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Breakfast Bonus: Sexy cheese gymnast · Toni, Jase & Sam - Breakfast Catchup

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  Speaker 1: The Coast Breakfast Bonus Podcast with Tony Jason, Sam. Thanks
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  Speaker 1: for listening to our Breakfast Bonus podcast today.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds ridiculous that I've.
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  Speaker 1: Listened to this sexy cheese Olympia.
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  Speaker 2: A gymnast has been posing with cheese.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I want to start by saying, of all the
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  Speaker 3: things that you could go into bed with partnership wise,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what's the most proud one you've partnered with, Sam.
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  Speaker 2: Pursals, I didn't get a trampoline. It was a good one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but what about the herbalig Night campaign?
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  Speaker 4: About that campaign that I did online as I had
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  Speaker 4: to replace myself with someone more attractive to make it
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  Speaker 4: sixy That's all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Jacobs. They head a red ball, quite surfing sexy man.
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  Speaker 4: He got in bed with my wife for that campaign.
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  Speaker 3: Certain things where you go, I'm really proud to be
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  Speaker 3: involved with this brand and wow, like this is such
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  Speaker 3: a natural fit. I would imagine that this particular gymnast
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  Speaker 3: never thought that the ideal fit for her would be giant.
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  Speaker 2: Blocks of cheese. That's amazing, It's amazing.
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  Speaker 3: So she's an Italian gymnast and she is sponsored by Parmagan.
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  Speaker 3: You know that Parmesan cheese, not just any cheese, Parmesan cheese.
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  Speaker 3: So what what what do you do when you sponsor gymnasts?
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  Speaker 3: You know what could we do? I know, will get
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  Speaker 3: her to do a sexy photo shoot with the largest
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  Speaker 3: blocks of cheese we can find. She is literally there
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  Speaker 3: are like four or five block giant blocks of cheese,
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  Speaker 3: and she's doing the splits on the cheese.
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  Speaker 4: And the weird thing is, I don't feel like eating cheese,
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  Speaker 4: but I do have an erection. Do you know what
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  Speaker 4: I do if I was actually constructing this as a shoot, though,
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't you use the giant box of cheese?
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  Speaker 2: Is gymnastics? Apparatuss? They missed the track like.
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  Speaker 3: Vaults made of cheese and big enough for the volts.
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  Speaker 2: What you're doing about the beam of cheese? What about
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  Speaker 2: the what about the pome horse of cheese? What about?
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  Speaker 2: What else is there? You cut rings out of the
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  Speaker 2: giant wheels and you was the rings.
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  Speaker 3: She could be doing a floor routine and then fall
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  Speaker 3: over and then just.
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  Speaker 2: Go on the floor. The floor is cheese. It's just
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  Speaker 2: not the way to sell cheese.
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  Speaker 4: Cheese is not sexy.
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  Speaker 3: Cheese is delicious, Jesus stinky and she's gonna have stinky
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  Speaker 3: cheese all over her legs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she did the splits on. It's worse than that. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: stop it now for is this something else?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to the Coast Breakfast Bonus podcast. Get
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  Speaker 1: your days started with Coasts Feel Good Breakfast Tony Street,
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  Speaker 1: Jays Reeves, and Sam Wallace