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Brutal Prince by Sophie Lark - Part 2 · Lose the Plot with Carla and Emily

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Hi, friends. You're listening to lose the
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plot with collar and Emily. Welcome to part 2 of reading
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brutal. Prince by Sophie lock we are
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covering chapters 16 to 30 in this episode.
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So warning there will be spoilers,
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I'm Carlo and The day, she set my house on fire.
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Who's the luckiest day of my life?
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I'm Emily. And if we were any hotter, we
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would have been charcoal briquettes.
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What does that even mean? Exactly.
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Well, welcome back, Emily. Welcome back to me.
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Welcome back to this trash file. It's so consumable though.
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Hmm, and what was your last note from?
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Where we left off? It off.
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I think this is just as our getting into the limo after he
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tried to fight all of our castle, and I make a fucked.
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Oh, they aggressively. Hey, nice.
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That dress off and everything. The unnecessary earnestness,
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nothing gets you going more, then unnecessary knife play.
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I love that when he does it, he Compares.
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He's knife action to her brother.
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I'll stop I can't do this is very important.
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She's just like he knows how to use a knife like me go and like,
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you need to come I'm down. You need to stop thinking about
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your brother and this exact moment.
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Yeah, I mean, just stop comparing the guy.
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You're married to your husband. It's a but wait.
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You don't brother, brother, husband, whatever, practically
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need voted wife to her brother. I didn't actually pick that up.
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Well, I didn't realize she said that about the knife play.
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And yeah, the brother. So she's thinking about this and
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he's like, who fucks? You better?
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It's okay. I have a question.
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Did they fade to black a sex scene on us?
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Which one or the second one? I feel like after the limo after
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the Lamar. Yeah, they kind of did.
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It was like limo sex scene cotton dress off, have going
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into the house and then we get is.
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Let's see what ties you out? You fucking lunatic and then
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it's the narrated to Black faded to Black and only to
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fast-forward to the weird daddy meeting again.
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It's like bra, it's the daddy issues for me.
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Okay, it's funny because this is what I thought at the time.
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And then later, I guess it makes more sense.
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I was wondering why we Getting so much information about
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Oliver. When we know that he won't
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matter. In the end, I literally was like
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last time I was like, I think something more is going to
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happen and you were like, no I know.
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It's just there sometimes. The exes are just a random
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sideline to make him jealous. Yeah.
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Not an actual full enemy. Yeah.
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Because they grow until his office and everything and they
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have that weird pissing contest with his dad.
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So many dad doesn't give a fuck. He wouldn't he He'd be like, but
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these are all Mafia businessmen, daddy.
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And he said, mommy and daddy's with their children's lives for
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some reason, he'll probably cuz of all credit cards in their
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name. Okay, so Lola.
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Ada complaining about how new how situation?
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Oh my God. The caspase situation girl.
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You know what? What the fuck because she's
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like, I don't want to beg them for a car speaks but I'm like
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you're begging for a card about her.
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Which do you think is more inconvenient?
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The caspase own you having to like borrow someone's car and
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then have to be stuck at her? Like, are you on schedule?
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What are you doing? Where you going?
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What appointments? Do you have girl?
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Where what Jesus, why does she never have a car?
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And why does she not have a job? But she's so closed in, she
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study, I don't even know where she studies.
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She went to the uni campus like once.
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She's busy, girl. Those of us who go on.
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Imagine Pleasant. Actually, so busy.
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So she was being a full pick me again when she was all I eat
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carbs and they eat healthy stuff and I can't get my full fat
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carbs. The chef isn't making anything.
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Yes sick girl he's the vibe. I was getting and it's like,
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girl update them about your menu, just calm down.
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But I mean, okay, there's a chef.
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You're probably going to have to update them about what you like
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to eat. You can't expect us to mind-read
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your magnify me, but she was being annoying about it just
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like Michael space in my carbs. Like I wish they were my
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problems. Like how dare I never be able to
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do shopping myself to buy my own Cubs gold, all my get some men,
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you log in this home. It's a good gun down.
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She never done groceries, it's because she doesn't have a car
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but isn't America. You can get um, what are they
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called it? The people that do the instant
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BOGO buy anything for you do Dash.
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Yeah. Like they can, she can doordash
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anything. She's probably just walk down
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the street. She's like, I'm stuck here with
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up my car park. You gotta come on.
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I'm dying for my lack of carbs. Ticket isn't hard.
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It's really across the robot drives the bark.
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You probably. Yeah, you're rich.
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You probably have a boat dock. Whatever it had seen her in like
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one of these little thingies like China.
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No, I don't know. Not just is so unrelated.
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You're a little canoe. She's so unrelatable and her
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close to. She's like, I only wear t-shirts
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and shorts shorts and like chill.
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So does everyone else? They bring it up all the time
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because she sighed, you want me to go?
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Put on, are you going to tell me to go put on a dress or
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something? And he's like, no.
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You look so cute. In your little short shorts and
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t-shirt. That's literally What?
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Everyone else, wears the whole world.
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If you want to hear any more, you would know.
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Oh no, it's very, it's giving Taylor Swift.
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You belong with me. So don't clip we get a
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description of Nero which is her brother ride.
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I've probably called him Nico before but I'm assuming there is
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an Eco I could be wrong. Maybe this isn't our brother
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brothers will real. Yeah I think it's a brother
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because the way she described and it's always from her
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perspective, she described him as faces.
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Beautiful and cruel. As a fallen angel, she doesn't
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even describe her own husband with such.
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So she fucks her brother. Look, beautiful, beautiful and
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cool. As a fallen angel.
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What does that even mean? What does it mean?
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Girl, what does it mean? What does it mean?
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What does a fallen angel look like, like Splat, oh, like a
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tomato. What if it's fucking ugly?
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One Gremlin a gargoyle left. Another Fallen got a boyfriend.
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I just think she described with that language.
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It's just hilarious. She describes his penis with
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that kind of language. She does she does, and I just
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feel like he has a crusty foreskin, and I just, where are
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you getting that from? Where are you getting that?
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Actually, it's not. Well, he wasn't a pool but
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describe someone with confidence that he won't be just out in a
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pool. If he had loose bowels.
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How did we get here? Actually, why we talk about
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color column column? Yes, my brain is like column but
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Callum, like, I don't know which one's the more Australian column
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count. He's close Elam Elam.
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And why does the voice actor sound?
