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OUTRO: Mogey Returns · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarky Big Show podcast, make sure you
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  Speaker 1: check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy on their
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  Speaker 1: Instagram at Hadaky Big, showing into them four to seven.
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  Speaker 2: Every weekday on Radio Hadraki.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, Thanks matey.
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  Speaker 4: Three amigos, they the Three Musketeers. They're all back together again. Indeed,
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  Speaker 4: now we're.
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  Speaker 3: Broadcasting this live from Lulu's Bar, Lula and.
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  Speaker 5: Do you want to have a lula? And?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Correct? Do you want to start off with a complaint?
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  Speaker 5: There you go. I've just I've just done it.
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  Speaker 3: That we were we were talking about when we MOGGI,
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  Speaker 3: when we arrived, how cold it is, and we'll just
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's all g is it. But now we're
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  Speaker 3: seated at the desk here and I'm seated right by
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  Speaker 3: the entrance with an arctic breeze blowing ride up my nurse,
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  Speaker 3: so she's going to be an interesting one. I wonder
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  Speaker 3: if they've got like overhead heaters or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: I've got a fan there, so that'll come in handy.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 4: It is odd that what they are doing is they're
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  Speaker 4: closing all the doors that go outside to the work.
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  Speaker 4: It's a beautiful bar, beautiful there's a great bar and
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  Speaker 4: outside on the deck they've actually got fireplaces. You see those. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: so they're closing the doors now. That will help, Jace.
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  Speaker 4: You won't have that breeze going straight through the joint. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it is chillie and I am.
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  Speaker 1: Cold, you, Jace. And now don't get all proud when
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  Speaker 1: I say this to you. All right, do you want
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  Speaker 1: to wear this jacket? Do you want to wear old
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  Speaker 1: Keesy's jacket?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want to be Jesus?
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  Speaker 6: But bitch boy, you do you little better.
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  Speaker 3: We're not doing this again, Keezy. I've been your bitch
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  Speaker 3: boy once. I'm never doing it again.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, and I've given you clothing once and it smells
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  Speaker 1: like dirrries.
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  Speaker 6: Still my warrior is juy. It does it twice.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you got it and just like got an
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  Speaker 1: ass train and just rubbed it on it as hard
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  Speaker 1: as you could.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I'll be fine fellas.
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  Speaker 3: Fortunately I'm a bit of a backbone. I mean, you'll
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  Speaker 3: never hear me complain. So she's sweet ass. I've got
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a and I don't like to complain either,
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  Speaker 3: you know me. But I slept on my funny last night.
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  Speaker 3: If a neck so the missus is meant to be
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  Speaker 3: coming down, so that's her to bring me a wooly jersey.
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  Speaker 5: Nothing for you, Yeah, I'll get some voltairean for my neck. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this is rock and roll, man.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Funnily enough, I slipped on my neck quite funny last night.
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  Speaker 3: I can't even move my head. I see how Steph
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  Speaker 3: I am. And I'm turning toward you Rictus. But you
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  Speaker 3: know because my wife said to me, we've got some
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  Speaker 3: Volta and nana. Yeah, she's sweet ass, man, I won't
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  Speaker 3: I just get on with it, Keasy.
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  Speaker 1: Something you do though, is like there is a solution
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  Speaker 1: and you'll say nah, and then you'll just keep complaining.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like you want to be able to complain
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  Speaker 1: and you know that the solution will stop that, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, Jase, where are your sunnies? Where are
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  Speaker 6: your sunglass?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, Keasy, where have you put that?
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  Speaker 6: You leave them on that table.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like, yeah, well they're rooted anyway, so you know,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't really mean if someone steals them, all the
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  Speaker 3: sort of stuff has come off the lens or something.
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  Speaker 6: They do look terrible and just just it's just.
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  Speaker 3: My cold, by the way, which is why I'm you know,
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  Speaker 3: chili startying a I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not going to talk about it. This is the only
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  Speaker 4: time I'm going to bring it up. But I'm studying
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  Speaker 4: an exercise regime next week. Sure, I'm off the darts, guys,
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  Speaker 4: all right.
