Latest / NO FILTER / The Marketing Director Used PTO for Jail Time _ EP 13
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- 0:00Speaker 1: This is The Bad Hire, the show with the best
- 0:02Speaker 1: stories about the worst employees.
- 0:05Speaker 2: We fired him, of course. People are crazy. It's like
- 0:07Speaker 2: an HR nightmare.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Right?
- 0:09Speaker 2: One bad hire stole all of it. Crazy stuff.
- 0:13Speaker 3: She got what she deserved.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Oh. I'm your host, Ken Monroe, and every week we
- 0:19Speaker 1: dive into real-life stories... From the wild world of work
- 0:23Speaker 1: and what can happen when the wrong person gets the job.
- 0:27Speaker 1: These stories aren't just crazy, they're cautionary tales about lessons
- 0:31Speaker 1: learned the hard way. Let's get started. Alright, hi everyone.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Welcome back to The Bad Hire. I've got Emma and
- 0:39Speaker 1: Morgan with us.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Welcome. Hi, how are y'all doing?
- 0:42Speaker 4: Hey.
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- 1:29Speaker 1: So it'll be good. All right. So I've got a
- 1:32Speaker 1: couple here today. And I think you guys have got
- 1:34Speaker 1: a couple of piece. Yep. All right. The guy who
- 1:37Speaker 1: photoshopped his way out of a job.
- 1:40Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Oof. This is not starting off great.
- 1:43Speaker 1: Okay. This one. Still cracks me up. We had an
- 1:46Speaker 1: applicant send in his driver's license. Expired. No big deal.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Happens all the time. So we ask him for an
- 1:54Speaker 1: updated one. And he sends us the same license back.
- 1:57Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Except he had literally photoshopped the expiration date. Like, badly.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Like middle school PowerPoint kind of ad. So now we're curious.
- 2:08Speaker 1: So now we're curious. Then his references come in. And
- 2:13Speaker 1: every one of them is faked. And then just to
- 2:18Speaker 1: really go for it, his background check shows an active warrant.
- 2:22Speaker 4: Oh.
- 2:23Speaker 1: The entire wheels are coming off this particular one. When
- 2:26Speaker 1: we ask about it, he says, oh, no, no, no,
- 2:28Speaker 1: that's not real. That was in a different state. And
- 2:31Speaker 1: it's all cleared up now. And so to prove it,
- 2:34Speaker 1: he sends us a receipt for something he's paid. This
- 2:39Speaker 1: thing looked like it was made. with a fake government
- 2:42Speaker 1: seal from Google Images. So clearly he puts together a
- 2:45Speaker 1: fake receipt that he's paid this off.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Did they ever get his real license back?
- 2:50Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's when we finally called it quits.
- 2:53Speaker 1: The best part, this wasn't even a dream job. He
- 2:56Speaker 1: could have just moved on and applied somewhere else, but nope,
- 2:58Speaker 1: he doubled down. On the Photoshop until the bitter end.
- 3:02Speaker 4: My thing, yeah, my thing is how did he think,
- 3:05Speaker 4: if it didn't work with the license the first time,
- 3:08Speaker 4: what made him think it was going to work for
- 3:09Speaker 4: the rest.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Of the movie?
- 3:10Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't confront him. Like, they just like, I
- 3:13Speaker 1: don't know, you just keep stringing them along. Yeah. Now what?
- 3:17Speaker 1: I don't know. The fake references, I think I would
- 3:19Speaker 1: have tapped out then. You didn't have to.
- 3:20Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like why even.
- 3:21Speaker 1: You didn't have to confront him in the background check. Yeah.
- 3:24Speaker 3: I don't know why they even took a step further.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Maybe they were just curious. Yeah.
- 3:28Speaker 1: We talk about this all the time. There are those
- 3:31Speaker 1: whole Reddit streams where they're just talking about how to
- 3:35Speaker 1: do it. You see them photoshop your degree. People photoshop
- 3:40Speaker 1: their degrees all the time.
- 3:41Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 3:42Speaker 1: I think we had one one time where we verified
- 3:45Speaker 1: the degree, found out it wasn't real. And one of
- 3:48Speaker 1: our verifiers noticed that it was from like 15 years ago.
- 3:53Speaker 1: But the president who signed the degree was the current
- 3:56Speaker 1: president of the university.
- 3:58Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh.