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Exactly. Like Dylan Sprouse.
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I never noticed that and that's all I can hear.
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But when Then how come you're hearing Dylan?
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Sprouse funneled to remember today.
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I was like I had a dream of it. Yeah, that's probably why.
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Okay, I just I hate that for you.
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I hate it for me to know. I didn't actually care much
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about the the voice actors to me were kind of just I always feed
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them because they talk too slow. I always be the most because I
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wouldn't forget to the point. Is that I get it out of here.
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I'm comfy, mom. Pick me up and take me home.
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She doesn't even go here. Oh, sorry.
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Okay. Don't you think?
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It's pretty rich. That 8 is Dad was asking her.
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Like she was over at the house and he's asking her.
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Oh, how are you as if he actually gives a shit?
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He's the one who stole the user. He sold us straight up an
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exchange. Could you imagine being like,
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oh, you must she must be having a good time.
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I know this may have broke her brother's leg, but I know that
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she's fine. Fine up again, I don't know,
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like he, he had the balls, he had the goal goal, this, her
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dad's name. Fucks me, he's kind of not that
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important. I know that comes mom's name is
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Imogen and that's about it. Yep, engine.
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And You said it was scary. Fergus.
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Oh, not Fergus. Mafia kid Fergus.
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It's like a family. Long line of family.
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Mafia Focus Magazine your focus jr.
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Oh no, he's gonna be a Mafia Boss.
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One day. Fergus gonna have our serious me
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fucking frog. Frog.
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So I'm going to call out chapter 17, as being a complete fluffy
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bullshit. Hallmark of a chapter, it was
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when they were at home with the family.
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Emily. Yeah, it was a complete waste of
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time. Is that in fact, when she shoots
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Jack, I love how that happened and I was like, this is a waste
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of a chapter. That's always the time because
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she misses anyway. The only exciting thing is him
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going. If you ever talk to my wife like
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other guns I lived but Jack's the UFC guys in it.
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Yeah yeah. Okay.
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I have a problem with this because every time he's brought
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up in a fight he does a terrible job.
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Yeah. Why is he even that?
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He's like because I like There was a bit in the end.
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They'll like, oh we wait to fight this guy.
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And Jack was fighting all these people and he was in hospital.
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I'm like so it's not good. He fought of 17 people though.
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Of course, he'd been all the time.
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Like I don't care, you're over Jack Jack's, shit.
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He can't fight Jack Shit. Jack is shit just as good Jack.
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Oh my God, I actually have Justice for Jack.
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Why the fuck? I made a note here that this
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book is kind of like someone scratching your back in the
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wrong spot and you'll gradually getting itchy ear makes a lot of
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sense. I don't know why I came up with
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that then fair enough it's you know how you just you like no a
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bit to the left this is a good time to point out that book talk
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is a terrible place to give look recommendation.
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Well yeah probably but anyway and you'll gradually just
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getting itchy oh and nothing's being satisfied.
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Yep. So like having sex with men
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Yeah, that's what this book is. Kind of like having sex with
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men, if you're a female. So, I refer you to justice for
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Jack or only because he was just doing his job.
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Wait, what, who said, put your bitch on a leash Jack?
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Well, then why would I be on his side?
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I don't even know who I'm reading for anymore.
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You don't even know who was she? The girl that wrote these notes?
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Not you. Not me Patricia Patricia Malibu
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Barbie. Can I just can I just say, why
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is there Loki more Chemistry Between Jack and Ada?
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I know the tension the spies, it's palpable.
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There's more, there's more between her and her brother.
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Stop not the spanking spree. Oh my God.
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I'm just trying to get the logistics of how he was holding
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her and Rippin pants. He must be very strong.
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Must be my parents would probably be too tight.
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My parents would never get over my ass.
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Nice is to say, it always give up.
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She was like, terrified. And then she's like, but the
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friction wouldn't be me if friction would have even going
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on. I don't even remember.
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They frog much, they're upstairs.
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That's better. Remember, this is a frog March
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and I like like jump the program.
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Whatever. Leapfrogging you jump?
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I've only fucking up the stairs. Can we google that?
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I need answers. What is a fugly mug images?
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We learn and things, and we learn and Reviving frog.
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March to cease from behind roughly and forcefully, Propel
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forward. Oh, so you're just pushing her
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upstairs. I need images.
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I I left mine better. Yeah, that's a bit, that's more
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interesting. Small sexual helps that most
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sexually intimate, but is it just them going up the stairs?
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Yeah, so Jack, Jack Sloan I wanted to be check it.
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Well, the maids watch. Like this is like leave them to
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their weird mating ritual. So she's he's wrecking that a
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awesome strapping that I of us. She's getting a little fresh
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scare stop. Yes.
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Don't push it boyfriend to replicate, its sexy when you
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gues. Imagine, I have the best sex of
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their War apparently and it's not a fade to black but it
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almost be pleased paid to plaque.
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He's like, apparently so rough that they're so connected
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actually doing it. Froggy style, what does that
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look like? Sorry is I like humping with No,
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you got to be doing something like these like the like a frog.
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So let's sitting like a frog would naturally sit which way
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you like. So she's humping the floor, he's
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not even involved. He's just watching done.
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And then in true, natural frog style to gets drowned.
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After with anyone who owns a pond would know, exactly.
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At least bedroom. Yeah.
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I hope so it's too. Maybe they didn't.
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They maybe they didn't leave Prague enough up the stairs, you
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know. You think this has too many sex
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scene, Jennifer wipers is literally every three pages and
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it's too much. Okay.
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No actually, I'm going to reverse, there is a lot of sex
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scenes but not enough in the sex scenes if that makes sense.
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Yeah, I really was really weird about that scene to this is Max
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Max Max that they kept writing and because I have It sped up
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with oil, it was like schmuck schmuck.
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Another thing that I noticed she literally needs to stop thinking
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of random relatives mid sex. There you go because she's
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flying around again. Eventually it's literally
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driving me nuts because I don't know if it was this exact sex
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scene but she mentions her brother and then this time she
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mentions Imogen oh my God in the sexy like when she's mid sex
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girl you're literally getting banged.
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Yeah. Why are you thinking about your
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In-law. So clearly Callum is not giving
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Jory mother-in-law's. Actually, raw not the family
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tree. Well, the Family Circle.
