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Throwback Thursday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.14.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Puppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I saw this headline. And this is reverse
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  sexism. Can you imagine? I mean, it does happen.
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  When Andrew Tate and all these guys in the manosphere
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  say, Oh, yeah, I don't want to be around women.
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  They're annoying. And then the women go, that
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  sucks ass. But then you know what happens. Trisha
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  Paytas, she's a little chubby. She went on to
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  call her daddy and said, there's some men. i
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  think i just like always hated men and i feel
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  like oh yeah she don't pick the right one i'm
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  still kind of there especially like giving birth
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  i just had like such bad experiences i thought
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  she was gonna say giving something else men like
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  not understanding postpartum like just so oh
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  so because we don't understand the human body
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  because women don't really want to seem to explain
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  it to us because whenever i ask a woman a question
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  about the body they're like Didn't you pay attention
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  in health class? Like, no, I was checking out
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  my fifth grade crush. I just, all my life, it
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  was just like any type of man. I'm just like,
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  I don't know. I feel like I wanted their validation.
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  Yeah, it's called daddy issues. And they were
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  all awful. Oh, because you chose the wrong ones?
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  That would be like me saying, I've dated two
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  cloud chasers, so... All women are car chasers.
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  All women are bisexual. I feel like I have still
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  such a strong hatred. I think if there's anything
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  to fix, it's maybe my hatred towards men. Yeah,
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  I would say so. I would say you need to get a
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  male shrink and talk to him about that. That
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  doesn't sound healthy. Not all men are bad, just
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  like not all women are bad. I just think this
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  idea that reverse sexism does not get called
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  out. I think it's ridiculous. I think it's out
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  of this world. Can you imagine if I said that?
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  Oh, women are dumb. Fuck me then. And I feel
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  like it's like, it's not even just like me being
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  this feminist. Men suck, you know. No, that is
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  you being that. It's like when you talk to a
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  racist goat. I'm not racist, but I got a lot
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  of black friends. Like, I really dislike them.
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  I dislike you too. You're annoying. To talk to
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  a straight, like... I would say you need a little
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  osempic, too. Here, I really made a conscious
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  effort to do only female podcasts. I thought
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  you were the only fan, so that's where my mind's
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  in the gutter. I don't want to talk to, like,
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  men, like... Well, maybe if you tried a man's
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  podcast, that would help. You seem broken. Let
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  me show you the ruckus. I don't know what it
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  is. And it's like, that's obviously not right
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  either. You want to like be equal and like, you
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  know, not hate men. Yeah. But I get what you're
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  saying. I think like when you've been. You know
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  what it is? She doesn't like how men look at
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  her. No, I like her thickness. Gives you more
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  to love from behind. But, you know, she's probably
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  mad at your typical incel and rather hook up
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  with someone like her. It's Cooper. It's like
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  70 pounds lighter. And like fucked over or wronged
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  by men or even just as simple as like they don't
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  understand women. Yeah, we don't because you
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  don't want to explain to us how many times do
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  you try to ask a woman what it's like being a
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  woman and then they look at you. A man that when
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  you're actually looking at them in the eyes,
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  you're like, oh, you don't get what I'm talking
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  about. Yeah, because you're not explaining it.
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  We're stupid. We're here to procreate and break
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  your heart. And you're here to, you know, squirt
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  out kids and break our hearts. 50 -50. What's
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  going on with this loser? This morning, FBI Director
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  Kash Patel, he just looks like a maniac. He very
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  much is bitch slap face. You just don't want
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  him to be around. Like when Kash Patel enters
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  the room and then leaves, everyone talks about
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  him. On taxpayer money, drinking beer with the
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  hockey team like a drunken loser. In the hot
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  seat on Capitol Hill, grilled by Senate Democrats
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  about real sports of excessive drinking and unexplained
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  absences on the job. Yeah, you know, he's got
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  some prostitutes next to him. And so there have
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  been no occasions when your security detail had
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  difficulty waking or locating you. Is that right?
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  Nope, it's a total farce. I don't even know where
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  you get this stuff. Alcoholics says, oh, it's
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  probably not true. Even though everyone's saying
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  it. And you have the drunken eyes. But it doesn't
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  make it credible because you say so. I'm not
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  saying it, Director Patel. It's been written
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  and documented. Yeah, it's not. You know, the
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  text message going around the group chat. And
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  when it's documented, he's probably just, do
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  I learn the code? Oh, yeah. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
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  Diagnosed drinking problems. I'll take any test
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  you're willing to take. I will take it. He looks
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  hard. I'll take it. You ready to take it? Let's
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  go. Yes or no? Let's go. Side by side. I'll take
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  it. The embattled FBI director defending this
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  trip to the Winter Olympics. He lives. Celebrating
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  and pounding beer with the victorious USA men's
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  hockey team. He did not know he was on camera
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  like a drunken monster. The director insisting
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  he was in Italy on separate official business.
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  Pass out liquor or pop bottles in a locker room.
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  Sick to podcasting. Patel firing back, citing
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  a slew of crime stats. This is what real leadership
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  looks like at the FBI. He's just so unlikable.
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  I'm not saying Trump's likable, but Trump can
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  be funny at times in an ironic way. Patel's just
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  a douche. Every one of you was given it. This
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  is what's happened under my tenure at the FBI
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  and the Trump administration. Oh, good job. You're
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  doing your job. No way. Raving. Congrats on doing
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  your job. 20 point drop in the homicide rate.
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  45 ,000 violent offenders arrested last year.
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  How'd you cover up the pedophile files? Their
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  alleged conduct become a distraction to the president,
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  Mr. Director. Handpicked to lead the bureau and
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  a longtime defender of the president. That's
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  why, because he defends that pedophile man. Sources
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  tell ABC News Trump has grown increasingly frustrated
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  with a spate of negative headlines about Patel.
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  Yeah, I mean, think about every other previous
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  presidency ever. Even when Trump was president
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  in 2016 to 20. We never heard about the FBI director.
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  Reading the director like this at a Rose Garden
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  event just days ago. That's what I'm talking
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  about. Do I like Trump? No. But lines like that
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  is why he's like 0 .01 % a little more likable
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  than Patel. Patel has never made me laugh. You
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  just laugh at his drunken ass. You're a moron.
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  The five of us being here right now, obviously
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  it's dangerous. It's not dangerous at all. Get
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  all the late night show hosts sending off Colbert.
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  They live in a bubble where because they have
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  kind of a fan base, they think they matter, but
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  they're so irrelevant. Jon Stewart is designated
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  survivor. You're so funny, Colbert. Gee, I wonder
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  why you're going over there. Someone has to survive
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  for the president to be mad at. Wow. Talking
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  about the president. Can you imagine that? Your
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  whole life and your whole comedy routine revolves
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  around Trump. Did it ever occur to you that you'd
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  be doing a job that the president of the United
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  States would have strong feelings about? No.
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  You know what's even weirder? We're doing a job
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  that his wife has strong feelings about. You're
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  so funny, Camo. What is going on with comedy,
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  man? I love how they claim. They claim they don't
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  need Trump. Yet all they talk about is him. You
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  guys love him. Most of us have avoided that part.
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  Here we go again. Is there anything that we have
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  not touched on? The outrage that your show is
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  being thrown off the air. Oh, boo -hoo! He was
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  losing money! What are you... God, this is something
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  that drives me nuts! Yes, he had viewers. It
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  wasn't like he had zero viewers. He was costing
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  them money. Money. They lost $20 million a year
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  because of him. Of course he's going to get thrown
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  off. You're a bitch. You guys have no idea. Seven
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  more shows before Colbert's final episode airs
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  next Thursday. Remember when Letterman went off
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  air around this time 11 years ago? And how big
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  every night was like Don Rickles and Howard Stern.
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  And maybe it was even like Joan Rivers. It was
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  all the big names. And Colbert, it's like no
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  one cares. And as you'd expect, Kimmel, Fallon.
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  They're just such losers and they think their
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  opinion matters, but their ratings are at a record
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  low. It's like, you guys are dorks. Yeah, you're
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  talented. But he's a spy. John Oliver and Seth
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  Meyers turned up the heat during this battle
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  game. They're just so dorky. I don't know why
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  I'm dorky, but at least I'm self -aware. They
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  think they're, like, changing the world with
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  their opinion. It's like, shut up. Fake each
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  other? Make out with a guest on camera. Why would
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  you look at me like that? Because I think you've
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  made out with guests on camera. No, I think you
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  just wanted to make out with me. Yeah. Oh, there's
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  Colbert and Jimmy Fallon making out. Riveting
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  stuff. It's so weird, man. I don't understand
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  it. I feel like I'm missing out on something.
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  Because all the liberals love these shows and
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  laugh. I think it's unwatchable. Oh! You guys
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  ever made out with a guest on camera? Yeah. We
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  kissed. Regis once. Not only did I kiss. And
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  then he came. See, I'm not homophobic. I don't,
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  but this is like, what are you making out with
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  dudes? What are you doing? Regis, he chewed my
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  gum. Regis kissed me on the top of the head.
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  Martin Short, we were on SL. Martin Short's another
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  annoying dude. We had to do a bit where he kissed
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  me or whatever and he goes. What about these
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  late night talk shows kissing dudes? Sounds like
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  you weren't kissing the executive enough to keep
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  your job. Oh, yeah. Today, man, I've been just
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  sleeping in. Last week, I was getting up early
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  for MJ. Now I'm sleeping in almost a little too
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  much. Man, here we go. Attention, FM DJs, your
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  morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive,
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  and those are his good qualities. A sick person
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  with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour.
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  at gmail .com. If this is your first time hearing
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  circus. You may never know what I'll talk about,
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  but anyway. Let's see what's going on with Instagram.
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  Instagram's been out of control lately. Let me
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  see if I can pronounce his name correctly. Victoria
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  Villarreal, Kylie Jenner's former assistant.
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  for five years speaks about the moment she knew
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  she had to stop working there. That is crazy.
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  This is where we realize that like we had to
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  click too much on like a friend level and that
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  it was like one time we're laying Kylie's room.
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  I don't even think I was there. I just think
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  I've heard the story. We were in the kitchen.
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  I remember like it was yesterday. I was, imagine,
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  this is like year five. Me and Kylie, obviously
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  we had a working. What a sexy ass accent. Relationship,
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  but you can't not get so close to a person that
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  you see every single day. And you know everything
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  about. That's happening with me with morning
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  radios. Even if you're not trying to be friends
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  with them, you're hearing about their problems.
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  Especially if you're getting up in the morning.
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  And you're with them at all times, good or bad.
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  You just become close to this person. So I remember
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  we're in the. In the kitchen. And she was like.
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  Oof. Vic. I need my laptop. And it's upstairs.
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  And I was like. Oof. Who's going to get that?
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  Or like. Something. I said something crazy. Something
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  so. Like. Oof. Damn girl. Damn. That seems to
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  go far. It's hard to go. I don't. Yeah. You know.
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  When you go up the stairs. At a normal Midwest
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  house. You know. That is like. A real quick trip.
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  You know. Walking on the other side. Of the mansion.
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  To get the house. is a little different. No one
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  wants to go upstairs. Like, I don't want to go
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  get your laptop. I remember, like, it got to
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  that point, and I was like, I know, it's time.
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  Man, she is a hot piece of ass, by the way. It's
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  time. It's time. And she was amazing. I remember
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  being so nervous and thinking, like, am I making
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  the right decision? You probably are. You seem
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  smarter than her. You can actually complete a
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  sentence that's not run on. Lil Durk is in good
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  spirits as he calls his OTF crew. Only the family
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  from jail. Hey, I got you all sick. I got you
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  right here. I got you right here. I got you right
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  here. I got you right here. I got you right here.
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  I got you right here. Yeah, they need to get
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  better audio. I mean, you can literally pot up.
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  You can connect the speakerphone to Bluetooth
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  on a Rodecaster board. It sounds like this. It's
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  a little dark. Mm -hmm. Crazy out here. We've
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  lost our freaking minds, haven't we? Liz opens
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  up about not being supported by her label. Lizzo,
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  you're out of your mind. You think the whole
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  world revolves around you. Mm -hmm. Like, I don't
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  know. I feel like... Why'd you wipe your nose
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  during that video? It's gross. there's not any
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  marketing money being put towards all of my ideas.
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  Yeah, probably because your ideas suck. And also,
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  it's like we're in a recession. Mm -hmm. Why
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  don't you fund it yourself? Like, I had an idea.
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  I had a meeting. We had a meeting a month ago
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  with, like, a bunch of incredible ideas. None
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  of them have been implemented. That's what happens.
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  Not every idea happens. I text them. weekly things
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  that I want to see done in the digital space.
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  Can you imagine her emails and messages probably
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  selling nine? Oh my God. Liz has a message in
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  us again. Ideas and things I want to make. I
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  don't see them get done. I don't see them. And
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  it's just, I'm starting to really, really, really
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  feel. How do you think I feel when you work at
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  radio stations and you know your idea is good
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  and it works, but people gatekeep? You know what
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  you got to do, Lizzo? You got to do it yourself.
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  Down about it because it's like I feel helpless.
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  It's like, what can I do? What more can I do?
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  I don't know. Keep grinding. That's how I feel
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  every day. Today, I woke up at 11 a .m. and I
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  did not want to get up. And here I am recording.
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  You just keep working. You know. I don't know,
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  babe. I've been on TV. Good for you. I've done
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  a lot of things in my life. But guess what? That's
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  in the past. I've been. Like, posting every fucking
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  day. I be posting to the songs. I shot two music
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  videos. It's about damn time. Get what I did
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  there. Put them out. I'm like, damn. Like, what
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  the fuck else do I need to do? Like, right now
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  I'm literally. Keep grinding. And maybe, you
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  know, be sexually creepy around your assistants
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  and your backup dancers. Mm -hmm. That might
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  actually help out your cause if you had accountability.
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  Coming up with ideas to like do more marketing,
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  but it's like in 2026, unless you're a brand
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  new artist or somebody no one's ever heard of
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  and is getting, you know. You need to go independent,
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  honey. Up and off finally, like finally getting
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  recognized. It's really hard to cut the fuck
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  through. All right, okay, whatever. Do it yourself.
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  How old are you? So I can base my opinion off
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  of your age. Lizzo's age, you're 38. You're going
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  to be 40 in 10 years. Man, black don't crack.
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  But I'm being serious. You need to do it yourself
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  because they ain't going to help you. Companies
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  don't want to spend money. You got to do it yourself.
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  You can't rely on others. And you're giving them
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  all the power. Okay. So, Steven Jackson is mad
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  about the joke that Tony Hinchcliffe made about
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  George Floyd at the roast. Is this Justin? I
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  don't know if anyone's ever watched a roast before,
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  but the whole point of the roast is to be as
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  offensive as possible. And second of all, when
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  you're addressing Tony Hinchcliffe, you're giving
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  him power. And third of all, everybody was made
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  fun of there. Charlie Kirk, George Floyd, Tom
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  Brady. So it's not personal, it's shocking. But
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  here is Steven Jackson. You can't tell people
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  what to be offended by and what not to be offended
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  by. Everybody laughing until it's their family
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  member that get murdered. But this, Justin, it's
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  a roast. I think about if I ever even went to
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  a roast or maybe I'd be a topic, I'd be crushed.
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  Then it ain't funny. Sorry. He was a public figure
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  and he died. Again, I'm pro George Floyd over
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  Derek Chauvin. I don't. I get me wrong. But at
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  the same time, dude, it is one of those things
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  where it's like, come on, man. Get over it. Then
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  it ain't funny when it's your family member.
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  It's funny when it's everybody else's family
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  member. And it's cool when it's everybody else's
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  family member when it comes to your doorstep.