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  Speaker 6: No, but oh this is great content.
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  Speaker 1: Wish what if we get all the listeners to get
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  Speaker 1: off the darts as well, and you guys do daily
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  Speaker 1: updates of how you go.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder how many people have given up the cigarettes,
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  Speaker 4: but were as a result of us giving up the cigarette.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well people do did message and saying hey, fellows,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonnajoin you. It's for a great cause. I know,
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  Speaker 1: if Mogie gives up, Jase, you're going to be the
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  Speaker 1: only one on the dark. Yeah, fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not even going to kid myself at the moment.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even going to kid myself.
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  Speaker 3: Too much going on, and it's the only thing that
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  Speaker 3: stops me from feeling woozy is to go.
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  Speaker 2: And have a dark.
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  Speaker 6: Plus you've got the near kissue at the moment as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even get me because I went to
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  Speaker 3: the gym today, fellows.
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  Speaker 2: I've been hitting at hard magi. Yeah, I have been, and.
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  Speaker 3: I've a couple of my vertebrae have shifted just because
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  Speaker 3: of the weights, apparently according to the dock.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because your technique so and.
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  Speaker 4: So.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got otherwise known as my shager's back. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: let's play. It was giving me a bit of chip,
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  Speaker 2: but ill shut up. I won't go on too.
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  Speaker 5: You enjoying your Coca Cola keys, Yeah, what's what's that?
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  Speaker 5: You're drinking a red Bull?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? That was stupid. I don't know why. And get
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  Speaker 2: a nice hot coffee.
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  Speaker 4: I was just going to say, is there anything better
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  Speaker 4: when you've got an arctic glass gown up your nas?
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  Speaker 5: You a glass of ice ball? Yeah? No, not really
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  Speaker 5: going forward.
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  Speaker 1: Every time you ask for a red Bull, do you
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  Speaker 1: want me to say, don't get a red ball?
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  Speaker 6: Because every time you complain about it straight away afterwards.
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  Speaker 5: That's true?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, because and but like I know you don't.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are making me out like I'm a complainer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and yet the weird thing is, you know we're
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  Speaker 3: the If you knew the pain I'm in constantly emotionally,
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  Speaker 3: mentally and physically, yeah, you would go.
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  Speaker 2: You are a fucking massive back.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Big Show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
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  Speaker 1: remember the Wracky Big Show Podcast. Do you ever wonder like,
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  Speaker 1: if you know, suddenly shift into someone else's body, shifted
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  Speaker 1: into your body?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, would I immediately be like, oh god, the hell.
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  Speaker 2: I think you would?
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  Speaker 5: Downstairs?
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  Speaker 6: Is that what a chod is got?
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  Speaker 1: And then like it's like my back saw, you know, yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And if you shift it into my body, you'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: holy hell, I feel like I'm Superman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I'd have to have burnt meat patty
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  Speaker 2: naps and.
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  Speaker 3: I'd have to deal with those key did Incidentally, Margie,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you saw on the Instagram there
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  Speaker 3: picture of Keysy in his early band days.
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  Speaker 5: Is that when you hit a shoot off?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah good. That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: And the crazy thing about that particular shot as they've
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  Speaker 3: grown since the yes, I.
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  Speaker 6: Thought that's normal. Don't your nipples get bigger as you age?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's right.
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  Speaker 1: That's why it was like hubcaps yours have joined together
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  Speaker 1: in a sort of ven diagram on your chest. So good,
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  Speaker 1: just to paint a picture for the listeners. We've got
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  Speaker 1: nineteen minutes till we're on here, It's quite beautiful.
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  Speaker 7: Isn't It's lovely looking at the ocean. I should have
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  Speaker 7: brought my rod. And what's the name of the Barry
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  Speaker 7: and Jason? No, just off the top of what is.
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  Speaker 2: The day of the bar Come on, you guys.
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  Speaker 5: You know it's the Lula and it's he keeps.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I know, I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: He keeps calling it Lulu's Pugs And it's down on
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  Speaker 1: the Auckland Viaduct there at the waterfront. There's one guy
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  Speaker 1: sort of sitting quite close to us who's he's definitely
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  Speaker 1: not a listener. There's another guy here, Chris, who actually
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  Speaker 1: works friends with me, and that's it. And Pug sons he.
