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JCS: Looks Like She Arrived In A Space Egg 5/14/2026 · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 2: What does he say coin? W what's hexamin?
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  Speaker 5: I word is coin?
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  Speaker 2: Yea, yeah. So do you guys do any around the
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  Speaker 2: house stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Josh?
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  Speaker 2: Are you an around the house kind of guy? Are
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  Speaker 2: you a fix it kind of guy? I don't really
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  Speaker 2: know that about you.
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  Speaker 5: Uh yeah. If I can fix it, I will fix right.
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  Speaker 2: And Ross you've kind of get into that a little bit, right.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm gonna I'm around the house guy, but
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  Speaker 6: I'm not a fix it guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. And then Deb, you're a little bit of that
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I've had the same toolbox for twenty five years.
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  Speaker 2: Have you guys ever used this stuff? Have you guys
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  Speaker 2: ever used this expanding stuff called like that great stuff
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  Speaker 2: foam or you spray it or you get expands and
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  Speaker 2: it can plug up holes and all that. So you
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  Speaker 2: let it drive and you just kind of carve it
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  Speaker 2: how you want it, right Yep?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't done that, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. That's a Deb said the same things. Clogging
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  Speaker 2: up holes in it? Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 7: When I lived into Landey Park there were so many
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  Speaker 7: holes in the floor.
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  Speaker 2: It was the only.
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  Speaker 7: Way to cut the drafts. I went through so many
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  Speaker 7: cans of that foam.
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  Speaker 2: It was the best. That stuff is magic. It really is.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's like the best seven bucks you can
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  Speaker 2: spend at the hardware store sometimes because it is. It
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  Speaker 2: really can solve so many issues. Right. So this morning,
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  Speaker 2: doing a little project of the house, I was using
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  Speaker 2: this to plug up an area that I had to
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  Speaker 2: kind of demo a little bit. But I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to use like mortar or anything like that. I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just I'll just hold this up with this great stuff.
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  Speaker 2: It'll dry up, I'll carve it out and then i'll
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  Speaker 2: kind of do my patch and everything will be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: I just needed something to be in there, you know,
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  Speaker 2: so it could it could stay solid. I'd have something
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  Speaker 2: to push from when I drywall against. And I did that,
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  Speaker 2: and the side it was probably about eight by eight square,
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  Speaker 2: it probably about three inches deep. So I spreitchh right,
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  Speaker 2: and then I went and did something else, And when
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  Speaker 2: I came back, it had all fallen out onto my floor.
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  Speaker 7: No, not just your floor, Jimmy, Come now, give your
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  Speaker 7: floors a little bit more credit than that.
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  Speaker 2: A brand new floor. You'd got out on a brand
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  Speaker 2: new floor, right man. So I scoop it up because
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  Speaker 2: I freak out. I was like, man, I do not
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  Speaker 2: want to take this floor, blah blah blah. I goop
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  Speaker 2: it up with my hands and I throw it in
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  Speaker 2: the trash. And if anybody knows this stuff, when you
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  Speaker 2: get it on your hands, it is a nightmare. Dude,
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  Speaker 2: that stuff is all It looks like I am melting.
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  Speaker 2: How do you get that stuff off?
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  Speaker 5: You don't?
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  Speaker 2: I used alcohol?
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  Speaker 5: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: It's funny you say that. You say that I looked
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  Speaker 2: it up. If it said, once it drives on your hand,
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  Speaker 2: just get a pumice stone and sand it off, because
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  Speaker 2: nothing's gonna take it off like no chemical once it sits,
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  Speaker 2: no chemical will take it off. So I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 2: gotta go home and sand my hands clean tonight.
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  Speaker 5: I've always thought you kind of looked like clayface.
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  Speaker 2: Do you even know?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I haven't seen a pumice stone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, and years well they used to have.
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  Speaker 2: They used to have soap that had it. The remember
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  Speaker 2: it was what was that soap called? Was it called lava?
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  Speaker 7: I was thinking grit be gone.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's the orange one like mechanics used the.
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  Speaker 2: That's go Joe and goop. That doesn't work. What you
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  Speaker 2: need is this is a bar of soap that has
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  Speaker 2: like a grit built into it, so when you hold it,
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  Speaker 2: it feels like sandpaper with soap in it, and you
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  Speaker 2: use it to scrub your hands. I'm like, that's the
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  Speaker 2: only thing I can think.
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  Speaker 7: It was like, well, somebody, a couple of people are
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  Speaker 7: saying gasoline WD forty.
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  Speaker 2: I did try gasoline, but the problem is is there
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  Speaker 2: you tie. You tried gasoline? Yeah, yeah, put gasoline on
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  Speaker 2: my hands, Deborah, You have no idea. My hands were
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  Speaker 2: solid caked in this glue.
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  Speaker 6: It's glue went to seven eleven and he had to
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  Speaker 6: drop twelve dollars for that spot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you want to you want to hear you want
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  Speaker 2: to hear a cursing clinic. Imagine me, oh Man, freaking
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  Speaker 2: out that I have this stuff on my hands, freaking
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  Speaker 2: I mean level five gym freak out. And then I
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  Speaker 2: grab I grab paper towels and try to wipe it off.
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  Speaker 2: And don't realize as I'm as I'm running back to
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  Speaker 2: the house that my pinky glue is still attached to
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  Speaker 2: a paper towel and I'm spooling the entire paper towel
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  Speaker 2: out across my kitchen as I'm running shirtless. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: boobs just jiggling everywhere. One morning, you look like the
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  Speaker 2: third wet Bandit the glue band in my hands are
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  Speaker 2: all caked in glue. I can't touch anything. Oh God,
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  Speaker 2: you had a real marve home alone moment. Due I
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  Speaker 2: was literally after it was all said, none, I go,
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  Speaker 2: I'll clean up. Thank Gosh that I had some ice
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  Speaker 2: aprople alcohol, which is one of the only things that
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  Speaker 2: will cut it if it's still wet, and I was
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  Speaker 2: able to get it up.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: For the remainder of the morning, I'm just walking around
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  Speaker 2: like I'm about to do surgery. I'm scrubbed in, like
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  Speaker 2: holding my fingers apart so they don't glue together. It
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  Speaker 2: was awful.
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  Speaker 5: That is awesome.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes me happy that you had this weird
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  Speaker 2: mister Bean moment. I wish if I had cameras inside
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  Speaker 2: my house, I would what you're you're American, miss Bean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not American, mister Bean, But if I had cameras
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  Speaker 2: inside my house, I would gladly have shown this footage.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been as viral as you can imagine
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  Speaker 2: old dude just boob flopping around his house dragging paper
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  Speaker 2: towels everywhere. It's mister Pinto bean. Oh man, all right,
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  Speaker 2: as we were talking about her movies last week, you know,
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  Speaker 2: And just like, no problem whatsoever. And I said, also,
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, one hundred. Yeah, that's very funny. And
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  Speaker 2: so I checked out last night. Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 6: I have tons of interesting He's one of the best,
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  Speaker 5: like that, and it's not.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I think he's kind of grown to be
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  Speaker 6: very infamous on the amount of tragedies he's had to
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  Speaker 6: go through in his life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they go through that. I mean, it really
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  Speaker 2: is pretty darn good. I have to tell you something
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  Speaker 2: else too, And a world where television and news is
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  Speaker 2: just so oppressive, you know, it's just so overwhelmingly oppressive.
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  Speaker 2: I even said that to myself this morning when I
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  Speaker 2: got done with my news cycle reading, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I will be so glad when I don't have to
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  Speaker 2: do go through this news every day of my life
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  Speaker 2: and read all these global tragedies. You know, it's it's
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  Speaker 2: not a good way to start your morning. But after
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  Speaker 2: watching that movie last night, it hit a little less
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  Speaker 2: hard because it is a really feel good scenario.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Deb.
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  Speaker 6: But when I first met Deb, ever since I've met Deb,
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  Speaker 6: she's kind of up of like I've been doing the
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  Speaker 6: news for so long. That's the way. That's the reason
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  Speaker 6: why I'm like this. And I never I was like, well,
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  Speaker 6: I mean I don't understand that at all. But now
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  Speaker 6: then i'm a little bit older, I'm like, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 6: we're creatures of our surroundings. Yeah, if all you're reading
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  Speaker 6: is like what is usually in the news, and that's
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  Speaker 6: gonna make an impact on you.
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  Speaker 7: And a lot of times I don't share the news
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  Speaker 7: of everything that I've read that day. Right, there's some
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  Speaker 7: stories I read on the wire that I'm like, nope, no,
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  Speaker 7: it's bad enough. I now have those images in my
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  Speaker 7: own head. I have that story in my own head.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to make your day be the same.
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  Speaker 7: So a lot of it, Yeah, exactly. And it's been
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  Speaker 7: thirty five years of reading stories like that. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 7: makes you, you know, never leave your house.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my wife tells me too. She goes like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes she'll be like, you've been reading a lot of
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  Speaker 2: while it's up right, because you just it'll just get
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  Speaker 2: you bummed out. It's just yeah. And then you know,
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  Speaker 2: today I log onto the the regular news, our news
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  Speaker 2: here locally, and what do I see across Blake Some
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  Speaker 2: guy just gets out of his car after a traffic
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  Speaker 2: stop and starts stabbing a cop, Like just right off, rip,
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  Speaker 2: just start stabbing him in the chest. Yeah, it's seven
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  Speaker 2: morning morning. That's what I've been consuming. Yeah, yeah, after
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  Speaker 2: a great dream last night.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe news should happen like, uh, you know, it drops
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  Speaker 6: in the morning and it's kind of like positive and
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  Speaker 6: then by brunch then you start finding out like all
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  Speaker 6: right now, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 2: For the bad stuff, right right right. That would be
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  Speaker 2: in an ideal world, you would wake up to good
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  Speaker 2: news every day you can get to the bad.
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  Speaker 5: But that's not how it works.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, it's not.
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  Speaker 7: And you know, people don't slow down because traffic is
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  Speaker 7: going good, right, people slow down to see the accident?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure. I mean we had two of them
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  Speaker 2: ounta door today. Wanted two cars in a ditch this
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  Speaker 2: morning coming in.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, I was just concerned about the construction truck that
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  Speaker 7: tipped over on its side trying to get over to
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  Speaker 7: seventeen ninety two, spelling his.
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  Speaker 2: Load of wood all over the road. I did say,
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  Speaker 2: would yeah, yeah, I'm looking to spill. I'm looking to
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  Speaker 2: spill some wood tonight, right, easy, come on, easy talking,
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  Speaker 2: Maybe four one. We do have a great show today,
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  Speaker 2: the debut of Chloe Greenberg. She comes to us via
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  Speaker 2: What's Happening in Central Flida segment, taking over where Danny
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  Speaker 2: left off. I'm really excited about that. She's awesome. Heck yeah,
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  Speaker 2: coming in to talk about his fringe show coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Don't worry, that's not me just finding out really what
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  Speaker 2: rossats as well, and tomorrow Joel's coming in that idea,
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  Speaker 2: which is awesome to hold me Dad bod dance Off. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: fringe show which actually we may wind up doing tomorrow night,
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  Speaker 2: not doing watching. Yeah, yeah, I mean I know that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, if the name of the thing that you're talking
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  Speaker 6: about is Dad Bob dance Off, I.
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  Speaker 2: See what you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: I understand what we want.
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  Speaker 6: I guess what. I'm a dad too. And these flaps
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  Speaker 6: keep flapping. Man, had a kid, next thing, I know,
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  Speaker 6: I'm jiggling. Yeah, yeah, that's what happens, buddy. Yeah, Man,
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  Speaker 6: gotta hit the stairs, kid. These cheat your owns are barking,
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Welcome back to the Jim Colberg Show. Roll Radio
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  Speaker 2: I'm Jim, Josh and Ross are right over there, and
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  Speaker 2: Deb has your news.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, this guy gotta put his name on everything.
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  Speaker 2: F Yeah, I'm down. I mean this is somewhat good news, right, yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 2: absolutely saying it's just it's it's a shame that have
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  Speaker 2: enough to get deals done between themselves. It shouldn't have
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  Speaker 2: and about not be little babies and argue about everything.
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  Speaker 2: You just get things done because we're the taxpayers. We'd
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: like that to happen.
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: It's just like the unemployment system back in covid. You know,
• 15:12
  Speaker 7: you had so many Floridians saying they couldn't get their
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: unemployment checks. But it took a lawmaker's mother not getting
• 15:18
  Speaker 7: her unemployment for Tallahassee to just erupt.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: And you know, you know, I guess the only reason
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: why I even pause or say anything is because I
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: just know all the times that the government has shut
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: down and when parks would go out and people would
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: be like, well, why don't we take their jobs?
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: Why are they still getting paid? Wait, good news right now,
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: they're not.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: They're not. Yeah hell yeah.
• 15:40
  Speaker 7: Meanwhile, a class action lawsuit filed in New York bankruptcy
• 15:43
  Speaker 7: court accuses Dania Beach based Spirit Airlines a violating federal law.
• 15:48
  Speaker 7: The suit represents seventeen thousand employees suddenly laid off when
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: operations ceased on May. Second Attorney Eric Letson says.
• 15:56
  Speaker 10: In addition to the sixty days of pay, we're also
• 16:00
  Speaker 10: seeking sixty days of employee benefits, so that would be
• 16:04
  Speaker 10: continuation of medical coverage, retirement contributions, that type of thing.
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: And finally, we're trying to get recovery of unused vacation
• 16:15
  Speaker 10: in sick time.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: So workers claim Spirit failed to give the required sixty
• 16:19
  Speaker 7: days notice and then withheld final paychecks. And to add
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: salt to those wounds, executives are seeking over ten million
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: dollars in retention bonuses.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Well, are they bankrupt? I mean, who are they suing?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Are they suing somebody's going bankrupt? Does that work? I
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: don't know. But they don't have money to pay their leases,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: but they're gon be able to pay all these people
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: in these executives.
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: Keep an eye on if these executives get those ten
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: million dollar retention bonuses.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: The old parachute.
• 16:45
  Speaker 7: The federal trial date is being pushed back for a
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: Florida teen accused of killing his stepsister, during a cruise
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: court record show. The Miami trial is now scheduled to
• 16:53
  Speaker 7: begin September eighth instead of June first. The sixteen year old,
• 16:58
  Speaker 7: who is charged as an adult, has pleaded not guilty
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: to federal charges of murder and aggravated sex abuse in
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: the death of Titusville teene Anna Kepner. The cases being
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: handled in federal court because the crime is alleged to
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: have happened in international waters. All right, to a story
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: that you had alluded to at the beginning of the show, Jimmy,
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: if you haven't seen this video or this guy's mugshot,
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: Oh oh he got crazy eyes.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Oh dude's got med face.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: So a Marion County deputy is expected to be okay, thankfully,
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: after he was repeatedly stabbed in an ambush attack. It
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: happened on Wednesday and Danellen authority say Harberto Medina Marquez
• 17:34
  Speaker 7: stabbed the deputy in his chest several times. They say
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: the deputy thankfully only suffered minor injuries thanks to his
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: bulletproof vest, which took the majority of the hits. He
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: had just parked his patrol cruiser had stepped out. This
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: guy comes around the hood of the of the suv
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: with the knife, Rays knocks the deputy down on his back.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Marquez was arrested and charged with attempted murder of a
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: law enforcement officer. And it probably didn't help that in
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: the back of the troll car he said, I should
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: have just killed you.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, yeah, yeah, they had that. Okay. And
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: by the way, it's wild though, but bulls tear bulletproof
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: vest as I remember it now. I don't know if
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: they've redesigned it, but bulletproof vest for the longest times
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: really didn't protect you against stabbing. It would stop a bullet,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: but it wouldn't stop a knife very effectively. I think
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: they've made some changes, but I remember that being a
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: really odd thing, like this thing will stop a slug,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: but if you come at it with a knife, it'll
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: go through there.
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: I would imagine maybe it's because in between the panels
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: of the kevlar, if like you were able to get
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: in between a seam.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: We're getting into catfish territory, right, don't you think so?
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you don't know about that. I don't
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: know what sorcery or physics that may be.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it could be because just the way
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: the kevlar is in the vest that if you were
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: able to get a knife in between one of those
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: seam areas, you could actually step through the vest. While
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: Jimmy's looking that up, Governor Ron DeSantis is addressing reports
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: that Alligator Alcatraz maybe closing soon, saying, hey, you know,
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: the immigrant detention facility that opened just last summer in
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: the Everglades was always meant to be temporary.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Least joke gover heard this year. It was always intended
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: to be temporary because we were only doing it because
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: the federal government didn't have the resources to hold these
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: people themselves. Now that's troubling.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: The federal government didn't have the resources well. Speaking at
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: a news conference in Titusville yesterday, DeSantis defended the facility,
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: contending that it kept violent, criminal illegal aliens off the
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: streets and it saved lives. Miami News Outlet is reporting
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: that the Florida Department of Emergency Management, which operated the facility,
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: has notified vendors that it was shutting it down and
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: that roughly fourteen hundred detainees would be removed in the
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: coming weeks.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Standard ballistic vests typically do not stop stabbing attacks. Sick.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: I feel like that's info that should not be shared.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Usually usually made a kevlar. They're designed for bullets, not knives.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: So good point, Joshuva, by.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: The way, dump that, Yeah, I would think also, because
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: you know, you get a little thicker when you wear
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: one of those vests as well, so maybe the blade
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: also doesn't go.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I just think it's the way it's designed, dude.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: It's wild, all right.
• 20:12
  Speaker 7: If you have an athlete, a child athlete, good news.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: Free sports physicals are offered to students in Central Florida.
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: The physicals and EKG heart screenings are in response to
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: a new state law requiring those screenings for certain athletes.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: So advent Health is hosting the free event at Edgewater
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: High School on June twenty seventh. It's open to student
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: athletes from Orange County public schools.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, that's one thing that girls
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: never got to experience that we get to experience. It
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: was traumatic as a young man when you go through
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: your first physical to play, you know, play sports high
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: school or are organized sports, it is horrifying because you're
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: just not ready for it. You're not ready for an
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: old man to juggle you.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: All right, So next time getting some story, open up,
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Why let me see everything.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You have to play like water polo? Is that part
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: of that?
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: No?
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: But I mean you have to do that is like
• 21:06
  Speaker 7: as soon as you start menstruating. Yeah, there's nothing you're
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: gonna be able to say that's gonna make me go.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, juggle this guy didn't like the bad guy
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: from both their guys too. It's pretty narly. I'm only
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: going to call it getting juggled all right.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: After one year as the Florida Education Commissioner, This is
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: something Scott Maxwell talked about yesterday. Anastasio's Kamutsas is confirming
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: that he is set to become the next president of
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Polk State College.