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  You want everybody to feel a certain way. So
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  you'll defend Drewski one day and then go after
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  Tony. It's called comedy. Also, look at who it's
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  coming from. A closeted comedian. You really
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  can't take him seriously. See, I wrote for my
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  brother. Didn't take a dime from nobody. Got
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  it. Wrist everything I had going on in real time.
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  Oh, good for you. You were being a good friend.
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  That's very noble of you. No cap, no lies. 29
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  different states marching for my brother. Didn't
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  take a dime from nobody. Every dime they tried
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  to pay me, Q, me and Q gave back to the community.
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  Wherever we went, we gave it back. I gave it
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  back. Why don't you just do nice things and then,
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  I don't know, not expect to have to get the applause?
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  I do nice things sometimes. I don't ask for approval.
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  I don't care. This is very strange. Now, I first
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  liked Clevecular. But now he's getting weird.
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  He's describing women's orgasms as a return on
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  investment, as an ROI. Oh, I'm sure that's going
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  to make the girls so turned on. Not important.
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  How come? Well, because. You know, the amount
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  of extra effort that's required to do that is
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  just not going to really have much ROI. So, you
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  know where I'm going. They're laughing at you,
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  you dummy. Man, COVID really messed up these
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  kids. True, I mean, really. That means return
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  on investment. You know, you're going to have
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  to spend at least an extra half hour more than
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  you usually would. Oh, heaven forbid you hang
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  out with the girl. Clavicularly seems like one
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  of those dudes that he climaxes, grabs the tissue,
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  and then he's like, bye, you can leave. I try
• 23:44
  to be nice. Sometimes the girls will sleep over,
• 23:47
  or sometimes I'll hang out. And sometimes if
• 23:51
  they leave immediately, I'm like, yeah, that
• 23:53
  was not my best performance. You can blame the
• 23:55
  Jack Daniels. Doing some. That's not true. It
• 23:59
  depends on the girl. They don't just, dude, there
• 24:02
  are girls that can finish. Oh, yeah. Especially
• 24:07
  the cheat code there. What is the cheat code?
• 24:12
  I'm going to give some oral advice, but I got
• 24:17
  to keep it kind of clean. Although I don't know
• 24:22
  if it's possible to give oral advice without
• 24:24
  being dirty. I had a bisexual girlfriend, so
• 24:27
  she knew how to please women. Mm -hmm. All I'm
• 24:34
  going to say is, get on into it all. Lick every
• 24:39
  pie. You know where the clitoris is? Just to
• 24:43
  the left, to the right. To the left, to the right.
• 24:47
  It's boring? Use your finger, and to the left,
• 24:51
  and to the right. That's all you got to do. Mm
• 24:53
  -hmm. You don't need to lick it like it's a popsicle.
• 24:58
  Just to the left, to the right. To be honest,
• 25:01
  if you're just doing one night stands, it doesn't
• 25:03
  matter, right? But if you're trying to satisfy
• 25:06
  a partner and maintain a long time, to the left.
• 25:09
  10 out of 10. From relationship, having them.
• 25:11
  Yes, two fingers. Enjoy the experience is obviously
• 25:14
  important. The work around there, the ultimate
• 25:17
  solution is a vibrator, dude. Oh, yeah. I am
• 25:20
  not a fan of vibrators. I'm not against vibrators.
• 25:24
  But a lot of times, if a girl wants to bring
• 25:28
  in vibrators, like my first girlfriend, we went
• 25:30
  to a sex shop and got a vibrator. That's because
• 25:33
  I wasn't doing it well. Now, if a girl's alone.
• 25:37
  She misses you. That's one thing to have a vibrator.
• 25:41
  But if you're consistently having to use a vibrator.
• 25:45
  Although, I will say, and this is a dirtier show
• 25:48
  than usual. Sometimes when you're trying to get
• 25:52
  your ass up and you put the vibrator next to
• 25:54
  it. Ah, it feels good. It completely eliminates
• 25:57
  that entire effort. That's kind of like cocked
• 26:02
  in my opinion. No pun intended. Yeah, I would
• 26:06
  say so because think about it, right? Now you're
• 26:09
  sitting there with some stupid vibrator. You
• 26:13
  know what I mean? Man, people overthink women.
• 26:18
  I don't understand women. But I also just kind
• 26:23
  of go like, whatever happens, happens. There
• 26:26
  was a girl, I don't know, there's been a few
• 26:28
  girls and I'm like, if it happens with us, it
• 26:32
  happens with us. You know what I mean? I don't,
• 26:35
  I'm not saying I don't take life seriously, but
• 26:38
  it's like, if we get married, we get married.
• 26:42
  Cause I don't want kids. Okay. But I do know
• 26:47
  that. I don't know. It'd be nice to, you know,
• 26:51
  find someone, but I want my marriage to be my
• 26:55
  one and only. I know nobody gets married wanting
• 26:58
  to get a divorce, but I really don't want to
• 27:01
  go through a divorce. Cardi B reacts to a viral
• 27:06
  video of her and Stefan Diggs arguing. Y 'all
• 27:10
  ain't ever cussed out your baby daddy when you're
• 27:12
  hungry? Here's the audio. It's more of a video,
• 27:18
  but she got mad at her baby daddy. I like how
• 27:24
  she wants to hang out with him now that he's
• 27:25
  been proven innocent of choking a woman. She's
• 27:27
  so loyal. Shut up. I met Bow Wow two weeks ago
• 27:36
  thanks to my homie Babs from Wild 94 .1. It was
• 27:39
  great. I grew up listening to Bow Wow. I told
• 27:45
  him that anything about you was my favorite song
• 27:48
  by him. And he said, I'm going to play that for
• 27:52
  you tonight. Even I know he's going to play it
• 27:54
  anyway, but it made me feel good. Here's what
• 27:57
  I'm saying. You could be sassy on social media,
• 28:00
  that little Bow Wow. here he is saying how and
• 28:05
  what I like about Bow Wow yeah he can be kind
• 28:09
  of bratty at times but he's a legend he's like
• 28:12
  the original Drake singing and rapping but Bow
• 28:16
  Wow says the drop off line for taking your kids
• 28:20
  to school is worse than the line for the club
• 28:21
  down like it ain't a big deal cause I know a
• 28:26
  lot of parents is going through this right now
• 28:27
  I know you just dropped your kids off or you
• 28:29
  stuck in that school line and You about to drop
• 28:33
  them off, go to work, you got your radio on in
• 28:34
  the morning. My parents used to make me walk.
• 28:36
  They'd be like, okay, well, the line's like nine
• 28:38
  cars back. Just walk in. It'd be like five degrees
• 28:40
  out. Thanks, Dad. Radio, your coffee, your cup
• 28:43
  holder. I'm going to tell you something that
• 28:45
  all parents fear in the morning. I hated it,
• 28:47
  too, because I'm like, I want to listen to Eddie
• 28:48
  and Joe or Brad Meyer or Rover or Mancow. Don't
• 28:51
  make me get in the cold. The school line, the
• 28:54
  drop -off line. The drop -off line is crazy.
• 28:57
  It's getting crazy and crazy. That's the only
• 28:59
  thing I fear every time. And then look, the thing
• 29:01
  be like this, right? Y 'all know I'm a single
• 29:02
  parent father, right? We know. And what I do
• 29:05
  like, he can be a little spicy. But he's a good
• 29:10
  dad. So no matter how much you think you own
• 29:14
  time, you never really own time. That is very
• 29:17
  deep. Did he hit the 10? You can get up as early
• 29:21
  as you want, no matter what. Get them dressed,
• 29:22
  breakfast, Pop -Tart, whatever it is. Pop -Tart,
• 29:25
  I love you. Strawberry or cherry Pop -Tart. And
• 29:29
  you'd still be late. But you wouldn't be late
• 29:33
  if that school line was a little thin. I'm telling
• 29:35
  you, the school lines be crazy. They be going
• 29:37
  from the main door of the school, the main entrance,
• 29:38
  all the way out to the main road. Mm -hmm. It
• 29:43
  should be worse than being on the highway sometimes.
• 29:45
  There you go. There's a lot of time on school
• 29:47
  lines. Why don't we get on here? The guy, Sean
• 29:52
  Gathright, that took Heliophilia's life. I love
• 29:58
  talking about Heliophilia because it reminds
• 30:01
  me of every time MJ says, Heliophilia. Well,
• 30:05
  he is asking to spare his life and not get the
• 30:10
  death penalty. It says he feels very remorseful.
• 30:13
  And last week on the MJ Morning Show, Fester
• 30:15
  brought up a very good point. That this is like
• 30:17
  the first time a rapper that is known has lost
• 30:21
  his life. In Tampa. Because you had Tupac, Nipsey
• 30:26
  Hussle, Notorious B .I .G. I just want to address
• 30:34
  the court today. I'm not here to dispute anything.
• 30:39
  I'm just here to be a man and take responsibility
• 30:42
  and express my feelings about, you know, this
• 30:47
  whole situation. You know, that's what I plan
• 30:53
  on doing. That's good. And how do you feel? I
• 31:00
  feel very remorseful, you know. I actually half
• 31:06
  believe it. Um, this is a terrible situation.
• 31:09
  It's been a traumatic experience. All right.
• 31:14
  What about his mom, dude? Um, you know, to the
• 31:20
  victim's family, you know, I want to send my
• 31:24
  deepest condolences and my, you know. I actually
• 31:29
  half believe it. I think he got caught up in
• 31:32
  the moment trying to be the man. And now his
• 31:36
  life's hard. I understand that it's hard losing
• 31:39
  a child, a best friend, a brother, a cousin.
• 31:45
  And I just want to address the court today. And,
• 31:51
  you know, I'm not here to dispute anything. I
• 31:55
  dare you. For that, I just cannot... Say sorry
• 31:59
  enough, you know. I actually believe it. I feel
• 32:02
  terrible about the situation, but I'm a firm
• 32:06
  believer that God can use anything for good.
• 32:09
  All right, well, I'm out of here. All right,
• 32:12
  bye. Right, I was believing that you feel bad.
• 32:16
  Yeah, you should face the punishment, but I feel
• 32:18
  bad. But then once you put in the word God, I'm
• 32:20
  out of there. A Dunkin' Donuts employee throws
• 32:24
  customers change instead of handing it. All right,
• 32:37
  there you go. Thank God the world hasn't lost
• 32:39
  its mind yet. Jake Paul announces that he and...
• 32:47
  Oh, sorry. Jake Paul announces Canelo Alvarez
• 32:54
  will be his next fight. He's paying him around
• 32:56
  $200 million. Man, that sounds nice. You know
• 32:59
  what's crazy? I've been doing radio stories lately.
• 33:03
  I'm going to tell you another one. I did three
• 33:07
  boxing matches for Mike Kelton on 102 .5 of the
• 33:11
  bone. I have a record of one and two, but I still,
• 33:16
  I did it. But here's what I'm saying. Do you
• 33:19
  know I was never paid to do those boxing matches,
• 33:22
  even though I trained for it every day? And you
• 33:25
  know what's even crazier about that? It's the
• 33:29
  fact. that I was told that the fights were rigged
• 33:33
  against me. So the next time someone says, I'm
• 33:37
  a warrior. I'm just kidding. It's very weird
• 33:42
  how, you know, once I leave the radio station,
• 33:45
  they literally have nobody to do boxing matches
• 33:48
  for free. Maybe you should have taken me, not
• 33:52
  taken me for granted. How about those ratings?
• 33:58
  How you feeling? You listening to MJ? Mm -hmm.
• 34:01
  You listening to the guy on the Mount Rushmore
• 34:03
  of radio? Ah, right here. AOC gives advice to
• 34:10
  Spencer Pratt. Hi, how are you? Good to see you.
• 34:13
  Good to see you. Man, she is such a hot piece
• 34:15
  of ass, by the way. I wanted to know, do you
• 34:17
  know... Yeah, go on. By the way, I love when
• 34:33
  people try to insult her by saying, oh, yeah,
• 34:36
  she was a bartender. Okay. Wow, she was working.
• 34:43
  All the Republicans are like, people don't work.
• 34:48
  liberals don't work and when a liberal actually
• 34:52
  works oh no she's a bartender shut up she's hot
• 34:55
  people are sort of like comparing him almost
• 34:57
  to an early days trump in that he's like entertaining
• 35:00
  he's emotional he's not like your average politician
• 35:04
  do you see any of those similarities well This
• 35:10
  is going to be an interesting answer. What are
• 35:22
  you saying, babe? Yeah, she's a hot piece of
• 35:36
  ass though, isn't she? You know, the merits on
• 35:41
  whether that's good or bad, I think that I'll
• 35:45
  leave that to people to determine for them. Aw,
• 35:47
  damn. Man, I would marry her in a second. She's
• 35:50
  just so freaking hot. Rihanna details the mansion
• 35:55
  shooting. Rihanna is detailing the terrifying
• 35:57
  moment shots rang outside of her L .A. home earlier
• 36:00
  this year, reportedly screaming, they're shooting
• 36:02
  at us, to her husband, A $AP Rocky, according
• 36:04
  to new court documents. The filing claims Rihanna
• 36:08
  woke her husband, A $AP Rocky, Wow. Do these
• 36:11
  reporters just not know how to talk? Yeah. I
• 36:17
  bet she'll ax her about it. ...and shoved him
• 36:20
  to the floor... You're stupid! ...inside an Airstream
• 36:24
  trailer parked outside their Beverly Crest home
• 36:26
  during the March incident as bullets struck the
• 36:28
  property. Prosecutors say nearly 10 shots hit
• 36:31
  the estate while their three children and Rihanna's
• 36:34
  mother were... Rihanna! ...inside the main house,
• 36:36
  and that the couple later noticed bullet holes
• 36:38
  in the trailer's windshield. I'm surprised she
• 36:41
  doesn't say ASAP, Rocky. Authorities allege the
• 36:43
  suspected shooter, Ivana Lissette Ortiz... What
• 36:46
  if it's Ivana? She doesn't, this woman's dumb.
• 36:49
  Led the scene before being arrested nearby, later
• 36:52
  facing attempted murder and multiple gun charges.
• 36:55
  All right. I'm not trying to be like, you know,
• 37:00
  talk about like how like you never heard Walter
• 37:04
  Cronkite or those reporters mispronounce things
• 37:06
  or like Deborah Norville on Inside Edition, but
• 37:09
  Rihanna. I say Rihanna. I think it sounds sexy.
• 37:15
  This is a very annoying headline. Raging is the
• 37:19
  equivalent to like Kayla Nicole obsessing over
• 37:21
  Travis Kelsey. Without the Kardashians, he literally
• 37:25
  has nothing to talk about. All he talks about
• 37:29
  is them. Chris could put a hit on me, he says.
• 37:34
  I'm scared she'll try to do something to me,
• 37:35
  but am I on alert yet? Do you think she would
• 37:37
  drop a bag to have a hit done? In my opinion.
• 37:41
  She's not above it. I mean, she is kind of a
• 37:44
  badass. I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past. I
• 37:47
  thought you were getting ready to burn Calabasas
• 37:49
  down. And I was. And then you got quiet. Were
• 37:53
  you paid off or were you scared? And I'll tell
• 37:56
  you why. I'll tell you why, Jay. Tie your shoe.
• 38:02
  I want you to trip over these. Whenever I hear
• 38:05
  his voice, Ray Jays, I think of that sex tape.
• 38:07
  Yo. I can't, I wish I could put on the video,
• 38:10
  but we're watching it. I'm at work. I don't want
• 38:13
  to go on Pornhub at work. Yo, when you jam up
• 38:16
  and you in your zone, get it, papi. All right,
• 38:22
  hang on. There's Ray J. And then Ray J got mad
• 38:29
  at Neon because Neon's talking to Alabama Barker
• 38:32
  and Alabama Barker's friends with the Kardashians.
