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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Paint's predictions SA for horscopes pet what he got?
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  Speaker 2: It is so crazy that some people are already getting
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  Speaker 2: ready to go back to school. Summer is almost over.
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  Speaker 2: I know it's wild, So I'm gonna let you know
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  Speaker 2: the vibe that you bring on the first day back. Also,
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  Speaker 2: if it's your birthday today you are a cancer and
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with Harrison Ford, your favorite John
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  Speaker 2: Jay Haley Welch, the Hawk to a girl, and Cody
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  Speaker 2: Bellinger Chandler Arizona Native.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe there's some people getting ready to go
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  Speaker 1: by the Stori is then that bizarre?
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  Speaker 2: So wait, if you're a cancer and you're getting ready
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  Speaker 2: to go back to school, you guys are kind of
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  Speaker 2: having a sweet but dramatic emotional meltdown because you miss
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  Speaker 2: your bed. You are sitting at your desk looking adorable
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  Speaker 2: on your first day outfit, but you're quietly sniffing a
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  Speaker 2: scented marker to cope with that separation anxiety from the summer.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So what your sign read? Calls at eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven nine three seven four seven, Hey Sam? Oh Hey Sam, kid,
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  Speaker 1: that's me, Hey Sam, what's your sign? Sam?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Sagittarius. Okay, So for my Sagittarius, on the
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  Speaker 2: first day back to school, you already lost your back back,
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  Speaker 2: your phone battery is at four percent, and you forgot
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  Speaker 2: your homework was due today. You are already laughing it
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  Speaker 2: off and living for the plot. You are fully planning
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  Speaker 2: to copy off of a Virgo before the lunch melt rings.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. That's so funny. All right, Sam, have
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  Speaker 1: a great day, thanks for listening. Thank you so much. Joanna.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. What's your sign? Good morning?
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  Speaker 2: I'm Gemini. Okay, So for my geminis the back to
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  Speaker 2: school vibe that you guys bring. You are the social
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  Speaker 2: butterfly running through the halls, passing secret notes to three
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  Speaker 2: different roads at the exact same time. Your brain is
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  Speaker 2: vibrating so fast with summer gossip that you've already been
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  Speaker 2: or that you've already been shushed by the teacher twice
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  Speaker 2: before homeroom even ended.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's exactly me in high school. That
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  Speaker 1: is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, awesome, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks Joanna.
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  Speaker 2: How about Pisces, Yeah, rich is our prices in the room, Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: The first day of school vibe you guys bring, you
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  Speaker 2: are completely spaced out staring at the window and you're
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  Speaker 2: in this dreamy days. You have absolutely zero idea what
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  Speaker 2: page the classes on, and you were completely melting into
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  Speaker 2: a daydream about summer vacation the second the sun hits
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  Speaker 2: your desk.
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  Speaker 1: It was like that first day of first grade. It
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  Speaker 1: was like that in college.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, same exact, it never changed.
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  Speaker 1: Nope and libros.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle, you spent three hours this morning pigging out
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  Speaker 2: a perfectly balanced, cute outfit just to keep the aesthetic
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  Speaker 2: vibes high. Now you are trapped in a psychological crisis
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  Speaker 2: trying to decide which friend group you actually want to
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  Speaker 2: sit with and associate with this year. So funny because yes,
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  Speaker 2: in school I just liked to float around to all
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  Speaker 2: the groups.
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  Speaker 1: And the first day of school outfit is so important,
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  Speaker 1: so important.
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  Speaker 2: I remember, o ye, I made my very first rind
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  Speaker 2: in middle school because I was wearing this yellow outfit,
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  Speaker 2: like this yellow shirt and I was riding with a
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  Speaker 2: yellow pencil and she was like, is your favorite color yellow?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, no, it's pink. But we're best friends.
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  Speaker 2: That first day of outfit means everything. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: First day of school for me when my mom was
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  Speaker 1: take us to Seers to get clothes, and I would
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  Speaker 1: get so depressed just shopping for the clothes because that
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  Speaker 1: meant summer was almost so Yeah, I know it.
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  Speaker 2: Was terrible, although I will say I used to like
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  Speaker 2: very much enjoy school supply shopping, like picking out cute
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  Speaker 2: pens and like, sure all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you got for virgos?
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  Speaker 2: Well, John Jay, you are giving teacher's pet virgo, but
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you're kind of everyone's nemesis.
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  Speaker 2: At the same time, you're sitting up perfectly straight, quietly
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  Speaker 2: judging everyone else in making sure that the entire room
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  Speaker 2: runs on your time.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you it was not teacher's pets.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Leo. As Leo's we treated the hallway
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  Speaker 2: like our own fashion runway. We don't even care about
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  Speaker 2: the lesson plan. Our main character ego is just here
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  Speaker 2: to ensure every single person compliments our summer glow and
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  Speaker 2: our new really cute backpack.
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  Speaker 1: All right, if we can get your sign. They're all
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  Speaker 1: posted on our website, John Jaynrich dot com