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: I'm honored to be blessed with this opportunity to continue
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: to serve Florida's students, something I'm.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Very passionate about, and.
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: I look forward to building on that commitment at Polk
• 21:43
  Speaker 11: State College.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: Get this, the Schools Search Committee changed a hiring rule
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: requiring candidates hold a doctorate before recommending Kamutsas as the
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: college's sixth president.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: We'll just yeah, just take We'll just budge that a
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: little bit. Let's just change the rules for everybody that's
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: not DEI at all? Is it? No?
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: No?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Is that DEI? Guys? That what that is when you
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: change the rules so that somebody that's not qualified for
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: the job gets the job? Is that what the EI is?
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: I can't remember? Go ahead, so.
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: An official confirmation vote is set for June third. He
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: was also chosen to speak at the Polk State College commencement.
• 22:17
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: In the meantime, the Education Commissioner also delivered parting remarks
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: that the Florida Education Association as at his final board
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: meeting no after again announcing he's departing to run Polk
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: State College. Kamut Sis called the FAA lawsuit against the
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: state voucher program a clown show.
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: It has been said that if you give a clown
• 22:38
  Speaker 11: a stage, they will perform, And last week's press conference
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: put on by the Florida Education Association was nothing short
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: of a circus act that we have all grown tired of.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Is that the guy they changed the rules when you
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: can get the job, that's the guy talking about clown shows?
• 22:52
  Speaker 13: Yeh.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: I just want to make sure.
• 22:53
  Speaker 7: He says, the FAA continues to waste members, dues and
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: taxpayers dollars on litigation that does nothing to it advanced
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: student achievement or strengthen our schools. The FAA lawsuit claims
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: the state's school voucher program violates the Florida Constitution by
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: taking billions of dollars away from public school.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: By the way, you have a text that came in
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: that's highly praising Lady James, and a textan just had
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: preached deb for comment yet party. Thank you, Thank you,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Lady James, Love you all right.
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: Florida residents are suing to stop the Trump Presidential Library
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: from being built on prime waterfront property in Miami. A
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: lawsuit filed Wednesday by a group of Miami residents claims
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: state officials violated the constitution when they transferred the property
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: to Trump's library foundation because it's essentially a gift to Trump.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: The emolument's clause of the constitution states that sitting presidents
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: are not allowed to accept gifts they benefit from financially.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, there are no rules for this one though,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Defendants in the suit include President Trump, his library fund,
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: and Governor Ron DeSantis.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: That doesn't none of that matters. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: because he just do it whatever he wants. It doesn't matter.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Nobody's holding him to the fire. Nobody in Congress has
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: got balls to stand up to him, is anything.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: One of my favorite Instagram comments ever, is that I'm
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: so happy Congress isn't alive to see this exactly.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Those Republican government they just laid down. They they just
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: stuck it out there to get juggled.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: All right, Florida gas prices are moving higher again. Anyone
• 24:27
  Speaker 7: need to fill up today? Les, Yeah, because yesterday Jimmy
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: paid four to oh nine, Yeah.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Four nine a gallon. You're bad, not quite at all?
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: Get this because Triple A says the statewide average is
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: now four thirty nine a gallon. That's eight cents higher
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: than yesterday, but thirteen cents lower than a week ago.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: Diesel prices also easing down fourteen cents over the past
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: week to a mere five to twenty four a gallon. Yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a matter of time before we start hearing
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: about gas staffs. Right. Oh, I'm sure, I mean it's
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: just a matter of time. I mean, I'm sure they're happening,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: but that scourge is going to happen. A gas it's
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: four and a half dollars a gallon and people had
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: you know, I heard somebody said yesterday they started burning
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: sick days because they couldn't afford to pay for the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: gas to go to work, so they started burning sick days.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: And they're not figuring out how they can burn their
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: sick days so that they can get to work at
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: least for most of the week, you know, every week.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: And listen, someone did text that's this at seven seven
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: zero three one. And I keep this in mind every
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: time I use it. If you're able to use door
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Dash or Uber eats, yeah, it's expensive and it's stupid
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: with the fees, but please don't forget that your drivers
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: are also paying those those prices for gas.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: And that's they say.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Their people are just tipping less and less and less
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: and so much of a door Dash driver. Yeah, I
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: mean that's how they sixty five to seventy percent. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: believe the text said that's what their salary comes from,
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: are the tips, So keep that in mind.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: But also I like doing this every now and then
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: I hit them with the plot twist. If I have cash,
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: I'll go lowest percentage tip and then I'll meet them
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: at the door flip them a five y God love
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: that I've done that before, and that's you know, it's
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: kind of a it feels cool.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like shack when I do it. Now, when
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you give them a five, do you do it with
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: that fake han jake with a five in your palm
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: and then just kind of wink at them when they
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: feel it in there? Or do you just got to
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: hand it to them? No, I hand it to them.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: I give them eye contact.
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: I don't want to.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: No one wants the creepy thing. I like to palm
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: it in there and then look at him and say,
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: this is for you, dog right, I said, But you know,
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: just wait, do you get to your car and then
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: it's a one.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's one way.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: It's a joke.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: I never do that, he gives them.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: Listen, if you live in east central Florida, you may
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: want to put those spring planting plans on hold. Oh no,
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: because the Saint John's Water Management District has issued Phase
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: three water restrictions as exceptional drought conditions continue across.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Parts of Florida.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: So the declaration affects all are a part of eighteen
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: counties in northeast and east central Florida, including Brevard, Clay,
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: Duval Flagler, Indian River, Marion, Nasau, Saint John's and Volusha County.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: So District officials say groundwater levels are dropping, river flows
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: are lower, and rainfall remain scarce across the region. So
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: folks are being told you can only water your lawns
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: once a week, and they're asking you to avoid planting
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: new vegetation because that takes so much water after you plant.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: That's wild. You said that we were literally going this
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: weekend and start looking at stuff that we lost in
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: the freeze.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Literally what I've been doing the last time.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Whatever, That's what. Yeah, that's what everybody's been doing.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: But the district is also urging customers to eliminate unnecessary
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: water use. It's so bad that cities with fountains have
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: been told, Okay, you've got four hours a day you
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: can run that fountain, and then you've got to shut
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: it off.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Want to see some scary stuff,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Why don't you google the Swanee River up in North
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Forward that goes up into Georgia and look do the
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: before and afters of that. That is that's the most
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: horrifying photograph I've ever seen. That that really defines what
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: we're in right now.
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: And that's the problem. Right We're in the worst route
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: we've been in twenty five years. We've got what could
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: be a super El Nino, which means we could be
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: looking at even drier conditions this summer, all right. Personal
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: injury attorney John Morgan says the Tampa Bay Rays would
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: move to Orlando if a new studium a stadium deal
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: falls apart in Tampa.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: This is this noraller move right here.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Let's go Tampa baseball. You know Jacksonville football now.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: In comments to WFTV Channel nine in Orlando, Morgan said
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: he doesn't believe Tampa and Hillsboro County will approve funding
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: for a proposed ballpark on the Hillsboro College campus. He
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: argued that moving the team within the Tampa Bay area
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: is not going to fix attendance issues either.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: It's hot, He's right, so.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Morgan says Orlando would be a better fit, pointing to
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: its large tourism base and strong support for major sports teams.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: You have a quote, no, okay, you know what would
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: be awesome if they build it out, like going to
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: a right on the cusp of Orange County where it
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: goes into Polk County, like in your Davenport out by
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: that celebration area. Because the cool thing is that then
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: if you wanted to come from Tampa to a ballgame,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: you could still do it in an hour and a half, right,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: and then still had that same thing for Orlando, like
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: build it between us and and by the way, Morgan
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: could build a thing with his own money. We could
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: they ate good and just call it, you know, Morgan
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Stadium or whatever.
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: And I don't know if he's one of the if
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: he's one of the donors me because they say they
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: have the land already. It's down near the attractions, like
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: by the Sea World area. Y.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: They also say they've got the billions of dollars committed
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: to build the stadium. I guess we'll wait and see
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: what happens with that. But on another sports note, an
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: historic halftime show is coming to the twenty twenty six
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: World Cup Final. All right, bts, Shakira and Madonna, We'll
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: share the stage for an eleven minute mega concerts damn.
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: The event broadcast live from MetLife Stadium on July nineteenth,
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: twenty twenty six. Organized by Chris Martin and Global Citizen,
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: the performance will raise funds for international education programs.
• 29:51
  Speaker 12: Over when you share that ass here a little Shakira,
• 29:57
  Speaker 12: when you share that ass Shakira, Colbert, Yeah, Colbert.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: One of those performers jumps out to me. One of
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: those is not like the Madonna.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: Madonna, Like, what the hell is she doing there?
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Listen?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: That's a big stage and there's an opportunity for her
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: to And I like Madonna. I respect Madonna, Yeah, but
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I think she might embarrass us. Yeah, yeah, I gotta
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: tell you.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: Oh great, like we need more.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. When she was at Coachella with a Sabrina Carpenter,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: I was like, it looks like she just crawled out
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: of an egg that's been coming through space for a while.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: It looks like somebody sent her here like a recon
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: mission or something, and she does not know what she's
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: looking for. Can you repeat that again?
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: She looks like she's been in an egg traveling through
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  Speaker 7: And then finally, speaking of a World Cup, just a
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  Speaker 7: Miller light Man you got to get one of these things.
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  Speaker 7: Ross Miller Light is crashing World Cup season with a
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  Speaker 7: be purchased online for nineteen seventy five. Any idea why
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• 31:35
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  Speaker 7: they're gonna do it again Wednesday, June third, and that's
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  Speaker 7: to look up a photo of these things. What a
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  Speaker 7: cool centerpiece that would be to have it? Oh, because
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  Speaker 2: The That's really cool. It is really really cool, pretty
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  Speaker 7: And so if you're looking to host us, you know,
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  Speaker 17: All right, hi friends, it's once again time for the
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  Speaker 17: Orlando International Fringe Festival, and tonight we.
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  Speaker 5: Open the V monologues.
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  Speaker 18: What does the V stand for?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you'll have to find out.
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  Speaker 17: Seven thirty showtime at ten ten Brewery, right Virginia Drive.
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  Speaker 17: Tickets available online at Orlando Fringe dot org.
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  Speaker 13: All proceeds from our show benefit One Heart Women and Children.
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  Speaker 2: We hope to see it air. Happy Fringe, Happy Fringe,
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  Speaker 2: Good luck. High performed in that, did you? Oh that's right? Yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: well yeah yeah it was. That's proud of myself. Yeah
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: yeah that was not comfortable. Yeah yeah, it's not comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you.
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  Speaker 7: Uncomfortable and you did great, thank you. But I just
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  Speaker 7: went somewhere else happy in my happy mind.
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  Speaker 2: Right, all right? For seven nine one text seven seven
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  Speaker 2: zero three one. I'm Jim. There's dead. Hello, Josh is here,
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: and so is Sauce Dadding. It's all true. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: the boy. By the way, the boy he's awesome. Yeah,
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: it's so much fun driving. Yet he's not.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: But I'll tell you something a little insight. Yeah, Yeah,
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: I'm getting Dad left and right. Really, I get Dadda
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: when I come home, I got yeah Dad Dad. If
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: he hasn't seen me in about ten fifteen minutes and
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: I turn a corner, he goes Dad. It's it is
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: so fulfilling. It is intoxicated. It is Yeah, it's addicting.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: And it's also rubbing my wife. Yeah, because she's little.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: The wrong way.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Is he not doing the mama thing?
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: Dude?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: The score is a lot too, A little really, a
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: lot too, A little when it comes to mama and Dad. Well,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: you don't you see him a little bit more during
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: the day. You get a lot of playtime with him
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: and stuff. So he associates you with fun and good
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: times and stuff. Dude, I wish it was that. I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: just think he thinks I'm a little bit cooler. Really listening,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I think as a door to hell.
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: This is the god honest truth is because I play
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: fun cop, she plays food cop. So it really depends
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: on if he's hungry. If he's hungry, he's going up
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: to mom. But if he wants to dance, he knows
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: where to go. You know what the term for that is, right,
• 35:41
  Speaker 6: there's an actual term for that, and a good dad
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: bad dad.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: It's a thing that really happens in relationships a lot,
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: and unfortunately it happens exactly like it's happening to you.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: Because the mom who is you know, just you know, naturally,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: the person who is responsible for the baby, the feeding,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: you know, because of the breastfeeding creating, right, the creating,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: and there's just a normal natural bind or uh yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: between bond I'm sorry, between the baby and mama. Right,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: so dad usually kind of has to play catchup. But
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: what you're doing right now is called Disney dad. I'm
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Disney Dad. Yeah, your Disney dad. You're Disney dad. And
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: because Disney dads are a Disney dad, that whole scenario
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: is all you do is play. All you do is
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: have fun. And then when things come, like when diaper changes,
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: when feeding, when all that other stuff happens, that's when
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: that's when mom comes to or when discipline happens. That's
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: the whole plot. And missus doubtfire. We all saw that.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: Documentary I'm not I'm not Disney Dad. But I think
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: I might be like DreamWorks pops. Okay, very good, because
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I've been known to change of diaper. I take pride
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: in my diaper change in.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not saying you do that. I'm just saying
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: that's a term that's used for that scenario when one
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: child has all fun with one parent, the other parents,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: you know, kind of sidled with, uh, you know, having
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: all the other you know, responsibilities of parenting.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: Now, I mean I feel comfortable. It's not that I like, uh,
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you're trying to, I'll defend my effort
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: of fatherhood.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how old is he right now?
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: He's like eighteen months?
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Eighteen months? I mean this is actually around the time
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: you start kind of thinking about what's gonna happen in
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: the future, right.
• 37:14
  Speaker 6: All right, you're talking about new road does I'm talking
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: about nostof Spanglish for number two.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: That I'm talking about now is about but most times
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: when young couples are deciding to create their family and
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: kind of move forward, there is a little bit of
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: a plan. I mean, there's not a plan like on Thursday,
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: we're gonna do it. We're gonna have this kid nine
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: months exactly from there. We're planning it all out. But
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: usually it's the age of the first child that decides
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: when you want to have your second child. And most
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: people that I know want to have their second child
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: within two years. They don't want that big of a
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: gap because they want them to be in school together.
• 37:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: I'm aware of the logic, and guess what, the logic
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: makes a lot of sense. It does make a lot
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: of sense because you can save a lot of money.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: As it's just thrown me down right, this is your
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: older brothers and all of that.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I have thought about it. There is small talks. There
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: is no chats. There are chats, whispers, whispers, drinks, drinks
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: that might be had indications.
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Not knocking on the door, but I think no, it's
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: a metaphor.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Uh that's how you get there.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: No, that made it worse.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: But I'm in the couldestack. Yeah, I'm trying to get.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Say, juggled and just get it over. We're juggling it.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: What No, it's not gonna happen. You gotta put some
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: real old manning again.
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: Whispers possibly of a second one. It's been awesome, but boy,
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: I just have nothing but bad things to say about
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: the first four months. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's in the
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: first four months. Is also another way of saying thirteen months.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, Let me ask you this
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: are the current months of dad when you roll around
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: the corner. Do they cancel out those four months of misery?
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: When there's no sleep, there's baby changing, there's pooping, there's puking.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: It really it's close it. No, it's surpassed. Yeah, it's
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: got it, and it has you forget about all that
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: other You forget until they do the first thing stupid.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Then you remind them.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: And there's still plenty, and there's still plenty of like
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: oh no, Also, you're you're ready for my dad noise?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: This is guttural. This is guttural. What has to happen
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: for this to happen?
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: He picked up a butter knife today, Oh god, right
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: out of the dishwasher, and uh, this is not my
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: first radio, but I'm hitting him with one of these.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: Oh you're in Italian, you're going with the from Sopranos?
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: Who No, what's the one I do that you make
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: fun of me for?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Well what.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: What?
• 39:47
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: When you get what I'm not supposed to do that dude,
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: That's your guttural noise.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: Mine is far more Italian, and it was because I
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: was basically not raised, but I spent so much time
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: around an Italian guy named Frank, my best friend's dad,
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: and that's what he would say to us whenever we
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: would do something questionable.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty sketch.
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: Oh oh, somebody just texted us that Ross is not
• 40:15
  Speaker 7: a Disney Daddy's a fun spot father.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Way more. Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because like we had, Yeah, I'm not gonna say
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: that they're a good business.
• 40:26
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  Speaker 18: Thank you Sony to be here.
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  Speaker 2: Good to see you, Gloya. How things pretty good? Very good. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Your job, obviously to come in today is to like
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  Speaker 2: kind of tell people in Orlando and the surrounding areas
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  Speaker 2: you have some cool things that are going on this
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  Speaker 18: Okay? I have a good little selection of things to
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  Speaker 18: do this weekend for you. So obviously, right now, the
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  Speaker 18: biggest kind of happening in the Orlando arts and entertainment
• 43:30
  Speaker 18: sphere is Fringe. Yes, so Orlando Fringe just kicked off
• 43:33
  Speaker 18: this week. They are celebrating their thirty fifth anniversary this year,
• 43:38
  Speaker 18: so their theme is going to be thirty five years
• 43:41
  Speaker 18: of weird, which if you know anything.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: About Fringe, have you met Ross?
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I saw a grown man's you
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: know what at a Fringe show.
• 43:49
  Speaker 18: Hey, I'm not surprised it was painted blue. Yep, I'm
• 43:51
  Speaker 18: sure it was. I'm sure it was.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Wow. Just to clarify, that's not every show that was stirring.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: That was an after hour.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Show that was during my show, and yeah, we had
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: a lot of fun. It was a party at my show.
• 44:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 18: Well that's the thing. There's a lot of very adult shows,
• 44:09
  Speaker 18: but there's also a ton of shows for kids. There's
• 44:12
  Speaker 18: shows that are kind of like comedies, there's horror inclined things,
• 44:15
  Speaker 18: there's kind of like political commentaries. There's a little bit
• 44:17
  Speaker 18: of something for everyone. So that is on now through
• 44:20
  Speaker 18: May twenty fifth. It's going on at the lock Haven
• 44:23
  Speaker 18: Park area across a dozen different VESUA. Yeah, so you
• 44:27
  Speaker 18: really kind of have to research the shows that you
• 44:29
  Speaker 18: want to go to beforehand. You can check out Fringe's
• 44:32
  Speaker 18: website for show times and like sneak peaks about shows
• 44:34
  Speaker 18: things all over there.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I think they do a wonderful job.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Their website every single year is one of the best,
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: most easy websites to navigate to find out what's going on.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: They tell you where the venues are, they tell you
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: about the show, and it's really easy. So if you
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: have any interest in going to a friend show, hit
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: that website first. It'll really lay everything out for you
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: pretty well.