• 38:36
  So Ray J connected that to him talking to, Good
• 38:43
  old Kardashians. I don't know. I'm indifferent
• 39:03
  on Neon. I think he's just... Listen. Because
• 39:07
  I remember when I would work on radio shows and
• 39:09
  I was the younger guy, I was 22, and all the
• 39:13
  radio DJs would bust my balls. Roar, Steve Dahl,
• 39:17
  Howard, not Howard Stern, I'm in my own brain.
• 39:20
  Mike Calta, and I love Drew Garava, but there
• 39:23
  was a time we didn't get along. I remember even
• 39:25
  Bubba's talked about me, and people would be
• 39:28
  like, oh, they're just coming off like the old
• 39:29
  guys. Who would have thought in the end Drew
• 39:32
  would be the one I'm closest to? What I'm saying
• 39:36
  is I don't want to come off like I'm critiquing
• 39:39
  like Neon and trying to be rude, but it's like
• 39:41
  he's a little too nice George Floyd's brother
• 40:03
  is not happy with Tony Hinchcliffe. It's almost
• 40:06
  like Tony Hinchcliffe is a douchebag. This just
• 40:09
  in. Cardi B went live accusing Stefan Diggs of
• 40:16
  cheating again. I just ordered from H Mart. Hold
• 40:28
  on, motherfuckers. H Mart, this fucking shit,
• 40:35
  they've been a trend. And I've been dying to
• 40:38
  eat it. Alright, I feel stupider for listening
• 40:43
  to that. Spencer Pratt. Supposedly, everyone's
• 40:47
  mad that he's living in a Bel Air hotel. The
• 40:50
  guy's got money. What do you expect? You think
• 40:53
  he's going to live in a Motel 6? Well, here he
• 40:55
  is defending it. I don't even know why he needs
• 40:58
  to defend it. But he is doing it a nun. The campaign
• 41:05
  ad certainly made it seem that you were living
• 41:10
  in that trailer. Well, that's kind of a bad point.
• 41:13
  It's kind of a good point, rather bad for him.
• 41:15
  He was being interviewed by my former hero, Adam
• 41:19
  Carolla. He was living in the trailer. Okay,
• 41:21
  now I can see why people are mad. It was a high
• 41:24
  point of the commercial, but you're at the Hotel
• 41:28
  Bel Air. So... Kind of undo that for us. No,
• 41:33
  to be clear, that is where I live. That's where
• 41:38
  Karen Bass, Mayor Bass, burned down my house.
• 41:42
  That is where I will live until I have a new
• 41:45
  house. But you're not living there, dude. You're
• 41:47
  supposedly living at the Hotel Bel Air. The Airstream
• 41:50
  is a temporary facility. A hotel is a temporary
• 41:53
  facility. Where my kids are in Santa Barbara
• 41:56
  right now is a temporary housing. This is where
• 41:59
  I live. I feel like this might be where Spencer
• 42:03
  Pratt's campaign begins to die. Because he was
• 42:06
  acting like he was the man of the people. And
• 42:09
  I'm not sure why people believed it. Burned my
• 42:11
  house down. So this semantics or the nuance of
• 42:15
  this is the consequences of their failed leadership.
• 42:19
  And again, I don't live just like Trump. Change
• 42:23
  in the subject at the Hotel Bel Air. I don't
• 42:26
  live in the Airstream. I don't live in the Santa
• 42:27
  Barbara. I don't have a house. They burned it
• 42:30
  down. That is why I got into this race because
• 42:33
  of Spencer Pratt. Just like a true politician.
• 42:38
  Change in the subject. So Hayden Panettiere wrote
• 42:43
  that memoir. and her ex -boyfriend was disgusted
• 42:47
  in it because he attacked her. And she was asked
• 42:52
  by TMZ for some reason. It was just so stupid.
• 42:55
  You're outside of LAX. You finally get to talk
• 42:58
  to Hayden, and you ask her if she's going to
• 43:00
  marry the ex that she trashed in the book. How
• 43:03
  are you? Congratulations on the memoir. Thank
• 43:07
  you. Really, really proud of you. You know you've
• 43:09
  come a long way. much together. A lot of ups,
• 43:16
  a lot of downs. I'm not getting a certainty of
• 43:18
  this question. Alright, alright. What an annoying
• 43:21
  broad. He just wrote a fucking book about it,
• 43:23
  bitch. I hope you have a good day. I hope you
• 43:25
  have a horrible day. Look, I just want to ask
• 43:27
  that one question. He did say that he hopes that
• 43:30
  when... Maybe it's better she gave up her kid.
• 43:32
  She'd be a terrible mom. He can marry you. No
• 43:35
  one is reacting to that. What would you say to
• 43:38
  that? I don't think that... Alright. What a hag.
• 43:43
  Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Karen Bass reacts to the
• 43:49
  AI violence in the Spencer Pratt ad. She didn't
• 43:53
  like it. Let me see here. I'm going to play the
• 44:00
  clip right here. 856 -49 -HOTBEAT. It's 856 -494
• 44:04
  -6773. him sharing out other people's ai that
• 44:10
  shows that what goes through your mind when you
• 44:12
  see that well actually i think it's a very dangerous
• 44:15
  trend yeah here we go can't ask i can like she
• 44:20
  cares about us uh one because it is well not
• 44:23
  us i don't live in la but you know what i mean
• 44:25
  absolutely 150 fiction but what's worrying me
• 44:30
  now is is that his social media is now taking
• 44:34
  on a violent turn And that worries me. Because
• 44:37
  when you do that, and when your messages are
• 44:39
  so hateful, or when you demonize people, then
• 44:45
  you do provoke people who are unstable. There
• 44:48
  you go. I think you're unstable. A CBS crew member
• 44:53
  suffers a medical emergency during a live broadcast.
• 44:56
  I hope he's okay. Trump shared a post that he
• 44:59
  wants Obama to be arrested. Oh, what a moron.
• 45:02
  50 Cent and Eminem sat courtside at the Pistons
• 45:05
  -Cavs game, which we'll break down later on.
• 45:08
  A Skims employee is filing a lawsuit for unpaid
• 45:11
  wages. Let me see here. Lil Tajay went on to
• 45:21
  Breakfast Club. And he said, it's a rainy day
• 45:26
  for strippers. He is shedding some light on his
• 45:32
  beef with Offset. He says Offset owes him $10
• 45:36
  ,000. Man, who doesn't Offset owe money to? Seems
• 45:43
  like Offset owes money to everybody. It's insane.
• 45:46
  It's never ending. Jesus Christ. All right, here's
• 45:51
  the clip. Talking about it on The Breakfast Club.
• 45:59
  I thought y 'all was going to film me, feel me?
• 46:02
  How about you? It was 10K. It was nothing, bro.
• 46:05
  I threw it in the strip club whenever I want
• 46:07
  to. That's a lot of money. All right, but it's
• 46:09
  not enough for us, for me to hate you, bro. I
• 46:11
  just feel like you just maxed disrespecting me,
• 46:13
  but kudos to you, bro, for me. So you, why did
• 46:16
  you, I mean, y 'all cool like that to just say
• 46:17
  here's 10K? I didn't think 10K was that 10K in
• 46:20
  his eyes. Like, I didn't think it was a runoff
• 46:22
  type of 10K. Y 'all was in the casino together
• 46:24
  or something? Yeah, yeah. I wasn't even better
• 46:25
  than him. He like, he lost his money. He was
• 46:27
  acting, let me tell you what happened. He was
• 46:28
  acting. Accent. What is it about, like, the New
• 46:31
  York accent saying ax? Lady. Like, auntie, auntie,
• 46:35
  let me give you cash. He's calling everybody
• 46:36
  on his phone. Nobody giving him no bread. He
• 46:38
  axing the ladies, like, regular people. Like,
• 46:40
  I don't even think it look like they work nine
• 46:41
  to five jobs. Like, not no rich people. And he
• 46:43
  getting them and tell them I'm going to cash
• 46:45
  out you in the morning. I'm like, you fake tweaking,
• 46:47
  gang. I don't know what make me jump in that
• 46:49
  algorithm. I don't know. I'll give it as a five
• 46:51
  or next five. I probably hit him back for it
• 46:54
  for mad long. Whatever. I feel stupider for listening
• 46:56
  to that. I really do. We'll get to Khloe Kardashian
• 47:02
  in a second. I'm not quite in the mood for her
• 47:05
  yet. I don't know if any guy's ever in the mood
• 47:09
  for her. Chris Brown. I got to listen to his
• 47:12
  full album. It was not bad, but the songs are
• 47:14
  really long, which proves I don't have the best
• 47:17
  attention span anymore. But Pitchfork, the website,
• 47:21
  gave his album a 1 .5. And here he is talking
• 47:27
  about it. Breezy. Thanks for telling us who you
• 47:32
  are. I didn't know you're Breezy. Team Breezy.
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  I know people want me to get on here and, you
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  know, say some sad s**t, but f**k that. We kicking
• 47:43
  their a**, goddammit. We ain't letting up. I'm
• 47:46
  going to keep my foot on their neck, and we ain't
• 47:47
  stopping. You hear me? We doing this, motherf**ker.
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  Tour. More s**t to come. I'm not going to tell
• 47:53
  you what's more to come, but it's coming. Yeah,
• 47:56
  that tour, those cheap seats are real expensive.
• 47:59
  They ain't cheap at the end of the day. There
• 48:02
  you go. And then Clavicular, let me see if this
• 48:06
  is... Clavicular also... He also talked about
• 48:11
  how he shapes his jaw by a hammer and now has
• 48:15
  three girlfriends and counting. Clavicular, let
• 48:17
  me give you some advice. Listen to me, buddy.
• 48:21
  There have been times... I'm currently... I'm
• 48:24
  talking to one girl, but even now, we talk every
• 48:29
  few days. But there was a point, and let's go
• 48:33
  on a little memory. Mm -hmm. It was October 2023.
• 48:46
  I had medically just quit at Beasley Media Group,
• 48:50
  and I was onto dating apps. And you know what
• 48:54
  happened? I'm going to tell you what happened.
• 49:00
  All of a sudden, I am having sex with four different
• 49:04
  girls in a month. I am. It was the best. But
• 49:09
  you know what I did? I went on my podcast when
• 49:12
  I did it with that nightclub douchebag DJ. And
• 49:16
  what happened was. I ended up bragging about
• 49:20
  it. Oh, I had sex with this girl, this girl,
• 49:23
  this girl, this girl. And you know what happened?
• 49:28
  All of a sudden, all four girls stopped talking
• 49:33
  to me. Now granted, they were obviously talking
• 49:35
  to other guys, but when the man says it, don't
• 49:45
  kiss and tell. You did bone smash as a youth.
• 49:51
  Yes. That's not like a joke. You actually took
• 49:54
  a hammer to your face to shape your jawbone.
• 49:57
  Yeah, well, it's all on YouTube. Did it work?
• 49:59
  Yeah. It's just hard to exactly pinpoint. What
• 50:06
  percentage came from taking tests or what percentage
• 50:09
  came from bone smashing or just regular puberty?
• 50:12
  And he needs a lot of mental health help. So
• 50:16
  that I couldn't answer. Did your parents really
• 50:18
  have to hide the hammers around the house? They
• 50:20
  did. That was not a joke. How many hammers were
• 50:23
  there? I would say probably did it like three
• 50:27
  or four times. So I had to switch to this baseball
• 50:30
  trophy. which is a pretty famous prop. I've still
• 50:33
  been looking for it because everyone's been wanting
• 50:36
  me to find that souvenir. Right now, I'm dating
• 50:39
  a couple of girls, actually. Yeah, that ain't
• 50:42
  it done. Because one of them probably thinks
• 50:46
  you're exclusive. Got a harem going on. How many?
• 50:51
  Three, soon to be four. Are they friends? No,
• 50:56
  they don't get along. Oh, it's getting better,
• 50:59
  actually. All right. Well, that's going to blow
• 51:01
  up in your face. I want to make a song. A hip
• 51:06
  hop song, 2000s vibe about how Adam 22 from No
• 51:13
  Jumper is an absolute creep and a douche bag
• 51:19
  and that he should never be around women alone
• 51:25
  because of his past. Let's see if this makes
• 51:29
  a song for us. We're about to talk about Adam
• 51:31
  22 trying to be the man. Oh, Adam 22! Can this
• 51:37
  load? 856. 49 happy. It's 856 -494 -6773. The
• 51:44
  song is being made right now because we're going
• 51:46
  to talk about Adam 22. Obviously, that's why
• 51:47
  I just made a song about Adam 22. Because we're
• 51:49
  going to talk about Adam 22. Get what I did there?
• 51:52
  Oh, I couldn't generate it! I'm going to say
• 51:57
  he's a douchebag. They're starting to get a little
• 51:59
  more woke on the Sunos site, not letting me make
• 52:04
  songs. I couldn't even do one about Taylor, Frankie,
• 52:07
  Paul. All right, here we go. When I said creep,
• 52:11
  it didn't like that, but when I said douchebag.
• 52:13
  All right, let's see what this Adam 22 song is.
• 52:16
  All right, here. On Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
• 52:22
  Yo, yo. There ain't no love in your place. Kind
• 52:31
  of sounds like Heart of the City by Jay -Z. He
• 52:33
  love the camera, love the smoke. Love the room
• 52:36
  when it get choked. Talk slick like he run the
• 52:39
  plates. But that fake grin slip on his face.
• 52:43
  You build a brand off cheap talk. Big mouth,
• 52:47
  but it don't walk. Everybody see what you do.
• 52:51
  Trying to sell the mess as proof. You in the
• 52:55
  mix for the shot Keep the mic hot, keep it locked
• 52:58
  But that same old gang get tired When the cut
• 53:02
  feels bucked, not wired You keep on pushing it,
• 53:07
  pushing it You keep on selling it, selling it
• 53:10
  But the room gets cold real fast When the bullshit
• 53:14
  outlasts the flash Stay out the way, stay out
• 53:18
  the way Keep that same energy Don't bring that
• 53:25
  mess to me Stay out the way, stay out the way
• 53:29
  Everybody see your face Stay out the way, stay
• 53:33
  out the way Ain't no love in your place You want
• 53:38
  attention, not respect Shameful glean, but the
• 53:42
  rep get checked Every new clip, same old stunt
• 53:45
  Same old grin, same old front You talk loud when
• 53:49
  the crowd there When it's quiet, man, who you
• 53:52
  with? All that flex and all that pride Still
• 53:55
  can't hide what lives inside I don't need your
• 53:59
  name on my tour I know dudes like you get spun
• 54:02
  When the spotlight starts to fade All that little
• 54:06
  king talk breaks You keep on pushing it, pushing
• 54:11
  it You keep on selling it, selling it But the
• 54:15
  room get cold real fast When the bullshit outlast
• 54:18
  the flash That same energy Stay out the way Don't
• 54:29
  bring that mess to me Stay out the way Everybody
• 54:34
  see your face Stay out the way Ain't no love
• 54:40
  in your place No, I don't trust a smile No, I
• 54:45
  don't trust a shine When the same old act keeps
• 54:49
  spinning 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494 -6773. You
• 55:33
  can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
• 55:36
  email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Here
• 55:42
  is Adam22 trying to be the man. He went in on
• 55:51
  Lush's abusive girlfriend, And calls 911 on her.
• 55:55
  What the fuck are you talking about? We're trying
• 55:57
  to help out our homie who's getting abused by
• 56:00
  his violent Latina girlfriend who whoops the
• 56:03
  shit out of him while he's trying to sleep. Hold
• 56:05
  on, hold on, cuck. You don't speak to me like
• 56:07
  that. Cuck. No, I'll speak to you however the
• 56:11
  fuck I want to. Man, that anger, you know, like
• 56:14
  when he's really mad and not performing, you
• 56:16
  know, it's violent. Because you're a dirty fucking
• 56:20
  washed up abuser. You're an abuser. Nothing you
• 56:28
  say to me about me or my life can do anything
• 56:31
  in comparison with the fact that you are. Well,
• 56:34
  you're also an abuser, Adam. Don't act like you
• 56:36
  don't have a past, moron. Abuser. You are worse
• 56:40
  than R. Kelly. Well, I don't know if that's true.