- 3:59Speaker 1: Who was the president who was supposed to sign it
- 4:02Speaker 1: 15 years ago?
- 4:02Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:02Speaker 1: This person's been there like two years.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Y'all are too lousy to do a Google search for
- 4:07Speaker 3: 15 years.
- 4:08Speaker 2: It's really bad.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Really bad when you can't even fake that good.
- 4:13Speaker 4: What's funny to me is how confident they are in
- 4:18Speaker 4: thinking– They're.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Not going to get it. Right.
- 4:21Speaker 1: Well, a lot of congratulations.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Like, oh, no, I got this. All right.
- 4:25Speaker 1: So the marketing director who took PTO for jail time.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Oh. Why?
- 4:33Speaker 1: Why?
- 4:34Speaker 3: PTO.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Okay. This one's wild. So at one point of my
- 4:40Speaker 1: old job, the marketing team had a– the marketing team.
- 4:43Speaker 1: I don't understand. The marketing team? Okay, I get it.
- 4:46Speaker 1: It had a pool of cars, of company cars, you know,
- 4:49Speaker 1: for client meetings, events, you know, all that. Every once
- 4:52Speaker 1: in a while, management would get a random parking ticket
- 4:55Speaker 1: in the mail. You know, it's no big deal. Stuff happens, right?
- 5:00Speaker 1: But one day a ticket shows up. It's for the weekend.
- 5:03Speaker 1: And that's when everyone goes, hold up, who's driving the
- 5:07Speaker 1: company cars on a Saturday?
- 5:09Speaker 3: Yeah. Literally, what?
- 5:11Speaker 4: Driving all the way there just to use the company car.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Maybe they just took it home with them.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Driving all the way to work on Saturday to.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Use the company car. The company's Ford Taurus. It's nicer
- 5:21Speaker 1: than your car.
- 5:23Speaker 3: Maybe they don't have a car.
- 5:26Speaker 1: I didn't even think about that. I didn't leave with
- 5:29Speaker 1: it on Friday. I came and got it on Saturday.
- 5:32Speaker 1: After a little digging, turns out the marketing director took
- 5:36Speaker 1: one home, got pulled over, and got a DUI. In
- 5:40Speaker 1: the company car.
- 5:42Speaker 4: Right.
- 5:43Speaker 1: The car gets impounded. He goes to jail. And here's
- 5:48Speaker 1: the part that broke me. He used his PTO to
- 5:52Speaker 1: cover the week he was locked up.
- 5:55Speaker 3: What? Well, how did he submit his PTO is what
- 5:58Speaker 3: I want to know. When they asked him if he
- 6:00Speaker 3: wanted his one phone call. Instead of his one phone call,
- 6:04Speaker 3: he said, can I please submit my PTO on the app?
- 6:07Speaker 2: They'll never know.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 6:10Speaker 3: What?
- 6:10Speaker 1: That's funny. Like man said, I'll be out of office. Literally. Man,
- 6:18Speaker 1: I'd hate to have to. He even paid the impound
- 6:20Speaker 1: fee to get the car back, but he never actually
- 6:25Speaker 1: paid the ticket, which is what exposed him in the
- 6:28Speaker 1: first place. So, you know, he almost got away from it.
- 6:30Speaker 1: We say all the time, like six out of 10
- 6:32Speaker 1: people will not tell their employer if they're arrested. Right.
- 6:37Speaker 1: So that's why we say you should be monitoring. You know,
- 6:41Speaker 1: they wouldn't have had to worry about this and wonder
- 6:42Speaker 1: where he was that week. If they had been monitored,
- 6:44Speaker 1: they'd have found out.
- 6:44Speaker 4: I know he was mad. He was like, dang, I
- 6:46Speaker 4: can't use my PTO for this. Now I can't take
- 6:50Speaker 4: my actual vacation.
- 6:52Speaker 3: Literally.
- 6:52Speaker 1: I was going to the beach on this summer. I'm
- 6:58Speaker 1: not doing that. This dude was the marketing director and
- 7:00Speaker 1: he still managed to run a full blown campaign. for
- 7:04Speaker 1: bad decisions.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Wow.
- 7:07Speaker 3: That's insane.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Being the director too is crazy.
- 7:10Speaker 3: Yeah, for real.
- 7:10Speaker 2: Like, aren't you supposed to set a great example?