• 44:52
  Speaker 18: Which is saying a lot because thousands of shows, it's
• 44:55
  Speaker 18: absurd really. Yeah, but yeah, so that's a really great thing.
• 44:58
  Speaker 18: It kicked off this week, so they're really kind of
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  Speaker 18: ramping it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Up so far affordable as well.
• 45:02
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, definitely yep. So next on Friday, we have
• 45:07
  Speaker 18: the Manelo Museum is kicking off. It's our Orlando Group show,
• 45:11
  Speaker 18: So this is going on at the museum, which is
• 45:14
  Speaker 18: in Lockaven Cultural Park. This show is going to feature
• 45:18
  Speaker 18: three big name local visual artists, so that's going to
• 45:21
  Speaker 18: be Motto Smith Tasni Durrett, and Martha Joe Mahoney. So
• 45:26
  Speaker 18: all of their pieces within the exhibit are kind of
• 45:29
  Speaker 18: exploring the state of Orlando's art community.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:33
  Speaker 18: Also opening this weekend on Friday at six thirty, but
• 45:37
  Speaker 18: it is running through August twenty six, Okay, so if
• 45:40
  Speaker 18: you're not going to catch it this weekend for its opening,
• 45:42
  Speaker 18: you still have the whole summer to kind of get
• 45:44
  Speaker 18: in there and check out some really great art.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: So this is the showcase of some of Orlando's great artists.
• 45:51
  Speaker 18: Yeah, yep, it's a group show for all of these
• 45:54
  Speaker 18: pretty prolific Orlando artists. So they're all kind of like
• 45:57
  Speaker 18: centering their art around Orlando in this show. Tickets are
• 46:01
  Speaker 18: eight dollars for adults, but there are plenty of discounts
• 46:04
  Speaker 18: for like kids tickets, students, seniors, educators. Really good deal there.
• 46:09
  Speaker 18: On Saturday night, we are looking at a celebration of
• 46:13
  Speaker 18: the infamous former alternative music venue club Spacefish Spacefish.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, So is that the one down down on Church
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: like down by the soccer stadium? Is that the one
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: where g Allen did his thing back day? You remember that?
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, right?
• 46:29
  Speaker 18: I don't remember it because it was a little bit
• 46:30
  Speaker 18: before my time, but I do know if you're not familiar.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: With what he's going on, water is wet too.
• 46:43
  Speaker 18: Yep, yep. There's plenty of internet videos you can watch
• 46:47
  Speaker 18: on what was going on over there.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: I am unfamiliar with Spacefish. Yeah, it's got it's a
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I don't even is it. It's not even really a club,
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: is it. Didn't he just be like an old lounge
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 46:57
  Speaker 18: It was a music venue, was from what I've heard.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right by the stadium, dog, it's literally right
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: behind Orlando City Yeah, Church Street. Yeah yeah, so it
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: was a music venue.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: But then it was alternative punk and synth punk bands and.
• 47:15
  Speaker 18: Oh it was alternative yah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so emphasis on alternative. Yeah, things got weird. Oh yeah,
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you ggl and story when we get done,
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: all right.
• 47:25
  Speaker 18: Weirder than you're probably imagining.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, cool. So what's going on there? They're
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: doing like a revival or so, no.
• 47:31
  Speaker 18: This is actually happening at the Conduit, which is a
• 47:33
  Speaker 18: venue in winter Park. So at the Conduit, they're hosting
• 47:36
  Speaker 18: kind of like a reunion celebration for this past local
• 47:41
  Speaker 18: legend that we had here. So they are doing a
• 47:44
  Speaker 18: reunion concert with some classic former Face Space Fish bands
• 47:50
  Speaker 18: plus a couple of Orlando bands that are currently active.
• 47:53
  Speaker 18: Right now, there's gonna be a quote unquote wheel of
• 47:56
  Speaker 18: Fish trivia games. Right There's gonna be kissed Cook. There's
• 48:01
  Speaker 18: gonna be a rock punk rock flea markets, okay, and
• 48:05
  Speaker 18: from what the organizer as saying right now, there's going
• 48:07
  Speaker 18: to be some again quote unquote surprises, which we know
• 48:11
  Speaker 18: is very in line with the history of this.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Then you know it could be anything. Do you know
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: the local bands that are playing byny chants, the.
• 48:16
  Speaker 18: Local bands that are playing, I absolutely do.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: You don't have to have them right now. It's just
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I know a guy in a punk band in Orlando
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: that's doing pretty well, but I can never remember. I
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: think it's called hit the bricks Kid or the Bricks
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Kid or something.
• 48:29
  Speaker 18: Like that, so I don't think there.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is epic. I love gods and leisure suits.
• 48:36
  Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, I have the current bands here. It's gonna
• 48:40
  Speaker 18: be Stiletto and Deficit of Dreams.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, very cool. Yep, I feel that second title. You
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: are thirty six?
• 48:48
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a kid thirty six. Deficit
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: of what inflation? Is so bad is hit my dreams?
• 48:54
  Speaker 18: Yeah, so that is going to be happening at the
• 48:56
  Speaker 18: Conduit Saturday. It starts at six pm. Tickets start at
• 48:59
  Speaker 18: fifteen dollars. They're also doing a follow up event the
• 49:02
  Speaker 18: following night at Will's Pub where they're doing a little
• 49:06
  Speaker 18: story hour kind of just to chat and reminisce about
• 49:09
  Speaker 18: the good old days at Club Space, Fish and Dode.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you that punk rock garage sale thing.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: I've been to one at Wills before from back in
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: the day. They are awesome, Dude, They're awesome. You want
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: to find some vintage cool ass clothes and stuff from
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: like the day that there are a lot of fun
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: to just roll through.
• 49:25
  Speaker 18: Yeah, no, for sure. It's going to be a really
• 49:27
  Speaker 18: great event, very cool. So and then also on Saturday
• 49:31
  Speaker 18: night we have a cat themed art show and birthday
• 49:34
  Speaker 18: celebration for Lulu the Cat, who is the unofficial official
• 49:39
  Speaker 18: community appointed mayor of Thornton Park of course. Okay, so
• 49:42
  Speaker 18: this is happening Saturday night at the Falcon. There's going
• 49:45
  Speaker 18: to be an art gallery to check out, there's going
• 49:47
  Speaker 18: to be a pick your prize wrathful opportunity, and then
• 49:51
  Speaker 18: all benefit all proceeds from this event are going to
• 49:54
  Speaker 18: benefit to local cat rescues, So those are going to
• 49:56
  Speaker 18: be Liberation Cathouse and Rozanski for Cats, which are two
• 50:00
  Speaker 18: organizations that do a lot of really good work for
• 50:02
  Speaker 18: straight animals and you know, rehoming animals.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: I don't think enough of our listeners know about It's Lulu, right, yeah.
• 50:10
  Speaker 18: Yeah, So his name is Lulu. He is a stray
• 50:14
  Speaker 18: cat that wanders the streets of Thornton Park and he
• 50:17
  Speaker 18: is beloved if you live in or frequent Thornton Park.
• 50:21
  Speaker 18: You know, like these people ride or die for this cat.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: It's a really that's a crazy one, very sweet. I
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: go to Thornton Park a lot. I'm a big fan
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: of a chicken parm sandwich down there. Yeah yeah, And
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: there's only been one time where I've seen this cat
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: and it was special. Yeah, it was a special. Oh yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: It's the unofficial official mayor of a of a small community,
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: a small neighborhood that has restaurants and bars so like.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: And it's a surprise. So they have a full blown
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: birthday party for this cat.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: From outsiders, it's got to sound crazy, but the people
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: know in Thornton Park.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: It's actually I mean, imagine.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Having four beers and then seeing a cat Mayor. It's
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: always fun. It's one of the coolest little quirks that
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Thornton Park and has.
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Mount Door used to have a shop like that
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: that had a resident cat that people would just sometimes
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: come to visit the cat.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And I probably why the store is not there.
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: And dev I was just down in Thornton Park. They
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: have banners, there's advertising, crazy, there are sponsors, and.
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: Now that Jimmy's a cat guy, he completely gets it.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: And what is this happening?
• 51:31
  Speaker 18: This is happening on Saturday.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Very nice, very nice. That's how cool Orlando is.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: It's one of those things that's outside of the theme
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: parks that helps, I think, with the city's identity is
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: not necessarily by small, little thumbprint decisions stick around in
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: a neighborhood.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: It's one of my favorite parts cool.
• 51:53
  Speaker 18: Yeah, and Lulu may be there, he may not be there.
• 51:56
  Speaker 18: Nobody really knows. He's on his own schedule.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 52:00
  Speaker 18: You can't the mirrors presence cats.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, Like when I saw this cat,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: it was like, whoa, This is actually kind of cool.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: That's Killer.
• 52:09
  Speaker 12: Yep.
• 52:10
  Speaker 18: So finally we have on Saturday night at the Plaza
• 52:14
  Speaker 18: live a show from the hosts of the true crime
• 52:19
  Speaker 18: podcast Sisters Who Kill. They're coming to the venue to
• 52:23
  Speaker 18: give us a show that kind of mirrors the content
• 52:26
  Speaker 18: of their podcast, which is true crime stories that center
• 52:29
  Speaker 18: around both black culture and women murderers.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: I just saw the ad for this thing the first time,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: either yesterday or did before, and I was ribbing through.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Is it a Netflix show? Where does it air?
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: Do you know?
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: You remember?
• 52:41
  Speaker 18: I don't know where they air, but it's a pretty
• 52:43
  Speaker 18: big podcast.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they have. Like so I was rolled in
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: it and said Sisters That Kill and I literally laughed.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, man, get in there. That's so
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: much fun.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: I mean I laughed because it's one of those one
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: of those things that I'm like, well, I'll never be
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: able to make one of those.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Right exactly.
• 53:00
  Speaker 18: Their show is based around they kind of aim to
• 53:02
  Speaker 18: uncover hidden or untold stories about women murderers, so their
• 53:07
  Speaker 18: live show brings that same energy portrayed in their tape podcast.
• 53:10
  Speaker 18: So they have plenty of research and in depth storytelling,
• 53:13
  Speaker 18: plus some extra fun material for the live stage.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Very nice, and where is this going to be This
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: is gonna be at the Plaza live. Oh very good.
• 53:19
  Speaker 18: Yep, it's at eight pm.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: And when the Saturday night.
• 53:22
  Speaker 18: This Saturday night, how about your tickets to that? Tickets
• 53:24
  Speaker 18: to that start at I believe fifteen.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Dollars, fifteen bucks. That's nothing, huh. So you get a
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: little class or a little bit more maybe or meet
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: and greets. Are they doing that stuff?
• 53:32
  Speaker 18: I don't think they're doing meet and greets, but their
• 53:34
  Speaker 18: show is bound to have some extra kind of live show.
• 53:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, good job today. I appreciate it very much.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: You guys give it up for Quoe what.
• 53:43
  Speaker 19: He said.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Fun today?
• 53:47
  Speaker 18: Yes, this is amazing, very nice.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Look, man, just keep that coming. That's great. People are
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: freaking out about the Lulu thing on our texting services.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: A big deal.
• 53:53
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• 53:55
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• 53:57
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  Speaker 2: of course Ross is here as well. It is true
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: everybody knows who Steve Jobs is correct. Steve Steve Jobs,
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: the former CEO and a former co creator of Apple,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: along with Wosneyak, who's no longer in the business. Jobs
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: famously known to be driven, famously known to be very
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: difficult on employees, famously known to be a complete douchebag
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: to his entire family, and also famously known for not bathing.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that last one.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, stunk, Yeah, really didn't wear deodorant. Really bad hygiene, right,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: a terrible hygiene. But the reason I bring up Steve Jobs,
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: the guy's been dead for a while, is there was
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: a great piece today in Yahoo Finance. How do you
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: think Steve Jobs decided if he was going to hire
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: you or not? And this is unique because this guy's
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: an out of the box kind of guy. Right, most
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: people would believe when you're gonna work for a company
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: like Apple or any of the big tech companies, you're
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: gonna have to prove your were right. You're gonna have
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: to come in with a you know, a big time
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: degree and you know, computer science, a big time degree
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: in programming, a big time degree and maybe physics or math,
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: you know, some creative stuff.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Maybe for sure, I'll go handshake and or eye contact.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead. What do you think, Josh.
• 57:17
  Speaker 5: I think he'll ask you to get him a cup
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: of coffee, and then he'll decide if you spend your
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: own money on it, you might be worthwhile.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: All right, very good. What do you think, Debra? This
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: is a story I know you didn't see. Okay, this
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: is one of the reasons I have to get I
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: have to dodge what I think Dev's gonna read. I
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: would say, asking you to do a favor. That's actually
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: a very good guess it is, But it is so
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: much more simple than that. And I have to tell you,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I think kind of this is where a lot of
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: big companies are going when it comes to hiring their
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: most important people, or at least some of them. Maybe
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: not necessarily not in the c suite, but you know,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: definitely in you know, in those areas where you're working,
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: you way up. He just has a beer with you,
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, and what he's trying to know? What he's
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: trying it's considerably more you know, advanced than just having
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: a beer. What he wants to know is is. Can
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: you have a conversation and not bring up what you
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: want or work or anything like that. Can you just
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: talk to a person and find out the interesting and
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: intriguing things about somebody, what their goals are, what drives them,
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: what their parents were like. You know, do you have
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: a good relationship with your sister and brother? Do you
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: have a sister and brother? Do you travel much conversations?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: He said over a beard. The beard didn't mean anything.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: It could be anything. He took walks with people as well,
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: but the whole idea was to learn who they were.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: And he had that litmus test that if they if
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: they were able to carry a conversation and not let
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: the moment of being with him overwhelm them, it was
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: impressive to him and he would consider you for the job.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: That's what's up. That's a little arrogant, though, right, I like,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're such a big deal that you are
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: testing somebody's wares just by being in your presence and
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: not tripping balls.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, do you like it?
• 59:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: I kind of like, yeah, he said. He would walk
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: into interviews armed with polished answers, rehearsed weaknesses, and a
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: list of research questions aimed to impress. He said, that's
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: what most candidates would do, but Steve Jobs purportedly had
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: a far less conventional way of deciding who got hired,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: and they called it the beer test, Like can you
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: just have a general conversation? And this goes back to
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: what we've talked about in the corporate world for a while.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Now is is now that AI is there for sure?
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Now that you're battling with something that you can't battle
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: with intellectually, You can't battle with it speed wise. You
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: don't have enough time day in the day to do
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: what this thing does and have a life on your own.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: What's the next most important thing as a human being
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: in a world where AI is taking over connection? Yeah,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: being real, dude, Just being a real person and being
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: likable in your office. We've talked about this for years
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: on this show. The idea of likability in a corporate
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: setting is now more va valuable then ever, because AI
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: is doing a lot of the corporate white collar work
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: and they need you to be cool in the office.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: While all that's happening.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: I mean to the point where Walmart getting rid of
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: their white collar jobs, Yeah, investing that money instead in AI.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: Cisco getting rid of their corporate offices and investing in AI.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: Someone even texted us yesterday saying that, and I don't
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: know if this is true or not, but apparently Walmart
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: bought Visio.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't know that.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: And if you bought a Visio TV, apparently the only
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 7: way you can use it is you have to go
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: through the Walmart app.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I saw something like that, talk
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: about targeted ads. Yeah. I don't know if that's true
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: or not, but I did see that. That's pretty crazy.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: That is crazy. The jobs will simply ask questions like
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: what'd you do last summer, you know, to get a
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: conversation going. In other words, the conversations had no right
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: or wrong answers, nothing like that. It wasn't awkward or
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: draining or non existence. He just wanted to find out
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: if the person he's walking around with could like talk
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: to him about stuff, you know, just have an open
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: doeg about what's happening in their life and what's going
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: on in The more apt they were to be able
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: to do that, the more that he considered them for
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: a position. I have learned that my standard of exactly
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: what I'm doing right now?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: What you are doing.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: What we are doing right now is far higher than
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: what I think most people have. I thought everybody could
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: do this.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I am not saying radio, but just communicating having a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: thought and then have the thought go from brained, past
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: your eyeballs, past your nose, then out of your mouth.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people seem to struggle with that.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. As I read this story today,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: By the way, this little paragraph I think will sum
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: it up. It says, because at the end of the saga,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Jobs would ask himself, quote, would I have a beer
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: with this person? Would I talk to him or her
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: in a relaxed way while taking a walk? If the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: answer was no, that told him that the resume. That
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: told him something that the resume couldn't. And look, man,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: as I thought about the story today, like I know
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: a lot of people around this building and stuff, and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people I've known for a
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: very long time. I wouldn't want to sit and have
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: a beer with them. Shots fire, like I have nothing,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with it. I just don't
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: have anything in common with them, Like there'd be nothing
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: that we would be able to talk about, and I
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: wouldn't want to do that. There are only a few
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: people in this building I would want to have a
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: beer with, just be able to sit down and discuss
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: something like that. But I'm not hiring them for any means.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: Who not having I want to see the list? Yeah?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Why did I say that?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Release the list?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Why did I say that the Culbert list? Is it
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: just room bud ten times? No, it's not room bud man.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: I have the people to sit down with the room.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: But Jenny's one of the coolest people in the building. Actually,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Jenny and John are two of the coolest people in
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: the building. I'd love to sit down and drink with them.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: That's two of them.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I have one of the Patentaco group. Let's
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: throw that out there and have some moment. And most
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: of the monsters. I've been so hammered with every one
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: of those guys, it doesn't even matter. Having a beer
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: with somebody is is magic.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: So we used to do every day, Remember every Friday
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: after the show when we first started the Jim Colbard Show.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Ross and I lived kind of going toward the same area.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I lived in Baldwin. He lived going that way, and
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: we would drop off a little place called the Thirsty Toafer,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: which I think is still there. Yeah, and we would
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: have a beer there and hanging out. It's gonna talk
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: about the week and talk about the show, and so
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: it was great.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: I recently just had a bet hit with a beer
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: in me with two of my best friends and man,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: that was nothing better. Put it in a bottle, sell it.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: Let me ask it, is this the same? Is it
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 6: the same with girls? Like what they're saying, Like, you know,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: Ross came in. My wife's out of town this weekend.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: So Ross came in and said, hey, you want to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 6: hit the friend show Friday. Joel's show is opening Friday night.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, dance off.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, you know, wife's not around this,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: that and the other, and it's always a beer. Is
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: it the same thing with girls when they get together?
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Is it is it centered around like getting a beer
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: or something like that, or is it does does not
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: a beer but cocktails or something like that? Or yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: it just helps. Just yeah, who does that? More women?