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The tree of life, there's a bit where he's like so he goes from
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calling her a good girl and then he goes I've tied women up and
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fuck them roughly before some of them asked for it other times I
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was just experimenting so you didn't get concerned with a
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Armie Hammer and then he was like some girls are so boring
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too far and they might as well tie them up or something.
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I'm like maybe you're boring to fuck maybe it will work for you
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may be the girl he's ever had enough don't like consent or
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maybe the girl he's just Want to hang there like a little
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rotisserie chicken, just leave them be.
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Maybe she's had a big week at the office, maybe she just was
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tired of you. Maybe she's not putting the
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effort in because you don't look enough.
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Like a brother. Oh, also, what I noticed about
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this sex scene, which I don't know how she had time to think
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about a mother-in-law because she was literally zooming around
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the stratosphere during her orgasm.
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I was like, that's to totally. She sings.
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Yeah. You either have time to think
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about your mother-in-law. We assuming through the
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stratosphere during yoga. So is it if we were to pitch
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early Universe planets? And so yeah, it's just imagine
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space on all the planets and she's moving around next to a
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head Pantry, that she loves so much and she's just like,
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showing off her pantry, it was just too much and it's not
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giving mmm. You either have sex.
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Will you have enough time to think about your mother-in-law?
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He's balls. Must have been really hitting
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the clit for its angle is not the reach-around bull's-eye
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doing it, dude. Let's just make up a sex
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position. Brokey Style with the bolts,
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just smack smack smack, that's what the Old man.
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Dougie wraparound Bulls strap around makes all the sense.
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Don't worry. He's just kind of angry all the
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time. It's because these Bulls are
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dragging on the floor mind of their own that just independent.
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Just look at next a little Berry, and it's funny how
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popular gray eyes are in books. No.11 fii, fucking ugly, I can
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say that. Oh, I have relatives.
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Light gray. Blue eyes.
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Yeah, but you know, I great like the way that just looking in the
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mirror. Oh yeah, my not blue but they're
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not. Great, I'm pretty sure they blew
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that disgusting but I just think gray eyes is so uncommon but
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therein every kind of book like is stealing great.
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I feel like real eyes. It be colorful colorful just
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because he's awesome looking great as the meaty seen what our
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current girl. And I think that's how it works.
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You looking at your dog's face, like, how come your eyes?
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Andre, you go Bud. What is a brown?
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You can only see brown. That's kind of my mental.
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They the person. I don't know why was there a
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phone ringing during sex or is this office X?
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I have to say this is when he went looking for the weird
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Ukraine guy I don't know is saying so we'll check is or Jack
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so we'll check order backtrack Zach jerk hungry like what?
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Sock back and Craig likes in two different ways and I was like
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Hungry Jack's ago, just like all this do.
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You haven't moved pasta bowls whack in the Christmas still in
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that timeline scary times. Imagine if she answers the phone
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and started flirting with her promise.
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Okay, was so surprised she could speak Italian.
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I know What do you mean? She is Italian, duh, duh, it's
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their whole personality. Never thought about it.
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He never even thought about it. He's like, well, the Italian
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mafia lady definitely can't speak Italian.
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It was so impressed. Although this is the man that
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thinks you're a true. So realistically the fact that
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whenever she had a conversation with another human being and she
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was able to string a few sentences together he was Maize
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and enthrall. He was like, wow.
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She handled that so humanly evenly.
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She's so smart. I guess she's not a shoe.
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I mean oh she's not like other shoes.
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She's just not like the right shoe.
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I love. How column is a pick me?
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But about clothes. I don't even know what brand I'm
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wearing. Me and my dad just decide on a
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static. When has a man ever used the
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word aesthetic and he's life. Not related to close.
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He's like me and her just agreed on anesthetic.
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Eric? And who was that lady?
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The made Marta. Yeah, she's not shopping at
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Target with that money. No she's not.
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She was picking things up on the side that's for sure.
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Uh-huh she's hiding it in there. Hmm.
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Like what's the point of being rich?
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If you're going to be ignoring? The one thing she goes to school
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to all of the pops up out of school?
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Yes. Also, every chance they can
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mention her nipples poking through a shirt.
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Did you notice that? Not really but Captain Weaver's
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it happened definitely once but I feel like it happened.
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More because she was sitting on a cold, man.
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I was like, I've never sat on a cold bench and immediately got
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hard nipples. Don't, you know?
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Emily. That's how it works, and that's
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how it works. Cold, just move, straight up
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your eyes, straight to the nipples and it's because all of
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it was around. All I could just stare at them
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puppies, stare at them titties because, you know, brasil'
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nothing. Sorry.
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I love how she went to school one day, only to be sexually.
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Harassed along the courtyard and did nothing else.
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Yeah. Why is all of us are confident
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that ADA likes him. He's picking up.
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None of the signals. This is what confused, but even
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in the first 10 pages of something that were talking
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about how she had to block his number and was ignoring him.
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So he's just because he's not there.
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Yeah, he's a little whackadoo. But she also says that she cares
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about his feelings. Girl, give give less chaos.
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Yeah, give zero thoughts. Give zero.
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There was a bit wet Callum was even saying that ate his
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brothers are sexy, chill out. I get it.
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You're trying to set them up for the new book.
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This is or Jack saw check character.
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Do we care about this bad guy? You don't actually stuff is
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shit. That guy we don't really know
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much about him. We knew that he would resurface
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when he was at that weird charity by likely yesterday.
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I think it was like a trick. Think he would be the worst?
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Well I really did think he was going to be what the worst
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because it made more sense. Sense because he shut up the
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hotel, which I don't know if this was in the first half or
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second half but I thought it was really funny.
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When they go to hunt down his men at the car yard or whatever
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it is and they were surprised that couple could throw a punch.
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I know the like, what does he look like?
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Is he a little like a little string bean?
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I don't know. Any like I can get my hands
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dirty, it's shaking hands and slapping back sudden new to me.
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I'm like chill out. You literally sound.
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Five-year-old. Remember he has his entire
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workout routine. They decide to they're trying to
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figure out what their game plan is and Ada's like raring to go.
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She wants to be involved there. Olga locked up and excited off
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Puck. Got to get this.
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Yeah, dude, this is or check guy, and then Callum decides
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that he and Ada are just going to go to the strip club, and
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they just leave the Three Brothers to shoot up an entire
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casino on their own. That doesn't make any sense.
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Sense to me. You really think a man in
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another Mafia with a casino only has enough security guards to
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handle that. Three people could take it was
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actually that'd be outnumbered instantly.