- 7:12Speaker 1: Maybe that's what gave him the idea that he was
- 7:14Speaker 1: entitled to the car.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:16Speaker 1: I'm the director around here.
- 7:16Speaker 3: I can take that. Yeah.
- 7:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
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- 8:05Speaker 3: All right.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Who's up Morgan? I think you're next.
- 8:07Speaker 3: I think that's me.
- 8:07Speaker 1: All right.
- 8:08Speaker 3: Um, my first story is titled the employee with a
- 8:11Speaker 3: new illness every time she got caught. So before we
- 8:15Speaker 3: got security cameras, we went through this weird stretch where
- 8:18Speaker 3: money just kept disappearing. Not a ton, just enough to
- 8:22Speaker 3: make you question your sanity. We had a pretty good
- 8:24Speaker 3: idea on who it was, but this woman, she was good.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Every time she got close to being caught, She'd hit
- 8:31Speaker 3: us with a brand new medical crisis. One week, it
- 8:34Speaker 3: was migraines. Next week, surgery. Then some mystery illness nobody
- 8:38Speaker 3: could even pronounce. At first, everybody felt bad for her
- 8:41Speaker 3: until she hit, like, diagnose number five. Then the sympathy
- 8:47Speaker 3: tank ran dry. But the real breaking point? A client
- 8:51Speaker 3: storms into our office, furious. Says if we don't fire her,
- 8:54Speaker 3: they're pulling all their business, and that's when we knew
- 8:56Speaker 3: something was way off. So we started digging, and boom.
- 9:00Speaker 3: She got a history. Turns out she'd been stealing money
- 9:03Speaker 3: and credit card numbers from other employers for years. And
- 9:06Speaker 3: she was never charged. And she never apologized. And she
- 9:10Speaker 3: would just pay a little back and move on to
- 9:11Speaker 3: the next job. So she was a professional scam artist
- 9:15Speaker 3: pretty much. And we finally let her go. And guess what?
- 9:20Speaker 3: money stopped disappearing immediately.
- 9:22Speaker 4: So mystery was solved.
- 9:24Speaker 3: But here's the wildest part. She reapplies later with a
- 9:28Speaker 3: resume so fake it could have been from fan fiction.
- 9:32Speaker 3: She listed responsibilities that didn't even exist. One of them
- 9:35Speaker 3: was literally my job. Like, ma'am, you do not run
- 9:39Speaker 3: the company.
- 9:39Speaker 1: So wait, she reapplied to the same company and put
- 9:42Speaker 1: her responsibilities from her previous job.
- 9:46Speaker 3: That she was fired from.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Then she like... Puffed them all up.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Why was the fifth diagnosis the last straw?
- 9:54Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 9:55Speaker 4: The third one or even the fourth one it took
- 9:58Speaker 4: five five of them for them to be like okay
- 10:01Speaker 4: yeah she's she's.
- 10:03Speaker 3: Lying literally she she went from sick day queen to
- 10:07Speaker 3: true crime series real quick right honestly the only thing
- 10:10Speaker 3: she didn't steal was the security cameras because we wouldn't
- 10:13Speaker 3: have bought them but yet so.
- 10:14Speaker 2: Right i don't know All right.
- 10:18Speaker 3: So my next one is titled the guy who lost
- 10:23Speaker 3: it all to clash of clans. About five years ago,
- 10:26Speaker 3: I had this guy working night shift at my gas station.
- 10:29Speaker 3: And honestly, for the first year, he was gold, showed
- 10:32Speaker 3: up early, never complained, played to customers and the kind
- 10:35Speaker 3: of employee you wish you could clone. Then one day
- 10:39Speaker 3: things start to change. It all started with a phone game,
- 10:43Speaker 3: clash of clans. At first I figured, Hey, Everyone scrolls
- 10:46Speaker 3: on their phone on the night shift, so no big deal.
- 10:49Speaker 4: Whatever.
- 10:51Speaker 3: But soon it wasn't just checking his phone. It was
- 10:54Speaker 3: a relationship. I'd walk in at 2 a.m. for a
- 10:56Speaker 3: spot check, and there he was, leaned over the counter,
- 10:59Speaker 3: face lit up by that blue screen glow, completely locked
- 11:02Speaker 3: in on his imaginary army. Customers would walk in for gas, cigarettes, coffee,
- 11:07Speaker 3: and he wouldn't even look up. Just mumble, ring them
- 11:10Speaker 3: up without eye contact, and go back to the next battle.