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  Speaker 2: Pug Son, I tell you what, magie, you have messed
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  Speaker 2: out son.
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  Speaker 3: I had just been going off on the old Connie
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  Speaker 3: Chat with Pugs this week.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, hey, fellas without Mogi here, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'll do it every day to sort of
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  Speaker 1: fill a spot. Yeah, And we were like, wow, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but he insisted and he did a great job.
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  Speaker 1: To be fair, he did, and we thinking about making
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  Speaker 1: it like a regular Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think what the news I reckon three times a
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  Speaker 4: day actually we just should be news, Sport, Weather and
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  Speaker 4: Connie Chat. Yes, and now over to pug soon for
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  Speaker 4: the for Connie Chat with your host Pugo.
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  Speaker 5: So you cold man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah man, this is not I'm really not happy about this.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Pugo, So can you do me a favor in
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  Speaker 4: lieu of having a reserve signed?
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  Speaker 2: You can? You can put one on it it.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I was looking for a stay. I was going
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  Speaker 4: to say, can you put Jason's filthy sunglasses on there?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you did that as well.
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  Speaker 3: We were talking about that. I don't know if you
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  Speaker 3: saw the video of that my hat eulogy. Oh yes,
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  Speaker 3: so good, And.
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  Speaker 4: And I got I also got a message from from
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  Speaker 4: Andrew mullighan who yes, his three or four year old
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  Speaker 4: summer's watching it and said, as that guy did.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well actually when I first watched it, I thought
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  Speaker 3: maybe I had died.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: And and then I started freaking out that that's actually
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  Speaker 3: what my actual eulogy is going to look like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's like because we have put some
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  Speaker 2: more cooler stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I do like it when the videos come out and
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  Speaker 4: the ones that you don't know are happening, which is
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  Speaker 4: pretty much just putting together you know. Yeah, it's very
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  Speaker 4: good that one. It's very funny. And I watched that
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  Speaker 4: and I go, that must get a billion likes. How
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  Speaker 4: can I get anything less than a billion likes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's that good. What a eulogy for a hat?
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  Speaker 5: Yes that it.
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  Speaker 4: Really appeals to me, just the random comments that he
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  Speaker 4: would decide to insert into it.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, but obviously we've got two inch long nipples.
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  Speaker 3: And I just realized, CAZy, we didn't announce the results
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  Speaker 3: of our FIJA for Jower, No, so it was seventy
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  Speaker 3: percent right and for Jower hang on, sorry, I never
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  Speaker 3: heard of for Joe.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it was spelled fijo or fijo. It's an
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  Speaker 1: nobody knows which one they're voting for, but one of
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  Speaker 1: them did win, like seventy eight percent or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean, which is out there.
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  Speaker 1: And just ify I for all the listeners out there,
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  Speaker 1: I call it fijo as well. That Yeah, but there
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  Speaker 1: was just an elaborate ruse to get Pugs to storm
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  Speaker 1: into the studio and then do connage chair.
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  Speaker 3: It was that was that was exactly why we got
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  Speaker 3: Sorry Pugs.
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  Speaker 6: I say, fijo I don't say fijo at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was just silly.
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  Speaker 6: That was us being silly.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you what he's fuming now.
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  Speaker 5: Um should we wrap up?
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  Speaker 2: Wrap it?
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  Speaker 1: We wrap it up here, fellas and wrap it up
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  Speaker 1: like Connie with pugs with Connie chair.
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  Speaker 5: Wrap it up.
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  Speaker 3: I'll try and find a heat of so I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: a bit husky, you might hear.
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  Speaker 2: That's the Arctic conditions.
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  Speaker 1: And because to be honest, it is a big group
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  Speaker 1: of people here and they desperately want a piece of
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  Speaker 1: the Big Show.
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  Speaker 6: So we'll give them that.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys, Radioharducky Ford or seven every weekday
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  Speaker 2: Eight sm