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They would be dead. Like surely he's one of the 20
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people to the three would get them.
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And the thing is, they were only going to go to the strip club to
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get information. So they could have just said,
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let's go see if we can get that info and then we'll decide what
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to do. But they're like, no, you guys
27:35
can. Through to the casino they could
27:36
have done it on two separate night.
27:38
I know it was so weird. It was so weird and also they're
27:41
not really good at marketing. No.
27:43
And I didn't get any of the casino action.
27:46
No, we just missed it for this stupid strip club yassine, I
27:51
didn't care about it. I guess.
27:53
Where's the drama? Well, it was just about them
27:56
getting all horny in the strip club and then him not being able
27:59
to drink a drink like a normal human being that's getting
28:03
drugged right for people in The mafia, they sure seem like
28:07
they've never been in a laughs Eli.
28:09
No trusting. When I read a couple of good
28:14
reads reviews just really quickly because I usually just
28:16
skim because I don't want to get too influenced.
28:19
I think that just the description said that this book
28:22
contains blazing hot, bedroom scenes for mature readers only.
28:27
When realistically, I could probably get away with reading
28:29
these scenes in church on a Sunday and keep a straight face.
28:34
Yeah, nothing. I can read it in my lounge room
28:36
with my whole family there. Exactly.
28:38
Now, that's gonna know nothings. Making anything happen.
28:42
Nothing nothing sat steamy. No route.
28:45
But this book didn't have any spiciness.
28:47
Maybe, I'm just that desensitized to the spicy.
28:50
Now, you're broken. We're parking.
28:52
It's me. They have.
28:54
They drink the drinks. Hmm.
28:57
We don't really know what happens, it, kind of Fades to
28:59
Black for a little bit and then Callum wakes up on a meat hook
29:03
on Hook. Yes.
29:04
Like, this is a tough position for me to be in because my arms
29:08
are just to be free after Fifi, Bloods rushing from my brief
29:12
brief pause. It's all rushing down to my dick
29:19
is hanging up on this. Beat hook with the like an erect
29:21
penis. Dude, he's probably that guy
29:24
that goes to the gym and doesn't do like day.
29:26
Oh no he said he's a Johnny Bravo, he's gone.
29:33
Yup. Up top.
29:35
So it's a little string, bean legs dangling on this meat hook
29:39
and he's like swinging them like on the swings or check on an
29:49
easel. I know that you guys hit up the
29:52
casino. Yeah.
29:54
Who else who else has on? How did he that was a quick
29:57
turnaround saw Jack. So did the brothers go shoot up
30:01
the casino and then he had already be informed old mate to
30:05
drug them. Like what?
30:06
No, I don't know. How is that happening?
30:08
All at the same time. Yeah.
30:10
And then the torture scene was really long and descriptive.
30:13
Nothing could be more painful than the description of the way
30:19
that he was stabbed apart from continuing to read this book.
30:24
It was fertilized. It was very light, was giving
30:26
brutal per inch. Probably makes sense.
30:31
Well, Prince has never made sense.
30:33
No, it literally don't have nothing to do with it.
30:38
Swiper maybe princess princess? No, he doesn't deserve princess
30:44
and know. You wouldn't.
30:45
He would fail and Princess Diaries.
30:47
He would fail. He would fail.
30:49
He's got no hair. He would have booked on his head
30:52
and he would just go play. Long, he couldn't handle.
30:56
He is not really his not Grace. No.
30:58
But anyway, he's gracefully taking this knife into his guts
31:02
for. I didn't think he'd mind.
31:04
Getting him getting real shanked up.
31:06
He's taking it like a champ and now we know why it's all that
31:09
muscle that he apparently has. That's true.
31:12
It's all that plain chicken. He definitely is it.
31:15
He's like, this is never as bad as women use, this is not as bad
31:21
as my macros, sorry, Soldier. He's like filleting him or
31:25
whatever the fuck and finally because I kept forgetting that
31:28
he's finally seeing some Chef technique.
31:32
Yeah. I finally understand why he's
31:34
called The Butcher because they would use it interchangeably.
31:37
Yeah. And it's kind of like I never
31:40
connected it because why wouldn't you just assume no I
31:43
did but just how they would interchange it.
31:45
Like they'd call him saw Jack sometimes and butcher that.
31:48
Yeah yeah. Which one scary really scary?
31:52
I love. He had to explain.
31:53
He's like they don't call me the butcher because I worked in the
31:56
butcher's. I'm like, you did.
32:00
Let's check your LinkedIn. Like, what do you want to come
32:02
down this aside business? He's gotta sell them hymns on
32:08
your off day. Yeah, he could be Sweeney Todd,
32:10
eating it, we don't know. It's time to shoot him.
32:13
That we know. Don't shame him for his life.
32:17
Okay? Like no one else.
32:18
So check out I care about your job position.
32:24
We did it. What you want to just keep me
32:26
out of it. I'm not giving you an interview.
32:30
I mean the torture scene was interesting.
32:31
And then there started to be a kerfuffle.
32:34
It was a coup full Cafe violence, or check was like, oh,
32:38
I don't have any security around.
32:39
I better go suss out what that is.
32:41
They all really bad at their one job?
32:44
I know. And then Ada is just what did I
32:47
imagine running around barefooted a 98.
32:50
That's how you much. I'd like with her hair billowing
32:54
out behind and she was like the song in the background like
32:58
she's like Temple running it. Imagine her dressed up like, as
33:03
tomorrow. Lorraine know, like, black hair.
33:06
Just no. But why?
33:09
Why is she running around? I don't know.
33:11
She was but to me, she's Barefoot.
33:14
How did she, did she stab someone or they were like,
33:17
apparently more worried that they lost her.
33:20
She caused a distraction and then she She ran and she was
33:24
saving column and then they were doing that thing that I fuckin
33:27
hate, which is they don't have time and then they doing a big
33:30
dramatic slo-mo kiss. I hate it, I got it.
33:35
Like you don't have time. You guys are both going to be
33:38
dead. A literally like we don't have
33:40
time and then kiss I kidding - xiety could never.
33:44
I could never Return to Sender. We do not have the time babes
33:51
not not we have no time baby girl.
33:54
Imagine if you just said it like that, there's no time you pull
33:57
out and you like your full backing.
33:59
Like it's kicking me out like hold up.