- 11:13Speaker 3: I pulled him aside and told him, listen, play all
- 11:15Speaker 3: you want when it's dead, but when a customer walks in,
- 11:18Speaker 3: the game is over that they come first. So he apologized,
- 11:22Speaker 3: he swore he'd stop, and next night, same thing. Same glow,
- 11:26Speaker 3: same game, same neglect. It was like trying to break
- 11:29Speaker 3: up a man in his digital RV. Eventually, I had
- 11:32Speaker 3: to let him go. I told him straight up, if
- 11:34Speaker 3: you can't put the game down, you just can't work here.
- 11:36Speaker 3: And I thought that was the end of it. Until
- 11:38Speaker 3: a few days later, his mom shows up at the
- 11:40Speaker 3: gas station.
- 11:40Speaker 1: Yikes.
- 11:42Speaker 2: This is so funny. Literally a gas station job.
- 11:44Speaker 1: Your mom shows up.
- 11:46Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like your mom showing up at school when
- 11:49Speaker 3: you're in detention. She looked exhausted, pale, eyes red from crying,
- 11:53Speaker 3: and she asked if we can talk privately. Also, where
- 11:55Speaker 3: do you talk privately in a gas station? I just
- 11:57Speaker 3: want to know. Okay. She had just gotten out of
- 11:59Speaker 3: the hospital after a long stay, and while she was gone,
- 12:02Speaker 3: her son had spiraled. Turns out he wasn't just playing
- 12:05Speaker 3: Clash of Clans. He was paying for Clash of Clans.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Every upgrade, every shortcut was real money. By the time
- 12:12Speaker 3: she found out, he had racked up over thousands in
- 12:15Speaker 3: credit card debt.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
- 12:18Speaker 3: Thousands of dollars on a phone game, and it was
- 12:20Speaker 3: all put on his mom's credit card.
- 12:22Speaker 4: That's crazy. I wouldn't even pay for an app on
- 12:25Speaker 4: the app store.
- 12:25Speaker 1: No, no.
- 12:26Speaker 2: It ain't free. I'm not getting it.
- 12:29Speaker 4: Literally.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Literally.
- 12:32Speaker 1: It was all about banking.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Literally.
- 12:33Speaker 2: I'm on a budget. I'm not paying for all these apps.
- 12:37Speaker 3: I just sat there in silence. Here I was thinking
- 12:39Speaker 3: he was lazy, but really he was drowning in an
- 12:41Speaker 3: addiction that looked like a hobby, and no one took
- 12:44Speaker 3: it seriously until it ruined him. He lost his job,
- 12:47Speaker 3: his credit, everything, all over a glowing screen at 2 a.m.
- 12:51Speaker 3: And I'll never forget his mom's face that day. Now
- 12:53Speaker 3: every time I see an ad for Clash of Clans,
- 12:55Speaker 3: I think about him and how some battles you don't
- 12:57Speaker 3: fight on a phone, you fight in real life. And
- 12:59Speaker 3: I think also his mom had like cancer or something.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. And she was like needing to pay
- 13:04Speaker 3: that hospital bill, which is why she was in the hospital. Right.
- 13:07Speaker 3: And she couldn't.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Addiction's real.
- 13:10Speaker 3: Yeah she couldn't play that's why she showed up to
- 13:12Speaker 3: the gas.
- 13:12Speaker 1: Station in tears those apps those games are built like
- 13:19Speaker 1: to draw you in it is like an addiction like
- 13:22Speaker 1: a little dopamine you know bring you right to the
- 13:26Speaker 1: edge now you can't win you gotta buy something to
- 13:29Speaker 1: get to the next.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Level it's like Fortnite I need V-Bucks.
- 13:34Speaker 2: I need them please oh.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Yeah I don't know I feel bad for them. I do.
- 13:41Speaker 1: I feel bad for them.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel bad for the mom. I mean, imagine
- 13:45Speaker 3: like you get out of the hospital.
- 13:46Speaker 1: That's a great story.
- 13:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:47Speaker 3: You get out of the hospital.
- 13:48Speaker 1: From good employee to bad.
- 13:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Over a game.