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Are men? Who gets together for a beer? More women
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: or men? Well, now when you say a beer, well
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: I mean just a drink like a drink, like a
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: get together, like as I'm learning today, like there aren't
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: as many people like that hang out with people in
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: their office as there used to be, you know. I mean,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I mean look at our office. Yeah, I understand that,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: but like there's only a few beer right, Yeah, and
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: even then though, there will be only a few people
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: that I'm close enough that they would even bother to
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: ask me or me them, right, you're gonna step out
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: and like literally there's a short list here and.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: Gen Z and Alpha they're they're not much of a
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: big drinking generation.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Yes exactly. Well that and they're problem dollar cocktail.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: They're getting their punch card hit from their phone or
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: just uh, you know, digital entertainment that's customized to them.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: When I know, when I was twenty one, I'm trying
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: to go out to get my communication, my socialization, on
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: my community, on meeting someone new instead of maybe having
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: someone new flash across your feet.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, and I don't know about you guys,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: like you know, because the responsibilities we have here and
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: at home and stuff, we don't get to go out
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: with friends as much as we used to. We used
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: to do it quite a bit. A couple weekends ago.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: We got together and went to dinner with a couple
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: with the two other couples that we love very much,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: and then went bowling. And I gotta tell you, dude,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: that was a rejuvenation that I needed deeply. I forgot
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: how much fun it is just to slide out with
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: some friends, have some beers, do some bowling, shoot the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: s it was. I did not want it to end.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: We were together from six point thirty or seven o'clock
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: that night until like eleven o'clock at night, and I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: did not want it to end. I would have done
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: asleep over that night. It was so much fun.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: And take it from the I am on record and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 6: I it might be a problem still, but I'm addicted
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: to people. Yeahn all right. I've always said that I
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: love other huge humans. I think they get a bad
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: rep like they are fascinating. I think having someone just
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: have their own galaxy of DNA and experiences to make
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: you who you are right now in front of me
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: will forever be painfully interesting.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 6: The thing about loving humans, though, is that it's probably
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: for the selfish reason of when I hang out with
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 6: other humans, I don't feel like I'm wasting my time
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: if I was by myself or something, Yeah, I could
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: feel maybe some level of guilt of like I'm not
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: doing anything right now.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: But when I'm hanging out with.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: Friends or other people or meeting other people, that's just
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: that feels like a real soul currency.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know, Josh, I know that. Don't you
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: still spend a lot of time out with friends and stuff?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 14: I mean, or is that a thing for us all
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 14: the time? Because yes, you didn't let me finish, but yes, yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 14: it's uh, it's like one of my favorite things to do.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I mean, why not, right.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: I agree with Russ. If I'm at home too long,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: I feel like I've wasted my life partially.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: Really Yeah, well, I mean you and you guys are
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: kind of in the business a little bit, right of
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: your slang and it was slanging, yeah, the bar business
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: a little bit. So you're familiar with the local crowd.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: Is it always the local stomp that you usually are
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: at the same spot, yeah, haunt's Yeah. Really, man, that's wild.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't think. I thought when Wally's kind of gentrified
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: a little bit, people like the locals kind of stepped
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: away from that. That's not the case.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: They did at first, and then slowly but surely everyone
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: kind of came back and a lot of previous downtown
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: regulars moved down to Wally's. Because you've been downtown. Yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: you don't want to go down that, you know, it's
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: so like kind of Mill Mills is just where it's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: at now in general, but.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: I'd say Virginia and Mills Mills in that area is
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: I've said it for you know, it's the hippest spot
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: in Orlando, all the way going around to Eastern Market
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: and yeah, off Krinn. That's if you want, if you're
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: out there and listening and you want to go to
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: where the you know, the what is considered the coolest restaurants,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: the coolest bars and stuff in Orlando, that's where they are.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: It's popping.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always good, a lot of fun too, good people.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: Do you find yourself? Because I just turned this corner,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: I just had this realization of that I thought people
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: were better socially than I thought on average, But now
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: with maybe a set of older eyes, I've kind of
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 6: picked up on like, oh man, there's a lot more
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 6: socially inept people.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Than I I think thought them. Well, I think now obviously.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: I think social media has created that, right, creative people
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: who are more inner, they you know, they stay home
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: maybe like you were saying, their social contacts are strictly
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: on social media Facebook, Instagram or whatever, and it has
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: they have a much more difficult time creating relationships out.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: We see that with young men for sure. I mean
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: there's a term like the in cell thing is for real,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: I mean these are sphere, Yeah, these are These are
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: young men who have convinced themselves that they that that
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: women hate them, and they don't you know, they don't
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: have a shot at getting a girl because they simply
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: don't know how to engage anybody in the conversation because
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: they're just kind of up to their eyeballs and the
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: stuff they see online. They don't know how to really
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: relate to the real world or a real problem somebody
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: might have or a real issue because they don't really
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: they don't really engage with anything outside of their online communities.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: And I know that to be a fact because my
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: son's got some friends that are like that. I mean,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: he tells me about them all the time. He's like, yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: this guy had been on a date in a year
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: and a half and a good looking guy, good body,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: and the whole thing smart kid was sport apps, super hot, pecks, blues.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, don't look at me when you say those words.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Blue eyes you know real.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't gonna laugh until Tosh's line.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Eyes, beaver haircut, because you do curls as a monster.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: I really like the kids, really look up to them.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: But the problem is can't talk like he tries to
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: talk to some money and he just freezes solid, looks
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: at the ground and kicks his feet around and stuff.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing, dude? If I had
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: your looks and body as a kid, I'd be slaying.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Pull your shirt up, see what you're see what you're
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: rocking with. You need a belly button ring. That's a problem.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: You need to nip it up. I des glowing red.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: She can't make eye contact. Look at me now, look
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: at me? Well, and I wonder, well, what's the saying.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: deserve me at my best? Yeah, yeah, I think there's
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: a I feel like that's part of the thought process
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: of people not being like pro social. Yeah, yeah, I
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: just I think that also, Well, the manospere thing also,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: and I do think there's some of that tied into it,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: you know, kind of tells you, you know, you're the
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: You're you're the alpha, You're the male, you the rules. Right, Yeah,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: you got to find a girl who will submit to you,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: not not just kind of date you. You need you
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: need to you need somebody to submit to you.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: I saw on Instagram yesterday a guy and a woman,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: you know, they're on a date. She's obviously surreptitiously recording
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: this because he's like, yeah, yeah, no, I say, when
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: the date is over, I'm the alpha male.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Oh and she said, did you really?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Actually, Oh my god, he's the alpha.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: There's so much it's not an alpha man, man, that's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: that's a bottom wolf.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: You need uh, you need less parts of Andrew Tate,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: more parts of anything else, anything else anything. Yeah, but
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: that's a big issue man, you know. And I will
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: tell you know it's wild because again, my son has
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: a lot of friends in that in that late twenties,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: early thirties age, and you see a lot of this.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: He tells me stories about some of these guys and
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: it's funny. One of his goofiest friends, this guy is
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: a straight up goof like really nice guy, good athlete,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: the whole nine yards, but he's kind like a goober dude.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Mary got a girl the who nine yards because he's unafraid.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: He's unafraid to go out there and just go, hey,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: how you doing, I'm this person, who are you?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: People like the funny guy, they.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Love the funny guy, but he's just kind of goofy, funny,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: you know, and he's a great dude. But he wasn't afraid,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: and he doesn't live online. He's got a real life.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 6: Best advice, some of the best advice I ever heard
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: and took for the rest of my life. I was
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: in an improv class. Wait, don't turn off the radio.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: But the lesson they were basically saying is that I'm
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: not looking for the best improviser. I'm looking for the
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: person who I can spend nine hours in a car with.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, That's basically what John's is saying here.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: And that's literally a lot of people focus on maybe
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: the guitar plane, but forget that, actually the majority of
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: the time you're in a band, you're in a car.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. Yes, you're way more car time
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: than ban time.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: And you can be really really good, but if it's
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 6: not sustainable, no one cares about your good.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I'd pretty good conversation with cat Ridgeway about that when
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: she hit the road, Uh, you know behind Sprinter, the
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: album she released, and she's out there pushing that doing shows.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: She said that is she goes, this is just so brutal.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: You know. Just as a matter of fact, I watched
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: the Red House Chili Peppers uh movie as well the documentary,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: and they were like the same thing, Like, you know,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: you're in this van for hours. You're driving from Illinois
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: to Nebraska in one night to play a show the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: next day.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: And but how do you teach the skill set of
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 6: being in a car for nine hours and being you
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: get you've done problem.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: You get in a car for nine hours, you find
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: out Yeah, seriously, I mean that's how you do it.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: You inject yourself into those situations and then figure that out.
• 1:13:35
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• 1:13:38
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  Speaker 2: there's deb Hello, Josh is with us today, and so
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  Speaker 2: it saw stadding Tennis. True.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Chase Paget in the next hour. He's got a big
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: fringe show coming up.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 13: He does.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: He always has a friend show. He's very, very good
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: at this. This is his bread and butter. He sounds
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: so annoyed because it's my brother, and I don't Hasn't
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: he supported you your entire career? My?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Is. It's just is he really well? We've always made
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: the juke.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 6: I'll be honest with you. Chase is better. I am
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: way cooler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's been like our little slogan.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He is painfully talented. There's no question.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: But I'm way easier to be in a car with
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: there right now, is no question there, All right, I
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 6: am Chase.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: If you're on your right here, nothing personal. Yes, I
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: love you, buddy, I really do. I think you're an
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: unbelievably gifted guy.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: God, we was all right, this was I'm sure he's listening,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: he's on his way here. But this is my brother
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: in a nutshell. We were at a theme park just
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: recently and I was with my son, I was with
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: my mom and I was with him.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: So full pageant of full press paget. Okay, we order food.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: I look at everybody to go.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go take my son and walk with him
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: outside because he's a little lands and just burns some energy.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: Right now, Yeah, I go outside. I would go five
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: minutes by my brother sprints, runs right up to me
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 6: and goes, Yo. They're calling your name. The food's ready, Like, go,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 6: why didn't you get the food?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not ross, but we're the same table. Yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: but but I'm not ros if they ask why? But
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: what if they ask for my ID? Yeah, the's fraudulent,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: then I go to Disney jail.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: It's garlic, Brad.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: It just made me laugh.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I just couldn't believe that he's also the person
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 6: who I called for an IT question and he gave
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: me the answer of like, just drop that owned a
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: negative infinity and that fixed the problem. Really, so I
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 6: don't understand him at all. Yeah, yeah, what's the show about?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 6: I don't even is it a six guitars type show?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: It is not.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: It is a comedy. It's more comedy than anything. But
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 6: guitar is the foundation of it. I mean, he has
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 6: the elevator spiel for you. Yeah, I don't want to
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: butcher it, but that's fine. Yeah, I can wait. I
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 6: know one thing, he is very very good at what
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: he does, and I'm always proud of him, which is
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 6: why I think I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed of being so
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 6: proud of my brother.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: But you know, the good thing, though, I can tell
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: you this, and this is one thousand percent of the
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: truth here on the texting service. Anytime we promote a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: show with Chase, whether it be six Guitars or Hurricane,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: what's the other one got? Hurricane? Or the Christmas show
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: by the way, for even the Christmas show that he
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: put together, or your stand up, nobody ever, ever, ever, ever,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: ever has said that they didn't get their money's worth
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: or they weren't entertained. So both of you guys do
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: a good job, you know, providing the audience that pays
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: to see you for a you know, a good time.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: I can't speak for him, but I will. We take
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: it extremely seriously. I know for me, it is an
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 6: absolute honor to be one reason or the reason why
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: someone is spending maybe a date night or spending dollar
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 6: bills at the bar.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, honey, whether it be you, you know you're
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: doing stand up and Melbourne, people will go to the show.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: They will love it. They loved it when you were
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: in Leesburg. They love it when you go to New Samurna.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: And every single time we get text saying went to
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: the show last night. Loved it.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: And the same thing when Chase plays and we promote
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Chases shows and people go see Chase, They're like, man,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: that was an unbelievable experience. Well, not a bad time
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: to let people know, Jim Melbourne, I'm coming back. Pineapples.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Very nice. You guys have any Ikea stuff in your house?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Are you IKEA people at all? Yes? You do up
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: really drowning in Ikea. I have to tell you I
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: have found that, you know, because the last couple of
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: weeks I've had to put together furniture that is that's
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: kind of intense. It took me like three hours to
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: put one together and I didn't mess up one time.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: It just took that long to do it. And I'm
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: kind of falling in love with doing that. By the way,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it is. That's very therapeutic for
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: me because it's like, you know, this goes there and
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: I can put that there and there's no questions. Just
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: put that right there. It's gonna work, and it does.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up is Ikea is launching
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: a new chair and it is getting a ton of
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: like a ton of attention. And the reason why they
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: tried this back in the nineties and it ate it.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: It did not do well. And this is something that's
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: been on part of IKEA's dream and this is what
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: they put in their own story for a while. What
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: do you think makes the chair so unique?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: It's a hammock. It's not a hammock. Uh, it's a
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: regular it's it's a regular chair. And they tried it
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: in the night.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: They tried doing this in the nineties, but it is
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: it's very it's a specific thing. And I bet right
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: now in your home there's zero question you do not
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: have a piece of furniture like this. So not a
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: bean bag, not a bean bag. But it's made out
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: of it's not. It's not what it's made out of.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Is it shaped?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: It's not how it's shaped. No, one is made out
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: of not the shape. It's got one leg, not one leg.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: It's not a balanced chair. Actually, and I don't have
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: one in my house.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: You do not have it in your house. Nobody does.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: I would bet all of my savings that nobody in
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: these rooms has a piece of furniture like this. I
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: don't know anybody outside of nobody that has. You may
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: have something that does this in your closet when guests
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: come over? Is it a folding chair?
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: When guests come over you, does that have like is
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 5: it has.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Like some weird thing like a hole in the seat?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 5: It's in the closet.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: Oh, you didn't say no. What when I said, if
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: it's got something weird in it, like a hole in
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: the seat? No ope chair No, No, No, that's where
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 7: they jangled it, hope to make sure it's a boy.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: It actually has nothing in the middle of it. That's
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: what makes it unique. How inflatable furniture. Ah, it's inflatable.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: So the chair is a steel frame, and inside the
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: steel frame what they've done. Is they've made a bladder
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: that looks like a tire and then they've covered that
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: with their with a you know, a cover or something
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: like that, and then they built the chair. And I'll
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: show you right real quick, this is what it looks
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: like right here.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: All right, I'm in seriously, Yeah, that's weirdly comfortable.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: It looks weird.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 2: They tried this before. But the crazy thing was is
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: the bladder people will start. They told people to fill
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: it up with their hair dryer and this is great, right,
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Welcome to America. They did it on the hot setting.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Oh no, so when the air cooled, oh no, it deflated.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: And then they had a bad valve so the thing
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: would just turned into a bladder. And they said most
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: people just sit the entire thing back. And they've been
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: working on something for about twenty years, uh, to have
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: an inflatable chair. So now Ikea has an inflatable chair.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: Do you see it, by the way, or did you
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: It looks it looks kind of cool right until.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: Yes, I have a feeling it's gonna it looks cool,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 6: but I'm worried about the funk.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do too. And here's why.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you get a kid on there with a pair
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 7: of scissors bye by chair yeah, or a cat or
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: a cat yeah exactly.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: But the the reason I brought the closet thing up
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: is is like most people have like an inflatable mattress
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: that when people go, when people come over to stay,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: you know, you can blow up your mattress. It's about
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: it can crash. And here's the thing with that. That's
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: why I think this isn't gonna work as well, because
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: this like we have two really high quality inflatable mattresses.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Why too well, because we got it during the hurricanes
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: and when my wife and I first got married, we
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: had like no furniture. We were dead broke, dude, I'm
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: told you we had pool furniture as our dining room furniture.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm not joking with bad.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 12: Oh.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we had. But we had these inflatable mattresses
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: from before, and they were really good quality mattresses. And
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: I remember inflating that thing and putting the sheets on
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: it and looking at it and like, man, I cannot
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: wait to jump into this thing. It looks soake?
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: What is this?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 21: Like?
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: What am I sitting on?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 10: What am I?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: You get into thing and you're like, this sucks. It
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: is not comfortable. You do not feel good. It doesn't
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: not feel good, you don't sleep well. It's terrible. And
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: then like if there's any bit of a leak in
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: an inflatable bed, you just wake up and you feel
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: like you're on top of like a giant's belly. Oh yeah, no,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: it's even worse, Like if you're sleeping with your mate
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: and that thing starts going dead, you just slowly get
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: folded into a person taco. Yeah, you just wind up.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: They just wind up melting you together.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 6: And it is it's an odd feeling waking up and
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: it's like, oh the world is sad.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: It's launching today. Actually it's called their PS twenty twenty
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: six Easy Chair. Now. It says it only comes in green,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: which is kind of weird. You'd figure that have cover
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: that have more colors for the cover, but it's weird
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: they do not. It's only green. It's a lean, green
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: steel framed seat that ways less than a microwave and
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: can be assembled via a foot pump.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Started off like a George Foreman product exactly, Like it
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: doesn't say how much it is. Did you guys see
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: anywhere house there?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Anyone else forty bucks, forty else forty it's inflatable.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: I'll go, I'll go one hundred and twenty five.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: You may get it because you undercut. It's one ninety
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: nine ninety nine.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 13: Oh no.
• 1:24:16
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• 1:24:20
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• 1:24:21
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• 1:24:23
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• 1:24:26
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  Speaker 5: And you know, jokes aside.
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  Speaker 2: Having a brother is one of the reasons why I
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  Speaker 8: Huh.
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  Speaker 6: And if I had a bad brother, I would be
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  Speaker 6: one and done. Yeah, yea, yea yeah. But my brother
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  Speaker 6: has been so influential on me.
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  Speaker 6: That that kind of turns up the chances of like
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  Speaker 2: And he's a good unk dude.
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  Speaker 5: He is a good unk.