34:03
We got places to be here, it's like whole wrap it up, wrap it
34:06
up. We haven't even like your juicy
34:08
juicy arms out of burping yet. I mean, your property, he's
34:11
probably thinking them with how juicy that.
34:14
Uh, yeah. Or are they inflatable juicy?
34:17
Are they keeping? Keeping them afloat.
34:18
Who knows? What is so he's bleeding out,
34:22
probably good. And then, OK, this is a bit
34:25
confusing me. We don't even really understand
34:28
how they escaped where they've escaped to, and then I feel like
34:31
they're in danger 5 Seconds prior.
34:33
And then now they're role playing in about the rain.
34:36
Where did we get to? Oh, yeah.
34:38
Where are they? Did they have like sex in the
34:41
shower? Something again, did they get
34:43
home? Like, I don't know, I don't even
34:46
know. You just sort of Blended
34:47
together. Like wait, what?
34:49
I don't know what side before he kisses her.
34:51
She gives like a full rundown explanation on all the things
34:54
she did to get in there. I'm like, doing your home.
34:57
Do I know that's sort of something to worry about later.
35:01
Oh my God. Was she saying when everyone has
35:05
a Tesla or self-driving car? They're all going to be banging
35:07
24/7. Yeah, and she was saying, this
35:09
is why we have a chauffeur. This is the only reason
35:12
officials like after he won. And there were going to this
35:15
celebratory dinner. And she was like, Like she went
35:18
and put on a dress for him that he picked and I can't think of
35:21
nothing worse and wearing a blue sun dress.
35:24
Yeah. What for, with little daisies in
35:26
my ear, are you two? Kidding?
35:28
For a dinner. How embarrassed?
35:29
Let me hold it up? At least I know tits out.
35:33
I loved having that sex scene. I think when they were banging
35:35
the car. Possibly, he was pinching and
35:38
pulling at her nipples. All right.
35:40
Slim he was giving her head in the car.
35:43
It's giving hungry toddler. Pinching and pulling.
35:47
Come on, he's like down there, right.
35:49
I'll kill him. Getting his body, but I was
35:53
imagining Callum with eight hands, like an octopus because
35:56
somehow you just like DJing every area at once.
36:04
He had an old systems gauri. It was Jak, 2, Jak, had a hand
36:08
over the backseat. All Pistons were firing.
36:12
It was like that scene in Titanic when they were all
36:15
panicking in the engine room. Turning all the engines on,
36:19
like, take Doug, was there or like, rushing around?
36:21
Yes, that's literally what he was doing it.
36:24
Did he grow tentacles, fat tent or penis?
36:29
Everything was happening. It was that crap.
36:31
And if they going to dinner or for dinner because you can't
36:35
tell me someone DJing me that hard.
36:37
I'm going to run up to a dinner looking halfway decent.
36:40
Yeah, they were going to his celebratory dinner.
36:43
And then how are they walking in the door with a straight face?
36:45
Because it's like straight after.
36:46
She was, like, he hung my head, she was like, oh, the desert.
36:50
He is really good. I loved.
36:52
You can have a gelato because he doesn't eat anything fun, and
36:57
then that's when she was, like, I'm gonna have a chocolate
36:59
mousse. You can't have any How did you
37:02
tip? I'm starting to think he's
37:06
lactose intolerant. He's just trying, not to shit,
37:10
himself to come starting to sound like a complete jealous
37:14
freak, because he thinks it's normal to check her phone in the
37:17
dead of night when she's literally sleeping.
37:20
Oh, yeah. And he wants to track her car.
37:22
Like no big deal. You cannot beat you or hurriedly
37:25
normal, not object to follow her everywhere.
37:27
Its fun. He already is, just save petrol
37:29
and put her in a put him in the passenger seat.
37:31
Calm down. Where is she going?
37:34
A dad doesn't even care. He stops getting paranoid.
37:38
Callum describes a tear as a tough.
37:40
Not. And I just don't really think
37:42
that's correct. I think he just makes things
37:43
more difficult than they need to be.
37:45
Yeah, but he just projects that on to her all the time.
37:48
Yeah. She's not exactly that difficult
37:49
to crack, bro. Yeah, she just give us some
37:52
fucking food. Just give her some food and
37:54
letter wear short shorts and of t-shirts.
37:56
A Converses alone. Know how is that tough nut to
38:00
crack? She just doesn't want to wear
38:02
fucking address but every time she wears a dress apparently,
38:05
she never wears underwear. That's a rookie error.
38:09
Hmm. What are you doing that for?
38:11
Yeah. Stop.
38:12
That's why she was so horny in the limo scene because her
38:14
thighs were apparently rubbing her coochie.
38:17
Okay, there's a point where that's just unhygienic.
38:19
Yeah, you don't know where your butt's gonna sometimes, your
38:23
dress goes off. If you've got a bit of a birdie,
38:25
which he apparently does. Yeah, your dress rides all the
38:28
way up. When you sit down on a chair.
38:29
Yeah, having my bare butt. Touching some your bag, Brett
38:35
bag coochie on the restaurant chair.
38:37
Could you imagine if you're super-sweaty, you get up in this
38:39
like sorry continuous. But I mean sometimes, hmm.
38:49
You have an idea so then she gets kidnapped Again by out baby
38:55
girl, baby girl, baby, girl, this shoe in the car park.
39:00
I was oh my God. That Is so dumb.
39:03
Yeah, he's like I'm a detective. I knew the exact answer because
39:06
she took off her left foot. Dude, honestly I'm kind of
39:16
connected with my Converse, their expenditures responsive.
39:20
I know she's having that leaving half a Connie dealer.
39:23
Look, I'm not fucking leaving shit.
39:24
I mean, yeah, I don't want someone else with Michael and
39:27
why she didn't even know. She was getting followed by
39:30
Jack, who's ever going to find her random shoe in a car park.
39:36
But she must wear the same Converses everywhere.
39:39
He could remember yeah, I'm not sacrificing it for nobody.
39:42
I'm taking my shoes with me. Sorry to the Grave.
39:44
What if that we could have saved my life?
39:46
And I was like too cheap makes sense.
39:49
It's very own brand for me now to cheap to be saved.
39:53
Let me take my Converses to the grave, fairy me with them
39:56
because see, in my mind, I feel like she was probably legit
40:00
meeting her brother and they found that stupid watch or
40:03
something similar. And here, he is thinking that
40:06
she's on a date and I do my God. Yeah, some guy.