- 13:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 13:51Speaker 1: Yeah, but it happens all the time. You know, good
- 13:53Speaker 1: employees go bad because they get into, make bad decisions.
- 13:57Speaker 1: And a lot of times it is addiction. You know. So,
- 14:04Speaker 1: but addiction to a game. I get it.
- 14:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:06Speaker 1: I do. I do.
- 14:08Speaker 3: Have you guys ever played Gardenscapes?
- 14:10Speaker 1: Gardenscapes?
- 14:11Speaker 4: No, but I know what it is.
- 14:12Speaker 3: That is an addictive game. That is like, oh my gosh.
- 14:15Speaker 3: There were times where I feel like I got addicted
- 14:18Speaker 3: to that game because you get like, so like I
- 14:19Speaker 3: need to get to the next level.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. NCAA, you know, Madden.
- 14:26Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:27Speaker 1: You know, we used to play that a ton. You'd
- 14:31Speaker 1: sit up all night playing.
- 14:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 14:32Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't think there are people who sit,
- 14:36Speaker 1: you know, probably ruin their ability at work because they
- 14:39Speaker 1: sit up all night playing games, but yeah, lots of
- 14:42Speaker 1: ways to work it. But yeah, the phone lets you
- 14:44Speaker 1: take that, that addiction right into the, you know, what
- 14:48Speaker 1: I do want to know is how this guy who
- 14:49Speaker 1: owns these gas stations just regularly, he's rolling around at
- 14:52Speaker 1: 2 a.m.
- 14:52Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Just get up.
- 14:56Speaker 3: Yeah. Or it's like, you know, when you go to
- 14:59Speaker 3: like a restaurant and the manager comes to your table
- 15:01Speaker 3: to make sure the waiter is like checking on you. Well,
- 15:03Speaker 3: he's like making sure everybody is getting six is like, Hey,
- 15:05Speaker 3: you doing okay? Did he check you out good? Anything
- 15:09Speaker 3: I can get you today?
- 15:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:11Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 15:14Speaker 1: All right, Emma. Oh, Emma, let's roll. Yeah.
- 15:17Speaker 4: I've only got two today. They're relatively short. They're not
- 15:21Speaker 4: as interesting as the ones I normally read. No gory details.
- 15:28Speaker 4: That's good. No unaliving, nothing like that.
- 15:31Speaker 3: I'm disappointed, Emma. I know.
- 15:33Speaker 1: Do better.
- 15:33Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 15:35Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Mine also don't have cool
- 15:37Speaker 2: titles like y'all's did. Mine's just go straight into it.
- 15:41Speaker 1: Okay.
- 15:43Speaker 4: I wasn't in HR exactly, but I did training. This
- 15:46Speaker 4: one woman was late all the time and got into
- 15:48Speaker 4: arguments with everyone. One day I was teaching her something
- 15:52Speaker 4: and she looked at me and said, no, this isn't possible.
- 15:54Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. I told her I wasn't expecting
- 15:58Speaker 4: her to get it on the first try. And we
- 16:00Speaker 4: were here to practice as much as she wanted. From
- 16:03Speaker 4: that moment on, She turned evil on me, would completely
- 16:06Speaker 4: ignore me when I.
- 16:07Speaker 2: Would talk to her.
- 16:08Speaker 4: She told everyone ridiculous things about me. And they would
- 16:11Speaker 4: respond like, really? That doesn't sound like them at all.
- 16:13Speaker 2: Are you sure?
- 16:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:14Speaker 2: Are you sure you're talking about the right person?
- 16:17Speaker 4: One day she called in and said everyone at the
- 16:20Speaker 4: store was against her and that she wouldn't be back. What?
- 16:24Speaker 2: That's it. Y'all hating on me.
- 16:26Speaker 4: That's that.
- 16:27Speaker 3: You don't like that I tell lies about other people.
- 16:29Speaker 4: Bye, y'all. What?
- 16:32Speaker 2: So funny.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Her mic drop is, I ain't coming back to talk
- 16:35Speaker 1: bad about y'all.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Yeah, for real. Y'all won't see me again. Oh, please
- 16:38Speaker 2: don't leave.
- 16:39Speaker 3: Please don't leave. What would we do without you?
- 16:41Speaker 1: That's so bad. There are people like that, though.
- 16:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 16:46Speaker 1: It's crazy.