• 56:47
  You're one of the top abusers of all time as
• 56:49
  far as I'm concerned. So are you, Adam. Why is
• 56:52
  Adam acting like he doesn't have a past? And
• 56:55
  we need to stand up to women. This is what happens.
• 56:58
  Same thing with Kelta, a Tampa Bay radio host.
• 57:01
  Talks about other people's marriages because
• 57:02
  his is crazy. You're the same way, Adam. You
• 57:05
  got a past. And like you, and make it clear,
• 57:08
  we're not going to be held down and abused by
• 57:12
  abusers. like you. You're an abuser too, moron.
• 57:16
  We're going to get Lushwan into some sort of
• 57:19
  rehabilitative home and he's not going to be
• 57:21
  abused by you any longer. Yeah. We should keep
• 57:25
  you away from women though. You're a creep, bro.
• 57:31
  God damn it. I do not know who this douchebag
• 57:33
  is. Looks like he has a small penis though. He's
• 57:36
  being charged with attempted murder. Chud the
• 57:37
  Builder is being charged with attempted murder
• 57:39
  after the shooting outside the courthouse in
• 57:41
  Tennessee on Wednesday. He's also being charged
• 57:44
  with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment
• 57:46
  with a deadly weapon, and using a firearm during
• 57:48
  a dangerous felony. Moron. There you go. Alright.
• 57:53
  It's time for Kardashian and Royal News. Yo,
• 58:00
  yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo,
• 58:09
  yo Yo, yo, yo Newsflash, happy hour, got the
• 58:13
  tea spilling Raw's and Kardashian's dumb nepo
• 58:16
  villains Crowns made of clout, castles built
• 58:19
  on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's fair
• 58:21
  game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in the zoo
• 58:25
  Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't chew
• 58:26
  No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne Earn
• 58:30
  nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
• 58:34
  Kardashian crew Nothin' new, just the same old
• 58:37
  view Naples babies ridin' on a silver spoon Turn
• 58:41
  the dial I'll be breaking that tomb For your
• 58:44
  family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just the
• 58:47
  same old view Maple babies riding on a silver
• 58:51
  spoon Turn the dial Hoppy's breaking the tune
• 58:54
  King Charles with his face on a pound But no
• 58:57
  weight to the wisdom, just a hollow sound Kim's
• 59:00
  empire, make up them scandals Selling us drama
• 59:03
  like lit birthday candles Suits and tiaras, fake
• 59:06
  realities bloom From Buckingham halls to Calabasas
• 59:10
  rooms Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through the facade
• 59:12
  Dropping bars heavy, no applause for the fraud
• 59:15
  Radio waves, truth in the static Calling out
• 59:19
  the fakes, systematic From palace to All right,
• 59:31
  where do I want to start with? Let's do this
• 59:33
  right here. Let me press this button so we can
• 59:35
  activate it. It's a rock star welcome for Princess
• 59:45
  Kate as she arrives. And she has more class than
• 59:47
  Meghan Markle could dream of. She's in Italy
• 59:50
  for her first solo trip abroad since her cancer
• 59:53
  diagnosis. She's abroad as abroad. She greets
• 59:58
  well -wishers and poses for selfies. Kate has
• 1:00:02
  been slowly returning to royal duty since finishing
• 1:00:05
  definitive chemotherapy in 2024. Christopher
• 1:00:09
  Anderson is the best -selling author of the new
• 1:00:11
  book, Kate, The Courage, Grace, and Power of
• 1:00:14
  the Woman Who Will Be Queen. To buy it, just
• 1:00:17
  scan the QR code and it'll send you. I'll be
• 1:00:19
  sure not to buy it. Mm -hmm. You lost me there.
• 1:00:23
  What have we got? All right. Here. Happy Hot
• 1:00:29
  Topic! Kylie Jenner shares that she was on bed
• 1:00:33
  rest during her pregnancy with son Air. Oh, yeah.
• 1:00:36
  Honestly, I forgot she had a son named Air. You
• 1:00:39
  never hear about him. The Kardashian star reflects
• 1:00:41
  on her pregnancies with her and ex Travis Scott's
• 1:00:44
  kids, Stormi and Air. You always hear about Stormi.
• 1:00:48
  I literally did not know she had a son named
• 1:00:50
  Air. Noting that her second time expecting was
• 1:00:53
  much harder than her first. All right, so there's
• 1:00:55
  that. 856 -49 -HOPPY. What else do we got here?
• 1:01:02
  Here is Kylie Jenner saying she was scared to
• 1:01:06
  tell people when she was pregnant at 19. I remember
• 1:01:12
  when I had her and I used to be like, I'm going
• 1:01:13
  to be 28 with an eight -year -old. You were 20
• 1:01:16
  when you had Stormi? I was 19 when I got pregnant.
• 1:01:18
  It is kind of weird to think about. Were you
• 1:01:23
  like, can I ask, were you like freaking out?
• 1:01:27
  Freaking out? like you are right now? I was freaking
• 1:01:33
  out. I was freaking out. I mean, but didn't she
• 1:01:39
  used to say she wanted to be a young mom on TV?
• 1:01:41
  I mean, she kind of manifested it. I was really
• 1:01:44
  scared to tell my parents. Yeah. How did that
• 1:01:48
  go? And it was, I was really scared, but I knew,
• 1:01:51
  I was really scared, but there was something
• 1:01:53
  just inside of me that Oh, yeah. That's how it
• 1:01:56
  all began. Knew that I wanted to do this. Yeah,
• 1:02:02
  because it would make you famous. Not as interesting
• 1:02:05
  without it. And then here is Khloe Jenner, Khloe
• 1:02:09
  Kardashian, talking about Nancy Guthrie. I mean,
• 1:02:16
  is that not heartbreaking? I don't know. I'm
• 1:02:20
  just like, are you? This is 2026. There is. Nothing?
• 1:02:24
  Like, we don't... That is mind -blowing. I can't
• 1:02:27
  even believe that, but I'm also, like, very conspiratorial.
• 1:02:30
  Yeah, that's a big word for you. Mm -hmm. Me,
• 1:02:33
  too. I don't know if I know enough about this
• 1:02:36
  case, but, like, all... Well, at least you admitted
• 1:02:39
  it. The things I was reading about the brother
• 1:02:41
  -in -law and that kind of stuff, I'm like, ugh.
• 1:02:44
  We did a whole, like, episode in our fan club
• 1:02:46
  where I was like, you guys, there's, like, weird
• 1:02:48
  stuff happening in the background. The ransom
• 1:02:51
  notes going to... All the media outlets first.
• 1:02:54
  TMZ, I know. How weird was that? It was weird.
• 1:02:59
  What do we want to do here? Let me see here.
• 1:03:05
  Let's do some NFL news. It is 124 days until
• 1:03:18
  the NFL returns, and I'm so excited. Like I say,
• 1:03:23
  that means that the thing that is known as winter
• 1:03:28
  would be closer. I say this every day. There
• 1:03:33
  is a rumor that Stefan Diggs might be going to
• 1:03:37
  Atlanta. Trust me. He might help out the Atlanta
• 1:03:40
  Falcons or not. I'm not denying that. But if
• 1:03:44
  there is one city that Stefan Diggs does not
• 1:03:47
  need to be in... I don't think he'd be able to
• 1:03:51
  behave. That would be Atlanta. He'd be at Magic
• 1:03:56
  City every night. Dude's out of his mind. Mm
• 1:04:00
  -hmm. Again, the dude's probably a Hall of Famer.
• 1:04:04
  He's a great player. That's a little ballsy.
• 1:04:08
  Mm -hmm. To go to Atlanta. But first... Travis
• 1:04:25
  Kelsey and Colin Jost have officially inducted
• 1:04:28
  themselves into the Plus One Club, an exclusive
• 1:04:30
  club where members include individuals who are
• 1:04:33
  in a relationship with someone who's more famous
• 1:04:35
  than they are. Yeah, I think that's so beta to
• 1:04:39
  be like, oh, my woman's more famous than me.
• 1:04:43
  They're ridiculous. Colin, stopping by New Heights
• 1:04:46
  with Jason and Travis Kelsey in an episode released
• 1:04:48
  May 13, joking with Trav about how being the
• 1:04:51
  most famous one in his early... Sounds like an
• 1:04:53
  STD. ...relationship with wife Scarlett Johansson
• 1:04:56
  is a, quote, huge relief. Because I'm on TV,
• 1:04:59
  I have like a lesser... People are just like,
• 1:05:01
  I'm in their living room, so they're just like,
• 1:05:03
  hey, what's up, man? How's it going? She's actually
• 1:05:05
  almost like so famous that they don't believe
• 1:05:08
  it a lot of times. We've been standing at the
• 1:05:11
  passport... and the person's looking at her passport
• 1:05:14
  and he'll be like, has anyone ever told you you
• 1:05:16
  look like Scarlett Johansson? Genuinely. Like
• 1:05:20
  genuinely asking and not even though he's looking
• 1:05:24
  at her because he's like, it would be weirder
• 1:05:26
  if it was her and just give it back to her and
• 1:05:28
  not think it's a really kind of awesome. There
• 1:05:32
  you go. That was hilarious. And here is Bill
• 1:05:35
  Belichick saying the Lombardi Trophy should be
• 1:05:38
  named the Brady Trophy. Players win games. You
• 1:05:40
  can't win games without good players. I don't
• 1:05:43
  care who the coach is. It's impossible. You can't
• 1:05:46
  win without good players. You know, I found out
• 1:05:48
  when I had Taylor and Banks and Harry Carson,
• 1:05:51
  Pepper Johnson, Jim Burtt, Everson Walls, all
• 1:05:54
  those guys, the Giants. And same thing, you know,
• 1:05:56
  when we got good at Cleveland and then Ed. All
• 1:05:59
  right. It is time for the thing that's known
• 1:06:03
  as Hoppy's Hoops. Brian Hardy on the mic. Wow.
• 1:06:11
  James Harden was clutch last night. Proving me
• 1:06:14
  wrong. That was a crazy game between the Cavaliers
• 1:06:20
  and Pistons. Back and forth. The Cavaliers were
• 1:06:23
  leading and the Pistons were leading with like
• 1:06:25
  two minutes left and up nine points. And the
• 1:06:28
  Cavaliers go to overtime. There probably should
• 1:06:31
  have been a follow at the end of the game that
• 1:06:32
  would have given them two free throws. But you
• 1:06:34
  know the NBA wanted overtime. But man, James
• 1:06:37
  Harden, he did it. Stephen Curry also said that
• 1:06:41
  he wants to play 20 years. And this next season,
• 1:06:45
  this past season was his 17th. So that means
• 1:06:48
  we probably got two years left of him. I know
• 1:06:52
  about crazy exes. Say what? I say the same. How
• 1:06:56
  about me? What do we got here? Let's talk about
• 1:07:00
  the passing of the legend known as Jason Collins.
• 1:07:04
  The man was very noble, very strong to come out
• 1:07:09
  gay in an era where everyone's homophobic. What
• 1:07:20
  are your goals, I guess, looking forward for
• 1:07:22
  the rest of the season? Yeah, I'd probably just
• 1:07:24
  say keep on playing hard, really. Keep on winning
• 1:07:27
  games, hopefully. Memphis Grizzlies star Brandon
• 1:07:30
  Clark has died. He was just 29 years old. And
• 1:07:36
  here's what sucks is not everyone's going to
• 1:07:39
  think Kratom's so bad because he died of it.
• 1:07:41
  Well, he didn't die of it, but he got arrested.
• 1:07:44
  I'm just really hoping that, you know, my plan
• 1:07:46
  can just translate to wins for us. The NBA pro's
• 1:07:49
  death confirmed by his team. The Grizzlies sharing
• 1:07:52
  a tribute to Brandon on their Instagram, calling
• 1:07:54
  him an outstanding teammate and even better person.
• 1:07:58
  Rest in peace, bro. Two deaths in the NBA in
• 1:08:01
  one day. Last night, a moment of silence before
• 1:08:07
  the Spurs -Timberwolves playoff game to honor
• 1:08:10
  Jason Collins. He broke barriers that will positively
• 1:08:13
  impact the sports world for generations to come.
• 1:08:17
  In 2013, Collins came out as gay. Jason Collins
• 1:08:21
  becomes the first openly gay athlete to play
• 1:08:24
  in any of this country's four major professional
• 1:08:28
  sports. And he was not a bad player. If a point
• 1:08:31
  guard missed a jump shot, he would dunk it in.
• 1:08:34
  Our George Stephanopoulos spoke with Collins.
• 1:08:37
  I feel like George is in the closet. Hours after
• 1:08:39
  the announcement. I think the country is ready
• 1:08:42
  for supporting. Unfortunately, that was in the
• 1:08:46
  Obama era when people did support it. An openly
• 1:08:49
  gay basketball player. Well, rest in peace, bud.
• 1:08:53
  I'm sorry that happened. 856. He's died of stage
• 1:08:57
  four cancer, man. Sucks. All right. Coming up
• 1:09:02
  next, we've got a ton of celebrity news. We've
• 1:09:04
  got Tampa news, Chicago news, Cleveland news,
• 1:09:06
  Fresno news, radio news. We've got a lot to do.
• 1:09:08
  I need more coffee, and I've got to go piss,
• 1:09:10
  so we'll be right back. Hang on. Coffee hour.
• 1:09:13
  Coffee hour. Coffee hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com
• 1:09:27
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had
• 1:09:29
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 1:09:33
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 1:09:40
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 1:09:43
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 1:09:45
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 1:09:48
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 1:09:52
  Don't worry, Fresno. Coffee Hour will be right
• 1:09:54
  back. Oh, yeah. Here's addictive and papoose
• 1:09:58
  with everything. Talk, it don't mean a thing
• 1:10:27
  Let me break it down for you, make it simple
• 1:10:30
  I got a question, I don't ask why When you're
• 1:10:34
  chillin' with a girl all Saturday night You try
• 1:10:37
  to play me, actin' like a fool Saw you kissin'
• 1:10:41
  off another girl, breakin' the rules Have fun,
• 1:10:45
  have your fun in the game But when you get home,
• 1:10:48
  baby, you'll be passin' your things Cause you
• 1:10:51
  thought you had the feeling Just stop it before
• 1:10:59
  you, before you mess around Was she worth the
• 1:11:35
  problems that you asked me? I haven't had her,
• 1:11:37
  but you can have her Call her up on the phone
• 1:11:40
  Tell her that you're coming over I don't want
• 1:11:43
  to know And serve him like a soap opera Cause
• 1:12:51
  if your man met you and left his ex -girl What
• 1:12:54
  make you think he won't leave you for the next
• 1:12:57
  girl? Caught your husband creepin' with the girl
• 1:13:00
  next door And came back like a boomerang, you
• 1:13:03
  vexed girl Equality is what keep me and my lady
• 1:13:07
  standin' So when I tell her she pretty, she tell
• 1:13:10
  me I'm handsome If you and your man had a misunderstanding
• 1:13:13
  Let me bone your mind to this understanding So
• 1:13:20
  that's not a misunderstanding, that's a Mr. Understanding
• 1:13:24
  He treats you like trash, so finally he treats
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  you better Cause one man's trash is another man's
• 1:13:30
  trash You know you have a thing for me I knew
• 1:13:35
  it but you just didn't say Just talk before you
• 1:13:40
  mess around What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. Hey, this is Eric
• 1:14:56
  Zane. You're like, who? Yeah, I know. Anyway,
• 1:15:00
  you're listening to Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. This
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  motherfucker is resilient as shit. Everybody
• 1:15:06
  tries to rub Ryan's fucking face in dog shit.