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  Speaker 2: He's a good unk man. So some climate stuff, it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of interesting. It has nothing, don't freak out everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna tell you to uh to you know
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  Speaker 2: that we're gonna kill cow, so they don't fart the
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  Speaker 2: sun closer relaxed for a second. This is just this,
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  Speaker 2: This is a pretty interesting data. On one day in
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: late April, something very unusual happened. Every single every single
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: one of the top fifty hottest cities in the world
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: were in one country. All right, So you got me there.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: Every single one of the planet's top fifty hottest cities
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: were in just one country. And I didn't want to
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: take a shot at where that is. India. India is
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: the answer. That was tough.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 5: It's that hot. Yeah, it didn't stand a chance.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I bring this up for one reason. I think
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: there's a possibility within our lifetimes, maybe definitely within your lifetimes.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know about mine. Uh, that you're gonna see
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: some cultures go subterranean. And I'm dead serious about that.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 7: I think there is one in Australia.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's already right right now. In India. People have
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: almost changed their work habits where they do their work
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: at night so that they can stay out of the
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: heat during the day. So everything's flipping and that's fifty
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: cities in one country in India really isn't that big.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 2: So when you look at like what that is like
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: most of the country, you know, the big cities there
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: were so hot. One was one hundred and fifteen degrees
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: and April, guys in April's one hundred and fifteen degrees.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Four of the cities were one twelve. And it's not
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: going to get better. Obviously, we kind of know that
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: it's not going to get better. So with that said,
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: you know, I think, and they talk about this in
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: the in the story about the possibility that eventually, you know,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: people in that area will have to start digging and
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: living kind of underground to deal with the heat there.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: And you know, and I will tell you, man, it
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: makes perfect sense. My house sits on a hill, so
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: I've talked about it before. I have a basement. Half
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 2: of my basement is surrounded by earth. The other half
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: is kind of open because like I said, I live
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: on a hill. When you go down into my basement,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: you can feel the change in temperature without ac even
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: in the dead of summer. My basement is manageable. If
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: you had fans, you would easily be able to stay
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: down there and stay pretty darn comfortable. Like with no
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: ac in Florida, that's the closest thing I think without
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: Arizona that we can get to what India would provide
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: and we have the humidity. It's pretty sick. Yeah, man,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: I really do believe that. Have you guys ever seen
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: the show Paradise? No, Yeah, Paradise is this very thing, right, Josh. Yeah,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: Like they found this giant cave I don't know what
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: it was before or whatever, mountain and they started digging
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: and belt and blasting out and creating a city inside
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: of a mountain. And I'm telling you, man, I believe
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: within our lifetime we will see certain areas of the
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: world and certain cultures start kind of living underground. I mean,
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: we've already had cultures that have done this, by the way,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: for protection from other people and cultures and animals. But
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: it's happened. They just actually just found one. Did you
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: guys see that? By the way, They just found an
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: entire subterranean guy stumbled onto it. An entire subterranean village
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: that was underground that could have held up to fifteen
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: hundred people. I believe it had air shafts, had the
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: ability to get fresh water. It had meeting rooms, entertainment rooms, kitchens,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: the whole nine yards all carved out a rock underground.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: That's like really old, you're talking about like this was ancient, Yeah,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: very ancient. They just kind of stumbled onto it type thing.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: So we've been doing this for a long time. Yeah,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: we've been. But again it's different now. Now you're trying
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: to escape the heat of the day. Back then, it
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: was for protection from other invaders or other other areas,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: or people that you didn't know that would gladly just
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: come in and wipe your entire village out, to take
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: your women and your stuff.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 6: Dim no expert when it comes to global warming, And
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 6: I understand that when I'm about to say my ruffle
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 6: a couple of feathers and frost some serious flakes here, okay,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 6: and might even freeed a couple of loops, all right,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 6: whoa small's I see people here? I hear you say that,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 6: and I go, so what will it take for people
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 6: to maybe lean a little bit more?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Like? All right, maybe global warming might be actually be happening.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 6: Well if we have if in my lifetime, if I
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 6: see a country decide to go it's too hot we're
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: living underground.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 2: That would kind of make me go like, all right, yeah.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: I think one of the biggest misconceptions with the climate
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: change argument isn't that people don't believe it's changing. They
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: don't believe why so that that's the argument. They don't
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: believe that humans could have a possible effect on the planets.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: They believe this is just another cycle of of what's happening.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: They can't, you know, they don't believe that has anything
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: to do with the Industrial revolution or or what we're
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: doing here as a planet. They think the planet's just
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: kind of going through a normal cycle that it's gone
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: through a number of times over the six billion years
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: or whatever it's been around.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: Well, then that doesn't that seem that seems a little contradictory.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: Also have ice drillings that show that's not true. There
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 6: have been some moments in time, and matter of fact,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 6: I think we're coming out of an ice age, now,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 6: are we not. I remember rights something. I remember there's
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 6: something of that nature where at one point we're at
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 6: the end of one of these as we speak. But
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 6: because I disagree with the original opening statement there of
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: saying that, I still think people do not believe that
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: it's just not happening. Well, I mean they think that
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: it's just part of the normal course that the pain
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 6: goes through. Then they don't believe that it's happened. Well,
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 6: I will tell you how serious it is.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, I just read a piece the other day
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: in a real reputable publication that said that suggested that
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: people who live in New Orleans should start considering in
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: the next seven ten years of getting the hell out
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: of there because they believe that within the next fifteen
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: to twenty years that New Orleans will be encroached by
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: water and it could take over the entire city to
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: the point where they have to evacuate the city. Because
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: there's two different debates, right the debate of why is
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: global warming happening? And why do you think global warming
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: it like it doesn't even exist. Those are like two
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: separate questions and boy today up against each other. But
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 2: we have the data. I think one of the hot
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: I think it's almost exactly one hundred years ago, back
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: in the early nineteen hundreds, I want to say, nineteen fifteen,
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: nineteen twelve. In that world, if you look at the map,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: that's that was like one of the hottest years on
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: the record for Earth was in every record that's that
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: set has been blown away by the records. Like it
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: seems like every summer we have like the hotest summer.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: I think the last two summers have been the hottest
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: summers on record. And it's also this weird little I know.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 6: One thing about science and when it comes to data,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 6: is that we're way better at it now. So when
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 6: you look at all the data points that they took
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: from the twenties, thirties, forties, fifties, well you're gonna have
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 6: way less let's say, hits than you do now because
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 6: now we're taking in way more knowledge, way more data.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 6: So we're you're gonna learn more from idea that you collect,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 6: like compared to the forties or fifties.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 7: No, I mean seriously, they've they've closed a lot of
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 7: field offices and a lot of research has been shut down.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 7: So the data at least coming from the US in
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 7: the near future and future is who knows how that's
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 7: going to impact.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they blew all those offices out, Yeah, a lot
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: of it anyway, Yeah, all those scientists were blown out,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 5: am So.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 2: Maybe we're going back to the twenties thirties. Yeah, I
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: don't know. It's gonna be kind of weird though, man.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: You know, within our lifetime, like because I'm fifty eight,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: I mean I should be able to make it to
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 2: seventy eight. I should be able to. But I mean
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: in twenty years, theoretically, I would get to see some
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: cultures in like Indian and other Middle Eastern nations start
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: building underground or at least some subterranean buildings so that
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: they can use the earth to kind of insulate themselves
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: from these temperatures that are going to looks like maybe
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: continue to climb one hundred and fifteen degrees in April's sketchy.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: I mean you can know some of those. And again,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: you know, it's also one of the most polluting countries
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: in the in the world. I think it's India, China
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: and US create the most pollution globally. Yeah, I think
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: we're second. I think China than US than India.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 6: If only there was money and saving the world, yeah, man,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 6: I mean the thing is when there because of politics,
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: people believe that maybe they're that people are doing it
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: for money to divert government money into UH into programs
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: that really don't need to be funded, you.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: Know, and know that's what happens. And I can also
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: get on bard with that.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 6: What you just said is not illogical to me, Like
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 6: there's gonna be times where you try something out it
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: costs millions of dollars and it probably was a critical
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 6: swing and a miss. But you can only have the
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 6: successes by having those critical swings and misses. And it's
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 6: a big ask when it comes to people's patients when
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 6: millions of dollars might go to the waste.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and completely understood. It's just like, you know,
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: when you look at the data and you look at
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: the you know, the data that we have now for
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: the heat. I think a lot of people who maybe
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 2: don't buy the fact that this is a a thing
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: that's going to sustain itself. They believe this is just
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 2: again a bubble in time. But if you look at
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: how old the Earth is, that bubble in time could
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 2: be a thousand years. I mean, you're a lot Your
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: lifetime doesn't even resent doesn't represent the width of a
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 2: hair in the timeline of Earth. You know, six was
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: it six or is it six billion?
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 11: Years?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: Ever?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: I think so something like that.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 6: I think a huge reason why it never got on board.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 6: Oh there is a hot take. I kind of blame
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 6: a little bit on al Gore. I wish al Gore
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 6: was just a scientist and he walked out and did
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 6: that movie The Inconvenient Truth. Yeah, because it immediately got politicized.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 6: That's one side, and there was never a shot at
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 6: unity because the guy who made that movie had a
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 6: d next.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 5: To his name.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I think Miami is actually even considering building or
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: fortifying some sea walls around.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: There, because you know, they're way ahead of that. They're
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 7: working with the Dutch. Actually, they just built a new
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 7: art museum because not only are they dealing with you know, tides,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 7: but they're dealing with rising sea level and so all
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 7: new construction in Miami because the Dutch, if you don't know,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 7: and I did not know, the wooden shoes, yeah, they
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 7: wore those because they were impervious to the wet Oh
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 7: how funny.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: And you know they've been.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: Moving water and changing water in the Netherlands for centuries.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 7: So Miami experts traveled to Europe to meet with them
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 7: to figure out how do we deal with and yet
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 7: continue to grow with all this water.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: And somebody just said something about Norfolk Virginia having deal
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: having issues with that too because of rising seawater. And
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact that if you go up
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 2: to Saint Augustine, they've had more floods just from king tides.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: We're not talking about hurricane storm Swerge or anything like that,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: which they can barely take it all anymore. But I
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: think last year, just last year alone, they had two
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: king tides that washed into the city.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: Like again, no other elements in play there, just the
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: tide rising so high it washes over the wall there.
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  Speaker 6: Ninety seven to ninety nine percent of climate scientists agree
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 6: humans are the prime talk. Every major scientific body on
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 6: Earth agrees they know all right.
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  Speaker 2: There's deb Hello, Josh, Hello, and Ross Oh yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: invite this guy in simply because he really leans on
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: me hard for it really really comes at me hard
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: about this thing. Guys, you guys give it up for
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: the legend, mister Chase pageant. What's yay?
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  Speaker 5: Hello mony?
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  Speaker 10: Hello?
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  Speaker 12: So cool?
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  Speaker 2: Is it weird being called a legend? I mean because
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: we had a young lady in earlier name's Chloe Greenberg.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: She's kind of doing our our what's happening in Orlando
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: this weekend kind of segment. She's go to Orlando weekly
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: and her first opening thing was the Fringe. Right, she
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: doesn't really understand our relationship with the fringe. It's been
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: deep for a long time in our connection. I said
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: as we're walking. As I'm walking her out, I said,
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: you guys don't, I mean, you understand that, like you know,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: Ross is like a fringe legend and his brother is
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: like a fringe icon. Matter of fact, they're not even
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: allowed to like compete in the fringe anymore. They want
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: it so much or tired of them all.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 5: The heart is a contest and we want we got
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 5: one and two in the Mario kart race that is
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: expressing your work.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: I know you you don't have an ego per se,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: But does that thing hit you like that? Like when
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: when you're able to tour on your own, you write
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: this music, you do these things, you make these characters,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: and then people call you like those things. Do you
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 2: think about that at all?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 5: No, because that is like one it's not even one
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: percent of like the totality of the experience of making
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: a career doing creative work, because like I, you know,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 5: you make a show, might spend week or months. You
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 5: put in a bunch of time, you know, sometimes you
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: write things that aren't great. You gotta refine, refined, refine, refine,
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: and by the time someone's like, man, that was really
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 5: great it you've put in a lot of times. Hopefully
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 5: it's like you know what, man, I believe you. I
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 5: put in a lot of time on this one.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 6: Well for me, and whenever people are like man, that
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 6: was great, and I'm like thank you, But in my mind,
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 6: I'm going, that's what's supposed to happen. Ye, yeah, right,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 6: That's that's why I tried good. It's almost not like
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 6: it doesn't bring me above zero, but it brings me
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 6: back to zero like neutral, like good, that's what's supposed
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 6: to happen.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: We tried really, really hard. We focused on that one part.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: So it's almost like this, you can never catch it
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 6: because you're always looking for the next thing.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: For sure, you were always looking forward, even when someone
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: was like, well that blew me away. In your performer mind,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 5: you have like you're being great, gracious, oh thank you
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 5: so much for really, but at the same time you're like,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: this is.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 4: Not my best one.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, well let me ask, because you know,
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: the one thing I like I marvel at is writers.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: People who write professionally, right would, whether it be novels,
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: whether it be scripts, whatever the case may be, they
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: just write professionally. I always had this image that they
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: go to some cottage seaside and they hole up with
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: a bunch of snacks and some wines sometimes and they
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: sit there for a month or months for that matter,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: and type out and bang out this thing, you know,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: script after script or or chapter after chapter. But I
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: never give that credit for songwriters because all we hear
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: when it comes to songwriters for stories is hey, I
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 2: was driving down the road. I saw this old boot
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: on the side of the road. It reminded me of
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: my dad's boot, and I wrote a song. You know,
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, it seems like that inspiration is so.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: Much more times it's like that. Honestly, Literally this morning,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: I like, I didn't sleep great last night. I woke
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: up at like four, did some reading, five rolls around.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm not tired of them. I'm just gonna
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 5: lay in my bed. And then with zero distractions, the
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: opening line to the new show I want to write
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: for this summer came to me, and then like the
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: opening verse of the first song, and then I fell asleep. Yeah,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 5: but like sometimes it is like that, but oftentimes it isn't.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: It is just you banging it out and really just
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: kind of grinding, you know what. The there is a
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: grind to it. There can be like a certain amount
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: of like this doesn't feel good. I want to have
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 5: fun now. But the thing that you really have to
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 5: work on is, particularly now with so many distractions, is
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: having quiet, focused, undistracted time. Sure, nothing good happens when
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 5: you're on your phone. You have to and what I'll do,
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 5: and you can, like you don't have to be sit
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 5: down or lock down in a room. Oftentimes I'll go
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: on a big long walk around my neighborhood and just
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 5: no phone, just like Okay, put it on, do you
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: not disturb and just start talking into it.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: And one of the other things we hear about artists
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: that travel around a lot like you do, I primarily
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 2: get to interview musicians and comedians. When I was with
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: the Monsters, they came in all the time and stuff,
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: and they talked about the idea of that as well,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: and being the road being such a cumbersome part of it.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: But the other thing they said was it was sometimes
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: when you get to a certain level of your career,
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: it's that thing that becomes a job. You started out
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: just loving playing guitar. Then you're like, oh, I can
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: make a little career this. You know, I can do
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: this right. And then next thing, you know, every time
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: you walk on stage, you're like, God, another one of these.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 2: You know, you still have to find a way to
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: make it fun.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 5: That's actually a gift that I think the theme park
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 5: acting I used to do a lot of really gave me,
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 5: because when you do the same show seven times a day,
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 5: five days a week, four years, what you end up
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 5: doing is becoming hyper aware of the micro nuances from
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: crowd to crowd, from moment to moment, in a way
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: that allows you to see, like, no, even when it's work,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: and sometimes it's work, there's still something fresh to pay
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 5: attention to.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how crazy is that? What is your show?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: Like this?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: Yere? Oh man?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: It's real different than things people know me for, like
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 5: six Guitars in Nashville Hurricane. This one's called how to
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 5: Play Guitar Poorly, and it's I give you eight lessons
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 5: on how to play guitar poorly. And my whole opening
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: bit is where I say.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 2: Did you just sit at sam ash for like a week?
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: Is that what you did? And you see every chop
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: come in there and start playing like home, go ahead.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: And play seven Nation Army and only set dum dum
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 5: dump dump dumb dum dumb for the rest of your life,
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 5: right right. So, like I talk about it in the
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 5: opening act of the after I do a big opening song,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 5: I'm like, you know, the guitar has really been a
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 5: cornerstone in my life and it's really given me such
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: beautiful experiences and friendships and memories. I've been playing for
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: twenty seven years now. And for those of you who
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 5: are maybe out there, maybe our listeners, but definitely people
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 5: in our houses that I'm doing shows for if you
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 5: ever thought maybe I'll pick up the instrument, but it
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 5: never did. Let me be the first to say, don't, don't.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 5: This is an enormous waste of time. I would have
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 5: so much more money if I had learned JavaScript instead
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 5: of guitar. Every nerdy D and D friend I had
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 5: from high school they went the software engineering route and
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 5: they have multiple houses. I now have multiple Jimmy Buffett
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: songs committed to memory, and that's not fun for me.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, parties, Sure he's gonna walk in there and code
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: himself into a piece of ass.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: Let me tell you something. I also have a bit
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: about this too, in the show where I'm like, you
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 5: know a lot. When I was a young man, I
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 5: thought like, if I get really good at guitar, that'll
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 5: help me with the ladies. That has never happened.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: How is that possible?
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 5: Because it doesn't help you with the ladies, it helps
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: you with men over sixty. After every show I do,
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 5: I'm just like, maybe tonight's to night, someone's gonna be like, hey,
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 5: fansy fingers, you want to come back in my place?
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 5: Show me what those fret and hands can do. Instead,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 5: a man with silver hair and a seapap machine. Sorry,
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 5: wattles on up and it's like, hey, can I corner
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: you for forty five minutes and talk about a telecaster
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 5: I still have since nineteen seventy two.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: I bet you'd play real good on it. You want
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: to come back some I'm sorry. I did it once
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: got the money.
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 5: I did it one time, but I did. I talk
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 5: about like what it's like to have, like, you know,
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: a real, rich, deep and proficient relationship with the instrument.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 5: But I also talk about not just how music is
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: impacted by life, but how two men in particular have
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: impacted my life through music, my dad and my high
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: school band director, mister Maxwell, and how both of them
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: could not be more different people, but they both laid
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: a forever imprint onto my life.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: Didn't he come to one of your shows? Oh my god,
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: I think he actually came to one of the shows
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: that I was at.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: I think it was the six Guitar Show Doctor Phillips.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: It's the one that you you did the multi camera
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: shoot at Doctor Phillips. I remember being there and you
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: called him out, Yeah, gave him prop.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: I did that. That whole story is a big part
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 5: of this show, as well, and was he the sixty
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: year old band in the carnage. No no, no, no
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 5: no no no no he he He doesn't want to
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: talk about guitar. He just wants to He wants to
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: talk about music but also weightlifting because he is oh jack,
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: he stacked bro. This man is seventy three, seventy four
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: years old, live in the best years of his life
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 5: right now because he never stopped lifting. Like I talk
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: about his whole imprint on me as a young man,
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 5: about what a like a masculine man's supposed to look
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 5: like in a really good way. When you went into
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 5: his room, his office at the band room, it was
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 5: lined with trophies. Half were for band stuff, the other
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 5: half were for powerlifting in his age division all across
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 5: the Southeast. All you did was teach morals through music
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 5: and lift a buick. That was mister Maxwell, and I
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 5: talk all about like reconnecting with him, and I talk
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 5: about how my dad in particular as well as mister Maxwell,
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: both gave me music taste but also music theory, and
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: how they combined to really give me a strong foundation.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: That's interesting because you know, I only hear about your
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: dad's golf world because of course I hang out with
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: Ross and see rossmore than I see you. So I
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: don't hear about Roger Paget's love of music.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: I mean you.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: Experienced that as well, Ross, Do you remember that.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he liked music. He loved mus He was a
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 6: big fan. I remember when we showed him Napster and
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 6: he went wild with it.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 5: He could.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 6: He loved downloading music, and he also loved free stuff.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 6: He was a thief, he liked stealing.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 5: Now here's the thing, though you have not seen this show, buddy,
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: but like, uh, I mean I talk That's literally one
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: of the memories I have of Dad that I talk
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 5: about in the show, where, like you know, there were
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 5: some strained times, but our relationship through music really got
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 5: to blossom. It It provided this really sacred bridge to
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 5: still connect. And I talk about how like he would
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 5: call out songs and musicians and I would like download them.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 5: This is the beginning of when you could do that,
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: and that's how I found a lot of the early influences.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: What was he into, Oh, he loved anything.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 5: Guitar was very prominent, and he loved country music.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: I remember him specifically and his Southern draw accent and
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 6: going classical gas, jase, classical guess, classical guests.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: He loved classical guests.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, other accent, oh deep hardcore? Are you serious? Yeah?