40:09
She hired to find these watch. Yep.
40:11
That's what it ended up being. She's been sweet, girl.
40:14
He she's actually trying and then she gets kidnapped that
40:18
goes to show. You should never do anything for
40:20
people. Lesson learned.
40:24
But what went wrong here? Realistically?
40:27
Because she was going to get kidnapped by that particular
40:30
person. No matter what?
40:31
Anyway, yeah. So I didn't really bad.
40:33
Um, yeah. Because he was tracking her all
40:34
the time. Hmm.
40:36
I think it makes no sense that you'd have a full lunch for
40:39
someone who is doing a job for you.
40:41
Oh yeah. You just meet up in public and
40:43
be like cool. You got the watch?
40:44
Yeah money. Boom.
40:46
You wouldn't have a full C like license by swapping cell style.
40:49
Yeah, exactly. You don't want to spend that
40:51
much. Each time and then to make it
40:54
suspiciously looks like a date. How convenient what are you
40:56
going to talk about? At this point?
40:59
I was thinking, what the fuck even happened to saw Jake.
41:02
After that, we never got a follow-up then running away.
41:04
He was on a fucking me. Talk about to be filleted and
41:07
then you just don't. He just went along about his
41:10
day, he he cut his losses, he didn't try hunt them down, it
41:15
doesn't make any sense. I mean, maybe he was trying to
41:18
kidnap her but he was too fucking slow and all but they're
41:21
nervous. After Callum.
41:24
Yeah, because cut comes the bitch ass mouth.
41:28
Talking smack hold on. Yeah she gets kidnapped by
41:31
Oliver. Yeah, put in the car.
41:35
Mmm she just loses her life shoot because you know, we love
41:38
a good. Detective moment.
41:40
We love remembering. She's like all, you'll
41:42
definitely know this. He'll know exactly what I'm
41:45
talking about. It was me, I would have no clue.
41:49
I wouldn't put the two together. Absolutely not.
41:52
You have to write your name on the shoe.
41:53
Would, you know, the size? No, actually, I think our feet
41:57
are the same so maybe if it was me and you, ah, yeah.
42:00
But everyone's feet is relatively the same, but didn't
42:04
everyone's almost at eight. Nine or ten like what the fuck
42:07
you're just holding up this clue shoe and you're like, I don't
42:10
know if this is colors. She ain't half a night just like
42:15
you like another person's problem.
42:30
She like, I don't know. It's like a u.s. 36 is
42:33
something. I'm like, but she's an eight.
42:39
I honestly didn't expect all of it to come through with the
42:42
Baddie Kuru Oliver girls and makes all the sense for him
42:46
being everywhere. But this is a Mafia book.
42:49
I really thought saw Jack had this on lock.
42:52
Yeah, I was like, all of our. It's really giving 50 Shades
42:55
where that random guy she works for comes out of nowhere
42:59
kidnapper. Same energy, only are we ugly?
43:05
Why have we never been kidnapped?
43:07
What is going on? I'm okay with it.
43:09
It just seems like in these kind of books, you ain't nothing.
43:12
If you haven't been kidnapped, mmm-hmm, do I want to be
43:17
kidnapped in this context? So probably not too difficult to
43:21
get up. I would like to say, I would be,
43:24
but I definitely am so lazy. I'd be like you would comply.
43:30
Can I have some water? At least?
43:32
I would be so annoying because I pee like every two minutes to
43:36
the point where it's suspicious. They'll be like, what is she
43:39
actually doing? In my, she trying to escape and
43:40
you're just like, no, I just you can watch too crazy.
43:47
Like, stop turn around at least while I wipe.
43:52
Okay. Well, we need to have some
43:55
dignity. The most awkward part of the
43:57
wiping. Yeah.
43:58
Because you don't know how, Someone likes until you see it.
44:02
You can't unsee it once the same.
44:05
I'm disturbed by the fact that I had to wipe.
44:09
I just see myself wiping. Yeah, that's a Miss laughs -
44:14
that's disgusting. And are we?
44:16
So anyway, I called him only because I just bought that book
44:20
about. Yeah.
44:21
Because, you know, that's he can't handle the only olly oxen
44:24
free. Oh, no, which bad guy in your
44:27
opinion is more exciting. Czaja core Ali.
44:30
So Ack. So we'll check actually makes
44:32
sense. I mean, it makes sense.
44:34
It's a little bit rough whereas all of it just gets DV pathetic
44:40
tv5's. I mean what if thou human being
44:43
only saw Jack has a goal. His goal is at least it's fans
44:48
got goals. He's gonna take our other
44:50
mafias. Yeah not respective.
44:52
Hmm. And then all of our is just a
44:55
whiny and sell exactly until Vibes, disgusting, Surfer voice.
45:00
He was So crazy. How did God did we come to this?
45:02
You know, what's funny? He had to serve a voice for some
45:05
of it. Yeah.
45:06
And then some of it, he did not. Hmm.
45:08
There's going to be a lot of screws loose.
45:10
If you're taking her to a random beach house that your dad sold.
45:14
Why didn't he just by the beach house off his dad?
45:17
If it was, it mattered that much.
45:20
Don't know. I think all of it doesn't
45:21
actually have money, probably got a trust fund.
45:24
He's waiting to open up significant motion.
45:26
Now as a know, if my ex smashed my phone, let's just Front of
45:30
me, just smashed it. I feel like that's more
45:33
offensive than the kidnapping. Are, you know, how long it takes
45:38
to set up a phone? That's what I mean.
45:40
It's disgusting. I can set up my whole life after
45:43
being cannot if I didn't transfer the photos yet.
45:45
That's what I mean. I mean, how am I going to pick
45:48
from the one of five thousand selfies?
45:50
I see exactly how were those unpublished selfies have been
45:55
exact same thing. Going to ever see the light of
45:58
day. Now what about that?
46:00
Cool, laughs muffin. I ate earlier and like bro, I
46:04
haven't been returning your calls.
46:06
How am I going to text you? Number ain't idiot.
46:09
I don't remember my password for anything.
46:11
Either wipe your, it's all saved in there.
46:13
That's awesome. If someone had my phone, they
46:15
just have access to my life. I'm gonna have to start again.
46:19
If I didn't have a phone, I wouldn't know what to do with my
46:21
psychology, bought a new one. I could never get home.
46:26
Exactly. If you show up.