- 16:47Speaker 4: Grown people, too.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Grown women by the way.
- 16:51Speaker 1: That's generally who has a job.
- 16:55Speaker 2: I know, but still.
- 16:56Speaker 3: We find out these are a bunch of 16-year-olds at
- 17:00Speaker 3: the Chick-fil-A.
- 17:02Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:03Speaker 2: Could be.
- 17:06Speaker 1: All right.
- 17:07Speaker 4: Here's my last one for today. Okay. In my industry,
- 17:11Speaker 4: there's an infamous story about a guy we'll call him Rob.
- 17:15Speaker 4: He was chosen to represent his company at a prestigious
- 17:18Speaker 4: week-long gala, five-star hotels, open bars, networking with the top leaders,
- 17:22Speaker 4: a huge honor. Rob treated it like a frat party.
- 17:27Speaker 3: Oh.
- 17:27Speaker 4: He drank nonstop. embarrassed himself by lecturing the very people
- 17:31Speaker 4: who had built the systems he was bragging about. Then
- 17:34Speaker 4: he disappeared to his hotel room. The next morning, coworkers
- 17:40Speaker 4: found him tied to his bed, not clothed.
- 17:44Speaker 1: What?
- 17:45Speaker 4: Turns out he called an escort, passed out drunk before
- 17:49Speaker 4: anything had happened, and she cleaned him out, stole his wallet,
- 17:54Speaker 4: his clothes, the TV in the hotel room.
- 17:57Speaker 2: Before tying him up and then leaving.
- 17:59Speaker 3: She saw an opportunity and she took it.
- 18:01Speaker 4: His company had to pay the hotel for all the
- 18:03Speaker 4: missing items and Rob's career never recovered.
- 18:07Speaker 1: Oh, that's brutal.
- 18:08Speaker 3: It is crazy how people treat these conferences like they're
- 18:11Speaker 3: like a weekend party at a college. It is insane.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:15Speaker 3: Like, I feel like I've been to some sometimes where
- 18:17Speaker 3: I'm like, we are professionals, y'all. Like, what are we doing?
- 18:22Speaker 1: And you see it so often of people who.
- 18:28Speaker 1: I don't know. It's, it's like they get away and
- 18:31Speaker 1: I think there's a different set of rules apply. Yeah. Um,
- 18:34Speaker 1: I don't necessarily, I don't think alcohol and, and, um,
- 18:37Speaker 1: is great in these occasions.
- 18:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Um, you know, I don't, I don't, I don't like
- 18:42Speaker 1: to drink when I'm around, um, anything like that.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Just because you just lose a little bit of your senses.
- 18:48Speaker 1: You say stuff you wouldn't normally. And I, and in
- 18:51Speaker 1: my career I've seen, I've seen a couple of people
- 18:55Speaker 1: completely explode.
- 18:56Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Their career because they had too much to drink at
- 19:00Speaker 1: a conference.
- 19:00Speaker 4: Especially if they're like leading the event, like in this story,
- 19:04Speaker 4: like it was supposed to be a huge honor for him.
- 19:07Speaker 3: Yeah. And it's not like even, that sounds like not
- 19:09Speaker 3: even social drinking, like where you just have one drink
- 19:12Speaker 3: and you're talking, you know, just because it's like a
- 19:15Speaker 3: norm around everybody. And this is completely different. This guy
- 19:18Speaker 3: was getting belligerently drunk, obviously, enough to the point where
- 19:21Speaker 3: he hired an escort. Yeah.
- 19:23Speaker 1: So. Got to have great policies on that and just really,
- 19:26Speaker 1: really encourage people to.
- 19:28Speaker 3: I'm sure he got fired. Like, there's no way he
- 19:30Speaker 3: didn't get fired.
- 19:30Speaker 4: Well, it's sad his career never recovered.
- 19:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:34Speaker 1: All right. Well, great job. Those were fun.
- 19:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:37Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought they were good to be back.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 19:40Speaker 1: For sure. But we'll see you next time. And then
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- 19:52Speaker 3: Where can they submit those stories, Ken?
- 19:54Speaker 1: At TheBadHire.com.
- 19:55Speaker 3: There you go. Absolutely.
- 19:57Speaker 1: Go to TheBadHire.com. But we'll join you next time or
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- 20:03Speaker 3: Thanks.
- 20:03Speaker 1: Bye.
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