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: He was from South Carolina.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would have never pictured that in
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: a million years. Oh really, come over here, Bore.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 5: But he wasn't foghorn leg. He actually had like a
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 5: weirdly higher pitched voice as well. I remember seeing a
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 5: video of him renewing vows with our mom and and
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: I just hadn't heard his voice in years, and I
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: saw this video and I was like, that's his voice. Sweet,
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 5: I want to say that you are a sweetest sweet tail.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 5: On a Sunday evening.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 2: He was really yeah, real drowley.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 5: Like this and kind and when a lisp. His little
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: list is a little bit like this.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 2: It was like a Southern Lands bass Lindsey Graham, not
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: as gay. Yeah, kind of.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: Lady. He was Linda, Yeah, but you know, he was
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 5: like a really he never played music, he didn't have
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 5: an ear for it, but he really loved music, especially
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 5: things that guitar was really promptent in, like classical gas.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 5: He actually saw Andres Segovia while he was a student
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: at Forest and it left a forever impression on him
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 5: about classical guitar. And then he also loved like BB King,
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 5: wille Nelson, loved Willy Nelson, and he loved Eric Clapton,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 5: and that is that love is a very prominent part
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 5: of the show.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: So he's a blues guy because I mean you would
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: think that in that wheelhouse, I mean skinnered when they
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: came around in the late seven or you know, mid
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: late seventies, heavy heavy dual guitar kind of field, lots
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: of lots of long involved solos and stuff like that.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: But that's a completely different machine than like Clapton and
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: those guys.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: Totally, totally no no Clapton. The thing that really stuck
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: with me the most though, was his Unplugged album and
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 5: how that album. I mean, it's like all those classic tunes,
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: but they were arranged for acoustic vibes, and that's what
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: I had to learn on in my bedroom in high school.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 5: So I learned, you know, Layla, I learned old Love.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 5: I learned Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: off that album. It's actually a classic tune from Bessie Smith,
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 5: and I play it in the show.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember all those days of learning. So Ross
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 5: has a hard different relationship to my because y'all didn't
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 5: see I remember her learning years. You didn't hear loud
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: Sunday morning at eight thirty am, Ross was in the
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 5: co pilot's seat for that whole rough. If you have
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: a young guitarist in your house and they're still alive,
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 5: you're doing the Lord's work.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 2: You are doing the Lord's work for sure. All right?
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: So when is the first show? Where can people find
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 2: out when you're playing? How many shows are there? Totally?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 5: So tomorrow at eight pm is my opener. Mom is
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: going to be there. She's coming and there's a couple
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 5: of parts of the show where I'm going to be like, Mom,
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 5: did you know that?
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: Like there's a part I tell you I don't think
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: she does is about your dad. Yeah, for instance, you
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: guys have killed her. What are you doing to her?
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 5: What she's doing? Great?
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: Did you say, oh, she's killing you?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 5: By the way, did I did anyone send you the
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 5: video of her doing improv at Sack on Sunday?
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 2: No? On Mother's Day?
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, buddy? So she performs live now, Yeah, she's a
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: part of the ensemble.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 5: So it's Mother's Day. She came to both of the shows,
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 5: and I was in two of the shows. So from
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 5: one of the shows, we were running a little short
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 5: and I was like, Hey, if we're going to do
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 5: extra scenes, do an audience sound effects. And I didn't
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 5: tell any of the ensemble. And I was like, hey, everybody,
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 5: So the next thcene, we're gonna do an audience sound effects.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 5: And for this one, I want to bring up my mom.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 5: I bring her up on stage. I'm like, I give
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 5: her a microphone to do all the sound effects that
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 5: we're going to do a scene of. I give her
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 5: the microphone and she instantly goes, this is my weapon,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: I swear to God.
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 2: So if you want to see, yeah, job of the mom,
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 2: I mean in tone of voice, she's lost one hundred pounds.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: She's a job of then yeah, job of the nun
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: very much.
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 5: There's a part of the show where I talk about
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 5: how my dad he had a d U I in
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 5: my senior year of high school and I had senior
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 5: ititis real bad, so I didn't want to go to
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 5: school and he didn't have a way to get around town.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 5: So for one day a week every week for the
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 5: entirety of my last year of high school. He would
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 5: call me in sick and I would go drive him
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 5: to like doctor's appointments or probation. And I'm pretty sure
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 5: my mom never knew. So she's about to get a
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 5: real fun tidbit tomorrow.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 7: Don't give her the microphone before you do that.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 5: This is my wafriend.
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  Speaker 2: It's Orlando Fringe dot org.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 5: It's Orlando Fringe dot org. And I'm actually in what's
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 5: called a byov So it's a venue that's not run
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 5: by the festival, but it's right next to the festival.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 5: It's the Renaissance thing, such a cool spot. They produce
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 5: awesome stuff year round and they're really awesome for let
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 5: me come in and crash their space for the entirety
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 5: of this festival. It's it's a really really great space,
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 5: really great community, and I'm very lucky to be part
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 5: of it. How many total shows for the Frost only seven,
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 5: and we're tracking really well for ticket sales for this weekend.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 5: I also have a show on six pm on Saturday,
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  Speaker 5: but that's we're pretty close to a sellout already on
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  Speaker 5: that one.
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  Speaker 2: director in Hollywood. He created two of the most successful
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  Speaker 2: and iconic film franchises in America centement history. George Lucas
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  Speaker 2: is the answer. That's right. George Lucas was born on
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  Speaker 2: this day. Here are three fund backs about George and
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  Speaker 2: one lost arc of a line. Oh sorry, buddy, these
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  Speaker 2: are about George Lucas. Which one of these is not true.
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  Speaker 2: Number one George wanted to be an Air Force pilot,
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  Speaker 2: but he had too many speeding tickets. Number two George
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  Speaker 2: loves playing dungeons and dragons. Number three he was not
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  Speaker 2: only a roommate of Steven Spielberg, he was also roomies
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  Speaker 2: with director Ron Howard Or. Lastly, his full name is
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: George George Walton Lucas junior. Which of those is a lie? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: let's go one one. No, that's absolutely true. He did
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  Speaker 2: want to go in the Air Force, but he couldn't
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  Speaker 2: get in because he had too many speeding tickets. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's so crazy too. Of the most badass reason why
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  Speaker 2: I mean not to get into the air Force. Way
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  Speaker 2: better than sipholis I need for speed?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Deb two three or five? Let's go three? Three sounds good.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go with Andrew Andrew? How you doing?
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  Speaker 19: How you doing good?
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  Speaker 2: Buddy? We're talking about George Lucas here. Which one of
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 2: these is not true?
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  Speaker 5: Number one?
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  Speaker 2: George loves playing dungeons and dragons. Number two. He was
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  Speaker 2: not only a roommate of Steven Spielberg, he was also
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  Speaker 2: roomies with director Ron Howard or lastly, his full name
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  Speaker 2: is George Walton Lucas Junior. Number one. That's the one
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  Speaker 2: mony you're with. I'm gonna get some nerd action there,
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  Speaker 2: but fail, get a big fail there. All right, But
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 2: you on, old Andrew, They got you covered there. Josh
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  Speaker 2: will get you in one second, get you your prize. U.
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  Speaker 2: I don't actually I don't even know if he likes it.
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't have a good answer, So I did
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  Speaker 2: that one. He was a roommate of Steven Spielberg, and
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: he was roommates with Ron Howard. I think that's where
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: the American graffiti connection kind of okay. And then he
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  Speaker 2: was also roommates at the same time with the guy
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  Speaker 2: who directed the movie Grease. His full name, who did that?
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  Speaker 5: George?
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  Speaker 2: His full name is George Walton Lucas Junior. And here's
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  Speaker 2: a couple other things you may not know about George Lucas.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get to the top of the hour and
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  Speaker 2: have some ross thoughts. I want to know these facts
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 2: that I really respect George Lucas. Here we go, you righty.
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  Speaker 2: He actually, when he was young, he wanted to be
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  Speaker 2: a race car driver. That was his real dream. The
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: pilot thing came after this because when he was a
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  Speaker 2: senior in high school, he was actually almost killed in
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: a terrible car accident, which kind of blew away his
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  Speaker 2: idea of wanting to be a race car driver.
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  Speaker 6: Can you imagine, Yeah, that car accident happens a little
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  Speaker 6: bit more hard.
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  Speaker 2: He lose.
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  Speaker 5: George Lucas. Wow, he sold Why do you think he
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  Speaker 5: sold the rights to Star? He didn't have to do
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  Speaker 5: this I think it was because it was four bill
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  Speaker 5: up top. Yeah, that was pretty good. It is four
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  Speaker 5: bill up top, no question. But that's not the reason
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  Speaker 5: it wasn't It wasn't for the money. Oh it's it's
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  Speaker 5: the craziest reason ever.
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  Speaker 2: Really, he was tired. He was going to say he
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  Speaker 2: sold his rights to Star Wars because he felt guilty
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: for the money that they lost on Red Tails and
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Really,
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  Speaker 2: he felt so guilty because the studios lost money on those,
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  Speaker 2: he sold his rights to Star Wars and basically said,
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  Speaker 2: somebody else should be doing this. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm doing anymore. WHOA, that's why he sold it.
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  Speaker 5: The humility.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 2: Record. No, no, George does not like directing. He only
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  Speaker 2: does it. Matter of fact, a couple of his movies
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  Speaker 2: he just couldn't find anybody else to do the job,
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  Speaker 2: so he started doing it. And the actors that work
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: with him, we just talked about this the other day
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  Speaker 2: when we did May the Fourth, the Star Wars thing
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: that they actually made fun of him because the only
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: thing he would give his direction was more intense, faster,
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  Speaker 2: so much so that the cast started making signs and
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: took goof on him so he would get the direction.
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  Speaker 2: They'd put the signs up more intense, faster, like it
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  Speaker 2: was a football game.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then lastly, here, what year do you think he
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  Speaker 2: opened Industrial Light and Magic? Ooh, nineteen seventy nineteen seventy
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 2: five is the answer on the number?
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  Speaker 11: Is it?
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 2: Wow? You know what the funny thing is, I didn't
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: know they were around that long because I wasn't aware
• 2:02:32
  Speaker 2: that was Industrial Light and Magic. They did all the
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: Star Wars stuff. They literally built that company to create
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 2: Star Wars and then did some other stuff too.
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  Speaker 6: Circling back to the director fact, the fun fact that
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  Speaker 6: he doesn't like directing. It's also because he's not, like
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  Speaker 6: you said, he's not very good at it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's kind of well known.
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  Speaker 6: And Empire Strikes Back is looked at as the most
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  Speaker 6: influential cornerstone in all of cinema history, right, Luke, I
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 6: am your father?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of them.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was not the director of her movie Wow,
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 6: It was somebody else, And I believe that was the
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 6: case for a Return of the Jedi as well.
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was the director. He only directed
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: the very first one. How who do you think Darth
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 2: Vader was built off of Well, who influenced that? Because
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 2: we know that his dog influenced Chewbacca, right, I did
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 2: not know. Yeah, he had a he has an Alaskan malmute,
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 2: I think, and that is the dog that that it
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 2: inspired him to be to create Chewbacca. And the dog's
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 2: name is Indiana Jones.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, but who influenced Vader? Yeah, a teacher, I'm gonna go.
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with like, it's not a person, it's
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  Speaker 5: another character from another universe. That's what I'm thinking. I'm
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 5: thinking it's like one of those classic pulp comics like
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 5: Man from outer Space, like one of those like aliens
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 5: showing up.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Doctor Doom, doctor Duma Martin Tracks, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I think he was. I think he was inspired by
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: Doctor Doom from Marvel because it was all bad Doctor Doom,
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 2: and he kind of did his own iteration of what
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: Doctor Doom would be like in his movie.
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  Speaker 5: That's awes.
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  Speaker 2: He borrowed from a lot of stuff to make this.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 5: For sure.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: It's kind of wild. Look at the Jedi, their Buddhist
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 2: Shaolin monks.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean when you when you go around and
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: you look at the characters and you hear what he
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: kind of drew from to create all this, all this
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 2: imagery from Star Wars. It's kind of wild, dude. It
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 2: literally kind of feels like we could have sat in
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 2: a room and figured this out. Yeah, I mean, it's
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 2: just like hey, throwing some stuff, Rambo. They did it
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 2: in seventy seven when nobody else was doing it. I
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: saw the movie when it opened, you know, and the
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 2: scroll of the words is them dragging a camera backwards
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 2: across a piece of paper with the words written on them.
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  Speaker 2: There's no magical programming or anything like that. It couldn't
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  Speaker 2: be more rudimentary.
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  Speaker 5: For sure. Now when you saw it, how old were you.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 2: I was in seventy seven. I was ten, okay, so oh,
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: I mean your prime window for getting your mind blown
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 2: out and even couldn't even imagine it. I remember watching
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: the trash compactor thing and losing my mind because I
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 2: would immediately inject myself into that scene and it looked
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 2: so harrowing. Yeah, it was one of the best movies
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 2: I've ever in it, of course, And you know Indiana Jones,
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 2: you know, The Lost Ark was also. I mean, when
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: you talk about those movies coming out within just a
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 2: few years of each other. It was just mind blown
• 2:05:15
  Speaker 2: city man.
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  Speaker 6: One of my favorite Star Wars facts is that, like,
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 6: so nothing even close to existed close to Star Wars
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 6: before Star Wars, right, it was so foreign, so everyone
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 6: on set, everyone on set was like, I don't think
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  Speaker 6: this is gonna work.
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  Speaker 8: Bomb.
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  Speaker 2: It looks so stupid. If you remember the fourth thing
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: he and Spielberg hauled asked they didn't even go to
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: the premiere because they thought it was gonna draw and
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 2: they didn't want to hear people ragging on the movie.
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: And when they were on vacation getting away from Star Wars,
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: they wrote, Raiders, Sorry.
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 5: I believe I heard somewhere where like the studio that
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 5: was making it. When they finally inked the deal and
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 5: they started seeing production, they were like, oh, this is
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 5: this is a huge mistake. Don't want anything to do
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 5: with this, and they just let George Lucas have the
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 5: merchandise rights.
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: Even better, they thought they screwed him over that. They
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 2: they thought they got over on him, and the instant
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 2: went out. He became an overnight millionaire because of the
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 2: figurines and all the marketing all of them, which they
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 2: gave him, and really that's where he made all of
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 2: his money, on the marketing and the products of the
• 2:06:25
  Speaker 2: Star Wars stuff. There was another very interesting thing about
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 2: that as well.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 7: I learned recently that when Et in the movie Extraterrestrial,
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 7: when he approaches the kid who's dressed up as Yoda,
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 7: that there's actually a connection between the race of aliens
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 7: that Et belongs to and Yoda.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 5: And that is cool if you look closely in one
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 5: of the prequel.
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 7: Movies, Yeah, there's like a council of the Councils.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the Senate. Yes, there are Ets in that shot.
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 7: In the book, there's like they're called Asgians or something
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 7: like that.
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, Roberts, I think some nerd jeans are sweating out
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 2: there right now. And then, lastly, if you want to
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: read some of the funniest stuff about this movie, read
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 2: the letters that Sir Alec Guinnis wrote his wife and
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 2: friends he was on the set of Star Wars. It
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: was unbelieva, dude, he is going off on what he
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: thinks is going to be the worst thing he ever
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 2: did in his career. But then Lucas came back later
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 2: and said it was Sir Alec guinnis that actually made
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: the movie better because he was he was mad that
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 2: it wasn't more serious because he thought that they should
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: take it more seriously, and he actually got the cast
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 2: together and said, guys, you know we're in a movie
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 2: like this is. You should take this seriously, really get
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: into these characters. And Lucas gives him credit for really
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 2: bringing the level of acting up in the movie because
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 2: he basically bitched out the cast because it was because
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 2: it wasn't George himself. He's already on record like I
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 2: hate directing.
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  Speaker 11: You know what.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 5: One of the coolest speaking of like internal journals and
• 2:08:03
  Speaker 5: letters and whatnot of Star Wars writing, I ever encountered.
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 5: This was like printed out from the internet. It was
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 5: fan fiction and it was in the green room at
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 5: one of the shows I used to do at Universal
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 5: many years ago, and I was like, what is this.
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 5: I just started flumming through it. It is a fans
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 5: It's a fan fiction of Darth Vader's internal like journal
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 5: like his laws.
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 2: Oh that's funny, but like his blog space.
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 5: It's his blog. It's his it's Darth Vader's blog. But
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 5: it's once again completely serious. That's great and he just
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 5: like starts walking Vader through the unseen story points that
• 2:08:44
  Speaker 5: like actually start turning him away from the dark side
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 5: into embrace his son crazy like in like this arc
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 5: that is just awesome.
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• 2:11:13
  Speaker 6: to be a door to door salesman. And years ago
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  Speaker 6: he told me because I was venting to him like, man, dude,
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  Speaker 6: my I like my house. I get a lot of
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  Speaker 6: This is how you get out of every door to
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  Speaker 6: He even starts off a going they're going to ask
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  Speaker 6: you if you're the homeowner. You gotta lie and say no,
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  Speaker 6: do not say you're the homeowner. That's brilliant, Say that
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  Speaker 6: you rent. They're not here right now. And guess what,
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Wow, what a cheat code? That is never thought
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  Speaker 2: is that whenever he knocked on a door, he would
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  Speaker 2: ask who's the homeowner?