46:28
What do you do? What do I do?
46:30
You that Google Maps if I literally was kidnapped and
46:33
taken any bloody where, how do I actually navigate the world to
46:38
get home? This is a really good point.
46:40
I wouldn't know how we have served.
46:42
This is a turtle Sidelines and we should open up another one of
46:45
our podcasts about. So we've really got a podcast
46:49
about the American school system, our alpha male podcast
46:52
and then our dependence on technology podcast and America,
46:56
in general being not real. Yeah, conspiracy laughs.
47:00
Yes, I don't know. Looks like I just go drown in
47:03
the ocean. I would make a walk along the
47:05
beach. You gotta get somewhere.
47:07
That's true. I wouldn't go something with
47:09
him. I'd be like, hey if I post it
47:11
we're in a relationship on Facebook.
47:14
Will you not smash my phone? Hmm.
47:17
Like yeah, the crazy ex would like that if I let you watch me
47:21
pee for a second one. It was.
47:25
And what he was really into that her King because remember she
47:29
had like a room Lot of p and she was just in pain because she had
47:32
to pee that much to me and he was just smiling at us.
47:36
He loves a thick stream. Oh my God.
47:38
Yeah, healthy stream. He's like I've got to make sure
47:41
my girls got everything. Don't eat hydrated.
47:45
It's clear. She's got that horse piss.
47:48
Hello, just shooting out of it. Strong bladder yes oh my God you
48:00
know how Callum was kind of getting onto?
48:01
It was kind of like she hasn't texted me back within 5 seconds
48:05
and he started brainstorming where she could be or what she'd
48:07
be doing. Yeah imagine if Callum which
48:10
actually tracked her down with the tracking that he had.
48:13
Yeah. And then she was having an
48:15
affair with all this. She's just having a romantic
48:19
dinner. She was just reading in though,
48:20
like yeah engine. Yeah.
48:22
Because he's like awesome day. Danger.
48:24
I mean, yeah, that pissing got him so far e in danger of
48:28
getting pounded. And that mattress on the floor
48:34
with. No she, oh, no, what was he
48:37
expecting? Why would you have a mattress?
48:39
Why wouldn't you go get camping chairs or something?
48:41
He just thought they were going to live forever there in that
48:44
beach house that was sold. I don't know how he switched so
48:47
quickly to like, living there forever and to dying.
48:50
There are they squatting there? Is that the plan?
48:52
Why couldn't he by? She needs, was he bought a whole
48:55
mattress? Was he going to murder suicide?
48:58
It was that one? I think so.
49:00
Yeah. Because He knocked her out and
49:03
tied her up and then let the house on fire.
49:05
I could never I could never like myself on fire.
49:10
That's too. That's too aggressive.
49:12
It's too aggressive that would hurt and I've stood in the fire
49:15
before and it hurt a lot. Yeah.
49:19
I stood in a drown yourself. You were at the beach.
49:23
You sold her out of yourself. Drown yourself, bro.
49:26
Just trying to cut up? Yeah, no, big deal, dude?
49:29
Just drown yourself, man. Turtle from me.
49:37
Okay? So Calvin Brooks up on the
49:39
scene. Honestly, this fight scene
49:44
somehow lost to do Alice, just kept giving and getting nowhere.
49:51
How can this be so evenly matched, do?
49:54
So even remember she doing your? He knows how to fight dirty but
49:57
he couldn't, he couldn't shoot him where she still pissing,
50:00
like, why couldn't And she then tied up in his bedroom, right?
50:04
Right. She was dying.
50:05
Okay. Sorry, she was almost dead but
50:10
that's after he was knocked out kind of thing.
50:12
Yeah. Yeah.
50:13
I honestly was kind of tuning out because of how weird this
50:16
fight. Was it just kept going and going
50:18
and going but they were doing nothing.
50:20
Yeah, that's true. Like where did all of our
50:22
disappear for for him to go look for her?
50:26
Like what happened? And then she had enough strength
50:31
To save him after he nearly died.
50:33
I don't even know the Titanic moment that actually came
50:36
through. I still don't even know why I
50:39
was the bad guy at this point like reaches psycho.
50:43
He's just obsessed with her and is entitled to her, so, a
50:47
tourism a. So that sort of talking about, I
50:49
think they would talk about like, the shoe and she was
50:53
amazed that her husband remembered a previous
50:55
conversation, as in he listens to her.
50:58
I wouldn't be surprised to that, man.
51:00
Doesn't listen. To anything other than his dad,
51:02
she was like, I'm surprised that he remembered that I mentioned
51:05
something about my left. Maybe he's dad, heard it, but I
51:11
just don't understand why that her brothers were like.
51:13
Yeah, it must be zodiac. Well, that made more sense.
51:16
I'm on board with the brothers truth lot.
51:19
It makes more so true because, why wouldn't?
51:21
And then, and then we miss that and zodak was dead.
51:25
Don't get me! Started on how we miss the
51:26
entire real plot of the book. Why do we miss everything?
51:31
Why do we miss? Why was it so Fade to Black?
51:34
It's all checked casually just dies in the background when he
51:38
was the main body. I was so mad because I was just
51:40
like, wait, so that is resolved itself for no reason.
51:44
So we don't even get Callum getting revenge on.
51:46
You know what, how we were joking about Game of Thrones.
51:48
It's giving like, you know, how Circe was the, what are you
51:51
didn't even watch the and I probably didn't watch the end.
51:53
I'll Circe was the worst bad guy over the white walkers.
51:57
Mmm, it's a bait-and-switch. Yeah.
51:59
But then we don't even get to hear about Zoe.
52:01
Ajax satisfyingly dying after the torture since week.
52:05
Alum way to get revenge on him for filleting him.
52:08
Yeah I don't know. Yeah.
52:10
That would have been such a like them on their little Revenge.
52:12
Mission would be in so cute that's what I mean.
52:14
Yeah. Why are we missing action in a
52:16
Mafia book? We did a lot of mediocre sex
52:23
we're not getting along working actual mom.
52:25
Yeah. Actually a lot of mad white
52:26
boys. Peace is restored, right?
52:30
And he was carrying her over the threshold while he was dying.
52:34
And then he literally said, I'm gonna carry her everywhere like
52:39
this, bro, then big juicy arms. But is he looking really sorry?
52:51
Okay, so, you're you're skinny. Have you even ever had your
52:55
boyfriend carry? You sidesaddle like that?