• 1:15:10
  And then he always picks himself up. I love that.
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  Fuck everybody. Give them the finger and kick
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  their ass, Ryan Hoppy. It's MJ from the MJ Morning
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  Show on Q105, 104 .7 FM, Tampa Bay, and you're
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  listening to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And the last one
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  right here. Hey, radio listener, it's Kevin Kline
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  from Kline Alley Show on 106 .7 KROQ in Los Angeles.
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  Perhaps you've never heard of us. Maybe you have,
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  but who cares? You're listening to Hoppy Hour.
• 1:15:49
  With my boy, Ryan Hoppy. Your side chick's favorite
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  show is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to
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  Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know where you're
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  going. And now for something completely different.
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• 1:18:49
  TMZ news. But first... Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic!
• 1:19:01
  Oh yeah, let me press this right here. It is
• 1:19:10
  decision time for LeBron James. You can only
• 1:19:14
  guess what. Yeah, he ain't retiring this offseason.
• 1:19:17
  You think he's going to retire without a goodbye
• 1:19:18
  party? Get the hell out of here. His future holds.
• 1:19:21
  Will he stay with the Lakers? Will he go to Cleveland?
• 1:19:24
  Or is he just going to become a big -time producer
• 1:19:26
  like Obama? If he stays with the Lakers, he has
• 1:19:29
  to take a pay cut. But can he say, like, do you
• 1:19:31
  know what the price is? I don't think he's been
• 1:19:33
  that successful with the Lakers. He won a championship
• 1:19:36
  during COVID. when nobody was trying. Gases.
• 1:19:40
  Okay, do you know what the price of gas is? I
• 1:19:42
  think we all deserve a raise. Oh yeah, you ain't
• 1:19:45
  getting that from cheap -ass army. As we speak,
• 1:19:48
  our DC crew is on the way to ask some questions
• 1:19:52
  of Donald Trump. I know how much you value loyalty.
• 1:19:55
  Are you comfortable with people serving in the
• 1:19:58
  military if they personally oppose the Iran war
• 1:20:01
  for you? Luka Doncic is not going to be playing
• 1:20:07
  for his home country. That's good. Summer, because
• 1:20:12
  he wants to spend it with his two daughters.
• 1:20:14
  That's the only thing that I saw. That is very
• 1:20:16
  noble of you. Am I right now? Amidst this entire
• 1:20:19
  situation with his ex -fiance. It's been really,
• 1:20:22
  really bad. Baby mama drummer. Is it because
• 1:20:26
  he has a new squeeze out here? I don't think
• 1:20:28
  he has a new squeeze. He has a ton of squeeze.
• 1:20:31
  What does that mean? No one here wants to be
• 1:20:34
  tied up. Charlie, we don't want to be tied down.
• 1:20:36
  We want to be tied up. One time I asked and she
• 1:20:40
  tied me up and we went at it and I started getting
• 1:20:44
  soft. I like moving around. I've heard my sex
• 1:20:49
  face is delightful. Taylor Swift out in New York
• 1:20:54
  City for a family dinner. I think like the next
• 1:20:57
  time. I don't even hear about Taylor's dinner.
• 1:21:00
  Bet she had to carry her and fight it all night.
• 1:21:06
  A disturbing new report is shedding light on
• 1:21:08
  just how common AI -generated deepfake pornography
• 1:21:12
  has become among teenagers. I don't know. I'm
• 1:21:14
  weird. When I watch porn, I want to feel like
• 1:21:18
  the girl's possible to be. If it's like an imaginary
• 1:21:21
  girl, I don't like that. A new survey found one
• 1:21:26
  in 18 say they personally know someone targeted
• 1:21:29
  by fake nude images created with artificial intelligence.
• 1:21:33
  Fox 13's Genevieve Kurdish shows us what Florida
• 1:21:37
  is doing to protect children online and what
• 1:21:39
  advocates are recommending. Genevieve. Yeah,
• 1:21:42
  Haley, it can just take one photo posted online
• 1:21:44
  for someone to create a fake explicit image using
• 1:21:48
  artificial intelligence. And as I could say,
• 1:21:50
  many parents don't realize how easy the technology
• 1:21:54
  has become. I was so horrified by what I saw,
• 1:21:58
  including understanding that AI deepfakes were
• 1:22:01
  being made using. All right, so I hope it all
• 1:22:04
  works out. Getting bored. If I'm bored, you're
• 1:22:11
  bored. I deleted the app. Alex Cooper reveals
• 1:22:14
  why she deleted TikTok amid her. Yeah. She's
• 1:22:20
  just the worst. I first liked her, but when I
• 1:22:22
  heard that she has ghostwriters for her sex segments,
• 1:22:25
  that's not good. That means you're probably bad
• 1:22:27
  in bed. Do I have any ghostwriters here? No.
• 1:22:31
  See, these are my opinions. Alex Earl, during
• 1:22:35
  the May 13th episode of her Call Her Daddy podcast,
• 1:22:38
  Alex chats with guest Tana Mongeau about why
• 1:22:41
  society seems so obsessed with creating competition
• 1:22:44
  between women, especially... Well, because you're
• 1:22:46
  a bitch to everybody. I think we're all aware
• 1:22:57
  of the double standard. I think we're all aware
• 1:22:59
  of how we love to pit women against women. Do
• 1:23:01
  you have any remorse whatsoever? No response.
• 1:23:14
  Is there anything you would like to say to the
• 1:23:16
  family as this is now? This is the drug counselor
• 1:23:19
  that was in charge. That was sort of involved
• 1:23:23
  in the role of Matthew Perry's death. After it
• 1:23:26
  comes to the close. I'm regretfully sorry for
• 1:23:31
  the pain and anguish that caused the family.
• 1:23:33
  You don't care. You regret getting caught. What
• 1:23:39
  hurts me the most? Why was it important for you
• 1:23:41
  to take a responsibility in court this morning?
• 1:23:44
  Because I own it. I own it. I did it and I own
• 1:23:46
  it. All right. I'm glad you own it. You didn't
• 1:23:50
  own it before. You just owned it once you got
• 1:23:51
  caught. Love is Mine is headed to Boston. Netflix
• 1:23:57
  has officially confirmed the series has been
• 1:23:59
  renewed for season 11. All right. Set. So it's
• 1:24:03
  going in Boston. Good. Cool. Billy Ray Cyrus
• 1:24:07
  sings his ex Tish Cyrus Purcell. You know she's
• 1:24:11
  good and bad. a sweet birthday tribute on may
• 1:24:15
  13th the country star posted a video to x of
• 1:24:19
  him i don't know if he's a star i mean he's a
• 1:24:20
  country singer but he had one song himself performing
• 1:24:23
  his 2007 ballad ready set don't go a song he
• 1:24:27
  wrote about watching their daughter miley cyrus
• 1:24:30
  leave home to chase her dreams during her hannah
• 1:24:33
  montana era i cannot tell if he's a good dad
• 1:24:36
  or not in the caption billy ray gives tish a
• 1:24:39
  loving shout out writing two of the greatest
• 1:24:42
  mother's All right, so he made a song and, you
• 1:24:53
  know, talked about his ex. He's not over. It
• 1:24:56
  doesn't exactly pay to be part of the bunch.
• 1:24:58
  Eve Plum, who played Jan Brady on the beloved
• 1:25:01
  series The Brady Bunch, which aired from 1969
• 1:25:04
  to 1974 and in reruns on various networks. It
• 1:25:08
  was only on five airs, man. I feel like it was
• 1:25:10
  longer. is revealing in her new memoir, Happiness
• 1:25:13
  Included, Jan Brady and Beyond, that she makes
• 1:25:16
  nearly nothing in residuals. Well, the problem
• 1:25:18
  was the syndication didn't really begin until
• 1:25:21
  Friends and Seinfeld. It's crazy how they make
• 1:25:22
  like 30 million. And these people do not. She
• 1:25:27
  writes in the intro in her book, Per Page Six,
• 1:25:30
  quote, If I had a dime for every rerun episode,
• 1:25:33
  I'd pay off the national deficit. I don't. Oh,
• 1:25:36
  that sucks. It's kind of suck to see like the
• 1:25:38
  French people just making money. Dancing with
• 1:25:45
  the Stars scores a home run with its newest addition
• 1:25:48
  to the cast. The ABC series announces that Jackson
• 1:25:51
  Olsen from the Savannah Bananas. I really want
• 1:25:55
  to go to Savannah Bananas. A Georgia -based baseball
• 1:25:58
  team known for their comedy -filled mid -game
• 1:26:00
  performances. All right, so he's going on Dancing
• 1:26:03
  with the Stars to really, really start. Happy
• 1:26:07
  Hot Topic. All right, let's get to our vibe check
• 1:26:17
  right now. Look at everything. Oh, that's so
• 1:26:19
  hip. ABC News, the vibe check. Hey, man, what's
• 1:26:24
  popping in pop culture? Yo, what's popping, dog?
• 1:26:26
  I'm Caucasian. Roxy, we need the good news right
• 1:26:30
  now. All the feel good stuff. Bring it to us.
• 1:26:32
  What are the top trends? All right, I don't need
• 1:26:33
  to hear this. It's Tiffany Haddish is on the
• 1:26:36
  swimsuit cover of SI. Cool. Yo, yo, yo, yo, dog.
• 1:26:39
  What are you doing? 17 tourists find themselves
• 1:26:44
  trapped in an elevator in Las Vegas. Melissa
• 1:26:47
  Alessio, a nurse from Arizona, is documenting
• 1:26:50
  her... Man, she's a hot piece of ass, by the
• 1:26:52
  way. ...ordeal, and it's becoming scarier as
• 1:26:55
  the minutes tick by. Yeah, on Monday, Kevin Walsh,
• 1:26:59
  if you listen to 102 .5 The Bone, you would know
• 1:27:01
  him as Big Kev. Mm -hmm. He's going to be calling
• 1:27:05
  in Monday because one time me, him, and my former
• 1:27:07
  co -host, AJ, got stuck in an elevator. at first
• 1:27:10
  it was really inconvenient and then it became
• 1:27:12
  pretty scary it stopped and then a second later
• 1:27:17
  boom it dropped probably two to three feet it
• 1:27:21
  was very you know they all took shots at the
• 1:27:23
  camera after hustling and everyone kind of looked
• 1:27:27
  at each other all right so they're stuck in the
• 1:27:31
  elevator they all should have just had sex with
• 1:27:32
  each other Country singer Taylor Holder is canceling
• 1:27:37
  the remainder of his tour, admitting to mental
• 1:27:39
  health struggles and his need to focus on getting
• 1:27:42
  healthy. I think the real reason is you didn't
• 1:27:45
  sell enough tickets, bud. Influencer Kayla Jade
• 1:27:50
  is sharing her thoughts on Sidney Sweeney's OnlyFans
• 1:27:53
  arc on season three of Euphoria. Oh yeah, that's
• 1:27:55
  hot piece of ass talking about another one. Revealing
• 1:27:57
  she wishes the show uplifted the sex worker community
• 1:28:00
  and didn't dehumanize them. Yeah, everybody is
• 1:28:03
  doing a bad job. I think we're going to see a
• 1:28:05
  documentary in a few years about the behind the
• 1:28:08
  scenes stuff happening over at Euphoria. You
• 1:28:13
  know how there's been, like, the Nickelodeon
• 1:28:15
  and Disney documentaries? There's something going
• 1:28:18
  on in that water. Over there at Euphoria. On
• 1:28:22
  her TikTok April 24th, Kayla's sharing her thoughts
• 1:28:24
  on Sydney's Euphoria character, Cassie, using
• 1:28:27
  the platform to help pay off debts for her husband,
• 1:28:30
  Nate, played by Jacob Elordi. I will never understand
• 1:28:32
  the love -hate relationship that people have
• 1:28:34
  towards SWs on shows like Euphoria. Like, it's
• 1:28:37
  great. Sex workers with SW! How noble! Having
• 1:28:42
  them represented in TV. I don't need to hear
• 1:28:44
  it from you. Blah, blah, blah. You have sex on
• 1:28:46
  camera. How strong of you. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy
• 1:28:51
  hot topic! Nick Lachey details his run -in with
• 1:28:54
  ex -Jessica Simpson on a recent flight 20 years
• 1:28:57
  after their divorce. That's gotta be awkward.
• 1:29:00
  Mm -hmm. Nearly two months after reports surfaced
• 1:29:04
  that the 98 Degrees alum, whose divorce from
• 1:29:06
  Jessica was finalized in 2006, ran into the singer
• 1:29:10
  on a flight, Nick confirms the former couple
• 1:29:12
  did in fact cross paths during his May 13th appearance
• 1:29:17
  on Watch What Happens Live. It is true. And what
• 1:29:20
  was that like? It was strangely okay. Yeah. It's
• 1:29:25
  been 20 years, bud. You know, it's been 20 years.
• 1:29:28
  Yeah. That's what I just said. And so we hadn't
• 1:29:30
  seen each other in those 20 years. And then spent
• 1:29:33
  six and a half hours on a flight to Hawaii together.
• 1:29:35
  But when I say spent, in the same vicinity. Understood.
• 1:29:38
  There you go. Understood. I'm Andy Cohen. Happy
• 1:29:42
  Hot Topic! Leigh -Anne Rimes is getting candid
• 1:29:46
  about her family. Nearly a month after posting
• 1:29:49
  that her 15th wedding anniversary celebration
• 1:29:51
  with husband Eddie Cibrian was, quote, filled
• 1:29:53
  with tears and worry amid some very tense, heart
• 1:29:56
  -wrenching things happening at home with family,
• 1:29:58
  Leigh -Anne is revealing the reason why. On her
• 1:30:02
  May 12th sub stack, the singer and actor said
• 1:30:04
  she and Eddie have a parent in rehab after going
• 1:30:07
  through a stroke a few weeks ago. She writes,
• 1:30:10
  quote, so the heaviness in our hearts around
• 1:30:12
  that has been hard, too. Eddie and I are both
• 1:30:15
  only children, which means a lot has fallen onto
• 1:30:17
  my sweet husband's shoulders. Watching someone
• 1:30:20
  you love carry so much while you're barely able
• 1:30:23
  to carry yourself is its own kind of heartbreak.
• 1:30:25
  Well, I hope it all works out. Time for Jimmy
• 1:30:28
  Kimmel's A Douchebag. You on TV with the fake
• 1:30:43
  grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick
• 1:30:47
  like you run the room But the joke lands hard
• 1:30:49
  when you walk in You want laughs, I want truth
• 1:30:52
  You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'
• 1:30:57
  heat All that nard is still weak You clap for
• 1:31:02
  yourself, that's sad Try to look cool, still
• 1:31:05
  bad I hear your name, I just smirk. Whole vibe
• 1:31:09
  flimsy, whole act work, work. Step up, step up,
• 1:31:13
  say it with your chest. Act tough. Act tough,
• 1:31:17
  act tough, but you never pass the test. Jimmy
• 1:31:21
  Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Say
• 1:31:25
  it loud, let it drag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
• 1:31:30
  Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.
• 1:31:42
  They stare now. Same old smile, same fake wow.
• 1:31:46
  You swing soft with a velvet glove. All that
• 1:31:50
  chatter, no love. I came in with a soft tongue.
• 1:31:53
  You came out sounding half one. Every line you
• 1:31:57
  throw, I duck. You want smoke, you out of love.
• 1:32:01
  Look at you, all polished up. Still ain't hard,
• 1:32:04
  still ain't enough. I don't hate, I just call.