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  Speaker 6: Is the home owner here? And then if their response
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  Speaker 6: was no, I'm just the renter, It's like, well we can't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going so much easier than answering the door with
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 5: a shotgun. Right. I get a lot of door to
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  Speaker 5: door knocks in my neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I have a what do you say? No, hla.
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  Speaker 6: Because five houses down there's a house with forty to
• 2:12:23
  Speaker 6: fifty cats, it shows, and the cars parked in the
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  Speaker 6: yard multiple one of them doesn't even work. Oh man,
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  Speaker 6: i'd say highlight. It's a little bit further than five,
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 6: but it's in the neighborhood.
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 2: Where I'm going with this, though, is that I've been
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 2: living by that rule knock, knock, knock? Are you the homeowner? No,
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: I'm the renter.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 6: And it's always gone well, uh until oh, the last
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 6: door to door salesman that I had.
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 2: Right, So, first of all, do you guys like, do
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 2: you mind door? I don't think no, No, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't even go up there. Yeah either, I
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 2: just don't even I don't. I act like it's not
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  Speaker 2: even happening.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 5: You just looking at them. Yeah, like the t Rex
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 5: in Jurassic Park. If you don't move, they can't.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 2: See it right exactly. Sometimes I'll open the door and
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 2: just stare at him, and I actually did that one time,
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 2: just stare at him.
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 5: My guy was like, Hey, we're campassing for donations for
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 5: local ecology, and I literally went, oh cool. And then
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 5: I just looked at him. And then I imagined if
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 5: he just wasn't there, and I froze. I froze, and
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 5: he went you you came in, it's good. And I
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 5: didn't do anything. I just blankly stared into nothingness and
• 2:13:35
  Speaker 5: he just and it shook it really well. Then he
• 2:13:38
  Speaker 5: just like stepped away, and as he walked away, I
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 5: didn't move. He just looked back and just went, what
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 5: are you talking about?
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 2: Was like, yeah, I really rattled him. A guy just
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 2: froze in front of him mid conversation until he left
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 2: back in the way, slowly going I guess I'll just
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 2: keep this water filter. So I get a knock, knock, knock.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 2: I open up the door. It's this woman.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 6: She's wearing a shirt. It has it's a uniform. There's
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 6: there's a company on the shirt. But I see her
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 6: car behind her and there's.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: No logo on the car. I feel like that's important
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 2: because if there's a logo in the car, then it's
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: way more official.
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 6: Right, agree with that no logo in the car. I'm like,
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 6: maybe this is a wrong uber eats, you know, like,
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 6: I don't know what the situation is. I have no
• 2:14:28
  Speaker 6: wifey with me. I'm looking after three dogs and a baby.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 6: At the time of the knock, I'm dog sitting as well. Knock, knocknock,
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 6: open up the door. One dog immediately jets a neck out.
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 6: I slam my shin up against the dog, like I
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 6: say slam, but like I pinted the dog. I'm like, no, no, no, no,
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 6: I have Now I'm playing like this weird game of
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 6: like Twister Twister. I have a baby, one hand dog
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 6: up against the doorframe, trying to really look as busy
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 6: as I possibly can be, fishing for some sympathy.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to just move on.
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 6: Wait, I can't help out right now. I'm way too busy, right,
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm trying to show. She goes, yeah, I'm
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 6: here for and I go I'm sorry.
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 2: Just to jump ahead of this. I know I'm not
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: the homeowner.
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 6: I am the renter, but because I'm holding the baby,
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 6: because I've got the dog, I don't get the mental
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 6: chance to lie appropriately. So it comes off like, hey,
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 6: just let you know I don't know this place on
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 6: the renter. Okay, So she picks up on Oh, he's
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 6: just saying this little script.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: And now listen to that from your brother.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 6: Right, So now she knows online I just lied. Like
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 6: now we have this weird small talk dance. We're now
• 2:15:55
  Speaker 6: we're about three shades away from being actually who we
• 2:15:58
  Speaker 6: really are because you don't want to be doing this.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 5: I don't want to be doing this. I just lied.
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 6: Now you're funneling into another lie of me not being
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 6: a homeowner. So once I doubled down on that, and
• 2:16:11
  Speaker 6: I'm struggling and we don't we're caught in this web
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 6: of confusion. She goes, it's okay, just letting you know, though,
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 6: don't use your water for the next till eight pm,
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 6: and then leaves, oh, no, what she was with the city?
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah or the county. Well here's the thing, this is
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 2: why I think you're going to be proud of me, Jim.
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: I don't believe her. I don't believe her. So you
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 2: fed your kid water to get killed it.
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 5: Like he didn't. I didn't. Okay, so maybe you're not
• 2:16:44
  Speaker 5: going to be that proud.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no, So you didn't buy it.
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 5: I didn't buy it.
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 2: That's kind of ballsy for her to do something like that.
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 6: Because and here's the reason why, because I think she lied.
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 6: She fought fire with fire. She knew that I was
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 6: the home own owner. But I wasn't going to get okay.
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 6: See now she goes, well, all right, if you're not
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 6: going to show me this the amount of respect, I'm
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 6: gonna show you the same level of respect. So she goes,
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 6: don't drink your water till eight pm.
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 5: Mind you.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 2: If they were with the city, there's a logo on
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 2: the car, right, Yeah, Yeah, there would definitely be a
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 2: logo on the car. She would definitely have like a
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 2: city or county, uh emblem on their on their on
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 2: their Yeah, there's a company on the uniform. When did
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 2: this happen?
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 5: This happened a handful of days ago, Monday.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely would have been a county thing. You it
• 2:17:30
  Speaker 2: would have been a company county car. There's nobody, no randos,
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 2: I believe driving around like doing county business. I don't
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: believe that happened.
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 6: And I and I think this is also worth pointing out,
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 6: is that she said to not drink my water till
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 6: eight pm as she was walking away.
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: Oh dude, that's dirty. Do you remember the company she
• 2:17:51
  Speaker 2: had on her shirt?
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 3: No?
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 2: I don't, Oh dog, i'd be all over that.
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 14: I don't remember. Yeah, I remember the Orlando Fringe Festival. Yeah, dude,
• 2:18:01
  Speaker 14: that's terrible, man, right. I think I would have gotten
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 14: a little.
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 2: Agro with that. That's why I got a little agro.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 2: I think I would have been a little I mean,
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 2: like what, I would have shut that door, closed, the
• 2:18:09
  Speaker 2: dogs head in it.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 19: Whatever.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I've been like, what's going on with you?
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can't do this? What are you doing?
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 2: Who are you? Where are you from?
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 5: And guess what, I drank that water?
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 2: Good for you? Yeah? You doing it?
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 3: Is?
• 2:18:19
  Speaker 5: By the way, I think she was onto something.
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 12: It was.
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 6: Something was kind of wrong with the water, and it
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 6: kind of got a little bit better close to eight o'clock.
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 6: To me, that's almost irrelevant.
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 5: I don't sell. My favorite part of the story is
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 5: you kept the dog's identity anonymous. We all know it's Hazel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 2:18:41
  Speaker 5: Zelda is not zip and the door anymore.
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 6: No, No, I've got I've got one dog that is
• 2:18:48
  Speaker 6: spry and another one that is try. Yeah, that was
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 6: kind of fun to rhyme. All right, those are your
• 2:18:56
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• 2:18:59
  Speaker 2: Jim though proud. I'm proud of it. I fought fire
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 2: with you know. I was like, no, she's lying, and
• 2:19:04
  Speaker 2: you're fighting fire with fire, and it's odd you telling
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: you not use the water, just this perfect yang circle
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  Speaker 2: That's right, guys, Welcome back to the Jim Gilbert Show.
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• 2:20:45
  Speaker 2: I got a text from Russ this morning, from the
• 2:20:47
  Speaker 2: monsters in the morning. He said, hey, look, let it
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 2: ready know tomorrow it's gonna be a just It's gonna
• 2:20:51
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• 2:20:54
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• 2:20:56
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• 2:21:23
  Speaker 2: Hey, have you guys ever heard of moral OCD? Moral OCD?
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 2: No moral OCD?
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 10: Ah?
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 2: I am intrigued. You are intrigued, are you? I was
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 2: really intrigued when I saw this as a headline off rip.
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: It feels like something that I might align with just
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: off of those words. Okay, so let me ask you
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 2: what do you think that means? How do you think
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 2: when I say, uh, do you have moral OCD? What
• 2:21:49
  Speaker 2: do you think I'm asking you?
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 5: I think you're talking about, uh A a problematic compulsion
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 5: to do what you think is the right thing. So
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 5: like I'm going to volunteer a soup kitchen until I
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 5: get kicked out of my place because I didn't actually
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 5: make money to pay my rents.
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 6: What do you think, Ross, that you have this really
• 2:22:08
  Speaker 6: not high standard, but specific standard that you can project
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 6: onto other people that when it isn't met, it makes
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 6: you kind of like tick out a little bit.
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how about you, Josh?
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd imagine it makes you a pedantic person just
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 5: super rigid with your guidelines and you expect everyone else
• 2:22:28
  Speaker 5: to follow along.
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 2: And super judgy as well too. It says here it
• 2:22:32
  Speaker 2: is a basically a fear in the constant worry if
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 2: you're a bad person. Oh oh wow.
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 11: Sure.
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 2: It is a constant obsessive compulsive disorder know as moral scrupulosity.
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 2: Cool god, I killed that, or what they call what
• 2:22:50
  Speaker 2: they call moral OCD. It says it's constantly asking yourself,
• 2:22:54
  Speaker 2: Am I a bad person? Because I blank? Am I
• 2:22:57
  Speaker 2: a bad person because I did this or that? Or
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 2: because I don't do this, Like for Chase was saying
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 2: like I don't go and volunteer at soup kitchens, or
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 2: I don't do anything to help and I know people
• 2:23:07
  Speaker 2: who do. Does that make me a bad person. But
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 2: the OCD aspect of it doesn't let you just go, Noah,
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm good, I'll do it next week. It doesn't do that.
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: It's like you constantly sit and dwell on the fact
• 2:23:19
  Speaker 2: that you aren't living up to what you think you
• 2:23:21
  Speaker 2: should be and other people are. It's your moral OCD.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 6: I Everything that you just said I can basically sign
• 2:23:27
  Speaker 6: up for, except for that one part where.
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 2: You said other people are well. I mean, that's just
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 2: an example of one person that would look around and
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: see that. Because you know, we have somebody that's part
• 2:23:37
  Speaker 2: of our group and they do some amazing stuff. They
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 2: go to soup kitchens, they go hand out, they find
• 2:23:42
  Speaker 2: blankets for homeless, and I don't do any of that stuff.
• 2:23:45
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't do any of this. I mean
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 2: I provide money, you know, I donate to charities and stuff,
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 2: but I don't go out and do the physical stuff
• 2:23:52
  Speaker 2: of finding blankets and taking it to the people when
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 2: they need them. I don't do that. But I don't
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 2: have a moral OCD thing for that, because I knew.
• 2:23:58
  Speaker 2: I do other things that make up for maybe that,
• 2:24:00
  Speaker 2: but I don't do.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 6: Well for me, I can fall victim of always trying
• 2:24:06
  Speaker 6: to make sure that I'm not a bad person, or
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 6: always thinking that I am a bad person and because
• 2:24:12
  Speaker 6: of who I am, comparing that to who which is
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 6: what I think and who I think I can be.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 2: So that's just you thinking you're not living up to
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 2: your own potential. Yeah, morally, but but is that not
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 2: aligning up to what this is? Kind of yeah, doude,
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 2: But I don't see anybody in these rooms dealing with
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 2: any of this stuff. I mean, everybody in these rooms
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 2: are pretty good people. I mean, we we kind of
• 2:24:35
  Speaker 2: keep it together, right.
• 2:24:36
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I do admonish myself for not doing more,
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 7: but you really, yeah.
• 2:24:39
  Speaker 2: I think we're good people because we're so afraid of
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 2: being like, we're so on top of not being bad.
• 2:24:46
  Speaker 7: But I always think of that saying, you know that
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 7: the path to hell is is is uh yep, paved
• 2:24:52
  Speaker 7: in good intentions, And I always think like all those
• 2:24:54
  Speaker 7: times I think like I'm going to get clothes and
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 7: take those in or you know, I miss the the
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 7: mail carrier's food drive this past week.
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 2: And I even did a news story on.
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 7: Well, here's the thing if you're and I'm Catholic, so
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 7: I already figured, oh no, I have.
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 5: Been guilty of, you know, doing good things for other
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 5: people that when I look back on it, I'm like, oh,
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 5: but the time I spent doing that, I actually misallocated
• 2:25:20
  Speaker 5: my time and resources and it actually sent me back.
• 2:25:23
  Speaker 5: So I kind of feel like it's in a way
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 5: like going to the gym, Like what's the best workout,
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 5: the one that you do consistently. What's the act of
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 5: goodness that's best the one you do consistently, right.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a very good way to put it.
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 2: Drinking smoke, I'm a chance.
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 5: I'm so proud of you.
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 2: Thank you. And by the way, you mentioned something that's
• 2:25:43
  Speaker 2: very important to this that comes in a little bit later.
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 2: What was that where you just said you are a Catholic.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 2: That's right, because religion has a big play in this.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 2: People who have you know, deep rooted faith, you know,
• 2:25:54
  Speaker 2: they deal with this more than anybody.
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they might think they don't tithe enough, or they don't.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 2: Live up to God's image, and did with that a lot,
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 2: and it turns into a physical obsession as well. I
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 2: have my own personal theory about why I have this,
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 2: this foundation of like don't be bad, don't be bad,
• 2:26:11
  Speaker 2: and this is let me just say it bluntly got
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 2: kicked out of school. Five days later my dad died.
• 2:26:17
  Speaker 7: So, like, do you have that correlation of when I'm
• 2:26:20
  Speaker 7: bad something bad happened?
• 2:26:22
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 6: Actuate as an adult, I can honestly look at you
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 6: guys and go, that's illogical and silly and stupid.
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 2: Well, like, I I don't think that, but like the
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 2: one time I got in immense.
• 2:26:38
  Speaker 6: Trouble where like, I really let everyone in my family down,
• 2:26:43
  Speaker 6: and I'm getting kicked out of a public school and
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 6: I won't tell that story all over again.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just that was I thought you were
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 5: going to say public, so I was never gonna talk
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 5: to you again.
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 6: That was so bad and made such an impact that
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 6: I made have promised myself to never get in trouble
• 2:26:59
  Speaker 6: ever again, to the point of where I'm paranoid about
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 6: getting in trouble ever once again.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 2: One of the examples they give is kind of fascinating.
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 2: It says, perhaps after an interaction at work, you made somebody, uh,
• 2:27:11
  Speaker 2: you made somebody feel bad, or you think you did right.
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 2: So when you go home, the obsession manifests itself like this,
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 2: you actually call your mom, you explain the situation for
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 2: your to your mother, right, the situation where you think
• 2:27:22
  Speaker 2: you hurt someone's feelings and you wait for your mom
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 2: to react, to see if your mother reacts with disappointment
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 2: or to tell you it's not a big deal, because
• 2:27:31
  Speaker 2: you want that clearance that you weren't a bad person
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  Speaker 2: at that time, and that never ends, It never ends.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 2: That that could be any interaction you have for the
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 2: people who have the OC. It says like this. It
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 2: says it could also look like undoing behaviors because uh,
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 2: it says that, which means trying to do something really
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 2: good to make up for any bad or immoral thoughts.
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 2: Oh my, So if you do it, if you do
• 2:27:54
  Speaker 2: something that you think, oh man, I you know, you know,
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 2: I was at a friend's house and I ate too
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 2: much cake. You know, I ate three pieces of cake
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 2: and there's only enough for everybody to have one piece
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 2: of cake. And you beat yourself to death over that,
• 2:28:08
  Speaker 2: and then you go and do something unbelievably good to
• 2:28:11
  Speaker 2: make up for that. You keep score on yourself.
• 2:28:14
  Speaker 6: Somebody, is it almost like eating three slices of pizza
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 6: at the Modu wit Bolderama when there was only one
• 2:28:20
  Speaker 6: pie of pizza that's eight slices for a team of six,
• 2:28:23
  Speaker 6: So then you recompensate by helping out with Orlando City
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 6: tickets for your teammates.
• 2:28:28
  Speaker 5: Yes, I think we just learned something very important about
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 5: my brother.
• 2:28:33
  Speaker 7: Oh, somebody just texted us at seven seven zero three one.
• 2:28:36
  Speaker 7: And this is when it becomes heartbreaking. I'm pretty sure
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 7: my wife has moral scrupulosity OCD. She's never been diagnosed,
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 7: and I've never told her, but she constantly says that
• 2:28:47
  Speaker 7: she is a bad person and that no one should
• 2:28:49
  Speaker 7: like her because she's a bad person, and she's really
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 7: not a bad person at all.
• 2:28:54
  Speaker 2: That's so. I mean, I had not heard this term
• 2:28:56
  Speaker 2: before I saw this story today. By the way, if
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 2: you want to read the story, it's a Yahoo Health today.
• 2:29:02
  Speaker 2: Sorry for my excuse me, sorry for it says constantly
• 2:29:05
  Speaker 2: questioning whether you're a bad person, And if you just
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 2: type been moral OCD, I'm sure you can find the story.
• 2:29:09
  Speaker 2: It's really long. I can't get into everything today, but
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: it is a very interesting concept I've never heard before.
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, I don't know if this is
• 2:29:20
  Speaker 2: the best of the worst the radio segment I've ever
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 2: been a part of. I mean, how about this. I
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 2: can even pull real radio and my history being on
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 2: the show common compulsions when it comes to I just
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 2: looked it up. When it comes to moral o CD,
• 2:29:35
  Speaker 2: one of the second thing it says is confessing, disclosing
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 2: minor imagined or trivial thoughts actions to relieve guilt. That's
• 2:29:46
  Speaker 2: been my entire radio career. Really, that's crazy when it
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 2: comes to maybe not confessing, but just being honest Ken
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 2: and then relieving that thought, even just today's Ross thoughts
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 2: of like you'd be proud because like that's the first
• 2:30:04
  Speaker 2: time that I've ever taken the nefarious route when it
• 2:30:07
  Speaker 2: comes to someone telling me something which I think that
• 2:30:10
  Speaker 2: you would be proud of, because that's more of a
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 2: street smart.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 7: And and if you see, just like you read in
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 7: the example, instead of Ross going to his mom that
• 2:30:19
  Speaker 7: Clarence God, he went to his dad, his radio dad
• 2:30:24
  Speaker 7: for Clarence And aren't you proud of me? I mean
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 7: he hung on the words you would be proud of
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 7: me that I made this choice.