52:57
No, it's It's so awkward. So good.
53:01
How are you going to say, you're gonna do that for the rest of
53:03
your life if I was asleep? That's the only time, like, say,
53:06
I fell asleep on the couch. I figured she would be in the
53:09
hospital a lot longer for her smoke inhalation.
53:12
Hmm. How long was she in there?
53:14
Fucking five minutes till I think?
53:17
I need to be fine. I don't even remember that bit.
53:21
To be honest. And yeah, but that's so that
53:23
they release so they can immediately have sex?
53:26
Yeah. Duh immediately have sex.
53:28
After she wanted to sleep on the floor because she didn't want to
53:31
shower. Yeah, they were all exhausted.
53:33
And then suddenly she had all this energy because she realized
53:36
that Yang exists, ah, she realized her intense love for
53:40
his penis in her mouth. Okay, the best part was when she
53:44
was thinking about herself being a sword swallower, more blowing.
53:48
Oh my God. I know, right?
53:49
She was like, I would have to be a sword swallower to take this
53:53
much bigger and she's like, I have a new respect for porn
53:57
stars or design. Gagging on this.
53:59
Okay, that's Gloria Jack for dick being impaled, a lot of
54:08
drunk. These people should be in
54:11
fucking hospital care. They're running around.
54:15
I mean, you think it would slip slop slap blood Awesome with her
54:21
saying, he's Thomas thick and slippery and warm so thick so
54:33
flops lat. Okay, so she even says that she
54:37
would like to do this. All night long goyal.
54:41
My job doesn't have the strength.
54:43
It's all that Cubs. She's been munching on.
54:48
I'm practicing for this all that spaghetti.
54:50
She's been slipping down. Do you know how much energy that
54:54
would take to give head all night?
54:56
Shut? That fuckin barely do it for a
54:58
second like a, you kidding. That's a lot of work, one second
55:01
down and he's lucky I just stopped.
55:05
She's so dramatic. She is the way they describe
55:09
them sixty-nining on the side was weird.
55:12
They like it was so awkward. Why did they lay on the side and
55:15
do it? I will she not.
55:17
Well, how does that even In work on the side, I can't.
55:20
She was like I imagine she they said something like we were head
55:23
to toe, what does that mean? And then it was him eating her
55:26
out and then I was like oh so they sixty-nining.
55:29
Yeah, but the way it was said it was like head to toe, like
55:31
they're in a little kids best. No, her having a little sleep.
55:38
I've always liked ice is about 40 style anymore.
55:41
Mmm, changed it up with change. His always Soldier style and
55:45
stiff in the bed. It's leaving the smile.
55:50
I guess that's like, saying she seemed to be having fun.
55:52
Yeah, no, she was throwing her head back in ecstasy.
55:55
It was all great. Hopefully, I'm zooming into the
55:57
stratosphere, no mention of mother-in-law this time.
55:59
So that's something he finally hit the spot.
56:01
No, mention of, brother. So, that's different.
56:03
That's a first. Progress.
56:07
That's, I'm not, she must be also going to therapy on the
56:09
side. Let's hope because stop it.
56:13
Stop it. So conveniently, everything's
56:15
just wrapped in a nice little boat.
56:17
So we knew that they were going to end up together.
56:19
The very end of the book essentially, is them just
56:22
casually. Being able to pick out whatever
56:23
house and wedding ring they want, because must be money.
56:26
Is not a problem, it's not an issue, it's not a real world.
56:30
The actual issues of fact that they're together in the first
56:32
place mean, that issue is the lack of security.
56:35
They seem to have, but all the enemies, they also have mmm
56:39
Loki, they did. They're also spending also, and
56:43
they're like, oh, we don't have a lot of cousins book over.
56:47
We'll go over, go back to drowning or in the pool.
56:51
We. But that's, that's how she
56:53
survived the smoke. Inhalation.
56:54
She's got them. Long's, this is the energy we
56:57
want. We just want the enemies to
56:59
continue, and the things that went wrong ended up, being not
57:03
that bad anyway. And the fact that they thought
57:06
each other was hot, I want to see someone think that they're
57:09
disgusting. And then another, they're like,
57:12
oh actually they like, oh, you have a great personality, I
57:15
think we could wear. And then, of course, the final
57:21
wrap-up was her returning, the watch, just as cheesy, as I
57:25
think to she just, yeah. So that's pretty much everything
57:28
that happened here. Mmm, but it just had too many
57:31
gaps and too many opportunities missed.
57:35
That could have really launched into a better plot to me.
57:39
The whole Oliver thing. Didn't make sense.
57:42
No it was. Just yeah.
57:43
But anyway, whatever. I thought we should write this
57:48
how many Percy's out of 5 plus pussy's so many.
57:56
Yeah, I thought it's only fitting like, what do you reckon
58:01
two and a half plus size? Whoo, I was going to say to you.
58:05
He's out of 5 because Le Monde there's so much there's so much
58:10
more that we miss a. Yeah we skipped over all the
58:13
action and then all the main plot points happened in the
58:16
background all the time. Yeah.
58:18
Come on. It could have been more.
58:20
Yeah, it could have been and there's nothing to do with him.
58:23
Being a prince of me like an actual Prince.
58:27
But they could have at least said calum's, you know.
58:30
He's known to be the prince of this Mafia or something like
58:34
like after this. It together pop it in there pull
58:36
Penelope. Douglas or is it Penelope
58:38
Douglas or Colleen Hoover? Someone always pops it in there.
58:42
This is not be a way to put violent brutal politician.
58:48
They knew that they wouldn't sell any book.
58:50
Brutal, Doritos, brutal politician.
58:55
That's just don't Trump. Donald Trump fanfic.
59:10
He said he was bald and I'm like, where did you get that
59:13
from the cover of the book? I need a thinking me, it doesn't
59:19
have a shape hard. I need a full head of hair.
59:23
Oh yeah. Is the shape size and weight?
59:27
It doesn't show. Oh, it wasn't.
59:29
It was like, where did you get all the time?
59:32
Lost my shit. Last on, when you said
59:34
Thanksgiving bald, The same. The energy is the same.
59:42
Are you kidding? All of the kids Bulbul over
59:45
gives receding. He doesn't give gra8ful old, he
59:48
gives local pool hairline. I've never really thought about
59:51
it, like a poles hairline. Mmm, you should look into it.
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