• 1:32:08
  When you trip, I watch you fall. Say it with
• 1:32:13
  your chest Act tough, act tough But you never
• 1:32:18
  pass the test Jimmy, come on, douchebag Jimmy,
• 1:32:23
  come on, douchebag Say it loud, don't let it
• 1:32:27
  drag Jimmy, come on, douchebag Jimmy, come on,
• 1:32:32
  douchebag Jimmy, come on, douchebag Try to flex,
• 1:32:36
  but you lag Jimmy, come on, douchebag Hands up
• 1:32:42
  Back up, hit the crowd, go now Quick laugh, big
• 1:32:47
  mess, that's the whole burst on now Shoot me,
• 1:32:51
  shoot me, shoot me Say it loud, let it drag Oh,
• 1:33:19
  what's going on with this douche bag right here?
• 1:33:25
  I'm already packed. I've already packed my office.
• 1:33:27
  They're going to start tearing it out immediately.
• 1:33:29
  I know my staff is not paid like the next day.
• 1:33:31
  They're out. With just eight days until Colbert
• 1:33:34
  signs off. No, don't leave us. Who cares? Late
• 1:33:38
  night's all -stars, a .k .a. Strike Force 5,
• 1:33:41
  held. That's such a douchey name. An emergency
• 1:33:43
  reunion to honor the comedian's historic last
• 1:33:46
  show. What's your plan for Monday after you're
• 1:33:49
  done? My son graduates college. I'm crying about
• 1:33:52
  Trump. The 18th. My show ends on the 21st. My
• 1:33:55
  brother gets married on the 23rd. Oh, wow. So
• 1:33:58
  I'm kind of sandwiched between things that are
• 1:34:00
  a little more important. A little perspective.
• 1:34:02
  What do you think happens when this all ends?
• 1:34:07
  Oh, I think... No, it's about death. I think
• 1:34:11
  I'll probably start a podcast. Ha ha ha ha ha!
• 1:34:15
  Last thought, a punchline coming to mind! Like
• 1:34:18
  Julia Louis -Dreyfus and Pedro Pascal. Bullshit!
• 1:34:22
  Why is he kissing everybody? It's weird! A sweet
• 1:34:24
  farewell kiss with Colbert as he closes out his
• 1:34:27
  late night era. It's not easy. There's kiss -ass
• 1:34:31
  Letterman. Make it look very easy. Steven's Late
• 1:34:33
  Show predecessor, David Letterman, is on tomorrow
• 1:34:35
  night. His final guest? Well, there's a lot of
• 1:34:38
  buzz that it's George Clooney. Big night! Big
• 1:34:41
  show! He was Colbert's first guest. I don't know.
• 1:34:44
  I remember growing up, I loved seeing celebrities
• 1:34:46
  on these late night shows. Now I think they're
• 1:34:49
  douchebags! Yes, back in 2015. Meanwhile, fellow
• 1:34:53
  late nighter Jimmy Kimmel joked at Disney's annual
• 1:34:56
  upfronts about CBS replacing Colbert with...
• 1:34:59
  Yeah, because they got to make money. All right,
• 1:35:07
  there you go. Stephen Colbert revealed which
• 1:35:16
  A -lister he was wildly attracted to. The Late
• 1:35:19
  Show host revealed Michelle Williams was his
• 1:35:22
  biggest celebrity crush. All right, so there
• 1:35:25
  you go. Time for Sydney. On Sweeney News. Hoppy
• 1:35:31
  Hour, baby. Turn it up, turn it up. Ryan Hoppy
• 1:35:36
  in the cut. Sidney Sweeney News. This that Sidney
• 1:35:42
  Sweeney News on Hoppy Hour. Ryan never filters,
• 1:35:45
  he just talk his power. Got the whole show shook
• 1:35:47
  when he say she fire. Two hands on the wheel,
• 1:35:50
  but his mind on the flyer. Sidney Sweeney News
• 1:35:52
  on Hoppy Hour. He say how you feel, turn up A
• 1:35:56
  -hour. Mike gone light red, he already wildin'
• 1:36:04
  Name drop, Sidney, whole chat start smilin' Look,
• 1:36:07
  I'm dishonest, he lean and confide Tells a name
• 1:36:10
  once, ratings go sky -high Car talk, bar talk,
• 1:36:13
  that boy un -rehearsed Producer in the booth,
• 1:36:16
  like, please don't curse Laugh track, ready when
• 1:36:19
  he starts, that's real Top tier, 10 out of 10,
• 1:36:22
  that's real That's real, real, real This, that's
• 1:36:25
  Sidney Sweeney, who's on Javi Ava, ayy He just
• 1:36:28
  talk his power Got the whole show shook when
• 1:36:31
  he said she fired Two hands on the wheel, but
• 1:36:33
  his mind on the fly Sidney Sweeney news on, happy
• 1:36:36
  hour He said, how you feel? Turn up here, y 'all
• 1:36:39
  The clock had a hotline, he the operator He the
• 1:36:43
  biggest commentator Call us hit the line like,
• 1:36:46
  bro, you obsessed He laugh, I'm just saying she
• 1:36:48
  a blood arrest Lips go viral when he press that
• 1:36:52
  play Move feet flooded with a face all day Sidekick,
• 1:36:55
  roll eyes Tryna change that lane He drag it right
• 1:36:58
  back, run that name again No cap, whole map,
• 1:37:01
  know what he think You hear Sidney Sweeney when
• 1:37:04
  you twist that lane This that Sidney Sweeney,
• 1:37:09
  news on happy hour Ryan never filters, he just
• 1:37:11
  talk his power Got the whole show shook when
• 1:37:14
  he said she fired Two hands on the wheel, but
• 1:37:16
  his mind on the fly Sidney Sweeney, news on happy
• 1:37:19
  hour He said how he feel, turn up every hour
• 1:37:22
  He hot, had a hot line, he the operator I promise
• 1:37:33
  that you'll never find another like me. All right,
• 1:37:36
  I can't play this. Let me see if I can scream
• 1:37:38
  over this. What the fuck's going on? The video
• 1:37:41
  is about... All right, it was just about... That
• 1:37:47
  was a fail. I'm sorry. It had music in it, but
• 1:37:51
  it was about how much love there is between Sidney
• 1:37:53
  Sweeney and good old Scooter Braun. All right.
• 1:37:58
  Sorry about that. That was such a waste of time.
• 1:38:00
  But hey, we're 90 minutes in, so get over it.
• 1:38:07
  Time for radio news. It's a radio legend. Shane
• 1:38:24
  Ryan is retiring. After 33 years in Minneapolis.
• 1:38:30
  KDWB. Here he is announcing it. Right here. Almost
• 1:38:40
  exactly 33 years. And it is time. It is time
• 1:38:48
  to move on. What a voice. And see what's next.
• 1:38:54
  So there's that. And here's the news clip about
• 1:38:57
  it up in Minneapolis. A story now, just hours
• 1:39:00
  ago, a big shakeup in radio announced. Take a
• 1:39:03
  look. It's one of those things where I never
• 1:39:05
  saw it coming to an end, but at the same time,
• 1:39:07
  I never saw it lasting this long. My last day
• 1:39:10
  will be a week from Friday. That is quick. Gosh,
• 1:39:18
  look at that. I grew up listening to Dave Ryan
• 1:39:20
  like most of you, I'm sure. Legendary KDWB personality
• 1:39:24
  Dave Ryan retiring after 33 years at the station.
• 1:39:27
  You heard there Ryan making that announcement
• 1:39:29
  on his show this morning. So there's that. Here's
• 1:39:33
  an interesting clip. Mark Chernoff, who is one
• 1:39:35
  of Howard Stern's bosses, talks about his long
• 1:39:38
  commercial breaks. The same thing Kelta copied
• 1:39:39
  here in Tampa. Howard Stern would go on for an
• 1:39:42
  hour and 10 minutes. we would do an 18 or a 20
• 1:39:46
  minute commercial break on k rock and you know
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  something in those days we couldn't always look
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  10 12 shares that's just in the 12 plus never
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  mind the 25 and 30 shares he was getting in men
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  especially men 25 54 and i said you know what
• 1:40:02
  they're sticking with him And they don't want
• 1:40:05
  to go away because they don't know when he's
• 1:40:07
  coming back. Again, we have to play endless commercial
• 1:40:09
  breaks. They don't know when he's coming back.
• 1:40:12
  Yeah, you could not do that on PPN ratings. The
• 1:40:15
  content was so compelling that you'd want to
• 1:40:18
  stay. And that's what I hope I bring here. We'll
• 1:40:21
  be right back. Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy
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  Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco
• 1:40:41
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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  I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The
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  semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
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  feel like listening to this next song, you can
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  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
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  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
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  Oh, yeah, what song do I feel like playing? Well,
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  first, first, first of all, Let me press this
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  button right here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour
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  will be right back. I'm going to play New York
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  to Cali, Rakim. New York to Cali to Tampa to
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  Chicago to Cleveland. Yeah. Welcome back. Synonyms
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  don't wanna end Rakim's gonna win Always seem
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  to come out at the right time With the right
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  rhymes Smooth in the day and sound rough at night
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  time Just an echo in every ghetto Meadow and
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  valley Side street and alley From New York to
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  on stage They scream every phrase I lead a city
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  one That's my procedure Leave you in a deeper
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  mind Staked in anesthesia You get your seizure
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  let the crowd This one is a gift from everyone
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  from here to here. Ideas that you hear, severe
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  to the ear. Nevertheless, I provide a worldwide
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  request and manifest. And this is from the east
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  to the west. From New York to Cali, to Cali,
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  coast to coast, I've been ripping calisthenics
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  and clubs. From New York to Cali, to Cali, climbing
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  over dogs and dogs, girls and men, kisses and
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  bunnies. From New York to Cali, to Cali, coast
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  to coast, I've been ripping calisthenics and
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  him a lot Notice him a lot to my seminar They
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  travel never far, plus that's where the women
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  are I like to ask them what's the best time to
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  hear me rhyme Nevertheless, I provide a worldwide
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  request and manifest And this is from the East
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  to the West From New York to Cali, to Cali Coast
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  clubs From New York to Cali, to Cali Climbing
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  been ripping calisthenics clubs From New York
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  to Cali, to Cali Climbing over dogs, to dogs,
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  girl, blowing kisses Coast to coast, I've been
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  ripping calisthenics clubs Outro Music Peace.
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  Peace. Peace. I come all fly, concept is high
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  tech My first display still converts with the
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  days to slam That's why the man's first dance
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  still played He'll tell the neighborhoods I got
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  the goods again It's like if, then again, that's
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  how it should have been Nevertheless, I provide
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  a worldwide request and manifest And this is
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  from the east to the west From New York to Cali,
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  to Cali, to Cali Coast to coast, I've been ripping
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  calisthenics clubs From New York to Cali, to
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  Cali, to Cali Climbing over doves, make up the
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  rules Kisses. The New York, the Cali, the Cali,
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  the coast, the coast. I've been with the Calis
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  and the clubs. The New York, the Cali. Are you
• 1:45:33
  guys ready for the last segment of the show?
• 1:45:35
  I've been really working on producing longer
• 1:45:38
  shows. Hey, what's up? This is Eddie Volkman
• 1:45:41
  from the Eddie and Jobo radio show. And you're
• 1:45:44
  listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hi there.
• 1:45:48
  This is Marge McDouche. You might remember me
• 1:45:51
  from the Eddie and Jobo radio show. Now, I'm
• 1:45:55
  just looking at this fine young man, Ryan Hoppy.
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  Oh, this is April Pilafoff. And you're listening
• 1:46:01
  to Ryan Hoppy and Hoppy Hour. Please don't be
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  offended. He's sorry in advance. Uh, maybe, possibly.
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  A who? I don't know. Welcome to Happy Hour. In
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  your heart, you know what you want. And now for
• 1:46:24
  something completely different. Door is closing.
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  Happy Hour! Happy Hour! Happy Hour! Ladies and
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  gentlemen, here it is... This is the theme, the
• 1:47:48
  hopping hour. The theme, the hopping hour. Oh
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  wow. the Ryan Hopper. Let's laugh, let's dance
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  right now. Shoo up in the tower. Silly jokes,
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  the last will shower. Ryan's here with all the
• 1:48:07
  chatter. Tune in, folks, it really matters. Hoppy
• 1:48:10
  hour is the thing. With Ryan Hop, we all sing.
• 1:48:13
  Grab your friends and let's all swing. It's the
• 1:48:15
  people want to sing. Scooby -Doo and wacky tunes.
• 1:48:19
  Ryan's laughter fills the rooms. Crazy fun and
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  all the loons. Hop, sour, brings the boobs. Catch
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  the wave and ride the fun. With Hoppy Hour, we're
• 1:48:27
  never done. Ryan Hopp, number one. Come on. Oh,
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  yeah. Hoppy Hour is the thing with Ryan Hopp.
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  It's Hoppy. Get it right. Woo -hoo. Friends and
• 1:48:36
  let's all swing. Ha -ha -ha. Woo. Wow. Hi. Man,
• 1:48:46
  breaking news. Jason Biggs split from his wife
• 1:48:49
  after 18 years of marriage. Woo. He seems like
• 1:48:53
  he'd be hard to be married to. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  That's 856 -494 -6773. Hoppy Hour is the thing
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  with Ryan Hopp. We all sing. Hoppy. Grab your
• 1:49:05
  friends and let's all swing. It's the theme of
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  what is it? Yeah. Yo, it's Hoppy Hour. We about
• 1:49:20
  to go live. Terrible baby. Come on, let's get
• 1:49:48
  into it. All right now Sheriff Chad Chronister
• 1:49:57
  started out by saying they have dismantled a
• 1:50:00
  criminal. I love Sheriff Chad. So much cooler
• 1:50:02
  than Grady Judd. A retail theft ring and says
• 1:50:06
  throughout his entire career, he has never seen
• 1:50:08
  a theft or criminal enterprise to this magnitude.
• 1:50:12
  There's a lot of crime in Tampa. Things like
• 1:50:16
  this operate in a community. We're all victims.
• 1:50:20
  Because that theft has to be passed on to the
• 1:50:24
  consumers. Investigators started looking into
• 1:50:27
  this organization after they received a tip about
• 1:50:30
  people buying stolen items from stores like...
• 1:50:33
  Home Depot and construction sites. More runs!
• 1:50:38
  How do you think you're not going to get a client?
• 1:50:39
  I mean, I know criminals are stupid, but they're
• 1:50:41
  also smart. Selling them at a lesser price. So
• 1:50:44
  far, the county's top law officer says over the
• 1:50:47
  past year, they believe this ring is responsible
• 1:50:49
  for at least $12 million in theft. All right,
• 1:50:52
  there's that. 856 -49 -HAPPY. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:50:58
  Paying with cash in Florida is changing what
• 1:51:01
  you pay. Governor Ron DeSantis. signing a bill
• 1:51:03
  this week that rounds cash purchases to the nearest
• 1:51:06
  nickel with pennies no longer in circulation.
• 1:51:08
  The law does not change sales tax or final prices
• 1:51:11
  on credit or debit card purchases. DeSantis is
• 1:51:15
  a douchebag. He always will be. And into law,
• 1:51:20
  Governor Ron DeSantis signing two bills on Tuesday
• 1:51:22
  to protect animals. One bill makes it a felony
• 1:51:25
  for adults to encourage minors to commit animal
• 1:51:27
  cruelty. It's like a broken clock. It's right
• 1:51:30
  once or twice a day. Twice a day. Because this
• 1:51:33
  is not bad. And requires young offenders to undergo
• 1:51:35
  psychological evaluation. I think he needs a
• 1:51:38
  psychological evaluation. Bradenton man is now
• 1:51:45
  facing serious charges in a decades -old child
• 1:51:47
  sex abuse case in Manatee County. Deputy State
• 1:51:51
  56 -year -old John J. Showers is charged with
• 1:51:54
  lewd and lascivious molestation and sexual battery.
• 1:51:57
  The word showers is so gross in that situation.