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 5: I'm really cutting into the center of this onion, right, Yeah,
• 2:30:32
  Speaker 5: we really are. You know what I think it comes
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 5: down to. I think it comes down to the nuance
• 2:30:36
  Speaker 5: between shame and guilt.
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's a big difference. There's a huge difference.
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 5: Guilt is recognizing, Ah, I kind of made a booboo
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 5: that wasn't great, but that's subjective. Well doing church, sure,
• 2:30:51
  Speaker 5: But the difference is guilt is I did something bad,
• 2:30:54
  Speaker 5: Shame is I am?
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 2: That's one hundred percent true, that's one thousand percent the
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 2: dam And by the way, the lady that sent or
• 2:31:02
  Speaker 2: the guy that sent the text just a second ago,
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 2: just recent attext yah, and says, my wife can recount
• 2:31:06
  Speaker 2: bad things she's done for the last thirty years, every
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 2: single onehaus She can name events that are really no
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 2: big deal that everyone just forgot about, but to her
• 2:31:15
  Speaker 2: it's monumental. It's a capital moment in her life. I
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 2: could draw your face of disappointment, Jim, when I completely
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 2: no call, no showed on a meeting that you and
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 2: I scheduled just for you and me.
• 2:31:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I will never forget it. I remember every single
• 2:31:33
  Speaker 6: one of your pores that day. You told me that
• 2:31:36
  Speaker 6: you told me to be here at one o'clock, even
• 2:31:39
  Speaker 6: though we're usually here at one thirty. I showed up
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 6: at one thirty, and I was all happy and Jared
• 2:31:44
  Speaker 6: completely totally forgot. You looked at me with this level
• 2:31:47
  Speaker 6: of sad and disappointment, and I was confused of like,
• 2:31:50
  Speaker 6: why is what's up his ass? And then I realized,
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 6: oh no, it's me. I could have phrased that better.
• 2:31:55
  Speaker 2: But in just got juggled. But it says more. It
• 2:32:00
  Speaker 2: says moral OCD is very heavy. Like when you hear it,
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 2: you think, oh my god, this is therapy talk, right,
• 2:32:06
  Speaker 2: that's what a lot of people would think. It can
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 2: lead to guilt and a quote questioning of one's own character.
• 2:32:11
  Speaker 2: It's almost as if you're judge, interrogating your own moral
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 2: character in a way as to whether you're a good
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 2: or a bad person, Like you're your own worst enemy,
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 2: because you constantly look at your actions to see if
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 2: they hold up to your own character, like having.
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 6: Debates within yourself, because when you come to grips with
• 2:32:29
  Speaker 6: maybe one of a concrete belief which is harder to
• 2:32:32
  Speaker 6: find than ever, and then you have that concrete belief
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 6: and then you hold it to your own fire, and
• 2:32:37
  Speaker 6: then you start arguing with a belief that you have,
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 6: and then you walk away going.
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much I really believe in that.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 2: It says here the man.
• 2:32:44
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you though, Russ, you only have twenty minutes
• 2:32:46
  Speaker 7: left in this session and then we're gonna need to
• 2:32:48
  Speaker 7: book your next appointment.
• 2:32:49
  Speaker 2: It says moments of self doubt are very, very normal
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 2: and very human.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 5: Hella.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 2: You can ask Deba right now. I mean, nobody yells
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 2: at myself more for doing something wrong or blanking up
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: a spot or doing something than I do.
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 7: You got it too, and you yelled at me last night.
• 2:33:02
  Speaker 7: We're not yelled at me. But you know, a common
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 7: trait we both have is I was wrapping up, you know,
• 2:33:08
  Speaker 7: putting together the podcast and ending the stream and kept
• 2:33:11
  Speaker 7: apologizing because I felt like I was making you wait
• 2:33:14
  Speaker 7: too long as I'm trying to hurry up, and you
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 7: were like.
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 2: I have that same gene.
• 2:33:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't do that, you know, and that sorry when
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 7: you didn't do anything truly wrong.
• 2:33:22
  Speaker 2: And that comes from my old man. But I do
• 2:33:23
  Speaker 2: that a lot. I apologize for things I did not
• 2:33:25
  Speaker 2: do or things that are so small they do not
• 2:33:27
  Speaker 2: deserve it. Apologize because as a kid, I was always
• 2:33:30
  Speaker 2: mel felt like I was in the way. My dad
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 2: basically always made me feel like I was in the
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 2: way or I wasn't moving fast enough, or I wasn't
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 2: doing it quick enough. So I always apologize when I
• 2:33:39
  Speaker 2: think I'm hindering any scenario. I don't do it anymore,
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 2: not much anymore, but I do point it out and
• 2:33:44
  Speaker 2: I can see it for sure real quick before you
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 2: get go on Ross, it's his moments of self doubt
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 2: are very very very normal and very human. Everybody's. Everybody
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 2: has intrusive thoughts. The difference is OCD is a neurological condition.
• 2:33:56
  Speaker 2: It's like our brains are almost stuck on a highway
• 2:33:58
  Speaker 2: loop and they can't get off the high way. So
• 2:34:00
  Speaker 2: it's an actual when you have this and you're thinking,
• 2:34:03
  Speaker 2: you're listening to us now, it isn't something you can
• 2:34:05
  Speaker 2: kind of get over. You're not gonna be able to
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 2: read a book, and you actually may need some therapy
• 2:34:09
  Speaker 2: to have a therapist or a professional explain to you,
• 2:34:11
  Speaker 2: this is why you're doing this. You know, you go
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 2: back into your childhood like I have, and I found
• 2:34:15
  Speaker 2: that one moment in my life, I'm like, well, that's
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 2: why I do that because my old man always told
• 2:34:18
  Speaker 2: me I was in the way and that's why it happens.
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 6: Oh wow, I like that that was you just stuck
• 2:34:24
  Speaker 6: the dramatic ending right there. Yeah, by, I won't leave
• 2:34:28
  Speaker 6: this glass of moral OCD half empty because there are
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 6: some massive pros. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 6: like a fear of being bad is a necessarily an
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 6: always bad thing. I rather be afraid of being bad
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 6: than afraid of being good.
• 2:34:44
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was Doupe. But that the deepest thought
• 2:34:48
  Speaker 2: I've ever seen him in. Right now, my dude is frozen.
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 2: This is wild, right it could.
• 2:34:52
  Speaker 5: I'm just having this experience because I'm like, you know what,
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 5: I have absolutely done things that uh you know, I'm
• 2:34:59
  Speaker 5: not proud of that I have felt certainly guilt for,
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 5: and then I genuinely make an effort to improve upon that.
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 5: So I don't do those again, and I'm not one
• 2:35:07
  Speaker 5: hundred percent on it, but I do get better over time.
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 5: But I don't think I've with very few exceptions, ever
• 2:35:12
  Speaker 5: thought like I'm a bad person. But here's the thing,
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 5: that's what a bad person with that?
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 2: Buddy, I gotta tell you, I have some things like
• 2:35:20
  Speaker 2: that in my past, but I don't hold myself against
• 2:35:23
  Speaker 2: that because I can look at the totality of the
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 2: scenario and go, well, what are my other options? Then
• 2:35:28
  Speaker 2: what would have my options been then at that point
• 2:35:30
  Speaker 2: and that I look at the decision I made and
• 2:35:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, well, really, wasn't that bad considering the other
• 2:35:34
  Speaker 2: options that could have happened. I chose the thing that
• 2:35:37
  Speaker 2: was the most balanced. And I can go back into
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 2: my business life, and trust me, there's a couple of
• 2:35:40
  Speaker 2: things in my business life that.
• 2:35:42
  Speaker 5: Were not cool and not cool to a really cool person. Okay,
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 5: like so, And it was a money thing.
• 2:35:50
  Speaker 2: And to this day, to this day, I still think
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 2: about it, to this day, as we sit here, I
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 2: could still I could draw you a picture of the
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 2: situation because I hold that my heart because the guy
• 2:36:01
  Speaker 2: is such a good person and he was doing something
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 2: to help me and what I did did not help him.
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 2: And I will never ever, I will never forgive myself
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 2: for that.
• 2:36:09
  Speaker 5: I have not a money thing, but like a relationship
• 2:36:12
  Speaker 5: thing that I did a long time ago that I really, dude,
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 5: just want. His name was Brian. He was so tender.
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 11: That I was.
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 5: I was a very I was a not good partner,
• 2:36:24
  Speaker 5: and and then the relationship ended, and it was I
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 5: was filled with shame. Genuinely. I was in a place
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 5: of like I am a bad person for doing this.
• 2:36:34
  Speaker 5: And I think the gift of age and time is
• 2:36:37
  Speaker 5: that if you can just hang in there and still
• 2:36:40
  Speaker 5: keep working on yourself, don't give up, eventually you kind
• 2:36:44
  Speaker 5: of evolve into a new person, into a new person,
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 5: and then you can kind of look at that person
• 2:36:49
  Speaker 5: that you aren't really anymore with a compassion and go, oh, man,
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 5: I know why you did that. I see it now,
• 2:36:57
  Speaker 5: I see the whole tapestry of what you were working
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 5: on with high in sight, and and you can kind
• 2:37:02
  Speaker 5: of hold compassion for I wouldn't maybe forgiveness certainly, not
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 5: acceptance like oh but that was okay, because it wasn't okay.
• 2:37:11
  Speaker 2: But that's the key there, Like you say, if you
• 2:37:13
  Speaker 2: accept that reality and that behavior as if to say, well,
• 2:37:18
  Speaker 2: you know, it really wasn't that bad. I really don't
• 2:37:20
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• 2:37:21
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• 2:37:23
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• 2:37:26
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• 2:37:28
  Speaker 2: never done anything like that again, say ever in my life.
• 2:37:30
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, is one drag about the fringes.
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  Speaker 2: the first loop, we drive straight to the garage because
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  Speaker 2: or Lando Frings dot Org. By the way, we got
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  Speaker 2: we can get sloppy. Yeah, the Lake County. After being
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  Speaker 2: quote unquote slomping, No, he just said he has a
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  Speaker 2: guest room.
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  Speaker 7: In others, you're going to crash at his house and
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  Speaker 7: then wake up and help change diapers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Which one?
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  Speaker 5: I know this house pretty well. What's the guest room?
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  Speaker 5: You mean the podcast studio or the storage unit?
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  Speaker 20: No?
• 2:40:42
  Speaker 5: No, not a storage unit.
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  Speaker 2: I want to sleep on that count.
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  Speaker 5: Oh there is a bed in it. You're right, there
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  Speaker 5: is a twin bed in it. Now you're a twin, Jimmy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you can.
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  Speaker 5: You can rock out with a twin.
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  Speaker 2: What are you even talking about? Yeah, and twins. I
• 2:41:00
  Speaker 2: won't be crashing at your house.
• 2:41:01
  Speaker 5: I do not do that.
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 2: Why not? I just don't do that. I'm too old
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 2: to do that, to crash in mind, I don't want
• 2:41:06
  Speaker 2: to crash at your place either. And I love both
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 2: of you dearly, but I don't crash at people's houses anymore.
• 2:41:10
  Speaker 2: I'm too old.
• 2:41:11
  Speaker 5: I don't agree with that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I like my privacy.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to I don't want you hearing me
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  Speaker 5: do things. I don't want you to hear me.
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  Speaker 20: And I.
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  Speaker 2: Make noises. When you get older, you make noise, You fart,
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  Speaker 2: you burp, and stuff happens. Dude, you'll see working out.
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  Speaker 2: I gonna save you, all right, I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 5: I will say I have I'm I just turned forty
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  Speaker 5: three a week ago, and I and I do notice
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  Speaker 5: there are certain things where it's like, oh, can't eat
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  Speaker 5: past nine pm? Now things are shutting down.
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  Speaker 2: How about when you get to the doctor and go
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  Speaker 2: you don't what you need to give up? Popcorn? I'm like, popcorn, popcorn, popcorn?
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  Speaker 2: What what is popcorn gonna do to me? And she's like, well,
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  Speaker 2: you have signs of diverticulitis and popcorn holes will get
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  Speaker 2: in there and that goes cause you some real problems.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, Okay, well, I guess I'm just in
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  Speaker 2: everything bagel. She goes, can't have those either, that's tess
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  Speaker 2: me seeds.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, just it be a gun, just do it?
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  Speaker 5: Can it be chocolate dipped?
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  Speaker 2: It can be chocolate dipping.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, the chocolate makes.
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  Speaker 2: It glue together. Fun.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, you can't have a chocolate dipped gun.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So you get heard it here first?
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  Speaker 4: Good time for you heard it here first on the
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  Speaker 4: Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 7: Huge sporting events, such as the upcoming FIFA World Cup Games,
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  Speaker 7: attract human traffickers and other criminals.
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  Speaker 2: Miami Dade County. That's an early WU buddy.
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  Speaker 7: That is Miami Dade County has joined the international It's
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  Speaker 7: a Penalty campaign to raise public awareness, arrest pimps and
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  Speaker 7: rescue victims. Miami State Attorney Catherine Fernandez Rundel says her
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  Speaker 7: office is Human Trafficking Task Force has been successful during
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  Speaker 7: other big sporting events and just listen to these numbers.
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  Speaker 5: We have worked with over one four hundred victims. We
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  Speaker 5: have filed nearly one thousand human trafficking related criminal cases,
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  Speaker 5: and our hotline has answered over three thousand, two hundred calls.
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  Speaker 2: That's Miami Day. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Whoo.
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  Speaker 5: These people do not have moral OCD.
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  Speaker 2: You know they do not, She says.
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  Speaker 7: Florida ranks third in the nation for reported human trafficking cases,
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  Speaker 7: and Miami Dade County consistently reports the highest number of
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  Speaker 7: cases in the states.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I remember a trooper told me years ago that Lee
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  Speaker 2: Road and I four was one of the great switchover
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  Speaker 2: moments for people who traffic drugs and people because there's
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  Speaker 2: those old hotels there and they would use that as
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  Speaker 2: a switch out area because it was halfway between Miami
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  Speaker 2: and like the not Atlanta. But at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the state there, so it was a good meeting point
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  Speaker 2: right there for people coming up from the South.
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  Speaker 7: Scary af Closer to home, a teenager has died after
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  Speaker 7: a crash in Orange County. Just at real reminder, parents,
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  Speaker 7: even though it may not look cool, just make sure
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  Speaker 7: your kid wears a helmet. At HP has announced the
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  Speaker 7: death of thirteen year old Colton Remsburg, days after Sunday's
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  Speaker 7: crash in Orlando. He's wrote riding an east scooter in
• 2:43:59
  Speaker 7: Lake Nona on his way to a store to buy
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  Speaker 7: flowers for his mom on Mother's Day when he was
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  Speaker 7: hit by a pickup truck on Moss Park Road. The
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  Speaker 7: driver remained on the scene and no charges have been announced.
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  Speaker 7: One of his friends who was at the scene said
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  Speaker 7: he didn't have a broken bone, but he hit his
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  Speaker 7: head so hard on the ground. It was again, it
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  Speaker 7: may not look cool, but you gotta wear a helmet.
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  Speaker 7: A vigil for Remsburg is going to take place tomorrow
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  Speaker 7: night at six at Heroes Community Park on Center Line Drive.
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  Speaker 2: And parents out there who have kids that don't want
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  Speaker 2: to wear them, it's really easy. Just go to AI,
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  Speaker 2: ask for the numbers of injuries with and without and
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  Speaker 2: show them. The number. It is startling, it's crazy, it's startling.
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  Speaker 2: Your chances of living, how much they increase when you
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  Speaker 2: have the helmet, helmet or a bicycle.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, this thirteen year old would have survived if he
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  Speaker 7: had been wearing a helmet.
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  Speaker 2: It is, it is a gross ratio. It is of
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  Speaker 2: how important it is to wear a helmet when you're
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  Speaker 2: doing those things.
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  Speaker 7: I feel, I mean, my heart goes out for grown
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  Speaker 7: motorcyclists who are choosing not to wear a helmet, but
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  Speaker 7: a thirteen year old. And then, finally, I picked this
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  Speaker 7: story for you specifically, Ross, because I knew this news
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  Speaker 7: would make it happy. Conan O'Brien is we're turning to
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  Speaker 7: host the Oscars for a third time. This comes after
• 2:45:15
  Speaker 7: he hear earned HI marks for his second year hosting
• 2:45:18
  Speaker 7: back in March. Academy CEO Bill Kramer and Academy President
• 2:45:22
  Speaker 7: Lynnette Howell Taylor announced the news Tuesday afternoon. They said
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  Speaker 7: they quote look forward to Conan superbly leading the celebration
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  Speaker 7: with his brilliance and humor end quote. Next year's show
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  Speaker 7: will take place live on March fourteenth, twenty twenty seven,
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  Speaker 7: in Hollywood. And you heard it here first, right, here
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  Speaker 7: on the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think the overall survival rate is for
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  Speaker 2: riders that have crashes that are wearing helmets? Do you
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  Speaker 2: be specific like riders of bikes and spears? He just
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  Speaker 2: says riders okay percent? Okay, IM bad?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, wow, you must be okay. I'll go. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna say eighty eight ninety three to ninety six percent
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  Speaker 2: a seventy percent head injury reduction when wearing it from
• 2:46:14
  Speaker 2: got seventy percent, forty one percent reduction of fatalities if
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  Speaker 2: you just wear a helmet. There you go. That's the
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  Speaker 2: numbers that you should be sure. And that's just a
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  Speaker 2: rudiment and research. While DEVI was doing your thing, like
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really go in there and ask for the
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  Speaker 2: comparative number one. When you see those, I think they're
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  Speaker 2: even more dramatic.
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  Speaker 6: And it's not just kids who don't find them cool.
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  Speaker 6: Look at the NFL right now. They have better helmets,
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  Speaker 6: but they don't wear it because it doesn't look as cool.
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  Speaker 2: We gotta go, let's get out of here. Who do
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  Speaker 2: we have to thank today quickly?
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  Speaker 7: We want to thank Josh Fowler for producing for us today.
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  Speaker 7: Yay Thank you Mills Air for saucing up our Thursday.
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  Speaker 7: Chloe Greenberg from The Orlando Weekly, in case you missed
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  Speaker 7: her recommendations for things to do. Her podcast has already
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  Speaker 2: Alight you so much. Let's get out of here, Josh,
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  Speaker 2: what do you say?
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  Speaker 5: Buddy?
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  Speaker 2: the show. Super awesome talent and of course there are
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  Speaker 2: tons of others out there as well. Always good see you, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for your time. Thanks for having me man, I
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  Speaker 2: appreciate it. I'll be having dev Josh Ross and Chase.
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