charged by
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  Speaker 3: the Communist Commission. We're both in liquidation. Do you go
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  Speaker 3: sixty three counts? So they've they've resurfaced. Does it look
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  Speaker 3: like that or is it changed? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: No, it looks like that. You go.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder if it is joy I wonder what if
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  Speaker 3: it's not yoga.
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  Speaker 2: Well there's all sorts of flake. Yeah, well it's a
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  Speaker 2: good queers probably just ice cream.
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  Speaker 3: Um, but I know it's in it. No, do you
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  Speaker 3: want to know?
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  Speaker 2: I worry about the young lady. I worry about the
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  Speaker 2: young ladies serving there. She's very she's very sweet, and
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  Speaker 2: she you know, and I they're up fucking late, man,
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, you get some bloody customers.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you what it's like down near down by
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  Speaker 3: the Yes, there's a crepery.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I know the way.
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  Speaker 4: We went to the late night crapery once at like
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  Speaker 4: ten pm and this lovely French girl was working there
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  Speaker 4: and everyone outside was either wasted or unhoused, and there
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  Speaker 4: was no security person or anything. It's just her by
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  Speaker 4: this window, right, great crape, great, really delicious.
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  Speaker 3: Give her a few facts.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, I had to when when we were
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  Speaker 2: on our way to Yogurt Story last night, Mogan. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it was about eight thirty and there was a guy
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  Speaker 2: lying an a tear square up and like it had
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  Speaker 2: blankets over him. But he was on the steps and
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  Speaker 2: ata square, you know, with the status, and both my
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  Speaker 2: wife and I stopped and we were looking at him,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, is he alive? Gray hair? And
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  Speaker 2: I was like ah. So we went to Yogurt Story
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  Speaker 2: and got our yogics, and then on the way back
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  Speaker 2: we sort of walked past him again and he wasn't moving,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, hold this, darling, and I went
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  Speaker 2: over and I just had to check that he was
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  Speaker 2: still alive, and he was. He was all g I said,
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  Speaker 2: you're all good, mates, and he blinked and smiled and
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  Speaker 2: did the thumbs up, and I went, okay, good, no, off.
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  Speaker 3: He is fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: But it was just a really peculiar place to do it,
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  Speaker 2: on the steps of a t square because people going
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  Speaker 2: up and down the steps all the time, like he
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  Speaker 2: had made a bed.
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  Speaker 3: Did you have them to move on? No? I went
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  Speaker 3: back to my it's so cold at the moment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: winter's here.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to get off the ground. Fellows, you've got
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  Speaker 2: to get off the ground. I know for people that
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  Speaker 2: are sleeping on the not good.
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  Speaker 3: You need to tell them when on one day it's
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  Speaker 3: not on our podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I do so when you say get off the girl,
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  Speaker 3: where do they sleep on a bench? But then for
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  Speaker 3: ear will come underneath the cardboard.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, you lose you lose way more body heat
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  Speaker 2: if you're lying directly on the ground.
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  Speaker 3: Keezy right, because you were on housed for a bit.
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  Speaker 3: There are I have been.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah really but anyway, so it's not yoga, but it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't say what it is. That's weird.
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  Speaker 3: No, And that they've come back, well, according to this
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  Speaker 3: they're no longer in business, Jase, I don't know where
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  Speaker 3: the fuck you've been going. As of this year, that
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  Speaker 3: brand to say that being beeped again, there's no longer operating,
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  Speaker 3: no longer an operating business, and the e Commerce Commission
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  Speaker 3: case is closed. The original nationwide chain of twenty two
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  Speaker 3: stores no longer exists. Wow, well, where have you been going?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's definitely I will beep it bugs is going,
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  Speaker 2: fuck you man.
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  Speaker 3: And it's right next to.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to beat that now as well because people
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  Speaker 4: will know where that is actually, pugs. You might have
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  Speaker 4: to beat everything. Jay says on the side, it's.
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  Speaker 3: It does still exist, but unlike oh well, like most things,
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  Speaker 3: when you talk to AI, as soon as your challenge,
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  Speaker 3: it admits that it's fucking wrong. The surviving store, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: that one there still exists, got a very good rating.
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  Speaker 2: It's bloody good stuff. You should take your wife their
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  Speaker 2: keys this year like it.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, hey, blah blah blah, what's the
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  Speaker 4: roundup of stuff that's happened for the Keys in the
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  Speaker 4: Calm Games over night?
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  Speaker 3: They're like blah blah blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 4: And of course the Keys don't have a female gymnastics team,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, yes I do. And it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: you're crick yes they do. It's made up of blah
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  Speaker 4: blah blah. I'm just like, what exactly what you should do?
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  Speaker 4: NIXT is a b C. It's like, well, no, you
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  Speaker 4: fucking do it. It's like oh yeah, okay, I'll do.
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