• 1:52:01
  Court records allege two victims came forward
• 1:52:04
  a decade later describing similar incidents that
• 1:52:06
  took place when they were children. Well, I hope
• 1:52:09
  he burns in hell, but... The courts are always
• 1:52:12
  nice to pedophiles, so whatever. No! Happy Hot
• 1:52:16
  Topic! On your side. Thank you. I'm glad you're
• 1:52:20
  on my side. News that you have been, that the
• 1:52:24
  state might be reconsidering its position on
• 1:52:26
  alligator alcatraz, including potentially closing
• 1:52:28
  that down. Alligator alcatraz reportedly shutting
• 1:52:32
  down soon. Good evening everyone, I'm Josh Benson.
• 1:52:37
  What up Josh? I'm Jennifer Lee, thank you for
• 1:52:39
  joining us. Jennifer Lee's still freaking hot.
• 1:52:42
  Our concerns tonight about the detention center's
• 1:52:44
  cost and whether the state would be reimbursed.
• 1:52:46
  What a waste of money that was. By the feds.
• 1:52:49
  So, there you go. Alcatraz, stupid. All right,
• 1:52:54
  what do we got here? We are staying on top of
• 1:52:59
  breaking news. Pasco County Sheriff Chris Naco
• 1:53:01
  has just announced he is resigning from his current
• 1:53:03
  position to run for state senate. Oh, yeah. Nothing
• 1:53:07
  like a failed sheriff that has a ton of time
• 1:53:11
  in Pasco County. Yeah, that guy's perfect for
• 1:53:14
  Senate. That announcement within the last 30
• 1:53:16
  minutes on the Pasco County Sheriff's Office
• 1:53:18
  social media account. All right, there you go.
• 1:53:21
  And then there's this headline right here that
• 1:53:23
  I'm very passionate about. Happy Hot Topic! News
• 1:53:28
  out of Pinellas County schools where the advanced
• 1:53:30
  weapons detection systems in Pinellas County
• 1:53:33
  were supposed to go through the end of the school
• 1:53:34
  year, but the district's pilot program actually
• 1:53:37
  ended early. Why would you even think about getting
• 1:53:40
  rid of metal detectors with all the potential
• 1:53:43
  school shootings that happen all the time? You
• 1:53:47
  should have it at every school. That's the least
• 1:53:49
  you can do. In every single side door, there
• 1:53:53
  should be a metal detector. Are we not trying
• 1:53:56
  to protect the kids? This pilot program should
• 1:53:59
  become a permanent program. Now the Safety and
• 1:54:02
  Security Department for the school district has
• 1:54:04
  a recommendation for the school board. News Channel
• 1:54:06
  8's Alessandra Young attended the workshop on
• 1:54:09
  all of this today. She has details. Safety leaders
• 1:54:13
  say after nine days of collecting data, they
• 1:54:15
  were able to come to their conclusion. And their
• 1:54:17
  recommendation is that the county purchases two
• 1:54:19
  advanced weapons detection systems to be distributed
• 1:54:22
  throughout the county as through every school.
• 1:54:25
  I don't care how much money it is. You got to
• 1:54:27
  protect the kids, especially where they're really
• 1:54:29
  beginning to harp on kids being on their cell
• 1:54:31
  phones, which I know they shouldn't be. But you
• 1:54:33
  also have to have the kids have the cell phones
• 1:54:35
  in case there's something that happens in school.
• 1:54:37
  So the least you can do is have the metal detectors.
• 1:54:40
  It makes perfect sense to have it. I don't know
• 1:54:46
  why you'd get rid of it. ...were able to come
• 1:54:48
  to their conclusion, and their recommendation
• 1:54:50
  is that the county purchases two advanced weapons
• 1:54:52
  detection systems to be distributed throughout
• 1:54:54
  the county as needed. Good morning. What started
• 1:54:58
  off as a pilot program to put two advanced weapons
• 1:55:00
  detection systems in Gibbs and Palm Harbor University
• 1:55:03
  high schools until the end of the year ended
• 1:55:05
  early. I'm glad we did the pilot. The pilot had
• 1:55:08
  to be done because we really had no experience
• 1:55:10
  with this other than visiting other... And it
• 1:55:11
  seems like it worked. Keep doing it. Why are
• 1:55:14
  you even thinking about getting rid of it? You're
• 1:55:16
  self -sabotaging. The volume of students that
• 1:55:20
  we were seeing. Sean Joel, director of safety
• 1:55:22
  and security for the county, says the technology
• 1:55:24
  works, but there are several factors that play
• 1:55:27
  into their recommendations. What, money? The
• 1:55:30
  biggest one is the staffing. Staffing, to do
• 1:55:33
  it efficiently, effectively, correctly, you've
• 1:55:35
  got - Pay someone $13 an hour and have them there.
• 1:55:37
  Figure out the money. The teachers are already
• 1:55:40
  underpaid, and then you're telling me you're
• 1:55:43
  trying to - What are you doing? To have dedicated
• 1:55:46
  staff for these checkpoints every single morning.
• 1:55:49
  Well, heaven forbid we keep the kids safe, you
• 1:55:51
  moron. for all the arrival points. The larger
• 1:55:54
  the school, the more checkpoints you're going
• 1:55:56
  to have. Okay, but you got to keep the kids safe.
• 1:55:59
  We complain as a country, why do school shootings
• 1:56:01
  keep happening? No one wants to do anything about
• 1:56:04
  guns and I don't want to talk about guns right
• 1:56:05
  now. But then you have something that works and
• 1:56:07
  then they're like, whoa, I don't know if we can
• 1:56:09
  afford it. Well, then you suck. During Tuesday's
• 1:56:11
  workshop, board members were presented with data
• 1:56:13
  collected. I personally would prefer to see us
• 1:56:17
  spending more money on actual humans that are
• 1:56:21
  helping. eyes for our students and campuses.
• 1:56:24
  Okay, but then how are you going to keep the
• 1:56:25
  kids safe? That's great to say that teachers
• 1:56:27
  are going to be paid more. This is what I don't
• 1:56:29
  like about this world. We're stupid. Specifically
• 1:56:33
  for protection of our students. We have seen
• 1:56:36
  an uptick in weapons and in violence in schools
• 1:56:41
  throughout our country. Yeah, so then keep them
• 1:56:43
  safe. locally and regionally and it's important
• 1:56:46
  that we stay vigilant on what is the most effective
• 1:56:49
  method in keeping our students it seems like
• 1:56:52
  what you did worked so i would keep at it don't
• 1:56:55
  self -sabotage like me over to tropicana field
• 1:57:01
  now with the clock ticking on the raised self
• 1:57:03
  -imposed june 1st deadline yeah everything they
• 1:57:07
  do is self -imposed I'm telling you, that is
• 1:57:10
  in 17 to 18 days. Nothing's going to change,
• 1:57:13
  okay? This area kisses the Rays' ass because
• 1:57:17
  the Rays tell people what to report. I'm going
• 1:57:20
  to tell you, I think they're going to end up
• 1:57:22
  moving. That Montreal deal, someone within the
• 1:57:25
  organization told me that that was them just
• 1:57:28
  trying to go to Montreal. They don't want to
• 1:57:30
  be here, and there's no room for them. A vote
• 1:57:33
  could be close. Local leaders could vote as soon
• 1:57:36
  as next week on the proposal to bring the team
• 1:57:38
  to Tampa. While the Rays are hoping for millions
• 1:57:40
  of dollars in state funding, lawmakers... Boo
• 1:57:43
  -hoo! You guys have the money for it! What is
• 1:57:45
  ridiculous is we've spent two frickin' years
• 1:57:48
  talking about this team and not helping the area
• 1:57:51
  recover from the worst hurricane in a century!
• 1:57:54
  ...say that money... Kiss my ass and enjoy it.
• 1:57:57
  It's tall and flabby. We will not move forward
• 1:57:59
  unless city and county leaders first reach a
• 1:58:02
  deal with the team. And they don't want to. They
• 1:58:05
  don't like you. Because you're cheap. And you've
• 1:58:10
  never won a championship. And you walk around
• 1:58:12
  like you're this great team. Shut up. 10 Tampa
• 1:58:15
  Bay News reporter Kristen Barberisi has details
• 1:58:18
  about the state funding and the latest on the
• 1:58:20
  negotiations. Legislators say state funding could
• 1:58:23
  be on the line if the team and state and local
• 1:58:25
  leaders can't reach a deal. They're not going
• 1:58:28
  to. The news is trying to, you know, I'm telling
• 1:58:30
  you right now, if I had a million dollars, I
• 1:58:32
  would bet all a million it's not going to be
• 1:58:34
  reached. Because if it would have been reached,
• 1:58:36
  it would have been reached by now. Meanwhile,
• 1:58:38
  talks of the team moving to Orlando are once
• 1:58:40
  again ramping up. Yeah, you got John Morgan getting
• 1:58:43
  involved in it. Mm -hmm. He's pretty powerful.
• 1:58:46
  This just in. In addition to more than $1 billion
• 1:58:48
  in city and county public dollars proposed for
• 1:58:51
  a new race stadium. Oh, we get to pay for it.
• 1:58:54
  Kiss my ass. The team is also potentially seeking
• 1:58:57
  $150 million in state funding for things like
• 1:59:00
  infrastructure improvements. They have the money.
• 1:59:03
  Just stay at the Trop, okay? Just stay there.
• 1:59:07
  You guys couldn't even fill up the Yankees stadium
• 1:59:10
  last year when they were kind enough, your rival
• 1:59:13
  team to let you use it. But as budget negotiations
• 1:59:16
  continue in Tallahassee, Senator Ed Hooper says
• 1:59:18
  legislators should stay out of the deal until
• 1:59:20
  local leaders and the Rays reach an agreement.
• 1:59:22
  They're not going to because the local leaders
• 1:59:25
  don't like the Rays and the Rays only care about
• 1:59:27
  themselves. In a text Wednesday afternoon, Rays
• 1:59:30
  CEO Ken Babby told me he was actively in discussion
• 1:59:33
  with city and county leaders today and they are
• 1:59:35
  in the final stages of a memorandum of understanding.
• 1:59:38
  Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. That's what the Rays
• 1:59:42
  always do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:59:45
  blah, blah, blah. It's freaking tiring. ...at
• 1:59:50
  the HCC campus while also warning other cities
• 1:59:55
  are ready to compete if the deal collapses. But
• 1:59:58
  I do know that there's a debate about, okay,
• 2:00:01
  are they going to go to this Tampa site? Shut
• 2:00:05
  up, DeSantis. You don't know anything either.
• 2:00:07
  You're a moron. All right. If you've been listening
• 2:00:10
  in Fresno, I'll talk to you Monday. Don't worry,
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  Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. Speaking
• 2:00:17
  of Fresno, let's do Fresno News. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Yeah. 6ix9ine tower, Fresno's loud and sour Mike
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  in his grip, got the world feelin' sour Poppy
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  on the block, droppin' facts like boulders Words
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  cut sharply, the city on his shoulders News so
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  raw, unfiltered truth spray Fresno's postin'
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  every word that he say No sugar coat, no bow,
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  no disguise Poppy in the booth, Fresno, here's
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  it live Fresno knows, he don't hold back Spin
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  so bold, keep the city on track Man talk, he
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  a walking headline Everywhere to spar, got the
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  city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't
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  outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's on shrine
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  Microphone king, yeah Tonight, a video on social
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  media is gaining traction after it showed what
• 2:01:58
  appeared to be people living inside a Fresno
• 2:02:01
  freeway overpass. That is sad. That video posted
• 2:02:05
  three days before a deadly Bridge Vault fire
• 2:02:08
  in downtown Fresno. Well, I hope it all works
• 2:02:11
  out for them there. And then this is news that
• 2:02:14
  represents our economy. Burger Chain Five Guys
• 2:02:19
  is closing two locations in the Central Valley.
• 2:02:22
  That information comes from the state's worker
• 2:02:24
  adjustment and... Man, it is so sad. I mean,
• 2:02:26
  this is Fresno and I live in Florida, but it
• 2:02:28
  seems like the same thing's happening. It's so
• 2:02:30
  sad when you see closed down stars. Training
• 2:02:33
  notification. Now it shows the Five Guys over
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  on G Street in Merced. That is scheduled to close
• 2:02:38
  on June 26th. All right, so there's that. And
• 2:02:41
  then there's this right here. Happy Hot Topic!
• 2:02:46
  Thank you, Kevin. In a breaking news update,
• 2:02:48
  the Fresno County Board of Supervisors has denied
• 2:02:51
  public libraries from recognizing and celebrating
• 2:02:54
  LGBTQ Pride Month. Oh, my God. I'm telling you,
• 2:03:00
  if there's anybody out there that is triggered
• 2:03:02
  by pride, you are in the closet. Who cares if
• 2:03:06
  somebody of the same sex wants to have sex with
• 2:03:08
  someone else? Life is so short. You need to get
• 2:03:11
  over yourself. Mm hmm. Is absolutely. positively
• 2:03:16
  ridiculous. It's out of control. Who cares? I'm
• 2:03:21
  so pro. I'm such an ally. I ain't trying to be
• 2:03:25
  an ass kisser or panderer, but I'm being serious.
• 2:03:29
  In a three to two vote, the supervisors also
• 2:03:32
  denied county libraries from participating in
• 2:03:34
  this year's Fresno Rainbow Pride Festival. I
• 2:03:37
  love being around pride. I don't like when people
• 2:03:41
  tell me that heteros are the problem because
• 2:03:43
  you should be heterophobic. But it is so ridiculous.
• 2:03:46
  They are so fun to be around gay people. Who
• 2:03:50
  cares if it's in a library? Love is love. Life
• 2:03:53
  is short. When you die, will it matter if somebody
• 2:03:57
  else had sex with the same gender? Action News
• 2:04:00
  reporter Tiffany Ullin joins us now live from
• 2:04:02
  downtown Fresno with comments from both sides
• 2:04:04
  of this issue. Tiffany. Warren and Grace, the
• 2:04:09
  room this morning was filled with people both
• 2:04:11
  in support and opposition. The ones that are
• 2:04:14
  in opposition are in the closet. Of the library's
• 2:04:17
  participation in Pride Month activities. Now,
• 2:04:20
  the supervisors did limit public comment to 15
• 2:04:23
  people on each side. That's fair enough. Every
• 2:04:26
  person just got one minute to speak. That must
• 2:04:29
  have been quite the spicy time. Before the supervisors
• 2:04:32
  discussed and voted. All those in favor, say
• 2:04:38
  aye. Aye. Those opposed, no. Are you in the closet?
• 2:04:45
  Yes. To vote among Fresno County supervisors,
• 2:04:48
  public libraries cannot recognize or celebrate
• 2:04:51
  LGBTQ Pride Month. Why? How does it affect you?
• 2:04:56
  and are denied from participating in this year's
• 2:04:58
  Fresno Rainbow Pride Festival. And this decision
• 2:05:02
  shows we're going back in time. We're going back.
• 2:05:04
  We are! June 2015 when Pride, or when, uh...
• 2:05:08
  Gay marriage got approved. I was so happy. And
• 2:05:11
  now we're walking backwards. In time to where
• 2:05:14
  stories don't matter, where people were invalidated.
• 2:05:16
  But many in a board meeting Tuesday were glad
• 2:05:18
  to see Supervisor Gary Bredefeld lead the motion
• 2:05:21
  to deny the library's participation in those
• 2:05:26
  Pride Month activities, which passed with support
• 2:05:28
  from Supervisors Nathan Magsig and Buddy Mendez.
• 2:05:32
  The library now. that rather than serve all members
• 2:05:35
  of the community in an unbiased fashion, has
• 2:05:38
  chosen to become advocates and promote a political
• 2:05:40
  agenda. It's not a political agenda. It's what
• 2:05:43
  they're attracted to. It's what they were born
• 2:05:45
  into. Who cares? Who cares what they're into?
• 2:05:49
  God, I don't understand it. I don't understand
• 2:05:53
  homophobia. that many people don't support okay
• 2:05:57
  we'll get over it learn about it risers luis
• 2:06:02
  chavez and brian pacheco opposed brettafeld's
• 2:06:04
  motion we're not just promoting one single group
• 2:06:07
  we're promoting christian literature we're promoting
• 2:06:09
  a number of other yeah so you can have religion
• 2:06:12
  fiction but that true love things that are not
• 2:06:15
  fake you can't have that man funk that objects
• 2:06:17
  and i think that's how it should be because the
• 2:06:20
  library should belong to everybody i agree but
• 2:06:23
  That is very weird for California. But that dude
• 2:06:25
  that was opposed to it, I would check his porn
• 2:06:28
  history. I have been doing long shows this week.
• 2:06:42
  You know what I mean, Jelly Bean? Six mad, but
• 2:06:53
  he been in these mics All in ten heights, now
• 2:06:55
  the cynic get tight From the berms to the block,
• 2:06:58
  that's a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his
• 2:07:01
  name on the lights He got callers on the lines,
• 2:07:04
  tryna break they news From the side to the sticks,
• 2:07:07
  they relate to the views Every segment like a
• 2:07:09
  story from the avenue What is it? Slick, then
• 2:07:12
  he fat, shake that attitude This that Chicago
• 2:07:15
  news I'll be out, we'll let him choose From the
• 2:07:20
  heights to the loop, what it do? McDonald's and
• 2:07:41
  the Chicago Fire FC, they are teaming up in a
• 2:07:44
  big way. And they have announced a landmark deal
• 2:07:46
  to name the team's new stadium. Ready? McDonald's
• 2:07:50
  parked. Oh, God. Mm -hmm. That means tickets
• 2:07:53
  will be overpriced. You just saw it. The stadium
• 2:07:57
  is set to open in 2028. It's the company's first
• 2:08:00
  naming rights deal. What? I hate McDonald's.
• 2:08:04
  So overpriced. Bunch of morons. I mean, they're
• 2:08:09
  not morons because they're making money, but
• 2:08:10
  I hate them. Stockman accused of a sixth DUI
• 2:08:13
  had his nine -month -old daughter in the car.
• 2:08:16
  Yeah, this deadbeat loser should have his whole
• 2:08:19
  license taken away. And his kid as well. The
• 2:08:23
  McInroy County State's Attorney says Ramiro Sanchez
• 2:08:26
  was pulled over earlier this week for not wearing
• 2:08:28
  a seatbelt. But when officers asked him questions,
• 2:08:32
  he told them he was wasted. He looks like a loser.
• 2:08:39
  Officers say he failed the sobriety test and
• 2:08:41
  had an open tall boy right inside his car. Just
• 2:08:45
  trying to get caught. The 33 -year -old has been
• 2:08:47
  convicted of five other DUIs. Think about this.
• 2:08:50
  I know there's probably a listener out there
• 2:08:52
  that really wants to have a kid and a nap moron
• 2:08:55
  can reproduce. What do we have right here? Chicago
• 2:09:03
  police are looking for the thieves who smashed
• 2:09:06
  through the front of this sub shop. in stony
• 2:09:08
  island and then stole the atm literally every
• 2:09:12
  single business in chicago needs like an overnight
• 2:09:14
  security guard man they say the group used an
• 2:09:17
  suv to break the front window and here you see
• 2:09:20
  the damage left behind that is not good and chicago's
• 2:09:23
  going downhill since like 2010. i remember in
• 2:09:28
  2011 everybody would listen to the uh police
• 2:09:30
  um scanner online because it was bad You robbed
• 2:09:34
  the trip to Rome coming up during an interview
• 2:09:36
  with Mayor Brandon Johnson about the upcoming
• 2:09:38
  third anniversary of his taking office. Pictures
• 2:09:41
  with the Pope, certainly a good optic for the
• 2:09:43
  mayor, even if he is still playing coy about
• 2:09:45
  his reelection plan. He's a loser! I hate you.
• 2:09:50
  Mayor Brandon Johnson will officially mark three
• 2:09:52
  years in office on May 15th. What a horrible
• 2:09:55
  three years. He will kick off his fourth year
• 2:09:57
  later this month with a trip to the Vatican.
• 2:10:00
  Oh, God. Two creeps in a room. For a chance to
• 2:10:03
  meet with the Pope. So there's that. And then
• 2:10:06
  here's some more news about him. We learned today
• 2:10:12
  Mayor Brandon Johnson will visit with Chicago
• 2:10:14
  -born Pope Leo later this month at the Vatican.
• 2:10:16
  A trip paid for by World Business Chicago. That's
• 2:10:20
  good. What a waste of money. A group that promotes
• 2:10:23
  the city worldwide. I had the chance to sit down
• 2:10:25
  with the mayor today as he marks three years
• 2:10:28
  on the job talking wins. losses and what's next
• 2:10:32
  there's been way more losses it's been quite
• 2:10:35
  the ride three years three god i do not like
• 2:10:40
  him and i know if i say that out loud he would
• 2:10:43
  probably go it's because of race no i just think
• 2:10:46
  you're a moron ears yep it feels like Just getting
• 2:10:51
  started. Brandon Johnson has victories he wants
• 2:10:55
  to talk about. More visitors have visited the
• 2:10:57
  city of Chicago than any other time in the history
• 2:10:59
  of Chicago. That's good. You also have the worst
• 2:11:02
  crime ever. And you're a laughingstock of the
• 2:11:05
  country, dude. We have historic lows in violence.
• 2:11:08
  I don't believe that. We have more investments
• 2:11:11
  on the West and South sides than we've ever experienced.
• 2:11:14
  But there are other topics like polls showing
• 2:11:16
  only a third of Chicagoans view him favorably.
• 2:11:19
  Yeah, he sucks. He literally defended Lil Durk
• 2:11:23
  who put a hit on somebody and probably is a murderer.
• 2:11:26
  That's who he associates with. That he kept pivoting
• 2:11:30
  away from. Your poll numbers don't give you pause
• 2:11:33
  for concern. Why? He's going to change the subject
• 2:11:35
  because he's the man. He's such a dork. Are you
• 2:11:38
  worried about that? I'm just asking you. I've
• 2:11:41
  already expressed that, though. No, you haven't.
• 2:11:44
  When did you say it in the interview? You haven't
• 2:11:46
  talked about it. He's like every other dirtbag
• 2:11:49
  politician where he changes the subject. Shut
• 2:11:53
  your ass. You are both a government leader and
• 2:11:56
  you're a politician, and we're talking about
• 2:11:58
  the vocabulary of politics. Man, the interview
• 2:12:00
  must be the worst. I'm talking about the people
• 2:12:06
  of the city. of chicago who hates you you have
• 2:12:09
  a 30 approval rating and their ability to feel
• 2:12:15
  safe and affordable we don't feel safe and we
• 2:12:18
  don't feel affordable you're changing the subjects
• 2:12:20
  like a con man in their communities residents
• 2:12:24
  who today learned of a 732 million dollar budget
• 2:12:27
  shortfall for chicago public schools oops but
• 2:12:30
  hey at least he's the man Shut up. Which means
• 2:12:34
  layoffs and bigger class sizes. Oh, but he's
• 2:12:37
  so good. The state of Illinois has to do a better
• 2:12:39
  job coming together. Illinois is so corrupt.
• 2:12:42
  Everyone's leaving. To fund our public schools.
• 2:12:44
  This is a time for Democrats to lead in Springfield
• 2:12:47
  to fully fund our schools. Your relationship
• 2:12:49
  with the governor and... Another prick. The General
• 2:12:52
  Assembly. How would you frame that right now?
• 2:12:54
  Yeah, I mean, it's a working relationship, right?
• 2:12:57
  Friendly? I mean, at times. It's not. No one's
• 2:13:01
  friendly with you. You're a loser! And today,
• 2:13:09
  Illinois Senate Democrats are set to unveil a
• 2:13:11
  new plan that's aimed at protecting residents
• 2:13:13
  from the risk of artificial intelligence. So
• 2:13:15
  lawmakers say that this proposal would create
• 2:13:17
  some safeguards against AI -related threats.
• 2:13:20
  Yeah, AI, I like it. I use it every day. But
• 2:13:24
  it seems like the losers out there... Or using
• 2:13:28
  it for the wrong reasons. Including identity,
• 2:13:29
  security, and price gouging. All right, so there's
• 2:13:33
  that. All right, let's do Cleveland News because
• 2:13:35
  it's the last place. Static crackle, mic pops,
• 2:13:48
  the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel
• 2:13:51
  mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,
• 2:13:54
  never sloppy Radio waves, carry tales, but they
• 2:13:56
  ain't gloves The concrete jungle, potholes where
• 2:13:59
  dreams collapse Downtown echoes, the cabs and
• 2:14:02
  faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle, corner
• 2:14:04
  kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest, but
• 2:14:07
  the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where the
• 2:14:10
  truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,
• 2:14:13
  every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drop.
• 2:14:16
  Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law. Back
• 2:14:19
  alleys whisper, still grit in the air. Hoppy
• 2:14:22
  pullin' cards, city troops laid bare. Bar sharper
• 2:14:25
  than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions
• 2:14:27
  heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days,
• 2:14:31
  static hum in the booth. Voice boomin' through
• 2:14:33
  the speakers, hittin' with the truth. Tower city
• 2:14:36
  shadows, echoin' the youth. Uncut, unpolished,
• 2:14:39
  Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens, no rose
• 2:14:42
  tint. In a slice of Cleveland's mind From the
• 2:14:46
  flats to the heights So we'll recombine Unfiltered,
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  unbothered, done, refined 8 -5 -6 49 Abbey 8
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  -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at
• 2:15:18
  me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me,
• 2:15:21
  RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. If you were a nepo
• 2:15:32
  baby, you will probably hate it, but still listen
• 2:15:35
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. If the movie Project
• 2:15:40
  X was a radio show, It would be Hoppy Hour with
• 2:15:43
  Ryan Hoppy. Lorain County workers are now three
• 2:15:50
  months into a strike, and they say they are not
• 2:15:52
  backing down. Oh, no, no, no. Everywhere at 5,
• 2:15:56
  our Brittany Weir talked to a handful of picketers
• 2:15:58
  standing strong, waiting for the county to meet
• 2:16:01
  their demands. They're not going to. 3 News has
• 2:16:04
  discovered that one of the eight current and
• 2:16:05
  former Cleveland police officers indicted in
• 2:16:08
  a fraud scheme has previous convictions. Yeah.
• 2:16:11
  Cops being corrupt? No way! Terrence Rouse pleaded
• 2:16:16
  guilty to two attempts of falsification back
• 2:16:18
  in 2022. However, was hired less than a year
• 2:16:22
  after that by the... This is why it's hard to
• 2:16:24
  like cops. It's because then they protect their
• 2:16:26
  own. I've often said there are a ton of good
• 2:16:28
  cops out there, but the problem is the bad cops
• 2:16:31
  are the ones that lead the department. Highland
• 2:16:34
  Hills Police Department. Investigator Peter Fleischer
• 2:16:37
  has been digging into records with several departments
• 2:16:39
  and tells us what he found. Rouse left the Cleveland
• 2:16:43
  Division of Police when he was being investigated
• 2:16:45
  for misconduct and then was fired from a job
• 2:16:48
  with the Cleveland Clinic because he pleaded
• 2:16:51
  guilty to wrongdoing in the original investigation.
• 2:16:54
  Ah, that is the most Cleveland headline ever.
• 2:17:35
  We think this is hard. It could be worse though.
• 2:17:38
  At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
• 2:17:44
  Keep people from looking at their own lives and
• 2:17:47
  realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you
• 2:17:48
  know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint
• 2:17:54
  yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might
• 2:17:57
  realize, I live in Cleveland. You're looking
• 2:18:10
  at your tiny little house that you can't afford
• 2:18:12
  because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible
• 2:18:14
  little floppy kids who all have diabetes by the
• 2:18:16
  time they're eight and they live on corn syrup
• 2:18:18
  and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
• 2:18:22
  mess of a wife and she waddles over to you with
• 2:18:24
  her front butt spilling out over the top of her
• 2:18:26
  ass and you're like, I'm going to go shoot myself
• 2:18:29
  and my pregnant small girl daughter right now.
• 2:18:35
  Do you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?
• 2:18:39
  I don't regret it at all. Cleveland's cool. I
• 2:18:45
  mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm going
• 2:18:47
  to Cleveland on vacation. What's so great about
• 2:18:51
  Cleveland? what you look like on the outside,
• 2:19:21
  whether you're white, or black, or a Sasquatch,
• 2:19:25
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 2:19:28
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 2:19:32
  Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
• 2:19:35
  different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
• 2:19:39
  That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
• 2:19:43
  one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
• 2:19:45
  in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Huh? I
• 2:20:56
  got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?
• 2:21:05
  Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? Oh,
• 2:21:09
  I just thought that was a nickname. You know,
• 2:21:11
  like Dr. Grace. Yeah. God, you're stupid. God,
• 2:21:21
  you're stupid. Hey, shut up. What is it now,
• 2:21:25
  Hooper? Have you turned on the TV lately? No,
• 2:21:27
  why? Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet
• 2:22:05
  night or something. Ooh, wouldn't that be nice?
• 2:22:07
  Wouldn't they put them firecrackers up your butthole?
• 2:22:10
  Now, that's a good... No, not that specific thing.
• 2:22:13
  But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
• 2:22:16
  Oh, he loved him, the butthole. I told you not,
• 2:22:19
  never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, ever,
• 2:22:21
  ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
• 2:22:23
  ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
• 2:22:26
  ever, ever, ever, Uh, neither. Sheriff says you
• 2:22:33
  race from now on hell down to the library. Yeah,
• 2:22:35
  you know I do. You go strong, you don't go at
• 2:22:39
  all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some
• 2:22:47
  kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Where's my
• 2:22:50
  shiny metal egg? It doesn't look so shiny to
• 2:22:53
  me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is that.
• 2:23:31
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  Radio .com I would hope you know how to spell
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  radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever
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  you listen to Hoppe Hour like you are right now
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  in the podcast description is all of that. You
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  can hear the Hammerin' Hank Show with Henry Oaks
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  and Ryan Hockney on Spotify by searching up Hammerin',
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  H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N, Hank Show. And check
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  it out on his podcast feed. People with autism
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  are often treated like they are different. Believe
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  me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
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  may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled
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  as slow when I started school. Come to find out
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  at age 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn to gain education and join the
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  workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
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  autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't
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  feel sorry for them. Work with them. for yourself
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  that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.
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  To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
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  .org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. The
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  lights are on, so let's get it started It's all,
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  it's all out here You say you feel how my foot
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  is dancing But I cannot make you through this
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  without you Together we keep breaking the ground
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  I'm gonna do it because I can Women's self -defense
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  classes. I'll see you next time. We're going
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  to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
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  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  DJ, Hammer and Ink. I may look normal, but the
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  truth is I have a condition called autism. That's
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  right. It's a condition, not a disease. That
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  is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who
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  they are. People with autism normally have difficulties
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  in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,
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  social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area
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  as an honor person. We'll see you next time.
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  But the laughter's growing dim Eardrums mix and
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  hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts
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  hit the street But soon the sound will vanish
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  like shadows in the heat The happy hour is coming
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  to a close Radio waves fading like a wilting
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  rose Labyrinthal rain dissolving in the air But
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  we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair
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  Phone lines buzzing but the laughter's growing
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  dim Drums mix and hoppy like figures without
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  rings. G -H -X to F -M, shadows hit the street.
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  As soon as sound will vanish like shadows in
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  the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.
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  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
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  the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held
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  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
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  our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  speakers silent I'm a -comin' to an end Like
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  a rollercoaster stoppin' Round the river's bend
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  Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now
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  silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind
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  Oh, the Hoppy Allergy RyanHockeyRadio .com I
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  like that. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
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  is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. God bless America.